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Nonpartisan Unbiased Lifelong Republican Reverend Jim Comey: We Have Use "Every Breath We Have" To Push Trump Out of Office

There are only two ways to explain this:

Either he was already incredibly biased against Trump at the start of of his "investigation" and therefore should have recused himself, or started unbiased but became outraged, radicalized, and insane because Trump decided he wasn't doing a good job and fired him.

Neither is very reassuring about this "investigation," the FBI, or the permanent Derp State of bureaucratic Washington.

Former FBI Director James Comey asked American voters Sunday night to end Donald Trump's presidency with a "landslide" victory for his opponent in 2020.

"All of us should use every breath we have to make sure the lies stop on January 20, 2021," Comey told an audience at the 92nd Street Y on New York City's Upper East Side. He all but begged Democrats to set aside their ideological differences and nominate the person best suited to defeating Trump in an election.

"I understand the Democrats have important debates now over who their candidate should be," Comey told MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace, "but they have to win. They have to win."

...

"Leakin' James Comey must have set a record for who lied the most to Congress in one day. His Friday testimony was so untruthful!," Trump wrote, adding in a second post: "On 245 occasions, former FBI Director James Comey told House investigators he didn't know, didn't recall, or couldn't remember things when asked."

Comey laughed at the idea Trump had even looked over the actual testimony, joking to Wallace before she could read the tweets, "He's finished reading the 253 pages?"
After hearing the words out loud, he turned serious.

"My reaction to it is actually disturbing to me, which is kind of, 'Eh, there he goes again.' I thought I was 'Lyin' James Comey' now I'm 'Leakin' James Comey'. But I kind of shrug and sometimes smile and laugh about it and then I have a secondary reaction, which is to be horrified at my own numb reaction," Comey said. "We have to remind ourselves the President of the United States of America is publicly announcing that people are committing crimes, that they should be in jail."

Comey used the power of the state to put Trump in jail just because he wanted Hillary Clinton to be president, but it's dangerous for Trump to tweet at him.

And note that CNN claims that Trump is claiming without evidence -- the media's new favorite phrase -- that Comey is not telling the truth when he claims so much failure of memory. But as the next article points out, there is evidence of this -- at least of Comey claiming a suspicious amount of early-onset dementia.

On Friday, Comey admitted to congresssional questioners that he never even bothered to verify the claims made in the "dossier" he used to secure a FISA against Trump and people in his orbit, and made the further astonishing claim that he doesn't think it's his job to do so.

Republican lawmakers were aghast at his sudden lack of recollection of key events.

He didn't seem to know that his own FBI was using No. 4 Justice Department official Bruce Ohr as a conduit to keep collecting intelligence from Christopher Steele after the British intel operative was fired by the bureau for leaking and lying. In fact, Comey didn't seem to remember knowing that Steele had been terminated, according to sources in the room.

"His memory was so bad I feared he might not remember how to get out of the room after the interview," one lawmaker quipped. Lamented another: "It was like he suddenly developed dementia or Alzheimer's, after conveniently remembering enough facts to sell his book."

Faintness of memory is a common symptom for witnesses under the intense spotlight. But lawmakers were relieved when Comey could remember one fact that is essential to understanding if his FBI acted appropriately in the investigation of Donald Trump and Russia.

The towering ex-FBI boss confessed that the FBI had not corroborated much of the Steele dossier before it was submitted as evidence to a secret court to support a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) warrant to spy on Trump campaign adviser Carter Page in the final weeks of the election.

And Comey admitted much of the dossier remained uncorroborated more than six months later when he was fired by President Trump.

...

Comey now has confirmed what Republican lawmakers like Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) have warned about for months -- that the FBI used an unverified dossier, paid for by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party as political opposition research, to justify spying on the duly nominated GOP candidate for president just weeks before Election Day.

John Solomon's whole article is good.

Note that the media uses the phrase "without evidence" to describe the statements of Republicans who are first-hand witnesses to events. In other words: They don't count.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 11:59 AM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at December 10, 2018 11:58 AM (3sOO0)

2 Now back to read the content.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 10, 2018 11:59 AM (3sOO0)

3 ...I was aghast.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 10, 2018 12:00 PM (ct21k)

4 Comey Chameleon.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

5 "All of us should use every breath we have to make sure the lies stop on January 20, 2021," ...
____


So Comey's telling us on which day he's going to commit suicide?

Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 12:01 PM (w/mCE)

6 Sorry OT, Ace, but French generals/admirals are not too pleased with Macron's idea to sign onto the UN Migration Pact...

https://twitter.com/BillTufts/status/
1071958194174349313

Please return to your non-francophile comment thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (Evws/)

7 ...I was aghast.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 10, 2018 12:00 PM (ct21k)

Good one.

Posted by: tbodie at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (i+qnA)

8 Must be Comeys "time of the month" he is so hysterical

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (O2RFr)

9 Didn't Life-long Republican/Bushie/McCain campaign weaselette, Nicole Wallace, lead that talk?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

10 They are already worried

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (DodRu)

11 Woah from Comey's outrage you'd have expected Trump drone striked an American Citizen without trial or something. No way that could ever happen though. Right guys?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM (3sOO0)

12 Jim Comey: We Have Use "Every Breath We Have" To Push Trump Out of Office ... but I can't remember why

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:03 PM (QkjLD)

13 James Comey, shortlisted for Time's "Person of the Year."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

14 If Comey were a Dem and the Beast was preezy, he'd have been found with a self-inflicted bullet to the back of his head, right after her coronation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

15 And you people thought I was the most corrupt! Bawahahahahahahaha -- Transsexual zombie J. Edgar (Edwina) Hoover

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 12:04 PM (gmo/4)

16 Without evidence I claim to be a man.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 10, 2018 12:04 PM (BrQrN)

17 RINOs are more dangerous than left wingers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:04 PM (bim/x)

18 So Comet insists on being called "Lying-leaking Comey".

Got it.

Posted by: tbodie at December 10, 2018 12:04 PM (i+qnA)

19 If I accuse you of having sex with goats and your response is "you have no evidence". That's not a denial is it?

I accused you. You just said, prove it.

Okay. If you insist.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM (mGskv)

20 Wake me up after the shooting is over.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

21 As I mentioned below, my prog fish wrap's headline this morning screamed at me that Trump is going to be impeached and then go to jail.


Thanks for doing the DNC's work, AP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

22 Every breath you take...

Posted by: Sting at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM (jGvbj)

23 17 RINOs are more dangerous than left wingers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:04 PM (bim/x)

They are both dangerous in different ways. The Left wants to end Constitutional government. The GOP-e wants to help them, as long as they keep their class/caste perks.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 12:06 PM (J+mig)

24 This guy should be up against the wall or waiting for the helicopter ride.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:06 PM (tDk60)

25 Nonpartisan Unbiased Lifelong Republican Reverend Jim Comey: We Have Use "Every Breath We Have" To Push Trump Out of Office

I have a better idea. Hold your collective breathing until the end of PDT's second term. Problem solved.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 10, 2018 12:06 PM (vtcmf)

26 I am trying to think of a character in history who Comey reminds me of, Salieri? Rasputin?Ted Bundy? Creeps me out.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (AjNMO)

27 To be honest i don't know what comey's politics are...but what I do know is that he is a fuckin idiot and liar. He fucked The FAB as well remember. But he did succeed in one thing: He almost single handedly is bringing down the FBI

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (bim/x)

28 BREAKING Toledo couple Arrested on planning planning in attack on the bar, kill a rabbi and attack a synagogue

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (dKiJG)

29 I'll just leave this here, because the Left needs to remember it.
https://youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?t=3

These people are lawless petty tyrants and if they succeed (and I strongly suspect they will) then it's game over - law is dead and so is anyone else more or less arbitrarily.

Screw Comey and his merry gang of deep state lawbreakers. I hope they give him and his cabal the Cromwell treatment after they're convicted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (I2dne)

30 Without Evidence works both ways.

Global Warming, much?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (tDk60)

31 James Comey, Bob Mueller, John O Brennan, James Clapper; the bad cops all future bad cops will be measured against.
#FuckThemAllToDeath

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (Ftuf+)

32 Funny. The Democrats and the media have had Trump guilty of collusion with the Russians for two years now----"without evidence."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2018 12:08 PM (NFEMn)

33 I'll be buying my "Yellow Vest" today

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:08 PM (QkjLD)

34 Well, Trump made the brilliant decision to keep to keep Comey on.

Anyone from a mile away could see he was covering for Hillary.

Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2018 12:08 PM (UfkIY)

35 I held my breath once for 2 years.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (vtcmf)

36 James Comey, Bob Mueller, John O Brennan, James Clapper; the bad cops all future bad cops will be measured against.
#FuckThemAllToDeath
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 10, 2018 12:07 PM (Ftuf+)

Trump should actually use the phrase "dirty cops" in a speech or something. It will resonate with people.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

37 "No evidence of..." has been a Clintonian weasel phrase since forever.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (jGvbj)

38 Comey's wife and 4 Daughters are radical Feminista's who marched for the Pussy Hats. They went with Comey to knock on doors in the Va-7 to defeat Dave Bratt.

Comey cannot handle, that his legacy is now as a disgraced and fired, FBI director


Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (HrSJb)

39 Comey now has confirmed what Republican lawmakers like Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) have warned about for months -- that the FBI used an unverified dossier, paid for by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party as political opposition research, to justify spying on the duly nominated GOP candidate for president just weeks before Election Day.
=========
But the real threat here is Trump's tweets.

Oh his language is soo terribly brusque.

He tweets mean things about me that aren't true!

You should all come to my rescue and vote him out of office, just to rescue me!!!! Me! Me! Me!

Posted by: THE WORLD REVOlVES AROUND JAMES COMEY at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (NkXZf)

40 13 James Comey, shortlisted for Time's "Person of the Year."

