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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
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J.J. Sefton:
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The Telegraph: This Christmas, Why Not Give Your Wife the Gift of Cuckery?
Why men should give their wives permission for infidelity this Christmas https://t.co/n2kAVRfj89
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) December 7, 2018
When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a 'cheat pass' this Christmas, he understandably had some questions. "How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion?" he wondered.I think by asking "How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion?" he just gave her, implicitly, a cheat pass, for being such a homo.
(We were talking in the abstract, of course...Of course you were, darling.
...and I deemed it safer to treat this as rhetorical.)Safer to treat it as rhetorical. Which implies it could be treated another way.
I assured him that yes, it was all very unfeasible, and concluded he'll more likely gift me jewellery.In other words, it's feasible.
But Wednesday Martin, whose latest book Untrue explores "why nearly everything we believe about women and lust and infidelity" is wrong, is not being flippant. "We now know long-term relationships are harder on female desire than they are on male desire," she says.Wednesday Martin is the freak who just called for women to go on a "sex strike" unless Democrats won the midterms. She also argues that it's not men who crave sexual novelty, but women:
They have learned that the overfamiliarity with a spouse and the institutionalization of the relationship that accompany companionate domesticity actually dampen female desire in ways they don't male desire -- suggesting long-term, monogamous relationships may actually be harder for women than for men.
Anthropologist Meredith Small has noted that the single most documented preference across species of female primates is ... a taste for sexual novelty. Canadian researchers found that straight women's bodies respond to a greater range of sexual stimuli than heterosexual men's, calling into question the easy presumption that it is men who have wide and varied sexual menus. Other research and experts like Esther Perel tell us of female study participants and patients who find the security and comfort of their marriages -- the very things we are taught women crave -- to be anaphrodisiacs that blunt their lust. It is women, not just men, and women perhaps even more than men, who pine for sexual adventure. Without it, many of us find our libidos wither. And then we may resign ourselves to serving what we think others deserve, rather than feeling entitled to get ours and get off.
Crazy in the head, also crazy in print
— JankyDisplay (@JankyDisplay) December 7, 2018
A friend tells me that's a meme from Finding Neverland. These kids and their sock-hops and soda-jerks.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cuckshed Construction Co. at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (SMLE9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: GregV61 at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (FLpne)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (vnIr/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (fD23g)
Give permission???? My... how cis normatively oriented in the Patriarchy, arent we???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)
Rocket Pop in the Ass.
That's why the Good Humor guy is always smiling. He knows.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:02 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 01:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:02 PM (h5Df3)
And isn't this push toward cuckery basically the push toward polygamy we all knew was coming, with a saucy new anti-male bias built in?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:02 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: BignJames at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (cxHbL)
Societies which are obviously sexual degenerate are going to have real trouble maintaining discipline in their integrated armed forces. The USA, for example, suffers deeply from this despite a relatively small number of women and sex weirdoes.
Posted by: trev006 at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (qqEFK)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (tDk60)
*OK, now I have to check if she's one of the few who isn't divorced, never married, etc...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)
Like a kid bullied for supposedly eating paste decides, hey, I am now Gluemaster J, Paste Connoseur and dresses in a glue-themed costume.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (84QUd)
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Read that as "Pop-Rocks in the ass" the first time around.
**taps chin**
Either/or, I guess.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (hg0Tw)
Otherwise, this thread is feeling very... centered.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (DodRu)
Gormless!*
That's about all I had for this thread. I recognized that it was from Finding Neverland.
*(I promised myself I'd use the word gormless the other day. It totally doesn't fit here and I've misused it, but I have now used it).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (q00NO)
You've gotta believe her - she's a SCIENTIST.
If you consider anthropologists to be scientists.
Which I don't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)
+++++++++
In theory, it probably does. In reality, it won't work that way because while men in general find like 80% of women attractive, women in general find about 20% of men attractive. They can give that pass out because it can't really be used but that's not their problem - it's all equal of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (ZqRa6)
That's because you're married to a low-T soiboi, honey.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (ftLC8)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Hi8cV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Kge8X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (2LelM)
The husband doesn't need permission. He just needs a cover story.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (fuK7c)
When a wife suggests this, she's already got a candidate picked out. Or candidates.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (fD23g)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (5+B0f)
A Flower only blooms once, Scrunt.
You had your chance. You missed it.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (tDk60)
This was right around the same outlets like the New Yorker, Atlantic and Slate were running wonderful articles about cuckholding being the 'thinking man's fetish' and how wonderful it was sit in your cuckshed while your wife banged other dudes.
Really makes you think.
Posted by: El Kabong at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (datdl)
That's because this is what the proverbial "we", want.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
women "we should let swarthy invaders with low standards in because charity"
cuck men "sure, honey" (also most of Western Society)
based men "fuck no, that's why we have borders, if you want to be slapped by arabs, then move to the Saudi Empimre"
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
Which in no way supports their assertion that monogamy is harder on women than men.If it can be proven that women have more than '1', and men have more than '1' minus some other number, it still means that men wanna wander and bang like bunnies.
What utter slop.
Add to that the awkward matter that women are more prone to contracting an STD, AND it's often harder to identify, diagnose and successfully treat, it makes Montezuma's revenge somewhat paltry.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Steve_Slonky at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (pjqrX)
Ace, are you working out some childhood issues with all this perverted sex news?
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (XKZwp)
Sure sex loses its novelty after a couple years. But there are other considerations and "payoffs" that accrue in a longterm association. This is just another piece of slop thrown into the Defining Deviancy Down pig trough.
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (DJFLF)
That's because this is what the proverbial "we", want.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
Mrs. Macron, is that you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (hZMnF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (5+B0f)
++++++++
British Government: "We will hand this decision to the people through a referendum, and will abide by the decision whether it is to leave or to remain."
:: Referendum is held ::
The People: "We have decided to leave."
British Government: "Psych!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (yQpMk)
The joke is that a newly married couple is talking, and decide that each can get one "cheat person," someone who doesn't count re: infidelity.
The wife decides on George Clooney. (Or some other A-lister, whatever.)
The husband decides on the hot chick across the street.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (Boy/L)
Of course not. The whole point of this is to hurt men.
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops Tweets at December 10, 2018 01:08 PM (OP8AA)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 10, 2018 01:08 PM (lwiT4)
Because this will of course get more Democrats elected. Who could disagree with debauchery and destroying the traditional family?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:08 PM (VpIIl)
Next up: why picking bugs out of your partner's fur is where it's at!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
And then the media started actually encouraging husbands actually let their wives fuck other men. But of course it's never encouraged the other way around with husbands getting this pass. Because this is all about demasculating men.
