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Whew! Creepy Porn Lawyer Announces He Will Not Be Humiliated by Running For President and Being Totally Crushed
He's not running due to his "family's" concerns-- I assume this doesn't mean the wife he's divorced of the other wife he's dragging his heels on finalizing his divorce from.
"I do not make this decision lightly -- I make it out of respect for my family," Avenatti said Tuesday in a statement. "But for their concerns, I would run."He also said he wanted to "spend more time with my domestic violence victims." Speaking of Democrat presidential wannabes who put unwelcome hands on unwilling women, Joe Biden says he's obviously the most qualified to run for president.
At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden said he thinks he is the "most qualified person in the country to be president." The Delaware native said his decision about a bid for the White House is coming in the next six weeks to two months. Biden's aides confirmed to ABC News that he thinks the most pressing issues the nation faces now -- foreign policy and helping the middle class -- are "in his wheelhouse." "I know, as I said, that I'm called middle-class Joe," Biden said at an October rally for the midterms.Joe Biden may call himself "middle-class Joe," but he molests women on an Elite level. Touching.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (KVMek)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:07 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (IRSBy)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MkcN1)
Middle class Joe who made $175k a year as a Senator for a hundred years, then something like $240k a year (with all expenses paid!) as VP.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MkcN1)
His household staff, maybe?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (GBteo)
Instead, he ended up grooming his balls and any number of underaged girls.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (88+cf)
You make it sound like all Paste Eatin Joe does is nuzzle and molest women. That's not so, he also nuzzles and molests young girls.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (imow9)
Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:10 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (XZ3Gp)
7 >>middle-class Joe
Middle class Joe who made $175k a year as a Senator for a hundred years, then something like $240k a year (with all expenses paid!) as VP.
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That's just walking around money. Check out how much he gets from the Credit Card industry.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:12 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: OCBill at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (3HNOQ)
Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.
https://tinyurl.com/ycacsojz
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2018 04:09 PM (IRSBy)
C'mon. No unqualified idiot would consider running after spending only two years in Washington, even with an affirmative action head-start. /sarc
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (9rXxD)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Joe "sometimes when we touch" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (a2vo1)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)
They'll all run.
Who will win the nom and get squashed?
I'd put a fin on Corey Booker. People have nostalgia for a cock curious, clean black man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
Americans need candidates for president like me, in touch with the concerns of average Americans who can't afford a separate house for their wheels.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (4e+hS)
Don't get me wrong, if the DNC works the system and he ends up somehow being the nominee, he has a shot, that's the place we are in this country now. But he's never even gotten 10% of the vote at any time the two attempts he ran for president. He is not wanted or liked, he's a terrible candidate. And he's a dreaded evil white man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (0OmEj)
There's no one on either side qualified. Anyone who ran on the GOP side in 2016 should be instantly disqualified for being unable to beat Trump.
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (MkcN1)
Thanks to Joe Biden protecting the abusive credit card companies who set up shop in Delaware I haven't had a credit card in a couple of decades.
I guess I really should thank him. Except I got fvcked pretty thoroughly for a while.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (e7O7B)
Maybe you should reconsider your friendship.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:15 PM (OXTgr)
You have a good friend.
She can work a pole, whatever her flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
The book was "Goodnight Moon", wasn't it.
Posted by: intellectual capacity at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (sZRzw)
Now, I know she thinks she can run,
and I know she'll get a campaign going to do it,
and she'll probably fly around and give speeches and have gatherings,
and a whole bunch of goofy fucking Democrats will donate to her campaign,
but she has to be 35 years old.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Joe Big f'n Deal Bite Me at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (Re9MM)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ICWiF)
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Watching them try to out Socialist each other in the primaries and then move to the Center for the general should be entertaining.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)
He's 76 years old.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (OXTgr)
The book was "Goodnight Moon", wasn't it.
Posted by: intellectual capacity at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (sZRzw)
Lolita
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Joe "sometimes when we touch" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
And Roman hands and Russian fingers, IYKWIM
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)
Wouldn't that be "Beta/Gappa 2020"?
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (tOP4K)
According to the US Constitution: someone who is a natural born citizen of 35 years or older.
According to logic and reason: A leader who understands the world and economics, the constitution, and is a virtuous person that the nation can look up to rather than be embarrassed by.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)
I am looking for an over/under number here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM (OXTgr)
Well whatever you do, don't cut your nads off.
