Saturday Night Live Writer's Lame Jokes Too Much for Sensitive Suzies at Barnard University

If the very PC SNL is too offensive for you, then you should probably just lock yourself in a quiet basement and let yourself wither to death.

Patel allegedly made numerous "offensive” jokes, including about how being a gay black man isn't a choice since "no one looks in the mirror and thinks, ‘this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing to it.'"

Note that this is a very PC joke -- this is basically applauding gay black men for their courage. And also, stating that people are born gay -- which is a major agenda point of the gay movement.

But this was too much for the Sensitive Suzies of Barnard College. The praise for blacks and gays wasn't overt enough.


The crowd of roughly 100 students didn’t seem fazed. Three students reported to PJ Media by phone that there was no booing or shouting, but mostly silence as Patel's racially and ethnically themed jokes fell on politically correct ears.

Halfway through his skit, organizers jumped on stage, stole the mic, denounced Patel’s jokes, and asked him to wrap up his set. Patel pushed back, and said he was exposing students to ideas that could be found "in the real world."

Students then cut his mic and kicked him off stage.

...

Another Barnard student, Sofia Jao, told The Columbia Spectator she takes offense at Patel’s insinuation that comedy is acceptable "in the real world."

"When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it's like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer," said Jao.

Your generation is nothing but hugbox retards.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:36 PM




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1 Any man mentions being in the gray box spend a night in the box

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (sf1AO)

2 What if they mention being in two grey boxes?

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (P1f+c)

3 HUGFAGS FTW

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:38 PM (LL1Be)

4 Is this teh grey?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW)

5 >>>Saturday Night Live Writer's Lame Jokes Too Much for Sensitive Suzies at Barnard University<<<

It makes them feel grey, inside and out.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (dEfTh)

6 Hard for me to feel bad about these leftist "comedians" being targeted by their own kind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (miE9U)

7 This Patel guy runs a motel, and is the poster boy for chain migration.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (xzqr4)

8 50 Shades of Gray Comment Boxes

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (miE9U)

9 Time for some out of the box thinking

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (ESk0e)

10 * Louis Armstrong voice *

I see grey boxes ...

Who needs Barry White?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (DMUuz)

11 If I'd known we were going to be spending the night in a grey bar I'd have at least have spent more time on my outfit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

12 Let this be a lesson to anyone who might be likewise tempted to perform at a university.

Trying to bring happiness and levity to snowflakes - not even once.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

13 the children are our future. of course, these children don't seem to be ours so our future isn't ours. oh well, I'm sure we'll end up ok.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (7J5t2)

14 Your generation is nothing but retards and hugfags.

I demand proof that they rise to the level of retards. I submit that they have coalesced into a new category:The Subtard. Infratard is also acceptable.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (jp0Bv)

15 All the leaves are brown, and the blog is gray....

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (nAeGR)

16 Your generation is nothing but retards and hugfags.



This man is my thought leader. Behold.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (NLLmE)

Posted by: snl writers miming an asshole trapped in a glass box at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (Evws/)

18

What do these NPC's do for humor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (HaL55)

19 Patel allegedly made numerous "offensive" jokes, including about how
being a gay black man isn't a choice since "no one looks in the mirror
and thinks, "this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing
to it.'"

Yeah? What's so funny about that?

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (sf1AO)

20 Brought to you in Grayscale!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

21 This would be a decent place for Dorian's portrait.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (9fX+O)

22 When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it's like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer

===

"safer"

what the fuck? These fuckers need to feel safe with their lifelong student loan debt and no jobs because we gave the entry level jobs to visiting H1B workers.

And fuckkkkkk you. A whole lost generation of kids in poverty.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (7J5t2)

23 All the leaves are brown
And the sky is...
I forget.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (LL1Be)

24 Man, I see a marketing need for hair shirts. I have horses of many colors. Order now .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (ZoDuK)

25 the children are our future. of course, these children don't seem to be ours so our future isn't ours. oh well, I'm sure we'll end up ok.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM

I believe that children are our future, and teach them SJW and we are all truly fucked.

Posted by: Zombie Whitney Houston at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (nAeGR)

26 I've never felt this claustrophobic before.

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

27 Help I am being hugged by a gray box.

Posted by: freaked at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

28 What do these NPC's do for humor?

===

they watch Susan Bee and all the other olestra versions of comedy

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (7J5t2)

29 hugbox retards is the new mish.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (Ydn2k)

30
We need to demand background checks before these people have access to oxygen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (LsBY9)

31 The Formating, it's like a Venn diagram inside a riddle wrapped in a festive gray box.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (jp0Bv)

32 Man, I see a marketing need for hair shirts. I have horses of many colors. Order now .
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM

I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (nAeGR)

33 I forget.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (LL1Be)

....

Easy to do

On such a winter's day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (9fX+O)

34 I demand proof that they rise to the level of retards. I submit that they have coalesced into a new category:The Subtard. Infratard is also acceptable.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (jp0Bv)


A kind of tard that is, and isn't, quite perceptible to the eye.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

35 "Hugfags" was funnier...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (sf1AO)

36 What do these NPC's do for humor?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (HaL55)


REEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

37 also, as far as offensive and safe goes, normal Christian culture doesn't get to decide it's offended and demand wahhh wahhhs. Also, see portland as to what safe looks like when a bunch of kids run around attacking folks with impunity.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (7J5t2)

38 Okay, they're at "Barnard University."

And we should pay them any heed at all?

I mean, ANY heed at all?

Barnard?

Whodafuck are you? (Who are you? Who-who, who-who?)

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

39 By the power of Greyblog!!!

Posted by: Ace-Man at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (dEfTh)

40 We need to demand background checks before these people have access to oxygen.

.....

Speaking of background checks....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (9fX+O)

41 That offends you, Snowflake?
This is much more offensive:


"he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (8iiMU)

42 Their shit's all retarded and gray.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (nAeGR)

43 Patel allegedly made numerous "offensive jokes, including about how being a gay black man isn't a choice since "no one looks in the mirror and thinks, this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing to it.'"




Barry O: It works for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (SiINZ)

44 Safer how?

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

45 This is not very festive.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (opyfN)

46
What do these NPC's do for humor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (HaL55)


Denounce each other on social media.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (LsBY9)

47 Paraphrasing Dennis Prager: "The only difference today between kindergarten and colleges is the age of the kinder."

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

48 Gray offends me.

Grey, not so much.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (953wK)

49 ll the leaves are brown
And the sky is...
I forget.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (LL1Be)
---
Christine Blasey Ford, is that you?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

50 Shades of

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (9fX+O)

51 My God.


It's full of stars.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (LL1Be)

52 Man, double grey box, is this a thing?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (f3oO4)

53 "he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge."

Damn, and I thought I was bad back in the day. Dude, you're famous and wealthy and that's what you come up with?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (nAeGR)

54 I want to know where their safe space is so I can go in there and violate it.

Like a Viking.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (953wK)

55 Anyone without a sense of humor spends a month in the box.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (ZoDuK)

56 This makes me think of the tidal forces in a black hole.

The gravity on your feet is so much more than the gravity on your head that you're stretched into spaghetti.

5 minutes ago's political correctness will get you hanged now by this minute's political correctness.

Think Venezuela Inflation.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (NLLmE)

57 All hugboxes are grey in the dark.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (2yngH)

58 >>Your generation is nothing but hugbox retards.


Well, now she needs a SafeSpace, Ace.

Way to go.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (opyfN)

59 Oh, I get it. He was a gray black man...

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (Ydn2k)

60 I want to know where their safe space is so I can go in there and violate it.

Like a Viking.
Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (953wK)
---
Or Bill Cosby?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)

61 these kids are sooo unsympathetic. There's going to be a micro-depression for college grads and it's going to be great. I'm talking tent cities and public works projects.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (7J5t2)

62
All your grey box belong to us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

63 I've been lied to. I was told gray came in 50 shades.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (ZoDuK)

64 I finally get my premium AOSHQ membership! It's been a decade, but finally. I feel like I've arrived.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (nAeGR)

65 Thanks infidel.

Not a TIA, thats good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (EZebt)

66 38 Okay, they're at "Barnard University."

