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Environmental Sissies Celebrate: Yay! Shipping Giant Maersk Says It Will End Its Use of Fossil Fuels by... Um... 2050
See this limp sap squeeing about it.
Here's the article, but I'm sure you can already predict the future: Maersk collects up Coupons for Free Hugs from enviromental sissies for 30 years, then, in 2048, writes its first press release stating that "Man, this vow to stop fueling our ships with, you know, fuel, we might have gotten a bit ahead of ourselves with that," then in 2049 writes another press release stating "Where the fuck are the fusion reactors? We were told we would have fusion reactors by now. It's those pointy-headed limp-dicked scientists' fault, not ours!" Then, in 2050, they write: "We intend to be fossil fuel free by the year 2090." And the sissies start squeeing again. Anyway, here's part of the article:Newsflash: It's not ambitious to promise a thousand hamburgers on a Tuesday 32 years off. The further off the completion date of the promise, the less ambitious it is. I vow that I personally will use only renewable, clean fuels by 2050 myself. Caveat: 1, I'll probably be dead, and will be providing fuel rather than using it, and 2, pretty much my promise relies on fusion being perfected. In other words: I have the same plan as Global Warming Hero Maersk.
Maersk's target, although distant, is one of the most ambitious from a global industrial group promising to end carbon emissions altogether.
... Maersk is not pushing one technology -- ideas such as biofuels, hydrogen, electricity or even wind or solar power have been mooted -- but is stressing the urgency as most vessels have a life of 20-25 years, meaning that viable solutions need to be found soon.In other words: We're waiting for someone else to fix this for us. Which is weird, because that's my plan. "To reach the target by 2050, in the next 10 years we need some big breakthroughs," Mr Toft said. Soooo... Fusion then? We read each other so well, Maersk. It's like fusion-powered kismet.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: General Electric at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 10, 2018 01:59 PM (XeXoj)
bet their prices go up exponentially in the next few years. You know for the children.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (pw+jk)
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Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: IC at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
No wonder women are looking for it in all the wrong places...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (VpIIl)
It's disheartening to think that nearly everyone we saw on Red Eye was part of the controlled opposition, Gutfeld included. I guess not so surprising, with hindsight, but still disheartening.
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (Ndje9)
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Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (qC1Sy)
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (DodRu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (yQpMk)
They left out the part about the mutants.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (uIR1+)
Posted by: catman at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (BMqHT)
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (7CM5W)
Caveat: 1, I'll probably be dead."
Umm..
Ace is 29 years old.
2050 minus 2019 is 31 years.
Probably dead by 60? What kind of lifestyle makes getting past 60 a remote possibility?
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Bart Cavanaugh at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Roy at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (9rXxD)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (KCxuz)
Attempts to hide disappointment at lack of Science teacher thread. (See URL)
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (AzW6q)
Enclosed is my plan for full repayment of the amounts owed.
"Win the lottery in 2049."
Regards,Sven10077 Patriarch of the 10077 Clan.
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (qt4GF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: George V at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (LUHWu)
Posted by: Zager and Evans at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (Xqo6t) "
Why an HQ-approved lifestyle, of course.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
What the fuck is this?
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Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Maersk 2050 at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (gmo/4)
Ah, so now we begin to see their ultimate plan for us Deplorables.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)
"You fine people are the heirs of a noble promise, one that we solemnly swear to continue making."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (uIR1+)
Although, being French, he might have had to move to Louisiana first.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (wYClZ)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (qC1Sy)
26 Cool so they are going to go with a nuclear powered fleet then?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (qxq6t)
Are there any civilian nuclear powered vessels in the world?
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
Wait, won't Ace only be 61 years old?
Posted by: W.MichLurker at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (/Buod)
Any.
Day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Based on this idiotic address, he will be out on his ass before the new year.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:00 PM (LsBY9)<<<
My clean fuel cruise ship will be known as the Cucky Sarc.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (rjqjX)
"We're all doomed! We'll all be burnt to a cinder by ... lessee ... uh ... 2050. [Yeah, I should be gone by then.] What are they gonna do, dig me up? Meanwhile, fund my grant proposal. To save the earth!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (YqDXo)
They won't talk about it but we've passed many a dire filled date without anything happening.
And they still keep prophesying them. The latest has been put out into 12 years from now.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (hci5m)
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (Xqo6t)
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Extreme shelving is a young man's game, and ace just can't bring himself to hang up his drill.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhrea at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (uIR1+)
Len Dykstra, is that you?
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
It's like buying a product from a new company with an overly generous warranty. You know they're never going to be around to honor it.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (jYje5)
S.E. CuppVerified account
@secupp
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Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (z8c2c)
A desperate woman about to hit her forties.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (wCmLp)
saw on Red Eye was part of the controlled opposition, Gutfeld included. I
guess not so surprising, with hindsight, but still disheartening. Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2018 02:01 PM (AwPyG)
Wait. What went wrong with Gutfeld? I must have missed that.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM
No. They must be thinking that WW 3 will occur before then and afterwards, it's Two Years Before the Mast!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Todd G. at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (m8wUd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (uIR1+) "
Make a few friends on the Vet's Committee, and you can probably join Harold Baines in a few years.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (oZ6kz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeywaJgDnCk
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)
The favorite prey of Godzilla and Rodan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (uIR1+)
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (Xqo6t)
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Beats me, mate
Posted by: Keith Richards at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (qt4GF)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (W+vEI)
But it gets dark out there at night.
And those refrigerated containers aren't gonna cool themselves with unicorn farts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (cqNba)
Because I now have so much virtue, I can pretty much drive whatever gas guzzler I want until then.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (C78No)
Posted by: W.MichLurker at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (/Buod)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (TE29D)
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (2Mnv1)
Well, duh! I already said that we have to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet". Start listening to me! Or Else!!!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (ctuyM)
@secupp
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Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (z8c2c)
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A cucky, left-wing TruCon trollop who trades on a pair of titties that are past the entertainment business' sell-by date.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (uIR1+)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (wCmLp) "
CELEBRITY Jeopardy winner. Leaving that out is like claiming you're an award winner because your kids gave you a "World's Best Dad" shirt.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
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Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (z8c2c)
A desperate woman about to hit her forties.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (wCmLp)
She likes johns? At least she's honest about it.
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (YqDXo)
We need to invent some stuff we haven't even invented yet.
