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Shocker: Starbucks' Anyone-Can-Use-Our-Bathrooms-Policy Results in Stores Locking Up Their Bathrooms and Denying Them to Everyone, Including Paying Customers

What a nightmare for the people working at these places.

Speaking of nasty things people do in public toilets: Amy Schumer has vowed that she will no longer dress to look "super-f*ckable," as she previously did.

As she previously did, this here article says.

These words make no sense to me.

Actress Amy Schumer lamented how women in comedy need to look "super fuckable" in order to get attention in the industry in a new interview, saying that she won’t be dressing that way anymore during her standup comedy act.

In an article for Elle titled, "Amy Schumer Doesn"t Want To Look Fuckable,"...

Actually that's gonna be Suuuuper-easy, barely an inconvenience.

...the comedian said, "I'm so grateful to this younger generation for pointing out how little equality there is and how women, to get attention and be treated well, we've had to also try to look super fuckable."

"For me, I was trying to get people to stop flipping the channel, 'Oh, it's a girl in a short dress' then I hoped they would listen to what I was saying....

Then you took two swings at the ball and missed both.

"...The Leather Special was me kind of owning it and relying on my voice because I've earned the right and I have people's attention," the Trainwreck star said.

She looks like she smells like a donkey in a diaper.

And this is just lovely:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:12 PM




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1 st

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:10 PM (so+oy)

2 Sad.

Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (LPnfS)

3 Burn it all to the ground.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (wCmLp)

4
No worries about the lack of Amy. We'll always have Barbara Mikulski.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (/9p9e)

5 The 11 year old ... not Fugable Amy ...

Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (LPnfS)

6 Me, neither!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (/Aluw)

7 Well, I would never visit a restroom in Manhattan or any other busy city center anyway!

They are always trashed.. men pee on the toilet seats.. and the floor.. everywhere actually.. men are pigs..

Are women's restrooms like this too?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)

8 The Starbucks thing must only be an issue in the Big Shitty. No problems out here in the suburbs.

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (eAZVt)

9 Well, i'm sure those barristas are glad they spent the money on those college degrees in intersectional gender studies.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (qC1Sy)

10
Where's that cocksucking fraud Gabriel Malor to defend this?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (YDWEq)

11 Speaking of nasty things people do in public toilets: Amy Schumer has vowed that she will no longer dress to look "super-f*ckable," as she previously did.

As she previously did, this here article says.

These words make no sense to me.


Congrats on taking the bait.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (ZejZP)

12

Regarding the 11 year old victim of child abuse, now I can almost understand the attraction of sharia law.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (/9p9e)

13 Amy Schumer dressed in a burka is tite!

Posted by: WOPR at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (J70i0)

14 Instead of Gotham can we just start calling NYC Sodom?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (qvhSK)

15 Now, which one is Amy Schumer? *googles*

Oh.

Well.

Okay then.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AW6M6)

16 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)
--------------

Worse.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (qC1Sy)

17 WTH was that boy doing in that bar?!?

In a sane world, charges would be pressed and custody lost.

In a sane world.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AM1GF)

18 .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (ZejZP)

19
Send that photo to Harry Reid and there'll be another state funeral within 48 hours...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (/9p9e)

20 The Starbucks thing must only be an issue in the Big Shitty. No problems out here in the suburbs.
Posted by: Chris M
..........

same here.. it is why I have no desire whatsoever to go back to the city to even visit except for the occasional concert, much less live there!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (so+oy)

21

In in NYC Sodom, Who's Sane?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (/9p9e)

22 In in NYC Sodom, Who's Sane?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I visited NYC once, thirty years ago.

Was unimpressed then, to be honest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (AM1GF)

23 up next, normalizing pedophilia

Posted by: brak at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (VckGX)

24 sowing, whirlwinds, some assembly required.

Posted by: Fox at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (DVC2D)

25 I've reached the point where if it comes down to it, I'd rather be ruled by the muslims than the Marxists. At least they wouldn't put up with the BLTQWERTY nonsense.

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (7HtZB)

26 But me and my nephew here have to use the bathroom!

Posted by: Corey Booker at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (H7LIz)

27 I must be from a weird part of the country because I can't think of a time where I felt like I was being oppressed because I'm a female. Here statement about "how little equality there is" must be felt by a small percentage of women, I imagine. BTW, I think some ladies get the idea of being "equal" mixed up with being "capable". I am not capable in every way my husband is and he isn't as capable in every way I am. That's one reason why men and women compliment each other so well. Duh.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (TcM5G)

28 Jesus ace, what do you have against my sanity?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

29 >>11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar


You want carrots in your chili?

Because.

This, is how you get carrots in your chili.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (Q1ZdF)

30 15 Now, which one is Amy Schumer? *googles*

Oh.

Well.

Okay then.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AW6M6)

My eyes! The googles do nothing!

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (7HtZB)

31
You think muslim barbarians really have a problem with homos?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (YDWEq)

32 Child abuse, pure and simple. The drag queen kid, not Amy Schumer....yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

33 Starbucks... the place to poop n' shoot.....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (SAVYv)

34 Get woke... how does the rest of that go?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (fD23g)

35 Every bathroom in a Starbucks in New York City is used by junkies to shoot heroin.

Fact.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (H7LIz)

36 Schumer would only be f*ckable if she had a bag over her head, duct tape over her mouth, and . . . some other (hot) chick's body.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (fqUgw)

37

Talk about SuperFvckable!

Posted by: Hairy Reed at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (tsUHu)

38 Amy is shapely. Like a potato.

Posted by: Big Dog at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (o1otp)

39 Well what do you know, the real world took over.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (/rm4P)

40 I'm old enough to remember when you had to borrow the bathroom key at the gas station. And it was chained to a truck rim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (i82aL)

41 >>She looks like she smells like a donkey in a Chipotle Rest Room.


Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (Q1ZdF)

42 22 I visited NYC once, thirty years ago.

Was unimpressed then, to be honest.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (AM1GF)


If you had only called me...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (/9p9e)

43 I think now would be a great time to hector Starbuck's employees about intistutionalized racism.

Especially walking into the bathroom as they fish needles out of the overflowing toilet.

"Would you like to chat about your privilege?"

Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (xss3U)

44 Don't fool yourselves that sharia would prevent 11 year old boys doing such things. You just wouldn't read about it because only the higher ups that can buy silence get the boy toys. Goats for the commoners.

Posted by: paleRider at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM (eASYU)

45 In a sane world, charges would be pressed and custody lost.

In a sane world.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AM1GF)
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If that kid would have gone anywhere else booze was served, he would have been tossed out. But, gay bar, no problem.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (qC1Sy)

46 7 Well, I would never visit a restroom in Manhattan or any other busy city center anyway!

They are always trashed.. men pee on the toilet seats.. and the floor.. everywhere actually.. men are pigs..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

A co-worker in Portland was in Manhattan recently to visit family and said downtown Manhattan is officially cleaner than downtown Portland.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (TcM5G)

47 I am marveling at the juxtaposition of Amy Schumer and semi-public restrooms in the same post.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (DodRu)

48 I what this no i mean i can't even what...?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (AURKQ)

49 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM


Believe it or not, they're worse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (ctuyM)

50 If I have any failing at all it's that I'm too fuckable.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (/tuJf)

51 I go to a Starbucks, on rare occasions, just to see the tats and piercings and obesity and human oddities collected there..... sort of like the Carnival, actually.....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (SAVYv)

52 >>, I would never visit a restroom in Manhattan or any other busy city center anyway!


Check Out my App!

Posted by: George Costanza at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (Q1ZdF)

53 ... the Trainwreck star said.
_____


The jokes just keep riding themselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pRLf4)

54 47 I am marveling at the juxtaposition of Amy Schumer and semi-public restrooms in the same post.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2018 03:19 PM (DodRu)

I wouldn't touch the tampon dispenser in either....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (AURKQ)

55 31
You think muslim barbarians really have a problem with homos?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (YDWEq)


I was trying to think of some form of puritanical retrogression that would restore some semblance of morality. I guess I missed the rhetorical mark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (/9p9e)

56
Actress Amy Schumer lamented how women in comedy need to look "super fuckable" in order to get attention in the industry in a new interview, saying that she won't be dressing that way anymore during her standup comedy act.
In an article for Elle titled, "Amy Schumer Doesn"t Want To Look Fuckable,"


You never were all that, Belly Roll Morton.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

57 Just for the record the public bathrooms at Trump Tower were great and clean.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (bim/x)

58 fatties dressing like they think they are super-fuckable is causing me to go blind

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

59 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

-
I think there was a character in Little House On the Prairie that did that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

60 I knew a couple of guys in college that totally would have f'ed her.

One guys nickname was Sewer Dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (1ISKN)

61 Women's Bathrooms / Locker Rooms are fucking disgusting. Worst job in the world was cleaning those places.


Killed all that Sugar and Spice bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (Q1ZdF)

62 All those years I sweated through practices, sometimes two-a-day practices, and not once did my coaches wife want to help a dude out. Un-fucking-fair!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73zscp4

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (LISuA)

63 Chuck Schumer must be so proud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

64 've reached the point where if it comes down to it, I'd rather be ruled by the muslims than the Marxists. At least they wouldn't put up with the BLTQWERTY nonsense.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (7HtZB)

That's too far. Nut fascists in the vein of Franco or Mussolini?
I'll take it.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (NFEMn)

65 Amy is shapely. Like a potato.
Posted by: Big Dog at December 17, 2018 03:18 PM


Ummm, ahh, pics?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (ctuyM)

66 Instead of Gotham can we just start calling NYC Sodom?

Imagine how the scenery will be strangely unchanged outside every Starbucks in San Francisco. "Yep, still pretty much hobo shit and needles everywhere. I guess the Starbucks policy didn't make much of a difference..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (fD23g)

67

Resolved: Preschoolers have sexual identities and consensual sexual relationships between them and adults is part of a natural and loving world.

Also, preschoolers have limited decision making ability so adults should decide what's consensual for them.

