NYT: Draft Version of Report on Moonves Sexual Harassment Situation Details Employee "On Call" To Provide Oral Sex, a "Transactional" Sexual Relationship With Four CBS Employees, and Management Knowing About Moonves' Misconduct But Doing Nothing

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1 What a slime ball.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2018 06:47 PM (eytER)

2 Such nice people, these media types.

I'm now wondering who, or what Jim Acosta is doinking.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (ELo06)

3 I'm no scientist but "transactional" sounds like he paid for it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

4 I'm now wondering who, or what Jim Acosta is doinking.

A RealDoll custom made to look like himself.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (eytER)

5 "A number of men on CBS's board knew about Moonves's alleged sexual
misconduct. One, Arnold Kopelson, learned about it back in 2007 --
because a victim told him. They did nothing to stop it."


Wow, I'll bet that victim never owned a television network before. What's she going to do with is after the judgment?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (iIzG7)

6 Damn.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (BXMxN)

7 I wish I had 4 blow job givers on call at all times. Sounds nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (GBteo)

8 *Rings Buzzer*

Agnes -

Send in my 10:30 cocksucker.

Posted by: Les Moonves' Intercom at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (/NB++)

9 "Transactional". That's a metaphor for exchanging body fluids, isn't it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (ELo06)

10 Ultimately, every good blow job is 'Transactional'.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (/NB++)

11 3 I'm no scientist but "transactional" sounds like he paid for it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

...hopefully with corporate funds.

Oooh, I can't wait for the derivative suit after CBS has to pay out bigly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (GBteo)

12
I'm still not seeing the Problem, here.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (QOd+b)

13 On call? Was she dressed like a busty nurse?

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

14 10 Ultimately, every good blow job is 'Transactional'.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:50 PM (/NB++)

It is known.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (GBteo)

15 Who wouldn't guess there are perks for the top

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (/rm4P)

16 In fairness, he paid top dollar. Thanks Les!

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (4e+hS)

17 Seriously. Can you even think of a movie where someone had BJ's "on-call"?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (ELo06)

18 "Transactional" is how hookers get paid. "Judgment for the plaintiff" is how non-hookers get paid.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (iIzG7)

19 LMN movie: "I was a CBS Fluffer"

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (ABjxW)

20 'Sorry about that unfortunate transaction in your mouth.'

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (/NB++)

21 Transactional ?He got beejers from guys dressed up as women ?NTTAWWT

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (vCA4F)

22 Was it secretly referred to as "Swifting"??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM (Evws/)

23 NYT: Draft Version of Report on Moonves Sexual Harassment Situation Details Employee "On Call" To Provide Oral Sex,

Incoming text:


But first, you will blow me!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (j0Is4)

24 Man CBS has quite the benefits package.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (ZfRYq)

25
Don't think high principles are involved here. They just don't want to pay his severance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (LsBY9)

26 Wait why am I assuming it was a she on call?

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

27 Isn't a "transactional" bj like assless chaps?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (ELo06)

28
Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?

Who cares if he had whores?

I don't like whoring, but...

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (QOd+b)

29 The victim reported it in 2007 and they did nothing. Courage!


But also: why did she (I'm assuming) stick around? Was she making ridiculous money, or did her career advance at a fantastic rate? There's more there, I think...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (W+vEI)

30 I'm no scientist but "transactional" sounds like he paid for it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

---------------

It sounds more like CBS paid employees to be his on demand beejer givers.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (ffYR/)

31 Wait, he paid some of us? WTF?

Posted by: Leslsy Stahl at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (4e+hS)

32 JFK had a few other things on call in Camelot.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (ABjxW)

33 He s going to lose $121 million in severance. Even if daily, thats a lot per blow job

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (wLt6t)

34
I'm still not seeing the Problem, here.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:51 PM


We need a new movement:

#IWishItWasMeToo

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (e7O7B)

35 Serious questions:

Is there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
Did his contract have a morals clause?
Does "transactional" mean money or jobs?


(not those kind of jobs you degenerates)

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (aR6p7)

36 Rick Wilson is always 'on call.'

Posted by: Under Fire at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (r9UYA)

37 If I were his lawyer, I'd go for the Costanza defense -- "I didn't know I couldn't do that."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (GBteo)

38 Bill Clinton is jealous. All he got was a fat chick.

Posted by: Stephen Johnson at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (l51Ph)

39 -
--
Employee "On Call" To Provide Oral Sex
------------------------------------

I was NEVER offered this position! You will be hearing from my lawyers. (who are also gay and NEVER offered this position)

Posted by: Shep! at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (BShhQ)

40
Employees "on call" for sex = prostitutes.

Was he raping these "employees?"

Was he not paying these "employees?"

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (QOd+b)

41 So the "transactional" thing is obviously quid pro quo. You get a show, or top billing, or something.

Someone apparently was just clicking next on their online sexual harassment training instead of listening.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)

42 Pretty sure the company pres dicking underlings is a firing offense in any corporation.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (BXMxN)

43 So, being a teevee bigshot means you get to have a blowjob whore on call 24 hours a day. Nice gig.

Why, it's almost like liberals in the entertainment industry are a bunch of hypocrites or something.

I wonder if he, like Matt Lauer, had a remote door lock so that his gals couldn't escape.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (+lVUW)

44
I'm no scientist but "transactional" sounds like he paid for it.


Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2018 06:49 PM (4e+hS)

It's like prostitution, but she only does one guy for money. I believe "kept woman" is the traditional title.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (0QYMt)

45 Nina Burleigh must've found out Moonves was pro-choice.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (ABjxW)

46 The media is full of this shit/slime I hope CBS gets sued up to it's eyes.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (0OmEj)

47 >.Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime? Who cares if he had whores?


They weren't his personally paid whores, but CBS employees of his made into whores? That is classic sexual harassment.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (W+vEI)

48 I'm now wondering who, or what Jim Acosta is doinking.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:48 PM (ELo06)


I think you got the transactional aspect backwards in the3 case of Acosta!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 06:54 PM (f3oO4)

49 I'm disgusted by some here.

It's a private company and can do whatever it likes with their money and employees and employees privates.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (Evws/)

50 Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?

Who cares if he had whores?

I don't like whoring, but...


These are the new rules. I don't particularly care either, at least not in my heart of hearts, but if it's an issue if a conservative were doing this, then liberal nanny-type media moguls get to be destroyed too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (eytER)

51 Unfortunately for Mooves, one of those "transactional" employees was Dan Rather.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (nvMvs)

52
We need a new movement:

#IWishItWasMeToo





My colleague at work suggested this gem:


MeTooPlease

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (QOd+b)

53 *Rings Buzzer*



Agnes -



Send in my 10:30 cocksucker.

Posted by: Les Moonves' Intercom
----
Agnes - I'm sorry Sir, you'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (9rIkM)

54 Transactional sexual relationships?

That's because he wasn't man enough to put a rape button in his office. Piker.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (j0Is4)

55 "On call" employee for oral sex.
What else can one do for a living with a gender studies degree?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (xPl2J)

56 Where the heck is privacy when you really need it?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (f3oO4)

57 This country is turning into Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Les Moonves at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (4e+hS)

58 Is there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
Did his contract have a morals clause?
Does "transactional" mean money or jobs?


