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🚢 🚢 🚢
Shock: Bill Kristol and the Most Cucked-Out, Tucked-Under Kristol Toadies Will Now Be Working for the Pierre Omidyar Website "The Bulwark"
🚢 🚢 🚢
True hardcore conservatives, gettin' paid by a leftwing anti-US Iranian immigrant.
MEDIAWATCH -- per Jason Schwartz in Morning Media: "'Bill Kristol, Charlie Sykes and a handful of other Weekly Standard castoffs have a new home: The Bulwark, a conservative site published by the Defending Democracy Together Institute ...Defending Democracy Together is funded by leftwing tech bilionaire and Iranian immigrant Pierre Omidyar.
Sykes ... will serve as editor-in-chief and host a daily podcast. Kristol [will be] an editor-at-large ... Also joining them from the Weekly Standard: Jonathan V. Last, Rachael Larimore, Jim Swift, Ben Parker, Andrew Egger and Hannah Yoest."The only one missing from the reunion of the World's Saddest Band is Senorita Steve Hayes. I guess he's still dreaming of getting hired by The Atlantic. Ah well. He'll be workin' for Pierre Omidyar in short order.
Some *personal* news... https://t.co/JMlL8Fp0ka
— Jim Swift (@JimSwiftDC) January 4, 2019
Several former Weekly Standard staffers have a new home at The Bulwark, a conservative site that @BillKristol and @SykesCharlie plan to "turn into a full-fledged opinion news website." Neighborhood of $1 million in funding has been secured. My story: https://t.co/U5qVc1cAJ7
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 4, 2019
They don't quite admit they're also in favor of a "more welcoming" illegal immigration policy, but I supposed half-a-lie counts as a major step forward towards the truth for these jokers and corporate shills. That's from Blonde Morticia. She also found this:
" We are conservatives and Republicans standing up for the rule of law, for free trade, and for more welcoming legal immigration policies. " --Defending Democracy Together homepage
"Becoming American Initiative aims to counter popular misconceptions about immigrants, especially Hispanic immigrants, providing evidence of their upward economic mobility, educational achievement, language and social assimilation, and civic participation." --The DDTI's Becoming American InitiativeSounds like someone's getting paid to push the Open Borders agenda. Hey, influence isn't peddled for free, Son.
220 Their "Best Tweet of The Day" is from Tom Nichols. Again, I shit you not.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:31 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:32 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 04, 2019 07:35 PM (MMJ/U)
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 04, 2019 07:36 PM (CGmWm)
" We are conservatives and Republicans standing up for the rule of law, for free trade, and for more welcoming legal immigration policies. "
--Defending Democracy Together homepage
Yup.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 04, 2019 07:37 PM (FJLYC)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 04, 2019 07:38 PM (0S4Yk)
"Becoming American Initiative aims to counter popular misconceptions about immigrants, especially Hispanic immigrants, providing evidence of their upward economic mobility, educational achievement, language and social assimilation, and civic participation."
--The DDTI's Becoming American Initiative
Isn't Michelle O's book called "Becoming"? I see an overlap here.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:38 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 04, 2019 07:38 PM (c66DO)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 04, 2019 07:38 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 07:39 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (sxa85)
Do they call each other cute pet names like "Warkies"?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (87SSq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (uNc6Q)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)
"Vladimir Putin is not an American ally. He is an enemy. If our President won't stand up to Putin, Republicans must."
--The DDTI's "Republicans Against Putin" project
I bet they're looking for the pee tapes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 07:41 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:41 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 07:42 PM (87SSq)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 07:43 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:43 PM (13CQC)
These guys are still too young to retire, and it's really hard to find a job when you're an old man.
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 07:44 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2019 07:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 04, 2019 07:44 PM (0S4Yk)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Thirdtwin
hahaha
Posted by: ace
In this case, it's a wall to keep out actual conservatives.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:44 PM (c+2jX)
thanks, Blonde Morticia!!
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7
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It's miserable work, but someone's got to do it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 07:45 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:45 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Eromero
I once tried the "Flying Bulwark" position in the Kama Sutra.
Afterward, I was in traction fro a month.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (c+2jX)
I will offer them a piece of advice, drop the conservative label, nobody is buying it. Call yourselves Progressive NeverTrumpers and the Left will flock to you.
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (hT1qM)
Posted by: MiklosPM, even more drowsiness at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (zCyNd)
They never will either. These cucks love to conflate illegals and legal immigration. It was a favorite tactic of John McCain and Blue Jeans hating worthless shithead George Will.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (KP5rU)
I suspect he visits a dominatrix for a thrice weekly whipping.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (MkcN1)
Only if the comments are included because nobody reads the content.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 04, 2019 07:35 PM (MMJ/U)
I'm partial to breastworks myself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (md3fh)
Remember, it doesn't have to "work" in the way you think.
It doesn't have to turn a profit or even come close.
This is a political op being funded by Democrats. The funders are treating this as an expense, not as an investment.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)
- Cap'n Bill
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 07:46 PM (cS3Yq)
The cookbook hasn't a single recipe involving Kaboom.
Ace has been holding back on us.
Posted by: Miklos, sous chef par excellance at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2019 07:48 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 04, 2019 07:49 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 07:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (md3fh)
Only on The Bulwark!
Posted by: Arthur "Two Cucksheds" Jackson at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Bulwark Editor-in-Chief: Rocket J. Squirrel.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (c+2jX)
The Bulwark. What the Daily Worker wasn't available for a name?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (5aX2M)
Kristol is at large?
BOLO, everybody! He may be unarmed and unctuous.
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (786Ro)
My favorite Mexican beer is from Yucatan. It's named after the the conquistador who, with his sons, conquered it.
The marketing slogan is "Montejo-The Taste that Conquers" (El Sabor que Conquista)
Posted by: Miklos, una cerveza bien fria, garcon at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 07:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (SiINZ)
Kind of makes one think this is not about making money or even giving people the opinion pieces they so desperately desire- if that were true, the last exact same business would not have folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (CUHbq)
Posted by: Zombie Juan McCain, Make a Last Wish Foundation. And another Last Wish. And another Last Wish. And.. at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Rocky at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ruthless
"Editor-at-Large" = bathrobe and slippers in a dissheveled apartment. Breakfast is that tumbler of bourbon with someone's cigarette butt floating in it, from last night. Type out a couple snarky tweets -- boom, you're done for the day.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2019 07:52 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (md3fh)
(in James Cagney Mr. Roberts' voice) Alright. Who did it? Who did it?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (SiINZ)
Clearly these silly people are being useful idiots for a leftist billionaire, but they are our betters.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
The goal is not to be profitable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (UANBF)
It doesn't have to turn a profit or even come close.
