Hawaiian Judge Overruled on Trump's Transgender Ban in the Military

Well, the original judge wasn't technically Hawaiian. But she was/is a Hawaiian judge in spirit.

An appeals court has reversed xer.

Halfway through Obama's last year in office, the military also began the process to end the ban on transgenders serving in the military. Trump, however, vowed to "get away from political correctness” in the military, deferring such decisions to "the generals, the admirals, the people on top." Trump announced a full ban on transgenders in the military in June 2017, before Obama’s policy would take effect. But Trump's ban was blocked by a federal judge in October 2017.

The appeals court lift the ban on transgenders serving as transgenders, noting that transgenders are allowed to serve (under Mattis' formulation of Trump's directive) in the capacity of their actual biological sex. In other words, Bradley Manning could not serve as Chelsea Manning, but he could serve as Bradley Manning, even if he identifies as transgender.

I'm not actually sure what the hell that means in the real world. I think it means that you're still allowed to dress up like Klinger so long as you still use the men's bathrooms, barracks, and showers.

The ban isn't actually fully lifted, though, as other Hawaiian judges (not all of which are actually from Hawaii) still have their own injunctions on the policy. Trump is seeking an expedited Supreme Court review to clear up this newest spate of Judicial #Resistance.


Love Whoever You Want

Even if it's super-weird.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:48 PM




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1 Of course.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 05:48 PM (ffYR/)

2 Love Wins!

Or something.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:48 PM (m0ex2)

3 This aggression will not stand.

Posted by: CPL Klinger at January 08, 2019 05:49 PM (m0ex2)

4 Don't drop the soap.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 05:50 PM (hjaPQ)

5 So lawfare is still working?

Good.

Getting G11 ammo is hard AF

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

6 In the future, all judges will be Hawaiian for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

7 Hawaiian Judge is a classification, not a geographical title.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (39g3+)

8 Maybe it would be a good idea not to allow crazy people into the armed services?

Yeah, I know, crazy talk!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

9 As it should be. They were a drain on the DoD in so many ways.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (3H9h1)

10 top ten?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (Dhht7)

11 ehhh... yeah.

Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo)

12 Still don't see why anyone ever thought it was a great idea to put a population with such an elevated percentage of suicide in charge of deadly weapons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)

13 I'm so nostalgic for the 80's when women in the military was still controversial and sucking cock would get a guy kicked out of uniform.

But then, I'm toxic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

14 Lighten up Francis/Francine

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

15 considering what the left thinks about you and me owning guns, I'm not sure why they would have no problem giving a gun to a guy who thinks he's a woman.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (ZqRa6)

16 Draining the snake here, Boss.

Posted by: Klinger in the Women 's Restroom at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (m0ex2)

17 11 ehhh... yeah.

Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo)

As far as numbers? Not yet, numbers are still low.

But they make a lot of noise to make up for that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

18 oh for fuck's sake
Second look at Islam?

Posted by: fb at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (JVEmw)

19 *sigh*

Not technically off-topic, as it concerns the blog itself. So meta-topic. Whatever.

I'm getting an add for that shittacular "young sheldon" show every time i load the site.

Which forces me to ask: Which one of you knuckledraggers was talking about that show earlier today? These ad-bot-trawlers are just so, so... soooo painfully red-barrels-in-a-first-person-shooter lazy. It must have been brought up by one of y'all.

I'm sure we're about two weeks away from seeing ads for Penis Mightiers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (Ct55T)

20 I am disappointed how optimistic and unimaginative all those distopian sci-fi writers I read as a child have turned out, in retrospect.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (LWu6U)

21 The military should not be used as a social experiment. It's for killing and blowing up things in the defense of the nation. Anything that detracts from that mission should be banned. If there comes a time where a transgender is specifically needed , I'm sure we could rustle one up at that time.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (0/zKO)

22 I don't understand people's take on this.

1) Trump administration applies ban to tranny soldiers
2) Hawaiian judge blocks ban
3) Federal court lifts injunction.

And this is... bad?? The told her she was wrong and reversed her decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

23

All the waste relief and recreation spaces on the MV Raging Queen are not only unisex, they are mandatory polysex, so I suggest you get lubed up before you go in. Otherwise, you can use the shit lines on the bow-sprit...

Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (n2qRY)

24 I'm sure we're about two weeks away from seeing ads for Penis Mightiers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (Ct55T)

My failure to invent one is my greatest regret...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

25 Well don't be shocked if SCOTUS decides, "nah, bro" on expedited consideration of the cases. They've shown themselves quite blase about lower court usurpation of executive power, and have rejected expedited treatment on an urgent immigration-related case.


And, of course, there doesn't appear to be the slightest chance the administration will repudiate the lawless courts, no matter the damage to the country, to include deaths and injuries occurring while obviously legit, lawful policies are blocked by lawless judges.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

26 Let's take a few minutes and think about the money we spent on this social experiment.

It wasn't cheap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (3H9h1)

27 The good news is that there are fresh chocolate chip cookies ready, straight from the oven.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (m0ex2)

28 What we have here is a toxic judiciary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (B2yuv)

29 Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?
---
Do you think you'd have a different view if you had to share your bed with a tranny? Because that's about what some deployments are like.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (hjaPQ)

30
Rubs one off.

A lotto scratcher. From the gas station.

Posted by: Tonopah at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (g9U+S)

31 17 11 ehhh... yeah.

Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo)

As far as numbers? Not yet, numbers are still low.

But they make a lot of noise to make up for that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK

Best to nip this in the bud. Prevent it from becoming a problem. A brophylactic measure, if you will.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

32 It's still got to be disturbing when a guy comes swishing into the field showers wearing a lace thong.

Posted by: Sooner at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (Fs5vw)

33 We have pics of the judge:

https://tinyurl.com/ybnp338o

Oops, that's not him? Well I'm sure it's a very close resemblance.

(Seriously though, talk about a sad life.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)

34 Annnnd... back on topic:

If they were to re-boot M*A*S*H these days, Klinger would be the only one -not- crossdressing, in his vain attempt to score a section 8.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (Ct55T)

35 Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo)

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All this ever was is just another social division tactic to be used by the JEF.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (ffYR/)

36 Do you think you'd have a different view if you had to share your bed with a tranny? Because that's about what some deployments are like.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (hjaPQ)

So in this situation we're talking about a biological female who claims to be a man?

I don't know. Guess it depended what she looked like.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (GBteo)

37 Alex Salvi
@alexsalvinews
#BREAKING on @OANN: Broward Sheriff Scott Israel says he is being removed from office by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for his response to the Parkland massacre. #OANN

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM (BqBId)

38 The penis mightier than the sword?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 05:55 PM (LWu6U)

39
Well, the original judge wasn't technically Hawaiian.

But she was fat and played the ukulele.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)

40 Its truly shocking to me that there was not a national outcry of rage against the Sheriff's Department handling of the shootings. Seriously, how did this not resonate with people. The cops showed up and... did NOTHING??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (39g3+)

41 What are the actual numbers on transexuals in the military? I have never encountered one. I could add "...that I know of", but the few I saw in news articles looked like guys with a close shave and some lipstick.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (kQs4Y)

42 First and foremost, a transgender in your unit is going to be a huge distraction. And all those testosterone fueled young men may not like being associated with you. Something like that could lead to real harm to the individual.
Secondly, many of them will expect the US military to pay for their transitioning at huge cost.

