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As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. Easier Problem - Black To Play (844) Goal: Easy mate in 4 Hint: Get that rook out of there k4r2/ppB5/8/1P1p2p1/6Qp/1P2P1nP/2PP1qPK/6R1 b - - 0 1 More Challenging Problem - White To Play (817) A tricky endgame. Goal: White can actually force a win from this position Hint: Use queen and knight to force Black to give up his newly-won queen 8/8/8/P7/3K4/1N6/4pk1p/7B w - - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
(click for larger view) Greetings From Slovakia (click for larger view) k4r2/ppB5/8/1P1p2p1/6Qp/1P2P1nP/2PP1qPK/6R1 b - - 0 1 3.Kh2 Rh1# More Challenging Problem - White To Play 8/8/8/P7/3K4/1N6/4pk1p/7B w - - 0 1 4.a7 h1=Q 5.a8=Q+ Kh2 And this is where it gets tricky. White's strategy is to maneuver Black into having to stave off a mating threat by blocking with his queen on a square that is also covered by the knight. 6.Qb8+ Kg2 7.Qb7+ Kh2 8.Qh7+ Kg2 9.Qe4+ Kh2 10.Qh4+ Kg2 11.Nf4+ This is the key move. Black needs to go to g1 to protect hid queen. My chess app, seeing the approaching end, simply gave up: 11...Kf3 12.Qxh1+ Kxf4 13.Qh5 and wins. But humans want to hold on to the queen: 11...Kg1 12.Qe1+ Kh2 13.Qf2+ And now we're at the critical position. Black's only move is to block. 13...Qg2 14.Qxg2# Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
So is chess the only game in town, or Army-Navy?
Posted by: HH at December 08, 2018 05:06 PM (mIJBI) 2
Judging from his books, I'd bet Tolstoy took 26 hours to play one game.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2018 05:07 PM (iOOm2) 3
rd
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 08, 2018 05:07 PM (vWMNq) 4
1 So is chess the only game in town, or Army-Navy?
Posted by: HH at December 08, 2018 05:06 PM (mIJBI) I was watching the Army-Navy game so I could get caught up on my sleep. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:09 PM (WfYzX) 5
That Dior dress is fabuloso.
And I love that cranberry-colored dress. It looks very comfy, but very nice. And pockets!!!! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:10 PM (U5tDi) 6
It'd be hilarious if someone reenacted Stalin's funeral and made it all out to be thinly-veiled Trump-bashing fest. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 08, 2018 05:10 PM (pY5jh) Posted by: Off the reservation at December 08, 2018 05:10 PM (vWMNq) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2018 05:11 PM (iOOm2) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2018 05:13 PM (iOOm2) 10
OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:13 PM (lwiT4) 11
So how come the Marines don't have a football team? If they did, I could see them going against Alabama come the national title.
Posted by: HH at December 08, 2018 05:13 PM (mIJBI) 12
Which one was Tolstoy?
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 05:14 PM (RuIsu) 13
I love the Art Nouveau dress too. It's gorgeous. BUT OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:14 PM (lwiT4) 14
10 OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:13 PM (lwiT4) Now, does that mean a) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO BEAUTIFUL -or- b) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO HIDEOUS Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:15 PM (WfYzX) 15
Which one was Tolstoy?
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 05:14 PM (RuIsu) The one kicking the other. He played dirty. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2018 05:15 PM (iOOm2) Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 05:15 PM (1UZdv) 17
An Army-Navy chess match would actually be more exciting than what is going down right now. Snooze snooze baby.
Why isn't there Army-Navy roller derby? Now, that I could get into. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 05:16 PM (kQs4Y) 18
a) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO BEAUTIFUL and you must buy it for me.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:16 PM (lwiT4) 19
Now, does that mean
a) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO BEAUTIFUL -or- b) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO HIDEOUS Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:15 PM (WfYzX) ------- I think it means it's fabuloso. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi) 20
18 a) OH MY GOSH THAT SECOND DRESS IS SO BEAUTIFUL and you must buy it for me.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:16 PM (lwiT4) Unfortunately, my time machine is busted. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:17 PM (WfYzX) 21
Yes, exactly what drew my eye. Pockets
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 05:15 PM (1UZdv) -------- Oh hush. You dudes have no idea how tough it is to find a dress with pockets. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:17 PM (U5tDi) 22
I wonder how good Bob Dylan is at chess.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:18 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 05:18 PM (kQs4Y) 24
"So how come the Marines don't have a football team?"
They play the Coast Guard each year for the VP Cup Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 05:18 PM (1UZdv) 25
What jewelry should I wear with it? Opals? Or something with a bit more color?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:18 PM (lwiT4) 26
The girl in the red dress ... I want her for my birthday.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 08, 2018 05:19 PM (iOOm2) 27
Army-Navy started with a bang, but since it's been the Western Front
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:19 PM (e7oj4) 28
A lot of action in this Army Navy game but not much scoring.
Nothing like the 100 point games we are seeing this season. Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 05:19 PM (ZfRYq) 29
I mentioned this earlier today. The Kindle Daily Deals has many of JRR Tolkien's books on sale for $2.99 each. These are the 'today only' category. Besides LOTR and The Hobbit, they also offer collected Letters of JRR Tolkien,
Letters From Father Christmas (a delight), and most of the other books associated with Middle Earth. I have all of these in hardback but at this price I will have e-reader backups. It's cheap convenience for a Tolkien fanatic. I can go months without anything of interest on the Kindle Daily Deals but today is a treasure trove. Just FYI. Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2018 05:20 PM (bmdz3) 30
Oh hush. You dudes have no idea how tough it is to find a dress with pockets.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:17 PM (U5tDi) But I thought that was what purses were for. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:21 PM (WfYzX) 31
Oh goodness that second dress! Stunning!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:21 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:21 PM (WfYzX) 33
Army-Navy started with a bang, but since it's been the Western Front
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:19 PM It is kind if a slow game this year. Go Army! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (GBF0l) 34
Oh BLUEBELL!! My goodness thank you so much for the lovely review!!! Totally made my day!! Bless you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (dUJdY) 35
Chess pic reminds me of Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (RuIsu) 36
Oh goodness that second dress! Stunning!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:21 PM (dUJdY) It's mine. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 05:23 PM (kQs4Y) 38
36 Oh goodness that second dress! Stunning!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:21 PM (dUJdY) It's mine. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (lwiT4) Look out, she's got a Cutlass! And she won't hesitate to run you over with it ! Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs) 39
More Challenging Problem.
1. Nc1 e1=Q 2. Nd3+ Kg1 3. Nxe1 Kxh1 4. Nf3 Kg2 5. Nxh2 wins Or: 1. Nc1 K any 2. Nxe2 any 3. Bb7 prevents h1 and white queens pawn and wins Or: 1. Nc1 Kg1 2. Nxe2+ Kxh1 3. a6 Kg2 4. a7 h1=Q 5. a8=Q+ Kh2 6. Qh8+ Kg2 7. Nf4+ ... Think I'm on the right track but I am being called to order dinner ... Posted by: Off the reservation at December 08, 2018 05:24 PM (vWMNq) 40
I defer to grammie of course. How do you compete with a lady with an eye patch? Hope you are feeling better grammie
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:25 PM (dUJdY) 41
Apparently Comey testified that he would not have kept Strokt (sp?) and Gums on job if he knew they were so blatantly biased.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 08, 2018 05:26 PM (1g7ch) 42
I absolutely want that cranberry dress.
But I want to stare at the second dress. It's a work of art. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:26 PM (Rxduq) Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 05:27 PM (ZfRYq) 44
Think I'm on the right track but I am being called to order dinner ...
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 08, 2018 05:24 PM (vWMNq) Your third line is the one you should be exploring. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:28 PM (WfYzX) 45
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:31 PM (/rm4P) 46
I think #3 might be the ubiquitous asian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2018 05:33 PM (/qEW2) 47
7 Easier Problem
1. ... Qxg1+ 2. Kxg1 Rf1+ 3. Kh2 Rh1# Posted by: Off the reservation at December 08, 2018 05:10 PM (vWMNq) That solution is almost humorous. The King can run but he can't hide. Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 05:34 PM (sdi6R) 48
I've got to buy some new T-shirts. Miley had a shit fit over the holes in some of mine. Why, I've got one on that's barely broken in, with just a little hole under the armpit and she thinks that's just awful. I freaked her out the other week with one that, well, was a little worse than one little hole. So, any fashionable T-shirt advice? Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) 49
I'm 5'2". That dress is going to overpower me, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:36 PM (lwiT4) 50
43 The Chaplain who gave the benediction?
He used to haze me. Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 05:27 PM (ZfRYq) -------------------------------- Ha! Was he army or navy? (I didn't notice.) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:36 PM (Rxduq) 51
Red dress lady. Yes. Yes I would.
Posted by: Sooner at December 08, 2018 05:36 PM (WvSVz) 52
So, any fashionable T-shirt advice?
