Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/3/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"We have to rebuild, I think, the confidence of our own base. Then we have to win over a new generation of people to our philosophy. If we do the messaging well, we do the policy development well … I think we’ve got a great moment ahead of us to do that."
Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA)


Quote II

“But, ladies and gentlemen, let me explain something. When the president of the United States — Republican or Democrat, male or female, none of that matters — when the president of the United States, and I’d never met Mr. Trump until I met him as president- elect when he called me back for a job interview, when the president of the United States asked you to do something in America you just do it.” Defense Secretary James Mattis


Quote III

May I say in passing, I do not appreciate the ridicule directed at my friend Cory Booker for that proud declaration we all remember. He wasn’t just making it up. The DNA evidence — at a precise ratio of one over one-thousand-and-twenty-four — has now proven his noble Thracian ancestry," Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)


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Thinking outside of the box. Marketing virgin sex robots.

Questions about consent loom after tech brothel auctions off robot’s virginity for $10K

Sex robots are everywhere at the moment (not literally – you won’t find them marching down the street just yet), but figuratively, as a growing number of ‘robot brothels’ divide public opinion as they feel out the market in the US and Canada.


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Woke. But really not awake.

An NFL player caught on film pushing and kicking a woman at a Cleveland hotel happens to be a “woke” social justice warrior who protested the national anthem at a game last year.

During the playing of the anthem prior to the start of a game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Los Angeles Chargers on Sept. 24, 2017, Chiefs’ running back Kareem Hunt sat on a bench.


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It is about time that someone put their foot down on the anti-vaxx movement.

CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OH (WOIO) - A local school is now saying religious beliefs are no longer an excuse for refusing to have your child vaccinated. This coming as New York is experiencing a measles outbreak and there’s a chickenpox outbreak at a school in North Carolina.


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Goat Cat must have Linda Sarsour's tongue. Egyptian actress facing prison time.

An Egyptian actor could face up to five years in prison if found guilty of public obscenity for wearing a see-through dress that revealed her legs.

Rania Youssef, an actor and model known for her roles in Egyptian films and television shows, attended the closing ceremony of a film festival in Cairo wearing the black dress, which had a gauze skirt.

Her appearance at the event on Thursday caused instant debate on social media.

Users were divided, with some subjecting Ms Youssef to abuse, and others defending her right to wear the dress.


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How not to sell your vehicle on Craigslist?


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Does this fall into the category of Oooops or under the category of You Had One Job To Do?

New York State Attorney General Barbara Underwood has concluded that seven New York hospitals illegally billed rape survivors for their rape kits, at least 200 times, for sums ranging from $46 to $3,000, and then sent collections agents after survivors who could not pay.

New York law requires hospitals to bill the state's Office of Victim Services for rape kits; in addition to ensuring that rape kits are available regardless of ability to pay, the rule clears an impediment to reporting rape: women who bill their insurance for rape kits may fear stigma from their employers or families.


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New Jersey has a lousy reputation for its politicians. These two feral politicians don't help.

A Democratic New Jersey mayor brawled with a local councilman, a casino surveillance footage released on Thursday shows..

Atlantic City Mayor Frank Gilliam was caught on camera in a vicious fight with the city’s Councilman Jeffree Fauntleroy and other unidentified men outside at the Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino last month.

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The ONT Musical Interlude




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Fight to the death over pizza. Genius Award Winner.

CARY, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina teenager who strangled his mother after a disagreement over pizza has been sentenced to serve more than a decade in prison.

News outlets report that Arnav Uppalapati was sentenced Friday to spend between 12 years and 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to murdering his mother in 2015.

Prosecutors said Uppalapati angered his mother, Nalini Tellaprolu, after ordering a pizza. She slapped him and then he choked her to death.


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Co-workers chipping in to help one of their own. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Restaurant Dishwasher Has Car Stolen, Coworkers Buy Him A New One

A restaurant dishwasher had saved up for months to buy a car for his family, only to have it stolen.

When his coworkers found out, they pitched in and bought him a new one.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 12-2-2018

Top 10 commenters:
1 [503 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo' [70.62 posts/day]
2 [478 comments] 'Insomniac'
3 [450 comments] 'yankeefifth'
4 [375 comments] 'hogmartin'
5 [371 comments] 'runner'
6 [344 comments] 'Skip'
7 [318 comments] 'DamnedYankee'
8 [307 comments] 'Yudhishthira's Dice'
9 [304 comments] 'steevy'
10 [294 comments] 'Jane D'oh'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [129 names] 'Cogswell of Cogswell Cogs' [18.11 unique names/day]
2 [55 names] 'DamnedYankee'
3 [49 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
4 [48 names] 'Duncanthrax'
5 [32 names] 'Surfperch'
6 [31 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
7 [30 names] 'tu3031'
8 [24 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [24 names] 'Hands'
10 [23 names] 'davidt'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Okay now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (+pOTV)

2 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

3 Deuce?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (+pOTV)

4 hiya

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 09:59 PM (cS3Yq)

5 th!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (f3oO4)

6 Oh my. Top 10?


How has this happened?

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (fUnZ7)

7 The feel-good story was really nice. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (U5tDi)

8 Fuck. Too much commenting.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

9 *NINE!*

Prayers for Grammie Winger

Even after thirteen hours of sleep, I'm tired. Don't think I'll be awake much longer, so...

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 03, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

10 Thanks for the ONT.

And people say Ted Cruz has no sense of humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:01 PM (pKy3L)

11 If we do the messaging well

Bzzzt! 'Messaging'. You're a hugbox retard.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (NpvYf)

12 I want to live in that house in the picture. Out in the country, away from all the crazy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

13 Not on the wall, thank God. Last week 288 comments put me at #4.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (ffYR/)

14 8 Fuck. Too much commenting.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

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You're like the Fidel Castro of blog commenting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (+pOTV)

15 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (xPNLF)

16 And as far as the anti-vaxxer movement: Nature will put her foot down in due time if people do not wise the hell up.

I remember pictures in text books of polio rooms where they had row upon row of kids in iron lungs. Think about that for a minute, morons.

Thank God the generation before mine had their shit in order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (pKy3L)

17 I want to live in that house in the picture. Out in the country, away from all the crazy.

Posted by:Jewells45
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Can't ya just feel the fresh breeze blowing through the upstairs window? Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (9rIkM)

18 You're like the Fidel Castro of blog commenting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (+pOTV)

I'm not sure what that means. I have a beard but despise communism.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

19 Niters Slap.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (MRWHf)

20 ONT! ONT!
yo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (438dO)

21 Quora got hacked

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (XZ3Gp)

22 Not much talk about me today. Is it because that old president guy died?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (sf1AO)

23 Night Slap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)

24 good evening

Posted by: wing at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

25 Thank you for the Christmas music, MisHum!

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (cS3Yq)

26 MisHum, I really appreciate the American Flag themed pictures and never get tired of them, I guess I'm old-fashioned that way.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (f3oO4)

27 18 You're like the Fidel Castro of blog commenting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (+pOTV)

I'm not sure what that means. I have a beard but despise communism.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

Could mean you are a world class Lothario to poor star struck lib chicks.

