Whew! Creepy Porn Lawyer Announces He Will Not Be Humiliated by Running For President and Being Totally Crushed

He's not running due to his "family's" concerns-- I assume this doesn't mean the wife he's divorced of the other wife he's dragging his heels on finalizing his divorce from.

"I do not make this decision lightly -- I make it out of respect for my family," Avenatti said Tuesday in a statement. "But for their concerns, I would run."

He also said he wanted to "spend more time with my domestic violence victims."

Speaking of Democrat presidential wannabes who put unwelcome hands on unwilling women, Joe Biden says he's obviously the most qualified to run for president.

At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden said he thinks he is the "most qualified person in the country to be president."

The Delaware native said his decision about a bid for the White House is coming in the next six weeks to two months. Biden's aides confirmed to ABC News that he thinks the most pressing issues the nation faces now -- foreign policy and helping the middle class -- are "in his wheelhouse."

"I know, as I said, that I'm called middle-class Joe," Biden said at an October rally for the midterms.

Joe Biden may call himself "middle-class Joe," but he molests women on an Elite level.

Touching.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:09 PM




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1 Too bad.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (BXMxN)

2 Downright noble.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (KVMek)

3 Too bad.
It would have made an amusing primary.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (88+cf)

4 Serial groper Joe Biden and his mini strokes will be entertainig.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (BXMxN)

5 C'mon Ocasio-Cortez you know you here that little whisper. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (IRSBy)

6 Who calls him middle class Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MkcN1)

7 >>middle-class Joe

Middle class Joe who made $175k a year as a Senator for a hundred years, then something like $240k a year (with all expenses paid!) as VP.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (GBteo)

8 6 Who calls him middle class Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MkcN1)

His household staff, maybe?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (GBteo)

9 Remember when Anthony Wiener was being groomed as a future Presidential hopeful?

Instead, he ended up grooming his balls and any number of underaged girls.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (/NB++)

10 VIVA BETO 2020!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (88+cf)

11
You make it sound like all Paste Eatin Joe does is nuzzle and molest women. That's not so, he also nuzzles and molests young girls.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (imow9)

12 Prell or Vidal Sasoon?
Thats is the question!!!

Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (xqfqx)

13 Old White Man Joe Biden best qualified because white.

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (K3B2k)

14 I thought it was Lunch Bucket Joe?

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (/NB++)

15 Biden's Secret Service details sees 100% more old man balls than Hillary's.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (BXMxN)

16 President of The Paste Eating States of America

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (XZ3Gp)

17
7 >>middle-class Joe

Middle class Joe who made $175k a year as a Senator for a hundred years, then something like $240k a year (with all expenses paid!) as VP.
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That's just walking around money. Check out how much he gets from the Credit Card industry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)

18 Biden is a caricature of a parody..........

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (ffWPP)

19 Did you say "touching" after talking about Joe Biden?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)

20 Run, Forrest...er, Joe, Run!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

21 Joe has +12 enchanted fingers!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (Evws/)

22 Joe Biden's son milking Ukraine's IMF fund.

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (K3B2k)

23 Joey's got a Fevah, and the only prescription: more groping.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

24 Now, can Avanattti get a message through to Hillary?

Posted by: OCBill at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (df+Zi)

25 Joe is every bit as experienced, accomplished and competent as Hillary. All of his experiences are cautionary tales. All of his accomplishments are failures. All this adds up to huge incompetence.

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (3HNOQ)

26
Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

https://tinyurl.com/ycacsojz

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (r+sAi)

27 Clinton/Biden 2020..... please, God.......

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ffWPP)

28 Trying to wrap my head around why he thinks he is still relevant. That must be one heck of an ego to haul around.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (JUOKG)

29 Joe will take Putin out behind the barn and punch his lights out!

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

30 so, one less creept democrap clown running for preznit?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (8D42x)

31 I'm reading as many thirty candidates will compete in the democrat primary hunger games..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ICWiF)

32 I could only watch a little of the video because Biden is so creepy, but the first woman looked freaked out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (AllCR)

33 5 C'mon Ocasio-Cortez you know you here that little whisper. DO IT DO IT DO IT.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (IRSBy)


C'mon. No unqualified idiot would consider running after spending only two years in Washington, even with an affirmative action head-start. /sarc

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (9rXxD)

34 Our country is rapidly becoming a laughing stock. Seriously.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

35 I'm crushed

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (OXTgr)

36 And I've got Joe's election theme song all ready:

https://youtu.be/2TqSyvdqn9c?t=6

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

37 I want to get close to America. Really reach out and feel its pulse. And its heartbeat. And smell its hair. Maybe rub its shoulders, ever so gently... [breathing intensifies]

Posted by: Joe "sometimes when we touch" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

38 Joe Biden for president and CPL for vice-president. All time creepy ticket.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (MkcN1)

39 Is there anyone on the dim side qualified to run. Who will run?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

40 Sheriff Joe would have to bring his own paste-ry chef to the White House.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (a2vo1)

41 My friend sent a Stormy Daniel blowjob video to me

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (OXTgr)

42 Unfortunately, I get ads on my computer right now. I have to do ad blocker. The ad between this and the other article on gay priests has a title about "grooming" Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (AllCR)

43 Well creepy lawyer isn't the most stupidest one

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (/rm4P)

44 Beta/Tank Abrams 2020 - Because something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)

45 What we need is a two candidate primary death spiral of Dem donors between California and New York. Imagine the damage that can be had if Silicon Valley wanted a different candidate than Goldman Sachs? It would be like WWII.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

46 39 Is there anyone on the dim side qualified to run. Who will run?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

They'll all run.

Who will win the nom and get squashed?

I'd put a fin on Corey Booker. People have nostalgia for a cock curious, clean black man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

47 As a Puerto Rican girl of color born in the Bronx my family had to struggle without having a wheelhouse like white people had, such as Joe Biden.

Americans need candidates for president like me, in touch with the concerns of average Americans who can't afford a separate house for their wheels.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5)

48 So... WHAT qualifies a person to be President???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)

49 Avenatti/Biden 2020 : For The Ladies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (4e+hS)

50 Oh Joe Biden is certain to run this time. He wanted to last time I think but Hillary made sure that didn't happen. What cracks me up is that both he and some folks here think he has a shot.

Don't get me wrong, if the DNC works the system and he ends up somehow being the nominee, he has a shot, that's the place we are in this country now. But he's never even gotten 10% of the vote at any time the two attempts he ran for president. He is not wanted or liked, he's a terrible candidate. And he's a dreaded evil white man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)

51 Is there anyone on the dim side qualified to run. Who will run?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)

There's no one on either side qualified. Anyone who ran on the GOP side in 2016 should be instantly disqualified for being unable to beat Trump.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (J70i0)

52 Little Lupe makes things happen in my pants.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (vtcmf)

53 How can he possibly decide against running, given that he's the most qualified?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (MkcN1)

54
Thanks to Joe Biden protecting the abusive credit card companies who set up shop in Delaware I haven't had a credit card in a couple of decades.

I guess I really should thank him. Except I got fvcked pretty thoroughly for a while.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (e7O7B)

55 Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (OXTgr)

Maybe you should reconsider your friendship.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (AllCR)

56 41 My friend sent a Stormy Daniel blowjob video to me
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (OXTgr)

You have a good friend.

She can work a pole, whatever her flaws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

57 At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden

The book was "Goodnight Moon", wasn't it.

