The People On The Weekly Standard's Deplaforming Target List Aren't Super-Sad to See the Weekly Standard Deplatformed by... Free Market Forces and the Wisdom of the Invisible Hand That They Supposedly Champion



Yeah, Jim Swift and a lot of the other now-unemployed train-hobos of the Weekly Standard were obnoxious to an almost Ben Shapiro level in celebrating the deplatforming of people who had the sick audacity to disagree with them.

Here is some of The Weekly Standard's recent work in the arena of advancing free expression:







Jim Swift also promoted anonymous twitter accounts, who seemed to be acting as if part of some paid political op, who were making career-ending (and almost completely spurious) charges against Selena Zito -- who is technically Jim Swift's colleague, albeit working for the Weekly Standard's sister publication the Washington Examiner.

Why was Swift permitted to try to take down a colleague? Was he acting with the authority of some higher-up at the Weekly Standard? Seems he'd need some protection for going scalp-hunting a colleague.

People weren't amused:





Weekly Standard cuckling Andrew Egger offered a mild gripe with Twitter's banning of Jesse Kelly, after he saw Jim Swift getting pounded on Twitter.

Days prior to that, however, Andrew Egger was high-fiving Jack Dorsey for Twitter's banning of Laura Loomer.

Here was Egger, defending the deplatforming of Laura Loomer, and claiming those who compared it to the non-deplaforming of racist New York Times editor Sarah Jeong were making a false equivalency, because she only made "some bad tweets once."

Bad tweets once?




Jeong literally had hundreds, I think more than 800, racist tweets over a four year span.

All the Weekly Standard people aligned with Kristol, Hayes, and Last seemed to be working hand-in-glove with the left's deplatforming operations.

Are we now supposed to feel bad that these people have been deplatformed not by artificial social pressure campaigns conducted in coordination with leftwing groups like Sleeping Giants but rather deplatformed by the wisdom of the free market, which these Donation-Subsidized Socialists are supposed to be such big believers in?

I think Kurt Schlichter summed it up well:




But now the Free Hand of Capitalism has caught them in its benevolent, magical grasp, and suddenly these Donation-Subsidiezed Socialists don't like it all that much.

The replies to this tweet suggesting that someone set up a GoFundMe for the Weekly Standard are heartening.

This reply is especially tart, but they're all swell.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:53 PM




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1 Not sure the headline makes any sense.

Posted by: HH at December 05, 2018 05:54 PM (mIJBI)

2 No more francais!

Posted by: m at December 05, 2018 05:55 PM (eJj1Q)

3 Don't we have a Moron who goes by "Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand" or something?

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (XKZwp)

4 damn he seems smug. I like how our side is full of crazy civil war 2.0 afficiandos and the folks who beat up naaazis (i.e, anyone not a complete socialist...which is not consistent) are the true angels.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (7J5t2)

5 Jim Swift?

More like Jim Sluggish, amirite?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

6 First they came for Alex Jones, but... I was not as Conservative as him... soooo...

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (NgKpN)

7 1 Not sure the headline makes any sense.
Posted by: HH at December 05, 2018 05:54 PM (mIJBI)

You just have to read it slowly. The people (whom) (The) Weekly Standard . . . then it works.

Posted by: m at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (eJj1Q)

8 A thread on the ducks isn't complete without the cruisers!

🚢 ⛴ 🚢 ⛴ 🚢

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at December 05, 2018 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

9 Jim Torpid.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

10 Jim Swift looks like a fat turd.

Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (88xKn)

11 So this Jim Swift guy... he's some kind of middle school mean-girl suet golem, then?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (t+qrx)

12 Ha! "A GoFundMe for code textbooks".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)

13 Ace fixed the headline better.

Posted by: m at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (eJj1Q)

14 short hand, all non cucks are bad. everyone else good.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 05, 2018 05:58 PM (7J5t2)

15 Not the only one going down I'm sure

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 05, 2018 05:59 PM (bQtop)

16
Stop making sense!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2018 05:59 PM (9X624)

17 VAGI!!

Posted by: Weakly Standard at December 05, 2018 05:59 PM (j0Is4)

18 Good riddance to the Weakass Standard.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at December 05, 2018 05:59 PM (Ayk4B)

19 Someone should compile the "Conservative Codex of Cuckery."

Jim Swift has that penis breath smell look.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2018 05:59 PM (qxq6t)

20 "Good idea, they could donate monthly to keep TWS going long term. Maybe call it "subscription."

That will solve their loss of readers due to their voluntary decision to be condescending to their target audience."



har har har

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

21 I think Kurt Schlichter has it absolutely right. Nobody likes, or respects the neverTrumpers.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (7GNTg)

22 Yeah.... Free speech for me, but not for those other yucky folks who I disagree with!

Posted by: Citizens of Cuckistan at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (NgKpN)

23 Jim Labored Breathing.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (NLLmE)

24 I subscribed for a year or two maybe, what, 15 years ago? No loss.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (CeJUf)

25 I have to admit that I don't recognize any but one or two people mentioned in this post. It could be cartoon characters brought to the big screen, so far as I know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (j0Is4)

26 Kurt did sum up my sediments

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (/rm4P)

27
"Vagino" is the most popular Baby name for Boys among the cuck class.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (9X624)

28 I subscribed for a year or two maybe, what, 15 years ago? No loss.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 06:00 PM (CeJUf)


I only read it for the pictures.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (t+qrx)

29 Not so much socialists as statists who worship Washington DC.

I bet if you told them they could no longer have anything to do with politics they'd commit suicide.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (7TCRf)

30 @JSwiftTWS
If lots of your favorite accounts keep getting suspended maybe consider that your favorite accounts probably suck. It is not a conspiracy.



Agreed it's not a conspiracy. For the folks running Twitter, it's just another day at the office.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Mains - aka Hands at December 05, 2018 06:01 PM (786Ro)

31 I blame #Nevers for the lack of action that could have been.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:02 PM (/rm4P)

32 I thought that first tweet was from Wilt Chamberlain. I thought it was remarkable he would have had time to tweet, what with boning women by the thousands and being dead.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:02 PM (7GNTg)

33 SOS! We're sinking!

Posted by: 🚢 at December 05, 2018 06:02 PM (tYPH9)

34 I have never wasted one second of my life, that is gone forever, on any of these assholes.

Ace gets all my wasted time.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:02 PM (7QGOK)

35 Yes,I want them fired just in time for Christmas.I'm a bad person,what can I say?

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

36
These cocksuckers, on the Left and the Right, really believe Things will go on as before, even more so when Trump is finally gone.

These cockknockers really believe we'll return to 2009-level Compliance and know "our place."

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:04 PM (nQ9NA)

37 So .. who's going to buy The Weakly Standard for $1?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:04 PM (j0Is4)

38 Reap. Sow.

Or, given how their cruises will go in the future, perhaps it should be "Weep. Row."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:04 PM (hYcqw)

39 Jim Apnea.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:04 PM (NLLmE)

40 I thought that first tweet was from Wilt Chamberlain

Same here.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (/DmD9)

41

17 VAGI!!

I thought the vagii were a part of the Roman Praetorian guard.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (7GNTg)

42 That the various and sundry Super Duper Smart columnists for TWS seem to be so stumped as to why it is that everyone is sneering learn to code at them is why TWS is in the state it's in.