This is a political op being funded by Democrats. The funders are treating this as an expense, not as an investment.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)"
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I assumed the aim is to spread their anti-conservative conservatism so more clicks would help.
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 07:54 PM (hT1qM)
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
Added or addled?
Posted by: Miklos, dos cervezas bien fria, garcon at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (zCyNd)
(1) Bill Kristol, whatever it is he is selling, isn't wanted by conservative grass roots (See implosion of WS.)
(2) Bill Kristol now receives the bulk of his income from a Progressive benefactor, but see Review Point #1, raising the issue, what's this Bill Kristol think all about then?
(3) Answer: Bill Kristol, like Navaro and others, are paid by Progressives to say the things Progressives want to hear "on behalf of Conservatives" purely for the benefit of filling in blanks on Progressive talking points and to use as foils during Progressive media clap trap discussions on cable news.
By making the talking puppet Bill Kristol say and print things, the Progressive argument can thus proceed:
Yada, yada and yada, "and even Conservatives agree."
We need a new name for the Kristols of the world. They're not exactly sock puppets, cuz the person pulling the strings is a Progressive somewhere.... Help me out Horde.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (cAnNx)
Cube top, squared-off
Eight corners, 90 degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Stock parts, Bulwark!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)
"Pierre, we desperately need a tax write-off to bring down the totals on your Schedule C. Can't you figure out a clever way to lose a couple million?"
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Billwark at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (X+nU7)
I am betting one is more conservative than the other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (CUHbq)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
Some paragraphs could do with starting with "Ahoy!" as well I think.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 07:56 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (CUHbq)
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LOL, "Republicans" who don't get/know/care that we are a Republic.
Classic!!!!!
If you wrote these assholes in a book, no one would believe you.
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (uEbPt)
Cube top, squared-off
Eight corners, 90 degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Stock parts, Bulwark!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Nice! No thread is complete without Devo lyrics.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (aKsyK)
Marionettes.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
If the Germans had seen a fleet that impressive, they never woulda even THOUGHT about bombing Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Miklos, Admiral of the Ocean Sea at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (gyL25)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (uEbPt)
"The Bulwark" sounds like a gay porn site.
Do they call each other cute pet names like "Warkies"?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 07:40 PM (87SSq)
Is that something like a "Stonewall"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
I'll take Gilligan's Island for $300, Alex.
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (cS3Yq)
zombie, I thought your They will NEVER convince us of their lies. And we will NEVER convince them of our truths. and associated observations were spot on, well written and profound. Excellent work!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)
-Rick Wilson
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (aKsyK)
They are desperate to divide Trump from his base.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (PbpT7)
Odd how a conservative site sounds like a commie one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Bulwark Editor-in-Chief: Rocket J. Squirrel.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (c+2jX)"
Perfect.
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (hT1qM)
Posted by: Fred Barnes at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (gyL25)
It's for the quotes and re-tweets.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (md3fh)
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The rule is that you're in until someone else screws up and taps you out.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (hT1qM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (UANBF)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (NLLmE)
Bingo!
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (SiINZ)
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Old and Busted: Compassionate Conservatism.
New Hotness: Communist Conservatism.
Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (QLvwG)
Remember, it doesn't have to "work" in the way you think.
It doesn't have to turn a profit or even come close.
This is a political op being funded by Democrats. The funders are treating this as an expense, not as an investment.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)
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I bet they're under strict orders to not say a word about abortion, gay marriage, or trannies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (md3fh)
"Becoming American Initiative aims to counter popular misconceptions about immigrants, especially Hispanic immigrants, providing evidence of their upward economic mobility, educational achievement, language and social assimilation, and civic participation."
I see that they want nothing to do with tracking their driving records and associated fatalities and injuries. I wonder why.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
I didn't skimp. I blew January through May's Cruise Boat budget on this post.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Fine, as long as I don't get taxed to pay for all that baby oil and fishnet stockings.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 07:58 PM (gyL25)
The latter. See comment #44.
When the left needs a frowny concern-quote from a Concernedly Conservative Concernatervative, they'll be elbow-deep in Kristol's voluminous ass, making his dumb frog mouth blurp out words unto the end of time.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Capt. Bill at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (RuIsu)
The Bulwark, a conservative site published by the Defending Democracy Together Institute ...
Odd how a conservative site sounds like a commie one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Sounds suspiciously like Democracy Now!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (aKsyK)
Then, The Bulwark= 🚣
Posted by: Surfperch at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (5kh8A)
Word to the wise: don't put your mouth to the bung for fresh air.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (UANBF)
I'll send him a note this weekend.
For references I can use Bluebell. I met her a few months back.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (0tfLf)
Kristol's best used by date has come and gone.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (iEuxk)
-Rick Wilson
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 07:57 PM (aKsyK)
They are desperate to divide Trump from his base.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (NLLmE)
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Then they are doing it exactly wrong. Comments like this just firm up the resolve of his base.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (ffYR/)
Speaking of phony ass conservatives. I tuned in the Joe Walsh (former congressman not the guy in the Eagles) show tonight to listen to a couple minutes of his bullshit. He said, Not one Republican or conservative can criticize what the raghead from Michigan said, because Trump calls people names too. The clown is such a cuck and when callers call him out on it he just goes ballistic.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: logprof at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (cS3Yq)
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Truth In Anagrams:
Bath We Lurk
Posted by: ...
That made me crack up.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (Uj7SU)
Bulwark
Shades of Bulworth but for these staunch "conservatives"?
F-bomb them! F-bomb them into oblivion!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (pNxlR)
Or you can pay a penance but you probably don't want to do that unless you have no self respect then ok what the hell.
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
The Bull-Wank.
Posted by: Cow-Seed! at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (50uNw)
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Warren Beatty at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:05 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:05 PM (QLvwG)
The wall has always been a con for Donald Trump's credulous rube 10-toothed base.
-Rick Wilson
Posted from Qatar, no doubt, as he's signed on as a eunuch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (pNxlR)
Buying off conservative media USED to make sense. Everyone on the right was fully aware of mainstream media bias. The right approach was to pay off the people we trusted to drip poison in our ears and subtly massage our opinions.
But... we fuckin figured it out, dumb-dumbs, and we fuckin hate you more than the Left now.
You jackwagons are actually PAYING people to draw eyeballs away from the mainstream propaganda organs you run... Solely for the purpose of ridiculing your crippled cat's paws, and reminding those people every single day why they hate and distrust you and your Conservative Media Ecosystem™ puppets.
How could a co-founder of e-bay so badly miscomprehend stealth digital marketing?
Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he's paying for this industrial grade sloptrough as a gift for years of loyal toadying for Monster Tech.
Because it makes zero sense from political or business standpoints.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: shibumi at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: Warren Beatty at January 04, 2019 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
I always thought it was Ishtar.