Posted by: Occasional-Cortex at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: The STEM Mime at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (pw+jk)
Are there any civilian nuclear powered vessels in the world?
Posted by: josephistan
There have been only four nuclear-powered cargo ships. The Russian Sevmorput is the only active one.
Went on board the NS Savannah as a kid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (LsBY9)
I don't think so but that's the only way they are going to continue as a global shipping company if they aren't using fossil fuels.
The only other option would be to go to bio-fuels but you would need to ramp up production of bio-fuels by quantum leaps to even begin to supply what they need.
And bio fuels are an even bigger fraud than solar or wind.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: oldie at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (kH6ls)
I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM (uIR1+) "
I'm sure he's a perfectly nice guy (actually his teammates have said he's a prince of a man), but there are literally almost 100 guys I'd put in before him.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (oZ6kz)
--
"There is no situation so bad that it cannot be helped with a little bit of magic." - Punch, 1980
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (DodRu)
Cutty Sark??? You mean like with club soda???
**hic sharrrrt faints shoe flies sharts again giggles shaarrrrrt**
~Hillary!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
You just rub it back and forth on the carpet a few times.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (uIR1+)
Wind power FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (YqDXo)
If Zod's factor--currently working in AZ to acquire Sinema--fails, he will be instructed to acquire Cupp, a serviceable alternate. One of the two will then be mated with the Acosta unit. For science.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zombie Washington Carver at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (aKsyK)
The example of which shows the folly of the windfarms.....
If wind could power turbines enough to do hard work they would be on liners.
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (qt4GF)
Leave Berkeley and Portland out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:07 PM
Ahem.....
Posted by: Seattle at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (MTjB1)
Oh, about a week hooked up to a power generating plant belching out CO2 should do it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (YqDXo)
Shipping Giant Maersk Says It Will End Its Use of Fossil Fuels by... Um... 2050
So they're brining back Clipper ships?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 02:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
Nope. And NS Savannah was a prestige/propaganda project and is laid up as a museum.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:11 PM (eAZVt)
pfff. reached that milestone in the '90s.
Posted by: Andrew Virtually Normal Sullivan at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (wYClZ)
I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM
Dirigibles.
I've actually seen a couple pretty good business plans for this.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (0tfLf)
If wind could power turbines enough to do hard work they would be on liners.
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:10 PM (qt4GF)
Maybe they plan to go back to the Age of Sail?
How many sails would you need to move a super tanker?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (DodRu)
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (g0Lfb)
You just rub it back and forth on the carpet a few times.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:09 PM (tDk60)
Are we still talking about cucks & MILFs?
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
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To the extent that anything counted as civilian industry in the USSR, they had one.
A nuclear powered icebreaker, which is freakin' badass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: brak at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (VckGX)
They've never seen how many ppl it takes to man even a 100 ton schooner and the sea is a dangerous mistress.
As you get larger the manpower goes up dramatically. Even with mechanical assists (the last clipper ships were guano carriers traveling from the Argentine to Germany)it is still labor intensive.
And these days the cat-o-nine tails is a no no. Even a rope starter is a union violation. You try climbing up 90 feet above a tossing deck to reef sail without some really really impressive incentives.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (hci5m)
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Ray Guy at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
It served all of 10 years, by contrast the T-2 Tankers served 45 years....
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (qt4GF)
Posted by: garrett
Are we still talking about cucks & MILFs?
Posted by: josephistan
Sounds like dogs anal glands.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ray Guy at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (g0Lfb)
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Dude. You. Me. And probably three other old fuckers here even know who you are.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
probably be claimed to be caused by the recently-invented fusion power<<<
Cold fusion. And teleportation.
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (2Mnv1)
They've never seen how many ppl it takes to man even a 100 ton schooner and the sea is a dangerous mistress.
And you still need diesel generators to run the electronic equipment
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (Cus5s)
And bio fuels are an even bigger fraud than solar or wind.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM (qxq6t)
The obvious problem with biofuels is that they're already half-oxidized, and so are relatively inefficient as a way of storing energy. Plus, their combustion would lead to that deadly killer gas, CO2. I know eco-nuts think that biofuels are renewable, etc. but the numbers just don't work.
Btw, while it's common to refer to a "quantum leap" as if it's some massive lurch forward, in fact it is the smallest possible change in a variable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mallfly Ocasio-Cortez at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm) "
Hall of Fame punter. I don't think he's *that* obscure.
Now, naming a second famous punter would be a feat.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)
And you still need diesel generators to run the electronic equipment
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (TAmPV)
Sails made of solar panels! See? Invention.
Posted by: Occasional-Cortex at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ray Guy at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (g0Lfb)
Are you the guy with the wooden foot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: tmitsss at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (3MaAt)
As you get larger the manpower goes up dramatically. Even with mechanical assists (the last clipper ships were guano carriers traveling from the Argentine to Germany)it is still labor intensive.
The sail on an oil tanker would have to be 200' tall.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (hci5m)
Oh, you mean like the time I had to go up the stick to secure a Radar antenna that was falling off its pedestal? at night? in a storm? (bolts had sheared).
When I had the great paycheck of an E-4 in 1981?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
https://twitter.com/medstonesa/status/1068239994131804160
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)
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Reggie Robie
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (8XRCm)
consistently and in known directions in parts of the ocean! If we could
only harness that. And beans, and disabled, one-legged seasoned, sea
captains!..and the under- used power of chanted songs..
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Hey ho, we'll go, anywhere the wind is blowing; Hey ho, we'll go, sailing for adventure on the . . .
Muppet Treasure Island is one of my favorite musicals. (So appropriate for this blog and waving hello to grammie who is living the one-eyed life for us all.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM
Who you calling old?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (cfwQb)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM (0tfLf)
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Thats TWO.
Who else???
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (MTjB1)
Sails made of solar panels! See? Invention.
There is actually a mega sailing yacht called the Black Pearl has that.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM
Shane Lechler.
Posted by: Mr. Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (ctuyM)
They left out the part about the mutants.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2018 02:02 PM (uIR1+)
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Get out of here stalker!
Posted by: Random NPC from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (BDZWU)
I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 02:08 PM
How about we get convicts to row ships around? We could have, say, three levels of rowers, and a guy near the bow pounding a drum to help them keep in rhythm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM
And my wife will cough up a cheat pas with Kate Upton. (We watched a commercial for some online game that Upton was doing little scenes for; wife's reaction: "she didn't bother to bleach her eyebrows when she did her hair, did she? Did you see that!?!
