Asked What Actual Conservative Policies She Supports, The Washington Post's Fake Conservative Jen Rubin Runs Away

She was speaking at a, get this, "libertarian" event run by a group called the Niskasen Center.

Hmmm... again, that sounds familiar.

Let's check in with Julie Kelly of American Greatness again to see if the Niskanen Center shows up in her list of people and organizations funded by Pierre Omidyar.

Pierre Omidyar is the "wealthy benefactor" and socialist plutocrat behind the Sovieteshly named "Democracy Fund."

In 2017 alone, Democracy Fund spent more than $47 million to bankroll dozens of organizations, including several that support anti-Trump Republicans. (Kudos to Democracy Fund for its transparency. Figures only are available through 2017.)

Here are a few:

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The Niskanen Center touts itself as a "center right" think tank, with numerous self-styled libertarians (or former libertarians, anyway) on its staff. But its policy agenda is indistinguishable from that of the Democratic National Committee. Niskanen pushes climate change policies, including a carbon tax, loose immigration rules, and universal health care coverage. It has been criticized for its climate advocacy and it's funded by other left-leaning foundations.


So now let's check in with the Washington Post's dishonestly-bylined "conservative commentator."

Rubin, who has been criticized by a number of conservatives for not actually espousing conservative ideas and principles, spoke on a panel sponsored by the Niskanen Center in Washington DC about how those on the Right have "wildly exaggerated" the problems with U.S. immigration. She also said the Republican Party exhibits a "blind spot towards race, "and that it "needs a new base" after it was infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump. Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP.

What a shock.

...

After the panel discussion had ended, I asked Rubin if she still considers herself to be conservative, to which she replied: "Yes, but I think the rest of the party has gone insane."

When I tried to ask her what conservative principles she holds, she said that she "had to run" and turned away from me to continue walking down the aisle to greet other attendees.

Bre Payton lists all the positions upon which this Resolute Conservative has completely reversed itself in order to put herself in more perfect opposition to Trump.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:08 PM




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1 She seems nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:07 PM (6o8TS)

2 Ha!! Google search for "idiot"!!

Posted by: The Mutilator at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (bFOlv)

3 Looked her up, she is not who I thought she was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:08 PM (6o8TS)

4 Sock off!

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (bFOlv)

5 Ironic this gets posted the same day as a discussion on how Stormy can earn money to pay back Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (2xR5z)

6 Well, a conservative value is that Pierre Omidyar should be able to spend his money however he wants.
Stupid Wingnuts

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:09 PM (vCA4F)

7 Conservatives have a Party?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

8 I always imagine that these ladies look like a mixture of SE Cupp and Kat Timph(sp?), Jennifer Rubin is disappointing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (6o8TS)

9 Jennifer Rubin is as conservative as Paul Ryan, who also ran away.

Queer.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (qxq6t)

10 So Jen Rubin looks like Bea Arthur?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (RuIsu)

11 7 Conservatives have a Party?
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

Welcome to it, pal!

Posted by: John Mclain at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (6o8TS)

12 Ripped my radio guys this morning for even mentioning Rubin and conservative in the same sentence.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (oSQM4)

13 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (786Ro)

14 it ain't just her looks that's disappointing

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (vCA4F)

15 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

16 Top 20!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:12 PM (JMJoW)

17 15. about 3 bra sizes

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 11, 2018 07:12 PM (vCA4F)

18 Dem little corn-kernel teefs.

True story: I was doing a Photoshop that included Jen Rubin and several other cucks and their bulls. Nothing fancy, just a slapped together joke that should've taken 30mins. It took 45 because I HAD to pretty up Jen first - I couldn't look at her face closely without help.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (saj0X)

19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

20 What specifically conservative principles does Fatboy Kristol support?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (zJmMh)

21 Fortunately for Mz. Rubin, she was granted dispensation from His Majesty Barack the First so that anything she does is, by definition, True Conservatism.

This follows from the Democratic Party's ability to define, and redefine as needed, all words, concepts or axioms used in public discourse.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (aZ9CV)

22 The old school way to end this ongoing crap from Rubin is simple.


Warm tar poured over her nekkit body, lots of old down pillows emptied on top of the tar.


Send her out in the middle of the road and call the TV reporters.


