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Bad Sex

Bad sex award 2018

The Literary Review’s annual showcase of ‘outstandingly bad’ erotic writing.

“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

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Big Giant Balls of Titanium

Couple of CH53 super Stallion during aerial refueling from C130 �� pic.twitter.com/VpTzM1pglt
— Rotarywing (@Rotarywings1) December 6, 2018

Bullshit!

This is a pretty damn good article that makes a very good point: For everything we've gained in convenience and knowledge, we've lost quite a bit too. The first night described in the article, back when friends were people, not pixels, sounds legend - wait for it - ary. The modern version? Meh, not so much.

The Fine Art of Bullshit: Killed by Google

Two on Trade

Why Trump's Tariffs Won't Cost Consumers a Nickel

Americans Could Learn to Live Without ‘Made in China’

I'm of two minds here. By inclination, I believe in free trade. Absolutely the best idea for everyone, all around. No question about that. The problem I have with the evangelical free traders is, what do you do when you're offering free trade, but the other guy isn't? Seems to me that's The Prisoner's Dilemma, but with one side determined to be honorable at all costs. Over and over and over.. That's...not a recipe for success, if you're the honorable guy.

I see a lot of this kind of stuff on the mainstream right. * Sniff * “That would be against my principles”. Yeah? Well, your principles told you to take in that homeless guy, but he wrecked your car, he's fucking your wife and daughter, and he just pawned all your power tools to buy crack, but we certainly wouldn't want you to endanger your principles or anything*. The entire Republican party is just full of people who keep dropping the soap in the shower, yet every single time they're just so astonished when the Dems come knock-knock-knockin' on their back door.

I don't know what the right answer is, but I do know that:

A) Stop being a chump; and
B) Balancing principles with pragmatism

is a big part of it.

*Man, how long has it been since I've seen Down and Out in Beverly Hills? Gotta be 30 years.

ONT Game

I'll start:

Stink Floyd
Megameth
My Chemical Dependence

Thoughts?

Two on Trump

Trump's Success Reflects Conservative Failures

Is There A 51% Solution For Trump?

Now, VDH is a lot smarter than I'll ever be, but I think Jesse Kelly has a better answer: Get out of Afghanistan. If Trump ends the war, he wins 2020 in a landslide. We can always go back and bounce the rubble if the goat fuckers start acting up.

Department of No Duh

A Tragedy Caused By Embracing Government Subsidies, Not Markets

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1 ONT!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (ffYR/)

2 saved from eternal damnation!!!

Posted by: micky at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (dF9Lb)

3 I know I'm supposed to think, looking at that map: "What an interesting view of the world!"

Instead of what I actually thought, which was "Oh sh!t! Pakistan!"

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:39 PM (Vb4BV)

4 Name that band?

That's Vaginal Ratchet, from the liner notes of their second album.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:39 PM (t+qrx)

5 band name

joe scarborogh experience.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

6 Beavis & the Buttheads

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 09:39 PM (iF4iV)

7 I'll say one thing. I don't want India over my head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:39 PM (deEx0)

8 That band is Elf Forehead. I have two of their albums.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:40 PM (Vb4BV)

9 Thanks for the ONT.

So we are back to 'vaginal ratchets' are we?

Also, 'enamelled pepper mill'? WTF is this dude having sex with?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:41 PM (2y6oq)

10 "Empty my tanks," I'd begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

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This could only be improved with a dramatic reading by Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:41 PM (deEx0)

11 If the boys in that band only had jobs.

Posted by: Meth Moms at December 07, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

12 The Tards.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 07, 2018 09:42 PM (m74A9)

13 10 "Empty my tanks," I'd begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
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This could only be improved with a dramatic reading by Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:41 PM (deEx0)

Awesome. It could be a passage from Cory Booker's second autobiography, "I Am Hetero. Really."

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:43 PM (Vb4BV)

14 Also, 'Empty my tanks' is not one I have said before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:43 PM (2y6oq)

15 Milk with cereal is a broth.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:43 PM (Yu+0H)

16 9: aetius, my guess he's having sex with himself, out in his cuckshed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

17 This could only be improved with a dramatic reading by Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:41 PM (deEx0)

Imagine Angela Landsbury(sp?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (2y6oq)

18 I think "the Tards" is what everyone actually calls those guys.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (Yu+0H)

19 Also, 'enamelled pepper mill'? WTF is this dude having sex with?

It happens.

Posted by: The Toaster Effer at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (Tyii7)

20
Vacation begins today. I'm off until January 2nd. Also today was my 10th anniversary with my company.

Feeling very depressed, though. Her Majesty is away and it's raining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)

21 Van Haggard

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 07, 2018 09:45 PM (g/cxV)

22 98 IQ (Total)

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:45 PM (cY3LT)

23 I asked my wife, and she's pretty sure there's no enameled pepper-mill parts in her hooha.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:45 PM (Yu+0H)

24 Disturbed.. oh wait that's actually a real band. I dunno.. but I would not want to come across any of those dudes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

25 That has been my big problem with the people who keep dreaming out about "free trade" and how Trump implementing tariffs might affect the price of blueberries. We keep finding out that all these countries Trump is talking about imposing tariffs on have tariffs on a lot of US goods. So we already don't have free trade but they're all screaming about Trump but haven't said shot about getting those countries to ditch their tariffs on us.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:46 PM (5K0Yt)

26 Band name Nbred

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:46 PM (ucNdt)

27 Jefferson Airhead

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:46 PM (cY3LT)

28 Also, I'm reasonably sure that Mugshot Dude #2 is actually a Dick Tracy bad guy.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:46 PM (Yu+0H)

29 The Unfortunates

Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2018 09:46 PM (B5K06)

30 Also, 'Empty my tanks' is not one I have said before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:43 PM (2y6oq)

Well not all of us can write like Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

31 Hiya

Posted by: ALH at December 07, 2018 09:47 PM (cS3Yq)

32 Hadrian.. it could be worse. You could have been with the company for 30 years and suddenly had to learn the dutch language.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY)

33 Led Paintchips

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:47 PM (cY3LT)

34 Band name Ncell

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (ucNdt)

35
Four Guys and a Tooth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (LsBY9)

36 REO Methwagon

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (Tyii7)

37 YMCA

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (2y6oq)

38 A proud day here at my compound: I taught my son how to use a chainsaw!

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (Yu+0H)

39 32: jewells 41 years, then it closes. fucking nice. the severance package blew chunks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (KP5rU)

40 Gawd. That "band" weirds me out.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (0tfLf)

41 Head Zepplin

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (2y6oq)

42 Band name?

Simple.

Mug shot.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (5K0Yt)

43 it's a broth.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (Pg+x7)

44 Is that Tank Abrams pron???

Posted by: jmel at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (OeWgo)

45 Cootie and the Blowfish

Posted by: someoldguy at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (yfk4F)

46 Shallow Gene Pool

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (2y6oq)

47 I thought Ace named the band already: Sourcrotch

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (JoUsr)

48 RASH

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:49 PM (ucNdt)

49 Flock of Numbskulls

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (cY3LT)

50 Men at Unemployed

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (2y6oq)

51 Inbred Zeppelin

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (ucNdt)

52 The Puddin Heads

Posted by: ALH at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (cS3Yq)

53 It's a beverage, a broth, a sauce, and a floor wax.

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (jGvbj)

54 Beers for Rears

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (2y6oq)

55 Meth Deattleheads.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (PF4TZ)

56 gwar unmasked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

57 49 Flock of Numbskulls
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:50 PM (cY3LT)
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This is good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (deEx0)

58 Ha! You can't fool me. That's not a band. That's
"My Congressional District's Constituency"

There. Four words. I'll bet you didn't think that I knew how to spell "constituency", did you? I'm WAY smarter than you think. You'd better start taking me seriously.

Posted by: Alexandria Occipital-Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (p6WoB)

59 Ah-fuck

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (deEx0)

60 Twisted sisterfkers

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (ucNdt)

61 Blue Sister Cult

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:51 PM (2y6oq)

62 jewells 41 years, then it closes. fucking nice. the severance package blew chunks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:48 PM (KP5rU)

Oh man, sorry. That's a damn long time to be with a company then get the shaft.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)

63 led paintchips for the win.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (Pg+x7)

64 Watching John Wick again, such a great movie

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (dKiJG)

65 Backcountry Boys

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (2y6oq)

66 The Painted Huffers

Posted by: ALH at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (cS3Yq)

67 64 Watching John Wick again, such a great movie
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (dKiJG)

It is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (2y6oq)

68 Strolling Bones

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (K22Va)

69 The Hick Spots

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (2y6oq)

70 Bumfuck & Sons

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (deEx0)

71
The Appalachian String Quartet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (LsBY9)

72 Are those guys rejects from Deliverance?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

73 64 Watching John Wick again, such a great movie
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 09:52 PM (dKiJG)

The perfect anti-hero

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (5K0Yt)

74 Megameth
Black Scabies
The Traveling Droolberries

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:53 PM (Vb4BV)

75 62; yes. they didn't have the courtesy to use lube either. beware of taiwanese americans bearing gifts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

76 Wretched Crew

Posted by: ALH at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (cS3Yq)

77 1687 TB/sec

Hell of a download, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (1UZdv)

78 Benzo Goodman Trio

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (cY3LT)

79 Huh. 1980s Brit bands are kind of cheating, like using Alfred Hitchcock movie titles for the beaver game. They're just all too easy. A lot of them don't even need to be changed.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

80 Boyz II The Pen

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 09:54 PM (Tyii7)

81 For the band, anyone got "Three Meekers With Dwarf"?

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (8ZeGS)

82 BOOF

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (ucNdt)

83 Band names
Jane Goodall's ChildrenDarwin's Mistake

Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (SqpTW)

84 The Benny Methman Orchestra

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (2y6oq)

85 Have you ever seen the Saw movies? That's not really the sort of thing Jigsaw would say or do.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)

86 beware of taiwanese americans bearing gifts.

Ha! Beware of Dutchmen who can charm the skin off a snake. Because they can and will and you'll never see it coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

87 I'd also be willing to bet there's already a Japanese horror movie about a girl with a pepper mill in her nether parts.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (Yu+0H)

88 1687 TB/sec

That's the average guy.

I'm more like 10,000

Posted by: Peter North at December 07, 2018 09:56 PM (1UZdv)

89 Iron Gooberfly

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:56 PM (2y6oq)

90 Twisted Shitstain

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:56 PM (ucNdt)

91 Jerry and the Paintsniffers

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:56 PM (cY3LT)

92 86; jewells, exactly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

93 The Holler Boys

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:57 PM (2y6oq)

94 Loggins & My Penis

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:57 PM (deEx0)

95 I'd also be willing to bet there's already a Japanese horror movie about a girl with a pepper mill in her nether parts.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 09:55 PM (Yu+0H)

If there is, Anna Puma has seen it and may have a copy.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:57 PM (t+qrx)

96 Journey

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:57 PM (cY3LT)

97 The Crack Heads

Posted by: ALH at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (cS3Yq)

98 Bad Company

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (2y6oq)

99 China is making Disney tear out all the Winnie the Pooh crap from Shanghai Disneyland because Dear Leader can't be made fun of.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (dKiJG)

100 The Electric Light Socket Orchestra

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (Tyii7)

101 and good evening everyone. Just finished a most excellent movie, "Dog Soldiers" on Amazon Prime. Shoe string British horror flick about werewolves (there wolf). It has Alfred from the Gotham series in it and Davros Seaworth from Game of Thrones. Not bad. Solid c movie. Exactly what it was billed to be. Plus it has a handful of Easter eggs in the dialogue.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (8ZeGS)

102 The Ass Brutes

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (deEx0)

103 Methallica?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (2y6oq)

104 >>>ONT Game

Makes you wonder if you could post doctored images of blacks, asians or hispanics like this. That would really be funny, even if verboten.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

105 Neighbor and good friend for over 20 yrs lost 750K in retirement in MCI when they went tits up. First and only time I saw that big biker cry was when he asked me to interpret some legal papers he received, still breaks my heart.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (PF4TZ)

106 Titty, Titty, Bang, Bang.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (K22Va)

107
My previous employer was bought by a European company. It was all "one big happy family, we're going to do great things together!" One month later they whacked my entire group. Six months later they went bankrupt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (LsBY9)

108 Yeah? Well, your principles told you to take in that homeless guy, but he wrecked your car, he's fucking your wife and daughter, and he just pawned all your power tools to buy crack,...

You've just described the plotline for Down And Out In Beverly Hills.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (Z4rgH)

109 I could have done without most of the first half of this thread.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Posted by: T at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (2PXwn)

110 Megameth is pretty funny

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (7J5t2)

111 Bruce Cumstain and the D Street band

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (ucNdt)

112 Heh. Lotta good names already.
Trying to decide between Led Paint Chips and Megameth for my favorite.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (Rxduq)

113 Rage Against My Genes

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 10:00 PM (Tyii7)

114 The Methhouse Four

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:00 PM (tYPH9)

115
The Bach Street Boys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 10:00 PM (LsBY9)

116 The Fiddleneck Bandits

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:01 PM (tYPH9)

117 Blight Ranger

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:01 PM (ucNdt)

118 113

*cleans beer off monitor*

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 10:01 PM (PF4TZ)

119 Neighbor and good friend for over 20 yrs lost 750K in retirement in MCI when they went tits up. First and only time I saw that big biker cry was when he asked me to interpret some legal papers he received, still breaks my heart.
Posted by: Infidel

The counsel of diversification. But yeah, I know what you mean.
Next door to where I work was a big Western Electric plant, then became Lucent (same difference). Toward the end of the telecom boom in the 90's, their stock was going through the roof, and all the oldsters who were getting ready to retire put all their money in Lucent stock. Some were worth a couple of million dollars.

Then, it crashed (and that's another sad story), and a lot of those people who were ready to retire went broke.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 07, 2018 10:01 PM (S6Pax)

120 Gratefully Dead

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (cY3LT)

121 Piss

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (deEx0)

122
Tobacco Road Warriors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (LsBY9)

123 Oh crap, I stopped reading at the point I did my c/p + comment, only to see the movie reference a few sentences later.

Lol. I'll also note that it anticipated the transgender movement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (Z4rgH)

124 The Fiddleneck Bandits
Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:01 PM (tYPH9)

I meant The Fiddlehead Bandits.

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (tYPH9)

125 There's no way that a sperm cell contains only 37.5 MB of information. No way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (iOOm2)

126 Def Leper

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (ucNdt)

127 Rage Against My Genes

Okay, that's a good one!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

128 5 seconds?

Seriously?

Dang. I haven't been that quick since high school.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (0tfLf)

129 Shivs and Poppies

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (tYPH9)

130 nine inch foreheads

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

131 Jerry and the Pus Makers

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (cY3LT)

132 Well, g'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (Yu+0H)

133 The radio station the other night was talking about being laid off right before Christmas and people that called in with their stories was sad and Heart warming. I remember my Dad was the last person fired from his Company because he was the auditor.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (dKiJG)

134 Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+ of information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

135 Name that band?

Darwin Lost

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (Z4rgH)

136 So why does his wife's life depend on it?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (EZebt)

137 Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
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Great to see Tank Abrams has her other vocation to fall back on after the GA GOV loss...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (+BN1u)

138 Nitty Gritty Twerp Band.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (0tfLf)

139 125 There's no way that a sperm cell contains only 37.5 MB of information. No way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2018 10:02 PM (iOOm2)

It's really efficiently encoded.

No? OK, it's essentially written in a very high-level language so any comparison is weird. Yeah, I'm going with that one.

Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (Vb4BV)

140 The Guess What

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (Tyii7)

141 Lead Suppekind

Posted by: Kyrstol's wife at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (ZejZP)

142 nine inch foreheads
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

Ok, that seriously made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

143 110 Megameth is pretty funny
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 07, 2018 09:59 PM (7J5t2)
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Yeah, I think that's the winner.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (Rxduq)

144 Average Ugly Band

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (iOOm2)

145 The things the doctrinaire free traders forget is that tariffs are often for other things than supporting domestic production.

If you have manufactured goods made without safety or environmental concerns, by slave labor, and subsidized by a foreign country that wishes to knobble your manufacturing, isn't a tariff a way of disincentivizing :

a) sweatshops
b) ecological destruction
c) slavery
d) the undercutting of domestic employment by forcing domestic retailers to employ, at second hand, slavery?

It may profit domestic producers, but since every doctrinaire free trader claims that never works, why bother complaining about it and do it for the right reason?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (mUa7G)

146
nine inch foreheads

Lol, with heads so big you can make soup with them.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (K22Va)

147 Lady HooHa

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (deEx0)

148 Jerry and the Pus Makers
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:03 PM (cY3LT)

Pusmakers should be one word, but I separated them so as to make it obvious.

Therefore, eligible.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:05 PM (cY3LT)

149 Enron subsidiary. Matching 401k was Enron stock with a long time period before you could sell it. Oh, we were also locked out of our 401ks when the stock augered in because they were switching benefit companies.

Some poor bastards bought the hype and went all in on the stock. I knew a number of folks who lost North of a million dollars.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 07, 2018 10:06 PM (QWpu1)

150 Aeroshit

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:06 PM (ucNdt)

151 134 Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+ of information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

Wouldn't there actually be two different types of sperm making up the two halves of the male's dna split into gametes. Right? Or am I misremembering my biology classes which were a few years ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (2y6oq)

152

Greetings fappers and fappees.

Progressive band name: No.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (HaL55)

153 might I say...

if Trump nominated Hillary Clinton to take Nikki Haley's place at the UN, the Dems and the MSM would find some reason to criticize him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (ZqRa6)

154 By the way, whomever coined the phrase about occasional Cortex's "we already know what her surprise anal face looks like" deserves a Pulitzer prize.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (8ZeGS)

155 Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

How'd he get balls deep if she already had an enameled pepper mill in her hoo-ha?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

156 Mungo Mung

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (2y6oq)

157 Too Stoopid to Live

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (+TuXx)

158 Vacation begins today. I'm off until January 2nd. Also today was my 10th anniversary with my company.

Feeling very depressed, though. Her Majesty is away and it's raining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)

===

Congratulations. And enjoy the solitude! Mrs. Franpsycho never leaves the house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (EZebt)

159 I "download" more information in a single night than most hard drives can hold!

*licks lips*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (tYPH9)

160

U4.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (HaL55)

161 Globalism and free trade helps everyone in general, but hurts some people specifically, and badly. When those people are my countrymen, I don't like it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

162 Much stuff out there looking at DNA and genetics as a big programming trick.

And speculation about using it for a new wave of supercomputers.

Posted by: Peter North at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (1UZdv)

163 The offenders

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:09 PM (ucNdt)

164 Hello, 'rons and 'ettes!

I have a four day weekend and tomorrow, I get to see the grandkids. Life is good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2018 10:09 PM (rJUlF)

165 Band name? Misfits.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

166 Georgia Florida Slime

Posted by: Hellfighter7 at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (tZieB)

167 Florida Men

Posted by: Big V at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (sN665)

168 I would name that band "Invisible Funhouse Mirrors".

(accidentally posted this on the dead thread as well)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (ju9gW)

169 Rob Petty and the Heartbreakers

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (2y6oq)

170 Crack Sabbath

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (9TR2V)

171 Insomniac, you've inspired me...how about "the fuck wits"?

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (8ZeGS)

172 Creedtins

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (ZejZP)

173 good evening

Posted by: wing at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (JFzNN)

174 "Globalism and free trade helps everyone in general, but hurts some people specifically, and badly."

It works well in the lab. Rarely done in the wild. The British Empire pushed it in theory because it fit their interests.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (1UZdv)

175 171 Insomniac, you've inspired me...how about "the fuck wits"?
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 10:10 PM (8ZeGS)

Not bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

176 Dixie Shits

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (ZejZP)

177 Led Poisoning is not a bad name either.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (ju9gW)

178 Enron subsidiary. Matching 401k was Enron stock with a long time period before you could sell it. Oh, we were also locked out of our 401ks when the stock augered in because they were switching benefit companies.

