CNN's "Republican" Analyst Pulls Out Her Nail File While Another Guest Is Talking About Americans Killed by Illegals, to Show She Doesn't Care

Hey, remember when NeverTrump freaked the fuck out over Cory Lewandowski's "womp womp" comment?

Think they'll freak out about this, or instruct us that we shouldn't freak out about this?




Update: Jim Acosta: I can't seem to find a border crisis (where there's a wall protecting the border).



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:47 PM




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1 would that it would happen to her family.

I'm tired of being nice...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (8D42x)

2 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

3 oh, and I read the content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (8D42x)

4 Fuck these people up the ass with a mini-nuke leaking plutonium.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (+dsLj)

5 Hey, I had this willowed on the Rant so I'll just report it here.

Taking bets. Pick one:
[_] Navarro always has a nail file on her and ad-libbed her scruntishness
[_] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)

6 TONITE :

Donkey Show
and
Ana Navarro

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (9gmA7)

7 What conservative beliefs does she profess?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (NGURp)

8 Bless her...heart.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (RU4sa)

9 Por la raza...

Posted by: Klaw at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (VQea+)

10 She needs fewer tortillas in her life.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (88+cf)

11 Fucking smug bitch. I seldom use the word, but that bitch is a bitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (xPJvm)

12 The smug look is enough for me.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

13 Ana should have been shiv'd with that nail file. For nto paying attention.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (O636P)

14 Sounds like contempt of Americans to me ...

Posted by: Adriane the No Social Media is Good Social Media Critic ... at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (LPnfS)

15 Taking bets. Pick one:
[_] Navarro always has a nail file on her and ad-libbed her scruntishness
[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)
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This smells like something the mental midgets at CNN thought would play well to disparage their opponents and get a chuckle from the mouth-breathers. I also think it was probably a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (I2dne)

16 She's as much a conservative as Fauxcahontas is injun.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (RU4sa)

17 CNN...gawd how I despise that company.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (dvH9o)

18 Pinche puta

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (z/Fq4)

19
Ana Navarro is the fat suburban mom version of AOC.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (mblbk)

20 Not the enemy of the people, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (F4u7C)

21 I wonder how much longer this fake conservative shtick is going to last. It's boring and stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (/tuJf)

22 The AOSHQ style guide says that the proper way to express boredom with a topic is: *jerking motion*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

23 Isn't Navarro one of CNN's pet "conservatives"?

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (Pqytn)

24 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (BXMxN)

25 I bet an illegal actually does her nails.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (VpIIl)

26 Let someone do that during a Black Lives Matter skit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (LX21o)

27 They don't care

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (Wloe5)

28
What a condescending, arogant, elitists ..... cunt.

Yeah. I said it.


#fuckannanavarrorightinherbrownstarfishhole

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

29 However, I will say, moving from the last thread, my favorite meal of all time was "boobies under glass."

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (F4u7C)

30 sounds like this was scripted ... fake Republican pretending to not care ... can't have the fake Democrat (they are all fakes) ... pretending not to care. CNN Productions ... not a minute of air time that is not formulated to push TheNarrative. (which is why they hate to give Trump even 8 minutes, without scrolling "fact checks" to his message)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

31 how tribal of her

Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (nFwvY)

32 Severe Conservative

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

33 No, Bill you have a shot at her. Go for it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (ZejZP)

34 Move your ass Navarro. Those leaves aren't going to rake themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (dvH9o)

35 If she's conservative, that word no longer has any meaning.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (RU4sa)

36 Ana seems to be a Chia pet Conservative

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (O636P)

37 Wow... she needs to be very glad I have never lost a child to an illegal..

That nail file would be shoved somewhere else.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

38 Joe, I'm going with planned. she may not have discussed it previously with the producer and planned it on her own, but I doubt that.

and I wish the guest would have got up and shanked her with her own nail file, if the person was in the studio.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (8D42x)

39 Come on now.
Only the most rock ribbed, true conservative would show such remorselessness at dead American citizens.
It is a tenet of true conservatives.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

40 Fvck her.
*rage stroke*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (8iiMU)

41 If she's conservative, that word no longer has any meaning.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (RU4sa)
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The only she's trying to conserve is her rented garret room somewhere in the third sub-basement of someone else's ivory tower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne)

42 27 They don't care

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They never did.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (RU4sa)

43 And note, it was a planned choreographed move... she already had the nail file out.

Planned disdain... like what the press shows us daily.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

44 But she's always/a woman/to me...

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)

45 I've turned enough cheeks.

Fuck this bitch. I hope someone in her family is brutally murdered by an illegal MS-13 member, films it and sends her the fucking video with a note stating how much the fucking enjoyed it.

C#nt.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (F4u7C)

46 As we harken back to the recent Kellyanne Conway - Jim Acosta "conversation".

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (Pqytn)

47 Thank G-d Navarro didn't decide to file on camera the toenails on her big fat Barney Rubble peasant feet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (t2P6q)

48 Why aren't these pointless people forced to get real jobs where they contribute something of value to the human race?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (NGURp)

49 Taking bets. Pick one:
[_] Navarro always has a nail file on her and ad-libbed her scruntishness
[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)

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Why would you have a nail file outside of the makeup chair or the green room? It's not like you see these people on TV with their purses and briefcases on the desk.

Now, I might find it believable if Navarro suddenly shoved a fistful of empanadas into her face. That probably happens every fifteen minutes or so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

50 and I wish the guest would have got up and shanked her with her own nail file, if the person was in the studio.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (8D42x)
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Watching the clip, there was a delay between the host and the guest, so I suspect he was remote. Not sure about the faux conservative scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (I2dne)

51
#fuckannanavarrorightinherbrownstarfishhole

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

not even with bill Clinton's dick...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (8D42x)

52 All news media is just an act.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

53 Ana Navarro is the kind of Republican who could nail-file your head off and you wouldn't even know you were bleeding. That's all you need to know about her.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

54 34
Move your ass Navarro. Those leaves aren't going to rake themselves.


Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (dvH9o)
And move her ass she should. That double chin she's got ain't going to go away all by itself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (jxbfJ)

55 Of course this was scripted. This is a TV show. They leave nothing too chance. It was absolutely by design.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (dvH9o)

56 She needs to be shipped out with Captain Kristol on the USS asshole

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (O2RFr)

57 Masks ripped away. GOPe does not care about citizens of this country being slaughtered if it furthers democrat agendas.

What happened to "if it saves one life...?"

I bet she secretly donates to PP and La Raza too. Hope she gets the same reaction Seth Myers got for his tasteless and lame SVU joke about Trump's speech.

Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (hvf9s)

58 What is it with neverTrumpers and true conservatives that they are all morbidly obese?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

59 It almost as if the everyday truculent condescension weren't enough, so she had to perform and obviously scripted demonstration of condescension.

It is blindingly obvious that she'd be doing her nails if we were all get sent to the gas chambers under a "progressive" government program.


Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (0g6h4)

60 CNN's "Republican" Analyst Pulls Out Her Nail File While Another Guest Is Talking About Americans Killed by Illegals, to Show She Doesn't Care

Obviously planned. Who would even take a nail file onto a set, otherwise? I'm sure she thinks she's pretty clever.

Next time she's going to douche while a guest discusses the lie of "free trade".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (U96rM)

61 Wow. I'm old enough to remember grandmas telling people not to do private things in public -- shave, powder your nose, apply lipstick, brush your hair, etc.

Bathroom baby. Lotsa gossip waiting in the 'retiring room' for you.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (MIKMs)

62 She is a Republican like I am a ballerina.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (w7KSn)

63 >>big fat Barney Rubble peasant feet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (t2P6q)

You just know that Hillary Clinton has similar dogs.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

64 I strap a 2x4 to my ass before showtime.

Posted by: The donkey at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (z/Fq4)

65 They will do the same when the unarmed of us are headed to the camps. That's if they're not lining the cattle car paths and cheering and throwing rotten fruit.

I feel sorry for the ones on our side that still don't believe this of them.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (Wloe5)

66 Since it's Navarro, wouldn't "Hoof File" be more accurate?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (VaN/j)

67 Of course this was scripted. This is a TV show. They leave nothing too chance. It was absolutely by design.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (dvH9o)
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My take, too. It just begs the question "why did these dull normals think this was a good idea?"

I think the "dull normal" part probably explains it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (I2dne)

68 All because Trump won't stop demanding money for an illegal wall! What if an asteroid hits the earth while the government is shut down! People could die!

Posted by: Texas SJW at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (37IEG)

69

FUCK THIS CUNT UP THE ASS!!!!! I HATE HATE HATE THESE PEOPLE AND WANT THEM TO DIE IS A FIRE!

Posted by: Utterly Over This at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (cR+fB)

70 58 What is it with neverTrumpers and true conservatives that they are all morbidly obese?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

Have you ever seen The buffets on the cruise ships?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

71 You just know that Hillary Clinton has similar dogs.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

With the cankles to match.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (t2P6q)

72 To achieve pretend political diversity, a number of Communist states had multiple political parties, who were allocated a handful of seats in parliament and knew how to toe the Communist line. (Russia has a similar system today, where you have multiple political parties all ultimately subservient to Putin, and where real dissent is crushed.)

This system is in use with the "Republican" political analysts on CNN - the media needs fake Republicans, and certain people are willing to provide that service.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (I2/tG)

73 It honestly bothers me that blowdried big media airheads get paid as well as they do. They contribute nothing of value.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (NGURp)

74 She's Republican in much the same way that I am a fiddler crab.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (Boy/L)

75 She is a Republican like I am a ballerina.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Republican? I buy that. Conservative? Not at any price.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (I2dne)

76 It's "All you can eat Chalupas" at the Mex-Plex tonight.
She just wanted to look good.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (88+cf)

77 "I wish those people wouldn't make so much noise. It is quite distracting".