And we should pay them any heed at all?

I mean, ANY heed at all?

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

You may have a point. They are probably still devastated over the kiln explosion.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (jp0Bv)

67
Soy sacks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (XdWyA)

68 This post has attacks my feels with bullets made of intolerance and hate. I wish I could go back to a time before I read this diatribe against peace and love, a time of rainbows and unicorns and the hope of a better world. That time has now passed. #Sad.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (4e+hS)

69 Hickory Dickory Dock . . . [mic is cut]

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at Barnard University at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (QLvwG)

70 Sensitive Suzie
Is she hot?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

71
Another "50 Shades of Greige Goods" post!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (XdWyA)

72 I'm gonna wash that gray right outta my hair....

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (nAeGR)

73 This thread is so gray. Maybe someone should strip it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

74
Acedolf the Grey.

Mmmm, maybe not.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (XdWyA)

75 Maybe I'll be dead before they take over the Country.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (PF4TZ)

76 Hmmm, not sure whom to root for. I love when the left get's out-lefted and they don't have a fucking clue on what to do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (nAeGR)

77 This thread is so old it's turned gray.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (88xKn)

78
I finally get my premium AOSHQ membership! It's been a decade, but finally. I feel like I've arrived.

Posted by: Minnfidel


We're you greyballed up to now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (LsBY9)

79 As a hugbox challenged individual, I resent you using the R-word in context with my condition. We prefer the use of the term "spaz brains".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (3sjI6)

80 I love when the left get's out-lefted and they don't have a fucking clue on what to do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (nAeGR)
---
Have you seen their cities?

It's not an special case.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

81 I've been lied to. I was told gray came in 50 shades.

Posted by: Ben Had


It does. But only three of them are really any fun.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (P1f+c)

82 Suddenly I feel the urge to watch the Canadian football championship game....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (9fX+O)

83 Is this Ace's first bit of a paper trail?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (A3700)

84 This would make a great song.

Posted by: Zombie Layne Staley at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (9gHOW)

85 It's not an special case.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM

True.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (nAeGR)

86 All the trendy blogs call this sepia.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:50 PM (nAeGR)

87
"When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it's like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer," said Jao.


You haven't the first fooking clue what you're trying to do, much less how to accomplish it.

Because you believe NOTHING.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (XdWyA)

88 Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the grey flag, and begin slinging posts.

Posted by: Ace L. Mencken at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (dEfTh)

89 Looks like the bill went through.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (nAeGR)

90 Like a Viking.
Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (953wK)
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Or Bill Cosby?
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)


Actually, as one with Viking heritage, I've got a very, very good idea where their "safe space" is, and I actually want absolutely nothing to do with it.

Well, except to burn it to the ground, that is. And rape any acceptably attractive women fleeing from the scene, of course. Just to keep up the . . . um . . . idiom, you know. Burn, rape, pillage. It's a living.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (953wK)

91 Whoa
Boxes within boxes within boxes...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (YezGB)

92 Ace had re-instituted Whiteness!

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (vDqXW)

93 If it stayed like this it would be greyt!

Posted by: freaked at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (UdKB7)

94 Your generation is nothing but hugbox retards.

===

You mean "Red Guards"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (EZebt)

95 Ah crap

Posted by: freaked at December 03, 2018 08:51 PM (UdKB7)

96 I saw Hugbox Retards open for the Butthole Surfers at Jones Beach in '98.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (B623R)

97
79 As a hugbox challenged individual, I resent you using the R-word in context with my condition. We prefer the use of the term "spaz brains".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:49 PM (3sjI6)


"window lickers" works for me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (XdWyA)

98 Sensitive Suzie
Is she hot?
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)


Eh. Face isn't so great, but she's four hundred pounds and hung like a buffalo.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (t+qrx)

99 Grisly

Posted by: Xnycpeasant at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (SqopC)

100
Cold Gray Light of Dawn






https://tinyurl.com/y9rk9tuv



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (8iiMU)

101 >>When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it's like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer,


She means :

WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (opyfN)

102 What's a hugbox?? I agree that they are retarded.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (YezGB)

103 Ace changed hugfags. Sad.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (vDqXW)

104 ace, the word "retard" is problematic. Just an FYI.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (GBteo)

105 I guess in a pinch we can view this as one of the many shades of gray!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (f3oO4)

106 I'M BLIND!

I'M BLIND!

I'M . . .

oh.

Just white backgrounds then.

Ah. Well. Carry on then.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (953wK)

107 From roughly the same group of people who wants some sort of communist revolution in the USA. Because people who wilt at slightly colorful jokes are going to excel when ordered to charge at a heavily armed opposition, and, when finished with the assault, pick up the remaining bloody chunks of that opposition and hurl them into a pit.

Posted by: CPT11A at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (5659K)

108 Laugh all you want, but these fucktards are winning.

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (/8RAd)

109 Hugbox Retards was a great song .Foreigner right?

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM (BXMxN)

110 What's a hugbox?? I agree that they are retarded.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (YezGB)
---
Would you like me to show you?

Posted by: Kneel, the Ass, Tyson at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

111 So a blow job is out of the question?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM (FTPVM)

112 Did my cataracts just pop off?

Posted by: Xnycpeasant at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM (SqopC)

113 Breath deep, the gathering gloom....watch lights fade from every room. Red is gray, yellow is white...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM (nAeGR)

114 Dude, you just harshed my graydar.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (ZoDuK)

115 Now I'm blinded by the white. The monochrome tones of the previous format were so soothing.

Posted by: freaked at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

116 Retard
Fag
Retard
Fag
Retard
Fag

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (FTPVM)

117 My only regret is that my generation will have to work until we're 103, because these extra-lacy snowflakes aren't fit to run a lemonade stand.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (P1f+c)

118 Here we see why Chris Rock quit doing College campus gigs a while back.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (ffYR/)

119 Seems like I saw Hugbox Retards, but I don't recall who the opened for....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (9fX+O)

120 I can see! It's a miracle!

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (QLvwG)

121
That's when they fell for the leader of the thoughts
* rrrrrrrrrrmmmmm! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (XdWyA)

122 TAKE MY LIFE, PLEASE.

Posted by: NPC HUMOR at December 03, 2018 08:54 PM (7TCRf)

123
ace, the word "retard" is problematic. Just an FYI.

In other news, Tucker just said that the HugFag Spazmoid Retard Vegans now consider the word "bacon" to be offensive.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

124

Laugh all you want, but these fucktards are winning.



Not really, they just think they are.

Show me one of them who can change a flat tire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (HaL55)

125 Boy, are those students going to be surprised with their future reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (hyuyC)

126 ace, the word "retard" is problematic. Just an FYI.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (GBteo)


I think at this point in this particular cultural revolution, I'm going to go with "Fuck That Shit" and "Deal With It, Pink Boy/Girl."

My Viking genes seem to be acting up particularly vigorously tonight.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (953wK)

127 Laugh all you want, but these fucktards are winning.

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (/8RAd)


Oh how I wish I could laugh at that thought!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (f3oO4)

128 So a blow job is out of the question?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 03, 2018 08:53 PM

No, why would you say such a crazy thing?

Posted by: Shep! at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (nAeGR)

129 115 Now I'm blinded by the white.

....

Are you dressed up like a douche, with a boner and a knife?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (9fX+O)

130 Baby, I've got a newly discovered pulsar with your name written all over it!

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (Z9C5C)

131 Cock Fuck Whore Cunt Retard Fag Shit Piss
ad infinitum

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (FTPVM)

132 Laugh all you want, but these fucktards are winning.

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 08:52 PM (/8RAd)


As long as we keep laughing at them, they will not have won.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)

133 Didn't Seinfeld and some other actual comics say they're not doing college shows any more?


There are a lot of areas where "oh back in the golden era, things were different and better" is debatable, many areas where things don't ever change.


