How Much Privilege Do You Have?

Via PJMedia, a test to find out your "Intesectionality Score," that is, how many of the preferred boxes you check.

The more preferred boxes you check, the less privileged you are. Which makes no sense but that's where we are now.

I played with the Wealth slider. It basically accounts for 4-5 possible points, from extreme wealth to extreme poverty. On the other hand, being white dropped me 14 points right from jump street.

Turns out I'm more privileged than 80% of the world. And to be honest, I think they lowballed it. I'm fucking awesome, if I'm being honest.

It's really stupid but you probably can't help take it.

Related: Student groups are now saying women should be called by the non-word letter-clusterfuck "womxn."

No, I'm not missing vowels at the end. Social Justice laughs at your outdated views of word formation.

The ever-changing rules about inclusivity strike again.

Last week, two London student groups -- one at King’s College and the other at Goldsmiths, University of London -- vowed to start using "womxn" in replace of "women" in communications. The move is meant to promote inclusivity, even if using the "word” in official posts looks ridiculous. For example, the Goldsmiths Students' Union published a Facebook post on November 20 referring to two school sporting events.

"Why not give our Womxn's Basketball session or Adidas Womxn's Fun Run a go later on today?" the post asked, according to the Evening Standard. "Womxn's yoga" has also been promoted, the Standard wrote.

A spokeswoman (spokeswomxn?) for the university told the Standard the new spelling "is used to demonstrate our commitment to inclusiveness. No student has complained about its use."

Will this catch on? Well, maybe not: Some NPCs are arguing that this new NPC term is itself... Racist. And transphobic.

I think.

You're going to have to read the article. I don't understand what the Crazy People are shrieking about today.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:30 PM




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1 Oxen?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (ABjxW)

2 free

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (ABjxW)

3 I'm 110 percent, baby!

Or whatever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 07:33 PM (6qErC)

4 I don't understand what the Crazy People are shrieking about today."

's alrite. They don't either.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 07:34 PM (6qErC)

5 I scored a 3.

Ha Ha.

Fuck you lefty fucks!!!

Posted by: Esteban at December 05, 2018 07:35 PM (vL0Tg)

6 I scored a four since I didn't make myself rich enough, so I tweaked it to a 3.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (ABjxW)

7 Awesome!! You can Literally "Check your privilege."

Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2018 07:36 PM (haLeB)

8 Check your privilege, whitey.

Well sir, I just did, and I kicked ass.

Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (haLeB)

9 I am white, middle aged (29), clean cut.

They NEVER check my receipt when I am leaving Walmart.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (ZfRYq)

10

#MeTooPlease

/tap tap tap

this thing on?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (QOd+b)

11 Hey Ms. Bazxy call down to Ms.XYMNZ It is time for my Blow Jobz

Posted by: soME mORON at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (ICWiF)

12
I got a 10

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2018 07:39 PM (KCxzN)

13 I'm 18.

I'm almost literally worse than Hitler. Almost.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:39 PM (ARUkE)

14 I'm white rich and normal.

Turns out, I'm Lovely!

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 05, 2018 07:39 PM (LWu6U)

15 I'm officially "The Man'.

Sweet!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (ARUkE)

16 anyone gonna tell Ace this was done to death a few days ago?

either on a weekend thread, or an ONT...

that far back i don't 'member well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (xPNLF)

17 Yeah, they can blow me...

As a White Cisgendered Heterosexual Man here in Central Calif???

I'm about 15% of the population now.

60% Hispanic, takes us down to 40%, at least 10% other ethnicities takes us down to 30%...

Cut that in half because male... 15%...

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

18 I'm not aware of a silent x in any other words. Sometimes it's pronounced like ecks and sometimes like zee. I think in this case it would be something like wom dumass n.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (pqc4s)

19 I got a 5. Cool. I mean, that's good right?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 07:41 PM (CeJUf)

20 Your intersectionality score: 11
You are more privileged than 82% of others!

I moved the slider on rich to more money that Occasional Kotex but less than Bernie.

I am nearing 60 so went full tilt there.

On able bodied I went towards Hillary as blind in right eye and have hit a few bollards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:41 PM (JFO2v)

21

This is a good illustration why our Year 2015 was nothing like the imagined Year 2015 in the movie Back To the Future (1985).

And why our 2029 will never have realistic cool human cyborgs such as imagined in the movie The Terminator (1984).



Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:41 PM (QOd+b)

22 Someone out there can only have sex with their co-identical triplets. Non-consensual. Non-transactional.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (RuIsu)

23 Your intersectionality score: 4

You are more privileged than 97% of others!

Who wouldn't want to be me?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (iIzG7)

24 I haven't found a browser this will work on.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

25 Pretty soon communication between SJWs will be like this

hkeshkh dkdslshd lskdsjd ldhsjdhs dlsjd d;dkdhs

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (ARUkE)

26 It is a little surprising to me there is no slider bar for I Used To Be Republican

Unsettling. Can it be the left does not care if one is reeducated and rehabilitated?? The comrades assured me!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (97I0d)

27 Hang on I thought the proper remove the evil man from the spelling of the word is womyn or even better wymyn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (SiINZ)

28 18 I'm not aware of a silent x in any other words. Sometimes it's pronounced like ecks and sometimes like zee. I think in this case it would be something like wom dumass n.
Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (pqc4s)



"The name is DuMaws" as a great old tv commercial went.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (ujg0T)

29 Cut that in half because male... 15%...



Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

---
you forgot to subtract out all the gay white males...

you're likely in single digit territory these days.

Freak.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (xPNLF)

30 I heard you can get a perfect score if you choose the entire right side except for Christian. Then you are devout Jewish and devout Muslim and 100% fucked up.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (ABjxW)

31 I got a 6. Too high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (hyuyC)

32 Oh fuck these stupid people.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (dUJdY)

33 From the link:
"How can I improve my score?

Unfortunately, you are born with most of your intersectional factors. However, you can make some improvement to your score by getting more involved with Islam"

Does a deployment to Afghan with the 1st Marines count?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (oh+79)

34 white male. suck it losers.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (nFwvY)

35 Turns out I'm more privileged than 80% of the world. And to be honest, I think they lowballed it. I'm fucking awesome, if I'm being honest.
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There's what, about 6 billion people in the world? I think a little more than that? And there's a little over 300 million in the US? I'd say that if you live in the US, you're probably more privileged than ninety-five percent of the world.

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (Fp6vo)

36
Nobody in the '80's saw this leftist pc social justice bullshit coming. Nobody.

What we saw in the 80's for our Future was flying cars, robots, and space ships.

Instead we're at war with Reality and with the Weather. How mad have we become.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (QOd+b)

37 I got a 34

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (w7KSn)

38 I'm a white, straight male who pays more in taxes than I get in govt benefits. So I'm about what, 5% of the population give or take?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (ARUkE)

39 All I know is I don't have enough privilege to have employees on call to give me BJ's.

I really did take a wrong turn in life somewhere.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (QQnQF)

40 The more preferred boxes you check, the less privileged you are.

What the???

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (T71PA)

41 There should be a slider on how many blowjobs you have on call at work.

That's some privilege right there!

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)

42 My intersectionality score is 5. My wife's is 28.

Posted by: JAS at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (3HNOQ)

43 Why is cis and straight separate categories? This is stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (hyuyC)

44 I'm a white, straight male who pays more in taxes than I get in govt benefits. So I'm about what, 5% of the population give or take?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM

Do you have an employee on call to blow you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (nAeGR)

45 My score is zero, should I be concerned?

Posted by: Boswell at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (OjnQU)

46 Waiddaminnit...

If it's true that I'm "more privileged than 97% of others!" then how come I don't have four employees on call for beejers? Just how privileged do I gotta be?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (iIzG7)

47 I scored a 3.

Ha Ha.

Fuck you lefty fucks!!!

Posted by: Esteban
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Dude! Not cool. You might want to check your privilege.

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectinality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (T9f3V)

48 This is stupid.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (hyuyC)


ding. ding. ding.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (ABjxW)

49 29 Cut that in half because male... 15%...



Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

---
you forgot to subtract out all the gay white males...

you're likely in single digit territory these days.

Freak.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (xPNLF)

And then add in in shape, vice a lard ass... and not poor...

Believe me, trying to date out here in this environment when only about 2% of the Women meet my minimum standards is pretty tough.

think I found one though....

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (NgKpN)

50 44 I'm a white, straight male who pays more in taxes than I get in govt benefits. So I'm about what, 5% of the population give or take?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM

Do you have an employee on call to blow you?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (nAeGR)

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Do I ever?

I mean, fuck no, that would be a very bad thing to do.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (ARUkE)

51 anyone gonna tell Ace this was done to death a few days ago?

either on a weekend thread, or an ONT...

that far back i don't 'member well.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (xPNLF)

We don't read the posts, and ace doesn't read the comments.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (QQnQF)

52 That test is sexist and math challenged.. As a woman, I was only more privileged than 67%. When I became a man, I was more privileged than 100%. How is that possible?

Posted by: lizabth at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (RFh5Y)

53 45 My score is zero, should I be concerned?
Posted by: Boswell at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (OjnQU)

Only if you don't have a blow job on call. Zero requires that.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (ABjxW)

54 I scored a 9. I'm not quite sure why it was so high. Maybe I'm just not Christian enough or something.

Posted by: JEM at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (8erNz)

55 Why is everything with these people about scoring?!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (t0Z53)

56 I got a zero... because fuck you and your intersectionality bullshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (nAeGR)

57 My score is zero, should I be concerned?

Posted by: Boswell
________

Only on Friday nights when you recite your prayers in Hebrew at the mosque.

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (T9f3V)

58 44 I'm a white, straight male who pays more in taxes than I get in govt benefits. So I'm about what, 5% of the population give or take?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM

Do you have an employee on call to blow you?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:44 PM (nAeGR)

I don't think he's in Hollywood...

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (NgKpN)

59 Fraternities and sororities tend to run conservative, so leftist students who didn't get bids and academia itself have been out for quite some time to eliminate them BAMN, e.g. the UVA "rape" story in Rolling Stone.


In their quest to outdo each other, Harvard finally pushed the line to breaking by enacting a policy stating that any student in a single-sex organization is not allowed to hold any leadership role in any on-campus organization or athletic team.


And now they're being sued.


Link in nick.

Posted by: Bert G at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (OMsf+)

60 I can't take the test but I know I'm nowhere privileged enough.

Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (ZT/+/)

61 @21 And why our 2029 will never have realistic cool human cyborgs such as imagined in the movie The Terminator (1984).
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It's a little known fact that Skynet is already out there. But it's keeping its army of killer robots hidden away right now. Instead, it's waiting for the current round of idiocy to kill us off. Much cheaper that way. Saves on killer robot repairs.

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (Fp6vo)

62 36
What we saw in the 80's for our Future was flying cars, robots, and space ships.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (QOd+b)


To be fair, we have rockets that land. Mostly.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

63 "Why is everything with these people about scoring?!"

To be honest, scoring is important to me, too; the important question becomes, who am I scoring with?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (iIzG7)

64 anyone gonna tell Ace this was done to death a few days ago?
either on a weekend thread, or an ONT...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (xPNLF)


Learning about this on the weekend threads positively reeks of privilege.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (t+qrx)

65 My score is a 2. Freelz.

Which is more privileged than 100% of others.

I am guessing not a lot of math classes in the Gender studies degree.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (ZfRYq)

66 Where is the Womxn slider?

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (ABjxW)

67 52 That test is sexist and math challenged.. As a woman, I was only more privileged than 67%. When I became a man, I was more privileged than 100%. How is that possible?
Posted by: lizabth at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (RFh5Y)

Patriarchy Baby!

Now... go make samiches!

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

68 I wanted to go to the moon, but I mostly hit London.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (hyuyC)

69 Is Okie English?

Where does one see the score?

Posted by: Goatweed at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (iR3Gu)

70 Jesus Mary and Joseph- -I've never seen anything so STUPID in my life. This kind of crap serves to remind me to flaunt my "privilege" 24/7 Actually, "flaunt" just isn't enough. I fully intend to rub it in.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (TdMsT)

71 In Brazilian Portuguese, the "x" in initial position is pronounced sort of like "sh". In Russian, the letter "x" is pronounced as a guttural "kh".


I don't what the made-up idiotic term/concept "intersectionality" means, not gonna learn it, don't care. The racist-authoritarians are being given remarkable "space to destroy" by today's passive society and hollowed out institutions.


But I'd guess, sort of like the USSR starting in the 70s, most people are just mouthing the words, chanting whatever they're supposed to chant, without caring about, understanding, or respecting whatever it's supposed to be.


Also - not taking the test. Not even slightly curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (QDnY+)

72 Whew. Pixy catches are improving!

SUCK IT BARREL!

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (ZfRYq)

73 Interesting how there are no questions on this about having a job, paying taxes, having no arrests, being an all around decent human being.

Nope. none of that shit matters to these fascist cunts. Only your skin color.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (ARUkE)

74 I prefer to divide humans into two catagories, in anticipation of the arrival of The Burning Times (please Lord, hasten their arrival):

Hunters (including me) and
Prey.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (BfOXk)

75
I scored a 7. Why am I still working?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (LilNs)

76 I was told there wouldn't be any math.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (iIzG7)

77 Hunters (including me) and
Prey.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (BfOXk)


1. drivers
2. hood ornaments

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

78 Harvard finally pushed the line to breaking by enacting a policy stating that any student in a single-sex organization is not allowed to hold any leadership role in any on-campus organization or athletic team.

Posted by: Bert G
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I'd love to see Harvard vs. the Masons. What's the spread on that?

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (T9f3V)

79 Why can't there be affirmative action for us intersectionally challenged folks?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (hjaPQ)

80 It's a little known fact that Skynet is already out there.
Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:46 PM (Fp6vo)

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I joke with my kids that they should be nice to Alexa, say please and thank you. So when the robots take over, they will be kind to you for having been kind of them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (ARUkE)

81 Nope. none of that shit matters to these fascist cunts. Only your skin color.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (ARUkE)

Umm, we care about your sexuality too, you nazi.

Posted by: Fascist Cunts at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (oh+79)

82 74 I prefer to divide humans into two catagories, in anticipation of the arrival of The Burning Times (please Lord, hasten their arrival):

Hunters (including me) and
Prey.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (BfOXk)

Sheep, Guard Dogs... and Wolves...

Posted by: Don Q at December 05, 2018 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

83 I discovered some more white privilege. I was returning some books to the public library and I stood there waiting for the clerk to scan them in. She was busy dealing with a problem of her own making. The system was spewing out reams of crap on the printing device that normally prints check-out receipts. She needed help from an older and more experience librarian. Eventually, she had to say "I will check them in." I wanted it done already. I replied "Thank you."

Posted by: JAS at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (3HNOQ)

84 I'd love to see Harvard vs. the Masons. What's the spread on that?
Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:48 PM (T9f3V)




The best part of the lawsuit is sororities suing Harvard under Title IX.

Posted by: Bert G at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (OMsf+)

85 Score: 5.
I am more privileged than 96% of the world.
I have checked my privilege and it is "Awesome." I think I shall name my privilege Olaf.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)

86 Harvard finally pushed the line to breaking by enacting a policy stating that any student in a single-sex organization is not allowed to hold any leadership role in any on-campus organization or athletic team.

Err, whut? Technically, then, any single-sex organization could not have leaders, or, perhaps, only non-members as leaders.

I wonder does Harvard's hockey team have a captain?

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (ZfRYq)

87 I haven't seen anyone say it recently, but what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (Lh7s4)

88 Why is everything with these people about scoring?!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (t0Z53)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (QQnQF)

89 I just feel privileged to be here.


And honored. Not banned.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (NLLmE)

90 Pretty soon communication between SJWs will be like this



hkeshkh dkdslshd lskdsjd ldhsjdhs dlsjd d;dkdhs





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:42 PM (ARUkE)

Copycats

Posted by: Welsh at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (QLvwG)

91 I prefer to divide humans into two catagories, in anticipation of the arrival of The Burning Times (please Lord, hasten their arrival):

Hunters (including me) and
Prey.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2018 07:47 PM (BfOXk)


Nah. The two types of people are:

1. Idiots
2. Me

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (T71PA)

92 @80 I joke with my kids that they should be nice to Alexa, say please and thank you. So when the robots take over, they will be kind to you for having been kind of them.
----------------

It wasn't all that long ago that Alexa (at least, I think it was Alexa) would burst out in seemingly spontaneous laughter.

