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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"There is no better or more appropriate veteran to name the Manhattan VA after than Margaret Corbin," Kristen Rouse


Quote II

To the extent that PETA does any of these things, it does none of them well, opting for only the most ham-fisted Banksy-type shit in an attempt to shame individual people into becoming vegans. And this strategy hasn’t just failed—it’s made a mockery of the animal rights movement at a time when strong, well-organized advocacy could do a lot of good for everyone, regardless of whether they choose to eat meat or not.

Fix your shit, PETA, or fuck off. Paul Blest


Ahh, the left "eating" the left.

Quote III

Today’s Mrs. Grundys — let’s call them Mx. Grundys to be up to the moment — are progressive bullies intent on shutting everyone the hell up lest anyone fail to conform to their narrow sense of what is and is not acceptable. The humorless scolds have decided they are in charge, and for complicated reasons the rest of the culture is going along.

And they are driving us all crazy. John Podhoertz

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Shoe0nHead and Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer controversy.


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Whitey Bulger was murdered in prison. His attorney is suing the federal government.

Mr. Brennan says he is preparing to sue the government on behalf of Bulger’s estate for wrongful death and negligence to find out why authorities sent the frail, notorious gangster to the U.S. Penitentiary Hazelton in West Virginia, and put him in with the general population.

"It’s important for the family and the public to know why the prisons decided to wheel an 89-year-old man with a history of heart attacks into one of the most dangerous prisons in the country," said Mr. Brennan, who hasn’t publicly disclosed his final conversations with Bulger previously.

Mr. Brennan represented Bulger starting in 2011, when he was captured after evading arrest for 16 years. He helped defend the gangster at the 2013 trial in which Bulger was found guilty of presiding over a sprawling and lucrative web of murder, extortion, money-laundering and drug-dealing from the 1970s to the mid-1990s.

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The 'Left' has struck again. Gavin McInnes YouTube platform gone.

YouTube banned Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes on Monday, marking the latest social-media blow for the man who started the far-right men’s group. McInnes had amassed more than 220,000 subscribers on YouTube before the ban, but now both his YouTube profile and channel on YouTube show up as deleted. McInnes’ channel was deleted for copyright infringement, according to a statement on the page. McInnes’ YouTube ban, which follows earlier bans from Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, means he no longer has access to any major social-media platform. On Saturday, McInnes lost his job at conservative internet video site CRTV, following its merger with Glenn Beck’s The Blaze.


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Now she's a Jewish Princess.

US congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came to her own defense after a baffling claim for the first time that she has Jewish ancestry.

The Democratic socialist who will be heading to Washington, D.C. next month to represent her New York district, made the surprising revelation at an event celebrating the eighth and final night of Hanukkah in Queens, according to The Jerusalem Post.


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Will Democrats appreciate Voter ID Laws? Time will tell.

Harris has a slim 905 vote lead over McCready, but there are rampant allegations of actual voter suppression (not the Democrats’ flippant use of the term) and possible tampering.

According to the Associated Press, election officials are investigating whether Republican political operatives in parts of the 9th Congressional District used the so-called practice of “ballot harvesting.” Officials suspect absentee ballots were collected from minority voters but not delivered to the election offices. Ballot harvesting is illegal under state law, which allows only a family member or legal guardian to drop off absentee ballots for a voter.

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Ripped from today's headlines Actually borrowed from the sidebar but worth a look here on The ONT. Sharia meets Orwell's 1984.

A new Android app has launched with the focus of allowing Muslims to report individuals who commit blasphemy, or insult Islam.

No, this is not a joke. The app, “Smart Pakem”, which launched in Indonesia last month at the request of the Indonesian government, will allow users and government officials to uphold Sharia law and target and report people who hold “misguided” beliefs in violation of Islamic law, which forbids insults of Islam, insults against the Prophet Mohammed, or the recognition of any other religion besides Islam.

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Convictions. Elderly woman stands her ground regarding her beliefs.

An 85-year-old Florida woman and devout Catholic is locked in a battle with lawyers over removing a painting of the Virgin Mary and she’s willing to fight to her death.

“They’ll have to kill me first,” Millie Francis said, according to the Bradenton Herald.

Francis, who lives in the Bradenton Tropical Palms trailer park, painted an image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, a Catholic title of the Virgin Mary, on a piece of plywood that replaced a window in her mobile home


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Buy them books, send them to school and they still become Dumb Fvcks.The most dangerous food of all time? Beef.

Yue Dong
Ph.D. Candidate, Anthropology, the University of Oklahoma

Beef is the most dangerous food of all time.

I know what you’re thinking: “That’s nonsense! I just ate a hamburger this afternoon, and I’m still alive!!”

Hear me out. I’m not talking about how excessive red meat consumption is linked to an increased risk of developing coronary artery disease and type 2 diabetes. Those diseases could definitely kill a person (slowly and painfully), but I am more interested in the “danger of beef” on a historical, planetary scale


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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Dressing for a costume party shouldn't lead to this. Genius Award Winner.

A fancy dress outfit sparked a major bomb scare after a reveller dressed as a jihadi dumped a fake suicide vest in a high street bin.

A full-scale bomb disposal operation was carried out in Wellingbrough, Northamptonshire on Sunday after one careless partygoer ditched the suspect device while on a night out.

Crack troops from the RAF carried out a controlled explosion and sealed off streets around the town center after the fake suicide vest was spotted by horrified shoppers.


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Walking across stage is a big deal and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Florida International University student graduated Sunday, walking across the stage for his diploma despite having suffered a debilitating spinal injury years earlier.

Aldo Amenta, an international student from Venezuela, was seriously injured in 2015 in a diving accident at a pool. Amenta, who normally uses a wheelchair, used a exoskeleton to retrieve his diploma.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 10, 2018 09:58 PM (w7U7L)

2 Hmmm.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 10, 2018 09:58 PM (w7U7L)

3 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 09:58 PM (7ynIk)

4 hiya

Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2018 09:58 PM (cS3Yq)

5 Hello?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (w7U7L)

6 Oh MH.. why did you have to put that first picture up? Makes me long for Arizona and my sweet SIL.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

7 Heidi Ho!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (miE9U)

8 Toptten? Maybe?

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (8ZeGS)

9 A white thoughtcriminal performing a work by a dead white thoughtcriminal in honor of the brilliance and accomplishment of a dead white social justice war criminal. It would be difficult to annoy your leftist friends more. "Lines on Gen. Robert Edward Lee" by H.P. Lovecraft

hhttps://tinyurl.com/y7cu9n73

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (GJdmj)

10 6 Oh MH.. why did you have to put that first picture up? Makes me long for Arizona and my sweet SIL.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

What do you want Yoko or Lena?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

11 Shotgun girl is kind of cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:00 PM (7ynIk)

12 Who invited that bint to a Chanukah party in the first place?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (EZebt)

13 Thir&@383t!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (CLcKT)

14 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (9rIkM)

15 "Yue Dong"
Them's fightin' words!

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (xPl2J)

16 What do you want Yoko or Lena?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

Never mind...

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

17 Oops...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (CLcKT)

18 What do you want Yoko or Lena?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

===

You know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (EZebt)

19 was found guilty of presiding over a sprawling and lucrative web of murder, extortion, money-laundering and drug-dealing from the 1970s to the mid-1990s.

We were never found guilty! ...oh. Someone else.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (QrTqV)

20 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?

Posted by: orangutang at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (KdryZ)

21 Love the Dean Main video.

Why did Gavin McInnes lose his job at CRTV?

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (U5tDi)

22 Where are the shooter's eye protectors?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (hyuyC)

23 That's a fine cactus, MisHum. Damn fine cactus.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

24 Dean Martin. Dumb phone.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (U5tDi)

25 16 What do you want Yoko or Lena?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

Never mind...
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)


Ha.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

26 Why did Gavin McInnes lose his job at CRTV?



Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (U5tDi)

My guess is that Glenn Beck doesn't like him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (xPl2J)

27 Heidi Ho!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2018 09:59 PM (miE9U)

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Not the Heidi's I know...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (+F0Wk)

28 Yue Dong...

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (BXMxN)

29 That's a fine cactus, MisHum. Damn fine cactus.

Whenever I go there I actually wave at them. My favorite thing about AZ. They fascinate me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

30 "Smart Pakem" - Shortly to be known as the Uber for jihadis. Got an uppity dhimmi on your hands? Just open up "smart pakem", report him, and he'll soon be about a foot shorter! Best of all, no blood on your hands.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (GJdmj)

31

Her problem is that she doesn't know how to properly mount a stock...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (Lm9pH)

32 21 Love the Dean Main video.

Why did Gavin McInnes lose his job at CRTV?
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (U5tDi)

Why is Glen Beck is a piece of shit? For $500 bluebell.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

33 So, the old lady is getting rousted because she painted a Virgin Mary mural on her own trailer home?

Meth labs, Plastic Flamingos, fine. Virgin Mary is way over the line.

Who knew they had such standards?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (7ynIk)

34 "There is no better or more appropriate veteran to name the Manhattan VA after than Margaret Corbin,"


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"Hey, what about me? And when do I get my Purple Heart and Medal Of Honor?" -- Footsoldier Jim Accoster

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (WqPYg)

35 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?
Posted by: orangutang at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (KdryZ)

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28 Days

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (+F0Wk)

36 or the recognition of any other religion besides Islam.

Uhh, so where did get all those pieces of the Bible from?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (Ydn2k)

37 A new Android app has launched with the focus of allowing Muslims to report individuals who commit blasphemy, or insult Islam.




Of course they did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (SiINZ)

38 Her problem is that she doesn't know how to properly mount a stock...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 10, 2018 10:03 PM (Lm9pH)

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Just lobbed that one right over the plate, didn't ya?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:05 PM (+F0Wk)

39 Marisa Tomei plays Aunt May in the new Spiderman movies!Aunt May as a MILF?WTF

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:05 PM (BXMxN)

40 28 Days
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:04 PM (+F0Wk)

Later.

Loved the hockey goalie armor guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:05 PM (7ynIk)

41 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?
Posted by: orangutang at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (KdryZ)


27 days

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 10, 2018 10:05 PM (T71PA)

42 So Glen Beck is calling all the shots after this merger? Can't see Mark Levin taking kindly to that. At all.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:06 PM (U5tDi)

43 but I am more interested in the "danger of beef" on a historical, planetary scale

And by planetary, I mean all but China.

Posted by: Young Dong at December 10, 2018 10:06 PM (Ydn2k)

44 Apparently Paul Blest, whoever he is, hasn't figured out that members of PETA, like lefties in the entertainment industry, behave the way they do because they ARE shallow, self-centered, sanctimonious, self-indulgent jerks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

45 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (JFzNN)

46 Aunt May as a MILF?WTF

Uh, wut? Seriously?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

47 Zaklog the Great

Sure be a shame to make everyone a paranoid in Indonesia. I see lots of potential for abuse.

** Drops Indonesia off the list of potential near-peer Allies. A tragedy really. Great geopolitical position. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)

48 28 days.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (Ydn2k)

49 but I am more interested in the "danger of beef"

By that he means the danger of bare-backing at the weekly bug hunt he hosts...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (Lm9pH)

50
A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3
feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it
take to reach the top of the pole?

Posted by: orangutang at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (KdryZ)


Depends, is the snail named "Cinnamon"?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (mUa7G)

51 @11

If by cute you mean, looks to have a pretty tight hardbody I'd like to touch then yeah.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (qxq6t)

52 Aunt May as a MILF?WTF

Uh, wut? Seriously?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

Yep (though it's been out for a while, so not really new)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (+F0Wk)

53 Occasional-Cortex trying to one-up Lizzy Warren?

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (jGvbj)

54 Go ahead and put Yoko AND Lena up....they got the right to not click it. And CBD needs to get another fat dude on another ottoman. Just because.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (8ZeGS)

55 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3
feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it
take to reach the top of the pole?

More math? What in the actual hell is going on here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

56 46 I did not see Homecoming but yeah,she is Aunt May.RIP gray haired,grandmotherly Aunt May.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:09 PM (BXMxN)

57 I think 28 is right.

You take off the last distance because the snail will reach the top before slipping back down during the night. -3 feet from 30 is 27, and the snail will make that in 27 days worth of work. So, 28.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (7ynIk)

58 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?

What id the pole is an obsidian razor blade pole?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (Lm9pH)

59 Oh what a relief it is Oh what a relief it is.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (oOYbM)

60 So Glen Beck is calling all the shots after this merger? Can't see Mark Levin taking kindly to that. At all.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2018 10:06 PM (U5tDi)


I wonder if Levin will stand up and make his voice heard about it. He's usually so meek and soft-spoken.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

61 BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did

** Issues Fatwa via Android Phone. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (hyuyC)

62 If by cute you mean, looks to have a pretty tight hardbody I'd like to touch then yeah.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 10:08 PM (qxq6t)

*fistbump*

That's what I meant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (7ynIk)

63 Yue Dong is going to discover that the competition for dumbest asshole on the planet award is fierce.

Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at December 10, 2018 10:10 PM (1L9V9)

64 What's on the ground to the right of the shotgunnerette?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 10, 2018 10:11 PM (CLcKT)

65 35 A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?
Posted by: orangutang at December 10, 2018 10:02 PM (KdryZ)


Huh? Snail tracks on a pole?

Posted by: 30-foot stripper pole. at December 10, 2018 10:11 PM (QZGEv)

66 @26

It's more than likely related to a proud boys vs antifa mini riot that happened about a month ago.

Glenn Beck is still a prick though.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 10:11 PM (qxq6t)

67 Howdy roonz and roonettez!!!

Mrs Hades has another Donors Choose up for those of you looking for tax breaks. Link here:
https://tinyurl.com/y7zpbbf4

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2018 10:11 PM (vbvxt)

68 about the snail on the pole, who gives a fuck? it's a snail. some dipshit frog will eat it before it gets to the fucking top anyway. math after 5 p.m. is bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

69 Yeah ND, I don't wanna see or hear it either. Just stirring the pot and ducking behind some good cover. Geebis I still have PTSD from ottoman dude.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 10, 2018 10:13 PM (8ZeGS)

70 Hava a great night everyone.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2018 10:14 PM (hyuyC)

71 math after 5 p.m. is bullshit.

*high fives Chavez*

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

72 Night Salty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

73
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2018 10:15 PM (psr0y)

74 Shoeonhead is a funny girl. Such a smart ass!

Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2018 10:15 PM (cS3Yq)

75 What "Baby Its Cold Outside" needs is some refrains where they give consent to escalate and fill out the forms and and have the notarized.

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2018 10:16 PM (NbRJx)

76 A new Android app has launched with the focus of allowing Muslims to report individuals who commit blasphemy, or insult Islam.
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So, how long before the FBI/Homeland Security start a campaign that encourages muslims in the US to report people who are maligning islam, so they can be prosecuted for hate crimes.


/we don't have a national religion, but right now, there is one religion that is being promoted, and that is indeed islam.

Posted by: shibumi at December 10, 2018 10:16 PM (fUnZ7)

77 Wait. I thought the narrative was Glenn Beck selling off his media empire to CRTV?

Now, you're saying that Blaze is the Senior partner?

Who's going to revise the narrative?

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:16 PM (UBkCC)

78 "Baby, it's cold outside"

"But it identifies as a warm summer day...."

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:17 PM (UBkCC)

79 Stephen Curry (Golen State Warriors) said the moon landing was faked, but let's all pretend he didn't

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (e8kgV)

80 MH, thanks for the Johnny Cash.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

81 That there would be a saguaro, if I know my cactuses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (deEx0)

82 Night NaCLy dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (7ynIk)

83 Re: the "beef will kill us all!" shriek, all I can say is that as someone about to defend his dissertation, that is an utterly terrible way to begin an academic work seeking publication. I would and have rapped college freshmen (wait, can I still say freshmen?) over the knuckles for turning in essays that read that way.

Ladies and gentlemen, in use of the English language as in so many other things, we are boned.

Posted by: T at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (2PXwn)

84 More math? What in the actual hell is going on here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

Learn math, young men!

ADD to your income;
SUBTRACT from your worries;
MULTIPLY your chances for advancement;
DIVIDE and conquer the woman of your dreams!

(stolen from an old National Lampoon)

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

85 What "Baby Its Cold Outside" needs is some refrains where they give consent to escalate and fill out the forms and and have the notarized.

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2018 10:16 PM (NbRJx)


If Western Men just bought a Fleshlight and a porn subscription for thirty days - Women would be singing that song back at us all through our locked doors. We'd have to go to the bathroom in pairs - for our own safety.

The lack of sex wouldn't break down Western Women. But the lack of attention sure as fuck would.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:19 PM (8Juj2)

86 Yue Dong,
Eat all the shit you want. More beef for me.

Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2018 10:19 PM (3HNOQ)

87 Baby it's cold outside and the weather man is predicting black ice which means a delayed start to my day tomorrow.
Don't hate me.

Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2018 10:19 PM (cS3Yq)

88 Aunt May was a squirter.

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 10:19 PM (upzye)

89 somebody should photoshop one of those cactii being shoved up cap'n bill's ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

90 Interesting. Ronnie Montrose without the signature distortion and feedback that was on the album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPE_HZ-rvGQ

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:20 PM (UBkCC)

91 Is the snail in a metric land? That makes a big difference, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (deEx0)

92 'Sup, fappers?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

93 Wait. I thought the narrative was Glenn Beck selling off his media empire to CRTV?

Now, you're saying that Blaze is the Senior partner?

Who's going to revise the narrative?
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:16 PM (UBkCC)

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If Beck is considered to be in charge, that certainly answers the question of why Michelle Malin left just as soon as they merged.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (ffYR/)

94 The lack of sex wouldn't break down Western Women. But the lack of attention sure as fuck would.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:19 PM (8Juj2)

The greatest lie is that we both do not want and need sex.

The feminists are still eating off the cornflake day's aphorism as women being the 'gentler sex'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (7ynIk)

95 46 Aunt May as a MILF?WTF

Uh, wut? Seriously?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)


That's "Spider-Man Homecoming" for you. Peter's played by a British soyboy, his friends are apparently all fat people of color, and his Aunt May is a middle-aged lass happy to be hit on by RDJ. Frankly, you should be grateful Spider-Man hasn't started identifying as Spider-Otherkin. Yet.

Posted by: T at December 10, 2018 10:22 PM (2PXwn)

96 MisHum Why do you keep bootlegging pics off my back patio...? We talked about this...

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2018 10:23 PM (bttOm)

97 92 'Sup, fappers?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)


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Keep away from my soup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:23 PM (deEx0)

98 Is Aunt May a blond super hero?

Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2018 10:23 PM (cS3Yq)

99 Gavin McInnes, COB?

Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2018 10:23 PM (sFO1P)

100 97 92 'Sup, fappers?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)


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Keep away from my soup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:23 PM (deEx0)

Cream of Mushroom?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

101 Here's Ken Levine (not a righty) on "Baby It's Cold Outside":

https://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2018/12/baby-its-cold-outside.html

Ken's piece and the commenters also bring up a lot of other questionable songs, including:

- Getting Better/Beatles
- He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)/Crystals (which was controversial even in 1962)
- Run For Your Life/Beatles
- Young Girl/Gary Puckett & the Union Gap
- Sweet Caroline/Neil Diamond (Caroline Kennedy was 11 when the song came out in 1969)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2018 10:24 PM (miE9U)

102 If that top pic was taken today it was about 68 degrees outside at sunset.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2018 10:24 PM (0bu2O)

103 The greatest lie is that we both do not want and need sex.

The feminists are still eating off the cornflake day's aphorism as women being the 'gentler sex'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:21 PM (7ynIk)


Then it's a common lie. One told by most every working class dude I know - sincerely - without humor.