The fact that there are real "families" out there that engage in this turns my stomach. I don't care if everyone that's involved is on board, it's disgusting.
Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (so+oy)
When a wife suggests this, she's already got a candidate picked out. Or candidates.
Posted by: Qoheleth
And then I said, "well little lady, when are you passing me a pass to make some pass at some lass?
it was then that i saw a knife, with a piece of paper impaled upon it, hurtling toward m............"
Posted by: And he died at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: John Cougar Mellencamp at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (5+B0f)
The British global elite are trying to figure out how to reverse the Brexit vote without getting Macaroned.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)
First, because the "woman" looks like a mannequin, and second, because the guy looks like a skinny cock-curious soy boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
And, I like how it doesn't cut both ways - only the wife should be given a pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Anthropologist Meredith Small has noted that the single most documented
preference across species of female primates is ... a taste for sexual
novelty.
Soooo, they're projecting wild monkey secks onto humans?
I may have spotted a flaw in their studies...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (HaL55)
step 2: start banging your 21 year old receptionist.
step 3: profit!
order of steps may not always be the same
Posted by: Rick in SK at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (tDk60)
This marriage is going to do fine, just fine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)
Actually, I know a couple in a so-called "open marriage". Wifey was alright with bringing in chicks she liked, but lately the guy has actually been sleeping with a chick that she actually doesn't get along with. Turns out that wifey doesn't like that arrangement so much...so she got pregnant in order to save the marriage...
...if a giant blinking neon sign of the words "Shit show! Shit show!" just appeared in your mind's eye, you win a stuffed vag! BTW, they're both highly educated... Thanks for playing "Our Culture - Circling The Drain"!
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (Hi8cV)
https://tinyurl.com/mrwednesdaymartin
Yep, looks pretty much as you would expect.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (ftLC8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (AllCR)
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Read that as "Pop-Rocks in the ass" the first time around.
**taps chin**
Either/or, I guess.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM
I thought it meant bottle rockets. You know like, 'Light fuse, insert in ass, get away.'
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (jYje5)
hooray.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (N4I/S)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (VpIIl)
What's next, a big media push in favor of amateur chainsaw juggling?
Well if female sportsman of the year can stand at the podium wearing high heels, a dress, lipstick and a c^ck and balls, why are we surprised?
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (mGskv)
...if a giant blinking neon sign of the words "Shit show! Shit show!" just appeared in your mind's eye, you win a stuffed vag! BTW, they're both highly educated... Thanks for playing "Our Culture - Circling The Drain"!
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (Hi8cV)
Pregnant to "Save the marriage", or Pregnant to "Save Her Alimony"?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (UnA8+)
Tell me about it. I get hot and bothered when the mister empties the dishwasher.
This is such a bullshit, clickbait article. The bonds of marriage do not dampen desire. Hell, you are more free to explore things with someone you have a deep attachment to, who cares about your satisfaction, rather than with some random person. Posted by: no good deed at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
Just about every advice column without a very solid Christian focus has devolved into this, but especially Dear Prudence at Slate.
Wife wants to cheat: "Talk it over with your husband, you have a right to privacy, blah blah..."
Man is cheating: "THAT PIECE OF SHIT DEPLORABLE!"
Posted by: trev006 at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (qqEFK)
...
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (DJFLF)
++++++++++++++
There are many, many reasons for human monogamy but one thing we know it does is solve the problem of paternity and resource allocation for and defense of the young. If you want a man to defend and provide, prove his paternity. We do that through marriage.
But when the state becomes Daddy, it can work for a while until men quit producing. We're at the "work for a while" stage now, which is why this crap is coming to the fore. These bints think their free ride will last forever and so there are no consequences to them or their young in terms of resources or defense. This will not be true forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (I2dne)
THAT was his question??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (gmo/4)
Can you elaborate on this sentiment because I don't understand it in this cucking context. Should we murder the wife's lover?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (yQpMk)
Hahahaha -
"He won't want to bone that other chick once I put on 50 lbs and start farting for 2!"
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (fD23g)
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (PbpT7)
You picked 'Rock Hudson' didn't you?
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (tDk60)
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OMFG..... Im dying over here. Diet Mt Dew EVERYWHERE and you made me spit my gum out on the keyboard.
This is THREADWINNER for the week...!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
British people vote for Brexit in a referendum. PM May and here team negotiate a horrible deal with the EU to leave the EU. Neither the people who don't support Brexit nor the people who do are satisfied with the deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (G+Wff)
If you want to screw around, please do it without using Christmas as the excuse, OK?!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (W+vEI)
Does it work better if they've been married for ten years? IMO, the joke (as commentary) functions better if the relationiship is relatively new, but they have to be at least engaged.
And I didn't tell it well, but that's just how I roll.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:13 PM (h5Df3)
A straw-man presumption. Like any good menu, it should excel at a few items. Show me "a man who has a wide and varied sexual menu," and I'll show you the lead metrosexual in 50 Shades Of Dross.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:13 PM (Bdeb0)
preference across species of female primates is ... a taste for sexual
novelty.
This is bullshit.
it tried both a whoopy cushion AND a buzzer. She screamed all right, but ouch!
Posted by: And he died at December 10, 2018 01:13 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wednesday Martin at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Paolo will do well this Christmas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
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I see Jane has chosen the form for the Destructor....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
Wait, let me guess: did Miss Wednesday finish her piece with "and this would be a sign of true masculinity and self-esteem on the part of the man"?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
+1.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (KP5rU)
THAT was his question??
And the corollary to that deduction is: it's the realization what when she married him in the first place, he WASN'T someone suitable. Think about it: a husband being told he didn't "measure up."
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (fD23g)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
++++++++++++
Well, that is what she says his question was...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (I2dne)
If you want to screw around, please do it without using Christmas as the excuse, OK?!
Posted by: Lizzy
Well, this is in the interests of a .......stable relationship.
Posted by: The PUNisher at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (e1q4h)
Wow, her husband looks a lot like max boot
https://tinyurl.com/mrwednesdaymartin
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (PbpT7)
looks like a Bottom to me
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (9hauA)
Sugartits, you can't ever cut the guy off.
You don't know where he gets it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: The PUNisher at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (e1q4h)
++++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (I2dne)
I know, right?
'Younger and/or hotter than you' is pretty wide, though.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (tDk60)
> THAT was his question??
Indeed. Rather than "I wonder if I still have that business card from my buddy Dave's divorce lawyer?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (ftLC8)
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Heh. Instead of diamond commercials...
"Valentine's 2019 : Stick It In Her Pooper."
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
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Well, that and "Do you think the Telegraph could run a feature on Design Tips for YOUR Perfect Cuck Shed?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
How strange. I tired agreeing with the feminists. Didn't end well.
