Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Why Are We Even Funding Border Patrols at All?

She asks why we're funding ICE at all, but, as usual, she has no fucking idea what she's talking about. ICE is responsible for picking up illegals who are already in the interior of the country. The Border Patrol is responsible for stopping illegals at (or very near) the border, and that's the outfit she's saying brings nothing but "DEATH" and which should not be funded.

No one is advocating for Open Borders, huh?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:52 PM




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1 She is a daft trout.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2019 03:54 PM (ycWCI)

2 The future of the Democrat Party

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 03:54 PM (kfj5i)

3 OMG!

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

4 Just close your eyes and think about college age bewbs.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (T6t7i)

5 That's our Sandy!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (KHvc1)

6 Please keep her talking.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (zoI8k)

7 She really should wear a helmet indoors.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (sLicW)

8 She needs to keep talking and saying stupid stuff all through the 2020 election.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (JUOKG)

9 So, Sandy, why should we fund any level of law enforcement then? Anarchy. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (ffYR/)

10 My dingbat of a congresscritter has introduced legislation that limits the distance from the border that the border patrol can stop cars without a warrant from 100 miles down to 25.

Why?

"Because too many people are stopped by the border patrol."

Verbatim.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (kI/3T)

11 The dumbass is strong with this one

Posted by: Yoda at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (ycpbd)

12 I think President Donald Trump has decided the Wall is the Hill the Democrat Party will die on.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (kfj5i)

13 This bitch needs to be deported.

Posted by: Someguy at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (h5Df3)

14 Nice.... Trump meets with Pelosi and Schumer.

Will you fund my Wall?

No?

Walks out of the room...

ALPHA BABY!!! ALPHA!

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

15 But she has nice tits....

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)

16 Nice chassis, nothing under the hood

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (7HtZB)

17 I haven't seen that much love on a news-reader's face since Katie Couric interviewed Barrack Obama.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (BD/yx)

18 I never heard her speak before.

She sounds like she's had a touch of helium.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (m6h/F)

19
Charlie "Three Wives" Sykes just called and said we need Republicans just like her.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (qSsVI)

20 Why does anyone pay to have aluminum guards installed outside of their windows, Sandy?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (uDcBt)

21 So, let's take the extreme position here -- abolishing ICE and Customs & Border Patrol.

...what does that look like in the real world?

Anyone can bring anything or anyone they want in to the country at any time? Okay, cool.

So how long does our country survive in that scenario? I mean, really. Given a chance, I'd say a good 2 or 3 billion people would move here and jump on our welfare and jobs bandwagon in short order... is that sustainable do we think?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (GBteo)

22 But she has nice tits....
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)



And ass

Not that I am shallow..well ok, I am

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (Y+V3r)

23 She really is stupid.

I don't mean "she disagrees with me" stupid, I mean truly ignorant of government beyond some bumper sticker slogans.

She really is the perfect example of Millennials.

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (UfkIY)

24 Aw. She thinks she's people!

If folks want more music, sing out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)

25 Dance for me, Sandy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (4cK+y)

26 Maddow giving AOC the "Fuck me" eyes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (KUaJL)

27 So she's saying that we should go after visa overstayers as aggressively possible instead of building a wall?

I'd say go for "and."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (I2dne)

28 She voted to fund ICE 2 days ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (xfb67)

29 By the way this is no gov shutdown...it effects next to no one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (Y+V3r)

30 BORDERS SHUT DOWN YEARS AGO, PEOPLE!

Posted by: Sandy O' at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (b0w96)

31 Willowed, but relevant.

Bingo. Trump is Hitler, and one cannot concede anything to Hitler.
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2019 03:47 PM (jGvbj)


I was telling my dad last night that Trump's win broke the Clinton hold on the party. All those wild-eyed ideologues suddenly were free to be themselves. Before, the Clintons and their acolytes controlled the purse strings. Now, it's a free-for-all. Additionally, Obama was devastating for the party. His eight years, and Obamacare, gutted the party like a Tijuana hooker. As a result, the Dems who were left were often safe in deep blue districts. The more conservative Dems, and the younger Dems, were all from purplish states. Once they were voted out of the lower levels of government, there are now few people with 10-15 years of experience who could take over the reins. You have an aging cadre at the top, and the young radicals at the bottom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

32 I thought BP was part of ICE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

33 OK, this bitch is getting on my last nerve.

Posted by: Nazi Palsi at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (hjaPQ)

34 Not an overly deep thinker, that one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (xDf3o)

35 There is a nasty part of me that would like MS-13 members who are caught sent to to her office and home. Why does this dolt think every person coming over the border is a cute little single mommy with toddlers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (AllCR)

36 Who bitch dis is?


(ripped off shamelessly from a moron in the last thread)

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (sjdRT)

37 It's dangerous to ignore this or dismiss this. She is very possibly the future in the same way Obama was.


Ideas like this actually need to be strangled in the crib because if not they will grow and fester and eventually take over. Just think of the damage Billy Ayers has done and is probably still doing for all I know.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (Mex75)

38 Please, PLEASE!!! keep her talking!!

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (QgW0c)

39 Rachel wants me. Tee hee.

Posted by: Sandy Corpuscle at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

40 Rachel Maddow looks like she is sporting a full 4" of turgid She Wood.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (b0w96)

41 Emperor Trump will dress her inthe Leia slave girl outfit and have her chained to his throne.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (BXMxN)

42
Boxes of rocks have nothing to fear from this dunce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

43 Caleb Hull
@CalebJHull
In 2018, ICE arrested more than 6,500 pedophiles and convicted murderers in the United States, arrested 158,581 aliens, 90% of whom had criminal convictions, and removed over 256,086 illegal aliens, 6,000 of which were violent gang members.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

44 Other thing with bezos, at that level do you really care? He has more money than he can spend in 10 lifetimes. Is it worth the hassle to fight his wife for an extra $100m or whatever?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 09, 2019 03:52 PM (t5Z13)

I think the bigger issue is that most of his wealth is in Amazon shares. He's still a pretty big shareholder (15% maybe).

All kinds of securities and voting rights issues and reporting issues and whatnot involved in this.
=======
Sometimes really rich guys who are married and looking a legal trouble and possible lawsuits personal judgments criminal fines, get divorced in advance to shelter some income.

I knew of such a guy who got divorced and remarried to the same woman three times over the course of decades . . .

Now if he shows up with some 20 year old brazillian carnival dancer next week, well so much for that theory.

Posted by: simplemind at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (pBOXH)

45 Death! DEAAAAAAAAAATH!

What is she talking about again?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (IqOTP)

46 I can't believe what it takes to get a democrat to actually talk about cutting govt. funding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (xfb67)

47 14 Nice.... Trump meets with Pelosi and Schumer.

Will you fund my Wall?

No?

Walks out of the room...

ALPHA BABY!!! ALPHA!
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (NgKpN)
---------

Dispenses with all the nonsense the Dem's have been claiming the last three weeks: Open government and then will talk.

Utter BS. The establishment R's would have fallen for it. Trump knew better.

Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

48 In the 90s I heard an NPR newscaster make a comment implying that borders were immoral (Comparable to slavery!)

Open borders has been a goal for at least 25 years, and to get it to NPR, it certainly had big money donors pushing it as an agenda item for their view of what they want the world to look like

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (LWu6U)

49 For-real strippers have better national policy ideas than crazy eyes has.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

50 Finally, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, have you ever heard the term "gay for pay"?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

51 15
But she has nice tits....

Posted by: steevy


That does carry a lot of weight. However, it's counteracted by that helium she's huffing. The unbearable lightness of Sandy.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (T6t7i)

52 Stop funding the Border Patrol and start charging American Patriots to bag illegal invaders. Say 10 tags for $100. I think it would bring dollars into the feds and stop illegal immigration cold in its tracks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (pw+jk)

53 For some reason, Maddow causes an involuntary retch reaction with me.

Posted by: YES! at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (ycpbd)

54 And yet she voted to fund ICE 2 days ago. Someone tweeted that maybe she thought she was voting to fund ice not ICE.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (hECVl)

55 35 There is a nasty part of me that would like MS-13 members who are caught sent to to her office and home. Why does this dolt think every person coming over the border is a cute little single mommy with toddlers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (AllCR)


That is not the nasty part but the just part. The desire for people to see and experience the consequences of their actions and ideals.

It would be unjust to exclude her from the suffering she brings upon others.

Posted by: Someguy at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (h5Df3)

56 She's been in congress for three days and she already thinks she's Queen of Earth. ten million liberals are enabling her tragic delusion.

Even the most skilled, conniving Congress old-timer had a hell of a time getting ANYTHING passed in Congress. Can't wait for her to become a disillusioned old bitch -- in about 3 or 4 months.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (c+2jX)

57 For-real strippers have better national policy ideas than crazy eyes has.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK


Jenna Jameson and Brandi Love are both conservatives.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (wCmLp)

58 31 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (wCmLp)
++++++++
I see three Dem parties right now after Trump fractured them:
1) The old "power and money" faction (Clinton/Pelosi/Schumer)
2) The new "Racism (SJW)" faction (Ellison/the new clit-cutters)
3) The new "Full Communist" faction (Sanders/Warren/Cortez).

2 and 3 are in alliance right now against 1. Once 1 is defeated, 2 and 3 will fight each other. Money money's on 3.

The Dems are interesting at the moment. The Repubs aren't as it is just a binary choice - Trump or death for that party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)

59 32 I thought BP was part of ICE.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

There was a big re-org after they created the Department of Homeland security.

So INS is now Immigration and Customs Enforcement (they deal with exactly what it sounds like) and Customs & Border Patrol just patrols the border and ports of entry for exactly what you'd think they do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (GBteo)

60 A comment from the last thread, but it fits in here and I like what they said:

Romney doesn't get it. I think the whole R party doesn't get it.

But I think the Ds do.

The new divide is the Producer v. Taker divide.

The Left understands this, and so people like tfg and latin loopy lu are appealing to their constituency. The have very few old-style democrats who represent the working (producing) class because they know they are now the enemy.

The establishment Right, on the other hand, is confused. People like romney think maybe it is about race after all. Or religion. Or something, but he has no idea what.


By tweaking the language to producers vs. takers it casts everything in an interesting context. A blue collar worker and a business manager can both be seen as producers. They are the makers, the doer of deeds. I think Trump gets this.

Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (q177U)

61 I hate the fuckin left...I have never wished for anyone's death on this blog ( that I can remember) but I am getting very near that point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (Y+V3r)

62 Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (BXMxN)

Dear Lord, I hope not. Princess Leia was smarter than she is, and Trump has a lovely and gracious wife-who no doubt is much smarter than Sandy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (AllCR)

63 I await her inevitaable sex tape or at the very least,nude selfies ,with interest.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (BXMxN)

64 This 29 year old idiot gets to possibly influence your life just as a result of living in a tiny conclave of NYC filled with other anti- American idiots.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (0/zKO)

65 Translates to English as, "I'm not dumb like everyone says. I'm smart!"

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (x6XkS)

66

Maybe she thought she was voting for Fun Dice??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (qSsVI)

67 She is a gift.One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (bgJ0E)

68
But she has nice tits....
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)


They're positioned too low on her torso and she compounds the problem with bad posture.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (TAmPV)

69 >>Jenna Jameson and Brandi Love are both conservatives.


Brandi Love's Forehead would make a good border barrier. That thing is huge.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (b0w96)

70 Does AOC have a Lion, Tin Man and Scare Crow helping her out with simple navigation and things?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)

71 Sometimes really rich guys who are married and looking a legal trouble and possible lawsuits personal judgments criminal fines, get divorced in advance to shelter some income.

I knew of such a guy who got divorced and remarried to the same woman three times over the course of decades . . .

Now if he shows up with some 20 year old brazillian carnival dancer next week, well so much for that theory.
Posted by: simplemind

_________________

A professional insurance policy with a few million in coverage is pretty cheap for most careers.

What on Earth is he doing that gets him sued that often where he regularly divorces his wife back and forth?

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (UfkIY)

72 I think they just thought ICE sounded cooler than INS, which to be fair, it does. But it used to be the "immigration and nationalization service" and it used to be under... some other agency.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (GBteo)

73 Cortez: "ICE is death?! No borders!"

Maddow: "Can I suck your titties? Mmmmmmmm..."

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (c+2jX)

74 28 She voted to fund ICE 2 days ago.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (xfb67)

Like, have you ever tried to drink warm laCroix? Gag! Of course I voted for ice!

Posted by: Sandy Occasional Cortex at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (7HtZB)

75 For-real strippers have better national policy ideas than crazy eyes has.


They know you gotta pay in cash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (4cK+y)

76 LGoPS, she has very narrow appeal outside of the lefty echo chamber. Plus she has to somehow overcome the old guard in her own party, something she is ill equipped to do.

I take notice but I do not fear her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (xDf3o)

77 Will you fund my Wall?



No?



Walks out of the room...



ALPHA BABY!!! ALPHA!

Posted by: Don Q

Is this a fantasy (a good one) or did it really happen? If so, link?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)

78 Get used to them Donkey Choppers.

Because they ain't NEVER letting them out of your life again.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

79 Boy thats a pair of geniuses.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (pLgt/)

80 With a fresh, multi-cultural look, a wide smile with big white teeth, that cute, positive giggle, and a mind as barren as the Mojave Desert, Sandy is the perfect vehicle for the Leninists and Maoests who think just like her.

To some, poison snakes are pretty, too.


That's our Sandy!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (KHvc1)

81 That does carry a lot of weight. However, it's counteracted by that helium she's huffing. The unbearable lightness of Sandy.
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (T6t7i)
++++++++++
/me slow claps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (I2dne)

82 They're positioned too low on her torso and she compounds the problem with bad posture.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (TAmPV)

Picky Picky Picky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (Y+V3r)

83

She should be dancing!

https://youtu.be/xI68A-rntIk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (aKsyK)

84 I hope everyone realizes Leftists all over the world have picked up the No Borders cry.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (/rm4P)

85 Wow! Boston University must've completely ditched entrance requirements. Think they were once thought of as being a rather prestigious university.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (LGXGf)

86 I didn't vote for ICE did I?

I thought it was for ice. Polar Ice caps and stuff.

Posted by: Ojo Loco at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (brGtL)

87 Gaw; I can't listen to this dumb little girl for more than seconds. Keep her talking She is the face of crazy. The dims elected a nutbag crazy bitch. Sorta like the hillbitch and N. Palsy.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (0OmEj)

88 61 I hate the fuckin left...I have never wished for anyone's death on this blog ( that I can remember) but I am getting very near that point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (Y+V3r)

I wish for their destruction. Whether or not death is involved is irrelevant to my aims.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (AURKQ)

89

anyone remember Brandy Ledford?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (qSsVI)

90 62 Relax,Trump will make sure the chain is too short for her to strangle him with...