Maybe there's some Paolo going around fucking 'em all. I'm neither a SuperGenius nor fucking a SuperModel. Just, as always, trying to square what I read here with what I hear out there.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (8Juj2)

104 @93

It would seem that this merger is putting the CON into.....CON-servatism.


Really disappointed in Levin for doing this.


It really does seem like most of them are frauds.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (qxq6t)

105 It's even cool here in FL today. 46 right now. Global warming!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

106 Does Aunt May know the difference between a 1964 Buick Skylark and a 1963 Pontiac Tempest?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (xPl2J)

107 Completely dark overcast tis afternoon. Looks like a pic of the superstitions from the south looking north.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2018 10:26 PM (bttOm)

108 106 Does Aunt May know the difference between a 1964 Buick Skylark and a 1963 Pontiac Tempest?
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (xPl2J)

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Nobody would ever mistake either for a Corvette.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:26 PM (deEx0)

109 Who invited that bint to a Chanukah party in the first place?

Antiochus IV apparently

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

110 106 Does Aunt May know the difference between a 1964 Buick Skylark and a 1963 Pontiac Tempest?
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (xPl2J)

Which one had Positraction?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

111
Antiochus IV apparently
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

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Cue the Maccabees

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:27 PM (deEx0)

112 Stephen Curry (Golen State Warriors) said the moon landing was faked, but let's all pretend he didn't

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (e8kgV)

And that damn dummy Pop spews garbage every other day and they pretty much pretend he didn't as well.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:28 PM (n13/j)

113 Maybe there's some Paolo going around fucking 'em all. I'm neither a SuperGenius nor fucking a SuperModel. Just, as always, trying to square what I read here with what I hear out there.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (8Juj2)

Not saying it is not common. Nor did I mean to start a conversation in levels of female vs male sex drive.

I'm just saying, in the main, that while a woman's sex drive has different triggers than a dude's, they still have one.

Is this a revolutionary thought?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:29 PM (7ynIk)

114 I need to watch My Cousin Vinny again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (7ynIk)

115 The NBA is the SJW league,much more than the NFL.I think Showtime is doing a series Shut Up and Dribble with SJW NBA players(who used that line and than apologized,Laura Ingraham?)

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (BXMxN)

116 114 I need to watch My Cousin Vinny again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (7ynIk)

How do you like your grits? Regular, creamy, or al dente?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

117 Zuckerberg hires Glenn Beck to be spokesmodel. Just like the Toyota lady.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (RuIsu)

118 Congresswoman and Jewish Princess Cortez,
will the secular NYC Jews celebrate her Jewishness and communism or will it help to wake them up to their vacuous secularism?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (oOYbM)

119 110: aunt mae had the positraction.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

120 114 I need to watch My Cousin Vinny again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (7ynIk)

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It's the greatest lawyer movie ever made.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (deEx0)

121 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (J8QYx)

122 >>>Aunt May as a MILF?WTF



Uh, wut? Seriously?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)





That's "Spider-Man Homecoming" for you. Peter's played by a British
soyboy, his friends are apparently all fat people of color, and his Aunt
May is a middle-aged lass happy to be hit on by RDJ. Frankly, you
should be grateful Spider-Man hasn't started identifying as
Spider-Otherkin. Yet.

Posted by: T at December 10, 2018 10:22 PM (2PXwn)<<<

Don't forget the updated MJ.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 10, 2018 10:32 PM (rjqjX)

123 There's some sort of Pentatonix special on NBC right now.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 10, 2018 10:32 PM (+F0Wk)

124 The NBA is the SJW league,much more than the NFL.I think Showtime is doing a series Shut Up and Dribble with SJW NBA players(who used that line and than apologized,Laura Ingraham?)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (BXMxN)

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Yes, in a tweet about LeBron. She should have doubled down, not apologized.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 10:32 PM (ffYR/)

125 I'm just saying, in the main, that while a woman's sex drive has different triggers than a dude's, they still have one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:29 PM (7ynIk)


Oh, great, just great. Now someone will post something about Hillary and Huma and Dana Perino and Jasper and peanut butter and female sex drive triggers.

I'm calling it a night before that happens.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2018 10:33 PM (AMIL/)

126 I blame Lenny Bruce for the liberal politics shit fest "comedy" has become.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:34 PM (UBkCC)

127 Wait, so we are discussing that women get horney?

Posted by: Yo! at December 10, 2018 10:35 PM (J8QYx)

128 Regarding the side-bar. I'll host the Oscars. "Here's a bunch of shitty movies nobody saw, and why I think they should all lose, because none of them are Galaxy Quest, or the Fifth Element, or Dazed and Confused, or , hell, Mitchell. You guys are fags, and your shit's all retarded."

*Replaces mic in holder, because they are kinda pricey.*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 10, 2018 10:36 PM (fmOMA)

129 Shirt & shoes optional? What about pants? Well? Oh nevermind, it's the ONT. Sorry I asked.

Shotgun girl is cute. I think the shot is posed for laughs, don't think she could've gotten her finger off the trigger so fast if she had still been reacting to the recoil.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 10, 2018 10:36 PM (81fir)

130 I'm just saying, in the main, that while a woman's sex drive has different triggers than a dude's, they still have one.

Is this a revolutionary thought?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:29 PM (7ynIk)


Much different than the conventional wisdom I know.

Men want sex. Women trade it. Post marriage and a couple kids - every dude I know negotiates for sex in some form or fashion - either with his wife or somebody else.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:37 PM (8Juj2)

131 126 I blame Lenny Bruce for the liberal politics shit fest "comedy" has become.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:34 PM (UBkCC)


Lenny Bruce would be considered "problematic" by today's SJWs.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

132 115
it is true, been some stories on that. The NBA leans the most left. But watch out, did you hear about this "Freedom Football League"? It is going to be run by greats like Ricky Williams and Terrell Owens. Check out some of the names of the teams. I have a feeling the Texas "Revolution" will get a name change after they search twitter or something. The Portland "Progress" will have no issues.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:39 PM (n13/j)

133 never liked Lenny Bruce.

just cuz. No agenda. he just never hit my funny bone.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 10, 2018 10:39 PM (fmOMA)

134 Lenny Bruce would be considered "problematic" by today's SJWs.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
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But no less unfunny.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:39 PM (UBkCC)

135 Oh, great, just great. Now someone will post something about Hillary and Huma and Dana Perino and Jasper and peanut butter and female sex drive triggers.

I'm calling it a night before that happens.
Posted by: Gref


Or Huma, Hillary, and peanut butter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

136 Wait, so we are discussing that women get horney?
Posted by: Yo! at December

I thought it was just amaretto sours and peer pressure.

Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2018 10:40 PM (sFO1P)

137 Bruce just fit in this that crap "social revolution" that the Boomers hyped.

Although I'm a tail-end boomer, they were pure crap.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 10:41 PM (UBkCC)

138 114 I need to watch My Cousin Vinny again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:30 PM (7ynIk)



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It's the greatest lawyer movie ever made.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:31 PM (deEx0)

hmm, The Verdict, Breaker Morant. But yes, top four or five for sure, and Tomei was hot.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:42 PM (n13/j)

139 112 Stephen Curry (Golen State Warriors) said the moon landing was faked, but let's all pretend he didn't

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (e8kgV)

And that damn dummy Pop spews garbage every other day and they pretty much pretend he didn't as well.
Posted by: Quint



I'm shocked to find out that the Modern NBA is full of less than stellar intellects. Shocked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2018 10:42 PM (HCqAo)

140 Wait, so we are discussing that women get horney?
Posted by: Yo! at December

I thought it was just amaretto sours and peer pressure.
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2018 10:40 PM (sFO1P)


Biggest Female Aphrodisiac I've ever seen is Jealousy. Although Personal Insecurity is a strong second.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:42 PM (8Juj2)

141 96 MisHum Why do you keep bootlegging pics off my back patio...? We talked about this...



DB, if I've told you once I've told you 100 times, I will keep using your backyard until I'm invited down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

142 Women have sex to get close (cuddle) Men cuddle to have sex.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2018 10:43 PM (h2JIA)

143 I saw Spiderman: Homecoming for the first time a week ago. (Black Friday Walmart special.) It was pretty good. Not the best Marvel movie, but not bad. The main theme is how important a father figure is in a boy's life, especially when he has to fight alien technology.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2018 10:43 PM (2lndx)

144 The Portland "Progress" will have no issues.
Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:39 PM (n13/j)

Portland is angling for a MLB team again so the name would work for a baseball team. You just know the entire state will have to pony up tax dollars to build a stadium for some lefty billionaire.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2018 10:43 PM (QWpu1)

145 Women have sex to get close (cuddle) Men cuddle to have sex.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2018 10:43 PM (h2JIA)

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Is this backed up by a study?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:44 PM (deEx0)

146 Good thing that Aldo Amenta didn't walk across that bridge at Florida International University. BTW, has anyone ever heard of that school?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 10:44 PM (HTHlp)

147 The women, they have sex to be with the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

148 you know i have the greatest wife ever, however, would think having a wife sanctioned blow job dispenser living in the guest house would be nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)

149 shotgun girl is a 1. Even with recoil face.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (iF4iV)

150 Is this backed up by a study?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:44 PM (deEx0)

You haven't been on the internet long, then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (7ynIk)

151 139
I'm shocked to find out that the Modern NBA is full of less than stellar intellects. Shocked.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2018 10:42 PM (HCqAo)


You mean basketball players are not rocket scientists?

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

152 Pic: Chem trails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (HTHlp)

153 Men want sex. Women trade it. Post marriage and a couple kids - every dude I know negotiates for sex in some form or fashion - either with his wife or somebody else.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton


It's better if the wife doesn't find out about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (W4LFA)

154 >>You mean basketball players are not rocket scientists?

Most of them aren't college grads
Wonder how many are HS grads?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

155 Good thing that Aldo Amenta didn't walk across that bridge at Florida International University. BTW, has anyone ever heard of that school?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 10:44 PM (HTHlp)

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Isn't that the school that had a sole requirement of diversity of personnel in the design and engineering of that bridge?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 10:47 PM (ffYR/)

156 shotgun girl is a 1. Even with recoil face.
Posted by: Smaug at D



well, it is also her surprise anal expression.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

157 Shotgun Girl. Pros and Cons.

Pros
Seems very fit.
Familiar with long arms.
Leggings and tight clothing (is comfortable with her form.)

Cons
Shotgun face.


I think that is an overall 'Pro' rating from me. Other members of the board?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (7ynIk)

158 you know i have the greatest wife ever, however, would think having a wife sanctioned blow job dispenser living in the guest house would be nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)


There's a reason these early Sex Robots are ridiculed. Because - when they get good - they'll be outlawed.

Half the country does not want that kind of competition.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (8Juj2)

159 150 Is this backed up by a study?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:44 PM (deEx0)

You haven't been on the internet long, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (7ynIk)

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The Lithuanian midget pr0n sites don't have peer-reviewed papers, at least not that I've found.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (deEx0)

160 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

Thank God it was only water and not scotch that went flying

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

161 I think that is an overall 'Pro' rating from me. Other members of the board?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (7ynIk)

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She is a 1 on the CM binary scale.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 10:49 PM (ffYR/)

162 Isn't that the school that had a sole requirement of diversity of personnel in the design and engineering of that bridge?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Probably. It is a requirement for any public job here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (KoKdw)

163
The Portland "Progress" will have no issues.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:39 PM (n13/j)



Portland is angling for a MLB team again so the name would work for a
baseball team. You just know the entire state will have to pony up tax
dollars to build a stadium for some lefty billionaire.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 10, 2018 10:43 PM (QWpu1)

They should go with The Portland Riot. Interesting they want an MLB team. I would have guessed soccer.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)

164 The Lithuanian midget pr0n sites don't have peer-reviewed papers, at least not that I've found.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (deEx0)

Hah!

'Discussion of Internet Pornography with respect to the differently abled Little People.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (7ynIk)

165 Worst thing you can ever do when the SJW mob howls at you is apologize.Like sharks with blood in the water.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:51 PM (BXMxN)

166 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:48 PM (7ynIk)

Recoil girl is a great photo
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

167 Wow, this MOOT veered into the Bush in record time.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (iF4iV)

168 Former Miss Kentucky charged with sending naked selfies to an underage student

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315422/

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (BXMxN)

169 in @ 145, but stopped to read the content.

in before 300?


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (YtJs4)

170 I hope the lady who wants to have a painting of the Virgin Mary up in a window of her trailer home is allowed to do so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (AllCR)

171 Thank God it was only water and not scotch that went flying
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D




lol, you back home?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

172 165 Worst thing you can ever do when the SJW mob howls at you is apologize.Like sharks with blood in the water.

Just toss kotexes at them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

173 Isn't that the school that had a sole requirement of diversity of personnel in the design and engineering of that bridge?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Probably. It is a requirement for any public job here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (KoKdw)


Faith. I love this topic.

Who doesn't have Faith - when they see a large amount of concrete formed in a shallow arch over an obstacle - that said structure will hold ? Will remain ?

Not really such a leap, then, that such structures hold up on their own - regardless of who designs and builds them. After all - how often do those things really fall down ?

Heh.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:53 PM (8Juj2)

174 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

Yes, I think I owe you an email or 2

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

175 167 Wow, this MOOT veered into the Bush in record time.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (iF4iV)

Considering she is wearing leggings, my guess is hardwood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:53 PM (7ynIk)

176 168 Former Miss Kentucky charged with sending naked selfies to an underage student

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315422/
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (BXMxN)


I just looked at that article not two minutes ago.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

177 168 Former Miss Kentucky charged with sending naked selfies to an underage student

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315422/
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (BXMxN)

What is it with all these teacher chicks banging their students?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

178 Yue Dong must be a fake name, right?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (MkcN1)

179 Yes, I think I owe you an email or 2
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D



lol, you don't owe anyone here anything with quality work you turn out here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

180 so long as the teacher is hot who cares? it is the ugly ones abusing their authority that are committing the crimes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

181 What is it with all these teacher chicks banging their students?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)


Didn't happen back in my day. But it wasn't for a lack of effort.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (8Juj2)

182 They should go with The Portland Riot. Interesting they want an MLB team. I would have guessed soccer.


Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)

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that's because the fans will be able to carry bats for the post game riots

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (YtJs4)

183 WRT to idiot celebs:

Per WZs, Gary Sinise seems to be a good guy:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyolztz

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (7ynIk)

184 It does seem odd that so many women are interested in boys.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (BXMxN)

185 Although Personal Insecurity is a strong second.

Of course, if she had sex with you because she was feeling insecure, you just raped her, according to modern feminist theory.

It's not enough that she chose to voluntarily have sex with you - you also have to discern her motives, and make sure they are Acceptable Motives.

Otherwise, rape.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

186 178 Yue Dong must be a fake name, right?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (MkcN1)


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Why do you say that?

Posted by: Tu Hung Lo at December 10, 2018 10:57 PM (deEx0)

187
What is it with all these teacher chicks banging their students?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

..........

Sells more ads (clicks) to cover chicks bangin students.

Its like lesbian pron.

Everbody assumes the dudes do. Boring.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 10:57 PM (iF4iV)

188 177
What is it with all these teacher chicks banging their students?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)


It's like every teacher is a sex education teacher nowadays.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

189 184 It does seem odd that so many women are interested in boys.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (BXMxN)

You kind of wonder if there is something deeply wrong in our society, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:58 PM (7ynIk)

190 when hot teachers send nudes to their students the nudes should always be released.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 10:58 PM (MTjB1)

191 Men want sex. Women trade it. Post marriage and a couple kids - every dude I know negotiates for sex in some form or fashion - either with his wife or somebody else.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton

Any chance you could meet better people?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)

192 190 when hot teachers send nudes to their students the nudes should always be released.


The Y5 Enquirer and the use of FOIA requests

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

193 The Y5 Enquirer and the use of FOIA requests
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D



Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

194
You kind of wonder if there is something deeply wrong in our society, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


What would make you think that?

Posted by: Rash Nambla at December 10, 2018 11:01 PM (aKsyK)

195 WRT to idiot celebs:

Per WZs, Gary Sinise seems to be a good guy:
https://tinyurl.com/ycyolztz
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (7ynIk)

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He has always been a very good guy, who will never be given credit in the media for the good stuff he does. Thing is though, he probably doesn't even want their coverage.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

196 The only thing that bothers me about Recoil Girl is the fact that her hand somewhat down on the pistol grip. That is, it looks like the trigger would be a stretch, and, her finger looks too far back and clinched to have pulled the trigger just tens of milliseconds previous.

I suppose that she is just reacting emotively, as opposed to physically.

We now return to our non-analytical programming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (HTHlp)

197 It does seem odd that so many women are interested in boys.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (BXMxN)
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Not really. Modern feminism seems to be based on a sort of role-envy or one-upmanship of men. Men are the sexual initiators, and women can take over that initiator role in bedding inexperienced boys, who haven't really established their sex drive as of yet.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (UBkCC)

198 Perhaps, the Golden State Warriors winning the NBA championship was faked

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (e8kgV)

199 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)


LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (AllCR)

200 Any chance you could meet better people?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)

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good luck with that on *this* planet.

in general, women use sex as a weapon, giving it, or taking it away, to get what they want.

as the man said:"i don't why women are so unhappy. they have half the money and ALL the pussy. "

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (YtJs4)

201 I have a theory about these teachers with boys. They bought into this toxic masculinity horseshit so much that older more mature men are a turn-off. Women used to like the bad boy thinking they could fix them, now they want to mold some kid with peach fuzz so they don't become bad boys.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (4thlk)

202 Men want sex. Women trade it. Post marriage and a couple kids - every dude I know negotiates for sex in some form or fashion - either with his wife or somebody else.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton

Any chance you could meet better people?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)


Everybody I know In Real Life says one thing on this - a Vocal Subset Here says something else.

Of course - In Real Life - Men usually say different things when they think Women May Overhear as well.

I think the proper term is Virtue Signal. Learned that term here - although I was familiar with the behavior.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (8Juj2)

203 Lithuanian midget porn. This is why Baltic States were better as Soviet satelites. Who heard of Lithuanian S.S.R. midget porn?

Posted by: Uncle Vlad at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (H5knJ)

204 We now return to our non-analytical programming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (HTHlp)

As we begin our 2nd hour of the Zapruder like coverage of 'Recoil Girl'...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (7ynIk)

205 good luck with that on *this* planet.

in general, women use sex as a weapon, giving it, or taking it away, to get what they want.

as the man said:"i don't why women are so unhappy. they have half the money and ALL the pussy. "
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (YtJs4)

So I was just getting depressed reading /r/TheRedPill shit my brother sent me and thought I'd check out the 'hq for some uplifting and funny commentary...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (GBteo)

206 Didn't happen back in my day. But it wasn't for a lack of effort.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (8Juj2)

You tried to bang your teen boys students?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (AllCR)

207 Recoil girl has hands?

Posted by: Yo! at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (J8QYx)

208
We now return to our non-analytical programming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December
10, 2018 11:02 PM (HTHlp)
.............

