aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Bridezilla Has Bizarre Dress Requirements for Those Attending Her Wedding
Princess likes what she likes.
There's yet another New York Times article about the fad that's sweeping low-T men of both the progressive and RINO variety: Having another man sleep with your wife. This article, however, opens up whole new vistas of cuckery:this column ends with her husband literally building a cuckshed in the backyard so his wife's boyfriend can sleep in his bed https://t.co/Bsc8LAYwNh
— J.G. Simonson, CEO, CuckShed Industries (@SaysSimonson) December 7, 2018
The internet has been won.
— Dawn M Gibson (@DawnMGibson) December 7, 2018
Seal slapping kayaker w/octopus, go home.
Cute otters, you've had a good run/frolic.
Behold the glorious horror of the architectural #BloodClot.
A man coughed one up in shape of airway it'd blocked https://t.co/eEPxRG8pP7#SpoonieChat #LupusChat
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:17 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:18 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Grunt2Jag at December 07, 2018 07:18 PM (uq0D4)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:18 PM (dtPtV)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:19 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:19 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:19 PM (WqPYg)
Must have been at just the right stage of clot consolidation where it maintained elasticity while solidifying. Fascinating.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (dtPtV)
Posted by: Jim at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (oVNRG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (7sv/n)
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Clot Fucker at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (+hvx5)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 07:21 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 07:21 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 07:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 07:21 PM (tYPH9)
Speaking of Kurt, now need to go check out the link about the octopus ...
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (oVNRG)
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (zLDYs)
Bunk.
Posted by: Clot Fucker at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (+hvx5)
*checks style guide*
That should be "brick cuckshed".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mercenary13 at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (HRIOX)
https://twitter.com/kaijubushi/status/1071154135267971072
Twitter sucks, but users like Kaiju make it tolerable.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (cAnNx)
___________
He's dead, so probably not.
What's easier than not having to breathe at all?!
Posted by: laziness at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (APISg)
Better him than us. I'd rather be Insomniac level of bitter than have a cuck-shed on my property.
And the blood clot isn't even the most yuchko story here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: RoboAce at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:24 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Cuckshed my ass.
It's called a shallow grave, and they'll both fit after they get chopped up with a shovel.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 07, 2018 07:24 PM (TUU1F)
But, probably not. He'll be making his own cuckshack in a few years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 07:24 PM (oVNRG)
"Smash is better with friends: A gamer's guide to finding companionship in the men smashing your spouse"
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (dtPtV)
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Spoken like a true doctor.
I'll be over here in the corner hurling.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (dtPtV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (xPl2J)
What do you bet that it has closed circuit TV to the bedroom?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: School of Journalism at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (APISg)
Of course - and this did actually surprise me, so science needs to investigate - Tillerson has no business trashing Trump.
WTFFFF with almost everyone in the public sphere for many years now? Zero class, zero judgement, teenage temperament. Didn't think a Big Oil big guy would follow this path. Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Captain Rumbelly at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (ET9Qs)
Some say I like having shrimp on the Lido Deck or enjoy hearing the boat horn, but the truth is, I cruise because I'm terrible at building sheds.
Posted by: Bill Kristol 🚢 at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM
Or as he refers to it, the wheel house. Sounds better that way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (UdKB7)
Good comment/nick combo, here.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:27 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hands at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (aKsyK)
The 21st Century!
brought to you by the How To Manual "Brave New World".
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zombie HP Lovecraft at December 07, 2018 07:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 07:29 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 07, 2018 07:29 PM (4thlk)
And it would be body temperature when it came out too! Smelling like blood, lung snot and lactate...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:29 PM (dtPtV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Sounds like a factory-ordered psychopath.
Posted by: Kyrstol's wife at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (7sv/n)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
So the Handmadian's tale is a story about women held prisoner and forced to submit to multiple men but this story is about powerful women who keep a stud farm of stallions?
Maybe not stallions; probably more like dogs.
Ok then.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (sf1AO)
Payless set up an experiment a while ago, where they opened an "exclusive" boutique in L.A., called it something like "Palessi" and sold a bunch of their cheapo shoes to "influencers" while pricing them as if they were Louboutin-type shoes (starting at $800, and going up to thousands). The suckers came in and bought up the shoes while gushing about how great they were, because they --like many people-- don't know shit except labels, and they assumed that because the shoes were high-priced and they'd received an engraved invitation to come to a ritzy-looking boutique, the shoes must be good.
I bet this bridezilla dummy would have crammed her shopping bag full. Some people just have no sense.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (7sv/n)
Posted by: Colorado Al
well, in fairness, he gets to watch the bull humiliate mommy too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (U5tDi)
*old timey announcer voice*
GREAT MOMENTS IN CUCKOLDRY: THE RISE OF THE PAOLO!
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=357960
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (t+qrx)
If not disagreeing but, that come out of nowhere.
Or was it prompted by the clot?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Surfperch, the Embioticid Wonder at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM
Dog disappears and shocks everyone when it comes back 3 years later.
Doctors horrified when they removed this..
Remember her? You should see how she looks now!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:32 PM (nAeGR)
I used to watch 'em through the glass
Well I'd stand outside at closing time
Just to watch her walk on past
Posted by: Cuck-A-Doodle Groom at December 07, 2018 07:32 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:33 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 07, 2018 07:22 PM (oVNRG)
Your confidence thag the husband has biological children is insanely optimistic.
I am perpetually amused, of course. Ladies, do you think such a "man" will prevent your rape when the Bad Times start? Hell, they'll probably be making sandwiches for the rape gangs.
Every time I read an article glorifying cuckery or police passivity during a school shooting, my confidence only increases. These people cannot possibly stand up to any violent pressure, much less civil war. Lucretia handled the theeat of violence with more dignity than the average low-T manlet, never mind Brutus the avenger.
Posted by: trev006 at December 07, 2018 07:33 PM (qqEFK)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:34 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:34 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Basement Cat at December 07, 2018 07:35 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 07, 2018 07:35 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:34 PM (nAeGR)
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Don't we have enough books about Hillary?