Lastly, why are we catering to such a small percentage of mentally ill people? I'd be dog gone terrified of someone like that who is supposed to be watching my six. And for more than one reason.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (gEvQ8)

43
The Judicial branch sure seems to have taken on the we are the more equal than other branches idea.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (r+sAi)

44 New Tranny Thread
Posted by: garrett
----------

At least you didn't say 'Nood tranny thread'.

Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (2ENQq)

45 "I'm getting an add for that shittacular "young sheldon" show every time i load the site.

Which forces me to ask: Which one of you knuckledraggers was talking about that show earlier today? These ad-bot-trawlers are just so, so... soooo painfully red-barrels-in-a-first-person-shooter lazy. It must have been brought up by one of y'all.

I'm sure we're about two weeks away from seeing ads for Penis Mightiers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (Ct55T) "

Jeopardy has the stupid kid actor read a question around once a week. He's a little ponce.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (oZ6kz)

46 The penis mightier than the sword?

"Keep going..."
--Sean Connery

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (39g3+)

47 My Dad served 30 years in the military. First in the Army Air Force then the Air Force when it became a separate branch. One of his duties was to escort discovered homos to the front gate. He lost count over the years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (OG7NC)

48 >>Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?


Well. The Military will be forced to pay for reassignment surgery / treatment.

So.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (m0ex2)

49 I identify as a plesiosaur, and demand you pay for me reassignment surgery!

Posted by: Trannysaurus Rex at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

50 The Judicial branch sure seems to have taken on the we are the more equal than other branches idea.

How? They reversed the original judge's ruling that Trump couldn't ban trannies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (39g3+)

51 You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)

52 I can't believe nobody has made jokes about the Navy yet.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (yL25O)

53 39, "But she was fat and played the ukulele."

Genoa Keawe?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (CeJUf)

54 Looks like Sheriff Israel will now be forced to hide under his desk at home.

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (HrSJb)

55 TexasDan, Village People beat us to it 40 years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (miE9U)

56 Well. The Military will be forced to pay for reassignment surgery / treatment.

So.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (m0ex2)
---
And there you have the real reason.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)

57 Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Threw a rod.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 05:59 PM (9uM86)

58 >>Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread?


Borg Warner is now going by 'Cheryl Warner'.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:59 PM (m0ex2)

59 One of his duties was to escort discovered homos to the front gate. He lost count over the years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
-----------

Well, Air Force, so....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (2ENQq)

60 I can't believe nobody has made jokes about the Navy yet.
Posted by: TexasDan


"In the Navy
You can sail the seven seas!
In the Navy

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (9uM86)

61 Some small amount of women could perform better than some of the male soldiers in combat roles but it's not necessary. We have enough males in this country where we don't have to put women in combat roles. We're not limited like Israel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (0/zKO)

62 'Scuse me while I purge my manliness.

Posted by: oh yeah at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

63 48 >>Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?


Well. The Military will be forced to pay for reassignment surgery / treatment.

So.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:57 PM (m0ex2)

...

Maybe we can have them all done by the surgeons-in-training. Blindfolded and drunk.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (yL25O)

64 garrett, Spot on.

No on should have to serve with a nut job looking for lifestyle payday.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (B2yuv)

65 57 Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Threw a rod.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 05:59 PM (9uM86)

Blew a seal

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

66 I am picturing how General Patton would have dealt with this.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (vmAQh)

67 Borg Warner is now going by 'Cheryl Warner'.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 05:59 PM (m0ex2)

Allison is still just Allison.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (Ct55T)

68

How do you separate the men from the boys on the MV Raging Queen?

You don't! Ahoy!

Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (n2qRY)

69 22 I don't understand people's take on this.

1) Trump administration applies ban to tranny soldiers
2) Hawaiian judge blocks ban
3) Federal court lifts injunction.

And this is... bad?? The told her she was wrong and reversed her decision.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)



I think we are all just angry that such judges exist.

Solution: Four more years of Trump and eight of Pence or someone similar, with senate majorities of Real Republicans all that time. But that's not likely....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (ujg0T)

70 59 One of his duties was to escort discovered homos to the front gate. He lost count over the years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
-----------

Well, Air Force, so....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:00 PM (2ENQq)

The mani-pedis weren't the giveaway they were in other branches of service.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

71 The Judicial branch sure seems to have taken on the we are the more equal than other branches idea.

How? They reversed the original judge's ruling that Trump couldn't ban trannies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I think they meant before that when the judge DID stop Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (9uM86)

72 Trump's ban on transgenders in the military plays directly into Putin's hands!

I call for a special counsel to investigate allegations in a new dossier I paid for that claims Trump and Putin concocted this ban on transgenders in a Finnish sauna while consorting with defecating prostitutes!

Furthermore, Mr. Soros has agreed to fund a new conservative web site defending the conservative principle that a conservative military must include transgenders!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol - Paolo is Bull Work's most indefatigable contributor! at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (DuAZ5)

73 New Senate Judiciary comm will not meet for another week.

These Clowns move like turtles on Judges

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (HrSJb)

74 So, how many divisions does the Hawai'ian court have?

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (fD23g)

75 Lying or just dumb but whatever,she has nice tits...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318023/

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (BXMxN)

76 How do you separate the men from the boys on the MV Raging Queen?

You don't! Ahoy!
Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 06:01 PM (n2qRY)

--------------

With a crowbar.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (ffYR/)

77 It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy DickTape.

Posted by: Bumpersticker at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (m0ex2)

78 Minnfidel, Patton would deal with it by claiming he was Cleopatra in a past life. :-P

(Seriously, I've heard and read that outside of his military career, George was a bit soft in the head.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

79 It's Captain Ma'am! It is Captain Ma'am!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (4ErVI)

80 Silly judge....traps are for pron!

Posted by: DocCreep at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (6VMIg)

81 "I'm not actually sure what the hell that means in the real world. I
think it means that you're still allowed to dress up like Klinger so
long as you still use the men's bathrooms, barracks, and showers."
...
Doesn't work like that. If you serve as a dude, you use the dude facilities, wear the dude uniforms, and follow the dude grooming regulations. If you want to dress and act as someone else, you do it on your time.


The thing that is really frustrating about this is that 20 years ago this was all a non-issue - act like an adult and you're fine. I shared quarters - tents - in the field with the opposite sex, sometimes peers, sometimes my direct superiors, and nobody gave a shit. And nobody would give a shit as long as you reported in the right uniform, had the right haircut, did your damn job, didn't screw people you're not supposed to screw, and didn't do anything medically that would impact your ability to deploy.