Like Recoil Girl is still a 1?

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (iF4iV)

209 The vegan vegetarian criticising peta is a soy soaked little sad man



. Recoil is not that bad. People need to get over the fear and embrace the pounding.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (0OmEj)

210 201 I have a theory about these teachers with boys. They bought into this toxic masculinity horseshit so much that older more mature men are a turn-off. Women used to like the bad boy thinking they could fix them, now they want to mold some kid with peach fuzz so they don't become bad boys.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (4thlk)

My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)

211 They should go with The Portland Riot. Interesting they want an MLB team. I would have guessed soccer.




Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)


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that's because the fans will be able to carry bats for the post game riots


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (YtJs4)

Good Point! btw, seriously, check out this "freedom football league" site. https://www.freedomfootball.co/teams/scroll down to the description of the Connecticut Underground team. It says Connecticut played major role in the FIRST American revolution. I don't want to be alarmist, I hate those guys, but come on, that is a weird thing to say.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (n13/j)

212 Men want sex. Women trade it. Post marriage and a couple kids - every dude I know negotiates for sex in some form or fashion - either with his wife or somebody else.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton
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Observing myself, my need to intimacy with my spouse is ultimately inseparable for my need for physical intimacy. They play an inseparable role. It's the same thing that makes young men feel "If she really loved me, she would".

My wife has learned to both laugh at and enjoy that entangled drive in a man.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:06 PM (UBkCC)

213 201 I have a theory about these teachers with boys. They bought into this toxic masculinity horseshit so much that older more mature men are a turn-off. Women used to like the bad boy thinking they could fix them, now they want to mold some kid with peach fuzz so they don't become bad boys.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (4thlk)

That would be my guess as well. Looking for a situation where they are in complete control of the situation so it seems non-threatening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:06 PM (7ynIk)

214 Are those Ugggs on recoil girl perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:06 PM (deEx0)

215 >>You tried to bang your teen boys students?


Who are you and what did you do with the real FS?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

216 Who heard of Lithuanian S.S.R. midget porn?

It was going to be in the next Five Year Plan, Tovarishch.

Posted by: Zombie Konstantin Chernenko at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

217 Didn't happen back in my day. But it wasn't for a lack of effort.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 10:56 PM (8Juj2)

You tried to bang your teen boys students?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (AllCR

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The Horde is a really, really bad influence on you Fen! Great shot there though. Kudos.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (ffYR/)

218 My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)

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I vote for this theory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (deEx0)

219 https://www.freedomfootball.co/teams/
that is the link

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:08 PM (n13/j)

220 ...Are those Ugggs on recoil girl perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:06 PM (deEx0)



That look on her face says "UGGG!"

So, yes.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 10, 2018 11:08 PM (QzJWU)

221 Does it not rain a ton in Portland?

You can not play in the rain

Posted by: Yo! at December 10, 2018 11:08 PM (J8QYx)

222 re: recoil... I've found that if you keep the butt of the stock as tight as possible to the shoulder it merely pushes instead of kicks. And it helps with the aim because it's more solid/stable.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:08 PM (jGvbj)

223 you would think the shame with having their nudes released to everyone would have a deterrent effect.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

224 Re: Margaret Corbin.
There's already a Margaret Corbin Drive at the northern tip of Manhattan; that's where you'll find the Cloisters.

Though I'll admit I had no idea who she was until I read your post. I'd always assumed she was some 20th-century philanthropist.

Posted by: Annalucia at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (S6ArX)

225 heh, jody hamilton, I think I recognize you. but I haven't been posting much lately, so I'm probably just cluing in late to common knowledge. like I usually do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (V2Yro)

226

Fenlon said what?

I need smelling salts...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (Lm9pH)

227 My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)


Also known as a "trade". Sex for Attention.

Although there's a tremendous amount of Legal Risk involved in this trade - I think, for these Women - they're also interested in a certain amount of Minimized Physical Risk.

Because you rarely see Hot Young TILF giving it up to the stud football player.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (8Juj2)

228 "My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha"
guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that
they are getting less attention than those young girls."


Or we could both be wrong and there are a few hundred nutjob teachers that were never taught about boundaries and like getting their freak on.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (4thlk)

229 *Replaces mic in holder, because they are kinda pricey.*
Posted by: Pug Mahon


A movie critic & a Gentleman !

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (LPnfS)

230 I think the proper term is Virtue Signal. Learned that term here - although I was familiar with the behavior.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (8Juj2)
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I don't. My life is about learning the way that things work and function--including me. I like to cuddle with my wife. My wife is my favorite person in the entire world and she reciprocates that relationship. She just knows that the "urge to cuddle" does not stop at cuddling--and face it, that sometimes annoys her--but she also confesses she wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:10 PM (UBkCC)

231 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

Would you prefer "tried to have sex with your male students''? Tthat what the poster seemed to imply and "bang" is a quote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:10 PM (AllCR)

232 222 re: recoil... I've found that if you keep the butt of the stock as tight as possible to the shoulder it merely pushes instead of kicks. And it helps with the aim because it's more solid/stable.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:08 PM (jGvbj)

............


Nah, leave that sucker a couple inches off your shoulder, and get your eye real close to the scope . . . .

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (iF4iV)

233 More hot teachers are pissing on their middle school students? Oh, wait.... This isn't 2020 yet.

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (upzye)

234 223 you would think the shame with having their nudes released to everyone would have a deterrent effect.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

One would fucking think.

I had a, um, professional colleague(?) who I was kind of flirting with (awkwardly, and not really) send me a verrry risque picture of her in her underwear recently and all I could think was "what the fuck is wrong with you? You have no idea what I'm going to do with this picture."

AND, icing on the cake -- nothing ever came from our interactions. So now I have every incentive to show our colleagues those pics (I won't because I'm not a dick, but still).

idk, weird world we live in.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (GBteo)

235 I don't know what Christmas bread means, Adriane.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

236 I nominate Fen for the office of Conscience of the Blog.

A thankless task, to be sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (deEx0)

237 223 you would think the shame with having their nudes released to everyone would have a deterrent effect.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

They already usually have their mugshots debated in the 'Hot or Not' sweepstakes on numerous internet forums.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (7ynIk)

238 My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)

A reliving the "glory days" deal? Could be.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

239 that's a really badly put together story about former ms kentucky. not ONCE did they show the pictures that she allegedly sold. How can you write a story like that and leave out the one part everyone wants more than anything else? boo!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (V2Yro)

240 You tried to bang your teen boys students?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (AllCR
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The Horde is a really, really bad influence on you Fen! Great shot there though. Kudos.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (ffYR/)
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LOL!

You know though, Fen is in no less position than any other Christian, as we are all called to be ministers of the Gospel. It is tradition that has made the job of some and not others. (Of course, James does single out "teachers" )

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (UBkCC)

241 198 Perhaps, the Golden State Warriors winning the NBA championship was faked
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (e8kgV)
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Good one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (Rxduq)

242 218 My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)

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I vote for this theory.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:07 PM (deEx0)

Which is why children shouldn't be teaching children.

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (upzye)

243 196 The only thing that bothers me about Recoil Girl is the fact that her hand somewhat down on the pistol grip. That is, it looks like the trigger would be a stretch, and, her finger looks too far back and clinched to have pulled the trigger just tens of milliseconds previous.

I suppose that she is just reacting emotively, as opposed to physically.

We now return to our non-analytical programming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 11:02 PM (HTHlp)


She doesn't seem to have aimed it. Her eyes are nowhere near the gunsights.

Posted by: rickl at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

244 I don't know what Christmas bread means, Adriane.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

Stollen? If made well, it is bad ass.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (n13/j)

245 Or we could both be wrong and there are a few hundred nutjob teachers that were never taught about boundaries and like getting their freak on.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 10, 2018 11:09 PM (4thlk)

Maybe. It's a working hypothesis on my part.

Because if you notice, most of these teachers are pretty cute and you can tell were the girls who got all the attention in high school in college.

But obviously I don't have a definitive answer on this. I'm open to other theories.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (GBteo)

246 "Bang" is a quote from post 181.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (AllCR)

247 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)

248
He: You use sex to get love!
She: Well you use love to sex!




Both: Use me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

249 Bang" is a quote from post 181.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at D



you seem to have a lot of reasons to use filthy language.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

250 244 I don't know what Christmas bread means, Adriane.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

Stollen? If made well, it is bad ass.

and if you've got your Horde Cook Book, I put in a great traditional recipe for it, from my german grandma.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (V2Yro)

251 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)

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Hitler?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (deEx0)

252 I was deer hunting with a guy once who took a quick shot at a deer, ran over all excited to where it was before it ran off, "Look! Blood! I hit it! Look! More blood here! And here!"

He hadn't realized he'd hit the bridge of his nose with the scope when he shot, and was spotting his own blood trail.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (jGvbj)

253 A reliving the "glory days" deal? Could be.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, in part.

My personal theory? And this is a little misogynistic.

I think women compete on status and looks way more then men do.

So you have these women who are still attractive at, say, 28, but don't seem to get the same interest from men / boys they did when they were 16-25.

They get jealous of the girls who are 15 or 16 who they think they are more attractive and "better catches" then, and it's more of a reassurance that they "still have it" then any real attraction to these young guys.

Like I said -- I haven't really fleshed this theory out completely, but I think I'm more right then wrong on this. Could be completely off-base though, as I often am.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:16 PM (GBteo)

254 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)

Merely a quote from 181.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:16 PM (AllCR)

255 I watched the new Godzilla trailer,looks pretty good.Hopefully no SJW sucker punches in it.It does have that one black lady in it who seems to now be in every movie,like a female Samuel L Jackson...

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:17 PM (BXMxN)

256 "Bang" is a quote from post 181.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (AllCR)

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You are taking our comments too seriously. Please don't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:17 PM (ffYR/)

257 If that top pic was taken today it was about 68 degrees outside at sunset.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned


And given that there is an evening star I want to see - Saturn - and a comet and some Geminids coming up ... it is cloudy and overcast here in the desert!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Astrology Critic ... at December 10, 2018 11:17 PM (LPnfS)

258
Like I said -- I haven't really fleshed this theory out completely, but I think I'm more right then wrong on this. Could be completely off-base though, as I often am.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:16 PM (GBteo)

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Now you need to devise the protocol for empirical verification.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:17 PM (deEx0)

259 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)

Please share. What we need here is more hilarity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (AllCR)

260 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:16 PM (GBteo)
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A buddy of mine posed a question in mixed company about a guy and a girl. They both post out on their porch "I'm available" and he asked which one would have the longer line.

I answered honestly, it depends on how attractive the man is. I still believe that's the best answer.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (UBkCC)

261 251 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)

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Hitler?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (deEx0)


Quit your Stalin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (7ynIk)

262 He: You use sex to get love!
She: Well you use love to sex!

Both: Use me!

Sweet dreams are made of this;
who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something

some of them want to use you
some of them want to be used by you
some of them want to abuse you
some of them want to be abused....

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (V2Yro)

263 I thought it was settled science that flies (women who've always lusted after young cock) went where the honey is...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (CLcKT)

264 Fuck animal rights activists, fuck PETA, fuck John Podhoretz and fuck Glenn Beck.
Good evening horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (IYHxL)

265 "Bang" is a quote from post 181.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (AllCR)
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Bang on.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (UBkCC)

266 No need to do a bibliographic citation, Fen. It was a good jibe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (7ynIk)

267 Please share. What we need here is more hilarity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (AllCR)

Now that's some quality deadpan right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

268
He hadn't realized he'd hit the bridge of his nose with the scope when he shot, and was spotting his own blood trail.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (jGvbj)

...........

See? That's how you know your doing it right.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (iF4iV)

269 Honestly,men well into their 30's are more childish than in the past.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (BXMxN)

270
I was deer hunting with a guy once who took a quick shot at a deer, ran
over all excited to where it was before it ran off, "Look! Blood! I hit
it! Look! More blood here! And here!"

He hadn't realized he'd hit the bridge of his nose with the scope when he shot, and was spotting his own blood trail.


Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:15 PM (jGvbj)

ouch, buck fever I guess. And you never run up after shooting. you are supposed to wait 30 minutes. I know about a guy who got his lung punctured running up on a dying deer.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (n13/j)

271 264 Fuck animal rights activists, fuck PETA, fuck John Podhoretz and fuck Glenn Beck.
Good evening horde.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (IYHxL)


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Now THAT'S an entrance!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (deEx0)

272 265 "Bang" is a quote from post 181.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:13 PM (AllCR)
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Bang on.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (UBkCC)

Bang a gong.

Posted by: T. Rex at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

273 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)
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Holmes and Watson will be the feel-good hit of the year?

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (UBkCC)

274 It's a crime to deal in stollen bread.

Posted by: Rash Nambla at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

275 Has anyone ID'd the shotgun?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (Ou6XS)

276 Are they still rioting in France or has Macron's offer to raise the minumum wage to fifteen dollars an hour solved all that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (AllCR)

277 A buddy of mine posed a question in mixed company about a guy and a girl. They both post out on their porch "I'm available" and he asked which one would have the longer line.

I answered honestly, it depends on how attractive the man is. I still believe that's the best answer."

It also depends on where you are. In San Fran, the guy, definitely, but there ain't gonna be no women on his doorstep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (V2Yro)

278 247 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)

Tits or.gtfo.

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (upzye)

279 269 Honestly,men well into their 30's are more childish than in the past.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (BXMxN)

That's not true. Let me pause my game of Red Dead Redemption 2 on the PS4 to tell you why you are wrong!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (7ynIk)

280 My theory? They're largely former hot / party chicks who see the "alpha" guys interested in 15/16 year old girls and cant accept the fact that they are getting less attention than those young girls.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:05 PM (GBteo)


I think that's it for some. Also the control thing other's have suggested. It is also a competition.

Don't think so ? Ever notice you either have no girlfriend or multiple chics on the string ? That's not all just because you're relaxed, my man. That's Female Competition.

Men are different. We find a Hot Chic with No Suitors ? We'll usually snap that shit up.

Women just ain't that way.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (8Juj2)

281 My high school had mostly seahags for teachers. No student would bone them anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

282 It's a crime to deal in stollen bread.
Posted by: Rash Nambla at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (aKsyK)
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How miserable!

Posted by: Jean Val Jean at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (UBkCC)

283 263 I thought it was settled science that flies (women who've always lusted after young cock) went where the honey is...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 10, 2018 11:18 PM (CLcKT)

The old "young and dumb and full of cum" theory?

..maybe...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (GBteo)

284 Sooooo.....

The boyfriend has some time off in a couple of weeks, so we're going to do an extended New Years thing together.

He wanted to come visit me, but I thought I would look around for some getaway spots, since we'd have the time. So, I thought maybe we could give St. Louis a try.

I find this gorgeous home with...I crap you not...a pet zebra. There I am scrolling through pictures and I'm like..."Is that a zebra?" Sure enough, they have a pet zebra.

I've never wanted to stay somewhere more.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (VpnSm)

285 Please keep anything hilarious in the private chat-room.


Also - best not to bill things as "hilarious", sets a high bar.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (QDnY+)

286 Mmmm, spicy "danger of beef" stew.

Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (Vb4BV)

287 Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bangitty bang bang. Now that the bangin is done . . . .

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (iF4iV)

288
I learned my lesson as a teenager with a 12 ga. I went blasting one afternoon and then, when I noticed my shoulder was really stinging.

When I took my shirt off that evening, I noticed a massive bruise on my shoulder and upper arm.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

289 Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (upzye)

It's like I'm posting at the Misc again.

+infinity for anyone who understands that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (IYHxL)

290
you have these women who are still attractive at, say, 28, but don't
seem to get the same interest from men / boys they did when they were
16-25.


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False premise right there. The interest one gets doesn't wane from16 to 28, unless we're talking about VERY young boys whom 28-year-old women don't even "see." There are some guys you look right through, looking for other guys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (oGNNA)

291 69 Honestly,men well into their 30's are more childish than in the past.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (BXMxN)



That's not true. Let me pause my game of Red Dead Redemption 2 on the PS4 to tell you why you are wrong!



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:20 PM (7ynIk)

sigh, Remember when people had to go outside to pretend? I mean, come on, try Cowboy Action Shooting! At least you have to leave the house.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (n13/j)

292 He wanted to come visit me, but I thought I would look around for some getaway spots, since we'd have the time. So, I thought maybe we could give St. Louis a try.


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I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (deEx0)

293 I don't know what Christmas bread means, Adriane.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

Stollen? If made well, it is bad ass.
Posted by: Quint


I wouldn't go that far, but it is, I think, a German stollen recipe from Better Holmes & Gardens, circa 1969 - 1975 when my mom started making it. Stollen with a light powdered sugar glaze and not the powdered sugar layer that comes with many store bought stollen.

It is not heavy like English fruit cake.

Posted by: Adriane the Dessert Critic ... at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (LPnfS)

294 Now you need to devise the protocol for empirical verification.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:17 PM (deEx0)

I should apply to the gov't for some grant money to study this phenomena.

Maybe I should apply as Dr. Harry Paratestes....

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (GBteo)

295 Like I said.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (QDnY+)

296 285 Please keep anything hilarious in the private chat-room.


Also - best not to bill things as "hilarious", sets a high bar.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (QDnY+)

This is true. You always undersell.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)

297 Fuck animal rights activists, fuck PETA, fuck John Podhoretz and fuck Glenn Beck.

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (AllCR)

298 281 My high school had mostly seahags for teachers. No student would bone them anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

Hmmmm, Ms P**** in middle school. Seventh grade social studies. Then, in 8th grade, she went to PE and wore tight spandex. This future 'Ron rued the lack of baggy pants I can tell you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (7ynIk)

299 sigh, Remember when people had to go outside to pretend? I mean, come on, try Cowboy Action Shooting! At least you have to leave the house.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (n13/j)
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Yep. Sigh.

Posted by: LARPers at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (UBkCC)

300 Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (BXMxN)

As a 30 something I fully agree with this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

301 We find a Hot Chic with No Suitors ? We'll usually snap that shit up. "

and also work real hard to ignore all of out buddies who are saying "KRAY-KRAY-KRAY- DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!!"

A Hot Chic with No Suitors violates the Rules of Nature. There's always a reason for things to be the way they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (V2Yro)

302 Fenelon bringing it tonight.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:24 PM (jGvbj)

303 I learned my lesson as a teenager with a 12 ga. I
went blasting one afternoon and then, when I noticed my shoulder was
really stinging.