Posted by: intellectual capacity at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (sZRzw)

58 Don't get all excited about Cortez running, she's 29.
Now, I know she thinks she can run,
and I know she'll get a campaign going to do it,
and she'll probably fly around and give speeches and have gatherings,
and a whole bunch of goofy fucking Democrats will donate to her campaign,

but she has to be 35 years old.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)

59 I want Rob Reiner to run for POTUS.

Meathead for the Head!

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (3HNOQ)

60 I live by one creed since I'm just one of the guys.
Eight to Eighty
Blind, Crippled or Crazy

Posted by: Joe Big f'n Deal Bite Me at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ICWiF)

61

He wants to spend more time with his family.

'Family' is what he calls my orifices...

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (Re9MM)

62 I'm reading as many thirty candidates will compete in the democrat primary hunger games..
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ICWiF)

------------

Watching them try to out Socialist each other in the primaries and then move to the Center for the general should be entertaining.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ffYR/)

63 50 Oh Joe Biden is certain to run this time. He wanted to last time I think but Hillary made sure that didn't happen. What cracks me up is that both he and some folks here think he has a shot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)

He's 76 years old.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (GBteo)

64 Reg'lurJoe washing his Trans Am photo op. Because that's ordinary folkses do.

The Grift.

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (K3B2k)

65 I'm confused

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (OXTgr)

66 57 At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden

The book was "Goodnight Moon", wasn't it.
Posted by: intellectual capacity at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (sZRzw)

Lolita

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

67 I've got a feel for America...I'll just take the problem in hand...and then soothe our country's aches...yeah baby...

Posted by: Joe "sometimes when we touch" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

68 Joe Biden is like the Dunning Kruger effect brought to life. Complete with bad hair plugs.

And Roman hands and Russian fingers, IYKWIM

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (RKQ/v)

69 Beta/Tank Abrams 2020 - Because something

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)

Wouldn't that be "Beta/Gappa 2020"?

Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (tOP4K)

70 WHAT qualifies a person to be President???

According to the US Constitution: someone who is a natural born citizen of 35 years or older.

According to logic and reason: A leader who understands the world and economics, the constitution, and is a virtuous person that the nation can look up to rather than be embarrassed by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)

71 So can someone help me here? How many times can a national politician do creepy things with little girls in public, and still be considered a leading Democrat party presidential candidate?


I am looking for an over/under number here.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (UsCnO)

72 65 I'm confused
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (OXTgr)

Well whatever you do, don't cut your nads off.

A little confusion is normal at certain ages.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

73 It looks like the Dems will base their next presidential candidate on who's the last to stroke out.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (MkcN1)

74 Damn you, Trump! DAAAAMMMMN YOU!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (sf1AO)

75 Why is it that the party of youth and diversity has nothing but white septuagenarians as their 2020 hopefuls?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (GBteo)

76 What's that?? Diddle-ass Joe?

I'm sure Biden's diddled a lot of ass over the past 45 years.

Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)

77 Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

--

When you consider where modern society and tech is, that's a short trip to the part where you control that same society and who is able to participate.

The jews were given yellow stars, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0NAbP)

78 WE LIVE IN A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHEN DONAL TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT IN OVER 100 YEARS AND THERE ARE NO CONCEIVABLE REPLACEMENTS.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0OmEj)

79 Cortez/Prof Irwin Corey 2020

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (ICWiF)

80 I hope Trump wins again, because if he loses to one of these other idiots, then I look like the biggest idiot of all.

Posted by: Hillary Robsham Clinton at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (uloIh)

81 tinfoil baby... are you an 'ette, perchance???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (ffWPP)

82 76 What's that?? Diddle-ass Joe?

I'm sure Biden's diddled a lot of ass over the past 45 years.
Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)

"Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, diddle-ass Joe?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)

83 So can someone help me here? How many times can a national politician do creepy things with little girls in public, and still be considered a leading Democrat party presidential candidate?

If he supports abortion: infinite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (39g3+)

84 So all Dems except Avennati are running. Man, he's gonna get a lot of robocalls.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (hjaPQ)

85 Munch fuck-it Joe??

I'm sure Biden's done a lot of that over the past 45 years.

Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (Evws/)

86 I bet all 3 people that were there for his book tour were really excited.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (HNU3P)

87 I'm confused

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM


You're confused? I wanna know who snatched the 'i' out of your nic. Bob at NSA up to his old tricks?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (e7O7B)

88 It's always fun to remember when ol' Paste Eatin' Joe outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (0NAbP)

89 48 So... WHAT qualifies a person to be President???
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)

Used to be 35 and Natural Born Citizen, but one of those is no longer in effect.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

90 So... WHAT qualifies a person to be President???
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)

--------------

It would seem that being a billionaire Real Estate developer is a great qual, but in reality, no one is qualified. It is purely learning on the job.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (ffYR/)

91 So, Biden / Beto......Gropey and The Drunk FTW!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (F4u7C)

92 Fenelon scolded me, I'm sorry

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (OXTgr)

93 78 WE LIVE IN A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHEN DONAL TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT IN OVER 100 YEARS AND THERE ARE NO CONCEIVABLE REPLACEMENTS.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0OmEj)

And then he begins creating his patriarchs and sends them out into the galaxy.

Begun, the Imperium of Man, has...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

94 Didn't some recent kiss up article talk about how he showers at the end of the day because he works hard?

It's almost like he's trying to position himself as a man of the people.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (wSGZR)

95 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (GBteo)

There are plenty of people under 60 who can run-Michelle, Oprah, Spartacus, Kamala. Beto

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (AllCR)

96 Choo choo Joey was an engineer...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (6qErC)

97 @45 What we need is a two candidate primary death spiral of Dem donors between California and New York. Imagine the damage that can be had if Silicon Valley wanted a different candidate than Goldman Sachs? It would be like WWII.
----------------------

I don't think Silicon Valley is quite ready to push it *that* far yet.

But give it a decade or so...

Posted by: junior at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Fp6vo)

98 I will have to admit Joe's hair plugs worked out well for him. So qualified but not Andy Jackson qualified. See Honey Badger.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (2LelM)

99 Biden gets his hands on the ball a lot but does he ever score?

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Y274z)

100 92 Fenelon scolded me, I'm sorry
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (OXTgr)


Ah, it happens.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (ffWPP)

101 I guess we should be starting a pool on which Dem announces first and the date.

I say Harris on Feb 12th.

Bring it Horde.

Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

102 Look at the bright side: Joe won t need SS protection. He is an expert on shotgun defense.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (a2vo1)

103 Slo Joe hasn't got a prayer of winning the primary. he is a worn out has been.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (mpXpK)

104 Rupret LOVES to run.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)

105 Bob Bechtel March 3rd...

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (ffWPP)

106 71 So can someone help me here? How many times can a national politician do creepy things with little girls in public, and still be considered a leading Democrat party presidential candidate?


I am looking for an over/under number here.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (UsCnO)

If he's a DemonRat he could go full-tilt Satanic sex and ritual sacrifice deflowering on pay per view and he would get a pass.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

107 I'll run.
I realize I'm a conservative type.
But I could learn to grope hot women, or slightly hot women, or women who
would have been hot when we were both younger.
I can get a DNA check to be sure I'm 1/4096 Native American.
I can be well groomed, and almost articulate.
I can learn to cheat, and lie.

oh, shit.
There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)

108 I wonder if creepy porn lawyer has finally figured out that CNN is not going to take his calls

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (WaxcS)

109 88 It's always fun to remember when ol' Paste Eatin' Joe outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (0NAbP)

Not Senator Boyfriend's most shining hour...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

110 From that Apple CEO speech:

"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a moment of trial is a sin."