Not so here. Late-night comedy, college stand-up comedy - absolutely a stark change, a disastrous one, an impoverishment of the culture.


And in a very American specialty - irreverent humor. We're not the only ones who have/had it, but it's been vastly more developed and fundamental in the US than any other major country. Who else pays comedians to go to war zones and mock the national leadership? People take this for granted - it is, if not unique, very highly distinctive and unusual, in human history, and as the most powerful successful ,global military power ever, the US having this (modern) tradition is meaningful.


King of like tearing down Civil War statues, removing names from things. Not comedy, but an historically unique and treasured trait of tolerance and cultural confidence translating into humor ...... that seems to have vanished faster than a central GOP campaign promise after a big victory.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

134 108 MAGA

Not really. These people will flee from responsibility. We can still be there doing the good stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (hyuyC)

135 That's when they fell for the leader of the thoughts
* rrrrrrrrrrmmmmm! *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 08:54

I met him at the cucky store...

Posted by: Ben Shapirooo at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (nAeGR)

136 Show me one of them who can change a flat tire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:55 PM (HaL55)


They expect to have robots to do that, besides you know in your heart, Barky never even picked up a wrench, yet he was elected President TWICE!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (f3oO4)

137 I saw Hugbox Retards open for Matchbox 20 at a Jack in the Box parking lot, for it's grand opening.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (dEfTh)

138 Hey guys,Mark Sanchez is going to get into the game for the Redskins.They signed Mark Sanchez rather rather than Kaepernick.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (BXMxN)

139 HUMAN, IT IS COLD OUTSIDE.

Posted by: NPC HUMOR at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (7TCRf)

140 Maybe I'll be dead before they take over the Country.

That's what I'm hoping for.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (sf1AO)

141 Hey, you guys, Harry Potter and the Hannity Of Doom is on!

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:58 PM (953wK)

142 They signed Mark Sanchez rather rather than Kaepernick.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM

I heard he plays dirty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:58 PM (nAeGR)

143 Rolled up like dooshes in the middle of the night.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 08:58 PM (PUmDY)

144 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COLIN KAEPERNICK SUCKS FAG COCK LIKE A SLUT WHORE

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at December 03, 2018 08:58 PM (FTPVM)

145 that seems to have vanished faster than a central GOP campaign promise after a big victory.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)


I love poetry on a winter's evening as I run the clock out!

Posted by: Comrade Kevin "Big Mac" Carthy at December 03, 2018 08:59 PM (f3oO4)

146
They signed Mark Sanchez rather rather than Kaepernick.

They would have signed St. Mother Theresa rather than Kaepernick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:59 PM (LsBY9)

147 In the future, when you get a flat tire "your" car will call another car to come pick you up.

Posted by: freaked at December 03, 2018 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

148 Minnfidel

Congrats on your Platinum-level membership.

Any secrets to upgrading from used toilet paper level? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:00 PM (hyuyC)

149 Breaking: Out of respect for Bush 41, the Clintons have suspended their Costco sample booth tour.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:00 PM (nAeGR)

150 >>>They signed Mark Sanchez rather rather than Kaepernick.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM



I heard he plays dirty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:58 PM (nAeGR)<<<

A butt fumble will leave you soiled.



Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 09:00 PM (dEfTh)

151 freaked

That makes them quite vulnerable. I like our odds so far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)

152 First play 90 yard td run by Adrian Peterson LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 09:01 PM (BXMxN)

153 CONFIDENTIAL

TO: NBC Librarian
FROM: Lorne Michaels
RE: SNL Archives

URGENT! I need you to go into the vault and retrieve every copy of the first season show with the skit of Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor doing the Job Interview. Then destroy them all, right fucking now! This is your highest priority assignment. Bring me the destroyed remains.
LM

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 09:02 PM (QLvwG)

154 Congrats on your Platinum-level membership.

Any secrets to upgrading from used toilet paper level? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:00 PM

Thank you. It's hard to say one thing that will get you there. It might take years like it took me. But one day my friend, you will post and everything will be gray, and you will know at that moment, you've arrived. Top of the mountain, the pinnacle of your AOS career. It's hard to describe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM (nAeGR)

155 Y'all killed the thred.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM (NLLmE)

156 Bali hai
Bali HO!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM (Evws/)

157 First play 90 yard td run by Adrian Peterson LOL
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 09:01 PM (BXMxN)
---
AD's still got it in him, it seems.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)

158 Weren't The Sensitive Suzies of Barnard College a Siouxsie and the Banshees cover band?

Posted by: mindful webworker - they also covered some Indigo Girls at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM (fk6Pe)

159 I wonder whom Bill will ogle at the funeral, prob. Melania

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

160 Imma go watch Cats V Babies videos.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:04 PM (NLLmE)

161 Y'all killed the thred.
Posted by: eleven


NO, IT IS YOU WHO KILLED THE THREAD.

Posted by: NPC HUMOR at December 03, 2018 09:04 PM (7TCRf)

162 Y'all killed the thred.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:03 PM

It was a group effort. It twas,,,it twas,,,,No, I can't...soap poisoning!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:04 PM (nAeGR)

163

In the future, when you get a flat tire "your" car will call another car to come pick you up.


And that car will automatically lock the doors and whisk you to the secure basement of the courthouse where you get to 'splain to the Captain of the SWAT team that's surrounding with weapons drawn that you're not really the escaped convict they think you are, all while the bored teenager who hacked all your data laughs his ass off while watching the video feed he also hacked into.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 09:04 PM (HaL55)

164 I don't get it!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 09:05 PM (sf1AO)

165 Well, all state offices will be closed in Texas Wednesday. I guess since H. W. Lived in Texas and will be buried in College Station at A&M.
Day off for me...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2018 09:06 PM (kufk0)

166
149 Breaking: Out of respect for Bush 41, the Clintons have suspended their Costco sample booth tour.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:00 PM (nAeGR)


Pity, the Roasted Rump Swabs on cocktail toothpicks were a huge hit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:06 PM (XdWyA)

167 From the Greatest Generation to the Perpetually
Aggrieved---the Left has indoctrinated these tools to the point of making them a clear and present danger for the sane among us.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at December 03, 2018 09:06 PM (FUJZT)

168 Calendar's being cleared for Bushfuneralpalooza (no disrespect to the deceased or family intended).


Raided whistleblower's interview on Hannity cancelled, Huber testimony before Congress cancelled. Probably more stuff.


Ugh. I've got a much more positive take on most of GHWB's career than most here, but I'm already done with his passing. Not big on funerals anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

169 What I find extremely interesting about the snowflakes is how our roles have reversed over the years.

When we were 'kids', we made fun of the wrapped too tight, stuck up adults. Now, we do it to the no fun scolds that inhabit the colleges and young adulthood.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 09:07 PM (9rIkM)

170
Four days until my vacation begins. Four.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:08 PM (LsBY9)

171 Pity, the Roasted Rump Swabs on cocktail toothpicks were a huge hit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:06

Skip the dipping sauce, trust me on that one. I think it's funny they are using that as an excuse. Bullshit on them. If these two whores thought they could make 100 bucks they'd do it. Their world tour of epic fail isn't exactly packing them in. Even the smacktards are tired of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:09 PM (nAeGR)

172 Hey, you guys, Harry Potter and the Hannity Of Doom is on!

breaking news!
Tonight I will show you the updates from the Get Trump Hate Conservative Get Trump Media who have refused to accurately cover anything that this President , one of the most successful Presidents in history who has given us reduced unemployment, a roaring economy and the highest number of employed minorities in the history of historical records in this nation, has said despite his best efforts to engage them on a rational level this press corps and the Get Trump Hate Conservative Get Trump Media has continued to display the most radical case of Trump Derangement Syndrome we have seen at least within my lifetime of following politics which includes at least 4 decades, and attacking Republicans at every turn ...

