CBS "Fact-Check" Finds That Trump's Claim About Women Migrants Being Raped Wasn't Exaggerated But Was Understated, But Then Deletes Its Own Fact-Check as Insufficiently Helpful to the Cause

Trust your betters.

CBS decided to help Democrats by fact-checking in real time President Trump's address on the need for a wall.

CBS reported, "Fact check: Number of women sexually assaulted on trip to border.

"CLAIM: The president claimed one in three women have been sexually assaulted traveling to the border.

"FACT CHECK: Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way, Amnesty International estimates."

But then they deleted that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:53 PM




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1 Coming from Amnesty International, yet.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 09, 2019 12:54 PM (LGXGf)

2 Facts? facts? We don't need no steeenkin' facts!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2019 12:56 PM (so+oy)

3 >>But then they deleted that.

Well of course they did.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 12:56 PM (GBteo)

4 Everyone knows that one in three is a lot bigger than 60-80.

duh

Trump lied!

Posted by: Occasionally - Cortisone at January 09, 2019 12:56 PM (RKQ/v)

5 wow, that's DOUBLE bad, CBS and AI saying he understated it.

luckily, the internet is forever...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 09, 2019 12:56 PM (8D42x)

6 Minister of Propaganda #DrunkDonLemon approves.

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 12:56 PM (cnivT)

7 I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though. That's an astronomically high number.

Also, Amnesty International is known to, um, oversell things from time to time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (GBteo)

8 Yet they will refer to this stat (without saying it out loud) when they scream that his speech was ALL LIES.

Posted by: hagbag at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (2u8LP)

9 Yeah, sorry. I ain't buying 60-80%, and not relying on Amnesia International for data, even if they claim to have real data, and not just "estimates.'

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (a2xio)

10 It's only rape, not rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (sLicW)

11 Thank God they weren't on a college campus.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

12 Orange man didn`t lie but he is still orange and bad.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (yhf6w)

13 I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though. That's an astronomically high number.

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How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)

14 Poor CBS, having to use inflated lefty statistics to try to refute Trump.

AI's "estimates" are garbage in the first place, but nice to see them be useful for once.

Posted by: West at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (7Fa8Y)

15 But all of the rapists totally stop at the border, because that's the law and we know damn well that the people coming across are not rapists, not a one.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (jp0Bv)

16 CBS News is just a straight shooter that doesn't chose sides.

Which is why it deleted the tweet, because it was filled with facts and facts are a patriarchal construct meant to keep the black man down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (XSSCs)

17 you said rape twice

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (FZYNt)

18 I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though. That's an astronomically high number.

It may be.

But I think 'ass, gas, or grass ...' translates into Spanish fairly well. And most of the women can't afford gas or grass.

Posted by: Adriane the No Social Media is Good Social Media Critic ... at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (LPnfS)

19 and Trump said, 'sexually assaulted' which we know in this day could be saying, 'Hey Mercedes, you look great today!'

while AI said 60-80 percent are raped. And not the Whoopi Goldberg definition.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RKQ/v)

20 How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)

Raises hand......ok, I lied.

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (cxHbL)

21 >>"FACT CHECK: Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way, Amnesty International estimates."


It's not just women...


Poor Charlie.

Posted by: Zombie Steinbeck at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (b0w96)

22 The MFM was soooooo giddy that on that Maddow guy's show Occasional Cortex said that Trump lied. lied, lied and LIED!!! The dingbat didn't offer any evidence that he lied but when has the left ever needed evidence for their idiotic claims

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (OLCnA)

23 Democracy dies in darkness.

We're keeping it dark.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (0TYt/)

24 15 But all of the rapists totally stop at the border, because that's the law and we know damn well that the people coming across are not rapists, not a one.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (jp0Bv)

=========

All I know is that almost no one in Chicago has guns because it's effectively illegal for many of them to own any.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (XSSCs)

25 What is the opposite of a "Pinocchio"?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (LL1Be)

26 It's hard to find good help these days.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (jGvbj)

27 Regardless, it's about time to have a national dialogue about sexual assaults committed by of color people, everywhere.




Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (a2xio)

28 You deplorables can't handle the truth!!!

Posted by: CBS at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (fqUgw)

29 How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)

-----

Me

Posted by: MAGA at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (yTHtg)

30

Wait.

We need to examine Amy Coney Barret's PELVIC region.


Because today is apparently Pelvis Day here at the ol' HQ.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (bONek)

31 17 you said rape twice
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 12:59 PM (FZYNt)

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"I like rape."

*19 year old girl who's super transgressive faints at the joke from a movie made 40+ years ago because it's too transgressive.*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (XSSCs)

32 Or the "Activists" who are coaching the women are telling them that a rape claim will generate sympathy for an asylum claim.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (jp0Bv)

33 Everyone knows that one in three is a lot bigger than 60-80. "

Well of course.

Here, instead of one third, let me give you a generous one fifth...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)

34 Yeah, but is it rape-rape?
-Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (+igNj)

35 ".....straight down the middle."

Posted by: Dan Blather at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (cxHbL)

36 Somebody missed class in third grade when they introduced that whole decimal thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (sLicW)

37 >>it's about time to have a national dialogue about sexual assaults committed by of color people, everywhere.


Also : Dyslexia

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (b0w96)

38 I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though.

--

There are forests of trees full of underwear along the border, each piece put up as a souvenir of an event and reminder to all of the females reaching the area of what is going to happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (0TYt/)

39 33 Everyone knows that one in three is a lot bigger than 60-80. "

Well of course.

Here, instead of one third, let me give you a generous one fifth...


choco ration's going up!

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (xGZ+b)

40 The left: 3/4 women in college will be raped.

Also the left: There are absolutely no rapes in 3rd world migrant caravans.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

41 95% of border scientists agree with Amnesty International!

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (NgKpN)

42 It's not rape if their wet.

Posted by: Bernie Sandars at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (tRLIC)

43 Stupid beyond goddamn words.

The President should kick them in the face over this for the rest of the week.

Posted by: trev006 at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (9vRlA)

44 So that Steve dude is a nasty evil influence for understating the number, and doubly evil and nasty for citing Amnesty International stats in understating the number...

...now, given what we know about AI, have *they* retracted their numbers yet?

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (8erNz)

45 They're not sending their best.

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)

46 >>FACT CHECK: Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way, Amnesty International estimates.



The 80% is for female "unaccompanied minors," right? Think almost all of those kids - boys and girls - are sexually abused, since some of them are forced into prostitution to pay for the trip.


Keep that in mind when Lefties whine about caring for the children.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

47 4 Everyone knows that one in three is a lot bigger than 60-80.

duh

I know you're being snarky, but that is exactly what happened. The millennial CBS twatter thought 1 in 3 was a higher percentage than 60-80%

Posted by: GorillaPundit's zookeeper at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (6HWvp)

48 These are my facts. If they are inconvenient, I can delete them and smother the story with a pillow.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (ffYR/)

49 Paragons of honesty. Top men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (I2dne)

50
"We're only taking in the humanitarianest of humanitarians!"

-- Nanzi,
Unquestioned Judge of Human Character

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (pNxlR)

51 It's not rape if you pull out.

Posted by: Bernie Sandars at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (tRLIC)

52 You want us censoring the truth!

You need us censoring the truth!

You idiot Americans can't handle the truth!

Posted by: CBS at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (fqUgw)

53 sad!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (Wr4LW)

54 choco ration's going up!
Posted by: Anachronda"

*sigh*

Ok, you've beaten me down. One eighth, and that's my final offer!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (6qErC)

55 I said that real-time fact checks were coming back in 2012. By 2022 you won't be able to watch a BSMedia broadcast of an R speech without the "facts" in your face on the screen.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2019 01:03 PM (XBft4)

56 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Amnesty International's definition of rape includes "inappropriate looking" and the smell of "toxic masculinity" in the air.

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (cnivT)

57 Basically the further they have to travel, the more likely women and children will get raped. From Mexico, its about 66%. From further south the numbers get higher and higher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

58 >>I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though.



Unaccompanied girls being escorted by drug cartels and MS-13? I'm sure they are treated so well!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

59 The MFM was soooooo giddy that on that Maddow guy's
show Occasional Cortex said that Trump lied. lied, lied and LIED!!! The
dingbat didn't offer any evidence that he lied but when has the left
ever needed evidence for their idiotic claims

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (OLCnA)


This is why I love free speech. Let Miss College Tits have all the airtime she wants. Let's have a national dialogue about how nice her rack was back then, and how bug-eyed she is now.


For the children.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (a2xio)

60 Somebody at CBS couldn't do math. They ran it because the idiot who put that together though the AI number made the President look like he was overstating it.

Smartest people in the room.

Posted by: reality man at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (xOBRH)

61 wasn't there a claim that the sharks still watch the routes slave ships used to take cause there was good feeding off the slaves they used to toss overboard?

how many years will the rapists hang around looking for the caravans?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

62 It's not just women who are raped but also kids, I suspect.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (a0IVu)

63 Unaccompanied girls being escorted by drug cartels and MS-13? I'm sure they are treated so well!

Chica, if you're fucking a dude with face tats, you got something wrong.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (8erNz)

64 It's not rape if you wear a condom.

Posted by: Bernie Sandars at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (tRLIC)

65 But it wasn't rape-rape.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

66 When a Central American mommy and a Mexican coyote want a US anchor baby very much...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (LL1Be)

67 The left: 3/4 women in college will be raped.

Also the left: There are absolutely no rapes in 3rd world migrant caravans.


Also also the left: Criticism of female genital mutilation is racist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (Boy/L)

68 In my culture, when husband pay you, is not considered sex assault.

Posted by: Paolo, Business Manager of Cap'n Bill Kristol's Bull Work at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (DuAZ5)

69 Where can I sign up for this CARAVAN?!?!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Gyrating in a Thong at January 09, 2019 01:05 PM (lel2R)

70 I see many are rightly highly suspicious of AI estimates. As to exact %s, that is.


That's what the word "estimate" is for, of course. Overall context usually tells us you how precise an estimate can be. In this case, it's a very general informed guess.


But the bottom line is that from common sense and multiple kinds of anecdotal info, it is known that migrants in this disaster are subject to all kinds of depredations, incl. sexual abuse and threat to life and limb, along the way thru Mexico. Duh.


For which Mexico, and America's political class, and a third of Americans, bear full responsibility. By allowing/effectively encouraging the flow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (QDnY+)

71 How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++++++++
I had hope but no expectations. It has, maybe for the first time in my political awareness, when hope won out against expectation.

Especially as compared to Barry's "most transparent administration in history."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

72 Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

73 >>how many years will the rapists hang around looking for the caravans? Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

They're being conditioned, like rays to a feeding ground (or the sharks in your analogy). In time, they won't even bother wearing pants. Evolution.