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (sxa85)
(1) We now have fake conservatives like Captain Kristol saying what they're paid to say by Progressives to bolster Progressive talking points.
(2) We have outfits like Fusion GPS (most assuredly not the only one of its kind) that specialize in flat-out multi-faceted propaganda campaigns, prosecuted on behalf of the highest bidder.
(3) We have "traditional journalists" (in name only) that are paid by the Fusion GPSs of the world to distribute the paid propaganda.
(4) We have Community Organizers coordinating multi-disciplinary efforts to further all of the above + "direct action" campaigns, like coordinating mass importation of Democrat voters from foreign countries.
(5) We have coordinated efforts by News, Opinion, Entertainment, Sports, Arts (Music), technology companies and education institutions to deplatform and to socially and economically ostracize ANYONE that doesn't get on board with points 1-4 above, mostly affecting conservatives, but increasingly including any Progressive that steps out of line.
Huh. All that's missing is, you know, factual reporting on the...er.....facts. Scary shit my friends.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
People here have self-respect?
First I heard of it.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 08:06 PM (Vgw1E)
Public service
Elections should be honest
Citizenship has rights and responsibilities
The U.S. is a force for good
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (EZebt)
Website says that information on that is coming very soon.
Can't Wait!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (/rm4P)
Wesley Crusher's favorite job on the Enterprise was cleaning Jeffery's tube.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (sxa85)
zombie, I thought your They will NEVER convince us of their lies. And we will NEVER convince them of our truths. and associated observations were spot on, well written and profound. Excellent work!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Aw, shucks! Don't make me blush.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (c+2jX)
Sperm burpin penis holster.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (YndB3)
Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at January 04, 2019 08:00 PM (WqPYg)"
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Riff on Kraftwerk?
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 08:08 PM (hT1qM)
I see that they want nothing to do with tracking their driving records and associated fatalities and injuries. I wonder why.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
Lumping legal Hispanic immigrants with illegals is racist (ethnicist?) and insulting. And our open borders betters keep on doing it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 08:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Rocky at January 04, 2019 08:08 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:08 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:09 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 08:09 PM (CL76w)
Bulwark
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 08:09 PM (/rm4P)
The DDT Institute.
DDT (professional wrestling), per Wikipedia:
"Although widely credited as an invention of Jake Roberts, who gave the DDT its famous name, the earliest known practitioner of the move was Mexican wrestler Black Gordman, who frequently performed it during the 1970s."
Countering popular misconceptions.
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma at January 04, 2019 08:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (zLDYs)
The answer is never "E." They only include an E to bait poor minority students into picking it. All white students are told in 8th grade, "It's never E."
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Oh Lord, I'm dying.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (Vgw1E)
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me run cummin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself (I don't want)
I touch myself (anybody else)
I touch myself (when I think about you)
I touch myself
I touch myself (I don't want)
I touch myself (anybody else)
I touch myself (when I think about you)
I honestly do
I touch myself (I don't want)
I touch myself (anybody else)
I touch myself (when I think about you)
I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch myself
Posted by: A dedication: from the Cucks to the Lefty Big Bucks at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (2sCft)
Not, but since someone brought it up does the band Kraftwerk make anyone else want macaroni and cheese?
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
I didn't skimp. I blew January through May's Cruise Boat budget on this post.
Budget? I figured this place was Low Budget, but I never knew it HAD a budget.
https://youtu.be/8cVOnYZOlsA
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:01 PM (PbpT7)"
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Any of them bound for Panama Canal? I hear it's a great experience?
Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 08:11 PM (hT1qM)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:11 PM (md3fh)
"Shouldn't the term of art be The BullWark?"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:11 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: logprof at January 04, 2019 08:11 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:12 PM (iEuxk)
The MFM is absolutely gushing over that raghead kunt saying she's going to impeach that motherf*cker. Imagine if a Republican said that about Barry? The MFM, Dems and GOPe would demand that person resign immediately.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:12 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:12 PM (sxa85)
183 Bulwark--a noun describing the act of bringing the bull to ejizcalation by manipulation with the hand.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (zLDYs)
Handbull is their preferred exercise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:13 PM (pNxlR)
saying she's going to impeach that motherf*cker. Imagine if a
Republican said that about Barry? The MFM, Dems and GOPe would demand
that person resign immediately.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:12 PM (SiINZ)
They did. Remember me?
Posted by: Joe 'You Lie!' Wilson at January 04, 2019 08:13 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
Only Canadians call it that.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 08:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:15 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:15 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: logprof at January 04, 2019 08:15 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 08:07 PM (/rm4P)
Grrrls just want to have fun!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: little billy krystal, Big Bull Soros personal handwarker at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (RVcmP)
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Oh yes, Kristol is totally "blown" (heh), but that's the point. Conservatives are not his target audience, that's quite clear. His target audience is now the Progressives that watch CNN and who read and believe the completeness and accuracy of the NYT (you know, like Failed Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney.). But even then, I say "target audience" loosely, because everyone that watches CNN hates Bill Kristol. He's not used to "win" anyone over. He's literally being paid so NYT writers and CNN commentators can agree with one another with the bonus parting shot of "....and even Conservatives agree." That's it.
It's not even "Cuck."
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (db5dt)
That young woman was you, wasn't it?
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (sxa85)
The MFM is absolutely gushing over that raghead kunt saying she's going to impeach that motherf*cker. Imagine if a Republican said that about Barry? The MFM, Dems and GOPe would demand that person resign immediately.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:12 PM (SiINZ)
Exactly. It's a pretty glaring illustration of the two sets of rules.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
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With G-d as my witness... if there is ever the opportunity to settle accounts with the Left, I hereby volunteer to handle the retribution on these people. In a fashion that would make a Cossack knouter queasy.
These ones... there is nothing to harsh for these quislings.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bosk at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:15 PM (iEuxk)
The cows don't excite them enough anymore?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (QLvwG)
🍹 I'm hoping Steve Hayes will join as bartender and looking forward to having him serve me sangria and margaritas!
⚓
Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (DuAZ5)
https://thebulwark.com/
"LEAD STORY
Trump Allies Try to Rig the 2020 GOP Nomination -
William Kristol, The Bulwark"
I shit you not.
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (PVgW5)
zombie, I thought your They will NEVER convince us of their lies. And we will NEVER convince them of our truths. and associated observations were spot on, well written and profound. Excellent work!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)
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Seconded. Thanks to Mark Andrew Edwards for referring to it in the subsequent thread.
Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)
***Opening chords of "Holidays in the Sun"****
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 08:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:18 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma at January 04, 2019 08:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:19 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 04, 2019 08:19 PM (7ZQe3)
Again, I shit you not.
...
This is adorable.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)
There's a rich woman who lives not to far away who has built a farm dedicated to mating rare animals. They do much of the mating through artificial means like you described.
