Trump: It was Great Being at the Army-Navy Game in the Presence of HEROES<br>Bill Kristol: How DARE You Call Them HEROES YOU MONSTER!!!

Trump: It was Great Being at the Army-Navy Game in the Presence of HEROES
Bill Kristol: How DARE You Call Them HEROES YOU MONSTER!!!

Is it time we... did something with grampa?

If you genuinely respect those who serve and have served in the U.S. military, you're repulsed by Trump's fanboy military cheerleading. The kids playing in the Army-Navy game are impressive young men. As they'd be the first to say, they're not "heroes." Trump cheapens everything. https://t.co/XLkA5nCr7n
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) December 9, 2018

You demented old coot, they don't call themselves heroes, but there's no rule saying others shouldn't.

You know, for someone who did his level best to create a lot of dead heroes, you sure don't like giving them their due.

Are you serious? I’m a graduate of the Naval Academy, former Naval Officer and FBI Agent...the President’s words are clearly meant as respect and honor. You are the one who cheapens such things by attempting to use it as an opportunity to curry favor with your followers. 🦅🔱🇺🇸
— Lance Burton (@Hawkstorm773) December 10, 2018

Don’t you have a desk to clean out or something.
— David Wald (@MoneyMakers100) December 10, 2018

As a conservative. I try to figure out what your strategy is. I believe it’s total destruction of the Weekly Standard and of your own reputation.
— Thomas W. Sefton (@twsefton) December 10, 2018

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:02 PM

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1 Six-point-fifth.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 05:01 PM (8erNz)

2 I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:01 PM (tDk60)

3 Wait until Kristol's Iranian paycheck bounces

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 05:01 PM (DodRu)

4 >>I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Its pronounced gyros.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

5 Jeepers, what a disgusting shitbird Kristol is.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_yoda at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (mfOi4)

6 >>Its pronounced gyros.

Looks like sharama to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (tDk60)

7 There is literally nothing Trump could say or do that would not draw criticism from some.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (BXMxN)

8

Ahoy!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (HaL55)

9 shawarma...don't know where that first W got off to?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:04 PM (tDk60)

10 Uh, Bill? You've already taken your mask off...

and your makeup...

and your glasses...

I know you want to un mask... but ripping the skin from your flesh is a bit gosh.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

11 Kristol is simultaneously transitioning to a whiny little bitch and going through menopause.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

12 Kristol is a fuckin asshole and should be ignored. Mocking is to good for him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (bim/x)

13 I guessing Kristol has never been to a football game.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (88xKn)

14 Time to take grandpa billy's car keys away. He should be driving on the internet.

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

15 Please post a warning if the first thing I'm going to see upon clicking a sidebar link is Joy Behar.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

16 If PDT cured cancer, Biff Kristol would call him a homophobe for not having first cured AIDS.

Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (Yx4H0)

17 "You are the one who cheapens such things by attempting to use it as an opportunity to curry favor with your ~~followers~~ ultra-lib backers."

fixed it

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (so+oy)

18 mmmmm, haven't had a decent gyros in years.

not exactly common around here in bratwurst land.

want !

Posted by: sock_rat_yoda at December 10, 2018 05:06 PM (mfOi4)

19 Kristol? no rum for you, Cap.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 05:06 PM (uqH9e)

20 At some point, we should start ignoring these has beens.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 10, 2018 05:06 PM (Xqo6t)

21

Kristol is a fuckin asshole and should be ignored. Mocking is to good for him

Nah, it's too much fun to pick at him for his stoopididity, of which he seems to have an endless supply.

And which should be painful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:06 PM (HaL55)

22 I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Its pronounced gyros.
Posted by: JackStraw

Love them. Especially the great ones.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:07 PM (W4LFA)

23 Ahoy mateys!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

24 The military chaplain who spoke before the National Anthem at the Army-Navy game pretty much called those boys on the field "heroes." He said that "every player on the field is willing to die for every person watching." And so, he said, he prayed for them and for others who defend us.
Go, PDT!

Posted by: m at December 10, 2018 05:07 PM (eJj1Q)

25 Its pronounced gyros.

Looks like sharama to me.
Posted by: garrett

Year-ros.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:07 PM (W4LFA)

26 "Don't you have a desk to clean out or something?" That's a left-handed bitchslap, and nothing I could say would measure up to that. Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that one.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (fD23g)

27 Krystol is the type of Jew that would push little Jewish children into the showers. His daughters choice for a groom proves it.

Posted by: Avi at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (kSq2k)

28 sending greetings to cuck boi...twitter is a sewer

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (k/w1G)

29 Bill Krystol is an idiot. Actually, that's an insult to idiots. Sorry about that, idiots.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (l9m7l)

30 @12

Not only is Kristol a fucking asshole, he fucks assholes, in that he's gay.

You know how I know Bill Kristol is gay?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (qxq6t)

31 We're people of the land! the common clay of the new West. You know...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 05:09 PM (uqH9e)

32 Sorry about that, idiots.

Thanks! -- Joe Biden, Presidential material

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

33 To me, one of the criteria for being a hero is that you don't toot your own horn and call yourself one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 05:09 PM (xPl2J)

34 oh boy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 10, 2018 05:09 PM (0O7c5)

35 If you genuinely respect those who write and report on current events, you're repulsed by Kristol's fanboy conservative cheerleading. The "writers" working at the Weekly Standard are impressive young men. As they'd be the first to say, they're not "thought leaders." Kristol cheapens everything.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:10 PM (T71PA)

36 He sure does sound like the dumped girlfriend.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:10 PM (rE1pK)

37

"Don't you have a desk to clean out or something?" That's a left-handed
bitchslap, and nothing I could say would measure up to that. Glad I
wasn't drinking coffee when I read that one.

Yep, that was a good one.

Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:10 PM (HaL55)

38 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 05:08 PM (l9m7l)
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No prob.

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2018 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

39 Wasn't he talking about the veterans in the stands?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:10 PM (6teKQ)

40 Trump Tweets: Bill Kristol is a wise man and his cruise idea is brilliant! World class!
Bill Kristol in response: Cruises are stupid and wrong and I'm a complete fool! Only someone as worthless and idiotic as Trump would say otherwise!!!!

I swear to God he wakes up every morning thinking about how Trump is wrong then tries to fill in the blanks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:11 PM (39g3+)

41 http://bit.ly/2PvHIoe
*****
The Candidates: Donald Trump Selecting Chief of Staff

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 05:11 PM (BqBId)

42 Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

At the pier. Not under way.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:11 PM (W4LFA)

43 If PDT cured cancer, Biff Kristol would call him a homophobe for not having first cured AIDS.
Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 05:05 PM (Yx4H0)

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"Trump put thousands of medical professionals out of work!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 05:11 PM (ffYR/)

44 'Heroes? You mean, like, sub sandwiches?" -- Killary

Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (Yx4H0)

45 Kristol cheapens everything.

Kristol could walk into a Dollar Tree and make everything on the shelves worth a nickel just by coming in the door.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (fD23g)

46 There should be a concerted effort to ONLY respond to Cap'n Billy with "AHOY!" and nothing else.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (ti1Gn)

47 A surprising number of Moslems in football considering, you know, the pigskin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (6teKQ)

48 Irving: Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you gonna find whatever it is you're looking for?

Billy Krystol: Here's a nice piece of shit!

Posted by: Irving Krystol's rolled over corpse at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (oh+79)

49

At the pier. Not under way.

