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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Jean-Francois Millet
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:27 AM (yF0X0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 09:27 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (LyHwX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (H7LIz)
No wonder its a bit grainy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (trpsZ)
Are you sure that's spelt right?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (cqNba)
No wonder its a bit grainy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
*desk smash*
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Just another day on the smart military blog.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (yF0X0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (cxHbL)
Are you reading this, Judicial Watch?
Maybe some of those 19,000 missing emails of Strzok and Page can be found there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:29 AM (NWiLs)
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That's why I come to this place - for the rye humor.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (XXNQ+)
I love the rye humor here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (LsBY9)
Sue, this is...everybody."
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (6X9zF)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (z2W2E)
Dammit, Hoplite
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (veoSD)
It gets a little corny at times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (m45I2)
________________________________________
Muldoon, Muldoon, Muldoon.
Drugs are not the answer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Taggart at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (NWiLs)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (veoSD)
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LOL! That was close!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (veoSD)
It gets a little corny at times.
We're all glutens for punishment.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 17, 2018 09:33 AM (juGYP)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (XXNQ+)
Dammit, Hoplite
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (veoSD)
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LOL! That was close!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (XXNQ+)
You're lucky I'm a nice guy. Otherwise, I'd thresh you within an inch of yer life for stealing my pun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (yF0X0)
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Why don't ya make bread out of these puns.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (yF0X0)
Crusty bastard, ain't ya?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (TVknX)
These grain puns are getting out of hand.
Why don't ya make bread out of these puns.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (yF0X0)
That's the yeast of our worries.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (yF0X0)
Punpernickel.
Done and done.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Harry Caray at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (veoSD)
It gets a little corny at times.
We're all glutens for punishment.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 09:32 AM (iXnsK)
A maized by sorghum it.
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (6X9zF)
I spotted the needle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:36 AM (/qEW2)
Next to the kitteh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:35 AM (TVknX)
Ah, good, I could use a new bumper. Damn college students can't drive.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2018 09:37 AM (hyuyC)
We'll give them spoons!
Posted by: Milton Friedman at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (93ZJL)
It existed - as Grassley well knows. It was written by Agent Pientka, who also took extensive handwritten notes, whose name is redacted from Mueller's filing, and who seems to have disappeared. Where are the original 302, his notes, and where is Agent Pientka? Grassley has been trying to get access to all three for almost two years.
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (veoSD)
It gets a little corny at times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 09:31 AM (93ZJL)
A kernel of truth there.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (i82aL)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:34 AM (veoSD)
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Heh. I fully expected you to beat me to the barley joke.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (ICaYg)
Whither the barrel for poor Mildred? What say ye, resting Horde?
Posted by: The Overseer at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (H7LIz)
Hey, did you guys find my needle?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM
I've seen the needle and the damage done. A little part of it in everyone.
Posted by: Neil Young at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (VpIIl)
I can barley tolerate the punning so early in this thread.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
*********
BREAD - a limerick
As any poor baker ought to know
Desperation can lay you down low
Temptation is a beast
West is west, yeast is yeast
I did it 'cause I kneaded the dough!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (m45I2)
pretty nifty to see how things worked long ago.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (LG/rj)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (J+mig)
Heritage Rough Rider .22lr Revolver with American flag grips at Academy.
$99.00
http://bit.ly/2US2LVO
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Neil Young at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (jYje5)
And the spoon?
Posted by: Lynryrd Skynyrd at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (TVknX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (aJOh/)
I don't cotton to these harvesting puns.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (jYje5)
Apparently Dali was a fan of this guy. He like the Angelus.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (/qEW2)
Big hitter, that guy.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
From the gleam in their eyes, those gleaners are going to pick that place clean.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 09:38 AM (3FOeT)
I'm fond of the "Peasant Spreading Manure" series.
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:41 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (trpsZ)
Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Weasel wants you to come to the NoVaMoMe! at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (LsBY9)
You call THAT a wall?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (trpsZ)
Really feeling their oats.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 09:42 AM (349nX)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 17, 2018 09:43 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 09:43 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:43 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 17, 2018 09:43 AM (6X9zF)
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (TVknX)
Once diseases of the feet became a raging epidemic, Parliament responds by passing the Corn Laws.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (pNxlR)
Notice how the blues on the lounging workers is faded and dull, but the blue on the girl on the left is still deep and rich. Could it be implied that she's new? Her clothes have not yet been worn out by the hard work on bright sun? Notice also, that the man on the left is the only one in red. He is meant to stand out. Why? Is he the foreman, the boss? Notice he's darker than everyone else. Is this a hint at how the viewer is supposed to react to him?