A little confusion is normal at certain ages.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)
--
When you consider where modern society and tech is, that's a short trip to the part where you control that same society and who is able to participate.
The jews were given yellow stars, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Hillary Robsham Clinton at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (ffWPP)
I'm sure Biden's diddled a lot of ass over the past 45 years.
Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)
"Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, diddle-ass Joe?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)
If he supports abortion: infinite
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: emily litella at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (HNU3P)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:17 PM
You're confused? I wanna know who snatched the 'i' out of your nic. Bob at NSA up to his old tricks?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)
Used to be 35 and Natural Born Citizen, but one of those is no longer in effect.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:16 PM (ffWPP)
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It would seem that being a billionaire Real Estate developer is a great qual, but in reality, no one is qualified. It is purely learning on the job.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0OmEj)
And then he begins creating his patriarchs and sends them out into the galaxy.
Begun, the Imperium of Man, has...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK8)
It's almost like he's trying to position himself as a man of the people.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (wSGZR)
There are plenty of people under 60 who can run-Michelle, Oprah, Spartacus, Kamala. Beto
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (6qErC)
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I don't think Silicon Valley is quite ready to push it *that* far yet.
But give it a decade or so...
Posted by: junior at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (OXTgr)
Ah, it happens.....
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (ffWPP)
I say Harris on Feb 12th.
Bring it Horde.
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (a2vo1)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (ffWPP)
I am looking for an over/under number here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:18 PM (UsCnO)
If he's a DemonRat he could go full-tilt Satanic sex and ritual sacrifice deflowering on pay per view and he would get a pass.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
I realize I'm a conservative type.
But I could learn to grope hot women, or slightly hot women, or women who
would have been hot when we were both younger.
I can get a DNA check to be sure I'm 1/4096 Native American.
I can be well groomed, and almost articulate.
I can learn to cheat, and lie.
oh, shit.
There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 04:20 PM (0NAbP)
Not Senator Boyfriend's most shining hour...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)
"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a moment of trial is a sin."
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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (rwVFm)
Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)
LOL
"May I go to the bathroom brother?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:21 PM (Y274z)
If you call unwanted groping a touchdown, yes. He's the all-time points leader.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)
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Hopefully there will be some ferocious infighting that will drain donation piggy banks, and leave the Dems broke after the primaries finish up.
Posted by: junior at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (Fp6vo)
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Only because they were good at math.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Beto "Taco" O'Rourke at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK
"Ttttthhhhhhhhank you....."
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (UfkIY)
I wasn't scolding you. Maybe being a woman who doesn't have friends sending me porno I don't understand it. I would be irritated if they did that ad it would be a complete change of anything that had done before. Plus I think if I wanted to, I could find my own porno.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (AllCR)
https://i.___ur.com/UmGJGmO.jpg
Posted by: rosignol at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (alllY)
I hope you didn't catch a virus.
Oh. Video.
Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (Evws/)
Cook has a weird habit of using Christian lingo to push his own personal views.
Example:
"I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)
Apple CEO Tim Cook said Monday night that not using one's judgement to kick certain people off of tech platforms is a sin.
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Add him to the List.
Posted by: Your Azz is Getting Karma'ed for the Dumb Shit You Do at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (jGvbj)
Fucking guy has done nothing except suck the govt tit his entire life.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Rapin' Bill Jeff Clinton at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
" Abbey Road", I think....
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)
We did!
Though Biden's "Make Paste Taste Great Again" campaign is still a growing threat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK8)
You are thinking of The Carpenters
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)
Besides the, err, current President, Joe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (yUvkN)
Just curious. Are you Uncle Palpatine under a new handle?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Occasional Cortex...come on down!
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (rwVFm)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)
I wonder myself.
Buy ammo, keep your eyes open, vote and relax.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (bcbK8)
So can someone help me here? How many times can a national politician do creepy things with little girls in public, and still be considered a leading Democrat party presidential candidate?
If he supports abortion: infinite
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
And if that doesn't work he can choose to live his life as a gay man and fight against the NRA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (aKsyK)
"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a moment of trial is a sin."
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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Tim Cook only likes to take it{/i] up the ass. He's a "bottom," in the local parlance. As long as you don't critiicize bottoms, you're go to go.