Posted by: Ann Navarro in a First Class Lifeboat at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (FTlwv)

78 What is it with neverTrumpers and true conservatives that they are all morbidly obese?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

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They also take money from all comers to shape whatever message they want.

Two branches on the same tree of all-consuming gluttony.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (AzW6q)

79 IIRC one of the 9-11 Muslim pilots was pulled over a few weeks before that day in a traffic stop.

He'd overstayed his visa but whatever rules kept him from being detained and deported, so he was able to fly the plane.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (LX21o)

80 and I wish the guest would have got up and shanked her with her own nail file, if the person was in the studio.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (8D42x)
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Watching the clip, there was a delay between the host and the guest, so I suspect he was remote. Not sure about the faux conservative scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (I2dne)

I can't see twatter or clips on the work computer.

but I'm going to guess that's why she felt safe doing it, he wasn't there to cut a bitch.

like she needed at that moment

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (8D42x)

81
Sorta unsure why you'd waste an eyeball or eardrum on that.

Nothing they say is ever going to be more than verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (S/hVx)

82 Trump said this at the impromptu press conference in McAllen, TX today.

Democrats don't care about crime. They don't care about borders. They don't care about Americans.

THIS SHOWS IT.

I wonder what would happen if someone started a go fund me page to pay an illegal to kill a family member of hers.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (F4u7C)

83 Betcha the 'ettes here could do much more damage with a nail file than this woman ever could imagine.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (RU4sa)

84 When someone tells Anna Navarro to "Haul ASS." It takes two trips.

Cap'n Billy takes three.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (pw+jk)

85 There's that "look" from Chris Cuomo again. You got to wonder --if he had half-a brain, he's be seriously questioning his liberal beliefs.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (NFEMn)

86 She is shaving mass from the wrong places.

Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (iSh8b)

87 What a racist cunt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (4ErVI)

88 these squatamalans are out of control.

Posted by: Steve Willsonn at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (2tbnE)

89 it's almost like she's only been an American for five minutes. how unsurprising.

Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (nFwvY)

90 Cold as ice bitch.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (q177U)

91 How very.... professional of her.

And they wonder why women don't make as much as men.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (uDcBt)

92

#deportnavarro

Posted by: AP Fake News at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (UbFs9)

93 It means she knows the Left has lost the debate and her only hope is that the GOPe will get Trump to cave. Considering the GOPe's record on that score she is done out of hope.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

94 If she's having to do her own nails, they should probably fire the make up team that fixes her face on before the broadcasts. Obviously they're not doing their jobs.
Oh, wait, I mean of course, send them their checks and tell them they don't have to come to work because she doesn't need them.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)

95 Sociopath

Posted by: Gridlock at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (GW7H6)

96 Snap! You show 'em girl.

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin's Toenail fungus at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (bpemY)

97 I cannot wait to be interviewed by her one day.Gawd...the bowl of black bean chili I'm going to eat a couple of hours before hand will be huge. The results will be epic...right there on the air.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (dvH9o)

98 What has Navarro ever said that was even remotely conservative? For that matter, what has Jen Rubin ever written that wouldn't be right at home on HuffPo?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (gC2IV)

99 BUILD THE WALL

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (q177U)

100 70 58 What is it with neverTrumpers and true conservatives that they are all morbidly obese?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

Have you ever seen The buffets on the cruise ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

We learned to put the buffet table on the centerline of the ship.

Once we put it on the Starboard side and we almost flipped over like Guam!

Posted by: Cuck Boat Capt Stupidens at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

101 Lifeboat, good analogy to unpack.

Ana expects the Birkenhead Drill as the Titanic sinks. What she'll get is the Costa Concordia treatment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (O636P)

102 "...a number of Communist states had multiple political parties..."

"In order to control the opposition, we must BECOME the opposition!"

- V. Lenin

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (w7KSn)

103 Planned disdain... like what the press shows us daily.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (NgKpN)

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I dunno. "Disdain" seems too kind a word for this sort of activity. Visceral contempt for an opposing view demands harsher language. If CNN wants to make their studios "safe zones" for socialists, then they're no longer a news service.

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (Pqytn)

104 Years ago a female toddler was killed down the street by an illegal drunk driver.

I'd make this bitch eat that fucking nail file is she pulled that shit in front of me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (4ErVI)

105 I'm old enough to remember grandmas telling people not to do private things in public -- shave, powder your nose, apply lipstick, brush your hair, etc.

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Apparently it's a Millennial thing to eat - actually eat, forks, spoons, napkins, the whole bit - while giving speeches and presentations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (LX21o)

106 I wonder if that's the same file she uses to knock down the warts that are growing on her Anus?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (9gmA7)

107 I cannot wait to be interviewed by her one day.Gawd...the bowl of black bean chili I'm going to eat a couple of hours before hand will be huge. The results will be epic...right there on the air.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (dvH9o)

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Three Chipotle burritos. Cram 'em down. Spray her with blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q)

108 Hey, I had this willowed on the Rant so I'll just report it here.

Taking bets. Pick one:
[X] Navarro always has a nail file on her and ad-libbed her scruntishness
[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Both.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:55 PM (D/Ye4)

109 Will someone please do my nails? I'm hoping for a gentleman caller.

Posted by: The Comatose RBG in a Secret DNC Medical Facility at January 10, 2019 12:55 PM (DuAZ5)

110
Jesús I can't worry about this. The magnético poles could be reversing and my drug mules might go el sur instead of el norte.

Posted by: The Mexican Cartel at January 10, 2019 12:55 PM (jYje5)

111 FUCK THIS CUNT UP THE ASS!!!!! I HATE HATE HATE THESE PEOPLE AND WANT THEM TO DIE IS A FIRE!

************

I would never deign to be so violent. I merely want to nuke these people till they glow, then carpet bomb the ashes.

I am a civilized person you see.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2019 12:55 PM (+dsLj)

112 Wow.

A. Can we stop labeling her a "Republican?"
B. Can we acknowledge that as a legal immigrant, that she may not necessarily have embraced American values?



Seems pretty clear she does not value the lives of American citizens.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 12:55 PM (W+vEI)

113 Speaking of racist cunts, what is Ocasio Vasco da Gama up to?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (qESAy)

114
It was a bold move, but I bet she's covering and fake-apologizing on Twitter before long. "Of course I never meant to disparage or demean anyone, especially those who have lost loved ones" blah blah. Then the "But...."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (mblbk)

115 She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake....

Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (NFEMn)

116 113
Speaking of racist cunts, what is Ocasio Vasco da Gama up to?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (qESAy)

OK, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (8iiMU)

117

WE NEED TO BURN THIS BITCH! FRY HER! TAKE HER SCALP! THIS ONE NEEDS TO GO DOWN!

Posted by: Utterly Over This at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (cR+fB)

118 1. We value the safety of every American citizen

2. Some American citizens are going to have to die.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi and Schmuck Choomer at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (pw+jk)

119 Speaking of racist cunts, what is Ocasio Vasco da Gama up to?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (qESAy)


Calling for the abolishing of border security entirely. And declaring that those seeking to breach our borders are more American than Americans.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (F4u7C)

120 Speaking of nitwits what has portly Cap'n Bill said lately while piloting Good Ship Irrelevant?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (NGURp)

121 >>[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up




Yeah, isn't there a 'filing my nails' emoji?
This seems to be the equivalent of an emoji -- she's just acting it out for the cameras.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

122 https://youtu.be/zifeVbK8b-g

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (O636P)

123 They're not even bothering to pretend anymore.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (eUVat)

124 I had my car totaled by an illegal drunk driver years ago (the guy fled the accident on foot).

Fortunately, I wasn't seriously injured, but I should have remember that if he hadn't totaled my car, some American would have.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (I2/tG)

125 Jim Acosta is super smart, ya know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (oh/Sd)

126 Keep it up Navarro. Expose yourself and the Dem agenda. Nobody's fooled by your "Republican" moniker.



Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

127 WE NEED TO BURN THIS BITCH! FRY HER! TAKE HER SCALP! THIS ONE NEEDS TO GO DOWN!
========
its a staged op.

bait

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (As6ZD)

128 She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake....

Posted by: Elvis Costello



Damn!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

129 She's an insensitive, dopey asshole. I don't care what party she's from. Maybe she can shove that file up her ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (VpIIl)

130 And this just in:

Jim Acosta is an asshole.

Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (F4u7C)

131 This is what the "Republican smart set" thinks about you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

132 2 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

After the donkey show in Tijuana.

(And seriously, what is the audience for this kind of contempt? It destroys her as a "conservative," doesn't it? Who takes her seriously anyway?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

133 124
I had my car totaled by an illegal drunk driver years ago (the guy fled the accident on foot).



Fortunately, I wasn't seriously injured, but I should have remember that if he hadn't totaled my car, some American would have.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (I2/tG)

Totaling cars Americans refuse to total.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (8iiMU)

134 121 >>[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up




Yeah, isn't there a 'filing my nails' emoji?
This seems to be the equivalent of an emoji -- she's just acting it out for the cameras.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

============

I don't understand how be dismissive of concerns that a large portion of the American public share is a winning rhetorical strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (oh/Sd)

135 Oh, I'm sorry, assholes.

Would you rather I dig at my genital warts? Because I can do that, ya know.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

136 117




WE NEED TO BURN THIS BITCH! FRY HER! TAKE HER SCALP! THIS ONE NEEDS TO GO DOWN!