Some poor bastards bought the hype and went all in on the stock. I knew a number of folks who lost North of a million dollars.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 07, 2018 10:06 PM (QWpu1)

-----------------

A guy I worked with sold outsourcing services to Enron almost at their peak. That was his sole account. He bought the hype and went all in, without thinking to put stops under his buys. At 60 years old, he lost $750k, left him with about $75k out of what was a $500k retirement nest egg.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (ffYR/)

179 I's-a gonna gitz allayouse!!!!!

Posted by: Bob Mueller at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (miE9U)

180 In-Bread

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

181 The Hawkins-Tyson Experience

Posted by: Ex-ex at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (/UVGC)

182 The Band?

Free Beer

Huge crowd every night, for about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Avenger at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (70ScF)

183 Much stuff out there looking at DNA and genetics as a big programming trick.

And speculation about using it for a new wave of supercomputers.

Posted by: Peter North at December 07, 2018 10:08 PM (1UZdv)

Computational biology. Very interesting stuff, but a very different way of analyzing problems than we do with computers. To start with, the main mechanism is probabilistic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (iOOm2)

184 The Traveling Dingleberries

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (2y6oq)

185 alien persons project

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:11 PM (KP5rU)

186 134
Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+ of
information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

Spam.

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (jGvbj)

187 We can't leave Afghanistan it's drop dead center of all the ME crap.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (kHwSu)

188 Nine-inch foreheads...

lol

Posted by: SMH at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (PmAu7)

189 If you watch videos of people that live in China, people that have any money won't buy Chinese made products because they are crap and can kill you. Do a search of GUTTER OIL, BABY FORMULA AND VACCINES. Even the Chinese made phones are crap, so they have to buy imported goods. The ones that get shipped overseas have Western oversight and the domestic goods are poorly made because of corruption.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (dKiJG)

190 The Brainiacs

Posted by: Ex-ex at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (/UVGC)

191 Jewells, the ironic thing about your situation is that 90 pc of native Dutch speakers speak English very well. We could just do away with the whole language...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2018 10:12 PM (EZebt)

192 Thompson Gun Twins

Posted by: Bob Mueller at December 07, 2018 10:13 PM (miE9U)

193

The What.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:13 PM (HaL55)

194 bandname? The Inbred Clintons?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 07, 2018 10:13 PM (ZqRa6)

195 Hey everybody... again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:13 PM (miE9U)

196 Hey qdp.

Posted by: SMH at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (PmAu7)

197 Don't know the answer. How similar are the same guys sperm cells. Compared to the women's eggs. They determine the child's gender, and if they were really close, all the kids would look the same.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (1UZdv)

198 Fragile X

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

199 Have you ever seen the Saw movies? That's not really the sort of thing Jigsaw would say or do.
Well, if you must overthink it, my take was that Grover was the subject of Jigsaw's game.
Or that Muppet Jigsaw is kinder and gentler.
Take your pick.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (JP6CH)

200 Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+ of information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

Wouldn't there actually be two different types of sperm making up the two halves of the male's dna split into gametes. Right? Or am I misremembering my biology classes which were a few years ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (2y6oq)

Each sperm would have 35 MB of of a man's genome each arranged in a different combination. I guess it would be comparable to having a bunch of word documents that only use half of the words from a given pool chosen and arranged randomly.

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (tYPH9)

201 In-Bread
Posted by: Insomniac

*******

I'll never listen to Bread the same way again.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (0tfLf)

202 Trailer Park Medics

Posted by: Ex-ex at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (/UVGC)

203 Stalking Heads

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (ucNdt)

204 I remember some of my MBA classes on foreign trade, the world bank (spots) and tariffs. They're like a hand grenade with the pin pulled and you dropped the spoon. And youbforgotnifbyoubwere at two, four (five is right out) and the fvcking thing goes off in your hand . Not unlike a teenager downloading dna at terabyte speeds.

Woop. I crossed the streams!

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (8ZeGS)

205 Gums and Hosers

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (ZejZP)

206 4 Dog Nightmare

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (Z4rgH)

207 I haven't seen the Saw movies.
I haven't sawn the Seen movies either...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

208
Oh crap, I stopped reading at the point I did my c/p + comment, only to see the movie reference a few sentences later.

I was gonna say....."Do they even read what you write?" LOL

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (JP6CH)

209 Question:

For those who "are inclined toward free trade"

Would you shop at a store that stole all of its stock? What if it raided your house at night and randomly stole shit, would you shop there?

How about trade, what if your trading partner stole all their raw materials from illegal mines and operations on your property?

OK, what if they only stole the intellectual property.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (LWu6U)

210 The Bestials.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (fDU8w)

211 Name of that band?

No Label

Because no label would sign that up for anything more than janitorial staff.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (QzJWU)

212 Band name:

Squeal like a pig

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (LWu6U)

213 Devo

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

214 There may be a lot of "keeping it in the family" going on here.

Posted by: Avenger at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (70ScF)

215 The Replaced
Skunk Weed
Kaboom

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (SqopC)

216 In-Bread
Posted by: Insomniac
*******
I'll never listen to Bread the same way again.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (0tfLf)

'Sister I'm-a want you...'

Posted by: David Gates at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (miE9U)

217 The Crack-addled Giraffes

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (tYPH9)

218 trick question,

It's a soup.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (LWu6U)

219 Marvel dropped the first trailer for the upcoming follow up to Infinity Wars today, and it looks pretty damn grim. I'm going to be very unhappy if Loki and Strange turn out to be dead, dead, dead.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (GefzX)

220 Jefferson Shortbus

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (SqopC)

221 That erotica is straight out of a Sir Pelvis Johnwood story.

Posted by: Takashi Sheffield at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (WTAQu)

222 No Label

Because no label would sign that up for anything more than janitorial staff.

(stands and slowly applauds)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (rJUlF)

223 band name? Bill and the Kristols?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (ZqRa6)

224

The Villages People.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (HaL55)

225 The Dixie Chicks

Posted by: Jackson at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (4GJ2I)

226 The Aristocrats

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 07, 2018 10:17 PM (SqopC)

227 After long consideration, and being prodded by the responses to the Grover meme:

There is absolutely no reason to classify a hotdog as a sandwich.
IT IS SUI GENERIS like a quiche.

I mean, yeah a quiche could be an eggy pie, sure, but you look like an idiot claiming that.
Same thing with a hotdog in a bun. It's a freaking hotdog. Eat it or go get a corndog. Jeez.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (mUa7G)

228 Monica and the Cigars

Posted by: David Gates at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (miE9U)

229 Each sperm would have 35 MB of of a man's genome each arranged in a different combination. I guess it would be comparable to having a bunch of word documents that only use half of the words from a given pool chosen and arranged randomly.
Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (tYPH9)

That makes sense too. 23 sets of pairs, so you actually have ... wasn't this the part where you do 23! as an operation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (2y6oq)

230 Not so tough now, are you Batman?

Posted by: just the punch-line at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (K22Va)

231 Meganek

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (tYPH9)

232 The Drooling Stones

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

233 I'm going to be very unhappy if Loki and Strange turn out to be dead, dead, dead.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM

Figure out who is still under contract and who is done with theirs. The survived/dead lists almost magically fill themselves.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (ju9gW)

234 We could just do away with the whole language...

I wish.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

235 The Sex Kristols

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:18 PM (ucNdt)

236 Marvel dropped the first trailer for the upcoming follow up to Infinity Wars today, and it looks pretty damn grim. I'm going to be very unhappy if Loki and Strange turn out to be dead, dead, dead.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 07, 2018 10:16 PM (GefzX)

I didn't watch the last one. I can't see watching this one. It's like the NFL. Keep putting out crappy product year after year, and yeah, out of habit I'll want to know how it turned out, but damned if I'm going to plunk down my money and invest hours of my life to watch it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (cY3LT)

237 Dang, my socks won't come off tonight

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (miE9U)

238 228>> *Snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (PA/U2)

239
Makes you wonder if you could post doctored images of blacks, asians or hispanics like this. That would really be funny, even if verboten.

Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

........

Dose are the real deal.

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (iF4iV)

240 237 Dang, my socks won't come off tonight
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (miE9U)

You aren't supposed to wear your jerk socks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

241 The Rolling Crystals

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (tYPH9)

242 I wonder if that Mary Barra broad, the CEO at GM, has ever so much as even changed a tire on an automobile?

Maybe they need some gearheads to run the outfit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (fDU8w)

243 >>>The Fine Art of Bullshit: Killed by Google

More importantly, what search engines have deprived us of is an incentive to originality. You think you've created some original pun, but (unless you're Muldoon), if you bing it, you'll see that someone else had thought of it before you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (/qEW2)

244 My boss drove me nuts today.. all damn day. I was ready to kill him. He walked out of my office at one point and said well I will be gone all next week. I yelled "GOOD"!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

245 151
134 Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+
of information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

Wouldn't there actually be two different types of sperm making up
the two halves of the male's dna split into gametes. Right? Or am I
misremembering my biology classes which were a few years ago?Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:07 PM (2y6oq)

Sounds entirely plausible. Optimally encoded, that's 23 extra bits of information per sperm. Not two types of sperm but 2^23 (two choices for each of the 23 chromosomes). But there's still only 46 chromosomes to choose from, so max she's swallowing 75MB per load (=37.5MB x2 - I misremembered as 35MB). Not such a chore.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (aki8O)

246 Ok, I'm done. I personally vote for the entry at #96.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (cY3LT)

247 Lynrd skyntag

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (ucNdt)

248 The Rolling StonedorThe Rolling Papers

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (JP6CH)

249 Dang, my socks won't come off tonight

That's a weird name for a band.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

250 Dang, my socks won't come off tonight
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:19 PM (miE9U)

You're right, I think that was their first #1 single.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

251 They look like Florida Men to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (3sjI6)

252 You either get invested in these Marvel superhero movies or you don't.

To me, they're like movie musicals to which I'm mostly indifferent.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (1UZdv)

253 Dicklick Burphys

Posted by: Jackson at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (4GJ2I)

254 4 Non Sapiens

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (Tyii7)

255 Rage Against My Genes has my vote so far.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

256 Is it just me, or would Ace really like to hold the new Doctor Who under a pillow until she just stops moving?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (ju9gW)

257 The Actual Fuck

What Should Not Be

High School Classmates

Florida Man Templates

Huff We Much

Helluva Drug, Bath Salts

Da Fuck

I could keep going. But I am totally skeeved out right now.

Kinda like living in Pretty People World, aka Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 07, 2018 10:21 PM (fmOMA)

258 Crotchety, you know Monica & The Cigars' biggest hit right?

"Devil In The Blue Dress"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (miE9U)

259 The What

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (Z4rgH)

260 I'm sorry Jewells, I can relate. I'm glad for the job I have now. First time in over 25 yrs worked with nice people. I actually like them. Sounds so weird to say that.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (PF4TZ)

261 The Inbredibles.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (TDyoj)

262 Lynrd skyntag

I like it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

263 Devo
Posted by: Insomniac

ICWYDT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (ZejZP)

264 Skid Row

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (ucNdt)

265 Huffs and Huff-nots

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (tYPH9)

266 242; too late. the company is lost in social justice causes and unicorn farts. the corvette division is the last one run by gearheads. they have to fight tooth and nail to keep the corvette relevant. fuck gm. it's over. marybarra will see to it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

267 Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM (PF4TZ)

Eh.. I'm only slightly over a year from my kiss my ass date. I can handle it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

268 The Inbredibles.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 07, 2018 10:22 PM

This one made me laugh loudly. That doesn't generally happen to me, so bravo!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (ju9gW)

269 The theory behind free trade not being a prisoner's dilemma goes something like this:

1. When you put a tariff on things coming into your country, you're only making those things more expensive for people in your country.

2a. This means that you're making those things, and everything made from those things, more expensive for people in your country, compared to if you didn't have the tariffs, because competition is lessened by some sellers having their costs artificially raised.

2b. Further, it also means that everything made from those things are more expensive to make, and so make domestic producers of those secondary things less competitive both domestically and globally.

For 2a, imagine if everything that had "made in Taiwan" stamped on it cost 20% more. In some cases you'd just go to the non-made in Taiwan stuff. In many cases, there are only a few alternatives, and so those alternatives will get lazy and not keep their costs down. Also, in many cases there is no alternative, and so you either go without or eat the 20% tariff.

For 2b, which is felt heaviest when there are tariffs on raw materials, imagine a tariff on steel. So now everything made in the US that uses step costs more, both in and out of the US. This makes US businesses less competitive both inside and outside the United States, because businesses in non-tariff countries have access to cheaper steel and so can make the same product at a lower cost.

The standard way around it domestically is to say, well, okay, then everything made from steel also has a tariff on it, which only snowballs the costs both to consumers and to businesses.

The standard way around it globally is to rebate the tariff for US businesses exporting to other countries, so that their products aren't hamstringed by the tariff, but this adds regulatory costs, it highlights that tariffs raise prices for people in the US and not people outside the US, and it creates an annoying grey market where things get exported and then re-imported to take advantage of the lower cost.

Which means that tariffs have two important effects: they raise costs domestically, and they hamstring domestic businesses globally.

This is the theory, as I understand it from reading people like Thomas Sowell. I could well be misunderstanding it. The way he describes it it is really an anti-prisoner's dilemma, where you'd want everyone else to have tariffs except you.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 10:24 PM (2lndx)

270 The issue with free trade models, at least at the level that most political pundits can understand, is that they assume capital and labor are fungible. This may not be the case.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 10:24 PM (WHCmx)

271 The Dingle Berries

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 10:24 PM (iF4iV)

272 The Muddy Bottom Boys

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:24 PM (tYPH9)

273 The first Saw movie is quite good of its kind.

Old Testament metaphor if you want to see it.

And there's the Shaq parody in one of the Scary Movies

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:24 PM (1UZdv)

274 DRI

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:25 PM (ZejZP)

275 My boss drove me nuts today.. all damn day. I was ready to kill him. He walked out of my office at one point and said well I will be gone all next week. I yelled "GOOD"!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

---------------

Jewells, I pulled up a list of Dutch to English translation sites. Would you like me to send it to you via the store?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:25 PM (ffYR/)

276 The Stalking Heads.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (DCYln)

277 Body Funk Railroad

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

278 The Inbredibles.

Oh goodness that's a good one too! Ya'll are on fire tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

279 Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

Good on ya. I have about 6.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)

280 The funny thing about Saw II was how it was so obviously written as a completely different horror movie that got twisted into a Saw sequel.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (ju9gW)

281 Citizens Band

Posted by: Cleveland OH at December 07, 2018 10:26 PM (iF4iV)

282 toe jam

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

283 134 Each sperm carries the same information, so that's not really a TB+ of information to swallow, just the same 35MB repeated over and over.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at December 07, 2018 10:04 PM (aki8O)

If you have two duplicate files on your computer it's still two separate files and they are both occupying distinct space even if the data is the same. So it is still a TB+. Just not all unique.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (5K0Yt)

284 Jewells, I pulled up a list of Dutch to English translation sites. Would you like me to send it to you via the store?

Sure! Thanks! I've been learning just a tiny bit but I always appreciate any help.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

285 4 Non Blondes

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

286 Duhhh Division

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (ZejZP)

287 Spastic Ono Band

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

288 If you have two duplicate files on your computer
it's still two separate files and they are both occupying distinct space
even if the data is the same. So it is still a TB+. Just not all
unique.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM

Any halfway-decent compression algorithm in a back-up program should catch that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:28 PM (ju9gW)

289 Insom, bad news:

That band has released a hip-hop REMIX of their horrible hit, "What's Going On."

I heard it played on KOLA last week. It took a lot for me to mentally plug my ears so I couldn't hear it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

290 Only thing that concerns me is the report I have to send to Holland every Friday. Last two weeks I get an error message (in dutch). I have no clue what it's telling me but the numbers come out okay so I just went with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

291 Sister F**kers

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (wd9fW)

292 289 Insom, bad news:

That band has released a hip-hop REMIX of their horrible hit, "What's Going On."

I heard it played on KOLA last week. It took a lot for me to mentally plug my ears so I couldn't hear it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

293 Wasted not, Wanted not

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (tYPH9)

294 We're gonna keep releasing music 'til our demands are met!!

Posted by: Those 'women' in 4 Non Blondes at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (miE9U)

295 Or:

Wasted and Wanted

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (tYPH9)

296 That band has released a hip-hop REMIX of their horrible hit, "What's Going On."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

This would never have happened if they'd been encased alive in concrete, as they should have been long ago.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

297 Bad Brains

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

298 Gern D.M.C.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (ZejZP)

299 Insom, it's a nightmare come to life

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (miE9U)

300 Meth Leppard

Posted by: Cleveland OH at December 07, 2018 10:30 PM (iF4iV)

301 The Hip Hops

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:31 PM (tYPH9)

302 Off sticky sock

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 10:31 PM (iF4iV)

303 I just checked in to see what condition my conditions was in and it was close or over 300. Apparently I am not a full fledged moron because I do not hover over AoS 24/7. That is not a put down btw. Inside my pants I know I am not an ette... maybe now top 400?

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 07, 2018 10:31 PM (tCvhJ)

304 Why the fuck did they even name the song "What's Happening" when they sing "What's Going On" 1000+ times in the song? I mean, shouldn't they have named it... oh fuck it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:31 PM (ju9gW)

305 hogmartin, not good enough.
I think that lead singer could use her voice to shatter right through the solid rock... :-P

You'd have to encase them in pure molten lead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (miE9U)

306 Last two weeks I get an error message (in dutch)

Can you post it?

Better yet, we should be able to crowd-compose a reply for you!

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (DCYln)

307 OK Stephen Price Blair, but that's solving for only a single variable: price. Suppose (and I'm not saying this is so, only hypothesizing) no tariffs means that widgets costs $4, but your domestic industry collapses because all of the jobs move overseas, but tariffs prop up your industries so that people are still employed, but widgets cost $6. Which is better for your country?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (JP6CH)

308

They look like Florida Men to me.

Thanking me lucky charms they're no one I know.
Yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (HaL55)

309 The Police (Lineup)

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (5K0Yt)

310
Sure! Thanks! I've been learning just a tiny bit but I always appreciate any help.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

.......

Google translate

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (iF4iV)

311 308

They look like Florida Men to me.

Thanking me lucky charms they're no one I know.
Yet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (HaL55)

Ummmm....

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

312 The Brothers Darryl

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (DCYln)

313 Inbryd Skynbryd

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (0JUQP)

314 Culture Wars Club

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (miE9U)

315 Heard there is a probability that Ford is going to come out with an adult sized car.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (kHwSu)

316 306 Last two weeks I get an error message (in dutch)

Can you post it?

Better yet, we should be able to crowd-compose a reply for you!
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (DCYln)

Gujen Abenjens van die Muron Hurde!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (2y6oq)

317 305: steve, just nuke them from orbit. fuck it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

318 T-bird. Next Friday I will get on here and post what it says. This should be a hoot!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (dUJdY)

319 Cocksmen From Hell

Posted by: Sooner at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (GEXqI)

320 Revolting Cocks

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

321 chavez, sounds good to me

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (miE9U)

322 The Brother-Cousins

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (tYPH9)

323 304
Why the fuck did they even name the song "What's Happening" when they
sing "What's Going On" 1000+ times in the song? I mean, shouldn't they
have named it... oh fuck it.

It's just Motown friend. How's your mom?