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
____


So they get to honor their first trans-fluid person as well. Win/win!

Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (w/mCE)

41 I thought Comey wrote memos to himself --- and yet no he remembers nothing?
Even after writing a whole book about all this????

So much BS.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

42 The Justice Department is a fucking mess. So often, crticism of the Sessions DOJ is dismissed, even here, as commenters ranting unreasonably and shaking their fists at the sky. What people are really and truly upset about is the continuing lawlessness of the DOJ and the FBI, even (ostensibly) under Trump management.


Here is Judge Royce Lambreth just the other day, talking about his problem with specific reference to the Judicial Watch series of FOIA suits against State and DOJ:

At best, State's attempt to pass off its deficient search as
legally adequate during settlement negotiations was negligence born out
of incompetence. At worst, career employees in the State and Justice
Departments colluded to scuttle public scrutiny of Clinton, skirt FOIA,,and hoodwink this Court.

The current Justice Department made things worse.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (Z216Q)

43 >>Funny. The Democrats and the media have had Trump guilty of collusion with the Russians for two years now----"without evidence."

Noticed that did ya?

There's plenty of evidence Comey lied. There is also evidence he committed felonies.

It would be nice if we had a media that was as dumb and corrupt as the rest of the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

44 Comey must be Illuminardi.

Have Comey and Zuckerberg trade jobs.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (RuIsu)

45 What holds back Trump from getting Whitaker to name another special Counsel to investigate Comey and the FISA courts?

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (HrSJb)

46 Ah, James "Petyr Baelish" Comey. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (ftLC8)

47 Anyone from a mile away could see he was covering for Hillary.
Posted by: Blago at December 10, 2018 12:08 PM (UfkIY)

At times, but he also fucked her by announcing he was "opening back up" the investigation into things days before the Election. As I said he is a conflicted tard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (bim/x)

48
Comey's wife and 4 Daughters are radical Feminista's who marched for the Pussy Hats.

Now that you mention it, he *does* look p***y-whipped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

49
I'm sure it's not early-onsite dementia. Now if you axed me the same question about our current president Gerald Bush, I'd have a different answer.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Galore at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (jYje5)

50 James Comey, shortlisted for Time's "Person of the Year."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
++++++++++
I threw up in my mouth at the supermarket in 2008 when Time made the "Person of the Year" a swatch of mirror on the cover - it was *you* because you had the good sense to elect Obama.

Gross. Not even worth using as birdcage lining or kindling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (I2dne)

51 wasn't

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

52
They are already worried


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 12:02 PM

---

Yes they are. Imagine living in a world where one day you go from being the scapegoat for hillary losing the election to Trump to the next day where you are a hero because you resisted Trump and are now being invited to speak at democrat fundraisers.

The left is literally insane.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (JUOKG)

53 I am really disturbed by Romney going into the Senate. We have all seen in real time what Paul Ryan did with power. Gaaaaah. Senators are big on independent foreign policy (see McCain) and odds are that McMuffin will be a featured aide. Shadow governments and cabinets are sooooo Yurapeein' that he is the newly-elected Senator who will attempt the coup.

I despise GOP(d)(e) puppets. Like Comey.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (MIKMs)

54 Comey lusts for Lebron James' embrace

Posted by: MAGA69 at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (ZuY0G)

55 We need to make Abuses of Power by Government Officials / Employees a Capital Offense.

These people have way more power than one asshole with a gun.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (tDk60)

56 > Sorry OT, Ace, but French generals/admirals are not too pleased with Macron's idea to sign onto the UN Migration Pact...


So, what are the odds on what comes next for France?

Sixth Republic?
Third Empire?
Second Reign of Terror?
Restored Bourbon Monarchy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (ftLC8)

57 "No evidence of..." has been a Clintonian weasel phrase since forever.
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 12:09 PM (jGvbj)

Yes--but they use it to defend THEMSELVES. The media uses the phrase to pronounce Trump guilty. The Clintons are weasels, but the media is asking Trump--in effect-- to prove his innocence.
That's not how it's done.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

58 Comey used the power of the state to put Trump in jail just because he wanted Hillary Clinton to be president,

When did that happen? Seems like it would have made the news.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (eMYuB)

59 >>And Comey admitted much of the dossier remained uncorroborated more than six months later when he was fired by President Trump.


The FISA warrant was renewed **3** times after the initial request was approved.

How is it that there was never any follow-up with each renewal filing to verify that the investigation was yielding the expected -- or heck, ANY results of a crime????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

60 Comey now has confirmed what Republican lawmakers like Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) have warned about for months -- that the FBI used an unverified dossier, paid for by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party as political opposition research, to justify spying on the duly nominated GOP candidate for president just weeks before Election Day.

....................

Yet, idiots like Schiff for brains will push full ahead on impeachment..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (so+oy)

61 28. Amish from Yemen?

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (HrSJb)

62 Wearing that pink pussy hat was one of the proudest days of my life.

Posted by: James Homey at December 10, 2018 12:13 PM (vtcmf)

63 Every breath you take,
Every move you make,

The deep-state will be watching you.

Kindest regards,

James Comey

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at December 10, 2018 12:13 PM (prqy3)

64
I thought Comey wrote memos to himself --- and yet no he remembers nothing?

Even after writing a whole book about all this????



So much BS.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)


This. Why didn't they have a copy of his stupid book and challenge him on his lack of memory? I thought not remembering conversations and emails from two+ years ago is what got Corsi, Flynn, and others in trouble?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

65 Sorry OT, Ace, but French generals/admirals are not too pleased with Macron's idea to sign onto the UN Migration Pact...


So, what are the odds on what comes next for France?

Sixth Republic?
Third Empire?
Second Reign of Terror?
Restored Bourbon Monarchy

======
Yes. I wouldn't speculate on the order of events.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:13 PM (OP8AA)

66 These people have way more power than one asshole with a gun.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM (tDk60)

Really. Would you rather have a gun or a Fed. lawyer?

Posted by: BignJames at December 10, 2018 12:13 PM (cxHbL)

67 At times, but he also fucked her by announcing he was "opening back up" the investigation into things days before the Election. As I said he is a conflicted tard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM


He panicked when the Giuliani wing of the NY FBI got hold of Wieners laptop and wouldn't fork it over for immediate destruction.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:14 PM (jYje5)

68 Time was bought for one dollar. Obviously they are not relevant

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:14 PM (HrSJb)

69 The news of new gun control legislation in WA state is making me sick to my stomach.

Now, this happens every year. EVERY year. But in the wake of last year's anti-gun success I'm suddenly feeling gloomy.

And work is being a butt, so I may be offline a bit today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2018 12:14 PM (bcbK8)

70 I still maintain Trump should have fired Comey on day one. No Twitter, put it on YouTube. Stream live video.

"Director Comey, thank you for coming in. Yes, this is being recorded to video.

Thank you for getting me elected. But your handling of Hillary's criminal activities were so criminal in themselves that I cannot allow you to continue.

When you leave this office you will not reenter any Federal building except under escort, and you will not attempt to access any Federal electronic communication devices or computer systems. All clearances and systems access has been revoked.

I have ordered your pension not to be paid since you are being terminated for cause."

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 12:14 PM (8erNz)

71 Jimmy Drama is trying to create political immunity for himself. Any charges against him will be a Trump personal vendetta, you see.

Once again, its all about him

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (hg0Tw)

72 The FISA warrant was renewed **3** times after the initial request was approved.

How is it that there was never any follow-up with each renewal filing to verify that the investigation was yielding the expected -- or heck, ANY results of a crime????
Posted by: Lizzy

................

It WAS yielding results by that time..

the FBI had carte blanche to eavsdrop on American citizens in our own country!

And that gave them all the "evidence" they needed to trick Papadopolous & Kelly etc. etc.. into "lying" to the FBI.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (so+oy)

73 Time was bought for one dollar. Obviously they are not relevant

That was Newsweek.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

74 The Deep State Vagina is our most treasured commodity.

Posted by: James Homey at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (vtcmf)

75 >>Really. Would you rather have a gun or a Fed. lawyer?


How many lives do I want to ruin?

Because a lot of Federal Employees have the power to ruin more lives than any one person with a gun.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (tDk60)

76 Looking at the Dow, it is obvious now that the Deep State is going to make another one of their futile big pushes. Arrest a Chinese CEO to negate the tarriff deal etc..

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (HrSJb)

77 69

Soon a bb gun will be about all you can own in Washington. Which needs to be in a gun safe and can only hold 1 round.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (tQAiL)

78 Dems are the party of the mafia, of the convicts, of the foreigners, of the Stalinistas (like Mueller and those using government to protect crooks, and try to jail duly elected presidents.


Normalcy bias keeps a lot of people living in MSM Fake News ... living TheNarrative like a soap opera. Don't kill their suspended disbelief with harsh facts ... they might get upset ... it's like taking away their addiction. The hate is strong ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (Cus5s)

79 73. So $2 dollars

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (HrSJb)

80 This. Why didn't they have a copy of his stupid book and challenge him on his lack of memory? I thought not remembering conversations and emails from two+ years ago is what got Corsi, Flynn, and others in trouble?



Posted by: Jane D'oh
=====
BC that is the kind of thing they do to people that are on the opposite side. Comey is on the same side as the uniparty. He is the uniparty spokesmodel - a transgender, seven foot tall Joe Isuzu.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (kH6ls)

81 >>He panicked when the Giuliani wing of the NY FBI got hold of Wieners laptop and wouldn't fork it over for immediate destruction.


And Erik Prince/Blackwater went on a radio show and talked about the contents of Weiner's laptop per contacts he had in NYPD.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)

82 I'm beginning to believe that Comey may have issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (cqNba)

83 I remain confident in the knowledge we will never know the complete extent of Clinton/Obama lawlessness. It simply has to be much, much worse than the lawlessness we DO know about.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (Ftuf+)

84 Soon a bb gun will be about all you can own in Washington. Which needs to be in a gun safe and can only hold 1 round.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (tQAiL)


And you will *still* manage to shoot your eye out!