Not sure where CBS is headquartered, NY or California.

Quid pro quo is like the illegalest of illegal sexual harassment.

Yeah, it is against the law.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

59 When you are rich and famous you can grab them by the pussy, they'll let you do whatever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

60 Is there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
Did his contract have a morals clause?
Does "transactional" mean money or jobs?


(not those kind of jobs you degenerates)
Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 06:53 PM (aR6p7)

It's almost certainly some kind of sexual harassment issue. The bigger problem is that the board and officers have fiduciary duties, and I don't think having subordinates blowing the CEO, then the board knowing but not caring, is doing whats in the best interest of the company.

So at the very least, expect a shareholders derivative suit. ESPECIALLY if any corporate resources were malappropriated for blow jobs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)

61 Billionaire CEO grade transnational fellatchio?


Phrase of the day?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

62 He made me drink champagne out of his ass! The cheap shit too!

Posted by: Steve Kroft at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (//voU)

63 Lied and destroyed evidence?!?
#Cheating

Posted by: Undocumented at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (/JA4t)

64 I kinda admire an executive who has a bullpen of cocksuckers on speed dial.

Maybe just a little.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (Z9C5C)

65 We should continue to allow Hollywood and Manhattan to preach to us about how to live our lives.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (hcID8)

66 Who did he have come in to release his third chakra?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (ABjxW)

67 "...had an employee "on call" to perform oral sex..."

Wow. I thought I had a good set up.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (oh+79)

68 And the odds that they're ALL Democrats?

Posted by: Apostate at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (z2FAZ)

69 So who was the 'on call' guy?

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

70 Welp, they didn't fire Letterperv when he was boning the hired help so this isn't the most unexpected development I expect to read today.

Now let's get back to Tub Dive having a blowout...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (y7DUB)

71 Is there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
====

Cut-and-dried case of sexual discrimination, unless he was making the same blow-jobbing opportunities available to both men and women.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (0JUQP)

72

Was the "on call" duty a weekly thing like a service watch?

Were any of the transactionals transexuals as well?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

73 "osted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:52 PM (QOd+b)"

Beyond being unethical, it sounds like there was a quid pro quo. That a board member knew makes it worse for CBS, especially based on the nature of the complaint. The charges are piling up here, as are the civil suits.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (ELo06)

74

It's like prostitution, but she only does one guy for money.


Sort of like Tom Hagan having Vito Corleone as his only client.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (LsBY9)

75 69 So who was the 'on call' guy?
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

Whomever was on during the 39th minute of 60 Minutes.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (ABjxW)

76 What's sad is that for all of the convenience of modern culture, we've lost the fine art of Rape.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss Khan at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (/NB++)

77 3 I'm no scientist but "transactional" sounds like he paid for it.
Posted by: Dr Spank


"Here's a fiver, go buy yourself somethin' pretty." I'm guessing he's a cheap bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (+lVUW)

78 So the "transactional" thing is obviously quid pro quo. You get a show, or top billing, or something.


That's how I read it to.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (NLLmE)

79 How much does one pull down for milking Moonves' wrinkled old man balls?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

80 Betcha CBS won't be making a series based on this affair.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (ELo06)

81 Mrs. Moonves is expected to do quite well in the divorce.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (hjaPQ)

82 Look at the spray tan in that top pic.
Orange man bad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (+lVUW)

83 Wonder if Julie stands by her man.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (cqNba)

84 >>It's like prostitution, but she only does one guy for money.


So, he's a Polygamist too?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (/NB++)

85
I think all the Morons said, "on call bjs, that's a thing?".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (r+sAi)

86
This is hilarious because I would bet my Left Nut that Apple's disgusting Tim Cook has paid many many many
young men to be his "friend" at his beck and call.

(beckon call?)

This is what billionaires do.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (QOd+b)

87 Transactional.
That's like when a detective dresses as a hooker and the john isn't committing a crime until you agree on a price.

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (w7KSn)

88 49 I'm disgusted by some here.

It's a private company and can do whatever it likes with their money and employees and employees privates.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 06:55 PM (Evws/)

No, it's a publicly traded company, owned by shareholders who are likely going to get stuck paying out on sexual harassment suits against Mr. Transactional Blowjob.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (GBteo)

89 On the books corporate sex whore should be illegal me thinks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (0OmEj)

90 Moonves sounds like a 'Mad Men' executive trapped in 'The View' world. Sad.


Also, no offense, but having "actresses" "on call" sounds pretty sweet...

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (aR6p7)

91 Clarification - was it:

A. Moonves paid someone in the escort business to service him on-call

or

B. Moonvees demanded oral sex from CBS employees - not whores by trade - as part of their media job, and in some cases, as a requirement for advancement

A is only bad if he used CBS money and they didn't approve it.

B is major lawsuit territory, for him and CBS.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (W+vEI)

92
So the "transactional" thing is obviously quid pro quo. You get a show, or top billing, or something.

This is news?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (LsBY9)

93 Nice, now do Bill Clinton and Bob Menendez See-Bee-Ess

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (qt4GF)

94 s there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
====

Cut-and-dried case of sexual discrimination, unless he was making the same blow-jobbing opportunities available to both men and women.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (0JUQP)


Plus, I think CBS is a union shop.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (t+qrx)

95 My wife and I run a small business. I might have to mention this on call ball thing. (I fully expect to get laughed at)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (nAeGR)

96 Wait. I saw this on PornHub once. Er, I mean someone told me about it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (ELo06)

97 So, now that she's out of a job, how does the on-call fellatio artist list this on her resume?

"Personal Trainer"?

Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (P1f+c)

98 >>This is news?


It's a stain on our industry.

Posted by: The Casting Couch at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (/NB++)

99
Are you shitting me?

How do you think Julie Chen got where she is!

Chen don't care -- she was one of his whores who was lucky enough to marry the old coot.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (QOd+b)

100 Wonder if Julie stands by her man.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (cqNba)

Probably all depends on how ironclad the prenuptial agreement is.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (xPl2J)

101 This is hilarious because I would bet my Left Nut that Apple's disgusting Tim Cook has paid many many many
young men to be his "friend" at his beck and call.

(beckon call?)

This is what billionaires do.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 06:58 PM (QOd+b)

On his own time, with his own money, with no employees involved... much less of a problem.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (GBteo)

102 And you wonder how Murphy Brown got put back on the air....

Posted by: Candace Bergen at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (//voU)

103 it explains Madame Secretary

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (nFwvY)

104 7 I wish I had 4 blow job givers on call at all times. Sounds nice.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I'm thinking you have to be either a pimp or a multi-millionaire to have that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (+lVUW)

105 On the books corporate sex whore should be illegal me thinks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (0OmEj)


If he filmed it then it's all good ... just part of CBS' pr0n division.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (j0Is4)

106 "So the "transactional" thing is obviously quid pro quo. You get a show, or top billing, or something."

