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Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:14 AM (8D42x) Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (8D42x) 3
So now they are going after flynn's business associates for not registering and helping Turkey...Of course NO democrat has ever had charges brought against them for that. Now I also disliked flynn since he was helping turkey with is a full muzzie asshole nation at this point, but that asside, what a fuckin whitch hunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (bim/x) 4
oh, and I TOTALLY didn't borrow the time machine...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (8D42x) 5
Rona Ramon, widow of Columbia Space Shuttle astronaut and IAF hero Ilan Ramon, has passed away at age 54 after battling a disease.
Ilan and Rona's son, Capt. Asaf Ramon, was an Air Force pilot like his father, and was killed in an aviation training accident. Rona Ramon was born in Kiryat Ono in 1964, and served as a paramedic in the IDF's Paratrooper Regiment. She married Ilan at age 22, five years after he partook in the daring bombing of the Iraqi nuclear reactor. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 11:16 AM (bim/x) 6
Good morning, Horde!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (uDcBt) 7
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (nlUp2) 8
Looks like Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (AllCR) 9
I've been told by the NeverTrumpers at NRO that my SchadenFreude at TWS demise is shameless and that they were actually a great organization doing yeoman's work in the fields of speaking truth to power or something.
Posted by: McCool at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (sZaoP) 10
Audrey Hepburn?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (O2RFr) 11
I just wanted to take an opportunity to refresh you on our Customer Service Policy:
You talk, we listen. Happy Holidays, Horde! Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (ctuyM) 12
3 So now they are going after flynn's business associates for not registering and helping Turkey...Of course NO democrat has ever had charges brought against them for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (bim/x) No Democrat president has ever had his EOs vetoed by an Hawaiian judge, either. We're in whole new territory here. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (8YQun) 13
I like how in the past bad boys didn't look that bad.
The girl picture is Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings from The Yearling. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (8D42x) 15
Vivian Leigh?
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (TpAxy) 16
So when you're talking about a maladroit hermit...
(No idea who the chick is, but she's cute. The guys are The Warriors, except for the blonde kid.) Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (xzezz) Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (/tuJf) 19
I never did believe that Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany" has previously been a farm girl.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (AllCR) 20
Joan Collins
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs) 21
8 Looks like Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 11:17 AM (AllCR) Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (8YQun) 22
I am sooooo stealing the How Government Works picture.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (0tfLf) 23
Apparently Muller has indicted associates of Michael Flynn.
For foreign lobbying. Hey what's up with the Podesta's? Anything? Bueller? Bueller? Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (qxq6t) Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (nlUp2) 25
Today is National Maple Syrup Day. I'm sure National Butter Salt Day is coming riiiiiight up.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (sjdRT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (HaL55) 27
Stay Gold, Cagey Boy!!
Posted by: Rumblefish at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (BmZGq) 28
The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (TpAxy) 29
Interesting who the Horde knows on sight and doesn't...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (AM1GF) 30
Barney Google, with his goo-goo-googly eyes,
Barney Google tried to get to Paradise. When St. Peter saw his face, He said "go to the other place." Barney Google, with his goo-goo-googly eyes. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (o7l6R) 31
The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep Take the knobs off the stove so you can't turn it down or off. Then it's perfect. Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (AM1GF) 32
The girl picture is Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings from The Yearling.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c) No. See #8. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (8YQun) 33
WAAAAAAARIORS! [clink clink clink] COME OUT AND PLAAAYAYAYAAAAA! [clink clink clink]
Posted by: Obligatory at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (nlUp2) Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI) 36
Is that Jane Doe?
Posted by: Caliban at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (qEujL) 37
I've found the wreck of the Weekly Standard!
Posted by: Robert Ballard at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (TpAxy) 38
3 So now they are going after flynn's business associates for not registering and helping Turkey...Of course NO democrat has ever had charges brought against them for that. Now I also disliked flynn since he was helping turkey with is a full muzzie asshole nation at this point, but that asside, what a fuckin whitch hunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 11:15 AM (bim/x) Never understood how that law flies under the First Amendment. OK, you have free speech, but you must register with the government if you speak out for another country, or for a policy which can be deemed as being in favor of another country. But, I guess its like guns, somehow making you Register to perform a RIGHT, is OK... and does not infringe upon said right. Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (NgKpN) 39
Audrey Hepburn with Fawn Liebowitz.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (0tfLf) 40
http://bit.ly/2S8kPt8
******* DNC chair under fire for attacking state party leaders in angry email | One America News Network Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (BqBId) Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (ctuyM) 42
Apparently Muller has indicted associates of Michael Flynn.
For foreign lobbying. Hey what's up with the Podesta's? Anything? Bueller? Bueller? Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:19 AM (qxq6t) I "eagerly" await the outcome of meuller telling a judge to essentially piss up a rope re: the 302s. Theoretically, it should end him. in reality, I suspect nothing at all will come of it. keep your powder dry my friends. Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (8D42x) 43
Rona Ramon, widow of Columbia Space Shuttle astronaut and IAF hero Ilan Ramon, has passed away at age 54 after battling a disease.
Ilan and Rona's son, Capt. Asaf Ramon, was an Air Force pilot like his father, and was killed in an aviation training accident. Rona Ramon was born in Kiryat Ono in 1964, and served as a paramedic in the IDF's Paratrooper Regiment. She married Ilan at age 22, five years after he partook in the daring bombing of the Iraqi nuclear reactor. Posted by: Nevergiveup To say that she endured hardships is a tragic understatement. married and widowed within a year? And then to lose a son. Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (NeSSd) 44
Now she's full of deer ticks and Lyme disease.
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2018 11:22 AM (gmo/4) 45
Matt Dillon, Chris Penn & I don't know
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (BqBId) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (HaL55) 47
Shit, not the Warriors. Wasted a clink there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (RD7QR) 48
She's got... Marty Feldman eyes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Z4rgH) 49
FUCK IT IS NICK CAGE WHEN HE HAD HAIR PEOPLES
Posted by: Rumblefish at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (BmZGq) 50
Shazbot! I was thrown off by her bangs. And Bambi obscuring her, um, elbows.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (HaL55) well the fawn knows the correct spot to nuzzle... Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 11:24 AM (8D42x) 51
Mickey Rourke
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (/tuJf) 52
Those guys look like they're on their way to a boring conversation.
Posted by: Caliban at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (qEujL) 53
Audrey Hepburn, and no idea who those guys are.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (fE+0o) 54
35 Rumble Fish?
Yes. Matt Dillion and one of the Penn bros. Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI) Yes. And it's Chris. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (8YQun) 55
The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep Regardless of how much government wants to help, it'll still bite you in the ass. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (xzezz) 56
I think you have to be a 13 yr old chick to appreciate SE Hinton.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (ZejZP) 57
Those Occasional-Cortex photoshops are hilarious.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (/qEW2) 58
I spy Nick Cage, but that's no surprise, he'll appear in anything.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (jp0Bv) 59
How come you can say Joan Collins and nobody else can ?
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (nlUp2) What can I say? It's a charmed life. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs) 60
Stewart Copeland Of The Police did the soundtrack
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (BqBId) 61
Fuck, I'm stupid. I also enjoy anal.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (7PQBV) 62
I imagine Occasional-Cortex on a whole set of crazy girlfriend memes:
I passed this insanely intrusive law [picture of googly-eye Alexandria] BECAUSE I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR) 63
I recognize all of the dudes except for Poindexter in the back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 17, 2018 11:26 AM (xPJvm) 64
>>45 Matt Dillon, Chris Penn & I don't know
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (BqBId) The guy in the background is Jeff Dahmer. Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0) 65
Shit, our government can crack an egg on the stove. So there's hope.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM) Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (/tuJf) 67
The girl picture is Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings from The Yearling.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c) No. See #8. That was a joke, son. I will explain it, because as ace always tells us a joke is best when it's thoroughly explained. There was a book about a fawn called The Yearling, which was made into a movie. The book was wrote by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, which was my joke. See? That's funny. I did check the internet and apparently Audrey Hepburn wasn't in that movie but did have a pet fawn that she took shopping and things. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c) 68
I smell gas.