Posted by: Utterly Over This at January 10, 2019 12:56 PM (cR+fB)
Lighten up there Francis.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (37IEG)

137 man George Orwell was wrong

Two Minutes Hate? more like 24/7/365 Hate

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (RKQ/v)

138 $20 bucks says 'ol Jim is standing just outside the garden section of a Walmart and that is the fencing they use to seal off the store from the parking lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (dvH9o)

139 Acosta... You fucking liar... The LT. Gov was on Fox last night and he went through a slew of actual facts as to how bad it is and has been in McAllen TX.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (O2RFr)

140 She comfortably resides with Charlie Sykes in the "No One Would Have Ever Heard of This Bitch If Not For Trump" category

Posted by: radar at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (gLLwr)

141 (And seriously, what is the audience for this kind of contempt? It destroys her as a "conservative," doesn't it? Who takes her seriously anyway?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)


If I hadn't seen this thread I wouldn't know who she was, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (U96rM)

142 Speaking of people who need to be told to fuck off every time they take a breath I just noticed the Jim Acosta video.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (NGURp)

143 I just saw a bald eagle fly by...

Made me smile.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (RU4sa)

144 Running down toddlers that Americans wont.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (qESAy)

145 >>I don't understand how be dismissive of concerns that a large portion of the American public share is a winning rhetorical strategy.



That assumes she's trying to win you over?

The new strategy is to mock and censor us.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

146 I don't understand how be dismissive of concerns that a large portion of the American public share is a winning rhetorical strategy.
========
because this is about a winning electoral strategy, ballot harvesting votes for illegals...

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (As6ZD)

147 Dear Diary,
Anna is my newest and bestest BFF for life. She made a sic burn on those stupid dolts that still like Trump and want a wall to protect themselves.

I'm inviting her to my Friday night sleepover with Jen, and Bill. We are so going to talk so much trash about those stupid people and that asshole mother fucker Trump.
Love,
Jimmy

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (pw+jk)

148 She's stealing work from...

BTW: CNN is on my new bargain basement cable package. Don't know where though. I quit watching it/them 10+ years ago.

P.S. It is possible that she is cleaning the remains of some sort of beast fromunda her nails.

Posted by: ro-man at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (RuIsu)

149
Has she said she's receiving death threats, yet?

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (UbFs9)

150 Max Boot hoping the krokodiloes eat him last...
https://twitter.com/jamestaranto/status/
1083138651293405184

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (Evws/)

151 Miscreants like Ana Navarro need to be called out, mocked and shamed at at every opportunity. To some, her actions may appear rather trivial within the grand scheme of things but they are symptomatic of the pathological rot that is consuming this once-great republic. Thanks to Ace for doing his part.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (vtcmf)

152 129 She's an insensitive, dopey asshole. I don't care what party she's from. Maybe she can shove that file up her ass.

As if she'd be able to tell

Posted by: radar at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (gLLwr)

153 Those stating that this was a staged event.

WHO CARES?

Would YOU do it if the producers asked you to?

She did. She has no morals. She denies the existence of her soul.

She's Godless.

She should burn in Hell.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (F4u7C)

154 Jim Acosta is a fucking dope.

One commenter: Jim Acosta self owns himself..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (so+oy)

155 Dos Pesos whore

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (gmo/4)

156 Calm down, donna.

He's not worth it.

None of them are.

That's what they want.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (RU4sa)

157 F.U.P.A.!

Posted by: nip at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (DfGpI)

158 138
$20 bucks says 'ol Jim is standing just outside the garden section of a
Walmart and that is the fencing they use to seal off the store from the
parking lot.


Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (dvH9o)
Now that you say that, why do all these companies and all these rich people have fenced yards? We should be able to just walk anywhere we want right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (37IEG)

159 Fuck CNN, They hate us deplorable people and we hate them right back, It would be a shame if they would diaf.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (0OmEj)

160 What's Acosta doing now?

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

161 That assumes she's trying to win you over?

The new strategy is to mock and censor us.


Right, it's simply to keep Normies from agreeing with us, and to entertain her fellow Leftists

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (Rarvo)

162 If Jim Accoster is the smartest man in the room, it must be an empty room.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (O636P)

163 "This will not end well ... I have a bad feeling about this."

Yeah, mix 'n match movie quotes but its fitting.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (qZdIZ)

164 The new/old strategy is to shut us up.

By. Any. Means. Necessary.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (FUJZT)

165 >>I don't understand how be dismissive of concerns that a large portion of the American public share is a winning rhetorical strategy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (oh/Sd)

Yep. It's gratuitous contempt, in aid of absolutely nothing. Silly manicurist.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)

166 Time to be cold and deliberate in our dealings and emotions.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (RU4sa)

167 What's Acosta doing now?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
++++++++
Weeping over his lost relevance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

168 It's going to get much worse.

Count on it.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (RU4sa)

169 (And seriously, what is the audience for this kind of contempt? It destroys her as a "conservative," doesn't it? Who takes her seriously anyway?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

==============

"She's still super conservative."
-David French, sniffing his own fart

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (oh/Sd)

170
This will probably come up on the blog at some point. Q13 Fox in Seattle edited the live video of Trump's speech to make him look like a lip-smacking sadist.

https://tinyurl.com/ycgy6smc

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (mblbk)

171
Yeah, Acosta, they're not 'rushing to scale the fence', because the fence is there and they know they can't scale it.

But thanks for playing.

Posted by: The Mexican Cartel at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (jYje5)

172
What's Acosta doing now?

See update

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (UbFs9)

173 Can we catapult Acosta over the border?

Posted by: SH at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)

174 "This just in! We have a breaking Staged Propaganda Event occurring near the Yazoo City Walmart!"

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (Pqytn)

175 "Sign says no long haired people need apply."

https://youtu.be/bDw4lsPDEho

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:04 PM (O636P)

176 Acosta's high point was getting tossed from the White House. He'll figure that out shortly and do something outrageous to try and match it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:04 PM (37IEG)

177 It's interesting how we've stumbled upon the hill the Left will die on - having a secure border, even just a bit more secure.

Interesting.

They are literally willing to do anything to stop this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:04 PM (Rarvo)

178 I thought Anna Navarro used to be in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Or maybe it was that she eats red hot chili peppers. Lots and lots of them.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

179 These are our more compassionate betters, people.

Andrew Klavan is one of my favorite commentators. On his show a couple of days ago, he called NeverTrumpism Seinfeld Conservatism. It isn't about doing anything except sitting there and preening and feeling superior.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=vDTdNqb9Ips

(Remove the space.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (9hauA)

180 It's going to get much worse. Count on it.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (RU4sa)


Yeah ... but hard-asses like you and me will live to tell the tale.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (uLp9h)

181

Acosta would go to an airport to report on submarines.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (UbFs9)

182

Everyone mail her 2 Pesos... dos peso puta... would be a great thing to start on Facetwat... Dos Peso Puta...

Posted by: Master In Vino Veritits at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (n2qRY)

183 Yeah, Acosta, they're not 'rushing to scale the fence', because the fence is there and they know they can't scale it.

But thanks for playing.

True, plus it's daylight and there are a million cameras there.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

184 Jim Acosta, standing at a border wall, says there's no crisis at the border.

You are why dunce caps were invented, Jim.

Die in a fire. Asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (F4u7C)

185 WTF there's totally no illegals running across the border here where we are with cameras and a big fence.

Trump is an OrangeManBad and he lied again!

Posted by: Jim Assclown at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (RKQ/v)

186 This is why we needed Trump. However "uncouth" or "mean" he is, it is NOTHING compared to what these commie jackbags have put us through for years and plan to put us through in the future.

He is smarter than them, more in touch than them, and doesn't GAF. He is their worst nightmare. Six more years, Ana baby. Sleep tight.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (Wloe5)

187 There really is a Yazoo City Walmart....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (O636P)

188 They are literally willing to do anything to stop this.
========
Yep. There's more "there" there than we know.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (wq2KZ)

189 This doesn't surprise me because I've always heard that Republicans are callous to the deaths of the proletariat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

190 Hey people, take it easy.
Maybe Ana was just picking out some dried paste from under fingernail. I know personally that CNN's green room serves on the finest Boogerian Paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

191 160 What's Acosta doing now?
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

Weeping as he stares at himself in the mirror and masturbates morosely while chanting "Kellyanne! Kellyanne be mine!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

192 Acosta was shocked, shocked, I tell you, to discover that crime went down even though there were more criminals in prison.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (9hauA)

193 The D-Lamp solution is coming for these traitors.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (xjiRE)

194 >>173 Can we catapult Acosta over the border?
Posted by: SH at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)

Not yet.

He is going to be one-half of the Sinema-Acosta Pon Farr, where the two will combat each other until exhaustion, at which time they'll be mated.

Then he's yours to catapult.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

195 173
Can we catapult Acosta over the border?



Posted by: SH at January 10, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)
And what better way to travel than Trebuchet Airways! No matter how high the walls, we'll get your packages or passengers over them in a quick and efficient manner.
Don't rely on just anyone to fling your cargo into the air, when you really want to fling, think TREBUCHET!

Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (37IEG)

196 They are literally willing to do anything to stop this.

---

I suspect there are at least a dozen or more (D) House seats that illegal alien populations are pretty much directly responsible for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (LX21o)

197 Totaling cars Americans refuse to total.

Hey, the drunk illegal driving a van ran a red light on a city street at fifty miles per hour, striking my small car broadside - fortunately on the passenger side, not the driver side, or I would be dead. It was very lucky that I didn't have a passenger.

Any American driver would have done the same thing.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (I2/tG)

198


'Suppose They Build a Gloryhole and No One Comes?' - Jim Acosta (2019)

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:06 PM (9gmA7)

199 Well Jimmy doesn't have to worry about being raped at the border.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (pLgt/)

200 However "uncouth" or "mean" he is,
========
FFS - never forget that the porno political slur "teabagger" was popularized on CNN.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (kl8x2)

201 I see a crisis at the border. A journalistic crisis.

BOOM

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (Wloe5)

202 I thought Anna Navarro used to be in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Or maybe it was that she eats red hot chili peppers. Lots and lots of them.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 01:04 PM (v0R5T)


No. You're confusing her with that horrible guitar player that was supposed to be the 2nd coming of Christ, but now does a tattoo show, or some such. I might not know what I'm talking about.

That being said, the RHCP's suck royally, so I don't care.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (F4u7C)

203 Will the Mexipult be able to clear the Great Wall of Trump?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (qESAy)

204 187
There really is a Yazoo City Walmart....