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (BXMxN)

91 61 I hate the fuckin left...I have never wished for anyone's death on this blog ( that I can remember) but I am getting very near that point
-------------------
I have a list if that helps.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)

92 64 This 29 year old idiot gets to possibly influence your life just as a result of living in a tiny conclave of NYC filled with other anti- American idiots.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (0/zKO)


And the dumber she acts, the more that Leftist idiots are going to White Knight her and keep shoving her down our throats.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (UnA8+)

93 I'd say a good 2 or 3 billion people would move here and jump on our welfare and jobs bandwagon in short order... is that sustainable do we think?

And they are bitching about traffic, poor medical, crowded schools, inadequate water supplies, a failing grid, lack of "affordable" housing, our per capita pollution/carbon footprint, overcrowded jails, inherent racism, poverty, debt and food deserts?

I'm not sure how adding several million let alone the several billion is going to help

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (lD3vL)

94 Trump did this.

He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (LWu6U)

95 Brandi Love's Forehead would make a good border barrier. That thing is huge.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (b0w96)

==
4 other things a huge on Brandi.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (pw+jk)

96 I wish this repulsive piece of shit could be deported to some central american country. What would make it extra funny is that she's probably so stupid she can't understand Spanish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

97 Gaw; I can't listen to this dumb little girl for more than seconds. Keep her talking She is the face of crazy. The dims elected a nutbag crazy bitch. Sorta like the hillbitch and N. Palsy.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 09, 2019 04:03 PM (0OmEj)

Well she is in line with that idiot in HI and the entire Black Congressional cuacus...but who's counting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (Y+V3r)

98 Brandi Love's Forehead would make a good border barrier. That thing is huge.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (b0w96)


And she's used to have swarthy men straddling it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (wCmLp)

99 When is the last time you listened to a Dem on TV or whatever (i know, i know), and thought, "Well, I don't agree, but I at least see your point."

It doesn't happen.

They have no points to make. It's just whining and bitching, 24-7.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)

100 Stranded at the drive in, branded a fool
What will they say Monday at school?
Sandy, can't you see I'm in misery?
We made a start, now we're apart
There's nothing left for me

Posted by: John Travolta (totally not gay) at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

101 Sandy got all her deep thoughts from Pier One.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

102 This addled child aside, Chuck and Nancy Rosenberg didn't offer one single policy idea last night to solve the problem on the border. Did you hear one? I didn't.

That's because for Democrats, open borders is a solution, not a problem.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (LjXLa)

103 77 Will you fund my Wall?



No?



Walks out of the room...



ALPHA BABY!!! ALPHA!

Posted by: Don Q
Is this a fantasy (a good one) or did it really happen? If so, link?
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)

Fox News, breaking story. Also on MSN.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (NgKpN)

104 10 My dingbat of a congresscritter has introduced legislation that limits the distance from the border that the border patrol can stop cars without a warrant from 100 miles down to 25.

Why?

"Because too many people are stopped by the border patrol."

Verbatim.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (kI/3T)


Ow! That hurt!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg's brain at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (KHvc1)

105

SHE IS MY REPLACEMENT, SPEAK RESPECTFULLY OF THIS DUMB CUNT! BEEP!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (n2qRY)

106 Posted by: Don Q
Is this a fantasy (a good one) or did it really happen? If so, link?
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)
----
Oh it happened. it's on all the websites.

The only thing that would have made it better if the meeting only lasted 2 minutes instead of 30 minutes.

Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

107
While listening to this bug-eyed nihilistic retard, I realized that we should build the wall out of Democrats.

Bandsaws and glue. Or maybe Vlad-style adornment of vertical spikes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (50uNw)

108 And I'm questioning why my tax dollars are being used to pay an ignorant Congresswoman (I typed another word, but I'll play nice for a second) from New York when she obviously has ZERO qualifications for the job.

She should really be defending why she has that job and why we should pay her to do it.

If New York wants her they should have to foot the bill for her stupidity.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

109

What's the story with Rodentstein? Is he gone today or what?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (qSsVI)

110 I think President Donald Trump has decided the Wall is the Hill the Democrat Party will die on.
Posted by: rd



Your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (9uM86)

111 I've never heard her speak before. Thanks for the clip, Ace.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (Pqytn)

112 Poll on Afghanistan withdrawal.

Advantage Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/ybrmk8er

Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (MAstk)

113 Is this a fantasy (a good one) or did it really happen? If so, link?
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)
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@realDonaldTrump
Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (I2dne)

114 Things that bring death should receive no federal funding.

Alternate headline:

AOC comes out against funding Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (XSSCs)

115 Before she begins her servitude the Emperor will have Nevergiveup fix her horse teeth.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (BXMxN)

116
She needs to keep talking and saying stupid stuff all through the 2020 election.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (JUOKG
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I wonder. She sounds like Obama to me. And we all know how that went.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (mblbk)

117 96What would make it extra funny is that she's probably so stupid she can't understand Spanish.+++Yeah, language of the original imperialists. Love the irony.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (LGXGf)

118 When do I get to meet Phil A. Buster?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (SkuXa)

119 Could Alex Tribeck get Sandy, Nanzi and Maxine to do a charitable Jeopardy show for something like BLM or such? It would be fucking epic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

120 She's the perfect Muppet to lead the Democrat party.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (88+cf)

121 This is the result of someone young being told they're important and their opinion matters. Along with a healthy dose of basic mental retardation.

Posted by: Weasel at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (MVjcR)

122 113 Is this a fantasy (a good one) or did it really happen? If so, link?
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)
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@realDonaldTrump
Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (I2dne)

=============

It's in the Art of the Deal.

You need to be willing to walk away from the table, and you have to be the first to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (XSSCs)

123 49 For-real strippers have better national policy ideas than crazy eyes has.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK



They understand the value of a dollar, and that taxes suck.


They don't have the best judgement on spending that dollar but they understand its value.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (WaxcS)

124 Bug Eyes, Flared/Wide nose, and Equine teeth, and some of y'all STILL call this scrunt a 1.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

125 Some fine print on Sandy's New Green Deal:

https://bit.ly/2SNr3Ps

"cut military spending by at least half" and withdraw U.S. troops from overseas.

eliminating nuclear, natural gas, LNG, oil and coal in the next eleven years. That is about 88 percent of America's current energy

a ban on all non-electric cars, and all "non-essential" cars. Who decides whether your car is a "non-essential individual means of transport"?

eliminate unemployment benefits, instead turning the federal government into the "employer of last resort," for a few hundred billion a year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

126 Oooooh, Madcow wants Crazy Eyes soooo much.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

127 This addled child aside, Chuck and Nancy Rosenberg didn't offer one
single policy idea last night to solve the problem on the border. Did
you hear one? I didn't.

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I did!
Trump has to open the federal non essential government for non essential government workers. Then they can say NO to his securing the border.

I didn't say it was a good or even sane solution but it was a solution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (pw+jk)

128 LGoPS, she has very narrow appeal outside of the lefty echo chamber. Plus she has to somehow overcome the old guard in her own party, something she is ill equipped to do.

I take notice but I do not fear her.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 04:02 PM (xDf3o)

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She is self limiting because she is not smart enough to bide her time and hide her real agenda from her voting record, as O'Bumbles was handled to do. She will go all in on voting for Socialist wish list items,

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (ffYR/)

129 If we had countries of Muslims next to us they would just as much want them invade as anyone else. The southern neighbours I think will just drag us into socialism, Europe is doomed by their invasion.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (/rm4P)

130 "Someone tweeted that maybe she thought she was voting to fund ice not ICE."

Every time we head far enough south to see those big drive up self dispensing, coin operated Ice house dispensers, I momentarily think that they are drop off bins for illegals.

You know, like for collecting donated clothing and shit.

Every. Time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (cqNba)

131 69 >>Jenna Jameson and Brandi Love are both conservatives.


Brandi Love's Forehead would make a good border barrier. That thing is huge.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (b0w96)

If we get a wall as hard as her body....

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (tRLIC)

132 116
She needs to keep talking and saying stupid stuff all through the 2020 election.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (JUOKG
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I wonder. She sounds like Obama to me. And we all know how that went.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (mblbk)

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Remember how Sinema saying stupid shit meant there was no way she would win in AZ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (XSSCs)

133 I wonder how many of her constituents have burglar bars installed on their houses.

Y'know, that extra layer of security for when the cops can't be bothered to show up for an hour or two.

Because they live in a Sanctuary City.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (uDcBt)

134 My dingbat of a congresscritter has introduced legislation that limits the distance from the border that the border patrol can stop cars without a warrant from 100 miles down to 25.

Why?

"Because too many people are stopped by the border patrol."

Verbatim.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (kI/3T)
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I think there is something to be said for restricting the "distance from border" capability for *arbitrary* stops. Most people live within 100 miles of a border (international airports and seaports are also borders) and it gives the BP potential for really significant abuse should someone want to do so. This is a stupid and inane non-reason, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)

135 104 10 My dingbat of a congresscritter has introduced legislation that limits the distance from the border that the border patrol can stop cars without a warrant from 100 miles down to 25.

Why?

"Because too many people are stopped by the border patrol."

Verbatim.
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 09, 2019 03:55 PM (kI/3T)


Ow! That hurt!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg's brain at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (KHvc1)


To be honest, I'm kind of with that proposal. I live in a border state. It annoys me to no end to get pulled over many miles from the border and get stuck in a stupid checkpoint where they say "are you an american citizen?" and I say "yep" and they say "okay, carry on." and I say "why the fuck did you set up a roadblock across an interstate in northern new hampshire you dicks?" (under my breath while I drive away)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (GBteo)

136 She really needs a big, floppy hat if she wants to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Bela Abzug at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)

137
Link

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lsnkuu

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (NgKpN)

138 Trump did this.

He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd
Posted by: Gentlemen

____________

Problem is, the Stupid Party won't take the ball and run with it.

Trump has made Democrats basically advocate zero borders and a free for all, yet a lot of Republicans want to run on shit like more military spending and corporate tax cuts and not get near this issue.

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (UfkIY)

139 "I have another request in addition to my border security requirement. Congresswoman Cortez must attend all future meetings and be the first negotiator to speak to the MSM after our discussion has ended."

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (Pqytn)

140 Has Sandy ever been to another country?

Immigration and customs are typical checks in every country. Some even have agriculture inspection too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (1g7ch)

141 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (GBteo)

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I see. Thanks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (AzW6q)

142 34
Not an overly deep thinker, that one.

huh? she doesn't think at all!

Posted by: Waldo Trout at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (M1MpJ)

143 Trump knows how to keep his pimp hand strong.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (BXMxN)

144 124 Bug Eyes, Flared/Wide nose, and Equine teeth, and some of y'all STILL call this scrunt a 1.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

Leather Face.

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (tRLIC)

145 >>Some even have agriculture inspection too.


I'd check her melons.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (b0w96)

146 132 Remember how Sinema saying stupid shit meant there was no way she would win in AZ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (XSSCs)


Saying stupid shit WORKS when at least 50%+1 of the voters want to HEAR stupid shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (UnA8+)

147 Her rhetoric is exactly what a generation who all graduated from Leftism seminaries want to hear.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (/rm4P)

148
The only thing that would have made it better if the meeting only lasted 2 minutes instead of 30 minutes.Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT

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I wonder what really happened in that meeting. Nancy and Chuck can't possibly believe their own arguments about the wall being "immoral" and the shutdown being a "crisis." They couldn't possibly look him in the eye and say those things.

What *do* they say when they're in the cone of silence with The Donald himself, all hunkered down for some genuine horse-trading?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (mblbk)

149 keep talking, please

Posted by: IanDeal at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (4zQrR)

150 That video crashed Safari for me.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (Q7mSB)

151 right now, what we are seeing, is death

Which is exactly what Trump has been pointing out. Also rape.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (+lVUW)

152 107


While listening to this bug-eyed nihilistic retard, I realized that we should build the wall out of Democrats.



Bandsaws and glue. Or maybe Vlad-style adornment of vertical spikes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2019 04:05 PM (50uNw)
One more call for funding dear friends, one more;
Or close the wall up with Democrat progressive idiots.

Posted by: Trump V at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

153 Of course I voted for Ice. He's cute and I like to dance to his music!
Ice, Ice baby...

Posted by: Sandy Corpuscle at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

154 144 A judiciously applied burlap bag and a ball gag...

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (BXMxN)

155 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)

It's been that way for years. I've not heard or read of any abuse of the system.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (0/zKO)

156 She voted to fund ICE 3 days ago.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (F4u7C)

157 148
I wonder what really happened in that meeting. Nancy and Chuck can't possibly believe their own arguments about the wall being "immoral" and the shutdown being a "crisis." They couldn't possibly look him in the eye and say those things.

What *do* they say when they're in the cone of silence with The Donald himself, all hunkered down for some genuine horse-trading?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (mblbk)

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"We can't give you the wall. Our left flank will eat us. How about $2 billion next year for some 'border security'?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (XSSCs)

158 How about we stop funding law enforcement in her neighborhood?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (+lVUW)

159 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 03:58 PM (wCmLp)
++++++++
I see three Dem parties right now after Trump fractured them:
1) The old "power and money" faction (Clinton/Pelosi/Schumer)
2) The new "Racism (SJW)" faction (Ellison/the new clit-cutters)
3) The new "Full Communist" faction (Sanders/Warren/Cortez).

2 and 3 are in alliance right now against 1. Once 1 is defeated, 2 and 3 will fight each other. Money money's on 3.

The Dems are interesting at the moment. The Repubs aren't as it is just a binary choice - Trump or death for that party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (

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My money is on the Bolsheviks too. But they will co-opt the Islamists and Grievance Mobs until they have gained power.

Then the Stalinist Purges will start. The useful idiots won't stand a chance when dealing with Communists. Won't matter to me, they will have made damned sure people like you and me are long dead.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (kfj5i)

160 94
Trump did this.



He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


Which they should have been able to see miles away, but couldn't because they were blinded by the prospect of 10s of millions of new constituents. OTOH, I don't see another Republican who could have pulled this off.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (T6t7i)

161 He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd
Posted by: Gentlemen


And defending endless wars and occupation.

Think about that.

Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (MAstk)

162 Rachel Maddow would love to get a piece of AOC

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (Vf2XA)

163 148
The only thing that would have made it better if the meeting only lasted 2 minutes instead of 30 minutes.Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT

====

I wonder what really happened in that meeting. Nancy and Chuck can't possibly believe their own arguments about the wall being "immoral" and the shutdown being a "crisis." They couldn't possibly look him in the eye and say those things.

What *do* they say when they're in the cone of silence with The Donald himself, all hunkered down for some genuine horse-trading?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:08 PM (mblbk)

Ah, to be a fly on the wall when all this history is being made.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

164 God. She is so. Fucking. Stupid. And did she suck down some helium before this interview/rant?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

165 You ask for stupid, I give you Alex Ocrazio Co-tits.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (F4u7C)

166 I wonder if those immigration check points every work. Like the border patrol guy says "are you a US citizen?" and the response is "eh?" and they go "WE GOT US A CANADIAN! OUT OF THE CAR! SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!" and consider it a successful day.

Somehow I doubt it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (GBteo)

167 >>Jenna Jameson and Brandi Love are both conservatives.


Brandi Love's Forehead would make a good border barrier. That thing is huge.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (b0w96)

She has a head?

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (7HtZB)

168 Bug Eyes, Flared/Wide nose, and Equine teeth, and some of y'all STILL call this scrunt a 1.
Posted by: Hikaru

____________

It's pretty easy for a woman in her 20's to be decently attractive.

Let's see what she looks like when she's 40. Latinas don't age well, she'll be looking like Sotomayor pretty soon.

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (UfkIY)

169 I believe that viral "Throwback Thursday" video tells you everything you need to know about AOC.

She's not an ideologue the way a Communist agitator would have been a century ago. She is a nice person--and I don't mean that in a good way. She's not hell-bent on collectivizing the economy, because she's not hell-bent on anything. All she knows and believes is what she learned through social media and some late-night college dorm lounge hangouts, and her politics boils down to "don't do anything that might be mean to other people, unless those people are themselves mean." Without necessarily having a low IQ, she is utterly vapid and intellectually incurious.

This is the face of millennial Democrats everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (Vgw1E)

170
Can someone please make a parody video of Cortez pushing ICE over the cliff in a wheelchair??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (qSsVI)

171 I'm having a major work stoppage, courtesy of Adobe Systems, and am finally sitting on hold with a tech...

...to my prior point: AOC will be re-elected in her district as many times as she wants.

And, the Party and media are grooming her to lead the young Turks who will take over for the geriatrics.

She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

172
102 This addled child aside, Chuck and Nancy Rosenberg didn't offer one single policy idea last night to solve the problem on the border. Did you hear one? I didn't.

That's because for Democrats, open borders is a solution, not a problem.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2019 04:04 PM (LjXLa)

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Trump talked about protecting Americans. Nancy and Chuck were cocerned exclusively with
enabling illegal alien invaders.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (50uNw)

173 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (1XAal)

174 Congresswoman, how about we go back to my dressing room and I cross your border?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (NWiLs)

175 Or we could stop funding law enforcement and security in the capitol building.
Okay, there might be a few members of congress worth protecting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (+lVUW)

176 161 He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd
Posted by: Gentlemen


And defending endless wars and occupation.

Think about that.
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (MAstk)

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Rachel Freaking Maddow went on her show and complained about a president pulling troops out of a foreign conflict zone that never received congressional approval.

These truly are Heinlein's crazy years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (ANN96)

177 Link

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lsnkuu
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (NgKpN)
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I think the press thinks I'm stupid.

In this article is a one-line "paragraph" reading:
Still, a growing number of Republicans appear uncomfortable with the toll the partial shutdown is taking.

Not one example. Not one. The preceding paragraph was about the Repubs saying they were "unified," and the subsequent paragraph was about P45's threat to declare an emergency.

Choad-smokers, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)

178 My dingbat of a congresscritter has introduced legislation that limits
the distance from the border that the border patrol can stop cars
without a warrant from 100 miles down to 25.


In a sane world we'd call it a head start before we release the hunting dogs.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (sLicW)

179
Aren't we overdue for a student "walkout" for the shutdown?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (qSsVI)

180 Have I mentioned to call your HOR and senator. Especially if they are demofascists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (pw+jk)

181 She's so smart... literally nobody has said this stuff before (except every single day on MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS)

Posted by: reality man at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (xOBRH)

182 Brandi Love started off as a swinger in Tampa Bay. Ask Insomiac about her....

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (tRLIC)

183 Well, if this congress thingy doesn't work out, she can get a gig testing ball gags.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

184 I wonder if those immigration check points every work. Like the border patrol guy says "are you a US citizen?" and the response is "eh?" and they go "WE GOT US A CANADIAN! OUT OF THE CAR! SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!" and consider it a successful day.

Somehow I doubt it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

____________
It's probably more for a deterrent.

It's stupid to have near Canada, but I've got zero problem with it near the Mexican Border where you can see some of the fencing.

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (UfkIY)

185 124 Bug Eyes, Flared/Wide nose, and Equine teeth, and some of y'all STILL call this scrunt a 1.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

A 1 isn't someone flawless. It's just if her body parts make your body parts respond.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

186
Last year, they were having those stupid "student walkouts" a couple of times a week.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (qSsVI)

187 Well why are we funding ICE other than to be at airports and seaports? If we had sensible laws/rules with E-verify required for every employer and for school enrollment and any government benefit then ICE should only need to be at ports of entry checking for contraband.

Posted by: paleRider at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (eASYU)

188 Trump talked about protecting Americans. Nancy and Chuck were cocerned exclusively with

enabling illegal alien invaders.
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And getting non essential government workers back to suckling off the teat of Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (pw+jk)

189 26
Maddow giving AOC the "Fuck me" eyes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (KUaJL)


I was thinking that fellow on the left was giving the woman on the right the "Male Gaze"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

190 Just like Barak she has Leftists talking points down

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (/rm4P)

191 Tucker Carlson has got to get Sandy on his show.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (1g7ch)

192 I wonder what really happened in that meeting. Nancy and Chuck can't possibly believe their own arguments about the wall being "immoral" and the shutdown being a "crisis." They couldn't possibly look him in the eye and say those things.

What *do* they say when they're in the cone of silence with The Donald himself, all hunkered down for some genuine horse-trading?
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By now, they know there is no cone of silence.

Whatever they say in front of him is part of a twitter free fire zone.

Also, they can't give in. They'll be killed if they do. Literally.

This is like a game of chicken between a golf cart and a Cement Truck. Donald is driving the Cement Truck and he's got the hammer down. He's not even going to tap the breaks.

Posted by: simplemind at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (lBZL5)

193 she and hogg should hook up

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (zy5Ai)

194 I take notice but I do not fear her.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks


Do you deny her your essence?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (T6t7i)

195 I'd do AOC, sneak out before I have to talk to her, but I'd do her.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (QgW0c)

196 13 This bitch needs to be deported.
Posted by: Someguy


*snort*

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (+lVUW)

197 What's this "we" stuff? I'd like to see HER tax returns, provided she's actually ever filed one.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (14URa)

198 The very worst thing about AOC is she is going to make Nacho look sane.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (epKNM)

199 It's been that way for years. I've not heard or read of any abuse of the system.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (0/zKO)
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It is unlikely that the founders would have been abusive absent the bill of rights, either. Leaving big gaping opportunities for abuse open is never a good idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (I2dne)

200 You know, people like to pick on her for being a dunce about a lot of things when she's just throwing out typical leftist talking points that she knows are BS but are designed to sound good. This combines with her penchant for gaffes borne of civics deficiencies.


In this case, though... I really suspect she doesn't understand the consequences of what she's saying. Let's cut through all of the steps and spell it right out: war. She's talking war.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (eAshZ)

201 Why limit ICE to one hundred miles ....

Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (1XAal)

202 Lord help them.

1.) A country is defined by borders.
2.) A country has a right to defend said borders from people trying to enter illegally or invade.
3.) Unless your advocating for dissolving the United States of America, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (pUDQf)

203 I don't think they even understand why they think they want open borders. Most of them don't have a clue what it means or how it will affect their chances for election.

I think you're looking at a case where they're just cheering for their side, and that means preventing Trump from doing whatever it is he's trying to do.
Check this stupid bint out, she's not exactly a deep thinker, she really is the poster child for "Orangeman bad! Free shit good!"

They're a bunch of stupid flucking sheep following the herd leaders, who are following the orders of their owners.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)

204 Posted by: paleRider at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (eASYU)

OT-How is your brother doing who was in the hospital with intestinal blockage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (AllCR)

205
God. She is so. Fucking. Stupid. And did she suck down some helium before this interview/rant?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

====================
She's no Lauren Bacall, that's for sure.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (Pqytn)

206 169 This is the face of millennial Democrats everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2019 04:10 PM (Vgw1E)

I don't know about that. I've seen plenty of Millenial Leftists on places like twitter who are doing the "#FullCommunism NOW, when are we going to just start killing GOP Nazis and all White people who aren't me?"

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (UnA8+)

207
12,000 people voted for this c&nt (iirc) and she gets national attention daily. Something wrong with this picture.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (jYje5)

208 She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Camacho Mountain Dew ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (0/zKO)

209 Would the Democrats appropriate money for removing the wall?

Posted by: Erik L at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (6f9HV)

210 I see three Dem parties right now after Trump fractured them:
1) The old "power and money" faction (Clinton/Pelosi/Schumer)
2) The new "Racism (SJW)" faction (Ellison/the new clit-cutters)
3) The new "Full Communist" faction (Sanders/Warren/Cortez).

2 and 3 are in alliance right now against 1. Once 1 is defeated, 2 and 3 will fight each other. Money money's on 3.

The Dems are interesting at the moment. The Repubs aren't as it is just a binary choice - Trump or death for that party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:01 PM (


One day when I have time I'll give you my "Triangle Model" of politics and my theory on the shifts among the right post-Cold War...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (wCmLp)

211 201 Why limit ICE to one hundred miles ....
Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (1XAal)

I thought they were national already?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

212 It's been that way for years. I've not heard or read of any abuse of the system.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (0/zKO)

Abuse is a strong word. But it's a huge annoyance.

Also, there have been some interesting 4th amendment cases. CBP stops a car, far from the border, does a border search, finds a bag of weed... is that admissible evidence? They had no probable cause to stop the person or search the car...

It's just much cleaner if this all happens at or very near to the border. When its 50 miles away from a border, it's much more... messy.

NH's Supreme Court has said "no bueno, guys. Bad arrest." But most states aren't as privacy conscious as NH.

Here's an article on the controversy that erupted last year at an immigration check point (with drug sniffing dogs) in Lincoln, NH -- an hour and a half from the Canadian border.

https://tinyurl.com/y6va39qc

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)

213 Someone should ask her what ICE stands for. Pretty sure she doesn't know. The clueless look would be priceless.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (BnTy+)

214 Congresswoman, I see it's almost noon and you don't have much time until your next appointment. How about a box lunch?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

215
She really needs a big, floppy hat if she wants to be taken seriously.


Posted by: Bela Abzug at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)


And a giant pearl necklace

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (TAmPV)

216
She is self limiting because she is not smart enough
to bide her time and hide her real agenda from her voting record, as
O'Bumbles was handled to do. She will go all in on voting for Socialist
wish list items,
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:06 PM (ffYR
====

Lotsa theories jostling around here. Here's another: Obama paved the way for radicals like her. She doesn't have to pick her way over the rocks of the "old guard" or halt at a scary "socialism" sign. She and her socialist women-of-color caravan can crash the borders of sanity and demand a Green New Deal outside Nancy Pelosi's office door.

(Woody Allen voice) Theory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (mblbk)

217 3.) Unless your advocating for dissolving the United States of America, shut the fuck up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (pUDQf)

The head of the nail. Right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (AURKQ)

218 Problem is, the Stupid Party won't take the ball and run with it.

Trump has made Democrats basically advocate zero borders and a free for all, yet a lot of Republicans want to run on shit like more military spending and corporate tax cuts and not get near this issue.
Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (UfkIY)

Tom Donilon and the Chamber of Commerce Cucks won't let the Republican Party win this. They are bought and paid for by the "We Need Cheap Labor COC."

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (kfj5i)

219 The problem with conservatives is that they're just not super smart like the Dems.

They just can't grasp the magnificence, the grandiosity of intellect represented by Dem insight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (eMt1/)

220 191 Tucker Carlson has got to get Sandy on his show.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (1g7ch)

Oh... Sandy!

Posted by: Danny Zuko at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

221 151 right now, what we are seeing, is death

Which is exactly what Trump has been pointing out. Also rape.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:09 PM (+lVUW)


They are not all rapists, but most of the women are raped.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (1g7ch)

222 207
12,000 people voted for this c&nt (iirc) and she gets national attention daily. Something wrong with this picture.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (jYje5)

The string pullers are making her a thing.
Why else is she news?
It's not due to her wit and wisdom.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

223 211 201 Why limit ICE to one hundred miles ....
Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (1XAal)

I thought they were national already?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK

Not ICE, Border Patrol.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)

224 26
Maddow giving AOC the "Fuck me" eyes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (KUaJL)
............


Transgender Fonzie want him some of that.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

225 Shut up and dance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (eMt1/)

226 How can she be for open borders but against rape? Has anyone told her about the Vikings?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

227 Remember how Sinema saying stupid shit meant there was no way she would win in AZ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

__________


The problem was, the stupid shit Sinema was saying had almost nothing to so with relevant issues. Like protesting Iraq in a tutu almost 20 years ago or clearly loathing elements of her state.

If a politician though is saying things like they want to get rid of all illegal immigration enforcement, it resonates more with voters that she will DO something stupid.

Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (UfkIY)

228 Brandi Love started off as a swinger in Tampa Bay. Ask Insomiac about her....
Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (tRLIC)


MAN. That guy gets around!!!!

Is he really Paolo?

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (F4u7C)

229 Tucker made a point in Ship of Fools that the elite want a borderless world because they already live in one: semesters abroad, sabbatical sinecures in foreign lands, jet-setting around and getting expedited treatment, etc. and then living in walled castles inside walled subdivisions when they tire of that.

Their world is already a Potemkin version of borderlessness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

230 These stories about me are starting to get out of control...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

231 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Camacho Mountain Dew ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (0/zKO)


I thought she was a kicker for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers back in the 80's.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (F4u7C)

232

She'll be president of the island of California some day, maybe.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (qSsVI)

233 Transgender Fonzie

Ha

Posted by: nip at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (DfGpI)

234 OT: love the fact PDT walked out on Nancy et al.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

235 21 So, let's take the extreme position here -- abolishing ICE and Customs & Border Patrol.