Posted by: DNC Platform Development Committee at December 17, 2018 03:21 PM (tsUHu)

68 No wire hangers.

Posted by: Joanie at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (LUpQR)

69 Amy is prepping us for her inevitable descent into " People of Walmart" territory.....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (SAVYv)

70 Amy Schumer has also decided that instagramming/tweeting video of her throwing up makes her "relatable" - since she's pregnant.

Apparently we now need proof celebrities are 'just like us!'?


Ick

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

71 Oil is below 50$ a barrel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (bim/x)

72 "Regarding the 11 year old victim of child abuse, now I can almost understand the attraction of sharia law."

Except they're really into that sort of thing.

Posted by: Puppeteer Hindmost at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (gC5Bz)

73 1) Starbucks: Fuck em. Get woke, go broke.

b) Amy Schumer ain't. But hey, she got another headline for no work, so there's that.

III) Drag Boy: I got opinions on this I'll just keep to myself, but that shit ain't right.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (z79tQ)

74
Where are the goons from CPS when you need them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

75 you have no constitutional right to urinate or deficate.

Posted by: ramondo at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (13Bzr)

76 Oh Lord,if you want to put an end to this place...

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (BXMxN)

77 About the best that can be said about Amy Schumer is she's not Lena Dunham.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

78 The left spent eight years telling us Michelle Obama was gorgeous, and at the same time attempting to tell us Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer were as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

79 Can we please stop people from sexualizing pre-teens?

Related: can I get the pardon signed but undated?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

80
I was told by my betters that gays were the most intelligent, sophisticated, caring and virtuous people on the planet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (LsBY9)

81 Let me guess that 11 year old fag has two daddies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)

82 Bait. And not the good kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (ZejZP)

83 That's okay if you can't piss in the Starbucks bathroom.

Mayor DiBlasio made public urination lawful.

So, just go out into the street, whip it out and start pissing.

Progress!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (H7LIz)

84 Multimillionaires are victims, women celebrities are victims of inequality, voters are "scared of Trump....and apples.

Rehashed BS, all of it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (NeSSd)

85 You can still pee in Starbucks' lobby, right?

Posted by: Homeless Chris 'Rainman' Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

86 In Soviet Russia, Starbucks poops on you.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

87
Yeah, oil is down. But not heating oil.

And gas is $2.49 here.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (YDWEq)

88 Well, I can assure you that anyone who gets on to my floor in the executive suite here at Starfucker headquarters, that would be me, and, uh, me.
Can use the private restroom in my office.

The little people have one outside down the hall.

Give me the locations of these stores, and the managers and I'll have them all fired for being insensitive to the needs of freeloading scumbags!

Posted by: Kevin Johnson Johnson Johnson at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

89 Amy,
Your gunt called. You never were funny or fuckable. You relid on shock value, which is mildly amusing for about 2 minutes. Then it's just pathetic, you've arrived there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (nAeGR)

90 Just noticed today that a new building that has been going up is a newly opened Starbux. Won't ever go there.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (/rm4P)

91 I thought the narrative was that homosexuals and pedophiles are two very separate things.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)

92 I wonder if Jim Acosta has taken a vow to stop being super fuckable.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

93 Amy Schumer? Looks Fuckable?

Not even at closing time, not even with your dick

Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (0Ntuf)

94 81 Let me guess that 11 year old fag has two daddies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)


Time to reconsider the Stonewall Riots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)

95 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)

Oh yeah. Worse. Women are as nasty, if not nastier, than men.

Posted by: Antisocialist at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (AQXo9)

96 I was told by my betters that gays were the most intelligent, sophisticated, caring and virtuous people on the planet.

Exactly!

Posted by: Jefferey Dahmer at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (H7LIz)

97 88
Yeah, oil is down. But not heating oil.

And gas is $2.49 here.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:23 PM (YDWEq)

...

You can heat with gas.

Once.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)

98 Yes, peeing in Starbucks lobby is fine, as long as you are NOT a paying customer......

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (SAVYv)

99 I'm no longer gonna dress to be super-fuckable.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (pMGkg)

100 Where are the goons from CPS when you need them?

Arresting parents who tell their kids to walk to school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (LISuA)

101
btw, has the weakly standard blamed the magazine's demise on the failing Trump economy, yet?

They will.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (YDWEq)

102 Amy Shamu: the oh-so-fuckable babe who got replaced by 'Dilly Dilly'

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (NeSSd)

103 92 I thought the narrative was that homosexuals and pedophiles are two very separate things.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)


Pope Francis has words of wisdom on this...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (/9p9e)

104 "Amy Schumer Doesn"t Want To Look Fuckable,"

You know what? That takes balls.

Posted by: Michelle at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (OiC69)

105 You can heat by f'ing Amy Schumer too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (1ISKN)

106 "... NYC Sodom, Who's Sane?"

I wonder if the rural folk were the least bit fazed when the fire and brimstone finally arrived. Because its sounds like to decadence had devolved to the point that city folk were nose blind to it.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (xss3U)

107

Starbucks needs more plants.

Posted by: Ficus Pee-er at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (tsUHu)

108 What is wierd is that this outcome is so...unexpected.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (9VeU0)

109 "Super-fuckable?" I wouldn't dork her squeaker with Superman's dingus.

yeesh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (AURKQ)

110 92
I thought the narrative was that homosexuals and pedophiles are two very separate things.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)
They are, except when they're not. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

111 Uncle Palpatine will save the children.

But not the Leftist children.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

112 Oh yeah. Worse. Women are as nasty, if not nastier, than men.
Exhibit A:Amy Shumer

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:25 PM (BXMxN)

113 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.

Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (ZtIV1)

114 As I've said before, the more I read about this sh*t--the 11-year-old drag queen, that is, not Amy "Trainwreck" Schumer--the more I get why God exterminated and/or ordered the extermination of whole populations in the Old Testament. Sometimes you just can't afford to let the rot spread another inch.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (GCDwQ)

115 You're not better than us Amy.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (yL25O)

116 Paul Sperry
BREAKING: Even after FBI agents alerted Senate intelligence committee vice chair Warner that security aide Jim Wolfe may have been leaking classified info to a reporter-mistress, SSCI continued to allow Wolfe access to SCIF. Does Wolfe still retain his TS/SCI security clearance?

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (BqBId)

117 >>11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him



IIRC, this all started a few years ago when his parents took him to a Pride parade to teach him "tolerance?" From there, he developed a drag queen persona, become the muse for a designer of kinky fetish type fashion, and now. . . ?


Kinda think this proves that you shouldn't thrust your kids into adult, sexual identity-themed (gay or otherwise) events and environments, no?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

118 Send *hic* money or I will dress super *hic* fuckable.

Posted by: Hillzabub at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (NeSSd)

119 You think muslim barbarians really have a problem with homos?


A little off the top?

Posted by: Ahmed the Barber at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (i82aL)

120 I don't want to look at the story, but were the parents of this exploited child gay or just incredibly horrible straight people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (AllCR)

121 Where are the goons from CPS when you need them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

Someone has to stop kids from walking to parks by themselves.

Posted by: CPS Goons at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (J70i0)

122 Each successive day now sets a new low (or is that high?) in #PeakDepravity.

Sorry, Zombie Senator Moynihan, but Merriam-Webster will soon remove the word "depravity" from the English language for being meaningless.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (yFr4R)

123 Gawd...the debauchery.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (0tfLf)

124 Why would anybody visit a restroom, anyways?

Posted by: SF Streets Dept at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (OiC69)

125 SMOD might be my favored candidate again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (LISuA)

126 They say imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Thank you, Starbucks.

Posted by: The Bathroom In The Port Authority Bus Terminal at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (H7LIz)

127 "What a nightmare for the people working at these places"
.........

It's OK, they can just pee in the coffee machine, nobody will notice.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

128 What do Amy Schumer and a Bird Scooter have in common?

Both are fun to ride until a friend sees you

Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (0Ntuf)

129 I can dream can't I!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (37IEG)

130 That thing is 11?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (t1GHF)

131 That 11 year old kid...damn them all to hell. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

132 Wearing Melania's meat suit wouldn't even make Amy Schumer look super fuckable.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (9Om/r)

133 When I pee in a public pisseria, I try never to use my hands. I flush with my shoes and rise or lower the seat with my shoe. Look ma, no hands

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (bim/x)

134 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (ZtIV1)


He supposes his toes'es are roses...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)

135 Amy Schumer has vowed that she will no longer dress to look "super-f*ckable," as she previously did.

As she previously did, this here article says.
==========

I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

136 Anyone who takes their kid to a pride parade is nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (AllCR)

137 aul Sperry
BREAKING: Even after FBI agents alerted Senate intelligence committee vice chair Warner that security aide Jim Wolfe may have been leaking classified info to a reporter-mistress, SSCI continued to allow Wolfe access to SCIF. Does Wolfe still retain his TS/SCI security clearance?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (BqBId)

Too many acronyms.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (NFEMn)

138

I wouldn't have done newborn Amy Schumer with your pecker...

Posted by: Baby Fvcker at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (vpm88)

139 Need to tinkle, buy a drinkle.

Posted by: Every Bar Owner in Manhattan at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (76Nxz)

140 There are plenty of conservative peope in cities like NY and Los Angees.They just lay lower than a goat at a gathering of muslims...

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN)

141 Is Super-Fuckable a new DC universe hero?

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

142 Hey!

Only the FBI can decide who can leak and who can't!!!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

143
Ace should post the Rolling Stones song that goes I'm so fuckable, I'm so fuckable...



Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (YDWEq)

144 Amy Schumer has vowed that she will no longer dress to look "super-f*ckable," as she previously did.

Now, that's funny. Who'd she steal it from?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (zUD19)

145 116
You're not better than us Amy.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (yL25O)
Well that much is true, as long as you two don't talk.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)

146 Does Wolfe still retain his TS/SCI security clearance?

We'll get back to you with an answer, right after we consult with our Pakistani IT security team.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (LISuA)

147 security aide Jim Wolfe may have been leaking classified info to a reporter-mistress, SSCI continued to allow Wolfe access to SCIF. Does Wolfe still retain his TS/SCI security clearance? When does the train reach Chicago?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

148 I will no longer dress to be super-fuckable.

Posted by: Dane Cook at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (pMGkg)

149
There are plenty of conservative peope in cities like NY and Los
Angees.They just lay lower than a goat at a gathering of muslims...

