Fox and NationalGeographic, Producers of "Cosmos," Investigating Allegations of Sexual Misconduct Against Series Host/Planetarium Button-Pusher Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Now Tyson, and I imagine the whole leftwing, is demanding evidence to back up a woman's claim of misconduct.

Surprisingly enough!

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has responded to recent allegations of sexual misconduct by posting a lengthy statement online, in which he denies wrongdoing and says he welcomes an impartial investigation by the producers of his show Cosmos.

"In any claim, evidence matters. Evidence always matters. But what happens when it's just one person's word against another's, and the stories don't agree? That's when people tend to pass judgment on who is more credible than whom," wrote Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium in New York City.

The most recent allegation comes from Ashley Watson, who worked as his assistant while he was filming the Fox show Cosmos, but who quit due to alleged harassment.

Instead, she says, he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge. She recalls that he had taken off his shoes and was wearing a tank top. "I remember thinking, 'This is a lot of skin for me to be seeing on my boss,' " Watson says. "The vibe was just kind of weird." She says Tyson spoke about the stresses of his job and how he needed a "release."

Later, as she was leaving, she says Tyson said he wanted to show her a Native American handshake that involved feeling each other's pulses and staring into each other's eyes to make a spiritual connection. Watson says she did this for about 10 seconds but was extremely uncomfortable and says she thought to herself, "You're supposed to be very smart, why can't you pick up that I don't want to touch you right now?"

She also says he put both hands on her shoulders and told her that he wanted to hug her badly, but if he did, then he would just want more. Watson says she was shaken by the interaction but felt like she needed references and recommendations so she planned on just working the last few days of the Cosmos filming.

The next night, however, in the car, she says that Tyson told her that she was too "distracting" to work as a producer. She was so angered by this that the next day she quit and told one of the show's producers why. He asked whether she wanted to file a formal complaint. "I just didn't want to make a fuss," Watson says. Instead, they agreed that she would explain her abrupt departure by saying she had a family emergency.

The most serious allegation, however, is about a drugging and rape.

The most serious allegation against Tyson is from someone who says that he drugged and raped her back in the 1980s, when they were both in graduate school. In his statement, Tyson said that they dated briefly but that the alleged rape never happened.

Sean Davis invites you to cast your mind back to Tyson's claim that Bush said something or other about God naming the stars. He was completely wrong, but said he had an "explicit memory" of the quote (which does not exist).

He now says that the woman's memory of the alleged rape must simply be wrong, "implanted."

He also impugns her credibility by calling her, basically, a drop-out and fruitloop.

Which I was told was something an accused man must never do.

More from John Sexton.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:44 PM




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1 I always wondered why his middle name was pronounced "de-grabby". Now we know.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 03, 2018 05:43 PM (3eV0J)

2 He's guilty, but believe every woman everytime#

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 05:43 PM (2c0p7)

3 Three?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2018 05:43 PM (tYPH9)

4 I find this to be pleasant news.
Will it be heard?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2018 05:44 PM (pR4Ro)

5 Maybe The Edsel will come his defense?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 05:45 PM (bim/x)

6 if it weren't for double standards the left wouldn't have any at all

Posted by: bored383 at December 03, 2018 05:46 PM (zJ4nO)

7 I don't mean to make light of the first allegation, but haven't we all been there? no really it sounds like a weird guy com'on.

the later story about being drugged is pretty ugly tho.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (2c0p7)

8 I heard Stalin was a perfect gentleman with all his women, well except for the wife he shot, but who's counting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (bim/x)

9 Ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

10 Hola!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (MVjcR)

11 he welcomes an impartial investigation by the producers of his show Cosmos

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
The people making bank off of NDT are totally going to impartially investigate NDT.

No financial conflict of interest there.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (9gi59)

12 I have 17 credible witnesses that Mr. Tyson is a gentle, sensual lover that would never take advantage of a woman, and I'll smack any bitch that says otherwise.

Posted by: Mikey "Carlo" Avenatti at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (YtbD9)

13 Did Tyson ever play in the nfl?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (bim/x)

14 Next, NGT admits to violating the cast and crew of The BBT. All on one busy afternoon.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (RuIsu)

15 Read it. rookie move.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (+6jVU)

16 so,,, Neil deGrasse Kavanaugh..?
check his yearbooks for "boof"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 03, 2018 05:47 PM (L01V2)

17 Some female on Fox News is endlessly babbling. Lots of uhs and so's and "really unique" and stuff.

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (Kj9vA)

18 Also, bringing up Kavanaugh is "whataboutism", which is not allowed.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (9gi59)

19 Well this is very confusing to me...I suggest we all ask Occasional Cortex what she thinks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (bim/x)

20 That's Neil d'grabass Tyson.

Posted by: dagny at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (nRWPy)

21 Hey, baby! Gimme da cheese!

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (Tyii7)

22 It was Martha McCallum.

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (Kj9vA)

23 Neil is just living his truth. And his truth is he's a skeezy fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

24 Tell me he didn't use the probing Uranus line.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (t6MX/)

25 Ashley, allow me to show you a special handshake I learned from the Ushabti people of Burkina Faso. I'm just going to need you to slide your panties down and bend over..

Posted by: Neil Degrabs Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (YtbD9)

26 Tyson spoke about the stresses of his job and how he needed a "release."

Tell her about your Chakra, Neil!

Posted by: Al Gore at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (9gi59)

27 The consensus of 95% of everyone is that he's guilty. The science is settled. Lock his ass up.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (ABjxW)

28 Supreme Court justices paying respects to Bush Sr. Except Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg isn't there. She maybe coming in a separate coffin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (OLCnA)

29 Native American handshake that involved feeling each other's pulses and staring into each other's eyes to make a spiritual connection.

And people thought passing the peace during religious services was bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (AllCR)

30 I was a French model back in the day.

Posted by: NDT at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (QLvwG)

31 27 The consensus of 95% of everyone is that he's guilty. The science is settled. Lock his ass up.
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (ABjxW)

And he does love science and consensus.

And intern ass.

Lots and lots of intern ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

32
He now says that the woman's memory of the alleged rape must simply be wrong, "implanted."


Interesting, nay, pregnant choice of words, De Asshat Tyson.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (XdWyA)

33 As much as I don't care for this pseudo-intellectual, worshipped by other pseudo-intellectuals who prostrate themselves at his every utterance of pretense of higher knowledge regardless of topic, the claims seem pretty shaky. He may have been in low altitude orbit, but it doesn't look like he planned for forced reentry.

What happened to ladies, and men for that matter, simply saying, "Gross. Stop?" Why the need to destroy careers, now matter how lame they may be?

Posted by: JB at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (4ghPf)

34 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

35 lolfraud.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

36 NatGeo going to investigate a Leftist friend?

Bwaaa haaaa haaaa, to funny

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (/rm4P)

37 Ashley, allow me to show you a special handshake I learned from the Ushabti people of Burkina Faso. I'm just going to need you to slide your panties down and bend over..

I call it the bowling ball grip.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (9gi59)

38 The guy has always skeeved me out.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

39 From the sidebar:

Jonah Goldberg tweets:

"Yes, I am guilty of "mind boggling spin" for tweeting, without endorsement, and entirely plausible news story that turned out to be wrong. A truly devastating rejoinder to a tweeted link. I am undone in every regard. I shall never recover my thought leader status."

Jonah Goldberg think he's a "thought leader."

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

40 20 That's Neil d'grabass Tyson.
Posted by: dagny at December 03, 2018 05:48 PM (nRWPy)

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

41
Old McSpringsteen says Trump wins re-election in 2020, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (XdWyA)

42 Baby, ima show you a Native American snake.

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (Tyii7)

43 28 Supreme Court justices paying respects to Bush Sr. Except Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg isn't there. She maybe coming in a separate coffin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (OLCnA)
----------------

Ginzy maybe needs dirt from her original grave to sleep in?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (qC1Sy)

44 Oh, this post facto accusation crap is horrific.


But they wrote the script.


Bwahaha

Posted by: dagny at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (nRWPy)

45 Where da bitchez at?

Posted by: Feel D'at Ass Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (beH4q)

46 Did you know that the number "eleven" also contains the words "eel" and "I'm horny"?

Posted by: Neil Degrabs Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (YtbD9)

47 34 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)



What I've been asking myself for years.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)

48 Jonah Goldberg think he's a "thought leader."



Let that sink in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

Funniest thing I read today. Sorry, Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (t6MX/)

49 Since ALL WOMEN must be believed and the NEVER LIE, Neil must be brought into the public sphere and excoriated by women dressed as Handmaids.