Three times I was asked that.
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Mr. Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (ctuyM)
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He's infamous.
Not famous.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (8XRCm)
pinky promise
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:17 PM (g0Lfb)
No, the government will find some way to make it mandatory.
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (DodRu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)
To be fair, the fusion in a thermonuclear bomb is pretty short lived too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:20 PM (ycWCI)
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JK Scott, rookie punter for the Green Bay Cheese. Get in on the ground floor with this one.
https://tinyurl.com/y96bxpsc
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:20 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2018 02:20 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: All Boomers at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (nFwvY)
https://maritime.org/tour/savannah/
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM (iQKgg)
It's in Baltimore, that's close enough to try to tour her one of these days
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2018 02:18 PM
You can control the fusion event by maintaining a constant plasma shield that is held in place by transwarp coils. The coils act as a focal lens for the neutron beam that is regulated by magnetic bonds as they interface with the propulsion unit.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:13 PM
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Oh, you mean like the time I had to go up the stick to secure a Radar antenna that was falling off its pedestal? at night? in a storm? (bolts had sheared).
When I had the great paycheck of an E-4 in 1981?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:16 PM
Bravo Zulu. Now, them passageways need to be swept down, fore and aft.
Posted by: The Goat Locker at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:14 PM (qt4GF)
Lee Tregurtha
https://tinyurl.com/yafjrbjm
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mallfly Ocasio-Cortez at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf) "
So magic. Got it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (oZ6kz)
I watched the whole thing waiting for a truck to come in and squash him. Very disappointed.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (MxEKc)
You can control the fusion event by maintaining a constant plasma shield that is held in place by transwarp coils. The coils act as a focal lens for the neutron beam that is regulated by magnetic bonds as they interface with the propulsion unit.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)
I'm not convinced half of that was real words.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (h5Df3)
That used to work great in the bathtub when I was four.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (oVJmc)
Our time stamps are the same so in keeping with SJW/Marxist orthodoxy...
We should each receive an equitable and fair portion of first.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (e1q4h)
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Since you're here to comment, I'm guessing you didn't say something along the lines of, "Eyebrows? Kate has eyebrows?"
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (z2W2E)
I don't know about you...but, I need a miracle every day.
Posted by: Bob Weir at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)
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You forgot about the dilithium crystals.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (hjaPQ)
Row well and live.
"We keep you alive to serve this ship." - future motto of the Democratic party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (oVJmc)
No, but its enough time for us to realize the Ice Age is starting... so we won't worry about Global Warmering anymore.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (NgKpN)
Oh they can produce power thru fusion. They just have to inject more power in than they get out to do it.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (hci5m)
Quite, though technically a T-3....
If there were economic advantage in boutique powerplants the industry would have found it....
kind of the whole point of logistics corporations really.
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (qt4GF)
I watched the whole thing waiting for a truck to come in and squash him. Very disappointed.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 10, 2018 02:22 PM (KCxuz)
One of the linked articles this morning included a photo the caption of which included the phrase "the scientist Bill Nye."
Rage stroke.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
Yes.*
*sort of. There are Russian nuclear powered icebreakers. They're civilian in the sense that they're not exactly military, but kind of.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Occasional-Cortex at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:15 PM
Shane Lechler.
Posted by: Mr. Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro
Sammy Baugh?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (ZqRa6)
2 years after expiration of Al Gore's 10-year deadline, Tom Steyer gives humanity 12 years to act before 'unimaginable suffering'
Of course, that still won't take us to 2050.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)
For me, that would be Darren Bennett (sp?). Aussie Rules guy who played for San Diego and just clobbered runners who got past everyone.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (CE5C/)
They won't talk about it but we've passed many a dire filled date without anything happening.
And they still keep prophesying them. The latest has been put out into 12 years from now.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:05 PM (hci5m)
+++
Very smart way of shutting everyone else up for a good long while. Just getting ahead of the game.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (rE1pK)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM (hci5m)
Democrat finance in action. Put everybody on unemployment insurance, and watch the economy boom!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (A2Uq6)
"The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits -- a false doorway to the backside of life. A filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)
I am glad these children were here today to hear this authentic Star Trek technobabble, Diogenes Laforge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (ycWCI)
Because they can't use Nuclear.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:03 PM (NgKpN)
Hate to tell you this but, YES.
These 'sails' are actually rotating poles that provide lift and forward motion. They work on smaller boats (including some of the larger yachts) but I don't see them being able to move these current modern freighters. They'd have to drop size and weight back to the old wooden ships to make it work.
Plus Stormy would always be trying to work the sail poles, making them even less feasible.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (XJktg)
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (e1q4h)
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Since you're here to comment, I'm guessing you didn't say something along the lines of, "Eyebrows? Kate has eyebrows?"
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching
my first thought was, "who looks that high!?!"
my vocalized reaction was, "I did not and do not look for such things", followed by, "gee, women are much harsher on each other than any man ever could be".
Posted by: Minefields are safer at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (4+twt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:24 PM
Dilithium...it is sooooo Stardate 2159.4.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (0tfLf)
I mean, yesterday he tweeted at Trump the video of the Dolphins last play win against the Patriots as if it was an attack on Trump, and today he's threatening to sue one of Jacob Wohl's twitter followers for posting a video of him at the mall claiming it violates California's 2-party consent laws for recording. When's the last time we got to see this public of a mental collapse? Charlie Sheen?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (eAZVt)
Hmmm.... so we are going back to Sailing ships?
What about when Big Business uses up all the wind???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
Oops, no wind today. I guess we sit around and wait for the weather to change.
Your iPhone 57 will be there in 6 to 12 weeks, we promise!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (GBteo)
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Boy, are they going to be embarrassed when there's no ice to break!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
2 years after expiration of Al Gore's 10-year deadline, Tom Steyer gives humanity 12 years to act before 'unimaginable suffering'
Of course, that still won't take us to 2050.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)
"Ten years, ten years, do I hear twelve years? I do, I have twelve years, do I hear fourteen years? Fourteen years going once, going twice, ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (A2Uq6)
Oh, so we just make it up in volume.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (8XRCm)
under our plan to produce a carbon free economy, we will create five
million good paying jobs for the people who will row the boats like in
those movies about the Vikings, although I'm really a Giants fan, so
maybe we could have giants just push the ships to give them a good head
start.