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN)


Well, there's part of the problem right there. Quit being so damned afraid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

150 So, just go out into the street, whip it out and start pissing.

Progress!

But my shoes will get wet...

Posted by: Antisocialist at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (AQXo9)

151 >>When I pee in a public pisseria, I try never to use my hands.

As a dental patient, I just want to say thank you.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

152 145
Ace should post the Rolling Stones song that goes I'm so fuckable, I'm so fuckable...



Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (YDWEq)

And she's so COLD

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

153 If Amy Schumer was the last woman on earth, I would self castrate and become the New Helen of Troy. And I'd have the rest of you guys wrapped around my finger. Just sayin.

Where is everyone going?

Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (xss3U)

154 Somehow it seems...icky...to click on a Ace hotlink about dirty bathrooms.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (0tfLf)

155 Sorry, Zombie Senator Moynihan, but Merriam-Webster will soon remove the word "depravity" from the English language for being meaningless.
Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (yFr4R)
-----------------

Nope, depravity will be redefined to mean anything that smacks of a normal heterosexual or Christian view of the world.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (qC1Sy)

156 Time to reconsider the Stonewall Riots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)

-------

Contemporary article from the liberal and tolerant NYDN about Stonewall:

https://tinyurl.com/y72fwrvf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

157 Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, and Meghan McCain have these delusions that every guy wants to fuck them...

At least Meggie Mac looks really good when someone slaps the fork out of her hand for 6 months

Amy and Lena, the best they could do would be a Butterface.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (0Ntuf)

158 Amy Schumer? Looks Fuckable?
.........

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Uncle Chuck at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

159 You know who else looks super-fuckable?

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (LISuA)

160 I'd fuck me soooooo hard.....

Posted by: Amy Schumer-Gumb at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

161
And she's so COLD

No it goes And she's so old.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (YDWEq)

162 >> I don't want to look at the story, but were the parents of this exploited child gay or just incredibly horrible straight people?




Horrible straight people, Fen.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

163 Amy Schumer? Looks Fuckable?

-
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

164 I thought the narrative was that homosexuals and pedophiles are two very separate things.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)

Sure they are.

But the Venn diagram of the two looks like an oblong ball.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (z79tQ)

165 156 Somehow it seems...icky...to click on a Ace hotlink about dirty bathrooms.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (0tfLf)

Wash your mouse afterwards...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (AURKQ)

166 Amy Schumer is as fuckable as her uncle Chuck. Shutup Aimeee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (nAeGR)

167 SMOD might be my favored candidate again.

Your planet no longer deserves my mercy.

Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (NF2Bf)

168 I think what Amy means is she is really "sturdy".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (1ISKN)

169 When I pee in a public pisseria, I try never to use my hands.

As a dental patient, I just want to say thank you.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

Well I use my feet to do dentistry also, so?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (bim/x)

170 It's a woman's take on the Schumer look her uncle taught her, Super-Smackable.

Posted by: mc at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (l1TIo)

171 158 Time to reconsider the Stonewall Riots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)

-------

Contemporary article from the liberal and tolerant NYDN about Stonewall:

https://tinyurl.com/y72fwrvf
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:29 PM (AzW6q)


Heh. When the Daily News was fairly decent. Today, it's the Slimes for the illiterate Ocasio-Fiasco set.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)

172 By the way, did Ace ever mention the recent Matty Yglesias Vox column defending his right to eat as much paste as he wants?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (LISuA)

173 The Daiy News was not left wing back than.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (BXMxN)

174
The whole entire point is...

to get people talking about the ugly and untalented amy schumer.


Mission: Accomplished.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (YDWEq)

175 I'm surprised all the morons attracted to Kirsten Sinema aren't saying "I'd hit it!". Schumer is basically the same type of blob, although without the hipster glasses.

Posted by: espanostifer at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (vtd+q)

176 Actress Amy Schumer lamented how women in comedy need to look "super fuckable" in order to get attention in the industry in a new interview, saying that she wont be dressing that way anymore during her standup comedy act.

Judy Tenuta says hi...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (8D42x)

177 The even handed comey is attacking republicans and fox news...so glad he is non partisian

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (bim/x)

178 St. Comey speaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (/tuJf)

179 This is just so I can bring the sexy back with full frontal in my next movie.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (yL25O)

180 I really think Any Schumer knows that she's quite plump but she's an actress and says a lot of stuff just to get a reaction-hence super F'able. Bad publicity is better than no publicity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (AllCR)

181 We're no longer going to bother trying to look super-fuckable either! Unless Trump agrees to our demands!

Posted by: Chuckles Schumer and friends at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (37IEG)

182 164
And she's so COLD

No it goes And she's so old.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:30 PM (YDWEq)

Impossible
80 is the new 60

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

183
Straight parents? I doubt it.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (YDWEq)

184

Ass-AIDS gives you terrible diarrhea so I gotta shoot heroin to constipate my money maker. After the guys that like getting Hershey squirted on while doing me finish, of course.

Posted by: Hobo Harry, Male Prostitute at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (vpm88)

185 Shocker: Starbucks' Anyone-Can-Use-Our-Bathrooms-Policy Results in Stores Locking Up Their Bathrooms and Denying Them to Everyone, Including Paying Customers

Who could have possibly anticipated that?

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (xjiRE)

186 Amy Schumer has vowed that she will no longer dress to look "super-f*ckable,"

Who are you and what are you doing in my closet!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (Y9zp1)

187 Actress Amy Schumer lamented how women in comedy need to look "super fuckable" in order to get attention in the industry
=========

You don't say....

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg, Roseanne Barr, Elaine Boozler at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

188 Washington State University stocks mens bathrooms with free menstrual products

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/316043/

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (BXMxN)

189 What's his drag name? Haley Domor? He looks like you could snap him in half like a wishbone. Even without all the gay nonsense this is child abuse.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (RpnDM)

190 Okay, she won't look F-able.
Does she still think she's a comedian ?

Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (8ikIW)

191 I'm surprised all the morons attracted to Kirsten
Sinema aren't saying "I'd hit it!". Schumer is basically the same type
of blob, although without the hipster glasses.

Posted by: espanostifer at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (vtd+q)

In either case you would have to have a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (9Om/r)

192
I thought Stonewall was some kind of Mob front for illegal activities, not some gay refuge from a homophobic world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (LsBY9)

193 The Daiy News was not left wing back than.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:31 PM (BXMxN)

Blue collar Democrat--back when that actually was a thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

194 I'm super-fuckable. Especially in leather.

Posted by: Cory Booker - Severely Heterosexual at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

195 191 Washington State University stocks mens bathrooms with free menstrual products
------------------
They come in handy if you get gunshot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (2LelM)

196
Who could have possibly anticipated that?

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (xjiRE)
the horde commentor list, except for Mary Cloggenstein

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)

197 >> Washington State University stocks mens bathrooms with free menstrual products


How is EVERY Toilet not stopped up with Tampons?

Why not just give away M-80s, too?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (Q1ZdF)

198 Schumer isn't unattractive because she's got a couple pounds on her. It's because she has a piggy face and is a neurotic Becky who puts on an act like she's a salty gutter-whore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (AURKQ)

199
Did You Know?

Did you know that a man who "marries" a man pretending to be a woman, i.e., a "transwoman," that couple is considered "straight?"


Did you know that??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (YDWEq)

200 "Starbucks new bathroom policy not working out as hoped"

But it is working exactly as anyone with an ounce of common sense knew it would.

A half-dozen toilets were locked or barricaded for no clear reason. Others were closed for prolonged 'cleaning,' which an insider said was needed after extreme soiling caused by drug-using.

Several Starbucks workers in Seattle say that theyre encountering hypodermic needles on the job nearly every day and that theyve had to take antiviral medications to protect themselves from HIV and hepatitis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (O7MnT)

201 I thought Stonewall was some kind of Mob front for illegal activities, not some gay refuge from a homophobic world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (LsBY9)

It may have been Mob-owned.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

202 Posted by: Hobo Harry, Male Prostitute at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (vpm8

You sir, are no Fred Garvin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

203 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (XKZwp)

204 The only question now is how and where and when do we rebuild a decent society from the ruins.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (CeJUf)

205 Amy Schumer wouldn`t look super-fuckable at a longshoreman`s bar at last call.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (yhf6w)

206 comey is acting like he is the only rightous man left in America..what a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (bim/x)

207 I guess I'll be the first on the thread to say, what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

208 Child Protective Services has no problem with an 11 year old pole dancing in a gay bar?

Yet parents are threatened with child abuse charges if their kid walks alone out of the front yard

Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (0Ntuf)

209
Several Starbucks workers in Seattle say that
theyre encountering hypodermic needles on the job nearly every day and
that theyve had to take antiviral medications to protect themselves from
HIV and hepatitis.



Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (O7MnT)
Talk about a job that's worth the suffering!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)

210 If you want your kid of be tolerant just introduce them to people with supervision and say "This is Joe; he's a friend of ours. Don't say "This is Joe. He's gay. We want you to be tolerant." Taking kids to pride parades where there are people performing sex acts in public is not the way to make someone tolerant. It is sexualizing kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)

211 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Stop the world, I want to get off.


Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2018 03:34 PM (XKZwp)


We're past the point of getting off, it needs to be blown the fuck up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (9Om/r)

212 Comey is going full scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (/tuJf)

213 211 I guess I'll be the first on the thread to say, what a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)


Stupid I can deal with. Insane and vicious I can't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

214 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Stop the world, I want to get off.