A big overlooked thing here; there are already pretty large differences regarding who can deploy where, and for how long without access to things like showers, and with what medical conditions. You can't hand-wave that shit away; either you can last a month without a shower without becoming a hygiene casualty, or you can't. If you haven't performed medical shennanigans, then your deployability is what you were born with. If you have, you're basically on permanent desk duty.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (eAshZ)

82 How the hell did we ever get to the point judges get to overrule the President?

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (/rm4P)

83 Some small amount of women could perform better than some of the male soldiers in combat roles but it's not necessary. We have enough males in this country where we don't have to put women in combat roles. We're not limited like Israel.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Equality. Is. A. Stone. Cold. Bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (9uM86)

84 75 Lying or just dumb but whatever,she has nice tits...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318023/
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (BXMxN)

Well, jeez, if he's that hard up, why doesn't she give him a quick bridge loan? After all, she's making the big bucks now. And she knows he's good for it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (GBteo)

85 I swear I saw a adam's apple on Lady Gaga the other night, next to her full body tattoo's. Man is he ugly

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (HrSJb)

86 'Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread? '

Smoked a clutch

Posted by: oh yeah at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (UdKB7)

87 Wasn't Patton one of those boys whose mother dressed as a girl for the first few years? Kind of a weird Victorian thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (kQs4Y)

88 The dems are so full of shit. Menendez is already saying the the address tonight will be all lies.

Posted by: Sooner at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Fs5vw)

89 82. skip they did it to Bush 1 and 2 also

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (HrSJb)

90 >> 'Anyhow, what happened the old tranny thread? '


Blew a SEAL

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (m0ex2)

91 Oh, and fans of judicial tyranny need not be much troubled by this small reversal.


Another federal judge has issued an injunction against deportation of a large number of Cambodian criminal aliens ..... without a 2-week "warning". These are criminals with final deportation orders. Their cases have been through the whole, extensive process. Their deportations have been ordered. But a judge thinks these foreign criminals have a "right" to 2 week advance notice. Some of these cases are years old.


Starting to seem the case that whatever policy successes Trump manages in his time in office, few if any of them will remain or be remembered if he and Congress don't restore the shattered constitutional order. The Keystone Coup attempt by dumb, delusional FBI, CIA, and DOJ personnel certainly in concert with the childish idiots in the Obama WH was shocking enough - the judicial rolling coup keeps aggrandizing the only unaccountable branch, the body count grows.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (QDnY+)

92 I swear I saw a movie like this once, where the sociopathic, cross-dressing XO on the USS Missouri was trying to fuck the ship's cook.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (wxZSX)

93 Even Israel only uses women in limited ground combat roles despite what the women of the IDF Tweets might convey.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

94 78 Minnfidel, Patton would deal with it by claiming he was Cleopatra in a past life. :-P

(Seriously, I've heard and read that outside of his military career, George was a bit soft in the head.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

That's....putting a bit strongly. He had some quirks but soft in the head is inaccurate. He was a student of war, but also a mystic, a romantic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

95 I hereby issue an injunction enjoining the appeals court from enjoining the implementation of the injunction issued by the first Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Judge Kamanawanalei'u at January 08, 2019 06:05 PM (DuAZ5)

96 88. I thought Menendez was too busy scoping the playgrounds.

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 06:05 PM (HrSJb)

97 In other words, Bradley Manning could not serve as Chelsea Manning, but he could serve as Bradley Manning, even if he identifies as transgender.

He should be serving as worm food.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:05 PM (pOk21)

98 21 The military should not be used as a social experiment. It's for killing and blowing up things in the defense of the nation. Anything that detracts from that mission should be banned. If there comes a time where a transgender is specifically needed , I'm sure we could rustle one up at that time.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 05:53 PM (0/zKO)


I bet you could not fill out a battalion of them if there was an honest effort to recruit and train them.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 08, 2019 06:05 PM (di1hb)

99 92 I swear I saw a movie like this once, where the sociopathic, cross-dressing XO on the USS Missouri was trying to fuck the ship's cook.
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (wxZSX)

Under Siege with Gary Busey?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

100 Is it possible to 'Un-State' that place.
Make it a Pacific Puerto Rico or something??

Posted by: Portnoy at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (NZbhV)

101 i'd like all these judges to get new jobs or retire, please.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (Wr4LW)

102 88 The dems are so full of shit. Menendez is already saying the the address tonight will be all lies.
Posted by: Sooner at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Fs5vw)

When a liar calls you a liar.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (zJmMh)

103 "...deferring such decisions to "the generals, the admirals, the people on top."


More of Trump's sexual innuendo.
He's so toxic every time he opens his mouth he spews testosterone pollutants.

Posted by: Shirley Soi at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (ePWRo)

104 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)

105 80 Silly judge....traps are for pron!
Posted by: DocCreep at January 08, 2019 06:03 PM (6VMIg)

Traps are gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)

106 Everything that guy is going to say is bullshit.
Bob Menendez

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:07 PM (BXMxN)

107 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)

Feed and groom the goats for their captors?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 08, 2019 06:07 PM (xPJvm)

108 104 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)

Same thing that happens to men captured by Arabs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

109 104 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)

Mimosas and pedicures, of course. And shopping sprees at the bazaar.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

110 did menendez have a little girl sitting on his lap? why isn't that pedo fuck in prison? never mind, i know why.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

111
Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo
====

They're banging down the doors of Masterpiece Cake Shop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (mblbk)

112 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)


Their whining makes their captors eat their own gun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (9Om/r)

113 Maybe it would be a good idea not to allow crazy people into the armed services?

Minefield clearing leaps to mind.

"Here ya go, just sashay across this field, while we watch from a safe distance."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (pOk21)

114 102 88 The dems are so full of shit. Menendez is already saying the the address tonight will be all lies.
Posted by: Sooner at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Fs5vw)

When a liar calls you a liar.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (zJmMh)

"Bob Menendez has never gone on a caribbean boner-bender with underage third-world sex slaves. Not once. Certainly no more than five or six times, at any rate. What a fella."

-Donald Trump, later tonight

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (Ct55T)

115 "42
First and foremost, a transgender in your unit is going to be a huge
distraction.


Posted by: Old Blue at January 08, 2019 05:56 PM (gEvQ"
...
It never even gets to the point where this is relevant. If you have the original plumbing, then you are stuck with the hygiene/facilities/medical strings attached to that plumbing. If you do not have the original plumbing because you've tinkered, you are, medically, not deployable.

I don't mean just a little not deployable, I mean it's not even close. People are left back at home because they need fillings; they sure as fuck aren't going to let you ship out after you chop half your willy off and modify the remainder.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (eAshZ)

116 104 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)


They get makeovers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (pOk21)

117 It defys common sense, which is of no matter to lefty nitwits.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:09 PM (UdKB7)

118
I swear I saw a movie like this once, where the sociopathic,
cross-dressing XO on the USS Missouri was trying to fuck the ship's
cook.


Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 06:04 PM (wxZSX)


They had a lot of trouble on that ship.

Posted by: Admiral Bates at January 08, 2019 06:09 PM (9gHOW)

119 How many people are we talking about?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 08, 2019 06:09 PM (NjJUT)

120 Bradley Manning should be serving 2buck blow jobs under the bridges.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 06:09 PM (B2yuv)

121 Saw a story again that women sailors getting knocked up on deployment is a huge problem for the navy.Who woulda thunk,right?

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:09 PM (BXMxN)

122 A brophylactic measure, if you will.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 05:54 PM


Stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2019 06:10 PM (p+Wdc)

123 So, is there a ban?
Unban?
Unban of an unban?
Rebanning?
Reunbanning?

Bompompaloopa?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:10 PM (6qErC)

124 Menendez should go back to his underage DR girls and shut up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2019 06:11 PM (o5Al+)

125 Hawaiian (donkey) Punch. Oh yea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 06:11 PM (vmAQh)

126 I can't get worked up over this when I am so heated BY ALL THIS MOTHER FUCKING DANCING!

It's an OUTRAGE!

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2019 06:11 PM (q177U)

127 It defys common sense, which is of no matter to lefty nitwits.
Posted by: freaked
---------

All that matters is the narrative, and the repitition of same by the MSM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:11 PM (2ENQq)

128 The military should not be used as a social experiment."

Progressives would disagree...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (6qErC)

129 It doesn't matter "how many people we're talking about."

There may be very few trannies demanding to use women's bathrooms, but that won't matter if your daughter happens to be one of the victims of these sickos.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (hjaPQ)

130 Saw a story again that women sailors getting knocked up on deployment is a huge problem for the navy.Who woulda thunk,right?
=====

It was a problem over 20 years ago when I was in.

I was at SIMA (Shore Intermediate Maintenance Activity), which a lot of people there called "Sailors in Maternity Attire."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (JcXHH)

131 Shit like this is how I know Leftists are winning, its against human nature and yet these social experiments gets hoisted on us.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (/rm4P)

132 All of this nonsense is just another lever to wreck society so they can gain ultimate power. Once that happens all of these trannies are going to be murdered. Most openly gay people are going to be either killed or locked up in some sort of internal gulag system. Same with many of the loudest SJWs. Once they've served their purpose, they're gone. They're subversives in any system and will be liquidated as soon as possible so the new regime isn't threatened by them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (4ErVI)

133 How are post-op TG's on sense of direction?

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (RuIsu)

134 108 104 Women in combat. What a capitol idea! When they get captured, what do you suppose happens to them?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:06 PM (OG7NC)

Same thing that happens to men captured by Arabs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:07 PM (bcbK



Tell me about it.....

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence of Arabia at January 08, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)

135 I had a call with my boss, so this got willowed:

--

That's a good reminder for me to bubble up 'Rise and Kill First' to the top of my reading queue.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK

------

Thanks for the reminder. I want this book, too. Hardcover, because my numerous and belligerent family will want to read it too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 06:13 PM (AoI9N)

136 I can't get worked up over this when I am so heated BY ALL THIS MOTHER FUCKING DANCING! "

"Jack, get back, come on before we crack..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:13 PM (6qErC)

137 132 Which is what the Nazis did....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:13 PM (BXMxN)

138 Our subjective reality overrules your objective reality!

Posted by: Tranny Judges at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (KmXKO)

139 How are post-op TG's on sense of direction?"

Depends. Is there a thing that goes up?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (6qErC)

140 137 132 Which is what the Nazis did....
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:13 PM (BXMxN)



Tell me about it.....

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Roehm at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (ujg0T)

141 134 Of course in the old movie it is only hinted at.If made today it would be graphically shown and Lawrence would love it....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (BXMxN)

142 >>>they sure as fuck aren't going to let you ship out after you chop half your willy off and modify the remainder.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 06:08 PM (eAshZ)
--------------------------------


New whooha modification the male body never accepts. The body identifies that new canal as a wound and tries to heal it.

Lots of the same health related problems as to a gaping wound; read it right here at AoS.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (ePWRo)

143 Hawaiian (donkey) Punch. Oh yea!
-----

The commercial that could not be aired today:

http://tinyurl.com/qyzlpzp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (2ENQq)

144 Doesn't a transexual's dependence on injections make them ineligible for service?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (kQs4Y)

145
Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?

Why not? You join spend a year in pre surgery evaluations another six months recovery after surgery and then another year in transitioning therapy and you're out without ever having to serve in your MOS

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (TAmPV)

146 Lawrence was buttsexed by Turks, not A-rabs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (OG7NC)

147 I added a slogan to help LGBQTIAA2+ rights.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)

148 141 134 Of course in the old movie it is only hinted at.If made today it would be graphically shown and Lawrence would love it....
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:14 PM (BXMxN)



IIRC, he actually sort of did. At least if his later life is anything to go by.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (ujg0T)

149 The commercial that could not be aired today:

http://tinyurl.com/qyzlpzp"

Always wondered - what flavor was it supposed to be anyway?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (6qErC)

150 I've posted here numerous times regarding trannies in the Army. I work as an Army civilian in HR. Mostly with IT systems. The taxpayer costs for re-tooling (phrasing) those systems over the last decade is 100's of millions of dollars... your dollars.

For a total of less than 100 people who actually where inducted. The number currently in the Army, on active duty is in the single digits.

And that's just one part, for the Regular Army.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (3H9h1)

151 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (RuIsu)

152 How are post-op TG's on sense of direction?
Posted by: klaftern


They can't parallel park an M1 Abrams for shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (9uM86)

153 Turks prefer sheep and arabs prefer goats I believe....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (BXMxN)

154 Hawaiian judges make me want to dance. In a grass skirt.

The majesty of the law.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Nike-Cortez at January 08, 2019 06:17 PM (zCyNd)

155 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.

Hekawi meaning "who the heck are we"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:17 PM (6qErC)

156 Doesn't a transexual's dependence on injections make them ineligible for service?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 06:15 PM (kQs4Y)

--------------

One would think, just like insulin dependent diabetics.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 06:17 PM (ffYR/)

157 151 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (RuIsu)

Larry Storch is still alive!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 06:17 PM (4ErVI)

158 152 Women do serve in tanks now,even as loaders....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (BXMxN)

159 *wanders in*

*looks around*

*wanders back out to watch disaster movies*

Posted by: SMH at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

160 Talking about Patton, George C. Scott was great in the movie.

1970 Best Picture

Those over 29 have maybe seen it, but for the middle agers and the youngin's, go rent it.