Repeat.

Although in France, after WWII, they just threw them out on the sidewalk and shaved their heads.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (UsCnO)

23 Nice how what was perfectly ordinary Americanism 20 years ago has been redefined as racist extremism.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

24 19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

Not mort, just seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (6o8TS)

25 Jackstraw, a pole?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (oSQM4)

26 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)



Rubin will sell out her principles and give you change back from your dollar. A fiver and she'll throw in a blowjob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (Mouru)

27 I always imagine that these ladies look like a mixture of SE Cupp and Kat Timph(sp?), Jennifer Rubin is disappointing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (6o8TS)


There's a picture of her floating around, with her mouth in the shape of an O.

For some small fraction of $4.7K, with that look she would be attractive for a relatively short period of time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (cY3LT)

28 never heard of her until i started coming here. i'm not one of them "city" boys. also, uninformed, i guess. oh well. not missing anything, i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (KP5rU)

29 She's a performer playing a character.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (jGvbj)

30 "She also said the Republican Party exhibits a "blind spot towards race, "and that it "needs a new base" after it was infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump. Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP."

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Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

31 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Rubin will sell out her principles and give you change back from your dollar. A fiver and she'll throw in a blowjob.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:15 PM (Mouru)


Yes, it's essentially how many separate"visits" you can get for your $4.7K.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (cY3LT)

32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

33 Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

Dixiecrats were wandering in the wilderness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (6o8TS)

34 I always bing Jen Rubin because I always forget what she looks like. Figured it out:

Clinton Collins Jr.

Now I can stop binging.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (xPJvm)

35 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)

36 32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

You and me, man. You and me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (6o8TS)

37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)

38 PDT didn't corrupt me, I came this way.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (oSQM4)

39 @30
Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
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And who knew that a New York real estate developer was a Dixiecrat?

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (Fp6vo)

40 37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)



They totally sabotaged their careers.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)

41
Wait just a minute. I have been reliably informed that the Dixiecrats did their thing in the 1960s. Who knew it was just 2 years ago?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

The Dixiecrats did their thing in 1948

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (NFEMn)

42 @39 And who knew that a New York Yankee real estate developer was a Dixiecrat?
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Actually, this is more along the lines of what I meant.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (Fp6vo)

43 Hmmmmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

44 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)

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They never were a thing. It was the Dems excuse to get out of the blame of being the party that opposed Civil Rights legislation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (ffYR/)

45 When I was a child I liked Dixie Cups. Was that racist?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (zJmMh)

46 The Dixiecrats did their thing in 1948
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:19 PM (NFEMn)



Okay, Nazis then. Satisfied?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (Mouru)

47 They think they can get away with the libel because Strom Thurmond switched parties.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (NFEMn)

48 "Conservative Principles? You mean, like, redneck high school administrators?" -- Jen-Fluid Rubin

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

49 Nikasen? Do I have to stop eating ramen now?

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

50 Now hear this. Jen Rubin now performing that adorable trick with the ping pong balls on the Lido Deck.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (dZe7J)

51 When I was a child I liked Dixie Cups. Was that racist?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:20 PM (zJmMh)

Only when they mixed chocolate and vanilla--then there was a problem....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (NFEMn)

52 Is this Rubin concerned about the blatant racism in the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (zJmMh)

53 Washington Post Columnist Jennifer Rubin Runs Away When Asked How She's 'Conservative'

DECEMBER 11, 2018 By Bre Payton

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin had just finished speaking on a panel about the "Lessons Learned" from the 2016 election Tuesday morning when this reporter joined the line of well-wishers who were handing her business cards and asking for coffee dates.



I can't even.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (786Ro)

54 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (ICWiF)

55 If Steven Tyler died ten years ago and had been preserved in a peat bog, he'd look as fresh as Jen Rubin looks today.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Z9C5C)

56 socialist plutocrat behind the Sovieteshly named "Democracy Fund."
Whatever do you mean, comrade??

Posted by: The German Democratic Republic at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Evws/)

57 Jen Rubin's house must reek of cat piss, mildew and horrendous BO.

For starters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (y7DUB)

58 Dixiecrats.

You know.