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (K22Va)

324 Van Hagar

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (ju9gW)

325 You'd have to encase them in pure molten lead.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:32 PM (miE9U)

*waves hand dismissively*

Fine, then, with the lead. Let it be done.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

326 the david hogg quartet,

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

327 Spastic Ono Band
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:28 PM (miE9U)

golf clap

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (fDU8w)

328 Band Name, v.II

HELD WITHOUT BAIL

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (QzJWU)

329 315 Heard there is a probability that Ford is going to come out with an adult sized car.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (kHwSu)

Who wouldn't buy a '57 chevy with modern accouterments?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (2y6oq)

330 [Heard there is a probability that Ford is going to come out with an adult sized car.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 10:33 PM (kHwSu)

They will, but it's a 1975 LTD.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (miE9U)

331 Wall-eyed Flowers

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM (ZejZP)

332 The Blind Dates

Posted by: Sooner at December 07, 2018 10:36 PM (GEXqI)

333 I am trying to come up with a Bon Jovi inbred band name and having trouble.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:36 PM (2y6oq)

334 Well, if you must overthink it, my take was that Grover was the subject of Jigsaw's game.
Or that Muppet Jigsaw is kinder and gentler.
Take your pick.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:14 PM (JP6CH)

Sorry, I'm being a purist. Jigsaw would never ask an arbitrary question upon which life or death was on the line. He'd always ask a question related to some sin or failing on the part of his victim, and it would always require some choice of the victim to perform some voluntary excruciating act or be killed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:36 PM (/qEW2)

335 Aetius, how about Bon Anchovi ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:36 PM (miE9U)

336 10,000 Chromosomal Errors

*Tying the threads together*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (2y6oq)

337 If you get an error message in Dutch you must be a secret Nazi or perhaps Ms Macron's first husband.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (tCvhJ)

338 nicklefuckers

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

339 "The way he describes it it is really an anti-prisoner's dilemma, where you'd want everyone else to have tariffs except you."

1) As a consumer you want free trade.
2) As a worker, you often don't. Typical American worker has been burdened by a high burden on top of what he gets in wages. Regulation, social welfare costs, crazy high healthcare costs, high US corporate tax rates. And we pay for a Navy that keeps Apple's sea lanes open. A tragedy of the Obama years was making this worse.
3) Countries that develop and retain manufacturing skills move up the ladder
3) Most successful countries have balanced #1, #2 and #3 with some species of mercantilism.
4) We made unfavorable trade treaties that turned out to be far worse in practice, because our political class and certain industries profited greatly from it

Not dumping on the man, but Bush 41 helped bring us this New World Order.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (1UZdv)

340 REO Methwagon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (KoKdw)

341 Howdy all.....how is everyone this lovely evening?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (VpnSm)

342 Hoobastank

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

343 They will, but it's a 1975 LTD.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:35 PM

When GM brings back the '76 convertible Eldorado, it will be "Shut up and take my money!" time. 9.4 MPG, baby!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (ju9gW)

344 338 nicklefuckers
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

NickelBag

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:38 PM (2y6oq)

345 I hate everything. The whole experiment has been a failure. No. No, no more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 07, 2018 10:38 PM (l9m7l)

346 Remember the Bangles?

The Bang-'Em-Alls

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:38 PM (miE9U)

347 Crash Test Humans

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 10:38 PM (0bu2O)

348 Insom, I think that band was trying to think of the worst name of all time

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:38 PM (miE9U)

349 And here's some lyrics
it's okay
it's not loaded
i'm a good driver
don't worry honey

Name that tune.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (l9m7l)

350 The Missing Links

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

351 nicklefuckers
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

Pumpernickelback, he said wryly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

352 AOP, thanks
Yoko Ono is just too easy

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (miE9U)

353 @ Chavez.... Knucklefuckers

FIFY

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (8ZeGS)

354 Oxy Music

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (NAs56)

355 Instapundit is linking an article from Slate praising Ted Cruz's new beard.

I looked at the picture and came away with the opinion that Ted Cruz has no more business trying to grow a full beard than I do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (2y6oq)

356 That band has released a hip-hop REMIX of their horrible hit, "What's Going On."

They need to put that in the rotation at Gitmo.

Posted by: Name That Band at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (Tyii7)

357 Jane's Incest Addiction

Posted by: steve at December 07, 2018 10:40 PM (LKUbu)

358 353; excellent!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

359 57 Chevy, 4 doors, radio, heater, white walls, peach and white, 3 on the tree, no power steering. 1st and favorite car. Beat the living hell out that thing.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:40 PM (K22Va)

360 Meth Zeppelin. (Yeah, the meth ones are too common)

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 10:41 PM (NAs56)

361 Whatever their name is, their first hit song will be "Wait, Hold My Beer"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:41 PM (ju9gW)

362 tontos jaw expanding headband.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

363 359 57 Chevy, 4 doors, radio, heater, white walls, peach and white, 3 on the tree, no power steering. 1st and favorite car. Beat the living hell out that thing.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:40 PM (K22Va)

Wrap around windshields should be a thing again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:41 PM (2y6oq)

364 Not dumping on the man, but Bush 41 helped bring us this New World Order.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:37 PM (1UZdv)

--------------

He was a very big fan of and I believe cocreator of Agenda 21. Look it up sometime if you haven't looked at it already. Some real One World Government stuff in there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

365 Mengele Speedwagon

Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM (hgpSN)

366 Dead Zeppelin.

Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM (WqPYg)

367 Rusty Nail, so you like 'em big and gas-guzzling, I see :-)

Hey, I remember those cars. I believe my Uncle bought a '71 Chevelle new. Also my grandmother had a '73 Olds Toronado, new. I was so impressed as a 7-year-old with the power windows.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM (miE9U)

368 Sorry, I'm being a purist. Jigsaw would never ask an arbitrary question upon which life or death was on the line. He'd always ask a question related to some sin or failing on the part of his victim, and it would always require some choice of the victim to perform some voluntary excruciating act or be killed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:36 PM (/qEW2)

You're imputing some kind of innocence vis-a-vis broth, sauce, and beverage onto Mr. Johnson, though.

Look at him.

Look at him.

He knows what he's done. He positively reeks with guilt.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

369 best car i ever had was a 65 impala ss. i think the back seat was at least a square mile. nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

370 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071098514053185537

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071098606793449472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071098710157942784

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071098816420564997

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071098923752792064

Posted by: kbdabear at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (0Ntuf)

371 I looked at the picture and came away with the opinion that Ted Cruz has no more business trying to grow a full beard than I do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:39 PM (2y6oq)

Yeah, the beard makes him look a tad squished, I suppose he might look better if if grows out a bit more, but I don't think facial hair is a good look on any modern politicians.

Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (tYPH9)

372 Derek and the Dumbshits

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (0bu2O)

373 Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:40 PM (K22Va)

I learned to drive on a 67 Malibu. My step dad was overseas and had my mom call a dealer and order so it would be there when he got home. The only thing she forgot was to get an automatic. Best thing she ever forgot. I'm one of the only in my family that can drive a stick.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (dUJdY)

374 The Uggles?

Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (WqPYg)

375 Suppose (and I'm not saying this is so, only hypothesizing) no tariffs means that widgets costs $4, but your domestic industry collapses because all of the jobs move overseas, but tariffs prop up your industries so that people are still employed, but widgets cost $6. Which is better for your country?

I'm pretty sure the answer is that you can't have that hypothetical, because it assumes things that aren't true, and diverts attention from the real problems. It assumes that people will continue buying $6 domestic widgets when they're available for $4 from global widget-makers. And it ignores the most likely reason for domestic business problems is a burdensome regulatory environment, which tariffs won't change. So that domestic businesses will still go out of business, being unable to complete globally.

My go-to example is Apple, several years ago, discovering a few weeks from launch that their design for their phone screens had a launch-killing design flaw. So Apple sent a bunch of executives to China and completely retooled the manufacturing plant with enough time to spare to meet their launch date. This kind of retooling is impossible in the United States, due to environmental reports, union mandates, and so on. Tariffs won't change that. In your hypothetical, any phone company relying on domestic production would have not shipped an product that could compete, and would go out of business.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (2lndx)

376 Earth, Wind, and Thalidomide.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (RVcmP)

377 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071099018497978375

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071099139247755265

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071099247938936832

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071099353887055872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1071099463236751360

Posted by: kbdabear at December 07, 2018 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

378 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:42 PM
I love 2-door hardtops (sometimes convertibles, but that's very model dependent), the bigger the better. The '70 Chevelle is a personal favorite of mine.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:45 PM (ju9gW)

379 Has Tucker been fired from Fox News because of noticing things this evening?

Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 10:45 PM (c04Om)

380 I can definitely live without "made in china". The main reason is, well, fuck them, and the 2nd reason is the stuff is junk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:46 PM (9Om/r)

381 376 Earth, Wind, and Thalidomide.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (RVcmP)

Nice!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:46 PM (2y6oq)

382 373; jewells,best looking chevelle ever built. none better. my father had a 66. it was lame compared to the 67.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

383 So Jigsaw has put Grover in the position of having to trick poor old Mr Johnson into betraying his wife. Grover was always an innocent, now he's being forced to be a cereal killer. QED.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:48 PM (JP6CH)

384 Also, on certain cars (definitely not all), I really loved the front bench seat. Nothing like driving around on a big comfy couch.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:48 PM (ju9gW)

385 best car i ever had was a 65 impala ss. i think the back seat was at least a square mile. nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

My father had one of those when I was younger. That medium blue color with a blue interior. It was a nice car. Another in a long line of cars I wished he would have kept.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:48 PM (9Om/r)

386 Chavez.. I fucking loved that car. White with blue interior. Nothing fancy but I would give my left tit to own one now. I cried when he traded it in.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:48 PM (dUJdY)

387 The Chernobyl Survivors.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 10:49 PM (18mP7)

388 New Odor

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 10:49 PM (0bu2O)

389 Forceps Overdrive

Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (hgpSN)

390 My mom's told me, she loved Impalas in the early 1960s.

Then my dad developed a major thing for Cadillacs in the late 1960s, so we had those for a while. I have to remind myself, my parents were an upwardly-mobile couple at that time.

Cadillac definitely seems to have been the BMW/Mercedes of the 1950s/60s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (miE9U)

391

The Guess What.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (HaL55)

392 I'll look for Agenda 21.

Giving 41 the benefit of the doubt, I can see why a guy with his WWII experience and then the manager of the end of the Cold War might want a different order of things.

Instead, I'm a Trumpist. We can only be strong abroad if we're strong at home. The interests of our citizens come first. Good fences make good neighbors. With that settled, the USA will do what it always does: be a force for good across the globe.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (1UZdv)

393 Also, on certain cars (definitely not all), I really loved the front bench seat. Nothing like driving around on a big comfy couch.

One of the reasons I bought a Town Car several years ago and still drive it. Seemed to be one of the last cars to have one.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (2lndx)

394 Jeez, that fraud James Frey of Million Little Pieces is still writing. He is terrible and so is this.

Katerina by James Frey

I'm hard and deep inside her fucking her on the bathroom sink her tight little black dress still on her thong on the floor my pants at my knees our eyes locked, our hearts and souls and bodies locked.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Blinding breathless shaking overwhelming exploding white God I cum inside her my cock throbbing we're both moaning eyes hearts souls bodies one.
One.
White.
God.
Cum.
Cum.
Cum.
I close my eyes let out my breath.
Cum.

Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (c04Om)

395 Mentally Challenged As Anything

Posted by: The Hoser at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (v3UCk)

396 385: berserker, mine was that blue with a black interior. should have kept it. damn i was stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

397 That world map is messing with my head.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

398 Barry Whitesupremacists

Posted by: The Hoser at December 07, 2018 10:51 PM (v3UCk)

399 I like "Baby" on Supernatural. It's an Impala and I think it is supposed to be a '67. Has a great look.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:52 PM (5K0Yt)

400 Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (c04Om)

What?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:52 PM (2y6oq)

401 I said hypothetically because I'm game playing out scenarios to examine things from all sides, and also because I don't believe "lowest price" is an untarnished good.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 10:52 PM (JP6CH)

402 Missing Chromosomes

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 10:52 PM (0bu2O)

403 386: jewells, i hear you. loud and clear. beautiful car.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

404 est car i ever had was a 65 impala ss. i think the back seat was at least a square mile. nice.

When historians look back and wonder why couples had more kids then, I'll bet way more than half had to do with bench seats and no seat belts in cars at drive-in movies. Too bad there isn't something like that today.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 10:53 PM (K22Va)

405 Also, on certain cars (definitely not all), I really loved the front bench seat. Nothing like driving around on a big comfy couch.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:48 PM (ju9gW)

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My Dad had a '76 Fleetwood that had a front bench. It also had a lever that would allow the whole top of the bench to recline completely. Inside of that car was like a queen sized bed once reclined. Fun times borrowing it in HS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:53 PM (ffYR/)

406 Giving 41 the benefit of the doubt, I can see why a guy with his WWII experience and then the manager of the end of the Cold War might want a different order of things.

Instead, I'm a Trumpist. We can only be strong abroad if we're strong at home. The interests of our citizens come first. Good fences make good neighbors. With that settled, the USA will do what it always does: be a force for good across the globe.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (1UZdv)

I think Bush 41 favored Agenda 21 because he figured the USA would be running Global World Inc. along lines favorable to the USA. But he was wrong about that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 10:53 PM (fDU8w)

407 Rare Birth (Defects)

Posted by: The Hoser at December 07, 2018 10:54 PM (v3UCk)

408 Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 10:50 PM (c04Om)

Pure fucking poetry right there. "rolls eyes"

and with that I think I'm off to bed to dream of owning a 67 Malibu. Someday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 10:54 PM (dUJdY)

409 night jewells.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

410
Good night, Hordians. Tomorrow is a Holy Day of Obligation for us snappers. I'll have to work out when and where to go to Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (LsBY9)

411 So I uhh came across this acronym, pretty sure my browser was hijacked took me to some Russian porn site, anyway, I've been trying to figure it out and for the life of me I just can't find a string of words that fits.
Figure if anybody knows, one of the reprobates hanging around this joint will

So wtf does PDNPMEMA stand for?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (oLa9K)

412 236 -- Burt: I gave up reality the day my obstetrician told me I was pregnant with twins. I have a really low threshold for visual entertainment. I freely admit that I love the sheer pageantry and explosions. They're a heck of a lot better these days than back in the '50s, although The Blob gave me nightmares for several weeks. If I want reality and depression, I can look at my check book. If I want social relevancy and even more depression, I read the news. If I want a decent plotline, I'll read the latest Charles Todd or Carol O'Connell book. I go to the movies to be entertained. So what if most of them have plot holes big enough to drive a bantha through. They're fun. That's all I ask -- a couple hours of escape.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (GefzX)

413 Agreed rickl. That world map is crazy. Giving me heartburn. I need a alkaseltzer.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (zLDYs)

414 Night Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (2y6oq)

415 What was that red car with the white stripe they used on Starsky & Hutch?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (miE9U)

416 I wanted to wring my mom's neck when she traded in the family's white-with-burgundy-top '77 Thunderbird. White leather interior, every luxury trim feature... *sniff* It was rolling artwork.

Oh, she got an '82 Oldsmobile 88 in the exchange. Thanks, Mom (sarcasm). Talk about an ugly, soulless, shockingly nondescript automobile.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (ju9gW)

417 Wrap around windshields should be a thing again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Vent windows, drip rails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (ZMWtN)

418

My first car was Grandma's '56 Chevy 4-door Bel Air. 265 Power Pack engine with a Powerglide transmission. Manual steering. Drum brakes all around. Oil air filter. I could go almost all the way through a quarter-mile in Low gear.

I traded it for a Honda 150 Dream. Wish I could've kept them both.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (HaL55)

419 I'm thinking Bethesda might be fucked with Starfield. At the Game Awards yesterday the makers of Fallout: New Vegas released a trailer for their new game "The Outer Worlds" which is probably what a lot of people looking forward to Starfield were hoping that game would look like.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:57 PM (5K0Yt)

420 Night Hadrian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:57 PM (2y6oq)

421 traded the 65 impala for a nova ss. 350-4 speed. postage stamp back seat. went like hell, motel bills were killer though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

422 Seems the point of the map above is that the USA has an average population to area compared to the rest of the World. Many nations have a fuckload of people, especially Southeast Asia and China.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 10:58 PM (1UZdv)

423 Band name?
Inverted D.N.A.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2018 10:58 PM (DjIXP)

424 What was that red car with the white stripe they used on Starsky & Hutch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (miE9U)

--------------

Ford Gran Torino.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:58 PM (ffYR/)

425 10 IQ

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

426 Four hunnert fukkin comments?

WHY AM I SO FAR BEHIND YOU MAY AX!

She said, spilling hot sauce in her purse.

Largest countries/ biggest populations / USA = perfect.

What do I when?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (YxmCS)

427 419 I'm thinking Bethesda might be fucked with Starfield. At the Game Awards yesterday the makers of Fallout: New Vegas released a trailer for their new game "The Outer Worlds" which is probably what a lot of people looking forward to Starfield were hoping that game would look like.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 10:57 PM (5K0Yt)

I hope so. I miss good old fashioned Fallout feel. New Vegas was good, but several of the expansions were gold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (2y6oq)

428 Is There A 51% Solution For Trump?

Now, VDH is a lot smarter than I'll ever be, but I think Jesse Kelly has a better answer: Get out of Afghanistan. If Trump ends the war, he wins 2020 in a landslide. We can always go back and bounce the rubble if the goat fuckers start acting up.

Agree. There are a number of things in that article that I don't think would pan out or that just aren't the case.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (/qEW2)

429 berserker, mine was that blue with a black interior. should have kept it. damn i was stupid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

Its the way it always goes. Cars, Harley's, guitars, and the ones I should have never sold. Probably why later in life I became a big fan of Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #242. More is good, all is better. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (9Om/r)

430 and also because I don't believe "lowest price" is an untarnished good.

Absolutely right, which is part of why I bring up the Apple example. I doubt that they wanted to deal with a potentially business-killing problem halfway around the world, and would much rather have been building those screens next door.

Every choice has its costs, but being unable to rapidly respond to market conditions due to a burdensome regulatory environment is a cost most businesses are unable to pay.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (2lndx)

431 376 Earth, Wind, and Thalidomide.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2018 10:44 PM (RVcmP)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (Rxduq)

432 429: berserker, truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

433 I hope so. I miss good old fashioned Fallout feel. New Vegas was good, but several of the expansions were gold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 10:59 PM (2y6oq)

All Hail Nuka-world.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

434 Couple of CH53 super Stallion during aerial refueling from C130

Always so sweet to see babies suckling off their mamas.

Said awreddy?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 11:01 PM (YxmCS)

435 4 boys, mom and dad driving a 56 Chevy up to Hayward, WI with the floor boards in the back filled to the seat and one kid laying on the shelf looking out the back window. God knows how many hours from Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:01 PM (K22Va)

436 Village Idiots

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 11:01 PM (CE5C/)

437 So wtf does PDNPMEMA stand for?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 07, 2018 10:56 PM (oLa9K)

All I got was public nudity and voyersim sites.

Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 11:01 PM (c04Om)

438 " Cars, Harley's, guitars, and the ones I should have
never sold. Probably why later in life I became a big fan of Ferengi
Rule of Acquisition #242. More is good, all is better. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division"

Can add guns to that list as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2018 11:01 PM (DjIXP)

439 ChromoZome Damidge

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 11:02 PM (oVJmc)

440 >> This kind of retooling is impossible in the United States, due to environmental reports, union mandates, and so on.

The situation you are referring to was brought up by an apple exec. I think the details are that they needed a different screw design so they called the screw factory down the road, and had the workers called in from their dorms to make the change overnight.

He said it was impossible in the US, and as someone with experience manufacturing cell phones, I only have two points.

1. The small parts companies do not exist in the US because all their customers are in Asia. If apple were to open a factory in USA, suppliers would follow.

2. Having to wait for workers to show up in the morning would only cost a half day. This is not critical. And it is hard to argue that you care about the workers, but really appreciate the slave labor in China that can be called out of bed to help you meet your shipment.

What the exec. said at that time was nonsense. The US can build cell phones and while it will cost more because US suppliers don't steal IP, and US workers are paid more, You can not argue that we need to put the US workforce on the dole, and buy shit from China because US can't do it. Or that it is cheaper.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 11:03 PM (LWu6U)

441 I would donate a kidney to have one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/y78pz4aj

C5 Corvette conversion. Love the colors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:03 PM (2y6oq)

442 Bush was a first gen post war Republican. They were shaped by WW2 and the early Cold War, where international institutions and free trade were a means of uniting the West and pulling the third world into our sphere of influence while constraining the expansion of communism. The problem is that the second gen Republicans didn't know how to adjust to meet the new world after the fall of the USSR.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (WHCmx)

443 Re: name that band

"Freak Face 5"

The fifth member has been eaten by the other band mates.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (Xqo6t)

444 All Hail Nuka-world.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

Probably the only good expansion for 4- actually, strike that THE only good one.