In my all time top 10.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (o5Al+)

161 146 Lawrence was buttsexed by Turks, not A-rabs. "

The Turks thought of it as a punishment. The A-rabs would have seen it as a joy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)

162
How will we ever know what the law is, what is legal or illegal depending on the day or the hour or which court and which judge you stand before?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (kJWoP)

163 Seriously though, yes, love whoever you want. Just don't make it weird. And don't tell me about if it is weird. And don't make me care about it. And love != sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)

164 IIRC, he actually sort of did. At least if his later life is anything to go by.

Lawrence was always a pouf but even they don't like being raped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)

165 Who else can hardly wait for 9 tonight?

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

166 A few thought experiments....

Would a hypothetical 100% transgender unit be feasible? (assume there actually are enough interested people to form such a thing) What about mixed M/F and F/M?

Would a 100% F/M transgender unit be willing to accept a cisgendered male into the unit? If not, would they claim "lack of unit cohesion" as their reason why not?

(for "unit", substitute whatever hierarchical level of the military you wish. Fire team, squad, platoon, battalion, whatever. See how (if?) the answers change.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (Ct55T)

167 *wanders back out to watch disaster movies*
Posted by: SMH at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (RU4sa)
----
I'm watching the 2004 "Dawn of the Dead". I think Jay of RLM oversold it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (kQs4Y)

168 Lawrence was one of those asexual Victorian guys....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (BXMxN)

169

To: Manning

"Hey babe, take a walk in a minefield..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (/9p9e)

170 I won t watch. I don t need to be sold on the wall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (OG7NC)

171 I'm not actually sure what the hell that means in the real world. I think it means that you're still allowed to dress up like Klinger so long as you still use the men's bathrooms, barracks, and showers.
--------

Except back in Klinger's day, that would get you thrown out if you really meant it, which of course they knew he didn't.

Almost everything I read these days makes me think the same thing, which is "how sad."


Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (U5tDi)

172 DRILL SERGEANT (in cadence): She walked up to me and she asked me to dance!

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola!


PLATOON: L-o-l-a Lola! lo-lo-lo-lo Lola!

Posted by: Tranny Judges at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (KmXKO)

173 167 Yeah,you know I had loved it but on a recent rewatch,it doesn't hold up very well.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (BXMxN)

174 168 Lawrence was one of those asexual Victorian guys....
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (BXMxN)


Sort of James Buchanan...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (/9p9e)

175 So be warned my friends,
before you fall for the siren's call.
The sea can be a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (wxZSX)

176 And don't tell me about if it is weird."

As long as you don't do it in the street and scare the horses...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:21 PM (6qErC)

177 All of this nonsense is just another lever to wreck society so they can gain ultimate power. Once that happens all of these trannies are going to be murdered. Most openly gay people are going to be either killed or locked up in some sort of internal gulag system. Same with many of the loudest SJWs. Once they've served their purpose, they're gone. They're subversives in any system and will be liquidated as soon as possible so the new regime isn't threatened by them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (4ErVI)


Yes, this is the "normalization" period.

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (q177U)

178 151 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.
Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (RuIsu)


Hollywood would screw it up completely.

Even the horses would be xers and xims.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (o5Al+)

179 158 152 Women do serve in tanks now,even as loaders....
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:18 PM (BXMxN)

Hm. I've heard very different stories about how THAT works out.

Narrator: It does not work out and the men in the tank have to do more work. And the women can't crack a track for shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (bcbK8)

180 Talking about Patton, George C. Scott was great in the movie.

I'll slap a bitch.

Posted by: 21st Century G.S. Patton at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (zCyNd)

181 OT: dunno if previously mentioned today, but leader of German "right wing" party* Alternativ fur Deutschland beaten nearly to death. Don't know details.


* this term is by definition close to meaningless in the European context, or rather is a slanderous distortion applied by the "press" to any person or group not fully authoritarian

Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

182
"I don't know but I've been told,

Jenner's "pussy" has lots of folds!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (/9p9e)

183 PLATOON: L-o-l-a Lola! lo-lo-lo-lo Lola!"

That the Lou Reed division?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (6qErC)

184
They can't parallel park an M1 Abrams for shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (9uM86)



You can make your own parking space with an M1.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (TAmPV)

185 LCD,

I sent you an email

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)

186 Who else can hardly wait for 9 tonight?

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

---------------

Count me in. I want to hear him declare the border a National Security Emergency, and that as CiC, he has ordered the wall built and the border sealed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (ffYR/)

187 179 What I was thinking.Shorthanded for basic maintenance unless it is some abnormal butch...

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (BXMxN)

188 183 PLATOON: L-o-l-a Lola! lo-lo-lo-lo Lola!"

That the Lou Reed division?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:22 PM (6qErC)


No. But it is "Kink"-y...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (/9p9e)

189 Uh oh MAE better duck

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

190 If your gender is confused
And you don't remember who
You're talking to
Concentration slips away
'Cause your xother is so far away
And there's a pouch where a dick should be
And you no longer can stand up to pee
And if you can't be with the one you love, tranny
Love the one you're with

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

191
Who else can hardly wait for 9 tonight?





Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7
====
Hahaha! I'm gonna miss a class for that speech.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (mblbk)

192 Right wing in Europe seems to mean you are a patriotic (or nationalistic) socialist.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)

193 Lawrence was one of those asexual Victorian guys....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (BXMxN)


I don't know about that, he threw 3 TDs last night.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (9gHOW)

194
To: Manning

"Hey babe, take a walk in a minefield..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (/9p9e)

I laughed

Posted by: Lou Reed at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (o5Al+)

195 Marlene Dietrich in G.I. uniform....

Posted by: Miklos, mind wandering at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (zCyNd)

196 No. But it is "Kink"-y..."

Yeah, but who wants a Coke a cola when you can have a walk on the wild side?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (6qErC)

197 151 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.
Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (RuIsu)


For instance, they could spell out the F-word.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

198 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (2ENQq)

199 LG shows a tv you can roll up

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/at-ces-2019-lg-shows-off-a-tv-you-can-roll-up-like-a-newspaper/

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (BXMxN)

200 What no Bob Segar socks? What's with you people?

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

201 I have pity for the Tranny
I have a 45 for the pedophile.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (B2yuv)

202 189 Uh oh MAE better duck
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

*Flattens and crawls under a desk*

What's happening?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (bcbK8)

203 Love Whoever You Want

Even if it's super-weird.


And prepare to be ostracized if it's not super-weird.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (Ry8mf)

204 128 The military should not be used as a social experiment."

Progressives would disagree...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:12 PM (6qErC)


Because that's their model for society: everybody has to follow orders that originate at the top.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (pOk21)

205 I'd be more willing to let people fly their freak flags if the freaks weren't 99% advocating for Violent Communist Revolution.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)

206 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.?

English motorcycle?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (6qErC)

207 As a Soldier, I don't really care if transgenders are allowed to serve or not. I'll do whatever the top mandates. BUT...that top should consist of military brass, and the factors considered should focus solely on military readiness. Can transgenders assimilate into combat units without downgrading their ability to deploy, fight, and win wars? That's it. I don't give a shit about equity, fairness, social justice, political correctness or any of that shit.