Which, on consideration, he'd probably like.

Since it's obviously true (like Blasey-Ford, etc.) then he must be fired from all jobs, removed from any boards on which he serves, lose all tenure, sinecures, etc., and hounded out of society.

Fair's fair.

Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 03, 2018 05:52 PM (6FY0P)

50
Did I just see plastic-face bill nelson circle the coffin?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (1ov6+)

51 34 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

He's famous for being famous (or a black geek, mostly), none of his scholarship is noteworthy. He's no Steven Hawking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

52 This guy is so awkward he makes Bill Nye look like sex bomb Tom Jones.

Posted by: wooga at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (XJeNL)

53 I may not like his politics, but Tyson deserves a fair trial, just like everyone else.

Who knows? Maybe it's a hazard of left wing politics that you have to socialize with people who have the mental capacity of a fruit loop!

Posted by: Gork at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (VmQ66)

54 "Cosmos,"


Phtttbbbb. The REAL "Cosmos" was with Carl Sagan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (ujg0T)

55 We can get to the bottom of this. How many front doors does she have?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (+y/Ru)

56 I love how no news organizations except some outfit called Pathos covered the allegations of the women but all the news outfits are covering the denial and that's it.

I do not expect a 60 minutes stormy type sit down with a sympathetic interviewer for the victims.


The media are the enemy.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (qxq6t)

57 I see the Frogs are hopping mad about new GW taxes...in case no one said it in the Frenchie thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (+6jVU)

58
I shall never recover my thought leader status


That's a larf, Jonah, as we have never, ever, considered you a thought leader.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (XdWyA)

59 Astrophysicist? I thought he was a fake scientist like Bill Nye.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (aCNZ6)

60 He signed on for Cosmos because it thought it was show about the drink, not the universe.

Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (6FY0P)

61 We astrophysicists deal in AUs. That's astronomical units. Like when my dates get their first glimpse of my unit, they usually say, "that's astronomical!" or something similar.

Posted by: NDT at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (QLvwG)

62 This woman's allegations are faker then the round earth theory.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (cRkMZ)

63
Anyone watching these BUZZARDS circle the corpse?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (1ov6+)

64 Miss Watson has corroboration if the other producer backs up her story.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (Whlww)

65 I totally didn't not rape anyone.
/This will fool the rubes

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (cRkMZ)

66 Watching women's cross country skiing from Sweden, three medalist aew so cute.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (qxq6t)

67 Well this is very confusing to me...I suggest we all ask Occasional Cortex what she thinks

Tyson did do time for this when he was heavyweight champ before he became a famous scientist, but in America you're innocent until proven...not innocent!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (sf1AO)

68 All the newspeople are babbling through the ceremonial moments. On ABC, some complete dipwad just said (this is taped; we're watching GW and Laura descend from their plane) that George W. Bush is the only living Republican President.

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (Kj9vA)

69 53 I may not like his politics, but Tyson deserves a fair trial, just like everyone else.

Who knows? Maybe it's a hazard of left wing politics that you have to socialize with people who have the mental capacity of a fruit loop!
Posted by: Gork at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (VmQ66)

That's very noble. I applaud you.

And as soon as that courtesy is applied to people like Brett Kavanaugh and other Republicans, I will join you in calling for fairness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

70 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)



He's famous for being famous (or a black geek, mostly), none of his scholarship is noteworthy. He's no Steven Hawking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK

He's also no Brian May.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (QLvwG)

71 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
NDT raped a dame,
Who's now crying #MeToo!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (MX7xj)

72 I visited Neil's planetarium, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt ripped off of my body.

Posted by: Ashley Watson at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (9vQJW)

73 NDT has game.LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (BXMxN)

74 " He signed on for Cosmos because it thought it was show about the drink, not the universe.

Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (6FY0P) "

Guy makes a mean Cosby Colada.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (YtbD9)

75 Shoot him at sunrise I say!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (+6jVU)

76
50
Did I just see plastic-face bill nelson circle the coffin?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (1ov6+)_/i]

You may have confused him with rictus-face Blumenthal, PTSD-afflicted survivor of USMC Toys for Tots campaigns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (XdWyA)

77 Let me show you the Australian hand shake I saw from the Documentary Crocodile Dundee.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (dKiJG)

78 Astrophysicist? I thought he was a fake scientist like Bill Nye.
___


I have more science in my bowtie then you have in your whole body!
What do you mean? Of course I know what science is!


Posted by: Bill Nye at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (cRkMZ)

79 57 Barely mentioned.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (BXMxN)

80 54 "Cosmos,"


Phtttbbbb. The REAL "Cosmos" was with Carl Sagan.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (ujg0T)

The REALLY real Cosmo was Jonah's dead dog.

RIP Cosmo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

81 60 He signed on for Cosmos because it thought it was show about the drink, not the universe.
Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (6FY0P)

He probably thought it was the women's magazine and was hoping for a gig researching the female orgasm.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (aCNZ6)

82
I'll bet my left nut this Tyson guy isn't even black.
He's as white as C Thomas Howell in that movie.

Would Tyson be famous if he was white?

NOPE.

QED.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (1ov6+)

83 Death by Bunga Bunga!!

Posted by: Some natives somewhere at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (+6jVU)

84 @69
Yeah fuck that bigger person shit.

Fuckers like Tyson have called for the imprisonment for "GLOBAL CLIMATE WARNING CHANGE" deniers.

Fuck him.

Fuck him straight up the pooper sideways with a barbwired wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (qxq6t)

85 70 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)



He's famous for being famous (or a black geek, mostly), none of his scholarship is noteworthy. He's no Steven Hawking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK

He's also no Brian May.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 05:56 PM (QLvwG)

Good point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

86 The astrophysicist is near!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (sf1AO)

87 And for the record you are never going to have to worry about a *woman* accusing me of any sexual misconduct.

Posted by: Bill Nye at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (cRkMZ)

88 Baby, I named a star after you. Now, it's time for some chicken wing lovin'.

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (Tyii7)

89 Astrophysicist? I thought he was a fake scientist like Bill Nye.


No, Tyson is legit. Not Hawking, no original theories, but he's a legit PhD.

He's a popularizer of science more than an original hard scientist, but that can be a useful thing.

And while being creepy with assistants is just creepy and no worse I am forced to condemn him on behalf of Pluto.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)

90 The most serious allegation against Tyson is from someone who says that
he drugged and raped her back in the 1980s, when they were both in
graduate school. In his statement, Tyson said that they dated briefly
but that the alleged rape never happened.

Black men don't rape. Just a little rapey rape-rape, maybe. But no actual, real, rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)

91 Amazing how situational these new rules are.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (IxDhF)

92 Billy yons and billy yons of years ago,man learned the art of seduction

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (BXMxN)

93 We astrophysicists deal in AUs. That's astronomical units. Like when my dates get their first glimpse of my unit, they usually say, "that's astronomical!" or something similar.
Posted by: NDT at December 03, 2018 05:54 PM (QLvwG)

When it comes to Tyson I deal in FUs.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (aCNZ6)

94 Not 100% SFW;

https://___flip.com/i/2o31ir

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (cRkMZ)

95 And while being creepy with assistants is just creepy and no worse I am forced to condemn him on behalf of Pluto.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)

*nods*

#PlutoDidNothingWrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK8)

96 If only the grandkids of the Sixties Generation knew what their grandparents had been up to back in the day when they were young.

Posted by: Noel Norbert Onesime at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (hrcfq)

97 Fuck him.

Fuck him straight up the pooper sideways with a barbwired wrapped pineapple.


Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 05:58 PM (qxq6t)

Lol. You and that pineapple Krep.

Posted by: Some natives somewhere at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (+6jVU)

98
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (sf1AO)


Oooo, you're good - and hitting your stride! You go, girl!

* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (XdWyA)

99 He blinded the girl with roofies and with SCIENCE, but mostly with roofies.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (ABjxW)

100 28
Supreme Court justices paying respects to Bush Sr. Except Ruth Buzzi
Ginsburg isn't there. She maybe coming in a separate coffin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 05:50 PM (OLCnA)

Yep.
Actual coffee thru the nose.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)

101 'Deep Space Probing is just part of the job, missy.'