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)
I'm not sure that's how it works......God's book kinda states that differently.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (c+2jX)
===O
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
That better be a tongue depressor...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (OXTgr)
Just curious. Are you Uncle Palpatine under a new handle?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (AllCR)
No Ma'am.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (rwVFm)
https://youtu.be/dxE_UUrbMNA
Only up yesterday and there are already 5.9K anti Israeli/ Semitic comments
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (/rm4P)
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Grassley Accuses Fusion GPS Founder Of Giving 'Extremely Misleading' Testimony The Daily Caller
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Seat getting kind of hot??
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)
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I've had the link in my name for a while, but it's terrifying to consider how much they know.
Is your phone idle right now? In your pocket? "Off" in the sense that the display isn't on but it can still receive a phone call?
It's still listening.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (0NAbP)
There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)
LOL . Your hips and knees thank you
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)
And I've got Joe's election theme song all ready:
https://youtu.be/2TqSyvdqn9c?t=6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK
*snort*
good one! spot on.
yet, in Democrat circles, it seems to be a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (UsCnO)
Fucking guy has done nothing except suck the govt tit his entire life.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (88+cf)
***********
well he did ride that train from Scranton to the Blair House.
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (Y274z)
Cook has a weird habit of using Christian lingo to push his own personal views.
Example:
"I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me."
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (9qZ3S)
Tim Cook was a baptist once. He'll be happy to tell you that for as long as you'll listen. Of course he's not anymore, but he somehow never mentions that.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
This is me rolling my eyes.
Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (q177U)
===O
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Don't make me drive 3000 miles to put you to bed
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (rwVFm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)
From that Apple CEO speech:
"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our
judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from
wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a
moment of trial is a sin."
Posted by: Moron Robbie at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (0NAbP)
Does Mr Cook not understand how plurals work?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (37IEG)
Do your other friends send you porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0OmEj)
https://youtu.be/dxE_UUrbMNA
Only up yesterday and there are already 5.9K anti Israeli/ Semitic comments
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (/rm4P)
Ah, I see Vox Day and Zero Hedge have found it, then.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: red speck at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
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The same one they made over and over.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (2Mnv1)
DAMN it, he's winning me over!!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)
My Mother is a retired teacher and has been part of a long term Health study done on Teachers... 30+ years.
this years questionnaire is about her MENTAL Health, and her FAMILY members Mental and Physical Health. Things like, do any family members have PTSD and what is their relationship to you.
I told her I didn't want her to put ANYTHING about me, or mine, in that questionnaire, as its just another set of data points to go into liberal databases like the Catalist Database.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
The same one they made over and over.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)
This, actually.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (F4u7C)
oh, shit.
There is just no way I can learn to skateboard by 2020. Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)
LOL . Your hips and knees thank you
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (AllCR)
While I do have nice health insurance, no doubt my bank account will also thank me. I am confident that the recovery period between injuries sustained in 'learning' will easily take up the 2 years I have available.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)
And gropin's fun to do
One of these days I'll grope and sniff your locks in DC too
Posted by: middle-class Joe at the karaoke bar at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)
He's just being forward thinking. Progressivism has stopped being a political philosophy or a cultural movement, its just an atheistic religion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)
I'd be more afraid of the teeth.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR) "
And unless a stop to it is put, we will get there, probably sooner than later.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (KVMek)
Today is National Cookie Day!
That is all.
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (s0pjO)
I went to Sundowners outside of Niagara once. The main rule she had during the dance was "don't touch the cookie." Other than that, no holds barred.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (ffWPP)
This whole thing is sophomoric Beto on a skateboard. Michelle says "ya'll" when she isn't Southern and then curses and uses the word "s*** in a public interview and the left says "This is so kewl!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
He was a Baptist... until he decided he just loved the smell and taste of feces too much.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (0NAbP)
And they make out, flirt, seduce, fool around, and fuck. All of that still happens in meat space. It's nice.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (rwVFm)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
When they get to the first debate for the Democratic Party, its gonna be
like a clown car emptying out. Everybody is gonna run, Beto is gonna be
up there, all of them are gonna line up thinking they're the Trump
slayer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)
It's very profitable just to run for the Presidency.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:27 PM (OXTgr)
Do your other friends send you porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:29 PM (AllCR)
Guessing not a real friend, they would send you better pron than Stormy Daniels.