But New Vegas has Dead Money, Old World Blues, Honest Hearts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (2y6oq)

445 I'd say The Defects, but that's an actual band I used to listen to.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (Z1eux)

446 Golden Earsring: When the Bullet Hits the Bone-Fone.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 07, 2018 11:05 PM (RuIsu)

447 Band name. Tardisol

Posted by: Shitbird at December 07, 2018 11:05 PM (ucNdt)

448 Burger Chef, I would have gone with Golden Earworm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 11:05 PM (miE9U)

449

I would donate a kidney to have one of these:

Yeah, so would I. That's a nice ride.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:06 PM (HaL55)

450 Yeah. I was pretty sure. Oh well

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 07, 2018 11:06 PM (l9m7l)

451 Never mind the band's name. Can you imagine their music?

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

452 I'm thinking Bethesda might be fucked with Starfield. At the Game Awards yesterday the makers of Fallout: New Vegas released a trailer for their new game "The Outer Worlds" which is probably what a lot of people looking forward to Starfield were hoping that game would look like.
Posted by: Buzzion

They should have just remastered F3, NV, F4 and put out a F4 DLC co-op.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2018 11:06 PM (ZejZP)

453 Beavis and the Banjos

Posted by: Y'all Got A Pretty Mouth at December 07, 2018 11:07 PM (4OozA)

454 I've actually had an idea for a movie script for years and years, that would be titled:

"Cyndi Lauper's Grave."

(And no, Cyndi's not dead or even a character in the film.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)

455 i think those dudes look like the real dead kennedy's from mass. not the band.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

456 451 Never mind the band's name. Can you imagine their music?
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

Now that I think about it, maybe it's the Residents without their eyeball costumes.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

457 @442 Spot on

IMHO, Dick Cheney especially didn't know how to deal.

Then you add the game changer of fracking. It's hard to underestimate the geo-political implications it's had in just the last 15 years

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 11:09 PM (1UZdv)

458 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (WHCmx)

Exactly.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 11:10 PM (LWu6U)

459 PDNPMEMA
public
dual
non-penetration
massive
enema
mega-a$$hole

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 11:10 PM (8ZeGS)

460 Surprised there hasn't been a band called PRNDL yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 11:10 PM (miE9U)

461 In 1965 when I was in the tenth grade I bought a 64 Plymouth Valiant 2-door hardtop, 273 V8 and 4-spd. No a/c, AM radio, windup windows, no disc brakes, no power steering. I used to drive it from S.C. to Norfolk/Virginia Beach before the interstates were everywhere. Got great gas mileage and could haul ass if needed. When I went overseas in 68 my childbride (not Mrs. E) traded it for a bug. I miss the Valiant.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 11:11 PM (zLDYs)

462 "All Hail Nuka-world.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

Probably the only good expansion for 4- actually, strike that THE only good one.

But New Vegas has Dead Money, Old World Blues, Honest Hearts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"

Robot Workshop was fine.
And a crossover I'd like to see would have been Fallout 4 and X-COM. Aliens try to invade and you try and stop them. Imagine alien brain controlled Super Mutant Behemoths. You would use Vault 100 and refit it as your base.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 07, 2018 11:12 PM (DjIXP)

463 Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 11:11 PM

Other than the lack of power-steering (which can make a huge difference if you live up windy roads), that sounds like a great ride.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 11:12 PM (ju9gW)

464 Another toast to my uncle, who was in the horse Marines on Hawaii when the Japanese attacked 77 years ago. To you unc!

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:13 PM (K22Va)

465 Farquaad and the Turd Rustlers....

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 07, 2018 11:13 PM (ICWiF)

466

What the exec. said at that time was nonsense. The US can build cell
phones and while it will cost more because US suppliers don't steal IP,
and US workers are paid more, You can not argue that we need to put the
US workforce on the dole, and buy shit from China because US can't do
it. Or that it is cheaper.

China was subsidizing their manufacturing companies. You never heard that on the news. That's why they were so much cheaper.

I hope BJ Clinton dies a slow and painful death from syphilis. I hate that POS with the heat of a million suns and would tell him to his face if I had the chance. His SS detail could do with me what they pleased afterwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:13 PM (HaL55)

467 464; i respectfully raise one to that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

468 The band's name is

Medical Experiments Gone Wrong

Posted by: CyberCipher at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (p6WoB)

469 444 All Hail Nuka-world.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

Probably the only good expansion for 4- actually, strike that THE only good one.

But New Vegas has Dead Money, Old World Blues, Honest Hearts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:04 PM (2y6oq)

I actually think Far Harbor is better than Nuka- World. Multiple outcomes without completely tucking over the rest of the game. Nuka- World if you are choosing to go good guy you might as well immediately start killing them all because you won't gain the perks anyway without invading the commonwealth. It's just limiting your options on that DLC for when you can screw over the Raider factions for maximum benefit without the use of mods.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (5K0Yt)

470 GTIDM, from what little I know about building things, you can't use a different screw without changing the things around the screw. It seems to me you are trivializing what goes into a change like that, at that stage of production.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 11:15 PM (2lndx)

471 467
464; i respectfully raise one to that.

Clink, he was a good guy.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:16 PM (K22Va)

472 A little Christmas music.

https://youtu.be/Nr_GvVy4mvs

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 07, 2018 11:17 PM (MkcN1)

473 I actually think Far Harbor is better than Nuka-
World. Multiple outcomes without completely tucking over the rest of the
game. Nuka- World if you are choosing to go good guy you might as well
immediately start killing them all because you won't gain the perks
anyway without invading the commonwealth. It's just limiting your
options on that DLC for when you can screw over the Raider factions for
maximum benefit without the use of mods.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (5K0Yt)

Yeah, Far Harbor was frigging spooky. Nothing says WTF like being hunted by a dude wearing a helmet made from a lobster trap. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:17 PM (9Om/r)

474 I actually think Far Harbor is better than Nuka- World. Multiple outcomes without completely tucking over the rest of the game. Nuka- World if you are choosing to go good guy you might as well immediately start killing them all because you won't gain the perks anyway without invading the commonwealth. It's just limiting your options on that DLC for when you can screw over the Raider factions for maximum benefit without the use of mods.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (5K0Yt)

Good point. I forgot about Far Harbor. Nice ambiance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:18 PM (2y6oq)

475 "That would be against my principles"

No, it's not against your principles, and it doesn't require "pragmatism" to corrupt your principles, either. A perfectly valid principle is "We do free trade, as long as we all obey the rules. If you can't/won't, then I won't either."

Posted by: GWB at December 07, 2018 11:19 PM (IVYWX)

476 Jeffro and the Jailtones

The band plays improvised, contraband instruments. Their biggest hits are Ballad of the Bottom Bunk and Half-Blind on Toilet Wine.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2018 11:19 PM (H5knJ)

477 dartist, my father, rip. was on the first american ship into hiroshima after we dropped the big one. didn't talk about it much. i guess the devastation to a 17 year old kid was a bit much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

478 you can't use a different screw without changing the things around the screw.

Very common to have called out the wrong material, length, size, pitch, or head.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 11:19 PM (Y9zp1)

479 Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:14 PM (5K0Yt)

I always ended up killing them all and not getting the perks. And I am ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:20 PM (2y6oq)

480
Good point. I forgot about Far Harbor. Nice ambiance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 11:18 PM (2y6oq)

And you can have multiple endings. Get all three groups to live in peace wipe out some of them. And even tip off the brotherhood of steel to wipe out the synths completely separate from the other outcomes.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:23 PM (5K0Yt)

481 I hope BJ Clinton dies a slow and painful death from
syphilis. I hate that POS with the heat of a million suns and would
tell him to his face if I had the chance. His SS detail could do with me
what they pleased afterwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:13 PM (HaL55)

Man, no kidding. Fucking imbred renting out the Lincoln bedroom like it was a motel 6, and to the communist chinese no less was bad enough, but then he gives them all kinds of technology. In a sane world him and his uranium selling wife would be packed into a torpedo casing and fired into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:23 PM (9Om/r)

482 Band Name: Meth Head Pez Dispensers

Posted by: Gridlock at December 07, 2018 11:23 PM (/DLXk)

483 Skid Rock

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 11:25 PM (Y9zp1)

484 The Mos Isley Brothers

Posted by: American at December 07, 2018 11:26 PM (BfSYp)

485 Regarding tariffs and regulations, I doubt that in an environment of tariffs and local industry that regulations would remain static. If I were pursuing a PhD it would be interesting to study the effect of free trade on regulations. When you can outsource "undesirable" industries to third world countries while still reaping the benefits from those industries, then there may be less resistance to regulating out industries that are not in favor with the governing class.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:26 PM (2Zu6X)

486 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Posted by: St. Grover at December 07, 2018 11:27 PM (Sqrkf)

487 I agree that regulations are the biggest problem. If I was Trump, I'd have gone to business and traded massive reg cuts for American labor. IOW, you give up your lust for illegals, and I'll make up your increased labor costs in reduced regulatory costs.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 07, 2018 11:27 PM (JP6CH)

488 Now imagine the groupies that band gets.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:27 PM (sdi6R)

489 477
dartist, my father, rip. was on the first american ship into hiroshima
after we dropped the big one. didn't talk about it much. i guess the
devastation to a 17 year old kid was a bit much.

My dad too was on his way to Japan and then was one of the first ones home. I think they just wanted to start a family. Fucking old hippies are running the schools now.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:28 PM (K22Va)

490

Yep Berserker. Too bad we don't live in a sane world anymore. At least PDT is trying to reverse some of the damage that globalists have caused us over the past few decades. Too late for me, but maybe in a generation or two we'll get back to some semblance of normal. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:28 PM (HaL55)

491 481: berserker, the missile should be on a train. on a coast to coast mainline. so we can all flip that fucker off and piss on it as it's leaving. scumbag sister fucking rapist. hopeevery skank he fucked has multiple std's. fuck em all. let god sort it out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

492 Trailer Gash

Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:30 PM (hgpSN)

493 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

RIP to your dad sir.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:31 PM (K22Va)

494 Now imagine the groupies that band gets.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:27 PM

Smoking Gun website. Mugshots. No imagination required.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 11:31 PM (ju9gW)

495 489: damn shame. i'm just glad he's not here to see this shit. he would not take it well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

496 The Filthy Penis Band

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 07, 2018 11:32 PM (3pGfC)

497 495
489: damn shame. i'm just glad he's not here to see this shit. he would not take it well.

Mine too.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:33 PM (K22Va)

498 493: thank you. means a lot to me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

499 dartist, my father, rip. was on the first american ship into hiroshima after we dropped the big one. didn't talk about it much. i guess the devastation to a 17 year old kid was a bit much.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:19

Wow, thanks to your Dad for his service.

I have a book from a local guy who on the Battan death march. Then served in the prison coal mines in Japan. When the bombs were dropped the guards left the prison camp.

He and a friend took off to the coast. In Nagasaki and they saw what they thought were burning tires amongst the devastation. Turns out it was human bodies.

They went to the pier and lo and behold an American ship was coming ashore. They were amazed to find Americans on the dock.

When he was on the ship and examined by nurses, he was ca. 5 lbs and cried because he was so embarrassed.

Book is "You Can't Conquer Them" by Donald M. Nichols.

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2018 11:34 PM (yJ1e6)

500 dartist, has your dad passed? if so, they were the best of that generation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

501 Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 07, 2018 11:10 PM (8ZeGS)

My best guess so far
P lease
D on't
P rivate
M essage
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Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 07, 2018 11:36 PM (oLa9K)

502

If I were pursuing a PhD it would be interesting to study the effect of free trade on regulations.

I would turn that around and study the effects of regulations on trade and offshoring. I'm sure somebody's prolly already done it and their reports were buried by the globalistas.

But now that I think about it, I'm not sure there are enough zeros to calculate the wealth that's been lost and/or squandered by the hoax of global warming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:36 PM (HaL55)

503 497 495
489: damn shame. i'm just glad he's not here to see this shit. he would not take it well.

Mine too.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:33 PM (K22Va)

Thirded. Mine died in 2002.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:36 PM (sdi6R)

504 Bleeding Erections

*drops mic*

Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 11:37 PM (c04Om)

505 my condolences, rickl. may we never forget.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

506 I have a book from a local guy who on the Battan death march. Then
served in the prison coal mines in Japan. When the bombs were dropped
the guards left the prison camp.

Bunch of those guys came from near here in Maywood, IL. As kids we got told the story, brutal.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:38 PM (K22Va)

507
Clinton-bashing? I'd love to jump in.

I wonder if they're finally getting the message that no one cares about them anymore? Those Groupon sales for their L.A. show, the empty seats in the leftiest part of Canada.

What I would give to *know* that they're pissed off, bewildered, humiliated, and fighting like cats and dogs over this dumb idea of doing a joint tour. Screaming at whoever booked these giant venues without "proper" advertising and failing to dragoon bigger audiences.

I hope they're eating their own livers at the thought of the Obamas getting their 9-figure fortune for no damn work at all. Never had to sweat it out in fucking Arkansas! Never studied policy and memorized a terabyte of statistics like Hillary did! Had everyone falling at their feet after the Jeremiah Wright scandal while the Clintons had to fight off bimbos like Hercules vs the Hydra! And there's Barack and Michelle in the prime of their lives, still looking good, still able to run up and down stairs, soaking up cash and selling out venues.

It's almost as good as Hillary going to jail.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 07, 2018 11:39 PM (13CQC)

508 dartist, condolences to you too. i lost my best friend, my father in 2005.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

509 Thanks, chavez.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:39 PM (sdi6R)

510

Thirded. Mine died in 2002.

I was very fortunate to have been partially raised by a member of The Greatest Generation. He was a helluva dude.

I hope to see him again on the other side.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:41 PM (HaL55)

511 The bartender here is gorgeous. Too bad that she has a sleeve of tattoos, but she's wearing a cut off shirt that shows her belly and I want to cover it in kisses... And see it swollen with my child.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (2Zu6X)

512 Hope somebody close to GPOTUSE reads the 52% VDH article. Spot on.

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (iF4iV)

513 he was ca. 5 lbs

should be 75 lbs

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (yJ1e6)

514 ONT up for 2 hours.

Comment count at 509 or more.

Friday night.

This. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: tbodie at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (cb/hk)

515 510: i totally expect a dressing down, just for old time sake. damn, getting dusty now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

516 And there's Barack and Michelle in the prime of their lives, still looking good

*nods*

Posted by: Chewie at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (APISg)

517 When you can outsource "undesirable" industries to third world countries while still reaping the benefits from those industries, then there may be less resistance to regulating out industries that are not in favor with the governing class.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:26 PM (2Zu6X)

Isn't that what they've been doing? Obama killing coal and petro-chemical outsourcing to OPEC for example.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (AC18V)

518 500
dartist, has your dad passed? if so, they were the best of that generation.

Yep, 3 years ago. The most honest, straight up, kind, helpful man I have ever known.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (K22Va)

519 Gene Pool Filter Trap

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (0bu2O)

520 The bartender here is gorgeous. Too bad that she has a sleeve of tattoos, but she's wearing a cut off shirt that shows her belly and I want to cover it in kisses... And see it swollen with my child.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at D

you back at twin peaks?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

521 I don't understand, what to me are, self mutilation sleeves. Apologies in advance.

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (iF4iV)

522 "Bad sex award"

Say what!!!?

Posted by: tbodie at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (cb/hk)

523 I stopped in the liquor store after work. The clerk was a young black woman who was nice and pretty attractive.

But she had these absolutely clownish gigantic false eyelashes. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (sdi6R)

524 518; dartist, they were the best. sorry for your loss too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

525 The band's name is "Challenge of the Day."

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:45 PM (iF4iV)

526 Thirded. Mine died in 2002.

God bless your dad rickl.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:46 PM (K22Va)

527 They certainly look challenged.

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:46 PM (iF4iV)

528 Isn't that what they've been doing? Obama killing coal and petro-chemical outsourcing to OPEC for example.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (AC18V)
- - - - - -

Exactly. The globalists like to claim that it's the free market driving them overseas while implementing regulations that reduce local output below what the natural equilibrium would be, because they don't want that industry in the US.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:46 PM (2Zu6X)

529 not all of us boomers are losers. damn, we get a bad rap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

530

i totally expect a dressing down, just for old time sake. damn, getting dusty now.

When he met my family, I hadn't seen him in a few years. He looked at us, then grabbed me around the shoulder and said proudly, "I raised this boy." He was a retired Army MP and taught me how to drive. I've never had a wreck or even a ticket for a moving violation thanks to him. I owe him a lot.

Yeah, I need to dust in here...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:48 PM (HaL55)

531 you back at twin peaks?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

- - - - - -

Hell no. I'm at a local dive bar here in Columbus.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:48 PM (2Zu6X)

532 One one hand I would like to have a conversation with one of those tattooed persons in order to gain insight (amateur analyst); on the other hand I think it would end badly.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:48 PM (AC18V)

533 not many things more depressing than some knocked up lady sling drinks at a bar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

534 Hope somebody close to GPOTUSE reads the 52% VDH article. Spot on.
Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (iF4iV)

--------------

Someone will. He sometimes twats and acts like he reads this place. He may get it via Rush/Snerdly, but it seems to get through to him.

This can not be the only place they go to test the waters of the opinion of his base. Plenty of others would confirm.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 11:49 PM (ffYR/)

535 Bunch of those guys came from near here in Maywood, IL. As kids we got told the story, brutal.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:38

Agreed, that's why this is so memorable. They ate anything, even rats. One time he was so starved he didn't have a bowel movement for a couple of weeks. The camp doc told him it was because his bosy was absorbing everything as he was starving to death.

This guy was from Savanna, IL IIRC.

Posted by: Farmer at December 07, 2018 11:49 PM (yJ1e6)

536 530: awesome bb. cheers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

537 That bad erotic writing, did the failed Democrat gubernatorial candidate for Georgia make the list?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 07, 2018 11:49 PM (Lqx3k)

538 511 The bartender here is gorgeous. Too bad that she has a sleeve of tattoos, but she's wearing a cut off shirt that shows her belly and I want to cover it in kisses... And see it swollen with my child.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (2Zu6X)

I do not like tattoos at all. But really if that is the only negative on a girl I'm absolutely willing to overlook that. Same with fake boobs. If they're not ridiculous and she otherwise has a nice body pretty face and personality to make me smile I'm fine with them.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 11:50 PM (5K0Yt)

539 The bartender here is gorgeous. Too bad that she has
a sleeve of tattoos, but she's wearing a cut off shirt that shows her
belly and I want to cover it in kisses... And see it swollen with my
child.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (2Zu6X)

When she is 80 those sleeve tats will look like the dead sea scrolls, but until then who cares. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

540 The Fugly Four.

Incest is Best.

Product of Beastiality.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 11:50 PM (PF4TZ)

541 528
The globalists like to claim that it's the free market driving them overseas while implementing regulations that reduce local output below what the natural equilibrium would be, because they don't want that industry in the US.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:46 PM (2Zu6X)

The globalists are trying to "equalize" the people of the world, and that can only be done by making Americans and Western Europeans poorer. It's pure evil.

Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

542 Hope somebody close to GPOTUSE reads the 52% VDH article.

I thought it was awful. Wreak havoc in The Swamp, don't go meekly pandering.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 11:51 PM (g0Lfb)

543 Incest is Best.

Posted by: Infidel at D

give your mother a rest and give your sister a test.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

544 ahh, early dementia, old memories surface, burn bright but blurred, the fade. north of franklin, under the damn near cauhenga, was a two lane block or so long tunnel thru the hill. curved arch ceiling, that and walls all white tile. 30s? several times passing by at night, saw a sax player, not busking, just playing for the acoustics. somewhere zombie raymond chandler ordered another drink and smiled.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (ZByiM)

545 My Dad passed in 2010. Korean War Vet, missed WWII by a couple years of age.

He's of a page with the other Dads mentioned here who've passed.

That's how they used to make 'em in the USA, before they decided to tinker with the man-making machinery which was the early 20th Century American Culture.

Gonna take years and years of Hard Cruel and Brutal Life's Lessons for current and newer generations to re-discover that which has been lost.