If it makes you feel any better I'm almost certainly going to murder some of these people over the next decade or three.

Posted by: 11 Year Old Drag Princess at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (NF2Bf)

215 I think what Amy means is she is really "sturdy".


Roomy.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (i82aL)

216 What an asshole comey is. Jesus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (bim/x)

217 Saying Amy Shummer and super fuckable in the same sentence should send your ass to the barrel.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (jsWA8)

218
We're past the point of getting off, it needs to be blown the fuck up.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (9Om/r)
Make sure there are no pieces larger enough to restart.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (37IEG)

219 comey is non stop attacking PDT and the republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (bim/x)

220
Comey is going full scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (/tuJf)


He's a smug, pious ass. Is Shep on, too?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)

221 191 Washington State University stocks mens bathrooms with free menstrual products

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/316043/

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM

***********

The do that as a favor to visitors from the U of Washington.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (0tfLf)

222 Schumer has been fucked in the head for many years. That goes for Chuck or Amy.

Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (9rXxD)

223 216 Comey is going full scorched earth.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (/tuJf)

So he put down his Virginia Slims and is now flicking his Bic at people?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

224 About that young boy in drag dancing for gay men in a gay bar. This won't end well.

https://tinyurl.com/ydzx2jgr

Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (Wgeez)

225 Also, in a few years I'll be complaining about how female comedians are supposed to look young.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (yL25O)

226 Amy Schumer is giving us a bad name!

Posted by: Hefty Heffalumps at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (fdAWP)

227 comey is being interviewed live on FOX and probably other stations outside the hearing room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (bim/x)

228
Bathrooms are for everybody, except people. - starbucks

amy shumer loves muslims and their super equality for women though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

229 So, just go out into the street, whip it out and start pissing.

Progress!

But my shoes will get wet...

Posted by: Antisocialist


Just save it in a bag and bomb's your uncle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (ZejZP)

230 Why are we worried about Starbucks bathrooms?

In most big cities, you're now allowed to just poop/piss on the sidewalk. Anywhere.

What's the big deal of what's locked up?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (YkEgi)

231 My parents always got the Daily News delivered when I was a kid.Cool story,not too long before my dad died we had to bring him to the emergency room.The emergency room doctor recognized the last name,turned out he was a paper boy who delivered our Daily News.He remembered my dad when he saw him,the old house and street name too

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (BXMxN)

232 SMOD take us now!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (0OmEj)

233 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)


As someone who has to bring public Access restrooms up to ADA code, I can unequivocally tell you that women's restrooms are as bad or worse than men's restrooms.

Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (A7/35)

234

Man, I could make bank on that kid, till the Kaposi's kicked in anyway...

Posted by: Hobo Harry, Male Prostitute at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (vpm88)

235 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)

A whole lot of this.

How do these people figure this isn't going to backfire? What generation in recent memory looks at what trends and fads the previous generation forces upon them as good and right and wonderful and doesn't reply, "Pffft.... nah."

The coming decades will have a tremendous amount of Anti-SJW-ism in them, I think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (AURKQ)

236 223
comey is non stop attacking PDT and the republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (bim/x)
Is he using a larger caliber weapon that makes it more noticeable than the attacks coming from all the other assholes?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (37IEG)

237
I thought Stonewall was some kind of Mob front for illegal activities, not some gay refuge from a homophobic world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (LsBY9)
may have been Mob-owned.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (NFEMn)


The mob owned distributers supplied the booze because many legit distributers wouldn't do business with known gay bars

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (TAmPV)

238 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "It can't be because we taught him that deviant behavior earned affirmative adult attention."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (O7MnT)

239 I hope someone will let her know that the only reason she has "attention" is because she's a commie tool and its been arranged that way.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (vtd+q)

240 Several Starbucks workers in Seattle say that theyre encountering hypodermic needles on the job nearly every day and that theyve had to take antiviral medications to protect themselves from HIV and hepatitis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (O7MnT)
............

Good thing they have ObamaCare.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (HgMAr)

241 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM

**********

Pikers

Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

242 comey is non stop attacking PDT and the republicans

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (bim/x)


Did not see that coming. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0QYMt)

243 You think muslim barbarians really have a problem with homos?

the over the top, out, in your face ones, oh yeah. they like to make them into lawn darts...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (8D42x)

244 -
--
Comey is going full scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM

------------------------------------------------------

There's no danger, he walks on water.

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (pMGkg)

245 221 Saying Amy Shummer and super fuckable in the same sentence should send your ass to the barrel.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (jsWA

Unless there is at least ONE major negative in there...

like 'is not'... will never be.. in her dreams...

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

246 The parents of that kid are insane. I watched the video of an interview with the father (in Twitter link). He said they've known the kid was gay since he was 2, and he went into preschool gay.

And they are probably framing the bar performance as being "supportive" of the child. Ugh.

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (gkwyr)

247 You can imagine what i was like as a high school senior when all the freshman girls arrived.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (yL25O)

248 Several Starbucks workers in Seattle say that theyre encountering hypodermic needles on the job nearly every day and that theyve had to take antiviral medications to protect themselves from HIV and hepatitis.

-
This where your degree in philosophy comes in handy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)

249 I'd like to throw dollars at that kid and his parents. Silver dollars. Really hard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (ZtIV1)

250 If you jerks would just go back to reading newspapers I could get a route and I wouldn't be in this dress!

Posted by: Dauncing Boi at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (z2W2E)

251 Well of course James Comey is. He knows NOTHING is going to happen to him. Nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (Wgeez)

252 Comey is going full scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM


But he was never out to get PDT? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (bim/x)

253 Sad to say if I had to put a hundred on it that 11 year old boy has already done ghey.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (/rm4P)

254 246 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM

**********

Pikers
Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

Yup

Posted by: King Solomon at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

255 The left will attempt at some point to overturn laws that prohibit sex between adults and children. Don't know how far down the road, but everything is moving faster now. They'll normalize incest first.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (xPl2J)

256 Ann Selzer is the best pollster in America, according to the left's very own Nate Silver. She just did a poll on Trump popularity among Republicans for the Des Moines Register. 81% Approval.

Wow. Captain Cuck and his fellow lifeboaters will not want to hear these numbers.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya2npvas

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (LISuA)

257 >> Comey is going full scorched earth


Well. He died for our Sins.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (Q1ZdF)

258 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)


My mate worked through college cleaning women's rooms, and he says they are far more disgusting than men's rooms. Women ...
1. Leave used tampons wherever the hell they feel like it.
2. Are afraid to touch a toilet seat, so they "hover pee," sending urine everywhere that the DO NOT wipe up.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (O7MnT)

259 246 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM

**********

Pikers
Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

******

I did my best too.

Posted by: Nebuchadnezzer at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (yL25O)

260 She was always funniest when she was trying to look fuckable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

261 Sinema isn't nearly as porky as Schumer.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (RpnDM)

262 What is the difference between priests and ministers? With priests its usually a boy with pentecostal ministers is usually young girl.

Posted by: ramondo at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (13Bzr)

263

If you want to be sickened more than seeing Any Shumer spread eagled with a can of Reddi-Whip, go look at Good Morning Fucking America and the piece they did on this kid.

It is as if every salivating NAMBLA pervert in NYC was in the audience whacking off into their loafers. And that asshole Michael Strahan was there pushing this madness without a second thought.

I'm sure he'll Jesus up later, of course (coughhomocough).

You should see the parents.

This is as disgusting a thing as I've ever seen. ABC and Disney, pimping out a messed up 10 year old boy to gay pedos.

I can't believe this shit.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (jt4m2)

264 259
246 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.

Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM



**********



Pikers

Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)



Yup

Posted by: King Solomon at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

You were saying?

Posted by: King David at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (jxbfJ)

265 Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "It can't be because we taught him that deviant behavior earned affirmative adult attention."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:38 PM (O7MnT)

Poor kid probably has two mommies.

Posted by: Hefty Heffalumps at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (fdAWP)

266 Did some sick freaks watch the Alienist and decide that they really need to bring that stuff back?

I don't know how much of that show I actually saw but I swear that the writer producer is a definitely a pervert and they could have just as easily done the story using adult women prostitutes instead of 12 year old boys.

Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (WaxcS)

267 >>Sinema isn't nearly as porky as Schumer.


Feed her a tablespoon of Wedding cake and stand back.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (Q1ZdF)

268 What is Amy's opinion on butt stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (2LelM)

269 I'd like to throat punch James Comey.

What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (qxq6t)

270 Btw if you dont want to murder anyone today don't google the 11 year olds obvious pedophile dad.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (RpnDM)

271 262 >> Comey is going full scorched earth


Well. He died for our Sins.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (Q1ZdF)

Promises, promises

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

272 251
The parents of that kid are insane. I watched the video of an interview
with the father (in Twitter link). He said they've known the kid was gay
since he was 2, and he went into preschool gay.



And they are probably framing the bar performance as being "supportive" of the child. Ugh.

Posted by: Infidel Librarian at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (gkwyr)
Insane? I wish. They'll make a fucking fortune. Juniette there will be fucked up for life and dead by age 30, but they'll probably make another bundle then, so it's all good.
Sick fucks.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

273 We need a predator in the worst of ways.

Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (mdA2O)
We need a Batman, to discover and expose the schemes and deceptions. That is what we need.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (vtd+q)

274 See, when a kid dances in drag at a sex club, liberals swoon.

But when a kid wins the Heisman trophy, they scan his Twitter accounts for "offensive" comments.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (O7MnT)

275 238 Are women's restrooms like this too?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)

As someone who has to bring public Access restrooms up to ADA code, I can unequivocally tell you that women's restrooms are as bad or worse than men's restrooms.
Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at December 17, 2018 03:37 PM (A7/35)

I love how due to ADA rules for Mirrors being low enough for wheelchair folks.

They just took out all the mirrors.

Yep, government, here to help.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (NgKpN)

276 Comey is going full scorched earth.

Most would conclude he was going full scorched earth the moment he called Trump to fake-brief the Steele dossier (but, hey, each comes to conclusions in his own time), so he could leak it to the Cuck National Network

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (LISuA)

277

9? Hell, he looked 11 to me...