Posted by: And he died at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (trMj1)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM (G+Wff)
..........
Bad batch of LSD?
Posted by: wth - let's riot! at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (9hauA)
You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like a natural hoo-er!
Posted by: Aretha Franklin at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
Like one of those sentient door knockers in DiscWorld.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (hci5m)
"You and me, baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals,
Let's do it like the do on the Discovery Channel
Here we go now!"
#Winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2018 01:12 PM
Some sort of thyroid condition that effects their thinking process.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (fD23g)
Christ is born! Peace on earth, goodwill toward man...and with that, I'm gonna go celebrate by screwing some dude behind my husband's back. Hallelujah!
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Well ...... crap. Liberal Christmas?????
Where in the hell are we going to find three wise men and a virgin??? Huh???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (tDk60)
https://tinyurl.com/mrwednesdaymartin
Yeah......"looks like."
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Martin, Cuckshed Connoisseur at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (datdl)
It's turned into a real rag since the ousting of Conrad Black those many years ago.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (Evws/)
She wrote that, right?
She wrote that "only a man who is secure in his manhood" and "really trusts and respects his wife" would be a cuck, right?
Because she had to.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (TE29D)
What a mess. The Limeys need Trump
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (i39Mv)
One of the couples ("artists" in the music industry), talked about their early-on open marriage, and how disastrous it was. The wife was "bi-curious" so the husband let her have affairs with women, and he did as well.
He drew the line at her having relationships with men, however.
Again, don't judge me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
For some totally inexplicable reason, women think that they can save a rocky relationship by getting pregnant. They apparently don't realize that they just added another stressor on the relationship, and this is a big one.
The guy who was wobbly before now sees shitty diapers, sleepless nights, more expenses, and less sex. Woot! If he was having second thoughts before, now he's having third, fourth, and fifth thoughts.
Now if he's a decent guy, no problem: he'll step up to the plate. But if he's a dirtbag - an increasingly common situation - he's studying Greyhound schedules at that point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)
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I see what you did there. And you're right!
This kind of stuff is just so depressing to me. I hope people don't read this and think, oh look, there's a good idea.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (9hauA)
Have they succeeded or failed you think?
Also the combination of dresses like a whore and super fat is unfortunate.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (h5Df3)
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I think she just called us sluts.
Posted by: Average American Woman at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (76Nxz)
Sugartits, you can't ever cut the guy off.
You don't know where he gets it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (W4LFA)
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Yeah. Even if you're a lefty, you don't want sex with your lefty wife. You're probably already cheating on her, but even if you're not, silence and separation are preferable to the marital bed, or even sharing morning coffee.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (AzW6q)
What do you get the woman who has everyone? I'm thinking a lovely matched set of gold studded chastity belt, brassiere and ball gag. Just for when she's out of sight for more than 5 minutes... make that 4 minutes. Christmas shopping complete? Check.
Plus this idiot "writer" can't spell "jewelry", and probably can't pronounce it either.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (VpIIl)
It's like their favorite Sex toy just got turned up to 11.
(and they didn't even know it was there)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (hci5m)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (KP5rU)
Here's a fake writer just writing stupid shit for attention. She's a troll.
And, like I always tell you: She doesn't believe a word she says/writes.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (TE29D)
Give your wife a Christmas stocking stuffer-the guy next door.
St Patrick's Day-Let Mr. O'Rourke from next door use his shellalegh on her.
Labor Day-Let the guy in her office labor to make your wife very happy.
You get the idea. All sexual narcissists all the time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (AllCR)
Again, don't judge me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
I am having dinner tomorrow w/ a bunch of women who love all the 'housewives of ...' shows.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
Can you elaborate on this sentiment because I don't understand it in this cucking context. Should we murder the wife's lover?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (yQpMk)
By "fight for," I mean stating that she's yours and being willing to back it up. Of course, my husband goes above and beyond by describing in graphic detail to any guy who he views as a threat just what would happen if the guy were to even think about making a move on me.
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (XKZwp)
Or dig the Panama Canal in the basement.
Bully!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (hci5m)
When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a 'cheat pass' this Christmas, he understandably had some questions. "How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion?" he wondered.
Example: Santa isn't happy with production in his workshop so he holds a contest where on Christmas Day the three top producing elves get a crack at Mrs. Clause.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jaws at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (oOw3I)
Fast forward 30 years, and, to my astonishment, I learned that they're still together.
I'd have bet my life that they'd be inventory for some divorce lawyer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (AzW6q)
It's no wonder Seizures McEichenwald spends all day looking at Tentacle Porn.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (N4I/S)
Posted by: JimS at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (ok8/5)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. Telling that the Marquess of Queensberry comes out the prude and Oscar Wilde comes out the hero...
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:05 PM (5+B0f)
The British global elite are trying to figure out how to reverse the Brexit vote without getting Macaroned.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
________________
The official line for Brexit is now "let's just have another vote, what are you scared of!!??"
Wouldn't surprise me if that's what ends up happening, and if the UK votes one more time to leave, the elites will keep making them vote on it until it fails. Then THAT vote will be final.
Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (UfkIY)
But she'll have her financial hooks in him for the duration.
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (DJFLF)
And you're feeling alright'
'Well, you just roll over
And turn out the light
And you don't eat my ass out,anymore'
Posted by: Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (cZlKA)
I take it the Feast Of Mary's Immaculate Conception was considered, and rejected.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (i39Mv)
Feminist humor:
She: This article says the average couple makes love 68 times per year.
He: (Laughing) Then I guess we're going to have a busy December.
She: I already hit my quota back in March.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (jYje5)
But in this context, it's the wife making the move. Not an unwanted advance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Who??? US????
*scribbles in notebook*
Never.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (AllCR)
I'll let you "meet" the winner of the raffle in a special way.
Posted by: And he died at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM (9hauA)
And all the whoring does is wreck lives. If I'm talking to some girl and she pulls out pictures of three babies from three different sperm donors, I'm out of there fast enough to leave smoke trails.
They either get someone stupid or desperate enough to put up with it, or when the kids are gone, they get thirty cats.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
Surprisingly enough, Hollywood hasn't green-lighted another proposed series, "Working Wives of ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (YqDXo)
We're only a few Christmases away from "For Christmas, Why Not Go Out And Kill A Few Anti-Progressives?"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
The Atlanta Ho's is my occasional guilty pleasure. It's just jaw-dropping. Takes my mind off politics for a brief bit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
(Seriously, they just write these articles to titillate. It's a high-brow version of "Bat Boy Assists Army in Afghanistan!")