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (O636P)
of course, because there really is a Yazoo City.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

205 Jimmy is a puta feo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (pLgt/)

206 In the full clip of the segment she goes off on the other guest for calling her "Left" - "I WAS A REPUBLICAN WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS A DEMOCRAT!!!"

https://twitter.com/CuomoPrimeTime/status/1083192697492553730

Touchy. She must get that a lot.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

207 Yesterday Drudge had a picture of some Guat dropping his kids over the fence while his bloated wife stands there on lookout. Acota should go there and help catch those kids as they drop.

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (Tnijr)

208 liberals are children

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (VckGX)

209
lol @ "I found some steel slats down on the border"

He says it like he just discovered something.

This guy is no reporter. He's a fucking clown. A Media TV streaker.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (UbFs9)

210 I suspect there are at least a dozen or more (D) House seats that illegal alien populations are pretty much directly responsible for.

Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment - California gets a number of extra House seats, thanks to its large population of illegals.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (I2/tG)

211 RHCP or RHPS?

Hhhmmm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (O636P)

212 "I don't understand how be dismissive of concerns that a large portion of
the American public share is a winning rhetorical strategy.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my
works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 12:58 PM
(oh/Sd)"
...

I think they didn't learn anything in 2016 and are continuing to lose their grip on reality. They think there are enough people who buy into this kind of nonsense - not just the part about being dismissive, but stuff like Acosta pulling the Baghdad Bob down at the border.

Now, I know people who should be, ostensibly, intelligent people who don't really pay close attention to things outside of work and family, who do stupid shit like watch CNN and take it for face value. But there simply aren't enough of them for this to work when it's making everyone *else* absolutely livid.

I wonder, what does CNN expect to happen if things go pear shaped? Do they think people are going to forget this shit?

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (eAshZ)

213
Acosta... You fucking liar... The LT. Gov was on Fox
last night and he went through a slew of actual facts as to how bad it
is and has been in McAllen TX.
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:59 PM (O2RFr

====

Never mind, the "fucking liar" is mooted by the "fucking idiot." I had no idea what the Lt. Gov said last night, but to point to a barrier and say, "Hey, there's no crisis HERE!" is such monumental self-pwnage that it sufficeth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (mblbk)

214 I think Acosta would have been more believable if he was wearing a sombrero.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

215 203
Will the Mexipult be able to clear the Great Wall of Trump?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (qESAy)

...maybe but the MexiDome will shoot them out of the sky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 10, 2019 01:09 PM (pLgt/)

216 The Yazoo City Walmart is only about a year old.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:09 PM (O636P)

217 I suspect there are at least a dozen or more (D)
House seats that illegal alien populations are pretty much directly
responsible for.
====And that is a low estimate for the seats just in Kalifornia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 01:09 PM (pw+jk)

218 If only Ana Navarro was assaulted, and worse, by the underclass she is so eager to import.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

219 207 Yesterday Drudge had a picture of some Guat dropping his kids over the fence while his bloated wife stands there on lookout. Acota should go there and help catch those kids as they drop.

Saw that... She tried to scale but was way to fat to get over...I laughed my ass off... Don't know why... It was funny though watching her try to heave that mass over the wall

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

220 Leftists can't have a wall because it will slow their precious child *** trafficking and then how will they get people to come to their parties.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (Wloe5)

221 Jimmy Acosta likes to post pictures of him taking pictures of himself. I guess no one else wants to be around him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (OLCnA)

222 Awesome.

We got a Mountain Lion Activity Alert at the top of the last hour.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (9gmA7)

223 I dunno. "Disdain" seems too kind a word for this sort of activity.
Visceral contempt for an opposing view demands harsher language.
=====

Recalls LBJ's bathroom functions to be witnessed by reporters.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (MIKMs)

224 And what better way to travel than Trebuchet Airways!



Pinochet Airlines!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (EMrMF)

225 Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment

---

That's the key.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (LX21o)

226 187

There really is a Yazoo City Walmart....




Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:05 PM (O636P)
of course, because there really is a Yazoo City.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

========================
Yeah. I thought everyone has heard of Yazoo City. It's in the great state of Mississippi.

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (Pqytn)

227 Pretty sure Jim Acosta's next hard-hitting journalism piece will be to inquire why they don't make the entire plane out of the stuff the black box is made of.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

228 ====And that is a low estimate for the seats just in Kalifornia.

Utah actually sued over that - it had lost a House seat in the last census, due to illegals being counted.

Utah lost.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (I2/tG)

229 Little secret, last night Acosta had a mustache. In the morning he washed it off.

Posted by: Guermo "Dirty" Sanchez at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (pw+jk)

230 Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment


----

Oh.... theyre voting.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

231 Not that it matters but the constant liberal claim that illegals commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens is absolute bullshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

232 That prick Acosta should travel down to Arizona near the Coronado National Monument outside Sierra Vista where there is literally a broken strand of concertina wire near the international boundary obelisk and then wide open territory. There is no fucking border there.

Posted by: Jack at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (JojTR)

233 Love mountain lion advisories/ tips... my favorite being... ALWAYS hike with a fat guy, or girl....

Posted by: krakeb at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)

234 In the full clip of the segment she goes off on the other guest for calling her "Left" - "I WAS A REPUBLICAN WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS A DEMOCRAT!!!"

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (Rarvo)

235 Jim Acosta is like a compulsive poorly hung streaker.

He's just a failed display that no one pays attention to anymore because there's nothing to see.

Posted by: Things I pay to hear KellyAnne say in public at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (0g6h4)

236 230 Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment


----

Oh.... theyre voting.


Well the Dems are filling it in for them

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (O2RFr)

237 We got a Mountain Lion Activity Alert at the top of the last hour.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (9gmA7)
----------

So in other words, it's Thursday in Montana.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (U5tDi)

238 Remember when these filthy bottom feeding whorestains were trying to get devout Christians to turn on Trump because he might be *gasp* an adulterer?

Ladies and gents, your moral leaders.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (Wloe5)

239 OMG. The midget wrestlers can fit right through those slats! And Honduran babies will get their heads stuck in them!

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

240 203
Will the Mexipult be able to clear the Great Wall of Trump?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 01:07 PM (qESAy)
Glad you asked! Our engineer (Bob Archimedes) has already built several prototypes which are all capable of clearing the Great Wall of Trump in anticipation of a coming need. Five models are available, with liftfling (tr@demark) power to clear any of the TrumpWall designs with loads ranging for an angry rabid chihuahua to a primo '67 lowrider Chebby convertible.

Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (37IEG)

241
Still waiting for an answer to: How many paychecks has Kate Steinle missed?

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (UbFs9)

242 n the full clip of the segment she goes off on the other guest for calling her "Left" - "I WAS A REPUBLICAN WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS A DEMOCRAT!!!"

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All that means is that with time, you got dumber and he got smarter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

243 >>So in other words, it's Thursday in Montana.


...in the Winter. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (9gmA7)

244 Wow, what an amazing turnaround.

There's a new movie called "The Green Book" -- yet another one of those "look how evil and racist southern crackers were in the 1960s!" movies -- yawn.

But because it was anti-white, the movie was championed by leftists everywhere and as a result is won the top three Golden Globes a few days ago -- best film, best actor, etc.

That was then. A whole two days ago. And in the interim, the film has gone from must-see leftist frontrunner for the Oscars to a TOTALLY TABOO ENEMY#1 FILM THAT ALL GOOD LIBERALS MUST HATE AND BOYCOTT!!!!!

Say what?? How could that happen so fast?

Well, in the span of the last 48 hours, the film was beset by not one, not two, not three but FOUR different PC scandals:

1. Someone dug up a 1998 interview with Cameron Diaz in which she laughs about a prank by director Peter Farrelly in which he showed his dick to her (and others) as part of a comedy routine. As a result, Peter Farrelly is now the Rapist du Jour, and he and all his films are on the One-MInute-Hate list. Since he directed the Green Book, that film is now taboo to watch.

2. The real-life brother of the black character in the movie says that he never gave permission to the white producers to make his brother's life story, and as a result They Stole His Brother's Soul with their magic movie pictures. White man bad! Movie=taboo.

3. Black activist writes essay condemning the movie as a flaming example of "White Savior Complex" (in the movie, the white chauffeur saves the black musician from racist hillbillies), thus movie now taboo in yet a THIRD way.

4. But the icing on the cake, and the REAL issue, is that someone dug through the twitter feed of the film's screenwriter, and discovered that in 2015 he agreed with Trump that it was awful that Muslims celebrated the destruction of the World Trade Center on 9/11. Even though there are films of the celebrations (in Jersey City) from TV reports at the time, and even though there are police reports from that day proving that there were indeed public celebrations broken up by the cops, the Left is now screaming that the screenwriter parroted Trump's "racist debunked conspiracy theory.," and is thus a racist himself. A movie about racism was written by a racist!!! Boycott!!!!

All of this happened in the space of two day. Downfall.

But of course I';m glad, because the movie was a commie propaganda shit movie anyway.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (c+2jX)

245 Who is this " krakeb", anyway????

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (90T4r)

246
We got a Mountain Lion Activity Alert at the top of the last hour.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (9gmA7)

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Is that anything like a Cougar Call???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (8XRCm)

247 Speaking of nitwits what has portly Cap'n Bill said lately while piloting Good Ship Irrelevant?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:57 PM (NGURp)

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The Bulwark, corrected:

https://tinyurl.com/ya8fprqz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (AzW6q)

248 Apportionment, yet

And yes they are voting

AND they are CLIENTS of Leftists. They are keeping Leftists who work for state and local (and fed) government services working, they are keeping Leftists who work in education working, etc etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (Rarvo)

249 Not that it matters but the constant liberal claim that illegals commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens is absolute bullshit.

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Even setting aside DUIs, rapes, etc., they're breaking tens of millions of federal laws every single day.