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) No tie-dye. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:37 PM (lwiT4) 53
49 I'm 5'2". That dress is going to overpower me, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:36 PM (lwiT4) Just don't go outside in it. A gust of wind will blow you all the way to Munchkin Land. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:38 PM (WfYzX) 54
I think #3 might be the ubiquitous asian. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2018 05:33 PM --- I think that is Jane Zhang, she is a hugely popular Chinese contemporary vocalist. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 08, 2018 05:38 PM (JUOKG) 55
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:38 PM (bbnDs) 56
Oh BLUEBELL!! My goodness thank you so much for the lovely review!!! Totally made my day!! Bless you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:22 PM (dUJdY) --------- Jewells, you are quite welcome - I was only being honest! You all should check out Jewells' Etsy shop (in her nic) - I ordered a bunch of custom stuff from her and I got it today and it's all beautiful. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:39 PM (U5tDi) 57
46 I think #3 might be the ubiquitous asian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2018 05:33 PM (/qEW2) Ha, no. I deliberately did not choose her this week. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 05:39 PM (WfYzX) 58
49 I'm 5'2". That dress is going to overpower me, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:36 PM (lwiT4) -------------------------------------- Yeah, it is. I was thinking that I couldn't wear it because I'm too short. And I'm 5'4". Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:40 PM (Rxduq) 59
So, any fashionable T-shirt advice?
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) No tie-dye. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:37 PM (lwiT4) --------- No Yankees. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:40 PM (U5tDi) 60
So, any fashionable T-shirt advice? Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) === Yes pocket. No v neck. No extra holes! Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (EZebt) 61
Yeah, it is.
I was thinking that I couldn't wear it because I'm too short. And I'm 5'4". Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:40 PM (Rxduq) I am hugely sad now. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (U5tDi) 63
I'm 5'2". That dress is going to overpower me, isn't it?
yes, yes it is. I'm 5'8.. it will look wonderful on me Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (dUJdY) 64
Watched KTYs final Nutcracker performance in K12 today. She is the Snow Queen this year.
She's so pretty and graceful on stage, I'm just so proud and amazed at her. I think she must be a changeling, coz she didn't get any of it from me. Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (sTJh8) 65
Don't get a Tshirt that says "I'm With Stupid".
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (lwiT4) 66
Thanks again bluebell. You're a sweetheart. I am putting new stuff up right now between commenting here! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY) 67
Oh shoot, Jewells beat me by an inch. Okay, you can have the dress.
You can make some nice jewelry to wear with it! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (U5tDi) 68
Shit, Navy finally gets going and they fumble it away.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (e7oj4) 69
I just don't see what the problem is with a few little holes or tears. Or gashes. Or stains. Women are funny about clothes like that. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw) 70
Wasn't Tolstoy the guy known for dancing around, slapping his boots and knocking back shots of chilled vodka?
Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2018 05:43 PM (Z9C5C) 71
Watched KTYs final Nutcracker performance in K12 today. She is the Snow Queen this year.
She's so pretty and graceful on stage, She sounds lovely, votermom. I bet you had a tear or two. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4) 72
Shit, Navy finally gets going and they fumble it away.
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:42 Bacon status: temporarily saved. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 05:43 PM (GBF0l) Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:43 PM (bbnDs) 74
48---So, any fashionable T-shirt advice?
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) ------------------------------------------- Duluth. Best combination of comfort, durability, and good looks. They aren't cheap but they l-a-s-t. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:44 PM (Rxduq) 75
Women are funny about clothes like that.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw) You betcha. Stand up straight, too. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:45 PM (lwiT4) 76
Macron caved on taxes, twice, and Paris is now on lock-down. Where's this going?
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 05:45 PM (1UZdv) 77
Those two womens, the hippie in the long floral and the beauty in the velvet drape - oh-my-goodness.
Melts the snow off my roof. Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 05:45 PM (BN6Vh) 78
Watched KTYs final Nutcracker performance in K12 today. She is the Snow Queen this year.
She's so pretty and graceful on stage, I'm just so proud and amazed at her. I think she must be a changeling, coz she didn't get any of it from me. Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 08, 2018 05:41 PM (sTJh ------- Wow, that's the starring role! She must be very good. You should indeed be very proud. I have friends whose girls did Nutcracker for years and years and my goodness, what a time commitment. The end result was always worth it, though. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:46 PM (U5tDi) 79
You betcha. Stand up straight, too.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:45 PM (lwiT4) ---------- While we're at it, what shape are your shoes in? Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:47 PM (U5tDi) Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (bbnDs) 81
My T-shitrs are artfully stained with grease, horse manure and the occasional missing the mouth with something greasy.
They just don't make detergent like they used to. Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (kLRBc) 82
46 I think #3 might be the ubiquitous asian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 08, 2018 05:33 PM No, but for your Saturday afternoon/evening asian fix, do a search for Son Youn Ju. You will be rewarded. Posted by: Lump at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (9uEew) 83
48 publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus
It begins. Standing in for the guy that always post "It begins." Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (hyuyC) 84
I've seen those Duluth Trading ads for flannel shirts. Something about a moose biting through a lumberjack's shirt. With the new Duluth, the moose can't bite through or something like that. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (f1Vqw) 85
While we're at it, what shape are your shoes in?
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:47 PM (U5tDi) I was thinking glass slipper. Too much? Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:49 PM (lwiT4) 86
Oh hush. You dudes have no idea how tough it is to find a dress with pockets.
Posted by: bluebell Ya know what else ya can't find ? A hoodless sweatshirt with a pouch pocket. Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:50 PM (bbnDs) 87
"i could make you crawl
if i was payin attention" he said munchin a sandwich inbetween chess moves "what d you wanna make me crawl for?' "i mean i just could" "could make me crawl" "yeah, make you crawl!" "humm, funny guy you are" "no, i just play t win, that's all" "well if you cant win me, then you're the worst player i ever played" "what d you mean?" "i mean i lose all the time" his jaw tightened an he took a deep breath "hummm, now i gotta beat you" ~from the liner notes of "Another Side of Bob Dylan", 1964 Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 05:50 PM (sdi6R) 88
Something about a moose biting through a lumberjack's shirt. With the new Duluth, the moose can't bite through or something like that.
The one that bit Insomniac's sister ? Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:51 PM (bbnDs) Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (e7oj4) 90
84
I've seen those Duluth Trading ads for flannel shirts. Something about a moose biting through a lumberjack's shirt. With the new Duluth, the moose can't bite through or something like that. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:48 PM (f1Vqw) ----------------------------------------------- They do have some funny ads. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (Rxduq) 91
Shoes? You want shoes? Blow this up and you'll see some shoes. https://mobile.twitter.com /realDonaldTrump/media/grid?idx=1
Is she wearing a slip or do I have x-ray vision? Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (BN6Vh) Posted by: goatexchange at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (iBmJc) 93
She hasn't said anything about the shoes, so I assume they pass muster. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw) 94
10-7 Army
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (oMc1W) 95
I was thinking glass slipper. Too much?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:49 PM (lwiT4) -------- I don't think they'd go very well with his T-shirts, myself. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) 96
Gracias
Posted by: goatexchange at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (iBmJc) Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (e7oj4) 99
Don't care if Navy makes a miraculous comeback (doubt it), but Navy needs to make a coaching change.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (tT986) 100
Speaking of Macron, will America be called on once again to pull France's bacon from the flames, this time from islam? Will Britain be willing or even be able to help? We all know that America is the very last bastion of civilization, don't we?
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (zLDYs) 101
I don't think they'd go very well with his T-shirts, myself.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) Oh! I'm still stuck on the second dress. LOL Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (lwiT4) 102
No, I'm remember about the Duluth Moose. The lumberjack rips the armpits out of his shirt swinging his ax. Then the moose comes up and licks him through the hole, embarrassing him. With Duluth, the moose has no hole. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (f1Vqw) 103
78 thanks Bluebell
It's not the main lead,which is either Clara or SugarPlum Fairy,but it's a good role,Gorgeous costume. If I can figure out how to share a video later I can send you a linky Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (E+AmG) 104
My T-shitrs are artfully stained with grease, horse manure and the occasional missing the mouth with something greasy.
They just don't make detergent like they used to. Posted by: Ben Had Get a product named Awesome and spray the stains before the wash. Available at a Dollar Store near you. Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:55 PM (bbnDs) 105
Don't care if Navy makes a miraculous comeback (doubt it), but Navy needs to make a coaching change.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:53 PM What?! And deprive the announcers of their favorite name to say? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (GBF0l) 106
Well a search of "Duluth Moose" turned up that ad I'm remembering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccneiqsOFo Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (f1Vqw) 107
Decisions, decisions. Close 'The Sun coverage of Paris Protests' YouTube window or keep it open in tab? I gotta feeling it any over. Destroying the middle class in any country tends to keep them pissed off a long time. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (e7O7B) 108
100 Speaking of Macron, will America be called on once again to pull France's bacon from the flames, this time from islam? Will Britain be willing or even be able to help? We all know that America is the very last bastion of civilization, don't we?
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (zLDYs) --Fuck 'em and feed 'em butter beans. You sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas. And I'm plum outta apothegms for the Frogs. Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (e7oj4) 109
JT, thank you. I'll give that a try.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (kLRBc) 110
Awful person here, but in the photo of Melania and the Argentine First Lady it looks like the latter is wearing a party hat.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:57 PM (tT986) Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:58 PM (bbnDs) 112
Vendette, I thought exactly the same thing when I saw that picture.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at December 08, 2018 05:58 PM (S+f+m) 113
It's not the main lead,which is either Clara or SugarPlum Fairy,but it's a good role,Gorgeous costume. If I can figure out how to share a video later I can send you a linky
Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 08, 2018 05:54 PM (E+AmG) --------- I would love to see it! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:58 PM (U5tDi) 114
110 Awful person here, but in the photo of Melania and the Argentine First Lady it looks like the latter is wearing a party hat.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:57 PM (tT986) --Thought that as well. What the hell is that? Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:59 PM (e7oj4) 115
What?! And deprive the announcers of their favorite name to say?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 05:56 PM (GBF0l) There was a Navy QB from a few years back with an even more fun name. Even included a hyphen. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:59 PM (tT986) Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:59 PM (bbnDs) 117
>> What the hell is that?