Posted by: CPT11A at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (5659K)

208 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (2ENQq)

Name? Which Jewish American Princess?

Posted by: Miklos, you never take me to Miami in winter at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (zCyNd)

209 206 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.?

English motorcycle?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (6qErC)

Jewish-American Princess?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

210 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.

Finally, Forrest Tucker can show his wang.

Posted by: Tranny Judges at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (KmXKO)

211 Hahaha! I'm gonna miss a class for that speech.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:24 PM (mblbk)

Yup. Past my bedtime, gotta be at work at 5 am but I'll just have to pound some Red Bulls tomorrow.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (2shuf)

212 *Flattens and crawls under a desk*


shh SMH is watching disaster movies and probably didn't hear

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

213 Insom,

*sniff,

that was beautiful!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)

214 Because that's their model for society: everybody has to follow orders that originate at the top."

And the fun part is that each and every one of 'em thinks they're going to be the ones at the top...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (6qErC)

215
I'd be more willing to let people fly their freak flags if the freaks weren't 99% advocating for Violent Communist Revolution.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)

====
I wonder what percent of *true* freaks really do. I suspect freakism has been jacked by the left, just like so many originally legitimate civil rights causes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (mblbk)

216 English motorcycle?
Posted by: Anon
--------

Well, that didn't take long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (2ENQq)

217 206 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.?

English motorcycle?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:26 PM (6qErC)

Matsusada of Tartary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (Ct55T)

218 Well, that didn't take long."

Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (6qErC)

219 Second longest shutdown in history! Let's go for it!

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

220 WHAT?!?!? My rulings are absolute and final!!! This Insolent "Judge" who has the gall to overturn one of my rulings must be stopped, and so, I have ruled that he has committed murder in overturning my law and must be executed in the most painful way possible for his crimes!!!

Posted by: Power-Mad Hawaiian Judge at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (OxZ6W)

221 All of this nonsense is just another lever to wreck society so they can gain ultimate power. Once that happens all of these trannies are going to be murdered. Most openly gay people are going to be either killed or locked up in some sort of internal gulag system. Same with many of the loudest SJWs. Once they've served their purpose, they're gone. They're subversives in any system and will be liquidated as soon as possible so the new regime isn't thre


In Lenin's time , he referred to them as "useful idiots "

Posted by: Lou Reed at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (o5Al+)

222 210 Time for a remake of "F-Troop", vastly updated. Vastly.

Finally, Forrest Tucker can show his wang.
Posted by: Tranny Judges at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (KmXKO)


Beto O'Rourke Enterprises hardest hit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (/9p9e)

223 The President will be on after my bed time, worse is going to be Chucky and Sloppy Choppers rebuttal after.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 06:29 PM (/rm4P)

224 Who else can hardly wait for 9 tonight?

It's going to be tight. We want to have live closeups of four anchors smirking appropriately in the corners of the screen while he's talking.

Posted by: CNN at January 08, 2019 06:29 PM (CDGwz)

225 I'd be more willing to let people fly their freak flags..
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Must be because I had the flu for Christmas.

Posted by: David Crosby at January 08, 2019 06:30 PM (2ENQq)

226 'worse is going to be Chucky and Sloppy Choppers rebuttal after.'

I don't think so. It's going to be hilarious.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

227 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)

Thank you, thank you. All due credit to Stephen Stills for the original song...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

228 Mueller will be taking trump to the wall real soon

Posted by: Tick tock at January 08, 2019 06:30 PM (9QZLh)

229 'I'd be more willing to let people fly their freak flags'

That reminds me I need a haircut.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

230 Don't these weirdos have to clear a psych interview? I know I did to get in. On top of being confused about their plumbing, they're a seriously sad/angry/depressed lot. How the hell do they get in?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (ty7RM)

231 The President will be on after my bed time, worse is going to be Chucky and Sloppy Choppers rebuttal after.
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 06:29 PM (/rm4P)
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Skip, I thought yesterday he said he only wanted 8 minutes. Maybe if you get all ready for bed and then just watch for 8 minutes, you could see what he has to say? The Dem crap can wait until the next day.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (U5tDi)

232 Little known fact, Lawrence of Arabia was killed by a JAP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (2ENQq)

Name? Which Jewish American Princess?
Posted by: Miklos


Fran Drescher?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (9uM86)

233 226 'worse is going to be Chucky and Sloppy Choppers rebuttal after.'

I don't think so. It's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 06:30 PM (UdKB7)



I think their response will be something to the effect of either "Waaaah! You're questioning my patriotism!" or "Rayciss", or maybe both.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (ujg0T)

234
I don't know about that, he threw 3 TDs last night.
Posted by: Some Jackass

Prom Queen is sore by now

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (C7TuK)

235 This oh-so important government we have- how come I don't notice any difference when it's shut down?

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)

236 I know freaks. Real freaks. Not soyboy snowflake dickweeds who think mutilating their ears a little bit and dressing like a feminine hygiene appliance makes them "more authentic than you".

And all the real freaks have been gradually... i don't know what the word is... defreakifying? Normalizing?

There's nothing fun about being a freak if being "not normal" is not only celebrated but compulsory.

If freaky-deaky becomes the new normal, then the freaks will simply become the ones with dapper clothes, steady jobs, and nuclear families.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)

237 At the moment, we don't allow people to "transition" to the opposite sex on a whim. Before transitioning, people must have had a psychological evaluation that says they have such major problems that drastic surgery is the only way to help them. This is a blunt and even impolite way to summarize it, but not untrue.

(Maybe if you were willing to personally pay for everything you could skip the evaluations and get the surgery on a whim, but I don't know how you would legally get prescriptions for the drugs and hormones without an evaluation.)

As others have noted, trans people have a higher incidence of suicide versus non-trans ("cisgendered") people. This obviously follows from the above. We don't let people transition unless they are deeply, deeply unhappy about their bodies, and that deep unhappiness may not be magically fixed by the transition surgery.

Also, I believe trans people need a steady supply of hormones. A trans-woman needs to take female hormones, and I believe this is true even after transition is complete. My understanding is that the military won't even deploy diabetics since they need a steady supply of insulin. Why should trans status be different than diabetic status in this respect?

I don't think diabetics are unpatriotic and I don't think trans people are unpatriotic, but I think neither diabetics nor trans people should be deployed.

Certainly I don't want to overrule the leadership in our armed forces. Let them make the decisions they think best and don't second-guess them. Oh wait, isn't that the Trump policy? There you go then.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (57l0O)

238 Count me in. I want to hear him declare the border a National Security Emergency, and that as CiC, he has ordered the wall built and the border sealed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 06:23 PM (ffYR/)
==============

Already finished. Yesterday I ordered special units of "Seal-Bees" (Navy SEALS + Seabees) equipped with backhoes and bulldozers and wearing night vision goggles to get the damn thing built by daylight and kill anything in the way.