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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (0NAbP)

111 Accidental Cortez will hit the GAiNZZZ while in DC and will have rocking body with that Shrek Donkey face.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (rwVFm)

112 I don't think the Democrats could go wrong with Joe Biden and Jerry Brown for 2020.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)

113 104 Rupret LOVES to run.....
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)

LOL

"May I go to the bathroom brother?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

114 Biden gets his hands on the ball a lot but does he ever score?
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Y274z)


If you call unwanted groping a touchdown, yes. He's the all-time points leader.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (F4u7C)

115 Whew! An Avenatti-Biden ticket would have defeated Trump easily. We dodged a bullet here, guys!

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)

116 @62 I'm reading as many thirty candidates will compete in the democrat primary hunger games..
-----------------

Hopefully there will be some ferocious infighting that will drain donation piggy banks, and leave the Dems broke after the primaries finish up.

Posted by: junior at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (Fp6vo)

117 The jews were given yellow stars, right?
---------------------------
Only because they were good at math.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)

118 Can't I just eat my taco?

Posted by: Beto "Taco" O'Rourke at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (hjaPQ)

119 Lovin, touchin, squeezen was from which journey album again? Too lazy to look up...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)

120 "May I go to the bathroom brother?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK


"Ttttthhhhhhhhank you....."

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (F4u7C)

121 I don't think Biden gets through the Dem primary, but he would have outperformed Hillary had he been the nominee instead of collapsing Hillary.

Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (UfkIY)

122 Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (OXTgr)

I wasn't scolding you. Maybe being a woman who doesn't have friends sending me porno I don't understand it. I would be irritated if they did that ad it would be a complete change of anything that had done before. Plus I think if I wanted to, I could find my own porno.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (AllCR)

123 I must protest, you are unfairly maligning Joe Biden. He is a man of the modern era, and does not discriminate in his attentions.

https://i.___ur.com/UmGJGmO.jpg

Posted by: rosignol at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (alllY)

124 My friend sent a Stormy Daniel blowjob video to me
I hope you didn't catch a virus.

Oh. Video.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (Evws/)

125 Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

Cook has a weird habit of using Christian lingo to push his own personal views.

Example:
"I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."

Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)

126 26

Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.
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Add him to the List.

Posted by: Your Azz is Getting Karma'ed for the Dumb Shit You Do at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)

127 You forgot, "Hair Sniffer." Or is it, Herr Sniffer?

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (jGvbj)

128 Choo choo Joey was an engineer...
Fucking guy has done nothing except suck the govt tit his entire life.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (88+cf)

129 Joe Biden gives ME the creeps! Sheesh.

Posted by: Rapin' Bill Jeff Clinton at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

130 119 Lovin, touchin, squeezen was from which journey album again? Too lazy to look up...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)

" Abbey Road", I think....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (ffWPP)

131 115 Whew! An Avenatti-Biden ticket would have defeated Trump easily. We dodged a bullet here, guys!
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)

We did!

Though Biden's "Make Paste Taste Great Again" campaign is still a growing threat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

132 >>Lovin, touchin, squeezen was from which journey album again?


You are thinking of The Carpenters

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (/NB++)

133 It occurred to me that the tech companies know every conservative,every Trump supporter in the country.Who we are,where we live.Except for the vanishing few that use no technology.How long before voting for Trump is enough to get you fired from tpyour job?How long before they SWAT gun owners in blue states?

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

134 At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden said he thinks he is the "most qualified person in the country to be president."



Besides the, err, current President, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (yUvkN)

135 Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (rwVFm)

Just curious. Are you Uncle Palpatine under a new handle?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (AllCR)

136

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Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

137 #89 soon a Prezidential candidate will claim that since their mom carried their birth egg they will be able to be able to run at say...17 years old from birth.

Occasional Cortex...come on down!

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (Y274z)

138 Lovin, touchin, squeezen was from which journey album again?

Evolution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+)

139 To be honest, Tulsi Gabbard is the most biggest threat to Trump. But the establishment DNC will NEVER allow her to win.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (rwVFm)

140 133 It occurred to me that the tech companies know every conservative,every Trump supporter in the country.Who we are,where we live.Except for the vanishing few that use no technology.How long before voting for Trump is enough to get you fired from tpyour job?How long before they SWAT gun owners in blue states?
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

I wonder myself.

Buy ammo, keep your eyes open, vote and relax.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

141
So can someone help me here? How many times can a national politician do creepy things with little girls in public, and still be considered a leading Democrat party presidential candidate?

If he supports abortion: infinite
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And if that doesn't work he can choose to live his life as a gay man and fight against the NRA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

142 110 From that Apple CEO speech:

"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a moment of trial is a sin."

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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Tim Cook only likes to take it{/i] up the ass. He's a "bottom," in the local parlance. As long as you don't critiicize bottoms, you're go to go.

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

143 Joe Biden has a wheelhouse? Like a Winnebago??

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (sf1AO)

144 "I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)


I'm not sure that's how it works......God's book kinda states that differently.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (F4u7C)

145 Beto O'Rourke can make Joey Biden his Secretary of State. Just think of all the foreign women Joey can fondle, without DOCTOR Jill around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

146 Sigh. Unitalic.

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

147 I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong"

See, that'd be wrong.

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (6qErC)

148 you're go to go = you're good to go.

And unitaliced.

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (c+2jX)

149 136

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Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

That better be a tongue depressor...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)

150 Maybe I get better friends Fenelon

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (OXTgr)

151 135 Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (rwVFm)

Just curious. Are you Uncle Palpatine under a new handle?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (AllCR)

No Ma'am.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (rwVFm)

152 prageru.com why does america spend so much on israel
https://youtu.be/dxE_UUrbMNA
Only up yesterday and there are already 5.9K anti Israeli/ Semitic comments

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (/rm4P)

153 http://bit.ly/2PiOlKs
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Grassley Accuses Fusion GPS Founder Of Giving 'Extremely Misleading' Testimony The Daily Caller
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Seat getting kind of hot??

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (BqBId)

154 It occurred to me that the tech companies know every conservative,every Trump supporter in the country.Who we are,where we live.Except for the vanishing few that use no technology.How long before voting for Trump is enough to get you fired from tpyour job?How long before they SWAT gun owners in blue states?

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

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I've had the link in my name for a while, but it's terrifying to consider how much they know.

Is your phone idle right now? In your pocket? "Off" in the sense that the display isn't on but it can still receive a phone call?

It's still listening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (0NAbP)

155 oh, shit.
There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)


LOL . Your hips and knees thank you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (AllCR)

156 ===O


Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)



Staaarrrt Suckin.........

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (F4u7C)

157 Evolution

Danke.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (6qErC)

158 My Methodist faith informs me that Tim Cook is a great gay American and Joe Biden is a douchebag from Hell.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)

159 36
And I've got Joe's election theme song all ready:



https://youtu.be/2TqSyvdqn9c?t=6

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK

*snort*

good one! spot on.

yet, in Democrat circles, it seems to be a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (UsCnO)

160 128 Choo choo Joey was an engineer...
Fucking guy has done nothing except suck the govt tit his entire life.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (88+cf)
***********
well he did ride that train from Scranton to the Blair House.

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (Y274z)

161 125 Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

Cook has a weird habit of using Christian lingo to push his own personal views.

Example:
"I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)

Tim Cook was a baptist once. He'll be happy to tell you that for as long as you'll listen. Of course he's not anymore, but he somehow never mentions that.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

162 >>>Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

This is me rolling my eyes.

Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (q177U)

163 136

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Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Don't make me drive 3000 miles to put you to bed

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (rwVFm)

164 I can't watch the Biden video. My stomach could not handle it. It would be like Gollum nuzzling a supermodel. It's amazing how libs lack self awareness. Disgusting, grotesque creature.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (/qEW2)

165 Omg. At 3:32 in the creepy compilation, that poor little girl looks like she wants to cry or scream.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

166 110
From that Apple CEO speech:



"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our
judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from
wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a
moment of trial is a sin."



Posted by: Moron Robbie at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (0NAbP)
Does Mr Cook not understand how plurals work?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (37IEG)

167 Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (OXTgr)

Do your other friends send you porn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (AllCR)

168 I love uplifting women; particularly their tits and tight asses.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)

169 150 If you don't have any problems with a lightning bolt striking you down you don't.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (/rm4P)

170 The sad part is Joe was partially right about the shotgun. It is good for defense. 00 or 000 Buck from a shotgun is hard to beat inside of 30 yards. Slugs are good to 100 yards or more. Pound for pound the shotgun is as devastating and more versatile than any handgun or rifle. As always Know your target ad what is beyond. (I recommend the horde owns one of each and is proficient with them all).

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0OmEj)

171 152 prageru.com why does america spend so much on israel
https://youtu.be/dxE_UUrbMNA
Only up yesterday and there are already 5.9K anti Israeli/ Semitic comments
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (/rm4P)

Ah, I see Vox Day and Zero Hedge have found it, then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)

172 When they get to the first debate for the Democratic Party, its gonna be like a clown car emptying out. Everybody is gonna run, Beto is gonna be up there, all of them are gonna line up thinking they're the Trump slayer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

173 Just wanted to let y'all know that after careful consideration, I, too, will not be running for President in 2020. Sorry.

Posted by: red speck at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (6Krd7)

174 Lovin, touchin, squeezen was from which journey album again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
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The same one they made over and over.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)

175 People SEND other people porn? Dammit, I need better friends.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0NAbP)

176 Has Joe been introduced to Occasional Cortex yet? Because I'd love to see that video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

177 168 I love uplifting women; particularly their tits and tight asses.
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)

DAMN it, he's winning me over!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (bcbK8)

178 133 It occurred to me that the tech companies know every conservative,every Trump supporter in the country.Who we are,where we live.Except for the vanishing few that use no technology.How long before voting for Trump is enough to get you fired from tpyour job?How long before they SWAT gun owners in blue states?
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

My Mother is a retired teacher and has been part of a long term Health study done on Teachers... 30+ years.

this years questionnaire is about her MENTAL Health, and her FAMILY members Mental and Physical Health. Things like, do any family members have PTSD and what is their relationship to you.

I told her I didn't want her to put ANYTHING about me, or mine, in that questionnaire, as its just another set of data points to go into liberal databases like the Catalist Database.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

179 ---
The same one they made over and over.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)


This, actually.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (F4u7C)

180 155
oh, shit.

There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)





LOL . Your hips and knees thank you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (AllCR)
While I do have nice health insurance, no doubt my bank account will also thank me. I am confident that the recovery period between injuries sustained in 'learning' will easily take up the 2 years I have available.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)

181 That hair was made for sniffin'
And gropin's fun to do
One of these days I'll grope and sniff your locks in DC too

Posted by: middle-class Joe at the karaoke bar at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (sZRzw)

182 176 Has Joe been introduced to Occasional Cortex yet? Because I'd love to see that video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)

183 Attenion!

Today is National Cookie Day!

That is all.

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (s0pjO)

184 I like Journey.

And cookies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

185 Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

He's just being forward thinking. Progressivism has stopped being a political philosophy or a cultural movement, its just an atheistic religion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

186 No they don't Fenelon, and I know what your gonna say

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OXTgr)

187 182 176 Has Joe been introduced to Occasional Cortex yet? Because I'd love to see that video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)

I'd be more afraid of the teeth.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

188 "If he's a DemonRat he could go full-tilt Satanic sex and ritual sacrifice deflowering on pay per view and he would get a pass.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR) "



And unless a stop to it is put, we will get there, probably sooner than later.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (KVMek)

189 Attenion!

Today is National Cookie Day!

That is all.
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (s0pjO)


I went to Sundowners outside of Niagara once. The main rule she had during the dance was "don't touch the cookie." Other than that, no holds barred.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (F4u7C)

190 Oh, baby, is that your hair or is that me being as straight as possible...?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OiC69)

191 And shotguns are pretty good in a home defense role, I'd argue a handgun is better for answering the door.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (bcbK8)

192 Classic Rock ... better topic than the Democrat Undead....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (ffWPP)

193 Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)

This whole thing is sophomoric Beto on a skateboard. Michelle says "ya'll" when she isn't Southern and then curses and uses the word "s*** in a public interview and the left says "This is so kewl!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)

194 161 Tim Cook was a baptist once. He'll be happy to tell you that for as long as you'll listen. Of course he's not anymore, but he somehow never mentions that.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

He was a Baptist... until he decided he just loved the smell and taste of feces too much.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

195 Tim Cook is an example of what happens to a person who hung out in the wrong places.

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (Y274z)

196 175 People SEND other people porn? Dammit, I need better friends.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0NAbP)

And they make out, flirt, seduce, fool around, and fuck. All of that still happens in meat space. It's nice.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (rwVFm)

197 Fen?
There's porn on this internet thing?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)

198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

199 172
When they get to the first debate for the Democratic Party, its gonna be
like a clown car emptying out. Everybody is gonna run, Beto is gonna be
up there, all of them are gonna line up thinking they're the Trump
slayer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)


It's very profitable just to run for the Presidency.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (jGvbj)

200 My love for you is way out of line.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (vtcmf)

201 167
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (OXTgr)



Do your other friends send you porn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (AllCR)

Guessing not a real friend, they would send you better pron than Stormy Daniels.

I think you were actually insulted. Did you do something to them recently?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (UsCnO)

202 This whole thing is sophomoric Beto on a skateboard. Michelle says "ya'll" when she isn't Southern and then curses and uses the word "s*** in a public interview and the left says "This is so kewl!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)


Because THAT'S a big fuckin deal!!!

Posted by: Joey Gropes at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)

203 190 Oh, baby, is that your hair or is that me being as straight as possible...?
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OiC69)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

204 185 He's just being forward thinking. Progressivism has stopped being a political philosophy or a cultural movement, its just an atheistic religion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

And it's rapidly on its way to join Islam in "Monolithic Death Cult" status.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (UnA8+)

205 Another ground beef recall ... traced to a processing plant in AZ.

https://tinyurl.com/y8m9cuvb

Who was that idiot who said the other day that "We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that Americans will not shit on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)

206 My Mother is a retired teacher and has been part of a long term Health study done on Teachers... 30+ years.

this years questionnaire is about her MENTAL Health, and her FAMILY members Mental and Physical Health. Things like, do any family members have PTSD and what is their relationship to you.

I told her I didn't want her to put ANYTHING about me, or mine, in that questionnaire, as its just another set of data points to go into liberal databases like the Catalist Database.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

Stay away from all educators.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (rwVFm)

207 I read once that close to 40% of internet traffic was sex related....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (ffWPP)

208 198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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I can live with that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (hjaPQ)

209 198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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I guess the Dem's don't have any use for them anymore and pulling their funding.

Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (G0vdT)

210
Who was that idiot who said the other day that
"We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that
Americans will not shit on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)


Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

211 Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)

Exactly. All kinds of porn is available with the click of a button and people s friends need to send it to them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (AllCR)

212 Hillary was smart, she had the good sense to seek media cover. Joe thinks he's smart enough to take Trump on. It should be glorious...

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (Z1eux)

213 There's a lot of energy in Journey songs.

I know they can be cheesy, vocally, but they've got good workout tunes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)

214 193
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)



This whole thing is sophomoric Beto on a skateboard. Michelle says
"ya'll" when she isn't Southern and then curses and uses the word "s***
in a public interview and the left says "This is so kewl!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)
Did you see him pounding on his steering wheel to some cool tunes while waiting in the drive thru at Whataburger?
That was so awesome. NOT.

Who are these people? How did they get through high school, who let them vote, and what are they doing in my country?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (37IEG)

215 208 198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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So all the writers and thought leaders will move to National Review?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (2LelM)

216 I will refer to Occasio Cortez as a 29 year old for the rest of my life. So she's got that in common with us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (4eutJ)

217 210 Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

Well, the illegals DO tend to chase out the Bloods and/or Crips...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (UnA8+)

218 110
From that Apple CEO speech:



"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our
judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from
wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a
moment of trial is a sin."



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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.
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decisions, decisions.
buttsex, censorship.

First world CEO problems

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)

219 Gee, your hair smells terrific!

Posted by: Old TV Commercial at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (jGvbj)

220 OANN reporter is saying Weekly Standard will be closing ops in next few weeks?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)

221 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

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If that happens, someone will find Ace buried under a pile of pudding cups and Valu Rite bottles.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (ffYR/)

222 My best friend is an ordained pastor, he remarried after his wife died. Moved to utah

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)

223 198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

Return to your posts! There is no cause for alarm! Paolo, get back to cucking me! RETURN TO YOUR POSTS!

Posted by: Cruise Captain Kristol at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

224 Bummer, I was looking forward to Avenatti/Sharpton 2020 -- two pimps for the price of one!

Posted by: ShainS -- Facial Scarring Survivor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (IFUWa)

225 198 OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)



Ahoy!

Posted by: National Review at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/ko85)

226 And it's rapidly on its way to join Islam in "Monolithic Death Cult" status.

No matter what any religion says (even Christianity) only one can be the dominant one in any culture, and every culture has a dominant religion. Without exception. Eventually one faith becomes the one in charge and it tends to suppress all others

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

227 There's porn on this internet thing?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)


Wait.....I thought that's what it was for....exclusively.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)

228 222 My best friend is an ordained pastor, he remarried after his wife died. Moved to utah
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)

And he sent you porn?

I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)

229 Biden, with all his vast fed gov' experience, lost his debate with Palin ... even a Dem said he got more wrong than Palin.
Biden beat Ryan in their debate by screaming/interrupting constantly ... but that can be effective, especially when all media is on his side.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (Cus5s)

230 I could see uncle Joe meeting Alexandra Occasionally Cortez and grabbing some booty

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/rm4P)

231 WS is going under, What will Billy boy Kristol do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0OmEj)

232 > OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.

The band played on.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (4eutJ)

233 OANN reporter is saying Weekly Standard will be closing ops in next few weeks?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)


When you're funded privately by leftist billionaires, why bother running a business?

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)

234 Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM



Right...how about those insurance rates on your car? Not the same story is it?
Geraldo makes a stump look smart.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)

235 226 No matter what any religion says (even Christianity) only one can be the dominant one in any culture, and every culture has a dominant religion. Without exception. Eventually one faith becomes the one in charge and it tends to suppress all others
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)


Not quite where I was going with that, but you're not wrong.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (UnA8+)

236 Oh, oh. Talcum X has his eyes on the Dems' presidential nominee and everyone she/he hires as staff.

You're warned, crackers.

https://twitter.com/JB_Goldstein/status/
1069986041572945921

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (Evws/)

237 The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, Porn, Porn!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (37IEG)

238 Know what beats the hell out of Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop" and Rachel Platten's "Fight Song"?


Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "

Posted by: Joe "Creepy Hands" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (m6h/F)

239 And he sent you porn?

I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK


Was it ethically sourced?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9VeU0)

240 233 OANN reporter is saying Weekly Standard will be closing ops in next few weeks?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)

When you're funded privately by leftist billionaires, why bother running a business?
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)

Somehow, this too is the story of Obama

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

241 230 I could see uncle Joe meeting Alexandra Occasionally Cortez and grabbing some booty
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/rm4P)

I can see him convincing her that the way to get ahead in congress is by giving head.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (MkcN1)

242 Oh mark

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (OXTgr)

243 No, Bill, you can't crash on my couch.

Posted by: Max Boot at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

244 239 And he sent you porn?

I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK

Was it ethically sourced?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9VeU0)

Local and Organic?

Asking for a friend.

me.

I'm my friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

245 Free Range Porn....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (ffWPP)

246 So all the writers and thought leaders will move to National Review?

Probably something like the Free Beacon or Washington Examiner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)

247 Porn.
Huh.
Okay.
Now, what the hell am I doing here?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (37IEG)

248 Know what beats the hell out of Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop" and Rachel Platten's "Fight Song"?


Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "
---

I prefer Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."

Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (m6h/F)

249 242 Oh mark
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (OXTgr)

Aw come on, that was kinda funny...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

250 Gee, your hair smells terrific!
Posted by: Old TV Commercial at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (jGvbj)


Go listen to some of the old jingles from back in the day. Armour Hot Dogs was a good one.

"fat kids, skinny kids...." Too much buthurt and feewings nowadays for that.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C)

251 248 Know what beats the hell out of Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop" and Rachel Platten's "Fight Song"?


Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "
---

I prefer Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (m6h/F)

"The Teaches of Peaches"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

252
There was a shampoo back in the 70's that had an ad campaign featuring men smelling womens hair and commenting on how terrific it smelled.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (TAmPV)

253 C'mon, people. After the electorate gave us a 2nd term of the Man Child, who doesn't think Joey "Buy a Shotgun" doesn't have a chance? Remember how he wiped the floor with Ryan? At least, that was the perception. If he runs and wins the primary, he could nominate Mooch as his VP and be quite formidable. I never underestimate the American voter.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (JoUsr)

254
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
=====
No worries Cap'n Bill's Leftard Billionaires will save them

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (BqBId)

255 I don't get this about Tim Cook. Why is being gay the greatest thing that happened to him?. I assume it isn't just about sex although most gay men who aren't in committed relationships often have a lot of sex partners.Is it because he has deep and close and no this is not intended as joke about sex) relationships with men, but he couldn't have that if he were a straight man with male friends? Being straight isn't the greatest thing that has happened to me. Being in a committed loving relationship is one of those things/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (AllCR)

256 I think Joe's entrance song should be Fat Bottomed Girls.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (MkcN1)

257 To be honest, Tulsi Gabbard is the most biggest threat to Trump.


Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (yUvkN)

258
Right...how about those insurance rates on your car? Not the same story is it?
Geraldo makes a stump look smart.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)


According to New Jersey, that's because we're not giving them Drivers Licenses.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (F4u7C)

259 Ryan lost his debate with Biden when Ryan surrendered immediately to Biden.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (jGvbj)

260 Know what beats the hell out of Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop"

Every song ever recorded.