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (gmo/4) 69
Apparently Muller has indicted associates of Michael Flynn.
For foreign lobbying. Hey what's up with the Podesta's? Anything? Bueller? Bueller? - The Podestas are Democrats. And our Personal Friends. They have done NOTHING illegal. Posted by: The Corrupt Robert Mueller at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (UyW0o) Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (nlUp2) 71
Good ship Kristipop torpedoed by the orange destroyer.
Posted by: Caliban at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (qEujL) 72
Shit, our government can crack an egg on the stove. So there's hope.
Posted by: Puddin Head They were supposed to be making hard boiled eggs. Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (AM1GF) 73
fenelon, happy Bday! iiii. blow out the candles.
grateful for , (because you're a little tired of our weeping) my grandchild at every meal prepared the last two days. He's a tough eater. Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (fE+0o) 74
ate*
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (fE+0o) Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:29 AM (nlUp2) 76
Shit, our government can crack an egg on the stove. So there's hope. -- That's a stove? We thought it was a washing machine. Cr@p. Posted by: The US Government, working for YOU at December 17, 2018 11:29 AM (UyW0o) 77
You talk, we listen.
Happy Holidays, Horde! Posted by: Bob from NSA ----------- Hmm. I thought it was 'You have answers, we have questions.' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:29 AM (xSo9G) 78
Looks like Audrey Hepburn.
- I saw a documentary on her in which it attributed her early death to deprivation from her life in Nazi occupied Holland (at Arnhem!). The malnutrition weakened heart and body generally. So she was another victim of WWII. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru) 79
Hiya bah !
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (nlUp2) 80
That was a joke, son.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c) And it flew right over my head. You've still got that awesome hash, I see. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (8YQun) 81
interesting...
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypt-restricts- yellow-vests-sales-to-avoid-copycat-protests Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (zJ7J0) 82
Thus the mistake of trying to make a fried egg sandwich when you got home from the bar at 2:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (xSo9G) 83
What the hell did I ever do to you?
Posted by: 7c at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs) 84
Um, like for the record, um, I know the second amendment has, uhhhhh, nothing to do with like your arms? And stuff?
But like I don't get, uh, why we need an amendment to, uh, like protect, uh, the right of like bears to have guns anyway. Like what the hell, uh, is with that? Posted by: Alexandra Occasional Cortex at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (eSx+E) 85
I smell gas.
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (gmo/4) ========= SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!! Oops! *hic* Posted by: Hillary at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (vg8iE) 86
LCMS nailed it, so here are the original lyrics:
https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/2441568 (that link also has Andrews Sisters rendition) Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (MIKMs) 87
82 Thus the mistake of trying to make a fried egg sandwich when you got home from the bar at 2:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:30 AM (xSo9G) This is what sliders are for. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (xzezz) 89
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypt-restricts-
yellow-vests-sales-to-avoid-copycat-protests Posted by: redc1c4 --------- I would think that they would worry about green vests. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (xSo9G) 90
It's polymers all the way down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (ZejZP) Posted by: Maladroit hermit at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (aKsyK) 92
anyone that likes eggs deserves what they get.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (fE+0o) 93
I've known 7c for a long time, and protest the vulgar suggestion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (xSo9G) 94
I see those eyes and all I can imagine her saying is something like:
"Well if you're so smart how come you're not in Congress like me!" Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (37IEG) 95
92 anyone that likes eggs deserves what they get.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (fE+0o) Them's fightin' words. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (RD7QR) 96
Nick Cage, Vincent Spano, Matt Dillon Chris Penn
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (NFEMn) 97
I read that Audrey was so skinny because she was severely malnourished, like everyone else, during Holland's "hunger winter" of, 1944-45, and never really put on that much weight after. It was during her late developmental period, so one would expect health or stunting issues I think, but maybe a very low body weight would be another result.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (QDnY+) 98
That's Nicholas Cage with the other bros.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy) 99
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypt-restricts-
yellow-vests-sales-to-avoid-copycat-protests Posted by: redc1c4 --------- I would think that they would worry about green vests. Posted by: Mike Hammer If you can't protest because you don't have the right color vest, you don't need to protest. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (xzezz) 100
88 That was a joke, son.
Posted by: Bandersnatch Who else read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice? Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (xzezz) another Icon of my youth, who has been ban'd. Boys about as sharp as a bowling ball... Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (NgKpN) Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (Z4rgH) 102
You've still got that awesome hash, I see.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor Thank you. I dread the next power outage that resets the hashes, because I've kept this for a while. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (fuK7c) 103
Car in the parking lot at the supermarket today,a hybrid with Bernie 2016,CoExist,Facts Matter bumper stickers.Pretty sure the old geezer hippie I saw in the store was the owner of that car.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (BXMxN) 104
Is that Audrey Hepburn pic from Green Mansions?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (aKsyK) 105
All I remember from Rumblefish is the fights were in black and white and the fish was in color. Or at least it looked black and white.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR) 106
The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep ------- Yes. This story isn't over yet. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:36 AM (xSo9G) 107
Chili dogs for lunch. Life is good.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0) 108
A maladroit hermit- I looked this up, exactly where is Maladroit?
Is that, like Detroit only in Maldivia? Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo at December 17, 2018 11:36 AM (37IEG) 109
It's nice to get a little attention. Generally, it's my other sisters who get it.
Posted by: 7c of 9 at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM) 110
A maladroit hermit- I looked this up, exactly where is Maladroit?
Is that, like Detroit only in Maldivia? It's just north of Noshelvia. Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (TpAxy) 111
my grandchild at every meal prepared the last two days. He's a tough eater.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (fE+0o) Are you saying he's a tough eater because he can eat your cooking? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (8YQun) 112
@42
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found. Now that right there is some funny shit. What's happening is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qxq6t) 113
Any man caught with a yellow vest, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (xSo9G) Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: Peruvia at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (fuK7c) 116
That was a joke, son. I will explain it, because as ace always tells us a joke is best when it's thoroughly explained.
There was a book about a fawn called The Yearling, which was made into a movie. The book was wrote by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, which was my joke. See? That's funny. I did check the internet and apparently Audrey Hepburn wasn't in that movie but did have a pet fawn that she took shopping and things. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c) --- IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE HAD TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (zJ7J0) 117
109 It's nice to get a little attention. Generally, it's my other sisters who get it.
Posted by: 7c of 9 at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM) Not my fault I'm more buxom than you! Posted by: 7d at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs) 118
Vincent Spano is the blonde in that picture, an Italian kid from Brooklyn whose career never took off.
I remember him from a John Sayles movie, Baby, It's You... Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (NFEMn) 119
She's got... Marty Feldman eyes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Z4rgH) I laughed at the googly-eyed Commies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (fDU8w) 120
109 It's nice to get a little attention. Generally, it's my other sisters who get it.
Posted by: 7c of 9 at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM) Which of course, brings us to the Nerd Version of Ginger or Mary Anne... 6? or 7 of 9? Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (NgKpN) 121
Audrey Hepburn wasn't in that movie but did have a pet fawn that she took shopping and things.
The stuff you can learn on the internet! Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (LISuA) 122
Happy Birthday Fenelon!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2018 11:39 AM (jxbfJ) 123
I laughed at the googly-eyed Commies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Is beink Kolyma gold fields for you. Posted by: J.V. Stalin at December 17, 2018 11:39 AM (TpAxy) 124
96 Nick Cage, Vincent Spano, Matt Dillon Chris Penn
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (NFEMn) Ding ding! Winner! You're the first one to successfully identify all four. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (8YQun) 125
I'm a victim of The Great Fattening.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (H7LIz) Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (MIKMs) 128
It's only a hop, skip, and hump to a gestating ape.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (ZejZP) 129
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found.