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (jGvbj)

85 Because a lot of Federal Employees have the power to ruin more lives than any one person with a gun.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM (tDk60)

Yeah, I was agreeing w/you.

Posted by: BignJames at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (cxHbL)

86 Dear Diary,

I just remembered something for a change; President Trump obstructed justice!

I was talking to my beach friends and it all came back to me. It was at a party. I remember hiding in the drapes. Lewandowski held me down while Trump obstructed me over and over. I'll never forget the laughter. It's seared into my hipo...hypo...hippa...memory.

Hold me.

Posted by: Professor Director Jim Comey-Ford at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (Ndje9)

87 Tomorrow I am going back down to Portsmouth VA and taking all my 15 capacity Mags to give to a friend for safe keeping or for ever. What a fucked up State NJ is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (bim/x)

88 69. Mark, your vote means nothing in a deep blue state like Washington.

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:17 PM (HrSJb)

89 Looking at the Dow, it is obvious now that the Deep
State is going to make another one of their futile big pushes. Arrest a
Chinese CEO to negate the tarriff deal etc..





Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM

---

Tell me if I am reading your post wrong, but you think the deep state got together with Canada to arrest that woman to thwart Trump's trade deals?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 10, 2018 12:18 PM (JUOKG)

90 It's like no one seizes or pounces anymore.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 12:18 PM (yL25O)

91 "and can only hold 1 round."


Well, BBs are round.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:18 PM (cqNba)

92 Normalcy bias keeps a lot of people living in MSM Fake News ... living TheNarrative like a soap opera. Don't kill their suspended disbelief with harsh facts ... they might get upset ... it's like taking away their addiction. The hate is strong ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2018 12:16 PM (Cus5s)
++++++++++++
Hmmm. There's an idea. It wouldn't do anything for cable news, but I wonder how the Big Four networks would take it if their primary and all affiliate FCC licenses were to get pulled.

"Big Four, the airwaves are to be used in the public interest. How does your biased coverage and all these specific examples of explicit lying serve the public interest?"
"Mr. Commissioner, Trump is bad and defeating him is in the public interest."
"That is up to the voters to decide, not you. Your licenses are revoked effective immediately. Your spectrum license fees will be returned to you, less a 50% administration fee."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:18 PM (I2dne)

93 It's like no one seizes or pounces anymore.

*nods*

Posted by: Overreaching Republicans at December 10, 2018 12:19 PM (BrQrN)

94 87. That will be back to the 3rd circuit when Trump gets control of that court with the two vacancies, Never

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:19 PM (HrSJb)

95 And I'm out for the day.

I want every one of these bastards to exit head-first out of a one-way Pinochet Airlines flight.

I'm beginning to think Jeremiah Wright was, of all things, right. Yes, God damn an America that lets scum like this breathe free air.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2018 12:19 PM (kqsXK)

96 89. Yes, I do

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:19 PM (HrSJb)

97 NGU, the last-minute "re-opening" (itself, suspected at the time and now pretty clearly shown to *itself* be yet another lie and probably crime of obstruction of justice - Weiner laptop info NOT actually examined) was clearly to avoid being caught red-handed having engaged in heavy-handed, clumsy, Soviet-style obvious obstruction of justice.


When you're the Mexican federales, how long would it take to build a reputation for integrity?


I see the federal judiciary, DOJ, FBI pretty much the same way now.


No, of course, the rot is not universal or symmetrical or of decades' standing.


But everything we're talking about - and it is Super-Scandal Complex, not just one or two little things - pretty much implicates and delegitimizes these key institutions. People become inured to appalling s**t, when buried in it. Every single element of all these scandals - by themselves - are nukyler and historic, and as little as 20 years ago would have led to political earthquakes, prosecutions, and serious reforms. Today? Well just look.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (QDnY+)

98 Yet, useful idiots like Schiff for brains will push full ahead on impeachment..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2018 12:12 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (ctuyM)

99 I read an oped at The Hill on why Dem wish list items like $15 min wage, Medicare for all, etc will hurt small business.

And the comments were all basically so what? Employees deserve it and if businesses fail too fucking bad. This is the ACO millenial movement. It is scary as fuck how prevelant that thinking has become.

If Dems win the senate and presidency in 2020 we are fucked and will pine for the good old days of Obama.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (tQAiL)

100
*obsevation*


Having a Constitution isnt very practical when nobody wants to follow it. Mr Comey.... you know youre advocating for The Thunderdome Rules of Governance, right??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

101 >>It WAS yielding results by that time..


Well, I meant evidence that the Steele dossier was accurate; evidence that verified its contents.

Frustrating how this guy gets away with using the dossier to get a FISA warrant - a warrant specifically designed for an imminent national security threat - and then a year later says he still hadn't verified its contents, and really, what's the point of verifying it?

I know, this is expecting these tools to pretend like they are playing by the rules...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

102 investigation into things days before the Election. As I said he is a conflicted tard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:10 PM

He panicked when the Giuliani wing of the NY FBI got hold of Wieners laptop and wouldn't fork it over for immediate destruction.
==========
Yep. He had to "do" something, and even then he tippy toed around everything to a ridiculous extent. He's deep state tool.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:20 PM (3OWLv)

103 Washington DC needs to be burned to the ground. And lamp posts festooned with the guilty. It's the only way to end this.

Otherwise, it's only going to get worse. Much much worse.

Posted by: Sooner at December 10, 2018 12:21 PM (Fs5vw)

104 And I'm out for the day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 10, 2018 12:19 PM (kqsXK)



I left something nice for you in the other thread. Please check it before you go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)

105 What is the maximum capacity in NJ under the new law?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:21 PM (tQAiL)

106 What is the maximum capacity in NJ under the new law?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:21 PM (tQAiL)

10

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (bim/x)

107 Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (h5Df3)

108 Another site, does have a good take on the Kav/roberts vote today.

They feel Ginsberg vacancy is coming soon, and by taking the PP thing off the table, it will help a new nominee like Barrett. FWIW

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (HrSJb)

109 10....better than CA at least which I believe is 7.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (tQAiL)

110 #89 Insty just posted a link to a Spengler PJM piece about it saying...

The United States took the utterly unprecedented step of arranging the
arrest of a prominent Chinese national in another country, namely
Canada, over sanctions violations, which until now have been addressed
with economic penalties, and attempting to extradite the Chinese
national to face criminal charges in the United States. And the person
in question is the daughter of the founder of Huawei, one of China's
most prominent business leaders. Nobody told the president as he sat
down to negotiate with Xi Jinping? That doesn't wash.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (Evws/)

111 >>103 Washington DC needs to be burned to the ground. And lamp posts festooned with the guilty. It's the only way to end this. Posted by: Sooner at December 10, 2018 12:21 PM (Fs5vw)

In the event, Zod will be hosting the after-party across the river. Bring your own booze/meat/guns/dogs/spouse

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

112 Comey is such an irritating, smug, asshole.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 12:23 PM (a0IVu)

113 >>What is the maximum capacity in NJ under the new law?


For Holy Hand Grenades? Three.

Posted by: Brother Maynard at December 10, 2018 12:23 PM (tDk60)

114 Abolish the FBI.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (h5Df3)
++++++++++
Good start. I used to think that would be enough, but not anymore. DOJ needs to go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:23 PM (I2dne)

115 Sixth Republic?
Third Empire?
Second Reign of Terror?
Restored Bourbon Monarchy

======
Yes. I wouldn't speculate on the order of events.


You forgot the Fronde, the Commune, etc.

Froggie has a history. Entertaining at a distance.

The Brits don't have enough of a navy left to blockade a waterslide. And there's that tunnel thing.

We'll know the Frogs have gone over the edge when the Italians and the Brits (okay, if I'm going to be equally racist that's the Wops and the Rosbifs) are plugging up all the tunnels they let the French build.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 12:23 PM (8erNz)

116 Our Deep State is incompetent, arrogant, and vindictive. But really, isn't that just the Hillary Clinto0n story?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 12:24 PM (hLRSq)

117 Another site, does have a good take on the Kav/roberts vote today.

They feel Ginsberg vacancy is coming soon, and by taking the PP thing off the table, it will help a new nominee like Barrett. FWIW
Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (HrSJb)

Just like how the Ocare decision was really a victory because something something. I remember lots of silver lining type stuff that was also total bullshit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:24 PM (tQAiL)

118 Lutefisk -- it's bad to the bone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

119 James Comey, John Brennan, James Clapper, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr, and Bill Priestap (to name just the most prominent conspirators) conspired to obstruct justice on behalf of Hillary Clinton while fraudulently obtaining FISA warrants in order to help defeat her opponent, and to remove him from office once he defeated her.

This constitutes the single worst crime ever committed by US law enforcement and the IC.

That in itself is very bad, but not disastrous or even unexpected.

The fact that every single one of them subsequently perjured themselves when called to account, and simply walk our streets as free men and women, wholly unaccountable, IS disastrous.

This is lawless usurpation of political power by left-wing authoritarian spooks, and they have proven themselves beyond any kind of reprisal for their very, very serious crimes against every person in this country.

There are only two remaining corrective measures for this untenable situation, and I'm pulling for "military coup d'etat." I think that would be the more bloodless option.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 12:25 PM (AzW6q)

120 Comey at 6' 4" show that you really can pile it that high

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (QkjLD)

121 Nobody told the president as he sat
down to negotiate with Xi Jinping? That doesn't wash.


I'm contrasting Spengler's piece with Bolton's statement on NPR that he knew, and he knew why, in advance of the arrest.

Bolton's no shrinking violet and not likely to keep the deep state's secrets from the President.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (8erNz)

122 Comey laughed at the idea Trump had even looked over the actual
testimony, joking to Wallace before she could read the tweets, "He's
finished reading the 253 pages?"