Or a couple of Academy Awards...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (iIzG7)

107 92 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (LsBY9)

How do you think I got the Anchor job?
//Connie "Baster" Chung

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (qt4GF)

108 But but but but but but but but Trump!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (QQnQF)

109 Press conference announcing my new clients tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. EST.

Posted by: CPL at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (ctuyM)

110 Transactional?


Kinky.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

111 Reading this made me choke up a bit.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (nvMvs)

112 I don't give a fuck but they use this shit to destroy our side so turnabout is schaedenbonerific.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (BXMxN)

113 Is there a Mrs. Moonves? Cause I'm guessing that is going to be one rich divorcee.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (LOq4H)

114 The good news. There might be some openings for ball drainers so get those resume's out Weakly Standurds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (nAeGR)

115 >>I think all the Morons said, "on call bjs, that's a thing?".

I need this clarified. I'm about to negotiate an employment contract and this is one benefit I had not considered.

I am now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

116 Details Employee "On Call" To Provide Oral Sex
-----------

Dan Rather?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (fZcn6)

117 And the odds that they're ALL Democrats?

Posted by: Apostate at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (z2FAZ)

Yet they still wonder why we don't give a shit about Trump's Entertainment Tonight tape.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (oh+79)

118 Put it this way: CBS shareholders were not only paying a CEO to get blowjobs at work, they were also paying the blowee to perform said blowjobs at work, they may have only been paying / promoting / retaining them because they were blowjob-givers, and they will likely now have to pay out on sexual harassment suits.

No, this is not a victimless crime. Everyone whose 401k owns a mutual fund that invested in CBS is going to take a hit from this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (GBteo)

119 Piker.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (4e+hS)

120 Transactional
======

Do you get a receipt?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (//voU)

121 I'll suck any dick for 19.95!

Posted by: Pear Sceib at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (/NB++)

122 Please,please let some pretty boy confess that Kathleen Kennedy forces him to service her...

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (BXMxN)

123 This explains the negative performance review with the comment "employee bites - little advancement potential"

Posted by: Undocumented at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (/JA4t)

124 Is there a Mrs. Moonves? Cause I'm guessing that is going to be one rich divorcee.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM

Julie Chen who've I've always found fetching. Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (nAeGR)

125 I'm thinking you have to be either a pimp or a multi-millionaire to have that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (+lVUW)

Alas, I am neither.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (GBteo)

126 I wonder if this informed CBS coverage of the Bill Clinton presidency...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

127 "Personal Trainer Drainer"?

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (cqNba)

128 Moonves was getting more action then Shep at the I-75 Rest-area...

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (yhf6w)

129 Is Avenatti headed east?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (/dN1M)

130
It would have been worth owning one share of CBS just for the standing to sue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (LsBY9)

131 108
But but but but but but but but Trump!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (QQnQF)



I can see why they were so upset with him describing exactly how these people are on tape.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (0QYMt)

132 Yeah, but Brett Kavanaugh wrote "Boof" in his calendar in high school

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (Izzlo)

133 No brow jobs heah!

Posted by: Sony Pictures at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (hjaPQ)

134 As I read it, the on-call beejer thing could have been one or likely more people - I mean, vacations, sick days, late hours, working in the California office - whatever.

The 4 transactional relationships would be bend over and you get to read the news on the weekends. This is a violation of Federal and NY State law.




Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (ZfRYq)

135 Is there a Mrs. Moonves? Cause I'm guessing that is going to be one rich divorcee.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (LOq4H)


!0:1 she was getting nailed by the landscapers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (j0Is4)

136 >>>Transactional<<<

This is where they serve the salad

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (Z9C5C)

137 No, it's a publicly traded company, owned by
shareholders who are likely going to get stuck paying out on sexual
harassment suits against Mr. Transactional Blowjob.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 06:59 PM (GBteo)

https://tinyurl.com/y97vchmp

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (Evws/)

138 Julie Chen who've I've always found fetching. Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!

Angry, rich, revenge sex is the best!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (LOq4H)

139 on call blow jobs; the media world is one twisted place.

Posted by: IC at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

140 So CBS sucks in ways I hadn't even imagined...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

141 Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (nAeGR)


I like two of those things!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (t+qrx)

142 Pimpin aint easy

Posted by: America's chickennnza at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (vtd+q)

143 These Leftists are ll the same-getting the company or the government to pay for their tricks.

Trump paid out of his pocket for his pleasure--all with non-company 'friends'.

Just another reason to despise Trump.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (FUJZT)

144 Julie Chen who've I've always found fetching. Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (nAeGR)


Eh, that's how she got her news job. I don't think she could be ALL that mad at it.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

145 135 Yes,that is The Paolo's official title...
Paolo

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (BXMxN)

146 How could Moonves and his wife work at CBS and she heard none of this?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

147 you know were it not for the hypocrisy my official take would be who cares.


Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (MTjB1)

148 Trans-action?


That's hot.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

149 So, now that she's out of a job, how does the on-call fellatio artist list this on her resume?

"Personal Trainer"?
Posted by: mikeski at December 05, 2018 07:00 PM (P1f+c)

-----------------

Life Coach.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (ffYR/)

150 130
It would have been worth owning one share of CBS just for the standing to sue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (LsBY9)

Seriously. But I'm sure some plaintiffs attorneys have done their due diligence and have a guy who owns a share, so they can sue and get rich.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (GBteo)

151

I have chosen to live my life as a gay man and fight the NRA!

Posted by: Lester Moonpie at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (aKsyK)

152 Remember the glee they took in sinking Roger Ailes for just making sexual comments....

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (BXMxN)

153 https://tinyurl.com/y97vchmp

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 07:04 PM (Evws/)

Ha. Oops. Sorry. I have my literal hat on, I suppose.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (GBteo)

154 According to this article -- http://tinyurl.com/yao2wa2b -- his outsourcing of his sexual demands after he married Julie Chen. She may have satisfied his needs.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (iIzG7)

155 Madame Secretary is funny because Hollywood probably thinks that Hillary used to be attractive like Leoni.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (PUmDY)

156 17 Seriously. Can you even think of a movie where someone had BJ's "on-call"?
Posted by: Marcus T


Even Don Draper didn't have that. And he was hot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (+lVUW)

157 146
How could Moonves and his wife work at CBS and she heard none of this?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)


You don't understand how big the checks were....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (0QYMt)

158 What's the big deal? A blowjob isn't sex.

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (UdKB7)

159 someone has got to interview the blow job whore corps that were on call.


you know playboy would have done a whole month on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)

160 The "Tiffany Network"! And Amber, Fantasia, Stormy...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

161 #153

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (Evws/)

162 146 How could Moonves and his wife work at CBS and she heard none of this?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)


She was a transactional relationship. She had to know.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)

163
Will this be on "60 Minutes"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (LsBY9)

164 What am I, a potted plant?

Just want you to know I'm here for you, Les.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Ficus at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (DuAZ5)

165 Seriously. Can you even think of a movie where someone had BJ's "on-call"?

Posted by: Marcus T


That's some harem sort of stuff ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (j0Is4)

166 CBS. More like President of CBJ, am I right, fellas?

(Extends arm for high fives)

Posted by: Les Moonves at some bullcrap Democratic fundraising event at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (oh+79)

167 ulie Chen who've I've always found fetching. Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (nAeGR)

Eh, that's how she got her news job. I don't think she could be ALL that mad at it.
Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:05 PM

He probably convinced her back in the day, she was "special". I mean he did marry her. She's kind of a smoke show anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (nAeGR)

168 How could Moonves and his wife work at CBS and she heard none of this?


The wives of powerful men often don't care.