Top of a flag. They're standing in front of some flags on stands. Note the one to the left of Melania. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw) 118
A hoodless sweatshirt with a pouch pocket.
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 05:50 PM (bbnDs) --------- You're right! I don't think I've ever seen one like that. I like the kind with the hoods and pockets, of course. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi) 119
Easier puzzle: Four? What am I missing?
1... Qxg1+ 2. Kxg1 Rf1+ 3. Kh2 Rh1# More challenging problem: I hate endgame puzzles. The decision tree branches off too many times with an open sandbox. The only move I foresee for White that forestalls disaster is 1. Nc1. This way if Black queens on the e-file White can respond with 2. Nd3+! forking the queen. It will cost the knight, but with the other pawn blocked and a passed pawn that would get the job done. Even if Black refuses the gambit and just moseys over to take the bishop and liberate his pawn, White queening on the same diagonal would prevent much advantage. Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at December 08, 2018 06:00 PM (KchIo) 120
0/5 stars for the Navy cheerleaders
Sure, they're not at hawt as the norm, but they're not showing any elbows Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:01 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:02 PM (oMc1W) 122
Top of a flag. They're standing in front of some flags on stands. Note the one to the left of Melania.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw) The flag next to Melania is Argentina's. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:02 PM (tT986) 123
How much time can be left in the A-N game?
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:02 PM (/rm4P) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:02 PM (oMc1W) 125
Bad news: missed the first three quarters shopping.
Good news: I was shopping at the Class VI at Ft Lewis. Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 06:03 PM (0tfLf) 126
3:09 to go
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:03 PM (oMc1W) 127
4th and 12
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:04 PM (oMc1W) 128
Ignoramus - "Macron caved on taxes, twice, and Paris is now on lock-down. Where's this going?"
Nowhere, probably. French and western Euros generally don't have a clue, they just respond when *they* are up against it (like most Americans, now). So they won't vote for any real solutions, just more $$$$ for themselves, somehow. Meanwhile, UK set to really beclown itself over Brexit. Bare majority of the people retain *some* sense - but rest of populace and all of non-elite "elites" and institutions are desperate to block change. Good times. Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 06:04 PM (QDnY+) 129
Bad news: missed the first three quarters shopping.
Good news: I was shopping at the Class VI at Ft Lewis. Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 06:03 PM (0tfLf) You missed very little Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:04 PM (tT986) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:04 PM (oMc1W) 131
Navy fails to convert
Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:04 PM (e7oj4) 132
Goodbye, Niamatololo.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:05 PM (tT986) 133
2:20 to go
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:05 PM (oMc1W) Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 06:06 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:06 PM (oMc1W) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:07 PM (oMc1W) Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:08 PM (e7oj4) 138
So, any fashionable T-shirt advice? Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw)
I buy plain black or grey tee shirts from thrift shops. You should not take advice from me. Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2018 06:08 PM (mUa7G) 139
Maybe Niamatololo should have taken the job at BYU two seasons ago...
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:08 PM (tT986) 140
100: If it weren't for France's nukes, I'd say "fuck 'em"
Posted by: CN at December 08, 2018 06:09 PM (U7k5w) 141
I'm not sure if Army has won three in a row in my lifetime.
And I'm a Gen-X fart. Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:08 PM (e7oj4) They did in the 90s. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:09 PM (tT986) 142
Publius just spitballing but go for some T-shirts without holes.
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 06:09 PM (ZfRYq) 143
It's over
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:07 PM (oMc1W) --------- I don't know. Anyone remember Superbowl LI? Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 06:09 PM (U5tDi) 144
TD Army
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:10 PM (oMc1W) Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:10 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:10 PM (U2TY5) 147
You're right! I don't think I've ever seen one like that. I like the kind with the hoods and pockets, of course.
Posted by: bluebell I have one that's worn thin with a BIG hole in the right elbow. Now, the only thing out there is hoodies. Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 06:11 PM (bbnDs) 148
I've got to buy some new T-shirts. Miley had a shit fit over the holes in some of mine. Can I just say I think it's wonderful you two are a moron couple. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (pY5jh) 149
Trump attends game, flips coin, Army beats Navy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (U2TY5) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (GBF0l) 151
You're right! I don't think I've ever seen one like that. I like the kind with the hoods and pockets, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi) My favorite sweat shirt was one with a mock turtle neck. Instead of a hood, it had a stand up collar, and for some reason it had a string to cinch it up. It got cut to shreds when I was working with sheet metal. Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (mUa7G) 152
Somebody's gotta say it. Melania's dress is draping a little oddly in front.
Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (iF4iV) 153
If Navy doesn't make coaching changes, stat, I'll be utterly shocked. This was an embarrassing loss.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:13 PM (tT986) 154
Top of a flag. They're standing in front of some flags on stands. Note the one to the left of Melania.
it looks like she's wearing a birthday hat. Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 06:13 PM (bbnDs) 155
149 Trump attends game, flips coin, Army beats Navy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:12 PM (U2TY5) --Since DJT was elected, Army is undefeated. Hmmmmmmm . . . Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:13 PM (e7oj4) 156
110 Awful person here, but in the photo of Melania and the Argentine First Lady it looks like the latter is wearing a party hat.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 05:57 PM (tT986) --Thought that as well. What the hell is that? Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 05:59 PM (e7oj4) One of the things I learned as a photographer was to always be aware of backgrounds so you don't have telephone poles growing out of heads. The MSM, of course, took great pains to pose the light bringer to make it appear he had a halo. Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 08, 2018 06:14 PM (aCNZ6) 157
So, any fashionable T-shirt advice? Posted by: publius
------ Premium quality crew neck. Otherwise, the necks stretch out. Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:14 PM (2kj6M) Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 06:14 PM (bbnDs) 159
It's the gravitational pull of FLOArgentina's breasts.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 06:14 PM (1UZdv) 160
Sweatshirt with pouch - not hoody - 7 colors, on Amazon. Type in:
Badger Athletic Fleece Pocket Crewneck Sweatshirt Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:15 PM (lwiT4) 161
Speaking of North Carolina, what the heck is going on with that House seat? Why aren't they certifying the election? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 08, 2018 06:15 PM (pY5jh) Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:15 PM (f1Vqw) 163
If it weren't for France's nukes, I'd say "fuck 'em" Posted by: CN at December 08, 2018 06:09 PM Pretty sure they were a gift from the USA. All nukes have a 'sell by' date on them. They need to be 're-hotted' once in a while. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 06:16 PM (e7O7B) Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:17 PM (f1Vqw) 165
Speaking of North Carolina,
what the heck is going on with that House seat? Why aren't they certifying the election? Posted by: Soothsayer ----------- Absentee ballot hanky panky. Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:18 PM (2kj6M) 166
Here is a great shirt for you Publius. Miley will love you in it.
Total class. Grade A. Nothing but the best. https://tinyurl.com/yay8ncw5 Posted by: Cousin Eddy at December 08, 2018 06:19 PM (iF4iV) 167
Navy pushes the betting point spread
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 06:19 PM (1UZdv) 168
Speaking of North Carolina,
South Carolina. *South*. Big, big difference. Posted by: publius -------- I'm a little of each. Half Tarheel, half Sandlapper. Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:19 PM (2kj6M) Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:20 PM (oMc1W) 170
Well onsides are usually a failure, but lets see
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:20 PM (/rm4P) 171
Off Randy Quaid sock.
Posted by: Cousin Eddy at December 08, 2018 06:21 PM (iF4iV) 172
Army wins
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:21 PM (oMc1W) 173
ITS ALL OVER!
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:21 PM (/rm4P) 174
No, the gift from the US was technical info to solve the challenges of sub-launched ballistic missiles - not the help with the payloads (gift was delivered via winks and nods, contrary to US law, but everyone agreed it was in our interest). That was long ago. France doesn't need US help to maintain its nuke forces.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 06:21 PM (QDnY+) 175
Cousin Eddy is tough to get rid of.
Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 06:21 PM (iF4iV) 176
Speaking of North Carolina,
South Carolina. *South*. Big, big difference. Posted by: publius ------- Speaking of which, I ask again, is there some sort of wedding thing going on down there? I mean, it's not that far for me. OTOH, if it's an awkward question, never mind. Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (2kj6M) 177
Game over, man! Game over!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (GBF0l) Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (e7oj4) 179
I've got to buy some new T-shirts. Miley had a shit fit over the holes in some of mine. Why, I've got one on that's barely broken in, with just a little hole under the armpit and she thinks that's just awful.