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (opyfN)

102 Tyson did do time for this when he was heavyweight champ before he became a famous scientist, but in America you're innocent until proven...not innocent!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 05:55 PM (sf1AO)

-----------------

Nope, no way the real Occasional Cortex. Not loopy enough.

Since obviously a sock, I score this a 7.5 out of 10.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (qC1Sy)

103 Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

Posted by: ICP at December 03, 2018 06:00 PM (TUU1F)

104 #WeWasPlanets

- Pluto and X

Posted by: Undocumented at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (Dhcvl)

105 'Just lay back and think of the Cosmos.'

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (opyfN)

106 Well all I know he kicked the shit out of micheal spinks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (bim/x)

107 92 Billy yons and billy yons of years ago,man learned the art of seduction
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 05:59 PM (BXMxN)



Sorry, I can't see Mr. Sagan with "Game", or "PUA" or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (ujg0T)

108 Let's try that again....
Not 100% SFW
https://tinyurl.com/yap47g4p

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:02 PM (cRkMZ)

109 So did Pluto refuse to put out?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:02 PM (aCNZ6)

110
Later, as she was leaving, she says Tyson said he wanted to show her a Native American handshake that involved feeling each other's pulses and staring into each other's eyes to make a spiritual connection.


His indian name is Dances with Bullshit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 06:02 PM (TAmPV)

111 First!

Posted by: Tom Nicholls at December 03, 2018 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

112 lets take a trip around uranus babe.

Posted by: Neil DeGross at December 03, 2018 06:03 PM (+6jVU)

113

De Grab-Ass...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 06:03 PM (/9p9e)

114 He says his advances were nothing more than "a Native American handshake that involved feeling each other's pulses and staring into each other's eyes to make a spiritual connection"

She's obviously racist.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 03, 2018 06:03 PM (vKhgw)

115 When asked for evidence, just answer 'hash tag believe all women!'

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 03, 2018 06:03 PM (lc+47)

116 Let me show you the Australian hand shake I saw from the Documentary Crocodile Dundee."

Now that's a knife...

Oh, and a followup from my earlier tale of Woe.

So, the twatwaffle is yelling at me online about the free monitor. Ms mouse reminds me about dude we know - lives just a few blocks from her, and uses older electronics (I know, I know. Should remembered and called him first. Yay)
Messaged back and forth and arranged for him to pick up free monitor from said twatwaffle....

so, a few minutes pass and phone rings. It's the guy, and he's leaving said twatwaffles house. Turns out she's been trying to plug a VGA monitor into an HDMI port, even after I 'splained what it all was...

Best of all, she wanted him to PAY her 10 bucks "for her troubles" and the monitor I GAVE AWAY.

He said "it was free", so she relented and gave it to him. He texted me just now that it works fine.

I'll beat the next idiot who suggests I should be on "social media" again...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (6qErC)

117 ROTFL

https://tinyurl.com/ycsnf6of

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (cRkMZ)

118 Baby, ima teach you some string theory.

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (Tyii7)

119 TBF: It gets lonely being the museum's Gift Shop's Assistant Night Manager.

Posted by: ibguy at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (vUcdz)

120 He's Science Cosby!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

121 Oh, boy...!

Instead, she says, he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge. She recalls that he had taken off his shoes and was wearing a tank top. "I remember thinking, 'This is a lot of skin for me to be seeing on my boss,' " Watson says. "The vibe was just kind of weird." She says Tyson spoke about the stresses of his job and how he needed a "release."

Holy crow, what woman would not be out the door at that point if not before?

I know, there are really dumb women, and women who just can't believe the guy is doing this, but this reads like the very template of bad seduction scenarios, an SNL skit on dirty bosses.

I have never paid much attention to NdGT, but I must say, from what I have read, I am shocked, shocked and startled, shocked, startled, and utterly surprised by the very idea that the Mr. Rogers-like Tyson would ever even have such accusations made against him.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (AeQtI)

122 Later, as she was leaving, she says Tyson said he wanted to show her a
Native American handshake that involved feeling each other's pulses and
staring into each other's eyes to make a spiritual connection.

___

And also, touching my penis.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (cRkMZ)

123 53
I may not like his politics, but Tyson deserves a fair trial, just like everyone else.



Yep, and I got the rope right here after the trial is finished.

Posted by: Old West lawmen at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (UsCnO)

124 PhD or no, he's a pseudointellectual putz.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

125 I love Ho-Hos and if you're a Twinkie eater you are a flat out garbage person, and I will FIGHT you.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (AzW6q)

126 I'll beat the next idiot who suggests I should be on "social media" again...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (6qErC)

Social media is poison

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

127 Just the image of him in a wife beater asking for the special indian handshake makes me LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN)

128 He is a pro at researching heavenly bodies.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:05 PM (aCNZ6)

129 Orange Man Bad!

Here's another picture of my dog.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (AzW6q)

130 117
ROTFL

https://tinyurl.com/ycsnf6of

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (cRkMZ)

He keeps a chloroform hankie in his suit pocket. he calls it foreplay.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (+6jVU)

131
NDT tried to popularize the "I'm All In For Ears!" diet, but Evander Holyfield took him to court for the rights and won.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (XdWyA)

132 120
He's Science Cosby!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

I will use this every time I comment on old Neil.

This is brilliant.

Serious congrats, Mr. Peebles.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (UsCnO)

133 TBF: It gets lonely being the museum's Gift Shop's Assistant To The Night Manager.

Posted by: ibguy at December 03, 2018 06:04 PM (vUcdz)

FIFY

Posted by: Dwight Shrute at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (QLvwG)

134 Okay that's creeeeeepy stuff about Tyson.

And I know how that wanting more stuff goes with my wife. That's not a hug.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

135
Why yes that is a rocket in my pocket.

Posted by: Neil DeGrabass Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

136 The key to cheesy seduction techniques is that women will fall for them *if* they've already decided they want to.

The difference between cheesy and creepy is not seeing that she doesn't want to.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

137 He blinded the girl with roofies and with SCIENCE, but mostly with roofies.

Actually right in the lyrics:

"when I'm dancing close to her... [SCIENCE!]I can smell the chemicals... [SCIENCE!]"

Case closed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (TUU1F)

138 Wow. The hypocrisy from the left is nothing short of astounding. I'm shocked. Seriously, fuck these people. Every last one of them that weighed in on Kavanaugh out to be publicly hoisted on their petards and ridiculed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (PA/U2)

139 106 Well all I know he kicked the shit out of micheal spinks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (bim/x)

Slightly-crazier, slightly-rapier Tyson was a phenomenon as a young boxer. Incredible speed and punching power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

140 Billions and billions of gropes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 06:07 PM (aKsyK)

141 He should be mocked for cheesiest seduction.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (aCNZ6)

142 #YouCallThatALotOfSkin
#IWillShowYouALotOfSkin

Posted by: Undocumented at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (Dhcvl)

143 I thought this guy was gay.

So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (70ScF)

144 He just wanted to go boldly where no man has gone before.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

145 Neil bent ET over the planetarium theater chairs and doinked him in the squeakhole, didn't he.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (sj2sc)

146 Just dump NDT in the LOSER bucket with Avenatti, Weinstein, Beto and Macron. *Next!*

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (Whlww)

147 141 He should be mocked for cheesiest seduction.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (aCNZ6)

And winiest

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

148 This is the same guy that was on Barney Miller, right? Thought he was teh ghey. Nonetheless I believe her.

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (zLDYs)

149 Where all de white interns at?

Posted by: Sheriff Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (/qEW2)

150 You're doing it all wrong, Neil.

Posted by: Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (QLvwG)

151 Anyone heard anything about Grammy Winger? I've been too busy to read all of every thread, so may have missed an update.

Posted by: empire1 at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (YNw1T)

152 Everyone's got a theory until they get punched in the face!

Posted by: Tysons The Science of Boxing at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (+6jVU)

153 There's got to be a joke about Uranus in there somewhere

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (/8RAd)

154 I would think he would like to do it on the business end of a telescope. Who hasn't wanted to make out on a convex mirror?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (aCNZ6)

155
I was eighteen once. I remember those days.
Try as I might to forget them; they haunt me even now.

Posted by: Noel Norbert Onesime at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (hrcfq)

156
121 Oh, boy...!

Instead, she says, he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge. She recalls that he had taken off his shoes and was wearing a tank top. "I remember thinking, 'This is a lot of skin for me to be seeing on my boss,' " Watson says. "The vibe was just kind of weird." She says Tyson spoke about the stresses of his job and how he needed a "release."