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 09:09 PM (LL1Be)

173 Tariq Ramadan is a paedo - tinyurl.com/yc2xtwgw
h/t Hugh Fitzgerald @ JihadWatch

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 09:09 PM (ykYG2)

174 Ugh. I've got a much more positive take on most of GHWB's career than most here, but I'm already done with his passing. Not big on funerals anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:07 PM (QDnY+)


No disrespect to GHWB, but I don't care for the media deification of my putative masters!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:09 PM (f3oO4)

175
Out of respect for Bush 41, PDT has suspended the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (LsBY9)

176 One of my favorite comedians was Ralphie May, RIP.

Because he was so fat, he could get away with things. He had a large black following because he could say shit, and he was funny. And you knew he was just fucking around and was good hearted.

But even he got his act cut back because of PC.

He was mentored by Sam Kinison. If we brought back Sam from the dead, he'd be crucified in a week

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (1UZdv)

177 Is it really that bad out there? One thing about snowflakes and SJWs and NPCs, they are always much more visible than the normal people. It fools you into thinking they are numerous, when they're just loud, and prone to antics that get the attention of the media.

Posted by: Splunge at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)

178 Hiya

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (cS3Yq)

179 It was entertaining to watch Bama/uga fans being told they couldn't smoke outside. Did not compute.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (PUmDY)

180 Four days until my vacation begins. Four.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:08 PM (LsBY9)

Nice. You going anywhere?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

181 He was mentored by Sam Kinison. If we brought back Sam from the dead, he'd be crucified in a week
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (1UZdv)


The sad thing is, if Kinnison were alive today he'd knuckle under.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (NLLmE)

182 177 Is it really that bad out there?

In universities? Yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

183 Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 09:09 PM (LL1Be)

Except for the egregious ass-kissing of GHWB, PBUH, you pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (953wK)

184 If you haven't seen Six13's Hannukah-themed spoof of Bohemian Rhapsody, you owe it to yourself to take a look:

https://tinyurl.com/y7of7dst

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (hjaPQ)

185 I will say this about 41. Dude had 58 fckn combat missions in a slow ass TBM Avenger. Brass balls man. Throw in carrier landings for extra cohones. Yep. I will tip my hat to him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (nAeGR)

186 Is Barnard one of those former "wyman's" colleges? Used to have some prestige for academics but now just a place for lesbian feminazis coasting on their former reputation?

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (RfzVr)

187 >>>If we brought back Sam from the dead, he'd be crucified in a week

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (1UZdv)<<<

That'd be doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jesus at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (dEfTh)

188 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.

Posted by: stumck at December 03, 2018 09:13 PM (IpZ/y)

189 176 He was mentored by Sam Kinison. If we brought back Sam from the dead, he'd be crucified in a week
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:10 PM (1UZdv)


Not Giving A F*ck has tremendous power. Trump has it. The South Park guys have it. And Sam had it. I wish he were alive still, he'd love messing with people in the current environment. And I think he'd be going strong. Not doing college campuses, but making money by making people laugh.

Posted by: Splunge at December 03, 2018 09:13 PM (Vb4BV)

190
Nice. You going anywhere?

Posted by: Jewells45


Her Majesty leaves for Dallas on Friday and on to the Florida shows in Orlando the next week. I am going to bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:13 PM (LsBY9)

191 The sad thing is, if Kinnison were alive today he'd knuckle under.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:11 PM (NLLmE)
---
It's easier to outrage the staid than it is to outrage the "cool kids".

We're really seeing that these days.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

192 Hadrian has to wait until Her Majesty tells him what he's doing on vacation. :-D

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (RfzVr)

193

Yeah, he's gotta keep on rockin', just can't stop
Gotta keep on rockin', that boy has got to stay on top

And be a hugbox retard, got stars in his eyes
He's a hugbox retard, got stars in his eyes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

194 188 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.


OMG. That's so 17 minutes ago.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (NLLmE)

195 BTH, how is the Boulderado? It looks nice.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

196 Live from New York---It's Saturday Night!

Actually it's Monday night.

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (cS3Yq)

197 BackwardsBoy #18:
What do these NPC's do for humor?

ORANGE MAN BAD!!
https://youtu.be/tqqwTgk8ri0

See also: poster webwork linked in nic

Posted by: mindful webworker - program says: make laugh-like sound here at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM (fk6Pe)

198 It's a stupid joke and not even that original.

Story goes that Sammy Davis Jr was playing golf with, IIRC, Jack Benny or someone. Benny ASMs him what his handicap is. Davis says "I'm a one eyed black Jew, what more handicap do I need?"

Funny then. Stupid coming from this SNL hack, and even stupider to take offense at it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 03, 2018 09:15 PM (Uiz/V)

199 mikeyG, your Hannity impersonation - too many commas and pauses, not machine-gun enough

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:15 PM (QDnY+)

200 I have to go work on a project. But as many faults as 41 had. I will leave you with these two images. President Bush flying 58 missions in an Avenger, getting shot down to fly again. To Barry wearing fucking mom jeans with spanks and that lame helmet. Da fuq? Later yall. Be nice to one another.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 09:15 PM (nAeGR)

201 What a great punk rock band name.

Hugbox Retards.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 09:15 PM (70ScF)

202
Before BuryBushPalooza gets into high gear, I offer my final thoughts on the man (reposted from Saturday's EMT)

9
Do I repeat myself? Very well, I repeat myself ...

RIP GHW Bush.

I really wish you would have told the "What are you going to do to take care of us?" audience member in the URichmond debate in '92 to grow up and fend for himself. You blew the election right there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 05:59 AM (pNxlR)


In his favor though, he did score for inspiring one of the better lines of dialogue in TheBig Lebowski: "This aggression will not stand, man!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (XdWyA)

203 If you want to see something that's similarly uncomfortable, watch poor Ann Coulter (usually intrepid, but she's feeling the frost here) facing the humorless political commissars of the Oxford Union on Yoo Toob. They were stony cold, like ice: they only laughed at a couple of digs at the Bad Orange Man. Otherwise, they gave her The Treatment.
These young brainwashed NPCs remind me of the young fanatical Red Guards of 1960s Communist China, equally humorless. They ended up killing a lot of people.

Posted by: Beverly at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (wXaL1)

204 Barnard University is sorta like Augustana U. in SFSD, except it's on the East Coast and therefore exudes an exceptionally huge amount of unearned arrogant elitism, due apparently to the very, very short distance of travel from the campus quad to the nearest oceanic shore.

It's quite weird, actually.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (953wK)

205 188 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.


OMG. That's so 17 minutes ago.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM

Amateurs.

Posted by: Dick In The Box at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (nAeGR)

206 That's not funny they explained. We are screwed. The next civil war will be faught over this devide. Its only a matter of time.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 03, 2018 09:17 PM (0OmEj)

207 If we, the experienced, the retired, the backbone of the West, went back to school... And took no crap.

I have a dream. Im back in college. No Diversity, Merit only, Due Process exists, and viewpoints are discussed with reason.

Then I can sit in the front of the Women Studies class and proclaim I am a lesbian trapped in a male body. Because I like women. Even Helen Thomas and Janet Reno.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:17 PM (hyuyC)

208 But they don't accept others. They only accept people who agree with exactly what they say and believe, and when mobs are ginned up people are not safe .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 09:17 PM (AllCR)

209 Ya gotta' love that for all her virtue-signalling Meghan McCain gets called "NutMeg" on Twitter.

All her centrism, and they call her a "Nut" when she insists on decency.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:17 PM (vDqXW)

210 297. Then I wake up shuddering, sweat pouring off me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:18 PM (hyuyC)

211 I am going to bed.

That works too!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 09:18 PM (dUJdY)

212 These young brainwashed NPCs remind me of the young fanatical Red Guards of 1960s Communist China, equally humorless. They ended up killing a lot of people.