Posted by: trick question at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (sZRzw)

261 Yeah, there was also a commercial about a creepy guy in a store fondling toilet paper......

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (ffWPP)

262 Was it ethically sourced?
---
Ethically sourced, organic, free range poon.

Posted by: Some "Pastor" in Utah at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (hjaPQ)

263 You tell them Vegans I'm comin'.

And BACON'S COMIN WITH ME!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Bacon at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)

264 250 Go listen to some of the old jingles from back in the day. Armour Hot Dogs was a good one.

odd you should mention it. the ovation channel has been playing "demolition man" a lot lately. that one is lenina huxley's favorite.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (NmR1a)

265 182
176 Has Joe been introduced to Occasional Cortex yet? Because I'd love to see that video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)





It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)


Those eyes? What about those TEETH?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (UsCnO)

266 It was literally "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" shampoo.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (Evws/)

267 When you're funded privately by leftist billionaires, why bother running a business?
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)

Somehow, this too is the story of Obama



The Obama's are still raking in that loot. The Clinton's? Not so much. There usefulness is over apparently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (/ko85)

268 A source of the rumor behind the supposedly imminent closing of TWS.

https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1070067821844070400

Don't want to actively root for people losing their jobs, but...

Get woke. Go broke!

Posted by: The Institute at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nGsFZ)

269 Dear Vice President Biden:
Please run for President. I will vote for you in the Primary. Then please debate Trump in the same way you did Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin, so I can say " Wow I want that man to have the nuclear football." To any member of the press.

I know that I cannot help you financially but I do have some pocket lint to contribute to the campaingn.

Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nonGu)

270 Beto and Biden are getting out of the way so Kristol can make his run for president? As a Democrat? Cuz principuhls.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

271 If Avenatti were to run for President, would he get some sort of badge so he could prove it to people? "No, see this ID? That's me. I really am running for President."

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (DCYln)

272 There was a shampoo back in the 70's that had an ad campaign featuring men smelling womens hair and commenting on how terrific it smelled.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (TAmPV)
---
And I always got slapped for quoting it!

Posted by: A Little Person at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW)

273 I really really didn't want to become a character in one of Schlichter's books.

But...

Thank God I live in Texas.

Because that's the way we're headed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (37IEG)

274 Trump is going to have so much fun with the Dem Primaries.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (2LelM)

275 We are excited to announce the launch of a new weekly opinion magazine to be called The Standardly Week.

Our prior magazine, The Weekly Standard, unfortunately acquired an undeserved reputation as an anti-American pro-Globalist subversive rag.

Be assured our NEW magazine will be nothing like that!

Posted by: George Soros and Cap'n Bill Kristol at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (DuAZ5)

276 My best friend is an ordained pastor, he remarried after his wife died. Moved to utah
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)


Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)

277 The nation mourns. With Biden and Avenetti the sight of two of the creepiest people in America running for the Dem nomination would have been a sight.

Posted by: lonetown at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (RJNUb)

278 >>At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden said he thinks he is the "most qualified person in the country to be president."




Ya know, everyone told us Hillary was the most qualified presidential candidate ever.

"Qualified"

I do not think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (W+vEI)

279 to behold,

(see above)

Posted by: lonetown at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (RJNUb)

280 When's the last time you saw the Armour hot dog mobile?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (OXTgr)

281 184 I like Journey.

And cookies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo



Journey sucks balls

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

282 231 WS is going under, What will Billy boy Kristol do?

oddly enough, saw a story yesterday about a fellow who has lived entirely on a cruise ship for the last 13 years.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (xGZ+b)

283
Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)
It's all good, he's the minister down at "Our lady of the Evening"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)

284 Please run for President. I will vote for you in the Primary. Then please debate Trump in the same way you did Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin, so I can say " Wow I want that man to have the nuclear football." To any member of the press.

I know that I cannot help you financially but I do have some pocket lint to contribute to the campaingn.
Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nonGu)

--------------

Can you imagine the Orange stomp PDT would lay down on him? Enough popcorn does not exist.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)

285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)

286 It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.

If she opens them any wider they might fall out of her face. Joe will be too busy to notice, but it's bound to get awkward.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (lK7fO)

287 Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)


It's okay Fen.... he is Unitarian.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (ffWPP)

288 Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)


Years ago, I had a friend who worked as a church secretary. She walked in on the pastor watching porn, and she said he didn't even attempt to hide it. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

289 odd you should mention it. the ovation channel has been playing "demolition man" a lot lately. that one is lenina huxley's favorite.

Yeah I wanted to introduce her to my hot dog too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (39g3+)

290 http://bit.ly/2Pkyv1J
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Prosecutors Seek Intentional Murder Charge Against Somali Cop Who Shot Justine Damond - Blunt Force Truth

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (BqBId)

291 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)


I see their subscriber count dropping dramatically.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)

292 Who doesn't like hotdogs?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)

293 Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)


Did you vote in the runoff today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

294 292
Who doesn't like hotdogs?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)
Is this a survey, or a trap?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (37IEG)

295 Can you imagine the Orange stomp PDT would lay down on him? Enough popcorn does not exist.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)


I think it would be the most epic of trolling if he could get just ONE campaign stop sponsored by Orange Julius.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (F4u7C)

296 No F'in way are the Leftists picking old Democrat Uncle Joe, older than most of their hard core based grandfathers.
Their nomination is a race to the Left.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (/rm4P)

297 What we need is a two candidate primary death spiral of Dem donors between California and New York. Imagine the damage that can be had if Silicon Valley wanted a different candidate than Goldman Sachs? It would be like WWII.
Posted by: Puddin Head


False. In WWII, we wanted one side to win.

Posted by: Smurfs must die at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (Z04f8)

298 255>>>

Why? Because it probably opened a LOT of (back) doors for him in Silicon Valley.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (pkvO1)

299 An Armored Hotdog Mobile would be perfect for the Burning Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (yUvkN)

300 288 He was doing research into the works of the Devil...yeah,that's the ticket.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (BXMxN)

301 285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)

A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

302 What are they running off in Ga???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)

303 Clintons have a lot of money to ride on ... and why are they still collecting ANY for their fake charity? It should be shut down, they should be on trial.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

304 tough kids, sissy kids
even kids with chicken pox

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

305 Hot dogs should only have mustard

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (OXTgr)

306 Who doesn't like hotdogs?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)


My daughter.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (F4u7C)

307 Just this morning my six year old asked me at breakfast, "Dad, now that Avenatti isn't running, do you think Joe Biden is the Democrat who will save us from Trump?" Because that's what six year olds do.

Posted by: Filbert J. Schmegma: Concerned American at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (sf1AO)

308 I hope all Georgians here have voted in the run off

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (HrSJb)

309 C'mon. We all knew he wouldn't run and if he did he didn't have a chance.

Somehow someone administered a clue bat to his shaved head (baldies never get that we all know why they shave their head) and he got that.

Could be he realized his batting women around wouldn't go over too good in two years.

He'll wait until 2024 when he's got some bills paid.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (wd9fW)

310 301
285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)



A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK
Son #3 likes Chive.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (37IEG)

311 I am the most qualified to occupy the third chamber of government, and we certainly don't need another boring white male.

My campaign song will be Kim Carnes' "She's Got Mary Feldman Eyes."

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (m6h/F)

312 I'll be having a Billy Squier Christmas in my pool house.

Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (2Mnv1)

313 Since yesterday I keep singing "Hugbox Retard" to the tune of Jukebox Hero.Over and over again..

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)

314 302. the very important Secretary of State race. the top election official in Gerogia

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (HrSJb)

315 There seems to be an inversely proportional relationship between how big a shitbag someone is and their sense of self-awareness.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

316 tough kids, sissy kids
even kids with chicken pox
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (fuK7c)


Yeah, that one....