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

74 let me give you a generous one fifth...

Gimme mine with a tumbler and some ice

Posted by: Hillary at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (lWCRE)

75 72 Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.
Posted by: wth

he just needs a little work done...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (FZYNt)

76 That Amy Coney Barrister looks like a One to me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (8iiMU)

77 So if I dress up as a woman and join this caravan - there's a chance I won't die a virgin?

Posted by: Jonah Soypilled Goldberg at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (lel2R)

78 Hold it, Amnesty International says raped?! That's a bit more serious than assault.

Build the wall. Make it yuge and luxurious. And since walls never work, drop the Democrats outside it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (dBiBP)

79 Did he understate the number deliberately? Knowing some know-nothing intern couldn't help "correcting" him?

Intern: He's so stupid!! It's way worse than 1 in 3!!
Boss (interrupts groping): That's not the narrative, kid.

Posted by: jd at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (Bt5bV)

80 zerohedge @zerohedge
44s
*TRUMP SAYS `WHATEVER IT TAKES' WHEN ASKED ABOUT SHUTDOWN LENGTH

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId)

81 >>72 Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

Chuck Schumer = Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer.

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

82 How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

--

I knew he could not be bribed, which puts him above 99 percent of DC.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (0TYt/)

83 I know "read the whole thing" is a joke, but try this.

The ace link is to Don Surber. He links to the CBS fact check.

CBS fact check supports every statement Trump made. Really, you have to read it.

The only one that's rebutted is where he said Dems want steel instead of concrete and Nancy Pelosi denies it, so false.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (fuK7c)

84
...now, given what we know about AI, have *they* retracted their numbers yet?
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:02 PM (8erNz
==

Prolly not. Those numbers work just fine when you want wide open borders.

Rape rate with transport via coyote: 60-80%
Rape rate with wide open border passable by all: (much less, but still something disgraceful so we can abolish Customs and Border Patrol along with ICE)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (mblbk)

85 It's not just women who are raped but also kids, I suspect.

In a sane world, we'd be going after the "organizations" that talked these poor bastards into this "caravan" in the first place. Pawns indeed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 09, 2019 01:07 PM (sLicW)

86 Apparently they did the same thing with his claim about border deaths equalling Vietnam deaths.

ACKSHUALLY even more people died at the border than in Vietnam. Take THAT, orange man! Wait...

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (C1fTr)

87 ORANGE MAN WRONG!

Posted by: NPCBS at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (DzFIB)

88 Ummm. Toilet pizza.

Posted by: Jonah Goldburg at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (tRLIC)

89 Not the enemy of the people. They are the enema of truth, however.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (gA69l)

90 72 Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.
Posted by: wth

Pelosi hasn't blinked since Y2K

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (FZYNt)

91 70 I see many are rightly highly suspicious of AI estimates. As to exact %s, that is."

Part of the skepticism is because AI's definition of "sexual assault" includes the old drunk laying in the mud on the side of the road who yells out "eh chica, besa mi!!!" at everyone who walks by.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

92
What is the opposite of a "Pinocchio"?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 01:00 PM (LL1Be)

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Gepetto.... or Jimmy Cricket

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

93
*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (50uNw)

94 zerohedge @zerohedge
44s
*TRUMP SAYS `WHATEVER IT TAKES' WHEN ASKED ABOUT SHUTDOWN LENGTH

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It can stay shut for the rest of my life for all I care.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

95 7 I have a hard time believing that 80% of women are raped along the way to the border though. That's an astronomically high number.

Also, Amnesty International is known to, um, oversell things from time to time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (GBteo)

While I agree about AI overselling things, it's really not that much of a stretch to imagine an extremely high incidence of rape in third-world conditions when you have an expectation of high traffic of vulnerable transients through territory known to be heavily impacted by vicious criminal activity (e.g., drug cartels).

There's all the difference in the world between the vulnerability of a group of known women in a dangerous, yet stable community versus a group of women who are just passing through and don't know what places are safe/dangerous or who to go for for help, etc. Hell, it's not even exclusively for women in the third-world...a guy in Chicago who doesn't know what blocks to stick to and what not can really quickly run into big trouble...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (Hi8cV)

96 Even when he's right, ORANGE MAN WRONG!

Posted by: NPCBS at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (DzFIB)

97 I believe it was Twain that said if you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed but if you do you are misinformed.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

you're welcome for the earworm.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (z79tQ)

98 >>>Chuck Schumer = Julius Knipl, Real Estate Photographer.



Mmm.... Knipples

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (gA69l)

99 It can stay shut for the rest of my life for all I care.
Posted by: SH

careful

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (FZYNt)

100 Everyone knows that one in three is a lot bigger than 60-80.




Math is a construct of the white male, hetero patriarchy created to oppress wymyn and peoples of colors comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (OLCnA)

101 Where can I sign up for this CARAVAN?!?!

You gotta be a jazz drummer first.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

102 "FACT CHECK: Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way, Amnesty International estimates."

and Justice Kavanaugh was organizing them all...

Posted by: The Left at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (lWCRE)

103 After the presidential address last night, Drudge linked an AP report that included the allegation that the president lied last night when he said that Obama had a "wall" around his house. I figured that AP was up to its old, and current, tricks again and I did an internet search on Barry's "wall". The best story was from the Daily Caller, that reported that there were so many layers of barricades, fences, and Secret Service checkpoints around the residence that the reporters couldn't get close enough to the house to determine if there was a "wall" or not. In fact, the Secret Service closed 1000 ft. of a residential street with SS checkpoints as part of the security cordon. So Obama lives in a house with more protection than the Fort Knox gold repository.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (Pqytn)

104 Keep in mind that this was known years ago - while Obama was still encouraging parents in central and south America to put their kids in the hands of coyotes, cartels and/or MS-13 escorts to the US with the dream of their kid being the gateway to the whole family's eventual immigration.


And what did Obama do about it, you ask?
He forced organizations that provided temporary housing to the newly arriving kids to also provide birth control and abortions.

#Caring

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

105 Wow 60 to 80%? Horrible!

I wonder how many are killed by drunk drivers?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (4ErVI)

106 Remember when Trump opened his campaign and said rapists were coming across the border?

Seems like there a lot of rapists below the border...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (9qOCq)

107 A Deposed Byzantine.

Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (e28up)

108
Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.

by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)


And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (TAmPV)

109 This just means we need to rape more non-migratory White Americans to balance out the over representation.

Posted by: Kevin "Kill D Whitey" Williamson at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (lel2R)

110 How many here thought arriving at this point in time Trump would turn out to be the most honest man in Washington?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 09, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)

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I actually did because he had been vetted to within an inch of his life by the time he ran. By the media and the IRS. They threw everything at him, and yet there he stands.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (ffYR/)

111 wasn't there a claim that the sharks still watch the routes slave ships used to take cause there was good feeding off the slaves they used to toss overboard? "

IIRC a congresscritter from somewhere East made the statement a few years back, and it's pretty much gospel these days.

Except for, you know, for marine biologists.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (6qErC)

112 *squirt*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (50uNw)

I thought you weren't due to be released for another couple months.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (DzFIB)

113 Trump: I had a few scoops of ice cream for dessert.

Fact Check: He had two scoops and everyone knows that two is a couple and three is a few. This man is Hitlerian in his mendacity!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (C1fTr)

114 >>>It can stay shut for the rest of my life for all I care.



Unessential personnel are by definition, unessential. If the government doesn't need them, why does anyone. Release them, and be done with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (gA69l)

115 It's not just women who are raped but also kids, I suspect.

But if both parties are children 26 and under, it's ok.

Posted by: The New Rules at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (Ry8mf)

116 >>it's about time to have a national dialogue about sexual assaults committed by of color people, everywhere.




================
Also : Dyslexia

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2019 01:01 PM (b0w96)


We have nouned the phrase "of color people." Indeed, I would highly recommend the use of that phrase, as well as "of gender people." So we don't have embarrassing things happen, like being corrected by the douchebag Canuckian Prime Mincester, when we same "mankind." We'll just agree to call it "of genderkind."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (a2xio)

117 Back in the disastrous first "unaccompanied minor" summer (2014?), the widely known reality led to the trains on which young migrants would dangerously "hitch rides" (by sitting on top and hanging off the side, a la an Egyptian or Indian train) getting the nickname "death trains".


Yep, a reference to, uh, the predictable consequence that this mode of transportation was leading to lots of fatal accidents.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (QDnY+)

118 Part of the skepticism is because AI's definition of
"sexual assault" includes the old drunk laying in the mud on the side
of the road who yells out "eh chica, besa mi!!!" at everyone who walks
by.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Jose Namath?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (8iiMU)

119 Oh, and I clicked over to Hot Air, and their news feed has an Atlantic piece from that guy Frum who has never quite gotten over his role in the shithole Bush years.

The dude really needs to STFU.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (8erNz)

120 >>101 Where can I sign up for this CARAVAN?!?!

Zod wants to be an unscrupulous migrant in Pam Bondi's caravan.

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)

121 How vile do you have to be to delete that tweet to save the narrative? How much do you have to not care about the brown people?

Posted by: jd at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (Bt5bV)

122 So we're now doing Rapey Wednesdays?

i did NOT get the memo...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (9qOCq)

123 The fake scandal over the AOC "dancing outrage" might seem just amusing, but it shows a huge amount of coordination over many news agencies. It's like an artificial meme. It might seem clumsy and pathetic, but they are growing in strength and sophistication.

Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (q177U)

124 AI does usually overstate and they probably did here, too - but I don't see that as the point.

The hard-left legacy media use certain sources as gold standards because (I suspect) they usually fit the narrative they're trying to weave. AI is one of those gold standard lefty sources.

Whether Trump's figure or AI's figure is closer to the truth isn't relevant when it comes to understanding what happened here. The legacy media turned on *their* gold standard sources in favor of the "Syracuse Athletes Bad" narrative.

If this had been about justifying a Dem-backed military intervention in Central America to quash the rape caravans, they would have kept using their preferred AI source for figures. The story here, as I see it, is that at long last the legacy media have finished rejecting every last scrap of absolutely *anything* that might be counter to the narrative - even when its coming from their side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (I2dne)

125 Shaun King is the worst white person in America. He should be in jail for what he did here. And for countless similar race-bating atrocities.

https://abc13.com/ family-of-wrongfully-accused-man-receiving-violent-threats/5032056/

Short version:

Black guy shoots at a car in Houston, killing a little black girl inside. The black mother falsely described the shooter as a "white man with blue eyes," telling this NOT to the police but to race-baiting pretend-black racism-activist Shaun King. He then blasts this misinformation out to his 1 million followers, who ID the guy (who was in reality a WITNESS to the crime, fleeing the sound of gunfire). Shaun King then blasted out the name and picture of this innocent witness:

"Photos of [the man] were widely circulated starting last Friday. In a now-deleted Twitter post, activist Shaun King, who has one million followers, posted Cantrell's mugshot and wrote, "We've had 20 people call or email us and say he is a racist, violent (expletive) and always has been. Just tell me everything you know.""