I wish I could find that video. It's prolly gone down the Memory Hole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (HaL55)

50 'Heroes? You mean, like, sub sandwiches?" -- Killary
Posted by: ShainS -

That's Occasional Cortex territory there.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (W4LFA)

51 What a maroon.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (Sjz1F)

52 I find Bill Kristol rather exhausting-he so wound up all the time .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (AllCR)

53 "I'm a Persian leftist billionaire and I approved this message...."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

54 I like heroes. I do not like gyros. I think they are made with lamb, which I do not care for.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (rE1pK)

55 50 'Heroes? You mean, like, sub sandwiches?" -- Killary
Posted by: ShainS -

That's Occasional Cortex territory there.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:12 PM (W4LFA)

Same spectrum.

Posted by: m at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (eJj1Q)

56 "not exactly common around here in bratwurst land."

We have a hot dog stand that sells Kronos Gyros in our Home Depot! They are popular in Chicagoland.

Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (eAZVt)

57 Gyros are OK, bit I'm not the biggest fan of Tzatziki.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (ti1Gn)

58

Bill Kristool knows all about "impressive young men."

Ick.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (eC1xx)

59 The Arbys Traditional Gyro is surprisingly good, if you ask for extra sauce and seasoning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (6teKQ)

60 m, I heard the whole thing on the radio and it was awesome.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (EKicJ)

61

We have a hot dog stand that sells Kronos Gyros in our Home Depot! They are popular in Chicagoland.

Arby's sells them down here. Don't know for how much longer, though.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (HaL55)

62 That's Occasional Cortex territory there.

AO-C likely wonders why the Navy even needs a football team, when they've got the Village People recruiting for them -- and for the YMCA at the same time.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (fD23g)

63 Is he a grandpa?. I think he should spend more time with the grandkids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (AllCR)

64 I like heroes. I do not like gyros. I think they are made with lamb, which I do not care for.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (rE1pK)

Gyros are OK, bit I'm not the biggest fan of Tzatziki.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (ti1Gn)

What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (T71PA)

65 POTUS got quite the reception at...what stadium was the Army - Navy game?

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (3o++7)

66
"You are the one who cheapens such things by attempting to use it as an opportunity to curry favor with your followers.

Not quite. Kristool is attempting to curry favor with those he follows, i.e., the Fake News Media Complex.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:16 PM (eC1xx)

67 More evidence to suggest that those young men are heroes than there is to suggest that someone in the country illegally is a pre-citizen, yet here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 05:16 PM (cqNba)

68 Gyros are OK, bit I'm not the biggest fan of Tzatziki.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (ti1Gn)

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I found a place that makes their own Tzatziki. Extra meat, onions and an extra side of Ziki for me. Followed by about a dozen Altoids for the buffalo breath.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 05:16 PM (ffYR/)

69 >>What is wrong with you people?

They are like a 6 on the sammich scale.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:16 PM (tDk60)

70 We have a hot dog stand that sells Kronos Gyros in our Home Depot! They are popular in Chicagoland.
Posted by: Chris M

...............

nearly every hot dog stand in Chicagoland has sold gyros for years..

But more recently, there have been a lot more middle eastern fast food joints opening server shawarma/gyros/falafel

out here in the western burbs, I just googled falafel and got 11 hits all within a mile or so of each other!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (so+oy)

71 Kristol doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: David Bowie at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (FTlwv)

72 68>>>

I just can't get past the yoghurt.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (ti1Gn)

73 At least Trump likes and respects the armed services. Obama and Hildebeast treat them like their personal gofers.

Plus he gave them a nice pay raise. Go suck a dick, Billy boy and keep your mouth otherwise occupied.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (J9wxX)

74 What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (T71PA)

+++

I said I liked heroes. What else do you want out of me?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (rE1pK)

75 I freaking love Gyros and tatziki sauce. Home made especially.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)

76 Trump cheapens everything. except stock prices. and real estate. but gas is cheaper. and fewer people need government assistance. and my tax bill is lower. I think the Weekly Standard payroll is going to be cheaper.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (nFwvY)

77 Isn't it a recent revelation that he is being paid directly by a Leftist billionaire?
Why does he enjoy a shred of credibility?

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (w7KSn)

78 Boston Herald tells Liawatha to hit the trails of tears.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

79 the only thing i want to read about that fat fucking kristol is his obituary. if the cause of death was he choked on a huge dick, even better. having daily sex with the son of a mailman rots your brain. quickly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:18 PM (KP5rU)

80
It's so fucked up.

We now have Bill Kristool, Max Boot, and SE Cupp in a mad dash at every single thing President Trump does to RUN INTERFERENCE on REALITY and put an ugly spin on things.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:18 PM (eC1xx)

81 "Stop the HAMMERING"

Posted by: Cuck Kristol : SS Syphilis at December 10, 2018 05:18 PM (LL1Be)

82 >>I freaking love Gyros and tatziki sauce. Home made especially.

Who the fuck has a side of lamb rotating on a spit in their kitchen?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (tDk60)

83 I get gyros here at a Turkish restaurant. very good. My dedo spins in his grave every time I go to that restaurant. Dedo hated the Turk.

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

84 Is he a grandpa?. I think he should spend more time with the grandkids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (AllCR)

I agree. Nothing more important than spending time with your grandchildren.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (oh+79)

85 You know what I want? I want Trump to say he's about to declassify and release an unredacted list of figures in US media and government who are acting as Chinese agents. Just to see who scurries for cover.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (AM1GF)

86 >>I just can't get past the yoghurt.

Thats not yogurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

87 heh - "dont you have a desk to clean out or something"

Posted by: DXO at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (nzKWW)

88

Do you like me, now, Media?

Eh? Do you like me, now?

Posted by: Bill Kristool at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (eC1xx)

89 Trump should buy the failing Weekly Standard and make it a magazine about collecting smegma. That way Kristol can still be on the masthead.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

90 The kids playing in the Army-Navy game are impressive young men. As they'd be the first to say, they're not "heroes."

Of course, the teachers are the real heroes.

BTW, how do you put descriptions as "kids" and "young men" in the same sentence?

They'd probably be more incensed with being called "kids" than "heroes".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (iOOm2)

91 62 Qoheleth

Ok. Even I laughed out loud at that. Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (hyuyC)

92 Maybe that jackass should see this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLMUaxB3I8/

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (+n2/M)

93 >>>>I just can't get past the yoghurt.

I can't get past the arm hair on the guy carving the meat.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (tDk60)

94 Bill, you missed a spot.

*points at Hillary's taint*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (Z4rgH)

95 I said I liked heroes. What else do you want out of me?
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:17 PM (rE1pK)

Lol, I'm cranky today for some reason.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (T71PA)

96 F--- off, Kristol. I was at the game and it was awesome. I was happily surprised at the response to Trump coming onto the field for the coin toss. Lots of cheers and claps, not a single boo that I heard. And I was even more happily surprised when Trump chose to sit *in the crowd* for the third quarter rather than behind glass. The players *are* heroes, Kristol. They could have played elsewhere but instead they chose to play AND serve their country, volunteering to put themselves in harm's way. If that's not the definition of heroism I don't know what is.

Posted by: Average Jen at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (3t96c)

97 I agree. Nothing more important than spending time with your grandchildren.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2018 05:19 PM (oh+79)

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Like you would know.

Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (8Z2uw)

98 64
I like heroes. I do not like gyros. I think they are made with lamb, which I do not care for.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (rE1pK)

Gyros are OK, bit I'm not the biggest fan of Tzatziki.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (ti1Gn)

What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:15 PM (T71PA)

Gyros taste like eating a sweaty gym sock. Bleh!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

99 Mmmm, tzatziki sauce...

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

100 Poor Bill Kristol, he used to be somebody.

Now he's reduced to a pseudo-Republican Pomeranian, circling and yipping shrilly, nipping at President Trump's ankles

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (T09ml)

101 Bill, your cruise ship is not part of the Navy. You're just mad that he called them hero's because your wife has banged half the fifth fleet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (nAeGR)

102

Who the fuck has a side of lamb rotating on a spit in their kitchen?

So that's what that is? I've always known that as Mystery Meat. Don't know which animal it comes from, being all symmetrical and round and all. It's good, whatever it's made from.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (HaL55)

103 Is the Raging Queen a tug boat?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (RuIsu)

104 4 >>I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Its pronounced gyros.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

You're both pronouncing it wrong.

Posted by: buzzion at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (WaxcS)

105 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

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Jeez! Next he'll be attacked by a rabbit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

106 I agree. Nothing more important than spending time with your grandchildren.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

As evidenced by Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch's extended conversation about the grandkids out on the tarmac, out of earshot of potential witnesses and whistleblowers.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (fD23g)

107 I think we all know who the real heroes are here.

Posted by: brian williams at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (Evws/)

108
Bill Krist-hole, See Cup, Max Boot, and David French have become the Fake News' junkyard dogs, howling at every Trump noise and every Trump shadow they see.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (eC1xx)

109 >>I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Its pronounced gyros.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

You're both pronouncing it wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (WaxcS)

This. Right here. This is why I love this place.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (tDk60)

110 I was just there handing out job applications, like a fair!

Posted by: Fuckface Von Clownstick at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (TNzPR)

111 Arby's sells them down here. Don't know for how much longer, though.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:14 PM (HaL55)

Until we run out of horse meat.

Posted by: Arby's at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (QZGEv)

112 Genuinely respecting these heroes means sending them to die in a war with absolutely no intention of winning it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 10, 2018 05:22 PM (4ErVI)

113 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

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Jeez! Next he'll be attacked by a rabbit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

Do Frenchies wear comfortable sweaters?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (T71PA)

114

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

Posted by: Oddball at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (aKsyK)

115 >>#BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Don't they call it aioli over there?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (tDk60)

116 -------------------------------------
"Crazy in the head, also crazy in print"
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OMG I love you Ace. In a totally homo way that is so raw, flaming and fabulously homosexual it is actually back to being hetero, manly and awesome.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (uEbPt)

117 "This. Right here. This is why I love this place."

It's pronounced....place.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (cqNba)

118 I need some tzatziki sauce for my meal of taint and cuck.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)

119 I like heroes. I do not like gyros. I think they are made with lamb, which I do not care for.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:13 PM (rE1pK)

Gyros help you keep your balance.

I wish foreigners would learn to spell. Just because they spell some word with similar letters in their loser languages doesn't mean that they can just misspell them in English. Eastern Europeans are among the worst ... though the idiot who first thought to spell his name Ng or Ngyen or whatever really takes the cake. WTF??!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (iOOm2)

120 Greek homos stole our lamb sandwiches!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

121 If you need some ballast to go with these nautical adventure columns.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=boat+fails

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (FhXTo)

122 I can't get past the arm hair on the guy carving the meat.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:20 PM (tDk60)

+++

Forget it. Now I don't want anything.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (rE1pK)

123 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Don't they call it aioli over there?
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Seems Carter did a number on them too

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (uEbPt)

124
Wait, who the heck is THOMAS Sefton?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (/9p9e)

125 118
I need some tzatziki sauce for my meal of taint and cuck.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)

So THAT'S what gyros are made of.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (t6MX/)

126 I agree. Nothing more important than spending time with your grandchildren.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

And certainly not running for President, or covering your tracks, or anything like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (A2Uq6)

127
#BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Are you shitting me?
He's going with the preposterous Steyer spin?
This has to be coordinated!

Macron is saying the protests are really about the middle-class feeling left behind?? That's the same bullshit the Fake News uses to explain why Trump won.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (eC1xx)

128 Bill Kristal needs to fly a kite up his ass sideways.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at December 10, 2018 05:24 PM (6BOW3)

129 So that's what that is? I've always known that as Mystery Meat. Don't know which animal it comes from, being all symmetrical and round and all. It's good, whatever it's made from.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:21 PM (HaL55)

-------------

Lamb mixed with beef, pork or sometimes chicken, with spices and slow cooked on a vertical spit. Damn, now I want one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (ffYR/)

130 118 I need some tzatziki sauce for my meal of taint and cuck.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk

"Pass the jism, dear."

- - British guy talking to wife, overheard at dinner table

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

131 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Hold the malaise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (A2Uq6)

132 Ole, ole, ole, ole, O-lay! O-lay!

Soccer hooligans

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

133 101 Minnfidel

The Fifth Fleet has standards.

See them on liberty in Dar es Salaam, where 98% of the prostitutes have AIDs. They would still avoid Bill's wife. Even after 6 months at sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (hyuyC)

134 Who the fuck has a side of lamb rotating on a spit in their kitchen?

So that's what that is? I've always known that as Mystery Meat. Don't know which animal it comes from, being all symmetrical and round and all. It's good, whatever it's made from.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

..............

I think it is a mix of lamb and beef in the U.S.

Kronos brand is definitely both.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (so+oy)

135
#BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Switch to Miracle Whip, Frenchie!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

136 Posted by: Fuckface Von Clownstick

You're gonna hafta be more specific than that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (Z4rgH)

137
Don't they call it aioli over there?
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (tDk60)

++

You are killing me today.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (rE1pK)

138 130 118 I need some tzatziki sauce for my meal of taint and cuck.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk

"Pass the jism, dear."

- - British guy talking to wife, overheard at dinner table
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

Across the pond it's "salad cream."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

139
Trump cheapens everything.
----------------------------------

You can literally hear the crayons being chewed.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (uEbPt)

140 Next, Kristol is outraged that Trump demeaned Jesus by calling him "savior". Because Christ would never call Himself that- right capt'n?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (QBLt5)

141 If you genuinely respect those who serve and have served in the U.S. military

That would be only true Scotsmen, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (A2Uq6)

142 Late to the party here, but does Cap'n Bill even have a son or daughter who's served?

He needs to STFD and STHU. As the mom of a vet, I know that every single vet friend of my son's loves the hell out of PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

143 When push comes to shove, we will see who the armed forces follow.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (FTPVM)

144

I wish foreigners would learn to spell.

I'd be happy if they just learned how to speak properly. How does "Erdogan" come out "Erdowan?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (HaL55)

145 You demented old coot, they don't call themselves heroes, but there's no rule saying others shouldn't.

One must need to be keep this in mind. Of course a truly virtuous person will not boast of himself, but others will appreciate them and make note of it. They won't despise them or leave them unmentioned. Even in the Bible Jesus seems to make note of heroes.

Jesus said of John the baptist: But what went ye out for to see? A prophet? yea, I say unto you, and more than a prophet. For this is he, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.

But John said of himself: "He must increase, but I must decrease." "He it is, who coming after me is preferred before me, whose shoe's latchet I am not worthy to unloose."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (/qEW2)

146 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

France was such a optimistic, happy place before 1978? LOL. Maybe he meant 250 years?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (iOOm2)

147 Don't listen to the haters Bill. You're so right about Drumpf!

They're all just yahtzee party members who hate us Jews!

Now I'm off to buy some bread for Challahkah!