Posted by: President God Emperor at January 08, 2019 06:33 PM (DuAZ5)

239 Prom Queen is sore by now

She's just lucky that the entire cheerleading squad is also in the rotation.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:33 PM (CDGwz)

240 I hope Donald takes into account the 'rebuttals' and pulls a switcheroo on them. This is a prime chance to humiliate those two assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 06:33 PM (KmXKO)

241 Well, that didn't take long."

Que?
Posted by: Anon
---------

Engine, anyhow. Bike was Brough Superior, I think.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9a54rzo

Posted by: David Crosby at January 08, 2019 06:34 PM (2ENQq)

242 What kind of switcheroo are you thinking of, Mr. Peebles?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:34 PM (U5tDi)

243 Awwwww! bluebell said crap!

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2019 06:34 PM (MVjcR)

244 I think their response will be something to the effect of either "Waaaah! You're questioning my patriotism!" or "Rayciss", or maybe both.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (ujg0T)


It's going to be Orange Bad Man is racist. It's all they've got.

Posted by: Sooner at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (Fs5vw)

245 240 I hope Donald takes into account the 'rebuttals' and pulls a switcheroo on them. This is a prime chance to humiliate those two assholes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 06:33 PM (KmXKO)

I'd bed their rebuttals are already in the can ready for broadcast, not even gonna be done live.

Could be opportunities for magnificently clever trolling given how predictable those plasticine degenerates are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (Ct55T)

246 A switcheroo like Democrat collusion.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (CDGwz)

247 It's all good. Put 'em on the front lines carrying rainbow flags.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

248 What kind of switcheroo are you thinking of, Mr. Peebles?
Posted by: bluebell


Leak one speech.
Hit them with something totally different.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (9uM86)

249 In my defense, Weasel, I was talking about the Chuckie and Nancy. I could have said a lot worse were I not a delicate flower.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (U5tDi)

250 Ace is watching old Forgotten Weapons now.Anyway found out Ian is not gay,he has a wife.Mentioned her in a Q&A.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (BXMxN)

251
The Dem crap can wait until the next day.



Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (U5tDi
====

No. Hooting and slinging eggs at the Dem reaction is like cuddling after sex.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (mblbk)

252 Lawrence was buttsexed by Turks, not A-rabs.


He was butt raped by Turks. He had voluntary sex with Arabs. It's on the first page of his book.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (fuK7c)

253 I don't think diabetics are unpatriotic and I don't think trans people are unpatriotic, but I think neither diabetics nor trans people should be deployed.

Certainly I don't want to overrule the leadership in our armed forces. Let them make the decisions they think best and don't second-guess them. Oh wait, isn't that the Trump policy? There you go then.
Posted by: mr_jack at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (57l0O)

...

After zombie's description of what a post-op trans ends up with, I can't believe they're able to leave the house, let alone deal with something like deployment.

Why would you deploy people with a permanently incurable, festering wound?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)

254 So do we have an official count on the number of veterans and senior citizens jacked up at national parks and other federal facilities as the result of the shutdown, yet?

President Obama! You clever bastard!

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (wxZSX)

255 230 Don't these weirdos have to clear a psych interview? I know I did to get in. On top of being confused about their plumbing, they're a seriously sad/angry/depressed lot. How the hell do they get in?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2019 06:31 PM (ty7RM)
---
"Sudden onset gender dysphoria" is now a thing. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

256 A switcheroo like Democrat collusion.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (CDGwz)

Leak one speech.
Hit them with something totally different.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (9uM86)
---------

Isn't this going to be about the budget and more specifically the wall? Or am I making that up? I've been out of the loop for a while.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (U5tDi)

257 Leak one speech.
Hit them with something totally different.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (9uM86)


It's a good way to deal with leaks generally speaking: leak all kinds of stuff, most of which is rubbish. Sort of literary chaff, so they don't know what's real and what isn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (pOk21)

258
249 In my defense, Weasel, I was talking about the Chuckie and Nancy. I could have said a lot worse were I not a delicate flower.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (U5tDi)
-----
Well I suppose you have a point!

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (MVjcR)

259 OT: here's an unfortunate last name, "Baldcock". And it's a woman's.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (dBiBP)

260 President Obama! You clever bastard!
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 06:36 PM (wxZSX)

Said nobody, ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:38 PM (pOk21)

261
I don't think diabetics are unpatriotic and I don't
think trans people are unpatriotic, but I think neither diabetics nor
trans people should be deployed.




Posted by: mr_jack at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (57l0O
=====

Bravo, mr_jack


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:38 PM (mblbk)

262 I see PDT making a declaration not a plea. 8 minutes is more than sufficient to say what he is going to do.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 06:38 PM (B2yuv)

263 I will now proceed to entangle the entire area...

Posted by: qdp 'Stephen Stills' steve at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (miE9U)

264 OT: Wow, NBC Nightly News actually reported on the Democratic donor with the corpses in his home. Guess they were all out of Russia! stories and needed a filler.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (Vgw1E)

265 "Sudden onset gender dysphoria" is now a thing. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

"No, Doc, when I said 'Now I feel like a dick', I meant... oh, f*ck it..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (Ct55T)

266 152 How are post-op TG's on sense of direction?
Posted by: klaftern


They can't parallel park an M1 Abrams for shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (9uM86)


Yeah, but they're fabulous at neutral steer!

*so much to unpack there

**did I do that again?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (di1hb)

267 I thought L 'o Arabia got roached on a Brough. Time to check the MAD archives...

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (RuIsu)

268 236 I know freaks. Real freaks. Not soyboy snowflake dickweeds who think mutilating their ears a little bit and dressing like a feminine hygiene appliance makes them "more authentic than you".

And all the real freaks have been gradually... i don't know what the word is... defreakifying? Normalizing?

There's nothing fun about being a freak if being "not normal" is not only celebrated but compulsory.

If freaky-deaky becomes the new normal, then the freaks will simply become the ones with dapper clothes, steady jobs, and nuclear families.

What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)

I Sometimes wonder what happened to parents who threatened to ruin their childrens' shit if they even THOUGHT about becoming a freak (of any sort).

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (pgXNG)

269 They can't parallel park an M1 Abrams for shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 06:16 PM (9uM86)


And aircraft carriers? Forget it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 06:40 PM (pOk21)

270 Cleanup on Aisle 228.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 06:40 PM (miE9U)

271 Off Take a walk on the Wild Side sock

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2019 06:40 PM (o5Al+)

272 249 In my defense, Weasel, I was talking about the Chuckie and Nancy. I could have said a lot worse were I not a delicate flower.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:35 PM (U5tDi)

Right. A delicate flower who puts green lights on rival prison gang leaders.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

273 .