And of course the guy has received hundreds of death threats and CONTINUES to get death threats even after the actual killer (a black thug) confessed.

Shaun King then used his criminal negligence, ina stroke of Orwellian chutzpah, to SHAME WHITE PEOPLE but saying, "See? When a person gets falsely accused, his life can be ruined. This happens to black people all the time. Let this be a lesson to you white motherfuckers -- stop falsely accusing black people of crimes!!"

What a demon.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (c+2jX)

126 And what did Obama do about it, you ask?
He forced organizations that provided temporary housing to the newly arriving kids to also provide birth control and abortions.


"Some say we should take these young people and sacrifice them on an altar made of bones. I say we should put them in cages like dog kennels, then scatter them through the United States apart from their families."
--Preezy O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (39g3+)

127 >>>Zod wants to be an unscrupulous migrant in Pam Bondi's caravan.



I want to be a soldier in Megan's Fox-hole. (Stolen from Mr. Plinkett.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (gA69l)

128 60%-80%? Gosh sure sounds like a lot of BAD HOMBRES down there huh?

Mexico is sending us their best. Their best rapists, their best drug smugglers and their best gangsters.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:12 PM (C1fTr)

129 These guys are Sideshow Bob stepping on the rake over and over and over....

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 09, 2019 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

130 Trump said, 'sexually assaulted' which we know in this day could be saying, 'Hey Mercedes, you look great today!'

no, that's sexual violence.

like "collusion", "sexual violence" sounds like a crime but is not defined as one, so you can accuse some dude of it without having to give any details.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2019 01:12 PM (OzcWa)

131 and Justice Kavanaugh was organizing them all...

Posted by: The Left at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (lWCRE)



Did he take a sabbatical from organizing the next Crusade?

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 01:12 PM (wW03z)

132 WTF is Snowman Mitch ? How come Putzy Chuck is out front and the Turtle is so muted ?

Posted by: Majolica at January 09, 2019 01:13 PM (L/iaS)

133 Just to veer off this a slight bit.


Now that DeBlasio is dangling free healthcare for illegals on the airwaves...
Can he be charged with maintaining an attractive nuisance?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:13 PM (cqNba)

134 Illegal immigration and rape. The wall is the only compassionate thing to do here.

https://youtu.be/e2z1zHm4sng

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 09, 2019 01:13 PM (xVjcR)

135 Sears is still clinging on to life like RBG.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318108/

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 01:13 PM (BXMxN)

136 >>>Can he be charged with maintaining an attractive nuisance?


No, but Anne Hathaway can. Oh wait...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (gA69l)

137 This would all be fixed if we would just invade some more middle eastern countries!

We must bring the glorious Bolshevik I mean Capitalist I mean Democratic Revolution to the world!

Workers I mean voters of the world unite!!!

Posted by: Max Boot's Semen Smoothie Addiction at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (lel2R)

138 It might seem clumsy and pathetic, but they are growing in strength and sophistication."

Gotta disagree on this. The "OMG, stooopid Xians hate starbuks 'cause no Xmas coffee cup" was an ongoing PR stunt that took incredible coordination for years.

This was amateur hour.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (6qErC)

139 Fact Check: President Trump said Good Afternoon at 11:59 am. LIES!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (OLCnA)

140 >>> Unaccompanied girls being escorted by drug cartels and MS-13? I'm sure they are treated so well!

Exactly Lizzy, and that's why I have in problem believing the 80% statistic. If you can't extort more money from a poor female migrant totally at your disposal, because they have none, just extort sex.

Plus the girls specifically part of sex trafficking rings are most likely 100% getting raped, and that drives up the statistic. Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn. Lots of girls getting shipped across the border going both ways, I'm sure.

Ugh, the horrifiicness of this topic is going to get me ragey if I'm not careful.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (hvf9s)

141 WTF is Snowman Mitch ? How come Putzy Chuck is out front and the Turtle is so muted ?

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Sounds like a winning strategy for Mitch right now.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

142 123 The fake scandal over the AOC "dancing outrage" might seem just amusing, but it shows a huge amount of coordination over many news agencies. It's like an artificial meme. It might seem clumsy and pathetic, but they are growing in strength and sophistication.
Posted by: Max Power



Disagree. Desperation is making them do silly things that are obviously false (like the AOC nonsense), they discredit themselves. They are in a death spiral.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (wW03z)

143 135 Sears is still clinging on to life like RBG.

Yeah, everyone wants to shop at Bankruptcy General.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (8erNz)

144 I think the 68% was attacked/assaulted during the trek; 30% was the rape figure.

https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/
1082845070951366656

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (Evws/)

145 Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:11 PM (c+2jX)

Hope the White Guy gets a good lawyer.

This is actionable. He is not a public figure.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

146 101 Where can I sign up for this CARAVAN?!?!

You gotta be a jazz drummer first.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

You can't expect a jazz drummer to take time away from delivering pizzas to join a caravan.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

147 How come Putzy Chuck is out front and the Turtle is so muted ?
Posted by: Majolica at January 09, 2019 01:13 PM (L/iaS)

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Did you SEE the shit show response last night??


Chuckles can talk all he wants.





And.... as a aside...... somebody should ask Pelosi what she's doing to protect the children............. from being raped on their way here.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

148 This lie by Trump is the final straw! I am leaving the Republican Party.

Posted by: Max Boot at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (DU2Ss)

149 >>>You can't expect a jazz drummer to take time away from delivering pizzas to join a caravan.



You can't be a deliveryman with jazz hands.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (gA69l)

150 And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (TAmPV)
.........

Ha. Makes chewing your cud tricky.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

151 People doubting the 60-80% figure need to understand who moves the greatest volume of people. They're not talking about individuals making their own way north.


Hint: they are not nice people. Very common for them to force-march people with contraband, and they fairly regularly do things like abandon locked trailers full of people because of logistical issues - people who then die of dehydration.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (eAshZ)

152 oh my. not only has Replicas not got any reviews yet, but it got taken off the Opening This Week list on rotten tomatoes.

that means it's good, right?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (OzcWa)

153 RGB has withheld her sponsorship of Tucker Carlson's show.

Posted by: Mixed up Memes at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (ymnmz)

154 >>You gotta be a jazz drummer first.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

Klezmer Karavan!

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

155 135 Sears is still clinging on to life like RBG.

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Only one helped me in my adolescent time of need pre-Internet.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

156 Trump Claim: Told his waiter "just a little bit" when asked if he wanted fresh grated parmesan cheese on his pasta.

Fact Check: Let the poor waiter make seven full rotations of the grater before giving the "stop" hand signal and saying "that's good." WHO WILL RID US OF THIS MONSTER????

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (C1fTr)

157 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?


(I asked a serious question instead of making the Hertz we're #2 so we try harder joke).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (fuK7c)

158 A senior associate with the Latin America Working Group told CNN back in April that "her organization's research with migrant shelters in Mexico and Central America has shown that about 1 in 3 women endure some kind of sexual abuse at the hands of migration agents or organized crime while transiting Mexico."

This is CNN

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2019 01:17 PM (QkjLD)

159 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1


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California

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:17 PM (sX1BW)

160 Hope the White Guy gets a good lawyer.

This is actionable. He is not a public figure.
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

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He was made to be a public figure by the story, and so can not sue. Seriously, this defense has been used. Fortunately, not successfully.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 01:17 PM (ffYR/)

161 159 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1


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California
Posted by: SH

Interesting

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (FZYNt)

162 157 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?


(I asked a serious question instead of making the Hertz we're #2 so we try harder joke).
Posted by: Bandersnatch


I would presume #1 is Brazil.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (c+2jX)

163 Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?


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The Vatican.

The Vatican.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

164 Trump Claim: Told his waiter "just a little bit" when asked if he wanted fresh grated parmesan cheese on his pasta.

Fact Check: Let the poor waiter make seven full rotations of the grater before giving the "stop" hand signal and saying "that's good." WHO WILL RID US OF THIS MONSTER????
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (C1fTr)
++++++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (I2dne)

165
101 Where can I sign up for this CARAVAN?!?!



You gotta be a jazz drummer first.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

So is this The Land Of Grey And Pink? And this is For Girls Who Grow Plump In The Night?

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (sLicW)

166 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1

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Fact Check: It's Woody Allen.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

167 So it is more like two out of ever three or three out of every four. Jeez.

If intentional by Trump, it is masterful. Downplay real statistics (because it is insane and sounds almost like fear mongering) knowing that the fact checkers are going to be hunting for something, then they will get the real statistics out for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (ycWCI)

168 "Who keeps these statistics?"

Jeffrey Epstein. He has all of it catalogued like the Library of Congress.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (C1fTr)

169
wasn't there a claim that the sharks still watch the routes slave ships used to take cause there was good feeding off the slaves they used to toss overboard? "

IIRC a congresscritter from somewhere East made the statement a few years back, and it's pretty much gospel these days


I think it was Congressman Major Owens (D, NY) who said that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

170 Nobody could ever accuse Big Media of being able to pass a sixth grade math test.

But they love Science!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (Rxduq)

171 Uh oh
https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)

172 I would presume #1 is Brazil.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (c+2jX)

heuheu?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (KUaJL)

173 Casual anti Catholic is fine.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (BXMxN)

174 @103 except Trump said nothing about Obama. He said politicians had walls and fences.

Technically Obama is not even a politician.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (b0Mq7)

175 Facts are your frenemies.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

176 Hope the White Guy gets a good lawyer. "

Local buzz is that he has. And they're going after, well, pretty much everyone who babbled stupidly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (6qErC)

177 171
Uh oh

https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)


OMG it's an Omen.

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

178 Technically Obama is not even a politician.

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Or a man.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:21 PM (sX1BW)

179 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.

Reportin' is haaaaard.

----- MSNBC Barbie

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2019 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

180 Trump Claim: When asked how he was doing, said "I'm doing great. Great day."

Fact check: According to anonymous WH sources, Trump was actually only having a very good day. This man stands on a tower of lies.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:21 PM (C1fTr)

181 179 We should,keep those maple syrup suckers off our beaches.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 01:21 PM (BXMxN)

182 This was known in 2015:

ACLU sues feds to force Catholic charities to provide abortions for illegal immigrants

By Kellan Howell - The Washington Times - Thursday, April 23, 2015

The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit against the U.S. government to force religious charities contracted by the government to provide abortions and contraception to illegal immigrants.

"We have heard reports that Catholic bishops are prohibiting Catholic charities from allowing teens in their care to access critical services like contraception and abortion -- even if the teenager has been raped on her journey to the United States or in a detention facility," ACLU staff attorney Brigitte Amiri told Fox.