Working in the US is illegal unless authorized, fraud, identity theft, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (LX21o)

250 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

LOL

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (Wloe5)

251 230 Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment
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Oh.... theyre voting.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (8XRCm)



But the point is, even when they don't, they create congressional districts that are like the "Rotten boroughs" of pre 1832 reform act UK. Essentially, only a few thousand votes cast decided the fate of more than a few CA districts, when districts are supposed to represent hundreds of thousands of people.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (ujg0T)

252 >>Is that anything like a Cougar Call???


Cougars scare me more than Mountain Lions.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (9gmA7)

253 I keep thinking of that cow launch scene in MP's "In Search Of The Holy Grail".

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (Pqytn)

254 *rummages on blog*

More things change, the more they play the same tune

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/05/open-borders.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (O636P)

255
She's ALWAYS been a fake Republican.

Ana Navarro has made a career of being a fraud Republican, doing her best to steer the Republican party to the Left.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (UbFs9)

256 I just saw a bald eagle fly by...

Made me smile.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (RU4sa)
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I work just south of the Twin Cities and see them quite frequently. It never gets old. Once saw one flat footed on top of a large wooden utility poll.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (Xvo1a)

257 Yeah zombie I saw all that nonsense about The Green Book.

I don't really care b/c the movie looks lame, but I do feel a little bad for Farrelly

that was ridiculous

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (Rarvo)

258 zombie

Karma

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (O2RFr)

259 Not that it matters but the constant liberal claim that illegals commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens is absolute bullshit.

Not even the Left claims that. Their claim is that "immigrants" have a lower crime rate. The idea is that if you amalgamate law-abiding Vietnamese-Americans with MS-13 gang members, the numbers don't look so bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (I2/tG)

260 BAD kitty, Bad.... no more eating the strolling millenials!!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (90T4r)

261 244 All of this happened in the space of two day. Downfall.

But of course I';m glad, because the movie was a commie propaganda shit movie anyway.
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (c+2jX)

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I really didn't want to see Driving Ms. Daisy 2 win the Oscar.

Of course, I don't want any movies to win the Oscar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (oh/Sd)

262 Cougars scare me more than Mountain Lions.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (9gmA7)

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In the dark, all cats are gray.

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (Pqytn)

263
Protip: Mexican cartel la marihuana and Mountain Lion activity in ones area are not a good combination.

Stay safe
Masturbate

Posted by: The Mexican Cartel at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (jYje5)

264 Acosta needs to do that piece ot 0100 tonight and see if he thinks the same thing.

Hey Acosta, you useless bit of human flotsam, smuggling doesn't occur in broad daylight with camera crews and a veritable metric fvckton of LE around due to a Presidential visit!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (ki8/9)

265 Ana Navarro is evidence that our legal immigration rate is too high.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (zUD19)

266 Interestingly she'll give you the same reaction when she's taking it in the dumper, or so I've been told.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (wxZSX)

267 Meanwhile, two Bangladeshis tried to surrender to Sara Carter as she was reporting from the border (in an area without a barrier, Jim).

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

268 This is NOT a joke:
Gam-Gam is promoting: "Chardonnay and Broadway", a chance to have a (1? hahahah!) glass of chardonnay and see a play with her. F'ing c^*t is as shameless as that c^*t Navarro.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (ty7RM)

269 But the point is, even when they don't, they create congressional districts that are like the "Rotten boroughs" of pre 1832 reform act UK. Essentially, only a few thousand votes cast decided the fate of more than a few CA districts, when districts are supposed to represent hundreds of thousands of people.


Excellent point. We are inundated with "rotten boros" in our urban areas and even elsewhere.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (Rarvo)

270 Are there ms13 where Navarro lives? Think they need an invitation to drop by for coffee.

Posted by: Ever at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (1Zh0U)

271 I've heard that cougars exist but I've never seen one for myself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (LX21o)

272 Hannidy will get some miles outta this.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (LkzOc)

273 Ana Navarro so fat she votes twice but only has one ballot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (pw+jk)

274 Cougars scare me more than Mountain Lions.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (9gmA7)


Don't be scared garrett. Just turn off the lights.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (uLp9h)

275 Southwest Florida Eagle Cam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUCekz5k9E4

two hatchlings. Just yesterday, barely able to hold their head up. Today, much stronger. One weaker, one stronger. Just now the weaker bird was hesitant to approach the adult that was tearing up a small fish and feeding the stronger sibling.

When the weaker did approach the adult to get one or two pieces of fish, the stronger drove the weaker away. The poor thing gave up trying to get any fish.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (kJWoP)

276 Evidently, Navarro got her citizenship under Reagan's misguided and stupid "amnesty".

Great ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:16 PM (U96rM)

277 "259



Not even the Left claims that. Their claim is that "immigrants"
have a lower crime rate. The idea is that if you amalgamate law-abiding
Vietnamese-Americans with MS-13 gang members, the numbers don't look so
bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (I2/tG)"
...
They've moved right on to claiming this is specifically applicable to illegals - or at least their army of paid internet shills is.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (eAshZ)

278 The nicest thing about being a leftist is it makes the most vapid mental midget feel like they are "smart" and "important". All for simply agreeing.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (Wloe5)

279 >>two Bangladeshis tried to surrender to Sara Carter as she was reporting from the border


BOTH more American than Baseball and Apple Pie!

Posted by: Sandy O' at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (9gmA7)

280 Cougar Call would make a great reality porn site.

Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (iSh8b)

281 266 Interestingly she'll give you the same reaction when she's taking it in the dumper, or so I've been told.
Posted by: Fritz


Q. How do you know when a CNN anchor is having an orgasm?

A: She drops her nail file.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (c+2jX)

282
Not that it matters but the constant liberal claim
that illegals commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens is absolute
bullshit.Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:11 PM (/tuJf

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I've been looking for the best debunking of this claim. Do you know whereabouts it might be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (mblbk)

283 I'd like to break Acosta in 2 and feed him to the pigs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (sGtp+)

284 Ana should have been shiv'd with that nail file. For nto paying attention.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM


*dramatic music*

This looks like a job for bluebell!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (p+Wdc)

285 >>Not even the Left claims that. Their claim is that "immigrants" have a lower crime rate. The idea is that if you amalgamate law-abiding Vietnamese-Americans with MS-13 gang members, the numbers don't look so bad.

If you listen to the second clip above that is exactly what they are arguing.

Here is the Lott study that Cortes references. Illegals in Arizona commit crimes at a much higher rate than US citizens.

https://tinyurl.com/ya2w9o64

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

286 256
I just saw a bald eagle fly by...



Made me smile.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 01:00 PM (RU4sa)

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I work just south of the Twin Cities and see them quite frequently.
It never gets old. Once saw one flat footed on top of a large wooden
utility poll.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2019 01:14 PM (Xvo1a)
And where did you say your building was?

Posted by: Green Fanatic mobile windturbine Unit #37 at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (37IEG)

287 All of this happened in the space of two day. Downfall.

But of course I';m glad, because the movie was a commie propaganda shit movie anyway.
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:13 PM (c+2jX)

I've been using the collapsing star analogy for a while now.

It's clear that the SJW red giant has already burned through all the easy hydrogen energy (white people, men), and must sustain itself on increasingly less fruitful sources of fuel. Once there's nothing left but heavy elements that it can't burn, it'll explode into a supernova and turn into a black hole.

I'm not an astrophysicist, so I don't know what that last part is going to look like, but I know enough to not want to be nearby when it happens.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (KUaJL)

288
Mountain Lions are drawn to the fragrance of homegrown marihuana mi amigos.

Posted by: The Mexican Cartel at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)

289 Ana Navarro once almost starved to death because she saw the word "stop" in her alphabet soup.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (Wloe5)

290 I'd like to break Acosta in 2 and feed him to the pigs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM


Did those pigs offend you in some way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (p+Wdc)

291 Not a joke. Nanzi's border fix:

Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

292 Southwest Florida Eagle Cam

someone will have to rescue the runt

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (VckGX)

293 Excellent point. We are inundated with "rotten boros" in our urban areas and even elsewhere.

Not quite the same thing, but Westchester Evita got elected in a Democratic primary with 12% turnout. (Any Democratic candidate would win that district in the general election.)

So, her claim that she should be a new major political leader is based on the fact that all of 14,000 people voted for her.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (I2/tG)

294 I've been looking for the best debunking of this claim. Do you know whereabouts it might be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (mblbk)

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Seriously, how many instances of identity theft and fraud have you, your family, people in your church, people in your school committed this year?

An illegal that is working in the US commits them every single day for every day that he works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (LX21o)

295 An illegal commits at least 1 crime per day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)

296 Here is the Lott study that Cortes references. Illegals in Arizona commit crimes at a much higher rate than US citizens.

https://tinyurl.com/ya2w9o64
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

Like, being factually correct is not as important as being morally correct!

Posted by: Sandy Occasional Cortex at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

297 Doesn't seem like a very good business model even for CNN.
Good thing for Ana I think the NY Giants are in the market for a new fullback.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (xqfqx)

298 Cougars scare me more than mountain lions.



Really? The Cougars that hangout at the Rush Street bars can be a lot of fun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (OLCnA)

299 I'd like to break Acosta in 2 and feed him to the pigs
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Sounds good. Bring him over.

Posted by: Bricktop at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (FTlwv)

300 Window boobies were more fun to talk about.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

301 I've seen many cougars. But pumas, they are rare because they don't live long.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (pw+jk)

302 Blonde Morticia, here you go:

https://lidblog.com/illegal-immigrants-crimes/

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (Rarvo)

303 Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)

304 In other news, whites birth rate has fallen below replacement levels in EVERY state. Same even goes for black is most states. Hispanics, led by illegals and their anchor babies babies have skyrocketed. I don't really mind a declining population but that is not what is happening. Americans are being replaced and it is impossible to not see it going on.