I was going to go for 'The Idi Amin of AOSHQ.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (pKy3L)

28 Thanks Mis Hum. I'm gonna just say "hi" and go back to read the content.

Yeah, really, I'm gonna read the content.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (RfzVr)

29 The 21st is my endodontist appt.

Only took two months.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (MRWHf)

30 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (pKy3L)

31 22; Another moon landing. Didn't you hear?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (KP5rU)

32 I just got a notice of more cases of whooping cough at my kids school. I think it's a combo of anti-vaccers and illegal invaders.

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)

33 Gotta love VA.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (MRWHf)

34 Can't ya just feel the fresh breeze blowing through the upstairs window? Nice!

Yes.. Or sitting on the porch in a porch swing with a nice tall glass of iced tea listening to the birds sing. My only dream and it will never happen

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

35 21 Quora got hacked
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (XZ3Gp)

What the hell did a certain commenter who will remain nameless do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (DZhfR)

36 Once. Twice. Thrace.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (aKsyK)

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18 You're like the Fidel Castro of blog commenting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:02 PM (+pOTV)

I'm not sure what that means. I have a beard but despise communism.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

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It's the fatigues. That's what I meant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (+pOTV)

38 The DNA evidence at a precise ratio of one over one-thousand-and-twenty-four has now proven his noble Thracian ancestry

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Like that's, um....really cool. I didn't like know that um....Sen Booker was like part...uh alien? That's like so awesome. I knew uh...we weren't like alone and stuff.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (cRkMZ)

39 For fun: test your white privilege here:

https://tinyurl.com/ydz5nt6t

/I'm a 19. What do I win?

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (fUnZ7)

40 Could mean you are a world class Lothario to poor star struck lib chicks.

I was going to go for 'The Idi Amin of AOSHQ.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (pKy3L)

I'm not a world class anything other than a failure and a cautionary tale. I think Cannibal Bob would be more in synch with Idi Amin.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

41 Time to fire up the Nina Simone and pour myself a nice glass of fine wine. Join me, baby?

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (sf1AO)

42 New York State Attorney General Barbara Underwood has concluded that seven New York hospitals illegally billed rape survivors for their rape kits, at least 200 times, for sums ranging from $46 to $3,000, and then sent collections agents after survivors who could not pay.

Such scum. Hospitals no less. Yes, sign me up for more government run healthcare.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (sM+h7)

43 Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (sf1AO)

Oh no honey.. it's because you aren't worth the trouble.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

44 That house in the top picture is really nice. Looks like a grand old Southern mansion.

Posted by: ALH at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (cS3Yq)

45 Could someone explain to me that crack about Thrace? Is Cory Booker the next Emperor Maximin?

... Ben?

Posted by: Peter North at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

46
I was going to go for 'The Idi Amin of AOSHQ.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (pKy3L)

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The Pol Pot of conservatve blogdom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (+pOTV)

47 /soq

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

48 The 21st is my endodontist appt.



Only took two months.
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I know someone who has been trying to get a sleep study done for over 3 months.

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (fUnZ7)

49
Check Engine light in Her Majesty's car comes on. Her Majesty insists it be fixed. I end up being the guy to take it in. Problem is expensively repaired. I go to pick the car up. One minute after leaving, the light comes back on. Back to the repair place. They installed a defective part. Back there tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (LsBY9)

50
What the hell did a certain commenter who will remain nameless do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (DZhfR)

sold everyone 's info to Russian bots duh

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (XZ3Gp)

51 I know that Ted Cruz is thought of as being stodgy, but that was both a funny and clever comment about Cory Spartacus Booker, whom I have the disadvantage of being represented in the Senate by.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (AllCR)

52 excellent ONT, as usual, Mis Hum, and bonus points for keeping me off the wall of shame!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (GBteo)

53 /I'm a 19. What do I win?
Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (fUnZ7)

Go directly to the camps, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (f3oO4)

54 26 MisHum, I really appreciate the American Flag themed pictures and never get tired of them, I guess I'm old-fashioned that way.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (f3oO4)

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Pity that the flag is now a symbol of hate to half the country.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (MRWHf)

55 And people say Ted Cruz has no sense of humor.

He must be a blast at parties.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (DCYln)

56 Did the Clinton's or Oblama's make it up to say hey to GHW yet?

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (K22Va)

57 "I have a beard"

I hope she's cuter than Michelle. At least.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

58 45 Could someone explain to me that crack about Thrace? Is Cory Booker the next Emperor Maximin?

... Ben?
Posted by: Peter North at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SPARTACUS WAS A THRACIAN, CORY BOOKER SAID HE WAS SPARTACUS, AND 1/1024TH IS THE NEW THRESHOLD PER ELIZABETH WARREN'S DNA TEST.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

59 >>>May I say in passing, I do not appreciate the ridicule directed at my friend Cory Booker for that proud declaration we all remember. He wasn't just making it up. The DNA evidence - at a precise ratio of one over one-thousand-and-twenty-four - has now proven his noble Thracian ancestry," Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)<<<



Oh, I've got a lot more Greek in me.

Posted by: Corey "Spartacass" Booker at December 03, 2018 10:09 PM (dEfTh)

60 The Pol Pot of conservatve blogdom?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (+pOTV)

The Mao Tse Dung of Bird Friendly Commentors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:09 PM (pKy3L)

61 ... ohhh, it's a Spartacus ref.

Thank you Fen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (ykYG2)

62 Anti vaxxers depend upon herd immunity to protect their kids.
Uh... bringing in thousands of unvaccinated disease ridden scum isn't going to help. It never gets talked up much and certainly not on national news shows but the third world diseases are making a big comeback.
Polio, lice borne stuff, all the flavors of Hepatitus. I can't wait for cholera to break out. That invasion stuck in Tijuana right now is a stone set up for that plus every other communicable thing known to man.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (+TuXx)

63 57 "I have a beard"

I hope she's cuter than Michelle. At least.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

I'm straight, but that's purely academic anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

64 And ANOTHER great ONT!!!!

Now to go read some of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (0tfLf)

65
Happening tomorrow (or Wednesday): accuser of Phil Murphy aide for rape goes before the public. Dims, of course. Any one outside of the SE PA / NJ media markets hear of this? Anyone?

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/
new-jersey/governor/2018/10/15/
phil-murphy-aide-sexual-assault-allegation-who-knew-what-when/
1644454002/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (XdWyA)

66 Pity that the flag is now a symbol of hate to half the country.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (MRWHf)

Yet, NONE of them ever leave to go to a socialist paradise!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (f3oO4)

67 The Vlad Tepes of incisive penetrating political commentary?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (+pOTV)

68 Pity that the flag is now a symbol of hate to half the country.

Everything is a symbol of hate to them. Their loss. All the pictures with a flag have been quite nice.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (nIvDu)

69 Twitter unsubstantiated Hannity breaking: Corsi suing Mueller, says he was threatened with life in prison if he didn't lie under oath.

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (fUnZ7)

70 Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (fUnZ7)

Hmmm, 28. Still an F.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (PF4TZ)

71 Back on the Wall of Shame!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (tYPH9)

72 MisHum, I really appreciate the American Flag themed pictures and never get tired of them, I guess I'm old-fashioned that way.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (f3oO4)


The only people triggered by the US flag are enemies of the United States. Period. Foreign, domestic, doesn't matter. They're the enemy of my Country and we should eradicate them with DDT. For my feelz and the irony. But mostly for the irony.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (Y8PSl)

73 Revision: Hannity substantiated story. Corsi files criminal complaint against Mueller.

/sigh. Why can't Shibumi read?