Hey, you're the ones who have been sneering about learning skills for the new market and being willing to move and creative destruction and snowflake whiny white lower class drug addled losers. Are you surprised when people laugh when it happens to you? Are you new? Have you never met another person ever?

I do feel sorry for the behind the scenes people who had nothing to do with TWS setting itself on fire. But the front facing people?

Let me laugh in your face as hard as I can.



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)

43 Ben Had

Your time here is never wasted.

Do you need help on you Insomniac fund-raiser?

I had asked him in July if he wanted us to fund an evening or two with a lady of negotiable virtue. After internal discussion, he turned that offer down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (hyuyC)

44 I don't get it. Why the WS fixation?

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

45 Gosh, this couldn't happen to a nicer group of miserable cucks. And with Julie Kelly pointing out the extent of their - flexibility - when it comes to principles the timing couldn't be better.
Remember, opposing Trump was about Muh Principles!(c) and those were up for the highest bidder.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (0QYMt)

46 I guess nothing real is happening on the planet.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (RuIsu)

47 At least National Geographic had lots of good pictures. Haven't seen one of them since high school.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (7QGOK)

48
The Democrats are the Bolsheviks.
The fake Republicans are the Mensheviks.


What are we, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (nQ9NA)

49 TWS done got bitchslapped by the Invisible Hand of the market.

old and busted: creative destruction

Posted by: Mains - aka Hands at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (786Ro)

50 new hawtness: creative decuck-tion

Posted by: Mains - aka Hands at December 05, 2018 06:07 PM (786Ro)

51 I think Nelson Muntz said it best.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:07 PM (xJa6I)

52 Their final cruise could be on some ancient Panamanian-flagged rustbucket with a few "cabins" in No. 2 Generator Room.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 06:07 PM (CeJUf)

53 Speaking of Twitter/Facebook replacements, anyone have experience with minds.com?

Posted by: CAPT Constitution at December 05, 2018 06:07 PM (Iuz+l)

54 Do I get a refund on my cruise?

Posted by: wth at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (HgMAr)

55 At least National Geographic had lots of good pictures. Haven't seen one of them since high school.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (7QGOK)


The National Geographic used to specialize in "Ugliest Tits on the Planet". Maybe they got better since I was a kid?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (j0Is4)

56 What are we, then?


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (nQ9NA)

Hordesheviks? DEVO?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (0QYMt)

57 The Democrats are the Bolsheviks.
The fake Republicans are the Mensheviks.

What are we, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (nQ9NA)

Kulaks.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (R9+0K)

58 Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

The Cossack Army. With appropriate music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (hyuyC)

59 I'd like to see that gray NPC pic of Cap'n Bill.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (7GNTg)

60 Is it ok to fap to this post? Asking for a friend.

I mean really, my schadenboner ... I mean, MY FRIEND'S schadenboner is just raging uncontrollably reading this.

Posted by: thirteen28 at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (GdJ+p)

61 Do you need help on you Insomniac fund-raiser?

I had asked him in July if he wanted us to fund an evening or two with a lady of negotiable virtue. After internal discussion, he turned that offer down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

With whom did he have an internal discussion ?

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (/DmD9)

62
But now the Free Hand of Capitalism has caught them in its benevolent, magical grasp, and suddenly these Donation-Subsidiezed Socialists don't like it all that much.


Ow, our balls!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM (pNxlR)

63 Who's Jim Swift? I assume he's one of the Conspicuously Ultra-Conservative Kommandos that The Weekly Standard was so famous for, but I'd never heard of him before today, so what do I know?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (tYPH9)

64 All of this Twitter jousting; - it's like I'm masturbating in a school of mackerel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (Z9C5C)

65 NaCly, That was poorly crafted on my part. My time here is a much loved conversation with good friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (7QGOK)

66 it's the TRUMP curse.

I didn't really think it was real. but now, I think it's real

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (d7Ww2)

67 *eats more Brie*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (xJa6I)

68 The Democrats are the Bolsheviks.
The fake Republicans are the Mensheviks.

What are we, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (nQ9NA)


Maccabim!

And it's our Holiday, right now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM (j0Is4)

69 57 The Democrats are the Bolsheviks.
The fake Republicans are the Mensheviks.

What are we, then?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:06 PM (nQ9NA)



I feel a song comin on...

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:10 PM (NLLmE)

70
The National Geographic used to specialize in "Ugliest Tits on the Planet".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM


Scared me into asexuality for the longest time. Then I saw a decent pair and I straightened right up.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:10 PM (e7O7B)

71 JT

His morality and personal standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:10 PM (hyuyC)

72
Can't we be the PELOPENISIANS?


That's fun to say.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:10 PM (nQ9NA)

73 Is it ok to fap to this post? Asking for a friend.

I mean really, my schadenboner ... I mean, MY FRIEND'S schadenboner is just raging uncontrollably reading this.
Posted by: thirteen28 at December 05, 2018 06:08 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at December 05, 2018 06:10 PM (ctuyM)

74 There is a twitter rumor, that Hillary took a dump in her pants while being propped up by her security detail. Is this true?

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb)

75 These cucks will find that the "Free Hand of Capitalism" will be them giving $2 handsies in some waterfront bar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (xzqr4)

76
btw, who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

The Penelopensians or the Other Guys?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (nQ9NA)

77 I do feel sorry for the behind the scenes people who had nothing to do with TWS setting itself on fire. But the front facing people?

Let me laugh in your face as hard as I can.



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)

Hot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (xJa6I)

78 Can't we be the PELOPENISIANS?


That's fun to say.



We few.

We happy few.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (NLLmE)

79 There is a twitter rumor, that Hillary took a dump in her pants while being propped up by her security detail. Is this true?
=====

I do hope so.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (//voU)

80
I know!


We can't be The Boxers!

The Righteous Harmonious Fists

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (nQ9NA)

81 I don't get it. Why the WS fixation?

-
Schadenbonerphilia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (H0Ek8)

82 The WS is down, The WS is down, The WS is down. TDS claimed another victim.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (0OmEj)

83 Ow, our balls!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (P1f+c)

84 >>If lots of your favorite accounts keep getting suspended maybe consider that your favorite accounts probably suck. It is not a conspiracy.

Now do magazines.

Merry Christmas, Jim. And, Ahoy!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

85 Now that I think about it, this is the first case (so far) of a Company going woke and subsequently going broke.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (tYPH9)

86 All of this Twitter jousting; - it's like I'm masturbating in a school of mackerel.
Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:09 PM



Troy McClure, is that you?

Posted by: Mains - aka Hands at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (786Ro)

87 We can't be The Boxers!

More like tighty whities IMHO.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (7GNTg)

88 74 There is a twitter rumor, that Hillary took a dump in her pants while being propped up by her security detail. Is this true?
Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb)



I regard it as truth.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (NLLmE)

89 That's the Free Pimp Hand of Capitalism to you, beyotch!

Posted by: Adam Smith at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (DwF62)

90 79 There is a twitter rumor, that Hillary took a dump in her pants while being propped up by her security detail. Is this true?
=====

I do hope so.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2018 06:12 PM (//voU)

Word is, she sharted on stage during one of her debates vs Trump.