Look at the student body of practically any elementary school besides rich white liberal enclaves. This fight over the wall and illegal immigration is a nice gesture but it is 20 years too late.

Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (MxEKc)

305 Once there's nothing left but heavy elements that it can't burn, it'll explode into a supernova and turn into a black hole.



Like Uranus?

(Goes for the cheap planetary joke)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (EMrMF)

306 Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.

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I had someone explain to me that the problem is that we don't have enough administrative people working on the border to help all the illegals come across legally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (LX21o)

307 Here is the Lott study that Cortes references. Illegals in Arizona commit crimes at a much higher rate than US citizens.



https://tinyurl.com/ya2w9o64

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

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Maybe it's just me, but I think if someone is here illegally then the crime rate is already at 100%.

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (Pqytn)

308 Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.
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Its almost as if she has a vested interest in drug smuggling, human trafficking and voter fraud.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (As6ZD)

309 Government workers are mostly democrats. Shut it down forever and never pay them. I don't care anymore. Democrats destroy families all the time, so maybe it is time for it to happen to them.

They don't give two shits when a woman is raped by an illegal or a whole family is wiped out by an illegal.

FUCK THEM!

Tales from the Crypt aka Chuck and Nancy can get them paid anytime, but they refuse because they don't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck about them either.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (trMj1)

310 308 Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.

Oh, and mow the grass don't forget that...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (O2RFr)

311 295
An illegal commits at least 1 crime per day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)
Shit, that makes them more law abiding than the rest of us with our 3 Felonies a day.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (37IEG)

312 300 Window boobies were more fun to talk about.
Posted by: Insomniac

Insom,

please don't listen to the warnings about cougars.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)

313 >> Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.


Also, cut the grass.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (9gmA7)

314 My wife filled her nails the last time I begged her to not make me sleep in her & Paolo's wet spot....on the floor.

Posted by: Willard Romney at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (Yk2wT)

315 >>All of this happened in the space of two day. Downfall.

But of course I';m glad, because the movie was a commie propaganda shit movie anyway.




zombie, if I had to guess, it would be that this movie needs to be kneecapped so that Black Panther has a chance at winning some Oscars and other awards (shut out of Golden Globes while The Green Book won some).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (W+vEI)

316 Tales from the Crypt aka Chuck and Nancy can get them paid anytime, but they refuse because they don't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck about them either.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander

all fucks are on backorder

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

317 Harry Reid has seen the light!

Harry Reid says he buried things with Mitt Romney after the whole 'didn't pay taxes' thing.

"He's the modern voice Republicans need. I like him," Reid says.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)

318 222 Awesome.

We got a Mountain Lion Activity Alert at the top of the last hour.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 01:10 PM (9gmA7)

Mountain lions. Illegals. Human flypaper. How can we make this work?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

319 305 Once there's nothing left but heavy elements that it can't burn, it'll explode into a supernova and turn into a black hole.

Like Uranus?

(Goes for the cheap planetary joke)"

Call the Enterprise, it's just like toilet paper. They'll keep the Kling-ons off Uranus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

320 Really? The Cougars that hangout at the Rush Street bars can be a lot of fun
Posted by: TheQuietMan


What's the starting age for a cougar? 40?

I was driving legally when they were born.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (EMrMF)

321 Southwest Florida Eagle Cam

someone will have to rescue the runt

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM

Ah the bigger is getting full of fish bits and the runt is getting a chance now.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (kJWoP)

322 Its almost as if she has a vested interest in drug smuggling, human trafficking and voter fraud.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM


FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

323 317 Harry Reid has seen the light!

Harry Reid says he buried things with Mitt Romney after the whole 'didn't pay taxes' thing.

"He's the modern voice Republicans need. I like him," Reid says.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)

============

Maybe he should have become president in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (XSSCs)

324 279
>>two Bangladeshis tried to surrender to Sara Carter as she was reporting from the border


I would surrender to Sara Carter and let her pillage me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (8iiMU)

325 An illegal commits at least 1 crime per day.

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Illegals commit at least one more crime per day than Americans. My guess is around 12 more crimes per day more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (pw+jk)

326 >>Maybe it's just me, but I think if someone is here illegally then the crime rate is already at 100%.

I agree but this is a study of crimes other than the obvious crime of being here illegally. And illegals commit crimes, including violent crimes, at a much higher rate than US citizens which should be obvious given the cultures they come from.

I like how Cuomo tries to brush off being here illegally as a crime above. It's impossible to have a rational debate with liberals because they lie constantly and when they aren't lying they are moving the goalposts as if they were on flatbeds.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (/tuJf)

327
But of course I';m glad, because the movie was a commie propaganda shit movie anyway.

I enjoyed it quite a bit. So did spouse; I thought it was about the growing friendship between two men- one who happened to be black and one who was white. There were excellent performances. I have recommended it to several people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (AllCR)

328 317
Harry Reid has seen the light!



Harry Reid says he buried things with Mitt Romney after the whole 'didn't pay taxes' thing.



"He's the modern voice Republicans need. I like him," Reid says.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Reid and Romney buried the human trafficking victims they had locked up in their love nest basement?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (37IEG)

329
Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)

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In that case, we'd need a sooper dooper wall.

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:23 PM (Pqytn)

330 >>Maybe it's just me, but I think if someone is here illegally then the crime rate is already at 100%.



Bingo!
Not just entering illegally, but then the inevitable crimes to cover that up, such as identity theft, tax fraud, lying on government forms, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (W+vEI)

331 A red giant usually lacks the mass to collapse through the Schwarzchild Radii and become a black hole. So more than likely will get either a white dwarf, brown dwarf, or hey a neutron star. If I remember that stuff correctly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (O636P)

332 I am a man of Honor and Integrity! When I see a small homeless boy I do not drive by! I don't ignore the plight of sweet sweet children! I take them up in my van and offer them candy and hot oil massage - clothing optional & unnecessary!

Posted by: Willard Romney at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (Yk2wT)

333 312 300 Window boobies were more fun to talk about.
Posted by: Insomniac

Insom,

please don't listen to the warnings about cougars.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)

We totally endorse this, along with fattening yourself up before hitting the trail.

Posted by: Cougars (the other kind) at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

334 Insom,



please don't listen to the warnings about cougars.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM



It's a trap!

Posted by: ADM Ackbar at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

335 Wants to bitch slap that fat pig so badly...

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

336 >>big fat Barney Rubble peasant feet.
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Hey, Barney Rubble was a stand-up guy, and I will not have him mocked because of a body feature over which he had no control.

Besides, you just can't operate those stone-rollered cars with teeny-tiny feet. Doesn't work.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

337

Any emails for Dos Peso Puta we can flood?

Posted by: Master In Vino Veritits at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (n2qRY)

338 Vest, that's a pretty big blouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (O636P)

339 Here's some, weirdness: Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski Champagne Wedding Goblet

http://bit.ly/2stRtu5

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (3Absq)

340 The white bodyguard played by Viggio Mortenson in the Green Mile is based on the actor and former club bouncer Tony Lip who played "Carmine Lupertazzi", the old NY mob boss on The Sopranos.
I thought that was interesting.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (NFEMn)

341 If I remember that stuff correctly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (O636P)


That's nice. What do you know about growing pot ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (uLp9h)

342 I never had a Cougar but I've done a lot of Nittany Lions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (fuK7c)

343 The white bodyguard played by Viggio Mortenson in the Green Mile is based on the actor and former club bouncer Tony Lip who played "Carmine Lupertazzi", the old NY mob boss on The Sopranos.
I thought that was interesting.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (NFEMn)

I meant The Green Book

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (NFEMn)

344 Trump will declare emergency and do it, dems will sue and some left wing judge will agree with them, then it foes to supreme court and then we see if Roberts and Kavanaugh are weak bitches or not.

Then if supremes fuck us, I say do it anyway and if they try to remove trump, then there might be a civil war.

military/police, what side are you on? I am sick of reading stories about whole families wiped out by some drunk illegal!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (trMj1)

345 >>Mountain lions. Illegals. Human flypaper. How can we make this work? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

Adhesive-nonreactive mountain-lion socks.

C'est magnifique.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

346 334
Insom,





please don't listen to the warnings about cougars.



Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM


It's a trap!


Posted by: ADM Ackbar at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

Meow!

Posted by: random patrolling cougar looking for some meat at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (8iiMU)

347 When the left whines and cries about some besotted cause, take out your nail file.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (BD0Eq)

348 Bingo!
Not just entering illegally, but then the inevitable crimes to cover that up, such as identity theft, tax fraud, lying on government forms, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:24 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++
Nah. If you're a leftist, only violent crime counts. Unless it's against an evil conservative Hitlerite, in which case no crime counts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

349
Viggio Mortenson played in the Green Mile??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

350 If you get so fat you have breasts and your penis completely disapears in hole of fat and untrimmed pubes - do I really still need hormones for a successful transition?

Posted by: Jonah Soypilled Goldberg at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (Yk2wT)

351 Here's some, weirdness: Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski Champagne Wedding Goblet

http://bit.ly/2stRtu5
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:25 PM (3Absq)

Sharon Tate really was a goddess....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (NFEMn)

352 Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)

Why would you need letters from a theater sign?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

353 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (O636P)

354 >>I agree but this is a study of crimes other than the obvious crime of being here illegally. And illegals commit crimes, including violent crimes, at a much higher rate than US citizens which should be obvious given the cultures they come from.