I freaked her out the other week with one that, well, was a little worse than one little hole. So, any fashionable T-shirt advice? Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:35 PM (f1Vqw) "Just a little hole under the armpit"? There was a herd of holes, my good man! The other one sent me to my fainting couch. You looked as though Ben Hur had been dragging you around the arena a few times. You must renounce your holey ways. I do not darn holes in t-shirts. Don't think I won't speak to your mother personally about this. And then she's going to feel terrible - terrible, I tell you - that after years invested in your upbringing, she has failed to "finish" you. Avoid this by purchasing a new t-shirt for every one you convert a to car-polishing rag. I would suggest a few in black. Very stylish for the modern redneck. Maybe a black wife-beater... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (NMAzL) 180
North Carolina is oft self-described as a valley of humility between two mountains of conceit (SC and Virginia). Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (f1Vqw) 181
Midshipmen to the bilge! All midshipmen to the bilge!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (2kj6M) Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:23 PM (2kj6M) 183
Mike Hammer @ 157 --Premium quality crewneck is where it's at. I wear only black teeshirts when in uniform (black not blue so I guess should say 'back the black'?) So hammer is right, buy quality.
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM (2kj6M) 185
181 Midshipmen to the bilge! All midshipmen to the bilge!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (2kj6M) -- Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM (e7oj4) 186
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
ROFL. You tickle my pickle, you know that? I probably did roll around in the dirt in that shirt a time or two. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM (f1Vqw) 187
165 Hammer, I'm rapidly becoming a believer in abolishing absentee ballots, with exception given to military personnel and maybe state dept. personnel serving abroad. Guy I know cast an absentee ballot, as did his wife, because they might have been going out of state (didn't). It's just too easy to get a little loose and vote the Chicago way.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 08, 2018 06:25 PM (xzqr4) 188
Besides, I think holes give clothes character. Makes em unique to the individual. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:26 PM (f1Vqw) 189
She hasn't said anything about the shoes, so I assume they pass muster.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw) I don't mind the hole in your shoe. The entire bottom of one of my sneakers needs to be glued back on. Who am I to judge? But I did throw away my tattered undies before I moved down here, and replaced them with new ones. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:26 PM (NMAzL) 190
Speaking of North Carolina, what the heck is going on with that House seat? Why aren't they certifying the election? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 08, 2018 06:15 PM (pY5jh) It is apparently vote harvesting in NC. Similar to the California House races that were all ripped off by the Demos. VH is illegal in almost all states, but Calif legislature made vote harvesting legal in 2016 in their state. VH is despicable and destroys the concept of the secret ballot. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO) 191
It was before timed games; it took Tolstoy 50 hours to play.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 08, 2018 06:27 PM (Evws/) 192
Besides, I think holes give clothes character.
Miley is a duchess. She don't want no holes flappin all around her. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:27 PM (lwiT4) 193
https://goarmywestpoint.com/sports/2015/3/6/GEN_2014010166.aspx
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:27 PM (/rm4P) 194
Is it a safe guess that publius is going to get a bunch of t-shirts from Santa?
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:28 PM (tT986) 195
Hammer, I'm rapidly becoming a believer in abolishing absentee ballots, with exception given to military personnel and maybe state dept. personnel serving abroad. Guy I know cast an absentee ballot, as did his wife, because they might have been going out of state (didn't). It's just too easy to get a little loose and vote the Chicago way.
Posted by: bill ------- See: CA Dem Party Sinking to New Lows To 'Harvest' Absentee Ballots https://preview.tinyurl.com/y986pq98 Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:29 PM (HTHlp) 196
Navy 'men' crying.....
Bwahahahaha Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM Been there. Felt that. Can't mock them for it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 06:30 PM (GBF0l) 197
It was before timed games; it took Tolstoy 50 hours to play.
I bet he has extra queens in his beard. Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 06:30 PM (bbnDs) 198
Oops
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 08, 2018 06:30 PM (oMc1W) 199
Wait
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:30 PM (lwiT4) 200
Tolstoy probably could have squeezed a lot of soup from that beard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:31 PM (deEx0) 201
Oh hush. You dudes have no idea how tough it is to find a dress with pockets. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 05:17 PM (U5tDi) Her Majesty takes the dresses bought for dog shows to a seamstress to have pockets put in. Where else can she put bait and squeaky toys? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 06:31 PM (LsBY9) 202
Arrrggg, Miley is a duchess. She don't want no holes flappin all around her...arrrrrg Posted by: grammie winger -------- Edited. Posted by: Edward Teach at December 08, 2018 06:31 PM (2kj6M) 203
solutions up
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (WfYzX) Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4) 205
Speaking of which, I ask again, is there some sort of wedding thing going on down there? I mean, it's not that far for me.
OTOH, if it's an awkward question, never mind. Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (2kj6M) The entire Horde will be invited. But there's going to be a very special dress code. You know, so the wedding video will go viral. For starters, it will be mandatory open carry. No .22s (just because). And no holes in your t-shirts. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (NMAzL) 206
Tolstoy probably could have squeezed a lot of soup from that beard.
Posted by: Cicero -------- Borscht Posted by: Edward Teach at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (2kj6M) 207
No absentee ballots except for military personnel. No early voting. No election day registration. No ID, no ballot. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (LsBY9) 208
>> Is it a safe guess that publius is going to get a
>> bunch of t-shirts from Santa? Maybe y'all could set up a GoFundMe. Seriously, I do need some new T-shirts. I'm good on shorts and socks, but the shirts are getting worn out. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (f1Vqw) 209
Speaking of t-shirts, I bought two 3 packs of the current Army green variety at the Chaffee PX. Good buy, good fit,but one problem. These are made in USA, approved for everything, yet, I had a cigarette ash fall on one, and got the polyester melting deal. Not a very good thing for the troops.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (xzqr4) 210
If you like T-shirt's with pockets, Carhartt's are pretty decent.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (MVjcR) 211
Miley - there's going to be a for-real wedding?!?!
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (lwiT4) 212
Do I think for one minute that countries that we had to bale out of abject ruin and defeat at a cost to this country of hundreds of thousands of lives 'stumbled upon' the necessary technology to create their own nuclear weaponry without one helluva lot more then a *wink* and a *nod*. No way. However, it was in our best strategic interests to help them. At one time. Now? They gotta dig their own way out of the mess they made. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (e7O7B) 213
Navy 'men' crying.....
Bwahahahaha Posted by: Mike Hammer, not tired of winning at December 08, 2018 06:24 PM Been there. Felt that. Can't mock them for it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 06:30 PM ****** True enough. Watched an ensign spill his beer once. There were tears. Can't fault 'em. Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 06:34 PM (0tfLf) 214
Her Majesty takes the dresses bought for dog shows to a seamstress to have pockets put in. Where else can she put bait and squeaky toys?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 06:31 PM (LsBY9) Whoa, hey. If ladies can carry bait and squeaky toys around all willy-nilly, there needs to be some kind of fair warning given. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 06:34 PM (t+qrx) 215
And no holes in your t-shirts.
Posted by: Miley ----- *!* *Note to self: write fresh letter to Santa* Posted by: Edward Teach at December 08, 2018 06:34 PM (2kj6M) Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR) 217
The
entire Horde will be invited. But there's going to be a very special dress code. You know, so the wedding video will go viral. For starters, it will be mandatory open carry. No .22s (just because). And no holes in your t-shirts. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (NMAzL) How will the seating be arranged? Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:36 PM (tT986) 218
The entire Horde will be invited. But there's going to be a very special dress code. You know, so the wedding video will go viral.
Speedos? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:36 PM (deEx0) 219
I hope it's open bar.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (lwiT4) 220
It looks like she's wearing a birthday hat.
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 06:13 PM (bbnDs) LOL. It does! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (AllCR) 221
The entire Horde will be invited. But there's going to be a very special dress code. You know, so the wedding video will go viral.
For starters, it will be mandatory open carry. No .22s (just because). And no holes in your t-shirts. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (NMAzL) What about pants? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (WfYzX) 222
How will the seating be arranged?
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:36 PM (tT986) Longbow on the right, crossbow on the left. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (deEx0) 223
>> Speaking of which, I ask again, is there some sort of wedding thing going on down there?
I'm not saying there will be, but I wouldn't bet agin' it. In fact, smart money might go long on that question. And don't worry, y'all all will know. Miley and I may do one of those Bridezilla things and expect y'all to contribute $10K a piece or something....and have strict dress requirements like that lovely young lady Ace posted about earlier. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (f1Vqw) 224
The bride and groom jumping through a flaming hoop would be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:38 PM (MVjcR) 225
What about pants?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:37 PM (WfYzX) And eye-patches? Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:38 PM (lwiT4) 226
Not a very good thing for the troops.
Posted by: bill ----- Cotton, all cotton. That's my rule. See: HMS Sheffield, melted polypropylene underwear. Posted by: Edward Teach at December 08, 2018 06:39 PM (w54mS) Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:39 PM (/rm4P) 228
Besides, I think holes give clothes character. Makes em unique to the individual.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:26 PM (f1Vqw) Baby, you're already a character. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:39 PM (NMAzL) 229
How will the seating be arranged?
First! First Almost had it! Top5 Called the Corgis Top 10 Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 06:39 PM (/rm4P) Threadwinner. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (lwiT4) 230
Sitting here with my window facing the main highway, in a couple of minutes at least six police cars have blasted by, sirens and overhead lights. Somebody's Saturday night has become very bad. Hate it when that happens.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (xzqr4) 231
And eye-patches?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:38 PM (lwiT4) One worn by the Rev, the officiant, along with another worn by Felenon, co-officiant? Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (tT986) 232
224 The bride and groom jumping through a flaming hoop would be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:38 PM (MVjcR) Being launched through a flaming hoop by a trebuchet would be even awesomer. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (WfYzX) 233
One worn by the Rev, the officiant, along with another worn by Felenon, co-officiant?