Posted by: Hobo Harry, Male Prostitute at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (vpm88)

278 What is Amy's opinion on butt stuff?
Posted by: Puddin Head

You mean does she eat butt custard?

Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (8ikIW)

279 Several Starbucks workers in Seattle say that theyre encountering hypodermic needles on the job nearly every day and that theyve had to take antiviral medications to protect themselves from HIV and hepatitis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM

***********

Chatting with my local Starbucks manager when the policy first came out. She be like...yeah... right. Not on her watch.

Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (0tfLf)

280 Some guest on Fox, I forget who, said: "Comey thinks he's Captain America".

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

281 251 The parents of that kid are insane. I watched the video of an interview with the father (in Twitter link). He said they've known the kid was gay since he was 2, and he went into preschool gay.

Bullshit. Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

282 same reason Claire McCaskill lost. refused to campaign in yoga pants.

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (nFwvY)

283 246 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah

**********

Pikers
Posted by: Samson

******

I did my best too.
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzer


F'ing ey, right?

Posted by: Melchizedek at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ZejZP)

284 279 See, when a kid dances in drag at a sex club, liberals swoon.

But when a kid wins the Heisman trophy, they scan his Twitter accounts for "offensive" comments.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (O7MnT)

And more, when a Kid wins the Silver Star for Bravery, above and beyond the Call...

Never even in the news at all.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

285 -
--

She was always funniest when she was trying to look fuckable.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM

------------------------

Yep, the proper riposte to her is: "That's too bad, it was your funniest bit."

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (pMGkg)

286 So when Jesus comes back and isn't the "nice Jesus" this time.... i.e. He comes to burn the earth with fire....

Will there be any complaints? Stories like the 11 year old;; man. Consider what was happening in the days of Baal and Moloch, and then wonder if God is the real monster for commanding some societies to be extinguished, root and branch. When Jesus comes again, there should be no dispute that the world needs a really good burning.

And Noah and the Flood: pretty much like today, no doubt.

Posted by: Vance at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (zzW7w)

287 >>He said they've known the kid was gay since he was 2, and he went into preschool gay.


'We've been abusing him since he was 2!'

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (Q1ZdF)

288 Amy's phone must have stopped ringing completely.

Like, I bet the Oscars said no thanks even after Kevin Hart dropped out.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (yL25O)

289 256
Well of course James Comey is. He knows NOTHING is going to happen to him. Nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2018 03:40 PM (Wgeez)
Nothing official. But sometimes Karma gets a helping hand.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (37IEG)

290 "Fuckable Amy Schumer" is just putting the giant red lips on Mrs. Potato Head.

Posted by: wooga at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (3I7wr)

291 Comey will eventually eat a bullet. Bank on it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (2LelM)

292 Posted by: ramondo at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM (13Bzr)

\\So you're saying "Rev" Al Sharpton-ordained at 11 or something in a AA Pentecostal church as an adult has abused young girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (AllCR)

293 I'd like to throw dollars at that kid and his parents. Silver dollars. Really hard.

If you get the urge, take note the bore of an eight-gauge shotgun is exactly the same as the diameter of a nickel. 0.835". Don't ask how I know that. Or why.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (fD23g)

294 Is she trying to convince me that she doesn't want to be fuckable?

Or is she trying to convince me she was fuckable and now will not be in order to punish me.

Or is saying "I won't look fuckable anymore" a misdirection to confuse you as to whether she was fuckable in the first place.

Liberals. You need a instruction booklet.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (pUDQf)

295 The parents of that kid are insane. I watched the video of an interview with the father (in Twitter link). He said they've known the kid was gay since he was 2, and he went into preschool gay.

Bullshit. Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

----------------

This. No kid that age on this planet is sexually aware of anything.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (ffYR/)

296 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Stop the world, I want to get off.

If it makes you feel any better I'm almost certainly going to murder some of these people over the next decade or three.

Posted by: 11 Year Old Drag Princess at December 17, 2018 03:36 PM (NF2Bf)

make sure it's a high body count and only those who tortured you, and we'll be understanding.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 03:45 PM (8D42x)

297 Actress Amy Schumer lamented how women in comedy need to look "super fuckable" in order to get attention in the industry...

--

Compare this talentless ball of unfunny matter to real women of comedy, such as the likes of Carol Burnett and many others. Others who did not rely on how ****able they looked, because they had actual talent.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

298


" Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "

His parents are pushing him into this lifestyle...

His parents let him go out clubbing.

His parents probably let him have unprotected anal sex in the back rooms of gay bars.

It is beyond insane what his parents are doing.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (jt4m2)

299 I did my best too.
Posted by: Nebuchadnezzer

F'ing ey, right?
Posted by: Melchizedek at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ZejZP)

...

He's literally King of Peace. So probably not Melchizidek.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (yL25O)

300 Since when did having good personal hygiene become the equaivalent of making yourself "souper fuckable"?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

301 Off drunk epileptic sock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (pUDQf)

302 butt custard?


Do I even want to know?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (i82aL)

303 Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "It can't be because we taught him that deviant behavior earned affirmative adult attention

++++

You obviously have not seen the videos of him with his dad bringing him to the clubs. Massive pedo face big grins. Dad is living his dream

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (z2W2E)

304 Amy not going to get herself all dolled up to be "f*ckable"?
Is there a makeup artist, gym trainer, and plastic surgeon out there who could pull that off? Even then you'd still want to take her to a self-serve car wash to wash the stench off. Then you'll need to give her a ball gag and hold it in with lots of tape so she can't speak.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

305 'Weaned on Penis' - The 11 Year Old Drag Queen Story

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (Q1ZdF)

306

Look at what his parents let him do...

https://youtu.be/zIl_2uj7340

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (jt4m2)

307 Methinks Amy went all pearshape after her tenth birthday.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (2LelM)

308 307
butt custard?





Do I even want to know?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (i82aL)
By product from eating Chipotle?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (jxbfJ)

309 Maybe she meant Soup or Fuckable.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (Q1ZdF)

310 And re: the 11 year old: we're right back to temple prostitutes.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (yL25O)

311 289 279 See, when a kid dances in drag at a sex club, liberals swoon.

But when a kid wins the Heisman trophy, they scan his Twitter accounts for "offensive" comments.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:43 PM (O7MnT)

And more, when a Kid wins the Silver Star for Bravery, above and beyond the Call...

Never even in the news at all.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:44 PM



Oh...it can get into the news. Poor bastard just has to survive long enough to fill out the mandatory Hometown News Release. Has to do it himself...and for Pete's sake don't get any blood on it.
Then.

Maybe.

Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (0tfLf)

312 -
--
Methinks Amy went all pearshape after her tenth birthday.


Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM

---------------------------

And that was just her face.

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (pMGkg)

313 Comey is part of Spygate, maybe the greatest political scandal ever in the USA. He and his co-conspirators should have been in jail long ago, instead will skate along life as heroes to the Left and get paid well for it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

314 Amy, Muddy Waters has some thoughts for you on this topic:

"Well you know you can't spend what you ain't got
You can't lose what you ain't never had"

Posted by: steve walsh at December 17, 2018 03:49 PM (WUha0)

315 If you think your kid is gay at age 2 you are an evil nutcase/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:49 PM (AllCR)

316

We'd never touch him.

Too old.

Posted by: NAMBLA Spokesthing at December 17, 2018 03:49 PM (vpm88)

317


Michael Strahan, Disney and ABC are ok with the abuse of this kid.

https://youtu.be/Pmrp3JVFrb8
https://youtu.be/JxdvOLdG_34

Sad.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (jt4m2)

318 He wasn't gay at 2. His parents wanted him to be gay at 2.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (pUDQf)

319
Oh...it can get into the news. Poor bastard just has to survive long enough to fill out the mandatory Hometown News Release. Has to do it himself...and for Pete's sake don't get any blood on it.
Then.

Maybe.
Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:48 PM (0tfLf)

Maybe.... if its not a McClatchy paper...

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

320 Actually that's gonna be Suuuuper-easy, barely an inconvenience.


Heh. Soooomebody has been listening yo Ryan George over at ScreenRant on Youtube do his hilarious movie pitch meetings.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (bsdd3)

321 Look at what his parents let him do...

https://youtu.be/zIl_2uj7340



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM


I don't want to click on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (0tfLf)

322

Amy not going to get herself all dolled up to be "f*ckable"?
Is there a makeup artist, gym trainer, and plastic surgeon out there who could pull that off?


There's some dude named Jack Daniel who could do it. Or Johnny Walker. Or Evan Williams (one of Juan's cousins, perhaps?).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (HaL55)

323 Amy Schumer was great in the premiere episode of The Black Mirror. You may not have seen it. This uber cyber criminal blackmails the Prime Minister of England into having sex on live TV with Amy else he'll blow something up and kill some people.

It's gut wrenching, but the Prime Minister takes one for the team and does the dirty.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (xFkiy)

324 Why couldn't the parents have just given him a Barbie playhouse with salad bar?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

325 Kid would have had a better chance being raised in a Skinner Box.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (Q1ZdF)

326 Canadian Preschool That Refused Atheist Family Who Complained About Christmas, Hanukkah Celebrations Is Forced To Pay

-
Well, that isn't inclusive like drag fag dancing for money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

327 330 Why couldn't the parents have just given him a Barbie playhouse with salad bar?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)


The Klaus Barbie doll set...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

328 >>Comey is part of Spygate, maybe the greatest political scandal ever in the USA. He and his co-conspirators should have been in jail long ago, instead will skate along life as heroes to the Left and get paid well for it.

He sure didn't sound confident today. He sounded angry and scared.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

329 Nah - we don't need a Batman. We need a lot less Order. Because right now - all that Order is good for is keeping a status quo in place that ain't got a damn thing to do with Law. At least, not any Law I want.
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 03:49 PM (mdA2O)

We need the Adams, and Jeffersons, and Washingtons, and Benjamin Franklins.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (NgKpN)

330 what kid is STRAIGHT at 2? They're only vaguely aware of the concept of sexual differentiation at that age.