Maybe it was on Strzok's phone. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (LISuA) 130
Oregon, now that you mention it. mebbee..
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (fE+0o) 131
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found. Now that right there is some funny shit. What's happening is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qxq6t) We have evidence of Putin sending Trump money along with several long phone calls between them detailing how The RUSSIANS! (tm) can steal the American election. We just can't find it at the moment. You'll have to trust us! Posted by: Robert Mueller. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (37IEG) 132
Chelsea Handler
@chelseahandler To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one. - Thank you, Justice Handler. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru) 133
126 The Yearling,
---------- It did not end well for the fawn. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) 134
Ding ding! Winner! You're the first one to successfully identify all four.
I would never have got Vince Spano. I was thinking Gary Busey? No. Val Kilmer? No.... Posted by: Peruvia at December 17, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c) 135
joncelli, you want eggs, you get lumpy burned oatmeal.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:41 AM (fE+0o) 136
133 126 The Yearling,
---------- It did not end well for the fawn. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:41 AM (NWiLs) 137
I laughed at the googly-eyed Commies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Is beink Kolyma gold fields for you. Posted by: J.V. Stalin ----------- Coming soon, gulagy eyes. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:42 AM (xSo9G) 138
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found.
Now that right there is some funny shit. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qxq6t) No doubt Gen Flynn is laughing heartily in his jail cell. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:42 AM (8YQun) 139
>>118 Vincent Spano is the blonde in that picture, an Italian kid from Brooklyn whose career never took off. I remember him from a John Sayles movie, Baby, It's You... Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:38 AM (NFEMn)
Vincent Spano also moonlighted as Jeff Dahmer's body-double/alibi. Dahmer would pay him to hang around grocery store parking lots helping old ladies with their bags while the 'real' Dahmer was eating brains on toast points in his Milwaukee apartment. Weird, I know. Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0) 140
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
====== It takes time away from Rappers pissing on her Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:42 AM (BqBId) 141
Chelsea Handler
@chelseahandler To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one. Sooooooo, every minority who is indicted, but not convicted, should be thrown into jail and kept there? That should be a line in your next movie, provided that you have one. Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (NeSSd) 142
It did not end well for the fawn.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac ---------- You guys have no hart. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (xSo9G) 143
It's just north of Noshelvia.
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (TpAxy) --- is that anywhere near Peruvia? Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (zJ7J0) 144
Wouldn't it be something if Chelsea was to be indicted for one of the many activities that contravene federal law (i.e. virtually anything).
Wonder if she'd consider an indictment to be proof, then? Too bad the DoJ only targets people on the other side from her for frivolous law-enforcement actions. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q) 145
she's embracing her mutton chops.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (fE+0o) 146
Coming soon, gulagy eyes.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:42 AM (xSo9G) Hmmm.... just hit me... Google? Gulag? Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM (NgKpN) 147
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I see Hawt French Cop Woman is still on Drudge. I approve. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf) What? No love for the weird chick that painted her boobs silver? That thar is a nipple, I seen one before! Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (37IEG) 148
142 It did not end well for the fawn.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac ---------- You guys have no hart. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM ****** You guys horn in on every pun series. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf) 149
Nick Cage, Vincent Spano, Matt Dillon Chris Penn
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (NFEMn) Ding ding! Winner! You're the first one to successfully identify all four. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (8YQun) Rumblefish and The Outsiders' both came out the same year, both were based on SE Hinton books and both were directed by Francis Ford Coppola (Nic Cage's uncle) and both featured a Who's Who of young actors who became well-known during the '80's. Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NFEMn) 150
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found.
Aren't most, if not all, criminal interrogations recorded, both here and in the UK? Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NeSSd) Posted by: The Moose Out Front at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (ctuyM) 152
t did not end well for the fawn.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac ---------- You guys have no hart. Posted by: Carl Ahmed So. We have a stag party now. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (fuK7c) 153
I would think that they would worry about green vests.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM (xSo9G) No one has ever accused the Egyptian government of deep thinking. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (fDU8w) 154
148 142 It did not end well for the fawn.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac ---------- You guys have no hart. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM ****** You guys horn in on every pun series. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf) No I doen't. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs) 155
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qxq6t ==== Really? Where you hearing that? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (oGNNA) 156
To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend
my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one. ===== Terrifying ignorance. Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 11:45 AM (MIKMs) 157
no doubt Cap'n Bill elbowed his way onto the one lifeboat and is waiting for the SS Soros to pick him up, but it ain't coming because Soros' mission was accomplished and he learned that it is too easy to get people to shoot their own wheels off with a little bribery.
Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 11:45 AM (nFwvY) 158
She's got... Marty Feldman eyes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 11:23 AM (Z4rgH) Sung to "Betty Davis Eyes". ? Posted by: Dempsy at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (3/f2v) 159
It did not end well for the fawn.
Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (xSo9G) Oh deer! Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN) A day late and a buck short. Posted by: Insomniac ---------- You guys have no hart. Posted by: Carl Ahmed at December 17, 2018 11:43 AM ****** You guys horn in on every pun series. Posted by: Diogenes --------- It's staggering. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (xSo9G) 160
156 To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend
my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one. ===== Terrifying ignorance. Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 11:45 AM (MIKMs) She's never heard the old adage that a prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (pMGkg) 162
Alexandra Occasio-Cortez' eyes look those of the 20-year-olds who are handing out free skin care lotion samples at the mall.
Those people are nuts. No, I don't want a free sample. And no, you can't ask me a question about my skin care choices. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (H7LIz) 163
>>Aren't most, if not all, criminal interrogations recorded, both here and in the UK?
Not by the FBI. It wasn't until a few years ago that they started taping some interviews for drug crimes and a few others but most are not recorded. But what they are is logged into a computer so the idea that they somehow lost a 302 is laughable. Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (/tuJf) 164
The guy in the back is Vincent Spanno
Posted by: Greg Fecher at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (WSALe) 165
so . . . no cruise now?
Posted by: n8sebaka at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (2+U+J) 166
my grandchild at every meal prepared the last two days. He's a tough eater.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:28 AM (fE+0o) Pookette asked for an apple (!) last night and ATE 5 SLICES!!!!! This is yuuuuuuge, since she's always to refused to even try fruit. But she happily ate the apple slices, and didn't even want cinnamon sugar on them! You could have knocked me over with a feather. Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (XKZwp) 167
Aren't most, if not all, criminal interrogations recorded, both here and in the UK? Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NeSSd ===== Nope. Not here, not by the FBI. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (oGNNA) Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (fE+0o) 169
[Amazon] Workers request air conditioning, told 'ROBOTS CAN'T WORK IN COLD'...
- So now we have robot affirmative action? What's next, Islamic robot prayer rugs? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru) 170
Aren't most, if not all, criminal interrogations recorded, both here and in the UK?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NeSSd) ----- FBI is specifically exempt from this. Interviews are recorded by them in the form of their notes (302s) - you have only the Agents' word to go on. Convenient, isn't it? The hilarious part is that Mueller is being forced to cover up the evidence here, because he apparently had Flynn interviewed by the most honest (or stupidest) Agent in the FBI, who (reportedly) said he found no deception in Flynn's answers. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q) 171
156 To all the trump supporters who follow me who I have no desire to spend
my time blocking, indictments are not fake news. They are proof of criminal activity. These are facts. Everyone is the presidents circle is a criminal because they all work for one. _____________________________________ Robert Mueller works for the president. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (H7LIz) 172
Of course, adopting a business plan wherein you piss of 85% of your potential customer base probably wasn't the smartest choice."
