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Hmmm....Little Joseph Goebbels scored a 1270 on his SATs, not good enough to get into most top flight schools. I guess Harvard's requirements are more...elastic!

But wait!

75% of Harvard students score over a 1470 on their SAT with the bottom 25% averaging just over 1400. You really need over a 1470 to be considered.

So what's the over/under on how many semesters Mr. Piggy lasts before moving on to a non-profit that specializes in gutting the 2nd Amendment?

Of course a deeply pessimistic reader has suggested that Harvard will drag the porcine retard across the finish line regardless of his well-documented stupidity and lack of basic skills like spelling, punctuation, etc.

Posted by: CBD at 06:06 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2018 06:00 PM (NgKpN)

2 Merry Christmas Horde-sters!!

Posted by: zeera at December 24, 2018 06:01 PM (6My+C)

3 Who's paying his tuition?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK)

4 That's a punchable face

Posted by: zeera at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (6My+C)

5 He pegged 1600 on the self-entitled index, so there's that.

Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (Pqytn)

6 So, Harvard is rewarding supposedly (not even really) being a victim.

Hell, they are rewarding someone for not even being there.

You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

7 Top 10.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (5E/ly)

8 Spelling and punctuation are tools of the White Patriarchy and it is racist to criticize or even correct someone else's self expression of their truth.

Look at me! I'm gonna be in the top bunk at the camps!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (jp0Bv)

9 This story really pissed me off, which is probably why Harvard did it.

To piss off Trump supporters.

Universities are basically showing the world you will be rewarded for having the right politics.

Posted by: Blago at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (UfkIY)

10 You're being to harsh on this young man, Jooo. He will Major in Fysiks and SJW Science with a minor in lesbian grandmothers and there transgendered cats.

NOw reLiease KonTrul of da Bancs!!

Posted by: mArc LuMAnt Hilz, sMurt pRofEsor at December 24, 2018 06:03 PM (E7svB)

11 Welp, so much for Harvard. Apparently not ALL of the affirmative action spots go to black folk any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2018 06:04 PM (NXsWM)

12 The dog eater and Google set the bar with Clock Boy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 24, 2018 06:04 PM (cpdXU)

13 Corgies called

Posted by: zeera at December 24, 2018 06:04 PM (6My+C)

14 A degree at Slippery Rock State University has more merit than Harvard at this point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (E7svB)

15 I agree. Harvard will see to it that he graduates no matter what. Hope his stinking attitude earns him a blanket party somewhere before the 4 years are up, however.

Posted by: Nan at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (gC3e7)

16 As I commented the other day when this 'news' broke, I am a little surprised by this development. Although I am certain Hogg feels he has a lot of knowledge he can bestow upon those at Harvard - students, administrators, and professors alike - I was a little surprised that Harvard agreed to provide a forum for him to educate everyone at this formerly great institution. I guess they are a match made for each other.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (iBmJc)

17 There's a window licker.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7)

18 Wait, did this mental midget even finish high school? I thought he just went directly into mouthing off from the horrendous event.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (NXsWM)

19 That's the re-mastered SAT - the one they dumbed down since 1990-2, when people like me and, er, Asia Carrera were taking it. Carrera today could sail through the process and not even need to blow an admissions officer (unless she wanted to)

Hogg on the other hand . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 24, 2018 06:05 PM (xNs+e)

20 Blago

It's self-defeating, chipping away at the cachet of a Harvard degree.

My rule when I'm in academia is if you mention your PhD from a prestigious place (esp. Yale, MIT or Harvard) in the first four paragraphs, you are a putz.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:06 PM (hyuyC)

21 I'm beginning to not like Harvard.

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2018 06:06 PM (NLLmE)

22 I really cannot wait until he starts badmouthing "the man" at Hahvahd and gets handed his ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2018 06:07 PM (NXsWM)

23 I read that a Harvard grad said that Harvard wasn't particularly hard but the trick was getting in.

Posted by: Henry Lee at December 24, 2018 06:07 PM (ZaZvt)

24 He is of the Body politic. Harvard is not even using GPA anymore, it is now pass/fail. He will not be allowed to fail.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:07 PM (ffYR/)

25 Just dropping by before getting ready for the Christmas Eve candlelight service to say - -

Merry Christmas, beloved Horde!

Glory to the newborn King!

Posted by: Emmie at December 24, 2018 06:07 PM (4HMW8)

26 Reeks of white privilege.

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at December 24, 2018 06:08 PM (vz1Pi)

27 Despite having high cheekbones, he took a spot that could have been offered to an Indian (woo woo, not dot)

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:08 PM (MVjcR)

28 **wreeks**

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2018 06:08 PM (NLLmE)

29 Christmas Eve evening, Horde! Anyone get an update from Jane DOh?

At the homestead we got snow - just enough to look pretty but not enough to lay anyone on the road.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 24, 2018 06:09 PM (yKPAy)

30 24 He is of the Body politic. Harvard is not even using GPA anymore, it is now pass/fail. He will not be allowed to fail.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Just like Obama! Kid's got a future.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2018 06:09 PM (E7svB)

31 Harvard. Ptui.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

32 I am going to buy a new gun to commemorate Harvard's decision

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (h1jJh)

33 Hogg on the other hand . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo a

In fairness, an admissions officer could have been one of the guys at his glory hole.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (Uj7SU)

34 You really need over a 1470 to be considered.

Either that, or connections. Mostly connections.

Sounds like someone is preparing Hogg for a career in politics.