Holy crow, what woman would not be out the door at that point if not before?


Is there any doubt in anyone here's minds that this woman is fully on board with "Baby, It's Cold Outside" being the rapiest of all rape-rape Christmas songs? And yet, she hung around for ... that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (XdWyA)

157 152 Everyone's got a theory until they get punched in the face!
Posted by: Tysons The Science of Boxing at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (+6jVU)



nice.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (NLLmE)

158 143 I thought this guy was gay.

So he's got that going for him.
Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (70ScF)

Might be.

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 06:10 PM (Kj9vA)

159 Trump buys his p*ssy and pays it to stay silent when 'issues' arise while....the Left--Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Charlie NudeRose,et al want all their tricks for free.

Sad that these Leftist stiffs cant afford their pleasures.

Theft of services runs deep in the DNA of the Left.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (FUJZT)

160 Anyone heard anything about Grammy Winger? I've been too busy to read all of every thread, so may have missed an update.
Posted by: empire1 at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (YNw1T)

---------------

Last I heard she was on her way home and would be posting soon. A couple of hours ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (ffYR/)

161 I bet Neil smelled like cheese when he was in his wife beater. Smelled like Fromunda.

Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (8ikIW)

162 Wow. The hypocrisy from the left is nothing short of astounding. I'm
shocked. Seriously, fuck these people. Every last one of them that
weighed in on Kavanaugh out to be publicly hoisted on their petards and
ridiculed.
***


Hey do you remember when someone was asking Winter Hill Bobby Mueller's female subordinates if they had any issues with him and the FNM treated it as a scandal...and Winter Hill Bobby himself referred it to the FBI as a crime?


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (cRkMZ)

163 41


Old McSpringsteen says Trump wins re-election in 2020, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

Just old Bruce crying out for relevance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)

164 Anyone heard anything about Grammy Winger?


As of this morning it was a lupus flare-up and she was getting sprung from the hospital.

Also, she's now a pirate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

165 Well, if nothing else comes from this, it's been confirmed without doubt that Tyson has absolutely no game at all. I mean, come on, that Native American handshake bit?

That said, I had an Army buddy who was movie star charming & handsome & he could say anything, no matter how cornball, and go home with the girl. He was a great, shirt-off-his-back kind of guy but the whole platoon resented the hell out of him. He had them at, 'Hey baby, how you doin'?'

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (1JpTT)

166 I gonna bring my dog on the NR Cruise. It's gonna be EPIC!

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (AzW6q)

167 I still don't understand why a woman would go out with a planetarium manager.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (88xKn)

168 Pence is doing good on the eulogy. (I'm watching taped feed.)

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (Kj9vA)

169 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a voice of science.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

170 I thought this guy was gay.


___

Yeah, that doesn't stop you from groping women...or so I've heard.

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (cRkMZ)

171 "Neil asked me if I wanted to see Venus rising. I said, that's not Venus."

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (sj2sc)

172 As of this morning it was a lupus flare-up and she was getting sprung from the hospital.

Well, that's better than some alternatives but prayers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

173 I used to go to the planetarium all the time to study all the time.


Of course, my main concentration was Pink Floyd and Laserium. But I learned as much as Neil listening to Astronomy Domine on blotter acid.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (TUU1F)

174 Anyone heard anything about Grammy Winger? I've been too busy to read all of every thread, so may have missed an update.

Posted by: empire1 at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (YNw1T)


She's gonna be a one-eyed pirate for a while. She's got moxie!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (QLvwG)

175 Pluto is merely a turd winding through the heavens.

The real star in this solar system is most assuredly Uranus.

Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (dEfTh)

176 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a
scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a
voice of science.

___

Raw talent buckoo
/Wipes off chin
Could you hand me that towel by the way?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (cRkMZ)

177 Why does Goldberg think his next tweet is so important he can't actually put some thought into it?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (aCNZ6)

178 169 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a voice of science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

He's a black progressive with a PhD. What more does one need?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

179
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Baby it's cold in the Universe!
Ashley Watson: Say! What's in this drink?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (e7O7B)

180 Didn't NDT know he only had to play 'Baby It's Cold Outside' to make the date rape happen?

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (Whlww)

181 OK, after 100. Question for the horde...
does anyone know who the old dude was at the lying-in-state ceremony for GWB who sat between Jim Baker and Colon Bowell?

My best guess is Alex Haig, but he looks like death warmed over, and not warmed much.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (yJ1e6)

182
148 This is the same guy that was on Barney Miller, right? Thought he was teh ghey. Nonetheless I believe her.
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2018 06:08 PM (zLDYs)


The purposeful mis-identifications the Horde applies in these threads are hysterical! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (XdWyA)

183 34 Is NDGT actually a good astrophysicist or is he along the lines of "Bill Nye the ME guy."
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 05:51 PM (qC1Sy)

If he were a good astrophysicist, you would have heard about him before the planetarium gig.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (zUD19)

184 Planetariums are pretty cool.


In a nerd way.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)

185
Alex Haig is dead, but very much in charge, here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (XdWyA)

186 "We wondered why the planetarium controls were always sticky. "

Posted by: Marcus T at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (sj2sc)

187 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a

scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a

voice of science.


He's every lefty's Black Scientist Friend.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

188

Ashley, allow me to show you a special handshake I learned from the
Ushabti people of Burkina Faso. I'm just going to need you to slide your
panties down and bend over..


They invented bowling.


The More You Know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (HaL55)

189 Anyone heard anything about Grammy Winger? I've been too busy to read all of every thread, so may have missed an update.

Posted by: empire1 at December 03, 2018 06:09 PM (YNw1T)


She's gonna be a one-eyed pirate for a while. She's got moxie!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:13 PM (QLvwG)

Does she have a parrot?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (aCNZ6)

190 Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (cRkMZ)

??

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (PA/U2)

191 I wish Bob Mueller would give me an Indian handshake.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (AzW6q)

192 Alex Haig is dead, but very much in charge, here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (XdWyA)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (bim/x)

193 "In any claim, evidence matters."

Unless you are a male university student, or named Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (Z4rgH)

194 Also, she's now a pirate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

Welcome aboard, lassie!

Posted by: Mike "Pirate" Leach, WSU coach at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (UsCnO)

195 G*M/R^2 = #gToo

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (RoSgI)

196 Canada at war!

https://read.bi/2Ud6GMK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (+y/Ru)

197 I hope Neil Tyson will remember Science man don't need him around anyhow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (aKsyK)

198 If he were a good astrophysicist, you would have heard about him before the planetarium gig.


Uh huh. Like there are astrophysicist playing cards.

Name the current world's best astrophysicist.

Brian May is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)

199 184 Planetariums are pretty cool.


In a nerd way.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)

You have to go on one of their concert nights where they have a light show and play Pink Floyd. 90% of the audience is tripping balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (NWiLs)

200 I'm a Love Meteor!

Posted by: Tysons "Women are from Venus Men are from Uranus" at December 03, 2018 06:16 PM (+6jVU)

201 Instead he breaks out the Nina Simone. See what I mean? LOSER.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:16 PM (Whlww)

202 Oh. I thought NDT was a planarian manager. My bad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:16 PM (QLvwG)

203 My Fellow Morons... Hell has indeed froze over.

I agree with Michelle Obama on something.

She is taking flack over telling women, Nope, you can't have it all.

Same with Men...

People who tell you that, are setting you up for always feeling like a failure, because you don't have TIME to do everything, something must give.

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at December 03, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

204
Name the current world's best astrophysicist.


Rajesh Koothrapalli.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

205 169 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely
a scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as
a voice of science.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)


I'm not sure what the fascination is - just like with Bill Nye. Apparently, washed up comedians and sanitary engineers make the best physicists, as their opinions haven't been tainted by the constraints of facts.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 03, 2018 06:17 PM (TUU1F)

206 I'm guessing he probably turned it on a bit strong and like most guys in his improbable position (suddenly thrust into fame and women throwing themselves at him after being a complete dorky nobody) took things for granted he shouldn't. Beyond that, I'm skeptical.