Muscle Top, everybody!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (DuAZ5)

148 Kristol is comfortable in the dark. There is no truth in him. The prince of the air is his hero.

Posted by: John Doe at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (WX+x0)

149 135
#BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Switch to Miracle Whip, Frenchie!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

Miracle Whip. When Jesus met that dominatrix from last week's morning report...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (/9p9e)

150 You know what clears up malaise? A Reign of Terror.

#WakeMeUpWhenThermidorEnds

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

151 Who the fuck has a side of lamb rotating on a spit in their kitchen?

The sauce, I don't have the stuff to make the meat cone. But its lamb, chicken, and beef, in layers with spices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

152 "Pass the jism, dear."

- - British guy talking to wife, overheard at dinner table
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

153 150 You know what clears up malaise? A Reign of Terror.

#WakeMeUpWhenThermidorEnds
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

One of Green Day's best songs.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

154 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Slather everything with ketchup (except hot dogs - that is infamia). Don't you Frogs know anything about food?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (A2Uq6)

155 I seriously don't understand Kristol anymore. Has anyone checked to see if there's a gaping wound in his back, one George Soros might stick a hand up in for puppeteering reasons?

Posted by: T at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (TeJWd)

156

Yeah, Jesus was an impressive young man but...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (eC1xx)

157 All the Gyro hate.....You must've had the wrong place serving you then.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

158 152 "Pass the jism, dear."

- - British guy talking to wife, overheard at dinner table
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

Dessert was trifle and spotted dick...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 10, 2018 05:28 PM (/9p9e)

159 "This. Right here. This is why I love this place."

It's pronounced....place.

Kids today. *shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:28 PM (6teKQ)

160 Molon Labe

It's pronounced Melon Luvy

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:28 PM (T09ml)

161 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

lol, You see, it all happened almost before he was born. Not his fault.

Thanks french obama.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (t6MX/)

162 Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

I went to a place in the UK that advertised an "American style" breakfast.

After eating it - or trying to, at any rate - I thought we should declare on the Brits for that calumny. It was awful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (A2Uq6)

163 It's pronounced "Ghut-Tahrrr"

Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (eAZVt)

164

Who the fuck has a side of lamb rotating on a spit in their kitchen?

https://www.thetrojanhorse.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (aKsyK)

165 Kristol needs to try the herbal infused tampons for his man-o- pause.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (EKicJ)

166 Cap'n Bill sure does love the idea of other people's sons and daughters serving and coming home as heroes, but only when serving under commie d-bags like that mincing thing who plopped his feet on the Resolute desk for eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

167 We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the ~~Thunderdome~~ Weekly Standard.

Posted by: William "Tina" Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)

168 Tatziki sauce is cucumber juice, yogurt, lemon, salt, and some olive oil. Very tasty stuff, and surprisingly easy to make

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

169 Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

Dessert was trifle and spotted dick...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton

There's a reason why all the best restaurants in London are either Indian or Chinese.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (fD23g)

170 Arby's sells them down here. Don't know for how much longer, though.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Those Arby gyros are a good waste of horsemeat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (Z4rgH)

171 What's today's flirty twitter fight - best Christmas cookies?

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (3o++7)

172 Well, I'm not in the military, but I gather from friends who are that Trump has much stronger support in the military than in most other groups.

Which means that, as an institution, that suet-sweating tub-of-shit hypocrite Kristol would sell them up the river for a plugged Iranian nickel.

And G-d knows, Bill Kristol has never, ever said or done anything to adversely affect our men in uniform. Ever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

173 160 Molon Labe

It's pronounced Melon Luvy
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:28 PM (T09ml)

Only in Koine Greek.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

174 I'd be happy if they just learned how to speak properly. How does "Erdogan" come out "Erdowan?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:26 PM (HaL55)

Word....

Patrick Roy (wah)

Posted by: tbodie at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (i+qnA)

175 It's a good thing it's only 40 years of malaise - if it was 80 years old, Macron would already be fucking it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

176 I wish foreigners would learn to spell.

The way I figure it, the French must've stolen all the Welshmen's vowels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (A2Uq6)

177 i hope to see this asshole on tv with safety pins holding his grease stained suit jacket closed and, mainlining sterno. green teeth, matted hair, the works. fuck him sideways in the ass with a rusted out 95 ford taurus.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:31 PM (KP5rU)

178 It's a good thing it's only 40 years of malaise - if it was 80 years old, Macron would already be fucking it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

I'm dying here.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:31 PM (T71PA)

179 After eating it - or trying to, at any rate - I thought we should declare WAR on the Brits for that calumny. It was awful.

Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:31 PM (A2Uq6)

180 168
Tatziki sauce is cucumber juice, yogurt, lemon, salt, cream of some young guy, and some olive oil. Very tasty stuff, and surprisingly easy to make

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

Yeack!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

181 Obligatory for a Kristol post:

🚢 ⛴ 🚢 ⛴ 🚢

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (ctuyM)

182 i hope to see this asshole on tv with safety pins holding his grease
stained suit jacket closed and, mainlining sterno. green teeth, matted
hair, the works. fuck him sideways in the ass with a rusted out 95 ford
taurus.

That's poetry right there. My eyes welled up, it was so beautiful.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (fD23g)

183 The way I figure it, the French must've stolen all the Welshmen's vowels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:30 PM (A2Uq6)

And then they don't even pronounce half of them. Conspicuous linguistic consumption. The French look to ruin everything. It's what makes them happy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (iOOm2)

184

Dessert was trifle and spotted dick...

Then they lit up a fag.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (HaL55)

185 Across the pond it's "salad cream."

Gentleman's Relish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (6teKQ)

186 Yeack!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

Are you, like, Dutch?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (T71PA)

187 Whenever The President tweets I imagine Captain Cuckles making the same face as Ravenga in the Scarface migrant camp shank scene when the others starts yelling, Libertas!

Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (O9JR8)

188 I'm glad we pick important fights to fight.

Kavanaugh sides with Roberts and the other SC leftists to continue funding Planned Parenthood.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycnm3ulc

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (kOpft)

189 Lynyrd Skynyrd, just like it's spelled.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (RuIsu)

190 http://bit.ly/2ljgsyS
=====
Black Label Society and The Temptations - "Suicide Confusion" - YouTube Mashup

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (BqBId)

191 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Cheer up. The drought will end. France will probably get back to normal soon and lose a war or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (A2Uq6)

192 After eating it - or trying to, at any rate - I thought we should declare WAR on the Brits for that calumny. It was awful.

I believe that was one of the three major causes of the War of 1812, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (fD23g)

193 I dunno. How many times did Bush or Obama call them heroes? Was Kristol too busy watching reruns of "Cuck: The Awakening"?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:34 PM (QBLt5)

194 Seriously the guy is starting to seem lke a parody, like someone took over the Kristol account and is working to make him seem as stupid and wrong as possible.

And that slouched smirky avatar, he's trying to pull the Buckley pose and just looks like a jackass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)

195
I'm Jewish now, by the way. So no more criticism. ✡

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (jYje5)

196 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

I miss "freedom fries."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

197 And then they don't even pronounce half of them. Conspicuous linguistic consumption. The French look to ruin everything. It's what makes them happy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (iOOm2)

One thing I like about German: it's totally phonetic. If it's there, you pronounce it, and the same way every time. If you pronounce it, it's there.

I imagine that they don't even bother will spelling tests in Germany. Can anyone confirm, or deny?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (A2Uq6)

198 SOME people just aren't cut out for Booshwood!

Posted by: Judge Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (koNhm)

199 Across the pond it's "salad cream."

Gentleman's Relish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (6teKQ)

I always wondered where the phrase, tossing ones salad originated.

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

200

Those Arby gyros are a good waste of horsemeat.