Good seed of remnant here with the Horde though.

Take some comfort in that, and Press On, Regardless.

/jackpinerally

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

546

He and his family were some of the few people who knew the hell Mumsey Dearest put me through growing up. They'd let me spend the night over there when she'd lock me out of the apartment.

I really need to stop reminiscing now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (HaL55)

547 not many things more depressing than some knocked up lady sling drinks at a bar

- - - -

I was at a honky tonk bar in El Paso and the bartender was cute, but whe she walked out from behind the bar it was obvious that she was pregnant.

Monday morning I was standing in formation behind my company and when the were dismissed I discovered that she was one of my soldiers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (2Zu6X)

548 511 The bartender here is gorgeous. Too bad that she has a sleeve of tattoos, but she's wearing a cut off shirt that shows her belly and I want to cover it in kisses... And see it swollen with my child.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:42 PM (2Zu6X)

Try that out as a pickup line. Let us know how it goes.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (NWiLs)

549 Poison Oak Ridge Boizz

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 11:53 PM (Z9C5C)

550 I don't understand, what to me are, self mutilation sleeves. Apologies in advance.
Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 11:44 PM (iF4iV)

---------------

Sleeves are limbs completely covered in tats.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 11:53 PM (ffYR/)

551 i personally don't get tatoos on fine looking females. but, whatever. it's the swamp mommas looking like a bad horror movie quivering in cellulite that really makes you go, what the fuck? no mirrors in that fucking trailer? damn, i really just ate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

552 y5, lol. I don't want to heat the stories those guy might tell.

*shiver*

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 11:54 PM (PF4TZ)

553 The Mos Isley Brothers
Posted by: American
--------

Gets my vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 11:55 PM (U2TY5)

554 Florida Gap Band?

As in there is a gap in the DNA.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 07, 2018 11:55 PM (Lqx3k)

555 Agreed, that's why this is so memorable. They ate anything, even rats.
One time he was so starved he didn't have a bowel movement for a couple
of weeks. The camp doc told him it was because his bosy was absorbing
everything as he was starving to death.

Oh boy. There were so many that died from Maywood, IL they named a street after them. Bataan drive in Broadview, IL. Hell of a thing.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:56 PM (K22Va)

556 538 AHEM - Tattoos and fake tits are like black and yellow on a snake - beware, brother, beware.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 11:56 PM (ZByiM)

557 555; wow, unreal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

558 God is an artist and you don't try to improve his work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:57 PM (2Zu6X)

559 Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 11:56 PM (K22Va)

Good Lord.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

560 Hola remnants.

Off to read the comments, I imagine you guys have named every possible combination of funny band name by now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2018 11:58 PM (pIHcK)

561 The globalists are trying to "equalize" the people of the world, and that can only be done by making Americans and Western Europeans poorer.

My theory is that, at least when it comes to civilization, it will end up not leveling (bringing less civilized nations up and more civilized ones down) but rather will simply bring alll civilization down.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 11:58 PM (2lndx)

562

The globalists are trying to "equalize" the people of the world, and
that can only be done by making Americans and Western Europeans poorer.
It's pure evil.

Agreed. I still can't understand why globalistas aren't trying to make the rest of the world emulate our proven success. There'd be a lot more money for them to pilfer if they did.
I guess that's just a rhetorical question anyway. You've already said why. Still, it would be nice to hear someone at least bring it up. The caravaneers have the energy to get here, but not the energy to start pushing for freedom in their home countries?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:58 PM (HaL55)

563 From Pixi:

AT&T and Hulu had a bright idea: Play ads when you press the pause button. (TechDirt)

In unrelated news, the AT&T and Hulu's respective corporate offices burned to the ground tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:58 PM (AC18V)

564 558 God is an artist and you don't try to improve his work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:57 PM (2Zu6X)

As counterevidence I submit the "name this band" picture.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

565 Linux OS phone, rumors but no phone.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:59 PM (AC18V)

566

I miss my Dad.

He was, and is my role model. Not my best friend, he was my Father, a member of the Greatest Generation, and I've done my best to emulate him in all ways.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2018 12:00 AM (S/hVx)

567 Good Lord.

Yeah, the kids should learn why these guys died. There's a reason why Americans are proud.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:00 AM (K22Va)

568 564: even god had his off days. he really never thought sister fucking would be a thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:00 AM (KP5rU)

569 546

He and his family were some of the few people who knew the hell Mumsey Dearest put me through growing up. They'd let me spend the night over there when she'd lock me out of the apartment.

I really need to stop reminiscing now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 11:52 PM (HaL55)

I'll see you and raise you both "parents".

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 08, 2018 12:01 AM (ZByiM)

570 I don't have any tats, which is a complete shock to most people. There was one that I wanted that I just happened to see in a tattoo place during one of the sturgis rallies, but the wife put the kibosh on that. Of course I never do anything normal, so it was a reaper in a bad ass cloak holding a Gibson V, the type of guitar I used since christ was a corporal. It was perfect, it was me, it was thee... frigging... one. The wife says "oh hell no, I'm not waking up to that every morning". She never says shit, but when she does I need to second think things a bit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

571
still looking good

*nods*

Posted by: Chewie at December 07, 2018 11:43 PM (APISg
====
Haha, let me put it this way: Michelle O is literally doing glamor shots in bare shoulders and blue jeans while Hillary is hiding her back brace with giant pashminas over her wool jackets all while sitting under bright lights.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:01 AM (13CQC)

572 I stopped in the liquor store after work. The clerk was a young black woman who was nice and pretty attractive.
But she had these absolutely clownish gigantic false eyelashes. I've never seen anything like it.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:44

Had to take a cab home the other day after my car died after work. Gal was similar nice and friendly. In the dark I thought had a winter hat on, but later realized it was prolly a Musilim headcovering. Yikes, in our area of rural IL.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 12:02 AM (yJ1e6)

573 I couldn't sleep last night, so I wrote up some ideas for a platform for an anti-globalist party. These we're focused on the state level. Maybe at some point I'll add the national level policies.

https://coloradoalex.wordpress.com/2018/12/07/the-anti-globalist-platform-state-level/

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:02 AM (2Zu6X)

574 Now imagine the groupies that band gets.
Posted by: rickl

Their fan club is called "People of Walmart".

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2018 12:02 AM (P1f+c)

575 i personally don't get tatoos on fine looking females. but, whatever. it's the swamp mommas looking like a bad horror movie quivering in cellulite that really makes you go, what the fuck? no mirrors in that fucking trailer? damn, i really just ate.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

-------------------

Dick's Last Resort. San Diego. 2007.

One of the most beautiful women I had ever seen personally completely wrecked it by being multi sleeved. She was at one time Bo Derek hot, in her prime. That just killed it, dead.

Not like I had a shot anyway, just an observation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:03 AM (ffYR/)

576 Maywood, IL?

Oh right, the 192nd Tank Battalion. National Guard unit drawn from several states. One company was from Maywood,, IL. The unit had done so well in the Louisiana Maneuvers that George Patton Jr himself had picked the unit to deploy to the Philippines where they arrived on November 10th, 1941.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:03 AM (Lqx3k)

577 562 The caravaneers have the energy to get here, but not the energy to start pushing for freedom in their home countries?

energy no. gorge soros sponsorship, yes.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 08, 2018 12:05 AM (ZByiM)

578 He was, and is my role model. Not my best friend, he was my Father, a
member of the Greatest Generation, and I've done my best to emulate him
in all ways.

My dad would say, I'm not your friend, I'm your goddamed father! It is what's missing in society today.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:05 AM (K22Va)

579 Huey Boozes and the Used

Posted by: Absurdumb at December 08, 2018 12:05 AM (KK3cu)

580 Incest is Best.
Product of Bestiality.
Posted by: Infidel

First they tell me I can't fuck my relatives and then they tell me I can't go outside my species? The hell? Make up your damn mind.

Posted by: one of those four guys at December 08, 2018 12:06 AM (ykYG2)

581 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

You have a smart and lovely wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:07 AM (AllCR)

582 561
My theory is that, at least when it comes to civilization, it will end up not leveling (bringing less civilized nations up and more civilized ones down) but rather will simply bring alll civilization down.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 07, 2018 11:58 PM (2lndx)

That's exactly it. You can't raise the bottom; you can only lower the top.

Filth, squalor, violence, and oppression has been the norm throughout human history. Occasionally exceptional individuals and cultures rise above it and improve things for nearly everyone. *cough* Western Civilization *cough*

The levelers want to stifle that because it's not "fair". That will end human progress and drive everyone down to the bottom.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 12:08 AM (sdi6R)

583 Tatoos on women are a turn off for me, generally speaking.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 08, 2018 12:08 AM (Ogd6A)

584

First they tell me I can't fuck my relatives and then they tell me I
can't go outside my species? The hell? Make up your damn mind.

You just know the first boobeh they handled had fur.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:08 AM (HaL55)

585
I couldn't sleep last night, so I wrote up some
ideas for a platform for an anti-globalist party. These we're focused
on the state level. Maybe at some point I'll add the national level
policies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

The department of education should be reduced in size by fifteen percent.
=====
When you get to the national level, I hope that's "abolished."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:09 AM (13CQC)

586 Exactly. The globalists like to claim that it's the free market driving them overseas while implementing regulations that reduce local output below what the natural equilibrium would be, because they don't want that industry in the US.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:46 PM (2Zu6X)

Prime example: lead mines and smelters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:09 AM (fDU8w)

587 He was, and is my role model. Not my best friend, he was my Father, a
member of the Greatest Generation, and I've done my best to emulate him
in all ways.

My dad would say, I'm not your friend, I'm your goddamed father! It is what's missing in society today.
Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:05 AM (K22Va)

-----------------

I told my daughter this same thing. I am your Father and we will be friends later. That was when she was 15. She is now 22, and getting married in February.

That time has come now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:10 AM (ffYR/)

588 You just know the first boobeh they handled had fur.

They got a blind date with the former First Lady?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:10 AM (Lqx3k)

589 First they tell me I can't fuck my relatives and
then they tell me I can't go outside my species? The hell? Make up your
damn mind.

Posted by: one of those four guys at December 08, 2018 12:06 AM

The Man is always taking away your choices. Light bulbs. Sister-fucking. Then PETA claims the goats don't like it. Like they know. Where does it end?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:10 AM (ju9gW)

590 Terminal 3 at LAX is a fucking embarrassment. Come on man.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 08, 2018 12:10 AM (Ogd6A)

591 When you get to the national level, I hope that's "abolished"

- - - - -

We're gonna gut it like a Tijuana hooker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:11 AM (2Zu6X)

592
One of the most beautiful women I had ever seen personally completely wrecked it by being multi sleeved.

Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:03 AM (ffYR/)

......

Yup, IMHO and JMO excessive tats are self mutilation.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:11 AM (iF4iV)

593 Oh right, the 192nd Tank Battalion. National Guard unit drawn from
several states. One company was from Maywood,, IL. The unit had done so
well in the Louisiana Maneuvers that George Patton Jr himself had picked
the unit to deploy to the Philippines where they arrived on November
10th, 1941.

Were those the guys that got captured in the Bataan death march? My next door neighbor carried a BAR and a flame thrower somewhere in the Philippines.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:12 AM (K22Va)

594

energy no. gorge soros sponsorship, yes.

Yeah, I grok that. But still, they walked a lot, or so we've been told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:12 AM (HaL55)

595 The Breach Boys

Posted by: Absurdumb at December 08, 2018 12:12 AM (KK3cu)

596 564 558 God is an artist and you don't try to improve his work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 11:57 PM (2Zu6X)

As counterevidence I submit the "name this band" picture.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 11:59 PM (NWiLs)

*snort*

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 12:12 AM (sdi6R)

597
I told my daughter this same thing. I am your Father and we will be friends later. That was when she was 15. She is now 22, and getting married in February.

That time has come now.

Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:10 AM (ffYR/)

.........

Feel good story of day. Thanks CM.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:14 AM (iF4iV)

598 Real obvious name for the band:

Too much crystal meth

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:14 AM (AllCR)

599 Linux OS phone, rumors but no phone.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 11:59 PM (AC18V)

When and if they hit the marketplace, they will fly off the shelves. I would buy one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (fDU8w)

600 Dad and I became great friends after mom passed. I always respected him, but our relationship changed. I miss them both so much, I'm really not in the mood for the holidays. I will still order the prime rib and we well do the best we can.

Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (PF4TZ)

601

They got a blind date with the former First Lady?

Does Nair work on fur? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (HaL55)

602 i personally don't get tatoos on fine looking females. but, whatever.
it's the swamp mommas looking like a bad horror movie quivering in
cellulite that really makes you go, what the fuck? no mirrors in that
fucking trailer? damn, i really just ate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

The place I get my hair cut at, well trimmed anyway, has a smoking girl working the counter there. Beautiful chick, perfect skin, perfect face, great body and rack, and not really young either, I'm guessing mid- late 30's. She has a tat on her neck and has the sides of her head buzz cut, and the top is never the same color when I go in there. I have seen white, blue, red, brownish red, purple, you name it. I commented on her tat, I asked if it hurt getting it there, and she says I have 9 more, I'm brave like that. I never saw the others, so I can't imagine where they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

603 Terminal 3 at LAX is a fucking embarrassment. Come on man.

Comrade, you should be taking the train, the high-speed train.

Just put your travel plans on hold for a decade or six.

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (xtlbz)

604 Okay legit tattoo question.

Would you rather be with someone who had tattoos on nearly every inch of their body from the shoulders down. (meaning neck and face look normal)

OR

nothing on their body at all but one face tattoo right in the middle of their cheek?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 08, 2018 12:16 AM (VpnSm)

605 Worst terminal I ever went through: The weird and not-wonderful Worldport (JFK Terminal 3, demolished). It was built for a period of air travel that was not nearly as security-conscious, and when they redesigned the terminal with secured zones, it was an illogical nightmare.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:17 AM (ju9gW)

606 Imagine a corporate drone so boring, that he buys 100 identical blue ties so he can literally wear the same tie every day for the rest of his life.

That's how I view tattoos.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2018 12:17 AM (P1f+c)

607 Flamethrower would point to a soldier who returned with MacArthur to the Philippines.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:18 AM (Lqx3k)

608 Band name:

"No Poon Tang."

Those dudes are not getting laid.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:18 AM (iF4iV)

609 600
Dad and I became great friends after mom passed. I always respected
him, but our relationship changed. I miss them both so much, I'm
really not in the mood for the holidays. I will still order the prime
rib and we well do the best we can.

Mine are both gone now a few years now. We're orphans right? Holidays don't mean the same to me.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:18 AM (K22Va)

610 Alberta Oil Peon:https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/12/07/texas-law-school-student-suspended-guns/

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (JkygK)

611 Yeah, I grok that. But still, they walked a lot, or so we've been told.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:12 AM (HaL55)

Leastwise while the cameras were running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (fDU8w)

612 I would have named them "The Crystal Method" or "Rednex", but those are real bands.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (P1f+c)

613
The caravaneers have the energy to get here, but not the energy to start pushing for freedom in their home countries?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

=====

DACA-ites and DREAMers are loaded with energy for marching, organizing, talking to reporters, posing with signs, hooking up with lawyers like Gloria Allred, getting free shit, demanding bilingual education, and I don't know what-all.

Now imagine all that in the Plaza Nacional of their home countries. Demanding an end to graft, bribery, teachers unions, all the garbage that keeps their countries in shithole status, pissing in the fountains, keeping the senators from getting in to the building, throwing hot sauce on the corrupt businessmen going to and fro, and chanting that they won't go home until things are fixed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (13CQC)

614 Yeah jkf was once upon a time a clusterfuck and a half. Better now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (Ogd6A)

615 The Bath Salts Band?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (Lqx3k)

616 Read that there are only 2,500 remaining in Tijuana.

PDT eliminating cross overs, wall or not, is putting pressure on MX to close their southern border.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (AC18V)

617 You have a smart and lovely wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:07 AM (AllCR)

She also put the kibosh on my Death Star Christmas tree topper idea, soooo..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

618 LOL, checking my emails from the Small Museums Yahoo group I get this gem..."Celebrating Latino Identity in Northeast Wisconsin through Public Exhibition and Museum Programming".

Thought MisHum and Cahvez might get a kick out of that.

I'm gonna pass on that webinar.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (yJ1e6)

619 I commented on her tat, I asked if it hurt getting it there, and she says I have 9 more, I'm brave like that. I never saw the others, so I can't imagine where they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

Maybe she only wears them on special occasions.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (t+qrx)

620
nothing on their body at all but one face tattoo right in the middle of their cheek?

TickledPink at December 08, 2018 12:16 AM (VpnSm)

.......

Depends on the definition of "face cheek."

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (iF4iV)

621 re: Nair...

Volunteering to find out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (Lqx3k)

622 Band Name: Inside Voices

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 08, 2018 12:21 AM (c1VpD)

623 Sup TkldPink? Dump the shit head yet?

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:21 AM (iF4iV)

624 Holy smokes. I found the band's 5th member. Or perhaps the manager. Just hope he's not in charge of concessions.
https://bit.ly/2rr4ns7

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:21 AM (ju9gW)

625 The place I get my hair cut at, well trimmed anyway, has a smoking girl working the counter there. Beautiful chick, perfect skin, perfect face, great body and rack, and not really young either, I'm guessing mid- late 30's. She has a tat on her neck and has the sides of her head buzz cut, and the top is never the same color when I go in there. I have seen white, blue, red, brownish red, purple, you name it. I commented on her tat, I asked if it hurt getting it there, and she says I have 9 more, I'm brave like that. I never saw the others, so I can't imagine where they are.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

---------

The only thing I told my daughter is to never get anything permanenent done. Pierce whatever you want to, but don't ink.

Result? She has one quarter sized tat on her right hip that she thought was "cute". That's it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:21 AM (ffYR/)

626 @620

Actual face. Visible.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 08, 2018 12:21 AM (VpnSm)

627

nothing on their body at all but one face tattoo right in the middle of their cheek?

It might say more if she stopped at just one tattoo.

Cheaper, too. Those things are pricey and rightly so. That's why I only have one myself.
What'll be fun is playing "Guess what this tattoo used to be?" at the retirement home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:22 AM (HaL55)

628 She also put the kibosh on my Death Star Christmas tree topper idea, soooo..
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

I'm not surprised. Good for her. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:23 AM (AllCR)

629 604

Face Tattoo all the way, because you can cover it up with mustard if it's ugly.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 08, 2018 12:23 AM (c1VpD)

630

Volunteering to find out?

Oh no. Elsie might not like it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:23 AM (HaL55)

631 Three Drug Night

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (0bu2O)

632 Ozark Mountain Bootleggers

Posted by: Fritz at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (Z9C5C)

633 "Stormtroopers in the manger, Stormtroopers in the.... *Crick*"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (Lqx3k)

634 Alberta Oil Peon:https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/12/07/texas-law-school-student-suspended-guns/

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:19 AM (JkygK)

That's whacked.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (AC18V)

635 so, "penis garage" tatooed right above the hoohah would not be considered classy? good to know. i'll keep an eye out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (KP5rU)

636 Cheaper, too. Those things are pricey and rightly so. That's why I only have one myself.
What'll be fun is playing "Guess what this tattoo used to be?" at the retirement home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:22 AM (HaL55)

Yeah my father has one on his arm. The typical 1950's style with the 2 hearts that say mom/dad. Well thats what it used to look like when I was young. Now it just looks like a black mark left by a blowtorch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:25 AM (9Om/r)

637 604 Okay legit tattoo question.

Would you rather be with someone who had tattoos on nearly every inch of their body from the shoulders down. (meaning neck and face look normal)

OR

nothing on their body at all but one face tattoo right in the middle of their cheek?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 08, 2018 12:16 AM (VpnSm)

That's the inverse of "embrace the concept of and".

In other words, no. Neither one.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 12:25 AM (sdi6R)

638 No. 1 Son is a nerdy boy and he recently announced that he was going to get his first permanent tattoo. I was kind of worried because I don't trust his judgement, but whatevs.