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (fUnZ7)

74 67 The Vlad Tepes of incisive penetrating political commentary?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (+pOTV)

The Ed Gein of the coat room on the Cuck cruise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (pKy3L)

75 I think it's a combo of anti-vaccers and illegal invaders.
Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018

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But mostly illegal invaders.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2018 10:12 PM (0tfLf)

76 You can follow links to that Egyptian chick.

The dress not so racy as all that.

But she has vast...tracts of land.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 10:13 PM (ZfRYq)

77 Twitter unsubstantiated Hannity breaking: Corsi suing Mueller, says he was threatened with life in prison if he didn't lie under oath.
Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:11 PM (fUnZ7)

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I don't doubt Corsi for even a second when it comes to Mewler. Evil scumbag.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:13 PM (ffYR/)

78 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (+TuXx)

The unvaccinated third world is a Petri dish for communicable diseases, survival of the fittest is going to be a stone cold bitch!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:13 PM (f3oO4)

79 That house in the first picture looks just about perfect.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2018 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

80
Her Majesty is not a citizen but insists we fly the flag every day. She's a real patriot (not one of those New England goniffs).


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 10:14 PM (LsBY9)

81
For fun: test your white privilege here:



https://tinyurl.com/ydz5nt6t



/I'm a 19. What do I win?

Posted by: shibumi
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scored 13.. older.. and meh on the devout Christian thing..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:15 PM (438dO)

82 What the hell did a certain commenter who will remain nameless do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (DZhfR)

sold everyone 's info to Russian bots duh
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (XZ3Gp)

Iz true, blyat!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (tYPH9)

83 Hrothgar

Oh yeah. The coming plagues will be epic. Toss in that they'll be centered in Leftist run cities the shit will really hit the fan. I wonder if they'll try to cover it up until too late.
Bring back quarantines! Also, no fuel, gas, electricity or water to speed the cleansing along.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (+TuXx)

84 Yes, great story about co-workers buying their fellow employee a car. Thanks, MisHum

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (AllCR)

85 "Oh, I've got a lot more Greek in me". Yes you do Booker, but it's all from behind.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (C+wjz)

86 Mueller is a thug and not even a competent thug. He couldn't wait for Whitey just to die in prison; he had to get Whitey whacked.

Yeah, I know - 'tinfoil'. Nobody thinks Whitey just coincidentally got murdered, at THIS point.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (ykYG2)

87 [ii]Her Majesty is not a citizen but insists we fly the flag every day. She's a real patriot (not one of those New England goniffs).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 10:14 PM (LsBY9)

For some obvious reasons, I am not surprised in the least!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (f3oO4)

88 Oh shit,I made top ten.I need to rethink my life.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (BXMxN)

89 During the Lewinsky scandal, the news channels were a lot more even handed, actually.

MSNBC and CNBC used to have panels on it. I liked that Coulter, Fitzpatrick (before marrying that putz Conway), Malkin, and quite a fe other fetching ladies would go on those shows and wave the Republican banner.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (ZfRYq)

90 Mom had polio as a child. Prone to sinus and ear infections the rest of her life. Was ably to walk normally after a while. She made sure we were vaccinated.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (PF4TZ)

91 Egyptian actress' dress - it isn't revealing. It also isn't very pretty or sexy. WTF? Yeah, a little leg, but she looks like a pretty woman who could have been dressed MUCH more provocatively.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (RfzVr)

92 Does anyone think a Sreaie with a Steal Your Showcase team shirt with the Price is Right dollar logo inside is too corny?

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (PUmDY)

93 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:16 PM (ykYG2)

The timing seemed a bit "convenient", yes, that's the word, convenient!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (f3oO4)

94 Today I was on the phone with a woman who was breathing directly into the mouthpiece or pick-up on her phone. Every breath was blown into my ear. The entire call.

I didn't know if I should ask her to move the phone away from her mouth, or thank her for the ASMR experience when we were done.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (mUa7G)

95 Stealie.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (PUmDY)

96 Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

Chop it off.

I had a beard too. Loved it. Dudes complimented me left and right. Shaved it.

Now I'm at a 10-day or so stubble "beard" and women love it.

Changed my life. Trust me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (GBteo)

97 86: I would bet my nutsack Whitey was whacked. Whitey knew where Herr Mueller buried all the bodies in the Boston mob war. I had more respect for Whitey than that scum sucking Mueller.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

98 88 Oh shit,I made top ten.I need to rethink my life.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 10:17 PM (BXMxN)

Join the club.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

99 Infidel: my brother got measles in his infancy. Parents explained that to me every time they had me get stuck with a needle.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

100
I had a beard too. Loved it. Dudes complimented me left and right. Shaved it.

Now I'm at a 10-day or so stubble "beard" and women love it.

Changed my life. Trust me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (GBteo)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Don Johnson at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (+pOTV)

101 I'm done troops, have a good evening!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (f3oO4)

102 Once. Twice. Thrace.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (aKsyK)


Once is happenstance.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

103 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (GBteo)

Won't make a difference unless it makes me at least three inches taller and rich.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

104


Great music videos tonight, MisHum. Luved the Greg Lake and Ian Anderson one and my favorite jazz singer of all time, the First Lady of Jazz, Ella Fitzgerald. Plus the very young Adam Sandler and Norm MacDonald.


Well done. Thanks and Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (HaL55)

105 Kareem Hunt is an anagram for "supreme c***".

Well, maybe not exactly, but close enough for government work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (fDU8w)

106 Speaking of vaccines.. y'all should really consider getting the shingles vaccine..
a co-worker got a bad case on his torso.. after several years he is still in lots of pain.
Wife got it on her forehead and around her eye. They caught it quickly, fortunately..
I immediately got the vaccine, but have had very minor breakouts of shingles 3 times since then.
I hear there is a newer more effective vaccine out these days.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:22 PM (438dO)

107 I had chicken pox as a teen. That really sucked.


Nice ONT MisHum!

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:23 PM (PF4TZ)

108 99
Infidel: my brother got measles in his infancy. Parents explained that to me every time they had me get stuck with a needle.

When I was a kid everyone got measles and chicken pox. Got vaccinated at school for polio, etc.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2018 10:23 PM (K22Va)

109 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 10:24 PM (LPnfS)

110 Yeah, I know - 'tinfoil'. Nobody thinks Whitey just coincidentally got murdered, at THIS point.

***

The funny thing is if you say to a bunch of LIVs hey Whitey got wacked by someone to cover up what the bickwigs in the FBI were doing...they all agree...
But then if you say "by big wigs I mean Comey and Mueller" they think you are crazy.

No one seriously denies the former because come on - he was wacked by someone who had access to move him to his killer - but the latter is the crazy part. Uh huh...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 10:24 PM (cRkMZ)

111 A few millennial lefty douchetards decide if Seinfeld is "too problematic" for today's sensitive audiences:
https://tinyurl.com/yd8kbays

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2018 10:24 PM (uEbPt)

112 I'm leery of adult vaccines. Never had a flu shot.

Must be something about putting my trust in the CDC.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:25 PM (PF4TZ)

113 Genius Award Winner - So strangling your mother to death because she slapped you only rates 12-15 years in NC? WTF.

No, In cfo mom world, you kill anyone, with malice, and you are in until you die.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:25 PM (RfzVr)

114 107 I had chicken pox as a teen. That really sucked.