Out of the nearly 60,000 unaccompanied minors that illegally crossed the southern border into the U.S. last year, nearly one-third were young girls and almost 80 percent of those girls were victims of sexual assault, Ms. Amiri said.


And the ACLU was concerned, so concerned about these girls . . ability to get free abortions.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (W+vEI)

183 I'll buy more than 2/3rds of women get assaulted before they reach someplace safe in the USA. These are not good people doing the human smuggling in the first place. And according to the actual women making the trip, yeah it happens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

184 It's not rape when you accept and embrace the savage behaviors of these third-world shitholes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (wxZSX)

185 The sharks need to stay on those same routes, otherwise the ocean would tip over.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (C1fTr)

186 171 Uh oh
https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)


Clone the snail? don't you idiots ever WATCH our movies?

Posted by: Scientist at Jurrasic Park at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (NgKpN)

187 Rape is just an act of love!

Posted by: Jeb! at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

188 OT, Daily Caller has a pic of Michael Moore in all his double chin glory. Very yuck.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

189 136 >>>Can he be charged with maintaining an attractive nuisance?


No, but Anne Hathaway can. Oh wait...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (gA69l)

She is getting fat for a role.

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (tRLIC)

190 "Or a man."

Or black.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (cqNba)

191 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.
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Is she saying we cannot build a wall on the southern border unless one is built on the norther border?

That's a trade I'm willing to make.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

192 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.


Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?


(I asked a serious question instead of making the Hertz we're #2 so we try harder joke).
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I would presume #1 is Brazil.
Posted by: zombie


Afghanistan?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (9uM86)

193 Embrace the Diversity of Cultures!

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (wxZSX)

194 It's like I always tell people, if you get your news from the alphabets or the NYTimes, you know less than if you watched or read nothing at all, since much of what they tell you are lies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

195 -
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Uh oh


https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z



Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)


OMG it's an Omen.


Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM
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Escargomen.

Posted by: irright at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (pMGkg)

196 171 Uh oh
https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)


Garlic and butter, please.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)

197 Re: George the Snail...

So, you found ten of these things. Assumed they were the last ten in existance. So you bunged 'em on a plane and stuck them in captivity and watched as they all died as a result of your negligence ("experience a die off" *snort* try that one with the AMA), one by one, rather than beginning intensive breeding efforts.

Don't blame me for your fuckups, labcoat dicks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (AURKQ)

198 >>> He forced organizations that provided temporary housing to the newly arriving kids to also provide birth control and abortions.

A female comedian on Comedy Central (the bit is on Youtube) had a bit about going to Burning Man, having sex in the sex tent, trying to get Plan B because she learned afterwards that the guy's condom broke, and finding out to her horror they did not stock Plan B in the medical tent. Happy ending for her, she found Plan B in a lesbian tent. (Yes I know go figure.)

You are telling me an Obama planned border tent for kids is better stocked to terminate pregnancies than a frikkin' Burning Man tent? Actually I believe that.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (hvf9s)

199 But NOT the enemy of the people, you guys......

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (F4u7C)

200 186
171 Uh oh

https://tinyurl.com/ycc9x77z

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (LkzOc)





Clone the snail? don't you idiots ever WATCH our movies?



Posted by: Scientist at Jurrasic Park at January 09, 2019 01:22 PM (NgKpN)


If we are missing a gene or something we'll just use spider DNA, what could go wrong?

Posted by: Movie Scientists Association at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

201 But then they deleted that.

That's step 3, "NARRATIVE CHECK:..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (cfSLd)

202 it appears "rape culture" is a real thing in many places, and another "diversity" we should not import. Sure we will lose those rapist valedictorians, but we must built the wall (of steel).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (Cus5s)

203 Everything Trump says is either a lie, or it is irrelevant.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, I choose to live my life as a proud trans-Demofascist activist at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (LISuA)

204
She is getting fat for a role.
Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 01:23 PM (tRLIC

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Oh dear God, an Ana Navarro biopic? What?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (mblbk)

205
You can't be a deliveryman with jazz hands.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (gA69l)


Thousands of porn movies disagree

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (TAmPV)

206 What's the big deal? Most women fantasize about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

207 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.

Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 09, 2019 01:16 PM (fuK7c)

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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Harry "The Searchlite Strangler" Reid at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (p0nVR)

208 My good friend T-Bone used to tell everyone about those caravan hoes but I told him "Sir, that is misogynistic" right after I swallowed and wiped my chin!

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (lel2R)

209 A female comedian on Comedy Central (the bit is on Youtube) had a bit about going to Burning Man, having sex in the sex tent, trying to get Plan B because she learned afterwards that the guy's condom broke, and finding out to her horror they did not stock Plan B in the medical tent. Happy ending for her, she found Plan B in a lesbian tent. (Yes I know go figure.)

You are telling me an Obama planned border tent for kids is better stocked to terminate pregnancies than a frikkin' Burning Man tent? Actually I believe that.
Posted by: LizLem

Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (FZYNt)

210 it appears "rape culture" is a real thing in many places

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Like our offices.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein & Matt Lauer at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

211 Fact check: 80% of those woman migrants were "totally asking for it."

This is CNN

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

212 172 I would presume #1 is Brazil.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:18 PM (c+2jX)

heuheu?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


Not sure where I found this out. Apparently Brazil has the world's highest percentage of underage prostitutes, many of whom pose for or participate in pictures/movies. The police are 1. overwhelmed and 2. corrupt, so it goes on freely.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:25 PM (c+2jX)

213
If we are missing a gene or something we'll just use spider DNA, what could go wrong?


Posted by: Movie Scientists Association at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (ymnmz
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SpiderSnail. Now that really is funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (mblbk)

214 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

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Hey KvC. Thanks for the suggestions on Moronopoly - between you and WeirdDave, and some of my own ideas, I've got all the board spaces I need (and lin-duh for the Hobo Pelts idea). I did a rough draft last night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (AzW6q)

215 So. Do those coyotes take orders? I need me a hot Mexican girlfriend. English not mandatory. Is Daisy Fuentes available? Jennifer Lopez? How bout Salma Hayek?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)

216 Two interesting Trumpentwatters at the moment.


First, he says he has ordered FEMA to withhold further payments to "California" connected with the wildires, though the condition is somewhat ambiguous - "until they get their act together" WRT forest management. ??? FEMA doesn't really deal with that end of the disaster business - they do "mitigation" training and funding, but that's on the human management side. Hmmm.


Second, ironically enough for a loud-mouth NYC real estate wheeler-dealer with a "colorful" personal history, he shows an ingenuous, almost child-like side as he thanks people for their praise of his Oval Office speech, calling it "a very interesting experience!". I think this was a sincere unguarded comment - and try to imagine another president or public figure saying such a thing. Odd, OK, but I find it interesting, on the personality side of things.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (QDnY+)

217 So Rape Fest comes to America. Too bad we aren't talking hot Swedish and Ukrainian chicks trying to cross the border. If we did, I'd be all for open borders.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (2LelM)

218 Exactly Lizzy, and that's why I have in problem believing the 80% statistic. If you can't extort more money from a poor female migrant totally at your disposal, because they have none, just extort sex.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:14 PM (hvf9s)

I may be excessively cynical, but I have trouble believing that sex isn't a part of the transaction from the get-go. I'll take you to the Estados Unidos. The price is five hundred dollars and I get to come inside you. You don't like it? Later.

Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (7PLM4)

219
Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?

The FBI and the FBI.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (TAmPV)

220 Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations

Sounds like the name for a really bad cover band.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (tVWQB)

221 MSM is the enemy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (bcbK8)

222 Scarlett Johansson.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (q177U)

223 Re: George the Snail...



So, you found ten of these things. Assumed they were the last ten
in existance. So you bunged 'em on a plane and stuck them in captivity
and watched as they all died as a result of your negligence ("experience
a die off" *snort* try that one with the AMA), one by one, rather than
beginning intensive breeding efforts.



Don't blame me for your fuckups, labcoat dicks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (AURKQ)


If you read the whole article, they blame Climate Change! for one of the reasons of local snail die-offs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

224 Is she saying we cannot build a wall on the southern border unless one is built on the norther border?

Watch us. That's like saying like we can't have rape caravans from Latin America if we don't have any coming in from Manitoba.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (Wd55D)

225 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.

A. Math.

B. Rush-Bagot Treaty

C. Geography.

D. Math.

E. Math.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (Boy/L)

226 >>Ugh, the horrifiicness of this topic is going to get me ragey if I'm not careful.

Yes, it is evil.

What I found particularly evil about this Obama-created mess was that he used it to force Catholic organizations to provide abortions and birth control. Like creating a mess of rape and child prostitution wasn't enough, he had to leverage it further to force religious orgs into killing babies (just like his heavy-handed treatment of the Little Sisters of the Poor). An uglier Fast and Furious, if that's possible.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

227 And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM


She really does sound like she's having difficulty controlling her speech. Of course, that could be the Botox (not)talking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (p+Wdc)

228 Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)

Wat I am, chop leever?!

Posted by: Sofia Vergara at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (7PLM4)

229 We live in a post-fact, post-truth world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (ro4Zk)

230 60 to 80% of women *and children*... or what we'd consider children. Girls.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:29 PM (BD/yx)

231 220
Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations



Sounds like the name for a really bad cover band.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM

Yeah, I don't really want to see who they opened for.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 01:29 PM (dvH9o)

232 and remember during the great college rape apocolypse debates of a few years ago, where college girls were being raped in greater frequency than during the rawandan genocides...all rape stats are under reported.

so, if anything, the numbers are greater.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (7J5t2)

233 Watch us. That's like saying like we can't have rape caravans from Latin America if we don't have any coming in from Manitoba.
Posted by: t-bird

Well today the wind chill is -30, so anyone out a-rapin is going to get frostbite on their willy

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (FZYNt)

234 All the news that is fit to not reflect badly on the demofascists and also reflect badly on Trump and common sense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (pw+jk)

235 But Leftists believe 90% of women have been sexually assaulted on college campuses.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (2DOZq)

236 >>Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.

For the same reason liberal nitwits never threaten to leave the US and move to Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

237 @103 except Trump said nothing about Obama. He said politicians had walls and fences.



Technically Obama is not even a politician.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2019 01:20 PM (b0Mq7)

========================
That didn't stop the AP, though. The MSM spends a LOT of time publishing articles that introduce some sort of social malady that eventually leads to Trump and his supporters. I just read one that the WaPo put up with the title "What's behind the confidence of the incompetent? This suddenly popular psychological phenomenon?" It starts with a brief explanation of the Dunning-Kruger study and then leads directly to an attack on President Trump. These MSM idiots are insane.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (Pqytn)

238 "112 *squirt*
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 09, 2019 01:08 PM (50uNw)

I thought you weren't due to be released for another couple months."