Not just their home culture --- the willingness of US entities to look the other way for crimes committed by illegals (see: VDH's "Two Americas" column, sanctuary cities) reinforces the message that laws are optional. Really, why should we expect an illegal to follow any laws when they are allowed to break so many?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (W+vEI)

355 342 I never had a Cougar but I've done a lot of Nittany Lions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (fuK7c)


They were a nice crowd at the Citrus Bowl. Ended up drinking beer with a few of them. Good peeps.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (uLp9h)

356 311 295
An illegal commits at least 1 crime per day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 10, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)
Shit, that makes them more law abiding than the rest of us with our 3 Felonies a day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (37IEG)


Good point, because what is illegal for us (such as DUI) is not for them.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (xjiRE)

357 Why would you need letters from a theater sign?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)
++++++++++
Easy to see. Advertising is built in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (I2dne)

358 Viggio Mortenson played in the Green Mile??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

The Green Book

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (NFEMn)

359 Like gag me with a spoooon.

Posted by: JAS at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (3HNOQ)

360 Nancy Pelosi's border security fix: Repair the border roads so it's easier for immigrants to enter U.S.
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If I was good at manipulating video, I would splice Nazi Pelosi's face over Delores Umbridge in that HPotter scene when the centaurs carry her fat ass off into the Dark Forest. Some rapey sounds spliced in would be nice too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (ty7RM)

361
Little Timmy: I'm scared, Mr. Harry.
Harry Reid: You think your scared! You're not the one who has to walk back out of this dark desert alone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (3Absq)

362 Nah. If you're a leftist, only violent crime counts. Unless it's against an evil conservative Hitlerite, in which case no crime counts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

or a gay black man in Democrat controlled California.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (trMj1)

363 Even if the illegals aren't voting, they still count for apportionment

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3/5 compromise, anyone? Bueller, Bueller . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (MIKMs)

364 352
Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals



Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)



Why would you need letters from a theater sign?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

This place is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (8iiMU)

365 I never had a Cougar but I've done a lot of Nittany Lions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:26 PM (fuK7c)

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Coach Sandusky...... is that YOU????

Posted by: Rudie at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

366 So, and news from Ruthie? She still AWOL?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

367 Viggio Mortenson played in the Green Mile??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

The Green Book

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (NFEMn)


I think he played the plumber in The Green Door.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (U96rM)

368
Thanks for the links, guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (mblbk)

369
Yank that nail file out of that ball of suet's hand and impale ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

370 but trump can't be conservative because he coarsens our discourse!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (7J5t2)

371 Interestingly she'll give you the same reaction when she's taking it in the dumper, or so I've been told.
==========

I laughed so loudly at this. Good thing not many people are in the office today. I couldn't control myself.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

372 Good point, because what is illegal for us (such as DUI) is not for them.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (xjiRE)
++++++++++++
This enrages me. Here in Denver, take the same scenario with an illegal and a citizen. Assume a woman calls the cops on her man for domestic violence. The police will arrest because they follow the Duluth Method.

The citizen will be charged with felony domestic violence. It might not go anywhere, but the charge will be made.

The illegal will be charged with misdemeanor assault. Why? Because a felony charge would alert ICE.

Illegals are getting significantly *better* treatment than citizens because of sanctuary policies. It's an affront at every level.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (I2dne)

373 There should be a new #metoo movement, except with murdered Americans by illegals starting with Kate Steinle.

Posted by: Jsg at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (jMgbD)

374 I guess our guy wasn't quick enough on his feet to mention the lefts' pedo island extravagnaze

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (7J5t2)

375 Green Mile, Green Door, Green Book.... ai- yi- yi.... so much popular culture....

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (90T4r)

376 Trump will declare emergency and do it, dems will sue and some left wing judge will agree with them, then it foes to supreme court and then we see if Roberts and Kavanaugh are weak bitches or not.
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But if the Democrats sue, even the lowest of low info voters will realize that ChuckenNancy are full of shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (NFEMn)

377 371
Interestingly she'll give you the same reaction when she's taking it in the dumper, or so I've been told.

==========



I laughed so loudly at this. Good thing not many people are in the office today. I couldn't control myself.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2019 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

Yeah, it's the word 'dumper' that does it for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (8iiMU)

378 What the hell is an "Ana Navarro," and has anyone checked for her green card lately?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)

379 Trump will declare emergency and do it, dems will sue and some left wing judge will agree with them,
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Supposedly this power is codified into law. The Donks insisted on it, b/c Watergate. Ahhhh, what sweet irony.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (ty7RM)

380 Let's see... If a cougar is approaching, the Internetz say:

Try to give it a chance to escape.
Look it in the eye if it continues to approach you.
Make loud noises and try to make yourself look bigger by holding sticks over your head or spreading your jacket (Cougars prefer easy prey).
Back away slowly and never turn your back.
Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

381 366 So, and news from Ruthie? She still AWOL?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

Well the cancer doctors mentioned her recovery is right on track and she should be back at work by February. Apparently 6-8 weeks recovery period post surgery is the norm.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

382 "5 Hey, I had this willowed on the Rant so I'll just report it here.

Taking bets. Pick one:
[_] Navarro always has a nail file on her and ad-libbed her scruntishness
[X] It was all staged and planned that she would do this during the wrap-up

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne) "



Deliberate rudeness.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (jI3MC)

383 Green Mile, Green Door, Green Book.... ai- yi- yi.... so much popular culture....
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (90T4r)

Green Hornet, Green Lantern, Green Tambourine, Green Day....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NFEMn)

384 Meanwhile in another popular '80s movie Jackie Chan is still watching Behind the Green Door.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (O636P)

385 Well the cancer doctors mentioned her recovery is right on track and she should be back at work by February. Apparently 6-8 weeks recovery period post surgery is the norm.


Damn

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (O2RFr)

386 Can we all agree that illegal aliens don't commit as many crimes as Nanzi Pelosi?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (+y/Ru)

387

Another embarrassment to women everywhere.

Maybe next time she can display an eyebrow threading, but slip.

Nothing says b*tch like Ana...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (OKeCc)

388 Yeah, it's the word 'dumper' that does it for me.




I still chuckle like a retard at 'Squeekhole'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (3Absq)

389 What the hell is an "Ana Navarro," and has anyone checked for her green card lately?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)


She slimed in under Reagan's "amnesty".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (U96rM)

390 Well the cancer doctors mentioned her recovery is right on track and she should be back at work by February. Apparently 6-8 weeks recovery period post surgery is the norm.
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
++++++++++
Is that the normal for a normal, healthy person or the norm for a frail octogenarian? This is a legitimate question - I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (I2dne)

391 385, Damn

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

392 Semi-obligatory Sharon Tate in semi-see-through wet t-shirt, semi-sfw:

https://bit.ly/2RLHnTg

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

393 Ana Navarro is a portly Latina, often found at the buffet line in Golden Corral....

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (90T4r)

394 Illegals are getting significantly *better* treatment than citizens because of sanctuary policies.
======
Well, for starters they're more American than you are! Also, they are more deserving than you are!
And, you're racists.

PS we're going to raise your taxes also.

Posted by: Nancy and Chuck, giving your money away to illegals at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (oQPdX)

395 Flypaper Whiskey 23:

"There was no bonus system, but the 'top guys' were noticed and respected. Anybody can dump a five-gallon canister of Stick-Um on a family northwest of Nogales; the real glue-jockeys were the guys who'd take on an entire caravan with only one planeload. They're running, crawling, screaming, bunching up, making headway, and you've only got 40 gallons of spray and the sun is setting? That's a real rodeo.
And you knew the hotshots. They were the guys with the big Texas belt-buckles and a blonde on each arm, the guys who bought the whole place a round, and did it often. The war stories. The photos. The guys who'd tell anyone listening 'I don't have time to run out of glue.'"

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

396 Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.


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so..... I stand there and open my jacket and look away. Got it.

Posted by: Rudie at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

397 Is that the normal for a normal, healthy person or the norm for a frail octogenarian? This is a legitimate question - I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (I2dne)

These were her doctors so I guess so.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

398 Incredibly, I heard some news reader the other day say with a straight face that illegal immigration had dropped had 90% so why is this wall needed....?
Obvious BS, they are aren't even pretending to present real numbers. . On the other hand when you declare that no person is illegal and Mexico, indeed the whole world, have a right to come here then the numbers actually make sense.



Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (MxEKc)

399 Viggio was the Green Hornet?

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)

400 I need to know what Trey Gowdy thinks before I comment.

Posted by: Abdullah from State Farm at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (X2m/e)

401 Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 01:20 PM (TN1P5)

Why would you need letters from a theater sign?
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Long distance signaling?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (EMrMF)

402 Navarro should covert to a hardcore Islamic sect. That way she would cover that ugly mug with a burka. There are some advantages to treating women like second class citizens.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (3sjI6)

403 Careful insom ... hotel room keys also trigger the cougar attack instinct.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (uLp9h)

404 Let's see... If a cougar is approaching, the Internetz say:

Try to give it a chance to escape.
Look it in the eye if it continues to approach you.
Make loud noises and try to make yourself look bigger by holding sticks over your head or spreading your jacket (Cougars prefer easy prey).
Back away slowly and never turn your back.
Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

Good advice, except that making yourself "look bigger" definitely attracts most Cougars that I know....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (NFEMn)

405 The shutdown will go on for as long as the Dems suffer the backlash for supporting open borders and the associated crime and national security issues. The Cher meltdown is one tell, open discussion for censoring the speeches of the President of the United States is another. Pelosi is mouthing something about enhancing security around US ports of entry and that is a bad sign for Dems. Now we have Democrat congresscritters going public with "let's get this over with and provide funding for the president's wall.".

Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (Pqytn)

406 Try to give it a chance to escape.
Look it in the eye if it continues to approach you.
Make loud noises and try to make yourself look bigger by holding sticks over your head or spreading your jacket (Cougars prefer easy prey).
Back away slowly and never turn your back.
Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

No no no.

Offer to buy it a drink - cougars like wine and martinis particularly
Do not ask about it's ex husband - this will ruin the mood
Take it back to your place - she may have kids at hers

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (KUaJL)

407 "I'll have the lot uff it!"

Posted by: Things Ana Navarro said after reading a menu at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

408 I suspect RBG has been taxidermied and equipped with servo motors and remote controls, in her latest hiatus....

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (90T4r)

409 Grumpy
Navarro has a blast hole, not a squeak hole. Stand clear!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (LkzOc)

410 Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.