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Michael row the boat ashore, alleluia; Michael row the boat ashore . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (MIKMs)
After all, fighting global warming involves crushing the suburbanites and their lifestyles - you don't have change your behavior, of course.
1600 lbs of warm, life-giving CO2 emissions for every traveling Timbers fan! After all, soccer games are truly important, not those jerks in cars raising families.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Survivors of the Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps will power the ships that traverse it's stupendous expanse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)
"The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits -- a false doorway to the backside of life. A filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM (ctuyM)
So CNN thinks it was an instruction manual?
Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Chick Corea at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (4+twt)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
Oops, no wind today. I guess we sit around and wait for the weather to change.
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Whatever you do, don't kill an albatross!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)
2. And then a miracle happens...
Posted by: Maersk Corporate Strategery Plan at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin at December 10, 2018 02:23 PM (z2W2E)
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Producing plastic with hydrogen co-product:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77hvac7
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (iQKgg)
Unfortunately, we had little wind. Still needed the (somewhat underpowered) engines.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (Y24LV)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (eAZVt)
So, its like the ethanol they put in gas then?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
I know, right?
Someone should tell the Russians to stop wasting their money!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (GBteo)
2 years after expiration of Al Gore's 10-year deadline, Tom Steyer gives humanity 12 years to act before 'unimaginable suffering'
Save humanity! Ban the Democrats!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: China at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:25 PM
What until they read it after three tequila slammers. It's so much better.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (0tfLf)
Hmmm.... so we are going back to Sailing ships?
What about when Big Business uses up all the wind???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
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Then we'll just use oarsmen, silly.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (rE1pK)
228 Oh they can produce power thru fusion. They just have to inject more power in than they get out to do it.
Oh, so we just make it up in volume.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:27 PM (CE5C/)
Wait, I think we can make this work with financial derivatives!
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (W4LFA)
Is this a remake or a different take like 'Sicario'
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)
When was the last time people ran outside to scream at the heavens because Trump won?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 02:29 PM (h5Df3) "
Credit default swaps are the answer to clean and sustainable energy.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
*looks at weather machines*
*rubs hands together*
Posted by: The Joos at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (t6MX/)
"Why do they want to do this," he asked Rock-Face, his war chief. "It cannot make the People happy."
"They do not seek the happiness of the People," Rock-Face said. He was a war chief, and he had fought much, and knew that some leaders did things only to make their people unhappy. It did not make sense, but it was so.
"I want to make the People happy," Sun-In-His-Hair said. "That makes me happy."
"Soot and Little Big Drunk are unhappy," replied the old war chief. "They want the People to be unhappy, too. It is a punishment. It unites them."
Sun-In-His-Hair frowned. Perhaps it was too much for some to be happy. It made no sense, so he stopped thinking about it and ate his meal quietly.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: the underpants gnomes at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (rjqjX)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:26 PM (eAZVt)
Doh!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM (4+twt)
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Be sure to check out our holiday specials. Book now!
Posted by: Windstar at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (iQKgg)
It would be beautiful.
Also: Fucking Stupid
Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:30 PM (hLRSq) "
Well, it's 2:34 EST, so...probably like 1:45.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Thermodynamics be hard, yo!
Posted by: 2nd year STEM majors at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (ctuyM)
Combine what with a rich harvest of manganese nodules from the seabed and we will be the Jetsons.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (6teKQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (yL25O)
We tie a rope to each ship, then in each port we put a big-ass pulley. Then we get everybody who lives around the port to get off his ass and heave on the rope.
Needless to say, China will then be the dominant maritime power.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (A2Uq6)
Cheap, clean energy technology exists, but Big Oil bought up all the patents and buried them! They killed the guy who invented the 200-mpg carburetor, too!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (4+twt)
Posted by: Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin
Hydrogen will fuel our ships. Fossil fuel will power the electrolysis process. See?
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (nIvDu)
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That's the way they did it in Wakanda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)
The coast guard has, IIRC, 2 of the heavy icebreakers, both were build in the 70's and both are in Seattle.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (6teKQ)
...
Popular Science of the 80's was such Fake News, we just didn't know it yet.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (MxEKc)
But, it has engines in addition to sails.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (w7KSn)
Now we just have to get the fusion reactors to identify as being net producers of energy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (A2Uq6)
These are 2-3 masted schooners that have a crew of 10 or more with passengers/crew of 20-30.
The way they work it is you pay to work on the cruise. They have a cadre of ship handlers and use the passengers for auxiliary crew for sail handling on deck with winches and other such actions while the 'real' crew goes aloft.
The numbers may be off it's been a while since I researched it and I don't even know if they're in operation anymore.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (hci5m)
Wonder what they are going to make her plead to in order to get that deal?
aww fuck!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (qxq6t)
Oh? It depends who's counting the votes.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (nIvDu)
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Name the first one HMS Hindenburg.
Please.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (8XRCm)
Because it will be in receivership (?) by then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (A2Uq6)
It would be beautiful.
Also: Fucking Stupid
Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (BfOXk)
I say we buy futures in really tall, straight, pine trees that are suitable for use as center masts.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (hjaPQ)
We tie a rope to each ship, then in each port we put a big-ass pulley. Then we get everybody who lives around the port to get off his ass and heave on the rope.
Needless to say, China will then be the dominant maritime power.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM (A2Uq6)
...
You know how if you walk to the back of a canoe, the canoe moves forward?
We just need a line of ships across the ocean and herds of people to walk across them from one continent to the other.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Captain Bill Kristol at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)
(Assuming he still owns a domicile - the 2nd ex probably took all those in the divorce)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)
... a Glomar Explorer flashback
To think there is a UN treaty based on a CIA cover story for an operation to retrieve a Soviet submarine.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (QkjLD)
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Hmm...
There now cases with wind farms causing more turbulent airflow to arrive at downstream farms significantly reducing conversion efficiency downstream. Engage the attorneys!
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (iQKgg)
change the name of the company, and *presto*, Maersk isn't suing any.
now, hand over the millions of dollars my plan is worth.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (YtJs4)
Oh? It depends who's counting the votes.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (nIvDu)
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If we take a vote and the press loses, sounds pretty democratic to me.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Luckily Obama shrugged when Danny Pearl was beheaded, because "that's different."