I think you were actually insulted. Did you do something to them recently?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)
Because THAT'S a big fuckin deal!!!
Posted by: Joey Gropes at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (OiC69)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
And it's rapidly on its way to join Islam in "Monolithic Death Cult" status.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (UnA8+)
https://tinyurl.com/y8m9cuvb
Who was that idiot who said the other day that "We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that Americans will not shit on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)
this years questionnaire is about her MENTAL Health, and her FAMILY members Mental and Physical Health. Things like, do any family members have PTSD and what is their relationship to you.
I told her I didn't want her to put ANYTHING about me, or mine, in that questionnaire, as its just another set of data points to go into liberal databases like the Catalist Database.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
Stay away from all educators.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (rwVFm)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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I can live with that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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I guess the Dem's don't have any use for them anymore and pulling their funding.
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (G0vdT)
Who was that idiot who said the other day that
"We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that
Americans will not shit on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)
Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Exactly. All kinds of porn is available with the click of a button and people s friends need to send it to them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (Z1eux)
I know they can be cheesy, vocally, but they've got good workout tunes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)
This whole thing is sophomoric Beto on a skateboard. Michelle says
"ya'll" when she isn't Southern and then curses and uses the word "s***
in a public interview and the left says "This is so kewl!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)
Did you see him pounding on his steering wheel to some cool tunes while waiting in the drive thru at Whataburger?
That was so awesome. NOT.
Who are these people? How did they get through high school, who let them vote, and what are they doing in my country?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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So all the writers and thought leaders will move to National Review?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Well, the illegals DO tend to chase out the Bloods and/or Crips...
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (UnA8+)
From that Apple CEO speech:
"I believe the most sacred thing each of us is given is our
judgement, our morality, our own innate desire to separate right from
wrong," Cook said. "Choosing to set that responsibility aside at a
moment of trial is a sin."
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I'm guessing saying two dudes having buttsex is morally wrong would get you unpersoned almost immediately by this same person.
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decisions, decisions.
buttsex, censorship.
First world CEO problems
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Old TV Commercial at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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If that happens, someone will find Ace buried under a pile of pudding cups and Valu Rite bottles.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
Return to your posts! There is no cause for alarm! Paolo, get back to cucking me! RETURN TO YOUR POSTS!
Posted by: Cruise Captain Kristol at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Facial Scarring Survivor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (IFUWa)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
Ahoy!
Posted by: National Review at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/ko85)
No matter what any religion says (even Christianity) only one can be the dominant one in any culture, and every culture has a dominant religion. Without exception. Eventually one faith becomes the one in charge and it tends to suppress all others
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)
Wait.....I thought that's what it was for....exclusively.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)
And he sent you porn?
I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)
Biden beat Ryan in their debate by screaming/interrupting constantly ... but that can be effective, especially when all media is on his side.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0OmEj)
The band played on.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)
When you're funded privately by leftist billionaires, why bother running a business?
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM
Right...how about those insurance rates on your car? Not the same story is it?
Geraldo makes a stump look smart.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Not quite where I was going with that, but you're not wrong.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (UnA8+)
You're warned, crackers.
https://twitter.com/JB_Goldstein/status/
1069986041572945921
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (Evws/)
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, Porn, Porn!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (37IEG)
Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "
Posted by: Joe "Creepy Hands" Biden at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (m6h/F)
I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK
Was it ethically sourced?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (9VeU0)
When you're funded privately by leftist billionaires, why bother running a business?
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)
Somehow, this too is the story of Obama
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (/rm4P)
I can see him convincing her that the way to get ahead in congress is by giving head.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Max Boot at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)
I've been greatly misinformed about pastors from Utah...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK
Was it ethically sourced?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9VeU0)
Local and Organic?
Asking for a friend.
me.
I'm my friend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (ffWPP)
Probably something like the Free Beacon or Washington Examiner
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (37IEG)
Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "
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I prefer Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (m6h/F)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:38 PM (OXTgr)
Aw come on, that was kinda funny...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Old TV Commercial at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (jGvbj)
Go listen to some of the old jingles from back in the day. Armour Hot Dogs was a good one.