This is not a job I aspire too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (5aX2M)
"LEAD STORY
Trump Allies Try to Rig the 2020 GOP Nomination -
William Kristol, The Bulwark"
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)
The incumbent President running for re-election is now "rigging the nomination"?
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 04, 2019 07:38 PM (0S4Yk)
Funny that you should say that, because when WMAL first put O'Connor on in prime drive time, I thought he was a real loser, but now the more I listen, the more I like him. Very smart, very hard-working, and very perceptive.
My only remaining problem is that he sounds like he's having so much fun while he's working it makes me jealous!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)
what the bull was thinking. He might have been thinking, Oh, good! Or,
he might have thought "Oh, my balls!" I will never know the answer.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:15 PM (md3fh)
It ain't pleasant.
Posted by: Vic, A Boy and His Dog at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (QLvwG)
It helps if you talk dirty to them, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (sxa85)
Simply pick one from each column and voila:
Column A
Media
United
Americans For
Reform
Voice
Southern
Environmental
United
Media
Reform
Women's
Consumer
International
Community
Column B
Freedom
Democracy
Peace
Change
Accuracy
Integrity
Truth
Peace
Action
Voice
Families
Progress
Justice
Column C
Institute
Review
For America
Now!
Center
Federation
Union
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (imDUY)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (md3fh)
I heard someone on a local Chicago radio station call out Sykes a while ago. Said he was conservative because he thought he could make money at it but was as conservative as Morton Downey Jr.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 04, 2019 08:22 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:22 PM (iEuxk)
Trump Allies Try to Rig the 2020 GOP Nomination -
William Kristol, The Bulwark"
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma
Has he been bribing superdelegates and murdering a whistleblower?
Oh wait...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 08:22 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
This calls for some secret court authorized spying!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:22 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (md3fh)
You nailed it!
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (Evws/)
Simply pick one from each column and voila:
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
That's awesome, and accurate.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
183 Bulwark--a noun describing the act of bringing the bull to ejizcalation by manipulation with the hand.
Posted by: Eromero
Handbull is their preferred exercise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I recently learned something very interesting about real-life "cucking" and the "cuck" community:
For most of these men, it is NOT about being humiliated in a masochism/sadism-type scenario, which is what most people assume. (I.e. they assume that cucks are sexual masochists who get a perverse thrill from the ultimate humiliation of having his wife screw another man in front of him).
No. That's not it.
Turn out that a majority of real-life intentional "cucks" are in fact closeted homosexuals too timid or fearful to approach another man (a man who is more masculine that they themselves), and the "cuckolding" sex act is simply a way for them to get close[/i[ to another man's penis in action, while still being in a theoretically heterosexual scenario.
The really nervy ones then try to make the cuck act into a MMF three-way, with the ultimate goal of them giving a blowjob to the "bull" -- at which point the wife/female becomes an irrelevant non-participant, whose only role was to lure the bull into a seemingly straight sex act, when it was in fact destined to be a gay sex act all along.
If the cuck can't get up the nerve to dive in on the dick, or if the bull protests, the cuck can at least get a close-up live-action view of the desired manly penis at work. Good consolation prize, at a minimum.
This, according to the latest sexology studies.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (c+2jX)
Unitalic. Sigh.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 08:24 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:16 PM (5aX2M)
"Quisling" and "Vichy" are pejorative adjectives that need to be used much more often in rational political discourse!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:24 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Of course I meant to include "Defending" and "Together" and messed up the joke but thanks.
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:25 PM (uEbPt)
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I know it is hard to believe, but I have read of a place in New Zealand where young ladies sit at a bar and drink shots of bull semen. No, I am serious. Why they do this is unknown to me.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM
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That's because you are a stupid ignorant hater of everything good.
Posted by: NZ Bull Semen Shots, Inc. at January 04, 2019 08:25 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019
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He does always sound happy, doesn't he? I like that. He can be very serious but he's an upbeat person and considering that he has to nosedive into politics every day, that's pretty amazing.
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (0S4Yk)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Of course I meant to include "Defending" and "Together" and messed up the joke but thanks.
Posted by: ...
Someone should make an app out of your comment!
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (md3fh)
They should call it the Bullwinkle.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Bulwark Editor-in-Chief: Rocket J. Squirrel.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 07:50 PM (c+2jX)
Excellent! I'm sure that Boris and Natasha will give them a good rogering or even several.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM (md3fh)
+++
High protein diet.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (2sCft)
Jack'em Up!
Posted by: New Zealand Party Girl at January 04, 2019 08:26 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 08:27 PM (UANBF)
He blocked me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2019 08:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bill K. at January 04, 2019 08:27 PM (JcXHH)
where young ladies sit at a bar and drink shots of bull semen. No, I am
serious. Why they do this is unknown to me.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:21 PM
Less Filling! Tastes Great!
Posted by: NZ Bar Thots at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM (Evws/)
Fake news.
They are horse semen shots. The bar is in Wellington.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: New Zealand Party Girl at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (c+2jX)
++++
Interesting, but I could have lived my life not knowing that...
There's some really fucked up people in the world.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (2sCft)
Fake news.
They are horse semen shots. The bar is in Wellington.
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Sounds tasty!
Posted by: Shep! at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (2sCft)
The heart wants what it wants.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 08:30 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:30 PM (md3fh)
--
They are horse semen shots. The bar is in Wellington.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:28 PM
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That's why they need those boots.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 08:30 PM (RVcmP)
Unless you're one of those truly weird horse girls (and a lot of horse girls are really weird) like one of the people I used to work with.
Our other coworker went by her place to drop something off... and caught her in a crime against nature.
She tried to explain it away as needing to collect semen and not having a dummy.
You can construct one for under a hundred dollars in under an hour. Gimme a break.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:31 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:31 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2019 08:02 PM (0tfLf)
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I'll vouch for you! What are you up to?
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 04, 2019 08:31 PM (0S4Yk)
Yea, that's exactly what I was told when I asked why they didn't just let nature take it's course.
They also do it with a lot of high end horses to guard against injury.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:31 PM (/tuJf)
Here's to a friend who is ever true,
Here's to a gal, no matter what the load,
Who never declines, a shot of Bull Choad'
Posted by: New Zealand Party Girl at January 04, 2019 08:32 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
What's her number? She should be used to a guy like me.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 08:32 PM (Uj7SU)
--
There's some really fucked up people in the world.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (2sCft)
The heart wants what it wants.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM
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As does the colon.
Posted by: Shep at January 04, 2019 08:33 PM (RVcmP)
BullKrapWerk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (iEuxk)
*hesistates*
What... do 30 day horse fetuses ride? Big Wheels? Pogo balls?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:34 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM
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As does the colon.