Hell, until 10 or so, girls are icky and gross! Cooties! Yuck!

This has nothing to do with sexuality (hetero, homo, or otherwise). This is just twisted, evil, satanic insanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (AURKQ)

331 Aren't clean, sanitary bathrooms(and the expectation of them) really a racist dog whistle? CNN has explained this.

Posted by: Ripley at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

332 To me, the news of the day is this "opinion" piece in the New York Times, advocated Human self-extinction. Not satire:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/17/opinion/ human-extinction-climate-change.html

Of course, is classic liberal style, they try to be all coy and "two sides to every coin" about it; his argument is that we SHOULD kill ourselves and o extinct as a species, but yes, it would be so dad when that happens. But it's necessary to save the planet because of (ta-da!) CLIMATE CHANGE.

My reply is:

You first.

Oh wait, you don't want to go first.

Then shut the fuck up, you preening turd.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2018 03:52 PM (c+2jX)

333 Look at what his parents let him do...

https://youtu.be/zIl_2uj7340



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM

I don't want to click on this.

-
Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Look at what his parents let him do...

https://youtu.be/zIl_2uj7340

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM

I don't want to click on this.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (0tfLf)

--------------

Agreed. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ffYR/)

335 A non-gay bar that let an 11-year-old in would lose its liquor license, wouldn't it, much less with all the other shit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

336 >>Hell, until 10 or so, girls are icky and gross!


Perhaps to you, my barely hetero friend.

Posted by: 10Year Old Paolo at December 17, 2018 03:52 PM (Q1ZdF)

337 We need the Adams, and Jeffersons, and Washingtons, and Benjamin Franklins.

We need Frank Castle.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (fD23g)

338
Is there a makeup artist, gym trainer, and plastic surgeon out there who could pull that off?

Equipment needed:

1) Belt sander
2) Trowel

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (LsBY9)

339 The economy is super fuckable! Hold my beer.

Posted by: Jerome Powell at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (s0pjO)

340 340 Look at what his parents let him do...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM

I think it's probably less a case of "let" than "encourage to".

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (J+mig)

341 326 Actually that's gonna be Suuuuper-easy, barely an inconvenience.


Heh. Soooomebody has been listening yo Ryan George over at ScreenRant on Youtube do his hilarious movie pitch meetings.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM (bsdd3)

Pitch meetings are TIGHT!

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

342 http://bit.ly/2A2t8zF
*******
Issa: 'Would Not Be Surprised' if Flynn Conviction Is Overturned | Breitbart

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (BqBId)

343 so dad when that happens = so sad when that happens

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (c+2jX)

344 Hey ace, what'd we ever do to you to earn that kind of insult?

Posted by: Donkeys in diapers at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (fqUgw)

345 With any luck he will murder his parents before he dies of an overdose.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (i82aL)

346 Amy Schumer ; the cure for priapism.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (d6PIl)

347 342 >>Hell, until 10 or so, girls are icky and gross!


Perhaps to you, my barely hetero friend.
------------------------------
Yeah, Paolo, I was getting wood at 10 thinking about that girl in fourth grade. And my teacher. And the lady bra models in the paper. Weird.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)

348

What we need is Black Dynamite!

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vpm88)

349 Compare this talentless ball of unfunny matter to real women of comedy, such as the likes of Carol Burnett and many others. Others who did not rely on how ****able they looked, because they had actual talent.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

Great point. I still remember laughing so hard at the Gone with the Wind sketch with her wearing the curtain rod. Wow.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (qvhSK)

350 There's no question - none - that they groomed that kid to be fresh meat for their pedo pals. They're sick fucks who need a date with a woodchipper.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (NWiLs)

351 345 We need the Adams, and Jeffersons, and Washingtons, and Benjamin Franklins.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (NgKpN)

Today ? Those guys would be told to turn their outrage down a wee bit. Maybe look at a cat video. Stop harshing everyone's mellow.

I'm not attempting to be funny in the slightest.
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (mdA2O)

OH, I agree... they would have been banned off every social media site right off the bat.

And called Fascists... and made fun of by the MSM as Right Wing nut jobs.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)

352 >>Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "It can't be because we taught him that deviant behavior earned affirmative adult attention."



No, they won't ever consider that their behavior led him down the road to (inevitable) self-destruction.

They will blame it on the intolerant people who didn't enthusiastically love and support him.


*Per the linked article, they are currently monetizing his drag queen-ishness, with that dancing in a club an (coming soon!) a kids drag queen clothing line. I dunno, is this worse (or the same) as the stage parents who pimp their kids in Hollywood, on the fashion runway, etc. where they know they will be exposed to predators/abusers?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 03:55 PM (W+vEI)

353 Faggotry is to be celebrated,if the kid was a young conservative they would send him to a shrink.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:55 PM (BXMxN)

354 I think this was part of a catholic church outreach.

Posted by: Max Power at December 17, 2018 03:55 PM (QCc6B)

355 Over on the link to the 11 year old drag queen story... lots of gay liberals commenting. The gist? "Oh noes, this looks horrible for gay rights! Who reported this? All this time saying gays and pedo's were different, down the drain!"

Not much 'That poor boy." Just "Too bad this was publicized!"

Posted by: Vance at December 17, 2018 03:55 PM (zzW7w)

356 Compare this talentless ball of unfunny matter to real women of comedy, such as the likes of Carol Burnett and many others. Others who did not rely on how ****able they looked, because they had actual talent.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 03:46 PM (JoUsr)

Great point. I still remember laughing so hard at the Gone with the Wind sketch with her wearing the curtain rod. Wow.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (qvhSK)

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I still watch episodes of her show when I need a laugh.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ffYR/)

357 354 342 >>Hell, until 10 or so, girls are icky and gross!

Perhaps to you, my barely hetero friend.
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Yeah, Paolo, I was getting wood at 10 thinking about that girl in fourth grade. And my teacher. And the lady bra models in the paper. Weird.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)

Oh, feck orf. I just picked a number. So 8 then. 9. Whatever. I'm not a child psychologist. And I STILL think girls are icky and gross, and i'm 29.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:56 PM (AURKQ)

358 A long time ago I had a part time job at a Synagogue. Schule day. I was wheeling the janitorial cart to the men's room, and Cantor came up. Small talk, and he said let him look first. The younguns had kinda trashed it. I knew Cantor had, of course, a fine singing voice. I did not know he had what is called a fine command voice in Drill Instructor school. I have never seen such fine examples of quivering statues as when he was chewing out the boys before they set to work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 17, 2018 03:56 PM (xzqr4)

359 353 Amy Schumer ; the cure for priapism.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (d6PIl)

And if your erection lasts more than four hours, be sure to call a physician, or look at a Naked Amy Schumer...

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

360

Just remember, a sexual prdator who preys on young boys and is part of Hollywood that ruins people's lives, directed Bohemian Rhapsody.

I suppose he had to, with Freddie being gay and all.

The entertainment industry is so horrorshow.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (jt4m2)

361 Bob Dole says - they don't make enough pills to service Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (mdA2O)

362 Some guy who is blocked by President Trump on the latest Mueller b.s. re. Flynn and Turkey, and related double-standards in investigation and prosecution...

https://twitter.com/YossiGestetner/status/
1074708162807238662

DOJ charges two Flynn associates for failing to register under FARA and
with the default charge of lying to the FBI that oddly was not used on
anyone in EmailGate despite the lies.

No news yet on Tony Podesta being charged for FARA.

One-sided DOJ.
[andycanuck: includes a direct link to the DOJ "charges" too.]

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (Evws/)

363
Your solution lacks imagination. Dropped from a helicopter through panes of glass into a woodchipper.

Improved

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (LsBY9)

364 You know what else looks horrible for gay rights? Damn near every gay bar and gay pride event. It ain't an accident that the Folsom Street Fair never made the funny papers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (ZtIV1)

365 #370 Twitter blocked that is!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (Evws/)

366 Someday his parents will wonder how he became such a f-cuked up mess. "It can't be because we taught him that deviant behavior earned affirmative adult attention."


Bet "daddy" never got off his fat ass and showed him how to throw a baseball.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)

367 343 We need the Adams, and Jeffersons, and Washingtons, and Benjamin Franklins.

We need Frank Castle.
Posted by: Qoheleth



Sadly, I'm leaning more and more to the "Pinochet" option. Interesting Times indeed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (Wgeez)

368 http://bit.ly/2A2JNTo
*****
Is Sergey Kislyak Central to the Set-Up of Michael Flynn? - American Greatness

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (BqBId)

369 368

Just remember, a sexual prdator who preys on young boys and is part of Hollywood that ruins people's lives, directed Bohemian Rhapsody.

I suppose he had to, with Freddie being gay and all.

The entertainment industry is so horrorshow.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (jt4m2)

Oddly enough, I heard that despite that they didn't glamorize Freddie's lifestyle.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

370

Not all Gays are Pedo and not all Pedo's are Gay, but if you were doing a Venn...

Posted by: NAMBLA Spokesthing at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (vpm88)

371 Chuck is more fuckable than Amy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

372 Your solution lacks imagination. Dropped from a helicopter through panes of glass into a woodchipper.

Improved
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM (LsBY9)

Die Hard meets Fargo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (AURKQ)

373 I don't know if anybody's made note of this but Treacher's gone full Patterico at PJM in defending the denizens of the Weakly Substandard. In Jim's defense, he's never been run over by a cruise ship.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB)

374 Faggotry is to be celebrated
.........

Every day my friend, every single day. And on national TV.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 17, 2018 03:59 PM (HgMAr)

375 ?Pillar of Salt? - did it already!