"fat kids, skinny kids...." Too much buthurt and feewings nowadays for that.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C)
Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' "
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I prefer Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 04, 2018 04:39 PM (m6h/F)
"The Teaches of Peaches"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)
There was a shampoo back in the 70's that had an ad campaign featuring men smelling womens hair and commenting on how terrific it smelled.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
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No worries Cap'n Bill's Leftard Billionaires will save them
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (yUvkN)
Right...how about those insurance rates on your car? Not the same story is it?
Geraldo makes a stump look smart.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
According to New Jersey, that's because we're not giving them Drivers Licenses.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: trick question at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Some "Pastor" in Utah at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Bacon at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)
odd you should mention it. the ovation channel has been playing "demolition man" a lot lately. that one is lenina huxley's favorite.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:41 PM (NmR1a)
176 Has Joe been introduced to Occasional Cortex yet? Because I'd love to see that video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
It would be amusing watching Joe grope Loopy, just to see what she does with those eyes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 04:31 PM (MkcN1)
Those eyes? What about those TEETH?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:37 PM (F4u7C)
Somehow, this too is the story of Obama
The Obama's are still raking in that loot. The Clinton's? Not so much. There usefulness is over apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (/ko85)
https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1070067821844070400
Don't want to actively root for people losing their jobs, but...
Get woke. Go broke!
Posted by: The Institute at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nGsFZ)
Please run for President. I will vote for you in the Primary. Then please debate Trump in the same way you did Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin, so I can say " Wow I want that man to have the nuclear football." To any member of the press.
I know that I cannot help you financially but I do have some pocket lint to contribute to the campaingn.
Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 04:40 PM (TAmPV)
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And I always got slapped for quoting it!
Posted by: A Little Person at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW)
But...
Thank God I live in Texas.
Because that's the way we're headed.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Our prior magazine, The Weekly Standard, unfortunately acquired an undeserved reputation as an anti-American pro-Globalist subversive rag.
Be assured our NEW magazine will be nothing like that!
Posted by: George Soros and Cap'n Bill Kristol at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:36 PM (OXTgr)
Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: lonetown at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (RJNUb)
Ya know, everyone told us Hillary was the most qualified presidential candidate ever.
"Qualified"
I do not think that word means what they think it means.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: lonetown at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (RJNUb)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)
oddly enough, saw a story yesterday about a fellow who has lived entirely on a cruise ship for the last 13 years.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (xGZ+b)
Wait; Your friend who is a pastor sent you porn?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)
It's all good, he's the minister down at "Our lady of the Evening"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)
I know that I cannot help you financially but I do have some pocket lint to contribute to the campaingn.
Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2018 04:42 PM (nonGu)
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Can you imagine the Orange stomp PDT would lay down on him? Enough popcorn does not exist.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)
If she opens them any wider they might fall out of her face. Joe will be too busy to notice, but it's bound to get awkward.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)
It's okay Fen.... he is Unitarian.....
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR)
Years ago, I had a friend who worked as a church secretary. She walked in on the pastor watching porn, and she said he didn't even attempt to hide it. Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah I wanted to introduce her to my hot dog too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (39g3+)
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Prosecutors Seek Intentional Murder Charge Against Somali Cop Who Shot Justine Damond - Blunt Force Truth
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)
I see their subscriber count dropping dramatically.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
Who doesn't like hotdogs?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)
Is this a survey, or a trap?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)
I think it would be the most epic of trolling if he could get just ONE campaign stop sponsored by Orange Julius.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (F4u7C)
Their nomination is a race to the Left.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Puddin Head
False. In WWII, we wanted one side to win.
Posted by: Smurfs must die at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (pkvO1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (yUvkN)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)
A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)
even kids with chicken pox
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (OXTgr)
My daughter.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Filbert J. Schmegma: Concerned American at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (HrSJb)
Somehow someone administered a clue bat to his shaved head (baldies never get that we all know why they shave their head) and he got that.
Could be he realized his batting women around wouldn't go over too good in two years.
He'll wait until 2024 when he's got some bills paid.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (wd9fW)
285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)
A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK
Son #3 likes Chive.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (37IEG)
My campaign song will be Kim Carnes' "She's Got Mary Feldman Eyes."
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (m6h/F)
Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)
even kids with chicken pox
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (fuK7c)
Yeah, that one....