This is a very interesting piece to write about.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: kallisto
******
I think we have found the source of your malaise.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (m45I2)
82 - I don't cotton to these harvesting puns
They're all interchangeable - a little gin will help you see how.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
99 82 - I don't cotton to these harvesting puns.
So you gonna bail on us?
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (TVknX)
Ugh. I need a drink. Where's that gin bottle?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 09:45 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:45 AM (LsBY9)
Stood on his own two feet
Til his mind got incomplete and they put him in the home.
Levelland
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)
(Also, it looks like they're harvesting in the middle of a howling sandstorm, which seems inconvenient.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 09:46 AM (LsBY9)
Not just you - she was everybody's lay
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 09:46 AM (TVknX)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:40 AM (XXNQ+)
Thank you.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
Some of the puns are mis-spelt,
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM (VpIIl)
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Que? No.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 09:46 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 09:47 AM (3FOeT)
Profiles in History will be having an auction today on props and costumes from the series Once Upon A Time. All bids seem to start at $100. Here are costumes worn by Elsa and Belle.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaktj25c
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:47 AM (trpsZ)
I think we have found the source of your malaise.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM
Malaise? Turn down the thermostat and put on a sweater.
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at December 17, 2018 09:47 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
No wonder its a bit grainy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:28 AM (trpsZ)
einkorn . . .
zweikorn . . .
dreikorn . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2018 09:48 AM (mUa7G)
You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGAK7d3P90M
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
I think we have found the source of your malaise.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM
Malaise? Turn down the thermostat and put on a sweater.
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at December 17, 2018 09:47 AM (jYje5)
Yeah whatever, peanut-boy.
*snicks open switchblade*
Posted by: Bun-Bun at December 17, 2018 09:48 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (3sjI6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGAK7d3P90M
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
OH MERDE!
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Muldoon
I prefer Duke's over Hellman's malaise.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (xzezz)
Borgman-goat.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bun-Bun at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (trpsZ)
Organizing of Gulten-Free Grain Harvesters' Local #032
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (3FOeT)
... all praises upon Allah
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (/qEW2)
Logorrhea brain is back!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:52 AM (trpsZ)
Once diseases of the feet became a raging epidemic, Parliament responds by passing the Corn Laws.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:44 AM
yeah, but it wasn't as good as "Tear The Roof Off The Sucker"
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2018 09:52 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
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Isnt that the day BEFORE Cinco De Mayo??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
What a little lady
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:52 AM (trpsZ)
That's couplet verse, not a pun.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
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Give Muldoon time and he'll come up with something. Although you're certainly no slouch yourself in that department.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (Z4rgH)
... all praises upon Allah
Posted by: SMOD
Inshallah. And yes, allah willed it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
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Isnt that the day BEFORE Cinco De Mayo??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
Cinco de quadrotriticale.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
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*wonders how HE pissed off Clinton InternationaL*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
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Google has no problem giving them a top search result.
But Tucker Carlson ... he's bad.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (sX1BW)
"Say, who's the new girl?"
She looks preggers. And the guys looking at her are thinking either, "Who's kid? Mine?" or "How much for the little girl?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 09:54 AM (HaL55)
Perched on the northern coast of Africa, some 120 nautical miles across from the Mediterranean coast of Italy and Malta, oil-rich Libya has long served as a launching-off point for Europe. For nearly four decades, migrant numbers were controlled by the country's flamboyant dictator, Muammar Gaddafi. He periodically threatened to unleash an "influx of starving and ignorant Africans" who would turn the mainland into a "black Europe" - in order to wrangle cash-for-migration-control deals.
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 09:54 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
quadrophenia? I thought it was a whole album?
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:54 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 17, 2018 09:55 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:55 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:54 AM (cxHbL)
I thought quadrophrenia meant you had four heads.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
Organizing of Gulten-Free Grain Harvesters' Local #032
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
You'll never get a rise out of that group.
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at December 17, 2018 09:56 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 17, 2018 09:56 AM (ymnmz)
Far away across the fields
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
With its softly spoken magic spell.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:57 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:55 AM (trpsZ)
That's just Madness!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 09:57 AM (nlUp2)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 09:57 AM (NAs56)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
Four BUMPS on your head.
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 09:58 AM (cxHbL)
Send us pallets o' cash. We've got 'em all.
/someguysinkievandbeijing
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 09:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 09:55 AM (trpsZ)
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Soooooooo......
The muse out front DID tell you......