The Trump Curse is real!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:13 PM (xJa6I)

91 When we deplatform, we all rise on the platform.

I just DESTROYED you with FACTS and LOGIC.

Posted by: Ben Shapiroid at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (eMYuB)

92 Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

Sparta.

But 50 years later both the Athenians and Sparta were on the losing side, and Sparta and Athens never really recovered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (hyuyC)

93 So the New Hampshire Marxists try to install a trotskyite as the New State Sec of State.

But the non partisan incumbent, who has been running the elections there since 1976, surprises all and wins a close vote to remain in the seat. Good news for Trump for 2020

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (HrSJb)

94 76
btw, who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

The Penelopensians or the Other Guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (nQ9NA)

Honestly, they both lost

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (xJa6I)

95 >>The Trump Curse is real!!

Yes, it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

96 I reached a revelation today:

The twitter phenomena and the trans phenomena are related. It is the same people.

See how twitter can never decide if the reply should be on TOP or BOTTOM? See how they keep confusing things so you never know where to start reading, and half the time the whole thing just doesn't make sense?

There must be some cause - like maybe some chemical destroying the part of the brain that works out those things. These people can't decide what goes into what, and it is apparent in twitter design, and their sex lives.

Maybe lack of discipline as a child. I don't know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 06:15 PM (LWu6U)

97 I had asked him in July if he wanted us to fund an evening or two with a lady of negotiable virtue. After internal discussion, he turned that offer down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Wise man.

Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2018 06:15 PM (4HMW8)

98 who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

The Penelopensians or the Other Guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at D



why was penelope even in that war?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 06:16 PM (MTjB1)

99 >>>btw, who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?<<<

The Greeks always won these wars. They were especially motivated.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:16 PM (Z9C5C)

100 90. Now Bubba is defender her, saying Hillary did not dump, but only SHARTED

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:16 PM (HrSJb)

101 Maybe lack of discipline as a child. I don't know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 06:15 PM (LWu6U)


Unsuccessful potty-training.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:16 PM (j0Is4)

102
btw, in case you late-sleepers missed it:

Christ Almighty, in my local Fake News today they want me to know about a local parish with "a message" in its nativity scene.



St Susannah, yes really, set up the usual nativity scene but Baby
HayZeus is in a small cage and the three Wise Men are behind barbed
wire.



That's Massachusetts, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:17 PM (nQ9NA)

103 97 I had asked him in July if he wanted us to fund an evening or two with a lady of negotiable virtue. After internal discussion, he turned that offer down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Wise man.
Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2018 06:15 PM (4HMW

Insomniac has pretty high standards.
He's a better person than he gives himself credit for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:17 PM (xJa6I)

104 There is a twitter rumor,

No such thing anymore. Run with it. The accusation is proof enough.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 06:17 PM (DwF62)

105 I saw The Unemployed Train-Hobos open for Box Car Willy at the Grand Ole Opry in '79.

Posted by: Mains - aka Hands at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (786Ro)

106 I always wanted a string of poloponies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (LWu6U)

107 "Free Hand of capitalism"? More like the Big Wong of Comeuppance.

I'm reminded that traitors die a thousand deaths. Which is as we say, "too bad".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (ELo06)

108 Obviously strongly prefer normal free market forces.

But if it comes to it, prefer deep state to slip some sort of bailout for TWS in the next omnibus.

Bob Mueller, can you spare a dime?

Posted by: Cashiered former Cap'n Bill Kristol at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (DuAZ5)

109 Well, 'tis the season . . .

Merry Christmas from psychology Professor Sprankle!

Eric Sprankle, PsyD
@DrSprankle
The virgin birth story is about an all-knowing, all-powerful deity impregnating a human teen. There is no definition of consent that would include that scenario. Happy Holidays.

-
So BJ Clinton was not the only malefactor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (H0Ek8)

110
It takes a special kind of "priest" or "reverend" to use the Baby Jesus to hate on Other at Christmas time.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:19 PM (nQ9NA)

111 Wait the hillbitch actually sharted in public? Say it aint so. If it is so my shadenboner just grew three sizes.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:19 PM (0OmEj)

112 So within two days, the GOP wins a vital swing state race to head elections in Georgia, and now the bi partisan SOS wins in New Hampshire.

Now we need Gov DeSantis to appoint a solid person to be FL Sec of State. No bozo's like Rick Scott picked

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:19 PM (HrSJb)

113 I need the "'pull my finger.' - the invisible hand" comment/sock combo in this thread, stat. Who's in charge of that?

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 05, 2018 06:19 PM (lBjZi)

114 Now Bubba is defender her, saying Hillary did not dump, but only SHARTED
Posted by: Jonah

Oh.

That's different.

Wait a minute.....NO IT AIN'T !

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:20 PM (/DmD9)

115 so who were the billionaires paying, TWS or the individuals?

one is unethical and the other is embezzling.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 06:20 PM (nFwvY)

116 What? You're serious about the Weekly Standard going out of business?

Here, let me laugh even harder.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2018 06:20 PM (p0nVR)

117 109 Somebody show that bitch Rosemary's Baby...

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:20 PM (BXMxN)

118

I resent all the posts and tweets referring to my fine staff as Whore Hobos, Whorebos, Ho-ho bos, etc.

Most of them don't get paid for giving it up...

Posted by: Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (Ekp3N)

119
The Left has taken the phrase "Jesus Loves You And So Do I" and turned it into Jesus Hates You And So Do I.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (nQ9NA)

120 Not many people know this, but I've always considered the Weekly Standard a great source of non-deviant Conservative opinion. But the deviants brought it down.
Deviants.

Posted by: Minka Minka Baby at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (hjaPQ)

121 Now Bubba is defender her, saying Hillary did not dump, but only SHARTED
Posted by: Jonah
======

Thanks to Al Roker's pioneering efforts, it's now a badge of honor.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (//voU)

122 Eric Sprankle, PsyD
@DrSprankle
The virgin birth story is about an all-knowing, all-powerful deity impregnating a human teen. There is no definition of consent that would include that scenario. Happy Holidays.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 05, 2018 06:18 PM (H0Ek
+++++++++++++++
Oy. Nice combination of stupid and offensive. What a load of bullshit.

Speaking of which, is "BS" on the new list of PETA-forbidden animal expressions? If so, I encourage them to consider the point that their position is, well ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (hYcqw)

123 I need help, but hopefully Hillary did not produce any Bear Tracks on her Pants Suit

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:22 PM (HrSJb)

124 Secret Service Agent:"Houston we have a problem,Code Brown,I repeat Code Brown..."

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:22 PM (BXMxN)

125 "Look" there is no more " Weakly Standard"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:22 PM (7QGOK)

126 What was it Ace was saying the other day? That different social media platforms equate to the Seven Deadly Sins?

Twitter = Wrath
Facebook = Envy
Instagram = Vanity
Tinder/Grindr = Lust

What would the others be? For sloth, AoSHQ, because I get nothing done.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 06:22 PM (kQs4Y)

127 Milspec Depends can handle a shart. No problemo.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

128 And what are our betters in the media saying?

Totally bizarre conversation on MSNBC right now ... They're nailing Trump for making the Bush funeral about him, when he just sat there and listened, because all the praise of Bush was an implicit rebuke of Trump, and therefore Trump made it about himself, ok i've gone crosseyed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 05, 2018 06:23 PM (H0Ek8)

129 "74 There is a twitter rumor, that Hillary took a dump in her pants while being propped up by her security detail. Is this true?
Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb)"


We will deem this true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2018 06:24 PM (KVMek)

130 >>>39 Jim Apnea.
Posted by: eleven

This is so mean I am deplatforming you from this site, but then reinstating you with SPECIAL PRIVILEGES.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

131 Wow. Diamondbacks trade Paul Goldschmidt to the Cardinals. Cubs are screwed

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (HrSJb)

132 128 Clearly the right thing for him to do was to not be there so they could rip him without him being there and also rip him for not being there...