Posted by: Shep at January 04, 2019 08:33 PM
++++
Nice one, Shep. Made me snort out loud.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:34 PM (2sCft)
"Quisling" and "Vichy" are pejorative adjectives that need to be used much more often in rational political discourse!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:24 PM (f3oO4) "
Truth !
5th columnists is good, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (jI3MC)
But Jizz is the Snizz'
Posted by: New Zealand Party Girl Toasts at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (sxa85)
" We are conservatives and Republicans standing up for the rule of law, for free trade, and for more welcoming legal immigration policies. "
--Defending Democracy Together homepage
You left out "put them in their place wars, muthafuckas!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (md3fh)
A one time employer paid 500,000 for a stud that would walk up to the dummy and colic.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (2sCft)
The main difference is the Mouth Feel.
The aftertaste is the same.
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 04, 2019 08:36 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:36 PM (md3fh)
McSpooge
Posted by: mikeyG at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)
could start a bull semen sipping business and clean up big time. It
could be the next McDonald's!
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:34 PM (md3fh)
Add a VIP Tasting Room and a Cigar Bar and you're golden.
Posted by: NZ Bar Thots at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (WNAuL)
I could've gone my whole life without knowing that.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM (iEuxk
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Whoa!! That must have been one prime specimen!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:38 PM (5aX2M)
The main difference is the Mouth Feel.
The aftertaste is the same.
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 04, 2019 08:36 PM (sxa85)
++++
I say we combine this with a cigar bar. You'll want a good smoke after sipping the semen.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:38 PM (2sCft)
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And it has to be orange NOT yellow!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 08:23 PM (Evws/)
The poutine thread is Sundays.
Posted by: Miklos, by the book at January 04, 2019 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 04, 2019 08:38 PM (jI3MC)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:35 PM
Runaway freight trains are fun!
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 08:36 PM
I get to be the caboose!
Posted by: Bulwark Staffer at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)
some people strike me as the sort of people who would be into ShitPlay.
A lot of people have been striking me as being shit-sex-fiends lately.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (sxa85)
But still no report on the Vegas shooting. We're not voting our way out of this.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 04, 2019 08:38 PM (jI3MC)
++++
It's all fun and games, until you end up locked in a glory hole.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (2sCft)
--Defending Democracy Together homepage
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (WNAuL)
I could've gone my whole life without knowing that.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
But now you won't. A simple "thank you" will suffice.
* snort *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (pNxlR)
The aftertaste is the same.
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 04, 2019 08:36 PM (sxa85)
$50 on Umami in the third.
Posted by: the amusing Goldberg chap at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Alien Nation LOL at January 04, 2019 08:41 PM (zMzA6)
Posted by: Ever at January 04, 2019 08:41 PM (1Zh0U)
Sexual assault cover-up may be behind Parkland shooting clusterfuck.
From now on, when I see facepalm stupid behavior by public officials (including clergy), that's my go-to explanation.
Posted by: logprof at January 04, 2019 08:41 PM (e7oj4)
The wall has always been a con for Donald Trump's credulous rube 10-toothed base.
-Rick Wilson
When the Era of Just Desserts arrives, some will be especially just.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
But once a week - cryo-canisters of bull semen. I always was terrified one would break open on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM (T6t7i)
A lot of people have been striking me as being shit-sex-fiends lately.
Posted by: ace
I've always said that I wouldn't piss on Bill Kristol if he were on fire...
but would I shit on him for money?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:40 PM (QLvwG)
It's not about the money.
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)
++++
That is a totally rational fear.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
What...what were you doing with them?
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (T6t7i)
We call them 'German'.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
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Schiessefreude.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (bML9A)
Come back to the New Years Resolutions/GAINZZZ Thread, guys, pretty please.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ramondo at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (XyqNs)
306 Hmmm. Sykes.
Sounds like "see, ikes; two words which mean 'excrement' and 'cranium.'"
Posted by: Alien Nation LOL at January 04, 2019 08:41 PM (zMzA6)
Bill Sykes was the especially vile adult thief associated with Fagin's den of pickpockets in "Oliver Twist", was he not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
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Schiessefreude.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (EZebt)
Shoot the ass?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Frau Merdekel at January 04, 2019 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
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One of my college jobs was loading trucks bound for Wyoming. Lots of jeans and ag equipment.
But once a week - cryo-canisters of bull semen. I always was terrified one would break open on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:42 PM
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Bull-cicles can put your eye out, kid.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 08:45 PM (RVcmP)
Rule of law? Yippee, more witch hunts.
Free Trade? Yippee, more corporatism that screws over working people.
Welcoming 'legal' immigration policies? So, borders are for losers I guess.
Seriously, they can call themselves whatever they want. The reality?
They're lefitst globalists.
Posted by: DocJ at January 04, 2019 08:45 PM (Vfj9+)
We call them 'German'.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (sxa85)
Whatever you do, don't mention the war!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (SiINZ)
Another perversion of history, Jefferson owned a copy of the koran becasue he was trying to figure out what could "religion" possibly eff up people that looked so much like fellow humans.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (f3oO4)
Too much bull semen talk.
Come back to the New Years Resolutions/GAINZZZ Thread, guys, pretty please.
In the New Year, I resolve not to handle bull semen. Better?
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 08:43 PM (T6t7
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Pulling them from a high speed conveyor and stacking them in a drop frame trailer. It totally could've happened, dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (uEbPt)
on hunting trips, I have opened more than one Bunkhouse Freezer to put the groceries away and found these.
Groceries go right back into the cooler.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:47 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Miklos, a loyal Valu-Rite aficionado at January 04, 2019 08:47 PM (zCyNd)
BH, was that the horse you discussed with me at the MoMee?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (2sCft)
Winds of shit are in the air.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (LL1Be)
...leaves Alberquerque going 69 mph.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:49 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Correct, sir.
Posted by: Alien Nation LOL at January 04, 2019 08:49 PM (zMzA6)
Leave it shut down.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (LL1Be)
Please.
Posted by: Dept of Agriculture, Office of Bull Semen Inpsection at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM (QLvwG)
...leaves Alberquerque going 69 mph.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:49 PM (sxa85)
When does it arrive in San Francisco?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM (f3oO4)
...leaves Alberquerque going 69 mph.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:49 PM (sxa85)
...where do they bury the survivors?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
Ace already debunked that line hours ago. Read the blog before you troll, or I'll dock your tendies and hot pockets.
Posted by: Soros. at January 04, 2019 08:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 08:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:51 PM (iEuxk)
the universe of information that cereal boxes and newspaper front pages comprised was very limited but it was very safe.
now with the internets you have access to nearly everything useful and deviant that humans have access to.
for example, I know not only what bill kristol's role as a cuck means in general but specifically what his roles and duties are and how he is required to deliver them.
even worse, I have enough information about things that I wish I did not have that I might suggest that were bill kristol a batman villain he would be called the gokkun gobbler and not the bukkake bandit.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 08:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 08:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:49 PM (sxa85)
What about the train from Chicago? There was always a fucking train from Chicago.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 04, 2019 08:52 PM (0maiO)
Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at January 04, 2019 08:52 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 08:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 08:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:53 PM (/tuJf)
In the New Year, I resolve not to handle bull semen. Better?