Neigh, my good Moron. They're delicious.

What? Y'all knew that was coming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (HaL55)

201 "Kavanaugh sides with Roberts and the other SC leftists to continue funding Planned Parenthood.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycnm3ulc

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (kOpft) "

That's impossible. Very serious people told me Kavanaugh was going to make abortion illegal in all 50 states and turn women into permanent second class citizens.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)

202 I seriously think Kristol is mentally unstable.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (QBLt5)

203 I miss "freedom fries."

with mayonnaise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (6teKQ)

204 200

Those Arby gyros are a good waste of horsemeat.

Neigh, my good Moron. They're delicious.

What? Y'all knew that was coming.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (HaL55)

You're just trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

205 Mr. Kristol: I knew William F. Buckley. William F. Buckley was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no William F. Buckley.

(The nice thing is that I can also say that to an awful lot of people at the National Review, too.)

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (fD23g)

206 Kristol is no longer interested in destroying his reputation; he's now trying to make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (qC1Sy)

207 Someone seems off his oats.

Posted by: Arby's PR Dept at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (koNhm)

208 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (w7KSn)

209 I'm Jewish now, by the way. So no more criticism.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (jYje5)

---------

Proof you're not really Jewish: you seem to believe that being Jewish would mean you'd get less criticism from Jews.

Au contraire, mon soeur.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

210 Bill Kristol
@BillKristol
Nick Ayers doesn't need more money, doesn't need to return to Georgia, and hasn't suddenly developed moral scruples about associating with Trump. There's only one reason he avoids taking WH chief of staff and suddenly leaves as VP chief of staff: He's fleeing the Trump ship

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (BqBId)

211 185 Across the pond it's "salad cream."

Tossed-salad cream?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (QZGEv)

212 I seriously think Kristol is mentally unstable.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (QBLt5)

He needs a gyro in his brain!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (iOOm2)

213 192 After eating it - or trying to, at any rate - I thought we should declare WAR on the Brits for that calumny. It was awful.

I believe that was one of the three major causes of the War of 1812, as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (fD23g)

+++

I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

214 Kristol isn't good enough to lick the sand from a Marine's combat boots.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (T09ml)

215 Tatziki sauce is cucumber juice, yogurt, lemon, salt, and some olive oil. Very tasty stuff, and surprisingly easy to make
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And made properly, I'd cut for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (W4LFA)

216 The Fifth Fleet has standards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 05:25 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Seventh Fleet at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

217 203
I miss "freedom fries."

with mayonnaise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (6teKQ)

It's pronounced malaise.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (t6MX/)

218 "Kavanaugh sides with Roberts and the other SC leftists to continue funding Planned Parenthood.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycnm3ulc

Posted by: Methos at December 10, 2018 05:33 PM (kOpft) "

That's impossible. Very serious people told me Kavanaugh was going to make abortion illegal in all 50 states and turn women into permanent second class citizens.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)
======
WRONG, MIGHT WANNA READ THE DECISION

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (BqBId)

219 Way off topic, but I saw some Mooselimb guy out in the yard doing prayers at the unit next to mine while I was leaving to go run an errand. I really wanted to stop and tell him he was bowing North. *snort*

Posted by: Old Blue at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (gEvQ8)

220 Greek homos stole our lamb sandwiches!
Posted by: Al Sharpton

Some news: Beto O'Rourke and Rev. Al Sharpton spoke late last week, a key milepost for anyone considering a run in the 2020 primary.

-
He may as well start picking out new curtains for the White House now.

Posted by: William at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

221 You know who is going to be rich some day?

The therapist that lands Bill Kristol as a client.

Posted by: shibumi at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (fUnZ7)

222
Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

-------------------------------------

On the real though, you haven't lived until you've had eggs and cheesy beans on toast.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (uEbPt)

223 Someone seems off his oats.
Posted by: Arby's PR Dept at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (koNhm)

Marezee dotes
and dozee dotes
and liddle lambs zeedivey
a kiddle dee divey too
wouldn't you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (T71PA)

224 " Seriously the guy is starting to seem lke a parody, like someone took over the Kristol account and is working to make him seem as stupid and wrong as possible.

And that slouched smirky avatar, he's trying to pull the Buckley pose and just looks like a jackass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+) "

You'd think so, but some people are just savants and being stupid and wrong.

You're right about the Buckley pose - it worked for Buckley, but it makes Kristol look like the kind of slimy pompous faggot that Buckley would have threatened to punch in the mouth.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (oZ6kz)

225 I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity
dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they
appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

Blood sausage!

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

226 occasional kotex says we can slow down global warming by cooling down the sun. we just have to go at night when it's turned off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (KP5rU)

227 Bill Kristol

@BillKristol

Nick Ayers doesn't need more money, doesn't need to return to
Georgia, and hasn't suddenly developed moral scruples about associating
with Trump. There's only one reason he avoids taking WH chief of staff
and suddenly leaves as VP chief of staff: He's fleeing the Trump ship

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (BqBId)

So being at home with his wife and triplet babies has nothing to do with his decision, right?

Cap'n Bill, proving with every tweet that liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

228 You're just trying to stirrup trouble.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)
We really need to rein in this kind of commenting!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (f3oO4)

229 204 200

Those Arby gyros are a good waste of horsemeat.

Why do you think Arby's calls it 'Horsey Sauce'?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (QZGEv)

230 I would kill for a decent gyro right now. One made by Greeks, not three foot high little people from South America.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (QBLt5)

231

How to pronounce those?

Peanut knows how. "Jef-fa-fa."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (HaL55)

232 216 Seventh Fleet

You never met a CBDR that you did not fall for. You're cheap and tawdry compared with the 5th Fleet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (hyuyC)

233 "Did something?"

I'm intrigued, go on.

I have my Don Lemon interview axe handle...
Tanned, rested and ready, as they say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

234 "Why do you think Arby's calls it 'Horsey Sauce'?"

They renamed it "giidyup sauce".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (QBLt5)

235 226 occasional kotex says we can slow down global warming by cooling down the sun. we just have to go at night when it's turned off.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (KP5rU)
--------------

I rate this as: mostly true and likely to be said by Ms. Kortex.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

236 229 204 200

Those Arby gyros are a good waste of horsemeat.

Why do you think Arby's calls it 'Horsey Sauce'?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (QZGEv)

Because they get it from the breeder.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

237 Trump can't call them heroes. Only I can call them heroes.
And they're not heroes.

Posted by: Capt. Bill at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (jWe5r)

238 I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

Gotta eat as much as you possibly can before your toofs go bad.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (QZGEv)

239 208 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (w7KSn)

Can't think of one offhand, but German is a synthetic language (as opposed to analytical), so rather than invent a new word for something they typically just juxtapose two existing words (my favorite: Handschuh for glove).

So a word with three consecutive f's would be pronounced as though it were two words, ---ff f----.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (A2Uq6)

240 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (w7KSn)

Fffffffffuck.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:41 PM (T71PA)

241 Kristol is not operating in good faith, so there is no requirement to reply to his drivel in good faith.

A simple "Fuck off, Stubing" shall suffice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:41 PM (Ct55T)

242 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?

The key is knowing where the word breaks are in the compound words.

Like Donaudampfschifffahrtseekapitänsmütze.

You break between Schiff and Fahrt.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 05:41 PM (fuK7c)

243 222
Never and I mean *NEVER* eat English food.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

-------------------------------------

On the real though, you haven't lived until you've had eggs and cheesy beans on toast.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (uEbPt)

When in England, eat breakfast three meals a day and you'll be just fine.