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (sdi6R)

35 If there is a good SAT simulator available online, I think it'd be a hoot for the entire Moron Horde to strap on the ol' Dunce Cap, and give it a whirl.

How much would you wanna bet that the Horde Average would be kinda way over to the Good Side of the Bell Curve?

How much MORE would you wanna bet that the publisher(s) of any such SAT site would then scramble like hell to bury the results of those tests, never to be seen again?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (QzJWU)

36 I'm beginning to not like Harvard.

To be sung to the tune of 'it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (xNs+e)

37 *reeks

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:11 PM (QfXC4)

38 Sometimes I wish I ran a company, just so I could not hire Ivy League assholes.

Posted by: josephistan at December 24, 2018 06:12 PM (Izzlo)

39 A degree at Haaaavard isn't what it use to be.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 06:12 PM (/rm4P)

40 Harvard short bus

Hogg's Harvard education to be interrupted by new political career:

Cortez-Hogg 2020
Never mind that Constitutional age limit

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here at December 24, 2018 06:12 PM (YxmCS)

41 Off for some Merry Making!!

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2018 06:12 PM (E7svB)

42 Jim

Well, I'll bring down that average.

I keep forgetting about Gell-Mann amnesia. And I have troule spelling HCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:12 PM (hyuyC)

43 Camera Hogg will go the way of Cindy Sheehan.

I will point and laugh when it happens.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (WEBkv)

44 I have to say, I have worked with a lot of Harvard grads and he will fit right in.

MIT, Stanford, Even Bezerkley is better. Or Yale on a good day, but I have seen more incompetence come out hf Harvard than any other school.

Nowadays, I just assume anyone from Harvard is untrainable and an ass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (LWu6U)

45 If Harvard doesn't humor him, he'll just organize a Harvard boycott.

Posted by: PG at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (Yox9g)

46 Feed bad for the kid who was denied so that there was room for Hogg. There are a limited number of spots, so someone else clearly lost out so that Harvard could own the Cons.

Posted by: Liberty at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (MmlEs)

47 Gotta go, I just found out I'm bringing Mom to the family dinner about an hour ago. Nothing says family Christmas like last minute changes without a heads up. This actually apparently got dropped on my lap, adding an hour and a half of additional driving time, two days ago. Bro just failed to inform me.

Of course I was going to do some last minute wrapping and buying one more gift.

*sigh*

We may be late to dinner.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)

48 Nowadays, I just assume anyone from Harvard is untrainable and an ass.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (LWu6U)
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Hey! I'd fit right in!

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (MVjcR)

49 Oh, I almost forgot, You guys are prejudiced against Pipe Cleaner-Americans

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (jp0Bv)

50 Thanks , Hadrian, just got the thumbdrive
Will check it out
Also we just got my son another car, he totalled it hitting a deer around Thanksgiving, got same car in black

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (og/AI)

51 **rapping**

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)

52 Wrote before he will do no work, write nothing, we will never know his grades or courses and he will get a degree.
Much like a Jug Ears guy we know.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (/rm4P)

53 They are practically throwing the Asian-American class action against them. Not only is he a non-legacy white male with a sub 1300 nu-SAT, he pretty much obliterates the "positive personal qualities" defense. A decent lawyer should be able to make the judge admit that face just needs to be punched.

Posted by: trev006 at December 24, 2018 06:14 PM (mE/2r)

54 Imagine him being in a class where there is active participation and he is light years behind everyone in the room. Because he will not prepare. The word will get out.

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (QfXC4)

55 I say, this Hogg fellow has the boorish manners of a Yalie.

Posted by: Intellectual Giant sipping Earl Grey Tea at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (IHRhq)

56 Nellie Ohr pulled some strings.

Posted by: literally serious at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (77jVU)

57 Either that, or connections. Mostly connections.

Sounds like someone is preparing Hogg for a career in politics.
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:10 PM (sdi6R)

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No doubt. He is going to Major in PoliSci. He will be on a ballot in 2024.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (ffYR/)

58 They're marching to a faster pace. Look out...

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (2lndx)

59 >>Hey! I'd fit right in!

(Oh shit, so would I)

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 24, 2018 06:15 PM (LWu6U)

60 Feed bad for the kid who was denied so that there
was room for Hogg. There are a limited number of spots, so someone else
clearly lost out so that Harvard could own the Cons.

Posted by: Liberty at December 24, 2018 06:13 PM (MmlEs)

This is an excellent example for those who accuse Harvard of bias in its admissions process.

And he is absolutely preparing himself for a political career.

Posted by: Vendette at December 24, 2018 06:16 PM (pQBgp)

61 Only the best and brightest. Yep.

Posted by: literally serious at December 24, 2018 06:16 PM (77jVU)

62 On the old SAT scoring system, I scored a 1580.

I had chunks of Hogg in my stool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 24, 2018 06:16 PM (pw+jk)

63 LeftCoast, yup.

I've found in many families, there are those whose time is considered valuable, and those whose time is NOT considered valuable.

I'm in the latter category, although I've gotten better about enforcing boundaries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 24, 2018 06:16 PM (miE9U)

64 We're we not supposed to get high before the test?

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (MVjcR)

65 The one example of white privilege thats actually true and this is the one they wont sue over.

Liberalism is a fucking disease.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (IHRhq)

66 Merry Christmas, folks.

You gotta love a holiday that makes trees the art form.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (dBJ5E)

67 Weasel.

You should put together a class to teach at your local Community College.