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (tT986) I'm good with that if Fen is! Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:41 PM (lwiT4) 234
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (WfYzX)
------ Why, you truly are a thought leader! Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:41 PM (MVjcR) 235
We'll divide the church into longbow and crossbow sections. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:41 PM (f1Vqw) 236
Sitting here with my window facing the main highway, in a couple of minutes at least six police cars have blasted by, sirens and overhead lights. Somebody's Saturday night has become very bad. Hate it when that happens.
Posted by: bill ---------- Other possibilities: A: Two for One at Dunkin Donuts B: shift change Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:42 PM (w54mS) 237
Dickies and Duluth t-shirts are too thick, imho; I like Hanes or Fruit of the Loom, w/ pocket.
Black eliminates stain problems. I have a few navy blue and forest green ones just to break up the monotony. Holes add character, but Mrs Eez reacts with horror at some point. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2018 06:42 PM (mfOi4) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:42 PM (NMAzL) Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:43 PM (tT986) 240
We'll divide the church into longbow and crossbow sections.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:41 PM (f1Vqw) Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4) 241
We'll divide the church into longbow and crossbow sections.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:41 PM (f1Vqw) Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4) And keep the Mary Anne camp apart from the Ginger camp. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:44 PM (deEx0) 242
>> Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration.
No Yankees allowed! Wait a minute, that would exclude the bride.... Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:44 PM (f1Vqw) 243
Oh hush. You dudes have no idea how tough it is to find a dress with pockets.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 ******* You'll never understand the struggle men have for a conceal carry holster. Inside the waist...outside the waist. Choices...choices. Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 06:44 PM (0tfLf) 244
I actually got problem 1! I did not waver, either, in the face of a misleading clue.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2018 06:45 PM (Y9zp1) 245
North Carolina is oft self-described as a valley of humility between two mountains of conceit (SC and Virginia).
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:22 PM (f1Vqw) I thought that was my cleavage... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:45 PM (NMAzL) 246
Shiv Pockets.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:45 PM (MVjcR) 247
>> And keep the Mary Anne camp apart from the Ginger camp.
No, we want the Mary Ann and Ginger camp to get together. While we watch. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:45 PM (f1Vqw) 248
I don't wear T-shirts myself. Not necessary.
Posted by: Ronster at December 08, 2018 06:45 PM (+BtMj) 249
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (tT986)
If I'm the co-officiant I ask for dispensation to wear a clergy robe so I don't have wear semi nude, sparkly pirate themed attire attire any of the guests will be required to wear. I don't want my picture to go viral Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:46 PM (AllCR) 250
Shit. They just mentioned possible snow and ice for the North Atlanta suburbs. It's a good thing I don't need bread or milk.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 06:46 PM (ffYR/) 251
Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration.
Posted by: grammie winger ---- We're generally hospitable. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:46 PM (U7Mh9) 252
What is going to be served at the reception? Jello salad has to be included. Sunshine Salad! Orange jello with grated carrots inside and mayo on top, served on an iceberg leaf. Posted by: BJM at December 08, 2018 06:47 PM (O74hG) 253
It will be a ficus-themed wedding, too, BTW. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:47 PM (f1Vqw) 254
I think there should be some consideration to seating by preferred caliber.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR) 255
Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4) And keep the Mary Anne camp apart from the Ginger camp. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:44 PM (deEx0) Maybe we should do this online. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:48 PM (NMAzL) 256
This is Miley, it's Tuxes and gowns. Nothing but the best for the Duchess.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 06:48 PM (g/u4p) 257
Oh yes, we're about to have the Great Ice Blizzard of 2018 here. Milk and bread has already been cleaned out. If you don't have it, you're gonna die. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 06:48 PM (f1Vqw) 258
Shit. They just mentioned possible snow and ice for the North Atlanta suburbs. It's a good thing I don't need bread or milk.
Posted by: Calm Mentor ------ Stopped by the grocery two hours ago (Asheville), no bread, of ANY kind left on the shelf. It looked like a Venezuelan grocery. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (U7Mh9) 259
232 224 The bride and groom jumping through a flaming hoop would be pretty awesome.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:38 PM (MVjcR) Being launched through a flaming hoop by a trebuchet would be even awesomer. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:40 PM (WfYzX) That's forty quid a throw, mate. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs) 260
Just let me know where and when. I'm wearing that second dress.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4) 261
Sunshine Salad! Orange jello with grated carrots inside and mayo on top, served on an iceberg leaf.
Posted by: BJM at December 08, 2018 06:47 PM (O74hG) My recipe is made with lemon jello and crushed pineapple. NO MAYONNAISE. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (NMAzL) 262
If
I'm the co-officiant I ask for dispensation to wear a clergy robe so I don't have wear semi nude, sparkly pirate themed attire attire any of the guests will be required to wear. I don't want my picture to go viral Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:46 PM (AllCR) Half this place may have to be revived at the moment. I was thinking robe, eye patch for you and The Rev. Nothing more shocking than that. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (tT986) 263
The entire Horde will be invited. But there's going to be a very special dress code. You know, so the wedding video will go viral.
For starters, it will be mandatory open carry. No .22s (just because). And no holes in your t-shirts. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:32 PM (NMAzL) I am NOT wearing Loobootens or whatever they're called. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs) 264
I'll finally have somewhere to wear my Louboutin pumps with the red soles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:50 PM (deEx0) 265
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What is going to be served at the reception? Jello salad has to be included. Sunshine Salad! Orange jello with grated carrots inside and mayo on top, served on an iceberg leaf. Posted by: BJM at December 08, 2018 06:47 PM (O74hG) Cannibal Bob can cater. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs) 266
Can WeaselDog come?
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR) 267
236 Hammer, I doubt if any of our local cops would use sirens and lights to go to Dunkin Donuts. Now, if the Valero station in Bloomer was having half price on catfish nuggets, that I would believe.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (xzqr4) 268
I have to get pretty shoes.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (lwiT4) 269
We'll divide the church into longbow and crossbow sections.
Don't forget to take the Confederacy into consideration. And keep the Mary Anne camp apart from the Ginger camp. Don't forget for a minute the simmering Ginger Lynn vs. Amber Lynn issue. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (e7O7B) 270
I'll finally have somewhere to wear my Louboutin pumps with the red soles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:50 PM (deEx0) Spin and lift. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (t+qrx) 271
If you don't have it, you're gonna die.
Posted by: publius, -------- It won't help. We'll all gonna be buried by Snowmageddon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (2kj6M) 272
I am NOT wearing Loobootens or whatever they're called.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs) Louboutins. I don't wear them either. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (tT986) 273
264 I'll finally have somewhere to wear my Louboutin pumps with the red soles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:50 PM (deEx0) You'll feel pretty and witty and gay. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs) 274
266 Can WeaselDog come?
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR) ------- Can he sit quietly through a rendition of We've Only Just Begun played on the banjo? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (deEx0) 275
#264 Louboutin pumps? I'm impressed!
Posted by: AnnaS at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (l4l/z) 276
My recipe is made with lemon jello and crushed pineapple. NO MAYONNAISE.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (NMAzL) Miracle Whip?!? Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (T71PA) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR) 278
Stopped by the grocery two hours ago (Asheville), no bread, of ANY kind left on the shelf. It looked like a Venezuelan grocery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (U7Mh9) ------------ Well, sure. Because snow that may last 2 days before melting just demands that you make 36 sammiches. Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (ffYR/) 279
Holy crap! Will the nightmare never end?
Live Science @LiveScience Climate Change Is Making Sharks Right-Handed Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 08, 2018 06:54 PM (+y/Ru) 280
266 Can WeaselDog come?
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR) Only if WeaelDog can jump up and eat one of the rings. Hilarity will ensue. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs) 281
This is Miley, it's Tuxes and gowns. Nothing but the best for the Duchess.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 06:48 PM (g/u4p) I'm a Duchess of the people. I would never require you 'ettes to wear Louboutin. Chip in and buy me a pair instead. They'll last forever since my feet won't be touching the ground. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:54 PM (NMAzL) 282
274 266 Can WeaselDog come?
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR) ------- Can he sit quietly through a rendition of We've Only Just Begun played on the banjo? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (deEx0) -------- She doesn't sit quietly even when she's sleeping! Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 06:54 PM (MVjcR) 283
The internet will thank you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR) Now that I realize what I wrote, add clothes underneath, both you and The Rev. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:55 PM (tT986) 284
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 06:49 PM (U7Mh9)
How much snow are you supposed to get? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:55 PM (AllCR) Posted by: BJM at December 08, 2018 06:56 PM (O74hG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 06:56 PM (LsBY9) 287
>>>What is going to be served at the reception?
Hobo jerky. The caterer is gonna have a shit-fit. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:56 PM (NMAzL) 288
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:55 PM (tT986)
Yes; I took that for granted. That's why the internet will thank you-that I will be wearing a robe and fully clothed underneath. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (AllCR) 289
You realize, everyone, there's a Horde wedding already in the works?