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (qt4GF)
'Right there.
Right there.
Don't stop...
Now choke me!'
-Shit SE Cupp also said, Vol I
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: ShainS -- Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (yUfyD)
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:28 PM
You know who else is a hydrogen co-product?
Posted by: Oxygen diHydride, Ace's indispensible consumable at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (ctuyM)
Somebody needs a spanking.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)
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The stupidest thing would be if we were going back to Christopher Cross.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)
... a Glomar Explorer flashback
To think there is a UN treaty based on a CIA cover story for an operation to retrieve a Soviet submarine.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (QkjLD)
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Besides the current Coup Cucks Clan activity, that is probably the most fantastic "it can't be real - that's from some political thriller" event in the modern world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)
Alternate post title:
Maersk Says It Will "Go Green" In Their Smuggling Of Russian Sex Slaves And Islamic Terrorists
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (eC1xx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (GBteo)
Polar Star is active. Polar Sea has been cannibalized (hi Bob!) for parts. There are indications that at least one and maybe two new ice breakers will be built.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)
No, silly. California will just tilt up one end of the state and let HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. (aka the "Brown Streak") roll downhill.
Then, we'll tilt the state the other way for the return trip. Does California have to think of everything?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (A2Uq6)
The Prince of Wales is to issue a stark warning that nations have "less than 100 months to act" to save the planet from irreversible damage due to climate change.
seen in the UK Telegraph March 7 2009
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
We do have a medium icebreaker though. also in seattle.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (GBteo)
A series of tests of the various strangling techniques might be warranted.
Science - for the Children..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (6teKQ)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:34 PM (yL25O)
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i do: that's how i lost all my gubs...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (YtJs4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)
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Sailing takes me away to where..
Ive always heard it could be.
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free!!
*your earworm will thank me.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (hLRSq)
yeah, just looked it up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (GBteo)
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I remember reading as a kid that nuclear power would make energy so cheap, producers wouldn't even bother to bill for it. And I believed it, because I wanted a flying car.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (2LelM)
Jobs immigrant Aztecs can do.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Michael Lardass Moore at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:31 PM
Get in ahead of the rush, and buy junk bonds now.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (ctuyM)
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My rather faulty memory says that both are in drydock for major repairs. I have always said that I would like an icebreaker for our US security for Christmas.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (MIKMs)
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Strangling. Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Greg "Psycho" Gianforte at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (AzW6q)
HMS Prince Charles
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (LsBY9)
USS Congress
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (r+sAi)
HMS Prince Charles
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:36 PM (LsBY9)
USS Hillary Campaign
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)
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Maybe German, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, or Chinese Skittles.
Posted by: RioBravo at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (iQKgg)
Actually, there are a couple of 'cruise' ships with sails that are longer than 600 ft.
Sail is not main propulsion, more of an add in and marketing ploy... but they do have sails.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (NgKpN)
Maesk Says It Will Return To Using "Green" Sail-Ships For Maritime Transport
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (eC1xx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 10, 2018 02:40 PM (nAeGR)
Posted by: josephistan at December 10, 2018 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
Windstar Cruises is one such.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)
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The Steyer giverh and the Prince of Wales taketh away.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)
~ 16 bucks a gallon IIRC
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:06 PM (qt4GF
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$2 in gas and $14 in taxes
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 02:40 PM (k/w1G)
We have spent all day with tractor, snow-blower, and shovels trying to claw our way out of 10 inches of early December snow just to get to the freaking road.
I want my global warming. Not in 2025, not in 2050.
I want it now. Yesterday.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 02:41 PM (Rxduq)
anyone remember ROCKY DENNIS in the movie MAERSK?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 10, 2018 02:41 PM (eC1xx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (2LelM)
What if all the water drains out of the ocean?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 10, 2018 02:41 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Promising things beyond 2050 is the ultimate virtue signalling.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2018 02:39 PM (r+sAi)
People have a two year memory or less. The promise is less than worthless. It is a cynical play on greenies' gullability that costs them nothing. I applaud the effort.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (t6MX/)
Without assistance or a dotted line on the floor. Swearsies.
Posted by: James Comey at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
You know how you end carbon emissions altogether? Cease to exist. These idiots don't even know what the term means. I am so wholly sick of science as religion. People who treat science like a tribe fascinated by a shiny object: this is holy and wonderful and I worship it, but know nothing about it!
Its the same batch of fools who post "I f'in love science" memes and worship at the altar of the holy trinity: George Takei, Bill Nye, and Neil Degrasse Tyson. Only one of them is really a scientist at any level, and its a pretty low level. But they're cool and have cool memes and Takei was on Star Trek!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary *hic* Clinton at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (DuAZ5)
want my global warming.
Not in 2025, not in 2050.
I want it now. Yesterday.
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Money for nothing
and the chicks are free.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
100 months? What's that in dog years?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (eC1xx)
*by that time, my prostate will be the size of a grapefruit, so it is doable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:33 PM (GBteo)
*************
All your pine trees belong to us.
Posted by: Forest Fires at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (k/w1G)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (GbPPJ)
So let's see, we're now getting our scientific analyses and economic policy suggestions from a guy who talks to plants and who aspires to be a tampon. Do I have that right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (N4I/S)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (4+twt)
"Let's get this straight. In about 300 years you mastered wind, steam, internal combustion, nuclear fission...and you went back to wind?"
"Exterminate them. ALL of them."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (2LelM)
What if all the water drains out of the ocean?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 10, 2018 02:41 PM (A2Uq6)
Drill into the crust?
You'll let the Dinosaurs out ya big dummy!
Posted by: David Innes, from Pellucidar at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (NgKpN)
Realistically, we'll have to start building all those Flettner-mast sailboats by 2045, so sign now so we can get going!
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (8erNz)
but the required calculations can only be performed by an ibm 5100.
Posted by: john titor at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:44 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (t6MX/)
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Yeah, me too... this is a marketing a scam I would dream up.
I can see that meeting now.
To the engineers: "Don't worry - we have no intention of ever considering making good on this. As you were."
To legal: "Find a way to make sure none of this is legally binding."