Just like Al Gore, my second chakra is being released . . . now! urrrrrggh

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (ZiGm9)

239 Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations



Sounds like the name for a really bad cover band.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM

"Defective Magnum" a little too on the nose?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

240 222 Scarlett Johansson.

Just throwing that out there.
Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM (q177U)

I wouldn't throw her out.
But I'd keep her on a short leash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (bcbK8)

241 Si, senior we gabs boobies. It is the way of the Banditos.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

242 231 220
Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations



Sounds like the name for a really bad cover band.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 01:27 PM
Yeah, I don't really want to see who they opened for.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 01:29 PM (dvH9o)

Dead Kennedys of course!

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

243 Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

Was thinking the same. Either he has a lazy eye or he's had a stroke and never made it public. He seemed to speak okay, sadly.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (uquGJ)

244 198 >>> He forced organizations that provided temporary housing to the newly arriving kids to also provide birth control and abortions.

A female comedian on Comedy Central (the bit is on Youtube) had a bit about going to Burning Man, having sex in the sex tent, trying to get Plan B because she learned afterwards that the guy's condom broke, and finding out to her horror they did not stock Plan B in the medical tent. Happy ending for her, she found Plan B in a lesbian tent. (Yes I know go figure.)

You are telling me an Obama planned border tent for kids is better stocked to terminate pregnancies than a frikkin' Burning Man tent? Actually I believe that.
Posted by: LizLem


EVERY tent at Burning Man is "the sex tent."

What goes on there is gross and mind-boggling.

People mistakenly think that Burning Man is a festival for drugged-out hippies. Not true. In actuality, it's a convention for venereal diseases -- the people are merely the chauffeurs driving the spirochetes and viruses to the orgy.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (c+2jX)

245 I saw Labcoat Dicks open for They Might be Giants at the SUNY Binghamton Student Union in 1989.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (b0Mq7)

246 227 And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM

She really does sound like she's having difficulty controlling her speech. Of course, that could be the Botox (not)talking.
--------------------
When she thinks on air she rotates her tongue with mouth open and kind of chews on it. Very disturbing. She is either checking that her dentures are still holding or she is a cow.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (2LelM)

247 Trump meant American Female tourists going to visit the border.
He didn't mean undocumented female immigrants.
We know this because we're here to tell you what his words mean, and we do that all the time.
So this is what his words mean in this case, and he's lying.

Posted by: CBS Executive not authorized to speak but doing it anyway at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (37IEG)

248 >>> The fake scandal over the AOC "dancing outrage" might seem just amusing, but it shows a huge amount of coordination over many news agencies

I'm not positive about the timing, but I assumed it was partly to distract from the "the wall is coming" memes Trump was posting.

Oh no, the GOP looks marginally hip, with the GoT references to the pop culture the kids are into! What can we do to counteract that? I know, accuse them of Footloose style prudishness and get the media to run with it! Prob solved.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (hvf9s)

249 "215
So. Do those coyotes take orders? I need me a hot Mexican girlfriend.
English not mandatory. Is Daisy Fuentes available? Jennifer Lopez? How
bout Salma Hayek?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)"
...
I detect some sarcasm, but yes, they actually do. That's how this works. You generally don't kidnap people for resale without having some manner of buyer lined up.
Some of you have given me a hard time for giving other people a hard time about being sheltered, but it's a recurring thing I keep seeing around here.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (eAshZ)

250 Dead Kennedys of course!
Posted by: Don Q

always thought they could have went with Drunk Kennedys and been just as accurate

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (FZYNt)

251 >>>Yes, it is evil.

What I found particularly evil about this Obama-created mess was that he used it to force Catholic organizations to provide abortions and birth control. Like creating a mess of rape and child prostitution wasn't enough, he had to leverage it further to force religious orgs into killing babies (just like his heavy-handed treatment of the Little Sisters of the Poor). An uglier Fast and Furious, if that's possible.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

_________

We create a great evil, then whisper great evil responses to it and finally condemn those who refuse our evil response as cowards - in the face of evil

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Baal & Moloch at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (lel2R)

252
Don't blame me for your fuckups, labcoat dicks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (AURKQ)


LOL.

Top. Scientists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:32 PM (Yl3Ht)

253 157 Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.

Hmm. Who's #1 and who keeps these statistics?

(I asked a serious question instead of making the Hertz we're #2 so we try harder joke).


the who, naturally. thus, the need for research.

Posted by: Pete Townshend at January 09, 2019 01:32 PM (NmR1a)

254 "If you read the whole article, they blame Climate Change! for one of the reasons of local snail die-offs. "


That's what took out the Passenger Pigeons.

And almost wiped out the Bison.

And Martians.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:32 PM (cqNba)

255 349
Where do I put in my order? eBay? I got PayPal.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (LkzOc)

256

And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM


====


Pelosi has a thing with her mouth that I have officially diagnosed as the wrong lipstick brand and/or technique, such that a ring builds up on the inside of her lip that she constantly needs to rub off with the tip of her tongue.

I'm female, I know about these things.

I've thought of doing a compilation video of dozens of clips of her trying to chew and lick off that lipstick ring, but it would be very time-consuming and probably only get a few views given my social media invisibility, so...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (mblbk)

257 How bad were Schemer and Botox Nan from San Fran last night? When you have Brian Williams, Jonah Goldberg, James Carville, etc. diss your "performance", that bad.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (G+Wff)

258 10 It's only rape, not rape-rape.
Posted by: Whoopi at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (sLicW)

Yeah, that. It's not rape-rape if the 14 year old expects it and gets contraceptives and the sex is payment for transport.

So it's like... this isn't even a problem and anyone who fusses about it is probably a liar like Trump. /sarc

The sex slavery starts on the trip.

What I'd like to know, is why Democrats and liberals and brain dead feminists on my facebook refuse to admit that there is a problem that has to be solved.

Same with dragging small children across the desert, sick, so that they can die... which only matters if they die once we bring them to hospitals and the "caring" sorts can blame Trump for it.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (BD/yx)

259 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.



For the same reason liberal nitwits never threaten to leave the US and move to Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

Because if we had a wall on the Canadian boarder, all the cold air would stay up there and it would get really really hot down here. Run away global warming!


Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

260 Orange man lies: just ask Acoster. worse than stated, so it's a lie. They will not listen, they sprout the same tired crap in response. leaving very little recourse. time to declare national emergency and pay border patrol and TSA.

Posted by: TX 32 unrepresented at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (Wa5hI)

261 259
Because if we had a wall on the Canadian boarder, all the cold air would stay up there and it would get really really hot down here. Run away global warming!


Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

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We'll only build the northern wall after we fight off the white walkers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

262 Funny photoshop of Chuck and Nancy

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318105/

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (BXMxN)

263 The AP accidentally pointed out that the Dems refusal to fund the wall was equally to blame for the shutdown.

The rabid left then has responded that Trump's demand is like a mugger or bank robber's demand-- that Trump is like a criminal and the Dems are totally innocent victims.

That they and CBS are accidentally telling the truth suggests they are seeing something they fear greater than hiding the truth at the behest of the left.

Like that the public IS blaming the Dems ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (TN1P5)

264 Broken Rubber is a U.S. Military code phrase meaning one of our co-ed nuclear submarines has gone rogue.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (wxZSX)

265 Rush just mentioned cruise attendance about Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (rdznT)

266 Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:24 PM (hvf9s)

Sounds like a respectable young woman.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (GBteo)

267 231 220
Interesting side note - Broken Rubber is the most popular name on many Indian Reservations



Sounds like the name for a really bad cover band.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks

Yeah, I don't really want to see who they opened for.

Posted by: Diogenes
------------
Why they opened for Pussy Riot of course.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (7BjFu)

268 It's not rape when the big cigar is shoved into piehole or poophole. Trust me, I know.

Posted by: lewdwinski at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (G8lfi)

269 We'll only build the northern wall after we fight off the white walkers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

Easy.

Pretty sure nukes burn hotter than dragonfire.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (KUaJL)

270 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womin's, Gay, and Lesbian Reproducktive Hellth Ceneter was screeming at the TV listening to Trump's lies !!!! Trump lied so bad that we could not waits for Senitor Shoemer and Speeker Polosi to give us the facts. TRUMP LIED and AMERICA DIED LAST NITE !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (qM84C)

271 The fact check was false in meaning, so they deleted the tweet and they're gonna fact check the fact check.

Analysis: "ITS FUCKING FUCKED MATE! BIG TIME!" -- CBS Network.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (HqMif)

272 You are telling me an Obama planned border tent for kids is better stocked to terminate pregnancies than a frikkin' Burning Man tent? Actually I believe that.
Posted by: LizLem


Burning Man tent sounds like the VD tent.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (9uM86)

273 >>I may be excessively cynical, but I have trouble believing that sex isn't a part of the transaction from the get-go. I'll take you to the Estados Unidos. The price is five hundred dollars and I get to come inside you. You don't like it? Later.



That assumes these kids are negotiating the transaction?

The stats about kids being raped - all ages (and one assumes, some were kidnapped and forced into prostitution against their will). The lure of an open border + promise that if you send a kid unaccompanied = citizenship for kiddo, then the family after that created an incentive for poor families to send their kid with coyotes. Did some of them know what might happen? Likely. However, did the kids agree to that???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

274 108 And Pelosi looked like she was fighting to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 01:10 PM (TAmPV)

Or her face from sliding off of her skull...

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

275 Where is Sen. Gillibrand, the self-anointed expert on sexual assault?

Has she seen this?

Does she still want to ignore the fact that Democrat policies have created this humanitarian crisis?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (H7LIz)

276 EVERY tent at Burning Man is "the sex tent."

What goes on there is gross and mind-boggling.

People mistakenly think that Burning Man is a festival for drugged-out hippies. Not true. In actuality, it's a convention for venereal diseases -- the people are merely the chauffeurs driving the spirochetes and viruses to the orgy.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (c+2jX)

A friend of mine went a few years ago. She said it was horrific. Creepy dirty dudes trying to hook up with her the whole time and being super grungy and rapey.

I don't think it was what she expected.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (GBteo)

277 and what percent of the children have been kidnapped?

and what percent of the "migrants" will be put to work in sweat shops or as prostitutes or running drugs when they get here?


And why are the rest nearly all young men, leaving the more fragile behind, to face alone, the oppression from which the fighting age males are allegedly seeking sanctuary?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

278 263 The AP accidentally pointed out that the Dems refusal to fund the wall was equally to blame for the shutdown.

The rabid left then has responded that Trump's demand is like a mugger or bank robber's demand-- that Trump is like a criminal and the Dems are totally innocent victims.