...what does that look like in the real world?

Anyone can bring anything or anyone they want in to the country at any time? Okay, cool.

So how long does our country survive in that scenario? I mean, really. Given a chance, I'd say a good 2 or 3 billion people would move here and jump on our welfare and jobs bandwagon in short order... is that sustainable do we think?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Drug cartel people, criminals evading Mexican law enforcement, terrorist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (+lVUW)

236 225 Shut up and dance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (eMt1/)

As requested, https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

237 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:14 PM (I2dne)

I'm not understanding. You don't think this tool is necessary as part of border security or you believe it may help but are just wary of abuse?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (0/zKO)

238 She's getting more and more strident which makes her more and more unlikeable.

Posted by: Servius at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (SXIn9)

239 She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q

--------------

I seriously doubt this. She provides oppo sound bytes almost every day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (ffYR/)

240 Parody, but pretty close to accurate ...

https://twitter.com/AOCpress

Posted by: ICanHazSocialism at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (X8Wdb)

241 229 Tucker made a point in Ship of Fools that the elite want a borderless world because they already live in one: semesters abroad, sabbatical sinecures in foreign lands, jet-setting around and getting expedited treatment, etc. and then living in walled castles inside walled subdivisions when they tire of that.

Their world is already a Potemkin version of borderlessness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)


Mark Steyn has been saying that for years now.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (UnA8+)

242
Brandi Love started off as a swinger in Tampa Bay. Ask Insomiac about her....

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:12 PM (tRLIC)



MAN. That guy gets around!!!!



Is he really Paolo?

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (F4u7C)

====
That's why he can't get any sleep.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (pw+jk)

243 I wish the Spanish had been destroyed before they were able to colonize America. Then vile shits like Occasional-Corex wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (/qEW2)

244 Fen he is doing OK. They got the blockage cleared again and sent him home with instructions to stay on a liquid diet, they wanted inflammation to settle down before doing colonoscopy and/or endoscopy. I need to contact him and see if they have scheduled tests or run them yet as its been two weeks.

Posted by: paleRider at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (eASYU)

245 Does that kind of stupid hurt? Because it sounds like it should hurt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (p+Wdc)

246 Oh, how precious! Just look at that sly smile, the smart maroon business suit! She's so adorable!


Let's give her the White House!


And then change it to the House of Color!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (a2xio)

247 22 But she has nice tits....
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)

And ass

Not that I am shallow..well ok, I am
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I'm pretty sure that Maddow guy agrees.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (+lVUW)

248
Funny how they want to abolish ICE and BP as well as all law enforcement. Because if they ever did that, they'd establish a police force that would make the NKVD and Stasi look like pikers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

249 187 Well why are we funding ICE other than to be at airports and seaports? If we had sensible laws/rules with E-verify required for every employer and for school enrollment and any government benefit then ICE should only need to be at ports of entry checking for contraband.
Posted by: paleRider at January 09, 2019 04:13 PM (eASYU)

ICE does internal enforcement.

So let's say you overstay your visa, get arrested for a DUI, and the local cops arrest you.

ICE is who comes and gets you (theoretically) and brings you to immigration court (theoretically) where you are then deported (theoretically.)

Customs & Border Protection are supposed to work at ports of entry and the physical border.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (GBteo)

250 138 Trump did this.

He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd
Posted by: Gentlemen

____________

Problem is, the Stupid Party won't take the ball and run with it.

Trump has made Democrats basically advocate zero borders and a free for all, yet a lot of Republicans want to run on shit like more military spending and corporate tax cuts and not get near this issue.
Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2019 04:07 PM (UfkIY)



You know there's a reason for that.

Those Republicans are in favor of zero borders as well.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (WaxcS)

251 Nice.... Trump meets with Pelosi and Schumer.

Pelosi comes out saying that Democrats have a better solution to border security and the drug problem.
Then says that this is a manufactured crisis

Which is it ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (QkjLD)

252 She will replace Schumer and nothing more.

Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (MAstk)

253 236 225 Shut up and dance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (eMt1/)

As requested, https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

Sure, let's dance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

254 Some moron boinked Brandi love?



Whoa

Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (1XAal)

255 I'm not understanding. You don't think this tool is necessary as part of border security or you believe it may help but are just wary of abuse?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (0/zKO)
++++++++++++++
I think a 100-mile blanket jurisdiction and the right to end-run "probable cause" for stoppages (e.g., checkpoints) is unreasonable and a giant abuse opportunity.

Obviously pursuits and the like are different, but the way it is structured now is excessive and has lots of bad potential.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (I2dne)

256
She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q

=====

She will definitely run, and at some point she will get the nomination. Whether she wins depends on the future of Trumpism.


They say Tom Cotton is a probable heir. Dan Crenshaw? I don't know much about him, but maybe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (mblbk)

257 239 I seriously doubt this. She provides oppo sound bytes almost every day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (ffYR/)


No, he's right.

She's being made a fixture of people's daily public lives, and the things we mock as stupid are the same things that her base absolutely wants to hear.

What's more, they want to defend her and ram those policies of hers through to throw it back in our faces.

She has this shit on lock. Stop prodding the bear. She may be dumb, but she can still rip your face off.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (UnA8+)

258 FenelonSpoke, hopefully you are here. I left a very long answer for your question on why Mormons don't drink coffee or black tea in the previous thread!

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=379090#c30085191

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (hvf9s)

259 Oh, yeah!

Fresh meat!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (KHvc1)

260 She get's out of control she'll die in a tragic kiln accident.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (QgW0c)

261 Some moron boinked Brandi love?



Whoa
Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (1XAal)


Who knew Insomniac was a LEGIT studmuffin.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (F4u7C)

262 Googly Eyes: "Why do we even need a police department? I mean, like, crime is so low!"

Econ Prof: "No idea dear, but you just keep slurping for another 15 minutes and you got yourself a solid B

,Googly Eyes: "Mmphhh!"

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (sxdHk)

263 248
Funny how they want to abolish ICE and BP as well as all law enforcement. Because if they ever did that, they'd establish a police force that would make the NKVD and Stasi look like pikers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

They'd TRY.

If they abolish the police, I promise you not all the causalities will be on our side.

I may have a Tok, a Mak and a Superior Kalashnikov Platform but I'm no peasant.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

264 Here's my solution:

Invoke Eminent Domain and contract out the wall to the Gambino Family...we could do worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (Y+V3r)

265 260 She get's out of control she'll die in a tragic kiln accident.
Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (QgW0c)


"EWWWWWWWW!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (/9p9e)

266 She kind of has the Innsmouth look...

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (BXMxN)

267 David Hogg with a nice rack.

Posted by: Anchovy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (B3kya)

268 What hero to the Conservative Cause!

*swoons*

Posted by: The Bulwark at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (DzFIB)

269 I'm not understanding. You don't think this tool is necessary as part of border security or you believe it may help but are just wary of abuse?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (0/zKO)

This is the problem:
https://tinyurl.com/y6va39qc

They're fucking with normal citizens, setting up road blocks 90 miles away from any international border, and running drug dogs around cars to arrest kids for small amounts of weed, all without a warrant or any reason to be shutting down the interstate 90 miles from the Canadian border.

That's why people are annoyed. They should be patrolling borders, not I93 in Lincoln, NH.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (GBteo)

270 At least Pelosi's gaffe exposes the lie that Democrats care about border security.

Keep up the good work Donald.

Next up, we'll find out the Dem's really don't care about Federal employees either. They're just pawns.

Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

271 FenelonSpoke, hopefully you are here. I left a very long answer for your question on why Mormons don't drink coffee or black tea in the previous thread!

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=379090#c30085191
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++
Not directed at me, but I appreciate it Liz!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (I2dne)

272 Tucker made a point in Ship of Fools that the elite
want a borderless world because they already live in one: semesters
abroad, sabbatical sinecures in foreign lands, jet-setting around and
getting expedited treatment, etc. and then living in walled castles
inside walled subdivisions when they tire of that.



Their world is already a Potemkin version of borderlessness.



Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)





Mark Steyn has been saying that for years now.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (UnA8+)


Borderless world... and there's only so much cash one can suck out of the IMF for exploiting the resources of third world shitholes.


Let's have some first world shitholes, that already have the shovel ready infrastructure and can be sucked more efficiently.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (a2xio)

273 Doll Eyes Alex, an asylum is missing some squirrel food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (O636P)

274 Madcow and Ocasio-Castrowannabe together.

The universe will now collapse into a Black Hole of Stooopid.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (T09ml)

275 Boinking a swinger isn't exactly heavy lifting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (pUDQf)

276 A O-C may actually turn out to be useful in getting Republicans to explain themselves to the next generation.

Re: borders, companies like a mono-culture too because it makes it easier to retail to all of them. Individual countries and states have all of these annoying differences that you have to comply with.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (V8zw+)

277 266 She kind of has the Innsmouth look...
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (BXMxN)


"I know, right?!"

- - Henry Nose-feratu Waxman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

278 267 David Hogg with a nice rack.

Posted by: Anchovy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (B3kya)


Eh. Der Hoggenfuhrer actually had more than just a little but of Ol' Adolf running through those veins of his.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (UnA8+)

279 13 This bitch needs to be deported.
Posted by: Someguy



Back to Westchester?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (gdEvm)

280 Let her continue - as Napoleon observed, never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (37IEG)

281 I do not believe she has ever been in a position where she has to persuade. Agree that this is self-limiting. Her entire life has been reciting pablum by rote and mindlessly going around.

A plus for House leadership come vote whip time. But not so much playing to a larger audience of critical thinkers.

Frankly if she isn't primaried or told to stand aside next election, I'll be surprised.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (IfYaq)

282 Their world is already a Potemkin version of borderlessness. Posted by: Joe Mannix

Potemkin indeed--they have money to buy personal security such as gated communities. They also do not have to compete for jobs.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (LjXLa)

283 Posted by: paleRider at January 09, 2019 04:18 PM (eASYU)

Thanks; I wanted an update for the the prayer list, but you're busy so I didn't get a chance to see you on here. Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (AllCR)

284 >>> These stories about me are starting to get out of control...

We just want you to be happy, Insomniac!! You are just a little bit liked here.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (hvf9s)

285 253 236 225 Shut up and dance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM (eMt1/)

As requested, https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

Sure, let's dance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

Dance is insufficiently Safe

https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

286
btw, what is Ellen Degeneres turning into?

She looks like a man trying to look like a little boy.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (qSsVI)

287 ah, a nice warm relaxing bath

Posted by: the bunny at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (m7gVR)

288 Gotta wonder if everytime Cortez opens her mouth on television, the wives of the Economics Department collectively glare at their husbands.

No way she got that degree without performing loads of extra credit.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (sxdHk)

289 OT: love the fact PDT walked out on Nancy et al.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:17 PM (a0IVu)
...........

I hope her jaw dropped open and her dentures fell out.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

290
- - Henry Nose-feratu Waxman
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (/9p9e)


That made me LOL.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (F4u7C)

291 Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected? Now that I've heard her wordtrash, it's clear she has absolutely no animal magnetism.

But she has nice tits and can dance.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)

292 286
btw, what is Ellen Degeneres turning into?

She looks like a man trying to look like a little boy.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (qSsVI)


Much like San Fran Nan, she's more Botox than person now.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (UnA8+)

293 Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected? Now that I've heard her wordtrash, it's clear she has absolutely no animal magnetism.

But she has nice tits and can dance.
Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)
++++++++++
And she *does* have an animal's intellect!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)

294 Henry Waxman IS The Phantom of the Opera

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (BXMxN)

295 She has a point, why are we funding ICE when the border is open wide? It's a Syssiphian effort.

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (hT1qM)

296 The Dims want an end to America. That is their goal. Nothing else makes any sense, I can't see that they have any other end point to any of their sacred policy points.

Energy
environment
border security
abortion
rights (see the bill of)
economics
And on and on...

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (0OmEj)

297 OK My first drop dead: Drop dead karl rove...what a putz..and he actually looks like a penis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (Y+V3r)

298 The real problem in fucking Sandy is you are likely going to have to listen to her talk. I mean how long can you keep your cock in her mouth?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

299 63 I await her inevitaable sex tape or at the very least,nude selfies ,with interest.
Posted by: steevy


Interesting. She could hook up with Anthony Weiner. That could be fun. Imagine the children. Crazy eyes and a huge schnozz.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (+lVUW)

300 What's more, they want to defend her and ram those policies of hers through to throw it back in our faces.

She has this shit on lock. Stop prodding the bear. She may be dumb, but she can still rip your face off.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (UnA8+)

-------------

I disagree. Her own party will limit her. She is already a PITA for Nanzi, before she was even sworn in. She will continue to irritate leadership, and they have the ability to kill her campaign funding.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (ffYR/)

301 No way she got that degree without performing loads of extra credit.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (sxdHk)



You misspelled "taking"...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (wCmLp)

302 >>Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected?


She went Door to Door trading Handjobs for Votes.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (b0w96)

303 Steyer's out? Steyer's out?

He took the measure of the Golden Scalp Weasel and said "I'll pass".

Posted by: WisRich at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

304 294 Henry Waxman IS The Phantom of the Opera

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (BXMxN)

He was the stuff of nightmares...especially his nostrils...shudder.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

305 The real problem in fucking Sandy is you are likely going to have to listen to her talk. I mean how long can you keep your cock in her mouth?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++++
The ball bag was invented for a reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (I2dne)

306 Ban all rolled up newspapers.

Ball gags on my owners, so they cannot shout at me.

All vets are to be fed to a woodchipper.

Unlimited doggy treats are my natural right.

Full moons are scary. No more of them.

Bartenders make the bestest congresspersons.

Posted by: Deep Puppy Thoughts at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (Z4rgH)

307
This bitch needs to be deported.

Posted by: Someguy




Back to Westchester?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (gdEvm)

====
All borders are illegal. Just pick a random set of coordinates and send her there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (mblbk)

308 Why don't we start deporting homicidal illegals to California?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

309 I await her inevitaable sex tape or at the very least,nude selfies ,with interest.
Posted by: steevy


My guess is that if she doesn't leak them, an establishment Dem will order one of his aides or interns to bite the bullet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (wCmLp)

310 18 I never heard her speak before.

She sounds like she's had a touch of helium.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 09, 2019 03:57 PM (m6h/F)

hahahaha
She does!

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (Q7mSB)

311 Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected?


