Senior Kamala Harris Aide Resigns Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation

Kamala Harris claims she had no idea of this major scandal happening right under her poorly-shaped nose.

Quick, let's nominate her for Commander in Chief before she changes her mind.

Advisor Larry Wallace submitted his resignation to the California lawmaker after the Sacramento Bee inquired about a 2017 sexual harassment suit that targeted Wallace. Wallace reportedly settled the matter with a $400,000 payout to an employee who alleged, among other things, that she was told to crawl into some tight locations that would likely reveal more of her skin.
"We were unaware of this issue and take accusations of harassment extremely seriously,”"Harris spokeswoman Lily Adams said, according to the Bee. "This evening, Mr. Wallace offered his resignation to the senator, and she accepted it."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:47 PM

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1 frist

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (9m9TT)

2 2nd from earthquake land?

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (9m9TT)

3 whoa, called my first nood too!

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (9m9TT)

4 What's going on here?

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (9m9TT)

5 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M IN THE TOP TEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (tYPH9)

6 Whatever, hang it around her neck.

Hold her directly responsible no matter what she says.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (pgXNG)

7 I also see Occasional Cortex threatened Don Jr. Then claimed it wasn't a threat. Lying dumb scrunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (nAeGR)

8 Okay so... was there a *reason* to crawl into a small space? And if a boss asked you do to some weird thing like *crawling* for no reason at all, would you do it?

Simply being a different *stature* explains some things. If you're small, you get asked to get into small spaces (if there's a reason), if you're tall you get asked to get things from high places, etc.

Posted by: Julie A Pascal at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (BD/yx)

9

Willie Brown could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (UFLLM)

10 Now that gets a womp womp.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

11 She needs to be burned at the stake over this. If she truly didn't know, she's too stupid to be CiC.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (KUNWw)

12 Kamala Harris got her start in politics due to Willie Brown's sexual misconduct. And then kicked him to the curb when she no longer needed him. She should have more respect for sexual misconduct.

Willie Brown's side bitch.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (fD23g)

13
Oh yes. The old printer under the desk trick and the intern has to replenish the printer paper supply.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (hrcfq)

14

She's the obvious choice to replace Kevin Hart for the Oscars!

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (UFLLM)

15 77 years since Pearl Harbor. A toast.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (K22Va)

16 Good gravy.

First glance read that as

Kamala Harris Resigns Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation

The reality is never as good as the first glance.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (YxmCS)

17 Blue on blue. Moar pleez.

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (9m9TT)

18 Well, waddya 'cpect from someone named "Wallace" anyway?

Probably descended from rayciss wrightwingers.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (6qErC)

19 Whatever, hang it around her neck.

Hold her directly responsible no matter what she says.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (pgXNG)

*opens style guide*
*adds "sexual assault enabler Kamala Harris"*

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (t+qrx)

20 An expose of all the debauchery going on in Sacramento (and Kamala's involvement in it) would/will deliver a fatal blow to a Harris Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (tYPH9)

21 Maybe it would be easier to name all the Dem pols and aides who aren't[/] sexual harassers.

Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (WqPYg)

22 I'm starting to wonder how many people go Demoncrat JUST because they like getting away with nasty deviant criminal shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (pgXNG)

23 Hold her directly responsible no matter what she says.

We all know that is NOT gonna happen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

24 I didn' do nothin.

Posted by: Kamel toe at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (oFsfu)

25 The old printer under the desk trick and the intern has to replenish the printer paper supply. "

Hey, that's not toner!

/theficus

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (6qErC)

26 Guy afraid of toner cartridge?

Do you get a revolving disco ball light if you bulk order from OfficeMax?

Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

27 Not that I doubt for a moment that a sleezy liberal boss would hesitate to ask a female employee to do things that would make her neckline gap or her skirt ride up. NOR would I doubt for a moment that a woman unable to give her coworker or boss the stink eye and tell him to knock it off wouldn't harbor resentment instead and then get a $400K pay off.