That they and CBS are accidentally telling the truth suggests they are seeing something they fear greater than hiding the truth at the behest of the left.

Like that the public IS blaming the Dems ...
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (TN1P5)

=============

Alternate 2019:

Jeb! became president, and this whole affair never came about because he used his executive authority to declare that anyone who showed up to the border be presented with $100,000 and citizenship papers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

279 Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (eAshZ)

Statistically in the US kidnapping "only" occurs in 9-12% of trafficking cases. I expect that to increase as people become informed about signs of a potential trafficking situation, and hopefully thus avoid it, and we continue to invite in "guests" from two cultures that have absolutely no problem with kidnapping people to sell.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (uquGJ)

280 257
How bad were Schemer and Botox Nan from San Fran last night? When you
have Brian Williams, Jonah Goldberg, James Carville, etc. diss your
"performance", that bad.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (G+Wff)

Horrible. Nan looked like she had a recent Botox treatment. The skin on her face was extremely tight there wasn't a wrinkle to be found. Drill Sargeants everywhere would be proud. The woman couldn't even blink.
If it wasn't Botox, then she forgot to wear her bra.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (jxbfJ)

281 249
"215

So. Do those coyotes take orders? I need me a hot Mexican girlfriend.

English not mandatory. Is Daisy Fuentes available? Jennifer Lopez? How

bout Salma Hayek?



Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)"
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Posted by: Coyote Hot Chick order department clerk at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (37IEG)

282 We don t build a hoser wall because we don t want to discourage the socialist imbeciles from leaving.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (LkzOc)

283 >>>I'm not positive about the timing, but I assumed it was partly to distract from the "the wall is coming" memes Trump was posting.

Oh no, the GOP looks marginally hip, with the GoT references to the pop culture the kids are into! What can we do to counteract that? I know, accuse them of Footloose style prudishness and get the media to run with it! Prob solved.
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:31 PM (hvf9s)
________

It was 100% Manufactured by the left and MSM.

The RPOS's dancing video was making the rounds on 4chan for months and was already a dead meme.

The day it was forced as a fake meme it appeared on none of the meme Groypers or Apus that disseminate 4chan memes to Twitter normies.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (lel2R)

284 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.

Because we could put a free-standing door on the Canadian border and they would knock to see if it would be okay if they came in for a while. And they would bring cookies.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (VP1E6)

285 IT'S CALLED BURNING MAN BECAUSE THEY BURN A GIANT STATUE OF A MAN, BUT ACTUALLY IT'S THEIR CROTCHES THAT ARE BURNING WITH DISEASE AND PESTILENCE!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLINBURGER at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (q177U)

286 Burning Man tent sounds like the VD tent.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (9uM86)

yeah. zero part of me wants to take part in anything that involves a sex tent.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (GBteo)

287 I don't think it was what she expected.

----------

You mean people expect something else from Burning Man?

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (sX1BW)

288
Pelosi has a thing with her mouth that I have
officially diagnosed as the wrong lipstick brand and/or technique, such
that a ring builds up on the inside of her lip that she constantly needs
to rub off with the tip of her tongue.

I'm female, I know about these things.

I've
thought of doing a compilation video of dozens of clips of her trying
to chew and lick off that lipstick ring, but it would be very
time-consuming and probably only get a few views given my social media
invisibility, so...


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM
*********
She needs to hang out with more guys who wear kilts.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (dvH9o)

289 276 A friend of mine went a few years ago. She said it was horrific. Creepy dirty dudes trying to hook up with her the whole time and being super grungy and rapey.

I don't think it was what she expected.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:35 PM (GBteo)

=============

"Where's my Don Draper?!?!?"

"Feminists killed him and put on his skin."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (oh/Sd)

290 >>> People mistakenly think that Burning Man is a festival for drugged-out hippies. Not true. In actuality, it's a convention for venereal diseases

Truer words never spoken, Zombie!

I used to have a yuppie coworker that went every year, supposedly for the tech side of things. I refused to ask him any questions about went on there. Did not need to know what he was up to.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (hvf9s)

291 That they and CBS are accidentally telling the truth suggests they are seeing something they fear greater than hiding the truth at the behest of the left.

Like that the public IS blaming the Dems ...
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (TN1P5)

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The address last night was PDT successfully hanging the shutdown around Schemer and Nanzi's necks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (ffYR/)

292 278
263 The AP accidentally pointed out that the Dems refusal to fund the wall was equally to blame for the shutdown.



The rabid left then has responded that Trump's demand is like a
mugger or bank robber's demand-- that Trump is like a criminal and the
Dems are totally innocent victims.



That they and CBS are accidentally telling the truth suggests they
are seeing something they fear greater than hiding the truth at the
behest of the left.



Like that the public IS blaming the Dems ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:34 PM (TN1P5)



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Alternate 2019:



Jeb! became president, and this whole affair never came about
because he used his executive authority to declare that anyone who
showed up to the border be presented with $100,000 and citizenship
papers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

With a request to "Please clap!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

293 "We'll only build the northern wall after we fight off the white walkers."

Winter is coming

Posted by: Ned Stark at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (cqNba)

294 258 10 It's only rape, not rape-rape.
Posted by: Whoopi at January 09, 2019 12:57 PM (sLicW)

Yeah, that. It's not rape-rape if the 14 year old expects it and gets contraceptives and the sex is payment for transport.

So it's like... this isn't even a problem and anyone who fusses about it is probably a liar like Trump. /sarc

The sex slavery starts on the trip.

What I'd like to know, is why Democrats and liberals and brain dead feminists on my facebook refuse to admit that there is a problem that has to be solved.

Same with dragging small children across the desert, sick, so that they can die... which only matters if they die once we bring them to hospitals and the "caring" sorts can blame Trump for it.
Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (BD/yx)

If they are sick and/or dead then it's not rape.

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (tRLIC)

295 Hey, if you are a kid when you get here. We'll let you stay. OMG, look at all these kids coming across the border that the Republicans want to put in camps. - Democrats

A hard line saying no one gets in without following the law is more humane than what we have currently.

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (uTY3H)

296 A friend of mine went a few years ago. She said it was horrific. Creepy dirty dudes trying to hook up with her the whole time and being super grungy and rapey.

I don't think it was what she expected.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

What is this "burning man" you speak of?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 01:37 PM (FZYNt)

297 166
Don't forget, Mexico is the #2 country in the world producing kiddie porn.





Hmm. Who's #1



-----------



Fact Check: It's Woody Allen.

I'm sorry, no points can be awarded. The answer is "WHO is Woody Allen."

Posted by: Alex Trebec at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (xm5UF)

298 285 IT'S CALLED BURNING MAN BECAUSE THEY BURN A GIANT STATUE OF A MAN, BUT ACTUALLY IT'S THEIR CROTCHES THAT ARE BURNING WITH DISEASE AND PESTILENCE!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLINBURGER at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (q177U)

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Why did I read that in Drax's voice...?

OT movie news: Drax (Dave Bautista) will be the Beast Rabban in the new Dune movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (oh/Sd)

299

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

300 Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.


Because a white guy isn't getting welfare, so they ain't coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (9uM86)

301 Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++
CHA-CHING

Posted by: Divorce Lawyers at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)

302
Why would you need a sextant in the desert?? Isnt that an analog GPS for sailing vessels??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

303 MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

-------

MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)

304
What I'd like to know, is why Democrats and liberals
and brain dead feminists on my facebook refuse to admit that there is a
problem that has to be solved.



Same with dragging small children across the desert, sick, so that
they can die... which only matters if they die once we bring them to
hospitals and the "caring" sorts can blame Trump for it.
Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:33 PM (BD/yx

====

Sad news, when they do get around to admitting it, they declare that anyone THAT desperate to enter the US should be allowed to. It's a new lefty criminal theory trend called "desperation crime," which essentially decriminalizes crime.


Someone resorted to knocking over a bank? My GOD, the poor soul must have been desperate. Let him off the hook.

(I don't know what happens when someone is so *desperate* for revenge against their mother that they have to go on a serially raping spree, but I guess we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (mblbk)

305 Those Mexicans are pikers.

Posted by: UN Peacekeepers at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (5r0Mb)

306 Trump said 33 % of women.

Amnesty's 80-90 % includes all females. 9 year old girls are not women, but they are getting raped on that trip up of that you can be sure. It's a very good reason to deter people from starting the migration.

Any one of the reasons Trump gave were plenty to justify the wall and other border security measures.

One would have to be a monster to allow the situation to continue.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (kfcYC)

307 There's zero funny about rape, and Democrats own this. If the border was made more impenetrable, and it was less likely for people to get in illegally, they wouldn't make the trip.

Just one more thing we should be making them own.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (VpIIl)

308 299

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

And now he'll follow his dream of opening up Pedo Island 2.0

Posted by: Hikaru at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

309 245 I saw Labcoat Dicks open for They Might be Giants at the SUNY Binghamton Student Union in 1989.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (b0Mq7)

1989 TMBG is best TMBG

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (bcbK8)

310 299

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

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I just need to find a position under the courthouse during those proceedings. Money will be slipping through everyone's fingers as it gets negotiated back and forth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (oh/Sd)

311 You mean people expect something else from Burning Man?
Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (sX1BW)

She goes to a lot of music festivals, I think she was expecting a weirder version of that. I don't know, I didn't get too in to it, I just kind of laughed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (GBteo)

312 For those looking for interesting tidbits and analysis of the border crisis, the organized crime crisis that has resulted, as well as a clear-eyed view of the constitutional disaster of judicial lawlessness, check out Daniel Horowitz's twatters (RMConservative).


One interesting thing from today's spew: anecdotal talk from other agencies (ICE, DEA, DHS) that the FBI is the most broken federal LE agency, on these issues (cartels, trafficking, etc). Yeah, intramural agency trash talk is always highly suspect, but ..... Anyway, what Horowitz *seems* to be implying, though he doesn't say so explicitly, is that the $$$$ and physical menace of the cartels is resulting in infiltration/compromise of domestic law enforcement, at all levels.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (QDnY+)

313
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (AzW6q)


Yeah, I took a look at it when I awoke briefly inntge middle of the night. Excellent work!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

314 Don't think they stopped raping after they snuck in here.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (Y274z)

315 232 and remember during the great college rape apocolypse debates of a few years ago, where college girls were being raped in greater frequency than during the rawandan genocides...all rape stats are under reported.

so, if anything, the numbers are greater.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all!


Ah, the ol' Date Rape Apocalypse. Good times, good times.

Seriously, the very DAY after California passed its "third party rape report" law (meaning that a third (uninvolved) party can report any suspected rape to the police, ADN the police must then publicly acknowledge the report in a press release), there were 35 rapes reported on the UC campus -- more rapes reported in one afternoon than in the previous decade combined.

And the activists DEMANDED that all the rapes be reported on the police Web site and then in all the newspapers. Which duly happened.