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:35 PM (WqPYg)
Looks like it was down both mainstem bronchi so he was hacking, suffocating, thrashing in panic, rapidly turning purple. You could see the terror and pleading in his eyes as he reaches out, begging you, begging...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:36 PM (dtPtV)
In honor of Pearl Harbor day picked this jem
https://youtu.be/yLA7SvOZ2H8
Victory at Sea
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:36 PM (/rm4P)
"Coughing that up indicated he was way farther down the drain than we thought... and also he's dead now....but that sure is a cool picture"
Posted by: Downcast at December 07, 2018 07:36 PM (6AxAU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (yQpMk)
--
"We really couldn't figure out what was wrong with him until he died."
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Guy that Tells the Punchline at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (pw+jk)
maybe by suede she means seat covers from a 79s dodge?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:37 PM (nAeGR)
I remember watching This Old Cuckshed on WGBH when I was little.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:33 PM (bUjCl)
Yeah, I'd rather see the ottoman dude than that blood clot.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:39 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:39 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (bUjCl)
I though that was what the proverbial doghouse was for.
Posted by: Downcast at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (6AxAU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:34 PM (nAeGR)
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Don't we have enough books about Hillary?
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:35 PM
Not a book, a movie. See if you like it so far. Hillary drinks so much scotch that it thins her blood sooo much she finally expels the offending clot in one giant coughing fit. Suddenly it leaps from her mouth. She smiles for the first time in three years. She looks at it like a proud mother. I will call you Huma! Now, go do my bidding! As it leaves it's host if finds it's first victim. Bill. The former president is overcome as the clot latches onto his face....
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (nAeGR)
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A designer who figured out that if he made the soles of his shoes red, and priced them really high, he could get lots of very stupid women to buy them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (fqUgw)
The wife has her She Shed and hubby doesn't even get a man cave any longer, he gets a shed from Home Depot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl)
today we are going to be installing a new screen door on this shed, so while some herd of bulls is up in you bedroom banging your wife like a screen door in a hurricane, you will be able to have a nice breeze going through your cuckshed while you drink your white zinfandel and listen in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (MTjB1)
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The "dog house" is for real men that have rightfully pissed off their wife/girlfriend. Oh and the wife/girlfriend will cook them breakfast in the morning because they are real men.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: butch at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 07:30 PM (7sv/n)
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I had forgotten (until hearing this morning a replay of an old interview with 41's biographer, Jon Meacham) that, in addition to Trump's putdowns of Yeb!, the Bush clan also hated Trump because he was a visceral reminder of the populist outsider Perot -- who of course had cost 41 his re-election.
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (NLLmE)
maybe by suede she means seat covers from a 79s dodge?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
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I agree. It has to be a joke. Aside from the cost being off, who the heck wears velvet and suede in Hawaii, on the beach in Louboutins no less? Nope. Fake news.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (bUjCl)
routinely occur in diphtheria - but as a fibrinous exudate called a pseudomembrane.
It grows across the trachea eventually, slowly choking
the patient to death, if the diphtheria toxin hasn't
already killed them.
The other pseudomembranous infection is 'C. diff' colitis (Clostridium difficile) - a notorious diarrhea of hoitalized patients.
You're welcome.
I'll be here all weekend.
You're a great audience.
Posted by: retropox at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (8yJxD)
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (MTjB1)
Is a little ol' place where
You ain't gettin' any
Cuck shack, Baby!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 07:42 PM (0bu2O)
My wife is a ho
She sleeps about twenty
So come on! And bring your used box money!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (bUjCl)
I get that a lot.
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: eleven
Well, sure. Some wasabi (the real stuff not that green crap), bonito flakes for some umami, a scattering of black sesame seeds...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (dtPtV)
"tenants' rights movement for cuckshed dwellers when"
"you, idiot: the future of america is vast urban hellscapes of corporate-owned favelas
me, genius: vast urban areas filled with DIY cucksheds built from parts delivered by amazon drones"
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (kHwSu)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:44 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: bluebell at D
yeah. but it is funnyish.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM (MTjB1)
routinely occur in diphtheria - but as a fibrinous exudate called a pseudomembrane.
It grows across the trachea eventually, slowly choking
the patient to death, if the diphtheria toxin hasn't
already killed them.
The other pseudomembranous infection is 'C. diff' colitis (Clostridium difficile) - a notorious diarrhea of hoitalized patients.
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That is some funny shit there. I laughed until I coughed up a giant fossilized blood clot.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)
Hillary drinks so much scotch that it thins her blood sooo much she
finally expels the offending clot in one giant coughing fit. Suddenly it
leaps from her mouth. She smiles for the first time in three years. She
looks at it like a proud mother. I will call you Huma! Now, go do my
bidding! As it leaves it's host if finds it's first victim. Bill. The
former president is overcome as the clot latches onto his face....
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (nAeGR)
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This is good. Of course, I was expecting the offending clot to be expelled from her rear during the giant coughing fit. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:41 PM
I always laugh at those shows. They spend 40K for some little piece of shit on a trailer. I've got ice fishing houses bigger than that. Yea, you might as well throw in the divorce attorney with the tiny house. Maybe if you were in AZ or something but I am trying to imagine spending 6 months of winter cooped up in one of those little nightmares. Yea, not a fucking chance.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:46 PM (bUjCl)
_________________
Yep, and she wants the men to wear "purple fuzzy jacket; soda hat (WTF is that?); all white trainers; and plain glow sticks."
So what photo effect is she going for here? An illuminated Barney the Dinosaur convention?
And she wants the women (under 160 pounds) to wear green velvet sweaters and orange suede pants? Who even sells green velvet sweaters or orange suede pants? And why would anybody pay to buy ugly shit like that that they'd never ever wear again? And again, what kind of visual effect is she trying to create with these colors? She wants her female guests to look like something her cat vomited up?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 07:46 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 07:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:47 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 07:47 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Maxwell Boot at December 07, 2018 07:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM (nAeGR)
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Especially when you can buy a nice, used 2 br travel trailer for about 10k.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 07:47 PM (ffYR/)
diphtheria is an original old iron-jawed, brass-mounted,
copper-bellied corpse-maker.
Posted by: retropox at December 07, 2018 07:47 PM (8yJxD)
Hillary drinks so much scotch that it thins her blood sooo much she
finally expels the offending clot in one giant coughing fit. Suddenly it
leaps from her mouth. She smiles for the first time in three years. She
looks at it like a proud mother. I will call you Huma! Now, go do my
bidding! As it leaves it's host if finds it's first victim. Bill. The
former president is overcome as the clot latches onto his face....