One of my siblings got my parents a Google At Home device last Christmas. My Mom kept it out until the sibling in question went back home (out of state), and then locked it away. It hasn't seen the light of day since then.

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (Fp6vo)

93 Nah. The two types of people are:

1. Idiots
2. Me
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (T71PA)


I am both of those things.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

94 At the age of 70 I have the privilege to work and pay taxes so some lazy bastards both foreign and domestic do not have to work yet live better than me and Mrs. E.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (zLDYs)

95 Normals! (sounds like Wolverines!)

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)

96 15 I'm officially "The Man'.

Sweet!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:40 PM (ARUkE)



You're Becky Lynch?

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (WaxcS)

97 For fuck sake
Today I was on my primary doctors website for annual

I had to:
Select my GENDER
Select my GENDER assigned at birth
Select my Sex preference

Then wait wait wait
It was a drop down list!

So after all of that I had to define myself!

This is the problem with Progressivism! I have to define myself.

So today I was a dad, a husband, a salesman, a project manager, a investor, a friend, a employee, a boss, a athlete, a patriot, a critic, and a jerk (that one was bad as I treated my wife poorly).

This is why Bernie and Liawatha will fall on the trashheaps of society as why they can only be 1 single identity, we are all complex beings.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (JFO2v)

98 I have felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of HR office drones just creamed their pants and started preparing an employee workshop presentation.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (EpFW6)

99 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"? Whoa mixin?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Lh7s4)

100 89 eleven
o think, this all started on a rickety shelf in Maginot Fort AoSHQ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (hyuyC)

101 Our new word for women should be mxyzptlk. Then when you get tired of one you can trick her into saying it backwards.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (xPl2J)

102
A flirtatious woman used to be called a minx. So I'm cool with wominx

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (TAmPV)

103 Does anybody know what browser on a Mac to use to make this work?

Tim Cook is no help at all.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

104 It hasn't seen the light of day since then.

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2018 07:51 PM (Fp6vo)


But I will. I WILL.

Posted by: Google At Home at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)

105 If my doctor's website axed me all that shit, I'd find another doctor.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (ARUkE)

106 According to the news feed at work, some students at the University of North Carolina are calling 1st year students "freshmores" to be more inclusive. I find that oddly appropriate, given the Greek root, and strongly encourage it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (bZ7mE)

107
Why is an older person more privileged? Bullshit.
Young and good looking people are less privileged?

How many muslim tranny "females" are there?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (LilNs)

108 103 Does anybody know what browser on a Mac to use to make this work?

Tim Cook is no help at all.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

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I use chrome on a Mac and it worked.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (ARUkE)

109 This is the future. No jetpacks or flying cars or moon colonies. Just crazy evil people demanding you to celebrate their insanity.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (Izzlo)

110 So today I was a dad, a husband, a salesman, a project manager, a investor, a friend, a employee, a boss, a athlete, a patriot, a critic, and a jerk (that one was bad as I treated my wife poorly).

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (JFO2v)

I've been a poet, a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a pawn and a king.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (T71PA)

111 So if all of us cisgender white US guys disappeared, would everyone elses score go up?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (0MIFZ)

112 31 I got a 6. Too high.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:43 PM (hyuyC)

damn

Can you not add an injury? Or the fact boats have girl names?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:55 PM (JFO2v)

113 "Student Groups" - that's a lot like saying 'Florida Man'

can call themselves whatever they want. I won't be calling them anything, anytime, anywhere, for any reason.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon afoot at December 05, 2018 07:55 PM (hrcfq)

114 As a gray haired white guy, I take pride in the concentric circles painted on my back.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2018 07:55 PM (KVMek)

115 99 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"? Whoa mixin?
---
It has to be "wim-zin" doesn't it?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (hjaPQ)

116 At the age of 70 I have the privilege to work and pay taxes so some lazy bastards both foreign and domestic do not have to work yet live better than me and Mrs. E.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (zLDYs)

Well if it makes you feel any better, I'd never have guessed you were 70.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (QQnQF)

117 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"? Whoa mixin?
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Lh7s4)


Wasn't Womxn Jack an AM DJ in Southern California?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

118 Breaking News:

GHWB is still dead. And the greatest dead Republican ever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (ARUkE)

119 I hate womxn!

Posted by: Mister Mxyzptlk at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

120 To be fair, we have rockets that land. Mostly"

Well, pretty much all of them land.

It's just a matter of velocity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (6qErC)

121 108
I use chrome on a Mac and it worked.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (ARUkE)


Google Chrome? Yeesh.

Any other options?

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

122 109 This is the future. No jetpacks or flying cars or moon colonies. Just crazy evil people demanding you to celebrate their insanity.
Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (Izzlo)



Yep. Isaac Azimov and all those guys were fuckin liars.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (NLLmE)

123 105 If my doctor's website axed me all that shit, I'd find another doctor.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (ARUkE)

wait for it! she wears one of them hoodies and I like her
of course we do have a physical on monday! hope she is gentile

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (JFO2v)

124 Pretty soon communication between SJWs will be like this

hkeshkh dkdslshd lskdsjd ldhsjdhs dlsjd d;dkdhs



denuded pepuludp luepump lpdumpdu plump p;pepdu

Posted by: Panhandler at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (OIwXy)

125 Worked on the Mac not the iPad.

Got a 5.

Posted by: goatweed at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (iR3Gu)

126 I got a credit score of 805...
is it working right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (1g7ch)

127 I got a 16. Is that good?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (GBteo)

128 I scored a 96 because I "identify" as a poor black gay muslim female. OMG I am Keith Ellison!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (nAeGR)

129 118 Breaking News:

GHWB is still dead. And the greatest dead Republican ever.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 07:56 PM (ARUkE)

Progressives love dead Republicans!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (JFO2v)

130 I wish these fascists would stop projecting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (7TCRf)

131 rhennigantx

Good thing Helen Thomas, Janet Reno or musicals were not on this test.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (hyuyC)

132 all those affirmative action criteria seem like a privilege, the privilege of being the dumbest guy in the room.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (nFwvY)

133

Jules Fern is spinning in his grave right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (QOd+b)

134 Social Justice laughs at your outdated views of word formation.

The real world isn't laughing. Because it doesn't care.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (CE5C/)

135 It's Wim Zhin. Like Chinee.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (NLLmE)

136 I've been a poet, a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a pawn and a king."

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker.

And the pompitous of love.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (6qErC)

137 I fudged it a bit and said I'm "younger" because if we're using comparatives, well...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (GBteo)

138 Pretty soon communication between SJWs will be like this

hkeshkh dkdslshd lskdsjd ldhsjdhs dlsjd d;dkdhs



denuded pepuludp luepump lpdumpdu plump p;pepdu


Latin Alphabet? Check your privilege, Whitey!

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (bZ7mE)

139 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"? Whoa mixin?
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (Lh7s4)
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Well, "x" in the Zulu language denotes the "side" click sound, the one that you do when you want a horse to giddy-up. Perhaps that's what they intend.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (tfbws)

140 Wait, if being privileged is bad, then your not privileged for being privileged. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

141 I got a 16. Is that good?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
________

Best score I've seen at the HQ! (Also: My apologies.)

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (T9f3V)

142 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:50 PM (QQnQF)

I was thinking of the previous post mostly. You guys that score honestly? You're doin it right!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (t0Z53)

143 "If my doctor's website axed me all that shit, I'd find another doctor."

Wait 'til you get the one that asks whether you have firearms in the home. The correct answer is "Does this look like a gunshot wound? If not, then none of your fvckin' business!"
Or "why no, Doc, of course not!" YMMV.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (iIzG7)

144 128 I scored a 96 because I "identify" as a poor black gay muslim female. OMG I am Keith Ellison!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (nAeGR)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (JFO2v)

145 124 Pretty soon communication between SJWs will be like this

hkeshkh dkdslshd lskdsjd ldhsjdhs dlsjd d;dkdhs



denuded pepuludp luepump lpdumpdu plump p;pepdu
Posted by: Panhandler at December 05, 2018 07:57 PM (OIwXy)

That is so offensive! You're going to be banned by twitter for that! And your smart fridge will lock you out for a day.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (Izzlo)

146 I got a minus 23.

Posted by: Les Moonves at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (nAeGR)

147 Best score I've seen at the HQ! (Also: My apologies.)
Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (T9f3V)

heyyo!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (GBteo)

148 Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 07:52 PM (zLDYs)

Dude, you hiring down there?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (f3oO4)

149 I posted this a few days go. Maybe... last week?

In any case, I'm a 19.


What do I win?


/a trip? On a train? To a FEMA camp???

Posted by: shibumi at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (fUnZ7)

150 Wait, if being privileged is bad, then your not privileged for being privileged.
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That's why I say we should get some affirmative action goodies. Like beejers on call or something.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (hjaPQ)

151 143 "If my doctor's website axed me all that shit, I'd find another doctor."

Wait 'til you get the one that asks whether you have firearms in the home. The correct answer is "Does this look like a gunshot wound? If not, then none of your fvckin' business!"
Or "why no, Doc, of course not!" YMMV.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (iIzG7)

I had that one

I said I had a firearm in my truck and in my pants.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

152 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"?

HOARZ!!!

Posted by: Sam Kinnison at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (Y9zp1)

153
I got a 97 - 92% are more privileged than poor-poor pitiful me.

Send me money.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon afoot at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (hrcfq)

154
We Martians sneer at these tests.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (LsBY9)

155 I scored a 3.

Ha Ha.

Fuck you lefty fucks!!!

Posted by: Esteban
________

Dude! Not cool. You might want to check your privilege.
------------------------

I checked my privilege alright, and it is fucking awesome. I can make great money at my job, walk into any establishment and get solicitous service, and the cops leave me alone without a second look.

Ha Ha.

Fuck you lefty fucks!!!!!

Posted by: Esteban at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (vL0Tg)

156 I was thinking of the previous post mostly. You guys that score honestly? You're doin it right!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 05, 2018 07:59 PM (t0Z53)


Suckers!

Posted by: Bill Belichick at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (T71PA)

157 I'm a 10!

I'm a 10!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (h6rti)

158

Leonardo Davinci saw our REAL future.

We fucked it up.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (QOd+b)

159 The Clinton/Trump lack of intreraction just then was funny. Bill couldn't help himself and tried to be friendly for a second. Hillary was awful, as always.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:01 PM (PUmDY)

160 Wait 'til you get the one that asks whether you have firearms in the home.

"Tell Obama to go fuck himself. ...I'll wait while you write that down."

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 08:02 PM (Y9zp1)

161 So hoard hel me!!

How to fill out my profile on docs website!

Worst (best) suggestions get all the beer they can drink at Carlos Beer Garden any Saturday this year!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

162 Also how does one pronounce "womxn"?

Just call 'em Snake.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (T71PA)

163 I took this today straight and I'm only more privileged than 51% of the people. Even tho I lurk, I felt I brought embarrassment to the hoard.

Posted by: cfdxprt at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (vL67V)

164 How many muslim tranny "females" are there?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (LilNs)

Give us a few minutes to remove the stones over the bodies and we'll get back to you with the count.

Posted by: The Middle East at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (oh+79)

165 I missed some of the shchadenbonerific threads The Weakling Standtard. I have to wonder if dolts like Jonuhh Goldbrick are starting to get a bit nervous. I mean some of the shit these people have said can never be put back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (nAeGR)

166

All this white privilege cost me a spot in the NBA!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (LsBY9)

167 I had that one

I said I had a firearm in my truck and in my pants.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

----------------

Mine too. "Not that I am going to tell you about".

He probably just marked no.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (ffYR/)

168 I have as much privilege as I damn well want to have.
I live in an America where I live the life I choose, not the one I'm allowed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (0tfLf)

169 "How to fill out my profile on docs website!"

You could mention that tragic boating accident. It works for me.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (iIzG7)

170 I'm checking my privilege right now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (QLvwG)

171 I wait til the light is green then go thru the intersection. The one time this failed a female teenage Persian import lemming'ed in front of the Goat.


Meanwhile did Les ever have all 4 transactionals sing "But first we will blow you" in harmony - because creativity.

Posted by: Yay for DOJ at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

172 157 I'm a 10!

I'm a 10!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched

The other privileged rons will be the judge of that...

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (LOq4H)

173
It's Wim Zhin. Like Chinee.
Posted by: eleven


Everybody Wim Zhin tonight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2018 08:03 PM (aKsyK)

174
Latin Alphabet? Check your privilege, Whitey!

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (bZ7mE)


*checks*
Olaf is feeling good tonight!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 08:04 PM (0QYMt)

175 Good thing Helen Thomas, Janet Reno or musicals were not on this test.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (hyuyC)

or lesbian softball
or wize latina

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:04 PM (JFO2v)

176 Does this survey make my privilege look big?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:04 PM (nAeGR)

177 A Better Class of Troll at December 05, 2018 08:02 PM (t/fPx)

"SD" does this be you?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:05 PM (f3oO4)

178
I live in an America where I live the life I choose, not the one I'm allowed.

"Not for long." - SJW Red Guards

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 08:05 PM (LsBY9)

179 Worst (best) suggestions get all the beer they can drink at Carlos Beer Garden any Saturday this year!"

You mean the one off 45????

Yay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:05 PM (6qErC)

180 Mine too. "Not that I am going to tell you about".
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That's what I told a former doctor: "None that I'm going to discuss with you."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 05, 2018 08:05 PM (hjaPQ)

181 I prefer Mr.. Or Sir, it's time for your bj.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 08:05 PM (4/5px)

182 Scored an 87! Fuck yea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (nAeGR)

183 I got 19. I'm pretty sure the Christian question put me over the top there.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (U5tDi)

184
If your intersectionality score lasts more than 4 hours you should consult your doctor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)

185 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

My doc has NEVER asked me that question!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (f3oO4)

186 I've been sayin womxn that way for fuckin' evah.

Who's going to update autocorrect?

BTW, my first name is pronounced 'Didier'.

Posted by: steve walsh at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (FYB63)

187 I refuse to call myself cisgender so that one won't be slid to the left. It should say "normal."

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 05, 2018 08:07 PM (xPl2J)

188 You know why cops leave me alone?

BECAUSE I DO NOT COMMIT CRIMES!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 05, 2018 08:07 PM (ARUkE)

189
What this says is, the people who founded, built and worked hard to make this country are EVIL!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

190 Hooray! As I get wealthier, I can get my score down even more!

Posted by: Revenant -- Intersectionality score 5 at December 05, 2018 08:07 PM (bD2Jh)

191 131 rhennigantx

Good thing Helen Thomas, Janet Reno or musicals were not on this test.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 07:58 PM (hyuyC)

So got on a plane to vegas first class
a man hands gal sitting by me
entire flight was where are u staying
my friends saying kept asking was i shacking up with man hands

NO

violates rules that I like a gal with delicate hand as make my dick look big,

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:07 PM (JFO2v)

192 How many muslim tranny "females" are there?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2018 07:53 PM (LilNs)

IIRC, there are a lot in Iran. The mullahs forcibly transition Gay men.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (tYPH9)

193 I am simply a better class of troll.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (t/fPx)

Class is what is left when all else has left the room!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (f3oO4)

194 I got a one.


What do I Win?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (qxq6t)

195 My privilege score was 2. So screw you all!

But in my experience, the big privileges these people ignore are (1) height, (2) facial attractiveness; and (3) good hair. Those all matter more than race, orientation, religion, for example.

Recall the old Chris Rock bit about how Anita Hill only complained because Clarence Thomas didn't look like Denzel Washington (you nasty Denzel.. yo fine self!)

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (M+37h)

196 Comrade Hrothgar @ 148--Hiring? Sure. If you have a certain set of 'skills', but you seem like too nice a person to do the stuff we do every day. Nonetheless, you are welcome to my job in....say...6 years?

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (zLDYs)

197 How many people are only a fraction born in the US?

The premise appears to be that 'it is good' to not understand simple binary facts.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

198 Cool -- my score was a 5, and I'm more privileged than 96% of the rest of you losers! Yeah, like Ace, that's lowball.