But it is fun watching the same people who screamed BELIEVE ALL WOMEN and YOU CANNOT DOUBT VICTIMS now suddenly be all "hey now let's wait a minute, benefit of the doubt!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:17 PM (39g3+)

207 Will Dread Pirate Grammie be looting and pillaging the next she shows up?

Will she let us see her bootie?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:17 PM (aCNZ6)

208 Bwahahaha,
Fuck you DeGrasse "Jr High" Tyson!

Posted by: Pluto, I AM A PLANET BITCH at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (79p/O)

209 Instead he breaks out the Nina Simone. See what I mean? LOSER.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:16 PM (Whlww)

I know, right? He should have listened to me and my five-point sure-fire makeout plan. Always put on the first side of Led Zepplin IV.

Posted by: Mike Damone at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (QLvwG)

210 Rajesh Koothrapalli.


I had to google that. I'd turn in my pop-culture badge if I had one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

211 Both Tyson and Nye are reliable 'Voices of Authority' for science-illiterate leftists to use to give their politics a veneer of scientific validity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

212 PhD in Situational Ethics, anyone?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (RuIsu)

213 207 Will Dread Pirate Grammie be looting and pillaging the next she shows up?

Will she let us see her bootie?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:17 PM (aCNZ6)

You'll have to use your one good eye.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (ABjxW)

214 198 If he were a good astrophysicist, you would have heard about him before the planetarium gig.


Uh huh. Like there are astrophysicist playing cards.

Name the current world's best astrophysicist.

Brian May is cheating.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)



Rajesh Koothrapali.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2018 06:18 PM (WaxcS)

215 Gotta say that I believe Tyson on these accusations.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at December 03, 2018 06:19 PM (o6stY)

216 Instead he breaks out the Nina Simone. See what I mean? LOSER.

Yeah. Everybody knows you go with the Marvin Gaye if you wanna get laid.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 06:19 PM (sf1AO)

217 Damn beaten to the joke.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2018 06:19 PM (WaxcS)

218 If he were a good astrophysicist, you would have heard about him before the planetarium gig.

Well, people in the field maybe. Like that "last table" show on Netflix which was a combination of a pretty good cooking program and absurdly over produced gauche debacle. They kept having experts on they promoted as "changing what we understand about food" and "The world's leading chef" and I'd never heard of a damned one of them.

And I love cooking shows, cook books, and even watch stuff like Mind of a Chef. Never heard of them, not even mentioned once in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:19 PM (39g3+)

219 Quick: Hot wings vs. hot dogs...

There is only one right answer!

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

220 I am the General of rel-love-tivity. Lemme send some dark matter down yo gravity well girl.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (/qEW2)

221 179. whoa Great Minds etc. etc.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (Whlww)

222
169 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a voice of science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, who appointed Michio Kaku as the obviously Asian spokesmutt for science? He isn't fit to tickle Mr. Sulu's shriveled 'nads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (XdWyA)

223 I know jack shit about wooing the ladies so I can't pile on for that. He is, however, a jackass who has standing way beyond his capabilities.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

224

Yeah. Everybody knows you go with the Marvin Gaye if you wanna get laid.


Unless you want to kick it old school, then it's Barry White.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (HaL55)

225 I see the Frogs are hopping mad about new GW taxes...in case no one said it in the Frenchie thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Its not the taxes; they passed a law that everyone has to use deodorant.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (kBI9E)

226 The probing of black holes can release much pressure, so it is said.

The probe doesn't care about your feelings!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (DuAZ5)

227
That Tyson fella should just stick with chicken farming.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (t6XCL)

228 This guy deserves to go down hard, he's a fraud and and deeply deeply a liar and a con. Just for that he needs to be taken down a few pegs. Anyhow I can see him being rapey and shit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (0OmEj)

229 Does he have a barbed wire tattoo on his bicep? I mean if he's gonna break out a wife beater he has to have a tatt.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (aCNZ6)

230 Gotta say that I believe Tyson on these accusations.

I don't believe either side. I believe facts and evidence. And honestly some of the stuff he's accused of is not even risable, its just bad taste and lame macking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:21 PM (39g3+)

231 Here is the issue I was talking about


https://tinyurl.com/yacj6p9a

But it was totally different when people were looking into Brett Kavanaugh or Donald Trump's background with women...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 06:21 PM (cRkMZ)

232 Sun Spots was formed from combining baking soda and vinegar! Don't forget your safety glasses!

Posted by: Tysons 'Science in The Kitchen at December 03, 2018 06:21 PM (+6jVU)

233 Rahesh Koothrapali

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2018 06:21 PM (NLLmE)

234 Matt Dillon in Something About Mary is just brilliant.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:21 PM (AzW6q)

235 169 I've never understood how guys like this get so popular. He's barely a scientist at any level (like Carl Sagan) but somehow he's promoted as a voice of science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Why, it's almost like the teevee industry has low standards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (+lVUW)

236 Best of Bread is a pantydropper album.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (QLvwG)

237 Everybody knows Ashley Watson's a ho. Everybody.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (hjaPQ)

238 I love science. And by science, I mean pussy.

Posted by: Nail Dat'Ass Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (RVcmP)

239 Looks like his Ph.D. thesis was "A study of the abundance distributions along the minor axis of the Galactic bulge" which, I mean... come on, now.

http://tinyurl.com/ya72tx56

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (t+qrx)

240 Rajesh Koothrapali, ese!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

241 Neil shouldn't have worn that Tyson Meats t-shirt when he met up with that woman.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (ABjxW)

242 Neil's ass is Grass.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (ZoDuK)

243 Yeah, who appointed Michio Kaku as the obviously
Asian spokesmutt for science? He isn't fit to tickle Mr. Sulu's
shriveled 'nads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


But he has such a pretty hairdo!

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (T6t7i)

244 Big, if true:

NPR reports that Barron Trump is Putin's lovechild.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

245 225
I see the Frogs are hopping mad about new GW taxes...in case no one said it in the Frenchie thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Its not the taxes; they passed a law that everyone has to use deodorant.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:20 PM (kBI9E)

I WILL NOT shave under my arms!!
*throws Molotov cocktail*

Posted by: Stinky frog chick at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (+6jVU)

246 Whatever he is as a scientist he is a nasty,arrogant pos.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (BXMxN)

247 I see what went wrong. He offered her wine instead of gin.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

248 Why, it's as if these new "rules" are conditionally applicable, with the condition being usefulness to the left.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (87EdW)

249 Best of Bread is a pantydropper album.


Gheys wear panties?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:24 PM (fuK7c)

250 Levin now talking about the CRTV - Blaze merger.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:24 PM (Whlww)

251 242
Neil's ass is Grass.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (ZoDuK)

heh...and how did I not see that coming.

Posted by: Stinky frog chick at December 03, 2018 06:24 PM (+6jVU)

252 Tried I think last week to find out if Aunt Ruthy is gettingb to court or still out,found nothing. Even tried to see what cases are going on now.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 06:24 PM (/rm4P)

253 >>>I see what went wrong. He offered her wine instead of gin.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)<<<

Ass champagne.

It gets 'em every time.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at December 03, 2018 06:24 PM (dEfTh)

254 He had a mustard stain in the shape of Uranus on his wife beater.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (aCNZ6)

255 243 Yeah, who appointed Michio Kaku as the obviously
Asian spokesmutt for science? He isn't fit to tickle Mr. Sulu's
shriveled 'nads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

But he has such a pretty hairdo!
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (T6t7i)

That's the other go to Science Guy. Every damn time.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

257 Neil must be heard!

Posted by: Jeb 'short straw' Bush at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (yhf6w)

258 SC Mueller came out of his house today, and saw his shadow!

Get your popcorn ready!

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

259 Gotta say that I believe Tyson on these accusations.


I think they make him look foolish a lot more than criminal, but, hey, this is the game of the Left, let them be forced to play it.

Except for the drugging allegations, that is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

260 44 Oh, this post facto accusation crap is horrific.
But they wrote the script.
Bwahaha
Posted by: dagny

So true. If they'd had any brains at all, they would have understood that what they did to Kavanaugh would come back and bite them in the butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (+lVUW)

261 Astronomer? Who cares...

The Left really only cares about Astrology, and how your crystals are vibrating!

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (NgKpN)

262 oops/

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

263

He put on some Nina Simone? I thought he was trying to lure a girl-type female of personage.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (HaL55)

264 Man, this Tyson guy, give him an inch and the next thing you know, he's biting your ear off.


What?


Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (tfbws)

265 I use the Scientific Method.

Posted by: Nail Dat'Ass Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (RVcmP)

266 Alex Haig is dead, but very much in charge, here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:14

LOL, so who the heck was it? Had to be high ranking where he was sitting.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:25 PM (yJ1e6)

267 Thanks for the updates on Grammie! Not the best news in the world, but getting out of the hospital is excellent news ... and Grammie as a pirate is easy to imagine! ::evil grin::

Prayers will continue, but it sounds like the emergency novenas helped a lot.

Posted by: empire1 at December 03, 2018 06:26 PM (YNw1T)

268 246 Whatever he is as a scientist he is a nasty,arrogant pos.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 06:23 PM (BXMxN)


Milo had an article in Breitbart about him several years ago. Pointed out that he had to drop out of UT and go somewhere else to get his PHD. He blamed it on racism. But apparently he was spending a lot of nights playing in bands instead of you know focusing on his graduate degree.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2018 06:26 PM (WaxcS)

269 Hey baby, why don't you demonstrate Fleming's right hand rule ... on mah dick.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:26 PM (/qEW2)

270 Gin and juice make ho get loose.

Posted by: Snoop de Grass Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:26 PM (nDe2U)

271 Why would anyone hire a woman for anything lol?

The important thing going forward is to make every woman in the workplace pay a price for this stuff. No more mentoring, no more help, no more trips for business, no more promotions.

If you can get it into the head of the women who aren't pulling cutesy stunts that other women are responsible for their inability to get ahead, they'll deal with the problem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2018 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

272 244 Big, if true:

NPR reports that Barron Trump is Putin's lovechild.
Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

Bah, Baron is WAY too tall...

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

273 Now every time I hear "Baby It's Cold Outside" I can't help but picture NDT in a tank top about trying to do that Native American handshake thing with an intern.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (Sk/5h)

274
NPR reports that Barron Trump is Putin's lovechild.
Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

Bah, Baron is WAY too tall...
Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

Does Barron like ride tiger?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (aCNZ6)

275 NPR reports that Barron Trump is Putin's lovechild.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

Unpossible. Look at pictures of young Donald Trump and the resemblance to Barron is eerie. Barron is the child who looks the most like his father. Pretty weird when it's Trump's youngest child.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

276 274
NPR reports that Barron Trump is Putin's lovechild.
Posted by: Thought Leader at December 03, 2018 06:22 PM (AzW6q)

Bah, Baron is WAY too tall...
Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

Does Barron like ride tiger?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (aCNZ6)

Putin is like 5' 7"

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

277 Did the defendant at any time break into a rendition of 'Baby, I'm-a want you?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

278 Old McSpringsteen says Trump wins re-election in 2020, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

Just old Bruce crying out for relevance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I suppose he still has some sort of a career. A lot of the celebrities who attack Trump on Twitter are has beens that no one cares about anymore. Alyssa Milano, Cher, Bette Middler. I think that a lot of this is a pathetic need for attention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (+lVUW)

279 273 Now every time I hear "Baby It's Cold Outside" I can't help but picture NDT in a tank top about trying to do that Native American handshake thing with an intern.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (Sk/5h)



I WILL NOT let you ruin that song for me.

Heard it first in Elf.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (NLLmE)

280 When I radiate sexuality it's always in the form of helium, because I'm an alpha male, honey.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2)

281 Putin is like 5' 7"

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

Really? He is a shortie..for a guy.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

282 Here's Milo's article about Tyson at Breitbart.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4u7nb4

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (WaxcS)

283 Unpossible. Look at pictures of young Donald Trump and the resemblance to Barron is eerie. Barron is the child who looks the most like his father. Pretty weird when it's Trump's youngest child.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

Hmmm... proof of cloning technology?

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (NgKpN)

284 All up in that planetary nebula~

Posted by: Neil... at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (yhf6w)

285 Tyson spoke about the stresses of his job and how he needed a "release."

No release. Bail is denied.

Posted by: Da Judge at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (Z1eux)

286 Does anybody know if the Horde guy is appearing on Jeopardy ! this week ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (kBI9E)

287
I WILL NOT let you ruin that song for me.

Heard it first in Elf.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (NLLmE)

When I hear it now, I picture Zooey in the shower.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (ABjxW)

288 Neil has reached the point of no return. He'll get spit out the other side sporting a goatee and getting zapped with his agonizer by Mirror Universe Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: A black hole at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

289 279 273 Now every time I hear "Baby It's Cold Outside" I can't help but picture NDT in a tank top about trying to do that Native American handshake thing with an intern.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 03, 2018 06:27 PM (Sk/5h)


I WILL NOT let you ruin that song for me.

Heard it first in Elf.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (NLLmE)

Best rendition? Brian Setzer, and Ann Margaret.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

290 Does anybody know if the Horde guy is appearing on Jeopardy ! this week ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM

End of January.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (e7O7B)

291 When I hear it now, I picture Zooey in the shower.
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (ABjxW)


That's it.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:31 PM (NLLmE)

292 290 Does anybody know if the Horde guy is appearing on Jeopardy ! this week ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM

End of January.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:30 PM (e7O7B)

Air date is January 25 I believe.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

293 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

294 Best rendition? Brian Setzer


Setzer needs to learn discipline. He starts out so well on a standard, and then he wanders off into bebop.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (T6t7i)

295 281 Putin is like 5' 7"

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

Really? He is a shortie..for a guy.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

I'm not much taller than he is.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

296 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.


#MeToo

Posted by: Dolly Madison at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

297 Fox already had a pretty bad rep
This will not help

Posted by: Yes at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (2/gPo)

298 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.


#MeToo

Posted by: Sara Lee at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

299 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert
-----
He just abuses his employees in nonsexual ways. Nithing to see, move along.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (tfbws)

300 Air date is January 25 I believe.

THAT long ?

The final Jeopardy question must be a real poser.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (kBI9E)

301 293 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

Trucker don't give a shit who's working the truck stop glory hole.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (ABjxW)

302 G string theory for the win...

Posted by: Neil... at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (yhf6w)

303 Just read the thread heading on the Paris riots, reading Michael Walsh now about it too. Prager had a French media critic this afternoon and he said they are getting worse every week.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (/rm4P)

304 'm not much taller than he is.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

Well, I am way shorter than Putin so you'll be amazingly tall to me.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

305 Setzer needs to learn discipline. He starts out so well on a standard, and then he wanders off into bebop.
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (T6t7i)

You say that like its a bad thing... LOL

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

306 252. doesn't SCOTUS have its own website?

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (Whlww)

307 Jabba Moore , into kinky chain action.... and squirmy tentacle food...

Posted by: kraken at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (ffWPP)

308 198 If he were a good astrophysicist, you would have heard about him before the planetarium gig.


Uh huh. Like there are astrophysicist playing cards.

Name the current world's best astrophysicist.

Brian May is cheating.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:15 PM (fuK7c)

Dunno, but I've seen several in Documentaries, and Susskind's lectures on physics on youtube are pretty great even though he ripe and a loony progressive.

Carver Mead is pretty interesting even though I don't know what I'm reading well over half the time.

Those guys are older though.

3blue1brown and others on youtube have some great explanations of physics via math that I wish had been around when I was younger.

Is Tyson a competent physicist? OK, sure.
Is he a diversity hire when there are other authorities that could do just as well if not better? You bet your ass.
So take your condescension and fuck right off.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (zUD19)

309 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert

You're assuming he has an actual penis.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (T6t7i)

310 Can we has celebrity death match between NGT and Bil Nye.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (9dzlp)

311 I suppose he still has some sort of a career. A lot of the celebrities who attack Trump on Twitter are has beens that no one cares about anymore. Alyssa Milano, Cher, Bette Middler. I think that a lot of this is a pathetic need for attention.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2018 06:28 PM (+lVUW)


Still can't believe Ron Perlman tweeting about urinating on his hands. That's not going to get him any favorable attention.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (/qEW2)

312 -
--
getting zapped with his agonizer by Mirror Universe Stephen Hawking.

----------------------------------

That's me, asshole! I guess we all look alike to you.

Posted by: Captain Pike, furiously blinking at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (RVcmP)

313 304 'm not much taller than he is.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

Well, I am way shorter than Putin so you'll be amazingly tall to me.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

Eh. It is what it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

314 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert
-----
He just abuses his employees in nonsexual ways. Nithing to see, move along.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

He eats their lunches.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (kBI9E)

315 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.

The body odor and flies scare women away before they're close enough for him to touch.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (aCNZ6)

316 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.