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (BXMxN)

133 Speaking of which, is "BS" on the new list of PETA-forbidden animal expressions? If so, I encourage them to consider the point that their position is, well ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:21 PM (hYcqw)

How about Hillzshit?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (7GNTg)

134 Is Stephen Hayes on the Weekly Standard? I always liked him. He's from Waukesha. Haven't turned on the TV for a couple of years now but I take it he went #never? That's a sha,e.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

135 >>>12 Ha! "A GoFundMe for code textbooks".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

ALSO DEPLATFORMED!

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

136 Jim Dullard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (y7DUB)

137 What was it Ace was saying the other day? That different social media platforms equate to the Seven Deadly Sins?

Twitter = Wrath
Facebook = Envy
Instagram = Vanity
Tinder/Grindr = Lust

What would the others be? For sloth, AoSHQ, because I get nothing done.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 06:22 PM (kQs4Y)


Someone should do this with the seven dwarfs.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

138 Sooooooo.

We are supposed to get actual winter weather this weekend. Considering that the weather people are doing the it's too soon to say what we'll get, and if it will be snow or ice or sleet, and what the accumulation will be, I'm betting we're going to get hammered in the non happy fun way.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)

139 Wow. Diamondbacks trade Paul Goldschmidt to the Cardinals. Cubs are screwed


Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (HrSJb)



Wait - what??

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (lwiT4)

140
Mark Grace left the Cubs to the Diamondbacks??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (nQ9NA)

141 "Look" there is no more " Weakly Standard"
Posted by: Ben Had

ISWYDT

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (/DmD9)

142 I like the way ace misspells various forms of "deplatform" in the headline. Shows us he's human, possibly retarded.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (4e+hS)

143 "St Susannah, yes really, set up the usual nativity scene but Baby
HayZeus is in a small cage and the three Wise Men are behind barbed wire."


I've seen them all chained to stakes before, to keep them from being stolen, but this does sound political.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (KVMek)

144 >>>134 Is Stephen Hayes on the Weekly Standard? I always liked him. He's from Waukesha. Haven't turned on the TV for a couple of years now but I take it he went #never? That's a sha,e.

he's the ringleader. He pretty much destroyed the magazine for his ego. He's also absolute SHIT at running anything. He has the management skills of... well, of a mid-level writer working at a third-tier opinion magazine.

that Charlie Sykes hire was HOT FIRE!!!!

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

145 >>>142 I like the way ace misspells various forms of "deplatform" in the headline. Shows us he's human, possibly retarded.

i try to speak in the patois of the common man, such as yourself.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2018 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

146 Hiya Grammie !

Glad you're ok.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:27 PM (/DmD9)

147 Eris, that was really good, Thank You. I will steal that.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:27 PM (7QGOK)

148 But what will become of our Thought Leaders at The Weekly Standard? Surely someone like, say, Jonah Goldberg, from NRO, will take these esteemed gentlemen under his wing and gift them a sinecure at the Goldberg Think Tank!

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:28 PM (Z9C5C)

149 who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

The Penelopensians or the Other Guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer


The Romans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 06:28 PM (7TCRf)

150 76
btw, who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

The Penelopensians or the Other Guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:11 PM (nQ9NA)

Honestly, they both lost
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:14 PM (xJa6I)


I'd say Macedonia -- the Peleponnisian War pretty much left all the city-states of Greece exhausted.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 05, 2018 06:28 PM (5Yee7)

151 I've never read this 'Weakly Standard' of which you speak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2018 06:28 PM (HTHlp)

152 that Charlie Sykes hire was HOT FIRE!!!!





Posted by: ace at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (PbpT7)



I don't know what in the heck happened to Sykes. He was the Go-To guy in conservative radio here for 20 years. Him - Hayes - It's like I don't know Wisconsin anymore.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

153 Ahoy!

Posted by: National Review at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (91XJl)

154 Sooooooo.

We are supposed to get actual winter weather this weekend. Considering that the weather people are doing the it's too soon to say what we'll get, and if it will be snow or ice or sleet, and what the accumulation will be, I'm betting we're going to get hammered in the non happy fun way.
Posted by: alexthechick -

Well, it IS winter.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (/DmD9)

155 Were the Pubic Wars before or after the Peloponnesian War?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (7GNTg)

156 Hiya JT - I ain't dead, but I'm still drooling. I'll take it!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

157 Next person to call themselves a thought leader has to change Hillary's litter box for a month.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (GDnoU)

158 We can confirm that Hillary was the epicenter of something, but we're not at liberty to say what. The FDA is still running some tests at Chipotle's...

Posted by: The USGS in Menlo Park, CA at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (DwF62)

159 tumblr is insanity. but i guess that isn't a sin.

reddit has to be sloth because it is nothing but a waste of time
wikipedia is pride, because most of the people on it think they know everything (which really annoys those of us who do....) You ever try to correct something on that site? they are a bunch of misinformed jerks, and if anything on that site is correct it is either trivial, or an accident.


that leaves gluttony and greed.

pornhub? closest thing to gluttony on the nets, i think.
gofund me for greed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (LWu6U)

160 No more "American Standard"?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (RuIsu)

161 I'm sure all the cucks will do just fine looking for future employment. There's a real shortage of snarky anti-Trump writers who spend all day on twitter talking about TV and food.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (datdl)

162 Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:27 PM (7QGOK)

No, it's already A Thing.

What would Gluttony be? Is there a FoodPornHub? Is that what GrubHub is?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (kQs4Y)

163
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:05 PM (GbPPJ

ty, for stating this, glad to know it's not just me, I felt really bad throwing rotten eggs at them yesterday, and wanting them to feel the burn as so many others did after the collapse , while sneering at them

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (2c0p7)

164 I'm betting we're going to get hammered in the non happy fun way.
NC weather will not do that thing in your mouth. This time. Swearsies.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (lBjZi)

165 Were the Pubic Wars before or after the Peloponnesian War?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (7GNTg)
+++++++++
I don't know that the Pubic Wars ever really ended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (hYcqw)

166
It's quite the mystery as to exactly how my local Fake News got wind so quickly of the political and hateful nativity scene at St Susannah's.

Also a mystery as to why it qualifies as "news."

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (nQ9NA)

167 When did the Mycaenians decide to go Greek?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:31 PM (7GNTg)

168 Were the Pubic Wars before or after the Peloponnesian War?
------
The Pubic Wars have never ended.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:31 PM (tfbws)

169 ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

I was recently informed that you may order a Chik-Fil-A sandwich with BACON.