Like Her Thighness.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

169 She was a transactional relationship. She had to know.
Posted by: blaster at D



motherfucker! I was scrolling back through the comments to write that comment!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

170 No doubt that draft report had every page stamped 'Privileged and Confidential Attorney Work Product', so how did it get leaked?

CBS needs some new attorneys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (QLvwG)

171 >> Seriously. Can you even think of a movie where someone had BJ's "on-call"?


Coming to America's bath scene.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (/NB++)

172 Those beejer girls could have a future in Scope commercials.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (hjaPQ)

173 "...had an employee "on call" to perform oral sex..."

I'm retired, but I'm pretty sure my last employer didn't have this in their benefits plan.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (nvMvs)

174 160 The "Tiffany Network"! And Amber, Fantasia, Stormy...
Posted by: Lizzy

"Gold Jerry! Gold!"

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (LOq4H)

175 'Will this be on "60 Minutes"? '

They'll have to pad it a lot cause it probably only took like 5.

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (UdKB7)

176 Costanza defense 5.0

Posted by: soME mORON at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (ICWiF)

177 "He probably convinced her back in the day, she was "special". I mean he did marry her. She's kind of a smoke show anyway."

So, what you're saying is after the divorce, she'll be rich, single, and - ahem - extends the courtesy.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (iIzG7)

178 22 Was it secretly referred to as "Swifting"??
Posted by: andycanuck


Now that Taylor's gone anti-Trump, I'm fine with "Swifting" being used like that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (+lVUW)

179 so, when they go married was chen required to continue performing to keep her big brother gig?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

180 You know what media people? You need to stop lecturing us about everything like you're better people and are soooo much smarter and more sophisticated.

Because you are not. And you are really just left wing trash.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 05, 2018 07:09 PM (t0Z53)

181 >>How could Moonves and his wife work at CBS and she heard none of this?



She thought she was the only one.

This is just like Letterman, who was screwing his main female writer, while also nailing all his other female employees behind her back. He had a kid wih her and I think eventually married her?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

182 "Cut-and-dried case of sexual discrimination, unless he was making the same blow-jobbing opportunities available to both men and women."


The media won't really attack Moonves until a weeping CBS cross-dresser is on The View telling Joy Behar that Les just wasn't interested in him.

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (aR6p7)

183 170 No doubt that draft report had every page stamped 'Privileged and Confidential Attorney Work Product', so how did it get leaked?

CBS needs some new attorneys.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2018 07:08 PM (QLvwG)


https://tinyurl.com/ybm6of49

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

184 Wow!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (FhXTo)

185 Julie Chen who've I've always found fetching. Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:02 PM (nAeGR)

Is anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (QQnQF)

186 Andrea Mitchell got where she is by doing 'transactions' on Guglielmo Marconi.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

187 160 The "Tiffany Network"! And Amber, Fantasia, Stormy...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

Ha!

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:11 PM (Izzlo)

188 Will this be on "60 Minutes"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:07 PM

I can hear Andy Rooney.
You know what I hate, is that I had to suck Les' Cock any time he wanted. I mean sure, after the dentures, but still. I am just trying to keep my paychecks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:11 PM (nAeGR)

189 This does explain Shep Smith.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

190 Local news. Party unknown.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (2lndx)

191 186 Andrea Mitchell got where she is by doing 'transactions' on Guglielmo Marconi.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (oVJmc)



Was that after electricity?

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (NLLmE)

192 I'd say Chen is (still) a definite 1 on the old Scogg scale!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (f3oO4)

193 Now that Taylor's gone anti-Trump, I'm fine with "Swifting" being used like that.
Actually, I was thinking of the Jim Swift dick from Ace's deplatforming post below this one.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)

194 28
Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?

Who cares if he had whores?

I don't like whoring, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo


Because THEY (liberals in the media) are pretending that they give a shit about how women are treated.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (+lVUW)

195 s anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at D



dude, that is the best way. chen is kind of a big girl though. she is as tall as les.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

196 No brow jobs heah!
Posted by: Sony Pictures at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (hjaPQ)

Am I an asshole for laughing at this?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (QQnQF)

197 Scogg. That's another dropout. What is happening?

Are we losing Morons to the camps?

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (ZfRYq)

198 Makes you wonder what, or who, Walter Cronkite was doing.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (yhf6w)

199 ace, as has been pointed out previously -- when you embed tweets it fucks up the reloads. Can you talk to pixy about why that is?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (GBteo)

200 Was Brie Larson "on call" at Marvel Studios? Because that's the only way I can think of that she landed the role of Captain Marvel.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

201 "Andrea Mitchell got where she is by doing 'transactions' on Guglielmo Marconi."

I don't WANT to know what Helen Thomas did to get her first gig, back in the day. I just DON'T.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (iIzG7)

202 Saw the Air Force Special Flight 41 about an hour ago!

He should have told Dems to SUCK MY COCK on tax increases!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (JFO2v)

203 I hope CBS is bankrupted and destroyed.

Posted by: Ha at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (MAstk)

204 FOX is jumping the shark and saying Bush the Elder was "primarily" responsible for ending the Cold War.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (PUmDY)

205 Madame Secretary is funny because Hollywood probably thinks that Hillary used to be attractive like Leoni.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:06 PM (PUmDY)


Like Leoni now, right; not when she played the crazed nympho in Flying Blind? Because both of those are wrong, but one is *really* wrong.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (y7DUB)

206 ...instead of the reload going to my latest comment, it hops up the page somewhere and I have to scroll down, which makes my scrolling finger unhappy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (GBteo)

207 201 Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (iIzG7)

She gave great dictation....
//Hammurabi

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2018 07:14 PM (qt4GF)

208 I saw The Beejer Girls open for Meredith Brooks at the Cow Palace in '97.

Posted by: good show at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (APISg)

209 She was very attractive in Flirting With Disaster.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (PUmDY)

210 Am I to understand that the scolds who tore themselves to shreds over PDT's joke about "grabbing pussy" are themselves perpetrators of actual sexual misconduct? Does that mean they've lost the moral authority to accuse conservatives of misogyny and sexual misconduct 24/7?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

211 There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive - I think it was around the end of the first term, she had to get all purtied up.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

212 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM (GBteo)

Check your browser, Pale Moon seems to work just fine!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

213 Funny story; Letterman was at an Indy race sitting near a couple of my friends in one of the owners boxes. At the end of the race, he came over and thanked them for not bothering him.

My friends then asked Letterman who he was, and if he was 'famous or something'.

Which is why a) I love my friends, and b) Letterman is exactly the douche you always suspected he was.

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (aR6p7)

214 I don't WANT to know what Helen Thomas did to get her first gig, back in the day. I just DON'T.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM

Why do you think they called it moveable type.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (nAeGR)

215 On call blowjobs. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (pfCu1)

216 It was all part of my medical insurance policy... Prevention of DSB (dead sperm buildup to you plebs). .... Thats my story and Im sticking to it...so sue me

Posted by: Mooney at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (nzKWW)

217 194 28
Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?