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (3OWLv)
Posted by: homer simpson at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Evws/)
And, like I always tell you: She doesn't believe a word she says/writes.
Yup, look at her books. She's like the "Eat, Love, Pray" narcissist who only knows how to write about her contrived life experience as if it's profound and universal.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (W+vEI)
We're only a few Christmases away from "For Christmas, Why Not Go Out And Kill A Few Anti-Progressives?"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (TE29D)
Insh'allah.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)
Here, hold this in your shaky hand.
Posted by: ThisSockIsGoingToHellForDirtyJokingAPreacher at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (FhXTo)
Also the combination of dresses like a whore and super fat is unfortunate.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (h5Df3)
Succeeded in convincing them they are natural whores, yes, but despite lower happiness and regrets, which lead to fake rape claims. IMO.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (9hauA)
Its trying to trap them into staying by tweaking the Fatherhood instinct.
Very very dangerous.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Ooooooh. Shit Test supremo.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (W4LFA)
Sorry sugartits. You want an "affair" but you want it consequence-free. Life don't work that way, sweetie.
It's pretty much Daddy Issues all the way down with these bints, isn't it.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Do you ever watch 'This is Us'? Everyone seems to love it..
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
Killed by cuckoldry.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (/tuJf)
He: (Laughing) Then I guess we're going to have a busy December.
She: I already hit my quota back in March.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (jYje5)
+++++++++++
https://youtu.be/qvp38qj_zO8?t=75
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (I2dne)
Anyone else have a wife asking "do you find her attractive?"
Lying doesn't work, nor does telling the truth.
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:20 PM (DJFLF)
Sure. If she can find him again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (lx+Di)
Here's a Brexit status
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-32810887
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
No. I watched a bit of a PBS fundraiser last night featuring Johnny Mathis, and remembered way back when I thought he was hot and straight. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 01:14 PM
I'm confused now. If she has regrets after cheating, does she get to claim rape like the college kids do?
Paolo! It's a trap!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (NYS7S)
I think Daddy Issues are a requirement for being a Lefty.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
Ain't no such thing.
Unless certain marital aids are involved.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (hci5m)
The only correct answer is -
'Meh - She's not nearly as hot as your little sister.'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (tDk60)
Your move, baby!
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:17 PM (h5Df3)
Was taking a walk at the local trail the other day, saw this young woman and her daughter (?) taking pics of each other. The woman wore a unitard for lack of a better term, it's an all in one body stocking type of thing that I *think* is current in athletic and/or gym wear. It would look good on a svelte body, but this lady was very fat. It was rolls upon rolls all the way down.
And she was just smiling pretty as the little girl took pics of her, I guess it was for her Tinder or bumble profile. Nobody cares anymore that they look like bloody hell.
Posted by: kallisto at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah. It's like when I watch old Rock Hudson movies...ugh..why, why, why..
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (a0IVu)
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TBF they hate themselves too. They'll destroy themselves also, but they want to see us destroyed first.
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (3OWLv)
Posted by: Monica at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (i39Mv)
Very very dangerous.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Yep. Very much so. On top of the stress and expense of dealing with a newborn, they've just added resentment at having been trapped. Not a recipe for a lasting relationship.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)
There is only one correct answer to this question:
"The best sandwich is the one that is constructed in silence. Carry on."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
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....am I the only one that thinks "doesnt talk so much" is her best attribute??
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
high heels, a dress, lipstick and a c^ck and balls, why are we
surprised?
Bite me, sport. I'm handball champ of the Pacific!
Posted by: hannah mouncey at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (yhf6w)
Does Boot have a wife? Have either of them spawned?
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
and if he does leave?
18 years of child support.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 01:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:26 PM (Arprc)
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TBF they hate themselves too. They'll destroy themselves also, but they want to see us destroyed first.
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (3OWLv)
They'd be perfectly happy to let the Jihadis saw their heads off just as long as they got to watch us have our heads sawn off first.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (eAZVt)
Notice how fluid the Left's Rules are, tho.
Cuckery is a wonderful idea...
But rich, white Les Moonves must be faithful!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (3OWLv)
++++++++++
I think this is the crux of it. When I'm unhappy, I don't feel the need to make everyone else unhappy, too. They do. They're miserable and self-destructive, so they want to take everyone with them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (I2dne)
There is only one correct answer to this question:
"The best sandwich is the one that is constructed in silence. Carry on."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Unless they are asking 'do you want mustard?'
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)
It's still
A couple post a video of allowing their two year old to choose xis or xer own gender.
https://bit.ly/2SEPFJA
They're both transgender men and it's a biracial relationship so they check all the boxes. Well, actually, I don't know whether they're furries or not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Also, I guess it's just me, but I hate it when people use "gift" as a verb.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (+lVUW)
Who is going to take modern advice from a newspaper named "The Telegraph"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (H7LIz)
Excellent point. *golf clap*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:28 PM (VpIIl)
What a mess. The Limeys need Trump
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
..............
So do the French..
we're paying $2.50 per gal of gas - they pay $6..
WE reduced greenhouse gas emissions last year.. without any carbon taxes and by pulling out of the Paris agreement..
But.. I am glad this is happening in France.. it finally shows the world that carbon taxes are stupid and do not work.
Once you have become as efficient as you can.. using the cleanest sources of energy.. there is nothing left except to revert to a caveman existence and use no fuels at all.
But people gotta get to work.. they gotta heat their houses... there is no voluntary actions a carbon tax can affect..
and.. predictably.. people get really pissed.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 01:28 PM (so+oy)
When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a 'cheat pass' this Christmas, he understandably had some questions.
The only understandable question would be WTF.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 01:28 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (+lVUW)
+++++++++
It ain't just you. It annoys the hell out of me.
See also: "Spendy" (meaning expensive)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:28 PM (I2dne)
Best approach: feign a heart attack or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:29 PM (YqDXo)
btw, my above point about how the Left's Rules (they impose on Other) are illogical is precisely why they invented the phrase Whataboutism to shut us up about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:29 PM (TE29D)
One of my (many) public laughing fits was during the movie The Big Chill. Some married couple sent the male to impregnate someone else while they all stood around drinking wine and congratulating themselves.
I know I have told this before, but I was almost kicked out because I was laughing so hard at the smug idiocy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (MIKMs)
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That's what demons do to people.
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (OP8AA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (0NAbP)
Every day I work for an employer based in France, I care just a little bit less if Putin should decide to roll tanks through Western Europe. And I'm pretty much already at "Zero Fvcks Given" level of caring.
They deserve him.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM (+lVUW)
Preach it, sistah! I hate "gifting" as well. If only we already had a word that conveyed the notion of giving something to someone ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (YqDXo)
But in this context, it's the wife making the move. Not an unwanted advance.