Posted by: Beverly at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (wXaL1)


Reminds me of a scene from The Last Emperor.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:18 PM (NLLmE)

213 Then I wake up shuddering, sweat pouring off me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:18 PM

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Rosie's new girlfriend at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (nAeGR)

214 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.


Posted by: stumck at December 03, 2018 09:13 PM (IpZ/y)


There is no box.

Posted by: Kid mentally folding boxes at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (QLvwG)

215 So, the Howard County Health Dept. is doing a phone survey. They've called four times this week. I finally decided to answer the questions. I refused to answer any demographic questions. The rest were the standard health survey stuff until we were almost to the end. One of the last questions was, "In the last month, have you felt threatened or made uncomfortable because of your race or ethnicity?" Yep, no agenda there at all. Just looking out for your health.

Posted by: no good deed at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (1uG1d)

216 205 188 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.
OMG. That's so 17 minutes ago.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM
Amateurs. Posted by: Dick In The Box at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (nAeGR)

what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: bag of dicks at December 03, 2018 09:20 PM (fyToS)

217 Jewells45

Have a nice sleep. With the good dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:20 PM (hyuyC)

218 What do these NPC's do for humor?


They think up thought crimes to accuse each other of. And vote for retards like Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 09:20 PM (sf1AO)

219 OT: Grassley/staff still doing their imitation of actual public representatives actually empowered to exercise important roles under the constitution (it's so unusual, esp. from a GOP incumbent, it's kind of unsettling).


Letter to the thus-far feckless DOJ IG about the raided whistleblower, and a letter to the vile and idiotic cretin Blumenthal in which the histrionic mendacity of Simpson and others before Congress is noted, and an expectation expressed that DOJ will be energetically pursuing perjury charges in these cases, while rejecting the idiot's request to recall Don Jr, based on the false media report last week about Russia something something.


If Graham (spit) doesn't maintain or ramp up Grassley's pace on these matters as Judiciary chair, one more plank in the national coffin will have been nailed into place.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:20 PM (QDnY+)

220 216 205 188 I live on the edge. I think neither inside the box, nor outside the box. Because I am the box.
OMG. That's so 17 minutes ago.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 09:14 PM
Amateurs. Posted by: Dick In The Box at December 03, 2018 09:16 PM (nAeGR)

what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: bag of dicks at December 03, 2018 09:20 PM

No disrespect meant. See you at the Christmas party I hope.

Posted by: Dick In The Box at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (nAeGR)

221 There is no box.

Posted by: Kid mentally folding boxes at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (QLvwG)
---
That's what xe said.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

222 The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

223 208 But they don't accept others. They only accept people who agree with exactly what they say and believe, and when mobs are ginned up people are not safe .

---

When your own family is part of the mob...

As much as I love and miss my gbabies, I will not submit.

To my daughter or anyone else.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (MRWHf)

224 One of the last questions was, "In the last month, have you felt threatened or made uncomfortable because of your race or ethnicity?" Yep, no agenda there at all. Just looking out for your health.
Posted by: no good deed at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (1uG1d)


Any white male who's been paying attention would have to honestly answer "yes" to that one.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (953wK)

225 Hey guys,Mark Sanchez is going to get into the game for the Redskins.They signed Mark Sanchez rather rather than Kaepernick.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 08:57 PM (BXMxN)



The wankers at Yahoo sports will write tearful story after story about this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:22 PM (SiINZ)

226 Sam Kinison would vaporize a few snowflakes before being dragged off to the camps.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2018 09:22 PM (RuIsu)

227 I don't get it on even the PC snowflake level. What was the imaginary offense - no insult of conservatives in the joke?

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2018 09:22 PM (NbRJx)

228 Boxes. I just remembered in jr. high school, bff and I folded those pink boxes at the local donut shop after school so we could earn money. then the next morning on the way to school we would buy donuts with the money and sell them for a profit at school.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 09:22 PM (PF4TZ)

229 eleven, once worked briefly with a guy (older) who was a young boy of Russian emigre parents living in Harbin, Manchuria, when the Last Emperor thing took place. He clearly remembered the Japanese soldiers coming to the door, and everyone dressing up in their Sunday best to line the route for the motorcade of Pu Yi. Pretty cool.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:22 PM (QDnY+)

230 off bag of dicks sock.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 03, 2018 09:23 PM (fyToS)

231 I believe the South Park guys made a pact to never block the other. If they thought it was funny, they went with it.

You're talking about two guys who got to go to the Oscars because they were Song nominated. They couldn't get kicked out.

So they went in wedding dresses, tripping balls.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:23 PM (1UZdv)

232 San Franpsycho & Beverly

Yes, the NPCs as Red Guards, indeed the Left as it currently is organized, is an excellent analogy.

They would have been unleashed if Hilldog had cheated her way to the top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:23 PM (hyuyC)

233 Sally Kellerman was hot in that flick.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

234 The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane
Posted by: cosmic Charlie


Don't worry. They just have to go to Home Depot to get one last part.

Posted by: NPC HUMOR at December 03, 2018 09:23 PM (7TCRf)

235 Another profound Biblical prediction about the future is Paul's statement that people would refuse to listen to Reason.

All you have to do is observe the current culture.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)

236 One of the last questions was, "In the last month, have you felt threatened or made uncomfortable because of your race or ethnicity?" Yep, no agenda there at all. Just looking out for your health.
Posted by: no good deed at December 03, 2018 09:19 PM (1uG1d)

Any white male who's been paying attention would have to honestly answer "yes" to that one.
Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (953wK)

-----------

This would have been my answer as well. "As a White male, yes I have. If you haven't noticed, we are being targeted".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (ffYR/)

237 Sofia Jao will be VP of HR at your company within 10 years.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (ARUkE)

238 Here's a link to GWB's dog at the lying in state.

https://tinyurl.com/preview.php?num=ya9ehzad

Yellow labs are loyal and loving. I'm glad he had such a loyal dog to usher him out at the end of his life.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (yJ1e6)

239 "no one looks in the mirror and thinks, 'this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing to it.'"

Isn't this joke 20 years old? I could swear I have heard it before. I'd say he stole it, but it's practically a chestnut by now.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (zUD19)

240 Jesus Himself said that anyone who follows Him would expect the same treatment He received.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (MRWHf)

241 Jewells,
Got my order today...it's purrfect!!! And thank you for the little extra and super fast delivery on a custom order. You're the best!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (kufk0)

242 Under a " boiled water advisory," whatever that means.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

243 Rachel Maddow is doing a piece on child Billionaire rapist Epstein. Odds that she'll mention Bill's trips on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (1UZdv)

244
222 The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane
Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)


You see what happens when you violate election rules, Atlanta? You see?

-- Stacy "StaPuft" Abrams

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (XdWyA)

245 Members of labor unions, and unorganized unskilled workers, will sooner or later realize that their government is not even trying to prevent wages from sinking or to prevent jobs from being exported. Around the same time, they will realize that suburban white-collar workers - themselves desperately afraid of being downsized - are not going to let themselves be taxed to provide social benefits for anyone else.

At that point, something will crack. The non-suburban electorate will decide that the system has failed and start looking for a strongman to vote for - someone willing to assure them that, once he is elected, the smug bureaucrats, tricky lawyers, overpaid bond salesmen, and postmodernist professors will no longer be calling the shots.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

246 >>>"no one looks in the mirror and thinks, 'this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing to it.'"



Isn't this joke 20 years old? I could swear I have heard it before. I'd say he stole it, but it's practically a chestnut by now.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (zUD19)<<<

He stole it from meeeee! It's my totally original joke.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (dEfTh)

247 That closing quote is priceless.

"When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it's like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer," said Jao.