From the same Southern states like Mississippi that didn't elect Republican governors until the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (0NAbP)

59 Or is Niskasen the ones who make that stupid Juke crossover?

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (Izzlo)

60 Would not hit.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

61 he Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin had just finished speaking on a panel about the "Lessons Learned" from the 2016 election Tuesday morning when this reporter joined the line of well-wishers who were handing her business cards and asking for coffee dates.


I can't even.
Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (786Ro)

There isn't enough coffee in this world.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:23 PM (NFEMn)

62 The Human Fund > The Democracy Fund

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (786Ro)

63 Asked What Actual Conservative Policies She Supports, The Washington Post's Fake Conservative Jen Rubin Runs Away



In Jens defense running away has been the standard GOP policy for a long time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (TAmPV)

64 Horrendous BO.

Great rapper name.

Ho Rendusss BO in da house!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

65 54 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:21 PM (ICWiF)


I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

66 Jen Rubin has become one of my beach friends.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

67 OT/

Today outside the Whitehouse when Pelosi and Schumer were giving their statements after meeting today I noticed a press photographer taking shots while wearing a 'Canada Goose' coat. Those coats run anywhere between $750-1200. I smirked as that hardly comports with the reputation of a "working class" reporter.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Xqo6t)

68 Niskasen

Sounds Finn.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

69 55 If Steven Tyler died ten years ago and had been preserved in a peat bog, he'd look as fresh as Jen Rubin looks today.
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Z9C5C)



She does resemble Steven Tyler's death mask.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (NLLmE)

70
Jen Rubin's house must reek of cat piss, mildew and horrendous BO.

For starters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:22 PM


our host coined a phrase long ago that is applicable here:

"...the genetic stench of human desperation..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (KCxzN)

71 I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Strangely, traffic cones are still orange.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (NFEMn)

72 Jen Rubin lives like one of Charlie's Angels:

Riiiiinnngg. "Hello, Jen, its Pierre. Smear on some really bright red old lady lipstick all over your the lower part of your face and hustle your bony ass over to the Niskansen Center. You're giving a talk on deplatforming Trump supporters and why its a conservative value. Throw in some shit at the end about why gun control is good for America. Now get going!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (Mouru)

73 37 No offense but aren't the Dixiecrats, how to put this, all dead?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)


Yep. And, yet, their votes for Democrats just keep rolling in.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (DTX3h)

74 That pic of Jen Rubin at the Federalist.

Roy Scheider in drag.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:25 PM (786Ro)

75 Looked her up, she is not who I thought she was.
So she didn't invent that sandwich?
Shit.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (Evws/)

76 32 Who are these fringe racists who are now in the mainstream of the Republican Party? They must have names? What are they?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:16 PM (zJmMh)

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Everyone knows that uttering the words "American Exceptionalism" makes one a White Supremacist. See Donald Trump and all the deplorable garbage-people who voted for him. Duh ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (WqPYg)

77 Dame Rubin ran away!
Bravely ran away!
When questions reared their ugly head
She bravely turned her tail and fled

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

78 Today at the WH smack down event President Trump turned to VP Pence rolled his eyes and smirked The Washington Post when Schumer quoted them today... I love that guy!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:26 PM (ICWiF)

79 She doesn't deserve to be compared to anything as wonderful as a sammich.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

80 looked up jen rubin on bing. what the actual fuck is that supposed to be? looks like kitty carlisle's grandma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)

81 Any foundation with "Democracy" in the name will be riddled with freedom hating authoritarian elitists. With bad teeth, gout, and pores that leak suet when the mercury rises over 72F.

It's like a law or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (saj0X)

82 Are the likes of Rubin and Cap'n Bill trying to influence people? I don't think their combined intellectual fire power moves the needle a billionth of a millimeter.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (zJmMh)

83 35 Are Dixiecrats still a thing??

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 07:17 PM (NFEMn)


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Last I heard, they were booed at some concert for criticizing W.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (WqPYg)

84 looks like kitty carlisle's grandma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)



Oh I liked her.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

85 I'm trying to teach Jen to make batshit crazy eyes but it's not going too well.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

86 Ho Rendusss BO in da house!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

OMG STOP !!!!1 ha ha ha

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:28 PM (ICWiF)

87
They totally sabotaged their careers.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)


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Crap, beat me to it. Well done, eleven.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (WqPYg)

88 fauxervative?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (BJlbN)

89 Brave, brave Ms. Rubin ran away ...

I didn't ...