BACON.

Why was I not made aware of this earlier?

Go, now, and get you a CFA #1 with Bacon. Put Honey Mustard on it.

Thank me.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:31 PM (ZfRYq)

170 *grammmie* love and prayers

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2018 06:31 PM (2c0p7)

171 that leaves gluttony and greed.

pornhub? closest thing to gluttony on the nets, i think.
gofund me for greed.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 06:30 PM (LWu6U)
+++++++++++++
It's a stretch because it isn't a social network, but I think Amazon is the closest to "Gluttony"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (hYcqw)

172 Let see democrats don't like it. Republican trumpians don't like it. Libertarians and independents don't like it.. Rich conservative donors are tired of throwing their money away. Who's left a few noe-cons that is not enough. Bye bye war mongers.

Posted by: ramondo at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (9g4/Z)

173 I hope we get an update featuring the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (/NB++)

174 Well, it IS winter.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (/DmD9)


Not so fast, there, buddy. We've still got a couple of weeks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (j0Is4)

175 Hiya JT - I ain't dead, but I'm still drooling. I'll take it!
Posted by: grammie winger,

(Does my Elvis impression)

"Don't be cruel
about Grammie's drool"

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (/DmD9)

176 Of course, this does worry me that as the Cruiseservatives start toppling due to lack of financing and irrelevancy...that Ben Shapiro will be the last cuck standing.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (datdl)

177 169 ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

I was recently informed that you may order a Chik-Fil-A sandwich with BACON.

BACON.

Why was I not made aware of this earlier?

Go, now, and get you a CFA #1 with Bacon. Put Honey Mustard on it.

Thank me.
Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:31 PM (ZfRYq)

Quick, to the bacon-mobile!

And yes, I am going to try this, right now. Thanks!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (xJa6I)

178 i try to speak in the patois of the common man, such as yourself.

Posted by: ace
i believe patois is the dialect of the common man so including "common man" in your "sentence" is redundant.


Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (4e+hS)

179 "Ain't dead" is good enough - glad to see ya, grammie !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (KVMek)

180 We are supposed to get actual winter weather this weekend. Considering that the weather people are doing the it's too soon to say what we'll get, and if it will be snow or ice or sleet, and what the accumulation will be, I'm betting we're going to get hammered in the non happy fun way.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)

------------------

This is supposed to happen during the week, overnight, so you can stay home for a day or two. Not on the weekend,

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (ffYR/)

181 >>At least National Geographic had lots of good pictures. Haven't seen one of them since high school.



Sorry to burst your bubble, but it went total SJW in the last few years, after going all-in with the AGW stuff for years before that.

Got my son a subscription because he loves geography, and it's now filled with stuff like pro-mass immigration in Europe ("The New Europeans" with a picture of Africans and Arabs) and hipster travelogues as they visit national parks. Did not renew.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (W+vEI)

182 For as long as I can remember, we have always been at War with Pubis.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (/NB++)

183 willow, many of those at TWS are reaping what they sowed. It's fine to point that out. A lot. Repeatedly. Whilst laughing.


Well, it IS winter.
Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:29 PM (/DmD9)


I live in the South. If we get two inches of snow, it's an apocalypse.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (GbPPJ)

184 gramime winger

Virtual hugs for you. And RESPECT for the Rev. He is quite the catch, but you knew that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)

185 Technically its still fall untill Dec 22 or so

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM (/rm4P)

186
Eric Sprankle, PsyD
@DrSprankle

The virgin birth story is about an all-knowing, all-powerful deity impregnating a human teen. There is no definition of consent that would include that scenario.
Happy Holidays.



Actually when she didn't call the cops on the Archangel Gabriel that could be considered consent-

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (TAmPV)

187 grammie - How are you holding up?

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (/rm4P)

188 We should set up a GoFuckMe account for TWS.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (ABjxW)

189 >>If we get two inches of snow, it's an apocalypse.


Not to mention, life threatening.

You could be buried alive under that much snow!

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (/NB++)

190 Is Stephen Hayes on the Weekly Standard? I always liked him. He's from Waukesha. Haven't turned on the TV for a couple of years now but I take it he went #never? That's a sha,e.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (lwiT4)


He's maybe the most disappointing case. He went from being a good writer and a pleasant relaxed friendly guy to this bitterly nervous twitch on television and being a complete bitchy fuckhead when getting his ass pounded while debating Mollie Hemingway or Tammy Bruce.

Then he took a "sabbatical" to Spain and I thought good, he's finally had enough of doing this unpleasant nonsense because some high rolling pile of shit is yanking his strings (twitch your goatee if you're doing this against your will, Stevie) and has said he's out until all the NTs go tits up. But then he came back with just as much turdiness so fuck him.

Glad to see you back btw.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

191 131
Wow. Diamondbacks trade Paul Goldschmidt to the Cardinals. Cubs are screwed


Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:25 PM (HrSJb)

Yeah, it sounds like a fire sale at the DBacks.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (gEvQ8)

192 Do you have an eye patch and a parrot, Grammie?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (7GNTg)

193 I like the tweet about how this explains why they're open borders. Because reading TWS is one of those jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (WaxcS)

194 Predictions of the Left still hating shit-heads like those linked demonstrated to a tee here:
https://twitter.com/showmeopie/status/
1068894624490692608

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (Evws/)

195 Aaaarrrrrrgh grammie!

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR)

196 Milspec Depends can handle a shart. No problemo.

For a second there, I thought you said Miklospec...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (7s3Gx)

197 Tomorrow is Talk like grammie Day.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (ABjxW)

198 Technically its still fall untill Dec 22 or so

I'll remember that when I'm shoveling.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (/DmD9)

199 Thanks to everyone - I know I'm going to miss someone because of my pirate patch obscuring m y vision so I will just saya general I LOVE YOU ALL and how I appreciate this little house that ace built. With his own two shelves.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

200 Eric Sprankle, PsyD
@DrSprankle

The virgin birth story is about an all-knowing, all-powerful deity impregnating a human teen. There is no definition of consent that would include that scenario.
Happy Holidays.


It's sort of funny how lefties who don't believe in free will, at all, are so 'concerned" about consent.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (j0Is4)

201 May they fight to their mutual death:

"Hundreds of professors and students and dozens of student groups bashed CNN in a letter for firing Temple University professor Marc Lamont Hill."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (7TCRf)

202 I thought that first tweet was from Wilt Chamberlain. I thought it was
remarkable he would have had time to tweet, what with boning women by
the thousands and being dead.

...but mainly from boning women by the thousands.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (Evws/)

203 Tomorrow is Talk like grammie Day.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (ABjxW)




Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (lwiT4)

204
The twitter phenomena and the trans phenomena are related. It is the same people.

See how twitter can never decide if the reply should be on TOP or BOTTOM?


And trannys can't decide if they are top or bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

205 Tomorrow is Talk like grammie Day.
Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (ABjxW)


So Wisconsin accents all around?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

206 Judges in OH have sided with Democrats who are looking to undo the 2011 redistricting in Ohio. Pennsylvania 2, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (ARUkE)

207
Well, it IS winter.



Not so fast, there, buddy. We've still got a couple of weeks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM


There's a difference between 'meteorological' winter and 'calendar' based winter. Meteorological winter begins December 1st.