Cuz what they are doing is important, y'all!

When they say stop being so sensitive, its like raping them all over again. Or something.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (ZfRYq)

248
242 Under a " boiled water advisory," whatever that means.
Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (PUmDY)


Trust not the water coming through the pipes. Boil before using.

AKA, the distant future in Gaza.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:28 PM (XdWyA)

249
Maybe the City of Atlanta could say it's "Raw Water". And charge a premium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:28 PM (LsBY9)

250 Maybe if we all just sat down in a circle and had a rap session with these students, we would reach.

Posted by: Space Hippies at December 03, 2018 09:28 PM (QLvwG)

251 Then I wake up shuddering, sweat pouring off me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:18 PM (hyuyC)

Good, I was starting to worry about you!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:28 PM (f3oO4)

252 They feel absolutely lost, defeated, and frustrated. They're the ones paying the taxes for advantages they don't enjoy themselves. They hoped to retire on Social Security, but inflation has wiped out its value. Everything they believed in is being wiped out. On top of it all they're being stigmatized as the racists, bigots, and ignoramuses of our society. - Saul Alinsky, 1972

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (e8kgV)

253 >>>The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)



You see what happens when you violate election rules, Atlanta? You see?



-- Stacy "StaPuft" Abrams

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (XdWyA)<<<

Now might be a good time for me to... uh... nevermind.

Posted by: zombie William Tecumseh Sherman at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (dEfTh)

254 You're welcome Lin-duh!! Glad you liked it and thanks !

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

255 I keep missing important Horde nooz.
What's going on with grammie?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (XZ3Gp)

256 245 Members of labor unions, and unorganized unskilled workers, will sooner or later realize that their government is not even trying to prevent wages from sinking or to prevent jobs from being exported. Around the same time, they will realize that suburban white-collar workers - themselves desperately afraid of being downsized - are not going to let themselves be taxed to provide social benefits for anyone else.

At that point, something will crack. The non-suburban electorate will decide that the system has failed and start looking for a strongman to vote for - someone willing to assure them that, once he is elected, the smug bureaucrats, tricky lawyers, overpaid bond salesmen, and postmodernist professors will no longer be calling the shots.
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2018 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

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Fuck union people. They are partially the reason Democrats keep getting elected. I have zero sympathy for the hell that is coming to them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (ARUkE)

257 Under a " boiled water advisory," whatever that means.
---- we just had a week of that in Austin....hmmmmm

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (kufk0)

258 So, the only acceptable comedy left is insulting President Trump, Republicans and white people.

I'm already bored with it and the Left is just getting its second wind.



Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 09:30 PM (70ScF)

259 Wearing a hat tomorrow, I guess.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

260 For Atlanteans -If it's yellow, let it mellow. It's it's brown, flush it down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)

261 Is there such a thing as an Indian-American comedian? Astonishing!

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2018 09:31 PM (Z9C5C)

262 238

http://tinyurl.com/ycess9t3

Timeless!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:31 PM (f3oO4)

263 For Atlanteans -If it's yellow, let it mellow. It's it's brown, flush it down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)
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That's *double* racist!

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

264 "The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane

Posted by: cosmic Charlie'
Which most likely means school in an 8 county area will be closed for at least three days. To keep the children safe.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2018 09:31 PM (NbRJx)

265 child Billionaire rapist

1st: ANTI SEMITE!!!! MEYBE HEH LUBS teh CHIDRENS!!!

2d: PHRASING, my good man.

Posted by: adobe juan Common-Sense, Universal, Mandatory Sodomy For The Kids, a modest proposal, kenobe at December 03, 2018 09:31 PM (fyToS)

266 Especially when you think that "brown people" is the name for every non-white "race" out there.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW)

267 Sofia Jao will be VP of HR at your company within 10 years.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 09:25 PM (ARUkE)



Director of Inclusion and Diversity. I can't believe jobs like that actually exist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:33 PM (SiINZ)

268 So, the only acceptable comedy left is insulting President Trump, Republicans and white people.
Posted by: Avenger


Good thing our Betters in the TruCon Press have spent decades putting a stop to that...

...and then I woke up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 09:33 PM (7TCRf)

269 Especially when you think that "brown people" is the name for every non-white "race" out there.
----
Wait I thought there were also Oreos, coconuts, banana, etc...

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 09:33 PM (kufk0)

270
255 I keep missing important Horde nooz.
What's going on with grammie?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 09:29 PM (XZ3Gp)


It's dread pirate grammy now. Lupus flare up, nothing worse. Discharged (or soon to be) to return home to recuperate. (Or so I've heard)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:34 PM (XdWyA)

271 In related news, Zombie John McCain was seen weeping bitterly in his eternal resting place in [ ] because "G-d-damn that patrician Nancy-boy Bush! Dying now puts the kibosh on my memorial service(s)!

I WAS JUST GETTING WARMED UP!!!!!!"


Too soon?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2018 09:34 PM (BfOXk)

272 {{{SMH}}}

Hope the road gets easier for you, but hang in there!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:34 PM (f3oO4)

273 Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (MRWHf)

I am very sorry; That sound very hard. I would encourage you to consider to pray to God in thankfulness to whatever positive qualities your daughter does have (which sometimes brings people around through the grace of God) and bring to mind


Psalm 34:18

and perhaps think of Isaiah 49:15-16a turning it around as in "A mother can't forget her children and so they Lord doesn't forget you even if your child does"

and Deuteronomy 31:6 and 2nd Corinthians 4:9.

I am praying for you and your daughter.




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 09:34 PM (AllCR)

274 {{{SMH}}}

My husband has not seen his granddaughter for twelve years. Mom is a loon and we just can't deal with that. It's rough. Prayers your daughter will come around.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 09:35 PM (RfzVr)

275
Director of Inclusion and Diversity. I can't believe jobs like that actually exist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:33 PM (SiINZ)


They'll just whack a few R&D scientists and production engineers to pay for her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:35 PM (LsBY9)

276 The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

Terra Cotta Plumbing?

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:35 PM (cS3Yq)

277 Director of Inclusion and Diversity. I can't believe jobs like that actually exist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:33 PM (SiINZ)

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Not only that, those positions are at the top of the HR food chain.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 09:36 PM (ffYR/)

278 Director of Inclusion and Diversity. I can't believe jobs like that actually exist

Posted by: TheQuietMan
----
Check out the JP Morgan Chase website. The internal site is even worse.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 09:36 PM (9rIkM)

279
The department that always prospers during downsizing? You guessed it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (LsBY9)

280 There is no real world in the real world

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (r+sAi)

281 Just read the comedians name. He is a dot not feather, there's you problem.

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (kufk0)

282 The department that always prospers during downsizing? You guessed it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (LsBY9)


It's the principle of the thing!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (f3oO4)

283 Hugbox Retards is an excellent band name.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 03, 2018 09:38 PM (TUU1F)

284 Michelle Malkin dropped out of CRTV. Not sure if she says why, obviously seems related to The Blaze deal.

But I didn't watch it anyway so no big deal.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 09:38 PM (ZfRYq)

285 279
The department that always prospers during downsizing? You guessed it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:37 PM (LsBY9)

Without reading any comments, I am going to guess: HR.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:38 PM (pKy3L)

286 You know, the Left really is self-destructing in real time. They are still dangerous, like a boated shark is still dangerous, but they won't be for too much longer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (fDU8w)

287 I paid to have my sewer/water pipes redone. It was bs before, tree roots had broken much of them.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

288 Nimesh was an Indian-American comedian, but he identified as a jackalope.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (Z9C5C)

289 286 You know, the Left really is self-destructing in real time. They are still dangerous, like a boated shark is still dangerous, but they won't be for too much longer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (fDU8w)

From your lips to God's Ear, AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (pKy3L)

290 264 "The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane


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Sherman lives. Anyone got a match?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (+pOTV)

291 This Patel guy runs a motel, and is the poster boy for chain migration.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2018 08:40 PM (xzqr4)

A gentleman never Patels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (fDU8w)

292 no video.