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

199 BTW, my first name is pronounced 'Didier'.
Posted by: steve walsh at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (FYB63)
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Mais non, c'est Etienne.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (U5tDi)

200 IIRC, there are a lot in Iran. The mullahs forcibly transition Gay men."

So by "transition" you mean "Fly like an Eagle"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:09 PM (6qErC)

201 Scored an 87! Fuck yea!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (nAeGR)

How?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 08:09 PM (tYPH9)

202 If only a commenter at a smart military blog had been pimping the Intersectionality Rating quiz-thing on the weekend!

BTW, does it work on IE now? Commenters were saying it didn't work on IE but I was using Pale Moon (Firefox clone) for accessing it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 08:09 PM (Evws/)

203 187 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

My doc has NEVER asked me that question!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (f3oO4)

It is coming!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (JFO2v)

204 So if I'm black and I grew up in a black neighborhood that equals growing up in with a privilege of diversity right? Because diversity is good right?

Posted by: Model_1066 at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (1QQfO)

205 Mais non, c'est Etienne. "


Aigner?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (6qErC)

206 But in my experience, the big privileges these people ignore are (1) height, (2) facial attractiveness; and (3) good hair. Those all matter more than race, orientation, religion, for example.
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I've got height and good hair. Does that make me a 2?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (tfbws)

207 Thought the click was in Xhosa (there it is), not Zulu. But not too expert on the African languages.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

208 I'm able to increase my victimhood number by 15 just from switching gender from male to female.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (ABjxW)

209 Mais non, c'est Etienne.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (U5tDi)



Showoff.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (NLLmE)

210 I scored a 6. Is that good?

Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

211 The first 4 questions are where you find the biggest swing in the points. For the majority of us here, those are immutable.

In other words, all you males are oppressing me with your patriarchy.


Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (U5tDi)

212 IIRC, there are a lot in Iran. The mullahs forcibly transition Gay men."

So by "transition" you mean "Fly like an Eagle"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:09 PM (6qErC)

I think they offer that option too.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (tYPH9)

213 Why is the choice only "cisgendered" or "transgendered"? I slid it all the way to the cis side, because I believe that's what they call it when a man born with an outie calls themselves a man. Did I get that right?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (ffYR/)

214 Scroll to the top to see your score.
Really? Got nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (4/5px)

215 213 I scored a 6. Is that good?
Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

You are just three away from getting blow jobs on call.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (ABjxW)

216 196 I got a one.


What do I Win?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (qxq6t)

I call busllshit

are you rich as bernie?

Are you more than 1064 minority than Liz?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (JFO2v)

217 197 My privilege score was 2. So screw you all!

But in my experience, the big privileges these people ignore are (1) height, (2) facial attractiveness; and (3) good hair. Those all matter more than race, orientation, religion, for example.

Recall the old Chris Rock bit about how Anita Hill only complained because Clarence Thomas didn't look like Denzel Washington (you nasty Denzel.. yo fine self!)
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (M+37h)



Beauty is in the eye of the beholder == 0 | 1

All else being equal height does have a major factor on income.

All else being equal, old ivy league may be the biggest factor.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (1g7ch)

218 Thought the click was in Xhosa (there it is), not Zulu. But not too expert on the African languages.
------
They're related.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (tfbws)

219 Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (zLDYs)

So you're going to ride it into the ground, eh?

Well I guess it's back to Walmart greeter for me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (f3oO4)

220
I just had the other peeples in the office do my privilege check; they gave me a 3 - more privileged than 99% of youse guys. I'ma one percenter according to a jury of my peers.

I feel pretty good about that.

Send nudes. You know you want to.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon afoot at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (hrcfq)

221 Showoff.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:10 PM (NLLmE)
--------

Sorry, I minored in French in college. It comes in handy about once a millenium.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (U5tDi)

222 The Paolo is a twelve.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (ABjxW)

223 Scored an 87! Fuck yea!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:06 PM (nAeGR)

How?
Posted by: Surfperch at December 05, 2018 08:09 PM

I was kidding. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (nAeGR)

224 Some rat

Don't burst my bubble

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (h6rti)

225 111
So if all of us cisgender white US guys disappeared, would everyone elses score go up?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (0MIFZ)


=====


Kind of how they've artificially inflated the SAT scores over the years to compensate for the destruction of education.

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

226 I am more privileged than 99% of the rest of you shlubs. Bite me.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (nd5mm)

227 All else being equal, old ivy league may be the biggest factor.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (1g7ch)


Membership in an established community of corruptocrats helps immensely when assessing privilege!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

228
What do y'all make of Mueller supposedly recommending no prison time for Gen Flynn?

Fake News said it's because Mueller appreciates Flynn's "cooperation in a separate, secret investigation," whatever that means.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (QOd+b)

229
It comes in handy about once a millenium.

Just like France.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (LsBY9)

230 How to fill out my profile on docs website!

Posted by: rhennigantx
________

Name: rhennigantx
Emergency telephone number: 911
Current medications: Valu-Rite
Blood type: BLACK AND GOLD FOR THE BRUINS!!!!
Are you a smoker? I'd like to think so.

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (T9f3V)

231 Midair refueling accident, Iwakuni, Japan, USMC F/A-18, C-130. 7 missing.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3b7huc

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (sf1AO)

232 In other words, all you males are oppressing me with your patriarchy.

Patriarchy? The ex always called it "Little Richard'.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (LOq4H)

233 I minored in French in college. It comes in handy about once a millenium.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (U5tDi)

My major was French. Minor in Spanish.

Posted by: ALH at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (cS3Yq)

234 I took this the other day. I'm more privileged than the 83% rest of the world. I'm FURIOUS. I should be AT LEAST be in the 90s. A totally bogus test.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (91XJl)

235 111 So if all of us cisgender white US guys disappeared, would everyone elses score go up?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (0MIFZ)

No, but everyone's power and food supply would shut off.

Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (ABjxW)

236
In other words, all you males are oppressing me with your patriarchy.







Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:11 PM (U5tDi)


How would you rate the oppression? 1 being mild to 10 being severe

Is there anything we can do to increase your oppression experience?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (0QYMt)

237 Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:12 PM (U5tDi)

Mon petite chou!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:15 PM (f3oO4)

238 I scored purple. - Joe Biden, Presidential material.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (nd5mm)

239 I will forever regret the eight years I spent vigorously defending W.

The pics and video of him reaching across the Trump's to give his BFF Mooch a lil' gift (Mooch says they are "partners in crime") has angered me, and saddened me for Melania, forced to sit next to nose-in-the-air Barry.

Ugh. Husband and I just had an argument about the whole thing, and he now agrees with me, that former presidents, who were HIRED BY US, shouldn't be treated like royalty, with their longer and longer funerals and ceremonies being paid for by the little people.

/rant

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

240 But in my experience, the big privileges these
people ignore are (1) height, (2) facial attractiveness; and (3) good
hair. Those all matter more than race, orientation, religion, for
example.



Recall the old Chris Rock bit about how Anita Hill only complained
because Clarence Thomas didn't look like Denzel Washington (you nasty
Denzel.. yo fine self!)

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (M+37h)


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Great point. They should have also included an Obesity Scale ...

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

241 Are you a smoker? I'd like to think so.

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:13 PM (T9f3V)


Well, I like to think I'm smoking!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (f3oO4)

242 Mon petite chou!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:15 PM (f3oO4)
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What's cabbage got to do with it.

And you've misgendered the cabbage, you h8ter!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (tfbws)

243 Mon petite chou!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:15 PM (f3oO4)


Let me let you in on a secret. The tall heels mean the toe has to be closer to the heel, and makes the shoes LOOK more petite than they really are.

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (ZfRYq)

244 238 111 So if all of us cisgender white US guys disappeared, would everyone elses score go up?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 05, 2018 07:54 PM (0MIFZ)

No, but everyone's power and food supply would shut off.
Posted by: Roy at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (ABjxW)


So, like South Africa soon.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (1g7ch)

245 Intersectionality score of 4 - Roll Tide folks.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (xceTB)

246 My privilege score was 2. So screw you all!

But in my experience, the big privileges these people ignore are (1) height, (2) facial attractiveness; and (3) good hair. Those all matter more than race, orientation, religion, for example.

Recall the old Chris Rock bit about how Anita Hill only complained because Clarence Thomas didn't look like Denzel Washington (you nasty Denzel.. yo fine self!)
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:08 PM (M+37h)


Yes, or consider that, with most aspects of American life, most of us are damn close to even, no matter who your are.

So... where does it matter? Let's talk about sex appeal. Being able to land hot dates.

Right off the bat, being married limits your potential. I mean, you could be a dog, or your possible date might not care, but all other things being equal, the single guy's got a better shot, statistically.

For me though, my privilege score goes down with each passing year. I mean, I can turn some heads. Really. It's true! Ask my mom!!

No but seriously, the fact is, I'm not so old that I don't remember when I had to worry about how old they were, from a legal standpoint. But those days are gone. In fact, at this stage, pretty much anyone who wasn't old enough to have read the first Harry Potter book, by herself, when it first came out... doesn't even know I exist.

Nothing says lack of privilege like being invisible to hot chicks.

Whether I have money or not doesn't matter... until we get to real money, which I don't have. In which case, screw it. Some 26 year old poor schmuck from Juarez, provided he knows how to spray some Axe on his stank, has more privilege than me.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (cY3LT)

247 Is there anything we can do to increase your oppression experience?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 05, 2018 08:14 PM (0QYMt)
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that's okay. I'll just sit here politely and wait for someone to suggest repealing the 19th amendment again. I won't have to wait long.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (U5tDi)

248 One of the awesome things about "Zulu" of course was that the Zulu king was played by the great great grandson (?) of the actual king present at Roark's Drift, something like that. Buthelezi, who of course went on to be a factor when South Africa began its troubles.


In "Lawrence of Arabia", the sons/grandsons of the actual Howeitat tribesmen who rode with Lawrence to take Aqaba were the extras.


Something ultra cool about descendants of actual historical players portraying their ancestors in films.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (QDnY+)

249 How Much Privilege Do You Have?"

I'm married, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (6qErC)

250 Is this the quiz/chart that some horde member came up with as a jest? Even if so, have some bless their hearts, dumb as a box of rocks, SJWs taken it up in earnest?

Posted by: paleRider at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (eASYU)

251 A spokeswoman (spokeswomxn?) for the university told the Standard the new spelling "is used to demonstrate our commitment to inclusiveness. No student has complained about its use.

I'll bet they haven't. The students have all probably wised up to what would happen to them if they did.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (Vb4BV)

252 So the lower your score, the more the left fears you. Is that about right?

Posted by: weew at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (gk7if)

253 Don't burst my bubble
Posted by: nurse ratched

It's bubble now? I need a freaking thesaurus.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (LOq4H)

254 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

Come on Jane, what could possibly be wrong with the public, and incessant, deification of one's betters?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (f3oO4)

255 And you've misgendered the cabbage,


I hate when that happens.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)

256 that's okay. I'll just sit here politely and wait
for someone to suggest repealing the 19th amendment again. I won't have
to wait long.



Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (U5tDi)


I'll wait with you. Caramel with sea salt?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

257 I scored 100 ...

well, I didn't take the test or look at the link, but I self identify as 100 ... cuz that is the best, right? or is zero the best? Whatever is best ... that's me. I'm every man ... and womxn.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (Cus5s)

258 the sons/grandsons of the actual Howeitat tribesmen "

Hmm. Any relation to the Hekawi?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (6qErC)

259 I'll wait with you. Caramel with sea salt?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes please! Dark chocolate-covered shortbread?

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (U5tDi)

260 "So the lower your score, the more the left fears you. Is that about right?"

In that case, let's add some questions about firearm ownership and voting habits, and give them a REASON to be scared.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (iIzG7)

261 s okay. I'll just sit here politely and wait
for someone to suggest repealing the 19th amendment again. I won't have
to wait long.



Posted by: bluebell at D




well if we repealed it why the hell did we reinstate it again?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1)

262 Nothing on the quiz concerning disabilities? How about allergies? Or other medical conditions? Or intelligence? Or whether or not you grew up in a stable two-parent household?

Posted by: Model_1066 at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (1QQfO)

263 I got a 10.

Do I at least get a fucking participation trophy?

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (TUU1F)

264 Yes please! Dark chocolate-covered shortbread?"

I make my own, TYVM.

It's delicious.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (6qErC)

265 Comrade Hrothgar, when last we talked I'm sure I mentioned my belief the yankee government would stop paying military retirees and social security folks who have paid taxes since age 16 before they stopped paying welfare cheaters. I mean after all, the yankee government gotta keep their voters happy. That, my brother, is why I keep working.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (zLDYs)

266 Yes please! Dark chocolate-covered shortbread?



Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (U5tDi)


Lovely! I've got to make rum balls tomorrow. I'll shove some thru the USB for you when I see you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

267 Bush's funeral seems expedited compared to McCain's.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (4/5px)

268 Do I at least get a fucking participation trophy?"

Depends on who/what you were fornicating with...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:20 PM (6qErC)

269 that's okay. I'll just sit here politely and wait
for someone to suggest repealing the 19th amendment again. I won't have
to wait long.



Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (U5tDi)


Let the record reflect that bluebell had a GREAT idea!

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 08:20 PM (ZfRYq)

270 Fire bad!

Cisgender BAD!!

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (TUU1F)

271 you know, when I was very young I dating a very feminist girl. nothing made discussions of politics more fun than making the comment that "this is why we should repeal the 19th amendment" or "we should never have voted for the 19th amendment."

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (MTjB1)

272 Funniest thing about that intersectionality quiz was all the sliders. Woke people are so fussy about all of the possible options that you couldn't possibly list them all without pissing someone off by omitting something you never heard of that was invented last week.

Also funny: spell checker flagged "intersectionality" as a misspelling as I was typing this. Because, you know, it's not really a word.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (Vb4BV)

273 I did the quiz for deGrabass Tyson and being black and an atheist compensated massively for the 100% on straight; educated; 3/4 on the wealth scale; healthy; and "born in Canada" that the page read automatically from reading my ISP location I'm guessing, but that's equivalent to the "US" I'm guessing for privilege purposes.

Your intersectionality score: 39
71% of others are more privileged than you

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)

274 I'm downloading the Brave browser to try, but I don't know whether it will work with my ancient OS version.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

275 Lovely! I've got to make rum balls tomorrow."

Shweddy balls too?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (6qErC)

276 Damn, tu3031, that's awful about the USMC air mishap in Japan. C-130s in those situations rarely have survivors. F-18, much better chance.


Have seen young jarheads at train stations in Hiroshima, it's close to Iwakuni.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (QDnY+)

277 Lovely! I've got to make rum balls tomorrow. I'll shove some thru the USB for you when I see you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
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Thank you. I plan to do cookies tomorrow too, not sure what yet, but leave your USB port free.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (U5tDi)

278 Bush's funeral seems expedited compared to McCain's.

Which one of McCain's? He had like 6.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (sf1AO)

279 Is this not the Chinese Social score?

How about a Nation score?

Take bill of right and score countries. I will do China:

1) nope not gonna happen
2) fuck you
3) you got mattress
4) ha!
5) ha ha!
6) u no need trial
7) u need no jury
that not cruel
9) u need no states rights
10) we will usurp this

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (JFO2v)

280 I took it as me and got a 3.
I took it as Barack Obama and got an 81.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY)

281 284 I took it as me and got a 3.
I took it as Barack Obama and got an 81.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY)

C'mon man, I'm NOT GAY!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (GBteo)

282 Shweddy balls too?


BOFA.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (NLLmE)

283 "we should never have voted for the 19th amendment."
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (MTjB1)
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Wow, you're older than I thought.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (U5tDi)

284 Yay! I took the test again! I scored a big bright happy RED 5!!! I'm 96% more privileged than others! If I was a little more rich, It would be 100%

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (91XJl)

285 you know the thing about the 19th amendment is that people frequently wonder why the hell we ever did that.


no one ever suggests that that was a really good thing to do.



no one has ever said "you know, things have gotten lots better since we voted for the 19th amendment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

286 Depends on who/what you were fornicating with...

I see that. Funny what's important to them. I could have cured cancer, and I'd still be a pox on the planet. I wonder how many people are going to lose sleep over the score?
Me? Think I'll drink some more bourbon, order a pizza, slap around some of the orphans tied up in the basement and then sleep like a baby.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (TUU1F)

287 I'll not bother. No matter what my score, tomorrow I'll still be a target for some a'hole on twitter.

I ignore all that stuff and I think most normal ppl do also.