When danger reared its ugly head, she turned away and bravely fled,

I'm regrouping ...

Brave, brave Ms. Rubin ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (LPnfS)

90 Today outside the Whitehouse when Pelosi and Schumer were giving their statements after meeting today I noticed a press photographer taking shots while wearing a 'Canada Goose' coat. Those coats run anywhere between $750-1200. I smirked as that hardly comports with the reputation of a "working class" reporter.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Xqo6t)

Maybe he defecates on sidewalks.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (zJmMh)

91 Cue up the Brave Xir Robin song for Jen

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (famYS)

92 In Jens defense running away has been the standard GOP policy for a long time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (TAmPV)


To be fair, almost all Republican politicians stand firm on clear ultra conservative principles for about five months every two years or so.

Then they suddenly morph into Democrat Socialist clones for the next twenty one months!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (f3oO4)

93 Stupid Cunts in Journalism for $200, Alex

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:29 PM (J7NdS)

94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

95 Sorry, not sorry

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (J7NdS)

96 "...numerous self-styled libertarians (or former libertarians, anyway)..."

So, Socialists with extra Green. Got it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (6eEQ+)

97 grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)


She always looked like she'd just come from a cocktail party.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (lwiT4)

98 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)


I remember Kitty Carlisle, but her grandmother was before my time.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

99 @92
Don't worry, on or about January 8th when the new Donk congress is sworn in every GOP critter is going to become the truest of tru-cons.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:31 PM (qxq6t)

100 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


or anybody that watches To Tell the Truth reruns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (LPnfS)

101 9 Jennifer Rubin is as conservative as Paul Ryan, who also ran away.

Queer.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 07:10 PM (qxq6t)

Smear the?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

102 Hey everybody.

Story at The Wrap that CBS is selling its entire Television City property in LA. I think they've owned and run it since it was built in 1954.

They've probably gotta knock it over to raise enough money to make Les Moonves go away...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (miE9U)

103 grammie, that's how i remember her too. she probably did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

105 So, Socialists with extra Green. Got it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (6eEQ+)

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Did you say extra green?

Posted by: Pot-bellied, threadbare aristocrat who edits a failing magazine at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (saj0X)

106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

107 with price = with pride

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

108 "Rubin was joined by Bill Kristol and Peter Wehner, who agreed the right has been corrupted by Trump primarily because of the fringe racists who became mainstream within the GOP."

Why do these racists/bigots, Rubin-Kristol-Wehner, hate Whites and non-Jews so much?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)

109 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

110 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

nope...

/raises hand

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

111 98; rickl, you don't know the notorious rbg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (KP5rU)

112 104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

So no blaze orange for hunters?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

113 "Democracy Fund"

"Center for American Progress"

"Democracy Now!"

"Think Progress"

I love Orwellian names.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (VNsf1)

114 106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

Well... if yer a Zombie?

Undead?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

115 109 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

Cukes. If they are cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (6o8TS)

116
or anybody that watches To Tell the Truth reruns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (LPnfS)

I was more of a Peggy Cass fan

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (TAmPV)

117 110 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

nope...

/raises hand
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

I know who she was.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

118 grammie! I thought of something "meatish" you can have on a liquid diet - beef tea

traditional strengthening drink for sick people in 29th century England

its made by chopping lean beef into cubes, and simmering in a double boiler

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (BJlbN)

119 Jen you ignorant slut!..

Posted by: Not ready for Ace time Player at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (ICWiF)

120 >>>Stupid Cunts in Journalism for $200, Alex

$25, next to the dumpster behind the Seven Eleven.

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (7KeBk)

121 'I demand to be classified!'

Fine. You get Class Z.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

122 Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (IfYaq)

123 Just learned at Qu... uh, another site:

Cats *cannot* taste anything sweet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (miE9U)

124
traditional strengthening drink for sick people in 29th century England


Wow! A recipe from the distant future.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (zJmMh)

125 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

126 106 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

If so, then what are we?

Every term that crops up gets co-opted, discredited, or redefined very rapidly (Neocon, Tea Partier, etc.) Even when we embrace an insult and repurpose it with price (deplorable, hobbit, knuckle-dragger, etc.) it only lasts for a couple meme-cycles before seeming out-of-date.