She went Door to Door trading Handjobs for Votes.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (b0w96)

Her district makes some of those shit holes in South America look like high class places

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (Y+V3r)

312 No way she got that degree without performing loads of extra credit.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 09, 2019 04:23 PM (sxdHk)
++++++++++
I offended my mother when I said that her economics degree probably has more to do with the tightness of her throat than the capacity of her brain case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

313
The real problem in fucking Sandy is you are likely going to have to listen to her talk. I mean how long can you keep your cock in her mouth?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM


Perhaps you can get Fen to add it to the prayer list.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (jYje5)

314 Boinking a swinger isn't exactly heavy lifting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (pUDQf)


Yet we're not talking about YOU doing her......

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (F4u7C)

315 Peel off the sane Democrats?

Who are they? I don't know. How can we find out?

Call and email your Congress person and BOTH your Senators.

Buck up the Republicans to stand with Trump!

Let the Democrats know they are in the minority. Peel off their support.

Build the Wall. Stop the flow of Drugs. 300 Americans die from illegal drugs every day. Five Billion for the Wall. Do it for the Children!

Most Americans want the Wall built. Democrats are in the minority.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (kfj5i)

316 300 I disagree. Her own party will limit her. She is already a PITA for Nanzi, before she was even sworn in. She will continue to irritate leadership, and they have the ability to kill her campaign funding.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (ffYR/)


Right up until one of the Billionaires (probably Bloomberg, because NYC) tells them to back the fvck off because She's It Now.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (UnA8+)

317 Hey, what's the matter, man? We're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. We're gonna bring a case of wine! Hey! Let's go mess and fool around like we used to!

Posted by: Nice-rack Ocassio's bar boss at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (9Uclw)

318 298 The real problem in fucking Sandy is you are likely going to have to listen to her talk. I mean how long can you keep your cock in her mouth?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

A. Let's find out.
B. Head down, ass up is still an option

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

319 298 The real problem in fucking Sandy is you are likely going to have to listen to her talk. I mean how long can you keep your cock in her mouth?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)

We at Love until it Hurts Bondage Emporium have a solution to your problem...

Yes... Ball Gags! they come in all shapes and various sizes!

Posted by: Danny Zuko at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (NgKpN)

320 All borders are illegal. Just pick a random set of coordinates and send her there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:25 PM (mblbk)
+++++++++
At random? She's likely to land in the sea and just drown.

...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

321 "She really should wear a helmet indoors"Posted by: clutch cargo

ha, yeah, that would be a good photoshop for every time she says something stupid ... real photo of her saying it, but add the photo-shopped helmet. and maybe a teething ring.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

322 >>Her district makes some of those shit holes in South America look like high class places


Nothing says High Class like a Donkey Show.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (b0w96)

323 275 Boinking a swinger isn't exactly heavy lifting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:22 PM (pUDQf)



What about when its a swinger that you would actually want to boink? ie: Hot.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (WaxcS)

324
And the AoSHQ Pelvic Exam continues...

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (qSsVI)

325 I never had a mental image in my head when I heard the term "sugar tits"

I do now.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (LWu6U)

326 297 OK My first drop dead: Drop dead karl rove...what a putz..and he actually looks like a penis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (Y+V3r)


A bipedal lipid globule. Actually, he looks like The Squander Bug. Bing it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (/9p9e)

327 She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q

=====

She will definitely run, and at some point she will get the nomination. Whether she wins depends on the future of Trumpism.


They say Tom Cotton is a probable heir. Dan Crenshaw? I don't know much about him, but maybe.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (mblbk)


The Demoncrat Party used to be fairly smart about this. They would cultivate several candidates, from their early years, because some would burn out, some would fade away, and the horses that had the right stuff would be there. Ready. Like JFK, Bubba, Bobama... they didn't have this thing handed to them, they had to outpace a lively and deadly field of competitors.


If they're going to anoint this crazy bint, they are just as like as not to be disappointed.


Not only is she likely to screw this up, but the old horses aren't so eager to have themselves put out to pasture.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (a2xio)

328 If borders are baaaaddd, then Nevada and Oregon should start stealing land from California.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (pUDQf)

329 Lindsey tweeted that getting conservative judges confirmed will be his priority....good...looking forward to more gangsta moves from him.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (a0IVu)

330 Who knew Insomniac was a LEGIT studmuffin.....


He's bonafide.

Posted by: Brandi Love's Forehead at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (4cK+y)

331 I may have to show my son some of Sandy's deep thoughts and remind him she went to college and probably has student loan debt. Don't be a putz with a Student Loan kid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)

332 Oh, yeah!

Fresh meat!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2019 04:20 PM (KHvc1)
...........

I don't know Rache, better use nose plugs. What's the expiration date say?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

333 Woooaaah here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up, woooaaahhh here she comes, she's a man eater.


This is apropos of nothing other than if I am ear wormed, so shall be the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

334 Nice-rack Ocassio's bar boss


some girls....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (LWu6U)

335 I never had a mental image in my head when I heard the term "sugar tits"


I still don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (AllCR)

336 "Why don't we start deporting homicidal illegals to California?"

isn't that how Iowa (or whatever it.was) got rid of Charles Manson?

Posted by: the bunny at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (m7gVR)

337 Call and email your Congress person and BOTH your Senators.



Buck up the Republicans to stand with Trump!

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (kfj5i)
I live in Indiana, I don't have to call anyone. Maybe it's a reward for the shit weather and lack of edible food.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (14URa)

338 off unlucky rabbit sock

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (m7gVR)

339 If borders are baaaaddd, then Nevada and Oregon should start stealing land from California.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:27 PM (pUDQf)
+++++++++++
Those are state lines! Totally different!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (I2dne)

340 >>This is apropos of nothing other than if I am ear wormed, so shall be the Horde.


Do you belieeeeve in life after love?

Posted by: Cher at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (b0w96)

341 Transgender Fonzie want him some of that.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:16 PM


Water. All over the monitor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (p+Wdc)

342 I wonder how the behind-the-scenes production bookings at CNN and MSNBC, et al. are working out. If you have 3 major Dem factions at play, which faction(s) have the juice to control face time for each faction's celebrity speakers? Because face-time for the MSM is serious political business. Who has more juice: Barry, Hillary, Nancy?

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Pqytn)

343 328 If borders are baaaaddd, then Nevada and Oregon should start stealing land from California.
--------------------------
Just take the water, the property taxes would backrupt them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (2LelM)

344 I'll bet she's interested in preserving the borders of her Congressional district though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (37IEG)

345

Why are you singing Simon & Garfunkel to us?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (qSsVI)

346 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

347 37 Ideas like this actually need to be strangled in the crib because if not they will grow and fester and eventually take over.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2019 03:59 PM (Mex75)

But there were no ideas!

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Q7mSB)

348 >>> Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected?

Forget it, Jake, it's NYCtown.

(I respect the Jewish Morons here too much to use the Jesse Jackson approved term for NYC.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (hvf9s)

349 Why wait for the real sex-tape, use computer technology to map her face onto an existing obscure pr0no starlet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (O636P)

350 If borders are baaaaddd, then Nevada and Oregon should start stealing land from California.



Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fire sale.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (QgW0c)

351 I wonder how the behind-the-scenes production bookings at CNN and MSNBC, et al. are working out. If you have 3 major Dem factions at play, which faction(s) have the juice to control face time for each faction's celebrity speakers? Because face-time for the MSM is serious political business. Who has more juice: Barry, Hillary, Nancy?
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Pqytn)
+++++++++
In the next year? The racists and the communists both. After they put out the "power and money" faction? Anyone's guess. It will be a thing to see, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (I2dne)

352 Just take the water, the property taxes would backrupt them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (2LelM)


Shit. They just need to stop SELLING Cali water. Cali has done everything it can to destroy the ecosystem in that state and barely have enough to fill a teacup.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (F4u7C)

353 337 Call and email your Congress person and BOTH your Senators.



Buck up the Republicans to stand with Trump!

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2019 04:26 PM (kfj5i)
I live in Indiana, I don't have to call anyone. Maybe it's a reward for the shit weather and lack of edible food.
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (14URa)

I have good weather and food but crazy senators. definitely don't want to call them.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

354 The Demos are lying trash.

I know, I know.


Specifically, when Chuck and Nancy Rosenberg walked out to the microphones after they left the meeting with Trump, they spoke. Then Denny Hoyer steps up and drones on about "the concrete wall" over and over again.

Trump took that off the table long ago. How many times have we heard "steel slats" in the last few weeks?

Apparently not enough for the senile old fart Hoyer.


Fornicate them to Hates.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (KHvc1)

355 Pretty soon Occasio will be photographed on vacation on David Geffen's yacht along with the Obama's and then she gets the nomination.


She's the only Democrat who wins elections and is under the age of 70 getting publicity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (LISuA)

356 I'll make a deal:

Defund ICE if the IRS is as well.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (TN1P5)

357 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

She'll come out the week after Bathhouse Barry, I guarantee it.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (DzFIB)

358 I live in Indiana, I don't have to call anyone. Maybe it's a reward for the shit weather and lack of edible food.
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (14URa)
++++++++
Whereabouts? I visited your fine state in the Autumn and was treated very well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)

359 Why wait for the real sex-tape, use computer technology to map her face onto an existing obscure pr0no starlet.
=========
and five minutes later . . .there were no ron's left commenting for the rest of the afternoon.

Posted by: some moron at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (lBZL5)

360 "There are some big understood no-nos, but the rest is up to our personal interptetation after discussing it with the Lord."

ENTIRELY REASONABLE! THEREFORE, FORBIDDEN! ELIMINATE ALL CHRISTIANS AND THOSE CAPIBLE OF SELF THOUGHT AND INTROSPECTION! EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (n2qRY)

361 Re this from the fruit loop "... what we are seeing is death". The death is caused her Party that makes it rewarding for people to travel great distances through hostile territory just to swell their ranks.

It should be emphasised at every turn, Dems are the party of death, whether through abortion, euthanasia or criminal predatory illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (hT1qM)

362 Because it can't be said enough, Ocasio-Cortez has more than Maxine Waters level idiocy. Good Lord, her district must be full of sub-retards. I'm aghast that she'll be part of our legislature - or any legislature - contributing to binding law.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (6eEQ+)

363 She kind of has the Innsmouth look...
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM

+++++++


Oh, yuck!

Posted by: Yog-Sothoth at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (T09ml)

364 346 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)


She's probably in the Sandra Fluke club of Fleet Week cock dockers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

365 >>>She went Door to Door trading Handjobs for Votes.<<<

Are we sure AOC isn't Mirror Universe Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (2Mnv1)

366 I have good weather and food but crazy senators. definitely don't want to call them.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (a0IVu)
Lived in CA for over 4 decades. Never got the slightest impression that they gave a shit what I thought.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (14URa)

367 Open borders. Cool. Let's start importing some of those Central American death squads libs were wetting themselves about in the 80's to do some political clean up on the left.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (guOXV)

368 333 Woooaaah here she comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up, woooaaahhh here she comes, she's a man eater.


This is apropos of nothing other than if I am ear wormed, so shall be the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

By request, a long distance dedication from a woman to a horde of morons...

https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

369
Interesting. She could hook up with Anthony Weiner. That could be fun. Imagine the children. Crazy eyes and a huge schnozz.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (+lVUW

=====

The mention of Weiner brings a little smile to my face. I wonder how he feels about AOC? Jealous? "Bitch, I was there first"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (mblbk)

370 Nothing so mundane.

If the Dems know anything, it's how to employ dirty smears and planted evidence.

If the old guard wants her out, they have a weaponized government apparatus they can use.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (IfYaq)

371 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who dat?"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

372 348 >>> Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected?

Forget it, Jake, it's NYCtown.

(I respect the Jewish Morons here too much to use the Jesse Jackson approved term for NYC.)
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (hvf9s)


Hymietown? Home of diamond merchants, greek homos and white interlopers.

By the way, your weather looks a bit to good for me and my minyan's taste...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

373 Be a real shame if she meets up with those Mexican rapists.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (Y274z)

374 Whereabouts? I visited your fine state in the Autumn and was treated very well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)
Oh, yeah, the peeps are the best! I'm on the southside of Indy. You let me know if you're coming back. I have a lovely guest room but apparently most of my friends in LA are not champing at the bit to visit, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (14URa)

375 Lived in CA for over 4 decades. Never got the slightest impression that they gave a shit what I thought.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:31 PM (14URa)

I got harassed by Newsom's aides via incessant text messages, phone calls leading up to the mid terms. Really annoyed they did not leave me alone even after i told them to bugger off.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

376 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who dat?"
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
+++++++++
It's a blend. Did you not see the ball-gag tangent upthread?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

377 Oh, yeah, the peeps are the best! I'm on the southside of Indy. You let me know if you're coming back. I have a lovely guest room but apparently most of my friends in LA are not champing at the bit to visit, lol.
Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (14URa)
++++++++++
I may take you up on it. I was near S. Indiana. Visited Columbus. Lovely city. Considering real estate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

378 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who dat?"


Posted by: Marcus T


AtC?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (QgW0c)

379 Speaking of computer technology

https://youtu.be/-oiqiYdWXiM

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (O636P)

380 355 Pretty soon Occasio will be photographed on vacation on David Geffen's yacht along with the Obama's and then she gets the nomination.


She's the only Democrat who wins elections and is under the age of 70 getting publicity.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 04:30 PM (LISuA)

I still kind of expect her to announce she's running in 2020, and openly daring SCOTUS to stop her.

And John Roberts will fold like the shriveled cvnt he is.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

381 371
Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack",
and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who
dat?"


Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
She's no more batshit this week than she was last week. She's been batshit all along and it wasn't exactly a big secret.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (37IEG)

382 367 Open borders. Cool. Let's start importing some of those Central American death squads libs were wetting themselves about in the 80's to do some political clean up on the left.
------------------------
This is an excellent idea. We could call it the Feverhead Project. (sucks pinky with glint in eye).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)

383 In that side by side which one is the animatronic cashew?

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (BXMxN)

384 Good Lord, her district must be full of sub-retards. I'm aghast that she'll be part of our legislature - or any legislature - contributing to binding law.+++
For your consideration, I offer you Lois Gutierrez.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (LGXGf)

385 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)
...........

She wants to work at CNN?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

386 Is Mitt Romney going to say a word about Crazy Eyes? If he keeps his mouth shut we will know who he supports.

Go Mitt, earn your stripes!