To the PR people: "Now do your work, and get these drooling NPCs away from us."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (GbPPJ)
That just makes me miss (the extremely similar) Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (UnA8+)
A series of tests of the various strangling techniques might be warranted.
Science - for the Children..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (6teKQ)
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Plus, democracy.
Nothing purifies an idea like voting for it. These are the morons who can't figure out why the national popular vote doesn't necessarily affect majorities in the Senate.
In fact, I think we need something like "a vote to strangle the press" as a means to suddenly have the press convert en masse to the ideas of enumerated rights, limited government, and a representative republic.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Stand down. She is being procured. For science.
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Your Betters at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (k/w1G)
"Let's get this straight. In about 300 years you mastered wind, steam, internal combustion, nuclear fission...and you went back to wind?"
"Exterminate them. ALL of them."
Posted by: Zod at December 10, 2
FML.
Posted by: zombie Robert Fulton at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 10, 2018 02:41 PM (A2Uq6)
Drill into the crust?
You'll let the Dinosaurs out ya big dummy!
Are you suggesting this as a way for the US to solve the Puerto Rico Problem? That's SO racist...
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (8erNz)
...Ming the Merciless...
Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (golr6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (UnA8+)
I'll be 109, but hey, it's the goal that matters, right? So, where are my #VirtueBucks ?
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Richard Gere at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Your Betters at December 10, 2018 02:45 PM (k/w1G)
That's funny is what that is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Smile Ray!
No. Don't. Stop!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He looks rough in that Chantix commercial.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (W4LFA)
There's gonna be one shipper in 2050, and that's Amazon.
Maersk might as well paint that stupid Amazon smile on their boats right now.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (Jj+59)
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I agree.
She needs to talk to Google, Facebook, You Tube, and Twitter about that.
Calling Acosta a poopyhead is not "strangling the press," hon. It's exercising freedom of speech and, if written in a tweet, freedom of the press.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)
confronts Veronica *draws all the hearts* about how there was a
commercial about Veridian Dynamics going green and she agrees that there
was a commercial about it but when Ted asks what actual plans there are
to do it, she responds "Are you trying to achieve all your dreams,
Ted?"
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:43 PM (GbPPJ)
One of the best, most underrated, and shortest-lived shows of all time.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (rE1pK)
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (yL25O)
-Maersk
are prayer rooms for the norse gods in the offing?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (xGZ+b)
A series of tests of the various strangling techniques might be warranted.
Science - for the Children..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 02:37 PM (6teKQ)
And we put 'em on PPV, and pay down a lot of the national debt. Genius!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (A2Uq6)
She's probably got a good gag reflex so, no worries.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (hci5m)
Being right's not a bulletproof vest, Freddy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)
One of the best, most underrated, and shortest-lived shows of all time.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (NYS7S)
Does ANY Victor Fresco show last for any real length of time?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (UnA8+)
Chantix may lead to thoughts of suicide.
Of course, so does a mirror if you are Ray Liota.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (tDk60)
I'll be 109, but hey, it's the goal that matters, right? So, where are my #VirtueBucks ?
Posted by: DocJ
I'll definitely stop by 2062.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (k/w1G)
So is Maersk going to immediately shut down their North Sea drilling company, currently in the top 20 drilling companies in the world?
Per the Puppy-Blender, I'll believe that global warming is a crisis when the greenies start acting like it's a crisis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (veoSD)
-Maersk
are prayer rooms for the norse gods in the offing?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (xGZ+b)
Odin't we tell you about that?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (aKsyK)
We also need a temp probe and cell hotspot down there to remind them if they've failed.
And we need a thousand-year contract with AT&T to update that hotspot. We'll call it the Perpetual Guilt Contract.
Posted by: Maersk at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 02:46 PM (UnA8+)
I'm wildly waving my arm overhead, calling for a fair catch of SMOD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (A2Uq6)
your experience differs from mine. seems like whenever i log in to check a balance, i'm being nattered about switching to non-paper bills. i decline, because the height of the bill pile serves as a clock indicating when it's time to pay bills.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (8erNz)
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Eh, there will probably be types of energy available in 2051 that we can't even conceive of today.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (k/w1G)
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (ROzyM)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (xGZ+b)
Odin't we tell you about that?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
Berserker out front shoulda told ye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)
Nope.
But AtC is here.
So we have 1/2 the dance team necessary to call up Mothra
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (tDk60)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (oZ6kz)
How many new energy sources have we come up with since 1987?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
https://www.theswingercruise.com/
http://www.blisscruise.com/
cold fusion of threads is possible!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (YtJs4)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Yup.
I'd forgotten this clip: https://youtu.be/Qf4naR0r8Yg
*adds to Veronica shrine*
I doubt that the episode where everyone insults everyone else would even be allowed to air now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Pssssst.
Manmade CO2 really isnt an issue. Its literally a mosquito fart in a thunderstorm.
All of CO2 in its entirety is only .035% of the total atmosphere. Thats POINT OH thee-five percent.
Of THAT mans portion is about 3 or 4% depending on who you listen too.
So. .0035 times .04 equals .00014 ish something.
A .00014 increase of anything is ..... crap. Its like saying 7 people move to Denver and everybody there is gonna starve to death.
Go away tree huggers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (A2Uq6)
Thanks, now I have to explain to my co-workers why I just spewed hot tea all over my monitors.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (NYS7S)
You hate the First Amendment if you don't think of journalists as highly as they think of themselves.
(see also: "Philistine")
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Kermit the pimp at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon
One season of Firefly.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (4+twt)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)
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Arrested Development was a popular show with a clutch of Emmies.
But it had a big cast and was expensive to produce, so Fox cancelled it four seasons in, since it exceeded the per episode budget of $40 for "When Dancing Celebrities Attack."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (BXMxN)
How many since 1887?
(spoiler-one nuclear)
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (qt4GF)
.... and Im off by a decimal place.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
http://www.gp.org/green_new_deal
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (ZqRa6)
But AtC is here.
So we have 1/2 the dance team necessary to call up Mothra
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (tDk60)<<<
1/2, is that a short joke?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (rjqjX)
393 383 341 Good enough for the Vikings, god enough for us.
-Maersk
are prayer rooms for the norse gods in the offing?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (xGZ+b)
Odin't we tell you about that?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
As long as y'all don't make a big deal about it. I prefer to keep things Loki.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (veoSD)
Well, we tried the Savannah, but...you've got to have a maintenance and fueling infrastructure, qualified crew, tolerable insurance rates, and ports that won't go 'eh, nah' when you show up.
Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
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I'll go ahead and bet it's not cheaper.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: troyriser at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: Ray Liota at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (QqY+m)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Fair question, but if someone could harness the power of pointless #VirtueSignaling we could power the globe well into the United Federation of Planets era.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (NYS7S)
they'll be pushme-pullyus like the dornier do-335. the windmill on the front collects the power to drive the propeller on the rear.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Maersk CEo eyballing the Green Peace girl with big tits in the front row at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 10, 2018 02:38 PM (hjaPQ)
Ah! But they failed to anticipate the left adding billions of dollars of compliance costs, regulations, and other roadblocks to the construction and utilization of nuclear power plants.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (GBteo)
And Ken Watanabe(sp?) walking/staggering around looking confused.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (ycWCI)
The United States had the NS Savannah in the 1950's.
Maybe pebble bed reactors can make them go economically today.
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (k/w1G)
393 383 341 Good enough for the Vikings, god enough for us.
-Maersk
are prayer rooms for the norse gods in the offing?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 02:47 PM (xGZ+b)
Odin't we tell you about that?
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
As long as y'all don't make a big deal about it. I prefer to keep things Loki.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (veoSD)
Heimdal for that!
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
How many new energy sources have we come up with since 1987?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
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I DONT FRAKKING KNOW!?!?!?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
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See, we're overdue!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (fqUgw)
I thought that was Lena Dungheap? And she's still available, ya big hunk.
Posted by: James Comey at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Colin at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (4+twt)
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I laughed and laughed at those until a drilling company caused the mud flood in East Java while I was living there.
https://bit.ly/2A7RXLW
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jolo at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Jolo at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (WrMOC)
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But the sharks would eat the captive whales!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM
1/2? Luxury!!
We only had 1/1024, and were happy to have it!
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (ctuyM)
There's gonna be one shipper in 2050, and that's Amazon.
Maersk might as well paint that stupid Amazon smile on their boats right now.
Amazon would go tits up without Maersk moving those containers from China.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Santa Clarita Diet is very funny. It helps that Drew and Timothy Olyphant have good chemistry and are not afraid at all to be the butt of the joke.
Snowpocalypse update: We ended up with a foot, give or take. It took me about an hour to brush off the car and shovel all the snow from around it and tomorrow is going to be a nightmare.
It's just warm enough for everything to melt and then tonight it is going to be 21 with clear skies. Good times, good times.
As of now the office is open tomorrow and I am not looking forward to the drive in. We have clients coming in tomorrow and I have to be there for the meeting or I would say screw it I'm not coming in.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (GbPPJ)
Fracking has existed since ~1867.
Seriously.
Nuclear-you know the one form of energy that can meet the Goreons stated desires.
Posted by: sven at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (qt4GF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
Incidentally, that is the 10 times actual percentage (the left's numbers) of actual no-BS nazi's in the U.S.
Lefties have a thing for making a mountain out of a molehill.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)
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I'll go ahead and bet it's not cheaper.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:52 PM (yL25O)
I don't know if its so much a cost thing as it is a regulatory thing -- I don't think a non-military vessel in the US could legally or practically be nuclear powered.
But it'd also require a lot of staff dedicated to making sure things run smoothly and whatnot.
So I don't know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Chris M at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (eAZVt)
The nicest cruises I've ever been on were the old '50s ships with chaises down the open side decks and you brought six or seven books on board with you and read until 2AM.
And, oddly, I thought that even back in my 30s when I might have opportunity to hump like a stoat.
Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (8erNz)
Chantix may lead to thoughts of suicide.
Of course, so does a mirror if you are Ray Liota.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2018 02:48 PM (tDk60)<<<
He looks terrible.
Posted by: Robert Davi at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (rjqjX)
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Washington Post says that Kashoggi is better than Daniel Pearl. Rather frightening, that comparison.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (MIKMs)
Manmade CO2 really isnt an issue. Its literally a mosquito fart in a thunderstorm.
All of CO2 in its entirety is only .035% of the total atmosphere. Thats POINT OH thee-five percent.
Of THAT mans portion is about 3 or 4% depending on who you listen too.
So. .0035 times .04 equals .00014 ish something.
A .00014 increase of anything is ..... crap. Its like saying 7 people move to Denver and everybody there is gonna starve to death.
Go away tree huggers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
My man.
I've led liberals through the same calculation, likening the atmosphere to the population of the US (call it 300 million; seems like more during the rush hour, I know).
In that case, ALL CO2 would amount to about ... 100,000 people. Anthropogenic CO2 would amount to about ... 3000 people.
So adding 3000 people to the population of the US - not 3000 terrorists, or 3000 Nobel Laureates, but 3000 people who are identical in every respect with the 100,000 who are already here - and somehow now all unshirted hell is going to break loose?
No sale.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Geez, what are you tho Thor about, mithter?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (lLoBm)
Posted by: Jolo at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (WrMOC) "
My offer is $250k for 10% plus I get a 2% royalty in perpetuity.
Posted by: Kevin O'Leary at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)
http://www.gp.org/green_new_deal
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Boy, and I thought Spongebob Squarepants was unrealistic!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:55 PM (GbPPJ)
...
so, like, waist deep.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
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Stepladders ARE a bitch to move around in a snow drift.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
Seems obvious.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)
A foot give or take? So that's somewhere between double-amputee and freak of nature?
Posted by: JEM at December 10, 2018 02:57 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (GBteo)
Just saw the trailer for Godzilla 2 and lo and behold, tons of global warming/climate change nonsense. Yay!
And Ken Watanabe(sp?) walking/staggering around looking confused.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (ycWCI)
That one scene where Watanabe pulls out the burned up watch to try to shame the American nuclear barbarians.... ugh. I was hoping to see the Admiral grab the watch from his hands, bend him over the chart table and shove it up Watanabe's ass while screaming "RAPE OF NANKING, UNIT 731, BATAAN DEATH MARCH MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR DADDY GOT WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (eC1xx)
Good thing I couldn't pass the physical. I'd be an over educated unemployable Nuke Tech. Worse off than Homer Simpson.
It sounded SOOOO good back then though.