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:40 PM (nAeGR)
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This is good. Of course, I was expecting the offending clot to be expelled from her rear during the giant coughing fit. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM
I am open to that and willing to make this a group effort. From the AOS cookbook to the screen play of Clotnado! The Story of Hillay's revenge! Everytime Clotnado takes revenge and sucks the life out of Hillary's next victim it get's bigger and more powerful!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at D
lol. icehouses done well are a great place to spend the weekend.
the other funny thing is that the tiny housers start off talking about how they want to downsize and save money so they can do whatever. then they spend double or more what it would cost them to buy a regular trailer to get something that is less useful than a regular. even worse, they likely had to pay for it out of their savings.
too cool to be smart.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
'The Hand'
http://tinyurl.com/y9elbpqh
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 07:49 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)
Like money?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (U5tDi)
...and it starts to make sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es1yTuF-npg
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (ITvKk)
same here.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 07:45 PM
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The trick is to get those clots to go half out the mouth and half out the anus. Experts, like The Rick Wilson know how. Fucking bastards won't tell the proles how to split a clot.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (pw+jk)
I'm thinking the white cap worn by old-time soda jerks.
That's all I got.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)
THIS, but people in general, collectively and individually, and also I'm not very bright or motivated and my grades were kind of shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:50 PM (U5tDi)
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I know! Happy Anniversary!! Man, what a crazy idea was that?!
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (Vf4Y7)
I didn't become a doctor because I don't like sick people or the gross stuff that comes out of them.
same here.
And my grades were terrible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (LsBY9)
the other funny thing is that the tiny housers start off talking about how they want to downsize and save money so they can do whatever. then they spend double or more what it would cost them to buy a regular trailer to get something that is less useful than a regular. even worse, they likely had to pay for it out of their savings.
too cool to be smart.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:48 PM
I have a buddy that has a luxury ice house and it has a gad fireplace, satellite radio, flatscreen, PS4. gas stove, microwave and indoor can. It's nicer than my first apartment, and bigger I think. We spent Superbowl weekend in it a few years back I think we even caught some fish too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:52 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (MVjcR)
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Don't look at me.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:52 PM (U5tDi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSw79yRnDVs&t=90s
The fascinating thing is this 'guy' is willing to go on video to complete his humiliation for all the world to see. Oh, and he and wifey have a child.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 07:52 PM (Z4rgH)
"Happy anniversary to you
Happy anniversary to you
Happy anniversary Bluebell and Weasel
Happy anniversary to YOUUUU !"
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:52 PM (bUjCl)
yeah, people could buy their first home for what they are spending on the wedding.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
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What do you call the person at the bottom of their class in Med School? Doctor.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 07:53 PM (ffYR/)
I'm thinking the white cap worn by old-time soda jerks.
That's all I got.
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Remember those hats that old ladies used to crochet out of yarn and empty beer cans? That's the visual I was getting, except with Pepsi or Mountain Dew cans instead of beer cans.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 07:53 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:51 PM (MVjcR)
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Don't look at me.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 07:52 PM (U5tDi)
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You should have probably laughed and said NO! What's wrong with you anyway?
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:54 PM (MVjcR)
The JP married us between hearing parking violation cases. We went to Taste of Texas at Memorial City for lunch afterwards. 25 years in February.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 07:54 PM (LsBY9)
The clot is more to my liking than the cuckshed.
That somehow reminds me, didn't murder-suicides used to be a thing?
Get on the social media site that doesn't ban conservatives, join the AoS Moron Horde on Gab.com:
https://tinyurl.com/ybxah6js
Posted by: Monty James at December 07, 2018 07:54 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: ronsfi at December 07, 2018 07:55 PM (N0xgg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at D
lol. we may have the same buddy. when knox lumber was a thing my buddy and i designed the ice fishing house of all time. we were showing the design to the guy at the help counter to order the lumber and he said "you will need a d8 to get this thing on the ice and you are only going to be able to use it one fishing season because you will never get it off."
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Guy that Tells the Punchline at December 07, 2018 07:55 PM (pw+jk)
Is a little ol' place where
You...can send your husband...
Cuck Shed, bayyybeeee...
Posted by: antisocialist at December 07, 2018 07:56 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 07:56 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:56 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 07:56 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2018 07:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2018 07:57 PM (+6jVU)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2018 07:58 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2018 07:58 PM (9t5k1)
Knox lumber, wow, that's a blast from the past. they went tits up like 20 years ago. Menards etc. took them out I think. My buddies house is on a frame he made with the crankdown wheels. Push a button, lower it and voila! It also has AC and can be used as a camper in the summer. I think he paid 30K for the damn thing, but man is it nice!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:58 PM (nAeGR)
You're stupid, stop being stupid with Cato's Guide To Preserving Dignity!
Our thirty VHS tape course (99.99 apiece) will cover such topics as:
Getting a divorce.
Coping with losing everything you ever loved due to a corrupt legal system.
Faking your death to get out of alimony payments.
Moving to the third world.
Bribing corrupt officials to make a "legitimate" ID for you.
Illegally immigrating back to the US, pocketing Soros money on the way, and making your ex's new boytoy support you with his tax dollars.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (R9+0K)
Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:57 PM (MTjB1)
Dextromethorphan is always a good idea, whatever the occasion.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
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Why not just change the name to Dr. Why?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:00 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Robotrippin'!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
Let's take an American woman, and then give her ultimate legal power to ruin you, whether by false witness, divorce court, or just being an all around scrunt and you have absolutely no recourse against it except divine providence.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 07, 2018 08:00 PM (+dsLj)
What denomination?
Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2018 07:58 PM (9t5k1)
I was going to make a crack about Unitarians but I hate to offend anyone....really I'm too drunk.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2018 08:01 PM (+6jVU)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
When I was stationed on Okinawa, the Japanese pharmacies sold this cough syrup called Bron. Over the counter codeine cough medicine. It was absolutely forbidden for GI's to even go into a Japanese pharmacy because of this stuff.