...


just sayin'.


...


i was expecting video.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (Pg+x7)

293 Or fingers, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (pKy3L)

294
It is telling, is it not, that ordinary folks in France are going up against the powers that be sans masks, but the brave antifags mask themselves. Speaks to their respective motives and intentions, I think.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (XdWyA)

295 Hugbox Retards is an excellent band name.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 03, 2018 09:38 PM (TUU1F)

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They'll handle a full pound of shit without embarrassing leakage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (+pOTV)

296
Miserable bints with soft degrees that mouth faux-sympathetic platitudes while they ruin someone's life. Little kapos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (LsBY9)

297
Maybe if we all just sat down in a circle and had a rap session with these students, we would reach.
Posted by: Space Hippies


Screw those punks!

Posted by: Herbert at December 03, 2018 09:40 PM (aKsyK)

298 My husband has not seen his granddaughter for twelve years.

My SIL hasn't seen her twin grand daughters in 3 years. Granted she's slightly loony but to cut her off completely? She's do depressed over it and I feel so bad for her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

299
I get the "Investment News" magazine at work. Every freaking issue now is Diversity and Inclusion. And all of these big investment companies can't fall over themselves fast enough to be "diverse and inclusive". They should just call it fuck you white men

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)

300 Nimesh was an Indian-American comedian, but he identified as a jackalope.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2018 09:39 PM (Z9C5C)



Squaw Lizzy: Him no lookum Injun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:42 PM (SiINZ)

301 Another Barnard student, Sofia Jao, told The Columbia Spectator she takes offense at Patel's insinuation that comedy is acceptable "in the real world."

-------

You know who had no sense of humor?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:42 PM (+pOTV)

302 Somewhere saw Malkin is out at CRTV, as blaster said. Don't watch it either - but do occasionally pause to study stills of her appearances, or watch some short video clips, sound off. For substantive research, mind you. I'm disciplined that way. Saw a still of her with librarian glasses on the other day, first time. Even worse than the usual images. Very bad. I'm upset that I saw it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

303 Just listened to Heather MacDonald on Life Liberty and Levin from last night.

She killed it.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2018 09:43 PM (BfOXk)

304
I get the "Investment News" magazine at work. Every freaking issue now is Diversity and Inclusion. And all of these big investment companies can't fall over themselves fast enough to be "diverse and inclusive". They should just call it fuck you white men

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Same thing with Chemical & Engineering News. I read it now for the obituaries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:43 PM (LsBY9)

305 Have a great night everyone.

Head on a swivel and have a SecDef Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

306
All the SJWs have is bitterness, anger and sadness. They insist that we embrace it, too. #joysinks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (XdWyA)

307
Now they have rap crap at halftime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)

308 What time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)

309 Okay, they're at "Barnard University."

And we should pay them any heed at all?

I mean, ANY heed at all?

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (953wK)

You may have a point. They are probably still devastated over the kiln explosion.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 03, 2018 08:47 PM (jp0Bv)

Is Barnard University sort of like Barnard's Star? Kind of dim and insignificant, but close by?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 09:45 PM (fDU8w)

310 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)

Eyes on the doors,
Back to the wall,
a round in the chamber.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 09:45 PM (f3oO4)

311 I get the "Investment News" magazine at work. Every freaking issue now is Diversity and Inclusion. And all of these big investment companies can't fall over themselves fast enough to be "diverse and inclusive". They should just call it fuck you white men
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)

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It is everywhere that has an HR Dept., not just Investment houses. I'm a 56 y/o pasty dude looking for a job anywhere. It is like I don't even exist to them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 09:45 PM (ffYR/)

312 Same thing with Chemical & Engineering News. I read it now for the obituaries.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:43 PM (LsBY9)

I would have said the centerfold (look at those dipoles!) but different strokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:45 PM (pKy3L)

313 Night NaCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:46 PM (pKy3L)

314
What time is the ONT?

10:00 AM, Ace Standard Time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:46 PM (LsBY9)

315 Son, we live in a world that has safe spaces, and those walls have to be guarded by men who grab microphones. Who's gonna do it? You, Chris Rock? You, Jerry Seinfeld? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for George Carlin and you curse political correctness. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that comedy's death, while tragic, literally saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *literally saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at barbaques, you want me on that safe space. You need me on that space. We use words like cis-het patriarchy. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very safe spaces that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a protest sign and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2018 09:46 PM (rnAwa)

316
Same thing with Chemical & Engineering News. I read it now for the obituaries.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 09:43 PM (LsBY9)


I resigned from ACS about a decade ago after I could no longer tolerate that smug prick Rudy Baum's constant diatribes against anyone who dared question global warming in C&EN. Anti-science Chemical Society, it became.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 09:46 PM (XdWyA)

317 Good night Salty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY)

318 What time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)

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Same as just about every night?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (ffYR/)

319 I just flew in from Little Big Horn...and are my arms tired!
HIYOOOOOOOOO...

Posted by: Indian American Comedian at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (sf1AO)

320
No comedy at Barnyard U. The pigs think they are more equal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (r+sAi)

321 299 "... companies can't fall over themselves to be diverse and inclusive..."

that's when the real problems set in - stasi informers watching everything you say.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (Pg+x7)

322 307, I would rather see Up With People.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

323 I just saw an article about whether Austin Parks are green enough? Another words, are people recycling enough when they use the parks. Is the city doing enough to encourage recycling. 2 full pages of statistics on what we can save in wildlife and environmental cost. They never meant that most of what you put in recycling bins winds up in landfills anyways...

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)

324 The loathsome hate-warped authoritarian Cook, head of Apple sweatshops, Inc., or whatever it's called, is out with some brazen hitlerian s**t about not tolerating "hate" on social media platforms. He obviously doesn't understand freedom or free expression or western civilization, and exhibits the civic literacy of a teenager from North Korea. Like most tech executives.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

325 Just have to remind you all that today is the 200th anniversary of Illinois becoming a state.

Hooray.

Sorry for that Obama dude, he was from Hawaii. Not our fault.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (yJ1e6)

326 My daughter is a loving mom to the kids, so there's that.

At least I have the hubby and kitteh to dote on.

Momi loves her kitteh tree.

Will finally submit a pic of her to the pet thread.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (MRWHf)

327 He obviously doesn't understand freedom or free expression or western civilization, and exhibits the civic literacy of a teenager from North Korea. Like most tech executives.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

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The man is a role model for poofter CEOs everywhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (+pOTV)

328

One of the last questions was, "In the last month, have you felt
threatened or made uncomfortable because of your race or ethnicity?"


"Oh yes, there were two colleges that one of my kids was thinking about attending, and one of their professors at each campus made a public statement saying that 'All white people are racists.'
I was extremely upset that I've apparently been wrongly stereotyped and accused of something I've never done by someone who doesn't even know who I am. I don't want my child to attend either one."

And MindWeb, those were good links. I liked how you got Occasional-Kortext's eyes photoshopped onto the NPC. Well done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)

329 I knew a guy who graduated from Barnard, a music major. He was working as a bartender...part time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (gfQAD)

330 Sensitive Suzie
Is she hot?
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

Ragtime Suzie:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=2Xqxgut7MNM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 09:50 PM (fDU8w)

331
Same thing with Chemical & Engineering News. I read it now for the obituaries.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Did it list The United States of America?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 09:50 PM (aKsyK)

332 You know who had no sense of humor?

Posted by: Cicero


Every fucking Commie who ever lived.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (BfOXk)

333 "Hugbox retards" is a definite keeper.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (1JpTT)

334 415 bourbon chicken:

well played, sir. well played indeed.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (Pg+x7)

335 Sorry for that Obama dude, he was from Hawaii. Not our fault.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (yJ1e6)

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Well, I'm in Illinois now...