Applied Mathematics, the Art and Science of External Ballistics.

Geez...just the Course Abstract would make their heads explode, and that's *before* the Tannerite!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (QzJWU)

68 Next step, editor of the Harvtard law review.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (jGvbj)

69 Gonna watch some rifftrax Christmas shorts to kill the time until I have to go to Christmas Eve parties

Posted by: josephistan at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (Izzlo)

70 Lower standards for the politically correct.
Yep. Perfect Leftism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 24, 2018 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

71 Oh, plus Hogg is a needledick.

Just to stay on topic.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:18 PM (dBJ5E)

72 Now Cal State Long Beach, among others that rejected him, can crow that they're more exclusive and have higher admission standards than Harvard.

"Yeah, we suggest to all our rejected applicants that they apply to one of the backup schools, such as Harvard."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 24, 2018 06:18 PM (Cd7oE)

73 Lupe/Pigg 2024

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 24, 2018 06:18 PM (Tyii7)

74 67 Weasel.

You should put together a class to teach at your local Community College.

Applied Mathematics, the Art and Science of External Ballistics.

Geez...just the Course Abstract would make their heads explode, and that's *before* the Tannerite!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (QzJWU)
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Ha! Would need to hire strippers as classroom assistants.

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (MVjcR)

75 What stupid times to be alive. At least it was not always like this. I blame PC and participation awards.

Oh, in case you are wondering these are the Bad Men make Bad Times part of history.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (pw+jk)

76 I honestly did not understand the meaning of "punchable face" until this Hogg person came on the scene. And I immediately understood.

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (QfXC4)

77 That IS connected white privilege

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (yhf6w)

78 71 Oh, plus Hogg is a needledick.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:18 PM (dBJ5E)

Also that.

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (QfXC4)

79 Deplorable Jay, LOL.
Cal State Long Beach is my local 4-year university.

But I'm glad they rejected him.
It proves they actually HAVE standards, plus I don' want assholes like Hogg in my neighborhood.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (miE9U)

80 66 Merry Christmas, folks.

You gotta love a holiday that makes trees the art form.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:17 PM (dBJ5E)

Dead trees, though. Doesn't that bother you?

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's have a holiday where we drag a dead tree into the house, stick it in a bucket of water, and wrap it with electrical wires. What could go wrong?"

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

81 Maybe he will be taunted and ostracized by the rich and privileged students that he snaps and obtains a gun and starts shooting.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2018 06:20 PM (jGvbj)

82 William Shatner has claimed women are using the MeToo movement as a "weapon" when they cannot get an autograph from stars.
...
Shatner said: "My issue is that women use MeToo as a weapon when they don't get an autograph -- when they don't get their way. And the circus that ensues is comical and sad -- AKA hysterical."
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Link in the sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2018 06:21 PM (Evws/)

83 77 That IS connected white privilege
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (yhf6w)

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And, of course, Hogg will presume to lecture on "white privilege" and claim to understand why it's a bad thing.

I hope the irony isn't lost on those around Hogg.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:21 PM (WEBkv)

84 Nope. Im fine with dead trees. Its Ahhht, dahlink.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:21 PM (dBJ5E)

85 UC Irvine had also rejected the reject.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2018 06:22 PM (Evws/)

86 The dog eater and Google set the bar with Clock Boy.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 24, 2018 06:04 PM (cpdXU)

Rage mode: activated.

"Lemme see... automated early Alzheimer's diagnosis, low-energy water desalinization and filtration, vaccine transport, speech synthesis for paralyzed patients... oh here. You figured out which end of the screwdriver to use to take apart a perfectly good $6 clock radio. You're over there, next to the sixth grader who has some neat ideas on EEG-controlled myolelectric prosthetics for amputees."

Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2018 06:22 PM (t+qrx)

87 andycanuck, yup. Glad about that too.
It looked for a while like Hogg was gonna choose UCI.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 24, 2018 06:23 PM (miE9U)

88 80
You gotta love a holiday that makes trees the art form.

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Dead trees, though. Doesn't that bother you?

not dead; dying. we take the trees and torture them for a few weeks while they slowly die. then we toss out their mummified carcasses.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 24, 2018 06:23 PM (2//jc)

89 "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's have a holiday where we drag a dead tree into the house, stick it in a bucket of water, and wrap it with electrical wires. What could go wrong?"
Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
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Now you tell me!

Posted by: clarke Griswold at December 24, 2018 06:23 PM (WEBkv)

90 hogmartin

You use your mouth purtier than a $2 million grant-seeking scientist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:23 PM (hyuyC)

91 I wonder if he'll try to worm his way into Malia Obama's circle of friends?

Posted by: Vendette at December 24, 2018 06:24 PM (pQBgp)

92 A Harvard grad and a Yale grad just finished pissing in a public restroom. The Harvard guy goes to wash his hands while the Yale man heads for the door. The Harvard guy says in a sanctimonious tone "At Harvard we wash our hands after relieving ourselves". The Yale man responds "at Yale we don't piss on our hands"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:24 PM (h1jJh)

93 Yep. Nellie Ohr, who was pictured with Cameron Kasky a couple of days with Nellie in a selfie during a break while planning the anti gun propaganda op after Parkland, went to Harvard. Cameron and David were BFFs.

https://www.conservapedia.com/Nellie_Ohr

Posted by: literally serious at December 24, 2018 06:24 PM (77jVU)

94 UC Irvine had also rejected the reject.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2018 06:22 PM (Evws/)

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He'scfrom FL, and seems to have sought out some of the most Lib Kali schools. It is almost like that was not a coinkydink.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:24 PM (ffYR/)

95 Im even finer with dead trees when they arewhite oak, made into barrels and filled with grain alcohol, now that I think of it. This too is art, though not of the representative kind.....