Posted by: antisocialist at December 07, 2018 08:03 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 07, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM
She also said yesterday there were three coasts in America. She's AOC's retarded granny.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:03 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM (hECVl)
San Fran Nan is SUCH a moral authority.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 07, 2018 08:03 PM (R9+0K)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM (hECVl)
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Then PDT can just station those 6k troops on the border, rotating them out. Not a thing Nanzi can do about that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:04 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:05 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at D
when we were designing it the trailer houses with the crank down wheels were just starting to come out.
most of the reason we wanted to build it was to have the fun of building it. even there though. the modern metal and plastic ice house that are commercially built were light years ahead of what we could do.
would have been fun but stupid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 08:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 08:05 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 07:54 PM (MVjcR)
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I'm a Red Sox fan.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM
She also said yesterday there were three coasts in America.
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North, south, and west. She's a geographical oddity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (+y/Ru)
And there's hipsters that would try to live in one and pay 40K to do it! I really missed my calling. I could be building shit and fleecing progressives out of money.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (nAeGR)
What about blood sausage lung chorizo? A half dozen eggs, chiles, cilantro?
Mmm-Mmm!
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 08:07 PM (Z9C5C)
I'm a Red Sox fan.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (U5tDi)
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Well I'm glad you didn't! We should try and have lunch before Christmas.
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
North, south, and west. She's a geographical oddity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM
I have some ocean front property in northern Minnesota, let me know if you'd like to by a parcel. I can get you a hell of a deal.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:08 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 08:08 PM (kHwSu)
Huma! Come look at what was blocking my colon! ...and large intestine.
Posted by: Hillary! at December 07, 2018 08:09 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
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Only if you let me pay this time!
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 08:09 PM (U5tDi)
Only if you let me pay this time!
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 08:09 PM (U5tDi)
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It's my turn!
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:10 PM (MVjcR)
_ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 08:12 PM (kHwSu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:12 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 08:13 PM (2y6oq)
Let's hope the Supreme Court is finally going to do something about asset forfeiture, because right now the State of Indiana is basically claiming they can take anything they want away from you for any crime, no matter how minor:
(link to Forbes)
https://tinyurl.com/y7e3c4mt
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 08:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 08:15 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:12 PM (nAeGR)
This is just and fair. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:15 PM (NWiLs)
"Always Marry the fat ugly girl, because you will not care when she leaves."
Posted by: Picric at December 07, 2018 08:15 PM (nonGu)
Though, I have to wonder why the husband didn't start making an exit plan when she first brought up the "sex on the side" suggestion.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 08:16 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:16 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:12 PM (nAeGR)
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Is that two lunches, or one lunch and we both pay?
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
(link to Forbes)
https://tinyurl.com/y7e3c4mt
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 08:13 PM (miE9U)
I've seen where Indiana ranks in the top ten for personal liberty.
Just shows how bad the rest are.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2018 08:06 PM (U5tDi)
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That's okay, bluebell, everyone has their faults.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
I want piece of this action. Where we going?
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 08:19 PM (nAeGR)
Bill "Two Cucksheds" Kristol
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 08:19 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
I want piece of this action. Where we going?
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)
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Undisclosed location. We could tell you....
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
I want piece of this action. Where we going?
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)
Wherever it is, they better have crayons for the placemats or I can't be held responsible for whatever happens.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Err, East Coast, West Coast, and Gulf Coast.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)
I want piece of this action. Where we going?
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)
Wherever it is, they better have crayons for the placemats or I can't be held responsible for whatever happens.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Oooo, I like the ones with connect the dot octopi!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sure my own state of California is horrible about it too...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2018 08:21 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:21 PM (/rm4P)
Wherever it is, they better have crayons for the placemats or I can't be held responsible for whatever happens.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
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Placemats have a little map of the Greek islands. You can use crayons to add the ancient seafaring trade routes.
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2018 08:02 PM
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A border wall is immoral, but congress spending $1 trillion+ more than it takes in in revenue every year, thereby piling trillions of dollars in debts on the heads of our children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren, in part so that we can fund the hundreds of billions of dollars in "free" shit and public services that illegal aliens suck up here every year, is not the least bit immoral.
No, burying our future generations under trillions of dollars in debt, so we can import more Dim voters who will keep corrupt and stupid bitches like Nancy in power, is good and noble and pure!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 08:22 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:22 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Yeah...we want that.
Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 08:23 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Matthew Hernandez at December 07, 2018 08:24 PM (S43mn)
I didn't think anything was more off-putting than Government Gone Rogue. I've been disabused of that notion.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 07, 2018 08:25 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: robo ace at December 07, 2018 08:26 PM (mfOi4)
*except those making the rules
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:26 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Matthew Hernandez at December 07, 2018 08:24 PM (S43mn)
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I keep forgetting that actual smart people are reading the blog.
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:27 PM (MVjcR)
You know what's immoral and a crime upon humanity? Nancy Pelosi determining morality.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 07, 2018 08:28 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
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Hey! I'm sitting Right. Here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:28 PM (ffYR/)
Does remind me of aluminum casting of fire ants excavating
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:28 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 08:29 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:28 PM (/rm4P)
That's right, it does a bit.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
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Just wanted to remove all doubt. Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:31 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Skip
Well you forgot the North Coast of America!!!
Cleveland! Cleveland rocks!
Well, that's their story, at least.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 07, 2018 08:31 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2018 08:32 PM (xzqr4)
Not technically a "wall" or physical border security issue - more a ridiculous asylum law/procedure, and lawless judiciary, and effectively complicit executive* issue.
Catch and release, notwithstanding certain presidential tweets, remains in effect - it's a function of the idiotic law and limited capacity for housing. Only question is %s, numbers. Have not seen any of those connected to the November record numbers - sort of expect BP union types to leak it, since at this point it is now conceivable Trump's DHS is trying to spike it.
And of course there appears Zero chance of anything being done about either physical border security, OR the asylum laws/procedures, for at least 2 years. It's possible the "courts" (this is now appropriate, as it has been for the "press" for some time) will at some point reverse the lawless usurpation that has blocked emergency directives aimed at preventing at least some of the asylum scamming.
Thanks, America!