Says the guy who went through 30,000 of Hillary Clinton's email in a single day and pronounced them innocuous. Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ght.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (fD23g)

123 I Pencil Neck Schiff and Loopy produced a child that child's face would consist entirely of eyes. It would be Gollum.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (MkcN1)

124 123 I Pencil Neck Schiff and Loopy produced a child that child's face would consist entirely of eyes. It would be Gollum.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (MkcN1)

And teeth. lots of teeth.

Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (a0IVu)

125 I don't get why Trump isn't declassifying stuff. A bit at a time, drip drip method.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (tQAiL)

126 Looking at the Dow, it is obvious now that the Deep
State is going to make another one of their futile big pushes. Arrest a
Chinese CEO to negate the tarriff deal etc..





Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:15 PM

---

Tell me if I am reading your post wrong, but you think the deep state got together with Canada to arrest that woman to thwart Trump's trade deals?
========
Implausible? Well, the FBI, Justice and an Outgoing presidential administration spied on the president elect, wiretapped him by using oppo research they knew was unreliable to hoodwink a federal into okaying the whole thing.

If that's possible, then surely inter agency intelligence cooperation between Canada and our Deep state is plausible.

Not that this is what happened but I wouldn't point and laugh either.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NkXZf)

127



Comey's horrible memory and lack of attention to detail as FBI Director by itself was grounds for his termination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

128 They feel Ginsberg vacancy is coming soon, and by taking the PP thing off the table, it will help a new nominee like Barrett. FWIW
Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:22 PM (HrSJb)

Just like how the Ocare decision was really a victory because something something. I remember lots of silver lining type stuff that was also total bullshit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:24 PM (tQAiL)

What that decision was really about?

Was not abortion, but about the Power of a Court to dictate how a State spends their money.

Its the continuation of the O'care doctrine, that Courts are the final arbiter of how States and PEOPLE spend their own money.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

129
If I accuse you of having sex with goats and your response is "you have no evidence". That's not a denial is it?

I accused you. You just said, prove it.

Okay. If you insist.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM (mGskv)






LBJ once directed his staff to accuse an opponent of pig-fucking. When they balked at the obvious falsehood, he said "Of course it ain't true, but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (veoSD)

130 It would never happen, but I would like to see them all charged with scores of millions of counts of "Deprivation of rights under color of law" (however many registered voters there are). If found guilty, I would like to see those sentences served consecutively.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:28 PM (I2dne)

131 It's like no one seizes or pounces anymore.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 12:18 PM (yL25O)


Comey flounces.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 12:28 PM (hLRSq)

132 I don't know about Canada and Deep State cooperation because the Chinks have threatened retaliation and Justin owes the Chinks an awful lot.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 12:28 PM (Evws/)

133 Implausible? Well, the FBI, Justice and an Outgoing presidential administration spied on the president elect, wiretapped him by using oppo research they knew was unreliable to hoodwink a federal into okaying the whole thing.

If that's possible, then surely inter agency intelligence cooperation between Canada and our Deep state is plausible.

Not that this is what happened but I wouldn't point and laugh either.
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NkXZf)

And the same system that allowed that to happen, is still in place with no changes, even though Congress reauthorized it AFTER most of these shenanigans were known.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

134 Comey is just a buffah. One of many. Some are higher up than others.

Posted by: Cicci at December 10, 2018 12:29 PM (jGvbj)

135 Rand Paul doesn't know when to shut up. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:29 PM (bim/x)

136 21 As I mentioned below, my prog fish wrap's headline this morning screamed at me that Trump is going to be impeached and then go to jail.


Thanks for doing the DNC's work, AP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:05 PM

In Keith Olbermann's last "Resistance" video, he signed off saying his work was done, as there were multiple freight trains of impeachable offenses headed towards Trump, and his presidency would last past (I think) Christmas 2018.

I guess we'll see if Olbermann's a retard or not.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 10, 2018 12:30 PM (3MG/9)

137 117. Touche. True

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:30 PM (HrSJb)

138 Curious how Comey is so outrageously outraged over Trump's lies about sex, but not the least bit concerned about Hillary's lies about her e-mails, her pay-to-play "foundation," Benghazi, etc., and Obama's lies about everything.

But I guess his highly selective outrage just proves what a good Republican he is, right Miss Kristol?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2018 12:30 PM (fqUgw)

139 Comey now has confirmed what Republican lawmakers like Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) have warned about for months -- that the FBI used an unverified dossier, paid for by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party as political opposition research, to justify spying on the duly nominated GOP candidate for president just weeks before Election Day.


And there's the reason why the ACLU gave pretending being interested in human rights. If a warrant for a mass murderer was obtained using such sources, they'd scream for anything resulting from it to be shit-canned. As would the so-called Innocence project.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2018 12:30 PM (e1q4h)

140 Hey but the FBI/DOJ has the time to raid the Clinton Foundation whistle blowers house and hoover up all of his shit.


Basically what we are witness to is the fact that our government is largely illegitimate and that our LE and IC apparatuses have been fully politicized and weaponized, and apparently controlled by the Clintons, their satellites and affiliates who are dispersed and embedded throughout the administrative state.


Trump ain't solving this shit, he's merely a speed bump and will be in jail the moment he leaves office.


He better hope the government doesn't randomly transfer him to some minimum security prison and leave him in gen pop ala Whitey Bulger.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 12:30 PM (qxq6t)

141 Implausible? Well, the FBI, Justice and an Outgoing presidential administration spied on the president elect, wiretapped him by using oppo research they knew was unreliable to hoodwink a federal into okaying the whole thing...

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NkXZf)


I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (T71PA)

142 I went to college with a guy named 'Touche'.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (tDk60)

143 > So, what are the odds on what comes next for France?

> Sixth Republic?
> Third Empire?
> Second Reign of Terror?
> Restored Bourbon Monarchy?

Did some checking, and the current contenders are:

Henri, Count of Paris ("Orleanist")
Louis Alphonse, Duke of Anjou ("Legitimist", and also a descendant of Francisco Franco)
Jean-Christophe, Prince Napoléon (Napoleonist)
Charles, Prince Napoléon (other Napoleonists)

Long shots:

Queen Elizabeth II of England (the Hanovers renounced their claim to the French throne in 1801, but such claims can be renewed)
Franz, Duke of Bavaria (Jacobite pretender to the throne of England, and thus, France)
King Felipe VI of Spain (of Bourbon descent)


Also, there's probably a good Dan Brown novel to be had in checking DNA databases to find the closest male line descendant of the Merovingians and Carolingians.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (ftLC8)

144
It's funny how the standard Donk defense tactic is either the non-sequitur "You're racist! And/or sexist!" or "I'm a low-IQ incompetent with amnesia."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (veoSD)

145 Rand Paul doesn't know when to shut up. Sigh


You're a fan of the Patriot Act and spying on Americans?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (fuK7c)

146 128. Don, if that is true, then why is C.Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch so upset?

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (HrSJb)

147 I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (T71PA)

----

THIS.


They are fricking in on it too.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

148

LBJ once directed his staff to accuse an opponent of pig-fucking. When
they balked at the obvious falsehood, he said "Of course it ain't true,
but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."


Could the nation have elected a smarter, more intelligent and mature president than LBJ? What a blinding intellect he had. Just what we needed to heal the national wound of Kennedy's assassination...

/s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (HaL55)

149 "Just like how the Ocare decision was really a victory because something something. I remember lots of silver lining type stuff that was also total bullshit. "

Or as someone once said:


On the plus side, the Titanic disaster did cause the development of much safer passenger ship travel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (cqNba)

150 >>And the same system that allowed that to happen, is still in place with no changes, even though Congress reauthorized it AFTER most of these shenanigans were known.

Nunes made quite a few changes to the FISA laws before they were approved.

A couple big changes were in the unmasked and 702 "about" procedures.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (/tuJf)

151 2018 cannot go away fast enough. Awful year

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (HrSJb)

152 Limit in CA is 10 rounds. Same in CO and most states with such idiotic laws, I believe.


So, same as NJ now.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

153
You're a fan of the Patriot Act and spying on Americans?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM


That's one of his most curious traits. I like NGU for 99% but he has a soft spot for the spying on citizens.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (jYje5)

154 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (ftLC

Hell, Elizabeth is busy giving up her own country.

She has the legal power to stomp all over the EU in the Brexit deal... but is busy giving away the country her Forefathers helped create.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

155 Restored Bourbon Monarchy?
==========

I was to be the Bourbon Monarchy!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 10, 2018 12:34 PM (vg8iE)

156 Comey laughed at the idea Trump had even looked over the actual

testimony, joking to Wallace before she could read the tweets, "He's

finished reading the 253 pages?"
=====

That is where I have serious problems with the parochial and ignorant DC 'upper classes'. Real Estate contracts, Construction contracts, Engineering drawings, etc -- do you read them? If you can't or don't, you are not successful. I'll put my dollar/donuts bet right now that PDJT puts the old Evelyn Wood methods to shame.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 12:34 PM (MIKMs)

157 > You forgot the Fronde, the Commune, etc.

Oh, yeah. I was just hitting the high points.

Another longshot:

Half of France gets annexed by vacationing Danish retirees.

It's happened before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:34 PM (ftLC8)

158
2018 cannot go away fast enough. Awful year


Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (HrSJb)


Sadly, I believe we'll look back and think 2018 was a picnic compared to 2019. Nancy Palsi and the Dems are like sharks beginning a feeding frenzy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 10, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

159 Faintness of memory occurs when you know the Democrats are coming in and they'll cover up your crimes.

These turds had two full fucking years to dig up enough dirt to make charges against this asshole stick. Instead they played failure theater yet again.

GOPe is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (4ErVI)

160

LBJ once directed his staff to accuse an opponent of pig-fucking. When
they balked at the obvious falsehood, he said "Of course it ain't true,
but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."