Result? Zero prosecutions. Zero investigations. Why/ Because ALL 35 rapes were reported NOT by the victims, but by "third parties," who did things like call the police and say, "There is a party happening at the Theta Epsilon frat tonight! Girls are drunk! And drunk girls by law cannot give consent! Therefore, girls are getting raped at that party! Send police cruisers and arrest those patriarchal frat boys for perpetuating Rape Culture!"

Then, as suddenly as it had appeared, the Rape Apocalypse evaporated. A week later, the umber of rapes reported on campus has once again dropped to zero.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

316 303
MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)



-------



MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)
Think Jeff strayed? Or is this one of those "amicable" divorces?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)

317 So still no polls out bout the speech last night?

Damn....Trump must have done good.

Posted by: Ned Stark at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (cqNba)

318 yeah. zero part of me wants to take part in anything that involves a sex tent.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:36 PM (GBteo)

Dat Appalachian Trail tho.

Posted by: literally serious at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (tRLIC)

319 264 Broken Rubber is a U.S. Military code phrase meaning one of our co-ed nuclear submarines has gone rogue rouge.

fixt

Posted by: WoW players everywhere at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (xGZ+b)

320 What exactly do you expect when you hear about Burning Man? Happy Eloi tribesman dancing and playing in green fields? How the hell did you get that picture.


Also, there is a tech side to burning man? I always got the idea that it was like that island retreat story from a few years ago: lots of mud, maybe some tents and a lot of Morlocks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (ycWCI)

321 303 MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

-------

MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)

And that is probably why she stuck around as long as she did.

Also rumor has it Jeff is 'fishing off the company' pond, but that's just gossip from folks I know who still work at AMZ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK8)

322 And Martians.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:32 PM (cqNba)

*gets a shifty-eyed look and puts his human mask back on.*

And a fine job they did of it, too!

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (J+mig)

323 So Yeb was right, immigration is love. Or at least fornication of minors. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (2LelM)

324 315
Then, as suddenly as it had appeared, the Rape Apocalypse evaporated. A week later, the umber of rapes reported on campus has once again dropped to zero.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

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And yet, the damage had been done. Women everywhere were more willing to think of themselves as rape victims than before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (q8oeS)

325 Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way

Damn, those are great odds! Sign me up for the next three caravans...

Posted by: Guatemalan 'Refugees' at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (dBiBP)

326 Call your HORman and senator, ESPECIALLY if they are brain dead democrats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (pw+jk)

327 Yeah, I took a look at it when I awoke briefly inntge middle of the night. Excellent work!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

--------

Thanks - I'll start busting out draw cards, deeds and money next. Hopefully I can get started this evening, but unlikely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (AzW6q)

328 282
Das a tasty morsel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (LkzOc)

329 >>> The lure of an open border + promise that if you send a kid unaccompanied = citizenship for kiddo, then the family after that created an incentive for poor families to send their kid with coyotes. Did some of them know what might happen? Likely. However, did the kids agree to that???

And this is why I think that every parent who drags their kid across the border, putting them in that kind of danger, should be arrested for child abuse. Especially the ones that then try to use their kids as a prop shield for moral superiority.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (hvf9s)

330 > People mistakenly think that Burning Man is a festival for drugged-out hippies. Not true. In actuality, it's a convention for venereal diseases

Truer words never spoken, Zombie!

https://youtu.be/TfHCxIiZ_4M

Monty Python-- Medical Love Song. Warning, gross.

Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (e28up)

331 "FACT CHECK: Between 60 percent and 80 percent of female migrants traveling through Mexico are raped along the way, Amnesty International estimates."

FACT CHECK UPDATE: But 92% of Mexican national females are raped in Mexico, which means that it's safer to be a female migrant in Mexico. So, female migrants are safer traveling through Mexico than women who live there! ORANGE MAN WRONG!

Posted by: CBS Atttaaaack Waaatch!! at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (U96rM)

332 so drug money corrupts cop shops...I'm not surprised

Talk to Mueller about that.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Y274z)

333 Ultra smart progressive journo at CBS: Ha! Look at this. Gotta post this, we got Trump on another lie. Only 60-80% of women are raped, not 1 in 3.

CBS intern for whom there is yet hope: Ummm, excuse me, sir, but 60-80% represents a higher number than 1 in 3.

Journo: (puzzled) You sure about that? Math can be racist, you know. Be careful what you say around here.

CBS intern: I'm sure.

Journo: Well, don't leave it up there. Take it down!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (zmIJL)

334 President Trump Signs Anti-Human Trafficking Legislation

. . . and has a back-and-forth with Jonathan Karl.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y5hx2x

One of several anti-trafficking laws he has signed in 2019.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Q7mSB)

335 215
So. Do those coyotes take orders? I need me a hot Mexican girlfriend. English not mandatory. Is Daisy Fuentes available? Jennifer Lopez? How
bout Salma Hayek?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)"
----------------------------------------
I hate to tell you this but none of the above is of Mexican/Central American descent.
Daisy is Cuban, J-Lo is Nuyorican, and Salma is Lebanese.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Rxduq)

336 Another sock fail!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (cqNba)

337 Yes, I've found rubbers tight, but I don't believe rubbers break with the frequency that everyone claims. I think people just say that when they have unprotected sex and don't want people to know.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

338 321
303 MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)



-------



MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)



And that is probably why she stuck around as long as she did.



Also rumor has it Jeff is 'fishing off the company' pond, but that's just gossip from folks I know who still work at AMZ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK
If true.... Hey Jeff: that huge check you will be writing? It's called "The screwing you get for the screwing you got."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

339 298 OT movie news: Drax (Dave Bautista) will be the Beast Rabban in the new Dune movie.

maybe they can get sting to be the baron this time

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (xGZ+b)

340 >>J-Lo is Nuyorican


heh

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (5r0Mb)

341 Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

---------------

So now instead of being the wealthiest man on the planet, he will be one the two world's wealthiest people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (ffYR/)

342 FACT CHECK: Actually, 'open borders' is a rape magnet.

Posted by: Amnesty International at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (Ibwur)

343 Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

===========

I just need to find a position under the courthouse during those proceedings. Money will be slipping through everyone's fingers as it gets negotiated back and forth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (oh/Sd)

We could tunnel under it....

Posted by: Ben Rumson at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

344 339 298 OT movie news: Drax (Dave Bautista) will be the Beast Rabban in the new Dune movie.

maybe they can get sting to be the baron this time
Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (xGZ+b)

============

I hear that offers are out to Hillary for that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (q8oeS)

345 So still no polls out bout the speech last night?

Damn....Trump must have done good.
Posted by: Ned Stark at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (cqNba)

---------

Yup.

One of my rapid lefty social media friends quipped "So Trump remembered to take his Ritalin. Good for him".

He rocked it.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

346 Think Jeff strayed? Or is this one of those "amicable" divorces?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)
+++++++++
Might matter in magnitude but not in essence. There is about to be a *lot* of money moving around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (I2dne)

347 "334
President Trump Signs Anti-Human Trafficking Legislation



. . . and has a back-and-forth with Jonathan Karl.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8y5hx2x



One of several anti-trafficking laws he has signed in 2019.

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Q7mSB)"
...
Largely unreported in the press, there have been multiple mass arrests on Trump's watch that *each* involved hundreds of arrests and hundreds of rescued minors.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (eAshZ)

348 Take the dollar figure for all of the drugs coming into the US, take ten percent of that and imagine it is going into the reelection coffers of both parties as 'contributions' (bribes), and then tell me about how immoral the wall is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (0TYt/)

349 337 Yes, I've found rubbers tight, but I don't believe rubbers break with the frequency that everyone claims. I think people just say that when they have unprotected sex and don't want people to know.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

Yeah, I think I've only had a condom break once...

Oh, and guess what? I immediately knew it broke.

I don't know how all these guys are breaking so many condoms and not realizing it broke.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (GBteo)

350 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (1XAal)

351 I hate to tell you this but none of the above is of Mexican/Central American descent.
Daisy is Cuban, J-Lo is Nuyorican, and Salma is Lebanese.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Rxduq)


Close enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (U96rM)

352 316 303
MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)



-------



MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)
Think Jeff strayed? Or is this one of those "amicable" divorces?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)

Again, just a rumor among Amazonians but...yeah.

Jeff got rich, started working out hard, taking some fun fitness chemicals and....yeah. Doinking with his dongle where he shouldn't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (bcbK8)

353 >>You mean people expect something else from Burning Man?


I read there is now a separate VIP section of Burning Man, where the uber-rich techies like Eric Schmidt party in nicer, if no less kinkier, tents and whatnot.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

354 345
Yup.

One of my rapid lefty social media friends quipped "So Trump remembered to take his Ritalin. Good for him".

He rocked it.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

===========

Althouse highlighted a comment from WaPo that said that last night was like a serial killer putting on the mask of a normal person to appear in the day.

It was a weird metaphor that I sort of understood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (q8oeS)

355 MacKenzie Bezos is about to get a yuuuuuuuge paycheck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 01:39 PM (AzW6q)



And that is probably why she stuck around as long as she did.



Also rumor has it Jeff is 'fishing off the company' pond, but that's just gossip from folks I know who still work at AMZ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK
If true.... Hey Jeff: that huge check you will be writing? It's called "The screwing you get for the screwing you got."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

And she's a 1.

About to become a MOST sought after MILF.

Posted by: Ben Rumson at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

356 What if it's just one woman is raped?

Is that ok?

And we know it is more than one.

And we could prevent her rape by closing the border.

Meaning: The Dems want women to be raped...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (TN1P5)

357 Mexican rapists kinda put that entire Rep. Tlaib accusation re Trump in a new light...the real motherfuckers are Mexican men.

Libtards are always projecting and just missing the mark.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (Y274z)

358 339 298 OT movie news: Drax (Dave Bautista) will be the Beast Rabban in the new Dune movie.

maybe they can get sting to be the baron this time
Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (xGZ+b)

Good casting, I think. I don't have high expectations overall, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (bcbK8)

359 The Kellyanne Conway video clip posted yesterday was awesome.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (Pqytn)

360 The next step - a stern talking to with amnesty international about reporting things that make immigration look bad....

Posted by: Science at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (AJj50)

361 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (9vQJW)

362 356 What if it's just one woman is raped?

Is that ok?

And we know it is more than one.

And we could prevent her rape by closing the border.

Meaning: The Dems want women to be raped...
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (TN1P5)

===========

That logic feels eerily familiar...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (q8oeS)

363 imma ask again. what happens when they breach the 30ft wall? do they win? do we defend the border? can guns be involved?

Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (XTiHL)

364 We could tunnel under it....
Posted by: Ben Rumson at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM


********

Just don't start singing!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (dvH9o)

365 Other SC justices who have missed oral arguments:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8zt9nkm

Posted by: m at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (Q7mSB)

366 254 "If you read the whole article, they blame Climate Change! for one of the reasons of local snail die-offs. "


That's what took out the Passenger Pigeons.

And almost wiped out the Bison.

And Martians.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2019 01:32 PM (cqNba)

No no. It was the White Patriarchy that killed the Bison. I know because anytime some Greenie Weenie says something about eating meat being the cause of APGW, I just knowingly shake my head and say, "I know, it's staggering how much greenhouse gas those animals produce. Thank God we killed off the Buffalo."

Then I take a step back and watch their face seize up.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (jp0Bv)

367 358
Good casting, I think. I don't have high expectations overall, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (bcbK

===========

Denis Villeneuve!!!!

Enough for me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (q8oeS)

368 Also rumor has it Jeff is 'fishing off the company' pond, but that's just gossip from folks I know who still work at AMZ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK
If true.... Hey Jeff: that huge check you will be writing? It's called "The screwing you get for the screwing you got."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 09, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

And she's a 1.

About to become a MOST sought after MILF.
Posted by: Ben Rumson at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah, totally a 1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:46 PM (bcbK8)

369 the $$$$ and physical menace of the cartels is resulting in infiltration/compromise of domestic law enforcement, at all levels.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (QDnY+)

This is an issue in Texas. They are bringing in agents from further north in the state and the cartels *still* have envelopes with photos of the agents' families and personal info and instructions to be "somewhere else" on a given day. There is very much a "silver or lead, pick one." that makes it hard for even the most honest agent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (uquGJ)

370 Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos said he and his wife MacKenzie have decided to divorce after 25 years of marriage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2019 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

They'll share custody of the Washington Post. Every week, the Post will publish an editorial by one of them, sniping at the other. Next week, the other will snipe back.

Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (7PLM4)

371 and Salma is Lebanese.


I had no idea she swung that way. My dreams are crushed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

372 So now instead of being the wealthiest man on the planet, he will be one the two world's wealthiest people.

-------------

Who knows how things are actually owned and structured. But why shouldn't she be entitled to much of the wealth.

Posted by: SH at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

373 This is very simple economics.
Illegal invaders cost American Citizens $135 billion a year.

The wall will eventually cost $25 billion total.
Payback in 9.6 weeks.
Beat that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (pw+jk)

374 NOOD, in case you were wondering.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 01:47 PM (F4u7C)

375 I read there is now a separate VIP section of Burning Man, where the uber-rich techies like Eric Schmidt party in nicer, if no less kinkier, tents and whatnot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 01:45 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++++++
It's a different show. It's like Burning Man, except smaller and only for the elites. It's called "Further Future." It came out of elite exclusive zones at Burning Man (which they may still have), but there was apparently some tension and so the elites decided to make their own.

Eric Schmidt of Google was there, wearing a mirrored suit. Because the elites are just *so* cool.
https://tinyurl.com/zk3zo37

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (I2dne)

376 It's "80% of women are raped" when THEY want you to believe that--just like its a "humanitarian crises" or a "national emergency" at the border when THEY say it is.
It's like we have to let people in because they are leaving SHITHOLE countries---but YOU can't say "shithole countries."

They want to control the language.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (NFEMn)

377 335
Not a problem Marg. Im a big tent guy. I ll take hotties from anywhere.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (LkzOc)

378 We could tunnel under it....

Posted by: Ben Rumson at January 09, 2019 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

================
Sing it, brother ... wait, don't!

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

379 pixy Hates my phone

Posted by: Yo! at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (1XAal)

380 335
215

So. Do those coyotes take orders? I need me a hot Mexican
girlfriend. English not mandatory. Is Daisy Fuentes available? Jennifer
Lopez? How

bout Salma Hayek?



Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 09, 2019 01:26 PM (LkzOc)"

----------------------------------------

I hate to tell you this but none of the above is of Mexican/Central American descent.

Daisy is Cuban, J-Lo is Nuyorican, and Salma is Lebanese.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2019 01:42 PM (Rxduq)
One more reason to take the Innes Sainz upgrade! La Authentica Enchilada!http://www.rivercityvibe.com/?tag=ines-sainz

Posted by: Coyote Hot Chick order department clerk at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (37IEG)

381 >>> Then, you have an MSNBC reporterette asking Mike Pence why we don't have a border wall with Canada.

Because the minute we built it, a zombie white walker dragon will just come and burn it down, duh!!!

Posted by: Millennial SJWs marathoning GoT at January 09, 2019 01:48 PM (hvf9s)

382 CBS
The Conventional Broadcasting Network.
NBC
the Narrative Broadcasting Network

ABC? I got nothing...

Posted by: vivi at January 09, 2019 01:49 PM (11H2y)

383 Suppose it's just more of the same in an era of orwellian surreality in public affairs, lies and ignorance displacing common sense and basic values, but yes, the moral component to this is yuuuuge. One of the worst humanitarian crises in the world has been ongoing for years, 100% attributable to America's political class (which refuses to secure the border and normalize immigration enforcement), and the dumb/ignorant/fanatical % of American voters who inadvertently or deliberately support these disastrous policies. With the support of cynical/stupid/malignant (?) "human rights" and religious organizations/churches.


The opioid crisis, with its incredible death toll, the violence of organized crime drug distribution networks (now the dominant source of violence in the US), the death toll from illegal alien DUI and other crime, the social services and public services burdens.


And America's political class is so useless and corrupt, and America's electorate is so lazy, uninformed, and selfish, that it took Donald Effing Trump to smash his way into office to attempt to contain the raging fire.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:49 PM (QDnY+)

384 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
1h
DEVELOPING: Justice Dept has seized the 2016-2017 emails sent by indicted Fusion GPS client Natalya Veselnitskaya in the Prevezon case. Do they reveal communications b/t Glenn Simpson & Veselnitskaya re June 9, 2016, Trump Tower meeting?Do they contradict Simpson's sworn denials?

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 09, 2019 01:49 PM (BqBId)

385 Funny thing is if you go to

http://cbsnews.com/factcheck

You now get their fact check site, with a bull crap headline.

If you read their fact checks, point by point, they can't find a fact that does not check.

Hilarious.

Posted by: scottst at January 09, 2019 01:50 PM (ojBxe)

386 the $$$$ and physical menace of the cartels is resulting in infiltration/compromise of domestic law enforcement, at all levels.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2019 01:40 PM (QDnY+)

Aren't the Zetas ex military and LEO?

Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:50 PM (7PLM4)

387 ABC? I got nothing...
Posted by: vivi at January 09, 2019 01:49 PM (11H2y)
*******
All Bullshit Channel

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 09, 2019 01:50 PM (BqBId)

388 Si, senior we gabs boobies. It is the way of the Banditos.


Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

Leave that young, fresh one alone. She'll fetch maybe 20 good horses from the Commanche. If any of you have to, use the old woman there (Pelosi).

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 01:51 PM (QLvwG)

389 About two weeks ago I saw for the first time a commercial about human trafficking urging people to report it. I'm thinking that it is worse than we know.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (G+Wff)

390 72 Schumer's left eye is all fucked up, like he had a mini stroke or something.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

He saw Nancy nude. Like catching a glimpse of the Gorgon.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

391 I watched... most... of the speech from a video hosted by USA Today. They stuck "fact checks" up over the video as it ran.

The first one... Trump claimed that increased taxes from the new trade deal with Mexico would pay for the wall. Yet experts have said that the increased taxes will not be enough to pay for the whole wall.

I had JUST WATCHED Trump say "in part".

A later "fact check"... Trump said bla bla bla amount of drugs come over the border but IN FACT most of it comes through check-points on roads in Really Big Trucks.

Right... because Trump totally said that wasn't where it came over the border when he mentioned better detection technology or whatever.

This morning getting blood drawn they had ABC on the television... Trump's address was "riddled with factual inaccuracies"... after all, he said it was an EPIDEMIC and IN FACT there's an all time low (except for this year it's higher, but never mind that it's still low) number of contacts at the border between all these horrible people and border enforcement.

They are fact checking the word "epidemic" and disagreeing that "epidemic" is an appropriate description.

They aren't fact checks, they're counter-arguments.

And I feel like a stupid baby for even being upset about being lied to so baldly. But I am.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (BD/yx)

392
People mistakenly think that Burning Man is a festival for drugged-out hippies. Not true. In actuality, it's a convention for venereal diseases -- the people are merely the chauffeurs driving the spirochetes and viruses to the orgy.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2019 01:30 PM (c+2jX)


I didn't want to go, but in a brief moment of weakness at my computer, my VD took control and booked me into the place with non-refundable reservations!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

393 143 135 Sears is still clinging on to life like RBG.

Yeah, everyone wants to shop at Bankruptcy General.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (8erNz)

Everybody's waiting around for the bankruptcy sale.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

394 389 About two weeks ago I saw for the first time a commercial about human trafficking urging people to report it. I'm thinking that it is worse than we know.
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (G+Wff)

Billboards in Albuquerque have been advertising this for years. iirc, the state agency paying for them was the agriculture department, though the billboards always show a huddled girl rather than a farm worker.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 09, 2019 01:55 PM (BD/yx)

395 393 143 135 Sears is still clinging on to life like RBG.

Yeah, everyone wants to shop at Bankruptcy General.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2019 01:15 PM (8erNz)

Everybody's waiting around for the bankruptcy sale.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 09, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

They want the real estate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 09, 2019 01:56 PM (bcbK8)

396
The only guy that I knew who regularly attended Burning Man was a surprisingly clean-cut bartender at my old watering hole who I later found out (from his illegal alien Irish ex-girlfriend) had a pierced dick.

And later, after I started cleaning up my act and quit barhopping, I found out that he'd died from a heroin OD.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2019 02:02 PM (+aReV)

397 That's what took out the Passenger Pigeons.



And almost wiped out the Bison.



And Martians.


And snipers.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clint...zzzz at January 09, 2019 02:09 PM (LL1Be)

398 Aren't the Zetas ex military and LEO?
Posted by: Vanya at January 09, 2019 01:50 PM (7PLM4)

Rumors I've heard say they were originally a rogue special forces unit. They've probably been bulking up their numbers with low-rent thugs since, but they might be passing on their training to new recruits.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 09, 2019 02:09 PM (J+mig)

399 A friend of mine reports on border activity for a major national news site. Many years ago he told me that 80% of female illegal immigrants between the age 14 and 30 were sexually assaulted. The immigration issue is not just about immigration - it's a humanitarian and sexual abuse problem.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 09, 2019 02:59 PM (0nEhF)

400 Funny thing is that all the fact checks they did on PDT proved him right except steel for concrete which the dems deny...but then they would, wouldn't they?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 09, 2019 04:24 PM (guOXV)

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