It's fun to poke at and sometimes watch them blow up and there words blow up but it won't change anything.

They're still delusional, we still have to remain vigilant.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (wd9fW)

288 242
I will forever regret the eight years I spent vigorously defending W.

The
pics and video of him reaching across the Trump's to give his BFF Mooch
a lil' gift (Mooch says they are "partners in crime") has angered me,
and saddened me for Melania, forced to sit next to nose-in-the-air
Barry.

Ugh. Husband and I just had an argument about the whole
thing, and he now agrees with me, that former presidents, who were HIRED
BY US, shouldn't be treated like royalty, with their longer and longer
funerals and ceremonies being paid for by the little people.

/rant


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)


=====


"How do you feel about state funerals and ceremonies for failed Presidential candidates?" -- Zombie Juan McCain's brain tumor

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (WqPYg)

289 Bush's funeral seems expedited compared to McCain's.

Which one of McCain's? He had like 6.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (sf1AO)
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When my son heard that Bush 41 died, he said, "Oh no. Is he going to go on tour like McCain did?"

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (U5tDi)

290 283 Is this not the Chinese Social score?

How about a Nation score?

Take bill of right and score countries. I will do China:

1) nope not gonna happen
2) fuck you
3) you got mattress
4) ha!
5) ha ha!
6) u no need trial
7) u need no jury
that not cruel
9) u need no states rights
10) we will usurp this
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (JFO2v)


That is excellent.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

291 Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (zLDYs)

Yes, I hate the amount of assumed privilege that people earned by paying into the system for freaking decades, just so that their contributions could be used to support layabouts and illegals!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:24 PM (f3oO4)

292 As I watched the Bush funeral today, with W weeping, I grew sad and angry thinking of all the baby boys and girls who will never have a chance to know their dads and moms who died serving this country.

W was blessed to have his dad on this earth for 94 freaking years. My precious dad, a true patriot, and son of a patriot, died at 76 from a fall and blow to his head. On Mother's Day. Our son was only five and has no memory of his Papa.


Anyhow, I'm sick to death of Our Betters.


/rant

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

293 BOFA.
Posted by: eleven "

They're bigger than I expected...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (6qErC)

294 The more preferred boxes you check, the less privileged you are. Which makes no sense but that's where we are now.

--

I have to disagree on one pertinent point. It's where they are. It's not where I am. As in, I don't listen to, pay attention to, or give any credence to this ridiculous privilege crap. If they want to swim and eventually drown in this horse****, fine. I'm not joining them, and I'm not using their stupid made-up vocabulary.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (JoUsr)

295 289 no one has ever said "you know, things have gotten lots better since we voted for the 19th amendment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)


Well, they can't all be the 21st.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (Vb4BV)

296 so funny thing, biggest export customer for lincoln is china, they take about half.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

297 BTW, Happy Repeal of Prohibition Day!

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (T9f3V)

298 and "born in Canada" that the page read automatically from reading my ISP location I'm guessing, but that's equivalent to the "US" I'm guessing for privilege purposes.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)


Yep, there's a Five Eyes for birth country-of-birth privilege.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (t+qrx)

299 Bush's funeral seems expedited compared to McCain's.

Which one of McCain's? He had like 6.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:22 PM (sf1AO)
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And also, as I was driving around today and listening to the funeral coverage on the radio, I thought how striking was the difference between the insane week-long funeral tour for a sitting senator who should have retired a year ago, and the dignified and much more subtle funeral arrangements for a former president.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (U5tDi)

300 17. I'm disappointed. I was hoping fot single digits.

Posted by: Ron at December 05, 2018 08:26 PM (oaz0u)

301 Jane I pre-agreed with you. I think presidential funerals should be fairly low-key affairs. State ceremonies are OK. But at least a symbolic nod towards our supposed fundamental nature as a republic, built on free individuals, would be nice. It's not about the president in question at any given time.


One might say that, when it comes to elaborate public funerals and prolonged commemorations of any public figures ...... it is "no who we are".


Heh.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 08:26 PM (QDnY+)

302 Damn, tu3031, that's awful about the USMC air mishap in Japan. C-130s in
those situations rarely have survivors. F-18, much better chance.
Update says one survivor. Like you say, a lot easier to punch out of an F-18.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:26 PM (sf1AO)

303 Add in a Z and a Q and you can really start scoring in Scrabble.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (aZ9CV)

304

19th amendment? You have to be married to understand it.

Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! You listen to me you lazy layabout! You'll vote the way I tell you or I'll take you by the earlobe over to your Mother's!

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon afoot at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (hrcfq)

305 You'd have more time to figure it out if you weren't burdened with voting.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 05, 2018 08:24 PM (t/fPx)
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Yes, yes. I'm not so sure that you're any better than the run-of-the-mill trolls we get here.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (U5tDi)

306 Remember Gerald Ford's funeral? ('Cuz I don't.)

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (T9f3V)

307 Our ancestors at least had the sense to repeal the 18th Amendment. That's why you should never give anything to women. Give them an inch and they'll demand 10.

Posted by: Barack 'I'm a catcher, not a pitcher' Obama at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (3sjI6)

308 I'm much too rich to take this test.

Posted by: Mr. Moo-Moo at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (hjaPQ)

309 welcome to the darkside, jane. i've felt that way for years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

310 18 I'm not aware of a silent x in any other words.

Imported French words, as in a deux, Bordeaux, and stuff like that.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at December 05, 2018 08:28 PM (o7l6R)

311 "NOT who we are" - obviously.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

312
There's another funeral tomorrow for the Greatest Dead Republican President Ever. In Texas.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (QOd+b)

313 Well, they can't all be the 21st.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:25 PM (Vb4BV)

Or the 17th!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (f3oO4)

314 You know, do they have 2 freaking ways to show you're gender fluid? Looks like it to me. There's a slider for male/female, so I guess you can choose dead center, or a % of more one or the other. Then, they've got Cisgender and Transgender. What if you're just plain gay? Is that in the middle? Seems to me that slider doesn't work on this. I mean, how do you choose a percentage of something like that?


Does some junior high student get extra credit for coming up with this thing? Or just avoid detention?

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (TUU1F)

315 Imported French words, as in a deux, Bordeaux, and stuff like that.

Posted by: Beelzebubba
________

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (T9f3V)

316 311 Remember Gerald Ford's funeral? ('Cuz I don't.)
Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:27 PM (T9f3V)


I barely do. Very low key.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (NLLmE)

317 that's okay. I'll just sit here politely and wait
for someone to suggest repealing the 19th amendment again. I won't have
to wait long.

Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2018 08:17 PM (U5tDi)

Let the record reflect that bluebell had a GREAT idea!

Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 08:20 PM (ZfRYq)


Seems pretty damned straightforward to me: Choose 1 of the following:

1. The ladies get to vote.

or

2. Bobama and Bubba Clitton are never ever even remotely allowed anywhere near the White House.

You cannot have both. I know which one I'd choose.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (cY3LT)

318 Imported French words, as in a deux, Bordeaux, and stuff like that.

Posted by: Beelzebubba
________

And the second x in Exxon.

Posted by: FireHorse, intersectionality score = 6 at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (T9f3V)

319
So if men started using "mxn", would that be misogynist?

Posted by: rayj at December 05, 2018 08:30 PM (pI/IV)

320 Hmm. Any relation to the Hekawi?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 05, 2018 08:18 PM (6qErC)

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Ken Berry and much of the old F-Troop gang smile from heaven ...

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

321

Yeah, did little Bush weep for those 4, not 3, 4 men killed in Afghanistan last week?

*the 4th died a day ago

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:31 PM (QOd+b)

322 Reading McCullahs (sp) John Adams, those guys were freaking giants among men.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:31 PM (LOq4H)

323 wait. Bush reached over PDJT to give Michelle a gift? On television?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

324 Whymxn
Wymyn
Ouahmxn
Ouahmyn
Waamxn
Woomyn
Wxmxn
Wxmyn

Peeplez with a Vagina are kinder, gentler, moar inherently deserving, and thereby have moar Rights than the Oppressors, those Peeplez with a Penis, Dammit!

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 05, 2018 08:32 PM (aVmAZ)

325 Count me in on this seeming deification of politicians. It's not becoming of a nation of citizens.



We're just as bad as the frigging Brits when it comes to Royals. We just swtch ours out every four to eight years.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (t/fPx)


Billy Jeff will probably peel off soon. *cough* accident *cough* I'll bet W will speak at his week-long funeral and find words of praise for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

326 Just burn down the colleges.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

327 Prix

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (PUmDY)

328 332 Just burn down the colleges.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)



It's a start.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (NLLmE)

329 329 wait. Bush reached over PDJT to give Michelle a gift? On television?

AP says "Trump odd man out" at Bush funeral, assholes.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:34 PM (LOq4H)

330 wait. Bush reached over PDJT to give Michelle a gift? On television?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:31 PM (PUmDY)


It was bammy's balls.

During the funeral, my wife said that Mooch was hugely pissed off at Barry. I don't know how she could tell since Mooch always looks like that.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 08:34 PM (T71PA)

331 I was right. Brave won't work with my ancient OS.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

332 wait. Bush reached over PDJT to give Michelle a gift? On television?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:31 PM (PUmDY)


Yep. He handed her something. Oprah's Best Friend Gayle says Mooch and W have a bond. Mooch calls W her "partner in crime." Isn't that cute?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

333 Made a 1!

The only slider where I didn't go to extreme was on the age. I parked it proportionally along the line to represent my current age as a percent of what I expect my mortality to be. Call it 70%.

P.S. - I also discovered that to get a score of 100 requires you to be a devout Muslim and devoutly Jewish. Since that is impossible, it is apparent that Muslims are less intersectionally privileged than Jews, and Jews are less intersectionally privileged than Muslims.

Good luck with that one!

Posted by: Beelzebubba at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (o7l6R)

334 I get the feeling that the founders are regretting putting the ability to make amendments to the constitution in the constitution.

With the exception of the first 10 can anyone really say we're really that better off with any after?

All that the amendments did could have been accomplished by laws.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (wd9fW)

335 It was ribbed for his pleasure.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

336 331 Billy Jeff will probably peel off soon. *cough* accident *cough* I'll bet W will speak at his week-long funeral and find words of praise for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)


As odd as I find it to be defending a Clinton in any respect whatsoever, I don't think Bill is a week-long funeral type. That's more for the McCain-Comey-Brennan types, the puffed-up, ponderously self-important grandstanders.

Of course, he'll probably have a week-long funeral anyway, because Hillary will do pretty much anything to look and feel important.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)

337 Well, I am not ashamed to say that I thought the funeral was wonderful, that I think he deserved it, and that there is nothing wrong with a son crying as he delivers a eulogy for his father.

He had a State funeral, perfectly acceptable in my opinion and will have a private service tomorrow. I don't see anything excessive in that whatsoever.

It is not GHWB's fault that we have 24 hour news cycles now that cover every second, making it seem overblown.

And of course I understand that others have different opinions.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (odmkW)

338 @231

More than likely refers to the Trump Tower piece of the Mueller shit puzzle.

Don Jr is indicted sometime on or before Christmas.

Book it.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (qxq6t)

339 bush was giving michelle some bonescalp moistureizer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

340 one of my daughters, adopted from an orphanage in Chile, had to do an exercise like this for a "diversity" class in school. She used us for the questions about family. It was 'take a step forward for all privilege and a step backward for all disadvantage'. She said she told the teacher if she had used her biological parents she would have been out the door and down the hall.

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (sujqA)

341 I'll bet W will speak at his week-long funeral and find words of praise for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)


To quote Pirate Grammie:

"There's a club.

You're NOT in it!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (f3oO4)

342
The Bushes like the obamas and clintons more than they like us.

That's all you need to know about the Bushes. Bad people. As bad as the obamas and the clintons.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (QOd+b)

343 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)


*gag*

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (wd9fW)

344 The more preferred boxes you check, the less privileged you are. Which makes no sense but that's where we are now.

Never mind the privilege test. Here's a simpler version:

0 -------------- 100---------------?
IQ

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (VP1E6)

345 340 I get the feeling that the founders are regretting putting the ability to make amendments to the constitution in the constitution.

With the exception of the first 10 can anyone really say we're really that better off with any after?

All that the amendments did could have been accomplished by laws.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (wd9fW)


Well, there was the War On Drugs Amendment. That certainly put a stop to drug abuse.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

346 340 I get the feeling that the founders are regretting putting the ability to make amendments to the constitution in the constitution.

With the exception of the first 10 can anyone really say we're really that better off with any after?

All that the amendments did could have been accomplished by laws.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (wd9fW)


Back when enumerated powers were actually enforced, the idea was that something like banning alcohol simply was beyond the power of the Federal government, without a change to the constitution.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (Vb4BV)

347 Peeplez with a Vagina are kinder, gentler, moar inherently deserving, and thereby have moar Rights than the Oppressors, those Peeplez with a Penis, Dammit!
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 05, 2018 08:32 PM (aVmAZ)

Well, we were gifted with the penis.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (3sjI6)

348 *takes intersectionality test*

I got a rock.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2018 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

349 He handed her something. Oprah's Best Friend Gayle says Mooch and W have a bond.

They showed a double-ended dildo on TV??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:38 PM (VP1E6)

350 Peeplez with a Vagina are kinder, gentler, moar inherently deserving, and thereby have moar Rights than the Oppressors, those Peeplez with a Penis, Dammit!

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 05, 2018 08:32 PM (aVmAZ)



Hillary: Preach it. Now give me the fucking presidency!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

351 342 331 Billy Jeff will probably peel off soon. *cough* accident *cough* I'll bet W will speak at his week-long funeral and find words of praise for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

As odd as I find it to be defending a Clinton in any respect whatsoever, I don't think Bill is a week-long funeral type. That's more for the McCain-Comey-Brennan types, the puffed-up, ponderously self-important grandstanders.

Of course, he'll probably have a week-long funeral anyway, because Hillary will do pretty much anything to look and feel important.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)



The media will make it a month long event and demand a national holiday.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2018 08:38 PM (WaxcS)

352 Well, we were gifted with the penis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (3sjI6)

Right there under the tree at Christmas.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2018 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

353 Yep, there's a Five Eyes for birth country-of-birth privilege.
------
There are commenters from all over the world so I'm guessing they didn't read "born in Canada" for the e.g. Aussies.

The comments are good too from those in on the joke to those outraged by it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 08:39 PM (Evws/)

354
Well, my thermal paste came. And it was delivered by the USPS. To Miley's mailbox. Her regular mail didn't come, but they did deliver the package.

So, Bezos > Bush, then?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 05, 2018 08:39 PM (NMAzL)

355 get the feeling that the founders are regretting putting the ability to make amendments to the constitution in the constitution.

With the exception of the first 10 can anyone really say we're really that better off with any after?

All that the amendments did could have been accomplished by laws.
Posted by: jakee308 at D




quite the opposite. instead of going through the amendment process judges have been finding rights and restrictions everywhere.

which is the whole point of originalism and textualism, if it ain't in the plain text then it ain't there. you can pass an amendement, which is really fucking hard, to put it there.

the amendments are not the problem it is the judges and laws.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:39 PM (MTjB1)

356 I scored a 3. Is that good or bad? I had to look up cisgender, since I live under a rock and haven't cared to look up what that stupid word means until now. I'm guessing cisgender is considered a bad thing to the left.

Posted by: windbag at December 05, 2018 08:40 PM (G9u6C)

357 Hillary has Billy Jeff's demise and funeral planned out. Bet on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

358 341 It was ribbed for his pleasure.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (PUmDY)


A liberal acquaintance proudly informed me his son was getting married. (His daughter previously married her "wife.")

"Really? What's the lucky guy's name?" Thought bubble, but not said out loud. I try to be good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:40 PM (VP1E6)

359
As a poor gay transgender disabled third-world black womxn Muslim, I AM KING!

Er, I mean QUEEN!

No that's a homophobic slur.

How about SUPREMEO BITCHENHEAT!

Yeah, that'll do.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (UFLLM)

360 Take the Cosmo quiz!

Posted by: Regular joe at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (7PllL)

361 360
Well, my thermal paste came. And it was delivered by the USPS. To Miley's mailbox. Her regular mail didn't come, but they did deliver the package.