Ahem....sorry. Digression there. Merry Chistmas!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 24, 2018 06:24 PM (dBJ5E)

96 Hogg is also going to run into plenty of Yankee condensation to those from the South.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (hyuyC)

97 How hard would you laugh if some Wymyn's Studies major "Me Too's" his ass in his sophomore year?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (aZ9CV)

98 argh. forget to get some chocolate oranges while i was out and about at lunchtime. hope i don't get the chocolate scurvy.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (2//jc)

99 I can`t help but feel he is not going to be a good fit.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (yhf6w)

100 Hogg is also going to run into plenty of Yankee condensation
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (hyuyC)

They're dripping with it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2018 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

101 97 How hard would you laugh if some Wymyn's Studies major "Me Too's" his ass in his sophomore year?
Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (aZ9CV)
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Hopefully after pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:27 PM (WEBkv)

102 Maybe he claimed foreign born status.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2018 06:27 PM (jGvbj)

103 Hey, I've got an idea! Let's have a holiday where we drag a dead tree into the house, stick it in a bucket of water, and wrap it with electrical wires. What could go wrong?"
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Better than that, when they came up with the idea, it was lit candles...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 24, 2018 06:28 PM (tfbws)

104 97
How hard would you laugh if some Wymyn's Studies major "Me Too's" his ass in his sophomore year?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (aZ9CV)

Better yet, a gay studies major.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2018 06:29 PM (jGvbj)

105 Hogg, puting the 'tard in celebutard.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

106 Truth be told, Hogg's admission to Harvard would actually be the greatest M.I.T. prank, ever.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:30 PM (QzJWU)

107 Have I told you of my native ancestors plight and the slaughter of the indigenous prairie hog?

Posted by: Dances with Iron Hoggs at December 24, 2018 06:31 PM (Z9C5C)

108 I am guessing two years. But O�asio-Cortex will have three honorary doctorates by then so I won'the sweat the little stuff.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2018 06:31 PM (26GVs)

109 I'm off to the kitchen. Those steaks ain't gonna cook themselves.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:32 PM (QzJWU)

110 After one semester he'll be made a tenured professor and write the next great mandatory-in-all-schools US History book "A People's Herstory" in which his introduction blasts Howard Zinn as a far-right-wing extremist.

Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at December 24, 2018 06:33 PM (WqPYg)

111 Hogg's schoolmate, Shaved Guevara, sure dropped off the face of the Earth in a hurry. Seems like it was right after she admitted that they bullied the shooter.

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

112 106 Truth be told, Hogg's admission to Harvard would actually be the greatest M.I.T. prank, ever.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2018 06:30 PM (QzJWU)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at December 24, 2018 06:34 PM (WqPYg)

113 O/T - the "meet hot chicks" people need to up their game.

Emptied the junk mail folder and there was a message from Tina telling me that "she's new to the area but she really digs it."

"Digs it?"

Good grief, "dig it" was passe by the time I hit high school, and that was mumble mumble mumble years ago.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:35 PM (WEBkv)

114 1270? Dang, I knew I was smarter than a hog.

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2018 06:36 PM (zLDYs)

115 How hard would you laugh if some Wymyn's Studies major "Me Too's" his ass in his sophomore year?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2018 06:25 PM (aZ9CV)

I wouldn't be surprised, but I would dearly love to see the Left tie itself in knots trying to figure out who they should throw under the bus.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 24, 2018 06:36 PM (Vgw1E)

116 85 UC Irvine had also rejected the reject.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2018 06:22 PM (Evws/)

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I believe their quota of one non-Muslim entry/year had already been filled.

Although when I lived there 15 years ago UCI was known as the University of Chinese Immigrants.

Posted by: ShainS - Oppression Olymics Survivor at December 24, 2018 06:37 PM (WqPYg)

117 I would guess he wouldn't last 1 year except who would want to be the first professor to fail him. Would they all just send him along to the next to see if they axe him?

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 06:37 PM (/rm4P)

118 113 O/T - the "meet hot chicks" people need to up their game.

Emptied the junk mail folder and there was a message from Tina telling me that "she's new to the area but she really digs it."
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:35 PM (WEBkv)

Speaking of which, I have two identical computers at work. On one of them, 90% of the spam goes to the spam folder. On the other one, 90% goes to the inbox. I have the same e-mail settings on both of them as far as I can tell.

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

119 Didn't mean to kill the thread. Sorry.

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

120 >>>1270? Dang, I knew I was smarter than a hog.<<<

1270 is something your proud of, with no sleep straight off of an all-night tequila bender. And you can't find your pants.

Posted by: Fritz at December 24, 2018 06:44 PM (Z9C5C)

121 Wow. Got to say I surprised that Harvard let in someone with a 1270. And he's white you say? Okay then. Glad to see the white, good ol' boys network is alive and well at Harvard.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 24, 2018 06:44 PM (p0nVR)

122 Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

#ComputerPrivilege

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:45 PM (f3oO4)

123 hogg won't last a year there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 24, 2018 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

124 >>>1270 is something your proud of,<<<

Damn. your = you're. Pass the tequila.