Could the nation have elected a smarter, more intelligent and mature president than LBJ? What a blinding intellect he had. Just what we needed to heal the national wound of Kennedy's assassination...

/s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (HaL55)







The same cocksucker used to make his advisors meet him while he was sitting on the White House toilet taking a shit. To teach them humility.

Seriously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (veoSD)

161 I just listened to the recording of the wind on Mars.
It contained more factual information than anything that has come out of the Deep State.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (0tfLf)

162 On the plus side, the Titanic disaster did cause the development of much safer passenger ship travel.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (cqNba)

...

ahem

Posted by: James Cameron at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (yL25O)

163
Limit in CA is 10 rounds. Same in CO and most states with such idiotic laws, I believe.


So, same as NJ now.

-----

Curses. Foiled by the infidels again. We cannot use our AKs in California, Colorado and now NEW JERSEY because they are now illegal.

Why does Allah allow us to be thwarted at every turn.??

Posted by: Achmed the Terrorist at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

164 Rand Paul doesn't know when to shut up. Sigh


You're a fan of the Patriot Act and spying on Americans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (fuK7c)

Not really against it no. And that's your interpertation of it...but my comment was more directed at Paul. Whether he ( and you) are right about PDT's AG Nominee, now is not the time to be rocking the boat in public

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (bim/x)

165 #143 I think the current Duc D'Orleans is the official Bourbon heir although, obviously, the family has renounced the claim for the past 100+ years.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (Evws/)

166 146 128. Don, if that is true, then why is C.Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch so upset?
Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (HrSJb)

Because they don't buy into that Doctrine.

But it sounds like Kav and Roberts do (I know Roberts does simply by his O'Care 'decision').

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (NgKpN)

167 >>The same cocksucker used to make his advisors meet him while he was sitting on the White House toilet taking a shit. To teach them humility. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (veoSD)

Robert Caro's LBJ bio is full of these kinds of anecdotes. The man was completely vulgar.

Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

168 a good Dan Brown novel

This does not compute.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (e1q4h)

169 > What a blinding intellect he had.

You people have heard the recording of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks over the phone, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (ftLC8)

170 Sadly, I believe we'll look back and think 2018 was a picnic compared to 2019. Nancy Palsi and the Dems are like sharks beginning a feeding frenzy.
======
It would be wise to prepare, in every respect, for the coming year.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (3OWLv)

171 >>I just listened to the recording of the wind on Mars.


'And the wind.
it whisperss...

'Marvin' '.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (tDk60)

172 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

173 So, what are the odds on what comes next for France?

"I blow with the wind, Rick. And currently, the prevailing wind blows from Vichy."

Don't rule out that chapter of French governance. It's happened before.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM (fD23g)

174 "Limit in CA is 10 rounds. Same in CO and most states with such idiotic laws, I believe.


So, same as NJ now."

Oddly enough, while it is illegal to purchase rifle magazines with greater than 20 round capacity in Maryland, it is not illegal to own said magazines.

Yes, I can travel thirty miles north into PA with a van, and purchase a van load of such 30 round magazines in PA, and turn right around and return to my home in Maryland with them. And then I am also able to use them in Maryland as well.

Just so long as I don't try to sell any of those magazines in Maryland.

That would be illegal.

And now, we in Maryland are safer for this law.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM (cqNba)

175 160

LBJ once directed his staff to accuse an opponent of pig-fucking. When
they balked at the obvious falsehood, he said "Of course it ain't true,
but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."

Could the nation have elected a smarter, more intelligent and mature president than LBJ? What a blinding intellect he had. Just what we needed to heal the national wound of Kennedy's assassination...

/s

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 12:32 PM (HaL55)







The same cocksucker used to make his advisors meet him while he was sitting on the White House toilet taking a shit. To teach them humility.

Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (veoSD)

...

There is recorded audio that i heard one time of a call between LBJ and his tailor. LBJ is discussing the cut of the pants and the need for extra room for his balls.

Maybe that was an issue for him, but the whole thing is just gobsmackingly crass.

His tailor recorded the conversations I think with LBJ's approval to be sure he could review the orders and get them correct.

Posted by: James Cameron at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM (yL25O)

176
Just like how the Ocare decision was really a victory because something something. I remember lots of silver lining type stuff that was also total bullshit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:24 PM (tQAiL)


Allowing the states to strip federal money from a federal program is the job of congress not the court.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 12:38 PM (TAmPV)

177 Comey laughed at the idea Trump had even looked over the actual

testimony, joking to Wallace before she could read the tweets, "He's

finished reading the 253 pages?"

ha fucking Ha asshole;The idiots who voted for Obamacare never read the goddam thing.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at December 10, 2018 12:38 PM (e1q4h)

178 Long shots:

Queen Elizabeth II of England (the Hanovers renounced their claim to the French throne in 1801, but such claims can be renewed)



Why not? It's not like the Royals have a lot of Brit blood in their veins anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 12:38 PM (0tfLf)

179 my comment was more directed at Paul. Whether he ( and you) are right about PDT's AG Nominee, now is not the time to be rocking the boat in public

Eh, that's fair but it's exactly why I like Paul. He's about the only guy I can think of who always puts his conscience first, whether or not I agree with him.

I'm down with rocking the boat. We don't need Trump Troopers. Trump will get most of what he wants most of the time and that's good enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (fuK7c)

180 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM


Which will go no where in the Senate. Turtle might just fold the paper up and stick it in his back pocket for two years.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (jYje5)

181 Hate to be Eeyore (again), but the writing documenting the end of the U.S. republic is on the proverbial wall.

2018 will be seen in the future as the crossroad year when we could have had it all and threw it away forever.

And by we I mean the media, lobbyists, beltway republicans and democrats, and last, but not least, unelected bureaucrats in the DoJ, CIA, FBI and Obama's administration.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (yScAF)

182 >>I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.




Bingo
How is it THEY didn't require Comet et al to follow-up on veracity of dossier allegations included in the initial FISA warrant when they renewed it **3 times**.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (W+vEI)

183 Maybe that was an issue for him, but the whole thing is just gobsmackingly crass.

----

It is true the Johnson was very proud of his larger than average genitalia and was known to show it off on occasion.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

184
The same cocksucker used to make his advisors meet him while he was sitting on the White House toilet taking a shit. To teach them humility.

Seriously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (veoSD)

I didn't know this until recently, but JFK signed an executive order to have the US Government actually print its own money, because he did not like the power of the Fed Res Bank.

6 months later he was assassinated and one of the first things Johnson did, was rescind that order.

What a coincidence!

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (NgKpN)

185 Curses. Foiled by the infidels again. We cannot use our AKs in California, Colorado and now NEW JERSEY because they are now illegal.

Why does Allah allow us to be thwarted at every turn.??
Posted by: Achmed the Terrorist at December 10, 2018 12:35 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++
And this, right here, is why it can never work and no one on the freedom-squashing Left can be even casually accused of honesty.

It can't work. It is logically impossible. Murder is the highest crime we have, and it has the harshest sentence. Depending on the state, you will get the death penalty or life imprisonment. If you are willing to accept the possibility of that harsh outcome, then *any other crime* you commit to pursue the base crime is "free."

They can kill you or lock you up forever precisely once. If you're committed to murder, then any other crime you commit in pursuit of it is consequence-free - they don't matter.

Increasing the harshness of other laws can never work. They pursue gun grabbing in the name of preventing murder and this is ludicrous on its face. (In fairness, sometimes they claim it is for the children of course)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (I2dne)

186 180 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM

Which will go no where in the Senate. Turtle might just fold the paper up and stick it in his back pocket for two years.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (jYje5)

...

I would wear it like a paper hat everywhere I went. Just to piss off the right people.

Posted by: James Cameron at December 10, 2018 12:40 PM (yL25O)

187 182 >>I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.




Bingo
How is it THEY didn't require Comet et al to follow-up on veracity of dossier allegations included in the initial FISA warrant when they renewed it **3 times**.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (W+vEI)

Note, the last time it was renewed, it was signed by??? Rosenstein. Who was overseeing the Mueller probe.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

188 Like I said before, why the hell did Republicans wait this fucking long?

Comey should be in jail with Hillary right now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)

189 171 >>I just listened to the recording of the wind on Mars.


'And the wind.
it whisperss...

'Marvin' '.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM



I just, no shit, ran it through the 'puter and played it backwards. It says, "Orangemanbad"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (0tfLf)

190 Under Sharia law the testimony of a Republican does not count unless also witnessed by three Leftists.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (koNhm)

191 Eh, that's fair but it's exactly why I like Paul. He's about the only guy I can think of who always puts his conscience first, whether or not I agree with him.

I'm down with rocking the boat. We don't need Trump Troopers. Trump will get most of what he wants most of the time and that's good enough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (fuK7c)

It is not about "Trump Troopers"...this is war and the left NEVER gives an inch to us NEVER. And they are hell bent on impeaching him and causing trouble and stopping our agenda at all costs. THIS is NOT the time for a civil war on our side. And anyway after making some noise Rand will fold like he usually does

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (bim/x)

192 Comey is a walking-talking case of Obstruction of Justice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)

193 off sock

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 12:41 PM (yL25O)

194 152
Limit in CA is 10 rounds. Same in CO and most states with such idiotic laws, I believe.


So, same as NJ now.




Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

No, the limit in CO is 15

Posted by: America's chickennnza at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (HqwAR)

195 ">>I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.




Bingo "

Want a good 'tell' that they weren't hoodwinked?

Most Judges get right pissed off if they are lied to on the bench.

You see any sign of outrage from these folk?