My brother has a bunch of old school commercials on his MP3 player. That one comes across and I just laugh. Play that on ANY college campus today and watch the psycho fucks fall and start pissing themselves.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (F4u7C)

317 281 184 I like Journey.

And cookies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo



Journey sucks balls

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

Aw, be good to yourself...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

318 305
Hot dogs should only have mustard

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (OXTgr)


Chili and cheese.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (jGvbj)

319 Hot dogs should only have mustard
Posted by: Tinfolbaby



And sauerkraut. And shredded cheese.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)

320 Tulsi Gabbard

Sounds like a Star Wars name.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (xPJvm)

321 308 I hope all Georgians here have voted in the run off

is saakashvili running again?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (NmR1a)

322 I hope all Georgians here have voted in the run off


Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (HrSJb)


I did. My polling place wasn't very busy earlier today, but it was very busy when I drove by a little while ago.

And speaking of driving, Sirius XM hasn't cowed and taken "Baby It's Cold Outside" off their Christmas play list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

323 Did you vote in the runoff today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

-----------

Not yet. I have no car and need some help getting around. A neighbor is taking me when she gets home from work. I've converted her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffYR/)

324 CPL out of running, popcorn futures down.

If you read his letter, though, he's kind of down on the Democrat candidates.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (9VeU0)

325 And sauerkraut. And shredded cheese.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)


And chopped carrots.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffWPP)

326 310 301
285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)



A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK
Son #3 likes Chive.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (37IEG)

The Chive is Quality. But they don't do nudes.

Tumblr was where I'd collect playboy snaps.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

327 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.





Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM

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That is going to pi$$ off a whole bunch of people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (JUOKG)

328 320 I hear there are bikini pics of her out there....

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (BXMxN)

329 296. Deep State and the Dem Pricks on Wall Street will try to help the Lefty win in 2020.

-800 on the Dow, just to screw over Trump.

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (HrSJb)

330 I will however be available to be Attorney General in any Democratic administration.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (sf1AO)

331
And speaking of driving, Sirius XM hasn't cowed and taken "Baby It's Cold Outside" off their Christmas play list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

But they're promoting RAPE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C)

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C)

333 304 tough kids, sissy kids
even kids with chicken pox


*sniff* how soon they forget

Posted by: kids who climb on rocks at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (xGZ+b)

334 309 C'mon. We all knew he wouldn't run and if he did he didn't have a chance.

Somehow someone administered a clue bat to his shaved head (baldies never get that we all know why they shave their head) ...

He'll wait until 2024 when he's got some bills paid.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (wd9fW)

Hey now. Bald is beautiful

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

335 Whew! An Avenatti-Biden ticket would have defeated Trump easily. We dodged a bullet here, guys!
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)

Creepy Sqared? All of the no!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (BMw+g)

336 Mustard and onions

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (OXTgr)

337 323. That is great Calm. I will sent you a virtual beer after you vote

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (HrSJb)

338 So, let's all sing the Frito Bandito Song!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (37IEG)

339 Step aside, Mayor Quimby. It's Middle Class Lunchbucket's time to shine.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (6eEQ+)

340 @LisaMei62
Listening to @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y on @LarryOConnor's show. He said there could be yet another delay in @GenFlynn's sentenci....but he did say if the sentencing hearing does take place on 18 Dec, it's an indication the Mueller investigation is done & wrapping up.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (BqBId)

341 Not yet. I have no car and need some help getting
around. A neighbor is taking me when she gets home from work. I've
converted her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffYR/)


Good for you! My BiL is a loony prog and poll manager in Cobb County. He'll be the skinny guy with a pony tail, if you're suspicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

342 Yo quiero Taco Bell!!

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ffWPP)

343 311 I am the most qualified to occupy the third chamber of government, and we certainly don't need another boring white male.

My campaign song will be Kim Carnes' "She's Got Mary Feldman Eyes."
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (m6h/F)


"And she'll tease you, she'll unease you...all the better just to please you..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

344 >>Listening to @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y on @LarryOConnor's show. He said there could be yet another delay in @GenFlynn's sentenci....but he did say if the sentencing hearing does take place on 18 Dec, it's an indication the Mueller investigation is done & wrapping up




What's the rush?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (W+vEI)

345 Is "dipshit" above or below "idiot" in the hierarchy of insults?

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (MVjcR)

346 Sponge, the barrel needs decorating for the holidays.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

347 299 An Armored Hotdog Mobile would be perfect for the Burning Time.

better than a herkimer battle jitney?

Posted by: the spleen at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (NmR1a)

348 322. thanks for voting Jane. Place is up for sale, but I live in a shithole blue state. So I go around rousting those in red State to vote. LOL

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (HrSJb)

349 When's the last time you saw the Armour hot dog mobile?




I saw the German version Panzerwurstwagen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (OLCnA)

350 True art in commercials is a thing of the past, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Rula Lenska at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)

351 but he did say if the sentencing hearing does take place on 18 Dec, it's an indication the Mueller investigation is done & wrapping up.

All due respect, but he's just talking to talk.

What does it mean if takes place on 17 December? Or the 19th? Or January 8?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (9VeU0)

352 Sponge, the barrel needs decorating for the holidays.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)


.........and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you MEDDLING KIDS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (F4u7C)

353

Baby, it's warm in here!

*points*

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (Re9MM)

354 Good for you! My BiL is a loony prog and poll manager in Cobb County. He'll be the skinny guy with a pony tail, if you're suspicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

------------

I doubt I'll see him, as I'm pretty far NW. I will probably see a clone of him though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (ffYR/)

355 Course now they get offended if you sing "God Bless America" so why do we worry what they think?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)

356 When's the last time you saw the Armour hot dog mobile?



Two years ago in Dover Delaware of all places.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (Z04f8)

357 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.

I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as millions of camwhores suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Obi-Won Pornobi at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (bxu2Y)

358 329 In the past I would have said no way but they really are willing to lose money now to punish their political enemies.Hollywood cranks out loser after loser out of spite,for instance.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (BXMxN)

359 Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.

https://tinyurl.com/ycacsojz

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (r+sAi)


Note: liberals are always quick to mangle "judge not, lest ye be judged" in an attempt to silence conservatives. But now, all of a sudden, judgment is a good thing, even an obligation.

Cook is pulling the standard liberal trick. He's pretending to advocate for some universal moral principle, but that's all a sham. He's trying to rig the game for his own side.

If he were serious about this principle of people allowing their judgment to justify a policy, he'd support heterosexuals outlawing sodomy, or outlawing gay propaganda, gay adoptions or "marriage". I'll bet he doesn't support that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)

360 40% ignorance, plus 40% viciousness, plus 20% gropey equals Joe Biden.

...and none of the vitamins and minerals of Kaboom! brand cereal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (Ckg4U)

361 Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)


Did you vote in the runoff today?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
*************************
Was wondering about you two in the earlier threads. Please tell me y'all voted & what the turn out has been?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (hECVl)

362 "Posted by: kids who climb on rocks at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (xGZ+b) "


Thank you. It needed to be said !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (KVMek)

363 davidt: "Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material."

So, go short on Tumbler.

Posted by: Down Jones at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (6eEQ+)

364

I see a penis.

Posted by: I See A Penis at December 04, 2018 04:55 PM (sDEZ5)

365 Le penis, est mort....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)

366 Yes!

Posted by: Penis Mightier at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (37IEG)

367 >>OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks.

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (q177U)

368 Note: liberals are always quick to mangle "judge not, lest ye be judged" in an attempt to silence conservatives. But now, all of a sudden, judgment is a good thing, even an obligation.