Doubtless, this sort of attitude is absolutely essential for a successful marriage. What man wouldn't want his wife to suggest she wanted to screw around on him?
/s
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (5+B0f)
Anyone else have a wife asking "do you find her attractive?"
Lying doesn't work, nor does telling the truth.
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (e1q4h)
The appropriate response is to smile and say, "Well, what do you think?" knowingly and with ambiguity. Asshole game as recommended by a few others here ain't the play.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:31 PM (h5Df3)
Playboy magazine and/or Victoria's Secret catalog. I'll do the research and let her know.
Posted by: trollfeeder@hounddogranch.com at December 10, 2018 01:31 PM (2maAP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (5+B0f)
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$1.79 here.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM
Does her dad own a liquor store?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 01:31 PM (h5Df3)
"You killed my sex drive ages ago, you antediluvian hag."
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)
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You need to be a bit more specific because we're talking a target rich environment these days.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (qC1Sy)
Question one: "Did he touch you?"
Seriously, that just screams, "Oh, hey, the guy I interviewed totally came on to me but I want to tell you in a way that doesn't make you want to slug him..."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)
I love the stories in which a couple of lesbians induce some guy to load up the turkey baster, and later - usually after the lesbians breakup - they gong on him for child support.
You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (YqDXo)
But rich, white Les Moonves must be faithful!
Straight white males = Oppressors. Anything they do is wrong.
Anyone else = Oppressed. All transgressions are acts of liberation.
That's Marxist Bingo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
Or "sharing" instead of "telling."
"Thanks for sharing that with me." "John was just sharing that he likes to gift his wife to men at truck stops."
Ugh.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (5+B0f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 01:27 PM
Join us.
Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editors Association, Local #6.5 at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG
Dating Apps and social media would die if they didn't become hypersexual slags.
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (Arprc)
-
That's why we need abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (KP5rU)
Does he get to film his wife having sex with other men?
I bet he does!
Posted by: Progressive Males at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (TEv5V)
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Please, help yourself to my husband's sperm!!!
(said no wife ever)
Posted by: Hostess of the Year at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (mGskv)
.................
That's easy.. lie..
But easy to deflect..
"She has pretty eyes."
or
"Her hair reminds me of you when you wore it like that.."
but you are really thinking.. manno manno what a rack!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (oVJmc)
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The answer is: Only if she was older and fatter.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (DodRu)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG
Ever seen this app called "Tinder"?
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Paolo at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (0NAbP)
Heh.
A friend of mine's father committed suicide. Not long after, his mother hooked up with some old woman like 20 years older than her.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (BRpqW)
Or "sharing" instead of "telling."
"Thanks for sharing that with me." "John was just sharing that he likes to gift his wife to men at truck stops."
Ugh.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Or "reach out." Grrrr. If you're not one of the Four Tops, just make it "contact," OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Minefields are safer
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I always respond by saying what other woman she'd be hot making out with.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (0NAbP)
Except it's old as shit and twice as boring.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
I stopped trying to keep track of them.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (w7KSn)
Particularly if the male is high status.
Of course, Donald Trump got excoriated for saying that.
Posted by: Progressive Males at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, but most people need a euphemism for "Go Buckwild with Hard Narcotics".
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (UnA8+)
But easy to deflect..
"She has pretty eyes."
or
"Her hair reminds me of you when you wore it like that.."
but you are really thinking.. manno manno what a rack!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 01:33 PM (so+oy)
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No no NO.
You respond "WHO??" and keep walking. And keep responding "Who???". Eventully you'll a chance to slide "Huh. I didnt even notice her." in there.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (MkcN1)
I don't know about jewelry, but I could see a nice bouquet of flowers in her future... probably a lot of bouquets of flowers. Or maybe donations to the SPCA in lieu of flowers.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2018 01:30 PM (5+B0f)
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$1.79 here.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:31 PM
Still $3.39 here because the Marxist Assho*es in Seattle just must have their Rapid Transit because is will "help the whole State...oh...and It's for the Children.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (0tfLf)
2 years after expiration of Al Gore's 10-year deadline, Tom Steyer gives humanity 12 years to act before 'unimaginable suffering'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:36 PM (VpIIl)
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Excellent point. *golf clap*
indeed. they should rebrand as #telegraph.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (+/luq)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)
Just part of the Leftist playbook. If the vote goes the wrong way, you demand perpetual revotes until you get the result you want.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Minefields are safer
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Best answer: "Attractive may be great for her, but it doesn't do shit for me."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (hjaPQ)
He shoulda gifted her a dictionary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (tDk60)
"You killed my sex drive ages ago, you antediluvian hag."
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:32 PM (UnA8+)
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A guy is standing in line at the airport ticket counter to buy two tickets to Pittsburgh. The lady at the ticket counter has enormous breasts, and he's transfixed. When he gets to the front he asks for "two pickets to Tittsburgh," and turns bright red with embarassment. He corrects himself, and she sells him the tickets.
He turns to the next guy in the line and says "G-d, don't you just hate it when something like that happens?"
The other guy says "Yeah. I know what you mean. It's like this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to 'please pass the salt' but it came out as 'you've ruined my life, you horrible bitch.'"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (N4I/S)
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (HaL55)
That's the price per quart in California.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
That grotesque hunchback that dresses like a hobo? Yes, such a marvelous personality I can barely contain myself.
Posted by: Hostess of the Year at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (OP8AA)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)
It's time to bring back the Dowry.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)
My G-D this women gets dumber every second
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (bim/x)
**********
Planned Parenthood: Supreme Court Denies Cert, Media Misleads | National Review
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (NYS7S)
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The VAST majority of male hookers service .....yeah, you guessed it, men.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (Arprc)
Also 'party.'
How do you feel about Let's picnic?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (yQpMk)
"I really like her mounds. Er ... minds ... that is ... 'mind.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
Is that the thing where the father paid some guy to take her off his hands?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (YqDXo)
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Or reached out and clunked her on the head with it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (YqDXo)"Or a book on grammar and punctuation.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (VpIIl)
-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-
Posted by: Samuel M. at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (TEv5V)
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This is, quite literally, the entire basis for the EU's "Community Method" of legislation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (AzW6q)
Anyone else have a wife asking "do you find her attractive?" Lying doesn't work, nor does telling the truth.
"Are you really that insecure?"