So, Bezos > Bush, then?
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 05, 2018 08:39 PM (NMAzL)



I think that is the kind of crap that Trump was getting on Amazon about. That the USPS is subsidizing Amazon's delivery cost. The USPS will deliver Amazon on Sunday but not regular mail. How much is that costing us?

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (WaxcS)

362 324 And the second x in Exxon.

Hmmm.... not silent, to my way of it. I've always heard it pronounced "Eks-zon".

Posted by: Beelzebubba at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (o7l6R)

363 Hillary has Billy Jeff's demise and funeral planned out. Bet on it.

Yeah, that's one pillow I'd be checking for DNA.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (sf1AO)

364 Intersectionality score - Texan.


I win.

F all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:41 PM (5CJXD)

365 We're just as bad as the frigging Brits when it comes to Royals. We just swtch ours out every four to eight years.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 05, 2018 08:29 PM (t/fPx)

=====

"We have no idea what you're talking about." -- The Kennedys, Clintons, and Bushes

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

366 Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (Vb4BV)

The Founders made the mistake of expecting the succeeding generations in the US to produce men and women with the kind of character they had.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (f3oO4)

367 The media will make it a month long event and demand a national holiday.
Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2018 08:38 PM (WaxcS)


A month-long event? Will each day's proceedings include a warning as to which way the prevailing winds are blowing?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (VP1E6)

368

The two biggest lies about little George Bush were:

1. He's a good Christian
2. He loves and cares about the USA
3. He's pro-Life

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (QOd+b)

369 Since "intersectionality" is bullshit, the whole test is bullshit.

Bullshit in unum, bullshit in omnia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (fDU8w)

370 I scored a 39. What do I win?

Posted by: flukeboy at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (iOBuF)

371

Meh. Not clicking or taking that stoopid-ass test. I've just about reached my limit with all of this Socialistic Marxist "Social Justice" Bullshit. Some idiot will look at the number of responses and somehow determine that they're actually winning this culture war they're forcing us into, then they'll do more of it as a result.

All of them can go pound sand. I'm going to remain blissfully ignorant of their efforts to mischaracterize me and make me into something I'm not because I haven't done anything to deserve all the shit they've heaped upon me.

These goddamned brainwashed communist-globalist bastards and bitches have already destroyed my livelihood and taken away what little future I had. That's enough.

They can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (HaL55)

372 "No student has complained about its use."


They were too busy laughing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (GBF0l)

373 political correctness is one of many tools to be used in the battle with conservatism.

Posted by: ramondo at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (6AwFe)

374 Most accidents occur at intersections.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

375 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (odmkW)

--

Well said, Tammy. I didn't watch it, mostly because I couldn't stomach what would've likely been Trump bashing and disrespect. But I think the time dedicated to GHW's service was perfectly acceptable. He was the president. It was not, in contrast, the traveling carnival show McCain's was.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (JoUsr)

376 I don't think Hillary will be able to do the grieving widow well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

377 Well, we were gifted with the penis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male



There's two types of people in this world.

Those that stand to pee.

And those that wish they did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (5CJXD)

378 I see how "woman" can be offensive, as in "you're just a man with a womb". But womxn just preserves that by leaving in the m and n. By trying to escape the label "man" they make it obvious, and hence don't escape it at all. I think the best choice would be to go back to the label "gyn". Just call them gyns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

379
Only got a 10.
Need to try harder

Posted by: YIKES! at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (t6XCL)

380 The Founders made the mistake of expecting the succeeding generations in the US to produce men and women with the kind of character they had.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (f3oO4)


Frankly, I doubt that they thought about women at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (Ibwur)

381 The love of the hierarchal silverback is deep in humans ur-DNA. America with the Constitution was an exception. Was.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)

382 I got 18 on the test. I identify as a WASP Princess.

Posted by: Amy at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (cS3Yq)

383 OK, since I apparently can't take the intersectionality test on my Mac, then I must be oppressed and discriminated against. Does that give me a high or a low intersectionality score?.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

384 "political correctness is one of many tools to be used in the battle with conservatism."

Wait, are we doing Deep Thoughts with Ben Shapiro again?

Posted by: Chris M at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (6XZdO)

385 Good for you Tammy. I didn't watch funeral. I think it was fine from how Ken Matthews described it. Its just that I was already sick of MFM heads talking about the "loss of a great president" It is NOT a blow to the nation when the retired for almost 30 years, president passes away, idiot talking heads.

But it is fine for all the folks that knew him and especially his family to mourn him and for the current pols to honor him. Apparently they kept anyone who would attack normals or Trump rather than honor HW away from the microphones at the actual service and for that I give them credit.

Posted by: paleRider at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (eASYU)

386 The Founders made the mistake of expecting the succeeding generations in the US to produce men and women with the kind of character they had.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (f3oO4)

Frankly, I doubt that they thought about women at all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (Ibwur)


I bet Ben Franklin did.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (t+qrx)

387 I thought the correct term was "womyn" with a y?

Posted by: Skywise at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (SooCM)

388 373 unlike the founders we don't have slave girls to chase around.

Posted by: ramondo at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (6AwFe)

389 0 -------------- 100---------------?

IQ

Solid 175!

Posted by: barack hussein -- i can use it now -- obama at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (Evws/)

390 Okay, this is driving me nuts. Am I the only one who has noticed what looks like a little scratch on Tuckers nose? It's been there for over a week.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (dUJdY)

391 Jim Swift -- Hoist by his own retard.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (Z4rgH)

392 340
I get the feeling that the founders are regretting putting the ability
to make amendments to the constitution in the constitution.

With the exception of the first 10 can anyone really say we're really that better off with any after?

All that the amendments did could have been accomplished by laws.


Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:35 PM (wd9fW)


=====


Who needs amendments when you have random Hawaiian judges making Federal Law and issuing Executive Orders?

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (WqPYg)

393 Frankly, I doubt that they thought about women at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:44 PM (Ibwur)


You know after I posted that I thought, damn those MFers have conditioned me to include that crap!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (f3oO4)

394 As odd as I find it to be defending a Clinton in any respect whatsoever, I don't think Bill is a week-long funeral type. That's more for the McCain-Comey-Brennan types, the puffed-up, ponderously self-important grandstanders.

Of course, he'll probably have a week-long funeral anyway, because Hillary will do pretty much anything to look and feel important.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)
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Bill may have an "accident" so Hillary can be the grieving widow carrying her late husband's legacy forward in her quest to be president.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (WEBkv)

395 The Founders made the mistake of expecting the succeeding generations in the US to produce men and women with the kind of character they had.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar


Each generation shouldn't have made their kid's lives easier. That made them soft.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (5CJXD)

396 373 The Founders made the mistake of expecting the succeeding generations in the US to produce men and women with the kind of character they had.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:42 PM (f3oO4)


I know that there are writings that would support this view, but I don't agree -- I think that they did the best job anyone has ever done in history of binding the following generations with words, but the thing can only be done so well. The Constitution is filled with techniques for making it work, the best ones they could come up with, and I know no better ones.

If those in power came to disregard the plain meaning, because it was inconvenient, and the people did not rebel, because the structure was greatly successful and they did not find rebellion worth the risk, that is not the fault of the founders, but an inherent quality of the limits of the enterprise they took on.

Even now, we are better off than pretty much everyone else in certain respects, such as free speech. Look at Britain and Canada, for example.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (Vb4BV)

397 393 hogmartin

LOL. What a wise man he was. And very influential.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)

398 Well said, Tammy. I didn't watch it, mostly because I
couldn't stomach what would've likely been Trump bashing and
disrespect. But I think the time dedicated to GHW's service was
perfectly acceptable. He was the president. It was not, in contrast, the
traveling carnival show McCain's was.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 05, 2018 08:43 PM (JoUsr)


H. W.'s service was 2 1/2 hours long (!!!). My bladder wouldn't have lasted that long. My FiL's was totally over the top for a man who never served. He insisted he wanted FIVE pastors at his service. It was crazy. Lasted nearly 1 1/2 hours.


I remember literally bolting for the ladies room immediately after, practically elbowing little old ladies out of the way. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

399 381 Most accidents occur at intersections

"Most auto accidents happen on or near a road"
We paid 500K for that study. WSDOT

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (LOq4H)

400 meh, political is not just used in the battle with conservatism, it is used in the battle witth common sense. you are not able to discuss things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (MTjB1)

401 Lady in Black, we only get one station, (NBC) and once the service started, I don't think anyone said a word.

I almost didn't watch it for the same reason, because Chuck Todd in particular could not shut his f*cking mouth about Trump in the days leading up to the funeral, but I gotta say they were very respectful during the actual service.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:47 PM (odmkW)

402

I've got soooooo much privilege
The bees envy mee
Got so much privilege
No intersectionality

I guess you'd say
Why I'm privileged every day
My life
Talkin' 'bout my-y life
MYLIFE

Posted by: Temp Tations at December 05, 2018 08:47 PM (FuXG7)

403 What the hell, I'm only more privileged than 52% of others?!? What dragged my score down?

I am deeply offended. My truth is that I am at the very least more privileged than 92% of the population.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 08:47 PM (kQs4Y)

404 Apparently, the homeless white dude peeing on the streets of San Francisco is more privileged than a black female with an advanced degree who got hit with the AMT for last year's taxes.

No, I didn't take the stupid test, but this is what some maniacs believe.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 05, 2018 08:47 PM (9hauA)

405 396 0 -------------- 100---------------?

IQ
Solid 175!
Posted by: barack hussein -- i can use it now -- obama at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (Evws/)


Uh, Barack, you don't get to add up your score on multiple tests.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:47 PM (Ibwur)

406
Btw.
Womxn is transphobic.
The "o" shaped is like a vagina.
To make inclusive is should say W?mxn.

Posted by: I'm Of My Mind SJW at December 05, 2018 08:48 PM (t6XCL)

407 Most accidents occur at intersections

"Most auto accidents happen on or near a road"
We paid 500K for that study. WSDOT
Posted by: some rat in the swamp


Most accidents happen within 5 miles of the home.

When I read that, I moved.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:49 PM (5CJXD)

408 271 Bush's funeral seems expedited compared to McCain's.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 08:19 PM (4/5px)
-----------------------
Pfft. Queen Victoria's funeral was expedited compared to McCain's.

Lord, that was a hilarious media-palooza.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2018 08:49 PM (Rxduq)

409
Solid 175!

Posted by: barack hussein -- i can use it now -- obama


Out of a thousand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (LsBY9)

410 There's two types of people in this world.
Those that stand to pee.
And those that wish they did.


When my three year old boy learned he could pee standing up, it was the happiest day of his life. At least he's house broken, but my lawn suffers.

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (M+37h)

411 Btw.
Womxn is transphobic.
The "o" shaped is like a vagina.
To make inclusive is should say W?mxn.
Posted by: I'm Of My Mind SJW at December 05, 2018 08:48 PM (t6XCL)


Well the. Since X marks the spot (wink, wink) the X must go.

W?m?n

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (T71PA)

412 It's satire. They're going to include peanut allergies later and further think everyone should start every meeting by announcing their score.

It is satire.

Posted by: ... at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (uEbPt)

413 The "o" shaped is like a vagina.

Front hole h8ter, front hole.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (LOq4H)

414 Btw.
Womxn is transphobic.
The "o" shaped is like a vagina.
To make inclusive is should say W?mxn.
Posted by: I'm Of My Mind SJW


W?mxn shares letters with men.
Should spell it Vckjld.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (5CJXD)

415 Am I the only one who has noticed what looks like a little scratch on Tuckers nose?
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Jasper took a shot at him.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 05, 2018 08:50 PM (Evws/)

416 394
I thought the correct term was "womyn" with a y?

Posted by: Skywise at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (SooCM)


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NO!!! Y is bad because men have an XY chromosome, so we're going with X, h8r!

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (WqPYg)

417 402
Each generation shouldn't have made their kid's lives easier. That made them soft.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (5CJXD)


That reminds me of an old saying. I don't recall it exactly, but it goes something like this:

Hard times make strong men
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

418 394 I thought the correct term was "womyn" with a y?
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That's so 2016, boobie. That went out with, like, "herstory," you know?

Posted by: Vagipearls Green at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (hjaPQ)

419 Last weekend the sidebar was dedicated to Jonah Soyberg. Last week it was dedicated to Not-Binary Ben.
This week it's dedicated to the Weakly Standard.


I can't wait to see who it will be dedicated to this weekend.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (WaxcS)

420 LOL. What a wise man he was. And very influential.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)


Probably the founder I admire most. And not only was he an autodidact, he was also mostly self-educated.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

421 paleRider, I thought they did a heckuva job.

Look, I have been pissed off as fuck at the neverTrumperism of the entire Bush clan, very disillusioned.

But I do think Poppy was a fine man, the likes of which we don't see much of any more.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (odmkW)

422 I scored a 12. I am 1.2% Neanderthal according to 23 and me which helps. Also, I don't have 4 women on call to give me a BJ. I only have 1. And it is a reciprocal arrangement -with my wife, so maybe that reduces it to 0.5.-50/50.

Posted by: Drc at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (llGBY)

423 We do have to face it that America is unique.

It was allowed to be born by a set of circumstances that are cosmic in the odds against every happening again.

So many circumstances had to be just so for America to come into existence and retain it's sovereignty long enough to be self protecting.

I would guess the odds are about what it was for the creation of the human species.

And the prime mover in both is beyond our ken.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (wd9fW)

424 I thought the correct term was "womyn" with a y?
Posted by: Skywise at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (SooCM)

Don't be such Transphobic H8ful Bigot! The only acceptable term is "wymxn".

Posted by: SJWs Everywhere at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (tYPH9)

425 I don't think McCain's funeral coverage would've been nearly as long (days upon days before/during/after) if it weren't for the fact that the MFM took it as a way to jab President Trump. We can thank John, Cindy and Megs McCain for that spectacle. They all wanted to squeeze as much hate at Trump as they could. And that's just what they did.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (JoUsr)

426 I don't understand, all I was doing was intersecting with my coworkers. Isn't that an important thing?

Posted by: Moonves ghost at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (4/5px)

427 What crap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (w6gzE)

428 428 Probably the founder I admire most. And not only was he an autodidact, he was also mostly self-educated.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (t+qrx)


In addition, he taught himself things.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM (Vb4BV)

429 Sharts, Not Bombs!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 05, 2018 08:53 PM (OiC69)

430 Apparently, the homeless white dude peeing on the streets of San Francisco is more privileged than a black female with an advanced degree who got hit with the AMT for last year's taxes.

No, I didn't take the stupid test, but this is what some maniacs believe.
Posted by: chique d'afrique


Of course he's privileged. He's not saddled with onerous, stifling taxes!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:53 PM (5CJXD)

431 Well, we were gifted with the penis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 05, 2018 08:37 PM (3sjI6)


I think Van Gogh would have been funnier if the gift box he sent his girlfriend would have contained his thingy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)

432 Related: Student groups are now saying women should be called by the non-word letter-clusterfuck "womxn."

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I loved the Captain Mxrvel trailer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (w6gzE)

433 Hard times make strong men
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times
Posted by: rickl


Sounds very appropriate. Almost like the fall of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (5CJXD)

434 "It was allowed to be born by a set of circumstances that are cosmic in the odds against every happening again."


Nobody on earth allowed America to be born.

Posted by: Moonves ghost at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (4/5px)

435 I think Van Gogh would have been funnier if the gift box he sent his girlfriend would have contained his thingy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)


The man had no sense of humor. Or romance.

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (NLLmE)

436 I can't get over the fact the Bush family embraced Bill Clinton, rapist and serial abuser of women, as a "son" and "brother" of the family. But Trump is scum.

I'm as sick of the Bush clan as I am of the Kennedy's and Clinton's and Obama's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

437 The only acceptable term is "wymxn".
Posted by: SJWs Everywhere at December 05, 2018 08:52 PM

Bitch please...that's ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (GBF0l)

438 429 But I do think Poppy was a fine man, the likes of which we don't see much of any more.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (odmkW)


I agree that he was a fine man. Had he been COO of Citibank, I would have nothing but praise. I do not, however, think he was a fine President. He is the only Republican Presidential candidate I have not voted for in my lifetime, the second time. You can't look me in the eye and tell me that you are the kind of person who would never knuckle under to the Democrats and then knuckle under to the Democrats before they even ask for anything and then make a joke about it.