I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)

I call myself an anti-Leftist.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

127 "Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac"

Cut the blue wire.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

128 Well... if yer a Zombie?

Undead?
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)


Or a Tiki cocktail. That's what I always assumed.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

129 I call myself an anti-Leftist.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

Traditionalist is a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (6o8TS)

130 No wait the red one.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

131 its made by chopping lean beef into cubes, and simmering in a double boiler





Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (BJlbN)


argle bargle burp

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

132 94
84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
----
I do also. But I'm 29.

Honest, I'm Telling the Truth.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (9rIkM)

133 how to perform surgery on your Mac.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 07:35 PM (IfYaq)

------

As a lifelong Mac user I suggest you use a 12ga. No, a 10ga... make sure it's stays dead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (5aX2M)

134 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (famYS)

135 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)

No love for Bennett Cerf? Or was that a different show?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (zJmMh)

136 Wow! A recipe from the distant future.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (zJmMh)

ace is very generous with his time machine

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (BJlbN)

137 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

----

Cuck Groupie.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (Xqo6t)

138 137 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

----

Cuck Groupie.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 11, 2018 07:38 PM (Xqo6t)

Cuck a trice?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

139 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?


Clucks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM



**golf clap**

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (786Ro)

140 134 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (famYS)

Sets down loaded revolver:

'A courtesy for a gentleman.'*

*just watched Count of Monte Cristo over the weekend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (6o8TS)

141 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON


Urban camo

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (VfCmK)

142 112 104
I remember when Day-Glo Orange was the standard for high visibility clothing and signage. It seems like everyone switched to the yellow-green color overnight.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

Thats because Orange Man Bad..
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:32 PM (ICWiF)

So no blaze orange for hunters?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:34 PM (zJmMh)

sure just not for snowflake hunters.. hunting?? uh hunting Nirvana yeah thats the ticket..

Posted by: Not ready for Ace time Player at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (ICWiF)

143 Jen Rubin. When you want a paycheck bad enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (oSQM4)

144 If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin? 


Umm...looks left and right....
Cunts

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (J7NdS)

145 I demand to be classified!

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM (c+2jX)


====


Maybe me can call ourselves CATs -- Conservators of the American Trinity.


Per Dennis Prager (and as codified on our currency):

(1) Liberty;

(2) In God We Trust; and

(3) E Pluribus Unum.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

146

If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin? ---- A cuck hag

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (TAmPV)

147 94 84; grammie, you and i are probably the only ones here who know who that was.
*******
You would be wrong about that.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (JMJoW)

148 argle bargle burp
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

LOL

strain, so basically liquid gelatin, I guess

I guess thererany number if soups that can be blended thin enough for a straw

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (BJlbN)

149 Maybe me can call ourselves CATs -- Conservators of the American Trinity.


Per Dennis Prager (and as codified on our currency):

(1) Liberty;

(2) In God We Trust; and

(3) E Pluribus Unum.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

And who shall be the Prince of CATs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (6o8TS)

150 bennet cerf. for some reason, i always laughed my ass off at that name. my dad thought i was crazy. even way back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (KP5rU)

151 I demand to be classified!
Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:33 PM



We're working on it.

Posted by: All the devices in Zombie's vicinity at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (786Ro)

152 122 Zombie, posted on the last thread a suggestion that you check out ifixit for tips on how to perform surgery on your Mac.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


thx

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (c+2jX)

153 Cuckatrix

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (NLLmE)

154 Do they use day-go orange in Italy?

Posted by: oops sorry at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

155 Cuckwhore

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (J7NdS)

156 Dumbanatrix

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (zJmMh)

157 Jen Rubin is a joint Illuminati/Jim Henson Studios project; animatronic chicken leavings and gristle powered by an evil spirit excavated from an ancient Egyptian tomb.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (H5knJ)

158 zombie, you are a one off that can never be classified.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (oSQM4)

159 CATS?

Memories nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (famYS)

160 nurse ratched: "whatever happened to Fred Barnes?"

Studying reclusively on "How Not To Be Seen".

Poor Barnes. Stuck on a deserted island with an idiot waving at ships fifty miles off coast.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (6eEQ+)

161 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.