Otherwise, well, I hope you like your food boiled and tasteless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (bcbK8)

244 Kristol tweets from the lifeboat as the cruise ship goes under. that's elite af

Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (nFwvY)

245 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (w7KSn)

A decent amount of spitting is involved.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (iOOm2)

246 The only real heroes are those servicing my wife while I watch from the corner.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (3I7wr)

247 don't brits eat a lot of "creamed" corn and other disgusting shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (KP5rU)

248 I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity
dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they
appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

IIRC, one of the worst places for obesity is Scotland. Which is hard to figure when you see what they eat. My dog would turn up his nose at half of it, and he licks his ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (A2Uq6)

249 Fffffffffuck.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 05:41 PM (T71PA)

Not this again.

Posted by: Kavanaugh at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

250 Donaudampfschifffahrtseekapitänsmütze

Means "dry cleaner."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

251 196 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
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Whew. For a second there, I thought he said "40 years of mayonnaise".

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (G0vdT)

252

There's only one reason he avoids taking WH chief of staff and suddenly leaves as VP chief of staff: He's fleeing the Trump ship

Now he's Miss Cleo? That guy has issues, and I'm not talking old National Geographics, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (HaL55)

253 Kristol's pic always looks like he has a finger gun pointed at his head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

254 (my favorite: Handschuh for glove).

??

I thought it was 'sochpuppet'?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (QZGEv)

255 234 "Why do you think Arby's calls it 'Horsey Sauce'?"

They renamed it "giidyup sauce".
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:40 PM (QBLt5)

Colt batter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (Ct55T)

256 don't brits eat a lot of "creamed" corn and other disgusting shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (KP5rU)

I used to hate creamed corn as a kid but I really like it, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (iOOm2)

257 A decent amount of spitting is involved.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (iOOm2)

Germans say Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat disease.

As if they can talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (A2Uq6)

258 I have at least 50 sources proving that those 3 f's are pronounced finger fuck forget.You've boofed your last devil's triangle, Judge Rapey.

Posted by: Mikey Avenatti - will litigate for food at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)

259 I've been laughing so hard I'm a little, well, equine.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (RuIsu)

260 256 don't brits eat a lot of "creamed" corn and other disgusting shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (KP5rU)

I used to hate creamed corn as a kid but I really like it, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (iOOm2)

Good God. All creamed vegetables are disgusting, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (A2Uq6)

261 You break between Schiff and Fahrt.

Somehow, that explains the malfunction of the Congressman from Glendale.

That's a dandy word; I was always partial to Trockenbeerenauslese.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (fD23g)

262 182 i hope to see this asshole on tv with safety pins holding his grease
stained suit jacket closed and, mainlining sterno. green teeth, matted
hair, the works. fuck him sideways in the ass with a rusted out 95 ford
taurus.

That's poetry right there. My eyes welled up, it was so beautiful.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:32 PM (fD23g)

Some artists work in oils...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

263 196 #BREAKING French President Emmanuel Macron says protests stem from "40 years of malaise"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

Um, before I'm blamed for stealing someone's post, I didn't post that. Just commented on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

264 You haven't lived until you eat eels by the Thames after a pub crawl.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (QBLt5)

265 Donaudampfschifffahrtseekapitänsmütze
-----
Uh.
Danube-something-ship -going-sea-captain-hat?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (tfbws)

266 Blood sausage!
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

+++
Yes. And, although many state that the joke is that they boil everything into submission, I think they are very fond of their "fry ups", which includes the blood sausage, eggs, potatoes, and then their toast.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (rE1pK)

267 Pardon, aurais-tu un Poupon Gris?

Posted by: M. le Macron at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (ctuyM)

268 Whew. For a second there, I thought he said "40 years of mayonnaise".

No, he said '40-year mayonnaise', like a 1978 Chateau de Hellman's.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (QZGEv)

269 How do you say kiss my ass in Dutch?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (dUJdY)

270 Germans say Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat disease.

As if they can talk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (A2Uq6)

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My German professor in college called Dutch and Yiddish "German Ebonics."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

271 245 Some German words have 3 consecutive letter f in them.

How to pronounce those?

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 05:36 PM (w7KSn)

A decent amount of spitting is involved.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (iOOm2)

It's a beautiful language. Perfect for heavy metal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

272 Germans say Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat disease.

As if they can talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (A2Uq6)

Neither of them hold a candle to semitic languages in that department.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (iOOm2)

273 Roberts is definitely the new Kennedy. No idea what Kavanaugh is but it's not looking great.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (uEbPt)

274 I've noticed that it is never the dumb shit that our supposed elites do all their public lives, but it is always us proles. We never have the intelligence to appreciate those elites and the super dumb shit they have done all their lives.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (pw+jk)

275 You haven't lived until you eat eels by the Thames after a pub crawl.

They escaped from my hovercraft.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (6teKQ)

276 Way off topic, but I saw some Mooselimb guy out in the yard doing prayers at the unit next to mine while I was leaving to go run an errand. I really wanted to stop and tell him he was bowing North. *snort*

Posted by: Old Blue at December 10, 2018 05:38 PM

I've decided that my newly discovered Jewish ancestors would have politely informed him of his un-orientation. ✡

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (jYje5)

277 264 You haven't lived until you eat eels by the Thames after a pub crawl.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (QBLt5)

+++

There is no way in hell that is ever going to happen.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (rE1pK)

278 260; jay, this is a known, known. the cream is there to coverup the fact the vegetables were fucked during the canning process.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

279 250 Donaudampfschifffahrtseekapitansmutze

Means "dry cleaner."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

Close.

But now you know why they probably will never put guys' names on the backs of their jerseys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (A2Uq6)

280 Welp, off to the annual Christmas dinner with the girls. Or "grllz" in a couple of cases.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

281 248 I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity
dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they
appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

IIRC, one of the worst places for obesity is Scotland. Which is hard to figure when you see what they eat. My dog would turn up his nose at half of it, and he licks his ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:42 PM (A2Uq6)

Scotland is obese and sick for the same reasons that inner-city Americans are obese and sick:

None of them work, all food is provided gratis by an outside agent, and there's not a damned thing to eat anywhere but instant microwavable dreck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (Ct55T)

282 i hope he reads this.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (TtDTY)

283
There is literally nothing Trump could say or do that would not draw criticism from some.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (BXMxN)

Trump: "I resign."

Colombo's Cabin Boy Billy K: "QUITTER!!!!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (eXA4G)

284 Good God. All creamed vegetables are disgusting, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (A2Uq6)

You have obviously never had a good creamed ficus.

Posted by: Weinstein at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (QZGEv)

285 To be fair, Arby's takes the meat from where the horse was whipped, so it's tender with slight notes of leather.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (QBLt5)

286 277 264 You haven't lived until you eat eels by the Thames after a pub crawl.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (QBLt5)

+++

There is no way in hell that is ever going to happen.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (rE1pK)

I've eaten paddy eels in China. Actually became quite fond of them in fact. (Just like mom used to make? Uh ... no, but tasty nonetheless.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (A2Uq6)

287 One word about food in Great Britain:

Fish And Chips

Especially from the chippy down the street from my sister-in-law's place in Glasgow.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (T09ml)

288 Some artists work in oils...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK

And some of those artists make a damn good malaise.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (uEbPt)

289 I guessing Kristol has never been to a football game.
=======

I have so! If you count sitting in the locker room, wearing a sign that says "Cum Dump 4 U."

Posted by: Bill K. at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (//voU)

290 So being at home with his wife and triplet babies has nothing to do with his decision, right?

Cap'n Bill, proving with every tweet that liberalism is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

Triplets???? Lordy..