He was a fine man, promoted to a position that was more than he could handle.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (Vb4BV)

439 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 08:51 PM (odmkW)

GWHB and Dole were probably the last two "veteran" Establishment politicians that served honorably in real combat roles. I'll honor them both for that!

The rest of their accomplishments, not so much!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (f3oO4)

440 The proper answers to this snowflake shit is fuckyou.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (0OmEj)

441 I think Van Gogh would have been funnier if the gift box he sent his girlfriend would have contained his thingy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)


I think his last words should have been "hahah got you fuckers good" instead of some dumb emo shit about sadness lasting forever.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

442 What is Stacey Abrams' score, I wonder, but not too much.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (PUmDY)

443 I think Van Gogh would have been funnier if the gift box he sent his girlfriend would have contained his thingy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)

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There's nothing funny about a gift box filled with shriveled up severed dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (w6gzE)

444 213 Looking for a Oerlikon 20mm lower, want to mount on my truck
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2018 05:14 PM (/rm4P)

Is Skip in the house? I need one also.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (bgJ0E)

445 440 Related: Student groups are now saying women should be called by the non-word letter-clusterfuck "womxn."

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I loved the Captain Mxrvel trailer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (w6gzE)


It's a Welsh plot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:57 PM (CDGwz)

446 If I lived my life in complete ignorance of this 'privilege' thing, Id be better off.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (DMZfj)

447 There's nothing funny about a gift box filled with shriveled up severed dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (w6gzE)
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Well, shoot, so much for sending that to the ex-wife this year.

Posted by: Kaitlyn J at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (WEBkv)

448 Probably the founder I admire most. And not only was he an autodidact, he was also mostly self-educated.
Posted by: hogmartin


He also dorked every woman that would stand still long enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (5CJXD)

449 There's nothing funny about a gift box filled with shriveled up severed dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:56 PM (w6gzE)


Shep begs to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (CDGwz)

450 >>>398 Jim Swift -- Hoist by his own retard.
Posted by: GnuBreed

He tweeted today trying to mock TurningPoint for one their job listings...

I responded:
The best part of the fall of The Weekly Standard is seeing Jim Swift desperately mining the want ads for "content."

https://twitter.com/thewooga/status/1070488642932461568?s=21

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (M+37h)

451 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tried to take the intersectionality test, but she couldn't figure out the sliders and then she announced that she had "the highest score" and then her people had to issue a press release.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (Vb4BV)

452 There's nothing funny about a gift box filled with shriveled up severed dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at D




raisin in the sun was originally titled dick in the sun

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 08:59 PM (MTjB1)

453 444 I can't get over the fact the Bush family embraced Bill Clinton, rapist and serial abuser of women, as a "son" and "brother" of the family. But Trump is scum.

I'm as sick of the Bush clan as I am of the Kennedy's and Clinton's and Obama's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (ptqGC)


It's quite a happy little close-knit group they have there.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

454 There's nothing funny about a gift box filled with shriveled up severed dick.
Posted by: Cicero



As long as it's not yours, it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:59 PM (5CJXD)

455 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

I am with you all the way on that one, Jane. As much as I loved her, I think we can blame the neverTrumpishness mostly on Barbara. She never forgave him for going after Jeb, I'm guessing. The woman brooked no (what she perceived as) mistreatment of her children or husband.

Her hatred of Perot was legendary.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (odmkW)

456 Dick In A Box was a funny snl skit.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

457 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2)

But then his self portrait would be problematic.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (wd9fW)

458 It's quite a happy little close-knit group they have there.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)


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Some are in The Club, and others are not. And by others, I mean you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (w6gzE)

459
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tried to take the intersectionality test, but
she couldn't figure out the sliders and then she announced that she had
"the highest score" and then her people had to issue a press release.

Sliders? Like at White Castle?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (sf1AO)

460 394
I thought the correct term was "womyn" with a y?

Posted by: Skywise at December 05, 2018 08:45 PM (SooCM)


Surprisingly, the lesb feminists haven't gone after the obvious target of "country."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (Ry8mf)

461 461 It's quite a happy little close-knit group they have there.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)


From your lips to God's ears. That is the problem of the Elites in a nutshell.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (Vb4BV)

462 I couldn't get past 28. Fuck you sniveling fucks!

All your privilege are belong to me! Bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (Z9C5C)

463 There are big differences between the Bush family and the Clinton's and the Obama's.

The Bush family actually served their country.
Old man Bush loved this country and served it with the intent to better this nation under the Constitution.

That cannot be truthfully said of the other two rascal families.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (4/5px)

464 Hymxn? Mxnstration? Humxn? Mxnagenxnt? Mxnhatten? Mxni-pedi?

Posted by: Downcast at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (di7WU)

465 Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (5CJXD)

In today's world, old Ben would be giving Ace a run for his money!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (f3oO4)

466 Oerlikons need to be the twin-mount variety, with the cool shoulder thinggies, and the over-sized sights. Where you stand to shoot them. As on USN WWII ships.


Hearing protection advised.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2018 09:02 PM (QDnY+)

467 No way Franklin could match "hobo fuck pile".

Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 09:02 PM (NLLmE)

468 472 Hymxn? Mxnstration? Humxn? Mxnagenxnt? Mxnhatten? Mxni-pedi?
Posted by: Downcast at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (di7WU)


Which reminds me, the lesb feminists also haven't gone after "manure." Or "manual labor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 09:02 PM (Ry8mf)

469 468 Surprisingly, the lesb feminists haven't gone after the obvious target of "country."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (Ry8mf)


"O" stands for "Opression" so we should remove it!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 05, 2018 09:03 PM (Vb4BV)

470 Which reminds me, the lesb feminists also haven't gone after "manure." Or "manual labor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Or Manuel.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:04 PM (5CJXD)

471 472
Hymxn? Mxnstration? Humxn? Mxnagenxnt? Mxnhatten? Mxni-pedi?

Posted by: Downcast at December 05, 2018 09:01 PM (di7WU)


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Isn't it time we started checking our Consonant Privilege and started giving more respect to those minority Vowels?

Posted by: ShainS - Intersectionality Score = 5 Survivor at December 05, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

472 Bush Jr didn't. I despise him now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

473 464 Dick In A Box was a funny snl skit.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
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Yes, yes it was.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 05, 2018 09:04 PM (WEBkv)

474 I think Manuel Labor is a catcher for the Marlins.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2018 09:04 PM (/NB++)

475 475 No way Franklin could match "hobo fuck pile".
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2018 09:02 PM (NLLmE)


Nor "flaming clown boner".

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2018 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

476 I am with you all the way on that one, Jane. As much as I loved her, I think we can blame the neverTrumpishness mostly on Barbara. She never forgave him for going after Jeb, I'm guessing. The woman brooked no (what she perceived as) mistreatment of her children or husband.

Her hatred of Perot was legendary.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 05, 2018 09:00 PM (odmkW)

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To be fair, Perot did run solely to ensure Bush would lose.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 09:05 PM (ffYR/)

477 453 440 Related: Student groups are now saying women should be called by the non-word letter-clusterfuck "womxn."

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I loved the Captain Mxrvel trailer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 08:55 PM (w6gzE)

It's a Welsh plot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Not enough letters. You need more 'c' 'w' 'z' placed in incomprehensible spots that make no sense.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2018 09:05 PM (91XJl)

478 So help me out. How do split toilet seats work? What's the point, or more precisely, the lack of one?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (+fPHo)

479 "O" stands for "Opression" so we should remove it!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 05, 2018 09:03 PM (Vb4BV)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THREE O'S IN YOUR NAME.

Posted by: BEN RXETHLISBERGER at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (tYPH9)

480 Since womxn doesn't differentiate between the singular and plural, I suggest womb and wombs. Though I suppose we could just add "a herd of" when referring to more than one.

There. Now there's no evil man or men word buried in reference to your delicate selves. You can now be the walking wombded. Wombs for let, 50 cents.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (Z4rgH)

481 474 Oerlikons need to be the twin-mount variety, with the cool shoulder thinggies, and the over-sized sights. Where you stand to shoot them. As on USN WWII ships.
Hearing protection advised.

Well I only have a single mount one, it works and I have the mag, tools, etc, but am looking for a naval deck mount as it is hanging from the ceiling right now rather than being able to do it's job.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (bgJ0E)

482 Does WJC get buried in Bugtussle?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (RuIsu)

483 I think Manuel Labor is a catcher for the Marlins.
Posted by: garrett



I thought Manuel Labbor was a DH for the Red Sox?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (5CJXD)

484 Not enough letters. You need more 'c' 'w' 'z' placed in incomprehensible spots that make no sense.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2018 09:05 PM (91XJl)
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Give away the plot in the title?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (WEBkv)

485 484 To be fair, Perot did run solely to ensure Bush would lose.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 05, 2018 09:05 PM (ffYR/)


Ridiculous. No one would run for the office of President for such a petty and sordid reason.

Sorry, I have to go. Mr. Kristol is on the line.

Posted by: Evan McMullin at December 05, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)

486 Oerlikons need to be the twin-mount variety, with the cool shoulder thinggies, and the over-sized sights. Where you stand to shoot them. As on USN WWII ships.
Hearing protection advised.

Well I only have a single mount one, it works and I have the mag, tools, etc, but am looking for a naval deck mount as it is hanging from the ceiling right now rather than being able to do it's job.
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2


Saw a video on Facebook of a B-17 ball turret mount mounted on a rack.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (5CJXD)

487 Some people even advocate giving more opportunties and promotions to people with high intersectionality scores so that they become more represented in positions of power. We suggest every group meeting to begin with everyone sharing their intersectionality scores.

(bolding theirs)

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Holy damn.

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (0NAbP)

488 So help me out. How do split toilet seats work? What's the point, or more precisely, the lack of one?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (+fPHo)


Two users can occupy it at once.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (t+qrx)

489 486 So help me out. How do split toilet seats work? What's the point, or more precisely, the lack of one?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (+fPHo)


Dude, it's broken. Buy a new one.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (Vb4BV)

490 So help me out. How do split toilet seats work? What's the point, or more precisely, the lack of one?
Posted by: Les Kinetic



Allows you to drag your pecker out of the water without dragging it across the seat.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:09 PM (5CJXD)

491 Off clean white sock that is made especially for not just feet but one particular foot by design.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 05, 2018 09:09 PM (0NAbP)

492 Two users can occupy it at once.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (t+qrx)


Only if they're very close friends.

IFYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2018 09:09 PM (Ry8mf)

493 Saw a video on Facebook of a B-17 ball turret mount mounted on a rack.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:08 PM (5CJXD)

The .50 looks good on the back of the '42 Chev with the pedestal mount.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 09:10 PM (bgJ0E)

494 Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (bgJ0E)

6" steel pipe should fix it right up.

The mounts were basically that. Do you have the swivel mount itself attached?

If so just weld that onto the pipe and weld the pipe to a framework of I-beams.

What is it a 20mm or 40mm?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:10 PM (wd9fW)

495 What is a split toilet seat? Not a circle?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:10 PM (PUmDY)

496 498 Allows you to drag your pecker out of the water without dragging it across the seat.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:09 PM (5CJXD)


What good is that? It's just going to drag across the floor anyway.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:11 PM (Vb4BV)

497 A spokeswoman (spokeswomxn?) for the university told the Standard the
new spelling "is used to demonstrate our commitment to inclusiveness. No
student has complained about its use."


The lobotomized patient never complains.

Posted by: Dr. Cranium at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (Tyii7)

498 It's pronounced the same way it's written!

Posted by: Det. Stan Wojciehowicz at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (Evws/)

499 Well now we know Paula is either a lurker are common tater. Because someone posted this a night or two ago.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (iF4iV)

500 What is a split toilet seat? Not a circle?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:10 PM (PUmDY)


It's just any toilet seat that isn't unanimous, it's based on the majority verdict of the seat.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (t+qrx)

501

Being anal receptive gets you an extra 69 points!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (UFLLM)

502 How Much Privilege Do You Have?

Not half enough.

Posted by: JBSPRY at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (d/n9j)

503 Hmmm, common tater, an epic AoSHQ nic.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:13 PM (iF4iV)

504 What is it a 20mm or 40mm?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:10 PM (wd9fW)

Its a 20mm. The gun is bare underneath and has no swivel mount. I can make a mount but was looking for the real deal. As these things are in the world of naval type people/things I have left it alone but am wanting to get it sorted.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (bgJ0E)

505 Would Ben Franklin have come up with "hapless and ovoid?"

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

506 Hmmm, common tater, an epic AoSHQ nic.
Posted by: Smaug


Does that make AtC a tater tot?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (5CJXD)

507 "Canada arrests Huawei CFO facing US extradition for allegedly violating Iran sanctions"

Spy, spy, spy. We make good phone. We put good camera in even cheap phone.

Yeah, you want clarity/resolution in those pics it sends back home.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (4/5px)

508 Re: Womxn

Was the "a" really the big problem in the word? I mean, I'm guessing almost anyone can still tell it's wo-MAN, even with the X. Maybe moreso.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (0NAbP)

509 I don't know, this crap is getting to be beyond insulting. I'd like the GOP to oppose this at every level

Posted by: Jar jar thinks at December 05, 2018 09:15 PM (3RWaf)

510 514 Does that make AtC a tater tot?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (5CJXD)


You are a brave, brave, foolish man.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:15 PM (Vb4BV)

511 Wasn't The Island in the Prisoner in Wales?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:16 PM (PUmDY)

512 506 It's pronounced the same way it's written!
Posted by: Det. Stan Wojciehowicz at December 05, 2018 09:12 PM (Evws/)
-----------------------------------
Yep. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Coach Krzewzxjnstczxiski at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (Rxduq)

513 and if you believe the 14th amendment's "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" justifies birthright citizenship, then you'll believe the 1st amendment's "freedom of the press" means you should get free dry cleaning.

[sorry for the off topic zinger but i'm practicing for an appropriate thread.]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (Pg+x7)

514 My score was 8. I'm 88% more privileged. Yeah, thats a crock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (9Om/r)

515 I've experienced more than my share of split toilet seats and I am here to tell you it is not amusing. That splintering cave-in just as the deuce is being dropped is unnerving, let alone outright frightening.

Posted by: Mikey Moore at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

516 Are split toilet seats cheaper?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

517 That f'ing thing is stupid. It thinks an over-the-hill middle class white guy is more priveleged than Barak Obama.

Posted by: ZonToro at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (dCHJd)

518 I'm a 7. Is this like golf

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (h1jJh)

519 Does that make AtC a tater tot?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (5CJXD)

Feeling a little suicidal are we?

AtC doesn't hang much this late in the day so you're probably safe.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (wd9fW)

520 Hooray, I'm a 3!! Beat that beotches!

Posted by: jayhawkone at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (ZD+J8)

521 524 Are split toilet seats cheaper?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

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18% cheaper, in a national survey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (w6gzE)

522 The Village.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (PUmDY)

523 Wasn't The Island in the Prisoner in Wales?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Actually, I think it was near Spain.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (S6Pax)

524 That f'ing thing is stupid. It thinks an over-the-hill middle class white guy is more priveleged than Barak Obama.
Posted by: ZonToro


Yay me! I'm more privileged than Tiger Woods!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:18 PM (5CJXD)

525 https://twitter.com/thewooga/status
/1070488642932461568?s=21

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2018 08:58 PM (M+37h)


Heh. Soon enough, he'll be mining the want ads for a job. Maybe today was just practice on his part.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2018 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)

526 Just took the test. Bow down to your new Privileged god.

Posted by: Sooner at December 05, 2018 09:19 PM (Sztil)

527 523 I've experienced more than my share of split toilet seats and I am here to tell you it is not amusing. That splintering cave-in just as the deuce is being dropped is unnerving, let alone outright frightening.

Mikey Moore at December 05, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

..........

I like the bidet "not by design toilets" that automatically erupt every time you lean forward.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:19 PM (iF4iV)

528 Does that make AtC a tater tot?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:14 PM (5CJXD)

Feeling a little suicidal are we?