In my area, meteorological winter is a little closer to reality. YMMV.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (e7O7B)

208 i believe patois is the dialect of the common man so including "common man" in your "sentence" is redundant.


Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:32 PM (4e+hS)
++++++++++
I believe that "I" is a proper noun and should be capitalized. Also, while you can take exception to the redundancy, a sentence is not made or unmade by redundancy - so your use of scare quotes around "sentence" is wrong. Also, you are missing some other punctuation.

Also, you should not poke your finger in the host's eye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (hYcqw)

209 Life long NatGeo subscriber, until Nov of last year. Couldn't take the Leftism anymore.
Use to get a edition and see how sooon the first man made global warming mention was, often in the opening editorial.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (/rm4P)

210 Hey I wonder if weekly standard newly unemployed will be willing to use all that free time to find Better journalists than them jobs, even give extra points for non American journalists taking their future prosepcts

right Kristol?

Posted by: willow at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (2c0p7)

211 Apple could be Gluttony but Amazon is definitely greed.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (7QGOK)

212 Sykes wife is a Judge on the US 7th Circuit. Charlie screwed her over on any chance to elevate to POTUS

Posted by: Jonah at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (HrSJb)

213 I lived in Charlotte briefly in 1988. Had 2 inches of snow, and EVERYTHING shut down for days, until it melted.
No plows. No salt spreaders, no tire tread, I guess.
No need going to the grocery, cause it was closed.

Posted by: MarkY at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (j0ppb)

214
Wilton Parmenter is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (QOd+b)

215 Do you have an eye patch and a parrot, Grammie?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:35 PM (7GNTg)


Just a patch. What's a girl gotta do to get a parrot around here?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

216 grammie, i'm sure if you are drooling, it's with the utmost class and precision.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (KP5rU)

217 Grammie I'm glad your back. Rest. Be well.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (0OmEj)

218 As I would have tweeted if i tweeted: Jeong would be Comfort Woman #523 in a Japanese Army bordello if it weren't for white guys.

Feel free to use this to get banned by whatever site you use it on.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (8erNz)

219 Thanks to everyone - I know I'm going to miss someone because of my pirate patch obscuring m y vision so I will just saya general I LOVE YOU ALL and how I appreciate this little house that ace built. With his own two shelves.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate

Mutual of Omaha, baybee !

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (/DmD9)

220
remember WRANGLER JANE?

She was like F Troop's Ellie Mae.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (QOd+b)

221 32 I thought that first tweet was from Wilt Chamberlain. I thought it was remarkable he would have had time to tweet, what with boning women by the thousands and being dead.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:02 PM (7GNTg)


Like being dead would stop that.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (WaxcS)

222
Merry Christmas from psychology Professor Sprankle!

Why are psychology professors insane?

I once thought the monsters of Sade's novels were exaggerations. Now I realize they're just around the corner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (VgpiO)

223 >>The virgin birth story is about an all-knowing, all-powerful deity impregnating a human teen. There is no definition of consent that would include that scenario.
Happy Holidays.




OK, now do Mohammed's child bride Aisha...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

224 I'm glad you're doing better, grammie.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

225 Not to mention, life threatening.

You could be buried alive under that much snow!
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:34 PM (/NB++)


HEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)

226 What's also hilarious is all of these no-name fucks thinking that in 15 years, "I'll be the replacement for the Jonah Goldbergs on CNN!"

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:39 PM (Evws/)

227 There's a difference between 'meteorological' winter and 'calendar' based winter. Meteorological winter begins December 1st.

In my area, meteorological winter is a little closer to reality. YMMV.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (e7O7B)


Meteorologists are always wrong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (j0Is4)

228 Somehow Ohio having a 12-4 Republican advantage in the house is unconstitutional, but MA having a 10-0 Dem advantage and CA having a 45-8 advantage is A-OK according to judges.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (ARUkE)

229 I ordered my 5 cookbooks through Barnes and Noble.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (7QGOK)

230 Weekly Standard, and American Standard, I get them confused. Which one makes toilets?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (m45I2)

231
It's sort of funny how lefties who don't believe in free will, at all, are so 'concerned" about consent.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM


Ever hear any protests about the Lady Gaga song "Poker Face"?

♫ And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun ♫

Sounds a little rapey.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (e7O7B)

232 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

Can I get an "Arrrgh!" matey?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (f3oO4)

233 Just a patch. What's a girl gotta do to get a parrot around here?

The next time the parakeet shows up at my bird feeder, I'll send him over to ya.

Best I can do.

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (/DmD9)

234 230 Weekly Standard, and American Standard, I get them confused. Which one makes toilets?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (m45I2)

The latter makes them, the former fills them.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (ABjxW)

235 209 Life long NatGeo subscriber, until Nov of last year. Couldn't take the Leftism anymore.
Use to get a edition and see how sooon the first man made global warming mention was, often in the opening editorial.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (/rm4P)


Same here. I was a subscriber from 1970-2015, although I had pretty much quit reading it in the last few years before I dropped it.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

236 Why are psychology professors insane?

I once thought the monsters of Sade's novels were exaggerations. Now I realize they're just around the corner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I think it's because they become curious about why everyone around them seems so strange and take up psych.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (7TCRf)

237 Wait, is there any veracity to this rumor that Hillary Clinton shit her pants at George HW Bush's funeral?

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (Z9C5C)

238 Why are psychology professors insane?

They get into the field to self diagnose but never find the answers they wanted.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (y7DUB)

239 230 Weekly Standard, and American Standard, I get them confused. Which one makes toilets?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (m45I2)
---
You'll often find the pages of the one hanging beside the other.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (kQs4Y)

240 ok...so i know i haven't been paying attention lately....but are we mad at ben shapiro now? why?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (0O7c5)

241 I prefer to think of my self as "big-boned".

Posted by: A Meaty Urologist at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (m45I2)

242 Lots of good tweets about GoFundMe for TWS. Here's another nice one:

Replying to @LizMair
The invisible hand gave them the finger

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (2kj6M)

243 grammie also needs a cutlass, and a big plume in her hat.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

244
229 I ordered my 5 cookbooks through Barnes and Noble.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (7QGOK)
-----
Thanks, BH!

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (MVjcR)

245 Hundreds of professors and students and dozens of student groups bashed CNN in a letter for firing Temple University professor Marc Lamont Hill."

-
Jews are getting attacked in Brooklyn and the Forward is ready to explain to us why it isn't anti-semitic: "while the attacks are targeting Jews, it may be because black people identify Judaism as a form of almost hyper-whiteness'"

-
So it's all good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (H0Ek8)

246 There's a difference between 'meteorological' winter and 'calendar' based winter. Meteorological winter begins December 1st.

In my area, meteorological winter is a little closer to reality. YMMV.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:37 PM (e7O7B)


Meteorological and calendar winter are the same, if you use the right calendar...

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

247 Can I get an "Arrrgh!" matey?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 06:41 PM (f3oO4)


I'm a Viking pirate, so it's Uff Da

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (lwiT4)

248 It seemed like during the Obama administration every magazine that had no political bias turned left.Military History,Consumer Reports....everything.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)

249 Or maybe it started earlier but I didn't notice it until than.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (BXMxN)

250 220 remember WRANGLER JANE? She was like F Troop's Ellie Mae.