So he's going to get it this weekend and it's going to be the JRR Tolkien logo. I don't think he'll regret that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2018 12:25 AM (fuK7c)

639 I tell people that they should have an advertisting campaing thusly:
Come see UNT!

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (JkygK)

640 Ok, lets get fucked up. It's Friday.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (K22Va)

641 The caravaneers have the energy to get here, but not the energy to start pushing for freedom in their home countries?
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The 10-15 thousand people should have marched on the capital. Much closer, and far, far more effective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (fZcn6)

642 640; way ahead of you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

643
We're gonna gut it like a Tijuana hooker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:11 AM (2Zu6X

======

I want to see one of those Photoshop videos where Trump is beating it up and strangling it in a wrestling ring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (13CQC)

644 "One cock-ring to rule them all."

Written in Elvish?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:27 AM (Lqx3k)

645 A girl at tango has LotR tattoos on her arms. I do not approve.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:27 AM (d6pVg)

646 Melon.

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:27 AM (JkygK)

647 You guys were slaying it with the band names!

Oddly, I think I'd rather hang out with those guys than four Evergreen College students.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2018 12:28 AM (pIHcK)

648 Written in Elvish?

Elvith.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:28 AM (ju9gW)

649 I see 666 way before Mannix.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:28 AM (iF4iV)

650 That's whacked.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (AC18V)

Indeed. He (or a lawyer in his employ) should writing a letter to the Governor of Texas demanding that the administration of that so-called university be all fired.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:28 AM (fDU8w)

651 He does want the Elvish inscription written around it, but I'm not sure that's what it says.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 08, 2018 12:28 AM (fuK7c)

652 One dildo to bone them all
And in the darkness grind them

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (ykYG2)

653
She also put the kibosh on my Death Star Christmas tree topper idea, soooo..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:20 AM (9Om/r)

I'm not surprised. Good for her. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:23 AM (AllCR)

Her exact words were "we are not replacing the angel with a frigging death star", and delivered by death stare. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (9Om/r)

654 La Guillotine!!
La Guillotine!!

Posted by: Madame Defarge at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (wWUkD)

655 635 so, "penis garage" tatooed right above the hoohah would not be considered classy? good to know. i'll keep an eye out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:24 AM (KP5rU)

Per "We're the Millers" I believe the tattoo you want is 'boner garage'

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (5K0Yt)

656 Face Tattoo all the way, because you can cover it up with mustard if it's ugly.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
--------

Spackle. You can cover anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 12:30 AM (fZcn6)

657 Mine are both gone now a few years now. We're orphans right? Holidays don't mean the same to me.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:18 AM (K22Va)

Me either. Gonna try the best we can this year.

Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 12:30 AM (PF4TZ)

658 Would the attachment be called "Dildo Baggins"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:30 AM (ju9gW)

659 642
640; way ahead of you.

I have known you many times.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:30 AM (K22Va)

660

In-Halen

Posted by: Pussy Galore at December 08, 2018 12:31 AM (wWUkD)

661 The ability to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of The Lord...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:31 AM (d6pVg)

662 Looking around:

[University of Houston] policy was developed to comply with Senate Bill No. 11, also known as the ;campus carry law, and follows months of discussion and deliberation. Campus community members, including students, faculty and staff, were invited to share their input prior to the policy development through several open forums, a campus-wide survey, and emailed comments at campuscarry@uh.edu.

SB11 allows individuals licensed to carry concealed handguns to carry a concealed handgun on or about the license holder's person while the license holder is on the campus of an institution of higher education and

Authorizes the president to establish reasonable rules, regulations, or other provisions regarding the carrying of concealed handguns by license holders on campus;
Limits authority such that the president or officer may not establish provisions that generally prohibit or have the effect of generally prohibiting license holders from carrying concealed handguns on the campus of the institution;
Allows for broad input from students, faculty, and staff; and
Requires an implementation deadline of August 1, 2016.
_there's more

http://www.uh.edu/police/campus-carry/

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (AC18V)

663 In reality, chicks with tats don't even phase me. In my world a chick with no tats is like finding a unicorn, so I'm used to them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (9Om/r)

664 my wife hasn't put the angel on the top of the tree since i told her, "that angel must have a big ass if you can shove a tree up there."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (KP5rU)

665 Worry if the gal has the front port labeled Intake and the poop chute as Exhaust Port.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (Lqx3k)

666
Which Mannix is on tonight? Maybe I'll watch it on Youtube in a spirit of comraderie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (13CQC)

667 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (Lqx3k)

668 December 08, 2018 12:31 AM (wWUkD)

What Would .. Ukrainians ... Do?

Posted by: parsing the hashes at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (xtlbz)

669

Now imagine all that in the Plaza Nacional of their home countries.
Demanding an end to graft, bribery, teachers unions, all the garbage
that keeps their countries in shithole status, pissing in the fountains,
keeping the senators from getting in to the building, throwing hot
sauce on the corrupt businessmen going to and fro, and chanting that
they won't go home until things are fixed.

I like that idea. But there's have to be a whole lot of them, too many to shoot. And if their government moved against them in any violent way, it'd be impossible to keep that from being known, which could bring some international pressure on the corruption.

Even better would be to have them march from our embassy to their Plaza Nacional. It would probably be dangerous as hell, but IIRC Poland did something kinda similar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (HaL55)

670 OK, a real guess at the band name.

Orange and the Agents.

(Apologies to Vietnam vets present.)

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (P1f+c)

671
Whoa. I was actually talking about Mannix WHILE hitting 666. Does the ONT advance to another level? Do I get something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (13CQC)

672 buzz, it works either way. classy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (KP5rU)

673 AOP. I'd want to look for a tort first. Make some money.

What if I told you that for 800 bucks and in one year, I could train you to be interview ready for companies such as HP, Verizon, and McAfee?

It's 12 classes with a real, live college professor...aka me.
You know, even if you just to community college for two years, you'd be out at least 5 grand. But if you did something like uh, see, UNT, for example, you'd be looking at 45 gees. Ah well. I'd be better off selling laced wigs.

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (JkygK)

674 Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 12:30 AM (PF4TZ)

Have a nice holiday, no matter what anyone says here please!

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (K22Va)

675 Nancy Pelousy says a wall is immoral? Is she gonna tell that to her immigrant loving Pope w/ a wall around the Vatican City. Or Barack Obama who like many of the elite have walls around their homes to protect them?

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 12:34 AM (yJ1e6)

676 @562 Agreed. I still can't understand why globalistas aren't trying to make the rest of the world emulate our proven success. There'd be a lot more money for them to pilfer if they did.
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Two reasons. First is because it's easier to make us like the rest of the world than it is to make the rest of the world like us. You have to have certain cultural norms to get a representative government like ours working properly. Some parts of the world are ready for that. Most aren't. And you don't get the wealth without the representative democracy bit.

Second is because a representative democracy can throw them out on their ear when they start getting too greedy. And contrary to what Obama has claimed, they never really believe that they've earned enough money.

Posted by: junior at December 08, 2018 12:34 AM (Fp6vo)

677 Ok, lets get fucked up. It's Friday.
Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:26 AM (K22Va)

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Working on it. A neighbor in this shitty hotel I live in dropped off a 12 pack of Sweetwater 420 as thanks for fixing her computer. Halfway through it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:34 AM (ffYR/)

678 I'm willing to make environmental concessions on a wall. How about the wall near populated areas, and land mines everywhere else? There, no migrating birds bothered.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:35 AM (ju9gW)

679 666
Which Mannix is on tonight? Maybe I'll watch it on Youtube in a spirit of comraderie.

Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (13CQC)

.........

Whoe is right. Don't Linda Blair on us.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (iF4iV)

680 I will dartist, you as well.

I'm out. Beat. Be good horde.

Posted by: Infidel at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (PF4TZ)

681 Posted by: TickledPink at December 08, 2018 12:16 AM

Howz about:

"None of the above"

Posted by: JQ at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (zMzA6)

682 Working on it. A neighbor in this shitty hotel I live in dropped off a
12 pack of Sweetwater 420 as thanks for fixing her computer. Halfway
through it.

Nice. Can you drink outside? I hate winter in Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (K22Va)

683 I'm old enough to remember when girls first got tattoos. It was in the 70s and it was usually something like a butterfly on her ass or a flower on her ankle.

That was cute. But then it morphed from there.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (sdi6R)

684
there's have to be a whole lot of them, too many to shoot. And if their
government moved against them in any violent way, it'd be impossible to
keep that from being known, which could bring some international
pressure on the corruption.

=====

Like the same number of them that comes to the US every year? What is that, 10,000+?

If their government used violence against them and there was international pressure to end the corruption, so much the better. Whoever wants to risk being called a racist Brown-people-hater can have at it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (13CQC)

685 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (9Om/r)

Death stare. LOL. Does she roll her eyes a lot too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:38 AM (AllCR)

686 Bonhomme posted this video earlier. I am still blown away at what the Disney gadgeteers working at Disney Tokyo have created for a new ride.

https://youtu.be/ce5bjFY1Faw?t=1m38s

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:38 AM (Lqx3k)

687 I'm old enough to remember when girls first got tattoos. It was in the 70s and it was usually something like a butterfly on her ass or a flower on her ankle.

That was cute. But then it morphed from there.
Posted by: rickl
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A trend started my Janis Joplin, I believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 12:40 AM (2qPhT)

688 Working on it. A neighbor in this shitty hotel I live in dropped off a
12 pack of Sweetwater 420 as thanks for fixing her computer. Halfway
through it.

Nice. Can you drink outside? I hate winter in Chicago.
Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (K22Va)

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I live in Suburban Atl suburbs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 12:40 AM (ffYR/)

689 I would like to say that Alexandra Occasio-Cortez is one obnoxious woman. She's threatening Don Trump Junior ( and calling him "Junior") with a subpoena a month before she's in office?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:40 AM (AllCR)

690
Mannix, "Cry Pigeon," season 5 episode 19. But it's not on youtube, dammit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:41 AM (13CQC)

691 How long will take to get the new AG confirmed? Can this happen before year end?

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 08, 2018 12:41 AM (GtG/j)

692 689: i'm sure djt jr is shitting bricks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:41 AM (KP5rU)

693 Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:36 AM (13CQC)

.......

I like your Nic.

Posted by: Carolyn Jones at December 08, 2018 12:42 AM (iF4iV)

694 683
I'm old enough to remember when girls first got tattoos. It was in the
70s and it was usually something like a butterfly on her ass or a flower
on her ankle.

Damn, that's a little after girls were allowed to wear jeans around here. Early 70's
We sure liked those jeans, lol.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:42 AM (K22Va)

695 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:40 AM

She's like a child whose just been handed a loaded gun. She'll probably shoot herself in the face.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 08, 2018 12:42 AM (ju9gW)

696 I'm sorry their countries are shit holes.
I pray to God every night for the afflicted
and being born in a shithole is an affliction.
But we must take care of ourselves first.
If we are not whole help others. We must
be whole first.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 08, 2018 12:42 AM (AC18V)

697 I'm willing to make environmental concessions on a wall. How about the wall near populated areas, and land mines everywhere else? There, no migrating birds bothered.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
----------

In many cities, there are walls sited along interstates. No one has objected to them as immoral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2018 12:42 AM (YvUf/)

698 What if I told you that for 800 bucks and in one year, I could train you to be interview ready for companies such as HP, Verizon, and McAfee?

It's 12 classes with a real, live college professor...aka me.
You know, even if you just to community college for two years, you'd be out at least 5 grand. But if you did something like uh, see, UNT, for example, you'd be looking at 45 gees. Ah well. I'd be better off selling laced wigs.
Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (JkygK)

But I don't want to work at HP, Verizon, or McAfee. I have done nothing bad enough in my life to warrant such a fate. All I want at this stage in my life is to work occasional gigs at my my present occupation of wellsite geologist. Thirty days a year would be just ducky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:43 AM (fDU8w)

699 Off sock of hot dead actress

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:43 AM (iF4iV)

700 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:29 AM (9Om/r)

Death stare. LOL. Does she roll her eyes a lot too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:38 AM (AllCR)

Not so much. Usually she's pretty amused by my antics, but she has definitely rolled them on special occasions. More like a slight shake of the head and a look up to the ceiling thing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

701 That was cute. But then it morphed from there.

Posted by: rickl

....
Yeah, some of these girls now look like a Mayan calendar has been printed on them.

Very glad that Little comments on how trashy it looks without any prompting from me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2018 12:44 AM (pIHcK)

702 Doll Eyes Alex really needs to have a meeting with Pelosi's leg-breaker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:44 AM (Lqx3k)

703 this stage in my life is to work occasional gigs at my my present occupation of wellsite geologist. Thirty days a year would be just ducky.

Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:43 AM (fDU8w)

.....

I find 100 days a year to be tolerable.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:45 AM (iF4iV)

704 lot of steve earll song ideas tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:45 AM (KP5rU)

705 I put on some Nina Simone, opened a bottle of wine, and started pulling cheese from the fridge. I turned, and told her in a breathy voice, "Empty my tanks."

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, awesome author and astronomical button pusher at December 08, 2018 12:46 AM (8iiMU)

706 my wife hasn't put the angel on the top of the tree
since i told her, "that angel must have a big ass if you can shove a
tree up there."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (KP5rU)

I am soooo going to try that line. lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:46 AM (9Om/r)

707 704 lot of steve earll song ideas tonite.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:45 AM (KP5rU)

.......

Whatcha got in mind hillbilly highway ?

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:47 AM (iF4iV)

708 I think the tatto thing is because a lot of women have been convinced that the things which they look for in men are the things which men look for in women.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:47 AM (RTeIR)

709 I live in Suburban Atl suburbs.

I'd love to sit outside and have few with some morons away from the cold.

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:47 AM (K22Va)

710 706; berserker, worked for me. your mileage may vary.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:48 AM (KP5rU)

711 I want an angel topper that looks like Julia Louis Dryfuss.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:48 AM (RTeIR)

712 Doll Eyes Alex really needs to have a meeting with Pelosi's leg-breaker.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 12:44 AM (Lqx3k)

I prefers to be called a 'fixer', it looks better on a resume.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Favorite Fixer at December 08, 2018 12:48 AM (tYPH9)

713 I find 100 days a year to be tolerable.
Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:45 AM (iF4iV)

I had some 100-day years. Paid off the house, it did. But for my job, a "day" is often a 24-hour day, or as much of it as I can work before falling asleep on my feet.

Now, I am content to be the night man on a horizontal well, work 7:00 P.M. to 7:00 A.M., mostly not being bothered by anybody, unless we get lost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (fDU8w)

714 708 I think the tatto thing is because a lot of women have been convinced that the things which they look for in men are the things which men look for in women.

Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:47 AM (RTeIR)

...........

So men look for self mutilated females? And females emulate that? Nawp.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (iF4iV)

715
would like to say that Alexandra Occasio-Cortez is
one obnoxious woman. She's threatening Don Trump Junior ( and calling
him "Junior") with a subpoena a month before she's in office?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:40 AM (AllCR

=====

The power's gone to her head before she's even got power -- or a head!

She walked it back in an even more obnoxious way if that is possible, lecturing people who reacted to her threat:

'For the GOP crying that this is a "threat" - I don't have power to
subpoena anybody.

Congress as a body, GOP included, has the power. No indiv. member can
issue a subpoena unless they are a Chair (which, as a freshman, I can
assure you I will not be). Also must be under purview.'

She was obviously given this info by a helpful aide, and she managed a beautiful job of projection with it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (13CQC)

716 AOP, I apologize. I see what I've done wrong. I have thought for a long time that you were brilliant. That was my mistake. Don't feel bad, I thought the same thing about myself until I learned better.
When I first posted you were terribly rude, and my post was deleted. I assumed people here understood the common theme of Gramsian Damage as beautifully espoused by Eric Raymond on his blog. That was my mistake. I consider what I am doing to be charity.

Another misunderstanding of mine is that I thought people would be receptive to the idea to using capitalism to undermine the communist cash cow that is the university system. Lace wigs I guess. The cussword missing from Inspector Cussword is asshole. Though he is not

See? UNT! No one gets me. Anna would if took two seconds or cared to notice. You guys have a good night.

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (JkygK)

717 707: i don't know. gettin tough?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 12:52 AM (KP5rU)

718

Bonhomme posted this video earlier. I am still blown away at what the
Disney gadgeteers working at Disney Tokyo have created for a new ride.

That was way kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 12:52 AM (HaL55)

719 well, work 7:00 P.M. to 7:00 A.M., mostly not being bothered by anybody, unless we get lost.

Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (fDU8w)

........

Or you fall asleep while ONTing. Lol.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:52 AM (iF4iV)

720 Maybe someone is helping Alexandra O-C with her tweets because I haven't heard any 29 year olds use the word "purview" , much less "subpoena" unless they were lawyers or read a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (AllCR)

721 See? UNT! No one gets me. Anna would if took two seconds or cared to notice. You guys have a good night.
Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:50 AM (JkygK)

You are having a bad night, kiddo. Give it a rest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (fDU8w)

722 Ambling around online a bit looking for newz about Paris festivities, nuthin' (too early, probably), but came across a WTF? report - another *grenade* attack in *Sweden*.

This is quite interesting and bizarre. Of all places, Sweden has had a *grenade* problem the last few years.

Just puzzled how the F grenades are acquired by the black market, why in Sweden (nowhere else I'm aware of in Europe).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

723 708 I think the tatto thing is because a lot of women have been convinced that the things which they look for in men are the things which men look for in women.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 08, 2018 12:47 AM (RTeIR)

....

I'd agree to some extent.

Mostly I think it's just rejectionist attitudes. Years of pop culture villification of the alleged "Barbie Doll" look and the portrayal of attractive blonde debutantes as the "mean girl" have ushered in an era of tatted freaks and green haired fatties.

Unfortunately for them, fit blonde chicks are still hot and highly prized, though the possession of a vagina ensures that even what would once be considered a carnival sideshow act is still placated by a subsection of dudes that will bang anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2018 12:55 AM (pIHcK)

724
Whoa whoa, Mannix hasn't been dropped on his head yet, but guess who's there? Higgins! From Magnum PI! And omg, Frank Langella!!! A bunch of other people who are probably mad stars whose names/movies I don't know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:56 AM (13CQC)

725 I'd love to sit outside and have few with some morons away from the cold.
Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2018 12:47

Ditto here. We need a Momee sometime in the summer for IL Morons.

I did have a blast in Vega w/ Morons, the insistence of some to go to the "ice Bar" wasn't warming. But I had on shorst, ask Y5, he thinks I was intrepid, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 12:56 AM (yJ1e6)

726 You are having a bad night, kiddo. Give it a rest.

Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (fDU8w)

.....

That is a big 10-4

Lawds, the business drama queen deluge.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 12:57 AM (iF4iV)

727 Well, my pot roast done in the slow cooker was yummy. and there is enough left over for a nice lunch tomorrow.

Tomorrow, the tranny comes out of the Ford for Round Two of the overhaul. All set to go now. Starter out, cooler lines disconnected, shift linkage disconnected, as well as all electrical cables. Transfer case away, and the torque converter unbolted from the flex plate. All I need to do now is to get a jack under it, and take out the six bolts retaining it to the engine block, and down it comes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 12:58 AM (fDU8w)

728 727: you keep a tranny in your ford? caitlin? wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 01:00 AM (KP5rU)

729 Time for the old folk.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2018 01:00 AM (S/hVx)

730 727 Well, my pot roast done in the slow cooker was yummy. and there is enough left over for a nice lunch tomorrow.

....

Mmmm lunch.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 01:00 AM (iF4iV)

731 Just puzzled how the F grenades are acquired by the black market, why in Sweden (nowhere else I'm aware of in Europe).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

Maybe it's a translation problem, and they are throwing small migratory fish?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:00 AM (fDU8w)

732 It's refreshing to see the word "tranny" used correctly, AOP.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

733 Night grampie

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (iF4iV)

734

'For the GOP crying that this is a "threat" - I don't have power to

subpoena anybody.

Then why did she threaten him with one in the first place?