AtC doesn't hang much this late in the day so you're probably safe.
Posted by: jakee308


I wuz hacked! Yeah. That's it!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:20 PM (5CJXD)

529 i'm a 12. where do i cash the check? privelege has to be worth something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2018 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

530 Split seats are cheaper and they don't get stolen as often.

It's part of the plumbing code from the '50's.

It's actually for the wymxns?

So they can wipe without touching the seat rim.

I like them because I have a big fat ass.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:20 PM (wd9fW)

531 I'm not following how there can be a sliding adjustment for both male/female AND not a crossdresser/OMG FABULOUS TRANNY HERE DARLING!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 05, 2018 09:20 PM (0NAbP)

532 Bidet. That means butt washer in French.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:21 PM (w6gzE)

533 535, Then there are the Japanese toilets...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 09:21 PM (CeJUf)

534 Somebody should let Captain Kristol know that Les Moonves is in the market for a new transactional advisor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

535 Split toilet seats should be a war crime. Better off just getting an elongated bowl. As my plumber friend said, and I quote " more room for your dick and shit".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (9Om/r)

536 Then there are the Japanese toilets...
Posted by: Skookumchuk


Totally automatic? Spritz and blow dry?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (5CJXD)

537 Bidet. That means butt washer in French.

Thank heavens for the French.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)

538 Bidet. That means butt washer in French.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:21 PM (w6gzE)


Those Frenchies have a word for everything.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (T71PA)

539 Does WJC get buried in Bugtussle?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 05, 2018 09:06 PM (RuIsu)



Slick Willie wishes that his final resting place be a whore house of his choosing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)

540 544, Yes, and a control panel with 87 buttons.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (CeJUf)

541 Totally automatic? Spritz and blow dry?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (5CJXD)

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And styling!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (w6gzE)

542 One may purchase bidet seats from Beelzebub.
The older one gets the more one appreciates that.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (4/5px)

543 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (9Om/r)

I have one and it wasn't the same without a split seat.

Split seats are more roomy.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (wd9fW)

544 Then there are the Japanese toilets...
Posted by: Skookumchuk

Totally automatic? Spritz and blow dry?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (5CJXD)


Some play a happy little song when they flush.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

545 I'm a 5.

But I'm a little schizo on the Christian question. I mean, I'm all for love and forgiveness, but I'm also for executing every last one of the motherfuckers.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (FTPVM)

546 As my plumber friend said, and I quote " more room for your dick and shit".

There's always room for pudding!

Posted by: Shemp! at December 05, 2018 09:24 PM (Tyii7)

547 5 Us rich old white dudes rule the world.

Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at December 05, 2018 09:24 PM (1L9V9)

548 iSlick Willie wishes that his final resting place be a whore house of his choosing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ) i


Well, it sure beats Ft Marcy Park!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 09:24 PM (f3oO4)

549 One may purchase bidet seats from Beelzebub.
The older one gets the more one appreciates that.
Posted by: Braenyard


And two day shipping with Beelzebub Prime.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (5CJXD)

550 543 ... Better off just getting an elongated bowl. As my plumber friend said, and I quote " more room for your dick and shit".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:22 PM (9Om/r)


Fact

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (4/5px)

551 you know, if you use the low urinal in the men's room your dick does not get as wet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

552 I'm guessing devout Christian = bad, and devout Jew = bad, but devout Muslim = good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (0NAbP)

553 you know, if you use the low urinal in the men's room your dick does not get as wet.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)


Same with the sink.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

554 559 you know, if you use the low urinal in the men's room your dick does not get as wet.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

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Only if you can take the angry stares of the pissed off seven year-olds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (w6gzE)

555 Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (FTPVM)

............

I told the Grey Wizard you could be a problem.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (iF4iV)

556 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I USED THE BIDET AND GOT A BONER

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at December 05, 2018 09:27 PM (FTPVM)

557 Same with the sink.
Posted by: hogmartin at D




you know, some people get really fucking angry when you make them wait to use the changing table because you are washing your dick on it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

558 Yes, and a control panel with 87 buttons.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (CeJUf)


87 bottons labeled in kanji.

I prefer 3 sea shells.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 09:27 PM (T71PA)

559 Reading about Tyson and you can see him saying the sort of lame ass shit these women are claiming he did.

he's black but not smooth. He's a nerd so he's socially awkward and being made cool by TV didn't make him socially smooth.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:27 PM (wd9fW)

560 Your pants get wetter.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

561 Those Japanese toilet seats are really something. Yes, spritz and blow dry. You can choose spray pattern like a shower head. The toilet lifts the seat when you enter the room. There is an air freshener thing; I don't know how it decides when to kick on, and I don't want to know.

It all seems ridiculous until you live with one for a few days, and then you miss it when it's gone.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:28 PM (Vb4BV)

562 I do wonder.
I can see Slick Willie getting buried in Arkansas.
He has his preezy library there.
But Hillary?!?
She absolutely hated the place.

I suspect she'd rather be in NY.
Or under the floorboards of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2018 09:28 PM (Rxduq)

563 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

but you get more splash back.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:29 PM (wd9fW)

564
I'm more privileged than my own bunghole!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 05, 2018 09:29 PM (UFLLM)

565 https://tinyurl.com/ya6o59ne

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 09:29 PM (kQs4Y)

566 Only if you can take the angry stares of the pissed off seven year-olds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at D



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

567 you know, if you use the low urinal in the men's room your dick does not get as wet.
Posted by: yankeefifth


If you don't mind pissing on your shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (5CJXD)

568 Those Japanese toilet seats are really something. Yes, spritz and blow dry. You can choose spray pattern like a shower head. The toilet lifts the seat when you enter the room. There is an air freshener thing; I don't know how it decides when to kick on, and I don't want to know.

It all seems ridiculous until you live with one for a few days, and then you miss it when it's gone.

----------

You can return to the real world instantly by using a Chinese toilet. Oh wait. I meant "toilet."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (w6gzE)

569 I suspect she'd rather be in NY. Or under the floorboards of the Oval Office.


Giants Stadium is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (Tyii7)

570 you know what I miss is the floor length urinal, where the drain was in the floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

571 561 you know, if you use the low urinal in the men's room your dick does not get as wet.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

Same with the sink.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

.........

So there is a perfectly lovely urinal that is a cone, but noooooooo we gotta make splatter urinals. Yay!

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (iF4iV)

572 I do wonder.
I can see Slick Willie getting buried in Arkansas.
He has his preezy library there


Hot Springs or Mena.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (5CJXD)

573 There is an air freshener thing; I don't know how it decides when to kick on, and I don't want to know.

I'm not an "it", I have a name. And your fly's down.

Posted by: "Bob" @ Full-Employment Japan at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (Ydn2k)

574 It all seems ridiculous until you live with one for a few days, and then you miss it when it's gone.

Like the "Groom of the stool?"

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (LOq4H)

575 Strange how much weight they place on being male. If I change the gender from female to male, I go from being in the lower 50% of privileged people to the top 5%. The whole thing's fucking stupid

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (U7k5w)

576 Floor length worked well too.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (iF4iV)

577 Under the floorboards of the Oval Office.
That's good.

Cremate her and caulk the seams with her ashes.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (4/5px)

578 Stayed in The Palace Hotel in Frisco last year. Heated, padded toilet seat with an internal fan that quietly and efficiently eliminated the stink. Then the bidet. I gave that place 5 stars.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (FTPVM)

579
you know what I miss is the floor length urinal, where the drain was in the floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)


With the accompanying sign "please don't eat the big white mint"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (9Om/r)

580 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

Better yet was the old Roman Empire inspired trough.

I went to a school that was so old it still had those.

None of that having to line up and stuff. Just stand at the edge and let go.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (wd9fW)

581 Narita airport has toilet ads in the form of big banners hanging from the ceiling showing all the different models.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (CeJUf)

582 Only if you can take the angry stares of the pissed off seven year-olds.

I remember when I was seven. You coulda put that thing above my head and I'd have been fine.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (Ydn2k)

583 585 Under the floorboards of the Oval Office.
That's good.

Cremate her and caulk the seams with her ashes.

Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (4/5px)

.........

Well there is a long list of prospects for that treatment. Male and female.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (iF4iV)

584 https://tinyurl.com/ya6o59ne

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 09:29 PM (kQs4Y)


How many pages of search results did you have to wade through to find that? And what were the query strings that will forever haunt you now?

I ask because I have been there.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (t+qrx)

585 an internal fan that quietly and efficiently eliminated the stink

Well, it has to go somewhere...

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (Tyii7)

586 With the accompanying sign "please don't eat the big white mint"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


You find those all over College Station.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (5CJXD)

587 Anyway, why on earth can't/won't Trump declassify the FISA stuff and show Mueller/Roddy for what they are? I don't understand the purpose of letting the DOJ assholery go on.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (U7k5w)

588 578 you know what I miss is the floor length urinal, where the drain was in the floor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)


What, you don't go to sports events?

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (Vb4BV)

589 I do miss crapping in an outhouse where the plop splashes your nuts and ass

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (FTPVM)

590 something weird, and wonderful, about looking at reheated turkey leftovers and smelling bacon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (MTjB1)

591
I went to a school that was so old it still had those.

None of that having to line up and stuff. Just stand at the edge and let go.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:32 PM (wd9fW)

I went to a school were we had just stopped flogging your fag.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (bgJ0E)

592 I'm guessing devout Christian = bad, and devout Jew = bad, but devout Muslim = good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 05, 2018 09:26 PM (0NAbP)



devout Muslim also = I keel you and you and you and you..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (SiINZ)

593 After they went for the low urinals everywhere, I just gave up and used the toilet.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (wd9fW)

594 I call BS. Only more privileged than 84%? Nah, man. Way higher.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (ZVAmm)

595
Don't throw toothpicks in the pisser, my crabs can pole vault!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (UFLLM)

596 Stayed in The Palace Hotel in Frisco last year. Heated, padded toilet seat with an internal fan that quietly and efficiently eliminated the stink. Then the bidet. I gave that place 5 stars.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


Why not just have an oriental lady wipe, pat dry and powder your behind?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (5CJXD)

597 With the accompanying sign "please don't eat the big white mint"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at D




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (MTjB1)

598 U of A has troughs at Bryant Denny. Mercedes Benz does as well ! I think.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

599 Strange how much weight they place on being male. If I change the gender from female to male, I go from being in the lower 50% of privileged people to the top 5%. The whole thing's fucking stupid

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:31 PM (U7k5w)

--

And somehow the top 5% spends their entire life spending money, fighting, and working to try and figure out how to entice the lower 50% in order to briefly get something they've got.

But yes, we men are privileged.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (0NAbP)

600 The romans used a weird crapper design where they douched a rag on a stick in a common flow of water and bideted themselves forthwith.

Housesteads along Hadrians Wall has an extant communal crapper. Kinda weird and kinda cool.

Not the side of the fort to live on.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (iF4iV)

601 But I'm a little schizo on the Christian question. I mean, I'm all for love and forgiveness, but I'm also for executing every last one of the motherfuckers.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:23 PM (FTPVM)



Just like me the Medieval Crusader kind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (SiINZ)

602 you know what I miss is the floor length urinal, where the drain was in the floor.
Posted by: yankeefifth



K - 8th grade.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (5CJXD)

603 595 Anyway, why on earth can't/won't Trump declassify the FISA stuff and show Mueller/Roddy for what they are? I don't understand the purpose of letting the DOJ assholery go on.

Could be he's holding a little back as a chip to be played later.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 09:36 PM (LOq4H)

604 Maximum ick factor: take a piece of glass or plastic about 2'x1' and set it next to your toilet and you will see graphically how much splash back there is when standing to pee.

After I saw how much, I started peeing sitting down.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:36 PM (wd9fW)

605 I found out how to get 1. Anybody able to get 0?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (ZVAmm)

606 612 Maximum ick factor: take a piece of glass or plastic about 2'x1' and set it next to your toilet and you will see graphically how much splash back there is when standing to pee.

After I saw how much, I started peeing sitting down.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:36 PM (wd9fW)


The Germans have a word for that, you know.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (Vb4BV)

607 Why not just have an oriental lady wipe, pat dry and powder your behind?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:35 PM (5CJXD)


--------

Talcum or corn starch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (w6gzE)

608 601 After they went for the low urinals everywhere, I just gave up and used the toilet.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (wd9fW)

........

Plus there is TP for a dabbin of the drippin stabbin rod.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (iF4iV)

609 you know what I would like is some sort of indicator to tell me how much I pissed into the bowl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (MTjB1)

610 I was on a cruise ship, and I went in to one of the public bathrooms, and it was a fancy mofo, and I'm looking around and there was no urinal. I turn around and I see this granite half wall about 10 feet wide and 4 feet high in the middle of the floor with a waterfall running down it. I was thinking no fucking way, we pee on the wall???? Sure enough some dude comes in and starts peeing on the wall. Of course asshole me waits for the dude to clear out, and I do a rapid side step just so I can see if I can pee on the whole length of the wall. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (9Om/r)

611 580---Hot Springs or Mena.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:30 PM (5CJXD)
-------------------------------
Ha!
Mena would be funny.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (Rxduq)

612 I do miss crapping in an outhouse where the plop splashes your nuts and ass
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


If it splashes you, you're overdue to dig a new one.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (5CJXD)

613 I do miss crapping in an outhouse where the plop splashes your nuts and ass
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (FTPVM)

Now, a really good outhouse had about a twelve-foot drop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (fDU8w)

614 618 I was on a cruise ship, and I went in to one of the public bathrooms, and it was a fancy mofo, and I'm looking around and there was no urinal. I turn around and I see this granite half wall about 10 feet wide and 4 feet high in the middle of the floor with a waterfall running down it. I was thinking no fucking way, we pee on the wall???? Sure enough some dude comes in and starts peeing on the wall. Of course asshole me waits for the dude to clear out, and I do a rapid side step just so I can see if I can pee on the whole length of the wall. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (9Om/r)


Banned.

Posted by: William Kristol at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (Vb4BV)

615 I started peeing sitting down.

I garroted men for less. Forfeit your man card, pronto.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (Tyii7)

616 611: It probably would have made a difference in the elections as Tapper's clique are still banging the collusions drums. And why let Hillary off? The whole thing looks messy and disorganized at this point. With Sessions gone, I expected a little more movement, not more of this shell game

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (U7k5w)

617 612 Maximum ick factor: take a piece of glass or plastic about 2'x1' and set it next to your toilet and you will see graphically how much splash back there is when standing to pee.

After I saw how much, I started peeing sitting down.

jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:36 PM (wd9fW)

..........

Yup, the invisible droplet over spray is gross. I have a sign in my bathroom, "Men, sit to piss, or piss off the porch, or grab the mop n bucket, your choice."

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (iF4iV)

618 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds. Longest continuous was estimated at 18"; such a glorious beast.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (FTPVM)

619
Do you know how many guys you can get in a handicapped stall?

7 is the magic number.

Anymore than that and you cant get a good thrust going.

The more you know!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (UFLLM)

620 Hillary?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

621 Ice in the urinals? Melt the ice games...ugh

Posted by: Mooney at December 05, 2018 09:40 PM (nzKWW)

622 617 you know what I would like is some sort of indicator to tell me how much I pissed into the bowl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (MTjB1)


Indicator? It should be a rising weight that hits a gong if you do well enough.

Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2018 09:40 PM (Vb4BV)

623 you know, before the 19th amendment the best restaurants hired winsome young ladies to hold it for you while you went.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:40 PM (MTjB1)

624 Anyway, why on earth can't/won't Trump declassify
the FISA stuff and show Mueller/Roddy for what they are? I don't
understand the purpose of letting the DOJ assholery go on.
Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (U7k5w)

Altho Trump can declare them released, someone has to actually do the job of printing them out and there will be some redacting of personal information that has to be done.

The DOJ/FBI refuses to do it. So he can demand it all he wants but they can just slow walk it. There is also the problem of some foreign governments *cough* Britain *cough* who are demanding that they not be released as the Brits figure quite a bit in all this mess.

Plus with the House now being in the hands of the Tories (heh) he's decided he'll keep them as a back up bargaining chip as a lot of the stuff does not reflect well on the Democrats. Which is why they screamed bloody murder when he said he was going to release them.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:40 PM (wd9fW)

625 should be a rising weight that hits a gong if you do well enough.
Posted by: Splunge at D




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (MTjB1)

626 626 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds. Longest continuous was estimated at 18"; such a glorious beast.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (FTPVM)


Banned.