Nice ONT MisHum!
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:23 PM (PF4TZ)

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Chicken pox?

We kids in the iron lungs envied the hell out of you guys with your "chicken pox"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:25 PM (+pOTV)

115 Now I'm at a 10-day or so stubble "beard" and women love it.

Changed my life. Trust me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:18 PM (GBteo)


One woman has so much as mentioned my beard in the history of ever. She said: "Huh. You have a beard now."

*waves* Hi mom!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

116 107 I had chicken pox as a teen. That really sucked.

I got them TWICE. The second time in my late 20's.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 03, 2018 10:26 PM (1o9xi)

117 I hear there is a newer more effective vaccine out these days.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Hubby's Primary Care has hinted strongly that we should avail ourselves ...

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 10:26 PM (LPnfS)

118 Won't make a difference unless it makes me at least three inches taller and rich.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

I'm a broke law student and am like 5'10ish on a good day with tall shoes.

Doesn't matter.

But we're not going to regain territory we've fought over already.

Just trust me, man.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 10:26 PM (GBteo)

119 You know who has beards?

Anarchists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:26 PM (+pOTV)

120 Speaking of vaccines.. y'all should really consider getting the shingles vaccine..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:22 PM (438dO)


I was going to get it until I saw my co-pay. I'm on SSDI/Medicare and my cost was just a tad prohibitive. Somewhere around $200.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:27 PM (Y8PSl)

121 8 Fuck. Too much commenting.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)


Nah. You'well under a hundred a day.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 03, 2018 10:27 PM (di1hb)

122 >>>Kareem Hunt is an anagram for "supreme c***".



Well, maybe not exactly, but close enough for government work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (fDU8w)<<<

A mere khunt
(he is a p*ssy)

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 10:28 PM (dEfTh)

123 I had chicken pox as a kid. The Dr. told my mother to give me an oatmeal bath; oatmeal in the bath water and soak in it.

I don't think it did anything for the chicken pox but it gave the Dr. a 'treatment' he could 'prescribe' to my mother so she would feel like she was doing something to help 'cure' my chicken pox.

And my mother was a Registered Nurse. Such was the state of modern medicine when I was a kid.

True Story.

Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 03, 2018 10:28 PM (hrcfq)

124 Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:27 PM (Y8PSl)

Ouch. That's pretty steep for a standard vaccine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:28 PM (DZhfR)

125 I was going to get it until I saw my co-pay. I'm on SSDI/Medicare and my cost was just a tad prohibitive. Somewhere around $200.

Walgreen's ???

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 10:29 PM (LPnfS)

126 You know who has beards?

Anarchists.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:26 PM (+pOTV)

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I'm an Anarchist? Huh.

I did not know that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:29 PM (ffYR/)

127 Got our cat stoned tonight on catnip. We think she has cotton mouth. She definitely has the munchies.

Posted by: Ex-ex at December 03, 2018 10:29 PM (NjJl3)

128
I don't think it did anything for the chicken pox but it gave the Dr. a 'treatment' he could 'prescribe' to my mother so she would feel like she was doing something to help 'cure' my chicken pox.


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Did this involve an incantation to summon Papa Legba perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:30 PM (+pOTV)

129 I don't think it did anything for the chicken pox ...

I think the oatmeal bath was to help keep the itching down ...

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 10:30 PM (LPnfS)

130 Howdy y'all.

😸
Medicinal Catnip

I find it all sadly ironic,
Whilst I went out for munchies from Sonic™,
The cat ate my pot,
And after that got,
As usual, just catatonic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:30 PM (AeQtI)

131 How twice?

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

132 One woman has so much as mentioned my beard in the history of ever. She said: "Huh. You have a beard now."

*waves* Hi mom!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

I grew my mustache (back after years without). When visiting my Mom she'd leave many razors lying around the guest bathroom. Subtle, oh so subtle, was my Mom.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

133 What was that pink crap they painted over chicken pox that itched like hell? Calamine lotion? That sucked.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2018 10:31 PM (K22Va)

134 Did this involve an incantation to summon Papa Legba perchance?



No. Would that have made the 'treatment' more effective?

Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 03, 2018 10:31 PM (hrcfq)

135 Booker probably had to look up the word "Thracian".

Posted by: Tuna at December 03, 2018 10:31 PM (jm1YL)

136 115 Now I'm at a 10-day or so stubble "beard" and women love it.

Right?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 03, 2018 10:33 PM (1o9xi)

137 No. Would that have made the 'treatment' more effective?
Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 03, 2018 10:31 PM (hrcfq)

--------

Are you Haitian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:33 PM (+pOTV)

138 Calamine was paste.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:33 PM (PUmDY)

139 It would probably help if I didn't wake up every day thinking I was garbage and that the folks who want to kneel me by a ditch and shoot me in the head have a point.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

140 And the retards at Jalopnik are making fun of a devout Christian who apprarently made a cut-and-paste error into his Craiglist ad. Typical of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (fDU8w)

141

Greg Lake could've dressed a bit more respectfully, IMO. Dude, consider your audience and especially the venue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (HaL55)

142 The top pic - is this a re-run? All those lovely old two-plus story frame homes with high roof peaks over 2nd floor verandas, picket fences, and flags fluttering from the porch rail look alike to me.

I swear I remember the lamp in the window.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (AeQtI)

143 I had chicken pox twice as a child.

First time I had less than 10 pox so it didn't immunize me enough.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (ZfRYq)

144 53 /I'm a 19. What do I win?
Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (fUnZ7)

Go directly to the camps, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 10:08 PM (f3oO4)


I got a 6.

Camps come to me!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (di1hb)

145 Why the uproar over measles? No vaccination = you might get it.

Posted by: PhilDirt at December 03, 2018 10:34 PM (9ZuL0)

146 Calamine lotion. It's good for skeeter bites.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (PF4TZ)

147 Jalopnik sucks ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

148 Quora got hacked
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (XZ3Gp)

snickers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (fDU8w)

149
Calamine was paste.

This stuff was pink and the cap had a brush on it. It was paintable.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (K22Va)

150 Papa Legba is a fun Talking Heads song.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

151 She slapped him and then he choked her to death.


While murder is never the answer, "don't slap someone you can't take in a fight" is a good rule to live by.

Posted by: Boris Badenuff at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (kUTiJ)

152 A North Carolina teenager who strangled his mother after a disagreement over pizza has been sentenced to serve more than a decade in prison.

The sentencing judge settled on one year per slice.

It's not funny! Strangled his mama over pizza. Man, that's cold.

Mmmmm.... cold pizza.... (_8^(1) <—Homer

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (AeQtI)

153 Walgreen's ???

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 10:29 PM (LPnfS)


Primary Care physician recommended it. Called the insurance company to find out the co-pay. Once I heard the amount {GULP}, I had to say no to my Doc. At that price, she really couldn't argue with my decision.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (Y8PSl)

154 Thanks for the live version of I Believe in Father Christmas, MH!

The song is at the top of my list of favorite Christmas songs

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (0Ntuf)

155
I don't remember that chicken pox was itchy, but I do remember the time I caught fleas from the dog. That was a bad night. I don't know how it compares to bed bugs.

Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (hrcfq)

156 I take it back. My ma would tip the bottle of calamine over on to her finger to apply it.

Posted by: dartist at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (K22Va)

157 Anyone watching the game?!

ZOMG but the broadcast team here sucks like Cory booker!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (Rarvo)

158

Had a really bad case of chicken pox when I was a real live Boy. Had a scare from it on my leg I could stick a needle in and couldn't feel it. It's still there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (HaL55)

159 For fun: test your white privilege here:

....

I got a 4.

But I don't understand the concept. It talks about being more privileged than 96% of people and then goes on to describe how to improve my score with recommendations on how to become less privileged.

I'm thinking I want to get to 1 (most privileged). Wouldn't that be the optimal outcome?

Like the test really should advise the test taker to be more like a white, heterosexual, Christian, cisgendered male to reap the ultimate benefit from society, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (ZvJfG)

160 These guys on MNF are going to spend the entire 4th quarter talking about domestic violence.

Posted by: Ursus Ethomax at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (iIi6a)

161 Caladryl was the brand name ? Maybe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (Rarvo)

162 Bed bugs > dog fleas

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (+pOTV)

163 Jalopnik sucks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

---------------

True. They worship Elon and the Tesla.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (ffYR/)

164
I hear there is a newer more effective vaccine out these days.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry



Hubby's Primary Care has hinted strongly that we should avail ourselves ...

Posted by: Adriane

...............
If you can afford the co-pay, go for it.. Shingles is probably one of the most miserable older adult diseases to go through.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (438dO)

165 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069759975357067264

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760061646483457

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760152411226113

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760380258451461

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (0Ntuf)

166 MNF has really gone down the tubes

One guy is named Booger?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (Rarvo)

167 Had a really bad case of chicken pox when I was a real live Boy. Had a scare from it on my leg I could stick a needle in and couldn't feel it. It's still there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (HaL55)


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Chicken pox? That was leprosy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (+pOTV)

168 I just watched a true crime doc about a female military intelligence soldier who was raped and killed in 1992. They were talking about the number of sex assaults of military females as they became more prominent in the military. They showed BJ Clinton denouncing the military for the Tailhook incident about that time. He said that forceful fondling was wrong and he wasn't going to stand for it.

BJ Clinton. Protector of women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

169

scare = scar

The Autocucumber in Firefox knows very little American Engrish. Too bad you can't import Edge's library too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (HaL55)

170 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:28 PM (DZhfR)

....

Nice ONT MisHum.

Did you get my doggeh video I sent you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (ZvJfG)

171 There was something that was developed later that was clear.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

172 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760487724851201

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760577927561217

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760671951273984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1069760753954107392

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)

173 Booker probably had to look up the word "Thracian".
Posted by: Tuna


Cruz is funny but he does expect his audience to be able to word-associate quickly. That joke stumped me and I pretend to be a classical scholar in here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (ykYG2)

174 Does kbdabear ever post anything oher than compliance pics?
Not that I'm complaining, mind you.. his vast library is stunning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:42 PM (438dO)

175 McFarland.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

176 My sons brought me chickenpox when I was 30 years old. Never been so sick, before or after, in my life.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

177 >>>A North Carolina teenager who strangled his
mother after a disagreement over pizza has been sentenced to serve more
than a decade in prison.




The sentencing judge settled on one year per slice.



It's not funny! Strangled his mama over pizza. Man, that's cold.



Mmmmm.... cold pizza.... (_8^(1) <---Homer
Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:37 PM (AeQtI)<<<

She insisted Chicago style was better. It had to be done.


(seriously though... something tells me those 2 weren't from around here... guess junior was just doing the mother strangling that Americans just won't do)




Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (dEfTh)

178 "I was once haunted by a bad lamp..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (7TCRf)

179 160 These guys on MNF are going to spend the entire 4th quarter talking about domestic violence.
Posted by: Ursus Ethomax at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (iIi6a

Hope the hell they beat Booger like a red headed step child.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (DZhfR)

180 had chicken pox as a kid. The Dr. told my mother to give me an oatmeal bath; oatmeal in the bath water and soak in it.

-
I remember oatmeal baths.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)

181 Last thread:
The City of Atlanta has no water pressure from Peachtree Battle Down to Hapeville. Insane
Posted by: cosmic Charlie
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I'm sure Keisha Lance Bottoms is all over this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (Vhoaq)

182 He said that forceful fondling was wrong and he wasn't going to stand for it.

BJ Clinton. Protector of women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)


But Blow Job Billy was totes cool with lying on top a woman to commit forcible rape. Billy just couldn't tolerate rape standing up. Bad for his knees.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:44 PM (Y8PSl)

183 174 Does kbdabear ever post anything oher than compliance pics?
Not that I'm complaining, mind you.. his vast library is stunning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:42 PM (438dO)

Of course! I often post GIFS of guns.

Being shot by scantily clad women with big boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2018 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

184
Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)


Children, the petri dish the gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:45 PM (DZhfR)

185 Jalopnik sucks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

True. They worship Elon and the Tesla.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:39 PM (ffYR/)


Well yeah, Gawker property.

There was one funny thing I read there once, about something being Toyota Previa colored, I immediately knew what color they meant. All Previas were that color, even if they didn't leave the factory that color.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

186 Did Ted Cruz actually say that? It made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 10:46 PM (nBr1j)

187 Cruz is funny but he does expect his audience to be able to word-associate quickly. That joke stumped me and I pretend to be a classical scholar in here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:41 PM (ykYG2)


Do you like gladiator shows, Timmy?

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:47 PM (Y8PSl)

188 Jalopnik is Jezebel for millennials who still have traces of testosterone left in their bodies

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2018 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)

189 Milady and I just got back from the store a bit ago, and when we unpacked the ground beef, she saw a puncture in the plastic, and noticed the meat near the hole was discolored, so it didn't just happen after we got it.

Actually looked more like a wrapping error than a hole.
Probably 95% of it was still good. Dang waste, but better safe than sorry and not our fault anyway.

So, Milady went back to town to exchange it right away. The timelier the return, the more obvious it wasn't our doing, just for the record, although the folks at the store are great and would give us no grief if we'd returned it tomorrow. But, but, burgers tonight!

I should have gone with her. Driven her in. Done it myself. It's a cold terrible late night. Bandits and snipers in the dark. Deer on the road. Am I overthinking this? I asked before she left. Yes.

So, I stayed around here in the warm house. Hanging with muh Hordies. Possibly stripped to my longjuans.

I had already had a sip of my drink and she hadn't poured herself any wine yet. So, that's fair, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:48 PM (AeQtI)

190 Calamine lotion might be good for superficial itchy but I don't think it does much for herpes. Because that is what chicken pox / shingles, in fact, is: it's teh herp.

It's a nerve virus, that breaks out on the skin; not a skin infection (like a mosquito bite) that hits the nerve.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

191 That post about the sex with dolls. What in the hell? Okay, I know there are weird people, but it is so popular that they auction off virgin dolls? who the hell wants to have sex with a doll?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2018 10:49 PM (r+sAi)

192 and there's a chickenpox outbreak at a school in North Carolina.
-----

Right here in Asheville.