Posted by: Fritz at December 24, 2018 06:46 PM (Z9C5C)

125 Hogg`s little pencil pecker isn`t going to cut it in the Haaavad gay scene...his only hope is as a promiscuous campus power bottom...which does seem to fit him. Maybe he will fit in after all.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 24, 2018 06:46 PM (yhf6w)

126 Female version of Pirates of the Carribean is coming!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2018 06:47 PM (NLLmE)

127 Hogg's 1270 was amplified by the 2,500 he got in Activisim.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (3EkGO)

128 hogg won't last a year there.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 24, 2018 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

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Sure he will. They will not allow him to fail. They will carry him to graduation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (ffYR/)

129 Ha! Would need to hire strippers as classroom assistants.

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:19 PM (MVjcR)

I'm available to assist in the screening of potential classroom assistants, but I expect to be able to audit the course free of charge!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (f3oO4)

130 The article claims he organized the "March for Our Lives" protest.....BullShit

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (h1jJh)

131 Female version of Pirates of the Carribean is coming!!!

Posted by: eleven

I look forward to Capt. Jane Swallows.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2018 06:49 PM (Uj7SU)

132 The king of saying stupid shit [Michael Moore] had to pull him off the stage at a speech for being too stupid

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:50 PM (h1jJh)

133 He's like a trophy wife for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Need Gifts? Bluebell's Shiving for Dummies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2018 06:50 PM (0QYMt)

134 The article claims he organized the "March for Our Lives" protest.....BullShit
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (h1jJh)

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He was their face of it. Agreed, no way he knew how to organize anything.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:51 PM (ffYR/)

135 Hogg will be a future pundit, if not govt representative. Of course Harvard will pass him with full honors, just as they did Obama...who also cannot think to save his life.
The idea of "merit" is long, long dead.
Back to trying to animate. Hope everyone has a good Christmas!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2018 06:51 PM (l9m7l)

136 132 The king of saying stupid shit [Michael Moore] had to pull him off the stage at a speech for being too stupid
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:50 PM (h1jJh)
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21/2 ton winch attached to a Hummer perhaps?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:51 PM (WEBkv)

137 They will carry him to graduation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (ffYR/)

Like an effeminate, twiglike, scowly mattress.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2018 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

138
I'm available to assist in the screening of potential classroom assistants, but I expect to be able to audit the course free of charge!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM (f3oO4)
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Mmmmm.... oK!

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

139 When Camera Hogg said he was deferring college a year to pursue the social justice of gun grabbing, I KNEW it was to reapply a year later to colleges, and try to use his new SJW rep to weasel his way in. Looks like hahvahd bought the grift.

And supposedly Valerie Jarrett is one of his mentors. That makes me nervous. She is good at dummy whispering if nothing else.

Maybe he can find a TA or prof to sleep with while there, claim rape, then also get in on that sweet me too action.

Posted by: LizLem at December 24, 2018 06:53 PM (Eu1NW)

140 The king of saying stupid shit [Michael Moore] had to pull him off the stage at a speech for being too stupid

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:50 PM (h1jJh)

Yeah, that was in Toronto earlier this year when he started talking about the upcoming midterms like he was speaking to an American audience and outright saying that the people in attendance should donate to Democrats. Michael Moore had to tell him in front of the crowd that doing that would be illegal.

Posted by: Vendette at December 24, 2018 06:54 PM (pQBgp)

141 hogmartin is brining the pith on this fine Christmas eve.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 06:54 PM (3EkGO)

142 Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 24, 2018 06:54 PM (RuIsu)

143 i had no the idea the ability to ride a bicycle without training wheels qualified you for harvard. i'm sure the phucktarded spawn sack of an agent for the fbi wears mom jeans and really pithy helmut too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 24, 2018 06:55 PM (KP5rU)

144 Harvard is now a consolation prize for failed SJWs. We've come a long way.

Posted by: KennyM at December 24, 2018 06:55 PM (o/VTa)

145
hogg won't last a year there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 24, 2018 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

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Sure he will. They will not allow him to fail. They will carry him to graduation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 24, 2018 06:48 PM

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Doubt it. He will fall prey to some Title IX garbage when he comes on to some straight guy and grabs his crotch at some frat party.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 24, 2018 06:55 PM (JUOKG)

146 Back to trying to animate. Hope everyone has a good Christmas!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Once the electrodes are attached, the rest is a breeze.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2018 06:55 PM (Uj7SU)

147 I have no idea but could see him having some big donors behind him.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 06:56 PM (/rm4P)

148 136
132 The king of saying stupid shit [Michael Moore] had to pull him off the stage at a speech for being too stupid

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:50 PM (h1jJh)

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21/2 ton winch attached to a Hummer perhaps?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 06:51 PM (WEBkv)

****No Moore told his people to remove Hogg (his guest speaker) from the stage. I think your comment assume Moore was being removed. Moore is probably pushing 400+ pounds while Hogg might not exceed 100

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:56 PM (h1jJh)

149 147 I have no idea but could see him having some big donors behind him.
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 06:56 PM (/rm4P)

But why? He's not smart, affable, well-presented. Nothing.

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (QfXC4)

150 Weasel

Your class fits better with the applied sciences at the local VoTech. And I think your smoke-show classroom assistants would make your course very, very popular.

Especially if they wear tiny fringed outfits for the "Observe Surface Winds" portion of the class.

And your true rational is to make sure your students learn to tune distractions out while at the range. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (hyuyC)

151 126 Female version of Pirates of the Carribean is coming!!!