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (tT986) 290
I know this is off thread, ...but I am sick of seeing ala Drudge et al .....that Trump is just finished, that they have the goods on him. For what? Paying off a hooker? That's not collusion with Russia. I see no conversation about him being "finished" on here. Have I missed this conversation earlier??
Posted by: AnnaS at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (l4l/z) 291
Don't forget for a minute the simmering Ginger Lynn vs. Amber Lynn issue.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 06:52 PM (e7O7B) Alright, this is starting to sound like some sort of screwball AoSHQ intersectionalism. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (WfYzX) 292
287 >>>What is going to be served at the reception?
Hobo jerky. The caterer is gonna have a shit-fit. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 06:56 PM (NMAzL) Yum! Sterno-marinated? Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs) 293
Now that I realize what I wrote, add clothes underneath, both you and The Rev.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:55 PM (tT986) I thought this was 'dress casual'? Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (lwiT4) 294
Ever hear this Oldie? It's about a couple trying to elope. James, James, hold the ladder steady... I'm-a coming down to your arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laEwOj5qXNo Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (pY5jh) 295
CBD can cater the wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (tT986) 296
Yum! Sterno-marinated?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs) -------- Most hobos come pre-marinated. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (deEx0) 297
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM (ffYR/)
If Mike Hammer can make 36 sandwiches I think he should be asked to cater Miley and Publius' wedding reception. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (AllCR) 298
Missing dad and trying to get in the spirit of the season. Put some house decorations up and the lights are on the house. Garland on the outside arches later this week.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 06:59 PM (PF4TZ) Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:59 PM (lwiT4) 300
I thought this was 'dress casual'?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (lwiT4) :O Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:59 PM (tT986) 301
Most hobos come pre-marinated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (deEx0) Brined. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:00 PM (NMAzL) 302
Okay, Horde, I better get my ass in gear. I've got to take a shower and do some other things. The Duchess and I are planning on having some catfish and corn on the cob tonight. If I don't get my ass in gear, it may be midnight before we get started. See y'all later, likely on the ONT. Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 08, 2018 07:00 PM (f1Vqw) 303
That was my attempt at a shocked face.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:00 PM (tT986) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (LsBY9) 305
This is what I envision how the reception after the Duchess' wedding would start....
https://tinyurl.com/o5yjeuy Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (PA/U2) 306
CBD can cater the wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 06:58 PM (tT986) Imma bringing my maple syrup! Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (fmOMA) 307
I'd like to ban bras at the ceremony. My lesbians are right about that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (NMAzL) 308
305 This is what I envision how the reception after the Duchess' wedding would start....
https://tinyurl.com/o5yjeuy Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (PA/U2) \m/ \m/ Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (NWiLs) 309
Can he sit quietly through a rendition of We've Only Just Begun played on the banjo?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 06:53 PM Bought this DVD recently of Idena Menzel (Frozen, Wicked) who is describing paying her way through college as a wedding singer. Popular tune for her to sing was a Whitney Houston tune, "Saving All My Love For You" with lyrics that include the line, 'A few stolen moments is all that we share, You've got your family, and they need you there.' Celebrating their marriage with a song about infidelity, is how she put it. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (e7O7B) 310
We were supposed to have a chance of sleet and freezing rain here. Sunday, back into the mid 40's. Still, the milk, bread and toilet paper brigades savaged the stores.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (xzqr4) Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (U5tDi) 312
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CBD can cater the wedding. French toast with salt and pepper. Yum. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (LsBY9) ------- And then there's the main course: Chili con carrots Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (deEx0) 313
312 304
CBD can cater the wedding. French toast with salt and pepper. Yum. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (LsBY9) ------- And then there's the main course: Chili con carrots Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (deEx0) Chili con Cochran. Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs) 314
Imma bringing my maple syrup!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (fmOMA) ---------- Labels will be checked at the door. None of that corn syrup swill! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:03 PM (deEx0) 315
This is what I envision how the reception after the Duchess' wedding would start....
https://tinyurl.com/o5yjeuy Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:01 PM (PA/U2) I would fucking love 2Cellos to play at my wedding. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:04 PM (NMAzL) 316
Labels will be checked at the door. None of that corn syrup swill!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:03 PM (deEx0) Nope. top shelf. Just like my bourbon. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:04 PM (fmOMA) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:05 PM (PA/U2) 318
Eggs, bread, milk ... what it is about disasters that impels everyone to want to make French toast remains a mystery to me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2018 07:05 PM (mfOi4) 319
bluebell, were already down to the flower arrangements.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:05 PM (g/u4p) 320
Missing dad and trying to get in the spirit of the season. Put some house decorations up and the lights are on the house. Garland on the outside arches later this week.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 06:59 PM (PF4TZ) I wish you the best. I know there are others around here who are in the same situation. Will you have family with you this year? Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:06 PM (t+qrx) 321
I would fucking love 2Cellos to play at my wedding.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:04 PM (NMAzL) so cool. love those guys. Love the cello. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:06 PM (fmOMA) 322
Hold it hold it hold it are you guys planning a wedding without me?
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (U5tDi) Hell no, bluebell - he hasn't even asked me yet. This is rampant speculation. I'm not a virgin, y'know. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:07 PM (NMAzL) 323
bluebell, were already down to the flower arrangements.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:05 PM (g/u4p) I don't think the open bar issue was settled, but everyone could bring a bottle of something to contribute and the place would be pretty much good to go. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:07 PM (tT986) 324
If red is here, I just got a survey from hospice. This should be good.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (PF4TZ) 325
The hell with the wedding, I want in on the bachelorette party.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (g/u4p) 326
How much snow are you supposed to get?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ------- Some were predicting 18". Resulted in widespread panic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (ZMWtN) 327
what it is about disasters that impels everyone to want to make French toast remains a mystery to me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2018 07:05 PM Why never a run on maple syrup though? Maybe CBD will know Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (/rm4P) Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (U5tDi) 329
The hell with the wedding, I want in on the bachelorette party.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (g/u4p) Same here. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (t+qrx) 330
You need to book WeaselDog early for the ring bearer. She books up quickly!
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (MVjcR) 331
Hold it hold it hold it are you guys planning a wedding without me?
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:02 PM (U5tDi) Hell no, bluebell - he hasn't even asked me yet. This is rampant speculation. I'm not a virgin, y'know. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:07 PM (NMAzL) If the Shibumis read this thread they'll get a lot of advice. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (tT986) 332
Nope. top shelf. Just like my bourbon. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:04 PM Move to Pennsylvania. We have hundred year old 'temporary taxes' on booze. So what happens is everyone can only afford the 'bottom shelf' stuff. Which requires the State Store employees to spend the day constantly replenishing the stuff six inches off the floor. You don't dare whisper the name 'Quasimodo' while shopping. Even though every fiber of your being wants to shout it. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (e7O7B) 333
hogmartin, just kidlet and her husband, whom I love. I'm doing prime rib, same as it ever was. May change things up next year. I do love the prime rib and Yorkshire pudding tho.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (PF4TZ) 334
grammie, you'll remember, I think - wasn't willow going to be the flower girl for ace's wedding?
Oh! Oh! KT can do the flowers! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (U5tDi) 335
Vendette, I will donate a case of "Sheep Dip" scotch.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (g/u4p) 336
Nancy can't control half her caucus, and may not want to. That includes cray D committee chairs. And the Mueller drip drip drip.
It's going to be a real shit show. Ultimately, I think it will help Trump because the Ds will sink even lower. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (1UZdv) 337
You need to book WeaselDog early for the ring bearer. She books up quickly!
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (MVjcR) She's probably a better choice than that one owl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Tt4IHT2ZI Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (t+qrx) 338
If the Shibumis read this thread they'll get a lot of advice.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (tT986) ------ Oh we offered long ago to plan the shibozo wedding. I think they've got it covered, though. Can't understand why they didn't want our help. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (U5tDi) 339
Miley you could get Vitamin String Quartet too...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (PA/U2) 340
Bitter Clinger is a professional bartender. Just sayin'.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:12 PM (U5tDi) 341
Navy V Army...has the civil war begun? My moneys on the Air Force...............
Posted by: saf at December 08, 2018 07:13 PM (5IHGB) 342
I wonder if Gilbert Gottfried is available to officiate. Cuz that would be awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:13 PM (deEx0) 343
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:11 PM (t+qrx)
---- She bites a little but probably won't try to fly out a window. Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:13 PM (MVjcR) 344
hogmartin, just kidlet and her husband, whom I love. I'm doing prime rib, same as it ever was. May change things up next year. I do love the prime rib and Yorkshire pudding tho.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (PF4TZ) Well it sounds like you've got it covered, I hope you guys have a wonderful time. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:14 PM (t+qrx) 345
Hang on, we have some pretty good musicians right here on the blog. Navybrat has played with the greats for the last, what, 50 years? And Berserker, and Backwards Boy, and teej, and I know we have another gigging guy but I can't remember more than 4 names at a time.
Oh, and Emmie's Bass Man. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:14 PM (U5tDi) 346
Hold up, I knew about the Shibozo wedding. Is there another Horde wedding too?