* If the executive complies with any judicial ruling, however ridiculously baseless and unlawful, there is no upper limit on the audacity of the "courts" in their vandalism.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:33 PM (QDnY+)
It says that the patient did die.
Cast of the Right Bronchial Tree
http://bit.ly/2E5U4RU
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
Does remind me of aluminum casting of fire ants excavating
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 08:28 PM (/rm4P)
Yeah, but that's not gross.
Except to the ants.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Cast of the Right Bronchial Tree
http://bit.ly/2E5U4RU
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
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He probably took one look at that thing and shit himself to death.
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2018 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 08:35 PM (yQpMk)
Guys
Are we trapped in this thread? I think we're trapped in this thread. This is purgatory, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:37 PM (t+qrx)
Somebody burned down my husband's cuck shed.
(Speaker: Victor)
Nobody burned down my cuck shed, Cheryl.
(Disclaimer)
Fictionalization
(Speaker: Cheryl)
Well, your cuck shed's on fire.
(Speaker: Victor)
My cuck shed was struck by lightning.
(Image)
Cheryl talks into the phone.
(Speaker: Cheryl)
Zachary, is his cuck shed covered by State Farm?
(Image)
State Farm agent Zachary talks on phone to
Cheryl from his office.
(Speaker: Zachary)
His cuck shed's covered, Cheryl.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 07, 2018 08:38 PM (C1NyB)
Are we trapped in this thread? I think we're trapped in this thread. This is purgatory, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:37 PM (t+qrx)
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Probably so, until that ONT thingy comes up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)
Who knows, the last 2 years could be setting everyone up for a stunning surprise. But I doubt it. You'll get your galactic levels of federal spending, you'll get your *expanded* immigration in the form of H-1B rules, you'll get work requirements and other things removed from food stamp programs, heck - you'll even get "prison sentencing reform"!!!!, you'll all remember the Trump rally chants and bumper-stickers and yuuuuge polling numbers on that issue.
Border wall $$$? Asylum law changes? Slim chance.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2018 08:40 PM (KCxzN)
Seriously, I'm not saying that as a joke. Yes we laugh about no sex after marriage, but if my wife wants to have lots of sex after marriage but not with me, there's going to be lots of going loudly wrong right after that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 08:40 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
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Obama's "stimulus" has been fully funded every year since it was first introduced.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 08:41 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: JSchuler at December 07, 2018 08:41 PM (SmZQt)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)
I think you're right. Were we bad?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 07, 2018 08:42 PM (g0Lfb)
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Obama's "stimulus" has been fully funded every year since it was first introduced.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 07, 2018 08:41 PM (LX21o)
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Yep, a permanent $800 billion a year jump in spending that they do not have the balls to put in budgets.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:44 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)
I think you're right. Were we bad?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
Yes. But most others are worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe not for anyone visiting Paris for Christmas, though. Have friends who'll visit some Christmas markets in Germany later this month. Less envious than I would have been a while back. My first reaction was - "be vigilant" - real holiday spirit, huh?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)
I think you're right. Were we bad?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
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To be fair, Ace did crank them out today as RoboAce.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 08:45 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
I had to find the happy place, mashed that F5 key
'Relax' said my sexbot, 'We are programmed to receive.
You can comment any time you like, but you can never leave!'
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (LX21o)
I had to find the happy place, mashed that F5 key
'Relax' said my sexbot, 'We are programmed to receive.
You can comment any time you like, but you can never leave!'
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
*guitar solo*
*lights Bic*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
The drums have stopped!
I hear banjo music
Posted by: AltonJackson
Me too!
https://youtu.be/sbmpNsQOZd8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (WNAuL)
Cast of the Right Bronchial Tree
http://bit.ly/2E5U4RU
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
== quote:
he died from complications of heart failure
==
So heart failure, by itself, is not fatal ?
Good to know.
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 07, 2018 08:46 PM (LX21o)
How are you at soft shoe?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sensing lots of hats and no cattle in the next two years for Flyover Americans.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (6eEQ+)
Ahoy! You should see my cuckshed. It's fabulously appointed.
Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at December 07, 2018 08:48 PM (f1Vqw)
Any fun ideas on counter-punching the Left?
We need a chartered cruise ship to visit Cape Town, Durban, Port Elizabeth, & East London.
Take aboard South African farmers & family whose land is threatened by the South African government. This is inherently a conservative group.
Bring them to Vera Cruz. Any that cross the border into the US gets visa, a drivers license, a voter registration card, and are resettled in population diminished rural areas.
The next cruise, take SA city and town dwellers, and repeat the offer, but they are to go to purple cities and suburbs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 08:48 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at December 07, 2018 08:49 PM (Z9C5C)
Can we at least call it the "Glorious One-Year Plan IX"? I want to feel like I'm part of history.
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 08:49 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 07, 2018 08:50 PM (Ydn2k)
It's just over 2 weeks 'til Christmas. We need to get to get plans in place for black-bagging Insomniac to get him to Nurse Ratched for Christmas.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 07, 2018 08:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
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I like them on sandwiches with some lettuce and remoulade, but I have a hard time eating them plain. The little crispy fried eyestalks freak me out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 08:51 PM (LX21o)
Maybe Insomniac has plans for Christmas with his own children.
New years is a different story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 08:52 PM (hyuyC)
I hear banjo music
Posted by: AltonJackson
Me too!
https://youtu.be/sbmpNsQOZd8
No one is safe from the banjos.
https://youtu.be/sAWl5peI8HY
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 07, 2018 08:52 PM (0bu2O)
There hasn't been literally zero done on this issue - but net/net, damn little has been done. Aside from the crackdown on organized gangs and the worst felons ..... not sure much has been accomplished. But hard to say. DHS was starting to do some employer "audits" that would be the basis of enforcement action for illegal hires. But given the situation? Nothing remotely appropriate is being proposed or executed.
After last month, who thinks the responsible portion of the electorate has any more fight in them? Especially when their only vehicle is the GOP, which is dead set against responsible policies. Speed bump. And we were *this* close to turning it around.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sensing lots of hats and no cattle in the next two years for Flyover Americans.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 07, 2018 08:47 PM (6eEQ+)
All pick & no 'fro
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 08:54 PM (Izzlo)
A Virginia high school teacher who refused to refer to a transgender student as a boy, has been fired.