-----

so..... I stand there and open my jacket and look away. Got it.
Posted by: Rudie



Standing still triggers their attack instinct.

Video cam on FB of cougar attacking fake deer proves that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (EMrMF)

411 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANA NAVARRO ISN'T A REPUBLICAN AND AS SATANIC CLAWS NOT HUMAN NAILS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (Yk2wT)

412 She slimed in under Reagan's "amnesty".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:32 PM (U96rM)

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Somebody should point out to Dos Pesos Puta that her fat ass is here because somebody promised to secure the border in exhange for amnesty and then renigged on the "secure the border" part of the deal.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

413 >>Viggio was the Green Hornet?


The Green Inferno, I thought . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

414 Sharon Tate in a tub.

https://youtu.be/iRXs9fWOyo0

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (O636P)

415 The law doesn't mean anything to democrats/leftists or their judges.

All they know is power backed up by violence.

It doesn't matter that the law gives Trump the ability to do anything because a left wing judge or a weak bitch so called republican will just say it doesn't.


All they care about is power and violence, and I wish our side understood this.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (trMj1)

416 Let's see...If a cougar is approaching, the Internetz says:




If she's hot buy her some drinks and cue the bow chicka wawa music

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (OLCnA)

417 Viggio was the Green Hornet?


The Green Inferno, I thought . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

The Green Lantern was a terrible movie. Almost sunk his career.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (KUaJL)

418

So, if someone was to slip Ana Whorvaro a wafer thin mint...

Posted by: Master In Vino Veritits at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (n2qRY)

419 >>Offer to buy it a drink - cougars like wine and martinis particularly
Do not ask about it's ex husband - this will ruin the mood
Take it back to your place - she may have kids at hers
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (KUaJL)

...and throw pocket-change on the bed after. Smoove.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

420 Somebody should point out to Dos Pesos Puta that her fat ass is here because somebody promised to secure the border in exhange for amnesty and then renigged on the "secure the border" part of the deal.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)


Bingo!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (U96rM)

421 I need to know what Trey Gowdy thinks before I comment.
Posted by: Abdullah from State Farm at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (X2m/e)


Has Treytor begun his seamless transition to getting paid lots more for defending white collar criminals?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (y7DUB)

422
Viggio was the Green Hornet?


Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)


The Carpathian.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (9gHOW)

423 The Green Inferno, I thought . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)


Good movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (U96rM)

424 Is that the normal for a normal, healthy person or the norm for a frail octogenarian? This is a legitimate question - I don't know.
=====
well if she's not on oxygen now, that's a good sign. If she gets a respiratory infection, its a coin flip.

If she's able to walk independently, not on supplemental oxygen and doesn't get sick, she could go back to work until she sprouts another tumor and they have to take out more of her lungs. The best case scenario for her is that they have to whittle down her lungs over the year or so and she doesn't develop pneumonia. Eventually she'll be on a ventilator.

Grim.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (kl8x2)

425
Were I on a sinking vessel, I'd make a point of being in her lifeboat. Rendered oil for lanterns and starting the cooking fire, food to feed the rest of us for a week at least, and a huge empty skull to use for drinking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

426 309 Government workers are mostly democrats. Shut it down forever and never pay them. I don't care anymore. Democrats destroy families all the time, so maybe it is time for it to happen to them.

They don't give two shits when a woman is raped by an illegal or a whole family is wiped out by an illegal.

FUCK THEM!

Tales from the Crypt aka Chuck and Nancy can get them paid anytime, but they refuse because they don't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck about them either.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at January 10, 2019 01:21 PM (trMj1)


But that is not the way to win this. The way to win this is to pin the blame for the bureaucrats not getting paid where it belongs, on Smarmy Schumer, Peelousy, and their allies. Heck, more bureaucrats would get paid under Trump's budget plan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (ujg0T)

427 >>Let's see... If a cougar is approaching, the Internetz say:



Minor quibble: cougars stalk their prey, so chances are you won't see them coming.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

428 406
Try to give it a chance to escape.

Look it in the eye if it continues to approach you.

Make loud noises and try to make yourself look bigger by holding
sticks over your head or spreading your jacket (Cougars prefer easy
prey).

Back away slowly and never turn your back.

Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.

Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.



Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)



No no no.



Offer to buy it a drink - cougars like wine and martinis particularly

Do not ask about it's ex husband - this will ruin the mood

Take it back to your place - she may have kids at hers



Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:34 PM (KUaJL)

Ditto. Number of drinks required to bring said cougar home is inversely proportional to the height of the pumps she is wearing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

429 Mortensen also does a cover of Green Manalishi. It's not good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (xPJvm)

430 Blonde Morticia-

If you are in the Seattle area, and want to meet a couple fellow morons, please email Mark Andrew Edwards in his nic. he will get you in touch with me. I owe you a drink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (d7Ww2)

431 Well the cancer doctors mentioned her recovery is right on track and she should be back at work by February.

Apparently 6-8 weeks recovery period post surgery is the norm.
Posted by: IC


For a twenty five year old.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (EMrMF)

432 "Jim Acosta: I can't seem to find a border crisis..."
-----------

Hey boy howdy. This Acosta fellow is just brimming with brilliant insights.

I wonder if, standing by the wall , Trump might not make the same comment. I think he ought to, and attribute the quote to Acosta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (U2TY5)

433 2 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.

Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TcW68)

434 366 So, and news from Ruthie? She still AWOL?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:28 PM (O2RFr)

Hiking the Appalachian Trail! Just hold your horses!

Posted by: Ruth "Iron Woman" Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

435 Navarro is more conservative than Rombley.
Because (-25) > (-26)

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (88+cf)

436 388
Yeah, it's the word 'dumper' that does it for me.









I still chuckle like a retard at 'Squeekhole'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (3Absq)


POOPCHUTE!

Posted by: Poopchute at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (ymnmz)

437 Mortensen also does a cover of Green Manalishi. It's not good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (xPJvm)

That song is by The Green Peter?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

438 Ditto. Number of drinks required to bring said cougar home is inversely proportional to the height of the pumps she is wearing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

Oh, and I forgot:

Remember to wear protection - you don't know where the cougar has been or what it may have caught during previous prowls

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (KUaJL)

439 nood

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

440
Minor quibble: cougars stalk their prey, so chances are you won't see them coming.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

-----

Especially if you turn the lights off....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

441 Jim Acosta: I can't seem to find a border crisis...

-
Or his ass even though he searched with both hands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

442 Yeah, it's the word 'dumper' that does it for me.


I still chuckle like a retard at 'Squeekhole'.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


POOPCHUTE!
Posted by: Poopchute




Grocery chute.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (EMrMF)

443 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.
Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TcW6

She was much hotter when I was banging her.
Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (NFEMn)

444 440
Minor quibble: cougars stalk their prey, so chances are you won't see them coming.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

-----

Especially if you turn the lights off....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

You can still hear them coming.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

445
Ditto. Number of drinks required to bring said cougar home is inversely proportional to the height of the pumps she is wearing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 01:37 PM


Math required. No further warning will be issued.

Posted by: AoS Thread Police at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (jYje5)

446 You can still hear them coming.
Posted by: Insomniac

did you really just say that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (d7Ww2)

447 Trump should just issue letters of Marquee to capture any illegals

Posted by: RoyalOil
---------

Bounties.

The 'self deportation' numbers would soar. Illegals would be scaling the wall to get back into Mexico.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (U7Mh9)

448 A country that has a market for this kind of behavior is doomed. Where I was raised, that's lights out BS. BOOM

Posted by: Majolica at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (L/iaS)

449 443 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.
Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TcW6

She was much hotter when I was banging her.
Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (NFEMn)



Jeb wasn't actually banging her. He was just performing political cunnilingus on her.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (ujg0T)

450 she probably chipped a nail picking lettuce...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (BAMLR)

451 Yeah, it's the word 'dumper' that does it for me.


I still chuckle like a retard at 'Squeekhole'.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


POOPCHUTE!
Posted by: Poopchute




Grocery chute.
Posted by: rickb223
------

Exhaust port

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (/dN1M)

452 80 Let's see... If a cougar is approaching, the Internetz say:

Try to give it a chance to escape.
Look it in the eye if it continues to approach you.
Make loud noises and try to make yourself look bigger by holding sticks over your head or spreading your jacket (Cougars prefer easy prey).
Back away slowly and never turn your back.
Do not run - running triggers the cougar's attack instincts.
Do not approach them - approaching triggers the cougar's attack instincts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

Also liberal application of red wine usually does the trick.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (CHi6V)

453 Please, oh, please, someone post a video of Kate Steinle's father (as well as all the other folks who have lost loved ones because of illegals) watching Ms. Navarro file her nails during this discussion.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (tGSHk)

454 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.
Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TcW6
========

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

455 Navarro is the Beast with Fred Flintstone feet.
https://tinyurl.com/yawg4je2
(complete with spare tire confined in red dress)

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (DJFLF)

456 443 Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)
..........

At least CNN would be getting something for their money.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

457 Late to the thread, but holy gawd, is Jim Acosta stupid.


He really said/did this? Obviously, as there are pictures!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 03:22 PM (sy5kK)

458 Here's my offer Senator Schumer.
Nothing.
And I expect you to personally pit up the money for the first ten miles of my wall.

Posted by: gobagoo at January 10, 2019 03:23 PM (2Ia/C)

459 Neither side is interested in the views of the other side. Democrats just want 2020 to get here fast as nearly 100.000 convicted felons have registered to vote in florida so far. Democrats are contacting convicted felon asking them if they want to vote.

Posted by: ramondo at January 10, 2019 03:24 PM (0QsBu)

460 I"m mailing Ana N. a nail file with "Puta Feo" written on it. In case she needs a spare and she has an identity crisis.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (11H2y)

461 Whorehouse Harry is like an itchy ass.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2019 06:03 PM (Y274z)

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