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 08:46 PM (T6t7i)
I wasn't going to make any New Year's resolutions, but I think I can keep that one.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Mickey Hart and Tony Bennett were both guests of Nancy Pelosi at her swearing in. Disappointing.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
What do you expect from lefty leftists?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
Simultaneously, a train carrying the New Zealand Bikini Team leaves Chicago.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 08:52 PM (PUmDY)
Tony Bennett has been a raging lefty forever. Now he's probably as senile as Nancy Lugosi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (SiINZ)
Seemed to fit, and this context makes it even easier to understand!
Thanks. I need to talk listen to you more!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (sxa85)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 08:55 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 08:54 PM (sxa85)
Laden, or unladen?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 04, 2019 08:55 PM (0maiO)
Posted by: logprof at January 04, 2019 08:55 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2019 08:56 PM (h0xa8)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 08:57 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
That's easy:
All of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2019 08:57 PM (h0xa8)
Hope everybody took their blood pressure meds. The ahoy-boys site is already up and running.
https://thebulwark.com/
Posted by: Hands - the Barrel has a fresh New Year's aroma at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)
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Is it me, or does that look straight off the press from Der Spiegel?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 08:58 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I was just thinking that "The Bulkhead" was Kap'n Kuk's first choice, and that he had to be talked down from it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)
All of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 04, 2019 08:57 PM (h0xa
What do you mean, "everyone"?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 09:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ben Had
walks into a bar
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 09:00 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 04, 2019 09:00 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Orange Blossom Special at January 04, 2019 09:00 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 04, 2019 09:01 PM (jI3MC)
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 09:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 08:58 PM (13CQC)
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I loved rheir minor headline "Romney causing panic in TrumpLand".
No, Trump did not even bother to tweet.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 09:01 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Floyd at January 04, 2019 09:01 PM (ICaYg)
Say goodbye to home school you abusive Christian monsters!!
Yesterday Colopravda was on about red flag laws.
I need to move.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:01 PM (5aX2M)
1990s emo music sucked so bad. Even the Cure couldn't stand all that emo and produced the 'Wild Mood Swings' album with some happy stuff on it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Silver Streak at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (QLvwG)
Show your work.
Posted by: Rocky at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (nzKWW)
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I think LA Law did a show about a busted contract
for bull semen. The collected sample bottle was in the courtroom and was
valued at like $50,000 or so. IIRC, after winning the case the lawyer
went to retrieve it for his client and fumbled it, dropping it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM
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Didn't see it, but the AI I've been around has a metal vacuum bottle, a bit smaller than a five gallon bucket, that contains liquid nitrogen and the "straws" of semen. The AI'er then sticks the straw inside his coat to defrost it, before the "guide and squirt" finale.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (RVcmP)
Say goodbye to home school you abusive Christian monsters!!
Yesterday Colopravda was on about red flag laws.
I need to move.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at J
yes you should. you want to get out of the shit show while your real estate has value.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 09:03 PM (MTjB1)
"Becoming American Initiative aims to counter popular misconceptions about immigrants, especially Hispanic immigrants, providing evidence of their upward economic mobility, educational achievement, language and social assimilation, and civic participation."
Yeah, sorry, don't give a FUCK about any of that if you come here illegally. GET.THE.FUCK.OUT. Period.
You come here illegally, you have broken the law, and you go back the fuck where you came from. It's that simple, and every single person who believes illegal immigration is an issue, I GUARANTEE feels the same. You're not convincing a single person in the US that upwardly mobile, smart, assimilating illegals.... GET OUT.
Posted by: deadrody at January 04, 2019 09:03 PM (4nL9V)
So it really doesn't bother me unless they are atrociously obnoxious about it.
My siblings and a number of my friends are liberal, some just by osmosis. I love them nonetheless and enjoy their company. I just generally don't get into fruitless political arguments any more.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 09:04 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Casey Jones at January 04, 2019 09:04 PM (QLvwG)
Those canals won't dig themselves, you know.
Posted by: Miklos, motivator of zeks at January 04, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)
Seriously, is there any non-zero chance anyone would buy a "liberal" website funded by Texaco ? Or the Koch brothers ? Good lord man.
Posted by: deadrody at January 04, 2019 09:05 PM (4nL9V)
Now...
I finally understand the TMI acronym!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:06 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Six year-old child at January 04, 2019 09:06 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 09:07 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 09:07 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2019 09:08 PM (sFO1P)
for bull semen. The collected sample bottle was in the courtroom and was
valued at like $50,000 or so. IIRC, after winning the case the lawyer
went to retrieve it for his client and fumbled it, dropping it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 08:50 PM (QLvwG)
On the street they mix it with soy sauce and call it "Brown Cow".
Posted by: Ice-T at January 04, 2019 09:09 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 09:07 PM (zLDYs)
Glad neither of you is slacking off (and I would expect no less)!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:09 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Miklos, motivator of zeks at January 04, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)
*sigh*
Illegals are under jurisdiction of the Office of Physical Removal.
Our soybeans aren't hacking it, but OPR guards its rice bowl.
Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary at January 04, 2019 09:10 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ice-T at January 04, 2019 09:09 PM (9gHOW)
How now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 09:11 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 09:07 PM (9L2du)
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Anyone can report a gun owner as a "possible threat" to the cops and that will be "probable cause" to issue a warrant to seize your weapons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019
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Different, but equally sucky. Slightly more gay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:14 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Imagine Dragons is worse than AIDS.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 09:14 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)
Let's put it this way, they make us look good.
Posted by: Nickelback at January 04, 2019 09:14 PM (9gHOW)
Anyone can report a gun owner as a "possible threat" to the cops and that will be "probable cause" to issue a warrant to seize your weapons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:12 PM (5aX2M)
Oh, fuck. and me and little bro/whore gf on the outs.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 09:15 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:15 PM (CL76w)
The difference between the idiotic vape shop clerk and Kristol n' The Gang is that the vape shop clerk actually has deeply held beliefs, although they are severely misguided.
If you say to Kristol "Liberalism wins. Do my bidding," rather than a screaming tantrum, the response is "Sure, how much do I get paid!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2019 09:16 PM (pDXdx)
Show your work.
Posted by: Rocky at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (nzKWW
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Okay, well it's obvious you're not a horse.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2019 09:16 PM (13CQC)
We need conservatives who'll support the pres'dent
Not weak-kneed nogoodniks who just leave our minds bent...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:17 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:17 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (Yeic3)
VA secretary did not disclose that he had once been had relations which pro Southern Historic Groups.