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 09:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JTB at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (6qErC)
When shopping for fine sheets,
Bedlinen snobs know nothing beats
The pretentiousness of percale
Like quadrotriticale
That none dare say, "It's just wheat!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:51 AM (/qEW2)
Well, in all fairness, he did have pretty bad cataracts on both eyes.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (3sjI6)
IF this is true, then Millet, who was a Socialist, was commenting on and criticizing the prejudices of society and it's social elites.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (fE+0o)
I thought quadrophrenia meant you had four heads.
I thought it meant there were 4 phrenologists examining you at once.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (HaL55)
Accidentally. Yes.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Mossad at December 17, 2018 10:00 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 10:00 AM (fE+0o)
Are you reading this, Judicial Watch?
Maybe some of those 19,000 missing emails of Strzok and Page can be found there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 09:30 AM (H7LIz)
At Power Line there's a column by Paul Mirengoff, about Sullivan and Mueller. It's better than his usual fare*. Of course there's a bit of the limp noodle BS, but it includes a very interesting comment. He says that Sullivan himself could order a special investigator to look into Mueller's conduct. And that he'd done so in the Stevens case. (Of course PM dismisses it as unlikely.)
To me, that is a very interesting idea. Or, to put it differently, "Oh, please, please, please." God, I want to see Mueller in the dock. Then in prison. I do not see how he can escape obstruction charges himself, for instance.
*Mirengoff seems eager to be the Allapundit of his site.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 09:54 AM (QkjLD)
And all of a sudden, Europe did a complete 180. Merkel would say "sock it to me! In fact, I'd pay you for those pwecious migrants." People are crazy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
I prefer "a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat"
wait, that didn't come out quite right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (6qErC)
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
With its softly spoken magic spell.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 09:57 AM (/qEW2)
One of my favorite songs from one of my all-time favorite bands.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
Four album sides...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (6qErC)
Four speakers, dude. One in each corner!
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 17, 2018 10:02 AM (6X9zF)
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 10:02 AM (fE+0o)
Posted by: Matt Drudge, Latent Homosexual at December 17, 2018 10:02 AM (H7LIz)
There is no dark side of the moon -
As a matter of fact, it's all dark.
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Exactly.
Posted by: Louis Farakhan at December 17, 2018 10:03 AM (H7LIz)
177 thought quadrophrenia meant you had four heads. "
Four album sides...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (6qErC)
Four speakers, dude. One in each corner!
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 17, 2018 10:02 AM (6X9zF)
We abandoned 8-track tapes for this? Da fuq?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:04 AM (6qErC)
I thought quadrophrenia meant you had four heads.
I thought it meant there were 4 phrenologists examining you at once.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (HaL55)
KINK-y....
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 10:05 AM (OyyDO)
Dave's not here, man...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:04 AM (6qErC)
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Sennheiser will come!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:05 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:06 AM (6qErC)
IF this is true, then Millet, who was a Socialist, was commenting on and criticizing the prejudices of society and it's social elites.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
"I didn't know I was such an intellectual. And here I thought I was just painting some harvesters. Maybe I should do a painting of homosexuals so that queer studies teachers can use it to point out the marginalization of those that enjoy ingesting semen?"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 17, 2018 10:07 AM (3sjI6)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. Monday. No Tom Brady on my drudge page. Is that a good thing?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 10:07 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (KTFtO)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018
I admire your posts in these threads to impart a little art knowledge and appreciation against the howling gale that is the horde's ravenous hunger for clubbing a painting to death beneath bad puns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
A Shep Smith Sausage Party?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:06 AM (6qErC
Ain't no party like a Shep Sausage Party 'cause the
Nope. Nope, can't do it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (NWiLs)
IF this is true, then Millet, who was a Socialist, was commenting on and criticizing the prejudices of society and it's social elites.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Heh. I noticed that too. Interesting theory. I hate just having to settle for "the guy's talented, why is he doing this? What's he trying to do?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (/qEW2)
This just came out today, he asked 4 different people and they all turned him down. The Republican party of Illinois claims not to have known anything about this plan.
Best part? Rauner is blaming the entire thing on Trump!!
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (e9omi)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:09 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:09 AM (6qErC)
I thought it meant there were 4 phrenologists examining you at once."
No - that would be a Phrening Frenzy
Posted by: DamnCat at December 17, 2018 10:10 AM (TVknX)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 10:10 AM (Ydn2k)
So how did the claim that he went to Prague to meet with Russians get in the Steele dossier?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Quadro The Great at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (da9BR)
I admire your posts in these threads to impart a little art knowledge
and appreciation against the howling gale that is the horde's ravenous
hunger for clubbing a painting to death beneath bad puns.