If a conservative is on social media, you can have them deplatformed. If they are an independent website, you need to get them to sell out in order to destroy them. TWS: We don't need readers, we have that nice Mr. Omidyar. Omidyar: Now that I've tricked you into committing hari-kari, you are of no further use to me. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2) 173
You talk, we listen.
Happy Holidays, Horde! Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (ctuyM) --------------------------- Darn it Bob! You and your Christmas spirit, letting people know we're keeping an eye on them. Posted by: Fred at NSA at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (qC1Sy) 174
Not by the FBI. It wasn't until a few years ago that they started taping some interviews for drug crimes and a few others but most are not recorded.
But what they are is logged into a computer so the idea that they somehow lost a 302 is laughable. Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (/tuJf) Lost from a computer? Really? Posted by: Clinton Emails at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (NgKpN) Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (zJ7J0) 176
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qxq6t ==== Really? Where you hearing that? Posted by: Blonde Morticia Here. All day Friday. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (xzezz) 177
It's the "I lost my homework" gambit. Generally only attempted by eight year-olds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (CDGwz) 178
Anonosaurus, I see, noted Hepburn's WWII malnutrition issues before I did. Also makes sense that instead of stunting or other visible effects, there'd just be a weakness that contributed to a short life span.
Holland was a strange case. At the very end of the German occupation of parts of the country not already liberated by the Allies, the Nazi boss Seyss-Inquart negotiated Allied food relief, mostly in the form of air drops. Probably his weak gambit to avoid post-war accountability for Nazi crimes. Didn't work out for him. Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (QDnY+) 179
pooky, this one is tough, there can be absolutely No distractions while eating, no talking except for ,"please eat another bite." otherwise his mind wanders off, who knows where.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (fE+0o) 180
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media, a program that researchers hope will out-perform human beings in identifying bigoted comments on Twitter, Reddit and other online platforms. Scientists at Berkeley's D-Lab "are working in cooperation with the [Anti-Defamation League] on a 'scalable detection' system-the Online Hate Index (OHI)-to identify hate speech," the Cal Alumni Association reports. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (aKsyK) 181
I'm hearing that Mueller's team told the judge that the reason they didn't give him the original 302 was that it can't be found.
#2weeks Posted by: Roland THTG at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (88+cf) 182
169 [Amazon] Workers request air conditioning, told 'ROBOTS CAN'T WORK IN COLD'...
- So now we have robot affirmative action? What's next, Islamic robot prayer rugs? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM We are calling for common sense bolt cutter legislation. Posted by: ROBOTS Local 12 at December 17, 2018 11:49 AM (0tfLf) 183
lexandra Occasio-Cortez' eyes look those of the 20-year-olds who are handing out free skin care lotion samples at the mall.
Those people are nuts. No, I don't want a free sample. And no, you can't ask me a question about my skin care choices. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (H7LIz) Then maybe she really IS Jewish then. The only ones I ever see working that scam are from Israel. Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 11:49 AM (NFEMn) 184
I would think that they would worry about green vests. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:31 AM I got my neon yellow vest last week, with a little 'Inspected by Bob at the NSA' slip of paper enclosed. Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 11:49 AM (jYje5) 185
so Muleer is the govt, and not really here to help?
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:49 AM (fE+0o) 186
My boat!!!
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at December 17, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf) 187
glug, glug.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (fE+0o) Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (qC1Sy) 189
Hepburn's jaw looks different somehow. And that looks nothing like Cage.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2) 190
Alexandra Occasio-Cortez' eyes look those of the 20-year-olds who are handing out free skin care lotion samples at the mall.
Those people are nuts. No, I don't want a free sample. And no, you can't ask me a question about my skin care choices. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (H7LIz) IT PUT THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE GOOLGEY EYES AGAIN!!!- A. Occasional-Cortex, Socialist Genius Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (gmo/4) 191
Here. All day Friday. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (xzezz === Oh, that. Yeah, probably true. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (oGNNA) 192
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Hepburn, dinner at five Cut. Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:47 AM (fE+0o) Because voices are harder to match than fonts. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (37IEG) 193
I see Hawt French Cop Woman is still on Drudge.
I approve. Posted by: Diogenes What? No love for the weird chick that painted her boobs silver? That thar is a nipple, I seen one before! Posted by: DamnedYankee #1. It's so cold that that nipple could cut glass. #2. Hawt French Cop Chick is rightfully not impressed. She has two of her own. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (xzezz) 194
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media, a program that researchers hope will out-perform human beings in identifying bigoted comments on Twitter, Reddit and other online platforms. -------- I think I recall the onset of this. They were trying to develop AI that could reliably detect sarcasm. Heh, as if. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (CDGwz) 195
@174
Sure, why not? Look how much shit was "lost" in Le Affaire IRS. Email's were "lost." Wholesale blocks of communication were "lost." Local Backups were "lost." Tape archives were "lost." And on and on. The Government is a criminal enterprise, full stop. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (qxq6t) Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (37IEG) 197
I see that a lead flute player is suing an orchestra because the male lead oboe player is getting paid way more than her.
Not mentioned is the fact that she's just blowing on the pipe and he's licking the wood and taking it in his mouth. Posted by: Downcast at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (l+5w8) 198
The thing that makes the google eye pic funny is that whatsername is the only one with no retouch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (d6PIl) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (8YQun) 200
Chelsea thinks indictments = proof?
Wow. Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (qC1Sy) Chlamydia rots the brain. Sad, really. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (xPJvm) 201
Scientists at Berkeley's D-Lab "are working in cooperation with the [Anti-Defamation League] on a 'scalable detection' system-the Online Hate Index (OHI)-to identify hate speech," the Cal Alumni Association reports.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM I'd hate to be a PAC-12 referee now. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (0tfLf) 202
pooky, this one is tough, there can be absolutely No
distractions while eating, no talking except for ,"please eat another bite." otherwise his mind wanders off, who knows where. Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:48 AM (fE+0o) I always say that if we didn't constantly prompt her, Pookette would starve. She's too busy talking, singing, playing, noticing the cats, coming up with bizarre problems, questioning theology, making up words, and observing what order we finish in. It's a miracle we get her to eat at all, really. Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (XKZwp) 203
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media,
- Sounds artificial, alright. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru) 204
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media, a program that researchers hope will out-perform human beings in identifying bigoted comments on Twitter, Reddit and other online platforms.
Scientists at Berkeley's D-Lab "are working in cooperation with the [Anti-Defamation League] on a 'scalable detection' system-the Online Hate Index (OHI)-to identify hate speech," the Cal Alumni Association reports. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr 1000 quatloos that it only looks in one direction. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (xzezz) 205
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media ==== Soon this will be obsolete, as scientists elsewhere are developing a tool to fake human speech and activity. You'll see Hillary snowboarding in Utah while back in the White House, Trump kicks his Black butler and yells "You stupid n-word." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (oGNNA) 206
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Aren't most, if not all, criminal interrogations recorded, both here and in the UK? Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 11:44 AM (NeSSd ===== Nope. Not here, not by the FBI. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (oGNNA) There - because voices are harder to match than fonts. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (37IEG) 207
Maybe when she was at Boston University, she was one of those kiosk chicks handing out free skin lotion samples at the Natick Mall?