Now they've retired most nukes in the Navy, the Power Industry (at least in the US) is dwindling and there's no new plants scheduled to build for years.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (hci5m)
Snowpocalypse update: We ended up with a foot, give or take.
Did this have one of those stupid Weather Channel names? Winter Storm Ignatz?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (LsBY9)
Bezos is already talking about the end of Amazon, so I doubt it's gonna be them. Guy's a loonie commie-pinko, but he's not stupid.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 10, 2018 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Skip too far and we end up with Godzuki.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
That he's never yet been right about anything makes the pristine nature of his idiocy even more apparent.
Posted by: aelfheld at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (IxDhF)
Because we and the Brits are the only people that I trust with nuclear reactors on ships. Rickover built a very good thing with zero tolerance for fuckery. Merchant fleets? Nah.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 02:59 PM (ctuyM)
me about an hour to brush off the car and shovel all the snow from
around it and tomorrow is going to be a nightmare.===
How smal-, er, how big-, er, what size was the shovel?
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 02:59 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2018 02:53 PM (NYS7S)
I'm working on a way to harness stupidity as a power source. Talk about an energy bonanza.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 02:59 PM (A2Uq6)
My favorite would be a tall, willowy, volleyball player nicknames "Spike" be the secret identify of AtC.
Years of trolling us. Although those blessed Victory pictures of treasured memory do not seen to go with willowy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 02:59 PM (hyuyC)
That he's never yet been right about anything makes the pristine nature of his idiocy even more apparent.
Posted by: aelfheld at December 10, 2018 02:58 PM (IxDhF)
And a boring writer.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2018 03:00 PM (y7DUB)
so, like, waist deep.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM (yL25O)
Someone's getting hit with an iceball.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2018 03:00 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 10, 2018 03:00 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 02:56 PM
Welcome to The List.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2018 02:59 PM (ctuyM)
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I already have official sealed papers for a cot and extra smallpox-free blanket in Alextopia.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2018 03:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2018 03:01 PM (gmo/4)
Good thing I couldn't pass the physical. I'd be an over educated unemployable Nuke Tech. Worse off than Homer Simpson.
A young friend of mine, for whom I wrote a letter of recommendation to the Navy, has recently started nuke training. (Which is apparently very prestigious.)
I tried to provide some balance by pointing out that his Navy career might end unexpectedly, e.g., when a Democrat President decides to RIF half of the Navy or something, and that he should give a thought to what he'd do then. My suggestion was he might want to think about one of the other options, which in his case was supply. Maybe not glamorous, but if the Navy rug gets pulled out from under him, there'd be a zillion opportunities for someone with experience in logistics.
Alas, he plumped for the nukes anyway. Ah well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2018 03:03 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2018 03:08 PM (AJj50)
Wait.... Gray's Anatomy is still on..... meaning people are still watching? I assume they must have killed off all the original actors by now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2018 03:08 PM (r+sAi)
449 -studio fucking audience
has anyone told the paris 2024 olympics committee about this new spectator sport?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2018 03:09 PM (NmR1a)
Isn't solar power technically a type fusion energy?And wind power?
I'd take a hint from God.
He located the reactor 93 million miles away for a reason.
Posted by: rayj at December 10, 2018 03:11 PM (pI/IV)
Maersk: We tried out these really cool huge kites that pull like crazy, but we only get 2.2 knots out of them, which is not very competitive. We plan to try harnessing hundreds of trained porpoises next, but if you think herding cats is tough... if you get that many of them together, all they want to do is fuck their brains out, and the hull gets really sticky.
ps. Morons, there REALLY ARE huge kites that some ships use to get slightly better efficiency downwind, and they really do look cool.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 10, 2018 03:13 PM (JqqRY)
I'd take a hint from God.
He located the reactor 93 million miles away for a reason.
Posted by: rayj at December 10, 2018 03:11 PM (pI/IV)
The kind of fusion we can do doesn't release any harmful radiation, and has no potential for runaway reactions. Don't think of it like fission, it's a very different animal.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 10, 2018 03:14 PM (J+mig)
CO2 is like a nice warm blankee to keep us warm.
Democrats are retarded.
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 03:20 PM (k/w1G)
"The kind of fusion we can do doesn't release any harmful radiation, and
has no potential for runaway reactions. Don't think of it like fission,
it's a very different animal."
It also doesn't work. "has no potential for runaway reactions" means it has no potential to generate more energy than it consumes. In order to get a functional fusion reactor, you need to duplicate the conditions in the sun.
Which is best done in the sun.
Posted by: rayj at December 10, 2018 03:21 PM (pI/IV)
Maybe Algore can figure it out but who knows what the fuck that guy does with his time and money.
Meanwhile Biden is curing cancer.
Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2018 03:24 PM (k/w1G)
Oh, sort of like NET tax expenses! Rep. Ossified-Cortex can explain it. She will be Chair of the Energy Sub-committee by then, so she can just make it so. Problem solved!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 10, 2018 03:24 PM (JqqRY)
"Fusion is unobtainable without a way to contain it....a method needs to
be able feed fuel to the nuclear fire....it's too hot to contain."
Gravity works.
But it requires a level of mass of the same magnitude as stars.
Posted by: rayj at December 10, 2018 03:26 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: dw at December 10, 2018 03:27 PM (stPAM)
Initially, it would be hella expensive. But after 10 years of running without buying 800,000,000 gallons of diesel?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Yes, because dead by nuclear bomb is so much worse than dead by bullet or incendiary bomb. You don't die as much when its a conventional bomb, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ronsfi at December 10, 2018 03:35 PM (N0xgg)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 10, 2018 03:36 PM (JqqRY)
Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at December 10, 2018 04:32 PM (wGqjj)
...ok, actually, just twice more, but then that's it...
...no, maybe more like ten times, swearsies...
...how about 99, it's less than 100, see?...
...come to think of it, this is harder than I thought (see what I did there?), so just let me have another 1000, and I'll be good. No, no, I'll keep track right here in this notebook. Yes, that's a conveniently erasable pen, why do you ask?...
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 10, 2018 04:45 PM (Hi8cV)
The naivete of these people is staggering. Nuclear powered ships use fissile material that can be weaponized, one way or another. I would be SHOCKED if a commercial entity, operating on the open ocean were ever allowed to license nuclear fuel.
Posted by: deadrody at December 10, 2018 06:31 PM (jsGbO)
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