She's a space cadet. Hopefully there will be many catfights between her and Nazi Pelousi. Many. Catfights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55)

735
Name this band : Stalking Heads

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (CesFO)

736 time for this old timing man to go. be well, morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (KP5rU)

737 you keep a tranny in your ford? caitlin? wtf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 08, 2018 01:00 AM (KP5rU)

Yeah. It's the Ford Teflon 4R70W Teflon, with the non-stick shift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:02 AM (fDU8w)

738 "Tomorrow, the tranny comes out of the Ford for Round Two of the overhaul."

That looks like a bad night to me. Leave the trannys alone man.

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 01:03 AM (JkygK)

739
Maybe someone is helping Alexandra O-C with her
tweets because I haven't heard any 29 year olds use the word "purview" ,
much less "subpoena" unless they were lawyers or read a lot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (AllC

======

She tweets. She gets ratioed like a snowflake in a forest fire. And then she tweets a snooty response with something an aide dictated to her.

The aide said "purview" and she said "Is that free purview or pay purview?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:03 AM (13CQC)

740

Tomorrow, the tranny comes out of the Ford for Round Two of the overhaul.

What do you have left to do to it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:03 AM (HaL55)

741 band name?

Uncle Cousin's Hootenanny Nickelfuckers

Posted by: model_1066 at December 08, 2018 01:05 AM (ZyhGQ)

742 What do you have left to do to it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:03 AM (HaL55)

I have to figure out how I fucked up one of the forward gear clutches such that it drags all the time, even opposing reverse gear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:06 AM (fDU8w)

743 Night all. Play well. Alberta, may your night shift be sublime.

Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 01:06 AM (iF4iV)

744
Maybe it's a translation problem, and they are throwing small migratory fish?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
===

lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:07 AM (13CQC)

745 Night all. Play well. Alberta, may your night shift be sublime.
Posted by: Smaug at December 08, 2018 01:06 AM (iF4iV)

Night, Smaug. I am not at work. Not since July. Industry is dead here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:08 AM (fDU8w)

746

Best of luck, AOP.

And on that note, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Long day tomorrow.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:08 AM (HaL55)

747 724

Whoa whoa, Mannix hasn't been dropped on his head yet, but guess
who's there? Higgins! From Magnum PI! And omg, Frank Langella!!! A bunch
of other people who are probably mad stars whose names/movies I don't
know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 12:56 AM (13CQC)

Jessica Walters last night.It's not on here yet, and we are in the 700s.
The Horde is en fuego tonight.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 01:10 AM (8iiMU)

748 A friend from church 20 years ago was on the Bataan Death March. He said he knew he was dead. And when he survived, he celebrated every new day as a gift and miracle from God.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 08, 2018 01:10 AM (w7U7L)

749 Just puzzled how the F grenades are acquired by the black market, why in Sweden (nowhere else I'm aware of in Europe).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

Maybe the "New Swedes" prefer carrying out attacks with grenades as opposed to other weapons and the black market has shifted to keep up with demand. I still don't know why it's only in Sweden, though.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 08, 2018 01:13 AM (tYPH9)

750 We have an angel for our tree but there's no place for it to get shoved into. It's just attached to the top branch. It s like a blonde Gibson girl from the early 1900's with fabric feathery wings and a dress that looks like it's from the same time period. I like the ornaments that have been handed down in the family since my mother was little, but the German glass ones are so fragile. Anyway, it's a way to carry on tradition. Still haven't put up the tree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 01:13 AM (AllCR)

751
Then why did she threaten him with one in the first place?

She's a space cadet. Hopefully there will be many catfights between her and Nazi Pelousi. Many. Catfights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55

=====

Many. Public. Catfights.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:14 AM (13CQC)

752 Maybe someone is helping Alexandra O-C with her tweets because I haven't heard any 29 year olds use the word "purview" , much less "subpoena" unless they were lawyers or read a lot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 12:54 AM (AllCR)

------------

Not sure about that, when she twats stuff like "We need to invent stuff that has not been invented yet!". And when asked about Medicare for all at $40 Trillion over 10 years, how she would pay for it? "We need this to happen! We just pay for it!".

Sure Toots. That's our entire National annual spend. On everything,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 01:16 AM (ffYR/)

753 Sure Toots. That's our entire National annual spend. On everything,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 01:16 AM (ffYR/)

Occasional-Cortex is a jackass.
So much so that she resembles one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 01:17 AM (8iiMU)

754
"We need this to happen! We just pay for it!"
====
Said the girl who couldn't scrape up her own rent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:18 AM (13CQC)

755 Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 08, 2018 01:10 AM (w7U7L)

What a great attitude!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 01:19 AM (AllCR)

756 Many catfights on Ix. New catfights.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2018 01:20 AM (aKsyK)

757 Occasional-Cortex is a jackass.
So much so that she resembles one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 01:17 AM (8iiMU)

More like Occluded-Tampax

Posted by: model_1066 at December 08, 2018 01:20 AM (ZyhGQ)

758 Lawds, the business drama queen deluge.

Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 01:23 AM (JkygK)

759 why did she threaten him with one in the first place?

She's a space cadet. Hopefully there will be many catfights between her and Nazi Pelousi. Many. Catfights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55

=====

Many. Public. Catfights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D

well, nans is old, but she knows stuff, moves that girl has no clue about.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:24 AM (MTjB1)

760 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 01:26 AM (AllCR)

761 Sorry.

She threatened Don Trump Jr. because apparently he tweeted a picture of a dog and said under her plan of socialism people starved and ate dogs. Twitter is horrible, but if she's going to do it she better get a thicker skin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 01:29 AM (AllCR)

762
No head injuries for Mannix this episode. This time they poisoned him about 10 minutes in, then dragged him into a crummy room and tied him up.

He woke up and now he's running through Joshua Tree in the height of the afternoon with a Latin hottie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:31 AM (13CQC)

763 A friend from church 20 years ago was on the Bataan Death March. He said he knew he was dead. And when he survived, he celebrated every new day as a gift and miracle from God.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 08, 2018 01:10

The japs were horrible. Once in camps the survivors were starved. Had to eat grass, insects and rats. I'd recommend the book I mentioned up thread, it's a true story and horrific.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 01:33 AM (yJ1e6)

764 whenever there is a latin hottie involved, even when being chased by gangsters, indeed even when being chaste by gangsters, there will be spankings involved.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:34 AM (MTjB1)

765
well, nans is old, but she knows stuff, moves that girl has no clue about.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:24 AM (MTjB1)

So you're saying she's the new girl that only knows how to twerk but Nancy can do all the pole tricks.

You are all welcome for that image.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2018 01:34 AM (5K0Yt)

766 dog and said under her plan of socialism people starved and ate dogs. Twitter is horrible, but if she's going to do it she better get a thicker skin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2018 01:29 AM (AllCR)

--------------
)she sees no need for a thicker skin. She sees herself as an aggrieved minority. When you respond negatively to her, no matter how vile the crap she twatted out was, you are attacking her entire intersectionality of grievances.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 01:34 AM (ffYR/)

767 The japs were horrible. Once in camps the survivors were starved. Had to eat grass, insects and rats. I'd recommend the book I mentioned up thread, it's a true story and horrific.
Posted by: Farmer at D

you were evidently not in by boy scout troop when you were a young scout.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:35 AM (MTjB1)

768 Just finished watching 'Role models" with the young Ratched. It was hysterical! Good Horde movie.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 08, 2018 01:35 AM (PkVlr)

769 So you're saying she's the new girl that only knows how to twerk but Nancy can do all the pole tricks.

You are all welcome for that image.
Posted by: Buzzion at D

more or less, nans goes by hong kong rules so the cortez will be looking and nans balled fists of fury think she is going to have to duck to avoid getting hit. nans is thinking something else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:37 AM (MTjB1)

770
The Latin hottie just got shot in the abdomen and died. But at least she didn't shed a single drop of blood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:38 AM (13CQC)

771 Zod Nocturnal

Posted by: Zod at December 08, 2018 01:38 AM (hgpSN)

772 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:35

Tey made you eat rats? I do remember those foild meals cooked ovet fire. They were tasty.

Be well, I'm off to bed. Long day again tomorrow w/ Christmas Walk.

Sleep well you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 01:39 AM (yJ1e6)

773 night farmer

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:41 AM (MTjB1)

774 Prisoners of the Japanese by Daws has the story from the survivors of A Co, 192d Tank Battalion. Like the Illinois troops, not many from A Co got back home to Jaynesville.

Night all. Been slinging words at the computer screen, almost 400 words of rewrite and rearranging scenes. Hopefully soon will start writing meatier new chunks to the story that is now almost 21,000 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 08, 2018 01:44 AM (Lqx3k)

775 Goodnight Farmer.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 08, 2018 01:44 AM (tYPH9)

776 night, Farmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:44 AM (fDU8w)

777 so, fun fact, erik estrada was in mannix.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 01:44 AM (MTjB1)

778 a subsection of dudes that will bang anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2018 12:55 AM (pIHcK)

Don't look at me! I don't swing that way.

Posted by: Knothole In A Tree at December 08, 2018 01:45 AM (Y8PSl)

779 'Night Anna Puma.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 08, 2018 01:45 AM (tYPH9)

780 Many catfights on Ix. New catfights.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

YOU ARE TRANSPARENT!

Posted by: 3rd Stage Guild Navigator from Planet Playtex ... at December 08, 2018 01:47 AM (LPnfS)

781 663 In reality, chicks with tats don't even phase me. In my world a chick with no tats is like finding a unicorn, so I'm used to them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2018 12:32 AM (9Om/r)

---

Guess I'm a unicorn then...

A vet with no tats.

Posted by: SMH at December 08, 2018 01:47 AM (25nrF)

782 > what do you do when you're offering free trade, but the other guy isn't?

Exploit them. If they're selling cars at a loss... buy so many cars it breaks them. Meanwhile, take the cars you bought and scrap them for profit.

Posted by: ArthurK at December 08, 2018 01:49 AM (R16hV)

783 Just learned my Dad's first cousin died last night. RIP Lloyd Bollman, a good man. I mentioned his situation the other day.

He had a stroke earlier this yr, then a recurrence of melanoma. Bad yr for his family, he was a good guy. Gone at 77. A decent run, but yet too young.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 01:49 AM (yJ1e6)

784 My condolences, Farmer.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 08, 2018 01:50 AM (tYPH9)

785 He had a stroke earlier this yr, then a recurrence of melanoma. Bad yr for his family, he was a good guy. Gone at 77. A decent run, but yet too young.
Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 01:49 AM (yJ1e6)

Condolences, Farmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:51 AM (fDU8w)

786 She's a space cadet. Hopefully there will be many catfights between her and Nazi Pelousi. Many. Catfights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55)

I'll put a fin on the batshit crazy old broad over the batshit crazy young chickee.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 01:51 AM (Y8PSl)

787 782 you forget they are buy politicians while selling us cars at loss. Are car companies going out of buiness their government run industries won't! This is why free traders should be tried for treason with a foreign power.

Posted by: ramondo at December 08, 2018 01:55 AM (lgLw+)

788 Since the thread seems to be winding down, I guess now would be a good time for me to sign out.

Goodnight Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 08, 2018 01:56 AM (tYPH9)

789 Does Occasional Kotex have a brother?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:57 AM (fDU8w)

790 She's a space cadet. Hopefully there will be many catfights between her and Nazi Pelousi. Many. Catfights.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 08, 2018 01:01 AM (HaL55)

I'll put a fin on the batshit crazy old broad over the batshit crazy young chickee.
Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 01:51 AM (Y8PSl)

---------------

A good bet now. Nanzi is still a fighter and controls a lot of campaign cash. She will win. She is in her 80s. Within 10 years, the OC wing of the party will grab the reigns.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 01:58 AM (ffYR/)

791 Yeah, I am out of here, too. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2018 01:58 AM (fDU8w)

792
The next Mannix is on, Season 5 Episode 1. Guest starring Rosemary Forsyth and Robert Reed that I recognize.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:58 AM (13CQC)

793 A friend from church 20 years ago was on the Bataan Death March. He said he knew he was dead. And when he survived, he celebrated every new day as a gift and miracle from God.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 08, 2018 01:10
-------
The japs were horrible. Once in camps the survivors were starved. Had to eat grass, insects and rats. I'd recommend the book I mentioned up thread, it's a true story and horrific.

Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2018 01:33 AM (yJ1e6)

The Dad of one of my Catholic grade school classmates was a Bataan Death March survivor. The nuns made sure he gave us a talk sometime around the 6th grade. He explained why he walked so stiff, beaten until his back was broken. Definitely made an impression upon me.

I miss the days when nun were nuns and priests were priests. Instead we now have priests who are nuns and nuns who are lesbians. And Pope Frankie shall lead them all in a group orgy.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 02:00 AM (Y8PSl)

794 LOL.
One of the first lines on Mannix tonight:
*Mannix enters a dark warehouse. Unknown guy shines a light in Mannix's face*
Mannix: Okay, now what?
Unknown guy: I understand you're straight, and one of the best.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:00 AM (8iiMU)

795 Did Mannix get his head bashed in yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 02:01 AM (RuIsu)

796 787 ms ocasio-cortez is running for president in 2024 not pelosi's job now. by 2024 non whites will be 34% of voters. trump lost popular vote and barley won mich. penn. wisc. by less then 75,000 votes for all three. 6 million democrats didn't vote in 2016 who voted in 2012 over half minorities. Do the math!

Posted by: ramondo at December 08, 2018 02:01 AM (lgLw+)

797 792

The next Mannix is on, Season 5 Episode 1. Guest starring Rosemary Forsyth and Robert Reed that I recognize.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:58 AM (13CQC)

The one showing here is called "Cry Pigeon" S5/Ep19.

Robert Reed is a regular, I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:03 AM (8iiMU)

798 "Giant Balls of Titanium": I said, self, don't watch this. And then did. Omigosh.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 02:03 AM (GkIz4)

799 793 but they make such bloody good cameras. Peter sellers. dr. strangelove (1964)

Posted by: ramondo at December 08, 2018 02:04 AM (lgLw+)

800 792

The next Mannix is on, Season 5 Episode 1. Guest starring Rosemary Forsyth and Robert Reed that I recognize.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 01:58 AM (13CQC)

LOL, geez, let the credits roll first...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:04 AM (8iiMU)

801 Posted by: ramondo at December 08, 2018 02:01 AM (lgLw+)

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You're kinda funny. Stop in the shop and get the language, punctuation, sentence and paragraph structure upgrade. M'kay?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 02:06 AM (ffYR/)

802
The one showing here is called "Cry Pigeon" S5/Ep19.

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I don't a t.v. set so I'm watching on Youtube in solidarity. "Cry Pigeon" isn't available, so I'm watching random episodes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:08 AM (13CQC)

803
Regarding the Bataan death march and the Japs.

I really do have a hard time with the Japs. I bet if they were in a war again they'd go right back to their inhuman ways.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:10 AM (13CQC)

804 Hello darkness, my old friend
It's still a few hours 'till four A.M.

Posted by: late-night doggerel at December 08, 2018 02:12 AM (CcmX6)

805 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 02:13 AM (ffYR/)

806 You know I am going to fuck Hillary dead center of her flabby ass the minute she gets to hell.

Posted by: Col Kadafi at December 08, 2018 02:13 AM (yhf6w)

807
And regarding the old pole dancer and the young twerker. Yeah, it's gonna be the twerker's world soon, but I don't think she'll ever hold the reins. All flaky ideology, no strategy or tactics.

And I believe I am now posting to myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:14 AM (13CQC)

808 (807) Not quite. Almost.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 02:15 AM (RuIsu)

809 nans will not put up with any shit from that girl. she is going to order her into her office. nans 1orst move will be the full Trump bowling ball hold. her first throw will be the 7 -10 split, the girl will only get unhappier after that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 08, 2018 02:18 AM (MTjB1)

810
You know I am going to fuck Hillary dead center of her flabby ass the minute she gets to hell.

Posted by:
Col Kadafi at December 08, 2018 02:13 AM (yhf6w

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Now that she doesn't have a country to run, I wonder if her thoughts ever turn to the people and things she destroyed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:18 AM (13CQC)

811 You're probably wondering why I'm here,Well, so am I. So am I.

Posted by: stonecutter at December 08, 2018 02:19 AM (Bfr22)

812 I\m waiting for Mannix to get bonked on the head.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:20 AM (8iiMU)

813 Uncle Dad Aunt Mom

Posted by: Roger Ramjet at December 08, 2018 02:22 AM (gVdP4)

814 Just as much as you wonderAbout me staring back at you,That's just as much as I marvelAt the corny things you do.

Posted by: stonecutter at December 08, 2018 02:23 AM (Bfr22)

815 Pixy hates me.I really understand punctuation. Really!

Posted by: stonecutter at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (Bfr22)

816
I\m waiting for Mannix to get bonked on the head.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:20 AM (8iiMU
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Well at least in the episode I'm watching, a young woman ate a bottle of sleeping pills and was stone motionless for hours and Mannix ran into the room and shook her and slapped her cheek a little and yelled "Wake up!" and she did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (13CQC)

817 The Balking Heads

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (ZEm1+)

818
Pixy hates me.I really understand punctuation. Really!

Posted by: stonecutter at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (Bfr2

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You can never hit the Enter key too many times. Many's the beautifully paragraphed post I've composed, only to see it come out as a big gludgy blob.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:27 AM (13CQC)

819 I have followed the adventures of Bill 'n' Hill for 30 plus years. I don't think any "regrets" ever occurred.

I have family in AR going back pert near 150 years, a great uncle was familiar with WJC's youthful antics around Hot Springs. Hilz was kind of a bonus Yoko, or something.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 02:27 AM (RuIsu)

820 803
Regarding the Bataan death march and the Japs.

I really do have a hard time with the Japs. I bet if they were in a war again they'd go right back to their inhuman ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Maybe, but remember, the Emperor was a god like being of some sort (can't remember the details). Religious fanaticism can make you do evil things. The Japan of today is much more secular. Weird, but secular.

All of humanity (All of it) is very capable of profound evil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2018 02:30 AM (WNAuL)

821 One character in this episode played "Baltar" in teh original Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:30 AM (8iiMU)

822 Mannix ran into the room and shook her and slapped her cheek a little and yelled "Wake up!" and she did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (13CQC)

Apparently he has magic hands with the females.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:31 AM (8iiMU)

823 There's a guy in an Alex Trebeck life insurance commercial with a head like those in the band.

"What's my price Alex ?"

"the same. But if you get hit in the head by a low-flying aircraft, your policy is voided".

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 02:32 AM (ZEm1+)

824 821: John Colicos. From 1950 to 1999. he was a very busy actor. He died in 2000. He worked till he died basically.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2018 02:33 AM (WNAuL)

825 823
There's a guy in an Alex Trebeck life insurance commercial with a head like those in the band.

"What's my price Alex ?"

"the same. But if you get hit in the head by a low-flying aircraft, your policy is voided".

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2018 02:32 AM (ZEm1+)

LOL.

And Alex sounds soo condescending to the 80 year old when he says, "Teh same price for you, too."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:33 AM (8iiMU)

826 Wow, so far it is a concussion-free Mannix episode so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:43 AM (8iiMU)

827 I had to look him up:
John Colicos was in just about everything. Born in Canada, he might be Trebek's dad.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 02:44 AM (RuIsu)

828 "Baltar" is wearing a gray suit with a bright purple tie in this gangster sit down....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 02:46 AM (8iiMU)

829 o The Judge's Chambers Brothers.

o Big Brother and the Holding Cell Company

o The M-80s

o. Basket of Adorables

o. ZZ Zzzz

o. Tom Petty Larceny and the Heart-Break of Psoriasis

o The Aristocrats

o. The Mothers of Intervention

o. Felonious Monks

o Unwanted Pregnancy

o. Jed Zeppelin

Posted by: Niall Brennan at December 08, 2018 02:47 AM (FHD8+)

830
All of humanity (All of it) is very capable of profound evil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2018 02:30 AM (WNAuL
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They were just too horrible. Religion doesn't excuse the close-up and personal atrocities they committed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:49 AM (13CQC)

831 Morris Day and the Time to change the station.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 08, 2018 02:51 AM (RuIsu)

832 For the record:

I would stick it in any part of Kamala Harris. Crazy or not.

Let her build the rest of her career off of that.