Guys are supposed to detect that BS waaayyyy before they get married. It's a recipe for disaster.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)
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That's the part I don't follow, too. I'm sure he's still paying for 50% + of all their sh*t, AND he'll probably be on the hook for a decade or more of child support even with her being the whore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (0NAbP)
Is that the thing where the father paid some guy to take her off his hands?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (cqNba)
Indeed.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
She's 1/1024 verklempt.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Minefields are safer
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Best answer: "Attractive may be great for her, but it doesn't do shit for me."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (1ISKN)
So saying "Are you kidding? Did you see those hooters?" isn't the right response?
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (Rxduq)
If the rumors are true, so did... Richard Gere.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (NYS7S)
now, just to get all the facts here, where is this town and what's the best motel there?
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (Rxduq)
Knock on the door. "AIDS Delivery Service. You ordered in?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (YqDXo)
Joel is an Adjunct Professor at Columbia University School of International and Public Affairs and a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. He is a founding member of the Advisory Board of the Columbia University Center on Global Energy Policy and a founding member of the Americas Council of the International Project Finance Association. He was the founding editor of Global Infrastructure and is a columnist for Forbes.
He serves on the board of the Children's Museum of the East End. He was a member of the Brookings Institution project on sovereign wealth funds, a member of the Advisory Committee to the New York State and Local Retirement System and infrastructure advisor to the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation.
...and, he lets his wife fuck other men.
Posted by: Progressive Males at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
no. flannel.
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (AllCR)
Pleasantville?
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: franksalterego at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (3cq8T)
**Kramer voice**
I'M OUT!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (BXMxN)
An untreatable STD!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (AllCR)
Thank you for sharing.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (kG5hP)
preference across species of female primates is ... a taste for sexual
novelty.
I have observed that the taste for novelty does not extend to FUBOs - fat ugly bald old guys - for some reason.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Joey Lawrence at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (tDk60)
Is that the thing where the father paid some guy to take her off his hands?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (cqNba)
It's so she has skin in the game and doesn't run around acting like a whore when they have kids.
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (Arprc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (cqNba)
"Here ya go, sonny. She's your problem now."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Minefields are safer
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Best answer: "Attractive may be great for her, but it doesn't do shit for me."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 01:38 PM (1ISKN)
So saying "Are you kidding? Did you see those hooters?" isn't the right response?
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (7HtZB)
So the proper response is not..
Yes, but she doesn't look like she gives a good blowjob... and you know how us men like our blow jobs... hint...hint...
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM (PbpT7)"
These would be the proverbial "double-prophylactic" MILF's. Nobody knows where those hoo-hahs have been. Nobody.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (VpIIl)
Holy cats, now she's claiming to be a persecuted Jew?
Hey, what a coincidence: now she has license (and moral authority) to criticize and condemn Jews!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)
It's time to bring back the Dowry.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:39 PM (UnA8+)
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Pretty sure that the Mobros have that figured out. Just keep them all, and then you don't have to pay in a divorce.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (MIKMs)
'We're pregnant!'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (tDk60)
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I always correct people who say that.
I don't care if it's obnoxious to do so.
Only the woman is pregnant. Period.
If you want to use WE, say "We are expecting."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (Rxduq)
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.
That gay part might need revision.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (hci5m)
Society, she is le fucked bigly.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (+/luq)
Posted by: Picric at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:42 PM (AllCR)
Bingo. I like looking at women too, especially if they are attractive - see how they dress or their make up/hair and pick up some tips.
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (cqNba)
Three-ways with two dudes are really just two gay dudes slapping their balls together, with a woman around just to make it smell better.
Posted by: wooga at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (7KeBk)
So she was a persecuted Jew in Spain, who fled to Mexico, to be a persecuted Aztec Indian, and then fled to the USA to be a persecuted Hispanic Latina.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (AllCR)
C'mon, Meredith, own up. You don't need to be coy about getting down in the primate enclosure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (BXMxN)
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Horny cokehead nurse?
This gives me an idea for a screenplay...
Posted by: Stormy D at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (AzW6q)
That's why I can support the destruction of the State of Israel!
You're an anti-Semite if you criticize me!
Posted by: Westchester Evita at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (TEv5V)
Holy cats, now she's claiming to be a persecuted Jew?
Hey, what a coincidence: now she has license (and moral authority) to criticize and condemn Jews!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (TE29D)
GIC.
Goyim
Inferiority
Complex.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
US congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended her claim she descends from Sephardic Jews who fled from the Spanish Inquisition to Puerto Rico, claiming her culture isnt DNA.
So she's just like Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (TAmPV)
What does masturbating and porn have to do with it? You do realize 100% of men do both right? And close to 100% of women too.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (+/luq)
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:41 PM
Ahh, but who serviced Richard Gere?
Posted by: The Gerbil at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)
Who knew?
Posted by: franksalterego at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (3cq8T)
raises hand
Posted by: Al Bundy at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (VpIIl)
But the original poster in 336 -not MPPP-probably should be encouraged in that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (AllCR)
Holy cats, now she's claiming to be a persecuted Jew?
Hey, what a coincidence: now she has license (and moral authority) to criticize and condemn Jews!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM (TE29D)
GIC.
Goyim
Inferiority
Complex.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
And now you know.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (Arprc)
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:40 PM (Arprc)
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That's probably why all the comments about wedding cake and putting pennies in a jar for every time you have sex before the first anniversary are so widely understood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (0NAbP)
I know some single guys (much younger than I) and what they endure with Tinder, etc. is just degrading. The whole right swipe, left swipe thing.
The dating scene is annoying as hell.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (BXMxN)
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I have no kind words for any Bush.
That said, TBF - Ross Perot blessed us with Bill "33%" Clinton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
How is this not a Dian Fossey sock?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (QLvwG)
Actually, it does within certain parameters.
As Grandfather Poppins used to say, "Ten inches of wallet gets you more than ten inches of dick any day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (kqsXK)
...unless you consider every asshole who writes an opinion column or appears on trvial news shows a journalist.
Khashoogi
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (TE29D)
Generally.... most any noun to verb transition annoys the hell out of me.
But one has a special place on my wrathy rant list.
"Adult". As a verb. Like "I have to adult and go to work now.".
Extra ire if said in an uptalking vocal fry voice.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: hannah mouncey at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (Evws/)
I used to work with a guy who got propositioned by a super hot chick to
engage in a three way with her husband. He did it because she was so
hot, but quickly realized "in action" that he was the stag for the cuck
husband, and the whole thing was very very gay.
Three-ways with two dudes are really just two gay dudes slapping
their balls together, with a woman around just to make it smell better.
Posted by: wooga at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (7KeBk)
the stuff I learn here...perspective, ya know what i mean?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 01:02 PM (I2dne)
I've thought for a while that the face of polygamy would be an upper middle-class white couple with a mutual girlfriend. The husband would be some sort of beta dweeb, who obviously is pushed around by his wife and girlfriend.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (wCmLp)
he had won in 1992, and prevented Bill Clinton from winning the
presidency would the Morals of our country be the same as today?