Seconded. CBD tries to club the Horde over the head with some of that there "knowledge" stuff. Some of it has finally sunk in my lumpy noggin. Now I know a bit more of what to look for in a painting.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (HaL55)
He's right below the dire warnings of worse conditions than 1929.
Which is just below the pope guy saying how wonderful global migration is. He doesn't get it does he?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018
I admire your posts in these threads to impart a little art knowledge and appreciation against the howling gale that is the horde's ravenous hunger for clubbing a painting to death beneath bad puns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
AROOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at December 17, 2018 10:12 AM (RD7QR)
198 Over the weekend Lanny Davis admitted that Michael Cohen has never been to Prague ...
... but he kind of likes the music.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:12 AM (pNxlR)
Oh, dear god. This is not news. Paul has NEVER predicted anything but a bear market. Ever. When it turns down, he declares himself a genius. When it goes up, he says, "Yes, but it will go down again."
Effin' genius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:12 AM (H7LIz)
But has he ever been to Spain?
And does he kinda like the music?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:12 AM (6qErC)
Sounds like you need a good phrenologist.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 17, 2018 10:13 AM (kG5hP)
OregonMuse actually contacted me to ask if he could imbed it within the thread, itself.
He also made mention of its length and we decided to pare the list by date.
Without his help, it would have been a bulky, Barrel-Worthy post every Sunday.
Gotta go.
Thank You, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*unplugs T.V.*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 17, 2018 10:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Flyover at December 17, 2018 10:13 AM (B5K06)
I like the cataracts theory, too.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 10:10 AM (Ydn2k)
Don't go chasing waterfalls ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
True fact. In Prague, the bars have little rooms off the dance floor for everyone to use. Couples break away from dancing and have sex in the rooms. No cost.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:14 AM (H7LIz)
little art knowledge and appreciation against the howling gale that is
the horde's ravenous hunger for clubbing a painting to death beneath bad
puns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
Very well stated. also, we get to indirectly break CBD's balls because of the sneaky yoko links we have never forgiven him for. Bastard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:14 AM (KTFtO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:14 AM (6qErC)
210 Getting a little sickle of these puns
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Ooh, teff crowd here...
Posted by: Flyover at December 17, 2018 10:13 AM (B5K06)
* prolonged scythe *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:14 AM (pNxlR)
Here is the story of one who left for Australia, Audrey Zibelman, a lawyer from New York who is now destroying Australia's electric grid.
https://tinyurl.com/y8cumhdr
Yet another reason to be thankful that Hillary is NOT POTUS!
God does bless America!
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 17, 2018 10:14 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:15 AM (3FOeT)
with some of that there "knowledge" stuff. Some of it has finally sunk
in my lumpy noggin. Now I know a bit more of what to look for in a
painting.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (HaL55)
Boobs?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:15 AM (KTFtO)
Which is just below the pope guy saying how wonderful global migration is. He doesn't get it does he?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM
One word... Steve Bannon.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 10:16 AM (jYje5)
Yes they did.
They of course being the corrupt Obama administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 10:16 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:16 AM (6qErC)
Here is the story of one who left for Australia, Audrey Zibelman, a lawyer from New York who is now destroying Australia's electric grid.
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Not surprising that a Hillary supporter from NYC would leave for a country that is whiter than Manhattan.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2018 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
Which is just below the pope guy saying how wonderful global migration is. He doesn't get it does he?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (0tfLf)
Who? The Pope or Drudge? The Pope gets it and wants it. Drudge got it and is spending all his time burning his money and playing with his gay lovers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 17, 2018 10:16 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (HaL55)
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Oh for gosh sakes I hope he doesn't see that. He'll get a big(ger) head.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Weasel wants you to come to the NoVaMoMe! at December 17, 2018 10:17 AM (U5tDi)
I'm disappointed we're letting so many in.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 10:18 AM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Unless your wife finds out.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:18 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:11 AM (HaL55)
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Oh for gosh sakes I hope he doesn't see that. He'll get a big(ger) head.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Weasel wants you to come to the NoVaMoMe! at December 17, 2018 10:17 AM (U5tDi)
Then he'll start telling us what we can and cannot put on our French Toast...it'll get out of control!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Weasel wants you to come to the NoVaMoMe! at December 17, 2018 10:17 AM (U5tDi)
Right? I think its time to squeeze the oil out of him again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (KTFtO)
She's nuts.
Seriously whackerdoodle time. Glad she's down under.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (6qErC)
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Chamberlain said there was no cost to breaking away Prague too.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (so+oy)
I'm disappointed we're letting so many in.