He gave a speech 20 years ago... of course, the form he filled out for congress says in the last 10 years.
But now being proud of your southern Heritage makes you a non person, and automatic Racist bastard... so you must be cast out!
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (miE9U)
Those canals won't dig themselves, you know.
Posted by: Miklos
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The next time someone says "We're a nation of immigrants", ask them if they are an immigrant. Ask them how many people in the room are immigrants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Steve Broady, Old 97 at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (QLvwG)
"You know how I know you're gay? You named your band Imagine Dragons."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (miE9U)
With more lesbians wearing goggles.
Posted by: Some Jackass at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (KoKdw)
Ask how many know a legal immigrant or have one in their family.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:21 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Steve Broady, Old 97 at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (QLvwG)
Are we really sure your hand was on the throttle?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:22 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:22 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 09:18 PM (KoKdw)
I am not an immigrant.
In fact my Forefathers were here before the US existed.
I had a direct ancestor at Valley Fucking Forge.
they can kiss my lilly white ass.
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 09:23 PM (NgKpN)
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Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 09:02 PM (RVcmP)
Now...
I finally understand the TMI acronym!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:06 PM
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I have not yet begun to TMI.
Don big glove, hand up ass, pull out shit to make room, push straw into vagina, guide just past the cervix, squirt slowly (if you can), and withdraw. For luck, rub her clit.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 09:23 PM (RVcmP)
I know a legal immigrant. He's from New Zealand, how of the Equine Sperm Shooter. Really.
He did it the right way and it took him about 6 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Anyone here play?
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (iEuxk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:23
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Jack... six years or six seconds... there's no right way to guzzle animal cum.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:25 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:25 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:26 PM (/tuJf)
You need to follow up with Big Bad John
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)
And they ran through the bushes
and they ran through the brambles
they ran through places where a rabbit wouldn't go
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch em
right down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico!
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 09:26 PM (NgKpN)
The CuckCruise theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs
Because they are Macho Men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-BPRXYk9g
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 04, 2019 09:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 08:08 PM (9hauA)
"Immigrant" is a legal term for those that have valid Immigrant visas.
The correct term for a foreign national in the US is "alien", even if legal. There is no such thing as an illegal immigrant, it is illegal alien.
There is also "out of status". The progtards like to conflate that too with illegal aliens.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2019 09:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:27 PM (miE9U)
Anyone here play?
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2019 09:24 PM (jGvbj)
Just don't let then find your body wearing women's underwear.
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 04, 2019 09:27 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:27 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine
That's what I was always afraid of.
Posted by: zombie Ed Wood at January 04, 2019 09:28 PM (Uj7SU)
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 04, 2019 09:27 PM (9gHOW)
zombie Harold Washington: Tell me about it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 09:28 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:22 PM (f3oO4)
It was sorta boiled on there.
Posted by: Steve Broady, Old 97 at January 04, 2019 09:28 PM (QLvwG)
Perry Como FTW!
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:15 PM (CL76w)
That was about when Sayyid Qutb visited America and decided that it was a den of iniquity.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
If they can fill Gillette I will be impressed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
get off my lawn
Posted by: free tibet
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Catch a Falling Star?
Magic Moments?
Louis Armstrong now, Wonderful world.
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:30 PM (CL76w)
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Oh yeah. My Mexican ex-FiL used to go nuclear when liberals would make that equivalence. Like, 45-megaton nuclear. He HATED illegals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (5aX2M)
He did it the right way and it took him about 6 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:23 PM
6 years seems like an awful long time to bring a horse to ejaculate.
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (miE9U)
VA secretary did not disclose that he had once been had relations which pro Southern Historic Groups.
He gave a speech 20 years ago... of course, the form he filled out for congress says in the last 10 years.
But now being proud of your southern Heritage makes you a non person, and automatic Racist bastard... so you must be cast out!
Posted by: Don Q
Which "Southern Historic Group"? Wait till CNN finds out about Civil War Re-enactment groups. The poor dears will have the vapors.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:33 PM (CL76w)
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I know a legal immigrant. He's from New Zealand, how of the Equine Sperm Shooter. Really.
He did it the right way and it took him about 6 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:23 PM
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Is his name Sting?
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 09:33 PM (RVcmP)
Oh God, yes! I love that song. My husband learned to play it so I've listened to it a lot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (786Ro)
Don't it make my blue balls blue.
Posted by: Crystal Gayle's Weird Uncle at January 04, 2019 09:34 PM (9gHOW)
You should see his forearms. Looks like Popeye.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: qdpsteve
4 Non-Blondes provided me a song that is the ultimate ear worm resulting in me wanting to jab my ears with ice picks and electrocute my brain to make the bad noise stop is problematic.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 09:35 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 09:36 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 09:36 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2019 09:37 PM (iEuxk)
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Listening to "North to Alaska" by Johnny Horton...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:22 PM
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I'd trade all the gold that's buried in this land
For one small band of gold to place on sweet little Jenny's hand
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 09:37 PM (RVcmP)
ultimate ear worm resulting in me wanting to jab my ears with ice picks
and electrocute my brain to make the bad noise stop is problematic.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 09:35 PM (WNAuL)
I said hey, what's going on?
Posted by: A Real Ass at January 04, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)
A short Saga:
In the Rose Garden a press conference -
Thank you for coming, great to see you all, you're beautiful. We have
the greatest press in America, nobody could do the job you guys do, at
least not since Goebbels closed shop. Anyway, I'm here to talk about the
negotiations I just had with Chuck and Nancy
they are real tough negotiators, tough as nails. In fact it was like
pulling nails to get them to agree on the Wall. In fact, I'm pretty sure
I did pull nails. You know how a cat yowls when you step on its tail?
Magnify that by 10 and that was the yowling,
bigly.
Anyway, we have an agreement for the wall and they talked me down to
compromising on thirty billion because we have to make sure that the
auto-cannons are properly weatherproofed and they agreed that such an
investment without proper weatherproofing would be
most unwise, especially when I showed them pictures of their pets with
red 'X's' across them. Then they realized that I am a real New Yorker
and not a BS'er like Chuck here - hey, who'm I kidding Chuck is a great
guy.
Anyway, we can fill in the holes in the Rose Garden and cancel the lime
delivery - those boys from Jersey will still get paid because believe me
you don't want to disappoint them. We got our Wall, America's Wall and
it'll be yuge and magnificent. Believe me
I know magnificent, I see it every morning.
Thanks for coming, chumps.
To be continued....
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
6 years seems like an awful long time to bring a horse to ejaculate.