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

291 Also people in the UK consume a lot of empty liquid calories....booze.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (BXMxN)

292 The malaise is RAW!!!!

Posted by: Gordon Ramsey at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

293 Scotland is obese and sick for the same reasons that inner-city Americans are obese and sick:

None of them work, all food is provided gratis by an outside agent, and there's not a damned thing to eat anywhere but instant microwavable dreck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (Ct55T)

The lousy weather doesn't help, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (A2Uq6)

294 282
i hope he reads this.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (TtDTY)

I hope he chokes on his wife's latest donor's Tzatziki.

Posted by: Kavanaugh at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (t6MX/)

295 There is literally nothing Trump could say or do that would not draw criticism from some.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:03 PM (BXMxN)

++++++++++++++++++++

President Trump walks on water.

Bill Kristol: Trump can't swim.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (T09ml)

296 Especially from the chippy down the street from my sister-in-law's place in Glasgow.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (T09ml)

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Of all the accents in the English speaking world, Glaswegians are the most incomprehensible. I can understand gullah more easily.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

297 291 Also people in the UK consume a lot of empty liquid calories....booze.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:48 PM (BXMxN)

As I get older and put on weight easier, every meal out is a decision: food calories or booze calories..

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

298 UK comfort food is usually tasty enough - fish and chips, scotch egg, colcannon, shepherd's pie.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (oZ6kz)

299 Late to the thread and someone has probably said it, but....

I was so happy to see/hear the wonderful reception that Trump got at the A-N game.
I wasn't surprised that he was well received but I was surprised at how the TV peeps at the game didn't spoil it and how they just set politics aside for once.

I am getting soooo sick of the constant Trump bashing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Rxduq)

300 i hope he reads this.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (TtDTY)

He only reads the little notes mommy puts in his lunch pail.

Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

301 In German restaurants, you pick out your live eel from a tank and the waiter conks it on the head with a wooden cudgel before carrying it off to the kitchen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (6teKQ)

302 272 Germans say Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat disease.

As if they can talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (A2Uq6)

Neither of them hold a candle to semitic languages in that department.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (iOOm2)

"I'm not sure, he's either winding up his peroration, or about to hock up a loogie."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:50 PM (A2Uq6)

303 When your across the pond and eating in a restaurant. Look around, everyone has their knife in the right hand and the fork, well, you get the idea. I just didn't fit in I guess.

Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 05:50 PM (4+twt)

304 Please PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEASE buy my magazine!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (sf1AO)

305 There is literally nothing Trump could say or do that would not draw criticism from some.
Posted by: steevy

Trump could shoot someone on 5th Ave without losing me.

#WarBitchez.
#WeDidn'tStartTheFire

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (W4LFA)

306 I hate you fuckers. I'm dying here.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (QBLt5)

307 That's a dandy word; I was always partial to Trockenbeerenauslese.

I typed too fast. I left out Linie.

Donaudampfschifffahrtslinieseekaptitänsmütze.

The sea captain's cap of a guy what runs tours on a steamship line on the Danube.

Trockenbeerenauslese is pretty good, too. It's dry berry "reading out" (?); transliteration doesn't work.

You leave the grapes on the vine until they're well past ripe. If you get them in before the frost the sweetness is really concentrated. The Auslese is the selection process to get only the sweetest rotten grapes to make the dessert wine from.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (fuK7c)

308 He only reads the little notes mommy puts in his lunch pail.
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Are we talking about Macron now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (A2Uq6)

309 MY sister, who is now a British citizen and has lived there since the late 80's weighs about 120 lbs and is 5.5 / She walks two big dogs about five miles a day. MyY BIL who used to be professional soccer player has always been pretty trim. He rides a bike 10 miles a day which is great because he's 75 years old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)

310 China is threatening Canada over the Huawei CEO arrest..wonder if Trudeau will blink.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

311 Twitter flirty fight du jour: 'Polo collars. To pop or not to pop?'

Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (3o++7)

312 Good boy.
Now sit , Billy, SIT.

Now beg

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (LL1Be)

313 As I get older and put on weight easier, every meal out is a decision: food calories or booze calories..
Posted by: IC

In true Moron fashion: Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (W4LFA)

314 Of all the accents in the English speaking world, Glaswegians are the most incomprehensible. I can understand gullah more easily.

++++++++++++++++

45 years in the US and my wife has never lost her Glaswegian accent.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (T09ml)

315 How do you say kiss my ass in Dutch?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (dUJdY)

According to google: kus mijn kont

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

316 In German restaurants, you pick out your live eel from a tank and the waiter conks it on the head with a wooden cudgel before carrying it off to the kitchen.

-
Well, how else are you going to eat eel?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)

317 310
China is threatening Canada over the Huawei CEO arrest..wonder if Trudeau will blink.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:52 PM (a0IVu)

He might dislocate an eyebrow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (t6MX/)

318 Bnobody said everybody in the UK is fat Fen.Though UK assholes I have deLt with online seem to think every American is along with us dying in the streets without socialized medicine...

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)

319 Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!

Posted by: Morons Cymreig at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (ctuyM)

320
Germans say Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat disease.

As if they can talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:43 PM (A2Uq6)

Neither of them hold a candle to semitic languages in that department.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (iOOm2)

When I was taking Arabic in college, one wag in the class quipped that he practiced his pronunciation by imitating his girlfriend's cat as it hocked up a hairball.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 05:54 PM (eXA4G)

321 He might dislocate an eyebrow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (t6MX/)

LMAO. It might run off..

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 05:54 PM (a0IVu)

322 He might dislocate an eyebrow.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (t6MX/)
-------------------

I knew there was an eyebrow joke in there somewhere but I just couldn't find it.

Well done, sir!

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 05:54 PM (qC1Sy)

323 316
Yes, ever tried to eat a live eel?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 10, 2018 05:55 PM (f3oO4)

324 Get on a bus in Scotland...You would be lucky if you had any idea what the bus driver just told you...

Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 05:55 PM (4+twt)

325
Malice? Put a sweater on and turn down the thermostat. Watch for rabbits.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at December 10, 2018 05:55 PM (jYje5)

326 323 The Japanese probably do...

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:55 PM (BXMxN)

327 He only reads the little notes mommy puts in his lunch pail.
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

- "I'm just sayin', maybe share some of this with your 'friends'. Tubby."

- "You'll have to find some other kid's house to stay over at tonight. One of your 'Uncle' is coming over, again. And we both hate you."

- "You're fat."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:55 PM (Ct55T)

328 Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)

Somebody said they were fatter than Americans. I don't know how you judge that because it's a much smaller populations. My sister and I avoid politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

329 315
How do you say kiss my ass in Dutch?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM (dUJdY)

According to google: kus mijn kont

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

Related. If you are a fan of knives, Check out Dutch Bushcraft Knives on youtube. Lot's of hilarity. They could be morons.