Posted by: t-bird
Also pissed that they want to run to white Canada and not brown Mexico.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (xzezz)
Unless your wife finds out.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:18 AM (xzezz)
Like that trapped miner in Peru who had both his wife and his mistress show up at the rescue site?
Awkward!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
turned him down. The Republican party of Illinois claims not to have
known anything about this plan.
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We know nothink.
I'm pretty sure it is an (R) governor's turn in the pokey. Blago is still in, so it is time for an (R) to be martyred.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
_________________
Some "adult" bookstores in the U.S. do that too. Need full Haz-Mat uniforms and filtered breathing apparatus to do the clean-up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:18 AM (xzezz)
Doing a Prague girl in the small room.
Can we call that "Getting a Czech in the Box"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (KTFtO)
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Yes. Lets press him on that.!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (HaL55)
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2005/12/child-is-born-unto-us.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 10:21 AM (trpsZ)
Awkward!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
didn't they both grab shovels and start filling in the hole?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:21 AM (KTFtO)
Just wave a bottle of high grade Maple Syrup in front of 'em. Like a crucifix to a vampire...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:21 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (H7LIz)
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I vote for the "Male is in the Czech."
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:22 AM (8XRCm)
_______________________________________
Yes, but Cohen took a plea for his son stealing second base.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:22 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (6qErC)
_________________
It's better than when the Planned Parenthood ghouls do their harvesting, separating tiny severed baby parts into different shipping cartons, and laughing as they count their millions of taxpayer dollars and scheme to get more so they can buy themselves a new Porsche next year.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (fqUgw)
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Yes, but Cohen took a plea for his son stealing second base.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:22 AM (H7LIz)
He got tagged for stealing second base?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)
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I thought it was to cover-up Trump stealing home.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: literally serious at December 17, 2018 10:24 AM (Fh/kv)
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Yes, but Cohen took a plea for his son stealing second base.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:22 AM (H7LIz)
He got tagged for stealing second base?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)
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*ques up a nice warm Meatloaf earworm
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 10:25 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:25 AM (6qErC)
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I thought it was to cover-up Trump stealing home.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2018 10:23 AM (sX1BW)
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STOP RIGHT THERRRRRRRRE!!!!!
**bum-bah- bum**
I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW......
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:25 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 17, 2018 09:39 AM (ICaYg)
Most of them are barley funny
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 10:25 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:20 AM (H7LIz)
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I vote for the "Male is in the Czech."
Posted by: fixerupper
*******
Or you could just go with "Czech Mate"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 10:25 AM (lLoBm)
It is called "undocumented occupation of a runner's sanctuary."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:26 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:21 AM (6qErC)
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When I met him at the NJ MoMe I gave him a bottle of maple syrup aged in bourbon barrels. If that's not enough to turn him, he's beyond hope.
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up for the NoVaMoMe now! at December 17, 2018 10:26 AM (U5tDi)
tryout - or Mullah would have scared him into admitting he was in
Prague.
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You don't know what you will find, why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 10:26 AM (MIKMs)
IF this is true, then Millet, who was a Socialist, was commenting on and criticizing the prejudices of society and it's social elites.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Or maybe those were Millet's own prejudices. He wouldn't be the first Socialist to have utter contempt for "the masses".
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:26 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 10:27 AM (Fs5vw)
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Didn't we learn anything after the Roseanne comments?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at December 17, 2018 10:28 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:28 AM (6qErC)
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I think one of the tennis guys got caught in that one and the Czech Mate had a kid to be supported.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 10:29 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 10:29 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 10:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:29 AM (3FOeT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
Millet. Wheat and similar grasses, not hay.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:28 AM (6qErC)
Stop trying to straw arm me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM (KTFtO)
Ah. Salted french toast, plate on floor, express the anal glands.
Posted by: Vet Tech at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (6X9zF)
So Imagonna put this little karmic biscuit right here.
https://tinyurl.com/yaw57fj9
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Vet Tech at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (6X9zF)
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Ewww.
Man.... youre taking your work WAY too seriously.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 17, 2018 10:31 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 10:32 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:34 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 10:35 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:26 AM (xjiRE)
I'd be shocked to meet a socialist that didn't have such contempt. I swear, every last one of them thinks they're going to at least be upper management in some government ministry, despite the fact that there's may's a few thousand of those jobs at most, and millions of them.
Then again, if they were good at math, they wouldn't be socialists.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 10:35 AM (J+mig)
This reads like a (very) poor Babelfish translation.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:35 AM (8XRCm)
Is it theatre worthy?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 10:32 AM (pUDQf)
So have I. And yes. Eastwood's films are almost always theater-worthy.
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM (lLoBm)
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM (HaL55)
For foreign lobbying.