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2018 02:55 AM (Ct55T)

833 As for band names, I'm thinking "Mullet and the Meths".

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 08, 2018 03:00 AM (3MG/9)

834 You rise each dayThe same old wayAnd join your friends out on the street.And spray your hairAnd think you're neat.

Posted by: stonecutter at December 08, 2018 03:01 AM (Bfr22)

835
I would stick it in any part of Kamala Harris. Crazy or not.

Let her build the rest of her career off of that.

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2018 02:55 AM (Ct55T)

Kamala is definitely a One.
But, crazy.
Cognitive dissonance in my brain.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 08, 2018 03:03 AM (8iiMU)

836 Maybe, but remember, the Emperor was a god like being of some sort (can't remember the details). Religious fanaticism can make you do evil things. The Japan of today is much more secular. Weird, but secular.

All of humanity (All of it) is very capable of profound evil.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2018 02:30 AM (WNAuL)

Heavenly Sovereign.

It was The Code of Bushido, The Warrior's Code or The Way of the Warrior, that led to the atrocities committed. In Bushido, surrender was not an option and those who surrendered were considered less than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. When one views those who surrender, as many Allies did early in the war, as not even human, no amount of poor treatment/torture can ever be enough.

An interesting tidbit I remember watching on the dvd extras for The Great Raid. The director had a 'boot' camp for each group: the American PoWs , the Aussie PoWs and the Japanese prison guards.

When the Japanese actors were told to be more brutal, they balked, saying they didn't believe the script, that it was over the top. The director had to show the actors the real story and most of them had never heard about the atrocities committed by Japanese troops, the whitewashing by the Japanese government of such atrocities having been so thorough.

The main problems with Japan post-war are:

1) We allowed the emperor to remain on the throne;

2) We didn't have a Pacific War Crimes Tribunal as was held at Nuremburg, which leads to;

3) Many Japanese view their soldiers in WWII as heroic, not brutal beasts, with rehabilitation ongoing;

4) Most importantly, the atomic bombings are not viewed through the lens of Japanese aggression/atrocities, like the rape of Nanking, but rather an atrocity in its own right.

The Japanese population, as a whole, have no idea about the Imperial Japanese Army actions taken during WWII. That old saw comes to mind: Those who do not study history are condemned to repeat it. In Japan's case, it is worse because of the whitewashing. Compare how we treated Germany post-WWII and how we treated Japan. The Germans are still living with the shame of WWII while Japan has no shame about WWII.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)

837 Holy crap, and entirely concussion-free episode of Mannix.

Unique, probably. lol
Now big-boy Cannon is on.
The tuba soundtrack always cracks me up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 03:04 AM (8iiMU)

838 1)
We all agree that tariffs create some negative economic incentives, but income taxes create WORSE economic incentives. You have to fund the government somehow and realistically and historically you have those two options. To be against tariffs means there WILL be income tax because Washington is going to get its money.

2)
The arguments for Free Trade can also be applied to the Free movement of capital and the free movement labor. By accepting the premise of Free Trade you are inevitably accepting Open Borders and mass migrations.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 08, 2018 03:06 AM (aqpW6)

839
2) We didn't have a Pacific War Crimes Tribunal as was held at Nuremburg, which leads to;

3) Many Japanese view their soldiers in WWII as heroic, not brutal beasts, with rehabilitation ongoing;

4) Most importantly, the atomic bombings are not viewed through the
lens of Japanese aggression/atrocities, like the rape of Nanking, but
rather an atrocity in its own right.

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Yes. This drives me crazy. The lack of an accounting. The burial in memory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 03:09 AM (13CQC)

840 >>>836
Japan stuff to long to quote.
Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)
__________
That is very interesting and its unfortunate many Japanese don't know the history of WW2.

What happens if you imagine that allowing the Japanese to maintain a sense of national honor post world war 2, unlike Germany, prevented them from putting up a Merkel-esque "Shithole Migrants Welcome" sign? In Kanji.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 08, 2018 03:15 AM (aqpW6)

841 Yes. This drives me crazy. The lack of an accounting. The burial in memory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 03:09 AM (13CQC)

Even Hideki Tojo is being rehabilitated.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y92cf3rn

Japanese film makes Tojo a hero Movie: Conservative elements in Japan provide a warm reception for the cinematic rewriting of history, but foreign governments protest.

Sun Journal

May 30, 1998 By Jon Herskovitz, SPECIAL TO THE SUN

TOKYO -- A major Japanese movie studio has rehabilitated Japan's World War II prime minister, Gen. Hideki Tojo, in a film that shows the convicted war criminal as a misunderstood hero who was made a fall guy by the U.S. occupation force.

The movie, called "Pride -- The Fateful Moment," opened last weekend in 145 theaters -- 50 years after Tojo was hanged for war crimes.

The Japanese studio that produced the film, Toei Co., said it was made "to correct mistaken perceptions about General Tojo." Its advertising promoted the movie as a struggle between Tojo and America, "a solitary battle for the pride of the Japanese nation."

China and North Korea have officially denounced the film as a historical whitewash, but it was hailed by conservative factions in Japan that have long argued that the country's militarism was a self-defense mechanism to thwart Western imperialism.

--SNIP--

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:21 AM (Y8PSl)

842 There was a Far Eastern Military Tribunal, and also tribunals in the Philippines and I believe Singapore. The story of Tojo's flight, his bungled suicide attempt, and capture - and the melodrama of his wife's pleas for mercy after he was condemned by the tribunal - is quite something. Some consider the Philippines tribunal to have cut some corners and be less than up to standard.

Overall the question of Japanese views of the war is a bit complicated.

As a practical and strategic matter, the crushing defeat destroyed militarism even before our Occupation formally imposed pacifism, both in outlook and law. Which worked spectacularly in the ensuing decades where the Cold War division of labor had the US handling most of the security duties vs. the USSR and China.

Times change. Generational change, North Korean and Chinese behavior, and US weakness under Obama, all accelerated Japanese attitude shift to a more normal zone. Not the slightest bit of war fever. But also very little of the stupid, disgraceful, sidelines nitpicking and moralizing about US military operations that have demeaned Europe and others the last 60 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2018 03:21 AM (QDnY+)

843 Sharing The One Cell I bet those dudes can totally shred

Posted by: Rich at December 08, 2018 03:24 AM (shwJB)

844 North Korea

Uh, they have no moral high ground to complain at the moment. Compare and contrast Imperial Japan and modern day North Korea would be interesting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 08, 2018 03:25 AM (WNAuL)

845 Japan is likely wrong in one way that they don't have enough shame in their involvement in WW 2. And Germany is likely wrong the other way. Too much shame to the point that they have rejected almost all national pride of any kind. Doesn't even seem like they are willing to celebrate something like their ancestors victory over the Romans.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 08, 2018 03:27 AM (MUBj4)

846 2nd guy from left is real life Beavis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2018 03:29 AM (vHf5F)

847 Japan stuff to long to quote.

Now that's funny!

What happens if you imagine that allowing the Japanese to maintain a sense of national honor post world war 2, unlike Germany, prevented them from putting up a Merkel-esque "Shithole Migrants Welcome" sign? In Kanji.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 08, 2018 03:15 AM (aqpW6)

I honestly don't think that would have happened, considering the historical differences between Germany and Japan. Japan has always been xenophobic, not opening their island to outsiders until Matthew Perry sailed into Tokyo harbor in 1853; one could say that was the origin of 'gunboat diplomacy'. Japan was isolated, being an island and all, while Germany was smack dab in the middle of many European wars, literally and figuratively.

An interesting historical 'What if?' question, though.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:31 AM (Y8PSl)

848
What happens if you imagine that allowing the
Japanese to maintain a sense of national honor post world war 2, unlike
Germany, prevented them from putting up a Merkel-esque "Shithole
Migrants Welcome" sign? In Kanji.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 08, 2018 03:15 AM (aqpW6

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Good question. What happens with me is that as long as they're allowed to keep their emperor, they'll keep their sense of national honor that will prevent them from welcoming "refugees" from shithole countries.

You'd think a people arrogant and vain enough to produce the Third Reich would also somehow keep its sense of national honor even in defeat, but I don't know the Germans much. Maybe they did preserve a sense of national honor for a while and the self-destruction happening there now is some new disease that's gripped the West.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 03:37 AM (13CQC)

849 test

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 08, 2018 03:39 AM (mpXpK)

850 look at any toyota commercial of fred izusu that will tell you what the japs think of us.

Posted by: ramondo at December 08, 2018 03:40 AM (lgLw+)

851
Even Hideki Tojo is being rehabilitated.

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omg, that's maddening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 03:41 AM (13CQC)

852 Let me just add, I think Japan is one of our best allies, both in trade and militarily, not perfect, mind you. Do I trust Japan in the future not to regress back to imperial ways? Again, I don't think so but, as you say Rhomboid, times change and anything can happen.

I will take the Japan of today, no doubt. But I do understand the trepidations of the Koreas, China and the countries of southeast Asia when it comes to Japan enlarging their military, specifically their navy. And a large part of their trepidation comes from the Japanese having a tendency to think themselves blameless in WWII.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:43 AM (Y8PSl)

853 Anything good new (new good ?) out on ppv this week?

Posted by: MovieBuffinTraining at December 08, 2018 03:52 AM (E/U1b)

854 ramondo blows goats by preference.

I don't know if y'all knew that, but he does. Seriously... the guy loves goat cock. It's an illness, really. He can't help himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2018 03:53 AM (vHf5F)

855 The arguments for Free Trade can also be applied to the Free movement of capital and the free movement labor. By accepting the premise of Free Trade you are inevitably accepting Open Borders and mass migrations.

Why? People and free trade aren't the same thing. Trade, the economy, the government... it's all there to serve the people. Who are already here. Not random people around the world.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2018 03:57 AM (h2Bdk)

856 Anything good new (new good ?) out on ppv this week?

Posted by: MovieBuffinTraining at December 08, 2018 03:52 AM (E/U1b)

'Hillary the Queen'. Available on ppv for the low price of a $10,000 donation to the Clinton Cash Cow Fund. The scene of her baking cookies is a nice touch.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2018 03:57 AM (Y8PSl)

857 Posted by: David Prince at December 08, 2018 12:33 AM (JkygK)

Glad you've put your link in your nic. That's enough. People will find you.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 03:59 AM (GkIz4)

858 The problem with free trade isn't that countries can take advantage of each other. The problem is it increases class disparities within countries. Even without free movement of labor, with free trade companies can engage in labor arbitrage.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2018 03:59 AM (h2Bdk)

859 So is "free-trade" kinda like smart-speak for no import taxes ?

I don't know anyone who likes taxes. No brainer

Posted by: OntCreatorinTraining at December 08, 2018 04:06 AM (E/U1b)

860 816 Well at least in the episode I'm watching, a young woman ate a bottle of sleeping pills and was stone motionless for hours and Mannix ran into the room and shook her and slapped her cheek a little and yelled "Wake up!" and she did.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 02:25 AM (13CQC)

That's nice. Thanks.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 04:11 AM (GkIz4)

861
That's nice. Thanks.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 04:11 AM (GkIz4)

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I think I'm done with Mannix. I tried a Columbo but couldn't make it to the end. I don't think I'm cut out for 70s t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 04:14 AM (13CQC)

862 I think I'm done with Mannix. I tried a Columbo but couldn't make it to the end. I don't think I'm cut out for 70s t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 04:14 AM (13CQC)

---
communist.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2018 04:21 AM (YtJs4)

863 862 I think I'm done with Mannix. I tried a Columbo but couldn't make it to the end. I don't think I'm cut out for 70s t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 04:14 AM (13CQC)

---
communist.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2018 04:21 AM (YtJs4)

Okay, coffee all over my screen.
He's right, you know.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 04:23 AM (GkIz4)

864 Morning all. I hate when I wake up this early. That said:

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So is "free-trade" kinda like smart-speak for no import taxes ?

I don't know anyone who likes taxes. No brainer
Posted by: OntCreatorinTraining at December 08, 2018 04:06 AM (E/U1b)

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There can not exist free trade without fair trade. That is, we echo your tariff policies. 40% tariff on steel? Fine, right back atcha. 200% tariff on milk? Here ya go.

As the world's largest consumer country, we are disproportionately hit by tariffs. All PDT is doing though is turning their policies right back around on them, and adjusting what is subject to tariffs to reflect the impact it has on us.

He is doing Business 101 stuff, while he understands grad school level from Wharton business level actions.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 08, 2018 04:26 AM (ffYR/)

865 I'll repeat this in the course of the day. The Kindle Daily Deals has many of JRR Tolkien's books on sale for $2.99 each. Besides LOTR and The Hobbit, they also offer collected Letters of JRR Tolkien,
Letters From Father Christmas (a delight), and most of the other books associated with Middle Earth. I have all of these in hardback but at this price I will have ereader backups. It's cheap convenience for a Tolkien fanatic.

I can go months without anything of interest on the Kindle Daily Deals but today is a treasure trove.

Just FYI.

Posted by: JTB at December 08, 2018 04:32 AM (bmdz3)

866 So but I mean if this is literally a single variable study between 2 assumed know economically complex systems... why is there so much disagreement in the future outcome?

I don't think it can get any less simpler than a single variable (never good at math I must admit)

Posted by: OntApprentice at December 08, 2018 04:35 AM (E/U1b)

867 I don't think it can get any less simpler than a single variable (never good at math I must admit)

Posted by: OntApprentice at December 08, 2018 04:35 AM (E/U1b)

Math class is tough.

Posted by: Barbie Ocassional-Cortex Communist Dipshit at December 08, 2018 04:41 AM (8iiMU)

868
communist.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 08, 2018 04:21 AM (YtJs4
=====

Hey, I'm Blonde *Morticia.* 60s t.v.

hippie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 04:42 AM (13CQC)

869 Hey, I'm Blonde *Morticia.* 60s t.v.

hippie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2018 04:42 AM (13CQC)

Do you have flowers in your hair?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 04:43 AM (8iiMU)

870 Well, I just stopped in to empty the ashtrays, throw out the empty bottles and put the coffee on.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 04:51 AM (6dEJQ)

871 King Tut, from Batman, is a character on this episode of 77 Sunset Strip.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 08, 2018 04:53 AM (8iiMU)

872 If economists disagree on single variable perturbations then I ask how useful is this field. Some have nobel prizes and chant well known hymns. What is their worth?

Posted by: OntAppre tice at December 08, 2018 04:56 AM (E/U1b)

873 866 So but I mean if this is literally a single variable study between 2 assumed know economically complex systems... why is there so much disagreement in the future outcome?
Posted by: OntApprentice at December 08, 2018 04:35 AM (E/U1b)

It depends on what you think is most important. People who crunch the numbers generally agree the most beneficial thing is to trade with everyone no matter what their tariff policies are. Most beneficial, that is, to GDP.

But as I noted before, trade doesn't affect everybody equally. There are winners and losers, and the people who generally win are the people who can afford to engage in international trade. "On average" everyone is better off, but that average hides a set of problems.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 08, 2018 04:58 AM (h2Bdk)

874 Well if people are deciding now, with the current tarriffs, that it's not beneficial to trade with China... do I need a Nobel laureate to drop me the knowledge but it can be seen?

Have any Nobel laureates come down on the side of tariffs ?

Posted by: Apprentice at December 08, 2018 05:04 AM (E/U1b)

875 800's, ok.

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:07 AM (/rm4P)

876 Morning, Skip

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 05:10 AM (6dEJQ)

877 Ahh, I see why now

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:11 AM (/rm4P)

878 Dude #2 is definitely the brains of the outfit

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:12 AM (/rm4P)

879
I think they're all quite handsome.

Paulina Porizkova

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 05:13 AM (e7O7B)

880 1st guy on drums, 3rd is guitar and 4 is bass guitar, Brains does vocals and guitar

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:14 AM (/rm4P)

881 I should get up, blueberry pancakes might be on the menu

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:17 AM (/rm4P)

882
Americans want to walk their dogs, not eat them.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 05:19 AM (e7O7B)

883 I have burned the oatmeal, getting distracted in another room. What an idiot.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 05:20 AM (5k7/f)

884 Good morning all. Had some guffaws with the band names:

Earth, Wind, and Thalidomide
InBread
Rage Against My Genes
REO Methwagon
Loggins & My Penis
Nine Inch Foreheads
Lynrd Skyntag

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 08, 2018 05:26 AM (kQs4Y)

885 Bevis and the Pinheads

Posted by: Dan D Martin at December 08, 2018 05:28 AM (xmMgZ)

886 The VDH and Klavan articles brought up that gets ignored here. To many people who aren't leftists, Trump's style DOES hurt him. It goes further, some who support him are embarrassed by it. My wife feels like that, and in my experience, many women are especially prone to. (I'm not sure that, without the Kavanaugh hearings, she'd have bothered to vote.)

We, too, live in a bubble here. And insisting on MAGA purity makes no more sense to me than it does when the libertarians and neocons do the same.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 08, 2018 05:32 AM (VaN/j)

887 Wondering if those guys looked normal in junior high, and then got into meth. It had to involve meth, I'm thinking.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 05:32 AM (5k7/f)

888 Man, how long has it been since I've seen Down and Out in Beverly Hills?

I am so hopelessly out of date I thought of Boudu Saved from Drowning.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 08, 2018 05:34 AM (VaN/j)

889 There definitely are drugs involved from early age, or inbreading for 3 generations and drugs.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:35 AM (/rm4P)

890
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2018 05:37 AM (KCxzN)

891 One thing I've noticed is that people talking about Afghanistan never seem to remember the invasions that won. OK, we can't get away with the methods of Alexander or Genghis Khan. But the 2nd Afghan War was a British victory, after the usual initial embarrassments.

They went in without any intent of civilizing the Afghans. All they were after was what we would now call "regime change", to wit, Sher Ali had to go. Pick someone else to be your Tyrant of the Week.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 08, 2018 05:38 AM (VaN/j)

892 g'morin' everyone !

daybydaycartoon.com is pretty on point this morning.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2018 05:41 AM (mfOi4)

893 I gotta get moving, but its cold out there

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:43 AM (/rm4P)

894 893 I gotta get moving, but its cold out there
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:43 AM (/rm4P)

"Say, what's in that drink?"

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 05:48 AM (5k7/f)

895 891: well, ok. sometimes invasions of afghanistan work out. i learned something.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2018 05:49 AM (Pg+x7)

896 ... looks like it's going to be a good day.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 08, 2018 05:50 AM (Pg+x7)

897
The Marfan Band

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 08, 2018 05:51 AM (e7O7B)

898 Last!

Got to sleep in today.

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2018 05:54 AM (9t5k1)

899 Lets get to 900

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:55 AM (/rm4P)

900 900 is a good round number

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:56 AM (/rm4P)

901
Lets get to 900

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2018 05:55 AM

OK

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 08, 2018 05:56 AM (KCxzN)

902 Well done, Skip.

Posted by: fluffy at December 08, 2018 05:58 AM (9t5k1)

903 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 08, 2018 05:58 AM (mfOi4)

904 EMT up.

Posted by: m at December 08, 2018 05:58 AM (5k7/f)

905 The Frogs are on the march already. They want Macron out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2018 05:59 AM (6dEJQ)

906 Klaven in a genius!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2018 06:03 AM (JFO2v)

907 Bevis and the Buttheads

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 08, 2018 06:20 AM (yScAF)

908 Itty Bitty Brain Band

Posted by: Scottsdog at December 08, 2018 08:28 AM (ZOCiK)

909 Georgia Sodomites

Posted by: TimInVirginia at December 08, 2018 08:34 AM (9s0En)

910 U2

Posted by: ronsfi at December 08, 2018 10:42 AM (N0xgg)

911 Looking at that map, living in Canada and after going to Walmart the other day, it's already happening.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 08, 2018 11:07 AM (XHdLb)

912 " Thoughts?"
Not any more. That picture took are of that. Total fuse blower.

Posted by: timactual at December 08, 2018 11:29 AM (Enm32)

913 I have never understood the charge that an expectation of trade equality between nations is somehow a compromise of the principles of free trade (?)

Posted by: DWC Lurker at December 09, 2018 05:48 PM (hqgb1)

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