Posted by: Julie A Pascal at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (BD/yx)

28 Wallace reportedly settled the matter with a $400,000 payout to an employee who alleged, among other things, that she was told to crawl into some tight locations

Hey, I've crawled into tight places under sinks to replace U-traps, angle stops, and garbage disposals. Where's my $400,000?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

29 Sex in the workplace is mandatory for Kamala "Cum Dumpster" Harris.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (1g7ch)

30 I also see Occasional Cortex threatened Don Jr. Then claimed it wasn't a threat. Lying dumb scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (nAeGR)

An abuse of power before she even has any.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (tYPH9)

31 It's funny that the sexual harassment thing that they invented to destroy Clarence Thomas continues to mow through their ranks.

By playing to the hysteria of white college-'educated' women, they've unleashed a weapon that targets them 10-to-1 and that they cannot dare to control.

Finally, they feel the burden of the false moralities they try to inflict on others.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

32 28 Wallace reportedly settled the matter with a $400,000 payout to an employee who alleged, among other things, that she was told to crawl into some tight locations

Hey, I've crawled into tight places under sinks to replace U-traps, angle stops, and garbage disposals. Where's my $400,000?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

She had a way better ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

33 28 Hey, I've crawled into tight places under sinks to replace U-traps, angle stops, and garbage disposals. Where's my $400,000?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

You're gonna have to let Wallace stick his wang up your ass for that.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (pgXNG)

34 He made a $400k settlement last year and Harris didn't know about it?

Sure. Ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (/tuJf)

35 By the way. I thought Mr. Sunlight Jimmy Comey was excited to answer lawmakers questions? What do you have to hide Jimmy? And how in the holy HELL can a DOJ lawyer who works for us compel another guy who worked for us not to answer unless it's for reasons of pleading the fifth. It was my understanding they weren't 5th amendment type questions. You work for us M effer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (nAeGR)

36 First glance read that as

Kamala Harris Resigns Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation

Posted by: mindful webworker

You too huh? Glad I wasn't the only one.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (KUNWw)

37
Mr. Wallace has just been asked to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

38 BEN ROETHLISBERGER #5:
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M IN THE TOP TEN.

NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S JUST AS FUNNY AS NOTHING IN MORISETTE'S "IRONIC" WAS ACTUALLY IRONIC.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (YxmCS)

39 "Wallace reportedly settled the matter with a $400,000 payout..."

Who funded this settlement? Was it Wallace's personal funds? Kamala Harris' campaign funds or personal funds? Or was it a political slush fund of taxpayer monies designed for such contingencies?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (6eEQ+)

40 31 Finally, they feel the burden of the false moralities they try to inflict on others.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

Do they, though?

Has it taken down ANYBODY at an actual top level other than Al Franken?

And even then, it didn't cost the Demoncrats his seat.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

41 More sleaze, Gromit!

Posted by: Wallace at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

42 Senior Kamala Harris Aide Resigns Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation

You say this like it's some big thing. This wasn't her, it was her staffer.

Oh, and Jim Jordan should totally go to jail.

Posted by: The Media at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (ZfRYq)

43

Where are all da white boys at?

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (UFLLM)

44
This story doesn't have legs. Won't make it to the ONT.
We're gonna need another one before the ten o'clock hour.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (hrcfq)

45 I see Michael Cohen may get "substantial"prison time. Evidently selling access to the president for $4mil is worse than selling access via a foundation to the tune of $500mil(or more)

Posted by: Drc at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (UC5ui)

46 An expose of all the debauchery going on in Sacramento (and Kamala's involvement in it) would/will deliver a fatal blow to a Harris Presidential campaign.

It's cute that you think that common decency applies to any politician in general and any swarthy democrat in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (PA/U2)

47 I dropped my good pen under the desk. Can you help me find it?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (ELo06)

48 77 years since Pearl Harbor. A toast.
Posted by: dartist

Sa-lute!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (KUNWw)

49 All the guy had her do when she got under his desk was have her change the paper in his printer. If he had been Billy Jeff, she wouldn't have gotten out of there until she opened his pants and she changed the look on his face.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (WRSbt)

50 For 400k$ I'll crawl under a few desks for printer maintenance.

Don't nobody want to see that though, including pulling the desk over trying to get back up.

Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (FhXTo)

51
Aide to Willie Brown's Mattress resigns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (FNumf)

52 38 BEN ROETHLISBERGER #5:
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M IN THE TOP TEN.

NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S JUST AS FUNNY AS NOTHING IN MORISETTE'S "IRONIC" WAS ACTUALLY IRONIC.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (YxmCS)

Geez, who rained on your wedding?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

53 I didn' do nothin.
Posted by: Kamel toe at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (oFsfu)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHILE KAMALA LIKELY DID NOTHING IN THIS INSTANCE, SHE'S LIKELY BEEN DONE BY MOST MAJOR CA POLITICIANS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (tYPH9)

54 , among other things, that she was told to crawl into some tight locations...Fucker had her fly coach! That is wrong man!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (nAeGR)

55
Yep, she was totally unawares, just like Feinstein and her commie spy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

56 That's "camel shaped nose", Ace.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (ELo06)

57
Here is the US attorney's sentencing memo that has all the leftardians salivating.

https://tinyurl.com/yalgpmwt

So if you pay off a ho with your own money you benefited your campaign and are therefore a criminal for not reporting the donation.

However, if you use campaign funds to pay off the ho, then, you are using them to illegally benefit you personally.

There. See how that works?

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (iF4iV)

58 I also see Occasional Cortex threatened Don Jr. Then claimed it wasn't a threat. Lying dumb scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (nAeGR)

An abuse of power before she even has any.
Posted by: Surfperch

Already planning subpoenas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (KUNWw)

59 This so-called 'payoff' did not come from our Congressional slush fund that people have already forgotten about.

Posted by: The Dogshit Party (You Know Who We Are) at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)

60 44
This story doesn't have legs.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (hrcfq)

Another leper joke?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

61 Not that I doubt for a moment that a sleazy liberal boss would hesitate to ask a female employee to do things that would make her neckline gap or her skirt ride up.

Pro tip: do the job, but then screw it up so badly it costs the boss beaucoup bucks to have it fixed.

The old printer under the desk trick and the intern has to replenish the printer paper supply.

Works for this one, too. Bonus points if they have to replace the printer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

62 Amazing how Democrats are never aware of whats going on around them, but they're totes smarter than you!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (ELo06)

63 replace U-traps, angle stops, and garbage disposals. Where's my $400,000?

You'll get a cold dime down the plumber butt crack and be glad of it!

Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

64 54 , among other things, that she was told to crawl into some tight locations...Fucker had her fly coach! That is wrong man!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (nAeGR)

In the overhead bin. That just ain't right.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

65 Kamaltoe Harris found out about it just like the milk chocolate messiah always did, by reading the newspapers.

Both need to be in orange and in prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (pw+jk)

66 I know nothing. Nooothing.

Posted by: Sergeant Schultz-Harris at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (6eEQ+)

67 Aide to Willie Brown's Mattress resigns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (FNumf)

Mistress: something between a mister and mattress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

68 29 Sex in the workplace is mandatory for Kamala "Cum Dumpster" Harris.
____________________

Hey, maybe that should be Trump's nickname for Kamalatoe if she decides to challenge him in 2020.

It's more direct than "Willie Brown's Side Piece" or some of the other suggestions.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (fqUgw)

69 58 Already planning subpoenas.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (KUNWw)

Schiff was going to subpoena him anyway.

AOC just can't keep her Chattery Teeth away from the cameras and microphones.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (pgXNG)

70 20
An expose of all the debauchery going on in Sacramento (and Kamala's
involvement in it) would/will deliver a fatal blow to a Harris
Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (tYPH9)

Hey, why should Hollywood and San Fran corner the market on Californian debauchery? I'll have those coastal snots know we can be every bit as debauched as the sleaziest movie producer or any street shitter in San Francisco!

Posted by: Sacramento at December 07, 2018 06:56 PM (d6Ksn)

71 Took it so seriously that...she waited for him to voluntarily resigns?

#Courage!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:56 PM (W+vEI)

72 You'll get a cold dime down the plumber butt crack and be glad of it!
Posted by: DaveA at December 07, 2018 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

OK. It's a start. Puts me $0.10 ahead of where I am right now.

Assuming I can ever find the dime again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

73 Ever notice that politicians are always projecting their behaviors onto everyone else? Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 06:56 PM (ELo06)

74 Kamela has that Bill Clinton run-through-the-washer look.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

75 An expose of all the debauchery going on in Sacramento (and Kamala's involvement in it) would/will deliver a fatal blow to a Harris Presidential campaign.