Hey what's up with the Podesta's?
Anything?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (nlUp2)
Maybe some grain alcohol would help?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Rub it on a pregnant woman's belly and she'll pass a baby.
Rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle.
Posted by: Just The Punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (p+Wdc)
>>Is it theatre worthy?
Talked to a friend over the weekend who saw it. He rated it a "meh".
Not bad but not great either.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 10:38 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 17, 2018 10:19 AM
I thought you were using, and in love with, a new-fangled oil-less fryer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 10:38 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Augustine at December 17, 2018 10:39 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2018 10:36 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (p+Wdc)
I'm taking credit for the assist, dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
Pull up.
Pull up."
- Bitchin' Betty
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:38 AM
This.
Posted by: Mitsubishi G4M, too low on final approach at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM (8XRCm)
I'm taking credit for the assist, dammit.
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Frickin attorneys.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM (8XRCm)
I didn't say I was sending a bill, did I?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:39 AM
*adds the assist to Insomniac's stats for the season*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:41 AM (p+Wdc)
Great stocking stuffer:
PSA:
Heritage Rough Rider .22lr Revolver with American flag grips at Academy.
$99.00
http://bit.ly/2US2LVO
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:41 AM (xzezz)
Pull up.
Pull up."
- Bitchin' Betty
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)
Don't tell me how to fly the plane!
Posted by: Soviet Colonel Lawn Dart at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (J+mig)
Hey.
Just askin.
But.... has anybody ever seen Avenatti and Insomniac in the same room together??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM
O_O
Bretheren, Insomniac has brought shame upon the House of Lex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: espanostifer at December 17, 2018 10:43 AM (y4/Sz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM
O_O
Bretheren, Insomniac has brought shame upon the House of Lex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (p+Wdc)
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Yeah. I thought that was grounds for immediate dis barrment.??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:43 AM (8XRCm)
Sometimes this involves reading and understanding very unpleasant writings or ideas.
Posted by: Kris at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (OyyDO)
Hey.
Just askin.
But.... has anybody ever seen Avenatti and Insomniac in the same room together??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (8XRCm)
So Insomniac and Stormy...
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Great steampunk vibe.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (xzezz)
$99.00
http://bit.ly/2US2LVO
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:41 AM (xzezz)
Lives in a state without Academy. insert angry face smiley here
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (9VeU0)
Hey.
Just askin.
But.... has anybody ever seen Avenatti and Insomniac in the same room together??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (8XRCm)
We could never be mistaken for each other. For one thing, I have something extremely important that he doesn't: hair.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
and I'm thankful for Christmas, to again remind me that for all my failures there is hope and the promise of salvation. believe our Father does love us and looks at us as His children and shakes his head at our foibles.
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM (U4PcL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM
O_O
Bretheren, Insomniac has brought shame upon the House of Lex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (p+Wdc)
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Yeah. I thought that was grounds for immediate dis barrment.??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:43 AM (8XRCm)
Campaign Finance Violation... off to Jail for Insom!
Posted by: Bob Mueller at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (8XRCm)
Any room simultaneously occupied by a Horde member and CPL would become Thunderdome.
Moose out front said so.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (J+mig)
Heritage Rough Rider .22lr Revolver with American flag grips at Academy.
Pardon my unfamiliarity with the process, but what is that pressed in the cylinder to hold the cartridge? Is it a hardened sleeve?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (HaL55)
Luxury...
Posted by: eleven
Jam sammich.
Take two pieces of bread and jam them together.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:40 AM
O_O
Bretheren, Insomniac has brought shame upon the House of Lex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2018 10:42 AM (p+Wdc)
Dammit man, I was trying to lull him into a false sense of security, then you give up the whole game.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:47 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 10:37 AM (trpsZ)
Two punches to the nads, one thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 10:47 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2018 10:47 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 10:47 AM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:44 AM
Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride?
Posted by: John K., Steppenwolf at December 17, 2018 10:47 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER, ART CRITIC at December 17, 2018 10:48 AM (Aaxh4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Looks like powder markings from test firing at factory. Wouldn't need any hardened sleeve for a .22 lr.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:48 AM (xzezz)
and I'm thankful for Christmas, to again remind me that for all my failures there is hope and the promise of salvation. believe our Father does love us and looks at us as His children and shakes his head at our foibles.
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 10:49 AM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 10:50 AM (2LelM)
Would the Studio Ghibli movie Laputa: Castle in the Sky qualify as Steam Punk?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Certainly. Fiction, based on fact, honest to goodness use of steam power, dirigibles, the lot.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 10:50 AM (NeSSd)
He's talking about the Bible, folks. Ignore him.