Bush 41 certainly had a metric fukton of faults. But that the country chose Clinton over him in 92 (with a YUGE assist to Perot) had me, at the ripe old age of 26, saying to a friend at the time that the country had turned a corner and is not going back. I didn't say it like it was a positive.
The election, and certainly RE-ELECTION of the milk-chocolate messiah just meant we were achieving Ludicrous Speed down that path.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (cGlgB)
What does masturbating and porn have to do with it? You do realize 100% of men do both right? And close to 100% of women too.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (+/luq)
Kills desire and sex drive for and towards your significant other.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (Arprc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Don't believe society's lies.
Posted by: you don't have to be a slave at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (OP8AA)
Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 01:43 PM (Arprc)
Surprisingly, Muslim guys don't worry about that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (VpIIl)
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I think (hope) there are more than just a few of us who feel that way.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (U5tDi)
dudes slapping their balls together, with a woman around just to make it
smell better.
Posted by: wooga at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (7KeBk)
Ok, I LOLed.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (8iiMU)
Hey, what a coincidence: now she has license (and moral authority) to criticize and condemn Jews!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM
You know how they claim any criticism of George Soros is anti-Semitic? I figure she's going to try to play the same angle.
There's gonna be a ton of stuff to criticism about her. She hasn't even been sworn in yet and she's a walking, talking gaffe machine.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (wCmLp)
Polygamy is just getting the Muslim Camel's nose under the tent for Shari'ah.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (w7KSn)
I quit trying at all 5 years ago.
Just no point in it. The only women that go for me are the ones I don't want anything to do with.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (J+mig)
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (yQpMk)
I used to work with a guy who got propositioned by a super hot chick to
engage in a three way with her husband. He did it because she was so
hot, but quickly realized "in action" that he was the stag for the cuck
husband, and the whole thing was very very gay.
Three-ways with two dudes are really just two gay dudes slapping
their balls together, with a woman around just to make it smell better.
Posted by: wooga at December 10, 2018 01:45 PM (7KeBk)"
I just. Umm...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (VpIIl)
now, just to get all the facts here, where is this town and what's the best motel there?
Posted by: ace
And can pancakes be "served"?
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (e1q4h)
Hey, what a coincidence: now she has license (and moral authority) to criticize and condemn Jews!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:44 PM
Does she have keys to the weather machine?
Posted by: @JRandomMoron at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:50 PM (RIlzA)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Grammie - when I read this in Marvin the Martian's voice, I just LOL.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (vE0fx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (QqY+m)
But one has a special place on my wrathy rant list.
"Adult". As a verb. Like "I have to adult and go to work now.".
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
I call it "verbing." It seems only appropriate. As in, "Are we verbing now?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (VpIIl)
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I think (hope) there are more than just a few of us who feel that way.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (U5tDi)
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There is no amount of money that can buy a long marriage. It can only be earned.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (0NAbP)
What does masturbating and porn have to do with it? You do realize 100% of men do both right? And close to 100% of women too.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (+/luq)
Kills desire and sex drive for and towards your significant other.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (Arprc)
You should listen to him - He's master of his domain
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.
Mumsey Dearest used to recite that poem to me all the time. I was
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (U5tDi)
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Count me among them.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM (U5tDi)"
I just don't get it. I suppose at some point you believe it's about much more than just sex. I honestly almost feel sorry for these people because they have no idea what love truly is, and how much joy that can bring into your life.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (VpIIl)
It's not about family, or bonding, or love, or soul to these people.
They're empty inside.
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
After my faith my husband is the greatest gift in my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)
She's just trying to get air cover from people saying she's stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
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Never boof in the Devil's Triangle.
Posted by: Bart Cavanaugh at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
Wishing somebody could explain the Brexit mess to me in one paragraph.
PM May, who was anti-Brexit before the Brexit referendum, is in the process of passive-aggressively sabotaging the process.
See, one sentence.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (UnA8+)
Now, sheesh.
Posted by: old testament at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (NkXZf)
She's just trying to get air cover from people saying she's stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
But her rampant stupidity is just more proof that she ISN'T Jewish.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)
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+1000
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (VpIIl)
This.
In addition to everything else, my wife is also my best friend. By far. As well as a helpmate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (YqDXo)
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I have a millennial coworker who uses this odious linguistic excrescence.
Posted by: Bart Cavanaugh at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (RIlzA)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:47 PM (VpIIl)
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I think (hope) there are more than just a few of us who feel that way.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 01:49 PM
I think so. This is generally a pretty good group with a great sense of ethics, honor and good jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (0tfLf)
I may be wrong about that but I'll bet she uses that as a defense and gets out of any censure.
Right now, technically, she's NOT a Representative.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (hci5m)
. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Empty heads and empty hearts looking for validation and pleasure, the only two things that drive them.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (J+mig)
It takes a lot of pain.
Posted by: Nazareth at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (tDk60)
>>Anyone else have a wife asking "do you find her attractive?"
The only correct answer is -
'Meh - She's not nearly as hot as your little sister.'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:24 PM (tDk60)
The only correct answer is "not as hot as you and her knocking coconuts together."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Avenger at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (70ScF)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (UnA8+)
Exactly. "I can't be as stupid as people say, I'm Jewish!"
Barbara Boxer could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)"
Agree completely. I kid a lot here, but I can tell you my life experiences would have killed me by now without her and my IOTV. lol.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge at December 10, 2018 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, only after they're done having all the semen pumped out of their stomach.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (UnA8+)
Yup.
For all the guy talk and kvetching...count me in too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (cqNba)
Same here.
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (gmo/4)
now, just to get all the facts here, where is this town and what's the best motel there?
Posted by: ace
Always nice to see the boss check in on the important threads.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (Evws/)
looks like there needs to be a new word for normal marriage.
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (nFwvY)
And strangely enough you don't have to show any tokens of you being in a relationship for it to happen.
At least for guys that is. Women probably get hit on all the time.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (hci5m)
My wife has a college friend who has 2 kids by 2 baby daddies, fucks
anything that moves and partakes in orgies, does cocaine occasionally
too. She says she feels empowered. She's a nurse.
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When I found out that was a 'thing' I understood the logic: spread the risk of unemployment, disability, etc amongst 'fathers' so the vagina pays for itself.
Creepy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (MIKMs)
I want you to show me
Posted by: Foreigner at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 01:56 PM (7CM5W)
Welp, you promised to eat her last, I'm sure, so...