"Free socialist hand cream?" "Can I ask you a question about your imperialist patriarchal oppressive government?" Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (H7LIz) 208
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (qxq6t)
but we've been told the IG will come in and Fix all this! Really! and the checks in the mail... Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN) 209
What? No love for the weird chick that painted her boobs silver? That thar is a nipple, I seen one before! Posted by: DamnedYankee I think Drudge has somebody cover AoS for hot tips. It was our very own Bander who first linked to that picture in a German publication. For which my gratitude lasted an easy seven minutes before the next shiny squirrel flew past the screen. Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (jYje5) 210
And no, you can't ask me a question about my skin care choices.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (H7LIz) Well, it is important to moisturize though. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (GBteo) 211
Car in the parking lot at the supermarket today,a hybrid with Bernie 2016,CoExist,Facts Matter bumper stickers.Pretty sure the old geezer hippie I saw in the store was the owner of that car.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 11:34 AM (BXMxN) My hypothesis is that a car with 3 or more bumper stickers indicates that the owner be cray-cray. It's science, people! Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (YQ4mh) 212
Good morning, all. I watched The Nutcracker. Twice in two days.
I enjoy it more every year for its political incorrectness, cultural appropriation, cisheteronormative romance, sugar coma hallucinations, and, really, who couldn't like a ballet that has rat army, squeaking mice, toy soldiers with rifles, swordplay, and cannon fire!?! And that's just in Act I! Plus, daughter dances delightfully. ___________ Pardon some self-plugola? New webwork - campaign poster Biden-O'Rourke 2020? Another winning Democrat team-up First in a series, I think. mindfulwebworks.com/radical/biden-orourke-2020 "You may also like" Other People's Stuff blog Many entries are h/t folks here, esp. FenelonSpoke. Today's entry: "Does Not Compute." Do you know where the term originated? mindfulwebworker.wordpress.com/ Other People's Videos blog Latest playlist: Dice dices CNN. Migrant Dad praises Border Agents. Texas kills O'Care. Trump at Arlington. Trump the World's Greatest Troll. Trump and Melania at Congressional Ball. Trump on Weekly Standard Fail. Trumpasaurus Rex. OAN reviews the week. Finally, science of flying and dimming. otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/ Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (EVE5z) 213
So it looks like the Weekly Standard has been hulled below the waterline
We're still doing millet puns? Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (xjiRE) 214
Pooky, right, this one never is actually hungry, I've never dealt with that before.
Posted by: bah at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (fE+0o) 215
203 Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media,
Bring it on. Hickory dickory dock. . . Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (H7LIz) 216
Look how much shit was "lost" in Le Affaire IRS.
Email's were "lost." Wholesale blocks of communication were "lost." Local Backups were "lost." Tape archives were "lost." - The Deep State is deep sixing inconvenient evidence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (+y/Ru) 217
189 Hepburn's jaw looks different somehow. And that looks nothing like Cage.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2) I like to choose pics where it's not obvious who the actors are. Because of the camera angle, or age, etc. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (8YQun) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (xSo9G) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (r1mfa) 220
My hypothesis is that a car with 3 or more bumper stickers indicates that the owner be cray-cray. It's science, people!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 17, 2018 11:55 AM (YQ4mh) ...how about a car with a "cattitude" bumper sticker? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (GBteo) 221
#1. It's so cold that that nipple could cut glass.
#2. Hawt French Cop Chick is rightfully not impressed. She has two of her own. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (xzezz) I know that not impressed look. I recall being on the receiving end of it. Posted by: Bill Kristal at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (37IEG) 222
http://bit.ly/2S67SQx
****** Michael Cohen Adviser Deals Major Blow To The Steele Dossier | The Daily Caller Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (BqBId) 223
We found that Cuckan cruise-ship been makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Krismarck 'cause the world depends on us We hit the posts a-runnin' and we spun those comments around Yeah, we found the mighty Krismarck and prepared to cut her down Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (c86S7) 224
Biden-O'Rourke 2020?
Another winning Democrat team-up First in a series, I think. Never happen. The dems will never put up two white guys ever again. Their base won't allow it. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (xzezz) 225
I think Drudge has somebody cover AoS for hot tips. It was our very own Bander who first linked to that picture in a German publication.
*curtsies* Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c) 226
Look how much shit was "lost" in Le Affaire IRS.
Email's were "lost." Wholesale blocks of communication were "lost." Local Backups were "lost." Tape archives were "lost." - The Deep State is deep sixing inconvenient evidence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, ---------- Simultaneous hard drive 'failures'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (xSo9G) 227
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Look how much shit was "lost" in Le Affaire IRS. Email's were "lost." Wholesale blocks of communication were "lost." Local Backups were "lost." Tape archives were "lost." - The Deep State is deep sixing inconvenient evidence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM (+y/Ru) The really funny part is trying to use the "lost" defense when the IRS demands your financial information. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:58 AM (37IEG) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 11:58 AM (r1mfa) 229
...you piss off 85%...
Sometimes just one little missing peck of pixels can leave a person ruffled all day. Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 11:58 AM (EVE5z) 230
Simultaneous hard drive 'failures'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (xSo9G) Well, sometimes those kind of things inadvertently happen when you store your harddrives next to the big electro magnet with the faulty on/off switch. If only they had more funding, they could get that switch fixed. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 11:58 AM (GBteo) 231
Yeah, we found the mighty Krismarck and prepared to cut her down
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic >Actually, "mighty" is a hellava overstatement. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (c86S7) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (veoSD) 233
She's never heard the old adage that a prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs) ==== She's also never heard of the plain fact that an indictment is not proof. It's not even a verdict. It's not even a charge. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (oGNNA) 234
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a
tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media ----- It can't be reasoned with. It can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity, remorse or fear. Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (tfbws) 235
I like to choose pics where it's not obvious who the actors are. Because of the camera angle, or age, etc.
Posted by: OregonMuse Yeah. Chris Penn. About 250 lbs ago. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (xzezz) 236
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What we are witnessing in real time is lawlessness beyond all imagining. And not just lawlessness but a lawlessness that is so blatant, so in your face, so of a nature whereby they are all but saying, "There's nothing you can do about it." And we have credulous dipshits like chairman 2nd trombone and the other GOPe chuckle heads acting like the useless pieces of shit we knew they were. This is completely and utterly unbelievable. But here it is. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (qxq6t) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (r1mfa) 238
225 I think Drudge has somebody cover AoS for hot tips. It was our very own Bander who first linked to that picture in a German publication.
*curtsies* Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM *********** This is why I keep tape over the camera lens. That and NSA Bob. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (0tfLf) 239
*curtsies* Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c) That guy always struck me as being a little light in the loafers.... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (veoSD) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru) 241
Scientists at Berkeley's D-Lab "are working in cooperation with the [Anti-Defamation League] on a 'scalable detection' system-the Online Hate Index (OHI)-to identify hate speech," the Cal Alumni Association reports.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr 1000 quatloos that it only looks in one direction. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:54 AM (xzezz) Because one-directional hate speech detection is TIGHT. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (8YQun) 242
That woman has extremely pronounced sanpaku eyes, above and below, but especially above. I would never be alone in the same room with her, seriously.
Posted by: arminius at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (382aI) 243
222 http://bit.ly/2S67SQx
****** Michael Cohen Adviser Deals Major Blow To The Steele Dossier | The Daily Caller Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 17, 2018 11:57 AM (BqBId) LOL.... That the trip was bogus has been known for months. but its not a TRUE statement until a Democrat makes it? Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (NgKpN) 244
Curiously, Lerner's (and others) drives were subsequently destroyed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 12:01 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: Beto_Biden_Biden_Beto at December 17, 2018 12:01 PM (37IEG) 246
>>But here it is. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (qxq6t)
It's like a multi-act production of The Aristocrats. Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0) 247
The dems will never put up two white guys "
"Beatdo" is white? Who knew? Posted by: Anon a mouse Drunken lily white mick with a dwi to prove it. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:01 PM (xzezz) 248
Drunken lily white mick with a dwi to prove it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:01 PM (xzezz) NTTAWTT Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:02 PM (GBteo) 249
"Thank you, Justice Handler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru) " I'm glad to see the Democrats adopt the "everyone charged is guilty" standard. That means they'll stop trying to get convicted murderers out of jail, right? They wouldn't be there if they weren't guilty. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 17, 2018 12:02 PM (TfkSf) 250
This is completely and utterly unbelievable. But here it is. Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (qxq6t) We've been going down this road for awhile, but now its more public, more out in the open. They have no idea what they are doing to the Republic... or maybe they do, and like the Dems actually want a pure Democracy? Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:02 PM (NgKpN) 251
Funny how they only lose exculpatory evidence.