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 09:31 PM (786Ro)
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The horse had incredible control.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 09:37 PM (VEGnk)
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:38 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 09:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2019 09:40 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 04, 2019 09:40 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:22 PM
There are strange things done
Neath the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold
And the arctic trails
Have their secret tales
That would make a man's blood run cold
And the northern lights
Have seen strange sights
Yet the strangest they'd ever see
Was the night on the marge
Of Lake LeBarge
When I cremated Sam McGee.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 09:41 PM (0QYMt)
Imagine Dragons were selected as the halftime show to act as as a sedative to another Bama win. And Nickleback was busy.
They've been pushing that for weeks. I can't wait to mute them. Have to at least watch part of it so I'll know when to turn the sound back on to watch my Beloved Crimson Tide.
*heavy sigh* I miss flashing boobehs...um...I mean wardrobe malfunctions at halftime. Clearly, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 09:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 04, 2019 09:40 PM (3hIZX)
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Kristol is becoming the Fatty Arbuckle of punditry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 09:42 PM (VEGnk)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 09:42 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Love sharing music here, you all have the same great taste I do :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jim Lahey at January 04, 2019 08:48 PM (e7oj4)
Jim Lahey, from the old BMW forums?
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:42 PM (CL76w)
For one small band of gold to place on sweet little Jenny's hand
Posted by: irright
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*cues up Robt. Service, again*
Were you ever out in the Great Alone, when the moon was awful clear,
And the icy mountains hemmed you in with a silence you most could hear;
With only the howl of a timber wolf, and you camped there in the cold,
A half-dead thing in a stark, dead world, clean mad for the muck called gold;
While high overhead, green, yellow and red, the North Lights swept in bars? —
Then you've a hunch what the music meant. . . hunger and night and the stars.
And hunger not of the belly kind, that's banished with bacon and beans,
But the gnawing hunger of lonely men for a home and all that it means;
For a fireside far from the cares that are, four walls and a roof above;
But oh! so cramful of cosy joy, and crowned with a woman's love —
A woman dearer than all the world, and true as Heaven is true —
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 09:45 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 09:45 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 09:45 PM (QLvwG)
Driving that train, high on cocaine.
Posted by: Dead Head at January 04, 2019 09:46 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 04, 2019 09:45 PM (QLvwG)
I thought it was Alan Hale Jr
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 09:47 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (gtDDG)
Please mark your answer below with a #2 pencil.
Is that what is being referred to when the "shit end of the stick" is mentioned?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)
Too bad he turned out to be batshit insane...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
I miss talented FOOTBALL players playing in the games...
Not whiney bitchy millionaires.
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 09:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 09:36 PM (SiINZ)
I believe one of the aldermen in cahoots with the extortion racket was just swept up.
If anything Trump was one of many victims.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM (gtDDG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
At this point, I'd be fine with Dana Carvey imitating Neil Young.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (gtDDG)
It's true. My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.
Posted by: Billy K. at January 04, 2019 09:52 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 04, 2019 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
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Petty and Prince both had prior engagements.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 09:53 PM (VEGnk)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 09:53 PM (md3fh)
Was it Johnny Horton who also did "Sink the Bismarck"?
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Yes.
And the BW movie is on youtube and for an early 1960's production it isn't bad. The model ships are actually well done.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 09:53 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 09:54 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 09:55 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 09:55 PM (gtDDG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 09:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 04, 2019 09:55 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 09:55 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 04, 2019 09:54 PM (md3fh)
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As a kid I did some amazingly convincing special effects work with my battleship models and an M80. The entire navy had to be rebuilt after every 4th of July.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 09:56 PM (VEGnk)
Posted by: free tibet at January 04, 2019 09:56 PM (CL76w)
Here's the thing. Print media is dead. Can't make shit off it.
Online is okay, but anyone trying to monetize behind a paywall is a stupid bint because no one wants to read your shit that much.
So you give it away, for ad space. But that requires talent. Talent to drive people to your website.
In walks Bill Kristol. A washed up hack who's pissed off all the conservatives. The only people who read Kristol are his friends, people who want to get something from him, and people who hate his guts and want to skewer him.
That's your play? That's your traffic driving gameplan?
He sank the Weekly Standard. And you plop him into your website that no one has even heard of.
Exit question: When people put their hands up Cap'n Kristol's ass to make him talk, d o they where those purple hospital latex gloves or the regular ones you can buy at Walgreens?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 09:58 PM (pUDQf)
Was Kristol getting paid the whole time to be a sandbagger for the left ... using the NR name brand to dupe people into mind numbing pedantry on "fighting the good fight, without ever throwing a punch, and losing with nobility".
Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 09:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hookers and blow in 2019! at January 04, 2019 10:00 PM (Z216Q)
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Was it Johnny Horton who also did "Sink the Bismarck"?
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 09:51 PM
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Guy was a talent. No question. Listen to "Cherokee Boogie" (apologies to Liawatha) then check out "Comanche". He could sing anything.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 10:08 PM (RVcmP)
His second wife Diane, was a WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, and gave Charlie 2 sons. Both are either at GEORGETOWN or done. They went to my sons high school. Charlie was caught playing with FIREWORKS in a Whitefish Bay Wisconsin park. (Home of Craig Counsel). Diane gave him the bums rush and became a FED APPEALS CT JUDGE in CHICAGO.
He married the 3rd hussy, and she was a "Dancer" turned High School teacher.
He is creapy and is indeed a CUCK of epic proportions.
Posted by: SUG at January 04, 2019 10:09 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: moviegique at January 04, 2019 10:13 PM (0jzUw)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 04, 2019 10:32 PM (c+cGk)
He was great.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 04, 2019 10:33 PM (c+cGk)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 04, 2019 10:55 PM (RuIsu)
Oh, I was just banned from Powerline for calling their resident cuck a coward.
This is a month after Legal Innsurrection banning me for speculating that Ragspiere is allowed to abuse the guests because he's a sock puppet for Prof Jacobson to anonymously vent his contempt of his comentariot, ala Althouse & Meade.
And shortly before that I had to self-ban from Patterico for telling his moderator to shove their CoC up there if he was only going to enforce it against me for responding in kind while instigators got a pass. (Self ban because their ban hammer malfunctioned, trolling I'm doing it wrong? )
Anyways, just sayin, these so-called conservative sites that whine about censorship sure are quick to don jack boots and ban us for thought crime.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 05, 2019 12:04 AM (UP1WP)
The only real question I have at this point is: with the Judas cucks failing before the kill switch can be thrown, exactly how repressive and violent with the Deep State enforcers become? The Great Unwashed are becoming an annoyance, after all. One more election going the wrong way for these folks and even that pretense goes out the window.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 05, 2019 12:22 AM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Michael Haz at January 05, 2019 08:21 AM (9ivOl)
Posted by: Truth-hammer at January 05, 2019 04:11 PM (LOZco)
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