Posted by: Decaf at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (hT1qM)

387 AOC has one unsurmountable problem.

Women are catty and with this level of exposure (and boyfriends, husbands, girlfriends, etc) paying a little too much attention to her, she will lose the female vote, simply out of spite.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:34 PM (pUDQf)

388 From the screenshot, it should be mentioned that crossing into a region to which you have neither the right nor the power to cross is not a human right. I mean, if they can just cross our border then couldn't a hobo just move into her apartment?

Posted by: DaveM at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (WWC3Y)

389 Each Dawn I Die next on TCM

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (BXMxN)

390 385 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

I'd put a C note that she's 'dabbled'.

But she dresses too well to be full lez.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (bcbK8)

391 378 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who dat?"
---------------------
That is the repeatable pattern. Are you male?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (2LelM)

392 372 Hymietown? Home of diamond merchants, greek homos and white interlopers.

By the way, your weather looks a bit to good for me and my minyan's taste...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

Was it ever really fashionable to hate the Greeks in the US?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (UnA8+)

393
I got harassed by Newsom's aides via incessant text messages, phone calls leading up to the mid terms. Really annoyed they did not leave me alone even after i told them to bugger off.
Posted by: IC


You excited them when you said bugger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (aKsyK)

394 Good Lord, her district must be full of sub-retards.

hard to tell since so few actually speak english

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (Y+V3r)

395 I may take you up on it. I was near S. Indiana. Visited Columbus. Lovely city. Considering real estate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)
Well, I'm in south Indianapolis, not south Indiana. And real estate? Cripes, they've been practically giving the stuff away. I bought (over the internet) in Sept 2017 for $114. Could sell it tomorrow for $130. It's en fuego here.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (14URa)

396
I live in Indiana, I don't have to call anyone. Maybe it's a reward for the shit weather and lack of edible food.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:28 PM (14URa)



I live in South Dakota and I don't have to call either, our ONE member is toots conservative.
No one wants to live here due to the weather AND the food.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

397 AOC has one unsurmountable problem.

Women are catty and with this level of exposure (and boyfriends, husbands, girlfriends, etc) paying a little too much attention to her, she will lose the female vote, simply out of spite.
======
She's the liberal version of Palin then? Hmm.

Posted by: some moron at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (oQPdX)

398 2020 D nomination belongs to Kamala Harris...if bunny-boiler thinks to challenge her, the cat fight would be epic.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

399 I can't wait for someone to ask her if she's ever had intercourse with a male homosapien. And yes, that's deliberately specific and meant to exclude animals, fruits and vegetables

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (VpIIl)

400 I get knocked down! But I get up again! No, you're never going to get me down!


Moar randomly, I don't watch America's Got Talent but apparently there're doing a thing where past contestants show up and it's kind of a best of from around the world competition and Susan Boyle walked out and the reaction was awesome.

Sometimes when I haz a sadz I'll watch her Britain's Got Talent audition and I swear you can see the second that Simon starts adding up the millions he's going to make off her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

401 389 Each Dawn I Die next on TCM
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (BXMxN)


That's what I felt like every day from 1/20/09 to 1/20-17...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (/9p9e)

402
390 385 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

I'd put a C note that she's 'dabbled'.

But she dresses too well to be full lez.
--------------------
I'm thinking other girls are afraid of those choppers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (2LelM)

403 >>> By the way, your weather looks a bit to good for me and my minyan's taste...Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

We got half a foot of snow over the weekend. If you love skiing or didn't have to leave the house, then yes, it was powdery and soft and brilliant. Those of us that had to shovel it off our cars to go to church on Sunday, however...

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (hvf9s)

404 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like, "who dat?"

NO, we'd still hit but we're gonna need more duck tape

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (Y+V3r)

405 *scribbles note*

wrg500 needs their monthly Emu in a Box shipment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (O636P)

406
Has Rickl been around lately?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (qSsVI)

407 392
Was it ever really fashionable to hate the Greeks in the US?
Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (UnA8+)


Maybe the Kennedys and Bouviers were not too keen on them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:37 PM (/9p9e)

408 391
378 Yeah, but just last week you guys were all like, "she has a nice
rack", and "I'd hit it". Now that she's gone full batshit you're like,
"who dat?"

---------------------

That is the repeatable pattern. Are you male?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Yeah, if she did that dance again naked the question of 'who dat?' would be answered by "who the hell cares!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG)

409 If she grabs Mitt's schlong and says "what's up Mittens", she gets my vote

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

410 Has Rickl been around lately?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (qSsVI)
Pretty sure I saw him yesterday.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (14URa)

411 390 385 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

I'd put a C note that she's 'dabbled'.

But she dresses too well to be full lez.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (bcbK

Not seeing full LUG. I'd go with no later than second semester freshman year/first semester sophomore year though.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

412 405 *scribbles note*

wrg500 needs their monthly Emu in a Box shipment.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


I'm getting better. I use to be weekly.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (QgW0c)

413 ""who the hell cares!"


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG)"
Sellout.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)

414
Pretty sure I saw him yesterday.

Okay. Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (qSsVI)

415 335 Fen thats the first difference between the sexes

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (/rm4P)

416 We got half a foot of snow over the weekend. If you love skiing or didn't have to leave the house, then yes, it was powdery and soft and brilliant. Those of us that had to shovel it off our cars to go to church on Sunday, however...
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (hvf9s)


We are supposed to get more snow here this weekend and I am throwing a fit about it already.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (mf5HN)

417 She has the skin of a shelled brown pistachio nut.

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (tRLIC)

418
By the way:

Donald Trump walks out on Cuck and Palsi. Quote: "A Total Waste of Time."

YES!!!!!!

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/09/

donald-trump-walks-out-of-white-house-meeting-with-chuck-and-nancy/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (/9p9e)

419 417 She has the skin of a shelled brown pistachio nut.
Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (tRLIC)


Fauxca-Hasbeen also, except hers is artificially dyed red...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (/9p9e)

420 We are supposed to get more snow here this weekend and I am throwing a fit about it already.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (mf5HN)


Three inches so you have to break out the snowshoes?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (wCmLp)

421 I think she missed her calling when she stopped waitressing at Applebee's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (m075u)

422 Pelosi comes out saying that Democrats have a better solution to border security and the drug problem.
Then says that this is a manufactured crisis

Which is it ?
Posted by: SMOD
--------

I heard from one Lefty wag yesterday, "If the border is in crisis, Trump should want the federal workers back on their jobs." The implication being that there is no border crisis, just a political move by Trump.

Btw, no one has told us *why* this is a political stunt by Trump, and what it's purpose is. Because, "shut up", that's why.

At any rate, my response to the above comment was, "Well, if , in fact, there is no border crisis, then why not just fire all of those people?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (eMt1/)

423
348 >>> Holy crap! How did this dopey broad get elected?

Beats me.

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (9Uclw)

424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

425 411 390 385 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?

Inside of 6 months is my bet. Any takers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:29 PM (Y+V3r)

I'd put a C note that she's 'dabbled'.

But she dresses too well to be full lez.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:35 PM (bcbK

Not seeing full LUG. I'd go with no later than second semester freshman year/first semester sophomore year though.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, sounds about right for dabbling if I remember right.

Non-LUGs have settled down, or settled, by Junior year

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

426 Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG)"
Sellout.


Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)
Well, I'm a programmed racist by birth, and I was also programmed to chase not completely ugly naked dancin women.
What can I say, I try, but I'm so weak sometimes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)

427 And did she suck down some helium before this interview/rant?

-
I saw a show on Miles Davis who was known for his gravel voice. He had a hot temper and would explode at the drop of a hat. He had had some nodules removed from his vocal cords and was told to take it easy while the stitches healed. He got mad at a club owner who treated him like everybody else, was screaming at him, and (pop!) blew out his stitches and had that gravel voice for ever more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (ro4Zk)

428 We are supposed to get more snow here this weekend and I am throwing a fit about it already.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:39 PM (mf5HN)

Three inches so you have to break out the snowshoes?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Tunnel

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (QgW0c)

429 424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

#IWantToBelieve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

430 I have to wonder if Doll Eyes Alex, Rashid 'Death to Israel!' Tlaib, and Ilan 'I married my brother' Ohman have a little competition.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (O636P)

431 The Associated Press has been unable to reach members of White's family. The State Department said it was aware of reports of an American citizens arrest, but was otherwise unable to comment.

Whites mother, Joanne White, had told the Times that her 46-year-old son, who lives in Imperial Beach, California, went to Iran to see his girlfriend and had booked a July 27 flight back home to San Diego via the United Arab Emirates

Terrible. And we should put all die pressure on Iran including kicking their scum out of NYC and The UN. BUT in all honesty, what is this guy a fuckin idiot? Brother of occasional cortex? WTF was he doing in Iran...NO tail is that good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (Y+V3r)

432 424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

Give her five years and she'll be waxing her mustache.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

433 We are supposed to get more snow here this weekend and I am throwing a fit about it already.



The Outside.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Brandi Love's Forehead at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (4cK+y)

434 424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)


I'd say a slightly wider than average Brazilian landing strip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)

435 The Canadian border near Blaine is MUCH tougher to cross than our Southern border. Those guys take it extremely seriously.

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (4lzWT)

436 After 30 days furloughed government employees are treated as RIF's.


I think I just found the wall money.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

437 2020 D nomination belongs to Kamala Harris...if bunny-boiler thinks to challenge her, the cat fight would be epic.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

------------------

I think that they will run her in 2020 only if they think they have a real shot at winning. If the economy is still tearing it up then and minus anything unusual happening, I could see them saving her for 2024 and running a throwaway candidate like Booker or Warren.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

438 Once Borders is, like, totally gone, I'm going after, like, Barnes & Noble. They're death too.

Posted by: Sandy at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (zmIJL)

439 AOC knows better than to grab Bob Dole' s schlong. Bob Dole knows how to use it.

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (m7gVR)

440 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

Aren't all girls her age now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (Y+V3r)

441 She's 29,of course she has no bush.But she could grow one out like Colin Kaepernick's fro if she let it.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (BXMxN)

442 She should stop messing around with ice because she probably does not know the process of making more of it.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (zLDYs)

443 Those tits look like they were bolted on at Lordstown.

Honest to Christ, you guys, if that counts as Primo around here, you're taking pills out of the wrong bottle. Also, 29 is not "college age bewbs" even if you count grad school.


"My eyes are up here" Remember that one? You could tell her, "I know. I'm looking where your tits ought to be, but I seem to be missing somehow."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (8ZmvG)

444 NO tail is that good


Let's not be hasty. We're talking Persian Poon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (4cK+y)

445 Donald Trump walks out on Cuck and Palsi. Quote: "A Total Waste of Time."

YES!!!!!!
---------

I heard that Trump slammed his hand on the table before walking out.

That's where he went wrong, he should have slammed Schumer's head on the table.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (eMt1/)

446
Give her five years and she'll be waxing her mustache.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)
Ah, just like in the old country!

Posted by: Ivan Spasticovich at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (37IEG)

447 I bet she's liberal enough to go full underarm and bush. Because patriarchy.

Buuuusssssch

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (pUDQf)

448
Maybe Ocasio's Taco-Rosado is bushy to the extent of hair poking out the side of the panties like Larry Fine's hairdo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (/9p9e)

449 444 Let's not be hasty. We're talking Persian Poon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (4cK+y)

Probably just that Tranny who shot up YouTube HQ.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (UnA8+)

450 "I know! I'll troll for dates in Iran!"

Posted by: the world's biggest idiot at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (m7gVR)

451 Call my senator? You think Patty Murray gives a damn about what I think? And Cantwell just got re-elected so no interest there. My Representative just beat out a no experience catpet bagger from Oregon. In some parts of the country, it's pointless

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (Lqy/e)

452 That's a lot of forehead to slam onto the table...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (O636P)

453 She's 29,of course she has no bush.But she could grow one out like Colin Kaepernick's fro if she let it.


Like's she's riding on Gabe Kaplan's shoulders.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (4cK+y)

454 432 424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

Give her five years and she'll be waxing her mustache.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

They have lasers for that now.

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (tRLIC)

455 "My eyes are up here" Remember that one? You could tell her, "I know. I'm looking where your tits ought to be, but I seem to be missing somehow."
Posted by: Stringer Davis
--------

Long scrubbed SNL skit, 'Their eyes were on their breasts'. Too bad, it was funny, really funny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (eMt1/)

456 443 "My eyes are up here" Remember that one? You could tell her, "I know. I'm looking where your tits ought to be, but I seem to be missing somehow."


Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (8ZmvG)


In 5 years, they'll be the whole way down to her knees.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (UnA8+)

457 How long before occasional cortes comes out as gay?
-----
Gay-gay or Anne-Heche-gay?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (Hx3Yn)

458 AOC is just a trial balloon - they can test all the crazy they like with her and what sells stays and what doesn't, just a minor speed bump. We all forgive the young and foolish.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (xceTB)

459 448
Maybe Ocasio's Taco-Rosado is bushy to the extent of hair poking out the side of the panties like Larry Fine's hairdo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (/9p9e)

Like Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

460 We talking about Demi Moore here?

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (NLLmE)

461 Pissing the night away?

Here's Chumbawumba, from a tiny, angry lawyer with a great rack to a horde of morons

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

462 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (eMt1/)

Isn't it funny how the narrative is always that it's the Republicans who shut down the government?

Like when the R Congress passed a CR that stripped funding from O'Care and Obama refused to sign it, since O-Care was a big deal to him, and the govt shut down, it was the Republicans fault.

Or when a D Congress refuses to pass a CR that includes funding for a wall, which is a big deal to Trump, and trump refuses to sign it, and the govt shuts down, it is the Republicans fault.

It's kind of funny how it works.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (GBteo)

463 There's no such thing as a Kinsleyan gaffe anymore because any dumbass thing a Dem says that reveals their true beliefs will get endlessly defended.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (C1fTr)

464 455 "My eyes are up here" Remember that one? You could tell her, "I know. I'm looking where your tits ought to be, but I seem to be missing somehow."
Posted by: Stringer Davis
--------

Long scrubbed SNL skit, 'Their eyes were on their breasts'. Too bad, it was funny, really funny.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (eMt1/)

Forehead Tittays

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

465 I suspect those sweater puppies have been range free awile

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (/rm4P)

466 She's a 7, tops. Once she opens her mouth, she's a 4.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (m075u)

467 She could be a tranny doing the tuck... Just sayin for all you guys who are thinking about hitting it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (VpIIl)

468 Doctor Howard Doctor Fine Doctor Howard...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (UnA8+)

469 Occasional Kotex will get more face time on the MFM than all the rest combined....We will see her everyday, even if she hasn't anything new to say. The MFM loves her....