********

Yo Ho' Ho'

Posted by: Muldoon at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (m45I2)

152 Back to trying to animate. Hope everyone has a good Christmas!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Once the electrodes are attached, the rest is a breeze.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2018 06:55 PM (Uj7SU)

You think animation is hard, wait until you try re-animation!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (f3oO4)

153 Hogg- Spokespunk

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 06:58 PM (3EkGO)

154 151 126 Female version of Pirates of the Carribean is coming!!!

********

Yo Ho' Ho'
Posted by: Muldoon at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (m45I2)

Now I've got a . . . harpoon?

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:58 PM (QfXC4)

155 He's not smart, affable, well-presented. Nothing.
Posted by: m

Why should that stop him?

Posted by: Feel the Bern! at December 24, 2018 06:59 PM (Uj7SU)

156 And your true rational is to make sure your students learn to tune distractions out while at the range. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (hyuyC)

So are you available to operate the wind machine?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:59 PM (f3oO4)

157 Female version of Pirates of the Caribbean is coming.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Makes 'Jolly Roger' into a verb phrase.....

Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2018 06:59 PM (iBmJc)

158 How does Havaaard feel about armed guards?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:00 PM (3EkGO)

159 David Hogg To Enroll At Harvard

Let's say "matriculate."

David Hogg To Matriculate At Harvard

Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 07:01 PM (QfXC4)

160 Comrade Hrothgar

Absolutely. I trust your selection skills when it comes to strippers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:01 PM (hyuyC)

161 You think animation is hard, wait until you try re-animation!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (f3oO4)

No shit.

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at December 24, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

162 correct me if I'm wrong, but Obama graduated Harvard Law School and W Bush has a Harvard MBA.

remind me which one is brilliant and which one is supposed to be a dumb ass.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:03 PM (ZqRa6)

163 NaCly. Thank you for the lovely card. A Merry Christmas to you and your lovely Mrs.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:03 PM (3EkGO)

164
My rule when I'm in academia is if you mention your PhD from a prestigious place (esp. Yale, MIT or Harvard) in the first four paragraphs, you are a putz.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:06 PM (hyuyC)

A grad student, even at a prestigious place, is lower in staus than the cleaning people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2018 07:03 PM (LsBY9)

165 They'll pull him all the way through law school, and then deploy him where they want him.

We haven't seen the last of Hogg boy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2018 07:04 PM (5aX2M)

166 m

A better sentence is:

David Hogg To Micturate At Harvard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:05 PM (hyuyC)

167 YD, another Avenatti in the making.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:05 PM (3EkGO)

168 Twinkin' ain't easy.

Posted by: D. Hogg at December 24, 2018 07:05 PM (9gHOW)

169 Matriculate? The onky thing Hogg will do at Harvard is masticate...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 24, 2018 07:06 PM (7s3Gx)

170 Greetings:

You know, those SAT numbers include 400 points for getting your name right on the paper.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 24, 2018 07:06 PM (evgyj)

171 Ben Had

You were one of our blessings this year. Glad it arrived. I will pass your good wishes onward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:06 PM (hyuyC)

172 A better sentence is:

David Hogg To Micturate At Harvard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:05 PM (hyuyC)

Cum laude.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2018 07:06 PM (t+qrx)

173 But why? He's not smart, affable, well-presented. Nothing.
Posted by: m at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (QfXC4)

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He's an unscrupulous, opportunistic self-promoter, who owes every grain of rice in his bowl to goodwill of the Party. Recipe for a future Party hatchetman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2018 07:08 PM (5aX2M)

174 Sad !

Merry Christmas, Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2018 07:08 PM (mfOi4)

175 Yes and no.

He'll wind up with a Harvard degree, but he won't finish there. Probability says there'll be a shooting on some campus -- Penn State at Indiana, maybe, or whatever it's called -- and he'll transfer there to major in making a difference.

Harvard will deem all of his incoherent speeches to be transferable and give him an honorary associates degree. Just enough credentials that the two can put their names on each other. In five or ten years he'll be wearing Harvard shirts while he fakes flashbacks on the revamp of Celebrity Rehab.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 24, 2018 07:09 PM (T9f3V)

176 female version of "Pirates of the Caribbean"

Lena Dunham to be featured as "Captain Slob"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:09 PM (ZqRa6)

177 So serious question: if a school is pass/fail, how do you get a valedictorian? Or know if you graduated with honors? I just got done busting my ass for 4 years to graduate summa cum laude.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2018 07:09 PM (DoOPz)

178 164 Hadrian the Seventh

Ask me how I know that truth.

But right after your defense of dissertation, you are one of the select. And the insecure ones rely on the reputation of their institution, not on their own good works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:10 PM (hyuyC)

179 Obama is a Protected Species imbecile. Hogg will be another.
They are too useful to the narrative.

Just like Crazy Eyes. Do you honestly think there will be any substantive stories on her?
Really?
Like Nancy Pelosi's brain damage?
I weep for our country.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2018 07:11 PM (l9m7l)

180 "Cabin Boy Hogg" will be a good name for xis role in the all-female version of Pirates/Caribbean.....xe can be the crew's bitch.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2018 07:11 PM (iBmJc)

181 Hadrian, go the music today.
thanks for such a great Christmas gift!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:11 PM (BJlbN)

182 So serious question: if a school is pass/fail, how do you get a valedictorian?
Posted by: Jordan61

They just pick the asian guy with the thickest accent. No one will ask questions.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2018 07:12 PM (Uj7SU)

183 So serious question: if a school is pass/fail, how
do you get a valedictorian? Or know if you graduated with honors? I just
got done busting my ass for 4 years to graduate summa cum laude.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2018 07:09 PM (DoOPz)

Voting on them, aka. popularity contests?