Who cares if he had whores?

I don't like whoring, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

Because THEY (liberals in the media) are pretending that they give a shit about how women are treated.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Of course most women would quit their job if they were told that they had blow some self-important spray tan guy any time he wanted. The on call girls in this know exactly what they're doing. But these super liberals have to be hoisted on their own petards. No, I don't think petard is a synonym for penis.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (+lVUW)

218 Cuntry "music" sucks and Taylor Swift sucks and all those cowboy hat wearing prancing ponyboys rapping about their trucks and chicks and shit suck so fuck all those assholes.

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (UdKB7)

219 Is #metoo a pogrom yet?

Posted by: Wontsubmit at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (122Gu)

220 Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

"No, and shut up they explained!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (f3oO4)

221 Moonves was a slacker

JFK had virgin 18 YOs that were sucking dicks a pollside months after they arrived.
Willie might have fuked the entire West Wing staff and most of the SS agents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (JFO2v)

222 How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????

Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (iEQrt)

223 Were these "employees" qualified, under qualified, or over qualified for the job that they held?

Did CBS force them into employment at that facility? Were they coerced or physically bound to that facility?

It sounds as if these "employees", aside from the moonves bonus, were receiving monetary bonuses either because they were in a job they were under qualified for or if they were qualified for that job were receiving $transactional bonus$.

Now the credentialed prostitutes want a golden parachute.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (4/5px)

224 Just so's you all know, I like to think I keep The Horde "on call" to tickle my funny bone. In the "transactional" sense.

Ace has some fine bitches.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (kQs4Y)

225 Wasn't Julie the original side-piece for the 1st Mrs Moonves?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (cqNba)

226 f course most women would quit their job if they were told that they had blow some self-important spray tan guy any time he wanted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at D


well, you may be assuming facts not in evidence.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

227 Is anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (QQnQF)



Been there and done that with two different Dragon Ladies. In the San Fran area, we have a saying: The women who like men don't speak english well, and the women who speak english well, don't like men.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

228 Moonves to office boy: Here's 20 bucks. go down to Broadway and pick up a couple blowjobs. Bring me back one.

Posted by: soME mORON at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (ICWiF)

229 220 Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

"No, and shut up they explained!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (f3oO4)



Yeah. I thought so.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (TdMsT)

230 They're all scum, and cover for each other. All of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

231 I really feel deprived. I never worked anywhere where they had someone on call to give me oral sex. Just goes to show: There are two Americas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (3sjI6)

232 Network executives have 4 on call oral sex partners goes a long way to explain all the remakes being made these days.

They don't have the time or energy to read any new ideas.

Posted by: Big V at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (CGfsq)

233 Of course most women would quit their job if they were told that they had blow some self-important spray tan guy any time he wanted. The on call girls in this know exactly what they're doing. But these super liberals have to be hoisted on their own petards. No, I don't think petard is a synonym for penis.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (+lVUW)

Eh... I'm sure he found vulnerable girls with daddy issues who would take a six figure job in exchange for blowjobs and being told that they're hot and that they were special.

Star fuckers, in other words.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (GBteo)

234 https://tinyurl.com/ybm6of49





Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

Exactly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (QLvwG)

235 "... and all those cowboy hat wearing prancing ponyboys rapping about their
trucks and chicks and shit suck so fuck all those assholes."


More than a few of them are nothing more than Nickelback with a drawl. They've never even heard of George Jones or George Strait.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (iIzG7)

236 Did she also make coffee and bring donuts? I would like that too.

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (/rm4P)

237 "On call bjs". A career path I endorse.

Posted by: S Daniels at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (LOq4H)

238 ESPECIALLY if any corporate resources were malappropriated for blow jobs.

I'm sure Les went out and bought his own paper towels.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

239 >>ace, as has been pointed out previously -- when you embed tweets it fucks up the reloads. Can you talk to pixy about why that is?

That's adorable..

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (/tuJf)

240 222 How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (iEQrt)

I am guessing if he was busy, he would have his secretary pencil it in on the day planner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (pfCu1)

241 This is very unfair to Moonves. Interns had:

1 box saltines
1 6 pack sprite
1 oral b soft toothbrush
1 crest toothpaste family size

Was delivered each week and charged to interns account at cost!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (JFO2v)

242 238 ESPECIALLY if any corporate resources were malappropriated for blow jobs.

I'm sure Les went out and bought his own paper towels.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)


Terrycloth ensures a better experience.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (TdMsT)

243 Check your browser, Pale Moon seems to work just fine!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

Chrome. I only realized it was the embedded tweets doing it when someone else pointed it out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (GBteo)

244
Scogg. That's another dropout. What is happening?

Are we losing Morons to the camps?

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:13 PM


Changed his nic. I think he uses the word troll in the name. He's distinctive.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (e7O7B)

245 How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????
Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (iEQrt)

He has a series of buttons that when pushed activate a small LED light in the on-call person's wall. Kind of a bat signal for beejers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (xPJvm)

246 How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????

Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (iEQrt)

Pager/Beeper

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (QLvwG)

247 s anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at D



dude, that is the best way. chen is kind of a big girl though. she is as tall as les.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

By big, you don't mean the "few extra pounds" (landwhale) type big, I hope?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (QQnQF)

248 And what does the " on call for oral sex" calendar look like??

10:20- beejer for Mr M
( beejer cancelled - on phone with Mrs M)
10:40- lunch

11:45- copy ratings stats for Mr M

1:15- beejer for Mr M

Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (iEQrt)

249 Almost anything that hurts the left, like CBS, without hurting the right is A-OK in my book.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (aqpW6)

250 That's adorable..
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (/tuJf)

I'm thinking for the .7 beta, maybe it can be fixed? No?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (GBteo)

251
Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?
Who cares if he had whores?
I don't like whoring, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo


Normally I wouldn't but when NBC released the Access Hollywood tape of Trump commenting on this type of behavior they excoriated him for it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (TAmPV)

252 I think a lot of people are going down over this.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (qxq6t)

253 They've never even heard of George Jones or George Strait.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (iIzG7)


If you don't have a Hank Williams Senior CD or two, GTFO!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (f3oO4)

254 Daddy issues. Anyone recall Loveline, the radio show Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew used to do? Some really messed up girl would be talking about how messed up her sex life was, and they would talk over her betting how old she was when her dad left.

They were always right.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

255 I am guessing if he was busy, he would have his secretary pencil it in on the day planner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (pfCu1)

Moonves on VIP call
*hit red button*
*waits on intern*
*points to dick*

The bosses dick does not suck itself!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (JFO2v)

256 ESPECIALLY if any corporate resources were malappropriated for blow jobs.

I'm sure Les went out and bought his own paper towels.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)





Terrycloth ensures a better experience.
Posted by: Ladyl at D




les was hiring blowjob girsl without tongues?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (MTjB1)

257 'How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? '

Button on the desk.

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

258 "How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????"