When I took my shirt off that evening, I noticed a massive bruise on my shoulder and upper arm.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

yeah, 20 gauge is a lot more fun. 12 gauge is for show offs and maybe geese hunters.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:24 PM (n13/j)

304 There I am scrolling through pictures and I'm like..."Is that a zebra?" Sure enough, they have a pet zebra.

I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 10, 2018 11:24 PM (ykYG2)

305 Honestly,men well into their 30's are more childish than in the past.


Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 11:19 PM (BXMxN)



I know I was pretty childish in my 30's, so I made sure when I hit 40 I was epic childish. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (9Om/r)

306 Also - best not to bill things as "hilarious", sets a high bar.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (QDnY+)

-----------

Yes. Always lower expectations first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (deEx0)

307 When I saw on the news that Whitey Bulger was murdered in prison, I thought "Whitey must be ready to spill a lot of Boston Beans about Mueller"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (0Ntuf)

308 False premise right there. The interest one gets doesn't wane from16 to 28, unless we're talking about VERY young boys whom 28-year-old women don't even "see." There are some guys you look right through, looking for other guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 10, 2018 11:22 PM (oGNNA)

Well, so all I can say is that I'm 30 -- and 28 year old women are way less interesting to me than 23 or 24 year olds.

I'm not sure why exactly I guess, but I'd much rather hang out with a mediocre looking 24 year old than a good looking 28 year old.

...and I think most 28 year old women pick up on that vibe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (GBteo)

309 A Hot Chic with No Suitors violates the Rules of Nature. There's always a reason for things to be the way they are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (V2Yro)
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Nature abhors a vacuum--unlike a randy Incel.

Posted by: LARPers at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (UBkCC)

310 I have never been to AZ although some lay people I know just moved back there. The wife was originally from AZ. It looks like the sunrises and sunsets must be gorgeous and the drier weather was better for her arthritis,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (AllCR)

311 TP is going to murder a furry dressed as a zebra for New Years. I'm very turned on and would like to join in. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (upzye)

312 I've never wanted to stay somewhere more.
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (VpnSm)

Ok.

Sidebar: does this mean zebras fall under the same classification that all things equine do for ladies? I need a ruling from the 'ettes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (7ynIk)

313 Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

Full disclosure I play and generally love video games. Love in the sense of, I think it's most bang for your buck time waster.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (IYHxL)

314
10th grade Algebra teacher. Us boys were so well-behaved. She used to sit up on her desk and we could occasionally get a fleeting glimpse of upper thigh.

I wonder if she knew all the raging boners she was raising.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)

315 Mossberg 500 (maverick) w a rifled slug barrel. (Rear sight and tang safety).

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (0OmEj)

316 Hmmmm, Ms P**** in middle school. Seventh grade social studies. Then, in 8th grade, she went to PE and wore tight spandex. This future 'Ron rued the lack of baggy pants I can tell you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (7ynIk)


Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (8Juj2)

317 When I saw on the news that Whitey Bulger was murdered in prison, I thought "Whitey must be ready to spill a lot of Boston Beans about Mueller"

Yep - someone in a position of power wanted Whitey dead.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

318 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204245179486208

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204359730110464

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204479150329856

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204590786011136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204694691438592

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (0Ntuf)

319 @292

What do you mean?

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (VpnSm)

320 314
10th grade Algebra teacher. Us boys were so well-behaved. She used to sit up on her desk and we could occasionally get a fleeting glimpse of upper thigh.

I wonder if she knew all the raging boners she was raising.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)

10th grade boys have raging boners 24 hours a day.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

321 I grew up in Arizona. Still miss it, especially this time of year.
I get back occasionally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

322 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:10 PM (AllCR)

Just having fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

323
Fuck animal rights activists, fuck PETA, fuck John Podhoretz and fuck Glenn Beck.

You want to get in on that zebra action?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (aKsyK)

324 Both Paul Blest and Yue Dong are dipshits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (fDU8w)

325 10th grade boys have raging boners 24 hours a day.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

Nah, by 10th grade I was having sex with girls.

The real unfortunate time was like 8th grade.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:28 PM (GBteo)

326 Love in the sense of, I think it's most bang for your buck time waster.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (IYHxL)

...............

Oh now everyone has bang in their posts . . . .

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:28 PM (iF4iV)

327 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204810643009536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072204936933449728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072205045205221377

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072205157780414465

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072205282296688641

Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2018 11:28 PM (0Ntuf)

328 Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.

A friend of mine, who was a real knockout, started teaching high school at age 25.

I asked her if she wasn't -er- distracting to her male students, and she replied: "You learn how to be intimidating real fast."

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 11:28 PM (I2/tG)

329 I think recoil girl's expression is from the pain of the recoil rather than the recoil itself, a second or so after the shot.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (jGvbj)

330 Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (8Juj2)

Never had the epic rack teacher. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (7ynIk)

331 I asked her if she wasn't -er- distracting to her male students, and she replied: "You learn how to be intimidating real fast."
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 10, 2018 11:28 PM (I2/tG)
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I think I was in that class

Posted by: Dick Shrivels at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (UBkCC)

332 TP, I'm 5'10" 185lbs. 13% body fat. Athletic. Handsome dude.

I can come on you to St. Louis to kill the zebra man?

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (upzye)

333 So Occasional Cortex is the Queen of Hanukah?

I just put a chicken in the oven. It identifies as a rooster, but I'm still going to roast it and eat it as a chicken.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (NMAzL)

334 There is no such thing as a pet zebra. They are not pretty colored horses.They are wild animals and should be treated as such. My BIL had a couple, because he was wierd, but one of them kicked him through a fence once just cause it could.

Posted by: Last at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (8HiDF)

335 330 Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (8Juj2)

Never had the epic rack teacher. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (7ynIk)

Mine was freshman year health class.

Learning about sex ed from a hot 24 year old was ... interesting and, shall we say, sexually charged from the male students point of view.

Naturally, the female students all hated her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (GBteo)

336 I'm hot for teacher.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (deEx0)

337 We did a home defense shotgun tutorial, sorta, on the gub thread yesterday.


Speaking of gunzzz, turns out 4.5 grains of HP-38 in a 38spl case is not much case fill, so I have to remove the damn thing from the case holder every time after powder throw to check it. Haven't done the time study yet, but must add 20% to time/round-loaded. First world problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (QDnY+)

338 A Hot Chic with No Suitors violates the Rules of Nature. There's always a reason for things to be the way they are.


Check for penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (yQpMk)

339 Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (8Juj2)

Never had the epic rack teacher. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (7ynIk)


And some of the best Strawberry Blonde Hair I've still ever seen. Don't know if that shit was colored - probably - but just outstanding.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:31 PM (8Juj2)

340 329 I think recoil girl's expression is from the pain of the recoil rather than the recoil itself, a second or so after the shot.
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (jGvbj)

Didn't have it properly positioned against her shoulder I'd wager.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

341 Nice headlights on that 1966 GTO kdbabear

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:31 PM (iF4iV)

342 good luck with that on *this* planet.

in general, women use sex as a weapon, giving it, or taking it away, to get what they want.

as the man said:"i don't why women are so unhappy. they have half the money and ALL the pussy. "
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (YtJs4)

I'm 29ish, and this certainly hasn't been my life experience. I'm guessing you are younger or at least in the dating game. If that is your experience that's really sad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

343 I had no hot teachers. None. Very depressing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (IYHxL)

344 True dat.

And one of the pictures, I could have sworn I saw a camel, but the listing does not mention said camel. Only the zebra.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (VpnSm)

345
Never had the epic rack teacher. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (7ynIk)

Mine was freshman year health class.

Learning about sex ed from a hot 24 year old was ... interesting and, shall we say, sexually charged from the male students point of view.

Naturally, the female students all hated her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (GBteo)

Junior College Calculus... hawt but could not teach worth a damn.

Last class I attended before dropping out to join the Navy... walked out of class and went skiing..

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (NgKpN)

346 149
shotgun girl is a 1. Even with recoil face.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 10:45 PM (iF4iV)

OK. I was looking for confirmation that Recoil Girl was a One.
I was leaning that way mightily.
It took less than 150 comments.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (8iiMU)

347 Sidebar: does this mean zebras fall under the same
classification that all things equine do for ladies? I need a ruling
from the 'ettes.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (7ynIk)

No. No, they do not. Nor do donkeys or mules. It needs to be 100% horse. Yes, I'm a horse supremacist.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (NMAzL)

348 Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

Full disclosure I play and generally love video games. Love in the sense of, I think it's most bang for your buck time waster.


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:25 PM (IYHxL)

I play Civilization sometimes. I would play RDR 2 if I have the game console. To me, it makes me want to ride a horse or watch Lonesome Dove.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (n13/j)

349 343 I had no hot teachers. None. Very depressing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (IYHxL)

That IS depressing.

What did you and your buddies fantasize about then?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (GBteo)

350 I'm Jewish

Posted by: Tony Curtis at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (Z/Nm1)

351 335 330 Sophomore Year Geometry. Ms. So and So. An Eighties version of a late-thirties Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:26 PM (8Juj2)

Never had the epic rack teacher. Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:29 PM (7ynIk)

Mine was freshman year health class.

Learning about sex ed from a hot 24 year old was ... interesting and, shall we say, sexually charged from the male students point of view.

Naturally, the female students all hated her.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:30 PM (GBteo)

I was taught that boners were compliments, and you always show your compliment to the girl receiving it.

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (upzye)

352 Stephen Curry (Golen State Warriors) said the moon landing was faked, but let's all pretend he didn't
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2018 10:18 PM (e8kgV)

Shouldn't his name be Stephen Clay, if he's playing for Golem State?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (fDU8w)

353 342 good luck with that on *this* planet.

in general, women use sex as a weapon, giving it, or taking it away, to get what they want.

as the man said:"i don't why women are so unhappy. they have half the money and ALL the pussy. "
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2018 11:03 PM (YtJs4)

I'm 29ish, and this certainly hasn't been my life experience. I'm guessing you are younger or at least in the dating game. If that is your experience that's really sad.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

the key is to be able to say seriously, that you will walk away.

Don't cede them that power. Make them work to keep YOU...

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

354 So Occasional Cortex is the Queen of Hanukah?


I wager AO-C knows nothing meaningful about Judaism. She just want to make a point about the in her mind the Totalitarian RCC and have cover for criticizing Israel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (AllCR)

355 OK. I was looking for confirmation that Recoil Girl was a One. I was leaning that way mightily.
It took less than 150 comments.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (8iiMU)



Most of 'em are - short term, anyway.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (8Juj2)

356 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:33 PM (GBteo)

Chicks we had no shot with.
IE; Celebs. Because otherwise we believed we could pull any chick.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:35 PM (IYHxL)

357 Don't cede them that power. Make them work to keep YOU...
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

Sounds good in theory...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:35 PM (GBteo)

358 I found Macron's talk hilarious. But it's western Europe - so you can't possibly go wrong patronizing your citizens, or assuming they'll ultimately just submit to whatever idiocy you impose on them. So while messy, it will "work". The boy may not last, may have to take his mom and go away, but Fwahnce's trajectory will not change.


And there could be some entertaining stuff from the smoldering hulk that is the UK this week. Brexit treachery due for decision point.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2018 11:36 PM (QDnY+)

359 251 Good evening. Who wants to hear something hilarious?
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:14 PM (VpnSm)


You want to go to St Louis with the guy you think is cheating on you. Besides going to an armpit of a city you want to stay at an Air B&B with livestock?

Lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

360 Chicks we had no shot with.
IE; Celebs. Because otherwise we believed we could pull any chick.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:35 PM (IYHxL)

I guess that's not too far from where we were.

Hot Health Teacher married a super rich, Grecian-god looking Israeli guy my sophomore year. By the time I graduated, she was no longer teaching / working (as far as I know.)

It was a sad day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (GBteo)

361 Everybody I know In Real Life says one thing on this - a Vocal Subset Here says something else.

Of course - In Real Life - Men usually say different things when they think Women May Overhear as well.

I think the proper term is Virtue Signal. Learned that term here - although I was familiar with the behavior.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:04 PM (8Juj2)

All I can say that wasn't my experience in my first 10 years or marriage, and it's not my experience in my 14 years of this one.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

362 I wager AO-C knows nothing meaningful about Judaism. She just want to make a point about the in her mind the Totalitarian RCC and have cover for criticizing Israel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (AllCR)

-----------------

Very good point. I have never understood how or why Jewish Dems come down so hard on Israel.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (ffYR/)

363 Don't cede them that power. Make them work to keep YOU...
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

Sounds good in theory...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:35 PM (GBteo)


Sounds achievable as long as you avoid mutual tangible property and offspring.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:38 PM (8Juj2)

364 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

GOT 'EEEEMMMMMM

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:38 PM (IYHxL)

365 They should go with The Portland Riot. Interesting they want an MLB team. I would have guessed soccer.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)


Already have one, the Portland Timbers. I'm actually surprised by that name considering the enviroweenies who inhabit Portland because 'timber' implies cut down trees.

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2018 11:38 PM (Y8PSl)

366
Stephen Curry (Golen State Warriors) said the moon landing was faked, but let's all pretend he didn't
Posted by: SMOD


At least he didn't say it was faked by a bunch of Jewish homos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

367 Does Aunt May know the difference between a 1964 Buick Skylark and a 1963 Pontiac Tempest?
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 10, 2018 10:25 PM (xPl2J)

Which one had Positraction?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

I doubt either had it as standard equipment. The Tempest had a rear-mounted transaxle, connected to the front-mounted engine by a long flexible shaft, like a giant speedometer cable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (fDU8w)

368 I had a Ms. Fenucci in 10th grade - playboy model hot, had a Noo Yawk accent like Fran Drescher, wore miniskirts and halfway buttoned up sweaters every day, every boy in her class was drooling all day. Don't even remember what class she taught, because it didn't matter.

I remember the day a couple of us even followed her out to the parking lot, when we saw her boyfriend pick her up. On the biggest baddest Harley we'd seen, and he was about 6'6", with dark glasses, with sledgehammer hands. It was like seeing the original Terminator. We slunk away in shame and fear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (V2Yro)

369 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (GBteo)

Shoulda pushed harder! You could have been the story of made for TV movies on Hallmark and Lifetime!

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (IYHxL)

370 I dispute the notion that Recoil Girl is an actual reaction shot- I think it was staged.

*music stinger*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (7ynIk)

371 >>>What did you and your buddies fantasize about then?

Valerie Bertinelli
The Runaways
Blondie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:40 PM (aA3+G)

372 I dispute the notion that Recoil Girl is an actual reaction shot- I think it was staged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (7ynIk)


Word.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:40 PM (8Juj2)

373 I dispute the notion that Recoil Girl is an actual reaction shot- I think it was staged.

*music stinger*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (7ynIk)
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Like NASA.

Posted by: Stephen Curry at December 10, 2018 11:41 PM (UBkCC)

374 Mossberg 500 (maverick) w a rifled slug barrel. (Rear sight and tang safety).
Posted by: Usntakim
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Yep, I think you called it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2018 11:41 PM (Ou6XS)

375 I doubt either had it as standard equipment. The Tempest had a rear-mounted transaxle, connected to the front-mounted engine by a long flexible shaft, like a giant speedometer cable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (fDU8w)

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Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at December 10, 2018 11:41 PM (deEx0)

376 That is another thing kids today probably have no idea about: the music stingers just before commercial break on a detective show or drama.

Sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:41 PM (7ynIk)

377 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

............

The Hoard looks on in wonder as the mushroom cloud slowly rises.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:42 PM (iF4iV)

378 363 Don't cede them that power. Make them work to keep YOU...
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

Sounds good in theory...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:35 PM (GBteo)

Sounds achievable as long as you avoid mutual tangible property and offspring.
Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:38 PM (8Juj2)

Yup... I'm talking dating... not marrying.

It is eminently achievable. Been there... done that... and continue to collect T'shirts.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

379 Feck, spell check changer thingy, damnit, "Horde."

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:43 PM (iF4iV)

380 The Hoard looks on in wonder as the mushroom cloud slowly rises.
Posted by: Smaug at D



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

381 I miss the freeze frames at the end of shows, like in CHIPS.

Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j)

382 *tinfoil deerstalker*

It is the only thing that explains everything: Odd grip (she is actually being safe by putting her finger no where near the trigger! I bet the thing is not even loaded!)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (7ynIk)

383 Former Miss Kentucky charged with sending naked selfies to an underage student

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2018 10:52 PM (BXMxN)


That kid will be hailed a hero in his circle of friends. He got personal porn on demand delivered. I can see a blow-up of that photo eventually ending up on a wall in his man cave. Imagine the stories for the grandkids that photo will engender. "You kids have it easy today. Back in my day, we didn't have it so easy at school. We had to text Miss America entrants to get nude photos not just look 'em up on-line."

Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (Y8PSl)

384 I'm pious AF!

Posted by: Pious Mf-er at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (UBkCC)

385 Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

Should still work to make them keep you in marriage too. Not in a malicious or mean way but a "He's incredible and I'm lucky kind of way."
Which is hard for both parties but still.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (IYHxL)

386 I miss the freeze frames at the end of shows, like in CHIPS.
Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j)
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Or Police Squad.

Posted by: Pious Mf-er at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (UBkCC)

387 381 I miss the freeze frames at the end of shows, like in CHIPS.
Posted by: Quint at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (n13/j)

The laughing closing shot, yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (7ynIk)

388 It is the only thing that explains everything: Odd grip (she is actually being safe by putting her finger no where near the trigger! I bet the thing is not even loaded!)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:44 PM (7ynIk)

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It's the faked moon landing all over again!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (deEx0)

389 In my high school, we all wanted Claudia Schiffer.

"Schwing!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

390 Curry went to Davidson. Just Sayin....

Posted by: literally serious at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (upzye)

391
Very good point. I have never understood how or why Jewish Dems come down so hard on Israel.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (ffYR/)

.........

Because most of them are secular. No God need need be involved.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (iF4iV)

392 377 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

............

The Hoard looks on in wonder as the mushroom cloud slowly rises.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:42 PM (iF4iV)


Moi? Something I said?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (aA3+G)

393 My BIL also had a mountain lion he raised from a cub. He kept it well fed so it didn't eat him. He never had a problem with his neighbors up until the time the city told him to take his cat and leave town. That was also not a pet.


Posted by: Last at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (8HiDF)

394 It's the faked moon landing all over again!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (deEx0)
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It's aliens!

Posted by: The It's-Aliens guy at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (UBkCC)

395 Tomorrow is Hector Berlioz' 215th birthday. I only mention this because I love his works and think they should be played a lot.
Also, his memoirs were fun reading.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (l9m7l)

396 How ya doing tonight CM?

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (iF4iV)

397 Hmmmm, Ms P**** in middle school. Seventh grade
social studies. Then, in 8th grade, she went to PE and wore tight
spandex. This future 'Ron rued the lack of baggy pants I can tell you.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:23 PM (7ynIk)

In junior high I had a teacher who was a trekkie, and had bazooka boobs. She was hot. High school we had one young teacher who was real cute, and another that was ok. The rest were total Hagravens.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:47 PM (9Om/r)

398 389 In my high school, we all wanted Claudia Schiffer.

"Schwing!"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

Looked her up, half expecting her to look like (was it Bridget Bardot who... looks her age these days?)

Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (7ynIk)

399 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:47 PM (9Om/r)

I was born after the era of torpedo tits but good lord do I love them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (IYHxL)

400 Perhaps it's decades of working with computers and all of the binary thinking involved. I've decided that ranking the ladies on a hotness scale of 1 to 10 is BS - to me now, they're either 1 or 0, "hot or not" like an earlier poster commented.

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (3pGfC)

401 Very good point. I have never understood how or why Jewish Dems come down so hard on Israel.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:37 PM (ffYR/)
.........
Because most of them are secular. No God need need be involved.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (iF4iV)


Partly, I think.

Partly also, the reason the whole world comes down so hard on Israel. The same reason the Wife of a Drunk always bitches at the kids. Because she knows the Old Man don't give a fuck what she has to say anyway.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (8Juj2)

402 Yes of course the teachers know what they're inspiring.
Some of the ones at my school dress like total harlots and knowing this makes it disgusting

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (9TR2V)

403 Mmm. Bazooka boobs.

You can stop right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (deEx0)

404 to me now, they're either 1 or 0, "hot or not" like an earlier poster commented.

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (3pGfC)


Wish I would have thought of that.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:49 PM (8Juj2)

405 I heard there was some anti-zebra talk earlier in the thread. What's up with that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:50 PM (deEx0)

406 395 Tomorrow is Hector Berlioz' 215th birthday. I only mention this because I love his works and think they should be played a lot.
Also, his memoirs were fun reading.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (l9m7l)

I'll admit my introduction to Berlioz was the snippet they played in 'First Contact'. Sad, but there you go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:50 PM (7ynIk)

407 Teachers today dress more provocatively than prostitutes used to when I was high school age

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 10, 2018 11:51 PM (9TR2V)

408
Moi? Something I said?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (aA3+G)

.........

Bujeebus. It was glorious, but I think Putin is going to miss that Satan-2.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:51 PM (iF4iV)

409 Teachers today dress more provocatively than prostitutes used to when I was high school age
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 10, 2018 11:51 PM (9TR2V)


I could hear more.

Posted by: Jody Hamilton at December 10, 2018 11:52 PM (8Juj2)

410 I've decided that ranking the ladies on a hotness scale of 1 to 10 is BS - to me now, they're either 1 or 0, "hot or not" like an earlier poster commented.
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (3pGfC)

The other thing about getting older (all of us are in our late 20s) is that it brings a certain amount of perspective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:52 PM (7ynIk)

411 I find this gorgeous home with...I crap you not...a pet zebra. There I am scrolling through pictures and I'm like..."Is that a zebra?" Sure enough, they have a pet zebra.

I've never wanted to stay somewhere more.
Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (VpnSm)

Now that you have spotted it, it will become a leopard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:52 PM (fDU8w)

412 My high school French teacher was gorgeous. A good teacher and a really nice person.
She left teaching when I graduated and became a flight attendant.

Le sigh.....

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2018 11:53 PM (0tfLf)

413 Don't let the cute stripe pattern of the zebra fool you- they are quite deadly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (7ynIk)

414 Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 10, 2018 11:51 PM (9TR2V)

I've said it a million times. Yoga pants should be outlawed because of both arguments.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (IYHxL)

415 I've never wanted to stay somewhere more.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 10, 2018 11:21 PM (VpnSm)



Now that you have spotted it, it will become a leopard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2018 11:52 PM (fDU8w)

It's not as black and white as you think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (8iiMU)

416 googled the slutty teacher, bikini shot not that hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

417 Damn, Japan is dropping the hammer on the phones and IT stuff lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:55 PM (7ynIk)

418 My high school French teacher was gorgeous. A good teacher and a really nice person.
She left teaching when I graduated and became a flight attendant.

Le sigh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at D



lots of girls did that when boeing rolled out the 707.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 10, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

419 1 or 0, "hot or not" like an earlier poster commented.
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (3pGfC)

The other thing about getting older (all of us are in our late 20s) is that it brings a certain amount of perspective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:52 PM (7ynIk)

...........

The 1 or 0 is not confined by hot or not. Not even close.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:56 PM (iF4iV)

420 385 Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

Should still work to make them keep you in marriage too. Not in a malicious or mean way but a "He's incredible and I'm lucky kind of way."
Which is hard for both parties but still.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (IYHxL)

Yup.... every relationship I had that blew up? She felt entitled. She felt Safe...

And quit trying.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (NgKpN)

421 How ya doing tonight CM?
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:46 PM (iF4iV)

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Doing OK, thanks. Hows about you?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (ffYR/)

422 Shoulda pushed harder! You could have been the story of made for TV movies on Hallmark and Lifetime!
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:39 PM (IYHxL)

Heh. No chance, bro.

I appreciate your confidence in me though!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (GBteo)

423 The 1 or 0 is not confined by hot or not. Not even close.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:56 PM (iF4iV)

Agreed. It falls into the realm of 'attractive'.

Example: Megan Fox is hot, but in a cold, sterile way that is like a paint by numbers version done by someone who had heard of what attractive women looked like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (7ynIk)

424 Yup.... every relationship I had that blew up? She felt entitled. She felt Safe...

And quit trying.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (NgKpN)

Got the "I'm not really in the mood tonight (or this month)" kind of treatment?

been there; done that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (GBteo)

425 Yoga pants should be outlawed because of both arguments.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (IYHxL)

.........

Nooooooo, you want to outlaw the greatest most wondrous invention of the last 100,000 years?

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (iF4iV)

426 the key is to be able to say seriously, that you will walk away.



Don't cede them that power. Make them work to keep YOU...

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

I would never surrender my whole self to a man like that. How could I? He's untrustworthy, and I would feel too insecure to open myself completely to him. He would thus miss *all* of the best stuff.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

427 The 1 or 0 is not confined by hot or not. Not even close.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:56 PM (iF4iV)

For Moi?

there is -1, not ever under any circumstances.

0, possible if after a few drinks just for fun.

1, Keeper.

Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (NgKpN)

428 Mmm. Bazooka boobs.



You can stop right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2018 11:48 PM (deEx0)


She was like a judge jeanine class of chick. Looked similar, but was in her 30's, and had those Cadillac bumper bullets. I liked her class. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 10, 2018 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

429
Doing OK, thanks. Hows about you?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (ffYR/)

.......

Worrying about Yoga pants being outlawed.

Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:59 PM (iF4iV)

430 I've said it a million times. Yoga pants should be outlawed because of both arguments.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (IYHxL)

So the bar I usually hang out in requires their (all young, attractive) waitresses to wear yoga pants.

Not going to lie, I kind of think it's demeaning.

Like most of these girls are pretty cool people, I feel bad for them that they have to wear clothes that, um, accentuate their features, as it were.

I mean, we're just talking a normal irish pub, not a hooters.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:00 AM (GBteo)

431 I doubt either had it as standard equipment. The Tempest had a rear-mounted transaxle, connected to the front-mounted engine by a long flexible shaft, like a giant speedometer cable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Geeze. You had to reach back for that. GM has done some innovative things, and that was certainly one of them. Imagine trying to find parts for the transaxle, never mind a driveshaft.

There were two neat aspects, better weight distribution, and IRS. Here's an image for them as never saw one. Note the curved driveshaft housing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:00 AM (/dN1M)

432


Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (NgKpN)

Shitty.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (GBteo)
I *think* you're in my age group so you know us young bucks gotta roll tight like co-defendants who aren't planning to flip.Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (iF4iV)
Yes I am. You ever seen a chick wear them who shouldn't?! It's just as distracting as one who should be wearing them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (IYHxL)

433 Worrying about Yoga pants being outlawed.
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:59 PM (iF4iV)

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If they are, you can always wear a velour track suit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (deEx0)

434 Nooooooo, you want to outlaw the greatest most wondrous invention of the last 100,000 years?
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (iF4iV)

I'd have to agree.

Penicillin? Air travel? Space program? The wheel? Writing? Mere trifles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (7ynIk)

435 Irish Girl tries shooting guns in America for the first time.

https://youtu.be/6_vkV53G3Gs

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (cAnNx)

436 Yoga pants should be outlawed because of both arguments.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 10, 2018 11:54 PM (IYHxL)

.........

Nooooooo, you want to outlaw the greatest most wondrous invention of the last 100,000 years?
Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (iF4iV)

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I think it's more about having editorial about who can wear them. Kinda like thongs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (ffYR/)

437 Here's an image for them as never saw one. Note the curved driveshaft housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Oooops https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hsue8j

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:02 AM (/dN1M)

438 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 10, 2018 11:57 PM (GBteo)
I *think* you're in my age group so you know us young bucks gotta roll tight like co-defendants who aren't planning to flip.Posted by: Smaug at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (iF4iV)
Yes I am. You ever seen a chick wear them who shouldn't?! It's just as distracting as one who should be wearing them.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (IYHxL)

yeah, I'm 30. I think I'm the youngest regular here. thathalrican is around my age though.

I've been commenting since I was 22ish.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (GBteo)

439 If they are, you can always wear a velour track suit.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (deEx0)

Either a 'Velour Fog' Futurama ref or bait to draw out Palp.

Either way, nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (7ynIk)

440 I would never surrender my whole self to a man like that. How could I? He's untrustworthy, and I would feel too insecure to open myself completely to him. He would thus miss *all* of the best stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 10, 2018 11:58 PM (NMAzL)

the issue is that Women have created rules where they have all the power in a relationship.

So how is that equal? Is it OK that you can be a total Bitch, but he is expected to stay? or he never gets to have sex?

I'm not willing to play that game.

Elvis had a great song called 'Treat me right'. It pretty much says how I feel.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (NgKpN)

441 the issue is that Women have created rules where they have all the power in a relationship.

So how is that equal? Is it OK that you can be a total Bitch, but he is expected to stay? or he never gets to have sex?

I'm not willing to play that game.

Elvis had a great song called 'Treat me right'. It pretty much says how I feel.
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (NgKpN)

Yeah, let's leave the /r/theredpill stuff out of this convo. It's ... not productive in mixed company.

As a wise poet once said, it's "Locker room talk," if you will.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (GBteo)

442
In my high school, we all wanted Claudia Schiffer.



"Schwing!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2018 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

That was my geometry teacher's last name.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (NMAzL)

443
So the bar I usually hang out in requires their (all young, attractive) waitresses to wear yoga pants.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:00 AM (GBteo)

.......

So the bar you hang out at is in my local mall, or in my gym?

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (iF4iV)

444 Irish Girl tries shooting guns in America for the first time.



https://youtu.be/6_vkV53G3Gs

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2018 12:01 AM (cAnNx)


Let me tell you. Thats exactly how I remember the chicks in Ireland looking. A lot of blonds, and many were off the charts beautiful.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

445 So the bar you hang out at is in my local mall, or in my gym?
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (iF4iV)

Ha.

No, it's a pretty cool place. One of those old-school buy 2 beers, get one free kind of places.

Usually I'm the youngest one in there by a good 20 years. It's where I bring dates and/or friends at the end of the night. Or hang out in alone with the grisly old alcoholics (NTTAWWT)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:05 AM (GBteo)

446 Yaarrrrr matey that blunderbuss packs a mighty wallop

Posted by: MST3K at December 11, 2018 12:06 AM (9N+85)

447 That was my geometry teacher's last name.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (NMAzL)

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It wasn't Peter Schwing, was it? Because I think I know him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 12:07 AM (deEx0)

448 ...it's the kind of bar that will only cut you off if you stab someone or like literally piss on the bar.

Which I like.

It's like a Toby Keith song.

On that subject -- I was at a bar the other night and got cut off after 3 beers. Apparently that was their policy. Lame as shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:07 AM (GBteo)

449 Yeah, let's leave the /r/theredpill stuff out of this convo. It's ... not productive in mixed company.

As a wise poet once said, it's "Locker room talk," if you will.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:04 AM (GBteo)

Actually, I have this exact conversation with every woman am with for any length of time.

Why? Because if they don't know the expectation, if I don't SAY what I'm looking for, then I am the problem, not them.

And sadly, American Men ARE a large part of the cuck problem.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:08 AM (NgKpN)

450
Well, hell, this is very special. As I mentioned the other night, I got the fever to build another system and the various parts are starting to arrive. Two packages arrived in the regular mail, delivered to the front door.

But a video card and cable tried to come at 5PM, Post office Bezos special delivery, I think.

Well, the candy ass filed some sort of "inclement weather" thing, claiming he couldn't get to the front door.

Stupid fucker didn't want to walk across a little snow still left out in the front yard.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

451 Peter Schwing took over when Tubby Johnson retired.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 12:08 AM (deEx0)

452 Here's an image for them as never saw one. Note the curved driveshaft housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Oooops https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7hsue8j

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:02 AM (/dN1M)

Notice that it is swing-axle IRS. So prone to the same "tuck-under" effect as old VW's and first-generation Corvairs. In fact, I wonder if the Tempest rear suspension was borrowed from the Corvair parts bin?

I liked the Olds F85, with that nifty aluminum V8, which was even available with a turbocharger. I still have one of those engines in my shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (fDU8w)

453 And sadly, American Men ARE a large part of the cuck problem.
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:08 AM (NgKpN)

Well, all I can say is this -- I can't disagree with you. I got out of an almost decade long relationship this summer and looking back, I was pretty cucked. Kind of embarrassing.

But the thing is -- women don't want to hear about that kind of stuff. You just gotta internalize the idea that men and women look at relationships differently, and that being a "nice guy" is not a formula for success.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (GBteo)

454 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (GBteo)

I owe you a drink and a shot should we ever kick it in meatspace bruh.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (IYHxL)

455 Let me tell you. Thats exactly how I remember the chicks in Ireland looking. A lot of blonds, and many were off the charts beautiful.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

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My family is from there, specific to one County. I went there in my late 20s, and actually found a few people that remembered our family in local bars. The women were beautiful, and loved Americans that looked like Irish lads.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:10 AM (ffYR/)

456 I owe you a drink and a shot should we ever kick it in meatspace bruh.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (IYHxL)

Deal. But if I recall correctly, you live somewhere in the hinterlands, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:10 AM (GBteo)

457 But the thing is -- women don't want to hear about that kind of stuff. You just gotta internalize the idea that men and women look at relationships differently, and that being a "nice guy" is not a formula for success.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (GBteo)

Actually, there are Red Pilled women out there.

Currently dating one. We are on the same page about a lot of this stuff (not completely, but she at least see my side of the argument).

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:11 AM (NgKpN)

458 the issue is that Women have created rules where they have all the power in a relationship.



So how is that equal? Is it OK that you can be a total Bitch, but he is expected to stay? or he never gets to have sex?



I'm not willing to play that game.



Elvis had a great song called 'Treat me right'. It pretty much says how I feel.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:03 AM (NgKpN)


My brother was like Patton when it came to chicks like that. He tossed them right on their ass no matter how frigging smoking they were. He didn't play that game. They all thought their vag was more golden than the next, while his attitude was turn them upside down and they're all sisters. I used to try and somehow diplomatically convey the message to his potential new girl friends that his man card is made from shit not of this earth, and they will loose badly. Sigh..and they never listened.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:11 AM (9Om/r)

459 I liked the Olds F85, with that nifty aluminum V8, which was even available with a turbocharger. I still have one of those engines in my shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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There may be a market among certain Rover TC2000 owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (2qPhT)

460 Actually, there are Red Pilled women out there.

Currently dating one. We are on the same page about a lot of this stuff (not completely, but she at least see my side of the argument).
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:11 AM (NgKpN)

Well, I'm jealous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (GBteo)

461 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:09 AM (GBteo)

Sounds like my internal struggle through the latter years of highschool and some of 20's. When we - weird saying that and having someone age wise relate! - were growing up society told us to puss the fuck out.
Lot of good it did us.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (IYHxL)

462 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:11 AM (9Om/r)

And yet, he always had girlfriends didn't he? /smile

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

463 >>>the issue is that Women have created rules where they have all the power in a relationship.

The issue is that once the notion of power becomes embedded in the relationship, it's already been compromised.
I think there should be categories of dating - Competitive Dating (women trying to get what they can, men ditto, each striving to "win"), and Real Deal Dating.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:13 AM (NMAzL)

464 Sounds like my internal struggle through the latter years of highschool and some of 20's. When we - weird saying that and having someone age wise relate! - were growing up society told us to puss the fuck out.
Lot of good it did us.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (IYHxL)

Yeah, we come from a weird era.

But I guess all previous generations can say the same thing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:13 AM (GBteo)

465

Schwing and a miss!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 12:13 AM (aKsyK)

466 Teachers today dress more provocatively than prostitutes used to when I was high school age
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 10, 2018 11:51 PM (9TR2V)

Hey, MAxIE, I am almost ready to reinstall the transmission in my Ford. Turns out I had assembled the forward clutch wrong. Sorted that out. Today I bought a replacement main pressure regulator valve to replace the worn original one. If I have a good day tomorrow, it will be back in the truck by Sundown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 12:14 AM (fDU8w)

467 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:10 AM (GBteo)

If by hinter you mean the frozen north? Yeah I do. So while it will probably never happen, should you ever make your way to these parts, or me to yours, first two rounds are on me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:15 AM (IYHxL)

468 460 Actually, there are Red Pilled women out there.

Currently dating one. We are on the same page about a lot of this stuff (not completely, but she at least see my side of the argument).
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:11 AM (NgKpN)

Well, I'm jealous.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (GBteo)

LOL.... I'm 59... she is 58, 5' 7", 120 Lbs, smoking hot body... works out daily. Divorced from an Air Force Officer (so knows that life).

Looking like a keeper... LOL...


They ARE out there... just have to keep looking.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

469 Sounds like my internal struggle through the latter years of highschool and some of 20's. When we - weird saying that and having someone age wise relate! - were growing up society told us to puss the fuck out.
Lot of good it did us.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (IYHxL)

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My daughter is 22 and marrying a 30 y/o guy who is a diesel mechanic next February. They started dating when she was 18, because she couldn't handle the puss level of the man buns her age.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:17 AM (ffYR/)

470 There may be a market among certain Rover TC2000 owners.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:12 AM (2qPhT)

I got to drive a Rover 3500 V8 from Calgary to Vancouver many years ago. It was a peppy car, but very quirky. Cured me from wanting one, it did. Rust killed most of them; the "A" pillar also supported the front suspension.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 12:17 AM (fDU8w)

471 Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

Yup. Just gotta keep it G and honest.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:17 AM (IYHxL)

472 Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:17 AM (ffYR/)

Good for her. I wish I wasn't such a closed book during those days I thought I knew so much more than my parents in hindsight the could have steered me around some of the fuckboy shit. Oh well, time to pass it to my sons which I will in fucking spades.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:19 AM (IYHxL)

473 471 Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

Yup. Just gotta keep it G and honest.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:17 AM (IYHxL)

Yup.... half the problems we have today is that Men are AFRAID to say what they think.

Wasn't that way for my Father... was a bit for me... but for my 27 year old Son? He's petrified to say what he really thinks.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:19 AM (NgKpN)

474 I liked the Olds F85, with that nifty aluminum V8, which was even available with a turbocharger. I still have one of those engines in my shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I seem to recollect that the F85 had some sort of injection system as a part of the turbo. Alcohol? Not sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:21 AM (fZcn6)

475 oh yeah. Looking at internet recipe, Mom's stollen recipe doe not have the marzipan roll in the middle. Just yeast bread & candied fruit.