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:41 PM (mblbk)

274 What is long, hard and full of seamen?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 08, 2019 06:41 PM (XITEs)

275 OH, fuck this madness with pixy. I'm trying to answer someone's question.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:42 PM (mblbk)

276 Dr. T, obviously MSMers are afraid the Democratic Donor O' Death is something that needs to be destroyed before the 2020 campaigns...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 06:42 PM (miE9U)

277 Here, bluebell:

Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrumpJan 7
I
am pleased to inform you that I will Address the Nation on the
Humanitarian and National Security crisis on our Southern Border.
Tuesday night at 9:00 P.M. Eastern.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:42 PM (mblbk)

278 I thought the speech was supposed to be at 8:00. It's 9:00 now?

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

279 274 What is long, hard and full of seamen?

The engine room on the MV Raging Queen.

Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (n2qRY)

280 I have ruled that he has committed murder in overturning my law and must be executed in the most painful way possible for his crimes!!!

Posted by: Power-Mad Hawaiian Judge at January 08, 2019 06:28 PM (OxZ6W)

The sentence is.........BUNGA BUNGA!!!!!

Posted by: Miklos, avoiding New Guinea, too at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

281 >>OH, fuck this madness with pixy. I'm trying to answer someone's question.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I thought you were trying to make a point.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (2cuLk)

282 Bad for me got to travel a bit tomorrow so have to be gone by 0500 hrs

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (/rm4P)

283 Right. A delicate flower who puts green lights on rival prison gang leaders.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
---------

Now now. Don't go starting any more rumors. That chapter is all behind me now.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (U5tDi)

284 The Hawaiian judges may be a joke but they are interfering in political matters to the point where it is no longer a laughing matter. The country is at the mercy of black robed unelected dictators. This is no longer a democracy, not sure what to call it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (hT1qM)

285 281 >>OH, fuck this madness with pixy. I'm trying to answer someone's question.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I thought you were trying to make a point.
Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (2cuLk)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (Ct55T)

286 259 OT: here's an unfortunate last name, "Baldcock". And it's a woman's.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (dBiBP)
---
I worked with a guy named Growcock. We asked his wife if she hesitated to take his name, and she said no, it reflected well on her.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (kQs4Y)

287 Nood

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (JcXHH)

288 Now now. Don't go starting any more rumors. That chapter is all behind me now.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:43 PM (U5tDi)

Uh huh. Your tats say otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

289 I picture packs of Lefty lawyers lining up like the start of a giant funny car race, waiting for Trump's 8 minutes to finish, so they can race and be first to file lawsuits.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (o5Al+)

290 "No, Doc, when I said 'Now I feel like a dick', I meant... oh, f*ck it..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:39 PM (Ct55T)

I actually said "sometimes you feel like a nut"

Posted by: Miklos, author, "The Joy of Almonds" at January 08, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)

291 OT: here's an unfortunate last name, "Baldcock". And it's a woman's.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:37 PM (dBiBP)

What an unfortunate name.

Posted by: George Washington Glasscock at January 08, 2019 06:45 PM (OxZ6W)

292 My understanding is that the military won't even
deploy diabetics since they need a steady supply of insulin. Why should
trans status be different than diabetic status in this respect?



I don't think diabetics are unpatriotic and I don't think trans
people are unpatriotic, but I think neither diabetics nor trans people
should be deployed.



Certainly I don't want to overrule the leadership in our armed
forces. Let them make the decisions they think best and don't
second-guess them. Oh wait, isn't that the Trump policy? There you go
then.


Posted by: mr_jack at January 08, 2019 06:32 PM

---

You can't have diabetes and serve. If you have it you can't enlist.


If you develop it on Active Duty you will get a med board and get kicked out if your A1c goes above a certain level. In other words, if you develop diabetes in the military and you have to take medication to manage it, you are out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2019 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

293 Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrumpJan 7
I
am pleased to inform you that I will Address the Nation on the
Humanitarian and National Security crisis on our Southern Border.
Tuesday night at 9:00 P.M. Eastern.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 06:42 PM (mblbk)
-----------

Thank you, Morticia.

Maybe the ol' switcheroo can be that all the Democratic members of Congress will be the ones physically building the wall if they hope to get any of their wishlist for the budget. Wouldn't you love to see Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria O-C swinging a pickax?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:45 PM (U5tDi)

294 The Sheriff is Nood.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 08, 2019 06:46 PM (BrGNn)

295 There are furniture stores throughout the SE, Badcock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 06:46 PM (2ENQq)

296 Uh huh. Your tats say otherwise.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)
---------

Now I know you're pulling my leg because you've never seen my tats. Have you?

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2019 06:47 PM (U5tDi)

297 278
I thought the speech was supposed to be at 8:00. It's 9:00 now?



ANOTHER TRUMP LIE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 06:48 PM (KmXKO)

298 I worked with a guy named Growcock. We asked his wife if she hesitated to take his name, and she said no, it reflected well on her.

Wow, that is a name! Worked with a butch lesbian named "Adcock". I thought that was kind of appropriate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 06:51 PM (1+J19)

299 I see PDT making a declaration not a plea. 8 minutes is more than sufficient to say what he is going to do.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2019 06:38 PM (B2yuv)
...........

Keeping it pithy.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

300 "166
A few thought experiments....



Would a hypothetical 100% transgender unit be feasible? (assume
there actually are enough interested people to form such a thing) What
about mixed M/F and F/M?



Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 06:20 PM (Ct55T)"
If they've actually had work done or require meds they're not deployable regardless. One can argue that they can do CONUS desk jobs, but if a position ever needs to deploy it's cheaper to just have a civilian/DoD/contractor do it.

Otherwise, it's possible in many cases for units to be mixed - see my earlier mention of sharing tents in the field with soldiers of the opposite sex - but our military today with its dysfunctional leadership overseen by dysfunctional government would make a mess of it.

Something non-soldiers don't always understand is that each sex has a different tolerance in terms of going long periods of time in the field without bathing without having health issues. It's rarely discussed but it is a thing, and it's not going away.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 06:51 PM (eAshZ)

301 @253 Why would you deploy people with a permanently incurable, festering wound?
----------------

The entire argument essentially comes down to, "Because not treating them like they were a normal person of the gender they want to be is mean."

That's it. That is the entirety of the reasoning. Our military is essentially expected to risk the lives of its service members so that we can avoid being mean to people who want to be a gender other than the one that they were born as.

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2019 06:54 PM (Fp6vo)

302 Is this really that much of an issue that I need to care about it? Are the trannies really banging down the recruiting stations doors?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 05:51 PM (GBteo)

Unfortunately, yes. Free medical, including transition surgery.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 08, 2019 07:09 PM (GGdS8)

303 Still don't see why anyone ever thought it was a great idea to put a population with such an elevated percentage of suicide in charge of deadly weapons.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)

Excellent point.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 08, 2019 07:10 PM (NMAzL)

304 Sheesh...is there anything that's not reviewable by the courts? Is a declaration of war reviewable?

Posted by: arw at January 08, 2019 07:30 PM (PN1sz)

305 whomever

Posted by: john e. nebreated at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (EIsub)

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