Yeh...didn't think so.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (cqNba)

196 It's not like the Royals have a lot of Brit blood in their veins anyway.

I'm not one to point fingers, but Charles and perhaps some of Elizabeth's grandchildren have that facial expression that makes one thing someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family, in the Biblical sense. Inbreeding has consequences. It's not just for us rednecks anymore.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (fD23g)

197 I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.




Bingo
How is it THEY didn't require Comet et al to follow-up on veracity of dossier allegations included in the initial FISA warrant when they renewed it **3 times**.
Posted by: Lizzy

That whistleblower who was raided was the victim of a warrant obtained AFTER he was accorded whistleblower status.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (e1q4h)

198 The Fed doesn't print money, although its ability to affect the money supply is much greater than the volume of currency printed.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (h5Df3)

199 > think the current Duc D'Orleans is the official Bourbon heir although

There is no current Duc D'Orleans. The current head of the House of Orleans is Henri, Count of Paris, mentioned above.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (ftLC8)

200 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM

Which will go no where in the Senate. Turtle might just fold the paper up and stick it in his back pocket for two years.

=========
As long as Trump's approval rating is well north of 40 he's good. If the RINO's sense he's weak, they'll gut him.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (3OWLv)

201 You should read Mollie Hemminway's article about Mueller's long horrible record of investigations /witch hunts. This whole thing is an unjust farce.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (9hauA)

202
There was no ka-boom!!!!


There was supposed to be an Earth shattering ka-boom!!!

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (8XRCm)

203 You people have heard the recording of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks over the phone, right?


OMG, the belch in the middle of that is epic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (fuK7c)

204 It is true the Johnson was very proud of his larger than average genitalia and was known to show it off on occasion.

Hence the euphemism, "Johnson."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (fD23g)

205 "No, the limit in CO is 15"

That's less than 10, right?

Posted by: Average 12th Grader at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (cqNba)

206 "As long as Trump's approval rating is well north of 40 he's good. If the RINO's sense he's weak, they'll gut him."

This is known as tyranny by democracy not a Constitutional Republic.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (koNhm)

207 122 Comey laughed at the idea Trump had even looked over the actual
testimony, joking to Wallace before she could read the tweets, "He's
finished reading the 253 pages?"

Says the guy who went through 30,000 of Hillary Clinton's email in a single day and pronounced them innocuous. Ri-i-i-i-i-i-ght.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:26 PM (fD23g)

Bingo

Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

208 I'm thinking the FISA court wasn't "hoodwinked" into anything.




Bingo
How is it THEY didn't require Comet et al to follow-up on veracity of dossier allegations included in the initial FISA warrant when they renewed it **3 times**.
Posted by: Lizzy

That whistleblower who was raided was the victim of a warrant obtained AFTER he was accorded whistleblower status.
=======
Well how else were we supposed to find out what you had on us, wait until we've been indicted and get discovery from the military prosecutors?

Posted by: the deep state at December 10, 2018 12:44 PM (mGskv)

209 50
I threw up in my mouth at the supermarket in 2008 when Time made the "Person of the Year" a swatch of mirror on the cover - it was *you* because you had the good sense to elect Obama.......
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 12:11 PM (I2dne)
-------------------------------------
No, I think that's perfect.
Obama himself, in Dreams FMF, described himself as a mirror onto which others could project anything they wanted to see.
What better cover could there be for narcissists electing the Supreme Narcissist?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 12:44 PM (Rxduq)

210

You people have heard the recording of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks over the phone, right?

Are we absolutely sure he wasn't from Alabama?
Such comportment. Totally suitable for the Office of the President of these United States and the leader of the free world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)

211 Although modern strains of Mycobacterium tuberculosis from the Americas closely match those from Europe - indicating that human TB was introduced after Columbus - the new findings show that seals and sea lions, or pinnipeds, acquired the disease from humans in Africa and then carried it to the Americas more than 1,000 years ago.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:44 PM (+8Yuj)

212 205 "No, the limit in CO is 15"

That's less than 10, right?

Posted by: Average 12th Grader at December 10, 2018 12:43 PM



THIS is why we don't do the maths here.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (0tfLf)

213 Not really against it no. And that's your interpertation of it...but my comment was more directed at Paul. Whether he ( and you) are right about PDT's AG Nominee, now is not the time to be rocking the boat in public

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2018 12:36 PM (bim/x)


If Sen. Paul is against the abuses then perhaps he should suggest to someone to get a bill together to address those and change it. Oh wait - he can do that right now as a member of the US Senate. So why hasn't he?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

214 "It's not just for us rednecks anymore."

What ever happened to not stealing from our culture?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (cqNba)

215 With such a poor memory, Saint Comey should have resigned from the FBI ages ago. I'm pretty sure a functional memory was required for his job.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (9hauA)

216 It's not like the Royals have a lot of Brit blood in their veins anyway.

-----

Que?!?!

Their entire infield is Hispanic!! The only white dude left are some pitchers and Ned Yost!

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

217
holy crap socks

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

218 Could the nation have elected a smarter, more intelligent and mature president than LBJ? What a blinding intellect he had. Just what we needed to heal the national wound of Kennedy's assassination...

We still had to heal the national wound of the Civil War.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Paid Agent of the Islamic Republic at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM (8erNz)

219 @213

Because he's a grandstanding dick bag like his old man.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (qxq6t)

220
The Fed doesn't print money, although its ability to affect the money supply is much greater than the volume of currency printed.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM


Government Printing Office is a good tour if you're ever in DC. Watching that money fly off the presses, sample currency on the wall.

Can't say it's an uplifting experience. But it's an experience.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (jYje5)

221 Nadler is a moron who doesn't understand the law.

He is trying to impeach Trump on Cohen's plea of violating the campaign finance law.

But Cohen's mens rea doesn't extend to Trump.

Cohen plead guilty to something no one had ever been convicted for before. What the hell did Cohen elocute to? Has that even been published? I don't think it has and I don't think the judge should have accepted his plea.

Nadler is an ass and Republicans need to call him out on it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (H7LIz)

222 198 The Fed doesn't print money, although its ability to affect the money supply is much greater than the volume of currency printed.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (h5Df3)

the vast majority of dollars that exist, are bits of data in a computer.

The Fed can create those 'data dollars' whenever they wish.

Hell... banks themselves 'create' dollars through Fractional Lending.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (NgKpN)

223 200 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM

Which will go no where in the Senate. Turtle might just fold the paper up and stick it in his back pocket for two years.

=========
As long as Trump's approval rating is well north of 40 he's good. If the RINO's sense he's weak, they'll gut him.
Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:42 PM (3OWLv)

If impeachment is centered on paying of Mattressback Stormy Daniels, he's fine. Impeachment over sex has already happened, and that President walked away with higher approvals.

Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

224 #199 Sorry, missed your "Orleanist".

Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (Evws/)

225 VIA, don't follow it closely, but CA situation was similar (previously owned mags were "grandfathered") until recent law was passed. This was stayed in the courts, don't know where it stands now. But we have you beat. The "roster" of handguns in CA approved for sale - for "safety" reasons, I am not kidding - is moot for any private sales *inside* the state. So you can move hear with anything, then sell it. Hmmm ..... "safety"? Also, LE can buy all the handguns that exist - apparently "safety" is not an issue for LE?


One need only look at gun laws to confirm that the US is being ruined by both dishonesty and stupidity - as weaponized and inflicted on the country by authoritarians, with a useless electorate's acquiescence.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (QDnY+)

226 Screw the Bourbons. Bring back the Carolingeans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 12:47 PM (N4I/S)

227 Government Printing Office is a good tour if you're ever in DC. Watching that money fly off the presses

I'm guessing it's not like California where they expect you to bring your own shopping bag.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Paid Agent of the Islamic Republic at December 10, 2018 12:47 PM (8erNz)

228 > makes one thing someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family, in the Biblical sense

Prince Philip is, I believe, Queen Elizabeth's second AND third cousin.

You want to get a good feel for just how inbred European royalty is, find pictures of King George V of England, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, and Nicholas II Tsar of Russia. If you get ones of a similar age, and make allowances for beards, etc. it becomes clear that those boys were basically clones. They could've swapped any organ without any difficulty whatsoever.

More recent generations of Euro royals seem to have figured this out, and have mostly married more distantly related nobles (and in many cases.. commoners).


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:48 PM (ftLC8)

229 Donald Trump tweet from January 19, 2018.

>>Just signed 702 Bill to reauthorize foreign intelligence collection. This is NOT the same FISA law that was so wrongly abused during the election. I will always do the right thing for our country and put the safety of the American people first!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

230 It's not like the Royals have a lot of Brit blood in their veins anyway.

-----

Que?!?!

Their entire infield is Hispanic!! The only white dude left are some pitchers and Ned Yost!
Posted by: Marvin The Martian

*golf clap*

Posted by: AoSHQ Style guide at December 10, 2018 12:48 PM (e1q4h)

231 One thing I saw on the webz is that Comey had a flurry of late night calls with some guy that he claims to have no idea about whom he is. Oh right, Comey's deputy called him over and over about the discovery of Hillary's emails on 9/28/16 and Comey's all like "i dunno"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 12:48 PM (7J5t2)

232 You people have heard the recording of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks over the phone, right?

Fake news. Sammy Haggar never sold his pants to the president. Fake news.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocassio Cortez at December 10, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)

233 216 It's not like the Royals have a lot of Brit blood in their veins anyway.

-----

Que?!?!

Their entire infield is Hispanic!! The only white dude left are some pitchers and Ned Yost!

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at December 10, 2018 12:45 PM



Good point. And a Canuck or two I think.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 12:49 PM (0tfLf)

234 ">Just signed 702 Bill to reauthorize foreign intelligence collection. This is NOT the same FISA law that was so wrongly abused during the election. I will always do the right thing for our country and put the safety of the American people first!"

Means spirited and racist. Basically hate speech. I don't know how he could even be allowed to say that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2018 12:49 PM (koNhm)

235 This whole obstruction thing is insane too. The President has it within his authority to determine that the head of the FBI is a corrupt goofball who is abusing his authority in trying to prosecute his subordinates for made up process crimes and fire the FBI head.