And congrats!

Posted by: Vendette at December 24, 2018 07:12 PM (pQBgp)

184 m - he has made a political name for himself, I am sure he is a wet behind the ears kid who isn't smart.

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2018 07:12 PM (/rm4P)

185 female "Pirates fo the Caribbean"
and Hillary Clinton to appear as "Queen Elizabeth the Turd"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:12 PM (ZqRa6)

186 Hogg got in as a "celebrity" , I guess.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:13 PM (BJlbN)

187 Hogg will hoist himself on his own retard.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:14 PM (3EkGO)

188 Hey, ya'll.

This is usually a time of dread for people working in broadcasting, as the pink slips tend to fly.

Not here. Our boss just bought SEVEN radio stations to the south of us.

I may have a tad more work to do.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 24, 2018 07:14 PM (bfbq4)

189 Hey. They did it for Obama. And I bet they got a lot of money for that from some Oil rich Kingdom to be named never!

Why no for Hoggface?

Harvard College. Training and employing traitors to the United States since Lexington and Concord.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (uin19)

190 Just checked - 1270 SAT is around a 27 ACT
Harvard is really going downhill

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (BJlbN)

191 I am waiting for Mary Cloggenstein to tell us how brilliant Hogg is.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (ZqRa6)

192 157 Female version of Pirates of the Caribbean is coming.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Makes 'Jolly Roger' into a verb phrase.....

Posted by: goatexchange at December 24, 2018 06:59 PM (iBmJc)

Wait... didn't they already pretty much do that?

Depp is pretty dang gay acting, and you already had the Kick ass Pirate Queen... more than once come to think on it..

What's left?

Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

193 Thanks Vendette!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (DoOPz)

194 We need the dues! -- Harvard Selection Committee, Delta Tau Chi subcommittee

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (QLvwG)

195 "Universities are basically showing the world you will be rewarded for having the right politics.

Posted by: Blago at December 24, 2018 06:02 PM (UfkIY) "

Yup. And punished for anything else.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2018 07:16 PM (mfOi4)

196 Captain Whitebread, couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:16 PM (3EkGO)

197 Is that the old school max 1600 SATs they're talking about?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 24, 2018 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

198 Speaking of offensive SJWs . . .

Talib Kweli Greene
@TalibKweli
This weekend proved to me how organized American nazis are. Nazi ass Breitbart wrote their 3rd hit piece on me and every Nazi supported user with a blue check left on twitter from Posobeic to Gorka, an actual Nazi, amplified it. Pay attention ppl. Don't wait til they come for you

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First you say that the Nazis built the Berlin Wall, then when your dumb ass was called on that you said by Nazis you meant the West Germans who built it to keep the East Germans out. Now that people pointed out that you were only digging your hole deeper, you accuse people who aren't as racist, ignorant and stupid as you of being racist.

Samuel Johnson was wrong. Not patriotism, but accusation of racism is the last result of the scoundrel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2018 07:18 PM (+y/Ru)

199 my guess is that Hogg will get jerked through Harvard and go on to become the next Democrat president's ambassador to Venezuela, what with socialism working out so well there.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:18 PM (ZqRa6)

200 Jordan61

Congratulations. May being driven by merit be rewarded properly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:18 PM (hyuyC)

201 2 go-to Christmas movies here at casa kraken... " A Christmas Carol" ala Patrick Stewart, and " A Christmas Story".... ala Jean Shepherd.... watched Christmas Carol last night, Christmas Story tonight... watched them out of order..... yeah, I'm a Rebel......

Posted by: kraken at December 24, 2018 07:19 PM (90T4r)

202 What's left?

Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

Rosie O'Donnell as Port Royal, Jamaica. I'm playing the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 24, 2018 07:19 PM (9gHOW)

203 197 Is that the old school max 1600 SATs they're talking about?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 24, 2018 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

yeah it's back to 1600 again, just Match and Reading, while Writing is optional, I think, and scored differently

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:20 PM (BJlbN)

204 mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Don't we need an Ambassador to Benghazi?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:20 PM (hyuyC)

205 math

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:20 PM (BJlbN)

206 ( Wonder what a Hogg Family Christmas is like????)

Posted by: kraken at December 24, 2018 07:21 PM (90T4r)

207 191 I am waiting for Mary Cloggenstein to tell us how brilliant Hogg is.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2018 07:15 PM (ZqRa6)

This just in: All the egg nog in Brattleboro, VT is GONE. Police suspect a woman crazily wandering the downtown area shouting "OBUMA IZ STILL MUH PRESNIDENT!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 24, 2018 07:21 PM (bfbq4)

208 kraken

Buggery. Lots of buggery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:21 PM (hyuyC)

209 *Rant on*

Was out doing a little late Christmas shopping today for Mrs. Old Blue, and decided to stop at a sports bar in the neighborhood that I'd never been to before to slake my thirst. I ordered a Heineken and the cost was $4.75 so I gave be beertendress a $20.00 and she gave me back $15.00 in change. I didn't notice the first time that I didn't get the quarter back. When I noticed that she also did that the second time, I said something about it. (I was tipping a buck each beer). She said that she forgot and gave me the quarter.