33 cents.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (LL1Be)

162 We are the Coalition of the Anti-Regressives.


CARE

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (NLLmE)

163 We're racists because we believe special rights for some racists shouldn't be written into the law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)

164 Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels.

10 pounds of silicone.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (zJmMh)

165 I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!

And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And Race Bannon.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (T9f3V)

166 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?


I'd hit 'em both.

Posted by: That guy who'd hit anything... at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

167 We're racists because we believe special rights for some racists shouldn't be written into the law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)

A most cromulent observation!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (f3oO4)

168 French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...
https://twitter.com/Breakingservice/status/
1072613910350622720

I don't know if that's the exact one but scroll up and down for more info anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Evws/)

169 I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!

And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And Race Bannon.
Posted by: FireHorse


And Talladega.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (VfCmK)

170 According to wiki it is "Cuckquean"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (J7NdS)

171 Quisling harlot works for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (5aX2M)

172 158 zombie, you are a one off that can never be classified.
Posted by: Ben Had


I was HOPING someone would get the punk lyrics reference! Ahhhh, thank you.

Posted by: zombie at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (c+2jX)

173 'Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels. '

COBJ ( cost of bj )

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

174 I'd hit 'em both.
Posted by: That guy who'd hit anything... at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)



I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (NLLmE)

175 I see Egypt has banned sales of yellow vests.

Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

176
I refuse to be labelled. There's only one race: The HUMAN race!
And the Daytona 500. So there are two races.

And there was the space race

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (TAmPV)

177 Well, I just took a gander at Miss Bre Peyton. Yowza!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (2sCft)

178 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."

It's the classic leftist linguistic escalator. See, e.g., "relief" --> "welfare" --> "AFDC" --> "EBT"

Pollute the language, until nothing means anything, except what the Party says it does. For today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (VNsf1)

179 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

180 OT but this question troubles me.
Would Spock have been able to perform the Vulcan mind meld with Stormy's boobs?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (zJmMh)

181 >>French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

182 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

-
He had an artificial leg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)

183 162 We are the Coalition of the Anti-Regressives.

CARE
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:43 PM (NLLmE)

Coalition Against Regressive Elitists?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (R9+0K)

184 According to wiki it is "Cuckquean"

------

Huh. Quean is an ancient word for cheap slut.

That's a middle ages word someone dredged up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (5aX2M)

185 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.Posted by: chavez the hugo


Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Truman Capote at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (9rIkM)

186 Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:44 PM (Evws/)

Ah yes, the "Moroccan descent" qualifier means there's really nothing to see here!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (f3oO4)

187 So, "Conservative" is the new euphemism for "socialist."


Whaaat? I have not heard of this newspeak.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

188 179 i think ole bennet might have been light in the loafers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

I remember wondering that myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (zJmMh)

189
"whatever happened to Fred Barnes?"

Saw him on FBN just a day or two ago. Seemed normal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

190 I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

Posted by: eleven
________

Are we talking sci-fi TV? Because Princess Ardala.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (T9f3V)

191 Spock with a goatee would have much melding with Ms. Daniels

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (J7NdS)

192 JackStraw: "Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels."

Stormy Daniels has a more honorable profession.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

193 Jackstraw, #two weeks, No kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (oSQM4)

194 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

195 Coalition Against Regressive Elitists?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 07:47 PM (R9+0K)


boom

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (NLLmE)

196 I guess the name "Democratic Democracy Freedom Fund for Democracy" was already taken by Putincorp.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (RuIsu)

197 That Jen Rubin gets me harder than gummy bears on an Arizona sidewalk in August.

Posted by: Max Boot at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (O9JR8)

198 JackStraw: "Better question for Jen would be what differentiates her from Stormy Daniels."

Stormy Daniels has a more honorable profession.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6eEQ+)

++++
Stormy is transparent about how she earns her money.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

199 194; gong show? i never knew what she was famous for either. she was crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

200
If the NeverTrumpers are "cucks", what does that make the NeverTrumpettes such as Rubin?

My little cuckadee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

201 Northern Lurker, it pains me to say this, but there is not even an ounce of tissue in Stormy Daniels that is capable of manifesting a mind with which one could meld.

Nice tits, yes. Mind, no.