She was also a swimsuit model in Hawaii, married to Danno of 5-0 fame, and widely known as one of the best, uh, partners Hollywood ever produced...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (Ekp3N)

251 grammie also needs a cutlass, and a big plume in her hat.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

And a bottle of rum to go with her yo ho ho ho.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (7GNTg)

252 I keep looking at the numbers for these tweets and retweets. There is no there there.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (7QGOK)

253 >>Meteorological and calendar winter are the same, if you use the right calendar...


Mmmm, Julie London.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (/NB++)

254 oh grammie!!!! glad you are here....sorry to hear about your health issues

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (0O7c5)

255 Why are psychology professors insane?
------
It's a dirty secret, but a nontrivial (and fairly large) percentage of people who go into psych fields are there because of their own issues.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (tfbws)

256 I lived in Charlotte briefly in 1988. Had 2 inches of snow, and EVERYTHING shut down for days, until it melted.

Posted by: MarkY at December 05, 2018 06:38 PM (j0ppb)

When I was stationed in NOLA, it snowed about 1.5 inches. It was literally like the zombie apocalypse was upon us. 2 hours to go 10 miles from the base to the house, and there was literally no bread or milk or toilet paper on the shelves.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (PA/U2)

257 240 ok...so i know i haven't been paying attention lately....but are we mad at ben shapiro now? why?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (0O7c5)


Same reason as always. The sycophantic love some show him along with his happiness at deplatforming any one on the right that isn't him. Etc.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (WaxcS)

258
Wilton Parmenter is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo


The Old Man is gone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (aKsyK)

259 And a bottle of rum to go with her yo ho ho ho.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (7GNTg)


*sens Rev to the liquor babinet*

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

260 The loss of The Weekly Standard, much like the loss of my manhood, will be felt for generations as Trumps fans will now be free to run wild, and shirtless, through the hills of racism and prejudice. Their hovel walls can now be peppered with posters of Trump shooting the bird at the Constitution, and reason. And their bathing habits will shockingly get worse. I pray for my country.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro, Hot Take Sex Machine at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (4e+hS)

261 Ever hear any protests about the Lady Gaga song "Poker Face"?

And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Sounds a little rapey.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:40 PM (e7O7B)


I used to be proud to be able to say that I knew nothing of Lady Gaga's songs or lyrics ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (j0Is4)

262 Geraldo to investigate Hilary "rumors".

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (RuIsu)

263 I gotta enable spell check

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

264 Ben Shapiro is a tool.

That is all.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (ZfRYq)

265
Same reason as always. The sycophantic love some show him along with his happiness at deplatforming any one on the right that isn't him. Etc.Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (WaxcS)
ben being ben....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (0O7c5)

266 262 Don't open up THAT vault Geraldo,just don't...

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:45 PM (BXMxN)

267 grammie also needs a cutlass, and a big plume in her hat.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

And a bottle of rum to go with her yo ho ho ho.
------
And a monkey to go on her shoulder! And a parrot to go on the monkey's shoulder!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (tfbws)

268 When I was stationed in NOLA, it snowed about 1.5 inches. It was literally like the zombie apocalypse was upon us. 2 hours to go 10 miles from the base to the house, and there was literally no bread or milk or toilet paper on the shelves.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (PA/U2)

Much mock was made when the city called the military in to help them deal with 2 inches of snow.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (7GNTg)

269 Nothing unusual about hellary shitting her pants, it happens a couple times a day, right? Most winos I deal with are like that.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (zLDYs)

270 Mmmm, Julie London.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (/NB++)


Sorry, that went over my head.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (t+qrx)

271
Grammie might be eligible for an assistance parrot under Obamacare.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (TAmPV)

272 /weatherman sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (m45I2)

273 ok...so i know i haven't been paying attention lately....but are we mad at ben shapiro now? why?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 05, 2018 06:42 PM (0O7c5)

----------------

For cheering on other people being deplatformed and wanting to be the standard of how one owns the Left in commentary. Only his was is the right and correct way, rubes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (ffYR/)

274 I live in the South. If we get two inches of snow, it's an apocalypse.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:33 PM


That's not one quarter of the way up *everyone's* shins, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (ctuyM)

275 I keep seeing that "Macron backed down on tax hike." Can he unilaterally do that or is it attributed to him because he is the leader of the party that currently has a majority? Dumb question apology in advance.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (PUmDY)

276 National Geo and Smithsonian, once beautiful magazines, are now full SWJ (and printed on thin paper). Wired used to be libertarian but is now fairly lefty; MAKE was heading that way. Even the most insipid entertainment magazines have to inject politics into the conversation. There is no Neutral Zone anywhere.

I've let go of a lot of magazines. It's not just that the printed word is passe -- their content is what's driving away customers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (kQs4Y)

277 Also, you should not poke your finger in the host's eye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
It was a joke, genius, although "genius" may be misapplied when referring to you.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

278 Factoid:

There's no "winter" in the islamic calendar.

Seasons are haram in islam.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (j0Is4)

279

Hitlery shit her pants at the funeral? Oh please, say it's so...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (Ekp3N)

280 And a monkey to go on her shoulder! And a parrot to go on the monkey's shoulder!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (tfbws)


I am going to be the coolest preacher's wife in the history of all wives.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

281 *updates The List*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

282 >>Jews are getting attacked in Brooklyn and the Forward is ready to explain to us why it isn't anti-semitic: "while the attacks are targeting Jews, it may be because black people identify Judaism as a form of almost hyper-whiteness'"



So...it's OK to randomly attack whites, the only problems is that blacks are mistaking Jews for whitey?!?

Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

283 Julie London : Calendar Girl (Gatefold Inner)

https://tinyurl.com/y9g4z9kf

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (/NB++)

284 Duncanthrax

Serpentine! Now!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (hyuyC)

285 Nood Slimeball

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (eytER)

286 Wait, is there any veracity to this rumor that Hillary Clinton shit her pants at George HW Bush's funeral?
It has the odour of truth about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (Evws/)

287 276 Hickey News out out 100 Greatest Goalies issue and I turned the page to one guy on the list....and they took shots at Trump.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (BXMxN)

288 The Monkey needs an eye-patch, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (/NB++)

289 I've listened to Shapiro's podcast a few times, and I honestly don't get the visceral hate so many here have for him. Is he at Levin or Limbaugh levels of conservatism? No. But if those two are a 10, he's a solid 6 or 7. Yet people make him out to be Rachel Maddow.

I really don't get it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (ARUkE)

290 But did Bill leave room for Jim on the floating door?

"My heart will go on and on......"

Posted by: Toad-O at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (cct0t)

291 Mollie is the best.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

292 The hidden hand of the free market has struck the weekly standard's subsidized socialist funding. The wealthy donors are trying to figure out how to buy sanders and ocasio-cortez!

Posted by: ramondo at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (9g4/Z)

293 And a monkey to go on her shoulder! And a parrot to go on the monkey's shoulder!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:46 PM (tfbws)


I am going to be the coolest preacher's wife in the history of all wives.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

You can use your peg leg to stomp out the beat of the hymns.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)

294 Magazines are a dead publication form, they just are not profitable, and this kind of opinion/news journal can only survive by providing what its readers want to read. Turning on them with sneering contempt is not a recipe for continued success, particularly in an incredibly weak market.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

295 0
220 remember WRANGLER JANE? She was like F Troop's Ellie Mae.