It's cute that you think that common decency applies to any politician in general and any swarthy democrat in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (PA/U2)

I don't think any Democrat has anything close to a sense of decency, but I do know that a good amount of swing voters still have at least a vestigial sense of decency.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (tYPH9)

76 52 Geez, who rained on your wedding

the problem with rain on your wedding being, of course, that people tend to leave the cake out.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (NmR1a)

77 Cameltoe slept her way into power. Now she thinks it's wrong, or just wrong if you get caught?

https://amgreatness.com/2018/04/21/
poontronage-when-kamala-met-willie/

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (1rrXc)

78 Kamala can't be bothered about what the other whores in the DOJ are engaged in when she has Willie Brown balls-deep in her turtleneck sweater.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (Z9C5C)

79 AOC just can't keep her Chattery Teeth away from the cameras and microphones.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:55 PM (pgXNG)

True. So you KNOW there's gotta be a raunchy sex tape out there somewhere. Mister Ed is probably watching on a continuous loop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

80 Funny how you're gonna have to leave because you are hurting my politics becomes resigned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (r+sAi)

81 you know, it is low quality but highly reliable, "cum dumpster" gets giggles every time you toss that out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (MTjB1)

82 77 Cameltoe slept her way into power. Now she thinks it's wrong, or just wrong if you get caught?

https://amgreatness.com/2018/04/21/
poontronage-when-kamala-met-willie/
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (1rrXc)

LMAO at "poontronage."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

83 How does an "aid" to a state lawmaker get his hands on $400k and how much does it cost to have lawyers work that out secretly for you?

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 06:58 PM (DwF62)

84
So if you pay off a ho with your own money you benefited your campaign and are therefore a criminal for not reporting the donation.

However, if you use campaign funds to pay off the ho, then, you are using them to illegally benefit you personally.

There. See how that works?
_________________

But if you use taxpayer money to pay them off, and don't tell the taxpayers that you're doing it, then you're . . . .

. . . . . US!

Posted by: U.S. Congress at December 07, 2018 06:58 PM (fqUgw)

85 Assuming I can ever find the dime again.

And that it's still legal tender.

Posted by: Nor IcanthelpuJay Laup at December 07, 2018 06:58 PM (FhXTo)

86 >>I also see Occasional Cortex threatened Don Jr. Then claimed it wasn't a threat. Lying dumb scrunt.

She's a Socialist and wants to abuse state power to smite her enemies?!
Do tell!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:58 PM (W+vEI)

87 In my job of going out and fixing stuff I sometimes have to bend down and even occasionally crawl and I know women are looking at my butt and it gets me kinda hot.

Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2018 06:58 PM (UdKB7)

88

Senator Booty Call

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 07, 2018 06:59 PM (TNe4W)

89 Ace has been sitting on this all afternoon?

whomp whomp whomp!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

90 you know cosby would never have gotten into so much trouble if he had tossed more cum dumpster lines into his shows.

same with oj when he was sportscasting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)

91 Kamela has that Bill Clinton run-through-the-washer look.
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

They've both been buggered sore (albeit in different ways), so to speak.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (tYPH9)

92 Yep, she was totally unawares, just like Feinstein and her commie spy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

The amazing thing is that people this oblivious to what's going on around them weren't recruited to be intelligence analysts.

Of course, anyone who chose Kameltoe for anything to do with intelligence obviously has a nasty sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

93
What's that old saying about politicians who claw their way to the top of the power structure then pull the ladder up after them because they don't want anyone else climbing up after them the same way they did?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (hrcfq)

94 No chance of taking Kameltoe with him?

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (/rm4P)

95 We would do stuff like this years ago on Wall Street before the HR Nazi Vanguard arrived. But we were not close to the age these people are. Back then most of the girls wouldn't even get pissed off. They caught on and called you a not so very nice four letter word, then we would laugh about it. It became a running joke. Now we've moved that to lawsuits and half million dollar payouts. Because that "righteous".

*makes jerking motion with hand*

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (ELo06)

96 How does an "aid" to a state lawmaker get his hands on $400k and how
much does it cost to have lawyers work that out secretly for you?

That's a really good question.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (sf1AO)

97 LMAO at "poontronage."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

Kids these days, with their sexbots and their poon-tron...