Posted by: God sorting thru his toolkit at December 17, 2018 03:59 PM (FhXTo)

376 If "we" can't control and direct the DOJ with PDT in the White House, then we are truly fucked and all is lost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 03:59 PM (bim/x)

377 Oh, Amy is better than Lena.... in the "who's a better looking walrus" sort of way.

Blindfold a Muslim who likes goats and let him at either and the Muslim would be thinking he's gotten lucky that day. Until the blindfold falls off... then the poor guy will volunteer for immediate suicide vest duty.

Posted by: Vance at December 17, 2018 03:59 PM (zzW7w)

378 Video has raised my bet to $500

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 03:59 PM (/rm4P)

379 Do you think the 11 year old has a prolapsed anus yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

380

" I heard that despite that they didn't glamorize Freddie's lifestyle."

I suppose that's for the best.

Can't have him abusing young boys all over the place with David Bowie.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (jt4m2)

381 I don't know if anybody's made note of this but Treacher's gone full Patterico at PJM in defending the denizens of the Weakly Substandard. In Jim's defense, he's never been run over by a cruise ship.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB)

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He is terrified that he could be next.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

382 As an antidote to Amy Schumer, whom I couldn't care less about , here is the Fashion Notes article at Breitbart of Melania wearing Celine at a WH Christmas party over the weekend. She looks amazing.
https://tinyurl.com/y9rjz879

Posted by: Jen the original at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (L/94n)

383 -
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He wasn't gay at 2. His parents wanted him to be gay at 2.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 03:50 PM

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Exactly. What did they do, have a Jedi check his Poofter-clorian count?

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (pMGkg)

384 That 11yo tranny is obviously a child prostitute. This would be illegal, but gay...

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (eAZVt)

385 388 OK - dropped from a helicopter, through panes of glass, into a woodchipper, after first receiving cuts to the nut-sack using bond paper.

Would anyone care to raise ?
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Why not just drag him behind a pickup truck?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)

386 Your solution lacks imagination. Dropped from a helicopter through panes of glass into a woodchipper.

Improved


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 03:57 PM



My favorite: let them slide down a long stairway banister...and half way down it turns into a razor blade.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 04:01 PM (0tfLf)

387 On tha last pick, wich fccktard let an 11 year old child enter a bar, much less dress and bahave that way. would be nice to know that arrests and perp walks occurred.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - from my we todd did phone at December 17, 2018 04:01 PM (nuGGE)

388 Great point. I still remember laughing so hard at the Gone with the Wind sketch with her wearing the curtain rod. Wow.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2018 03:54 PM (qvhSK)

I just saw it in the window and HAD to have it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 04:01 PM (8D42x)

389 391 The me tells me her poll numbers are "plummeting"

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 04:01 PM (BXMxN)

390 The Treacly Standard was run over before its time, like a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Posted by: Jiminy Treach at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (ZtIV1)

391 357 There's no question - none - that they groomed that kid to be fresh meat for their pedo pals. They're sick fucks who need a date with a woodchipper.
Posted by: Insomniac


In the '70s it was a "thing" at the gay theaters on Times Square to have underage "twink" performers who would (at first) dance naked on stage for the entertainment of gay men, a performance which would usually escalate to on-stage anal and oral sex with older men, to the cheers of the audience. This was documented in various 'tell-all" books about the era, as a well as an amazing underground magazine I used to get whose name now escapes me. It was written by and documented the life of one of these former "twinks," and he describes in incredible detail what went on in New York in that era -- mind-boggling.

The fact that some liberal parents intentionally pushed their child to become one of these sex-toy twinks is beyond child abuse.

Child Protective Services?

Crickets.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (c+2jX)

392 Imagine the outrage if somebody put an 11 yo girl in a strip club. Hell, most of the patrons would be outraged.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (d6PIl)

393

PEDERASTY IS NOW MANDATORY!

Posted by: DNC Platform Committee at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (vpm88)

394 Are women's restrooms like this too?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (so+oy)



My mate worked through college cleaning women's rooms, and he says they are far more disgusting than men's rooms. Women ...

1. Leave used tampons wherever the hell they feel like it.

2. Are afraid to touch a toilet seat, so they "hover pee," sending urine everywhere that the DO NOT wipe up.






Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 17, 2018 03:41 PM

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I can confirm this. I worked as a janitor for six months after I retired from the Navy. Women are NASTY in the bathroom.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (JUOKG)

395 395 The Mare of Steel

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 04:02 PM (BXMxN)

396 You know, if Bill Krystal was a girl he would look a lot like Amy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)

397 345 We need the Adams, and Jeffersons, and Washingtons, and Benjamin Franklins.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 03:51 PM (NgKpN)

Today ? Those guys would be told to turn their outrage down a wee bit. Maybe look at a cat video. Stop harshing everyone's mellow.

I'm not attempting to be funny in the slightest.
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 03:53 PM (mdA2O)

OH, I agree... they would have been banned off every social media site right off the bat.

And called Fascists... and made fun of by the MSM as Right Wing nut jobs.
Posted by: Don Q at December

We need a little Andeew Jackson first.

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2018 04:03 PM (8UCj3)

398 That boy's parents should be prosecuted and convicted.

As should the gay bar's owner.

Why can't kids just be kids? Noooo, we have to sexualize them.

Pervs.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (9hauA)

399 How about the head crusher?

https://youtu.be/aUPAIwM9I7E

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (BXMxN)

400
Kid's got a brutish, short lifetime of substance abuse, exotic and incurable STDs, hideous rectal injuries and, finally, suicide to look forward to. Yay tolerance!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (LsBY9)

401 In an article for Elle titled, "Amy Schumer Doesn"t Want To Look Fuckable,"...

Actually that's gonna be Suuuuper-easy, barely an inconvenience.


Wearing flannel shirts and cargo shorts is TIGHT.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (8YQun)

402 Mark Meadows @RepMarkMeadows
A question that needs answering: Why did Director Comey authorize agents to break protocol and bypass White House counsel in interviewing General Michael Flynn? It seems part of a pattern: Director Comey didn't follow protocol. He treated different people by different rules.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (BqBId)

403


From the video I linked, the kid was hanging out, and looking really out of it, with two degenerate old club kids.

One of whom, Michael Alig, spent time for killing his drug dealer and chopping up his body.

and on the painting behind them, a Pizzagate art work, with the word "Rohyhnol" painted on it.

So yeah, his parents are not really looking after his best interests.

Yet, Disney trots him out and shows him off like some sort of bizarro JonBenet Ramsey.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (jt4m2)

404 406 You know, if Bill Krystal was a girl he would look a lot like Amy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:03 PM



Come to think of it, have we ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

405 First Rule of Puddin Head Kingdom - you mess with the kids, you get a bullet to the brain.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:05 PM (2LelM)

406 OK - dropped from a helicopter, through panes of glass, into a woodchipper, after first receiving cuts to the nut-sack using bond paper.

Would anyone care to raise ?

Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 04:00 PM (mdA2O)

cat on 9 tails with razors on the end for 100 lashes on each section of the body, then dropped in to a brine tank, THEN lowered slowly feet first into a wood chipper.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 04:05 PM (8D42x)

407 Oddly enough, I heard that despite that they didn't glamorize Freddie's lifestyle.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

late 70's and early 80's.

Gay was NOT cool back then, except to a very small subset.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 04:05 PM (NgKpN)

408
Who else thinks Ace coulda wrote "Snappy Lines" for MAD magazine better than anyone?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 04:05 PM (RqBBh)

409 I hope Starbucks gets sued by its employees.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 04:05 PM (9hauA)

410 I still watch episodes of her show when I need a laugh.

--

Like many here, I grew up watching her show. The entire cast was so great. Real comedy transcends time and Carol Burnett and Co. had it. I can even sometimes catch those infomercials for her show and just watch the clips and laugh and laugh. That's how good it was.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 04:06 PM (JoUsr)

411 Kid's got a brutish, short lifetime of substance abuse, exotic and incurable STDs, hideous rectal injuries and, finally, suicide to look forward to. Yay tolerance!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 04:04 PM (LsBY9)
...........

You forgot about his TV sitcom.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

412 I'm running for president to take back America from that fascist fuck in the White House!

I want an America where every home and business is as welcoming as a Philly Starbucks bathroom!

And for you gentlemen, an Amy Schumer in every bed!
No no no no, you don't have to thank me. Just vote for me!

Posted by: Howard Schultz at December 17, 2018 04:07 PM (DuAZ5)

413 The only thing missing is the golden calf idol

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2018 04:07 PM (DodRu)

414 Oh, Amy is better than Lena.... in the "who's a better looking walrus" sort of way

Stick your dick in a potato or a squash?

Posted by: wooga at December 17, 2018 04:07 PM (3I7wr)

415 I think I'm going to apply for a job at Starbucks. Can't be worse than my current gig.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2018 04:08 PM (IfYaq)

416 Pitch meetings are TIGHT!

Posted by: Don Q


I think I listened to all 92 of those in one day. He is brilliant and they are very well done vids.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 17, 2018 04:08 PM (bsdd3)

417
Stick your dick in a potato or a squash?

Rutabaga.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (xELbE)

418 426 I think I'm going to apply for a job at Starbucks. Can't be worse than my current gig.
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Do you have any piercings? If not, then dye your hair blue and use some eye liner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (2LelM)

419 11-Year-Old Boy Dressed In Drag Dances At Gay Bar, Gets Dollar Bills Thrown At Him

Stop the world, I want to get off.


So do I!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (NAs56)

420 When the man comes around....

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (qkPKq)

421 ARGH!

I HATE PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: NURSE RATCHED at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

422 @426
I d rather recycle used rubbers at a gay bath house than sling overpriced joe at starfucks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 04:10 PM (d6PIl)

423 191
Washington State University stocks mens bathrooms with free menstrual products



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/316043/

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 03:32 PM (BXMxN)

Well, tampons are a good in emergencies to control bleeding from gunshots, stabbings, and other deep wounds.