Posted by: CAlcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (AkSI/)

202
174 I can't decide if I'd hit Captain Janeway.

she was also mrs. columbo. do you want him coming after you?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (xGZ+b)

203 Would Spock have been able to perform the Vulcan mind meld with Stormy's boobs?

If I recall correctly he did a mind meld with the mother Horta which was a silicone based life form. I would therefore think that yes, he could also do that on Stormy.

I spent way too much time watching the original Star Trek series.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (8Is7P)

204 159 CATS?

Memories nyah!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2018 07:42 PM (famYS)

I was raped by Mister Mistoffelees.

Posted by: Gary Johnston at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

205 French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

-
Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

206 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)
++++
I believe she founded a banking empire.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (2sCft)

207 >>Jackstraw, #two weeks, No kidding.

I can't see him making a comeback. The hits just keep on coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

208
If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (plrQg)

209 181 >>French cops looking for more cell members in Strasbourg terrorist attack...

Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

What's the over under on whomever replacing him is just a repackage of the same damn thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (6o8TS)

210 That Jen Rubin gets me harder than gummy bears on an Arizona sidewalk in August.

Back off, Boot. I saw her first.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

211 19 whatever happened to Fred Barnes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

=====

I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

212 Silicon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (aKsyK)

213 she was also mrs. columbo. do you want him coming after you?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (xGZ+b)


I would set him off the trail with my disinterested arrogance.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

214 Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

That made me laugh. Maybe the guys on Duck Dynasty could produce a Muslim call.
What would a Muslim blind look like?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (zJmMh)

215
I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist
Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality
that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)


I felt the same way about Fannie Flagg

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (TAmPV)

216 175 I see Egypt has banned sales of yellow vests.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)


That's to prevent riots. You can't have riots without yellow vests.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

217 I remember as a kid for some reason being struck by that game show panelist Jaye P. Morgan. I knew nothing about her or for what she was famous.

And I didn't find her gorgeous -- but she had such a seemingly wild personality that I found her very attractive and appealing as a result.
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)


She acted unapologetically slutty as part of her persona, which appeals to teenaged boys and plenty of adults.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (y7DUB)

218 I believe she founded a banking empire.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (2sCft)

=====


LOL. Well-played.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

219 Soros will replace Macron with either another toy boy or a hideous hag

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (BJlbN)

220 If so, then what are we?

Normal Americans.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (FhXTo)

221 Semi-Literate Thug: "If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off."

Wait... she's Canadian?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (6eEQ+)

222 I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
+++++
Agreed! TMG was a rollicking good time.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (2sCft)

223 Her, and Bill Cullen from To Tell The Truth. I always liked him. I think he had polio or something. It was nice when entertainers were just entertainers, not Thought Police.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:36 PM (lwiT4)


We just bought a new TV, and I was flipping through the stations ... because ... and came across several that show old TV shows. I was struck by how much better they are than any of the garbage shown on the "current" channels. The shows actually have plots, no profanity (of course), and convey a moral message. I'd not fully realized how badly pop culture had degenerated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (VNsf1)

224 She acted unapologetically slutty as part of her persona, which appeals to teenaged boys and plenty of adults.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (y7DUB)

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Aha! It's all starting to make sense now, Doctor ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

225 MY EYES
ARE
UP HERE

Posted by: the horta at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (Evws/)

226 204

You too? Damned hippopotacampus.

Posted by: Christy Blase-Fairlane at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (dZe7J)

227 Nood -Open.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (ffYR/)

228 This is, of course, pure Leninism.
Lenin taught that the way to control the opposition is to infiltrate it and control it from within.
Been that way for a hundred years or so.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

229 Kate Mulgrew is literally unfuckable. CDC did a double-blind study back in the early 2000s. It's results were reported in Oui magazine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 07:54 PM (H5knJ)

230 I kind of like the new yellow vest style of uniform in Paris, but I think we should have our own color don't you? I'm thinking maybe orange...
Posted by: sOME mORON


Urban camo
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 07:39 PM (VfCmK)
OK thats one Urban Camo and two Blaze Orange Obviously Urban Camo would be for officers but with a Blaze Orange shoulder gun patch to weed out 'green on green' attacks..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (ICWiF)