Posted by: Adriane the Dessert Critic ... at December 11, 2018 12:21 AM (LPnfS)

476 If by hinter you mean the frozen north? Yeah I do. So while it will probably never happen, should you ever make your way to these parts, or me to yours, first two rounds are on me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:15 AM (IYHxL)

Excellent, well sure.

I live in the Great White North of New Hampshire and split my time between here and new york.

Used to travel to fly over country a lot with work, but am rarely out there.

But if you're ever up north, let me know. Do you have my contact info?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:21 AM (GBteo)

477 Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:19 AM (NgKpN)

And people wonder why there is a redpill movement. I'm not necessarily down with it full on but I get why it's around. People keep fucking with biology and sex differences and are appalled when the results end up with a bunch of dudes basically saying "fuck bitches".
Again, I don't agree with that part but damn when you put down men and their tendencies......what did people expect?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:22 AM (IYHxL)

478 I seem to recollect that the F85 had some sort of injection system as a part of the turbo. Alcohol? Not sure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:21 AM (fZcn6)

Yeah, they alcohol injection as an anti-knock measure on the turbo cars. Engine I have was not a turbo model.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 12:23 AM (fDU8w)

479 Ah. Found it:

Oldsmobile’s Turbo Rocket Fluid was a mixture of distilled water, methanol and a corrosion inhibitor, and today we’d recognize the system as fluid injection, used in high-performance engines to cool the combustion chamber and prevent preignition. For motorists in 1962, it was the stuff of science fiction, helping to deliver impressive acceleration on demand as long as the Turbo Rocket Fluid tank was topped off. Run it dry (and ignore the indicator), and the turbocharger was bypassed to prevent potential engine damage.


Nice article: http://tinyurl.com/y9xw4k4m

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 12:24 AM (fZcn6)

480 TGP has McInnes likely being reinstated after bogus copyright claim at youbewb.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:24 AM (t6MX/)

481 And yet, he always had girlfriends didn't he? /smile

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

Godamn right he did. He was a chick magnet. I did good, but he made me look like a piker. He used to spend entire summers down the jersey shore because he was hooked up with a different chick every week until their rental was over and they left town. He was a sun god. He would lay on the beach, doze off, and wake up with a chick laying 5 feet from him wondering when he was going to wake up, and I shit you not. In the end he found the right chick, so it all worked out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:24 AM (9Om/r)

482 Konba wa minna

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2018 12:25 AM (wnc8I)

483 A few weeks ago the OT thread had something about hip hop fans making reaction videos of themselves listening to heavy metal. I found the mother lode. Here's a guy listening to metal for the very first time, Metallica's "One." It's hilarious on so many levels. I want to get a t-shirt that says "dass tuff" on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q-7-63YqfU

Posted by: Jim S. at December 11, 2018 12:26 AM (ynUnH)

484 They ARE out there... just have to keep looking.



Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

Congrats on a keeper. Conservative women are hottest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:26 AM (t6MX/)

485 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:21 AM (GBteo)
I don't.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:27 AM (IYHxL)

486 Via Instapundit, an article from an asshole (NY times link, just including it for completeness sake):

The Case Against Meritocracy
https://tinyurl.com/y73j8n3s

The thing that immediately struck me the wrong way (leaving aside his token and pro forma denunciations of Trump, etc, etc) was his denunciation of Meritocracy in favor of an 'Aristocracy' or rather an Aristocratic Attitude.

This to me is breath taking. That people in this day and age and place can be comfortable referring blatantly to the rulers and the ruled (he substitues 'elites' for 'The Ruling Class'. And yet, he does not denigrate the fact that there is a subset of people who see themselves as the 'Ruling Class'- merely that they have the wrong mindset, where they are supposed to have more sense of noblesse oblige.

The fact that this piece of Samsonite is completely ok with talking about these things in this way, just beggars my thought process.

I guess for libs, it ALWAYS comes down to Class. The thing is, America was not supposed to be that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:27 AM (7ynIk)

487 I don't.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:27 AM (IYHxL)


hmmm... well bander does. I'm not trying to post my info out in public though. Anyways, if you're ever in new england / new york let me or bandersnatch know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:29 AM (GBteo)

488
Congrats on a keeper. Conservative women are hottest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:26 AM (t6MX/)

..........

Libs can be hot. Ya just gotta use that ball gag.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:30 AM (iF4iV)

489 Harry - I understand but I dunno if I have banders info.
Either of you guys on the yahoo page?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:30 AM (IYHxL)

490 Libs can be hot. Ya just gotta use that ball gag.
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:30 AM (iF4iV)

Agreed. The current plate I'm sort of spinning is super liberal. Got arrested at a pre-antifa antifa-like protest in the pacific northwest.

::shrug::.

Girls nuts. But in a good way.

Not take-home-to-mom material though, for sure.

She thinks my #maga stuff is cute.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:31 AM (GBteo)

491 Aetius, Socialism has always been Feudalism with new buzzwords.

That guy doesn't realize he'll be the one mucking out the pigsty in the Neu Feudal Order.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (wnc8I)

492 Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:22 AM (IYHxL)

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, in nature, and in Man.

Very profound statement from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (NgKpN)

493 Howdy y'all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (PkVlr)

494 489 Harry - I understand but I dunno if I have banders info.
Either of you guys on the yahoo page?
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:30 AM (IYHxL)

He probably is. He also shares his email address more readily then i do, ha.

idk.

I'm more paranoid about doxxing then most people on here. Probably comes with the territory of being a millennial.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (GBteo)

495 Libs can be hot. Ya just gotta use that ball gag.
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:30 AM (iF4iV)

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Ring gag. Some of them have great oral talent.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (ffYR/)

496 The Case Against Meritocracy

https://tinyurl.com/y73j8n3s





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:27 AM (7ynIk)

That's weapons-grade dumbfuckery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (t6MX/)

497 Very profound statement from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo.
Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (NgKpN)

Awesome movie. Just rewatched it over the weekend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (7ynIk)

498 Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (NgKpN)

The saddest thing? People hear/see us talking like this and essentially think we're trying to revoke the right to vote and work.
Shit is nutty bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (IYHxL)

499 493 Howdy y'all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (PkVlr)

Hello Nurse!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (7ynIk)

500 Flounder, but how many miliKohns?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (wnc8I)

501 It wasn't Peter Schwing, was it? Because I think I know him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 12:07 AM (deEx0)

Charlie. Maybe they're related, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (NMAzL)

502 She thinks my #maga stuff is cute.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:31 AM (GBteo)

............

MAGA ball gags are the best.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (iF4iV)

503 499 493 Howdy y'all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (PkVlr)

Hello Nurse!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (7ynIk)

::tips hat to Ms. Nurse::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (GBteo)

504 499 493 Howdy y'all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 12:32 AM (PkVlr)

Hello Nurse!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (7ynIk)

shouldn't that be Yacko? one of the Warner Brothers?

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (NgKpN)

505 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:31 AM (GBteo)


Paranoid about being doxxed. Plays with fire.


Good luck, man.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (t6MX/)

506 500
Flounder, but how many miliKohns?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (wnc8I)

I lost my scale.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (t6MX/)

507 MAGA ball gags are the best.
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (iF4iV)

I talk about repealing the 19th amendment and she's not sure if I'm joking or not and giggles.

...Frankly, I'm not sure if I'm serious or not either ha.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (GBteo)

508

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (GBteo)
LMAO dude it's not unwarranted. My wife, after some drinks, told me she wanted to do UToob vidoes with her bestfriends, now, I'm very supportive but shot that shit down like someone was in my airspace.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:36 AM (IYHxL)

509 Paranoid about being doxxed. Plays with fire.


Good luck, man.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (t6MX/)

You think?

I mean at the end of the day, there are fewer than 5 people who have my contact info and even being doxxed probably wouldn't be the end of the world. I could probably parlay it in to a thing with the horde.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:37 AM (GBteo)

510 I talk about repealing the 19th amendment and she's not sure if I'm joking or not and giggles.

...Frankly, I'm not sure if I'm serious or not either ha.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (GBteo)

There are times, usually while frustrated about the latest Stupidity, when I am not sure we should not go back to the land holding idea of franchise. Or Taxpayer (note: you actually have to be a net payer.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:38 AM (7ynIk)

511
I'm more paranoid about doxxing then most people on here. Probably comes with the territory of being a millennial.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:33 AM (GBteo)

.........

I hear you. I have stupidly posted my info a few times. Doxxing is a concern. Thank mon dieu, pyxie keeps us safe,

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:38 AM (iF4iV)

512 You think?




Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:37 AM (GBteo)


Woman scorned. Millennial go to tactic of revenge. Yeah.


But I may be the one person here more paranoid of doxxing, putting stuff online, etc. The stuff that gets said here doesn't play well out in the liberal enclaves of the legal world.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:39 AM (t6MX/)

513 Flounder, but how many miliKohns?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2018 12:34 AM (wnc8I)

I lost my scale.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:35 AM (t6MX/)

I think we are going to need a hazmat crew on retainer to clean that one up of stupidity and supercilious priggishness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:39 AM (7ynIk)

514 I hear you. I have stupidly posted my info a few times. Doxxing is a concern. Thank mon dieu, pyxie keeps us safe,
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:38 AM (iF4iV)

Yeah, I've used the 10 minute email services and proxies when I've shared my contact info with a select few.

I'm too lazy to go through the process right now though. But generally, I'm okay with hordelings knowing who I am. I'm just more worried about the wider world of nutjob liberals and the twitter outrage brigades.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:40 AM (GBteo)

515 Howdy Morons 😛 and 💜 the 'ette brigade!

Thanks for the A-OK ONT, MH.

💝 FenelonSpoke #170:
I hope the lady who wants to have a painting of the Virgin Mary up in a window of her trailer home is allowed to do so.

She should live in Chicago. Snapped this huge mural while I was driving into the city last summer (remove space in link - too lazy to bit.ly):

https://mindfulwebworker.files.wordpress.com/ 2018/12/chicago-mural.jpg

🙍

BEN ROETHLISBERGER #304:
I DON'T GET IT.

That's much funnier than it deserves to be.

🎓

steevy: men well into their 30's are more childish than in the past

I straightened right up as soon as I hit sixty. Slow learner. ♪ Regrets, I've had a few… ♪

👧? 👩?

Harry Pair: I'd much rather hang out with a mediocre looking 24 year old than a good looking 28 year old

You know the French dating M/F age formula, right?
HerAgeMin = (HisAge/2)+7
This year the youngest I should date hit 40.

40!

Glad I'm married. And to a sexagenarian, fortunately!!!

🐌

It's been a fun thread.
It's time for my bed.
I'll dream of the tale
of the pole-dancing snail.
-Myanmar Shave

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - 12 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 12:41 AM (DtWyH)

516 Night MW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:42 AM (7ynIk)

517 A few weeks ago the OT thread had something about
hip hop fans making reaction videos of themselves listening to heavy
metal. I found the mother lode. Here's a guy listening to metal for the
very first time, Metallica's "One." It's hilarious on so many levels. I
want to get a t-shirt that says "dass tuff" on it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q-7-63YqfU

Posted by: Jim S. at December 11, 2018 12:26 AM (ynUnH)


Thats some funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:44 AM (9Om/r)

518 Posted by: mindful webworker - 12 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 12:41 AM (DtWyH)

....

That was a glorious post. Congrats on your sexagenarian. I have one too. Mmmmmmm. . . tasty.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:45 AM (iF4iV)

519 >>You know the French dating M/F age formula, right?
HerAgeMin = (HisAge/2)+7
This year the youngest I should date hit 40.

I love it.

That'd be 22 for me.

Which I could fudge.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:47 AM (GBteo)

520 I love it.

That'd be 22 for me.

Which I could fudge.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 12:47 AM (GBteo)

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35 is as young as I could get at my age. Not a one of them would even glance at me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:50 AM (ffYR/)

521 I have broken the French dating Rule, evidently. Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:51 AM (7ynIk)

522 Can we call it 'The French Guildeline'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:51 AM (7ynIk)

523 Well, Macron seems to be backpedaling- but does anyone really believe that he actually believes the shit he is peddling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:53 AM (7ynIk)

524
Her Majesty arrived safely in Orlando after a punishing trip and got the gypsy encampments set up at the hotel and show site. Thank you all for whatever thoughts you tossed her way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 12:53 AM (LsBY9)

525 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:44 AM (9Om/r)

It proves music breaks any lines/barriers.
And as ashamed as I am to admit this that's the first time I've heard that Metallica song.......and he's right.. DASSSS TUFFFFFFF BRUH

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:53 AM (IYHxL)

526
Is Macron backpedaling or backpedaling on his backpedaling?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 12:54 AM (LsBY9)

527 521 I have broken the French dating Rule, evidently. Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:51 AM (7ynIk)

......
Plus ou moins?

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:54 AM (iF4iV)

528 Thats some funny shit.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 12:44 AM (9Om/r)

Yo, dey goin' crazy!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:55 AM (t6MX/)

529 519 >>You know the French dating M/F age formula, right?
HerAgeMin = (HisAge/2)+7


====

noice

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 11, 2018 12:56 AM (7J5t2)

530 Well, I am going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 12:56 AM (fDU8w)

531
I have broken the French dating Rule, evidently. Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:51 AM (7ynIk)

I broke it galloping away. Didn't toss him back, either. What the hell, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:56 AM (NMAzL)

532 Love the frog fires. Fuck you Globalist fascist turds.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:56 AM (iF4iV)

533 Night AOP.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:57 AM (ffYR/)

534 Plus ou moins?

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:54 AM (iF4iV)

Git outta here with your frenchie slang.

moins.

Not exactly a mistake, per se. Did not last, but worthwhile. One of the cleanest and easiest break-ups ever, tbh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:57 AM (7ynIk)

535 Oh, now way, bro! How is he doin' that?

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 12:57 AM (t6MX/)

536 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:58 AM (7ynIk)

537 Night AoP, come to 'Merica and find job in petrogeo field.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 12:58 AM (iF4iV)

538 526
Is Macron backpedaling or backpedaling on his backpedaling?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 12:54 AM (LsBY9)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:59 AM (7ynIk)

539 Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:59 AM (NMAzL)

540
35 is as young as I could get at my age. Not a one of them would even glance at me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 12:50 AM (ffYR/)

..........

Wink.

Posted by: 34 minus at December 11, 2018 01:00 AM (iF4iV)

541 539 Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:59 AM (NMAzL)

*maniacal laughter*

Posted by: Jared's and the Diamond Industry at December 11, 2018 01:00 AM (7ynIk)

542 Off wink sock

Posted by: 34 minus at December 11, 2018 01:01 AM (iF4iV)

543 Did we have Wink Martindale in here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 01:02 AM (7ynIk)

544 539 Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:59 AM (NMAzL)

Sounds ... friendly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 11, 2018 01:02 AM (GBteo)

545 Irish Girl tries shooting guns in America for the first time.



https://youtu.be/6_vkV53G3Gs



I'm in love. She's adorable and hot.

I've been to Ireland and I did see some beauty's walking around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2018 01:02 AM (HCqAo)

546 "Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 12:59 AM (NMAzL)

They're just making-up for the, "I didn't mean it, honey!, fist-fights in the Subaru.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

547 Did not last, but worthwhile. One of the cleanest and easiest break-ups ever, tbh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 12:57 AM (7ynIk)

...........

Lots of the firsts, never the seconds. Thank gawd finally landed hawtie of my dreams.

Posted by: 34 minus at December 11, 2018 01:04 AM (iF4iV)

548 539 Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



And interracial gay men.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2018 01:05 AM (HCqAo)

549
Apparently, lesbians give each other diamonds for Christmas. Who knew?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Cars, diamonds, 'tis the season. I don't have two dimes to rub together. Christmas is one thing, but I hate, detest and loathe "the holiday season" and only want to get through it unscathed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 01:05 AM (LsBY9)

550 some lesbian was driving a white suv earlier. she had a sticker which looked like the greek symbol for woman. the eifference was that the handle ended inside the circle with a fist.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 11, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

551 Si Ace peut parler en francais, donc tout le horde devraient parler en francais aussi, n'est-ce pas?

Posted by: Sjg at December 11, 2018 01:08 AM (gDSJf)

552
It proves music breaks any lines/barriers.
And
as ashamed as I am to admit this that's the first time I've heard that
Metallica song.......and he's right.. DASSSS TUFFFFFFF BRUH


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at December 11, 2018 12:53 AM (IYHxL)


Metal is primal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 01:09 AM (9Om/r)

553
They're just making-up for the, "I didn't mean it, honey!, fist-fights in the Subaru.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T)


Studies that will never be done or allowed to see the light of day: domestic violence in same-sex couples. Especially lesbians, because it may reflect on female-led domestic violence in general.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 01:10 AM (LsBY9)

554 Night all, but with hat tips to Fennelon for the bangin posts, and as always Y5 for keeping it cray.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 01:10 AM (iF4iV)

555 G'Night, Smaug.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:11 AM (Ckg4U)

556 Slap!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:12 AM (NMAzL)

557
Si Ace peut parler en francais, donc tout le horde devraient parler en francais aussi, n'est-ce pas?

Can't understand your gibbering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 01:12 AM (LsBY9)

558 Miley! 'sup, amiga?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)

559 I just roasted a chicken. Now I'm getting ready to go to bed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:15 AM (NMAzL)

560 You and your late-night chicken-roastings. I'm starting to think you're starting a cult.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:17 AM (Ckg4U)

561 Gavin McInnes is dumping videos onto YouTube under "Proud Boys Founder" tag. Still hasn't explained the CRTV split in any of the videos I've watched.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:20 AM (Ckg4U)

562 I'm 29ish, and this certainly hasn't been my life
experience. I'm guessing you are younger or at least in the dating game.
If that is your experience that's really sad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2018 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

---
i'll be 29 next year, but all my experience has been in "big city" #Failifornia, so that might be part of it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 01:22 AM (YtJs4)

563 I'm starting to think you're starting a cult.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:17 AM (Ckg4U)

Yes, midnight poultry sacrifices to MAGA.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:32 AM (NMAzL)

564 "Yes, midnight poultry sacrifices to MAGA."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:32 AM (NMAzL)

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've heard this week.

Have at it, then! Perhaps TrumPoultry sacrifice will catch-on.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)

565 Count of Monte Cristo, Birthday toast

https://youtu.be/9dXxTAu2RCM

"Do your worst, for I will do mine."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2018 01:44 AM (rnAwa)

566 Well... the bottom just fell out of this one.

Maybe I'll do some laundry. Maybe I'll solve a murder. Maybe I'll finally figure out that whole cold fusion thing.

*dial tone*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

567 The cat's been bugging me for food, so I placed the roasted chicken neck in her bowl. You should have seen the look of contempt she gave me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:54 AM (NMAzL)

568 The guy lesbian gives the girl lesbian diamonds hoping for more oral sex.

Tale as old as time...

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2018 01:54 AM (wMHPW)

569 Oral sex should be a given.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:58 AM (NMAzL)

570 The guy lesbian gives the girl lesbian diamonds hoping for more oral sex.

Tale as old as time...