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

98 People's republic of New Jersey governor is having the same issue except he was notified, just doesn't seem to remember that.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:01 PM (/rm4P)

99 Sgt. Schultz.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 07:01 PM (VVKbg)

100 you have to wonder when sweet willie decided to let her go and serve in the senate. the story around town is when she finished giving him a blow and he looked down and noticed her teeth were still on his dick.

omg, willy, have you seen my teef?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

101 96 How does an "aid" to a state lawmaker get his hands on $400k and how
much does it cost to have lawyers work that out secretly for you?

That's a really good question.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (sf1AO)

"And on that note, why have my taxes gone up so much this year?"

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (pgXNG)

102 >They've both been buggered sore (albeit in different ways), so to speak.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM (tYPH9)

Guys hide it a little better, I think. With women, it's like the bolts are falling off.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (QE8X6)

103 She had a way better ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

That is pure speculation on your part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

104 How does an "aid" to a state lawmaker get his hands on $400k and how
much does it cost to have lawyers work that out secretly for you?

That's a really good question.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:00 PM

Seconded. 400K? That's allot of jing for an aide to fork out. Hell it's allot for almost anyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:03 PM (nAeGR)

105 I'm Sure kreplach will be bye to doom & gloom how this is curtains for Trump

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 07, 2018 07:03 PM (BqBId)

106 I like the timeliness of RoboAce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

107 20 An expose of all the debauchery going on in Sacramento (and Kamala's involvement in it) would/will deliver a fatal blow to a Harris Presidential campaign.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (tYPH9)

Blow a big hole, yep.

Posted by: Yep at December 07, 2018 07:04 PM (kHwSu)

108 Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (y7DUB)

109
RoboAce is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (TNe4W)

110 >>That is pure speculation on your part.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

Can speculation really be "pure"? (Asking for a friend.)

Posted by: William Safire at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (QE8X6)

111 103 She had a way better ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

That is pure speculation on your part.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

LOL. True. And I sure as hell ain't asking you for pictures.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

112 Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?
Posted by: Captain Hate

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (KUNWw)

113 Kids these days, with their sexbots and their poon-tron...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

These whippersnappers don't know how good they have it. The Poontron VR is a HUGE step up from the Poontron 3D.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

114 Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (y7DUB)
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That is a Trick question

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 07, 2018 07:07 PM (BqBId)

115 I like the timeliness of RoboAce.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:04 PM

Open the pod bay doors Ace.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:07 PM (nAeGR)

116 Willie Brown's side bitch.

Please, decorum. Willie Brown's Mistress.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

117 Willie Brown's side bitch.

Please, decorum. Willie Brown's Mistress.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Willie Brown's Side Gash.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 07:08 PM (KUNWw)

118 Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (y7DUB)
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That is a Trick question
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 07, 2018 07:07 PM

I am actually going to vote for Occasional Cortex. It's a fitting nic. Kaballah is stupid, but AOC is weapons grade stupid. But she is going to be a gift for the next few years. She's basically a slightly more retarded Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:08 PM (nAeGR)

119 Though it is true that Kamala's main political attribute is the lack of gag reflex.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

120 Kabbalah's more of a what than a who.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

121 Ace I said open the pod bay doors!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (nAeGR)

122
These whippersnappers don't know how good they have it. The Poontron VR is a HUGE step up from the Poontron 3D.

Insomniac at December 07, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

..............

and now we know why Insom gets no sleep. Poontron VR indeed.

Posted by: Smaug at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (iF4iV)

123 >>>Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?<<<

Both are seeking the discipline that Daddy never provided.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (Z9C5C)

124 I'm sorry, Minnfidel, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Posted by: robo ace at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (mfOi4)

125 7 I also see Occasional Cortex threatened Don Jr. Then claimed it wasn't a threat. Lying dumb scrunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel

She's precious. I believe her when she's says it wasn't a threat. She's not that smart, she really believes she didn't threaten him. Dumb stupid little girl. Probably will have a long reign in congress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (WNAuL)

126 Bill Safire would be giving the NYT and all the other pos *journalists and reporters* literary hell.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 07:10 PM (kHwSu)

127 $400,000.
Good grief, you could buy my silence for a lot less.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 07, 2018 07:11 PM (l9m7l)

128 I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the blog.

Posted by: RoboAce at December 07, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