News outlets report that the West Point School Board voted unanimously Thursday to dismiss French teacher Peter Vlaming, 47, after a four-hour hearing that drew an overflow crowd.
The school system said in a statement that Vlaming was fired for insubordination.
Over the summer, the ninth-grade student's family informed the school system of the student's gender transition to male. The student wasn't involved in Thursday's hearing.
Witnesses described a "slip-up" when the student was about to run into a wall and Vlaming told others to stop "her."
When discussing the incident with administrators, Vlaming made it clear he would not use male pronouns, a stance that led to his suspension referral for disciplinary action.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 08:55 PM (2y6oq)
Insanity.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
A modest proposal: he refer to the student as the "mentally ill pervert in question."
I know. It's a gift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 08:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 08:55 PM (2y6oq)
Drops them britcheses!
Posted by: Hillbilly Gollum at December 07, 2018 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (p0nVR)
And of course I'm no longer holding my breath for the DOJ civil rights investigation promised by Sessions the day of. The one that surely would have been very bad news for the C'ville mayor, PD, and the ludicrous VA governor.
But not to worry. The new AG is steeped in the honorable traditions of the DOJ (what did they do, cryogenically preserve those traditions? don't seem to be a lot on display even now, 2 years into Trump)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (p0nVR)
Does he have an epic man-bun?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 08:58 PM (2y6oq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2018 08:55 PM (2y6oq)
Yep. Not unrelated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
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WE DEMAND YOU THINK CONSTANTLY ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER'S GENITALIA, HATER!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 08:58 PM (LX21o)
Please don't use "organized gangs" and "worst felons" in the same paragraph with "executed."
It just gets my hopes up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 08:59 PM (YqDXo)
For Jonestown. Or China during the Cultural Revolution. Or the early stages of Gleichschaltung in Nazi Germany (firing and social ostracism, camps and violence not yet standard).
Kinda get all choked up about 'merika at times like this. Special place.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:00 PM (QDnY+)
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WE DEMAND YOU THINK CONSTANTLY ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER'S GENITALIA, HATER!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 07, 2018 08:58 PM (LX21o)
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"I will refer to her as a boy after a successful addadicktomy procedure has been performed".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:01 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:01 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Don Henley at December 07, 2018 09:02 PM (miE9U)
Thought of you when I saw the glow in the dark soap, labeled U, Pt, Th & Pu, from United Nuclear. Be a great gift to the trans-actinide researcher.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (hyuyC)
Illegal Aliens
Muslim
Trans
Gay
Violent Felons
Black/Hispanic
Pedophiles
Violent Communist Dictators
Other Violent DictatorsRegular Dictators
Ugly Women
American Indians
Pretty Women
Dead People
Actual Aliens
Poisonous Animals
THE RUSSIANS
Everyone Else
Dead Republicans Wildcard (can fit anywhere)
Live RepublicansActual Conservatives
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (uEbPt)
'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:04 PM (QDnY+)
'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (1UZdv)
Imagine a boot, stamping on human genitalia of indeterminate sex, forever.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:04 PM (NWiLs)
-smak-
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (kHwSu)
honorable traditions of the DOJ (what did they do, cryogenically
preserve those traditions? don't seem to be a lot on display even now, 2
years into Trump)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)
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Most disappointing. I jokingly call for Kurt Schlichter to be the next A.G., but in all seriousness -- who would you choose (on assumption he/she could be confirmed)?
Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (hyuyC)
You're sure it wasn't from the Chernobyl Chamber of Commerce?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (/qEW2)
Lord help me, Tucker is interviewing a Green retard by the name of Josh Fox. Intelligence and honestly aren't his strong suits.
Posted by: Darth Randall
He's calling for a great leap forward jobs program for millions of workers to install solar and wind systems.
Probably with non powered hand tools.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
"Catcher in the Rye" is pablum for late adolescents, written by someone with a difficult and protracted adolescence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
Probably with non powered hand tools.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
You can't hug a child with non-powered hands!
Posted by: Skull Crush-o-bot XL-3 at December 07, 2018 09:07 PM (t+qrx)
C&EN is featuring a gift box, but you can go to the United Nuclear website for priced. Look under their glow in the dark items.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 09:07 PM (hyuyC)
Why do you want it?
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
I read it first when I was about 15 or 16 and thought it was brilliant. I reread in my 20s and thought it was rather silly.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (kHwSu)
honorable traditions of the DOJ (what did they do, cryogenically
preserve those traditions? don't seem to be a lot on display even now, 2
years into Trump)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)
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Question. Since he had already been confirmed, does he have to go through the whole confirmation process all over again?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (ffYR/)
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the next A.G., but in all seriousness -- who would you choose (on assumption he/she could be confirmed)?
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Jason Voorhees
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2018 09:09 PM (RVcmP)
Only because I missed the Kevin Hart thread I am reposting the Liberal Victimhood Scale as it currently stands:
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Posted by: ... at December 07, 2018 09:03 PM (uEbPt)
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Wait, why aren't Deep State treasonous felons at the top of that list! They're the most persecuted group in America ... /
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at December 07, 2018 09:09 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (SqpTW)
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (1UZdv)
Why do you want it?
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (K22Va)
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Context is everything, isn't it?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (ffYR/)
Probably with non powered hand tools.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
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I would honestly listen to the suggestion if the proposal involved snowflakes out there with hand saws, shovels, push drills, and screwdrivers. No power anything and I'll consider it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:11 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
24/7 coverage of cultural rot.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus
The ending needed a couple of rednecks in a pickup truck and a shotgun. Have them pull up next to the bus and give the movie a Easy Rider ending!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 09:11 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 07, 2018 09:11 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
I read it first when I was about 15 or 16 and thought it was brilliant. I reread in my 20s and thought it was rather silly.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (SiINZ)
I didn't read it until I was in college and I was underwhelmed.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Don't have a name. Do have a type. Someone who is furious beyond words at the corruption of key American institutions, and also at the collapsed constitutional system (judicial lawlessness and arrogance). Maybe even someone concerned at the seeming grotesque imbalance of power between prosecutors and citizens (see federal plea/conviction rates, costs of defending oneself, and constantly expanding understanding of false convictions).