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (MRWHf)

336 Barnard has two types of students

1. Future Starbucks employees

2. Sons and daughters of current Starbucks executives

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (ARUkE)

337 "I get the "Investment News" magazine at work.
Every freaking issue now is Diversity and Inclusion. And all of these
big investment companies can't fall over themselves fast enough to be
"diverse and inclusive". They should just call it fuck you white men



Posted by: TheQuietMan



Same thing with Chemical Engineering News. I read it now for the obituaries.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
My engineering society magazine, ASHRAE, also has sections on global warming and sustainability on the pages not dedicated to diversity so I have that to look forward to every month.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2018 09:52 PM (NbRJx)

338 Some good news on diversity. Someone I know-a very devoted Christian, wanted to do some missionary work abroad with a lot of time off, She is part of a large global company. She is an Eastern Orthodox Christian. They baulked at the proposal. She is very smart, articulate person and she said " You tout diversity but don't practice it when it comes to Christianity." They backed down and gave her time off and it may have been paid in part because she was very clever in writing it up about about engaging with- and learning from- another culture them which she did. She prayed a lot too as did her church and came back transformed by the experience nd thankful to God.


I have a feeling that had it not been an Orthodox church and not a global company the proposal would not have been accepted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 09:52 PM (AllCR)

339 332 You know who had no sense of humor?

Posted by: Cicero


Every fucking Commie who ever lived.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (BfOXk)


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I was going to say Lorne Michaels, but you're right too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:52 PM (+pOTV)

340 OK I just saw the Capt Marvel trailer at half time of the MNF. WTF?!!!! She comes from outer space Wakanda and her fairy god mother looks like Hilary Clinton.

She is the supreme "Go Girl" She even makes Nick Fury puts his loud bad black man balls in her purse. She has a super hero costume that keeps her hair all nice and perky, when its not acting like an afterburner of an SR71.

The suck force will be strong with this one.

Yeeeeesh.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 09:52 PM (9dzlp)

341 City of Atlanta government stole the funds allocated for Water Treatment. Bank on it.


Started with Bill "Sticky Fingers" Campbell and continues to date.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 09:53 PM (LL1Be)

342 339
332 You know who had no sense of humor?



Posted by: Cicero





Every fucking Commie who ever lived.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (BfOXk)





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I was going to say Lorne Michaels, but you're right too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:52 PM (+pOTV)


How many party members does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Shut up! You die now! GUAAAAAAARDS!

Posted by: Chairman Mao at December 03, 2018 09:54 PM (9dzlp)

343 Re: the sidebar

Vandalizing historic monuments is usually a no-no for me.

However, when it is the symbol of the French Revolution, I will allow it. (See Stalin, Mao, Lenin statues.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:54 PM (pKy3L)

344 To be fair, Leon Trotsky was known to be a pretty funny guy, right up until he got the axe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:54 PM (+pOTV)

345 Next time you fly through ATL, I challenge you to find one white employee in the entire airport. Not very diverse.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 09:54 PM (ARUkE)

346 Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:49 PM (MRWHf)

Will enjoy seeing the kitteh picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 09:55 PM (AllCR)

347 Atlanta is Detroit without the snow.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 09:55 PM (LL1Be)

348 344 To be fair, Leon Trotsky was known to be a pretty funny guy, right up until he got the axe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:54 PM (+pOTV)

Last words: "I need to go back to Russia like I need a hole in the head!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:55 PM (pKy3L)

349 Jim Jones was a funny guy. Sold monkeys door to door. Doesn't get funnier than that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

350 How's grammie winger?

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:56 PM (MRWHf)

351 I just looked up "hugbox" at the Urban Dictionary website. LOLOL

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2018 09:57 PM (Pqytn)

352 Did you ever stop to think and not start back up?
Good otherwise you die now!!!!

Guarrrrrrrrrrds!

Posted by: Chairman Mao at December 03, 2018 09:57 PM (9dzlp)

353 Atlanta is Detroit without the snow.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 09:55 PM (LL1Be)

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About every other year it is like Detroit including the snow.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 09:57 PM (ffYR/)

354

Director of Inclusion and Diversity. I can't believe jobs like that actually exist

You know they're just dead weight. They contribute nothing to the bottom line and are nothing but very expensive overhead cost.


But I guess upper management keeps them on to reduce legal risk. "Look how many lawsuits we don't have because of me!" followed by some astronomically high fantasy seven-digit figure. Yeah, right.


#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 09:57 PM (HaL55)

355 Leon Trotsky money quote: "Silly comrade, there is no ice in Mexico."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:57 PM (+pOTV)

356 >>>How's grammie winger?

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:56 PM (MRWHf)<<<

She'll live to kill again...

Posted by: RIP buzzion at December 03, 2018 09:58 PM (dEfTh)

357 The key to Atlanta airport is to not check a bag and have your boarding pass early and arrive/depart from International. Saves at least 45 mins each way.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

358 350: SMH, she e-mailed me earlier this evening. Wearing an eye patch, face is numb on one side, but she's out of the hospital.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

359 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (pKy3L)

360 SMH, she e-mailed me earlier this evening. Wearing an eye patch, face is numb on one side, but she's out of the hospital.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

okay, which of you Morons got her a BB gun?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (XZ3Gp)

361 Thanks Chavez...good to hear.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (MRWHf)

362 ASHRAE, also has sections on global warming and sustainability on the pages not dedicated to diversity

American Society of HR And Environment?

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (NpvYf)

363
"Ask the cop on the corner! Ask the cop in the woodshed!

Ask the cop at the window! Ask that cop who's knocking on your front door!"

*knock knock knock knock*

"Go ahead, ask him!"

Uh-h, Mr. Policeman...What makes America great?

Posted by: Firesign Theater at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (O74hG)

364
The Armenian Radio is asked: "Will the police still exist when communism is built?"

The Armenian Radio answers: "Of course not. By that time, all citizens will have learned how to arrest themselves."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 10:01 PM (LsBY9)

365 Well, I'm in Illinois now...
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 09:51

And welcome back, you native. Glad you like where you are at w/ the ex, very cool.

Enjoy, the kid will come around some dsy.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (yJ1e6)

366 Again, I have to pose to the Horde, who was the dead looking guy between Baker and Colon Bowell today?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (yJ1e6)

367 There are no consistent Outrage Rules. Sometimes any mention of race at all is "Rayciss!". Other times, any mention of anything *but* race is "racist". It's like arguing with a woman.

See what I did there?

For example, this conversation:

"I remember when bags of pot were called 'lids'."
"Why?"
"I dunno--probably black slang."
"That's racist!"
"No, it's just factual--unless you think Mitt Romney invented 'hepped up on the heezy'."
"...oh."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 10:15 PM (Ndje9)

368 I'm glad I'm not in Atlanta, trying to figure out how to boil water when there isn't any.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (70ScF)

369 Be well all. off to bed, may see you later.

To reference an earlier post...

Carter will only pass GWB as the longest lived president if he lives about 110 more days.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)

370 Ask Prince Albert.

Posted by: Silly at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM (YB89a)

371 184 If you haven't seen Six13's Hannukah-themed spoof of Bohemian Rhapsody, you owe it to yourself to take a look:

https://tinyurl.com/y7of7dst
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2018 09:12 PM (hjaPQ)

Air guitar!

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 03:45 AM (GkIz4)

372
366 Again, I have to pose to the Horde, who was the dead looking guy between Baker and Colon Bowell today?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (yJ1e6)


It wasn't me.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 03:58 AM (cAnNx)

373 I don't know what these useless skeeves would do with "Chasing Amy". Particularly the gay black character. "I'm a minority within a minority within a minority. Ain't nobody supportin' my ass."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 04, 2018 04:10 AM (tfbws)

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