In other local news; The business of the Republican running for Sheriff here was fire bombed. The fire is being investigated by the Democrat Sheriff who was elected. Right. It's like Mueller, writ small.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 10:49 PM (Vhoaq)

193
So, I stayed around here in the warm house. Hanging with muh Hordies. Possibly stripped to my longjuans.



I had already had a sip of my drink and she hadn't poured herself any wine yet. So, that's fair, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker
..................
please tell us she made it home OK..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:49 PM (438dO)

194 Reports are out that Gen. Flynn's sentencing is finally due, an entire year after McCabe's pal the FISA judge was thrown off the case. It is said Mueller will give a very lenient recommendation-- since they were caught red-handed trying to railroad Flynn.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 10:49 PM (Ndje9)

195 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 10:38 PM (ZvJfG)

You got a 4? Nice.

Dang, I felt really privileged at 5 but now I want to see if I can squeak up to a 4 too.

Only liberals would try to make a worse score more desirable.


Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 10:50 PM (70ScF)

196 181, when the Iranians hacked the City website, I knew someone whose identity was hacked. She is an idiot, however, and had let the City draft her water bill.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:50 PM (PUmDY)

197 It's a nerve virus, that breaks out on the skin; not a skin infection (like a mosquito bite) that hits the nerve.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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Herpes zostra (shingles) = not fun. Also, scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (2YhrB)

198 My mom was a new RN when the polio epidemic in the 1950's happened. She never forgot taking care of the patients in the iron lung, and as soon as the polio vaccine became available she had it given to me, and to later siblings as they came along. I do not understand parents who refuse even the basic vaccinations for their kids. Mine had any available, and now so do my grandchildren.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (JK7Jw)

199 Do you have to be over a certain age to benefit from the shingles vaccination? I heard 60...?

Posted by: Derak at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (k6bMt)

200 192; Hammer, NC is really starting to swirl in the shitter. Damn shame. Soon you'll be Wisconsin, with nicer weather.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

201 who the hell wants to have sex with a doll?



*raises hand*

Posted by: every human with a penis. Ever. at December 03, 2018 10:52 PM (LL1Be)

202 You got a 4? Nice.

Dang, I felt really privileged at 5 but now I want to see if I can squeak up to a 4 too.

.....

You did enter your age as 29, correct?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 10:52 PM (ZvJfG)

203 My sons brought me chickenpox when I was 30 years old. Never been so sick, before or after, in my life.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

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When I was about 10, a neighbor kid got them. As the oldest of 4, I was sent over to play with him to catch it and bring it home to spread, just so we got it out of the way.

Sure enough, I got it and spread it to the other 3 in my house. #twoweeks later we were all good to go. Such was the accepted wisdom in the late 60s.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 10:52 PM (ffYR/)

204 I got a 5...well, ok, I cheated on the devout thing a little.

Posted by: Last at December 03, 2018 10:52 PM (8HiDF)

205

Thank you for the picture of my flag, and for another excellent ONT.


The half of the country that hates this flag can go DIAF or get the hell out .

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2018 10:53 PM (S/hVx)

206

The half of the country that hates this flag can go DIAF or get the hell out .


So say we all.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 10:53 PM (LL1Be)

207
It's a nerve virus, that breaks out on the skin; not a skin infection (like a mosquito bite) that hits the nerve.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

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Herpes zostra (shingles) = not fun. Also, scars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
..............
Listen to Mike..
I know $200 bucks is a lot to some folks.. but, hey! It goes toward your deductible! (I think)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (438dO)

208 The sentencing judge settled on one year per slice.

It's not funny! Strangled his mama over pizza. Man, that's cold.



Judging by the names, mom and kid belonged to a diverse and vibrant minority, and the judge was just exercising the soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (fDU8w)

209 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

throwing Women into an environment (war) where all the most basic Civilization breaks down...


Is just stupid, and hateful to those Women IMO.


But don't mind me, I'm a chauvinist, which means I actually LIKE Women.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (NgKpN)

210 (_8^(1)

It is truly a miraculous world where one can search for a Homer Simpson text smiley and find one in seconds.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (AeQtI)

211
so, yeah, the wife is in town and...

oh, look, kbdabear links... hmmm...

whoops... never mind... she's already back...

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (AeQtI)

212 Do you have to be over a certain age to benefit from the shingles vaccination? I heard 60...?

Posted by: Derak at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (k6bMt)


I think so. That's why my Doc recommended it: My age.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (Y8PSl)

213

I remember taking the polio vaccine on a sugarcube as a kid.


They told me it was standard blotter acid because they were out of blue microdot that day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (HaL55)

214 Hmmm. Only got an 18. Unless I reverse age, thats the best I can do.

Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (wMHPW)

215 Hammer, NC is really starting to swirl in the shitter. Damn shame. Soon you'll be Wisconsin, with nicer weather.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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You got something against swarthy men in the girl's room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (2YhrB)

216 208 The sentencing judge settled on one year per slice.

It's not funny! Strangled his mama over pizza. Man, that's cold.



Judging by the names, mom and kid belonged to a diverse and vibrant minority, and the judge was just exercising the soft bigotry of lowered expectations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 10:54 PM (fDU8w)

She felt free to slap him over a Pizza...

I would guess a long pattern of physical abuse.

Culminating in a Young Man saying Enough, is Enough.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (NgKpN)

217 In Every Dream Home a Heartache.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

218 Why its almost as if there is a price to pay for dating football and basketball players... Like a troll toll or something.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (rwVFm)

219 I think so. That's why my Doc recommended it: My age.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (Y8PSl)


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29?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:56 PM (+pOTV)

220 Here is James Brown, Living in America from Rocky 4.

https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58

Here's the antagonist representing his country

https://youtu.be/tHNcAZYPY_E

Why is the second one so much better than the first?
Only the Horde(tm) can answer this for me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2018 10:56 PM (rnAwa)

221 My Bro-in-law got the shingles vac at age 74. Two weeks later he began a 3 month bout with...shingles.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM (70ScF)

222 214 Hmmm. Only got an 18. Unless I reverse age, thats the best I can do.
Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (wMHPW)

And grass on the field?!?!

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM (rwVFm)

223 215; Only at Target.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

224 Poor man's sex doll.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMeSrynug0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)

225 I had already had a sip of my drink and she hadn't poured herself any wine yet. So, that's fair, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 10:48 PM (AeQtI)

Well... the question is, is she for total equality of the sexes?

If so? you are clear...

If not, hand over your Man Card.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 10:59 PM (NgKpN)

226 212 Do you have to be over a certain age to benefit from the shingles vaccination? I heard 60...?

Posted by: Derak at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (k6bMt)

I think so. That's why my Doc recommended it: My age.
Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (Y8PSl)

I've known many 35-55 age folks who came down with the shingles.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 10:59 PM (DZhfR)

227 Why its almost as if there is a price to pay for dating football and basketball players... Like a troll toll or something.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (rwVFm)


Some pay with their lives. Cherica Adams springs to mind, Rae Carruth's pregnant girlfriend.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 10:59 PM (Y8PSl)

228 Living in America scene from Rocky IV is awesome.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

229 I know $200 bucks is a lot to some folks.. but, hey! It goes toward your deductible! (I think)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
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Yup. The $200 won't mean anything if it gets you. You wouldn't be able to write the check fast enough if it would just go away. ESPECIALLY if it gets you in the eye.