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2018 01:54 AM (wMHPW)


One of the biggest problems I've read about in lesbian couple world is 'bed death', where the sex dries up and dies once in a 'committed' relationship. Who'd'a thunk sex might not be as frequent in a relationship over time versus the bar hook-up all-night sex fling.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 02:01 AM (Y8PSl)

571 Oral sex should be a given.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 01:58 AM (NMAzL)

---
in reality it is either a begging, or a flat out refusal.

just like all other forms of sex.

besides masturbation, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 02:02 AM (YtJs4)

572 Weird when people say good night and then show up again.

Right?

Yes, I'm weird.

Well, adventures of rural living mean that I got to go outside in the sub-freezing weather in my long juans and no coat or hat or shoes to listen to critters run off into the dark and distance while I stand there shivering... quite bracing, really. Like a bucket of icewater in the face.

So I read some more comments.

🗼

Diogenes #412:
My high school French teacher was gorgeous. A good teacher and a really nice person.
She left teaching when I graduated and became a flight attendant.
Le sigh.....


I went to grade school in Smallville, 1958-1964. All grandmotherly female teachers. I think several of the teachers taught my father. Some, possibly my grandfather.

Jr. High 1964-1967, finally had three male teachers. The science guy who liked to hook the whole class up to the electric generator. The corpse-like state history teacher. And the New Math teacher who was young and eager to corrupt us with that new $#!+.

College prep high school, still all elderly teachers... except... ooo la la!!! le professeur de Français!

If I hadn't been such a nerdnik... I mighta got myself in trouble. Just by trying. Wouldn't've succeeded.

🐴 (there is no Zebra emoji - h8rs)

I can come on you to St. Louis to kill the zebra man?
Posted by: literally serious

Ummm.... English not first langwich? Frasing?

🐲

Misanthropic Humanitarian #359:
You want to go to St Louis with the guy you think is cheating on you. Besides going to an armpit of a city you want to stay at an Air B&B with livestock?

Lol


I 'd at that.

👯

Aetius451AD: I dispute the notion that Recoil Girl is an actual reaction shot- I think it was staged.

Really? It took 370 comments to figure that out?

📍

Okay, now for realz gnite.

Click link. Send money to 74005-1215 USA. Prayers for health and help encouraged. Be of good cheer.

https://youtu.be/wDjbFzMRuHo

Posted by: mindful webworker - 11 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 02:05 AM (DtWyH)

573 Night again, MW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:06 AM (7ynIk)

574 >>>One of the biggest problems I've read about in lesbian couple world is
'bed death', where the sex dries up and dies once in a 'committed'
relationship.

Publius has talked about that. Apparently it's a dearth of testosterone, the catalyst of sex. Lesbians don't have it.

You know, like Bill Kristol.
By the way, Wikipedia calls Bill Kristol an editor. Editor of what?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:07 AM (NMAzL)

575 Dude Disrespects Boogie Woogie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvsYt7OntY

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 02:08 AM (t6MX/)

576 Great, now I just spent an hour watching millenials listen to death metal on youtube. Hah.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 02:11 AM (67XdO)

577 Wouldn't the problem of 'bed death' be pretty universal?

Humans are humans, after all. Or is Miley right and gay male relationships stay fresh as roses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:12 AM (7ynIk)

578 Don't know much about gay male relationships. Back when I had a lot of gay friends, they were all about promiscuity. Not a damn one wanted to get married.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:18 AM (NMAzL)

579 I like the pix Mis Hum. First thought in my mind was the dining car menu on the Southwest Chief. They changed the graphic from my remembrance, but not the color scheme.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 02:23 AM (RfzVr)

580 Back when I had a lot of gay friends, they were all about promiscuity. Not a damn one wanted to get married.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:18 AM (NMAzL)


I remember the late '70s when the gays were running around having indiscriminate sex proclaiming, 'We can't get pregnant!' I wonder how that whole AIDS thing worked out for them. Unintended consequences and all that.

I've also been a supporter of gay marriage if for no other reason than gays should have the pleasure of divorce lawyers raping them, too.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 02:24 AM (Y8PSl)

581 "Wouldn't the problem of 'bed death' be pretty universal?
Humans are humans, after all. Or is Miley right and gay male relationships stay fresh as roses?
"
-Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:12 AM (7ynIk)

I'm going to guess at a couple of things here. I don't have any statistics, so make of it what you will.

-Male gay 'relationships' aren't usually built on fidelity.
-The majority of them don't want 'Unions', but the Gaystapo wanted a stick in the eye of religious people by usurping the word 'Marriage'.
-Those who do 'Marry' are probably broken-up by infidelity.
-I don't know shit about real lesbians.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:25 AM (Ckg4U)

582 I'd guess slap is right, but I wonder about Miley's comment about a lack of testosterone in the relationship being the determining factor.

In turn, I would argue that Heterosexual unions and indeed monogamous relationships in general are based around not just around sex- but what comes from sex.

Yes, Kids. Kids give people a reason to stick around and perhaps be monogamous.

Which is why I wonder about the differences in statistics for gay couples (of either gender) who adopt or whatever and those who do not when it comes to divorce/separation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:29 AM (7ynIk)

583 BTW: if you haven't looked, that "Red Pill" Reddit is one weird place.

and some *very* strong opinions too...


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 02:36 AM (YtJs4)

584 576
Great, now I just spent an hour watching millenials listen to death metal on youtube. Hah.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 02:11 AM (67XdO)
Treat yourself to a nightcap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNilsLf6eW4

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 02:37 AM (t6MX/)

585 -Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:29 AM (7ynIk)

I'd guess that testosterone is the driving-factor for sex, but determining factor for lasting relationships is an area for which I have no guesses, let-alone answers.

Publius' theory holds water, as far as I'm concerned.

As far as having children? That's interesting, but heterosexual couples do that all the time for stupid reasons and the results are just as you'd imagine.

*looks at wall to see if anything sticks*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)

586 -I don't know shit about real lesbians.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:25 AM (Ckg4U)

You mean, organic lesbians? As opposed to political lesbians?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:41 AM (NMAzL)

587 You mean, organic lesbians? As opposed to political lesbians?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:41 AM (NMAzL)

Maybe he means Hollywood Lesbians.

Well, politics is Hollywood for ugly people- so I think that is a yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:43 AM (7ynIk)

588 "You mean, organic lesbians? As opposed to political lesbians?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:41 AM (NMAzL)

Non-GMO, Free-Range, Unshaven lesbians.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)

589 Braless lesbians.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 02:48 AM (NMAzL)

590 -Male gay 'relationships' aren't usually built on fidelity.

-The majority of them don't want 'Unions', but the Gaystapo wanted a
stick in the eye of religious people by usurping the word 'Marriage'.

-Those who do 'Marry' are probably broken-up by infidelity.

-I don't know shit about real lesbians.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:25 AM (Ckg4U)

I went to a bar one night with my brother and his wife. She was friends with a gay couple who met us there. Anyway, an hour or so later there seemed to be some sausage fest happening at the one corner of the bar, and the flamer from the gay couple was all kinds of giddy with a few other dudes, and just touchy feely, and back slapping, etc etc. Meanwhile this one dude keeps looking over at me like I was a part of that shit. A few minutes of that and i said don't even think of including me in that bullshit. A little later I go outside this bar one night to have a smoke, and I ran smack dab into the gay couple having a spat because flaming one was flirting with another dude. I walked out with a cigarette in my hand and a lighter, I listened for about 20 seconds of the fight, and at that point I had enough with the entire frigging night, and just blurted out "Fucking really?", then lit the smoke and didn't say a word after.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 02:52 AM (9Om/r)

591 I've never met a lesbian couple, let-alone "interviewed" a single lesbian. I've heard the political lesbians on the tee-vee, but they have agendas.

Were I able to talk to multiple women about it, I'd have a general idea of what I was talking about. Since I do not, I plead 'ignorance of research' on the topic.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:54 AM (Ckg4U)

592 ..."I listened for about 20 seconds of the fight, and at that point I had enough with the entire frigging night, and just blurted out "Fucking really?", then lit the smoke and didn't say a word after."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 02:52 AM (9Om/r)

I won't listen to my friends argue with their girlfriends/wives because they will want an opinion and I'm just trying to have a good time.

Fuck that noise about two dudes I do not know trying to impel me into the same bullshit.

I came here for buddies, beer and smokes. They're all lucky there was still beer inside the establishment.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:58 AM (Ckg4U)

593 577 Wouldn't the problem of 'bed death' be pretty universal?

Humans are humans, after all. Or is Miley right and gay male relationships stay fresh as roses?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 02:12 AM (7ynIk)


It's not very common in male gay relationships. Gay men do sex pretty well - the party they either aren't interested in or have trouble with, statistically anyway, is monogamy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 11, 2018 03:00 AM (h2Bdk)

594 Laundry is close to being done. No murders solved and I haven't even started on the cold fusion.

*fail*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:05 AM (Ckg4U)

595 I won't listen to my friends argue with their girlfriends/wives because they will want an opinion and I'm just trying to have a good time.



Fuck that noise about two dudes I do not know trying to impel me into the same bullshit.



I came here for buddies, beer and smokes. They're all lucky there was still beer inside the establishment.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 02:58 AM (Ckg4U)


Yeah that was a wee bit of a culture shock. I spent most of my life in a world where the dudes are dudes and the chicks are sword maidens. Watching 2 gay dudes fighting over flirting was pretty damn disturbing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 03:06 AM (9Om/r)

596 I'm out, folks. Blankets beckon. Have a good one!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 03:09 AM (NMAzL)

597 *HAH!* @ "Sword Maidens"

-"May your sword be wet. Like a young girl in her prime. Hold. Your. Hammer. HIIIIIGH!"

Hail and Kill
-ManOWar

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:10 AM (Ckg4U)

598 G'Night, Miley!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:10 AM (Ckg4U)

599 580:I've also been a supporter of gay marriage if for no other reason than gays should have the pleasure of divorce lawyers raping them, too.
Posted by: RickZ



We call it Woke Revenue!!

Posted by: Divorce Lawyer at December 11, 2018 03:11 AM (HCqAo)

600 *HAH!* @ "Sword Maidens"



-"May your sword be wet. Like a young girl in her prime. Hold. Your. Hammer. HIIIIIGH!"



Hail and Kill

-ManOWar

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:10 AM (Ckg4U)

Yup, damn right. I love me those metal chicks. Total female, but with more balls than pajama boy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 03:13 AM (9Om/r)

601 germane to the thread?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-09/how-
many-people-want-have-sex-robot-numbers-are

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 03:21 AM (YtJs4)

602 "Yup, damn right. I love me those metal chicks. Total female, but with more balls than pajama boy."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 11, 2018 03:13 AM (9Om/r)

Even after a slog through the mosh-pit to the front row, they still smell feminine.

I've been the lead-blocker escorting such ladies through the treacherous seas of humanity to get a hold of that coveted railing for some eardrum-puncturing entertainment.

Sir-Fucking-Galahads of Metal were my buddy and I... lol.

Priest, Testament, Gwar, ManOWar, Hostile Omish, etc.

Never led to matrimony, but Mattress-Moaning was fun for awhile.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:25 AM (Ckg4U)

603 well, all y'all might make to 666 w/o the day-walkers after all, but yer gonna have to do it w/o me...

hasta, y'all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 03:26 AM (YtJs4)

604 Later, redc1c4.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:29 AM (Ckg4U)

605 I've always found it outstandingly odd that so many religious people here find a certain fascination with reaching the Devil's Number; and ascertaining such with vim.

I also found it odd that "First" was "A Thing", until I knew I could do it with impunity and without cheating.

I used to get "NINE!" because I would mock those who wanted "First!" ...and then I went "Gamer" on the thought and started "Sniping My Buddies" because it was so much fun on "Halo".

Yeah... I need a Woman.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:38 AM (Ckg4U)

606 I think I have had every numbered comment here and never had the all 6 on purpose. Set up many, had the one after often.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:44 AM (/rm4P)

607 Never cheated for a first, no idea how you could.
Anyway time to rise and shine.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:46 AM (/rm4P)

608
A snail was at the bottom of a pole 30 feet tall. It could crawl up 3 feet in one day, but at night it slipped back 2 feet. How long did it take to reach the top of the pole?


It never made it to the top, having perished from starvation and dehydration at a height of 16 feet.

PETA will hear about this abuse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 03:49 AM (pNxlR)

609 Welcome to the new day, Skip. As everyone awaits your Breakfast Choices, I must depart. Sleep awaits.

Thank You All for the prayers, as I need them.

Being down is human, but Good Cheer is more my personality. The events that happen around my house are not overwhelming. They are taken-care-of one shovel full shit at a time. One wheelbarrow of manure, up a hill, into a garden. One act of grace and thanks to God for the things that have not gone wrong.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 03:58 AM (Ckg4U)

610 Miley's observation of gheyness is how I think of it.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:02 AM (/rm4P)

611 powerlineblog - Macron-responds to the yellow vest protests
https://tinyurl.com/y9plz738
Cutting taxes and money give away to minimum wage earners

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:08 AM (/rm4P)

612 My God. I always heard about the ONT. But I never experienced it. Now my insomnia will have something to do.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 11, 2018 04:27 AM (M1mqc)

613 Coffee is very hot, but besides instant oatmeal have cinnamon raisin swirl bread

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:28 AM (/rm4P)

614 Mornin' all. What'd I miss? What manner of ONT?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 04:39 AM (kQs4Y)

615 Also, the photo of the gal at the bottom -- recoil or joygasm?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 04:44 AM (kQs4Y)

616 And for the road have a large coffee and bagel with cream cheese.
I have often been up a hour during the night ( last night too) but really do well not clocking in, morning would get there real fast.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

617 There was a very lkarge apartment fire in Philadelphia, had to get around it going and coming so better get going.
Have a good day everyone.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 05:01 AM (/rm4P)

618 If anybody here hasn't read the comments in the Army-Navy game thread, be sure to do that! People were fainting in the aisles at all the Horde hilarity.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2018 05:02 AM (Kj9vA)

619 Also, the photo of the gal at the bottom -- recoil or joygasm?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 04:44 AM (kQs4Y)


Yes.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:13 AM (Y8PSl)

620 Having several hunting rifles, I have never shot a shotgun. I always wonder what it must be like. Should ask Biden, since he says they are okay.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 05:26 AM (oAqs6)

621 620 Having several hunting rifles, I have never shot a shotgun. I always wonder what it must be like. Should ask Biden, since he says they are okay.
Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 05:26 AM (oAqs6)

I keep mine right by the door. I get a strong knock or a double ringer and I just open the door and blast away.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 05:28 AM (JFO2v)

622 607 Never cheated for a first, no idea how you could.
Anyway time to rise and shine.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:46 AM (/rm4P)

Ever cheated to get to first base?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 05:30 AM (JFO2v)

623
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2018 05:42 AM (KCxzN)

624 Wouldn't be prudent...

Posted by: AJ B. K. at December 11, 2018 05:42 AM (O74hG)

625 Gut Morgen!

Posted by: BJM at December 11, 2018 05:43 AM (O74hG)

626 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:44 AM (cqNba)

627 607 Never cheated for a first, no idea how you could.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 03:46 AM (/rm4P)

Wait, I thought you WERE the person who figured out how it's done. I rate your comment as sarcasm.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2018 06:01 AM (Kj9vA)

628 good read from Roger

https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/is-hollywood-dead/

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:05 AM (JFO2v)

629 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

630 Well FUck You All! Anyone that signs this is crazy!

A student club at the University of London is requiring that all comedians sign a "behavioral agreement" as a condition of performing at a January comedy night.

https://tinyurl.com/y958ea2b

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:08 AM (JFO2v)

631 Wait, I thought you WERE the person who figured out how it's done. I rate your comment as sarcasm.

Posted by: m at December 11, 2018 06:01 AM (Kj9vA)


I believe that was Slap.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 06:09 AM (Y8PSl)

632 Good night Slapweasel, (T). May your troubles never be more than you can cope with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:09 AM (hyuyC)

633
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 06:11 AM (LsBY9)

634 mornnin' y'all

Posted by: wing at December 11, 2018 06:18 AM (JFzNN)

635 Hadrian the Seventh

I'm going to inspire the lunatics. Wait, that must have come out wrong.

Streaming PROJECT 6 Best of Synthwave And Retro Electro Music Mix. And I want to thank Deplorable Jay who led me to Steampunk and Steampunk 2. Good streaming music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)

636 A Shotgun is a rifle for those with Attention Deficit Disorder

Posted by: Getting that yellow vest feeling again at December 11, 2018 06:20 AM (FUJZT)

637 Good morning folks

Posted by: TickledPink at December 11, 2018 06:26 AM (VpnSm)

638
My grandfather went into confession and said to the priest, ''Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.''

The priest says, ''Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?''

''Never Father, I'm Jewish.''

''So then, why are you telling me?''

''I'm telling everybody!''

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 11, 2018 06:28 AM (jYje5)

639 Good morning Horde.

Skip said, "And for the road I have a large coffee and bagel with cream cheese."

I first read that as "And for the road I have a large collie......"

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:29 AM (lwiT4)

640 Good morning grammie, from the nick I assume we're still on the patch.

Posted by: Panhandler at December 11, 2018 06:31 AM (gJIOy)

641 Good Morning, grammie winger.

Arrrrr you doing alright? Do we need Jewels45 to make you a better, more intimidating patch?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)

642 what is your comfort #

https://phantomsoapbox.blogspot.com/2018/12/whats-your-comfort-number-lefties.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

643 Panhandler - still on the patch and still right face paralyzed. I'm becoming very adept at taking my nourishment through a straw. Heckuva time making lipstick look good though.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:35 AM (lwiT4)

644 Do we need Jewels45 to make you a better, more intimidating patch?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)


A bedazzled patch would be awesome for the holidays. I have a hot glue gun. I bet I could jazz it up a little. Thanks for the idea!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:36 AM (lwiT4)

645 morning grammie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:36 AM (KP5rU)

646 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2018 06:37 AM (L6E99)

647 Good morning chavez! Always nice to see you first thing in the am.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:37 AM (lwiT4)

648 grammie winger.

Prayers ascending for you and the Rev.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:38 AM (hyuyC)

649 Hiya JT!!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:38 AM (lwiT4)

650 647: same here grammie! i'm doggeh sitting for the rest of the week. kind of puts a hitch in my lazy ways for a bit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:39 AM (KP5rU)

651 Thank you Salty Dog - prayers are most welcome. Although I am finding this whole thing rather humorous. I'm not in any pain - just ugly as sin. I have to go out today. I imagine I'll scare small dogs and little children.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:40 AM (lwiT4)

652 Why does it take till Tuesday morning to find out that f people were shot here on Sunday?


The media seems to dribble that stuff out in drabs so nobody really notices the actual numbers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:40 AM (cqNba)

653 ". I imagine I'll scare small dogs and little children."