Someone as disruptive and serious as Trump tries to be and succeeds in some cases. Not someone to reassure the legal cult, but to terrify and shake it. Someone whose immediate reaction to an absurd, dangerous district court ruling involving clear executive prerogatives in national security would be to demand instant SCOTUS review and reversal - with repudiation resulting if the "judicial system" failed to deliver exactly that.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:08 PM (SiINZ)
My point exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
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IMHO, one had to have had a somewhat abusive childhood (e.g. being child of alcoholics) to get Catcher In The Rye -- at least, that's how I related.
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (WqPYg)
For Jonestown. Or China during the Cultural Revolution. Or the early stages of Gleichschaltung in Nazi Germany (firing and social ostracism, camps and violence not yet standard).
Kinda get all choked up about 'merika at times like this. Special place.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:00 PM (QDnY+)
At a certain point you'd think enough people would finally have enough of the insanity but sadly it looks like more are becoming pod people and accepting all of the lunacy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (SiINZ)
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Bill Kristol and the rest of the Twitterati will argue over the best way to decorate you cuckshed
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM
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Feng Shui is passe. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (SqpTW)
Some tasteful professional couple photos of the guy who's fucking your wife and that one lady the guy who's fucking your wife is fucking.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
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Bill Kristol and the rest of the Twitterati will argue over the best way to decorate you cuckshed
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM
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Feng Shui is passe. Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 07, 2018 09:12 PM (RVcmP)
That's just plain gay.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
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Grapplethorpe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (SqpTW)
Some tasteful professional couple photos of the guy who's fucking your wife and that one lady the guy who's fucking your wife is fucking.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
Hang on, I'm going to have to diagram this one out...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
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Grapplethorpe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)
Whose ass has the bullwhip in it in this scenario?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (WqPYg)
We need to be selling the fuck out of these things like hotcakes and then pitching them over the side into the drink. Bradley redux.
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)
That sounds a little like a knock-off Kool-aid flavor.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (ejiVK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2018 09:07 PM (hyuyC)/i]
Over the years, C&EN has degenerated from "People" magazine for nerds into a place for silly girls to use news articles to bleat about "women in science," as though they were washed out because of their plumbing, rather than because they're just bloody stupid, which is obvious to even a casual observer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT
Remember when Mary was just a funny joke, ha-ha, and all that?
Real life presents Alexandra Cortez-Ocasio, saying the very same things.
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (QrTqV)
I've gotten to where I try to avoid the news. It's relentlessly bad.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
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Welcome to the party, pal! I did that about 25 years ago during the Clinton Administration ...
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (t+qrx)
You wake up and there's a bullwhip up yer....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:16 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:16 PM (KP5rU)
the clock repair guy is older and works out of his house. He told me he is holding classes for 3 younger guys that want to learn the trade. Double happy.
Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:16 PM (PF4TZ)
/liberalism is a mental disase.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (fUnZ7)
Why wasn't Benjamin drafted.
The Graduate is very much of its time
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (LX21o)
And the Scouring of Pencey Prep which was the entire point of the novel I mean come on.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (PF4TZ)
/liberalism is a mental disase.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (fUnZ7)
There'd be wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, sackcloth, ashes, and some kind of awareness campaign with ribbons and shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:18 PM (KP5rU)
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Thanks. So, Mark Levin then? j/k It's amazing how pervasive The Swamp is ...
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at December 07, 2018 09:09 PM (qM84C)
Dear Mary, there is help for you, it's on a boat in the FL Keys, come on down.
Posted by: Humphrey at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (kHwSu)
/liberalism is a mental disase.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (fUnZ7)
Yep - and the replies were all shitting on the person who posted it, naturally.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (t+qrx)
Braenyard, unknown (to me, probably to BP) # of "caravan" people have moved east, to AZ sectors where the family/asylum scam is in full swing.
Again - November was record for illegal family units entering the US (most of whom will never leave). General border rush #s now returned to pre-Trump level (for some time now). "Sanctuary" lawlesness thriving, with impunity, and no prospect of any change (I'd say ZERO prospect, for at least 2 years, given the American people's magnificent voting performance last month).
This is, apparently, "who we are" now.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (QDnY+)
Probably with non powered hand tools.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
Doubtless from a shirtlifter who's never done a day's work with his hands in his life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (ejiVK)
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:20 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:20 PM (PF4TZ)
Just teasing a little, sorry.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 09:20 PM (K22Va)
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No worries at all.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:21 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (fUnZ7)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (kHwSu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (fUnZ7)
Did you try to type blazer maybe?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (Vb4BV)
Half his monologue would get hit with the dump switch.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
Except now these Krystal Meth Cucks are having sex with the Dems ... so the wife's boyfriend is going out to the cuck shack (tin roof rusted) ... and is really gay, doing it with the WE Cucks ... it is the wife that is odd "man" out?
It's all too weird ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:23 PM (kHwSu)
/liberalism is a mental disase.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:17 PM (fUnZ7)
If it was anybody but White People, then I could see them.bending the knee for this. Hell, they already do because multiculturalism.
Posted by: literally serious at December 07, 2018 09:24 PM (c04Om)
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (fUnZ7)
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If you were trying to quote somebody, that's probably what got the angry red text.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:24 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (Vb4BV)
If Raymond Burr hosted, I'd watch. Maybe.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
"MILFs can be hot"
I never got Catcher in the Rye either.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:05 PM (1UZdv)
Can't help you. Read it in high school and it just made me want to slap the protagonist and inject him with testosterone. I suppose he's probably allergic.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:25 PM (Vb4BV)
Women over 160 pounds will NOT be included in spinning and lifting, and instead will be in all black because... "fat."
WTF are wrong with people?
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:25 PM (fUnZ7)
But you'd be forced to start each evening with, "Alexa! SHUT. UP."
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 09:26 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (Vb4BV)
If Raymond Burr hosted, I'd watch. Maybe.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
Zombie Aaron Burr? Absolutely.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 07, 2018 09:26 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 07, 2018 09:15 PM (LX21o)
And the Scouring of Pencey Prep which was the entire point of the novel I mean come on..
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I love the Horde.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (tfbws)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (kHwSu)
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:22 PM (fUnZ7)
Did you try to type blaze maybe?