I don't know why, but I'm envisioning that light-up number bar down at the diner, so waitresses would know which one of them had an order up.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:21 PM (iIzG7)

259 Wait. Moonves is Jewish- right? Only because I want to get my narratives correct.

Les will now be spending more time at temple, asking God for forgiveness, doing mitzvahs and schtupping the temple secretary behind the desk, while focusing more on his family.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 07:21 PM (ELo06)

260 dude, that is the best way. chen is kind of a big girl though. she is as tall as les.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

By big, you don't mean the "few extra pounds" (landwhale) type big, I hope?
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (QQnQF)



No, she looks great figure wise. Just unusually tall for an Asian girl.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2018 07:21 PM (ujg0T)

261 71 Is there an actual statute that Moonves broke?
====

Cut-and-dried case of sexual discrimination, unless he was making the same blow-jobbing opportunities available to both men and women.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 05, 2018 06:57 PM (0JUQP)


Definitely open to a lawsuit if both male and female employees were not offered an equal opportunity to get ahead.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 07:21 PM (1g7ch)

262 A big red easy button like the one Hillary gave the rusikes

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

263 Alternate CBS:

We'd rather not pay $120M to this guy. Kthx.

Posted by: MJ at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (gAMkn)

264 I'm thinking for the .7 beta, maybe it can be fixed? No?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (GBteo)


It is to laugh!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (f3oO4)

265 >>>I don't WANT to know what Helen Thomas did to get her first gig, back in the day. I just DON'T.<<<

Her father had the finest collection of brass engraving tools in the Bronze Age.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (Z9C5C)

266 "Am I to understand that the scolds who tore themselves to shreds over PDT's joke about "grabbing pussy" are themselves perpetrators of actual sexual misconduct? Does that mean they've lost the moral authority to accuse conservatives of misogyny and sexual misconduct 24/7?"


Let us remember the Access Hollywood tape accurately...

A. Trump said that if you were rich and on TV large numbers of women would let you just walk up and grab them.

Moonves proves that was an accurate statement.


B. Trump employs a lot of women, he says they're tougher than men, and not one of them has spoken a word about them hitting on them.


Not a lot of dems like Moonves seem to have that kind of track record, do they?


C. Bonus: Trump's first business partner for 13 years was a black woman He never mentions it when he's called a racist because he knows liberals would destroy her.


That is called "integrity".

Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (aR6p7)

267 Kind of related. DOJ had what I think was a second major scandal reported on by the IG. Again - "declined to prosecute". Of course, there may be good or technical reasons for this.


But I am now very very very far past giving DOJ the smallest benefit of the doubt, on anything. So - this is outrageous. This was a sexual harassment case, think the other one was, too. (For yukks, preposterous airhead soyboy Sasse is outraged, I tell you, and demanding DOJ investigate its handling of the Epstein pedo case - which is probably valid, but anything from that idiot is sort of self-marginalizing)


The appearance of impropriety, the appearance of criminality, the appearance of systematic outrageous criminality, now clouds the DOJ (and the FBI). Under conventional standards, they must act appropriately. Instead, they keep tripling down. Can hardly wait for the mumbled Soviet b.s of the next "big" IG report, on FISA abuse. Very very hard to believe Horowitz or his entire institution are capable of the most minimal self-correction on even the most egregious and consequential misbehavior.


Oh, but Andy McCarthy was again chiding Trump for his tweeting on judicial matters this week. Ol' Andy already looked pathetic one time, when he didn't believe DOJ/FBI would ever do what was shortly thereafter shown to have been done, on the Keystone Coup. He's going for Clintons-on-tour-to-empty-arenas level now.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (QDnY+)

268 >>Definitely open to a lawsuit if both male and female employees were not offered an equal opportunity to get ahead.

Or give ahead.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

269 Could also be a scheduling, 9:15 every morning or 12:45pm

Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (/rm4P)

270 There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive - I think it was around the end of the first term, she had to get all purtied up.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

You mean Carter's first term, right?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (QQnQF)

271 Loveline, the radio show Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew used to do? Some really messed up girl would be talking about how messed up her sex life was, and they would talk over her betting how old she was when her dad left.

They were always right.
Posted by: blaster at D




only heard it once or twice. one some girl was complaining that she kept waking up with her boyfriend shoving his dick in her mouth. the other was complaining that her boyfriend was trying to shove the twig and berries in during sex.

whenever you think you have problems it is good to let other people talk for a while.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

272 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Shut Up, You Know You Were Thinking It at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (hjaPQ)

273
Wait. Moonves is Jewish- right? Only because I want to get my narratives correct.

Schande vor die goyim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (LsBY9)

274 Button on the desk.

Posted by: freaked
________

Only one button? Amateur.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (T9f3V)

275 "A big red easy button like the one Hillary gave the rusikes"

There's a joke about an office-supply store and their "Easy" button in there, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (iIzG7)

276 Well, now you guys know why Andy Rooney was always so cranky.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (nAeGR)

277 Hank Snow

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (4/5px)

278 dude, that is the best way. chen is kind of a big girl though. she is as tall as les.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

By big, you don't mean the "few extra pounds" (landwhale) type big, I hope?
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:19 PM (QQnQF)


No, she looks great figure wise. Just unusually tall for an Asian girl.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at D



yeah, that is what I was suggesting, she is tall. then I googled it, they are both short, 5'5".

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (MTjB1)

279 Every last one of the people crying about Trump's affairs, every single producer making movies and director lecturing us on how we should behave are the worst kind of reprobates. Rapists, molesters, scum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+)

280
Les had prescription medication that said, "take 4X daily with BJ."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (LsBY9)

281 51
Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?
Who cares if he had whores?
I don't like whoring, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo


Normally I wouldn't but when NBC released the Access Hollywood tape of Trump commenting on this type of behavior they excoriated him for it
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 05, 2018 07:20 PM (TAmPV)


I'll tell you his sex life is a crime: he oversaw a company of New Puritans who made it their business to accuse conservatives a every kind of sexism and misogyny. You had better be as pure as the driven snow if you want to be a New Puritan.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:25 PM (TdMsT)

282 222
How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????

Posted by: kraken at December 05, 2018 07:16 PM (iEQrt)

Paging over the PA system. "Miss Round Heels to Mr. Moonves office. Miss Round Heels to Mr. Moonves office. Time to show him what you got."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 07:25 PM (0QYMt)

283 Hank Snow

Posted by: Braenyard
________

Snow for President!

Posted by: District 13 at December 05, 2018 07:25 PM (T9f3V)

284 No, she looks great figure wise. Just unusually tall for an Asian girl.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at D

yeah, that is what I was suggesting, she is tall. then I googled it, they are both short, 5'5".
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (MTjB1)



Arguably 5'5" IS still tall for an Asian girl. :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2018 07:25 PM (ujg0T)

285 I really feel deprived. I never worked anywhere where they had someone on call to give me oral sex. Just goes to show: There are two Americas.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 05, 2018 07:17 PM (3sjI6)

Neither did I! But then, I never worked anywhere.

Posted by: Barack 'I'm a catcher, not a pitcher' Obama at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (3sjI6)

286 Les had prescription medication that said, "take 4X daily with BJ."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (LsBY9)


Searches BCBS Anthem website for new doctor....