#MeToo

Posted by: Betty Crocker at December 03, 2018 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

317 Tyson Phd., is a member of a protected class, the intellectual class, and the ruling class _ can't touch that.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 06:34 PM (ORnFV)

318 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert .


#MeToo

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at December 03, 2018 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

319 You just know that NDT had his place fixed up like Bill Bixby's trailer in the movie Speedway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:34 PM (QLvwG)

320 You think Broseidon will drop horde code phrases?

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 06:35 PM (BXMxN)

321 So take your condescension and fuck right off.


Oh, aren't you adorable. Well played.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:35 PM (fuK7c)

322 Why are Cosmos staff investigating this, instead of police?

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 06:35 PM (Kj9vA)

323 Every celebrity will eventually get accused, no telling how many have paid off blackmailers.

Considering this group is like 95% Leftist and actively fan these flames, can't say I feel sorry for them having to play by their own rules

Posted by: Blago at December 03, 2018 06:36 PM (UfkIY)

324
Yeah, a socialist wins the Presidency in France, has approval ratings half that of Donald Trump, the country is in open revolt against higher taxes, is burning every weekend, and the next election in this country will be a nail-biting down-to-the-wire event.

How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:36 PM (e7O7B)

325 320 You think Broseidon will drop horde code phrases?
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 06:35 PM (BXMxN)

He's already mentioned he didn't get a chance. He had something lined up but the segue he thought he'd have never materialized.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

326 off Frog chick...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 06:36 PM (+6jVU)

327 You think Broseidon will drop horde code phrases?


He said he tried but Alex asked him an unanticipated question and he couldn't work it in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (fuK7c)

328 Now I imagine the whole right wing will also demand more evidence you know like when Ray Moore was accused

Posted by: Yes at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (2/gPo)

329 I'm starting to think that they're all guilty of sexual misconduct and have a lottery to decide who gets ostracized.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (T9f3V)

330 Alex Trebeck is so smug with all the answers right there.


Trebeck.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 06:38 PM (NLLmE)

331 off Frog chick...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

AHA !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:38 PM (kBI9E)

332 328
Now I imagine the whole right wing will also demand more evidence you know like when Ray Moore was accused

Posted by: Yes



Why does it matter to you? I was assured that if this wasn't a criminal trial, there were effectively no rules of evidence, and a man's life could be destroyed. Were you lying then, or now?

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:39 PM (T6t7i)

333 Let's play some easy-listening Sagan and get comfortable, baby. Does Sagan turn you on as much as he does me? Let me tell you about my billions and billions of sperm.

Posted by: Nail Dat'Ass Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:39 PM (RVcmP)

334 I say that GLOBAL WARMING made him do it, therefore we don't need no stinkin' evidence!

Posted by: gastorgrab at December 03, 2018 06:39 PM (u6OFe)

335 He said he tried but Alex asked him an unanticipated question and he couldn't work it in.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

So, he couldn't yell "BUNGA-BUNGA !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:39 PM (kBI9E)

336 320 You think Broseidon will drop horde code phrases?

i'm hoping he advertises his ORGASM initiative.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (NmR1a)

337 329 I'm starting to think that they're all guilty of sexual misconduct and have a lottery to decide who gets ostracized.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (T9f3V)

I would venture to say that at one time or another, almost ANY Man made an unwanted advance.

Because you don't really know if an advance is unwanted or not, until rebuffed.

Now, some ARE clearly over the line, but if she comes to your apartment at 10:30 at night? to 'unwind'? Some of that is on her.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

338 When I radiate sexuality it's always in the form of helium, because I'm an alpha male, honey.

Well, that led to an unexpected trip thru Wiki-land. Now I know (or think I know) why the earth has any helium left, and how a helium factory can work.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (QrTqV)

339
I remember when Cosmo answered such burning questions as 'does size matter'?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (e7O7B)

340 280
When I radiate sexuality it's always in the form of helium, because I'm an alpha male, honey.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2)

I like this one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (+6jVU)

341 Does anybody know if the Horde guy is appearing on Jeopardy ! this week ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:29

I think he said Jan. 25.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (yJ1e6)

342 Can we has celebrity death match between NGT and Bil Nye.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (9dzlp)


But they're co-conspirators. They even did a show together. It's more likely you'll get a ghey pr0n video.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 06:40 PM (/qEW2)

343

Via Free Beacon:

Senior U.S. officials confirmed early Monday that Iran has successfully test-fired multiple nuclear-capable missiles in violation of United Nations restrictions on such activity, drawing a fierce reaction from the Trump administration, which will pressure European leaders this week to take immediate action aimed at countering Irans latest military moves.

But yeah, lets keep talking about Saudi Arabia and empower Iran.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (bim/x)

344 321 So take your condescension and fuck right off.

Oh, aren't you adorable. Well played.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:35 PM (fuK7c)

Thank you.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (zUD19)

345 334 I say that GLOBAL WARMING made him do it, therefore we don't need no stinkin' evidence!
Posted by: gastorgrab at December 03, 2018 06:39 PM (u6OFe)

No, if its like Global Warmering, then the evidence is fabricated decades later...

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

346 "The REALLY real Cosmo was Jonah's dead dog.

RIP Cosmo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK "


Cosmo The Wonder Dog was the only reason I put up with JG as long as I did.

RIP, Cosmo.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (KVMek)

347 Well, I am way shorter than Putin so you'll be amazingly tall to me.

Pocket size girls are cute

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

348 136 The key to cheesy seduction techniques is that women will fall for them *if* they've already decided they want to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


That is perceptive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2018 06:42 PM (+lVUW)

349 Can we has celebrity death match between NGT and Bil Nye.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (9dzlp)

Nye's mother was a code breaker during WW2

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:42 PM (bim/x)

350 328 Now I imagine the whole right wing will also demand more evidence you know like when Ray Moore was accused
Posted by: Yes at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (2/gPo)
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Considering you leftists live in the world of make-believe, you just go right on imagining.

In other words, as you were.

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 06:43 PM (qC1Sy)

351 >>>You think Broseidon will drop horde code phrases?


He said he tried but Alex asked him an unanticipated question and he couldn't work it in.Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:37 PM (fuK7c)<<<



After he's victorious, he should announce that his winnings are going to buy a helluva lot of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 06:43 PM (dEfTh)

352 I was a Code Talker during the war.

Posted by: Liz Warren at December 03, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

353 347 Well, I am way shorter than Putin so you'll be amazingly tall to me.

Pocket size girls are cute
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

New Dulcinea is 5' 7", same as Putin...

She'd get a kick out of it if I point it out...


Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

354 347 Well, I am way shorter than Putin so you'll be amazingly tall to me.

Pocket size girls are cute
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

355 http://www.thediplomad.com
On Bush 41
Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 06:44 PM (/rm4P)

356 Nye's mother was a code breaker during WW2


Which side?

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at December 03, 2018 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

357 Liz Warren, Last of the Wantabes

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 06:45 PM (/rm4P)

358 But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.

Posted by: Insomniac


Midget, please. I'm 5'10", and happily married for 32 years.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (T6t7i)

359 Yeah, anyway, the photo in a previous thread was taken in England. The Police Chick's bowler-ette hat is the Dead Giveaway, as well as the checkered pattern

Most police in France are 'Police Nationale', with their vehicles and jackets saying "Police". Most uniformed police in France are Police Nationale

The 'Police Judiciare' are a small elite-ish section who gather evidence and boil frogs...

the Gendarmes are an entirely separate organization under the Army and / or Interior Ministry ( depending on how much Merde is hitting le Fan ).

The uniforms are almost the same as the Police Nationale, but their vehicles and jackets have "Gendarmes" instead of "Police"

The gendarmes are stationed throughout France in towns and rural areas, while the Police Nationale are in the cities. If you see Gendarmes and police in the same area, a Lot of Merde is going down



Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (9HuGt)

360 315 How come there has been no #metoo allegations against Michael Moore? That fat creep looks like a pervert.
*********************

The body odor and flies scare women away before they're close enough for him to touch.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (aCNZ6)
*********************************


He told the little boys he would sit on them if they told.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (ORnFV)

361 #MeToo
Posted by: Betty Crocker at December 03, 2018 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

Funny, funny horde.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (1JpTT)

362 Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (T6t7i)

Lucky you. And don't fucking call me a midget.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

363 Nye's mother was a code breaker during WW2


Which side?
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at December 03, 2018 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

Seriously she, and many other women, did a bulk of the work breaking both the Jap and German Codes during WW2

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (bim/x)

364 Pocket size girls are cute

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:41 PM


They also get to wear six inch platform heels without towering over their boyfriends.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (e7O7B)

365 I'd agree that almost all women want a Man who is taller than she is, plus heals.

But I've never met one who put a number on it past that.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

366 I don't see how guys under six feet call can look at themselves in the mirror.

I mean, really, are there mirrors down there?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (fuK7c)

367 "349 Can we has celebrity death match between NGT and Bil Nye.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 06:33 PM (9dzlp) "


As long as it's held in the Hyena Pit, sure thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (KVMek)

368 I don't see how guys under six feet call can look at themselves in the mirror.

I mean, really, are there mirrors down there?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 06:47 PM (fuK7c)

Keep digging bud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (bim/x)

369 362
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (T6t7i)



Lucky you. And don't fucking call me a midget.