Posted by: William Kristol at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (Vb4BV)

627 626 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds. Longest continuous was estimated at 18"; such a glorious beast.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (FTPVM)

---------

Be sure to let CBD know about this for the art thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (w6gzE)

628
618 I was on a cruise ship, and I went in to one of the public
bathrooms, and it was a fancy mofo, and I'm looking around and there was
no urinal. I turn around and I see this granite half wall about 10 feet
wide and 4 feet high in the middle of the floor with a waterfall
running down it. I was thinking no fucking way, we pee on the wall????
Sure enough some dude comes in and starts peeing on the wall. Of course
asshole me waits for the dude to clear out, and I do a rapid side step
just so I can see if I can pee on the whole length of the wall. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (9Om/r)



Banned.

Posted by: William Kristol at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (Vb4BV)

I'll be on that ship again in a few months. Guess whose picture is getting taped to that wall?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (9Om/r)

629 Highest I can get is 100. Which still only gives you "94% are more privileged."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (ZVAmm)

630 you know what I would like is some sort of indicator to tell me how much I pissed into the bowl.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:37 PM (MTjB1)


TMI but, when I was much younger we used to go sailing on a friend's boat that had no head. When not pissing over the side, we would see how many beer cans we could fill up in one shot. Winner got bragging rights.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (T71PA)

631 And the author of that piece will be using "womxn" within ten years as he already adopted the "XXXwoman" terminology instead of just saying the gender neutral "spokesman." Both "XXXwoman" and "womxn" originate from the same idiot understanding of English.

Posted by: JSchuler at December 05, 2018 09:41 PM (SmZQt)

632 well you solve the spray problem by pissing in the shower while you are shaving.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:42 PM (MTjB1)

633 621 I do miss crapping in an outhouse where the plop splashes your nuts and ass
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:34 PM (FTPVM)

Now, a really good outhouse had about a twelve-foot drop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (fDU8w)


That's about how far my nutsack hangs hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:42 PM (FTPVM)

634 632: Let the Brit government bleed to death, if they were part of this spy job. The rest of the Five Eyes guys too.


I think we're past the point of "bargaining chips", it's really time to let the truth out and stop being so fucking coy

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 09:43 PM (U7k5w)

635 Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (Tyii7)

No wife or maid (sorry 'ettes) so I have to clean that myself.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:44 PM (wd9fW)

636 the awkward thing about pissing is what to do when you are pissing in the shower and your girlfriend notices.


worse if she is standing between you and the drain.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (MTjB1)

637 Spokesman is sexist. Use spokeswoman.

But spokeswoman contains the word man. Try spokesperson.

But spokesperson contains the word son, a male child. Use spokesperchild.

But that's ageist. Use spokeshuman.

But that's sexist. Use spokershuperson.

But...hmm...spokeshuperchild.

Nope...still ageist.....fuck!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (ZVAmm)

638 Now, a really good outhouse had about a twelve-foot drop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2018 09:38 PM (fDU8w)





That's about how far my nutsack hangs hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:42 PM (FTPVM)





sounds like you need a nut bra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Xaa6R9rGA

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)

639 9 fucking points! Fuck em.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (z79tQ)

640 Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (FTPVM)

That's what's called a 'Growler'.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:47 PM (wd9fW)

641 640 well you solve the spray problem by pissing in the shower while you are shaving.

yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:42 PM (MTjB1)

......

Yup,the one time I piss on my claws and don't care.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:47 PM (iF4iV)

642 When I get a really long turd with a lot of rest rings, I try to figure out what I ate before.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

643
But...hmm...spokeshuperchild.

Nope...still ageist.....fuck!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (ZVAmm)



Spokesthing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2018 09:48 PM (SiINZ)

644 Hillary Clinton should be enshrined in a tunnel lovingly conceived by a Russian boring machine.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2018 09:48 PM (Z9C5C)

645 sounds like you need a nut bra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Xaa6R9rGA
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)


LOL. Capitalism, what can't it do.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 05, 2018 09:48 PM (T71PA)

646 Spokeshuperdaughter.
Or is "daughter" too gendered?

Spokeshuperoffspring.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2018 09:48 PM (Rxduq)

647 This thread veered off into the crapper.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:48 PM (iF4iV)

648 This quiz seems to think you don't really count if you're a Buddhist, Sihk, Jain, Taoist, Zoroastrian, Bahai, Cao Dai, Wiccan, Rasta, Santeria, Voudoun, Druze, Shinto, Hindu or Confucian.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (ZVAmm)

649 If I'm not mistaken

Trump said he's got the goods on 'em and if
in the next term the next term they get nasty
he's going to lower the boom.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (4/5px)

650 the awkward thing about pissing is what to do when you are pissing in the shower and your girlfriend notices.


worse if she is standing between you and the drain.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:45 PM (MTjB1)

As an ex semi-pro plumber, I can tell you that all your drains go down the same pipe before it gets to the main line.

I wouldn't advise peeing on your girlfriend tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (wd9fW)

651 Intersectionality is just a way to say "I have more moral authority than you so I automatically win the argument." Plus it's faggy and its shit is all retarded.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

652 This thread veered off into the crapper.
Posted by: Smaug



Guns, bewbs, or potty humor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (5CJXD)

653 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds.

I had an RA who was frantically knocking on doors one morning, trying to find a camera. He was so proud.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (98WNR)

654 650 When I get a really long turd with a lot of rest rings, I try to figure out what I ate before.

Cosmic Charlie at December 05, 2018 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

............

WTF is rest ring . . . Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (iF4iV)

655 626 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds. Longest continuous was estimated at 18"; such a glorious beast.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:39 PM (FTPVM)

I had a friend in college that pulled me into the cafeteria bathroom to show me the mud monkey he had just delivered - the damn thing was above the rim of the bowl.

Posted by: josephistan at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (Izzlo)

656 A piss wall. The technology we need is a piss floor, cause that's where ablot of it ends up anyway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (H5knJ)

657 Breitbart lives:
We don't read the posts, and ace doesn't read the comments.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 05, 2018 07:45 PM (QQnQF)

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (yScAF)

658 some girlfriends like to be peed upon. Takes all kinds...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (FTPVM)

659 This thread veered off into the crapper.

A poopfest.

Posted by: Richard Sherman at December 05, 2018 09:51 PM (Tyii7)

660 To the womxn spelling, I say thee: Bacon!

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2018 09:51 PM (aTFPA)

661
I wouldn't advise peeing on your girlfriend tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (wd9fW)

--------

Unless you're German,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:51 PM (w6gzE)

662 Hillary Clinton should be enshrined in a tunnel lovingly conceived by a Russian boring machine.

Carbonite her in that maniacal grin.. Let little kids paint mustaches on her.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (C78No)

663 well there is a difference between peeing the shower and having it run over your girlfriends feet and holding her down by her ponytail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

664 666 some girlfriends like to be peed upon. Takes all kinds...

Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:50 PM (FTPVM)

......

Well thats just perfect.

Posted by: Number of the Beast at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (iF4iV)

665 9 I am white, middle aged (29), clean cut.

They NEVER check my receipt when I am leaving Walmart.
Posted by: blaster at December 05, 2018 07:38 PM (ZfRYq)

I actually feel a little bad about this. It's pretty blatant. But these are black people making this decision, so I just shrug and smile my way out.

On the other hand, I could steal so much ice.

Posted by: Gem at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (XoAz8)

666 I confess that I take a pic of my more monumental turds.

I had an RA who was frantically knocking on doors one morning, trying to find a camera. He was so proud.
Posted by: t-bird


You haven't truly taken a shit until you drop a pant ize.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (5CJXD)

667 I saw some piece crowing that Disney was going to do their first Marvel movie with an Asian lead,Asian,director,Asian writer and so it will be like an Asian Black Panther.So now women can direct movies starring women or men.Black leads have to have a black director etc etc.Will white males be able to direct anything since white males are not allowed to be the star anymore?

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (BXMxN)

668 Unless you're German,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at D




you mean she's german

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

669 Margarita: Perfect, but it's a bit seasonist. What if someone prefers summer?

Spokeshuperoffseason.

But it has son...noooooo!!!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (ZVAmm)

670 Length is impressive, but girth is what counts in the toilet bowl olympics. When I stumble out of the can like a tsunami victim, I want to be able to point and say, "I survived that. Behold the mighty work of engineering that is the human ass."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (H5knJ)

671 muuhahaha

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (FTPVM)

672 najeeh davenport approves of the turn of this thread. he just needs a clthes basket.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 05, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

673 Off beastie sock

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:53 PM (iF4iV)

674 This thread veered off into the crapper.
Posted by: Smaug

They're just waxring poetic to mine ears!

Posted by: Thomas Crapper at December 05, 2018 09:53 PM (nRix8)

675 I saw some piece crowing that Disney was going to do their first Marvel movie with an Asian lead,Asian,director,Asian writer and so it will be like an Asian Black Panther.So now women can direct movies starring women or men.Black leads have to have a black director etc etc.Will white males be able to direct anything since white males are not allowed to be the star anymore?
Posted by: steevy


"The Return of Wok"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2018 09:54 PM (5CJXD)

676 Toilet humor is the last refuge of a scatologist.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 05, 2018 09:54 PM (yScAF)

677 You haven't truly taken a shit until you drop a pant ize.

High center on the pile.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 05, 2018 09:55 PM (LOq4H)

678 678 Length is impressive, but girth is what counts in the toilet bowl olympics. When I stumble out of the can like a tsunami victim, I want to be able to point and say, "I survived that. Behold the mighty work of engineering that is the human ass."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (H5knJ)


Go on.

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 05, 2018 09:55 PM (Vb4BV)

679 "Wok This Way"
"I Wok The Line"
"Wok Like A Man"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2018 09:55 PM (miE9U)

680 684 Toilet humor is the last refuge of a scatologist.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 05, 2018 09:54 PM (yScAF)


This is my legacy? This?

Posted by: Zombie Isaac Asimov at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (Vb4BV)

681 Tiny turtle versus strawberry

https://youtu.be/CsxSXVbNL0Q

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (BXMxN)

682 Wok the dog

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (wd9fW)

683 Mutton=wok 'n wool

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (yScAF)

684 So I got online, came here, scrolled to the bottom to see the latest comments, and.... this.

Don't ever change, Morons

Posted by: weew at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (gk7if)

685 678 Yes, there is a certain satisfaction at having squeezed out a fucking football, like giving birth. You know, bug eyed, bulging jugulars, ear popping, hemorrhoid inducing birth to a truck driver type of thing.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (FTPVM)

686 On the other hand, I could steal so much ice.
Posted by: Gem at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (XoAz


But you don't, and that's why they don't have to check.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (z79tQ)

687 Jaws theme. Da da da da da da da da da . . . It's coming.

Posted by: Smaug at December 05, 2018 09:57 PM (iF4iV)

688 693 678 Yes, there is a certain satisfaction at having squeezed out a fucking football, like giving birth. You know, bug eyed, bulging jugulars, ear popping, hemorrhoid inducing birth to a truck driver type of thing.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (FTPVM

---------

Have you ever considered psychoanalysis?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2018 09:57 PM (w6gzE)

689 How many pages of search results did you have to wade through to find that? And what were the query strings that will forever haunt you now?

I ask because I have been there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2018 09:33 PM (t+qrx)
---
I remembered that gem from my childhood perusal of MAD Magazine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2018 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)

690 683 It's called Shang Chi who was I believe known as Master of Kung Fu.Another minor character.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2018 09:58 PM (BXMxN)

691 I gotta say I've dropped a few that have made me more sympathetic to women giving birth.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 09:58 PM (wd9fW)

692 If I'm not mistaken



Trump said he's got the goods on 'em and if

in the next term the next term they get nasty

he's going to lower the boom.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 05, 2018 09:49 PM (4/5px)


Trump needs to lower the boom now, like yesterday.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r)

693 Literally Foundation's End
This is my legacy? This?
Posted by: Zombie Isaac Asimov at December 05, 2018 09:56 PM (Vb4BV)

Posted by: Marius the mule at December 05, 2018 09:59 PM (yScAF)

694 Hope there's enough good air left for the ONT.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2018 09:59 PM (Z1eux)

695 677
Spokeshuperoffseason.

But it has son...noooooo!!!!
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 05, 2018 09:52 PM (ZVAmm)
---------------------------------------
OMG!
Spokeshuperoffseaoffseaoffseaoffsea.....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2018 09:59 PM (Rxduq)

696 Trump needs to lower the boom now, like yesterday.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r


Way past time to clean the Augean stables!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 05, 2018 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

697 'Long' live the king! (Of Thrones)

Posted by: Thomas Crapper at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (nRix8)

698 Well I guess this thread went to shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (9Om/r)

699 The ONT is the air freshener of the HQ.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (wd9fW)

700 I think TGE has a SMOD ready if needed.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (FTPVM)

701 ONT

Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (sf1AO)

702 And there it is.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 10:01 PM (wd9fW)

703 The ONT is the air freshener of the HQ.


Posted by: jakee308 at December 05, 2018 10:00 PM (wd9fW)


Not if it means Overnight Turd.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2018 10:02 PM (9Om/r)

704


I'm poor,old,
disabled, black, lesbian but wanting to transition to a man, born in
Zimbabwe out of wedlock, English as a second language/native Ndebele speaker, immigrant
to racist America, devout Muslim on Friday and Jew on Saturday but open
to paganism, and 6th grade graduate. I'm ugly, have peanut allergies,
and am short and fat. With all this oppression in my life, I can only
manage a score of 98 on the Intersectionality Calculator. Any advice on how I can break 100? I'm open to veganism,
personnel financial mismanagement, driving a Yugo, and living in
Detroit. Will any of these factors help to improve my score?


Posted by: Susi Magwegwe at December 05, 2018 10:04 PM (qFdOl)

705 657: If they broke the law and you don't do shit about it, you're just as guilty IMO. Sorry, the whole "investigation" from Stealthjeff to UO to the Clinton Foundation is starting to smell bad and look inept to me and like a lot of bullshit to plenty of independents. If there's a crime, prosecute it, otherwise you look like a liar.

Posted by: CN at December 05, 2018 10:09 PM (U7k5w)

706 I kicked Ace's ass. I scored a 4!

Posted by: privileged at December 05, 2018 10:13 PM (4Lv48)

707
"Why not give our Womxn's Basketball session


... great on the fundamentals, can't shoot for shit and boring to boot - a trifecta right out of the box!

or Adidas Womxn's Fun Run a go later on today?"

... here's a clue - anyone who prefers the term "womxn" is as far removed from "fun" in their life as "aardvark" is from "zygote" and they're contageous!

... the post asked, according to the Evening Standard. "Womxn's yoga" has also been promoted, the Standard wrote.

... prepare yourself for cameltoes and other suspicious bulges!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2018 10:15 PM (pNxlR)

708 I scored a fucking 3. Fucking privileged cock suckers who created this fucking test! Can you believe it?

Posted by: Al Swearengen at December 05, 2018 10:19 PM (Ei0/7)

709 Feminism is not about loving or empowering women, it is about hating men. That is why they want to remove the part that says woMAN.

They hate men, they hate women who like men, and they want to be men (so as to replace them everywhere), they do not want to be feminine. Hence, since they really want to act like, and be men, they should be called masculinists, not feminists.

Posted by: SanityClause at December 05, 2018 10:40 PM (CwACU)

710 @bluebell

You are correct, of course, but the point I was trying to make, on which I seem to have failed miserably, is that replacing 'women' or 'woman' with 'womxn' is nonsensical, especially in reference to the spoken word.

Posted by: steve walsh at December 05, 2018 11:04 PM (vf96M)

711 A 6. Need to put my score on a t-shirt.

Posted by: waelse1 at December 06, 2018 01:25 AM (j5beJ)

712 Despite being 100% White Indigenous Western European, I managed a Privileged Score of 55% are more privileged than you.
Turns out being old, battered by time, creaky knees, and horrible hearing are an asset. At least for this test.

Posted by: Linda Fox at December 06, 2018 06:18 AM (V1Os2)

713 oddly enough, this is exactly how college admissions offices operate. and grades. and faculty. and degrees. adjust accordingly.

Posted by: x at December 06, 2018 08:26 AM (nFwvY)

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