Since I was sitting where I could watch the register, every time a bill came up to something .75, she would pull the quarter out of the register and throw it in her tip bucket. I'm also sure that very few people said anything about the quarter.

Now for some math. If she does that 40 times per shift, it's an extra $10.00 in her tip jar. If she does it 80 times per shift, it's $20.00 bucks. She's skimming off her customers and it appeared that most people didn't notice or didn't mind. It pissed me off. I'm a generous tipper, but I refuse to be taken advantage of. I tipped her a buck for the first beer, but I made sure to just tip her the quarter for the second.
When I bar tended I treated every customer honestly and fairly. I never took any money from them that they were not willing to offer freely.
It just pissed me off.
*Rant off*

Posted by: Old Blue at December 24, 2018 07:21 PM (gEvQ8)

210 They went to 2400 for a while( ompositio, IIRC), the. Went back to 1600. But as noted above, they renormed the test (raw score to scaled. Reported, score) So it's not comparable to a score from, say, the early 70s.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 24, 2018 07:22 PM (9UKWP)

211 196 Captain Whitebread, couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2018 07:16 PM (3EkGO)

Thanks. I have no idea what the plans for this expansion are yet. Hopefully, I'm in them (with, also hopefully, a raise).

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 24, 2018 07:22 PM (bfbq4)

212 Thanks Salty, I hope so.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2018 07:22 PM (DoOPz)

213 He should really celebrate and try heroin.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 24, 2018 07:22 PM (c1VpD)

214 Sadly, Hogg will never go to some tech school and get his hands dirty with a better education in real life skills. Plumbing, electrician, welding, auto mechanics. Skills that our country needs and people use every day, instead of some liberal snark about PC drivel on how you should really live according to him.

Posted by: morigu at December 24, 2018 07:23 PM (jNOuE)

215 Shameless Bragging Parent: my two kids both scored over 1550 on SAT tests. My daughter couldn't get into Stanford (a blessing in hindsight). Not saying it's cuz they're whiter than snow and not gender fluid, but maybe.....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 24, 2018 07:24 PM (+qbBa)

216 Time to make tortellini.

Have a great Christmas Eve. And Merry Christmas one and all.

Mistletoe is your friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:24 PM (hyuyC)

217 150 Weasel

Your class fits better with the applied sciences at the local VoTech. And I think your smoke-show classroom assistants would make your course very, very popular.

Especially if they wear tiny fringed outfits for the "Observe Surface Winds" portion of the class.

And your true rational is to make sure your students learn to tune distractions out while at the range. Right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 06:57 PM (hyuyC)
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YES! My thinking, exactly. No sacrifice is too great in the name of learning.

Posted by: Weasel - Senior Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 24, 2018 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

218 Harvard is not a serious institution and should not be considered as such.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 24, 2018 07:24 PM (LQDRL)

219 209
It just pissed me off.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 24, 2018 07:21 PM (gEvQ

Yeah, that would piss me off too.

Posted by: rickl at December 24, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

220 Nood Singing

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 24, 2018 07:25 PM (BJlbN)

221 166 m

A better sentence is:

David Hogg To Micturate At Harvard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2018 07:05 PM (hyuyC)

I'm not surprised the Social Justice Studies program has an Art requirement.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 24, 2018 07:27 PM (jp0Bv)

222 Nude singing: is that what your TAs do after observing surface winds?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 24, 2018 07:28 PM (9UKWP)

223 my guess is that Hogg will get jerked through Harvard

Nobody flunks out of places like Harvard or Stanford.

The trick is to get in.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 24, 2018 07:58 PM (I2/tG)

224 The kid gets into Harvard even though he misspells his last name- Dickface!

Anyway, Merry Christmas to the AoSHQ, the CoBs, and all the readers!!!

Posted by: D. Mazinga at December 24, 2018 08:12 PM (K3Cm5)

225 ****No Moore told his people to remove Hogg (his guest speaker) from the stage. I think your comment assume Moore was being removed. Moore is probably pushing 400+ pounds while Hogg might not exceed 100
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2018 06:56 PM (h1jJh)
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You are correct that I misunderstood.

Maybe wrap the cable around both of them?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 24, 2018 08:40 PM (WEBkv)

226
Gotta give him credit - he can ride a bicycle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2018 09:02 PM (TTgpD)

227 It's all about white privilege at Hahvahrd.

Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2018 09:03 PM (iodcU)

228 #209 you bet she's fleecing even more off the drunks.

Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2018 09:05 PM (iodcU)

229 Hey hey ...um that's THE SAME BUS I ROWED IN ON!!! WOW

Posted by: Ob+mao at December 24, 2018 09:07 PM (iodcU)

230 35
If there is a good SAT simulator available online, I think it'd be a
hoot for the entire Moron Horde to strap on the ol' Dunce Cap, and give
it a whirl.

How much would you wanna bet that the Horde Average would be kinda way over to the Good Side of the Bell Curve?

How much MORE would you wanna bet that the publisher(s) of any such
SAT site would then scramble like hell to bury the results of those
tests, never to be seen again?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX================================================I would so wreck that curve, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Burford at December 25, 2018 08:49 AM (9//Ek)

231 The next Ted Kaczynski

Posted by: Eric at December 25, 2018 09:29 AM (FN554)

232 If you find a good SAT simulator, post it in the Garden Thread so I'll see it. I will SO totally ace the thing - beat it up, take its lunch, and kick its ass. (Not to brag or anything - I'm just that good.)

Posted by: Pat* at December 25, 2018 12:32 PM (2pX/F)

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