Posted by: Insomniac



Midget, midget, midget.....

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (T6t7i)

370 >>Midget, please. I'm 5'10", and happily married for 32 years.

You didn't specify man or woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

371 Those of you who won the genetic lottery and act like it's due to some personal achievement can get bent.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

372 104 #WeWasPlanets

- Pluto and X
Posted by: Undocumented at December 03, 2018 06:01 PM (Dhcvl)

Unfortunately, I was eating some crackers when I read this. The verb is excellent.

Posted by: m at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (Kj9vA)

373
359 Yeah, anyway, the photo in a previous thread was taken in England. The Police Chick's bowler-ette hat is the Dead Giveaway, as well as the checkered pattern


You are refering to the "We want Trump!" chanting video, yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (XdWyA)

374 But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.

Its as fair as guys who reject girls with breasts that are "too small"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

375 370
>>Midget, please. I'm 5'10", and happily married for 32 years.



You didn't specify man or woman.

Posted by: JackStraw



You assume a species?

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (T6t7i)

376 But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:44 PM (NWiLs)
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Eh, in my experience, gals like guys who are cool and swoon over guys who can cook.

Sense of humor too, which you've got in spades.

If you're not sure of the cooking part, I have a cookbook I can recommend.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (qC1Sy)

377 You're a fucking asshole, pep.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

378 I just want a gal whose boobs are bigger than mine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (QLvwG)

379 I'd agree that almost all women want a Man who is taller than she is, plus heals.

So they want a man to lay hands on her.

There's the rub.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (kBI9E)

380 369 362
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:46 PM (T6t7i)



Lucky you. And don't fucking call me a midget.

Posted by: Insomniac


Midget, midget, midget.....
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (T6t7i)

Peck!

Posted by: Mad Mardigan... at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

381 I'm same height as Putin. My girlfriend is 5'11". It rocks to be me.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (1JpTT)

382 ]377
You're a fucking asshole, pep.

Posted by: Insomniac


True, but one of average height.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:50 PM (T6t7i)

383 Native American handshake

-
Pretend this is my hand and shake it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

384 Those of you who won the genetic lottery and act like it's due to some personal achievement can get bent.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)


*raises hand*

Everyone posting here won the genetic lottery.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

385 Those of you who won the genetic lottery and act like it's due to some personal achievement can get bent.

That never has made sense to me. Girls will say to me "you're so tall" like its a personal achievement.

Yeah baby. Hours each day on the rack, talling myself. I worked hard at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

386 374 But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.

Its as fair as guys who reject girls with breasts that are "too small"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

Very true, because as we age, us Men suddenly discover the Sag Factor...


One reason I prefer slender and petite...

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

387 Look at it this way, Insomniac. If I didn't live when I do, I'd be lion chow long before now. My eyesight sucks.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:52 PM (T6t7i)

388 381 I'm same height as Putin. My girlfriend is 5'11". It rocks to be me.
Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2018 06:49 PM (1JpTT)

/puts out his Fist for a Bump

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

389 Eh, whatever. Just one more reason why I belong in a landfill. There are plenty of others.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

390

But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.

IIRC, average male height it 5' 8". Which I was when I was 28.


Gravity has taken its toll. I'm now the same tallness as Nick Saban.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 06:54 PM (HaL55)

391 387 Look at it this way, Insomniac. If I didn't live when I do, I'd be lion chow long before now. My eyesight sucks.
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:52 PM (T6t7i)
-------------------

You and me both.

Doctors managed to save me, though, after almost killing me a couple of times.

And people wonder why I don't care for doctors...

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 06:54 PM (qC1Sy)

392 Eh, whatever. Just one more reason why I belong in a landfill

Sometimes, you can find a bite of a sandwich.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 06:55 PM (kBI9E)

393 Winter in coming. Fat guys are getting seasonally popular. Girth is in!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:55 PM (QLvwG)

394 Ohhh. Lizzie has a sadz.

Elizabeth Warren Laments That Former Soviet Countries Rapidly Embraced Private Property After USSR Collapsed . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)

395 But girls detest guys who are under six feet. Which statistically is the vast majority.
Posted by: Insomniac

Midget, please. I'm 5'10", and happily married for 32 years.
Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 06:46

LOL, I'm 5'11.75. Still md to gal that's 5'8" for 7 yrs. By coincidence one my favorite lyrists, Jim Steiman is the same height, he's joked about not making 6'.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM (yJ1e6)

396 Eh, in my experience, gals like guys who are cool and swoon over guys who can cook.

Money. You left off money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM (39g3+)

397 Sagging can be controlled to some extent. I was engaged to a girl who wore a bra obsessively, even to bed. She had perky boobs at 35, so apparently it was working. Too bad she didn't spent as much time not being a lying whore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+)

398 Winter in coming. Fat guys are getting seasonally popular. Girth is in!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 06:55 PM


Girth in the southern hemisphere if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:58 PM (e7O7B)

399 397 Sagging can be controlled to some extent. I was engaged to a girl who wore a bra obsessively, even to bed. She had perky boobs at 35, so apparently it was working. Too bad she didn't spent as much time not being a lying whore.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+)

That really sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

400 "Elizabeth Warren Laments That Former Soviet Countries Rapidly Embraced Private Property After USSR Collapsed . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM (+y/Ru) "


Classic !

Link ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 03, 2018 06:59 PM (KVMek)

401 Yeah baby. Hours each day on the rack, talling myself. I worked hard at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)
*********************

Coach of vertically challenged HS - Some taller students who were better suited to FB would spend the day flat footing off the curb before being measured.

The shorter boys who were better suited to BB would spend the day hanging from the pull up bars before being measured.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 07:00 PM (ORnFV)

402 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 03, 2018 07:00 PM (KVMek)

403 Classic !

Link ?

-

WZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

404 Money. You left off money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM (39g3+)

-------------------

Lots of money will overcome lack of height, humor and, well, just about every shortcoming a person can have.

If one doesn't have FU money, well, humor, cooking skills and cool will work pretty well.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 07:02 PM (qC1Sy)

405 LOL, I'm 5'11.75. Still md to gal that's 5'8" for 7 yrs. By coincidence one my favorite lyrists, Jim Steiman is the same height, he's joked about not making 6'.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM


I went to get my drivers license renewed a while back. Mentioned that I had grown over an inch after I turned 16 and got my first license. He took my word for it an changed height on my license.

Go for it. The worst that could happen is they line you up against a brick wall and shoot you.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 07:02 PM (e7O7B)

406 Girth in the southern hemisphere if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 06:58 PM (e7O7B)

It's more equatorially distributed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 07:04 PM (QLvwG)

407 Everyone posting here won the genetic lottery.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 06:50

True dat. More brain cells than the leftist idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 07:05 PM (yJ1e6)

408 Putting the "ass" in astrophysics!

Posted by: the Butcher at December 03, 2018 07:24 PM (DIosY)

409 LOL, I'm 5'11.75. Still md to gal that's 5'8" for 7 yrs. By coincidence one my favorite lyrists, Jim Steiman is the same height, he's joked about not making 6'.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 06:56 PM

I went to get my drivers license renewed a while back. Mentioned that I had grown over an inch after I turned 16 and got my first license. He took my word for it an changed height on my license.
Go for it. The worst that could happen is they line you up against a brick wall and shoot you.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 07:02


I don't cr eally if I'm ' or quarter inch under, prolly a bit more now at my age. That should have been...still md after 37 yrs, damn I might have to clean out this old puter.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 07:26 PM (yJ1e6)

410 Credibly Accused.

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at December 03, 2018 09:24 PM (iUWIJ)

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