It's a special perk of being the chief LEO.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 12:49 PM (7J5t2)

236
Fake news. Sammy Haggar never sold his pants to the president. Fake news.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocassio Cortez at December 10, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)

----

He kept them in his three lock box!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

237 Clinton's impeachment had nothing to do with "sex" (FFS, jeebus).


And Trump's not going to be impeached, or convicted.


Negated, already partly accomplished. But not impeached. No real reason, given that 95% of what he's accomplishing can be reversed in one week by the next president (outside judicial appointments).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (QDnY+)

238 Also, how can it be obstruction if Comey was so far removed from the day to day operations of the FBI that he basically was retired and had no idea about anything that was going on.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (7J5t2)

239 Who's printing the money then, since the Constituion says the US Govt can only mint silver coins?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (xfb67)

240 226 Screw the Bourbons. Bring back the Carolingeans.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 12:47 PM (N4I/S)

Do the Carolingeans have any brown liquors named after them? Didn't think so.

Posted by: House Bourbon at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

241 219 @213

Because he's a grandstanding dick bag like his old man.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 12:46 PM (qxq6t)
Both Paul's are self righteous political pricks.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (yScAF)

242 Gotta love the left taking seriously a guy who admitted to hiding in the curtains in the oval office.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (yL25O)

243 "Fake news. Sammy Haggar never sold his pants to the president. Fake news."



Hey Googlie-Eyes.


It was actually Diamond Dave that he wanted them from.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (cqNba)

244 > Fake news. Sammy Haggar never sold his pants to the president. Fake news.

I liked him better when he used to sing with his twin brother on HeeHaw.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (ftLC8)

245 Bring back the Carolingeans.


This is one of the things that annoys me about History as a subject. Carolingeans.

I have eventually learned that it refers to adherents of Charlemagne, Karl der Grosse, Charlie the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.

But Carolingean is a word that obscures its meaning. It's one of those things that you have to look up and then it turns out you're not smarter for having looked it up.

Same with Merovingian.

We should talk about Chuck. King Chuck. Remember that guy that ran central Europe for a while?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:51 PM (fuK7c)

246 Explain.
239 Who's printing the money then, since the Constituion says the US Govt can only mint silver coins?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2018 12:50 PM (xfb67)

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 10, 2018 12:51 PM (yScAF)

247 237 Clinton's impeachment had nothing to do with "sex" (FFS, jeebus).


I know that, you know that, but the public perception was that what his impeachment was about. And perception is reality in politics.

Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

248 >>Means spirited and racist. Basically hate speech. I don't know how he could even be allowed to say that.

He's a monster, obviously. Still it seems like a good idea to have discussion about actual facts rather than falsehoods.

Devin Nunes specifically worked with the White House and others to correct a number of flaws in the FISA laws. Paul knows this because he was bitching and moaning during the whole process.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

249 More recent generations of Euro royals seem to have figured this out, and have mostly married more distantly related nobles (and in many cases.. commoners).

Well, we've got the Heir and his Sloane Ranger tart, and the Spare who threw over the traditional high-maintenance mate for rides on the Lolita Express.

Then you have their spawn, first-shelf picked himself a third-rank Hollywood yachter, next-in-line isn't happy.

Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 12:52 PM (8erNz)

250 Comey is less legitimately a Reverend than Al Sharpton, who was "ordained" at age nine or something, but I grant you that he does sound self righteous in the way he quotes bible verses to make it appear that he's one of God's favorites I don't even know the official denomination of Comey-Catholic? Episcopal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 12:52 PM (AllCR)

251 Man, is Mrs Comey beside herself.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 12:52 PM (2LelM)

252 We agree with Mr, Comey.

Posted by: The Cuckery Of The GOP at December 10, 2018 12:52 PM (r9UYA)

253 Impeach Trump? Say hello to President Pence. It's not like the runner-up in the election gets to take over on downs.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:52 PM (fD23g)

254 Speaking about leaving, the V---ger 2 probe, which left Earth in 1977, has become the second human-made object to leave our Solar System.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:53 PM (QkjLD)

255 242 Gotta love the left taking seriously a guy who admitted to hiding in the curtains in the oval office.

===

Comey is a fucking weirdo.

And he seems to think his job is completely insulated from the president AND YET he's so cowardly he can't tell potus, if it is indeed a thing, that he should tell the FBI head to go easy on a guy because that's instant day one impeachment for any president.

You know, just a tip in case trump hadn't gotten to that page in the employee manual.

1. wash hands after using bathroom
2. no nukes without being super shure
3. don't ask FBI director to go easy on a guy

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 12:53 PM (7J5t2)

256
It's interesting that this staunch lifelong Republican, Comey, who is "stand up," appealed to Democrats to defeat President Trump instead of the Republicans.


Oh wait, that's right, too: Republicans are all tainted now, because of Trump, and they need to be defeated.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 12:53 PM (TE29D)

257 SYou want to get a good feel for just how inbred European royalty is,
find pictures of King George V of England, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany,
and Nicholas II Tsar of Russia. If you get ones of a similar age, and
make allowances for beards, etc. it becomes clear that those boys were
basically clones. They could've swapped any organ without any difficulty
whatsoever.
=====

Some QEII relative, an uncle I think, used to grow a beard just like NickyII and played up the eerie resemblance.

Don't care much about the euroroyals stuff, but I swear we need our own Debrett's Peerage and Almanach de Gotha to figure out the relationships in DC.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 12:53 PM (MIKMs)

258 Jimmy Drama should be lying on the cold concrete prison floor with Big Black Bubba's Big Black 10 Inches perforating his colon.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (UnA8+)

259 I never liked that little asshole, Rand Paul.

He talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: Aqua Buddha at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (tDk60)

260 billionaires, yes my usual indolence prevents me from providing a condensed summary, but several following these things closely noted, immediately when the transcript was available, that Comey contradicted himself and others, and known facts, several times, on yuuuuge issues, in his House interview. Sort of surprised there has not been more of a hubbub about this among the usual suspects.


Aside from the continuing curiousity of his not answering many questions under DOJ direction, he contradicted others and apparently some established facts, and even his own prior testimony.


You know, LYING to Congress, again. No big deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (QDnY+)

261 love it how cornered progressives claim impossible to believe ignorance of their job environment. admitted under oath, it is clear proof that you are and were unable to perform your job due to your total lack of ability.
Or, you have been obstructing justice from day one.

Posted by: TX 32 orphan at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (Wa5hI)

262 Remember, Comey is a Mueller Man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (2LelM)

263 Banks as we think of them don't exist without fractional-reserves, they'd be a depository institution charging people to store money there or facilitate transactions.

The disturbing implication that banks create artificial money(even when money was gold backed) through this process was noted and a subject of concern for classical economists. Tbh money is weird, and I think the historical evidence backs the idea that money always behaved like fiat currency until arbitrage became possible. Devaluation tended to occur all at once, like in the crisis of the 3rd century. The sudden value change reflects a lack of confidence in the medium of exchange, not actual commodity values.

Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (h5Df3)

264 Comey publicly admitted that he intentionally and knowingly took classified material to a Columbia professor without authorization.

When will he be charged?

This is why TuCa is right. Fucking Trump needs to keep his campaign promises.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (H7LIz)

265
Clinton's impeachment had nothing to do with "sex" (FFS, jeebus).

Even if it did I don't think you can compare the sitting POTUS having sex with an young intern in the Oval Office to a private citizen hooking up with an aging porn star.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

266 If James Comey and David French had a self-righteous off who would win?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 10, 2018 12:55 PM (MkcN1)

267 makes one thing someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family, in the Biblical sense



Prince Philip is, I believe, Queen Elizabeth's second AND third cousin.



You want to get a good feel for just how inbred European royalty is,
find pictures of King George V of England, Kaiser Wilhelm II of
Germany, and Nicholas II Tsar of Russia. If you get ones of a similar
age, and make allowances for beards, etc. it becomes clear that those
boys were basically clones. They could've swapped any organ without any
difficulty whatsoever.



More recent generations of Euro royals seem to have figured this
out, and have mostly married more distantly related nobles (and in many
cases.. commoners).







Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:48 PM (ftLC

That why they needed the DNA from the actress - lot of diversity.The British Royal family's tree is a telephone pole.

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 12:55 PM (gmo/4)

268 One thing I saw on the webz is that Comey had a flurry of late night calls with some guy that he claims to have no idea about whom he is. Oh right, Comey's deputy called him over and over about the discovery of Hillary's emails on 9/28/16 and Comey's all like "i dunno"
==========
For the love of all that is good and holy

Comey claimed that he didn't "index" who Huma Abedine was. He was told it was on Weiner's laptop and he knew who she was but didn't somehow realize that Hillary's Number one aide had a laptop of 30000 emails on it . . . it didn't click somehow?

Really. Weiner had already been Carlos Dangered and Huma had been on the Cover of FREAKING VOGUE.

The best case scenario for Comey is that he is a pathological liar, defending his narcissistic fantasy of being super cop. Or, he's involved in a treasonous criminal conspiracy against the united states and should be executed and go down in history with the Rosenbergs and Benedict Arnold.

Posted by: simplemind at December 10, 2018 12:55 PM (kH6ls)

269 Apparently, the US isn't the only crazy ass country. Russki former cop convicted of killing 78 people is still drawing his pension. They call him the werewolf killer.

https://fxn.ws/2GalIQg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

270 185. Blue States. We have the Freedom to leave these states, use it

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:56 PM (HrSJb)

271 He was told it was on Weiner's laptop and he knew who she was but didn't
somehow realize that Hillary's Number one aide had a laptop of 30000
emails on it . . . it didn't click somehow?


Top men are on it. Top. Men.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:57 PM (fD23g)

272 >>Apparently, the US isn't the only crazy ass country. Russki former cop convicted of killing 78 people is still drawing his pension. They call him the werewolf killer.