Posted by: Colin at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (+AGgs)

470 Three inches so you have to break out the snowshoes?



Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile





Tunnel

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (QgW0c)

I imagine her gracefully dancing from snowflake to snowflake, crushing their souls along the way.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (t6MX/)

471 459 448
Maybe Ocasio's Taco-Rosado is bushy to the extent of hair poking out the side of the panties like Larry Fine's hairdo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (/9p9e)

Like Buckwheat in a scissor lock.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

Like the album cover of the Black Crows 'Amorica'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

472 466 She's a 7, tops. Once she opens her mouth, she's a 4.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (m075u)

If you like Horse Teeth.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (UnA8+)

473 Fellllllaaaaaaas!?


No love for me?

Posted by: Zombie Gene Shallett's Moustache at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (ymnmz)

474 441 She's 29,of course she has no bush.But she could grow one out like Colin Kaepernick's fro if she let it.
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (BXMxN)

No, no, trends have changed.

Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)

475 Three inches so you have to break out the snowshoes?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Tunnel
Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (QgW0c)


Meeeeaaaannnn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (mf5HN)

476 public = pubic. *

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)

477 speaking of total fuckwits, has SJL apologised for nearly sparking a race riot in Houston? where my parents live?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (m7gVR)

478 424 Raise your hand if you think she's clean shaven.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:40 PM (VpIIl)





I'd say a slightly wider than average Brazilian landing strip.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)

=====
70s Super 8 pornstar bush.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (pw+jk)

479 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)

480 Honest to Christ, you guys, if that counts as Primo
around here, you're taking pills out of the wrong bottle. Also, 29 is
not "college age bewbs" even if you count grad school.


"My
eyes are up here" Remember that one? You could tell her, "I know. I'm
looking where your tits ought to be, but I seem to be missing somehow."


Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2019 04:42 PM (8ZmvG)
Who said it was Primo? It's female and not ugly enough to wreck a train. Now if we were discussing Pelosi, or Clinton, I'd understand.
We're doing what we're expected to as evil males, we're totally objectifying her. No one wants to discuss the ramifications of socialism on the Republic with her.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG)

481 476 public = pubic. *
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)

Same same if you're in San Francisco.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

482 451 Call my senator? You think Patty Murray gives a damn about what I think? And Cantwell just got re-elected so no interest there. My Representative just beat out a no experience catpet bagger from Oregon. In some parts of the country, it's pointless

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2019 04:43 PM (Lqy/e)

Come to the PNW Mini MoMe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

483 "No, no, trends have changed.



Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)"
Well, thank God I read here and stay well informed.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (VpIIl)

484 I imagine her gracefully dancing from snowflake to snowflake, crushing their souls along the way.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2019 04:45 PM (t6MX/)


She'd trip and fall after about the third one.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (wCmLp)

485 JJ @ 448-!!! Man you made me shoot pricey Kirin beer out my nose.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (zLDYs)

486 starts retrieving a special box for wrg

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (zy5Ai)

487 Who were the members of the moron-nation that were disusing the New England colleges earlier, maybe OTN? So she graduated from one of those N.E. colleges where all it takes is a few beers and they are ready to close the deal?
Good to know.

Posted by: Paladin at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (2YTxj)

488 479 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)

*tousles Willow's hair*

You're all right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

489 Empress, what do you expect from the Horde?

Tim-bits?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (O636P)

490 She's just hot for a liberal.

Kind of like a unicorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (pUDQf)

491 Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)
------
Thank goodness. Never got the appeal of hardwood there.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (Xvo1a)

492 479 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)

I am alternating between being horrified and laughing.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

493 490 Kind of like a unicorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (pUDQf)


Ha-HA!

Horse Joke.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (UnA8+)

494 479 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)



This place...it does things to you.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (NLLmE)

495 I've tried calling ChiFi three times and have not got through.

My HOR whore got my eloquent explanation of why I want a wall.
Haven't had time to look up Kamaltoe's number.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

496 Guaranteed she has a hairy ass. Like Sasquatch hairy.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (VpIIl)

497 487 Who were the members of the moron-nation that were disusing the New England colleges earlier, maybe OTN? So she graduated from one of those N.E. colleges where all it takes is a few beers and they are ready to close the deal?
Good to know.
Posted by: Paladin at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (2YTxj)

I was involved in the conversation, but that was not *quite* my experience at a new england college.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (GBteo)

498 Come to the PNW Mini MoMe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK

Where and when?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (t6MX/)

499 486 starts retrieving a special box for wrg

Posted by: willow


Cookies!!! I love cookies!!

Posted by: wrg500 at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (QgW0c)

500 IC, I used to always be horrified, now I notice I've become one with it.

gack, lol

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (zy5Ai)

501 >>>Posted by: YES! at January 09, 2019 04:00 PM (ycpbd)

this YES! is way better than the other No.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (Wr4LW)

502 *spins another platter*

https://youtu.be/372436tJiaM

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (O636P)

503 Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)
------
Thank goodness. Never got the appeal of hardwood there.
-----
Ick, ick, ick! Bald pussy!!

Posted by: Cheech Wizard at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (Hx3Yn)

504 I don't keep track of anyone Twitter, but hers might be good to watch, it will have crap flying out constantly.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (/rm4P)

505 wrg, you're sure gonna be surprised.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (zy5Ai)

506 Alex the Chick walking in the snow!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yawfrulq

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (Evws/)

507 I heard that Trump slammed his hand on the table before walking out.

-
Mitt would never have done that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (ro4Zk)

508 He pushed them into a position where their goal was transparent and where they had to start defending the absurd
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Which they should have been able to see miles away, but couldn't because they were blinded by the prospect of 10s of millions of new constituents. OTOH, I don't see another Republican who could have pulled this off.
Posted by: pep


The problem is: Exactly how many of our fellow "citizens" are willing to accept and run with these absurdities?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (AM1GF)

509 Seriously, the Democrats doubled down on "old" when Obama got elected. Obama didn't mentor *anyone* and Hillary certainly wasn't going to enable the competition, and *Nancy* thinks that leadership is telling the youngsters to stay in their place.

Even if their policies weren't trash, the leadership of "establishment" Democrats is even worse than Republicans. The simply will *not* grow the young and hungry politicians who will displace them.

So AOC primaried the old Democrat in a district where the Democrats have a safe majority and haven't even tried to bother for since whenever, and then she traveled around with Bernie giving speeches that were perky and enthusiastic. (At least, I *think* she primaried the Dem incumbent, no?)

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (BD/yx)

510 Mainstreaming Retardation.

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (FhXTo)

511 Our special ed Congress thingie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (LkzOc)

512 Thank goodness grown women are convinced they can once again looking like actual women down there again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (0NAbP)

513 A unicorn pooping Skittles of wisdom?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (O636P)

514 "479 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)"

I've learned words from you my precious eyes have never seen before. Profanity and vernacular from the coarsest shadows of our society :-)

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (VpIIl)

515 498 Come to the PNW Mini MoMe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK

Where and when?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (t6MX/)

Likely early April. Our Dancing Nurse is doing a lot of the heavy lifting for organizing and communicating.

We're trying to get some group drinking/meeting happening earlier. Just need to find a good middle ground for us to meet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

516 Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (GBteo)

That's a relief. I was worried that I'd wasted my time with the Van Dyke I'd been growing downstairs.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

517 eleven one would think we would do better raising all on the boat up, but no, being being crazy seems easier.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (zy5Ai)

518 I was involved in the conversation, but that was not *quite* my experience at a new england college.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:49 PM (GBteo)
Nor mine, but I didn't go to Zoo Mass so...

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

519 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)


This place...it does things to you.
Posted by: eleven



Since being here I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (9uM86)

520 Marcus , I know!
whatshappenedtome.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (zy5Ai)

521 you know, the only thing that maddow and I have in common is that we would both fuck occasio cortez.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (MTjB1)

522 I thought she went to like the 6th best school in Boston. I've never known BU to have much cachet.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (C1fTr)

523 Yeah willow. You need to write a thesaurus for sailors and outlaw bikers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (LkzOc)

524 i'm just gonna blame you all, i'm certainly not taking responsibility for it.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (zy5Ai)

525 In fairness, there are some positives. It did spare you a mouthful of hair...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

526 512 Thank goodness grown women are convinced they can once again looking like actual women down there again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (0NAbP)

I kind of preferred the hardwood days, if I'm being honest.

But I go with the trends.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (GBteo)

527 521
you know, the only thing that maddow and I have in common is that we would both fuck occasio cortez.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (MTjB1)
When you point that out....it's....ewwwwww.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (37IEG)

528 "i'm just gonna blame you all, i'm certainly not taking responsibility for it.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (zy5Ai)"
OK potty mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

529 522 I thought she went to like the 6th best school in Boston. I've never known BU to have much cachet.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (C1fTr)

Every time you say that, I get a little bit offended.

I applied and did not get in to BU.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (GBteo)

530 xipe, I might give it a try.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (zy5Ai)

531 519 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)


This place...it does things to you.
Posted by: eleven



Since being here I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (9uM86)

Now all those memories will be lost. Like tears, in the rain...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

532 For Japanese girls, bush never went out of style.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (C1fTr)

533 528 "i'm just gonna blame you all, i'm certainly not taking responsibility for it.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:52 PM (zy5Ai)"
OK potty mouth.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

Don't be too tough on her. That's just the weed talking.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

534 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)


This place...it does things to you.
Posted by: eleven



Since being here I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at J




never ever typed the word "fucktard" before I started hanging our here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (MTjB1)

535
Boston U is considered Ivy League.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)

536 putz, marcus.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (zy5Ai)

537 We're trying to get some group drinking/meeting happening earlier. Just need to find a good middle ground for us to meet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK

Cool, I may have a conflict, but I wouldn't schedule around my needs. If I can make it, I will. It sounded like you guys already had it nailed down. I'll keep my eyes open.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (t6MX/)

538 I like this place. I can let my hair down, so to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (VpIIl)

539 531 519 reading this , having no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:46 PM (zy5Ai)


This place...it does things to you.
Posted by: eleven



Since being here I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 04:51 PM (9uM86)

Now all those memories will be lost. Like tears, in the rain...

oh well, as we say here, fuck it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)

540 Boston U is considered Ivy League.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)

...No. No, it's not.

BUT it is a good school.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (GBteo)

541 This is apropos of nothing other than if I am ear wormed, so shall be the Horde.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wurr4

A soundtrack to clear ears.

meanwhile here in ChicagoLand the outside Christmas lights went up and came down without seeing a flake.

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

542 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

543 one day my friendzzz , one day...

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (zy5Ai)

544 Hey,

If AtC is around.....


ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST GAVE ME A PAIR OF SEA OTTER EARRINGS!!!!!


Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (d7Ww2)

545 Harry: I'm not saying I'd have been accepted. I applied to one school and got in. But I don't know many people that think BU when they think "top tier undergrad."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (C1fTr)

546 One of the finest moments in 20th Century Cinema:

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU?t=108

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (bcbK8)

547 She's gonna be President one day. Bank on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)


She's a shit person. If the Democrats get their wish to enshitten us to the point where they have a majority, then maybe she will be. Otherwise, I doubt it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (/qEW2)

548 "i'm just gonna blame you all, i'm certainly not taking responsibility for it.

Posted by: willow at J



nothing worse than someone who refuses to accept responsibility for their whoremouth. you don't want that filth flowing out of it keep it closed.


/ sigh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (MTjB1)

549 Personally, I appreciate someone who can eat an apple through a chain-link fence.

Posted by: John "Greatest SoS Evah!" Kerry at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (DMUuz)

550 I applied and did not get in to BU.

Well, you are an evil evil white boy

But yeah I'd put Harvard, Tufts, BC all above BU?

No? Hmm maybe even put Holy Cross above it too (it's a little bit away)

Too harsh?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (Rarvo)

551 And be nice to willow, you swine

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

552

Well, ivy grows on the buildings. And some list BU as Ivy.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (qSsVI)

553 The exhaustive list of ivy league schools, going strong since 1930whatever:
Brown University, Columbia University, Cornell University, Dartmouth College, Harvard University, the University of Pennsylvania, Princeton University, and Yale University

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (GBteo)

554 "putz, marcus.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (zy5Ai)"
Love you dear. And I sincerely mean that in a carnal sense. :-)

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (VpIIl)

555

Nobody remembers me!

https://youtu.be/Ol0q-NhXWdM

Posted by: Gene Shalit at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (aKsyK)

556 543 one day my friendzzz , one day...
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (zy5Ai)

...you'll actually puff and pass instead of bogarting that shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

557 you asked for it.

sunshine on my pillow, makes me happy.

yeah that's right. enjoy

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (zy5Ai)

558 545
Harry: I'm not saying I'd have been accepted. I applied to one school
and got in. But I don't know many people that think BU when they think
"top tier undergrad."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (C1fTr)
That will depend on your age
Just sayin.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)

559 BU has a pretty good field hockey program

so there's that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (Rarvo)

560 insomniac, i'm a giver.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (zy5Ai)

561 Boston U is considered Ivy League.

Nope.

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, Brown, and the University of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (zGsgt)

562 542 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

There's a box. And it has an Emu in it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf)

563 416 We got half a foot of snow over the weekend. If you love skiing or didn't have to leave the house, then yes, it was powdery and soft and brilliant. Those of us that had to shovel it off our cars to go to church on Sunday, however...
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM (hvf9s)

We are supposed to get more snow here this weekend and I am throwing a fit about it already."

It was 60 degrees here in East Texas this afternoon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

564 "266 She kind of has the Innsmouth look...
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 04:21 PM (BXMxN) "


Boom.
Spot-on.