Just like the ballots they "discover" after election day all favor Democrats. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 12:02 PM (H7LIz) 252
Oh, who is that gal with the fawn? I know the face so well... (I know, I'll look in the comments.)
The guys are (left to right) Sonny Bono, Dave Clark, Keith Richards, and Ringo. It was a rare day. Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 12:02 PM (EVE5z) 253
Who is "chairman 2nd trombone"?
And the ridiculous error about Cohen's Prague trip was likely, as Sundance at ConservativeTreehouse has long argued, a clear tip-off that unlawful searches of NSA databases were being exploited by the usual suspects for their politicized lawfare activities. Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (xzezz) 255
China and Russia band together on experiments to modify atmosphere...
- >What could go wrong? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler >>China? You mean the country that makes the most air pollution in the world? "I'm getting one of 'em headaches again..." Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (c86S7) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (r1mfa) 257
Is when you are culturally appropriatin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (xzezz) Hispanic people drive drunk, too. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (GBteo) 258
Audrey Hepburn never really did anything for me, she just seems brittle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+) 259
Hispanic people drive drunk, too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes They don't try to pass themselves of as Irish. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:04 PM (xzezz) 260
221 #1. It's so cold that that nipple could cut glass.
#2. Hawt French Cop Chick is rightfully not impressed. She has two of her own. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:52 AM (xzezz) I know that not impressed look. I recall being on the receiving end of it. Posted by: Bill Kristal at December 17, 2018 11:56 AM That's what makes her so intriguing. $20 says she gets an offer from Playboy. Women of the Gendarmerie. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 12:04 PM (0tfLf) 261
Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, John Kelly and John Bolton.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 12:04 PM (H7LIz) 262
Unless something damning comes out, like a healthy committed monogamous heterosexual relationship or gun ownership, Kamala is going to be the nominee. Booker might be able to edge her out if he admits to being a bone smoker.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (TfkSf) 263
They don't try to pass themselves of as Irish.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:04 PM (xzezz) ...Everyone's Irish on saint patricks day! But yeah, to your point -- Beto has an, ahem, authenticity issue when/if he gets in to national politics. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (GBteo) 264
This is one of the greatest Morning Rants evah.
Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (Kj9vA) 265
That's what makes her so intriguing. $20 says she gets an offer from Playboy. Women of the Gendarmerie.
Posted by: Diogenes Miss September. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (xzezz) 266
Hispanic people drive drunk, too.
Yup, here in NorCal it's the majority of drunk driving arrests... Don't worry though we're a Sanctuary City /State and they'll be back on the road in a jiffy to do it again Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (r1mfa) 268
Guy Benson is a dick bag.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (qxq6t) Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 12:06 PM (AM1GF) 270
Booker might be able to edge her out if he admits to being a bone smoker.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (TfkSf) Oh, right, Corey Booker. He was up in NH a few weekends ago. Could be nothing, but, er... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:06 PM (GBteo) 271
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Audrey Hepburn never really did anything for me, she just seems brittle. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+) I always thought of her as being limber and flexible I would have chucked several of my youthful "standard requirements" for a shot at that. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:07 PM (37IEG) Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 12:07 PM (zJ7J0) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 12:07 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:07 PM (r1mfa) 275
Well,in NJ and other sanctuary states not only are illegal aliens given a pass on being here,well,illegally,they also get away with numerous other crimes to protect them from deprtation.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 12:08 PM (BXMxN) 276
Love the frying pan pic/gov't analogy. Especially the part where the handle's over the flame.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (JoUsr) 277
28 The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (TpAxy) It really is. Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (Kj9vA) 278
Unless something damning comes out, like a healthy committed monogamous heterosexual relationship or gun ownership, Kamala is going to be the nominee.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM Glass Ceiling Status: ☑ Unconcerned Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (jYje5) 279
Tu n'es pas un robot, regarde mes seins de robot!
Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (gmo/4) 280
Yeah. Chris Penn. About 250 lbs ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 11:59 AM (xzezz) He's much lighter now since he died in 2006.... Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (NFEMn) 281
Nice work, Fenelon at #8.
Milady had guessed Audrey. When she said it, I thought, well, duh! OregonMuse: Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I hear gongs sounding as I read that. 🔔 🔔 🔔 🔔 Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (EVE5z) 282
Lady is Audrey Hepburn in the story about the forest girl Rima -- Green Mansions, I think.
The bad boys? I know Matt Dillon front and center, and I think that's Val Kilmer, the blondish guy behind him. No idea about the others. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (PFlOK) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (oGNNA) 284
That's what makes her so intriguing. $20 says she gets an offer from Playboy. Women of the Gendarmerie.
Posted by: Diogenes I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Plyby is no longer a titty mag. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (ZejZP) Posted by: Le Grand Monsieur at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (H7LIz) 286
But yeah, to your point -- Beto has an, ahem, authenticity issue when/if he gets in to national politics.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (GBteo) They'll park him in "the havahd yahd" for 6 months until he can do a passable Boston Brahmin accent and then run him as some kind of Jonh F. Kennedy reincarnation. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (37IEG) 287
A fundraising letter from an Oregon environmental organization:
My wife and I recently welcomed our first child into the world (pictured below). It was a life-changing experience and we are more in love with him than we ever thought possible. Just a few days after he was born, the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the premier scientific body on climate research, issued a terrifying new report warning that the "Planet has only until 2030 to stem catastrophic climate change."* My son will be 12 when we reach that date, not even a teenager. This new reality must serve as a wake-up call for humanity. We all must do more to accelerate the transition to a clean energy economy. I.e. give us money. It's amusing, after many prior predictions of doom, that the Left treats the IPCC predictions as if they were written on stone tablets. WE HAVE TWELVE YEARS LEFT TO COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR SOCIETY, and if you don't believe this, you are an evil hater. Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (I2/tG) 288
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypt-restricts-
yellow-vests-sales-to-avoid-copycat-protests Posted by: redc1c4 --------- I would think that they would worry about green vests. Or orange ones. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (i82aL) 289
277 28 The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2018 11:20 AM (TpAxy) It really is. Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:09 PM (Kj9vA) Dang, now I'm hungry.... think I'll go fry up some eggses! Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN) 290
Well,in NJ and other sanctuary states not only are illegal aliens given a pass on being here,well,illegally,they also get away with numerous other crimes to protect them from deprtation.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 12:08 PM (BXMxN) This infuriates me. And most people have no idea this is going on. No clue. Because they know that if people knew, they'd be furious too. Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NFEMn) 291
13 I like how in the past bad boys didn't look that bad.
The girl picture is Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings from The Yearling. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c) I did not grok the sarcasm. Your hash is borderline nasty. Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (Kj9vA) 292
Well,in NJ and other sanctuary states not only are illegal aliens given a pass on being here,well,illegally,they also get away with numerous other crimes to protect them from deprtation.
Posted by: steevy >The President should consider that as obstruction of justice and even harbouring criminals and arrest the governor. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (c86S7) 293
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Plyby is no longer a titty mag. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (ZejZP ==== Nope. Centerfolds are back. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM (oGNNA) 294
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Plyby is no longer a titty mag.