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)

287 Well hello Julie....Mooonves...River...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (nAeGR)

288 "There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive "


All babies are cute.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (4/5px)

289 Quid pro quo is against Federal and State law.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)

290 266 "Am I to understand that the scolds who tore themselves to shreds over PDT's joke about "grabbing pussy" are themselves perpetrators of actual sexual misconduct? Does that mean they've lost the moral authority to accuse conservatives of misogyny and sexual misconduct 24/7?"


Let us remember the Access Hollywood tape accurately...

A. Trump said that if you were rich and on TV large numbers of women would let you just walk up and grab them.

Moonves proves that was an accurate statement.


B. Trump employs a lot of women, he says they're tougher than men, and not one of them has spoken a word about them hitting on them.


Not a lot of dems like Moonves seem to have that kind of track record, do they?


C. Bonus: Trump's first business partner for 13 years was a black woman He never mentions it when he's called a racist because he knows liberals would destroy her.


That is called "integrity".
Posted by: Pointless Comment Generator at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (aR6p7)


VERY well put.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (TdMsT)

291 Don't see what all the fuss is about ... just seems like a few eager CBS Employees doing the jobs American Housewives won't do

I say import a few million more of 'em !!!

Posted by: Frank James at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (t/fPx)

292 Can it be just coincidence that Moonves became obsessed with beejers when Trump was elected?

Huh?

Posted by: Joy Behar at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (hjaPQ)

293 "What was my crime again?"

Posted by: Bob Packwood at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (LOq4H)

294 Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 07:22 PM (QDnY+)

I've never been able to understand why so many are citing Andrew McCarthy as a voice of integrity and reason. To me, he's just a very small step removed from the Deep State conspirators .

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (f3oO4)

295 211 There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive - I think it was around the end of the first term, she had to get all purtied up.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive

WTFO?? Did u just get out of prison then?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (JFO2v)

296 258 "How does " being on call" for oral sex work anyhow??? Texting, or sexting????"


it's free with Amazon Prime

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

297 >>>Really, someone tell me why this man's sex life is a crime?

Who cares if he had whores?
<<<

If getting your cock sucked on company time looked down upon, I don't want to be an senior level corporate executive.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 07:28 PM (Z9C5C)

298 you then have to wonder how many blows he got every day, what their annual compensation was, and what the average cost per blow was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

299 Every last one of the people crying about Trump's affairs, every single producer making movies and director lecturing us on how we should behave are the worst kind of reprobates. Rapists, molesters, scum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+)

That's probably one of the most satisfying aspects of the metoo trend; it was started as a weapon to burn Trump and it ended up biting the dems in the rear by exposing what utter deviants and creeps they are.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 05, 2018 07:29 PM (oh+79)

300 Earnest Tubb

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:29 PM (f3oO4)

301
Makes you wonder what the "Officer Compensation" section of the CBS Annual Report read like.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:29 PM (LsBY9)

302 you then have to wonder how many blows he got every day, what their annual compensation was, and what the average cost per blow was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:28

I told everyone, that's why Andy Rooney was so cranky all the time. Nice pension you got Andy, be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (nAeGR)

303 No wonder he's always seen smiling.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (C+wjz)

304 @217 Of course most women would quit their job if they were told that they had blow some self-important spray tan guy any time he wanted. The on call girls in this know exactly what they're doing. But these super liberals have to be hoisted on their own petards. No, I don't think petard is a synonym for penis.

---------------------

My last job was for a big company in the entertainment industry. On more than one occasion after the Weinstein news went public, I had multiple conversations with women in the industry - always in their forties or fifties - that basically amounted to, "Rape is bad. But a lot of the women working in the industry who slept with these guys weren't raped. They consented knowing that it would advance their respective careers."

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (Fp6vo)

305 280
Les had prescription medication that said, "take 4X daily with BJ."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:24 PM (LsBY9)
real Rx would say qid

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (JFO2v)

306 KAPOW! To the moon, Alice!

Posted by: Les Moonves at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (hjaPQ)

307 and Management Knowing About Moonves' Misconduct But Doing Nothing

Umm...why would we tax the rich when we still hope to become the rich?

Posted by: Management at December 05, 2018 07:30 PM (lK7fO)

308 it's free with Amazon Prime
Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)



BRB, checking my Prime membership.

Posted by: Bert G at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (OMsf+)

309 Heads up to the single rons, Sounds like she'll be on the market AND rich AND mad!
Posted by: Minnfidel

I like two of those things!
Posted by: hogmartin


That ain't bad.

Posted by: Meatloaf at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (P1f+c)

310 Searches BCBS Anthem website for new doctor....

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)


Dude, when you find the right doctor, please post the health care plan 800 number here!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (f3oO4)

311 298 you then have to wonder how many blows he got every day, what their annual compensation was, and what the average cost per blow was

We're gonna need a better math co-processor..

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (LOq4H)

312 See BS: dishonest in one thing, dishonest in all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (xPNLF)

313 When a man can't get a hummer on company time ... on the company dime ... the terrorists really have won.

Posted by: Frank James at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (t/fPx)

314 295, she was always heinous. Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (PUmDY)

315 Anderson Cooper works there



but you wouldn't have to pay him to blow a dude.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (nFwvY)

316 Lefty Frizzell

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (4/5px)

317 Under conventional standards, they must act appropriately. Instead, they keep tripling down.

We're busy. Do you have any idea how many prior felons on probation for minor gun charges are walking around with doobies right now!!

Posted by: Yay for DOJ at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

318 Time will tell, but Flynn sentencing thing bringing unsung felonies (esp. lead of Flynn surveillance take) into better focus. Warner of VA looking like possible perp, based on circumstantial evidence.


Sadly I only rate the chances at 10%, but pretty certain that if actual crimes and actual evidence were pursued in all these related matters, it would spark a bonfire that would consume most of the big names we all know, as well as the reputations of several major institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

319 I announced this last thread, but in case you missed it, you can order the Chik-Fil-A sandwich with BACON.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (ZfRYq)

320 Amazon had those buttons you could put on things like your washing machine to order more detergent from Amazon. Maybe it was something like that.

Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

321 Guy I grew up with went to Bucknell with Moonves. He told me years ago if Les isn't tapping the talent, he would blow a donkey in Times Square.

Surprise!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (ELo06)

322 Because they are better than us, you know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (UsCnO)

323 There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive - I think it was around the end of the first term, she had to get all purtied up.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

What are you, nuts?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (oh+79)

324 Blow me
Whoa a kiss when you leave me

Posted by: Regular joe at December 05, 2018 07:32 PM (7PllL)

325
308 it's free with Amazon Prime

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)


"Alexa..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (LsBY9)

326 "Rape is bad. But a lot of the women working in the industry who slept with these guys weren't raped. They consented knowing that it would advance their respective careers."

Posted by: junior
________

They should have consulted me.

Posted by: Newspeak Dictionary at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (T9f3V)

327 Tex Ritter

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

328 would be really sad if he was only getting one every other day or something. not meeting his fiduciary duties if he is not working these whore to maximum. want maxium roi on every asset in firm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)

329 @185 Is anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....
----------------

Apparently quite a few people. IIRC, a little while after the faked Michelle Malkin bikini pic turned up, rumors started to surface about people on prog sites saying that they wanted to hate f**k her.