231 A foursome with Janeway, 60-of-9, and the half-Klingon engineer! (Torres?)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Evws/)

232 222 I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show "The McLaughlin Group" with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy "The Beatle" Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ...
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:52 PM (WqPYg)
+++++
Agreed! TMG was a rollicking good time.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (2sCft)

Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)

233
Soros will replace Macron with either another toy boy or a hideous hag

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM


as we speak, France is in negotiations with Canada to trade Macron for Trudeau

& a player to be named later

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (KCxzN)

234 Our enemies have done their work well.

Their 5th columnists control almost every institution not openly aligned with them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mfOi4)

235 JackStraw, your earlier observation about the EU was spot on. The Visigrad is not going to pay mordida for the invaders and Macron is just the first pawn to be taken.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (oSQM4)

236 Speaking of Fannie Flagg - anybody ever see the Candid Camera segment with Buster Keaton?

Posted by: Vertov at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (mDieY)

237 Come in here dear Jen have a cigar. You're gonna go far.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

238

"If Jen Rubin's mouth were any wider, the top of her head would fall off."


That's it, that's what's so off about her face, she a South Park Canadian.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 11, 2018 07:57 PM (4thlk)

239 And who shall be the Prince of CATs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 07:41 PM (6o8TS)

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We may have to go with Herder of CATs.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

240 ShainS: "I was pretty ignorant and a-political until I stumbled onto the weekend TV show 'The McLaughlin Group' with John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan, and Freddy 'The Beatle' Barnes in my mid-20's (around the mid-80's). My, we've come a long way since then ..."

Wrong! We've regressed and trumpet our failings to the world!

Posted by: John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)

241 Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)


The horde institutional memory is fantastic!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 07:59 PM (f3oO4)

242 22 The old school way to end this ongoing crap from Rubin is simple. Warm tar poured over her nekkit body...


I knew there was a (shudder) catch.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (eEO59)

243 Their 5th columnists control almost every institution not openly aligned with them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2018 07:56 PM (mfOi4)


Isn't there an internet law to that effect?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 11, 2018 08:00 PM (f3oO4)

244 Whats the over/under on how much longer Macron lasts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 07:46 PM (/tuJf)


Lord, I don't know. His popularity is below that of the clap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (0QYMt)

245 199 194; gong show? i never knew what she was famous for either. she was crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

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Right, that's where I most remember her from. I did a quick look at Wikipedia and she apparently was a singer and actress.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

246 I felt the same way about Fannie Flagg

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (TAmPV)


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Oh, yes. Another blast from the past ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

247 I even got my wife to watch The McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:06 PM (DA5XN)

248 Wrong!

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 11, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo)


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Funny stuff.

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

249 Lord, I don't know. His popularity is below that of the clap.

dude, after getting head by 2 photo radar cameras in one of Macron's new reduced speed limit zones in the Paris outskirts a couple months ago I would almost be willing to get on a plane to fly over there and help lever the piece of shit out myself. Feckin' warmists.

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (DA5XN)

250 214 Maybe they could do like a duck call. "Allahu?" " Ackbar!" [BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

That made me laugh. Maybe the guys on Duck Dynasty could produce a Muslim call.
What would a Muslim blind look like?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 07:53 PM (zJmMh)


It would have a telltale penis-shaped door.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 11, 2018 08:09 PM (di1hb)

251 En double-o dee

Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2018 08:11 PM (DA5XN)

252 134 Jen Rubin or Helen Thomas?

Hey, Jen loved having Helen along as her wingman when she went bar hopping. Then all she had to do was find a non-gay bar with no other women...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 11, 2018 08:17 PM (eEO59)

253 What would a Muslim blind look like?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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A goat. No, wait, wait...that would be a decoy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 08:33 PM (2qPhT)

254 She supports the bedrock conservative principle that white kids from Nebraska must die in the sand to protect Israel's borders.

Posted by: Jummy at December 12, 2018 12:18 AM (0rNI4)

255 "[...] infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump."

Leftists never tire of that lie.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 12, 2018 02:07 PM (IxDhF)

256 Rubin, Kristol, and Wehner. (((They're))) just clamoring for the boxcars to roll again

Posted by: John Henry Eden at December 13, 2018 04:55 PM (DtQfl)

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