"The 'me' is silent in the Greek, but assumed"
--Pastor Cindy Hooper of the First Evangelical Church of Lenin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

369 Biden is OP. His OPness will defeat all others.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (jGvbj)

370
"The 'me' is silent in the Greek, but assumed"

--Pastor Cindy Hooper of the First Evangelical Church of Lenin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)
There is no ME in I, but there should be.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)

371 319 Hot dogs should only have mustard
Posted by: Tinfolbaby

And sauerkraut. And shredded cheese.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)

Dill pickles, diced onion. (Skip the cheese, unless a chili dog).

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (s0pjO)

372 363 davidt: "Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material."

So, go short on Tumbler.


i think it's called "shrinkage".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (xGZ+b)

373 Oh, JOE!!!

And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)

374 I really do think its a matter of Sean Hannity's tick tocks until the left starts promoting gathering places where the truth is read, people admit their failure to be sufficiently woke to a black lesbian handicapped confessor, and hold special rituals -- a church, in other words.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

375 Isn't seeing a penis kinda gay?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)

376 373
Oh, JOE!!!



And that's just one small fraction

Of the main attraction

You need a friendly hand

And I need action

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)
So, you're Nurse Janet Ratched?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (37IEG)

377 I'm called middle-class Joe," Biden said at an October rally

Average Joe? Yeah, you and what you do by choice need no introduction here at the HQ.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (CE5C/)

378 "OANN is reporting that the Weekly Standard is slipping under the waves in the next few weeks."

At least they can still go cruising. You know, important stuff.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (6eEQ+)

379 Would Tinfolbaby like to buy a vowel?

Posted by: Pat Sajak at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (hjaPQ)

380 Isn't seeing a penis kinda gay?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby



Depends. You looking up or looking down?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (c3AZU)

381 375 Isn't seeing a penis kinda gay?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)

...it depends on where you see it. And if your own penis gets 'mighter' when you do.

Tim Cook can explain it in his next Apple update.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

382 Who was that idiot who said the other day that
"We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that
Americans will not shit on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)


Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

========

No, it was some woman who said something like "we need babies. We need workers".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (/qEW2)

383 Wow, Hoyer is saying they may not seat a Repub in the House until ALL allegations of election fraud are resolved...

OK, lets take a good look at those 6 Calif seats the Repubs were winning on election day, but then lost when all the 'mail in' ballots that were brought in by unnamed persons were counted.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

384 380 Isn't seeing a penis kinda gay?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby



Depends. You looking up or looking down?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (c3AZU)

LOL

Double LOL. Well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

385 Mog run! Orange man bad!

Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (KTDWH)

386 385 Mog run! Orange man bad!
Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (KTDWH)

Half man, half dog?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:00 PM (bcbK8)

387 it's unfair to judge someone's actions based just on what they do.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (7J5t2)

388 Any chance ManBearPig will stick his Chakra into the ring?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)

389 The Oscar Meyer mobile will enter Valhalla, shiney and chrome.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (4eutJ)

390 307 - Pubilc Leftist Seminary student?

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (/rm4P)

391 Huber testimony rescheduled for December 13th.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

392 388 Any chance ManBearPig will stick his Chakra into the ring?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)


And take a pay cut????

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (ffWPP)

393 Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd truly hate to be-e-e! For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, there would soon be nothing left of me!

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (jGvbj)

394 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM


Which *only* leaves 4,999 locations to find it. Whatever will people do?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (e7O7B)

395 Isn't seeing a penis kinda gay?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)


Whew! At least I'm not gay.

Posted by: Claude Rains at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (/qEW2)

396 Here's little Oscar in his Weinermobile....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (ffWPP)

397 Hey now. Bald is beautiful
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (bcbK

So says every bald man in the world.

Yet somehow the fake hair and hair thickener industry is a billion dollar industry.

Hey, not putting bald down but guys, really, just admit it.

We all KNOW. I've seen some really expensive hair pieces and guess what? You could tell.

It is what it is. I dread the day mine goes. And it will. Like the prostate getting large it's gonna happen.

Women's boobs droop and the face wrinkles. Men go bald and the prostate decides to swell up.

And ironically all your other hair starts growing like there's no tomorrow.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (wd9fW)

398 Mog very smart democrat because I speak in third person

Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (KTDWH)

399 Dihydrotestosterone.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:06 PM (ffWPP)

400 Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (wd9fW)

When I started to lose my hair, I cut it all off.

I decided I could either be bald or balding.

I chose the skin job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

401 As to porn?

do an image search of just about any woman.

about half way through or sooner you will start seeing naked women.

No matter who you search for.

And if you search for some really popular ones; katy bar the door. Practically the first page is naked pics.

Some are obvious photo shops but still.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (wd9fW)

402 Was wondering about you two in the earlier threads. Please tell me y'all voted what the turn out has been?



Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (hECVl)


It wasn't too busy when I voted this morning, but I drove by a little while ago and the parking lot was packed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

403 Note: liberals are always quick to mangle "judge not, lest ye be judged" in an attempt to silence conservatives. But now, all of a sudden, judgment is a good thing, even an obligation.
---
Number 1 rule about liberals: They *never* mean what they say.

You can even get sucked in like me and think that an absence of them violating whatever the "standards" they are currently vocalizing means that they stand for something. It may take 10 years, it may take 20. But they will always betray the very standard they shout at somebody else.

If you are condemned by a liberal for something, always know that the "I mean this for you" is implied.

Meanwhile, I'm kind of liberal in the Judge Not sense, but I'm consistent.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

404 Wow, Hoyer is saying they may not seat a Repub in the House until ALL allegations of election fraud are resolved...

OK, lets take a good look at those 6 Calif seats the Repubs were winning on election day, but then lost when all the 'mail in' ballots that were brought in by unnamed persons were counted.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)
************************
Someone needs to investigate how 250,000 ballots magically show up.
Wondering if something can be done with the whole harvesting ballots thing? Like maybe send it to SCOTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (hECVl)

405 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (sf1AO)

406 So... low turnout... good, or bad??

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (ffWPP)

407 And if you search for some really popular ones; katy bar the door. Practically the first page is naked pics.

Some are obvious photo shops but still.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (wd9fW)


Hmmm. ...

Melania Trump...

Oooh, that's nice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (1g7ch)

408 And if your own penis gets 'mighter' when you do.

"Penis mightiers?!? Gussy it up however ya want, what matters is, does it work, will it really mighty my penis man? Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (39g3+)

409 Creepy Porn Lawyer wants to "spend more time with his domestic violence victims"? What does that mean.

Sounds like he divorced first wife; remarried and is divorcing his second wife. Divorce not yet finalized he's dickin' a bimbo in a Century City love nest--and then proceeded to beat the bejabbers out of her, throwing her naked into the hallway. She's filed a domestic violence complaint against him. So he wants to go spend more time with her, slap her around a bit etc? Smooth move Avenatti.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (Sda6L)

410 VP bite me sure is qualified to join #metoo

Posted by: TX 32 orphan at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (Wa5hI)

411
Biden is a PA native (Scranton) and DE resident (Greenville).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (XdWyA)

412 Biden's advantage is we KNOW he's genuinely brain-damaged, so it takes all the uncertainty away during primary season...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 04, 2018 10:22 PM (rraVl)

413 It's easy to spend time with domestic violence victims if you beat the crap out of your romantic partner.

Posted by: DoubtingRich at December 05, 2018 07:56 AM (3a7OP)

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