Posted by: josephistan at December 08, 2018 07:14 PM (Izzlo) 347
Oh, and Emmie's Bass Man. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:14 PM (U5tDi) ----- Remember, I can play part of Wild Thing on the guitar. Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:15 PM (MVjcR) 348
At the party for my first wedding, I laughed too hard and leaned forward and got my boobs on the cake.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:15 PM (NMAzL) 349
josephistan, not officially yet, but we're planning one just in case for ^^^^^^ those two up there in the thread.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:15 PM (U5tDi) 350
341 Navy V Army...has the civil war begun? My moneys on the Air Force...............
Posted by: saf at December 08, 2018 07:13 PM (5IHGB) --- Spa-a-a-a-a-ace Force! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:16 PM (kQs4Y) 351
You don't dare whisper the name 'Quasimodo' while shopping. Even though every fiber of your being wants to shout it.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 07:10 PM (e7O7B) friggin' booze laws. In CO you can't buy booze (or wine or real beer) in Walmart, but you can stand in the parking lot of a liquor store and hit the next liquor store with a rock. Wyoming's truck stops have little walled-off segments where you can buy, but it has to be in a little cubicle, separate transaction. Montana stores sell full-strength beer. 'bout as crazy as gun regs. Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 08, 2018 07:16 PM (fmOMA) 352
You need to book WeaselDog early for the ring bearer. She books up quickly!
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:09 PM (MVjcR) If it's a paying gig Conor is very interested! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:17 PM (f3oO4) 353
348 At the party for my first wedding, I laughed too hard and leaned forward and got my boobs on the cake.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:15 PM (NMAzL) ----- We'll need to work that in, of course. Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:17 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: Ronster at December 08, 2018 07:17 PM (+BtMj) 355
Spa-a-a-a-a-ace Force!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:16 PM (kQs4Y) But what... what if space Navy? https://stoatnet.org/spacenavy.jpg Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (t+qrx) 356
Remember, I can play part of Wild Thing on the guitar.
Posted by: Weasel at December 08, 2018 07:15 PM (MVjcR) ----------- Awesome. You can do it at the NoVaMoMe, which all you people need to email us about (in Weasel's and my nics). Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (U5tDi) 357
The bride sticking her boobs in the cake is an old Russian wedding tradition.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (deEx0) 358
Who's getting married? Can i play cowbell?
Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (UdKB7) 359
After the rings and I dos and such will you slap hot iron to it?
Posted by: Rama Lama Ching Chong at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (kR3UB) 360
Some were predicting 18". Resulted in widespread panic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (ZMWtN) That's unpossible. The settled science says our children may never ever see another (real) snowflake! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:19 PM (f3oO4) 361
Who's getting married? Can i play cowbell?
Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2018 07:18 PM (UdKB7) -------- You'll have to fight Weasel's dog for it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 08, 2018 07:19 PM (deEx0) 362
The T-Shirts for the NoVaMoMe are ready. I will be sending them soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:20 PM (g/u4p) 363
I wonder if 2Cellos plays Manowar.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:20 PM (NMAzL) 364
>>> At the party for my first wedding, I laughed too hard and leaned forward and got my boobs on the cake.
Woo Hoo! Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2018 07:20 PM (9t5k1) 365
Are we plotting, err, planning another wedding?
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2018 07:21 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7) 367
Some were predicting 18". Resulted in widespread panic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 07:08 PM (ZMWtN) Yes, The Paolo has that effect on people Posted by: The Paolo at December 08, 2018 07:22 PM (Izzlo) 368
I hope its a summer shindig so I can make a road trip on the scooter. I have some black t-shirts for formal occasions.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2018 07:23 PM (PA/U2) 369
Oh, and Emmie's Bass Man.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:14 PM (U5tDi) And Meremortal, and somebody with a nic like JoeMama, and if you wanna get classy, there's Piercello. Hmmm. I'm starting to forget who all was at the Colorado Morondezvous Jam Session. Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:23 PM (4HMW8) 370
I keep forgetting that Publius' parents would be at this speculative wedding. Horde hijinks might not play well.
Ruminating. At least his paternal grandmother has passed on. His marriage to an ex-Catholic Yankee would kill her. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:24 PM (NMAzL) 371
And Meremortal, and somebody with a nic like JoeMama, and if you wanna get classy, there's Piercello.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:23 PM (4HMW ------- Yes, yes, and yes! We are all about class. And everything else, because we are ecumusical. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:25 PM (U5tDi) 372
Emmie, are you guys planning another?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:25 PM (g/u4p) 373
I keep forgetting that Publius' parents would be at this speculative wedding. Horde hijinks might not play well.
We could tie 'em up. Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 08, 2018 07:25 PM (lwiT4) 374
The T-Shirts for the NoVaMoMe are ready. I will be sending them soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:20 PM (g/u4p) ------- Thank you, Ben! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:26 PM (U5tDi) 375
I keep forgetting that Publius' parents would be at this speculative wedding. Horde hijinks might not play well.
Ruminating. At least his paternal grandmother has passed on. His marriage to an ex-Catholic Yankee would kill her. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:24 PM (NMAzL) We'll let loose at the reception-after reception. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:26 PM (tT986) 376
372 Emmie, are you guys planning another? Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:25 PM (g/u4p) Ben Had, we meet about once per year. Last time it was in May, so I assume maybe May again? And we usually meet in the Denver Metro area. Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:27 PM (4HMW8) 377
We'll let loose at the reception-after reception.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:26 PM (tT986) -------- I can't stay awake that long. I think we should go with grammie's idea. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:27 PM (U5tDi) 378
So bluebell and Weasel plan a MoMe after I leave Virginia. Typical. Two years I waited!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:28 PM (NMAzL) 379
'Horde hijinks might not play well. '
Shoot just get married again the next weekend. Don't tell em though. They'll think you went on your honeymoon. Posted by: freaked at December 08, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7) 380
I can't stay awake that long. I think we should go with grammie's idea.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:27 PM (U5tDi) What time is this wedding going to be at????? Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (tT986) 381
So bluebell and Weasel plan a MoMe after I leave Virginia. Typical. Two years I waited!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:28 PM (NMAzL) ---------- We kept waiting for someone else to do it. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Come back! Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (U5tDi) 382
Ben Had, were you wondering about a jam session? 'Cause we only did that once.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (4HMW8) 383
No absentee ballots except for military personnel. No early voting. No election day registration. No ID, no ballot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2018 06:33 PM (LsBY9) But that might mean the Repubs win, so the GOP Establishment will fight that tooth and nail. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (f3oO4) 384
"UGH, I just can't be bothered, it's easier to just tie people up" is peak bluebell.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (t+qrx) 385
On a very short time-line the left will overnight switch from 'global warming' to 'global cooling' and demand just as much money as before without a single hiccup. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 07:30 PM (e7O7B) Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:30 PM (U5tDi) 387
For the record, Bannion was the NoVaMoMee planning champion. He moved away a while after NoVaMoMee 3.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:31 PM (tT986) 388
Hey, I'll be getting an extra $52/month CoL adjustment for my Social Security! I'll put that in my hope chest.
Just kidding. My hope chest is my boobs. As in, I hope they last until I get married. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:31 PM (NMAzL) 389
"UGH, I just can't be bothered, it's easier to just tie people up" is peak bluebell.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (t+qrx) Is this why she has so many kids? Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:32 PM (tT986) 390
Emmie, if you were doing it again I would send a "I was going to attend, but then I got high" T-shirt. If you all did door prizes.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:32 PM (g/u4p) 391
What time is this wedding going to be at?????
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (tT986) Probably after sunset. Publius gets up late and procrastinates. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:33 PM (NMAzL) 392
For the record, Bannion was the NoVaMoMee planning champion. He moved away a while after NoVaMoMee 3.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:31 PM (tT986) True dat, but my money is on Bluebell to at least equal Bannion's planning and results! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:33 PM (f3oO4) 393
True dat, but my money is on Bluebell to at least equal Bannion's planning and results!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:33 PM (f3oO4) --------- Thank you for the vote of confidence, Hrothgar. I'm hoping we will fill that phone booth. Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:34 PM (U5tDi) 394
Probably after sunset. Publius gets up late and procrastinates.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:33 PM (NMAzL) I like him already! Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:34 PM (tT986) 395
Come back!
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:29 PM (U5tDi) Yeah, right! This move cost me close to five grand. I'm never moving again. As it is, I'll be filing in VA, PA and SC for 2018. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:35 PM (NMAzL) 396
Is this why she has so many kids?
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:32 PM (tT986) Maybe why she has a kid or two who survived long enough to move out. Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:35 PM (t+qrx) 397
Thank you; that's sweet! We did door prizes last time because WestminsterDogShow knows how to put on a shindig.
I may not remember your offer when the time comes, so feel free to remind me when you see us chattering about the next Morondezvous. Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:36 PM (4HMW8) 398
Yeah,
right! This move cost me close to five grand. I'm never moving again. As it is, I'll be filing in VA, PA and SC for 2018. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:35 PM (NMAzL) Publius, make this worthwhile. No pressure. None at all. Zero, zip, nada, nein, non, nyet. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (tT986) 399
BUT I did grab the AR-15 and put it in my trunk before I left PA.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (NMAzL) 400
WDS it great!
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (PF4TZ) 401
Emmie, will do. And, please feel invited to Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (g/u4p) 402
Publius, make this worthwhile. No pressure. None at all. Zero, zip, nada, nein, non, nyet.
Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (tT986) Oh, it's already worthwhile. He's a great neighbor. What, you thought we were living together?! Oh my, no. There's a church on every freaking street corner here. It's just not done, sweetie! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 07:40 PM (NMAzL) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:40 PM (kQs4Y) 404
Thank you for the vote of confidence, Hrothgar. I'm hoping we will fill that phone booth.
Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2018 07:34 PM Hmmm....*considers a trip to VA* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 07:42 PM (GBF0l) 405
Well I thought that was epic until I espied this one:
https://tinyurl.com/ydgkabrq Please to note the designer is from Ann Arbor. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:43 PM (kQs4Y) 406
No absentee ballots except for military personnel. No early voting. No election day registration. No ID, no ballot.
+secret but self-auditable serial#s +physical multi-vote proofing e.g. purple thumb +hang a few cheaters. +secure evidence chain +hang a few more cheaters Posted by: DaveA at December 08, 2018 07:43 PM (FhXTo) 407
401 Emmie, will do. And, please feel invited to Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:37 PM (g/u4p) Ben Had, thank you! I'd love to come to a Texas event! It just needs to not be during a semester. Although this spring I have a Tuesday/Thursday schedule and might be able to swing a weekend. Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (4HMW8) 408
Hmmm....*considers a trip to VA*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 07:42 PM (GBF0l) Meeting Hrothgar is worth it! Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (tT986) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (kQs4Y) 410
Hmmm....*considers a trip to VA*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 07:42 PM (GBF0l) I'm thinking that 2019 will come to be known as the year of the Epic MoMees! Plan accordingly! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:45 PM (f3oO4) 411
Meeting any of the Horde anywhere is the best thing ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:46 PM (g/u4p) 412
Infidel! Hope you are having a good evening.
Mr. Bassman is playing tonight, but I've been sick and today is the first day I get to rest up and try to recover. Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:46 PM (4HMW8) 413
Eris, M.U.S.T. H.A.V.E. T.H.A.T. R.E.A.G.A.N. S.H.I.R.T.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:46 PM (PF4TZ) 414
118 A hoodless sweatshirt with a pouch pocket.
Posted by: JT --------- Carhartt has one. FLAME-RESISTANT FORCE FLEECE QUARTER-ZIP $165 STYLE 101576 Posted by: downcast at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (VWE5i) 415
Miley, I can play the beginning of Satisfaction and also Secret Agent Man. Maybe me and Weasel can play a guitar duo?
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (zLDYs) 416
Hrothgar, I agree.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (g/u4p) 417
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I know this is off thread, ...but I am sick of seeing ala Drudge et al .....that Trump is just finished, that they have the goods on him. For what? Paying off a hooker? That's not collusion with Russia. I see no conversation about him being "finished" on here. Have I missed this conversation earlier?? Posted by: AnnaS at December 08, 2018 06:57 PM (l4l/z) The Left has gone completely insane after the Rat Cohen agreed to a plea. You are correct in your analysis. What they are hanging their hat on is that they are trying to make the bimbo payoffs into a campaign finance violation, which somehow makes it an impeachable offense and a criminal offense. Except that paying off bimbos, WITH YOUR OWN MONEY LIKE TRUMP DID, is perfectly legal and happens all the time. But the Lefties (quit using the term "Liberals", they don't exist in America any more) are chanting and chirping like never before. They are literally turning insane in their own bubble of fake reality. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO) 418
Hmmm....*considers a trip to VA*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 07:42 PM (GBF0l) Meeting Hrothgar is worth it! Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (tT986) Better yet, you'll get to meet the lovely and gracious Vendette and (if you're careful) you'll survive meeting Bluebell! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (f3oO4) 419
409 Bluebell, is there going to be a trampoline at the shindig?
Ask Alexthechick. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (kQs4Y) I miss our trampoline-ing 'Ette. Did she disappear or just changer her nic? Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (4HMW8) 420
Well I thought that was epic until I espied this one:
https://tinyurl.com/ydgkabrq Please to note the designer is from Ann Arbor. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:43 PM (kQs4Y) Oh, those are good. Didn't you link to a WH40k one a few months ago? Or was that a Mattis one? Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (t+qrx) 421
So Duchess, Will dress uniforms be acceptable?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 07:48 PM (0tfLf) 422
Hi Emmie. Good on Bass man. WDS will be here before the holiday. Hope to meet for drinks.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:48 PM (PF4TZ) 423
I miss our trampoline-ing 'Ette. Did she disappear or just changer her nic?
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (4HMW That's me. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:50 PM (tT986) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:50 PM (kQs4Y) 425
Vendetta, you are the former MWR or whatever her initials were? I guess I missed the transformation.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:52 PM (4HMW8) 426
Better yet, you'll get to meet the lovely and gracious Vendette and (if you're careful) you'll survive meeting Bluebell!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM (f3oO4) ****** I survived a Bluebell meeting. Awesome lady! And it's all good. I got the stitches out last week! Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2018 07:53 PM (0tfLf) 427
Better yet, you'll get to meet the lovely and gracious Vendette and (if you're careful) you'll survive meeting Bluebell!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:47 PM I've already survived meeting the lovely and gracious bluebell and Mr. Bluebell. Great folks. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2018 07:53 PM (GBF0l) 428
Infidel, I hope you and WDS have a nice time!
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:53 PM (4HMW8) 429
Whew I did not miss something on the easy problem. I thought the hint or goal had said mate in 4 and I could not figure out what I was missing for it not to be those 3 moves. Past history is that I do often miss something.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2018 07:53 PM (pHzbJ) 430
Ask Alexthechick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 07:44 PM (kQs4Y) Will AtC bring the Memorial Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness, or do we need to provide another one. We really need to establish an AoS think tank to decide how to create the process of starting the necessary planning of getting these logistical details sorted out and assigned to the right people!! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (f3oO4) 431
Vendette, sorry about AutoCucumber changing your name.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (4HMW8) 432
My daughter and her band is playing at Cowboys tonight in COS. She just sings. They get a lot of jobs locally and a few not locally, so some people must like the band.
Posted by: Ronster at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (+BtMj) 433
Vendetta, you are the former MWR or whatever her initials were? I guess I missed the transformation.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:52 PM (4HMW No, I'm not MWR. Twice I stood upon the mini-trampoline at NoVaMoMees in order to reach her height. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (tT986) 434
Howdy, PaleRider! Hope things are well with you!
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:55 PM (4HMW8) 435
MOVIE NOOD
break out the popcorn Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 07:57 PM (/rm4P) 436
Eris, It should be here Wed. lol. Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 07:57 PM (PF4TZ) 437
Vendette, sorry about AutoCucumber changing your name.
Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (4HMW No worries! It's happened before. Posted by: Vendette at December 08, 2018 07:58 PM (tT986) 438
I think the gal in the ball gown is Mary Jane Russell, photographed by Louise Dahl-Wolfe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jane_Russell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise_Dahl-Wolfe Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 08, 2018 07:58 PM (bp3BU) 439
432 My daughter and her band is playing at Cowboys tonight in COS. She just sings. They get a lot of jobs locally and a few not locally, so some people must like the band.
Posted by: Ronster at December 08, 2018 07:54 PM (+BtMj) That's cool, Ronster! Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:59 PM (4HMW8) 440
I just looked at the solution to the more challenging problem. Very cool!
Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 08:02 PM (sdi6R) 441
Emmie at December 08, 2018 07:59 PM (4HMW
I've gone to some of her gigs, but bars are too loud and drive me crazy. Posted by: Ronster at December 08, 2018 08:05 PM (+BtMj) 442
I don't need a wedding or even a girlfriend. I just wish I had someone who cared about me. It doesn't seem to be happening in my own home.
I'll just make another batch of Christmas cookies and deal. Tomorrow is another day. Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 08, 2018 08:13 PM (Ckg4U) 443
{{{Slap}}} You know I care about you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 08, 2018 08:17 PM (NMAzL) 444
I don't need a wedding or even a girlfriend. I just wish I had someone who cared about me. It doesn't seem to be happening in my own home.
I'll just make another batch of Christmas cookies and deal. Tomorrow is another day. Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 08, 2018 08:13 PM (Ckg4U) As I hope you know, there are one hell of a lot of people HERE that care about you, even though we are only seen through a grey box darkly! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 08, 2018 08:17 PM (f3oO4) 445
118 A hoodless sweatshirt with a pouch pocket.
Posted by: JT --------- Carhartt has one. FLAME-RESISTANT FORCE FLEECE QUARTER-ZIP $165 STYLE 101576 Posted by: downcast Whoa ! Thanks downcast ! Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 09:10 PM (bbnDs) 446
Hi, OM. I think there's a more elegant solution to the second problem. Picking up your line after move 9:
10.Qf4+ Kg2 11.Qf3+ Kh2 12.Qg3# I initially got onto this idea by calculating it the long way, with the white queen going b8-b7-c7-c6 etc. Posted by: Philip at December 08, 2018 09:15 PM (5pZ+4) 447
#417 thx that makes sense
Posted by: AnnaS at December 08, 2018 09:23 PM (l4l/z) 448
I know that, guys. It's the stuff I refuse to talk about where I need someone close to me.
...now if you don't mind, I've got an appointment to beat my toes with a hammer. Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 08, 2018 09:58 PM (Ckg4U) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0523 seconds. |
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