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (UnA8+)
I'm gonna go with divorce. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (RIlzA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)
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Let you in on a little secret: God did everything but walk my wife down the aisle for me.
Both very cool and a bit scary at the same time.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 01:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (TE29D)
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And the 'opiate of the masses' has been successfully changed from religion to the sex act.
Creepy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (MIKMs)
why not?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Avenger at December 10, 2018 01:55 PM (70ScF)
You and I know it's made-up bullshit. The problem is all of the monkey-see monkey-do types that will read it, figure it's a good idea because it came from a trusted source, and try it.
Then the lie becomes the truth.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (J+mig)
I think (hope) there are more than just a few of us who feel that way.
There are, but it's Progda's mission to make everyone think otherwise. Notice the absence of stories in the MFM about the joys of monogamy, and there are plenty, as pointed out above.
Sorta related: a recent poll axed "what is the percentage of homosecksuals in the population?" The answer was around 25% when the actual number is 1.2%. Such is their power to manipulate what you think.
That's some scary shit right there, for a multitude of reasons, all of them bad.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (AllCR)
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you've heard of fractional reserve banking?
Same thing. Fractional reserve vagina'ing
Occasionally you've got too much leverage on your vagina and you have to deal with your creditors. A good lawyer is necessary.
Posted by: Modern Woman at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (OP8AA)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (RIlzA)
Sorta related: a recent poll axed "what is the percentage of homosecksuals in the population?" The answer was around 25% when the actual number is 1.2%. Such is their power to manipulate what you think.
That's some scary shit right there, for a multitude of reasons, all of them bad.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (HaL55)
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Yep.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (AllCR)
anything that moves and partakes in orgies, does cocaine occasionally
too. She says she feels empowered. She's a nurse.
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When I found out that was a 'thing' I understood the logic: spread the risk of unemployment, disability, etc amongst 'fathers' so the vagina pays for itself.
Creepy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (MIKMs)
Right after my Divorce I was in San Diego and was being hit on HARD by a Woman in a bar.
Friend who was a regular there pulled me aside... seems she had FOUR Kids, by FOUR different Fathers, and was making over $100K per year in Child Support.
Needless to say I didn't go there....
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (tDk60)
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I'm into my fourth decade of marital bliss.
My younger brother, tho, is on future ex wife number three. He likes to make the joke "Do you know why divorces are so expensive??? Because they're worth it."
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
And strangely enough you don't have to show any tokens of you being in a relationship for it to happen.
At least for guys that is. Women probably get hit on all the time.
Posted by: jakee308 at D
everyone else has always said that too. everyone knows it is easier to get a girlfriend when you have a girlfriend. your girlfriends friends find you more interesting because she has already gone all in on you. even more, you do not have the stink of desperation of some guy who is not getting laid and wants a girlfriend.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:57 PM (tDk60)
FIFY.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (hci5m)
A real good guy, with a heart of gold.
He sometimes gets lonely, and keeps asking about the train wreck of a co-worker that Mrs VIA has.
I told him right to his face....
Watch Porn.
Learn to masturbate.
It would be cheaper in the long run.
And better for his emotional health.
The boy ain't gonna find a good woman, if he keeps looking for companionship and mutual enjoyment each other fun bits.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (cqNba)
She is a true saint and I don't use that word lightly.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (vE0fx)
'We're pregnant!'
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 01:34 PM (tDk60)
I recently heard somebody that a husband and wife had a miscarriage.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 10, 2018 01:51 PM (0NAbP)
Perhaps my greatest accomplishment is staying married for forty three years. My late mother in law gave me one of the best roadmaps for life I've had when she said "marriages work when people make the effort to make them work". I've known some people who tried harder than I did and it just wasn't reciprocated, so it's a give and take on the part of both.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (y7DUB)
Ah, the "bonobos" defense. I think it's kind of sexist for these people to equate women with screeching, rutting apes. Then again, they're feminists so they probably know whereof they speak.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth
And the guy is not doing any of the hunting. My guess is that the lack of interest on the guy's part sparks some sort of 'game on'. Dunno.
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (e1q4h)
If anything this proves that women should have a monogamous relationship with a masseur, not that they should sleep around a lot. This person is an idiot.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (W8/ca)
Posted by: Picric at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (nonGu)
Mostly because I know that they aren't a threat to our marriage, but also because he likes big tits on a gal.
And I end up being the winner at the end of the evening....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (YtJs4)
Give your lady the gift of cuckery
Posted by: Shitbird at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (2cfUo)
1) The book is crap
2) This SJW admits that social science is NOT science, as she herself separates it from actual science.
3) I'm tired of SJWs comparing animal behavior to human to justify all their weird stuff. HUMANS.ARE.NOT.ANIMALS.
Yet.
Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (6FY0P)
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (e1q4h)
You might be on to something. I've never had my dog, Teddy, nutted; the breeder, who is one of the smartest dog people I've ever met, recommended waiting until he was two which is older than most people recommend. When I took him to the vets for his one year checkup, there was a slightly older, by a couple months, Airedale in the waiting room; when Teddy was examined the vet told me his muscular development was significantly greater than the older dog's who'd been neutered. I've taken Teddy to dog parks since he was a pup to get him socialized. Starting at about the 9 month stage there were aggressive German Shepherds and Rots that tried intimidating Teddy; he didn't take any shit and fired back at them without starting a fight to show he couldn't be fucked with, and then started to play. Since he's gotten older (the breeder ultimately advised to leave him unnutted for a slightly lower cancer risk) neutered alphas will regard him as a threat and act chippy around him until he reaches a breaking point and aggressively mounts them, at which point I step in and pull him off as does the other owner pull his away and all is fine, unless the other owner is an idiot and then small problems have to be dealt with.
Anyway the point of that long preamble is that at least three owners of spayed bitches have told me that Teddy is the only dog their dogs outwardly like. They actively dote on him even though with their non functioning cooters he pretty much ignores their flirting. I think something not unrelated is going on with what you said.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (y7DUB)
Good lord they don't even know what carbon emissions are. You know how you stop carbon emissions altogether? Cease to exist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)
That's great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (AllCR)
I'm glad to know my wife loves me and wouldn't even think about cheating anymore than I would. But this cuckery of men has got to just stop! Men that would even ALLOW this, like the guy building a shame shack for him to sleep in while his wife's boyfriend is banging her in his own house. Just NO! I say we line all these men up and just start bitch slapping them until they wake up or they are bloody messes from the bitch slapping. God I weep for the younger generations that keep peddling this stuff.
Posted by: Janir at December 10, 2018 03:56 PM (wnV4F)
Janir, @478:
"I say we line all these men up and just start bitch slapping them..."
immediately brought to mind the epic scene from the movie Airplane.
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