Draw your own conclusions...

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (Fp6vo)

330
So basically, every negative stereotype, rumor, and legend about show business from the beginning of time is true. An industry full of people who know all about this stuff and keep quiet. Everyone, from the guy who sweeps the floor on up has to know this stuff. All the retarded actors who virtue-signal about Trump know this stuff, but say nothing. Omerta.

When you're rich, they let you grab them by the ears, hey Les?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (iMhrm)

331 Jimmie Rogers

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (f3oO4)

332 Wait a second.....having an employee on call to blow me is NOT ok???

Shit. Now you tell me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (ARUkE)

333 196 No brow jobs heah!
Posted by: Sony Pictures at December 05, 2018 07:03 PM (hjaPQ)

Am I an asshole for laughing at this?
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:12 PM (QQnQF)

bro job
ely body getting bro job
why we no have bro job
my bro in raw he razy no worky
get him bro job
i tiled payin hes birls

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:34 PM (JFO2v)

334 so, were the whores under contract? would cbs be able to assign their contracts in the event les leaves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

335 the metoo trend; it was started as a weapon to burn Trump and it ended up biting the dems in the rear

Funny thing about projection, isn't it? It's like a drunk turning us in because "they're all over the road!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 07:35 PM (QrTqV)

336 s anybody here really desperate enough to hop into bed with a cute angry Asian?

Besides me that is....
----------------

Apparently quite a few people. IIRC, a little while after the faked Michelle Malkin bikini pic turned up, rumors started to surface about people on prog sites saying that they wanted to hate f**k her.

Draw your own conclusions...
Posted by: junior at D



well, not to nitpick but I think her wants her to hate fuck him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

337 Sounds like CBS should have used independent contractors for that.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

338 I've never been able to understand why so many are citing Andrew McCarthy as a voice of integrity and reason. To me, he's just a very small step removed from the Deep State conspirators .
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:27 PM (f3oO4)


His problem is that he worked with every fucking one of them and is in complete denial about what they did because they seemed like really really good people.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

339 so, were the whores under contract? would cbs be able to assign their contracts in the event les leaves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)


And a whole new area of contract law just opened up!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (f3oO4)

340 would not be hard to fuck michelle malkin while she was angry have never seen her not angry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (MTjB1)

341 Wait a second.....having an employee on call to blow me is NOT ok???

Shit. Now you tell me.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (ARUkE)

What really pisses me off about stories like this is that I wish I'd have had enough guts in life, panach, gall, whatever to demand something like this from people.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (QQnQF)

342 nood

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (ABjxW)

343 >>>There was a period when Hillary was reasonably attractive - I think it
was around the end of the first term, she had to get all purtied up.<<<

Toxic femininity is the reason why our Republic is being flushed like an aborted fetus.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (Z9C5C)

344 I am sure this has been said

but
sucking the dicks american women wont suck!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:37 PM (JFO2v)

345 You mean Carter's first term, right?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:23 PM (QQnQF)


John Carter of Mars?

Posted by: Tars Tarkas' Smarter Brother at December 05, 2018 07:37 PM (9gHOW)

346 Sounds like CBS should have used independent contractors for that.
Posted by: blaster at D




would have gone with either h1b of h3 visas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:37 PM (MTjB1)

347 Right now, the CBS Legal Division is inserting into every new contract:

"Section 37, Sub-Section 16(a): if we every have to fire you for being the center of a public scandal, your retirement and your severance package are null and void."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:37 PM (iIzG7)

348 so, were the whores under contract? would cbs be able to assign their contracts in the event les leaves?

Posted by: yankeefifth
________

They were on assignment, covering the war in Beejeristan. They could just peddle their resumes over at NBC.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (T9f3V)

349 Louvin Brothers

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (y7DUB)

350 Posted by: Captain Hate at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

Perception Bias.

I'm working with these people every dayon important stuff, they can't possibly be corrupt!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (f3oO4)

351 you know the best way to make sure you always have great sex with michelle malkin is to get five mins in and suggest we really do not need more border enforcement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

352 @326 They should have consulted me.
Posted by: Newspeak Dictionary at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (T9f3V)
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Note the extra little comment that I included in there about how all of the women who initiated those conversations were in their forties or fifties...

I don't think that was a coincidence. These were the women who had been around long enough to know just how far some people would go to advance their careers (spoiler warning - the answer is "as far as it takes"). Some of the things that the women I spoke to said made it clear that they were upset with the hypocrisy of the whole mess.

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (Fp6vo)

353 Mother Maybelle

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:39 PM (f3oO4)

354 When a man can't get a hummer on company time ... on the company dime ... the terrorists really have won.
Posted by: Frank James at December 05, 2018 07:31 PM (t/fPx)

This should be the title of a blog post.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (QQnQF)

355 335 the metoo trend; it was started as a weapon to burn Trump and it ended up biting the dems in the rear


the Trump Curse.


even a retard will stop touching a hot stove, but elites are such inbreds they can't figure it out.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (nFwvY)

356 Bill was a big Jimmy Soul fan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 07:41 PM (PUmDY)

357 Charlie Pride

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 07:41 PM (4/5px)

358 The backstory is that Sumner Redstone (actually his daughter Shari Redstone) and Moonves were locked in a battle over remerging fading Viacom with CBS which was doing better. The Redstones are the majority shareholder in both corporations. Moonves was trying to get CBS out from under the Redstones. Now CBS is trying to vacate the poison pill parachute that Moonves negotiated but the board member being involved complicates the issue.

Now the challenge is whether Sumner Redstone was mentally competent to give Shari Redstone control over most of the Redstone stock due to a lawsuit from a livein girlfriend of Sumner.

There really is not a "good" guy in sight at these media corporations. The Murdochs don't come off much better at Fox and Disney ain't looking so hot as ESPN paid top dollar and is receiving less and less adverts. Comcast NBC content is swirling down the toilet. Basically most of these legacy media corps are not really prepared for the death and decline of its Boomer media audience.

Narrowcasting is probably the future of media.

Posted by: whig at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (ROzyM)

359 129 as fast as his Yugo will pedal...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (5t7Yo)

360
They've never even heard of George Jones or George Strait.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:18 PM


Have they heard of George Gay?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

361 Patsy Cline

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (f3oO4)

362 I am definitely asking for a raise!!

Posted by: American at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (ZV44z)

363 2 comments- what "journalists" blew him and for what? and 2- clearly nina burleigh offering slick willie a beejer for "choice" wasn't an outlier

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (87EdW)

364 He just had bj mistresses on call?! Matt Lauer had a lockable sex room and fucked women. Moonves is such a light weight. No wonder NBC is better than CBS.

Posted by: flukeboy at December 05, 2018 08:48 PM (iOBuF)

365 CBS Employee Handbook, page 47.
Code Blue over the intercom = Moonves is hurting for a squirting.

Posted by: Jolo at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (y09j5)

366 "Details Employee "On Call" To Provide Oral Sex..."

It's good to be KING!

Posted by: RobertM at December 05, 2018 10:23 PM (Aflww)

367 Shari Redstone is laughing her head off right about now.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 06, 2018 04:00 PM (IxDhF)

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