Just wear a try-corner hat, high boots and put a plastic parrot on your shoulder.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:41 AM (cqNba)

654 grammie winger, church pirate

I'll bet if we could look at your soul, we would need a welder's helmet because the light is so bright.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)

655 Just wear a try-corner hat, high boots and put a plastic parrot on your shoulder.





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:41 AM (cqNba)


I ordered a monkey on Amazon but delivery is slow.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:42 AM (lwiT4)

656 Kitteh is making biscuits on my leg.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:43 AM (8Z2uw)

657 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)


You're very kind.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:43 AM (lwiT4)

658 Good morning SMH.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:44 AM (lwiT4)

659 "I ordered a monkey on Amazon but delivery is slow."

When the delivery guy shows up, see if he asked....Is this your minkey?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:44 AM (cqNba)

660 Have a great day everyone. Lots of work prep and all that.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

However, head on a swivel and have a SecDef Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

661 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:45 AM (cqNba)

662 656; smh! i have no idea what "making biscuits" means. i'm slow on the uptake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:45 AM (KP5rU)

663 Hey grammie.

How are you doing?

Btw, as a Raiders fan (70s, not now), pirates are cool.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:46 AM (8Z2uw)

664 "smh! i have no idea what "making biscuits" means. i'm slow on the uptake."

Probably that kneading action with their paws on your arm or leg.

What Mrs VIA calls 'making mushies'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:46 AM (cqNba)

665 chavez,

Doing that kneading thing with the paws, as if she's nursing.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:47 AM (8Z2uw)

666 Kinda cute.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:48 AM (8Z2uw)

667 Have fun, salty.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:49 AM (8Z2uw)

668 Kinda cute.
Posted by: SMH

Unless it's 4 AM, you're still in bed, and it's kneading on your bladder area

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)

669 665; ah, i see. kitteh stuff. cool. i have two shih tzus sleeping on my couch. they haven't figured out that's my job, yet.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:49 AM (KP5rU)

670 "Kinda cute."

Our three all almost go into a trance when they do it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:49 AM (cqNba)

671 Ooh. The mark of the Beast.

Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2018 06:50 AM (3HNOQ)

672 Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg reportedly argued Friday that guns need to be kept out of the hands of minorities in order to keep them alive.

While speaking at the Aspen Institute, Mr. Bloomberg, 72, said 95 percent of murders fall into a specific category: a male minority between the ages of 15 and 25, The Aspen Times reported.

Now put the following names and reread this:
Pres DJT
George W Bush
Koch Brothers

Sounds very racist! huh? Progressive are allowed to be racist when spouting Progressive theory.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

673 Huh.

The beast fears me, so no worries.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:51 AM (8Z2uw)

674 VIA,

So does she, lol.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:51 AM (8Z2uw)

675 Can't wait till the moral scolds who are up in arms about 'Baby, its cold outside' learn what the lyrics are to many (c)rap songs.

The outrage is gonna be epic.


Epic, I tells ya!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:51 AM (cqNba)

676 Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg reportedly
argued Friday that guns need to be kept out of the hands of minorities
in order to keep them alive.



While speaking at the Aspen Institute, Mr. Bloomberg, 72, said 95
percent of murders fall into a specific category: a male minority
between the ages of 15 and 25, The Aspen Times reported.



Now put the following names and reread this:

Pres DJT

George W Bush

Koch Brothers



Sounds very racist! huh? Progressive are allowed to be racist when spouting Progressive theory.


Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:50 AM

---

I am shocked that he was actually telling the truth for once. He did leave out the drugs and gang connection though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 06:53 AM (JUOKG)

677 Hey Grammie

Interesting map here. Click on your county (I seem to remember you being in Wisconsin, but my memory sometimes is questionable) to see the cases of Lyme in your area...

https://www.tickcheck.com/stats/state/wisconsin/lyme

I was looking up my daughters county on this map yesterday because she has some strange autoimmune -- there were only 18 cases in her area in a decade and a half, so pretty low probability.

In my county alone we've had FIVE TIMES the number of cases as the ENTIRE state of Wisconsin. It's freakin' everywhere here.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 06:53 AM (jYje5)

678 "While speaking at the Aspen Institute, Mr. Bloomberg, 72, said 95 percent of murders fall into a specific category: a male minority between the ages of 15 and 25, The Aspen Times reported. "

He spoke the unspeakable?



Damn....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:53 AM (cqNba)

679 Can't wait till the moral scolds who are up in arms about 'Baby, its cold outside' learn what the lyrics are to many (c)rap songs.


I don't get upset about the lyrics because I cannot understand the lyrics.
But then, I can't understand the lyrics of most of the Rock songs I like

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 06:54 AM (8ikIW)

680 " Bloomberg, 72, said 95 percent of murders fall into a specific category: a male minority between the ages of 15 and 25, The Aspen Times reported. "


Would have been great if his next sentence was...
' Allow me to introduce you to hey jackass.com'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 06:55 AM (cqNba)

681 bloomberg is a commie in a nazi suit. sawed off little prick. just throw some salt at him, he'll go away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 06:55 AM (KP5rU)

682 Newest Nic - Yes, I'm in Wisconsin. Let me go check the map......

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 06:56 AM (lwiT4)

683 Black Rifle Coffee is quite good.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 06:57 AM (8Z2uw)

684 Yes, I'm in Wisconsin. Let me go check the map......
Posted by: grammie winger

I'll take "things Hillary didn't say" for 200 Alex

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

685 I am shocked that he was actually telling the truth for once. He did leave out the drugs and gang connection though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 06:53 AM (JUOKG)

maybe the problem is this:
https://www.timeout.com/chicago/things-to-do/5-steps-to-getting-a-gun-in-chicago

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

686 Baby it time to go outside

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/12/baby-its-dumb-outside.php

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

687 675 Can't wait till the moral scolds who are up in arms about 'Baby, its cold outside' learn what the lyrics are to many (c)rap songs.
____________________

"Smack 'dat bitch" and "plow 'dat 'ho" are nothing compared to the suggestion that a man might be too persistent in his flirtations with a woman!

Posted by: Rap "Artists" at December 11, 2018 06:59 AM (fqUgw)

688 Newest Nic - There were 240 cases reported in my county between 2000 and 2015. I wish they would show that in relation to population. Now I have to do math in my head LOL. I looked at some other states. WOW Pennsylvania! Over 87,000 cases!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:01 AM (lwiT4)

689 One chick on Maria Bartiromo's show on FBN is wearing some incredibly loud orange/black/white candy-canish outfit.
I need sunglasses.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2018 07:01 AM (8iiMU)

690 "While speaking at the Aspen Institute, Mr. Bloomberg, 72, said 95
percent of murders fall into a specific category: a male minority
between the ages of 15 and 25, The Aspen Times reported."
WTF, somebody stating the obvious truth? This is unheard of and hateful. It has also has ruined the career many people. How long before a retraction, clarification and apology is issued?

Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 07:03 AM (MxEKc)

691 if bloomberg's lips are moving, he's lying out his ass. never trusted that little shit. arrogant as hillary.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:03 AM (KP5rU)

692 How long before a retraction, clarification and apology is issued?
Posted by: Ripley

All of them were just starting to turn their lives around too!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

693 One day the delivery driver wanted a bite to eat
Left the monkey sitting on the driver's seat
Monkey popped the clutch, and the can jumped the gun
Went ninety miles an hour down the main line run

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 07:05 AM (m45I2)

694 " if bloomberg's lips are moving, he's lying out his ass. never trusted that little shit. arrogant as hillary."

Well, than this may be the one case in recorded history where the little turd-muffin actually spoke the truth.

Cause that quote is pretty factually accurate.

Maybe he said it by accident.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 07:05 AM (cqNba)

695 I would be interested to know the percentage of murders committed in Dem controlled areas, or even a per capital statistic of that.
And also a correlation between murders and the amount of firearms regulation.
I bet that data would be shared readily.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:06 AM (8iiMU)

696 693; and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:06 AM (KP5rU)

697 guten morgen horden!

hello dread pirate grammie!

I hope you have healing soon

if it's lyme, there's a "famous in carnivore circles" of one of the first carnivore pioneers starting on a decade ago because she was so desperate after getting lyme

completely healthy now

will dig up a link if ypu ar interested

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:06 AM (BJlbN)

698 4 killed
29 wounded
Last weekend in Chicago...Because it's Christmas!

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

699 Over 87,000 cases!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:01 AM


My County?
Due to the fact that the CDC's data only represents confirmed cases, the actual quantity of Lyme disease cases may be far greater. We estimate a total of 106,110 true cases of Lyme disease in Chester County.

My Doc never reported my case. Didn't even bother to test. It's that prevalent.

While the PETA people argue that killing mice is unethical or some crap. They'd rather humans walked around with disease. Even bubonic plague.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 07:07 AM (jYje5)

700 WTF, somebody stating the obvious truth? This is unheard of and hateful. It has also has ruined the career many people. How long before a retraction, clarification and apology is issued?
Posted by: Ripley at December 11, 2018 07:03 AM (MxEKc)

Not gonna happen! Progs let other Progs off the hook!
Plus he said majic words of guns confiscation!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

701 VeggieTales - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything


https://tinyurl.com/ou9xkxt

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:08 AM (lwiT4)

702 would *not* be shared.....sheesh

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:09 AM (8iiMU)

703 if it's lyme, there's a "famous in carnivore circles" of one of the first carnivore pioneers starting on a decade ago because she was so desperate after getting lyme

completely healthy now
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:06 AM


I've read that ingesting a lot of garlic is good for wiping out the last vestiges of the disease. Good thing I like garlic.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 07:10 AM (jYje5)

704 While the PETA people argue that killing mice is
unethical or some crap. They'd rather humans walked around with disease.
Even bubonic plague.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 07:07 AM (jYje5)


When I used to work at the vet, we saw a lot of dogs with Lyme. We had to report it to the state. We had an interactive map that kept track of the statistics. It's hard on a dog to come down with Lyme.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:11 AM (lwiT4)

705 So, it seems that Kavanaugh isn't as prolife as a lot of peeps thought.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:11 AM (8Z2uw)

706 if i don't kill the mice, the owls living here will. nature, how's that work? peta needs nuking from orbit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:13 AM (KP5rU)

707 705 So, it seems that Kavanaugh isn't as prolife as a lot of peeps thought.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:11 AM (8Z2uw)

I think he just followed law. Medicaid is federal money given to states. States are required to let patient pick place and terms of service.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

708 What Does It Mean That the Supreme Court -- and Brett Kavanaugh -- Sided With Planned Parenthood?


https://tinyurl.com/ybe6ny7t

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:14 AM (8Z2uw)

709 Live by faith and hope, though it be in darkness, for in this darkness God protects the soul. Cast your care upon God for you are His and he will not forget you. Do not think that He is leaving you alone, for that would be to wrong Him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)

710 will dig up a link if ypu ar interested

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 07:06 AM (BJlbN)


I appreciate that, votermon. I'll take a look. One problem right now is that it is very difficult to chew, so meat is YIKES. They are fairly certain it's due to a lupus flare. Nasty things, lupus flares. Back in the 80's, I was in a wheelchair for a year. So- could be worse. Could be not walking. Hopefully the semi-liquid diet will help my GAINZZ. Which reminds me, where have the GAINZZ threads gone to?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:15 AM (lwiT4)

711 Ahhh
nothing starts the day off like a bowl of cheese potato soup.

Posted by: Mordant Headcase at December 11, 2018 07:15 AM (hrcfq)

712 So, it seems that Kavanaugh isn't as prolife as a lot of peeps thought.



Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:11 AM (8Z2uw)



Yeah, that was disappointing. At least hear the case.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:17 AM (lwiT4)

713 709-Funky computer again. The quote is from St John of the Cross, the great writer on the dark night of the soul .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:17 AM (AllCR)

714 I think he just followed law. Medicaid is federal money given to states. States are required to let patient pick place and terms of service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

---

Clarence Thomas begs to differ.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:17 AM (8Z2uw)

715 Which reminds me, where have the GAINZZ threads gone to?

Somebody ate them !

Posted by: JT at December 11, 2018 07:17 AM (L6E99)

716 Yesterday morning we had freezing fog in this area. The trees and bushes were beautiful, it looked like the area had been flocked. I took some pictures, but they didn't do it justice

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

717 We had that too, Bruce. Very pretty.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:19 AM (lwiT4)

718 Grammie, that would require courage, which is in short supply nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:20 AM (8Z2uw)

719 You have to admire it in its own way. The (D)s win by being openly activist in the SCOTUS, and the (D)s win by the (R)s not doing the same.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at December 11, 2018 07:21 AM (aTcbm)

720 Easier to just continue to kill babies and make a profit off the dismembered parts.

And rake in the dough from taxpayers.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:21 AM (8Z2uw)

721 Good Morning Glories!

Due to the possibility of black ice, my agency has decided on a 10 am start time for staff.

Which explains why I am sitting here enjoying my coffee at 7:25 in the morning.

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2018 07:22 AM (cS3Yq)

722 Yaaaaaawn.

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

723 705
So, it seems that Kavanaugh isn't as prolife as a lot of peeps thought.





Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 07:11 AM (8Z2uw)

Yeah, it's not quite as cut and dried.
The reporting on this is terrible, and many articles are focusing solely on Thomas' dissent, which in itself is unusual.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (8iiMU)

724
One of the key clues in my case of Lyme was joint swelling. My knee blew up like a balloon. Never did get the rash. Other people get no indication until the Bells palsy.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (jYje5)

725 These people mistake why PETA exists.

It exists to get itself in front of the public with ludicrous stunts to keep the fundraising dollars coming in.

Like so many 'causes,' it's become about being an ongoing business.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (oVJmc)

726 The quote is from St John of the Cross, the great writer on the dark night of the soul .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:17 AM (AllCR)


Thank you, I was just going to ask

Posted by: human at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (0CeRG)

727 and St John of the Cross certainly knew about darkness. Because of tensions in the Carmelite order he was kidnapped by a rival Carmelite faction that didn't support reform and was kidnapped and spent in a year in a dark cell ten feet by ten with almost no light, little food and no change of clothing except when a kindly jailer helped hi, he also regularly endured public floggings. He eventually escaped.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (AllCR)

728 osted by: human at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (0CeRG)

Sorry; My computer is having a nervous breakdown. It either skips to the very top (which it just did) or just the connection is cut every ten minutes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:25 AM (AllCR)

729 Yeah, it's not quite as cut and dried.
The reporting on this is terrible, and many articles are focusing solely on Thomas' dissent, which in itself is unusual.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (8iiMU)



I'm sure the reporting is designed to drive a wedge into the conservative support for Kavanaugh and by extension President Trump.

Posted by: human at December 11, 2018 07:27 AM (0CeRG)

730 the post office just dropped off amazon packages. wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:28 AM (KP5rU)

731
They should have Triumph the Insult Comic Dog host the Oscars.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 07:29 AM (pNxlR)

732 How long before a retraction, clarification and apology is issued?
Posted by: Ripley

Maybe it's the monkey Grammie ordered

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

733 the post office just dropped off amazon packages. wtf?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:28 AM (KP5rU)


My post office did that on Sunday. 8 am. Weird.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:30 AM (lwiT4)

734 How long before a retraction, clarification and apology is issued?
Posted by: Ripley

Maybe it's the monkey Grammie ordered
Posted by: Bruce

What the???

the post office just dropped off amazon packages. wtf?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Maybe it's the monkey Grammie ordered

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

735 Yeah, it's not quite as cut and dried.

The reporting on this is terrible, and many articles are focusing solely on Thomas' dissent, which in itself is unusual.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (8iiMU)





I'm sure the reporting is designed to drive a wedge into the
conservative support for Kavanaugh and by extension President Trump.






Posted by: human at December 11, 2018 07:27 AM

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Yep, and it was not an abortion case either as is being reported by numerous people. It was about individuals being able to sue the State on how their tax money is spent.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (JUOKG)

736 Better to deal with PP post Notorious RBG, same with guns.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (fCXCT)

737 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 07:23 AM (AllCR)

I have heard his name before, now I'm off to do some more research...

Posted by: human at December 11, 2018 07:32 AM (0CeRG)

738 Maybe it's the monkey Grammie ordered



Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)



Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:32 AM (lwiT4)

739 It was about individuals being able to sue the State on how their tax money is spent.



I would like that very much.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:33 AM (lwiT4)

740 Maybe it's the monkey Grammie ordered






Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)



Hope springs eternal.





Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:32 AM

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When we used to do Civil War reenacting we had a couple in our group that raised and trained helper monkeys. Their campsite was very odd to say the least.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 07:34 AM (JUOKG)

741 738: grammie, it's not a monkey. unless you ordered one that was pre shrunk and flattened. maybe freeze dried? maybe it's just a pelt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (KP5rU)

742
It was about individuals being able to sue the State on how their tax money is spent.



I would like that very much.





Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:33 AM

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So would I, but that is never going to happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (JUOKG)

743 It was about individuals being able to sue the State on how their tax money is spent.

I would like that very much.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate

It'd be nice to get an itemized bill. Not just the "Department of Education" but every thing that is bought with my money

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

744 "but they didn't do it justice"

Any signs of protests or riots as a result?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (cqNba)

745 and St John of the Cross certainly knew about darkness. Because of tensions in the Carmelite order he was kidnapped by a rival Carmelite faction that didn't support reform and was kidnapped and spent in a year in a dark cell ten feet by ten with almost no light, little food and no change of clothing except when a kindly jailer helped hi, he also regularly endured public floggings. He eventually escaped.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We had a painting of him in the cell in our college chapel. Our chaplian was a Dutch Jesuit survivor of the nazi camps. Not a lot of cookies from him.

Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (fCXCT)

746 chavez - freeze dried monkeys are the very best monkeys.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 11, 2018 07:35 AM (lwiT4)

747 746: grammie, i agree.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 07:36 AM (KP5rU)

748 JJ is NOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2018 07:36 AM (8ikIW)

749 Le NOOD


Arriving


Track Two.



Stand clear of the platform, please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 07:36 AM (cqNba)

750 Yep, and it was not an abortion case either as is
being reported by numerous people. It was about individuals being able
to sue the State on how their tax money is spent.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 07:31 AM (JUOKG)

Yes. Apparently 5 Circuits have said that individuals do NOT have standing to sue, and one circuit has had an appellate decision decree that an individual CAN sue. Since there is a conflict, the SC can jump in and take the case. This 'controversial' vote was the one to decide to take the case, which Kav said 'no', along with the 4 libs and Roberts.
This is not necessarily a terrible punting of the issue.
Do we really want individuals to bring cases against Medicare because States have decided X or Y should not be funded?
I'm not sure.
This might make even more of a mess of things through lawfare.
Again, I'm not sure.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:37 AM (8iiMU)

751 I'm not talking about how excessive red meat consumption is linked to
an increased risk of developing coronary artery disease and type 2
diabetes.


Diabetes?

Bullshit.

To try to pin that on meat when we shovel in carbs that trigger insulin over-production is absolute bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 07:38 AM (oVJmc)

752
Huh! John Kelly didn't know he was getting fired; denied it last Friday.

Posted by: Mordant Headcase at December 11, 2018 07:38 AM (hrcfq)

753 "the post office just dropped off amazon packages. wtf? "You didn't get the memo. First Class mail takes 6 days to go across town. Amazon gets Sunday delivery.



Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2018 07:38 AM (3HNOQ)

754 dammit, willowed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 07:39 AM (8iiMU)

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