Here's a sample.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXVF_EWl-Q

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:56 PM (t6MX/)

330 I believe the Brits are a bit worse in the obesity
dept. than us. They must have some good things to eat because they
appear to eat a lot of it, whatever it is.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:37 PM (rE1pK)

No. They have NOTHING in Great Britain that's good to eat. Two words...kidney pie.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 10, 2018 05:56 PM (2shuf)

331 I've eaten paddy eels in China. Actually became quite fond of them in fact. (Just like mom used to make? Uh ... no, but tasty nonetheless.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 05:47 PM (A2Uq6)

+++

All I know about eels, or the lampreys here in the N.W. is that they will attach themselves to the salmon, who are trying desperately to master the locks and waterfalls to get upriver. I believe they not only hitch a ride but suck the blood out of their hosts as they do so.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM (rE1pK)

332 Sadly, there is little you can trust today. Hard on the heels of the revelation that The Swedish Bikini Team is comprised of American models, it turns out that the American version of Grey Poupon is made with Canadian mustard seeds.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

333 281---None of them work, all food is provided gratis by an outside agent, and there's not a damned thing to eat anywhere but instant microwavable dreck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 05:46 PM (Ct55T)
--------------------------
Oh, there's plenty of decent stuff to eat.
But it would require a bit of forethought and work.

Theodore Dalrymple points out that welfare-class Hindus, unlike their Muslim and native Brit counterparts, actually shop for basic ingredients and cook real meals!

(Okay, he also points out that Hindus are less likely to be permanently on welfare to begin with, but........Gee, maybe there's a connection there. )

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 05:58 PM (Rxduq)

334 319 Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!
Posted by: Morons Cymreig at December 10, 2018 05:53 PM (ctuyM)

Howard Jones is right!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

335 I believe they not only hitch a ride but suck the blood out of their hosts as they do so.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM (rE1pK)

So, socialists?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (t6MX/)

336 I believe they not only hitch a ride but suck the blood out of their hosts as they do so.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM

Would you happen to have more information regarding this?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Wm. Kristol at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (ctuyM)

337 I lived in the UK. Every week I would shop for food at the Portobello Road market. It really wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (QBLt5)

338
No. They have NOTHING in Great Britain that's good to eat. Two words...kidney pie.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 10, 2018 05:56 PM (2shuf)

+++

I can't see myself eating kidney pie either under any circumstance.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (rE1pK)

339 Studies have shown that the softer Scottish Lowland Burr is the most trusted accent in English. That's why there are so many financial help desk operations in Edinburgh.

The harsh Highland accent on the other hand comes across and untrustworthy sheepstealers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (6teKQ)

340 "Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!

Posted by: Morons Cymreig"

Is that a comment, or an eye chart?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (fD23g)

341 The troops don't reach Hero status until they are dead.

Posted by: Bill Krystil at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (upzye)

342 I believe they not only hitch a ride but suck the blood out of their hosts as they do so.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM (rE1pK)

But enough about my ex-wife...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

343
I lived in the UK. Every week I would shop for food at the Portobello Road market. It really wasn't that bad.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (QBLt5)

Ohhh, pipe down. Don't ruin a good old-fashioned Limey-bashing party.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

344 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (sf1AO)

345 Somebody said they were fatter than Americans. I don't know how you judge that because it's a much smaller populations. My sister and I avoid politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

That was me. I'd read that somewhere; I have no idea how it was determined. But apparently, by whatever measure is used, Mexico is now the fattest country.

Which is easy to believe, judging by the recent arrivals here in SoCal. The men are trim - heavy manual labor will do that for you - but the women and kids commonly have a serious obesity problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (A2Uq6)

346 As long a Grey Poupon has a bikini team, I don't care where the seeds come from.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 06:01 PM (RuIsu)

347 343
I lived in the UK. Every week I would shop for food at the Portobello Road market. It really wasn't that bad.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (QBLt5)

Ohhh, pipe down. Don't ruin a good old-fashioned Limey-bashing party.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

There ain't no party like a Limey-bashing party
'Cause the Limey-bashing party don't stop!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

348 NOOD. Comey Is A Lying Sack Of Shit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 06:01 PM (fD23g)

349 Nood.

A real reporterette dissects Comey. Okay, not really, just his testimony.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 06:01 PM (qC1Sy)

350
The ships are closing in on Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 10, 2018 06:02 PM (eC1xx)

351 332 Sadly, there is little you can trust today. Hard on the heels of the revelation that The Swedish Bikini Team is comprised of American models, it turns out that the American version of Grey Poupon is made with Canadian mustard seeds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

I've got another one for you: wasabi here is made from English mustard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 06:02 PM (A2Uq6)

352 All I know about eels, or the lampreys here in the N.W. is that they will attach themselves to the salmon, who are trying desperately to master the locks and waterfalls to get upriver. I believe they not only hitch a ride but suck the blood out of their hosts as they do so.

Lampreys ain't eels, nor are hagfish. They're just long snake-like fish.

The American Eel is the only North American catadromous fish.

Anadromous fish are those which spawn in fresh water but live in salt, like salmon, many herring, and striped bass. The American Eel spawns in the Sargasso Sea and returns to freshwater streams to live.

Catadromous. Learn it. Use it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

353 is cucumber juice,

Avoid cucumber,
Acquire currency.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2018 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

354 How do you say kiss my ass in Dutch?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 05:45 PM

Where have you gone
Banana Splits Guy?
A comment section turns
it's lonely eyes to you ...
Woo woo woo*

(*Note: the last line has been translated into Dutch)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 06:02 PM (ctuyM)

355 Contra Kristol, there were real heroes there, for those with the eyes to see.

This year is the 50th anniversary of my late father's graduation from West Point, where he played football. After West Point, he served in Vietnam.

I am convinced he was on that field on Saturday, helping out his beloved Golden Knights.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at December 10, 2018 06:03 PM (/umGD)

356 N ood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

357 You know, for someone who did his level best to create a lot of dead heroes, you sure don't like giving them their due.

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100% true. Our heroes are there to fight and defend the United States and its national interests, not for some half baked globalist utopia that will please the "expert" bureaucratic class, international institutions, etc.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 10, 2018 06:07 PM (MuTTO)

358 The harsh Highland accent on the other hand comes across and untrustworthy sheepstealers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM

Och, laddie, tis nae juist stealing thay dae tae thaim.

Posted by: A True Scotsman at December 10, 2018 06:07 PM (ctuyM)

359 I can't see myself eating kidney pie either under any circumstance.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 05:59 PM (rE1pK)

Now, the British make some damn fine cheese. There was a cheese shop in the base exchange where I was stationed...oh my, the Red Leicester and cheddar were just amazing...

Posted by: antisocialist at December 10, 2018 06:07 PM (2shuf)

360 Pub crawl, eels, curry, blood sausage breakfast. Think dysentery and the worst headache ever. I wanted somebody to shoot me

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 06:13 PM (QBLt5)

361 Uh-oh....Grampa shit his pants again

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 10, 2018 06:41 PM (h1jJh)

362 4 >>I am not a big fan of Gyros.

Its pronounced gyros.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
Winner.

Posted by: rayj at December 10, 2018 08:06 PM (pI/IV)

363 I am sorry, but the cuckservative schmucks who spew irrational hero worship of the late John McCain because he was a Vietnam POW use that to shield him from any criticism of the man for anything else he did - or may have done - are intellectually bankrupt. McCain deserves accolades for his military service. But would his military service excuse him from condemnation had he ever committed a crime later in life? It is absolutely fair to criticise someone - even a veteran - for doing something wrong.

Kristol reveals his own pathetic and disreputable character with his immature, knee jerk condemnation of everything President Trump does or says, regardless of the validity of his childish rants.

Posted by: Pete at December 10, 2018 08:43 PM (MUXbK)

364 President Bone Spurs loves heroes, the real ones not the kind that surrendered like McCain

Posted by: Yes at December 10, 2018 09:33 PM (vyP33)

365 And Ace was a big fan box of the iraqand Afghanistan invasions

Posted by: Yes at December 10, 2018 09:35 PM (vyP33)

366 Is J J , Thomas??

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2018 01:21 AM (wMHPW)

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