My brother has a bunch of old school commercials on his MP3 player. That one comes across and I just laugh. Play that on ANY college campus today and watch the psycho fucks fall and start pissing themselves.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (F4u7C)
And cookies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
Journey sucks balls
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Aw, be good to yourself...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
Hot dogs should only have mustard
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (OXTgr)
Chili and cheese.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (HrSJb)
I did. My polling place wasn't very busy earlier today, but it was very busy when I drove by a little while ago.
And speaking of driving, Sirius XM hasn't cowed and taken "Baby It's Cold Outside" off their Christmas play list.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
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Not yet. I have no car and need some help getting around. A neighbor is taking me when she gets home from work. I've converted her.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffYR/)
If you read his letter, though, he's kind of down on the Democrat candidates.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)
And chopped carrots.....
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffWPP)
285 Speaking of porn, as of later this month tumblr will no longer host adult material.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM (jGvbj)
A sad day. Hottie pics were the only reason I was on that site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK
Son #3 likes Chive.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (37IEG)
The Chive is Quality. But they don't do nudes.
Tumblr was where I'd collect playboy snaps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM
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That is going to pi$$ off a whole bunch of people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (BXMxN)
-800 on the Dow, just to screw over Trump.
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (sf1AO)
And speaking of driving, Sirius XM hasn't cowed and taken "Baby It's Cold Outside" off their Christmas play list.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)
But they're promoting RAPE!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kids who climb on rocks at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (xGZ+b)
Somehow someone administered a clue bat to his shaved head (baldies never get that we all know why they shave their head) ...
He'll wait until 2024 when he's got some bills paid.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (wd9fW)
Hey now. Bald is beautiful
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2018 04:24 PM (c+2jX)
Creepy Sqared? All of the no!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (BMw+g)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (OXTgr)
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (6eEQ+)
Listening to @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y on @LarryOConnor's show. He said there could be yet another delay in @GenFlynn's sentenci....but he did say if the sentencing hearing does take place on 18 Dec, it's an indication the Mueller investigation is done & wrapping up.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (BqBId)
around. A neighbor is taking me when she gets home from work. I've
converted her.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:49 PM (ffYR/)
Good for you! My BiL is a loony prog and poll manager in Cobb County. He'll be the skinny guy with a pony tail, if you're suspicious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ffWPP)
My campaign song will be Kim Carnes' "She's Got Mary Feldman Eyes."
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 04, 2018 04:47 PM (m6h/F)
"And she'll tease you, she'll unease you...all the better just to please you..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)
What's the rush?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
better than a herkimer battle jitney?
Posted by: the spleen at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (HrSJb)
I saw the German version Panzerwurstwagen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Rula Lenska at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)
All due respect, but he's just talking to talk.
What does it mean if takes place on 17 December? Or the 19th? Or January 8?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
.........and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you MEDDLING KIDS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (Re9MM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
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I doubt I'll see him, as I'm pretty far NW. I will probably see a clone of him though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)
Two years ago in Dover Delaware of all places.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (Z04f8)
I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as millions of camwhores suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: Obi-Won Pornobi at December 04, 2018 04:53 PM (bxu2Y)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (BXMxN)
https://tinyurl.com/ycacsojz
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Note: liberals are always quick to mangle "judge not, lest ye be judged" in an attempt to silence conservatives. But now, all of a sudden, judgment is a good thing, even an obligation.
Cook is pulling the standard liberal trick. He's pretending to advocate for some universal moral principle, but that's all a sham. He's trying to rig the game for his own side.
If he were serious about this principle of people allowing their judgment to justify a policy, he'd support heterosexuals outlawing sodomy, or outlawing gay propaganda, gay adoptions or "marriage". I'll bet he doesn't support that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)
...and none of the vitamins and minerals of Kaboom! brand cereal.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Did you vote in the runoff today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
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Was wondering about you two in the earlier threads. Please tell me y'all voted & what the turn out has been?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (hECVl)
Thank you. It needed to be said !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (KVMek)
So, go short on Tumbler.
Posted by: Down Jones at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: I See A Penis at December 04, 2018 04:55 PM (sDEZ5)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Penis Mightier at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (37IEG)
LMAO!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (q177U)
"The 'me' is silent in the Greek, but assumed"
--Pastor Cindy Hooper of the First Evangelical Church of Lenin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (jGvbj)
"The 'me' is silent in the Greek, but assumed"
--Pastor Cindy Hooper of the First Evangelical Church of Lenin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)
There is no ME in I, but there should be.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby
And sauerkraut. And shredded cheese.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:48 PM (c3AZU)
Dill pickles, diced onion. (Skip the cheese, unless a chili dog).