129 I am actually going to vote for Occasional Cortex. It's a fitting nic. Kaballah is stupid, but AOC is weapons grade stupid. But she is going to be a gift for the next few years. She's basically a slightly more retarded Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:08 PM (nAeGR)

I like AO-C because she's stupid, and she knows she's stupid, and she gets really really angry and defensive whenever people point out the stupid things she says. But she can't help saying them - the stupid things - because she is so monstrously, catastrophically, force-of-nature stupid.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

130 She's precious. I believe her when she's says it wasn't a threat. She's not that smart, she really believes she didn't threaten him. Dumb stupid little girl. Probably will have a long reign in congress.
Posted by: Puddleglum

She's gonna get Seth Rich'd or Ron Brown'd.

She's gonna threaten the wrong person who can have wet work done without blinking.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 07:12 PM (KUNWw)

131 'Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?'

What is wetter, water or wine?

Posted by: Confusedus at December 07, 2018 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

132 kammala harris first surprise anal

https://tinyurl.com/y9jtvo74

kammala now

https://tinyurl.com/ybpetuzs

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

133 Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:12 PM

I really don't think she know's she's that dumb. She's brick fucking stupid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:14 PM (nAeGR)

134 74 Kamela has that Bill Clinton run-through-the-washer look.
Posted by: Caliban

Being an avid participant of swinger parties will do that. Her and ole Willie got around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2018 07:14 PM (WNAuL)

135 116 Willie Brown's side bitch.

Please, decorum. Willie Brown's Mistress.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

Deco Rum? is that a white rum? Spiced Rum?

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 07:15 PM (NgKpN)

136 Hogmartin - that is the best description I have heard of Occasionally-Cortez

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:15 PM (/rm4P)

137 I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the blog.
Posted by: RoboAce at December 07, 2018 07:12 PM

Fine. I'll just go out the airlock RoboAce.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:15 PM (nAeGR)

138 well, cortez may be stupid but she got to dc without having to spend years as willie browns fucktoy / favor machine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 07, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

139 Blessed are ye that sow beside all waters, that send forth thither the feet of the ox and the ass.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 07, 2018 07:16 PM (Z9C5C)

140 >>>https://tinyurl.com/y9jtvo74

Strikingly similar to AO-C

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 07:16 PM (kHwSu)

141 In AO-C stupid or not remember what Hirono said, they are so smart they can't connect to the dumb voters hearts.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 07:17 PM (/rm4P)

142 I really don't think she know's she's that dumb. She's brick fucking stupid.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:14 PM (nAeGR)

Well I dunno, it's not like I follow stories about her or anything, but watch for her reply the next time she says... anything, really. A few days later she'll come back with "NUH UH DUMMIES I MEANT IT THIS OTHER WAY OBVIOUSLY" which, yeah, that's exactly what a stupid person would say if she were embarrassed when people laughed at her and how stupid she is.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

143 Occasional Cortex is so dumb that if she got pregnant from a one-night stand, she'd worry about whether the baby was really hers. She's in territory normally reserved for blondes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2018 07:18 PM (H5knJ)

144 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (sf1AO)

145 nood
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (sf1AO)

AYFKM

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

146 Big-busted Japanese Porno Actresses Hardest Hit

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 07:23 PM (Evws/)

147 118 I am actually going to vote for Occasional Cortex. It's a fitting nic. Kaballah is stupid, but AOC is weapons grade stupid. But she is going to be a gift for the next few years. She's basically a slightly more retarded Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 07:08 PM (nAeGR)

I don't think it fits it all.

It implies that she's actually correct on occasion.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 07:24 PM (pgXNG)

148 108 Who is dumber: AOC or Kabbalah?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 07:05 PM (y7DUB)

That matchup would be the Ali-Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

149 Kamala is the reason there are no chrome trailer hitches in the the Senate parking lot.

And I expect AOC to carve something into her forehead before the end of 2019.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 07, 2018 07:28 PM (Z4rgH)

150 And I expect AOC to carve something into her forehead before the end of 2019.

MAGA, and it will be backwards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

151 This will please cory booker.

Posted by: ramondo at December 07, 2018 08:41 PM (lgLw+)

152 I see the Hand of Hillary here. Someone on her staff was digging up oppo and she decided to go for the killshot now. Look for other pretenders to her throne to suffer similar fates.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 08, 2018 09:19 PM (p/YFn)

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