Posted by: Art-ademia at December 17, 2018 10:51 AM (wPON6)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:51 AM (NLLmE)
One of the tricks of art historical analysis is to eliminate your own
biases and put yourself into the eyes of the artist creating the work.
You then should have a greater appreciation for why the work was made
and why it looks the way it does. Unfortunately, not many students will
do this. Instead, they will try to analyse art from the past through
today's lenses. Not only is that unfair, but the student will get a
grossly distorted understanding of the work and judge it accordingly.
Sometimes this involves reading and understanding very unpleasant writings or ideas.
Those types of "students" need a phrenologist. I recommend Bugs Bunny. Somebody needs to whomp some sense into their skulls to replace the mush that's in there now. The whole idea of learning is understanding that you, the student, doesn't know everything. Which I'm pretty sure is the exact opposite of what they're being taught now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:51 AM (HaL55)
Would the Studio Ghibli movie Laputa: Castle in the Sky qualify as Steam Punk?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Very possible.
Steampunk "Sci-fi and sometimes fantasy that incorporates technology and aesthetic designs inspired by 19th century steam powered machinery".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 10:52 AM (xzezz)
That would have been a geat opportunity to go steampunk.
It took them a long time to figure out steam trains would work in that world, and then it was underutilized.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 10:53 AM (9VeU0)
Looks like powder markings from test firing at factory. Wouldn't need any hardened sleeve for a .22 lr.
I didn't think so either. That sort of stuck out to me, being an ex-machinist and all. It looks too symmetrical for powder markings to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 10:55 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
That would have been a geat opportunity to go steampunk.
It took them a long time to figure out steam trains would work in that world, and then it was underutilized.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 10:53 AM (9VeU0)
Railroad steam engines are one of the coolest things man has invented. Especially late American steam.
Beautiful standing still and awe-inspiring in motion.
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 10:58 AM (Fs5vw)
I still have my tools.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 17, 2018 10:58 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
I'd be home with him now, but I'm in charge of release testing at work and no one really can step in to help.
So, stress.
If I'm not up and around on the site much, that's why.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 10:59 AM (bcbK8)
Beautiful standing still and awe-inspiring in motion.
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 10:58 AM (Fs5vw)
Cab ride in 611 on my bucket list.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 10:59 AM (9VeU0)
Best wishes for you and your pupper.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2018 11:01 AM (CRRq9)
kinetic phrenology?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2018 11:01 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 11:02 AM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 11:02 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:02 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:03 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 11:02 AM (sAXJ5)
I have none to report. His sudden and prolonged absence worries me.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
That would have been a geat opportunity to go steampunk.
It took them a long time to figure out steam trains would work in that world, and then it was underutilized.
Posted by: blaster
Yep, all of the apocalyptic fiction on tv blows the goat. I liked the first few episodes of Jericho for the promise of a Lucifer's Hammer type 'aftermath'
Aber nein. It sucked. TV writers are Arby's in a backyard barbecue world.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:03 AM (ZejZP)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 11:03 AM (NLLmE)
If by "phrenologist" you mean "a hickory shampoo", I agree 100%.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:04 AM (8YQun)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2018 11:01 AM (NmR1a)
my inertial reaction
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 11:04 AM (cxHbL)
Cab ride in 611 on my bucket list.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 10:59 AM (9VeU0)
Hand on the throttle, highballing on the straight and level or force-feeding the fire to march up a grade. I would take either one if only for a few minutes.
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (Fs5vw)
Aber nein. It sucked. TV writers are Arby's in a backyard barbecue world.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I liked Defiance.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (CDGwz)
"Pull up.
Pull up.
Pull up."
- Bitchin' Betty
.
Actually, that'll get ya kilt. Ya push forward and firewall the go-juice in a stall.
Posted by: FireNWater at December 17, 2018 11:06 AM (S4rpa)
kinetic phrenology?
I prefer "creating a market."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (HaL55)
Whack them on the head with a mallet, then measure the bumps with the calipers.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (CDGwz)
Are you wearing a mullet?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:06 AM (8YQun)
-
But enough about the ONT.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2018 11:07 AM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 11:07 AM (9VeU0)
If by "phrenologist" you mean "a hickory shampoo", I agree 100%.
Heh, yeah. One of those cartoons has him pounding on somebody's noggin, might've been Elmer Fudd's, then reading the lumps.
How many folks outside of here even know what Phrenology is these days?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:08 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2018 11:08 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sooner at December 17, 2018 11:05 AM (Fs5vw)
Throttle time this past fall on the 611 was $611.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (9VeU0)
Aber nein. It sucked. TV writers are Arby's in a backyard barbecue world.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Yup. cause, TV screenwriters vs science fiction authors.