Didn't they undo that undoing? Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM (fuK7c) 295
Chris Penn on the right, I don't know the other two. I think that's a shot from Rumble Fish?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+) 296
31 The handle over the flame is a nice touch.
Posted by: pep Take the knobs off the stove so you can't turn it down or off. Then it's perfect. Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 17, 2018 11:21 AM (AM1GF) Yes! This! Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM (Kj9vA) 297
Beto O'Rourke and his wife Selena and his kids, Pacho, Nacho & Lupita.
http://bit.ly/2xawor1 Goes to my Photobucket. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM (xzezz) 298
WE HAVE TWELVE YEARS LEFT TO COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR SOCIETY, and if you don't believe this, you are an evil hater.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (I2/tG) Because with 12 more years of no climate change, our scam will be reallllllyyyyy hard to believe. So you must give us power and money NOW! Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN) 299
I like how in the past bad boys didn't look that bad.
Its like non-Scorcese movies about the mafia in like the 70s and 80s. They just looked like... guys. Not intimidating at all. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:13 PM (39g3+) 300
Wait. Does the sinking ship mean my pre-booked cruise with commodore Bill and his merry bunch of never-Trumpers won't sail?
I got a refund when I cancelled my subscription, t least. Maye Hillary can use the commodore as a campaign manager for 2020. Posted by: John at December 17, 2018 12:13 PM (dfVbC) 301
Because with 12 more years of no climate change, our scam will be reallllllyyyyy hard to believe"
Hey, the oceans will boil by 1999! So that's what sunk the WS! Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (r1mfa) 302
WE HAVE TWELVE YEARS LEFT TO COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR SOCIETY, and if you don't believe this, you are an evil hater.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (I2/tG) Makes me wanna' go burn a tire. Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (349nX) 303
WE HAVE TWELVE YEARS LEFT TO COMPLETELY CHANGE OUR SOCIETY, and if you don't believe this, you are an evil hater.
Posted by: The ARC of History >The ice caps are 4 years overdue for a melting, according to Al Gore. Can't imagine what the overdue fee is right now to return. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (c86S7) 304
292 Shit,I hope he has the Army seize all of these states in rebellion...
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (BXMxN) 305
re the hot cop, yeah, I'd let her cuff me...
and then she'd probably kick my ass, but it'd be worth it lol Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x) 306
292 Well,in NJ and other sanctuary states not only are illegal aliens given a pass on being here,well,illegally,they also get away with numerous other crimes to protect them from deprtation.
Posted by: steevy >The President should consider that as obstruction of justice and even harbouring criminals and arrest the governor. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (c86S7) Wasn't it Convenient that the 9th Circuit struck down the 'Aiding and Abetting Illegal Alien' Act that has been on the books for decades. Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (NgKpN) 307
The thing that makes the google eye pic funny is that whatsername is the only one with no retouch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 11:53 AM (d6PIl) What makes it funny is that her schnoz is so big she makes a convincing dude if you just add some facial hair. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (r1mfa) 310
I like how in the past bad boys didn't look that bad.
Its like non-Scorcese movies about the mafia in like the 70s and 80s. They just looked like... guys. Not intimidating at all. Non-Scorcese? Everyone in Mean Streets sissy-fights. My sons and I debate whether it was intentional sissy-fighting to make them look ridiculous of just lame 70s sissy-fighting because the 70s were lame. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c) 311
>>if you don't believe this, you are an evil hater. Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:11 PM (I2/tG)
OK. Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (Bdeb0) 312
So you must give us power and money NOW!
Westchester Evita and the rest of the "Green New Deal" types do have a model for how they want the government to intervene in the economy. That model is World War II - which of course featured complete governmental control of the economy, rationing and much else. Westchester Evita is quite clear that the "Green New Deal" is just a means to an end - and that end is complete governmental control. Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:16 PM (I2/tG) 313
293 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Plyby is no longer a titty mag. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (ZejZP ==== Nope. Centerfolds are back. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 12:12 PM ******** No worries either way. I have a camera. Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 12:16 PM (0tfLf) 314
A good nickname for Beto would be "Robert Francis O'Rourke."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (oGNNA) Best nickname for him I have seen yet was coined here a couple of days ago (not by me): "Pancho Vanilla". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2018 12:16 PM (fDU8w) 315
Everyone in Mean Streets sissy-fights.
Yeah he didn't have enough clout to really make what he wanted back then. With stuff like Casino and Goodfellas though, they looked like real wiseguys instead of just some random jobu from central casting in a suit Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (39g3+) 316
My sons and I debate whether it was intentional sissy-fighting to make them look ridiculous of just lame 70s sissy-fighting because the 70s were lame.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c) But... but... everyone was Kung Fu fighting! Those fists were fast as Lightning! In fact, was a little bit frightening! Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (aKsyK) 318
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re the hot cop, yeah, I'd let her cuff me... and then she'd probably kick my ass, but it'd be worth it lol Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x) She is intriguing isn't she? Ettes, I do hope you are paying attention to the fact that we're fawning all over a woman and the only thing we have to go on is her face. No boobs, not butts, no legs, nothing but her face. Okay, a couple of us might be checking out her gas mask and riot shield and wondering where she keeps her handcuffs, but mostly, her face. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (37IEG) 319
94 I see those eyes and all I can imagine her saying is something like:
"Well if you're so smart how come you're not in Congress like me!" Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 11:33 AM (37IEG) And, to be sure, she would have a point, there. Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (Kj9vA) 320
you can always spot AH by her nose. Even she remarked that she could put her thumb in her nostril. She was a rabbit. Extremely fast out of the gate but got no better.
Shoulda kept Julie Andrews in MFL although Ms Nixon would disagree. Posted by: REDACTED at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (L/iaS) 321
Best nickname for him I have seen yet was coined here a couple of days ago (not by me): "Pancho Vanilla".
Perfect. That goes into the style guide with Talcum X. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (39g3+) 322
Westchester Evita and the rest of the "Green New Deal" types do have a model for how they want the government to intervene in the economy.
That model is World War II - which of course featured complete governmental control of the economy, rationing and much else. The cool thing is, the WWII model allows us to kill fascists. Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (xzezz) 323
213 So it looks like the Weekly Standard has been hulled below the waterline
We're still doing millet puns? Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 * * TWS has been shelled by incoming fire. Friendly fire. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (PFlOK) 324
Scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, are developing a tool that uses artificial intelligence to identify "hate speech" on social media
-- I'm sure there's no end game here. No, not at all... Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (JoUsr) Posted by: LASue at December 17, 2018 12:18 PM (XROPS) 326
Those guys look like they're on their way to a boring conversation.
Posted by: Caliban at December 17, 2018 11:25 AM (qEujL) ----------------------- Heading to the mall to get the latest Crocs. Posted by: Jolo at December 17, 2018 12:18 PM (WrMOC) 327
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A good nickname for Beto would be "Robert Francis O'Rourke." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 12:10 PM (oGNNA) or Franny Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2018 12:18 PM (JFO2v) 328
And right across from exposed boobage no less!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:18 PM (37IEG) 329
Westchester Evita is quite clear that the "Green New Deal" is just a means to an end - and that end is complete governmental control. ===== Good one! Westchester Evita -- heavens to betsy. Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (MIKMs) 330
"Well if you're so smart how come you're not in Congress like me!"
Yeah that's the problem. She's stupid, crazy, and ignorant, she's a colossal fool but... its worked for her and she's praised and adored by leftists. She's in a situation where she'll never believe anyone who criticizes her, and never will learn. There's gotta be a name for that syndrome. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (39g3+) 331
312 So you must give us power and money NOW!
Westchester Evita and the rest of the "Green New Deal" types do have a model for how they want the government to intervene in the economy. That model is World War II - which of course featured complete governmental control of the economy, rationing and much else. Westchester Evita is quite clear that the "Green New Deal" is just a means to an end - and that end is complete governmental control. Posted by: The ARC of History at December 17, 2018 12:16 PM (I2/tG) Yup, and totes legal because the Supremes decided that a Farmer growing chicken feed to give to his OWN chickens, was somehow INTERSTATE commerce. State Power Uber Alles! Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (NgKpN) 332
ace is up
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Antifa at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 12:19 PM (aKsyK) 335
That model is World War II - which of course featured complete governmental control of the economy, rationing and much else.