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (s0pjO)
So, go short on Tumbler.
i think it's called "shrinkage".
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (xGZ+b)
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)
Oh, JOE!!!
And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)
So, you're Nurse Janet Ratched?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (37IEG)
Average Joe? Yeah, you and what you do by choice need no introduction here at the HQ.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (CE5C/)
At least they can still go cruising. You know, important stuff.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Pat Sajak at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (c3AZU)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)
...it depends on where you see it. And if your own penis gets 'mighter' when you do.
Tim Cook can explain it in his next Apple update.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)
"We need immigrants"? Yes, the immigrants willing to shit on foods that
Americans will not shit on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:34 PM (/qEW2)
Geraldo? He also said neighborhoods are safer when illegals move in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
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No, it was some woman who said something like "we need babies. We need workers".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (/qEW2)
OK, lets take a good look at those 6 Calif seats the Repubs were winning on election day, but then lost when all the 'mail in' ballots that were brought in by unnamed persons were counted.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby
Depends. You looking up or looking down?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (c3AZU)
LOL
Double LOL. Well done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (KTDWH)
Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (KTDWH)
Half man, half dog?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)
And take a pay cut????
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 04:45 PM
Which *only* leaves 4,999 locations to find it. Whatever will people do?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 04:58 PM (OXTgr)
Whew! At least I'm not gay.
Posted by: Claude Rains at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 04:50 PM (bcbK
So says every bald man in the world.
Yet somehow the fake hair and hair thickener industry is a billion dollar industry.
Hey, not putting bald down but guys, really, just admit it.
We all KNOW. I've seen some really expensive hair pieces and guess what? You could tell.
It is what it is. I dread the day mine goes. And it will. Like the prostate getting large it's gonna happen.
Women's boobs droop and the face wrinkles. Men go bald and the prostate decides to swell up.
And ironically all your other hair starts growing like there's no tomorrow.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (KTDWH)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:06 PM (ffWPP)
When I started to lose my hair, I cut it all off.
I decided I could either be bald or balding.
I chose the skin job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)
do an image search of just about any woman.
about half way through or sooner you will start seeing naked women.
No matter who you search for.
And if you search for some really popular ones; katy bar the door. Practically the first page is naked pics.
Some are obvious photo shops but still.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 04:54 PM (hECVl)
It wasn't too busy when I voted this morning, but I drove by a little while ago and the parking lot was packed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
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Number 1 rule about liberals: They *never* mean what they say.
You can even get sucked in like me and think that an absence of them violating whatever the "standards" they are currently vocalizing means that they stand for something. It may take 10 years, it may take 20. But they will always betray the very standard they shout at somebody else.
If you are condemned by a liberal for something, always know that the "I mean this for you" is implied.
Meanwhile, I'm kind of liberal in the Judge Not sense, but I'm consistent.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)
OK, lets take a good look at those 6 Calif seats the Repubs were winning on election day, but then lost when all the 'mail in' ballots that were brought in by unnamed persons were counted.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)
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Someone needs to investigate how 250,000 ballots magically show up.
Wondering if something can be done with the whole harvesting ballots thing? Like maybe send it to SCOTUS.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (ffWPP)
Some are obvious photo shops but still.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (wd9fW)
Hmmm. ...
Melania Trump...
Oooh, that's nice.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (1g7ch)
"Penis mightiers?!? Gussy it up however ya want, what matters is, does it work, will it really mighty my penis man? Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind tellin' ya! And if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (39g3+)
Sounds like he divorced first wife; remarried and is divorcing his second wife. Divorce not yet finalized he's dickin' a bimbo in a Century City love nest--and then proceeded to beat the bejabbers out of her, throwing her naked into the hallway. She's filed a domestic violence complaint against him. So he wants to go spend more time with her, slap her around a bit etc? Smooth move Avenatti.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: TX 32 orphan at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (Wa5hI)
Biden is a PA native (Scranton) and DE resident (Greenville).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (XdWyA)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 04, 2018 10:22 PM (rraVl)
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