The mini series where people came back from the dead, and it ended with recycled people bitching about paying taxes but not being able to vote?
For that matter, EVERY show that starts to wander into "what, if anything , lies beyond death" and then pusses out, because the subject is huge and world changing, and they're there to sell commercials, gay lead characters, interracial relationships and revenge is bad.
In the end, they're all writing episodes of Captain Planet.
I have an opinion on this topic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (NeSSd)
357 Stalled thread?
"Pull up.
Pull up.
Pull up."
- Bitchin' Betty
.
Actually, that'll get ya kilt. Ya push forward and firewall the go-juice in a stall.
Posted by: FireNWater at December 17, 2018 11:06 AM (S4rpa)
You're just trying to skirt the issue.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:10 AM (HaL55)
I still have my tools.
So do I, and my Kennedy tool chest. I use my calipers all the time still.
Interesting you guys should say that. I have recently been quietly building my collection of operable hand tools from the early 20th century. Not to collect but to use, just in case.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 17, 2018 11:11 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (veoSD)
Don't dress it up in fancy words, what are ya sayin?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (NeSSd)
That's a pretty good description of American television in general.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (8YQun)
...and here we go again...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I thought that we had depleated this issue.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (NeSSd)
The mini series where people came back from the dead, and it ended with recycled people bitching about paying taxes but not being able to vote?
For that matter, EVERY show that starts to wander into "what, if anything , lies beyond death" and then pusses out, because the subject is huge and world changing, and they're there to sell commercials, gay lead characters, interracial relationships and revenge is bad.
In the end, they're all writing episodes of Captain Planet.
I have an opinion on this topic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (NeSSd)
Babylon 5 had Harlan Ellison as a (the?) writer. That is what made it classic.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (9VeU0)
Interesting you guys should say that. I have recently been quietly
building my collection of operable hand tools from the early 20th
century. Not to collect but to use, just in case.
I inherited B'Gal's father's hand tools and have a bunch from my uncle. If the SHTF, I'm almost set. Having three brace-and-bits is teh shiznit. And a keyhole saw. And a plane. And wood rasps...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:14 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 11:14 AM (bim/x)
You're just trying to skirt the issue.
...and here we go again...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I thought that we had depleated this issue.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (NeSSd)
Nah, just a lot of hemming and hawing
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2018 11:14 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 17, 2018 11:14 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:09 AM (NeSSd)
That's a pretty good description of American television in general.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
Brit TV involves much of this now. Very formulaic, with certain themes revered. Foyle's War was likable at first, but I noticed it creeping in, also some MasterPiece theater bit about women in a small town during WWII.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (NeSSd)
-
I came across a music genre called Steampunk Swing which I had high hopes for since I love Steampunk and I love Swing. Unfortunately, what I've found so far is not good; e.g.:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-TWRn0k4I
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at December 17, 2018 11:16 AM (RD7QR)
...and here we go again...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I thought that we had depleated this issue.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM
Nah, given the intrinsic humor, the Horde will always hem, and ha!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 11:16 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:16 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 11:12 AM (9VeU0)
Two great things about that show.
The non sequiturs... like Penn and Teller playing cosmic comedians...
While at the same time there were things foreshadowed in Season 1, that didn't happen until season 4 or 5.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:16 AM (NgKpN)
Still have my small Kennedy top box. The joy in it as a Starret 0-.5 set of flat mics. Precision in a small package.
Kewl. I always wanted a Gerstner top box. Should've bought one when I had the money.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (HaL55)
The cop roused him and asked what was he doing there. The answer, "I'm wore out, just got off the train, I fired the freight over the Saluda grade."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaramdfx
Nice pic of train descending the grade with overheated brakes. There have a number of derailments there. And numerous instances of near-runaways.
http://tinyurl.com/yd3wzgyo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: NKVD Overseer at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: blaster
J. Michael Strazynskysyehxhwhthii
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (ZejZP)
century. Not to collect but to use, just in case.
I
inherited B'Gal's father's hand tools and have a bunch from my uncle. If
the SHTF, I'm almost set. Having three brace-and-bits is teh shiznit.
And a keyhole saw. And a plane. And wood rasps...
=====
Yeah, me too. Forget the 'more power' clappers, I have a serious case of tool envy for Underhill and his 'Woodwright's Shop'. Like treadle sewing machines, absolutely timeless.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (NeSSd)
Yep. Foyle's War was good, but probably a few seasons too long.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)
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