Well, if all 78 people were Were-People...

he should get a medal.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:57 PM (tDk60)

273
Also, there's probably a good Dan Brown novel to be had in checking DNA databases to find the closest male line descendant of the Merovingians and Carolingians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:31 PM (ftLC

Somewhere in there I fit in, but I might predate them. can't remember exactly where the linage fits in. might have to look at that again...

I've got von nordgau and van metz in the linage somewhere.

*polishes sword and dons crown and cape...*

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 10, 2018 12:57 PM (8D42x)

274 Did anyone really expect Comey not to lie and obfuscate?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2018 12:57 PM (/tuJf)

275 Comey has no cred anymore. People who hate Trump to begin with, like the traitor. But most indy's and all trump voters see him a sour grapes fired Jackass. Does not move any needle

Posted by: Jonah at December 10, 2018 12:57 PM (HrSJb)

276 > Some QEII relative, an uncle I think, used to grow a beard just like NickyII and played up the eerie resemblance.

There are probably more of them hanging around who could pull that off.

Identical octuplets, born thousands of miles apart.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (ftLC8)

277 Well, if all 78 people were Were-People...



he should get a medal.


He must've been using silver bullets.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (fD23g)

278 We need to build a prison in Manhattan with the exercise area enclosed in plate glass so assholes like Comey can become live entertainment for the passersby. Maybe he could give street sermons to the Manhattanites and Sodomites?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (2LelM)

279 "Comey is a fucking weirdo."


Way too many of them have something wrong in the attic. Brennan, Clapper, Strozk - it seems that being a mental case is prerequisite for government service at the highest levels.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

280 >>He must've been using silver bullets.


Coors Light?

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (tDk60)

281 Yeah 2018 has been awful. And 2019 will make 2018 look wonderful. Fun times are not in our near future.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (tQAiL)

282 isn'r comey the cocksucker who wiped his boogers on the white house curtains? what a fag. i know herr mueller is a fag. that's why whitey had to go. that death needs some serious investigation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (KP5rU)

283 Centrist cuck NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

284 French Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian on Sunday urged President Trump to stop interfering in France's affairs after Trump made various claims about why protests were taking place in the country.

"We do not take domestic American politics into account and we want that to be reciprocated," Le Drian told LCI television, according to Agence France Presse. "I say this to Donald Trump and the French president says it too: leave our nation be."

On Saturday, Trump said the Paris Climate Agreement wasn't "working out so well for Paris" and used the protests taking place in the country to justify his argument.

Walls against words are apparently OK

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 12:59 PM (QkjLD)

285 >>He must've been using silver bullets.


Coors Light?
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (tDk60)

-----

Bob Seeger

Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

286 Coors Light?

It certainly makes me deathly ill; who knows? It might work of were-critters.

I'm sure you know how Coors Light is a lot like sex in a canoe.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (fD23g)

287 "Hold me Tito, I'm scared."
281 Yeah 2018 has been awful. And 2019 will make 2018 look wonderful. Fun times are not in our near future.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 10, 2018 12:58 PM (tQAiL)

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (yScAF)

288 > it seems that being a mental case is prerequisite for government service at the highest levels.

Well, a healthy person wants to create things and make a life for himself.

Those who are attracted to government want to boss other people around and take the things that they have created.

Healthy people avoid this like the plague.

Maybe we should do away with elections and make government service an obligation, like jury duty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 10, 2018 01:01 PM (ftLC8)

289 French Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian on Sunday urged President Trump to stop interfering in France's affairs after Trump made various claims about why protests were taking place in the country.

"We do not take domestic American politics into account and we want that to be reciprocated,
==========
Wait, wut? What's that climate accord called again, the one you tried to get me to sign that would have directly effected our domestic economy?

What's French for idiot?

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops Tweets at December 10, 2018 01:03 PM (mGskv)

290 This is one of the things that annoys me about History as a subject. Carolingeans.

I have eventually learned that it refers to adherents of Charlemagne, Karl der Grosse, Charlie the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.

But Carolingean is a word that obscures its meaning. It's one of those things that you have to look up and then it turns out you're not smarter for having looked it up.

Same with Merovingian.

We should talk about Chuck. King Chuck. Remember that guy that ran central Europe for a while?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 10, 2018 12:51 PM (fuK7c)

The Germans render his name the way the original Frankish did, as Karl. They refer to his house as the Karlings.

And since we're on the subject of a Karling restoration, I'm down with that, since I'd be in line for the throne.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (J+mig)

291

Prince Philip is, I believe, Queen Elizabeth's second AND third cousin.

OK, now that's something even all my cousins back home in Alabama couldn't manage to do.

And also, y'all know that song I'm My Own Grandpa? That's a true story.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (HaL55)

292 Apparently, the US isn't the only crazy ass country. Russki former cop
convicted of killing 78 people is still drawing his pension. They call
him the werewolf killer.

That's sick.

Posted by: o.j. at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Evws/)

293 "I'm pulling for "military coup d'etat." I think that would be the more bloodless option.Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

yeah, but since Trump could lead it, the terminology may be something else. The executive would be using alternative measure to reassume command of the executive branch ... where the DeepState (Comey/Mueller/Rosie/ETc) are performing the coup.


In Honduras zelaya (iirc) was trying to extend his term limit, and their congress and judiciary stopped him. He was tied to cartels, and in rode Hillary/Obama to try to save him. It's more complicated than that ... but our congress is corrupt and also in bed with cartels and such, and several judges are gone rogue. ...


Trump calling on his military to protect him and retake the high ground (The Hill) is defending the Republic ... from the coup, and from the pay to play congress ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Cus5s)

294 180 Doesn't matter anymore. They have more than enough to gin up a bill of impeachment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 12:37 PM

Which will go no where in the Senate. Turtle might just fold the paper up and stick it in his back pocket for two years.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 12:39 PM (jYje5)

It doesn't have to get a conviction, it just has to get a bill of impeachment. Then they can scream that Trump should vacate. This is ALL about the Clintons getting revenge.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

295 His memory was so bad I feared he might not remember how to get out of the room after the interview," one lawmaker quipped.

That's moron level snark.

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2018 01:06 PM (G+Wff)

296 yeah, any party in power in the House can whip up a bill of impeachment. It's a matter of being fucking retarded or not to do it under the current fact pattern.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (7J5t2)

297 286 I'm sure you know how Coors Light is a lot like sex in a canoe.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 10, 2018 01:00 PM (fD23g)

How can you have sex in a canoe when the canoe is too busy dumping all of your guns into the river?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

298 If PDT unseals documents, what happens then?

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (G+Wff)

299 Limit in CA is 10 rounds. Same in CO and most states with such idiotic laws, I believe.


So, same as NJ now.




Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

No, the limit in CO is 15
Posted by: America's chickennnza


Dope's legal. Magazines aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:08 PM (W4LFA)

300 How can you have sex in a canoe when the canoe is too busy dumping all of your guns into the river?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

That's what causes the canoe to dump the guns.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (J+mig)

301
When I told my husband I was interviewing a writer who thinks men should give their wives a 'cheat pass' this Christmas, he understandably had some questions. "How would the wife find someone suitable for the occasion?" he wondered.


Well for instance if Santa wanted to increase production in his workshop he could hold a contest where the three top producing elves get a crack at Mrs . Clause.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 01:09 PM (TAmPV)

302 It doesn't have to get a conviction, it just has to get a bill of impeachment. Then they can scream that Trump should vacate. This is ALL about the Clintons getting revenge.
Posted by: joncelli


If Clinton is "the bar" that we mark with, he didn't vacate either.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:11 PM (W4LFA)

303 I'm sure you know how Coors Light is a lot like sex in a canoe.
Posted by: Qoheleth


I thought it was Coors light and a dock.
Both are near fucking water.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 01:13 PM (W4LFA)

304
26 -Please don't compare me to that scum Comey.

I actually created music for humanity to enjoy.
What has Comey ever done besides lie?

Posted by: Zombie Antonio Salieri at December 10, 2018 01:22 PM (LilNs)

305 To play a Golden Oldie, I'm a certain vote for acquittal if a United States attorney slips up and allows me to sit on a jury. The problem is once this starts, a Hawaiian judge will discover there is no right to a jury, you racist haters.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (iw59Q)

306
304 And please don't use that fake flick Amadeus to judge me.

Posted by: Zombie Antonio Salieri at December 10, 2018 01:23 PM (LilNs)

307 I doubt the FISA Court was "hoodwinked". Even if they didn't know the Dossier was a Blumenthal Special, they knew they were authorizing the wiretapping of a presidential campaign. And ex post facto, to boot--Brennan was wiretapping Trump for years.


Reverse engineer it. The FBI asks for the Clinton Campaign to be bugged. Would it get the same rubber stamp treatment?

Posted by: Professor Director Jim Comey-Ford at December 10, 2018 01:35 PM (Ndje9)

308 I was gonna get my wife an Iron Maiden Ugly Sweater, but maybe I can get the actual Bruce Dickinson to put his dick in.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 01:54 PM (uIR1+)

309 McCabe, Strozk or Page in jail yet?
Rosenstein fired yet?

oh, well... nevermind

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (r+sAi)

310 Go blow the wax out of your ears you blabbering nincompoop its keeping the logic from getting through to your brain

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at December 10, 2018 04:34 PM (wGqjj)

311 This is all about the legacy and reputation of the FBI.
When Mueller started, there was a story (I can't remember here) from a lawyer who had a client who was "railroaded" by the FBI and had put together a long litany of FBI abuses regarding his client. When he sat down with Mueller, the first words out of Mueller's mouth was that "we should set aside any notions of FBI malfeasance."

Both Comey and Mueller are in this to save the reputation of the DOJ, but more importantly, the FBI.

Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2018 11:23 AM (QkjLD)

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