So there is that. However, I would think the Chicago-area Starbucks would be leading the way on it, not WSU.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 04:10 PM (UsCnO)

424 Like many here, I grew up watching her show. The entire cast was so great. Real comedy transcends time and Carol Burnett and Co. had it. I can even sometimes catch those infomercials for her show and just watch the clips and laugh and laugh. That's how good it was.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 04:06 PM (JoUsr)

some of the best scenes happened when Harvey Korman was trying NOT to bust up, when Tim Conway would do something unexpected.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 04:11 PM (NgKpN)

425 433
@426

I d rather recycle used rubbers at a gay bath house than sling overpriced joe at starfucks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 04:10 PM (d6PIl)


Go on..........

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 17, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

426 I'll get piercings.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2018 04:11 PM (IfYaq)

427 >>. . .The fact that some liberal parents intentionally pushed their child to become one of these sex-toy twinks is beyond child abuse.


Ugh, zombie, that's disgusting!

What's worse is that the MSM is not only normalizing him, but they will no doubt endorse his new venture, which sounds like a pedo's dream: Drag Haus of Amazing online community for kids up to age 20 to chat without the "often judgmental interference of adults" (!).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 04:11 PM (W+vEI)

428 If you ever wonder why Islam is so resurgent and why God would allow such a thing.... stories like this that come from the LGBT community are a pretty good clue why. Any real society would have ended this kind of thing a long time ago. Since we haven't... I'm afraid that God has abandoned us. With good reason, to be sure.

Posted by: Vance at December 17, 2018 04:12 PM (zzW7w)

429 Get a free Democracy Dies in Darkness water bottle

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/316065/

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

430 422 I'm running for president to take back America from that fascist fuck in the White House!

I want an America where every home and business is as welcoming as a Philly Starbucks bathroom!

And for you gentlemen, an Amy Schumer in every bed!
No no no no, you don't have to thank me. Just vote for me!
Posted by: Howard Schultz at December 17, 2018 04:07 PM (DuAZ5)

Ex Sgt., German Luftwaffe?

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

431 Free At Last! Free At Last!

Posted by: Amy Schumer's Sweat-Ripened Spanx at December 17, 2018 04:12 PM (RKQ/v)

432 >>Like many here, I grew up watching her show. The entire cast was so great. Real comedy transcends time and Carol Burnett and Co. had it.



Yup, Carol and her crew were hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)

433 late 70's and early 80's.

Gay was NOT cool back then, except to a very small subset.


Trailblazers and pioneers, they were.

Posted by: Barack DL Obama at December 17, 2018 04:13 PM (C78No)

434 Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 04:13 PM (W+vEI)

But then, so was Bill Cosby...

And Flip Wilson...

And Rowan and Martin's Laugh in...

And George Burns show...

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 04:14 PM (NgKpN)

435
My favorite: let them slide down a long stairway banister...and half way down it turns into a razor blade.


And, at the bottom, a kiddie pool filled with lemon juice!

Posted by: Miracle Max at December 17, 2018 04:14 PM (oVJmc)

436 An opinion piece published in the New York Times Monday argues the extinction of human beings could be a good thing due to humanitys contribution to climate change, among other reasons.

Written by left wing professor

Hey asshole, you first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 04:16 PM (bim/x)

437 Vance, good point. I heard a report that modesty is returning to the fashion houses. Why? To cater to the muzz population.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2018 04:16 PM (0jFNh)

438 Like many here, I grew up watching her show. The entire cast was so great. Real comedy transcends time and Carol Burnett and Co. had it. I can even sometimes catch those infomercials for her show and just watch the clips and laugh and laugh. That's how good it was.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 04:06 PM (JoUsr)

some of the best scenes happened when Harvey Korman was trying NOT to bust up, when Tim Conway would do something unexpected.
Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 04:11 PM (NgKpN)

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Absolutely agreed. I remember thinking even back then what treat jobs they had. They got to go to work and get payed a lot of money to laugh.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ffYR/)

439 439

No. Just like God told Elijah, he still has a remnant of the faithful. He is Emmanuel, God with us.

Posted by: jmel at December 17, 2018 04:16 PM (OeWgo)

440 Donkey punch for the win

Posted by: Regular joe at December 17, 2018 04:17 PM (cZlKA)

441 "A drug-addled, diarrhea-squirting drug addict in every pot!" -- Alexandria Occluded-Cortex 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 04:17 PM (yFr4R)

442 This primordial stew of gay/trans/drag youth that's being fostered now is simply disgusting. There really are no words for it, because I have no way within my own mind to justify how parents can do this to their children. How society can (as is now happening) glorify this, promote this, nurture this. We are so, so sick as a nation...as a world.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 04:18 PM (JoUsr)

443 Everyone associated with that 11-yr old needs to be jailed and thrown into a wood chipper.

They ruined this kids life.

Not to be nasty but I'll be the mortgage that kids already had some regrettable sexual experience. Don't tell me there's not a whole constellation of pedos in orbit around him

What a disgrace

Posted by: Traddy at December 17, 2018 04:19 PM (GSJcT)

444 432 ARGH!

I HATE PEOPLE!!!
Posted by: NURSE RATCHED at December 17, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

Welcome home!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 04:19 PM (bcbK8)

445 My eyes! The googles do nothing!

Should have used the safety googles.

Posted by: human at December 17, 2018 04:19 PM (0CeRG)

446 Like many here, I grew up watching her show. The entire cast was so great. Real comedy transcends time and Carol Burnett and Co. had it. I can even sometimes catch those infomercials for her show and just watch the clips and laugh and laugh. That's how good it was.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 04:06 PM (JoUsr)


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Carol Burnett has written at least a couple of good memoirs that I've read -- very interesting and, as one would expect, funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 04:20 PM (yFr4R)

447 I have no rage stroke like the rage stroke I suffer when parents drag their kids into their f'd up social justice theater, in ways that clearly harm the child. Not only is this 11 year old suffering obvious psychological abuse, but it appears the "parents" are also enabling some kind of eating disorder.

I predicted this sort of thing when the enacted "gay marriage." It is the unique province of marriage to regulate children and the family. And once the State treats as "equally valid" all kinds of perversion, then it is a short hop for perverted parents to impose their adult choices on innocent children --which should not be countenanced by society, or the law.

Call it a "civil union" and bugger each other till the cows come home, give each other your inheritance, fill out each other's DNRs, I really dont care. But they should never call it "marriage" and children should not be included in the party.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 17, 2018 04:20 PM (koNhm)

448 I'm afraid that God has abandoned us. With good reason, to be sure.


He hasn't abandoned those that are His.

And yes, God does abandon nations.

https://youtu.be/Cz8AA_Oa0EU

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2018 04:20 PM (Wgeez)

449

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 04:20 PM (RqBBh)

450 My money is on daddy having shown him the ropes.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2018 04:21 PM (0jFNh)

451 And another boy cleaning up in girls' sports!
https://twitter.com/ThinGrayLine01/status/
1074774302053068800

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 04:21 PM (Evws/)

452


I saw a sign on an overpass recently.

TRANS RIGHTS NOW

ANd guess what else was on there...

A hammer and sickle.

Why would trans rights be bundled with hard-left Communism.

What does trans stuff have to do with Communism? Can Communism be elevated by trans-stuff?

Are trans rights a trojan horse?

I've said for a long time, these progs are working at the foundations of the US and whittling away at them like crazy perverted termites.

Something's not right.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 04:21 PM (jt4m2)

453 Canz wez haz a gnew thred?


This child abuse is ruining my appetite

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 04:22 PM (/rm4P)

454

"They ruined this kids life. "

Big tough football player Michael Strahan pimped this young boys ass on Good Morning America.

As they say, let that sink in.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 17, 2018 04:23 PM (jt4m2)

455 92 I thought the narrative was that homosexuals and pedophiles are two very separate things.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 03:24 PM (yL25O)


And they want to end this hateful segregation.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 17, 2018 04:23 PM (VaN/j)

456 If no one can pee in the Starbuck's restrooms, how can they still make coffee. I always assumed there was a direct pipeline.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 17, 2018 04:24 PM (VaN/j)

457 246 114 Look, I'm not saying Moses isn't a big deal, but he wasn't the only guy in the Torah. Jusy sayin.
Posted by: Noah at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM

**********

Pikers
Posted by: Samson at December 17, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

Yup

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Move over son...

Posted by: King David at December 17, 2018 04:28 PM (B5K06)

458 Well, yes, God abandon's nations. Heck, He let His own get taken captive into Babylon because they went wicked. America has, I fear, been left to its own devices.

But those who remain faithful will of course retain favor with God.

Posted by: Vance at December 17, 2018 04:28 PM (zzW7w)

459 "Suuuuper-easy, barely an inconvenience."

Referencing Youtube series is TIGHT.

Posted by: Schoolbus Vagabond at December 17, 2018 04:32 PM (oqaZK)

460 THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 17, 2018 04:35 PM (zJ7J0)

461 Amy Schumer's entire comedy act is that she's a slut.

Posted by: MikeN at December 17, 2018 04:48 PM (o/eHL)

462 "I've earned the right and I have people's attention"
Standard-issue SJW sociopathy.

Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2018 04:58 PM (7rlrd)

463 =====
III) Drag Boy: I got opinions on this I'll just keep to myself, but that shit ain't right.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2018 03:22 PM (z79tQ)
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I'll give you my opinion: the kid needs to be given lots of help and guidance. Everyone else involved in that episode needs to be summarily executed.

Posted by: Cosda at December 17, 2018 05:12 PM (duDbz)

464 first is was baby killingthen homosexualitythen gay marriageand now pedophilia is definitely nextthen comes bestialitythanks democrat party

Posted by: sound awake at December 17, 2018 06:28 PM (8+mlk)

465 Someone watches Pitch Meeting on YouTube!

"Super Easy, Barely and Inconvenience!"

Posted by: Marc at December 18, 2018 06:45 AM (Io7aH)

466 Doesn't walking around pregnant show she is "fuckable"??

Posted by: Bill Burris at December 22, 2018 09:48 AM (wpd7A)

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