She was also a swimsuit model in Hawaii, married to Danno of 5-0
fame, and widely known as one of the best, uh, partners Hollywood ever
produced...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 05, 2018 06:43 PM (Ekp3N)


IIRC she was also underage when she got the role.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (0QYMt)

296 Just a patch. What's a girl gotta do to get a parrot around here?

I think you have to lose a leg and get a peg. Oh, and wear an oilskin.

Not recommending any of this, though...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (7s3Gx)

297 Hitlery shit her pants at the funeral? Oh please, say it's so...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (Ekp3N)


DJT should tweet about it, if for no other reason than to outrage Chi-Town Jerry and Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (y7DUB)

298 I've listened to Shapiro's podcast a few times, and I honestly don't get the visceral hate so many here have for him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (ARUkE)


He ran over ace's dog with his tricycle.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (j0Is4)

299 DT, have you seen the snl skit on Snowmageddon in Atlanta a few years ago? It was acruallty funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (PUmDY)

300 It's a dirty secret, but a nontrivial (and fairly large) percentage of people who go into psych fields are there because of their own issues.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 06:44 PM (tfbws)

Psychologist, understand thyself!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (f3oO4)

301 Meteorologists are always wrong.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


No, just 50% of the time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (7TCRf)

302 Hickey News.Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (BXMxN)

303 American Standard. Now there is a company that is just flush with success.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (m45I2)

304 You can use your peg leg to stomp out the beat of the hymns.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)


My leg is set to 2018. I'll have to have it rewired to 1517.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

305
Mmmm, Julie London.
Posted by: garrett


EMERGENCY!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (aKsyK)

306 Grammie Winger was a pirate,
With a cutlass and some rum,
And all who heard her yo! ho! ho!
They knew that they were done!

It all came crashing down, one day,
In a way that wasn't nice,
When Sandra Fluke pointed and yelled,
"Hey, she called me a ho twice!!"

Posted by: Adriane the Raised Eyebrow Critic ... at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (LPnfS)

307 There's a difference between 'meteorological' winter and 'calendar' based winter. Meteorological winter begins December 1st.
-----

Hmm. I don't know what 'calendar based winter' is. Winter solstice moves around a bit, but is the day of shortest daylight, and is generally regarded as the first day of winter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (U7Mh9)

308 Eris, I quit NatGeo and Smithsonian probably 30 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (zLDYs)

309 Hickey News... where the Leafs also suck.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (Evws/)

310 https://youtu.be/MeLVCeErypY

Sit besides some one you like when you play this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (hyuyC)

311 listened to Shapiro's podcast a few times, and I honestly don't get the visceral hate so many here have for him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at D



you should just go with it, if feels good. throw in some dtuff about his sisters webwhore business too.

sometimes collateral damage feels good too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

312 Mark Levin seems to be making a go of it with his affiliation to CRTV and the merge with The Blaze morphed into Blaze TV.. although Levin lost my girl Michelle Malkin .. I'm thinking Michelle either is going full time with her innocence project work or just MAYBE PLANNING A RUN FOR OFFICE>>>>
Unless she is like me and can't stand never Trumper Glen Beck!

Posted by: soME mORON at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (ICWiF)

313 Here's a good twatter palate cleanser: sports talk radio caller.



https://tinyurl.com/ydcbt5ba

Posted by: Bert G at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (OMsf+)

314 299 DT, have you seen the snl skit on Snowmageddon in Atlanta a few years ago? It was acruallty funny.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (PUmDY)
------------
Devil's Dandruff!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (+BN1u)

315 listened to Shapiro's podcast a few times, and I honestly don't get the visceral hate so many here have for him.

Me either, the guy is flawed but overall I think he's a very positive thing for the conservative thought movement. A bit annoying in his personality and delivery but he's dead on most of the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

316 I need a new pair of boxers because the ones I have on are getting slick, crusty, than slick again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (pw+jk)

317
76 btw, who was victorious in the Peleponesian War?

Thucydides died before he finished the book, so we never found out the ending.

Posted by: BJM at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (O74hG)

318 298 He ran over ace's dog with his tricycle.

although how he got ace's dog's tricycle is still a mystery.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (xGZ+b)

319 I'll take a stab at why Shapiro is disdained. He shoots right rather than left and virtue signals just like a leftist. Like the crew at Weekly Standard or E. Erikson, they have prioritized making money and access to the main stream media over any real principles that they have. To preserve their "viability" to make the switch to the big leagues, they are perfectly willing to crap on team conservative. Their pinup is someone like David Brooks who went from the National Review to the big leagues and adapted his views accordingly to get that sweet NYT gig.

If they were simply "moderate" and claimed as such, then it would be fine. However, they claim themselves as conservatives Republicans who are shocked to find out how deplorable the rank and file Republicans are and how Reagan would have been saddened by the Orange Man etc.

The shady involvement of billionaires who are not in the media is also reason for suspicion. The opaque finances of these "conservative" media outlets give the real fear that many are simply coopted (see Julie Kelly recent story about it).

Me, I find little use in Shapiro, Erikson, the whole National Review excepting Hanson, the Weekly Standard, Foxnews, etc.

Like a Russian during the Soviet era, I read whatever Pravda is out there and figure out what is going on between the lines. One of the reasons that I lurk here in comments and on a few other political blogs is to catch other stories that the Pravda media refuses to run at all. All conservative media seems to do is put the conservative spin on Pravda news while accepting its legitimacy. OANN is a bit different but not available through my local pravda distributor.

For conservative media to actually work, it needs to make a profit and hire people who do not want to use it as a stepping stone to mainstream acceptance and for that it needs customers use it as a primary source rather than simply as a crosscheck to MSM sources. I would drop the whole outrage over "how bad and stupid" leftists are as a news story crutch. Instead, try to actually report the news without much commentary especially from the godawful campaign strategists consultant idiots. That, in and of itself, would be extraordinary in this era.

Shady financing and support from unnamed billionaires filtered through nested companies is not the way to go nor is the slavish devotions to the needs and wants of big business.

Posted by: whig at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (ROzyM)

320 You're welcome.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at December 05, 2018 08:49 PM (YpRda)

321 Nothing about the Weekly Standar's dilemma melts my cold heart. They have been dead to me for three years.

Posted by: Nan at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (gC3e7)

322 Hi all you Morons. Hope all is going well.

Prayers up from here for Slap and grammie and all others that need them.

Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2018 10:06 PM (yJ1e6)

323 There are threads where personal travails are on topic. Personal travails poison a rant thread. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Posted by: Wit's End at December 05, 2018 10:31 PM (ROYpB)

324 Very hard not to gloat over this! Good piece and good riddance, Kristol & Co. I'm sure many of them will be surfacing elsewhere over time but maybe, just maybe, they will have left some of their arrogant, self-righteous elitism behind. I doubt it but people do have the ability to learn and improve - IF they want to.

Posted by: David Jacobs at December 06, 2018 06:06 AM (RT7yo)

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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