I've read a lot of interesting shit from Morganthau. Apparently the genius FDR wanted to nationalize the entire fucking Defense Industry - as well as have all employers pay the Fed Govt, which would then pay workers. Guy earned his spot on my Mt Rushmore of American Tyranny, that's for sure. Posted by: B.Eadie at December 17, 2018 12:21 PM (349nX) 336
But yeah, to your point -- Beto has an, ahem, authenticity issue when/if he gets in to national politics.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 17, 2018 12:05 PM (GBteo) --- not if we don't cover the story. Posted by: Your Betters in the #MFM at December 17, 2018 12:21 PM (zJ7J0) 337
330 "Well if you're so smart how come you're not in Congress like me!"
Yeah that's the problem. She's stupid, crazy, and ignorant, she's a colossal fool but... its worked for her and she's praised and adored by leftists. She's in a situation where she'll never believe anyone who criticizes her, and never will learn. There's gotta be a name for that syndrome. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 * * Democrat? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2018 12:21 PM (PFlOK) 338
My sons and I debate whether it was intentional sissy-fighting to make them look ridiculous of just lame 70s sissy-fighting because the 70s were lame.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c) I think it was intentional to show that these guys were a bunch strictly low-level. Mooks. Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 12:21 PM (NFEMn) 339
>>just lame 70s sissy-fighting because the 70s were lame. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)
Travis Bickle believes that one should become a person like other people. Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 12:21 PM (Bdeb0) 340
Occasional-Cortex photoshops...
Speaking of. Two webworks. Ojos Locos - windows to the soullessness mindfulwebworks.com/radical/ojos-locos Feature, Not Bug - Cortex as NPC mindfulwebworks.com/radical/feature-not-bug Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 12:22 PM (EVE5z) 341
And, to be sure, she would have a point, there.
Posted by: m at December 17, 2018 12:17 PM (Kj9vA) I suppose. Normally I believe politicians often lie to get their jobs. In her case, I don't think she lies, because she's obviously too stupid to realize the things she's saying aren't true. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:22 PM (37IEG) 342
258 Audrey Hepburn never really did anything for me, she just seems brittle. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+) I know what you mean, while she has a face that is heartbreakingly beautiful, she always seemed so birdlike and fragile. Yet in real life, she was something of a badass. As I recall, during the war she used to be a courier for the Dutch Resistance, was arrested several times by the Gestapo and was able to bluff her way into being released. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2018 12:22 PM (veoSD) 343
TWS has been shelled by incoming fire. Friendly fire.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius >Hey, it was a mercy killing. He was living a cruise ship, for Christ's sake! Posted by: The Friendly Artie Operator at December 17, 2018 12:22 PM (c86S7) 344
Mark Steyn en fuego today filling-in for Rush -- about Flynn and the entire disgusting, shameful, embarrassing, corrupt, unjust Mueller witchhunt -- properly channeling my inner-rage ...
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Acknowledging that she is "not a person of color," Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) sought Friday to make the case that her liberal policy prescriptions stand to benefit minority communities, which would be key to her fate in a 2020 presidential bid.
"As a country, we need to stop pretending that the same doors open for everyone, because they don't," Warren said in a commencement address at Morgan State University, a historically black institution. "I'm not a person of color. And I haven't lived your life or experienced anything like the subtle prejudice, or more overt harm, that you may have experienced just because of the color of your skin." Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 12:23 PM (QkjLD) 346
Guy earned his spot on my Mt Rushmore of American Tyranny, that's for sure.
What FDR wanted to do but was kept from by people around him, the culture at the time, and the limits of the constitution is kind of shocking, from the rumors. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2018 12:24 PM (39g3+) 347
This place gets over 3.5 million hits per month?
Holy shit!! With numbers like that, the COB's should get at least a COLA raise. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 17, 2018 12:24 PM (cqNba) 348
That woman has extremely pronounced sanpaku eyes, above and below, but especially above. I would never be alone in the same room with her, seriously.
Posted by: arminius at December 17, 2018 12:00 PM (382aI) Never heard of that term before, but yes she does. According to wikipedia: when the upper sclera is visible it is said to be an indication of mental imbalance in people such as psychotics, murderers, and anyone rageful. Sounds reasonable. Pelosi had better watch her back. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 12:26 PM (/qEW2) 349
And I haven't lived your life or experienced
anything like the subtle prejudice, or more overt harm, that you may have experienced just because of the color of your skin." Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2018 12:23 PM (QkjLD) I haven't lived with the subtle prejudice every day that says "you're just too stupid, too ignorant, and too untrainable to ever amount to anything without my help" that I and my fellow Democrats pander to you with every day. Posted by: Faux-cohauntass Warren at December 17, 2018 12:27 PM (37IEG) 350
Nood
Posted by: Haute French cop chick at December 17, 2018 12:28 PM (37IEG) 351
And right across from exposed boobage no less!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 12:18 PM (37IEG) even allowing for the crazy, miss cop is light years ahead of the boobage. Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2018 12:29 PM (8D42x) 352
IMDB says the poindexter with the glasses and the schoolbooks is Vincent Spano. If it is, he was cast against type.
Posted by: Pete in TX at December 17, 2018 12:37 PM (2RBkF) 353
Wait what? There's nipplage? How did I miss that? Low T?
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 12:45 PM (xss3U) 354
Actually, post 50 isn't so bad. Been girl crazy all my life, and my Destiny was to cure cancer. But women were such a distraction. The nape of her neck. The way her silky tresses sweep across her shoulders, The long curve of her calf. And the eyes. There's always something about her eyes. So distracting.
But now? For the first time since puberty I am immune to a woman's charms and actually focus on something for more than 5 minutes. OTH, I've forgotten where I put the keys to the micro bio lab. Bloody hell. Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 12:52 PM (xss3U) 355
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Foghorn Leghorn. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. He served two terms as Senator from Alabama before Sessions, right? Then went back to honest woek as a cartoon character. Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at December 17, 2018 12:56 PM (swldI) 356
"I haven't lived experienced anything like the subtle prejudice, or more overt harm, that you may have experienced just because of the color of your skin"
Then why did you pretend to be Not White to get ahead in life? I can't put up a flyer stating "Its okay to be white" without being met with literal violence. BTW, forcing whites to identify as a tribe is probably the dumbest mistake of the century. "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention " - Ramsey Bolton, GoT Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 01:03 PM (xss3U) 357
Yeah that's the problem. She's stupid, crazy, and ignorant, she's a colossal fool but... its worked for her and she's praised and adored by leftists. She's in a situation where she'll never believe anyone who criticizes her, and never will learn. There's gotta be a name for that syndrome.
This too, is the story of Obama. Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 01:06 PM (U4PcL) 358
In slightly related news, James Lileks is apparently going on an NR cruise this week.
Posted by: MW at December 17, 2018 01:42 PM (hNTtn) 359
BTW, missed by all the liberal morons, is that WS was ultimately owned by a guy who made his fortune in oilgas. Phil Anschutz.While the Weekly Standard rushed to spout liberal talking points, support for Climate Change/Global Warming/Global Cooling/Global something was not far behind.No person with a brain would oppose drilling because our society is built on hydrocarbons.
Anschutz owns the LA Kings, fans who come to the games do so to watch Hockey, not basketball. Listening to people who hate Hockey and/or don't watch it, as to how to run your team is stupid. Something Anschtuz is not. Posted by: standfast24 at December 17, 2018 03:47 PM (+9QGm) 360
Nick Cage, Sweep the Leg, Matt Dillon and that assholz brother.
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