Posted by: hogmartin at Decem
Or a certain type of boot that rhymes with jug.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5K0Yt)
Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (PF4TZ)
Women over 160 pounds will NOT be included in spinning and lifting, and instead will be in all black because... "fat."
WTF are wrong with people?
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:25 PM (fUnZ7)
At some distance, it is damned funny. I mean "fat women, dress in black?" "Skinny women, wear incredibly expensive heels on the beach?" "Fat men, wear camoflauge?" If it's not satire, it is mental illness perfectly mimicking satire.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (kHwSu)
I love Bronx girl Annie Bancroft. She was younger than she played in The Graduate.
She and Brooklyn boy Mel Brooks may have had the best Hollywood marriage ever.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (1UZdv)
A former Miss Kentucky who is a teacher in West Virginia has been charged with sending nude pictures to a 15-year-old former student.
News outlets report that 28-year-old Ramsey Bearse was arrested Friday and charged with four felony counts of distributing or displaying obscene matter to a minor.
A criminal complaint says the student's parent informed authorities of lewd pictures sent by Bearse that were found on the teenager's phone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: hogmartin at Decem
Or a certain type of boot that rhymes with jug.
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Yep. It was bla*er. I would have NEVER figured that out.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (fUnZ7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (yQpMk)
Cuckshed needs a gun safe, so cuckolded husband can pick the right weapon with which to dispatch cheating wife and her paramour. Lawful killing in Texas, so I'm told.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5K0Yt)
Haha, no way, that one too?
That one, at least, is legitimately spam, and blocking it doesn't disrupt discussions about a certain line of CCI ammunition.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (kHwSu)
Naah, they'd easily escape his wheelchair.
Okay, I liked Ironsides. What of it?
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (5K0Yt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 07:25 PM (dtPtV)
Ventilators are prime camping sites for urban hoboes in cold climates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 09:30 PM (fDU8w)
I'd rather Hamilton Burger host the Oscars. And Tragg.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 07, 2018 09:30 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 09:19 PM (ejiVK)
The Reds crapped all over him, but I have a suspicion that GHWB had had a small stroke. Totally anecdotal, but my landlady in grad school (widow of a former faculty member) who let rooms to chem grad students did exactly the same thing. We were chatting when she suddenly stiffened, looked off into the middle distance for perhaps 30 seconds in a human BSOD, while I tried to get her attention. Then she snapped to, and puked, exactly like GHWB.
Think about it; if he'd been aware he was about to be sick, he'd have turned away from the PM. He blue-screened, and couldn't help himself, is my guess.
Of course, the Reds shit all over him for it, although if Obongo had done the same thing they'd have characterized as a profound statement about ... something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 09:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:30 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (5K0Yt)
mf'n HTML entities.
https://mothereff.in/html-entities
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:31 PM (t+qrx)
Oh FFS. Communists don't do anything original.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2018 09:31 PM (PA/U2)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (5K0Yt)
...........
If your are using crapple product, turn off "smart punctuation" in settings.
Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 09:32 PM (iF4iV)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5K0Yt)
Haha, no way, that one too?
That one, at least, is legitimately spam, and blocking it doesn't disrupt discussions about a certain line of CCI ammunition.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (t+qrx)
Yep. We were getting a lot of spam advertising for them at one time.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:32 PM (5K0Yt)
While everything else has gone to s**t, have to admit that guys my age can only dream of having had hawt teachers molesting us in our insanely hormonal teens. In that sarcastic respect, there has been "progress".
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2018 09:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
All this bridal etiquette is confusing.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (fUnZ7)
Oh FFS. Communists don't do anything original.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2018 09:31 PM (PA/U2)
Usually I hate Communists because they want to ruin my Country and destroy my life.
But sometimes I hate them because they are so f*cking boring and predictable.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (DCYln)
News outlets report that 28-year-old Ramsey Bearse was arrested Friday and charged with four felony counts of distributing or displaying obscene matter to a minor.
A criminal complaint says the student's parent informed authorities of lewd pictures sent by Bearse that were found on the teenager's phone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
Yay! We get to have one of those "it's child abuse" v. "I wish I had her as a teacher when I was 15" arguments!
Those are always awesome.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 09:34 PM (kHwSu)
Well it is West Virginia, and so outside permitted consanguinity.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 09:34 PM (1UZdv)
WTF are wrong with people?
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 09:25 PM (fUnZ7)
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"Black" was actually a compromise from the opening bid of "not invited."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:34 PM (deEx0)
Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 09:35 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 07, 2018 09:35 PM (GefzX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
Apropos of nothing, I don't have any lewd pictures sent by any bears on my phone.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315141/
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:36 PM (BXMxN)
This is exactly why them NYT wimmens don't want their husbands owning guns (or shovels and bags of quicklime).
Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 07, 2018 09:36 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:29 PM (5K0Yt)
...........
If your are using crapple product, turn off "smart punctuation" in settings.
Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 09:32 PM (iF4iV)
It is off. The spam filter is completely separate from the character identified that doesn't allow smart punctuation.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (5K0Yt)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315141/
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:36 PM (BXMxN)
This totally sounds like one of those British paper making up a story and making it ridiculous.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
Concur. No way would I ever invite those eyes to any intimate situation if there were any implement with a sharp edge in the vicinity.
Posted by: Splunge at December 07, 2018 09:37 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Ax5Cx)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315141/
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:36 PM (BXMxN)
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The muslim shepherd must have made an entrance looking like a warped minotaur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 09:38 PM (deEx0)
Posted by: micky at December 07, 2018 09:38 PM (dF9Lb)
charged with sending nude pictures to a 15-year-old former student.
hot for teacher
Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at December 07, 2018 09:38 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:44 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 07, 2018 10:09 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Janir at December 07, 2018 11:09 PM (7FTeO)
Posted by: Born Free at December 08, 2018 12:03 AM (pi6Vz)
Posted by: little bill at December 08, 2018 01:35 AM (8xtON)
you're sh't no more.
every once in a while.
we like to win !?
here we go ..
who are you?
given up at birth.
here we are.
.............
that other guy,
his gun is bent.
Posted by: little bill at December 08, 2018 01:41 AM (8xtON)
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Posted by: love is wierd at December 08, 2018 01:48 AM (8xtON)
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