"Baratrachian" was one of HPL's favorite words to describe that look.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (jI3MC)

565 Harry I really appreciate you including Penn on that list

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (Rarvo)

566 Oh dear God. She's a functional idiot. I have a good friend who attended the same college. He's embarrassed.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

567 532 For Japanese girls, bush never went out of style.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (C1fTr)

Japanese bush is a natural treasure: soft and smooth, hardly notice it getting stuck in your teeth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK8)

568 Personally, I think she's just a lightning rod for the Left. They use her to attract attention to her stupid, and then blame us for being 'mean' to her. Because of her stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (m075u)

569 That this dizzy broad communista is drawing a paycheck over 10 cents astounds me.

Regarding thread below: I am ashamed that I ever voted for Romney

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (G+Wff)

570 emu, Is a message in a ____.(box)

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (zy5Ai)

571 546 One of the finest moments in 20th Century Cinema:

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU?t=108
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (bcbK

Ryan Phillipe punching Sarah Silverman in the face?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

572 545 Harry: I'm not saying I'd have been accepted. I applied to one school and got in. But I don't know many people that think BU when they think "top tier undergrad."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (C1fTr)

At least in New England, I'd say it's usually considered one of the top tier schools (*outside of the Ivy Leagues, of course, who are top'er tier).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (GBteo)

573 Tufts. So back to the bush then?

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (NLLmE)

574 But yeah I'd put Harvard, Tufts, BC all above BU?



No? Hmm maybe even put Holy Cross above it too (it's a little bit away)



Too harsh?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (Rarvo)
Accurate even if you're talking 43 years ago.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)

575 And I just googled "Japanese bush Girls"

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (xqfqx)

576 544 ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST GAVE ME A PAIR OF SEA OTTER EARRINGS!!!!!

how they got them from the sea otter, we'll never know.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (xGZ+b)

577 https://youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (O636P)

578 That's a relief. I was worried that I'd wasted my time with the Van Dyke I'd been growing downstairs.
Posted by: Insomniac


excuse me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)

579 no idea how I became a trash mouth.
Posted by: willow

Kind of a big deal.Actual big deal? The gradual change in Fenelon Spoke's sermons.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (8ZmvG)

580

Yeah, see, there's University of California school, I forget which, that some consider "Ivy."

The whole ivy thing is bullshit now.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (qSsVI)

581 I got into BU, but I like nice people, so I went to BYU.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (zGsgt)

582 see the trees how big they've grown....

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (zy5Ai)

583 562 542 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

There's a box. And it has an Emu in it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf)

Thanks BAMA. I knew I could count on the Horde.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)

584 My alma mater (Case Western) is tied with BU in the stupid US News and World Report rankings and no one outside of Ohio tends to ever consider us elite.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (C1fTr)

585 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.

Basically, is the emu alive or dead?

Posted by: Schroedinger at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (m075u)

586 >>>You need to be willing to walk away from the table, and you have to be the first to do it.

my pop was the master at auto dealerships on this.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (Wr4LW)

587 I have a good friend who attended the same college. He's embarrassed.

I do as well

I think it's just sort of a larger university, you can get a RANGE let's say of ability in the student body.

even at Penn there was quite a . . . range . . .

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (Rarvo)

588 578 That's a relief. I was worried that I'd wasted my time with the Van Dyke I'd been growing downstairs.
Posted by: Insomniac


excuse me?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)

lmao

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

589 Stringer, I guess we take the good with the bad and ugly.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (zy5Ai)

590 Alex, I think the jetstream is pushing the snow we had your way. So sorry, I don't get a say in these things or I would tell it no and swat it with a newspaper! The mountain floor areas got several inches, the mountains got well over a foot. Here's hoping the storm behaves and does not give you more reasons to hate Outside.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (hvf9s)

591 565 Harry I really appreciate you including Penn on that list


Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 04:56 PM (Rarvo)

I didn't make the list. Those 8 schools did.

The ivy league is the name of their NCAA conference. It's a formal thing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (GBteo)

592 571 546 One of the finest moments in 20th Century Cinema:

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU?t=108
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:55 PM (bcbK

Ryan Phillipe punching Sarah Silverman in the face?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

Different, but not inferior, emotions raised

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

593 I've got a dick van dyke!

Posted by: Alan Brady at January 09, 2019 04:59 PM (Evws/)

594 I was originally going to make the Box all about an emu, but I didn't have a big enough box.

Posted by: Schroedinger at January 09, 2019 04:59 PM (m075u)

595 578
That's a relief. I was worried that I'd wasted my time with the Van Dyke I'd been growing downstairs.

Posted by: Insomniac


Why do you have a Dutchman in your basement?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)

596
I don't see how Boston College is even a "Top Tier" school. Good football program, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:59 PM (qSsVI)

597 call me maybe..

I will do this until you guys behave.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (zy5Ai)

598 It's been a rough day. Forgive me. I don't really drink that much any more. But today I am headed for drinks.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

599 Loopy's titties are lifeless hatebags. There is nothing appealing about her.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (FTPVM)

600 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


1. Emus are mean SOBs that will mess you up.

2. If you get a box from AtC with airholes, for God's sake don't open it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

601 535
Boston U is considered Ivy League.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)
----------------------------------------------
No, not by a long shot.
You may be confusing it with Brown. (?)

It's a very respectable school but by no means elite tier.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (Rxduq)

602 I was joking about the Penn thing

YES IT'S AN IVY!

and it's not the same as Penn State!

we have some issues

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (Rarvo)

603 Boston U.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (FTPVM)

604 >>> ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST GAVE ME A PAIR OF SEA OTTER EARRINGS!!!!!

Awww Nurse, that is love right there!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (hvf9s)

605

btw, Ace went to Boston U.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (qSsVI)

606 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.

Ask Rod Hull.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (m075u)

607 So Ace and Sandy are lovers?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (FTPVM)

608 Boston U is considered Ivy League.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)

Not even close.

Posted by: Peaches at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (14URa)

609 BTW guys - there are only seven Ivies

not 8!

lol Harry now I see maybe why you didn't get in to BU

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (Rarvo)

610 ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST GAVE ME A PAIR OF SEA OTTER EARRINGS!!!!!

When will they be on eBay?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (zGsgt)

611 my work here is done. bl

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (zy5Ai)

612 600 Somebody give me a rundown on the whole "Emu in a box" thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

1. Emus are mean SOBs that will mess you up.

2. If you get a box from AtC with airholes, for God's sake don't open it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF


Does anyone ask where she gets the animals from? I always watch the papers for reports of Zoo thefts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (pUDQf)

613 531 Now all those memories will be lost. Like tears guns, in the rain a tragic boating accident...

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (xGZ+b)

614 you know, as much fun as I have been having with the nazis are socialist thing, reminding Trumphaters that obama said as many stupid things or more stupid things is nearly as much fun, thought not as useful.

was it Trump or obama that made the special olympics statement?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (MTjB1)

615 Fashion disaster? Yea or Nay

https://youtu.be/BEULybZnLO8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (O636P)

616 YES IT'S AN IVY!

and it's not the same as Penn State!

we have some issues
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (Rarvo)

University of Pennsylvania, home to the Wharton School of Business, where our God-Emperor attended, is indeed an ivy league school.

And has no relationship with Penn State, which is not anywhere near an ivy league school.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (GBteo)

617 you know, the only thing that maddow and I have in common is that we would both fuck occasio cortez.



If you touch dicks, it's gay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (4cK+y)

618 I have two teenagers so very much into this whole college deal

and btw neither will go to an Ivy if I can help it (both parents went to Ivies)

times have changed

BU is an excellent school; not sure how Sandy slipped by but it happens in larger universities

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (Rarvo)

619 Does anyone ask where she gets the animals from? I always watch the papers for reports of Zoo thefts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Eggs. She raises them out back.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (9uM86)

620 >>> I was originally going to make the Box all about an emu, but I didn't have a big enough box.

First I boxed Evender, now I have to box an emu? Okaaaaaay, fine. *puts on gloves*

Posted by: Mittens "the Cancermaker" Romney at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (hvf9s)

621 604
>>> ONE OF MY PATIENTS JUST GAVE ME A PAIR OF SEA OTTER EARRINGS!!!!!

Those are gonna stretch your ear lobes like nobody's business. They weigh in at up to 91 lbs when they're full grown.

What gauge ear plugs you wearing?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)

622

Okay, top 20 schools?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (qSsVI)

623 BTW guys - there are only seven Ivies

not 8!

lol Harry now I see maybe why you didn't get in to BU
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (Rarvo)

Here's the list. I count 8.

Brown University, Columbia University, Cornell University, Dartmouth College, Harvard University, the University of Pennsylvania, Princeton University, and Yale University.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (GBteo)

624 615 Fashion disaster? Yea or Nay

https://youtu.be/BEULybZnLO8
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (O636P)

Disaster. The boots kill the look.

WITH the caveat that hot girls can wear anything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

625 Does anyone ask where she gets the animals from? I always watch the papers for reports of Zoo thefts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


She has a secluded farm/paramilitary training camp where they are specifically bred, raised, and trained.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

626 There are no results for +Baratrachian


orba·tra·chi·an a tailless amphibian of the order Anura; a frog or toad.Also called
aka The Ancient Enemy

Posted by: The Vang at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

627 584 My alma mater (Case Western) is tied with BU in the stupid US News and World Report rankings and no one outside of Ohio tends to ever consider us elite.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 04:58 PM (C1fTr)

What your alma mater needs is to start bottling its own small batch bourbon - Case Western Reserve Reserve. Raise that profile in no time.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

628 you know, the only thing that maddow and I have in common is that we would both fuck occasio cortez.



If you touch dicks, it's gay.
Posted by: Grump928


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (9uM86)

629 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (ffYR/)

630 Mr. Maddow: (leering at Sandy) You into salted cashews?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2019 05:04 PM (zmIJL)

631 Harry you don't seem to be getting that I'm joking around

People who went to Penn just don't tout it like say Harvard a-holes do

We're like the nice Ivy

We're the Ivy leaguers who will only ever say "Oh yes I attended an Ivy"

Or Brown.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:04 PM (Rarvo)

632 "Posted by: willow"

Sorry. Can I drink barrel proof bourbon off of your sternum now?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 05:04 PM (VpIIl)

633 615 Fashion disaster? Yea or Nay

https://youtu.be/BEULybZnLO8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 05:02 PM (O636P)

Disaster...but maybe they are going for edgy.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

634 btw, Ace went to Boston U.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 05:01 PM (qSsVI)

Probably a diversity thing -- ewoks usually don't excel in education, you know...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 05:05 PM (GBteo)

635 Boston U is considered Ivy League.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)

By whom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2019 05:05 PM (wYseH)

636 oh all right there are EIGHT! lol seven just sound better

also really why count Brown?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:05 PM (Rarvo)

637 Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2019 05:04 PM (Rarvo)

Ooh, sorry. You're right, was not getting the joke.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 05:05 PM (GBteo)

638 I haven't had this much fun since I woke up on the runway at Randolph.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 05:06 PM (VpIIl)

639 This woman is dangerously Charismatic. Remember Hilter was nothing more than a dumbass failed painter who was an amazingly Chrasmatic socialist. Do not underestimate the damage she could do.

Posted by: BC at January 09, 2019 05:06 PM (5T/WH)

640 Go, Cows! Go, Cornell Cow College!

Posted by: queef olbermann at January 09, 2019 05:06 PM (Evws/)

641 You may be confusing it with Brown.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 05:00 PM (Rxduq)

What's the color of shit?

BROWN BROWN BROWN!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2019 05:06 PM (wYseH)

642 474 Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.

not certain whether typo or lifestyle choice

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 05:07 PM (xGZ+b)

643 Boston U is considered Ivy League.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 04:53 PM (qSsVI)

By whom?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Bostonians?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 05:07 PM (9uM86)

644 while penn is technically considered ivy league, that is only b by people outside the ivy league.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 05:07 PM (MTjB1)

645 not certain whether typo or lifestyle choice
Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 05:07 PM (xGZ+b)

Me neither.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 05:08 PM (GBteo)

646 622

Okay, top 20 schools?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (qSsVI)
---------------------------------------------------
Nope.
Top 50 maybe.....which BTW isn't bad at all.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 05:08 PM (Rxduq)

647 Now neatly manicured public hair is in. Clean shaven is out.

not certain whether typo or lifestyle choice
Posted by: Anachronda at J



you know who says that? old guys dating women their age.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 05:08 PM (MTjB1)

648 Let the Wookie matriculate.

Posted by: dean han solo at January 09, 2019 05:08 PM (Evws/)

649
Every one of her interviews should end with the phrase: "And that's why I'm running for Student Council."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 09, 2019 05:12 PM (koNhm)

650 "Boston U is considered Ivy League. "

I thought it was Boston University College.

Like Dwight's "Assistant (to rhe) Regional Manager "

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sxdHk)

651 Sometimes when I haz a sadz I'll watch her Britain's Got Talent audition and I swear you can see the second that Simon starts adding up the millions he's going to make off her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 04:36 PM


I have a different take. Someone clued him in. Told him, "She looks kinda retarded but she has one helluva voice. Do your best to act annoyed or bored, then amazed.''

Which he did. On cue.

I'm not giving that summa bitch one ounce of credit.

I kinda feel bad about myself (which is hard to do because I'm kinda a good person) about how I had some preconceived notion as she stepped on stage that she was gonna suck.

So I'm not patting myself on the back that I now feel good about what a great voice she has. I discriminated. Made a judgement based on past experience.

I learned something. Maybe.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 09, 2019 05:26 PM (jYje5)

652 >>..No. No, it's not.

>>BUT it is a good school.

Like many universities, BU is a collection of schools. Some good, some not so good.

I'm convinced she went to the College of Liberal Arts at BU. It falls into the second category and mostly requires you can pay the tuition.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

653 >>> 615 Fashion disaster? Yea or Nay

Anna, if I saw it on the red carpet or on the street I would think they were smoking something, possibly. But context is everything. As dance costumes, and especially with the fabric in motion, the effect is quite lovely.

Also realize that one of my current musicians on rotation looks similar in her vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 05:38 PM (hvf9s)

654 I'd still bang the commie out of her.

Posted by: Kingsnake at January 09, 2019 05:39 PM (3JbJY)

655 may I offer this image for that progressive tranzi?
https://tinyurl.com/y8matr8p

Posted by: rayra at January 09, 2019 05:52 PM (Pgsaa)

656 ACE
As usual, right on.
The occasional cortex (as yet unproven) is going to be an albatross, witha few (quite a few) others for the Dims come 2020. Then again, if thereare enough libs and illegals by Nov 2020 to put Mrs. Clinton, or who-ever in the White House... then we are finished anyway.
End... is President Trump not doing a hard job to make this country
great again? Much better than president 'her' would have ever
done. Nuf sed
fch sends

Posted by: Horner, Fentress C. at January 09, 2019 05:53 PM (1Vllt)

657 WITH the caveat that hot girls can wear anything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK

Or nothing. Preferably nothing.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2019 09:40 PM (2RVA8)

658 AOC is one damn dumb bitch. Her constituents are even more stupid. I doubt you could find a pair of neurons to rub together in her whole Congressional District.

Posted by: mac at January 10, 2019 04:30 AM (qxy/P)

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