Also, weepy, open sores are a real turn off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 11:00 PM (V+A8w)

230
Also, weepy, open sores are a real turn off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 11:00 PM (V+A8w)

Depends if you are dating zombies

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:00 PM (DZhfR)

231

My Bro-in-law got the shingles vac at age 74. Two weeks later he began a 3 month bout with...shingles.

And that's why I haven't had a vaccination yet. That plus $200? NFW, Hose A. That'd take me about four months to save up for even with a bunch of gigs during that time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:00 PM (HaL55)

232 Do you have to be over a certain age to benefit from the shingles vaccination? I heard 60...?

Posted by: Derak
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Go get the damn shot. I came down with it in my 30's. Doc was surprised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 11:01 PM (V+A8w)

233 29?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 10:56 PM (+pOTV)


Yeah, sure, go with that. If you're using Commie Core math.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 11:01 PM (Y8PSl)

234 That's why my Doc recommended it: My age.

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Didja see that the guy who sued to be recognized as 20 years younger than he actually is lost his case.

Good thing I'm only 29 and don't have to worry about that shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:01 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Philia: That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!. Pseudolus: He raped Thrace?. Philia: And then he came and did it again!And then again! Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?

Posted by: morigu at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (jNOuE)

236 Are people actually freaking the fuck out over the "morality" of "sex doll virginity" ?

Because I think people were seriously freaking the fuck out over the "morality" of "sex doll virginity".

Dude can't even nail a piece of lifelike plastic without the nagging complainiacs kicking him in the junk.


The Feminocracy has arrived.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (LL1Be)

237 Only got an 18.
Posted by: LASue


Maybe you are just being a little hard on yourself. Eke those button thingies over toward the privileged side, just a tetch.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 11:03 PM (70ScF)

238 235 Philia: That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!. Pseudolus: He raped Thrace?. Philia: And then he came and did it again!And then again! Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?

Posted by: morigu at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (jNOuE)

Ah.... Tragedy Tomorrow! Comedy Tonight!

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:03 PM (NgKpN)

239

Didja see that the guy who sued to be recognized as 20 years younger than he actually is lost his case.

So this idiotic "I identify as ____" bullshit has a limit? Bet that doesn't last for long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:03 PM (HaL55)

240 HPV vaccine, #twoweeks, and cauliflower penis.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 11:03 PM (rwVFm)

241 Stand back, I take large steps...

Posted by: Milos Gloriosius at December 03, 2018 11:04 PM (NgKpN)

242 Dude can't even nail a piece of lifelike plastic without the nagging complainiacs kicking him in the junk.


---------

This is why I love the 21st century.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:04 PM (+pOTV)

243 236 Are people actually freaking the fuck out over the "morality" of "sex doll virginity" ?

Because I think people were seriously freaking the fuck out over the "morality" of "sex doll virginity".

Dude can't even nail a piece of lifelike plastic without the nagging complainiacs kicking him in the junk.


The Feminocracy has arrived.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (LL1Be)

You knew this war was coming and why.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 11:05 PM (rwVFm)

244 RickZ, Medicare Part D coverage or Medicare Advantage? A $200 co-pay sounds excessive but it's been awhile since I did medical insurance billing.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 11:05 PM (yScAF)

245 That'd take me about four months to save up for even with a bunch of gigs during that time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:00 PM (HaL55)

Oh hell yes. I didn't see a dentist for years when I was young and on the road. Somehow I got away with it, after 6 months with a periodontist later.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 11:06 PM (70ScF)

246 Seriously. That's like women fretting about if their vibrator is secretly gay and would prefer to be doing frottage with Tom Cruise.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 11:06 PM (ykYG2)

247
Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?
Posted by: morigu


Thrice is nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:06 PM (aKsyK)

248 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM

Uh, no way I am going to click on that link. I'll let everyone else tell me about it.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 11:07 PM (RfzVr)

249 238 As long as we are not looking for mare's sweat, I think we are good.

Posted by: morigu at December 03, 2018 11:07 PM (jNOuE)

250 How old is your sex doll, and can you prove it?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2018 11:07 PM (RuIsu)

251 Go get the damn shot. I came down with it in my 30's. Doc was surprised.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2018 11:01 PM (V+A8w)

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I got mine at the Walgreens near me. $59 with their discount card. Did it about 6 months ago. Anymore, getting out of the Primary Doc/Insurance system and paying cash for things like this is a better way to go.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:08 PM (ffYR/)

252 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 10:57 PM

Uh, no way I am going to click on that link. I'll let everyone else tell me about it.

-
It's an innocent, old timey song that sounds dirty only in this context.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:09 PM (+y/Ru)

253 Sally was a good Police song.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:09 PM (PUmDY)

254 so, did I miss anything?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

255

The Feminocracy has arrived.

Big Sister is hating on you! I refuse to play their stupid games. It's like the entire world has gone completely insane in the past 5 years or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:10 PM (HaL55)

256 32 I just got a notice of more cases of whooping cough at my kids school. I think it's a combo of anti-vaccers and illegal invaders.
Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 03, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)
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Had the whooping cough vaccine as a kid, caught it as an adult anyway.

Nasty stuff.

Kind of amusing, though, because years later, I got Valley Fever, one of the few things that recognizes "white privilege" and the local health department about had a cow when the whooping cough anti-bodies showed up in the blood test I took that determined I had Valley Fever.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:10 PM (WEBkv)

257 Had shingles several years back. Gave me Vicodin for the pain and an anti-viral to help. Hurt like a ^&%&. Get the vaccine is so much easier. Got it at work for free. Perk of working in a hospital.

Posted by: morigu at December 03, 2018 11:11 PM (jNOuE)

258 RickZ, Medicare Part D coverage or Medicare Advantage? A $200 co-pay sounds excessive but it's been awhile since I did medical insurance billing.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 11:05 PM (yScAF)


Medicare Part D coverage. The flu and pneumovax shots are 'free' (yeah I know, somebody pays them, probably everyone who has the company's health insurance).

Unfortunately, the cost of newer drugs that are effective can also be absorbitant, especially on a limited income.

It's like a kid looking at all the candy behind the glass counter. Only cost ten cents. But the kid only has a penny. Ten cents may not be much, but to a kid with only a penny . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 11:12 PM (Y8PSl)

259 How old is your sex doll, and can you prove it?

Pris - Standard Pleasure Model
Incept Date : February 14, 2016


Age 3 years 9 months.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:12 PM (LL1Be)

260 The Feminocracy has arrived.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (LL1Be)
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I thought it was the "Gynocracy."

Did I miss a label change somewhere along the way?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:12 PM (WEBkv)

261 when you are evaluating maintenance interval on sex dolls do you go with hours or miles?


does it matter if more than one customer is using the doll at a time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

262 I got a 6.

Camps come to me!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

I got and 8 and 9, as I fiddled a little with the sliders.

Some people might find that weird.

I find it strangely compelling.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 03, 2018 11:14 PM (S6Pax)

263 39 For fun: test your white privilege here:

https://tinyurl.com/ydz5nt6t

/I'm a 19. What do I win?
Posted by: shibumi



Damn. I'm an 8. I was hoping for the lowest score possible. I want my white privilege to be so privileged that other white privileged people recoil in horror and ask me to tone it down a bit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:14 PM (Be340)

264 qpdsteve and other Quora users, via Axios:

Hackers may have stolen personal information belonging to 100 million users of the crowdsourced question answering site Quora, according to a blog post from the site posted Monday evening.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:14 PM (YB89a)

265
>>>when you are evaluating maintenance interval on sex dolls do you go with hours or miles?




Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)<<<

How many inches in a mile?
Go with hours.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 03, 2018 11:15 PM (dEfTh)

266 when you are evaluating maintenance interval on sex dolls do you go with hours or miles?

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Change the oil every 3000 smiles and the belts as needed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:15 PM (+y/Ru)

267 102 Once. Twice. Thrace.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (aKsyK)

Once is happenstance.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

Twice is coinkyhinkydink.

Thrace is enema action.

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 03, 2018 11:15 PM (XZ3Gp)

268 Uh... bringing in thousands of unvaccinated disease ridden scum isn't going to help. It never gets talked up much and certainly not on national news shows but the third world diseases are making a big comeback.

Legal immigrants have to have a thorough medical exam in their home country, conducted by a doctor chosen by the US embassy, before they are allowed into the US.

The open-borders types have decided that medically checking immigrants is a trifle, that can easily be dispensed with.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

269 >>>It's an innocent, old timey song that sounds dirty only in this context.

Oh you aren't a sicko after all. /

Love me some Mills Brothers. My daddy used to sing me their songs when I was a wee one. I still have some of their recordings in 78 format.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 11:15 PM (RfzVr)

270 does it matter if more than one customer is using the doll at a time?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)
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Hopefully, the pimp is keeping that hand strong!

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (WEBkv)

271 261 when you are evaluating maintenance interval on sex dolls do you go with hours or miles?


does it matter if more than one customer is using the doll at a time?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)


Depends if you had the shingles shot or not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (DZhfR)

272 does it matter if more than one customer is using the doll at a time?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

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Sorry. Pulling a train will void the warranty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (+pOTV)

273 Big Sister is hating on you! I refuse to play their stupid games.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:10 PM (HaL55)


Big Sister is a brothel in Prague. Or so I've heard. Some Big Sister games may not be so stupid.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)

274 263: stupid white privilege fingers forgot to add a 3. I'm 83% more privileged or something. Still, disappointing. I wanted 100%.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (Be340)

275 morigu at December 03, 2018 11:02 PM (jNOuE)

You have a maid, right?

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 11:16 PM (LPnfS)

276 I just read that Levin merged CRTV with Beck's The Blaze. Malkin left CRTV because she isn't dumb.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 11:17 PM (rwVFm)

277 Don Q: Well... the question is, is she for total equality of the sexes?

I'm a hold-the-door kinda guy in my deepest roots, and Milady is a true lady, but she's true grit pioneer woman in spirit. She can handle driving to the store.

Uh-oh. No cheddar slices for the burgers. She'd better go back.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 11:17 PM (AeQtI)

278 qpdsteve and other Quora users, via Axios:

Hackers may have stolen personal information belonging to 100 million users of the crowdsourced question answering site Quora, according to a blog post from the site posted Monday evening.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:14 PM (YB89a)

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Which is why I never, ever give those sites my info. Especially if they want me to use FaceDesk as a signup.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:18 PM (ffYR/)

279 Your intersectionality score: 2
You are more privileged than 99% of others!


W00T!!

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:18 PM (LL1Be)

280 Sammy Davis Jr.

Christmastime All Over the World ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I8d4NjaeNA

smooth, Rat pack sound.

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 11:19 PM (LPnfS)

281 No, it starts first as farce. Then tragedy.

Heinlein, had it backwards too. "Never ascribe to malice that..."

Sen. Cruz was making a funny about "Sparticus", as Thracian is some sort of Greek, or something. I only wish he would have said it on the floor of the Senate.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 03, 2018 11:19 PM (rZD6k)

282 268 Uh... bringing in thousands of unvaccinated disease ridden scum isn't going to help. It never gets talked up much and certainly not on national news shows but the third world diseases are making a big comeback.
---------------------

Back in the eighties, wasn't really necessary to vaccinate the younguns. But, when the first third world refuges started arriving, in the nineties, thanks Clinton, bringing diseases that were pretty much eradicated in the US with them, it became imperative to vaccinate kids again.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:20 PM (WEBkv)

283 fuck the sexes, I will keep opening doors as long as I fucking feel like it.


and PLUTO is still a planet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

284 Thrace is where Constantinople was.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:20 PM (+pOTV)

285

Students in Hawaii were mistakenly served Pine-Sol instead of apple juice, according to a report released by the state Department of Health.

It happened Tuesday at Kilohana United Methodist Church Preschool.

In the report, the school's director said morning snacks were being prepared by a classroom assistant in the kitchen. The snacks consisted of dry crackers and juice.

The assistant saw the yellow/brown-colored liquid container on a cleanup cart in the kitchen, and returned to the classroom with the crackers and container with liquid. The assistant poured the liquid into cups as the classroom teacher tended to students. The classroom teacher realized it was not apple juice based on its smell, and stopped the students from drinking it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

286 Aaargh! Something I ate, today or yesterday, caused me to have a Chipotle Moment. I barely survived.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:21 PM (fDU8w)

287 Hackers may have stolen personal information belonging to 100 million users of the crowdsourced question answering site Quora

After they get a chance to look thru it, I expect a "Yeesh!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 11:21 PM (nIvDu)

288 I've *got* to sit my Mom down and have her tell her stories on-camera about my eldest brother and his struggle to live with, and recover from, polio. His friends in iron lungs dying. Awful and amazing age.

I have a vivid (b&w) snapshot in my head of my classmates and I lining up for the vaccine. You betcha we got it. Rudimentary methodology in its day but it got the job done. It's this scar right here (pokes at left arm).

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (AeQtI)

289 Has Dean Martin"s cover of Baby It.s Cold Outside been banned yet?

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

290 She felt free to slap him over a Pizza...

I would guess a long pattern of physical abuse.

Culminating in a Young Man saying Enough, is Enough.
Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM


Yeah, no. Slapping != grounds for murder.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (YTxkQ)

291 279 Your intersectionality score: 2
You are more privileged than 99% of others!


W00T!!
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:18 PM (LL1Be)

Congrats, you made the red list.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (rwVFm)

292 289 Has Dean Martin"s cover of Baby It.s Cold Outside been banned yet?
Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

Yes. Stay tuned for tomorrow night's ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (DZhfR)

293 b.s. Blake.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (yScAF)

294 How I did I manage an intersectionality score of 31?

I protest!

Just because grandad worked a farm in Puerto Rico, and mom grew up in a Spanish-speaking household, is no reason for me to lose precious White Privilege points!

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

295 Thanks, MH, I will.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

296 293 b.s. Blake.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (yScAF)
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A cogent argument. Thank you for the enlightenment.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (WEBkv)

297 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

-
Well, you're transforming the hell outta Paris.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Sen. Cruz was making a funny about "Sparticus", as Thracian is some sort of Greek, or something.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 03, 2018 11:19 PM (rZD6k)


Spartacus was a Thracian. Thracia, to the Greeks and Romans, was an area in what is now the Balkans.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (Y8PSl)

299 Stuck at 5, rats.

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (70ScF)

300 297 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

-
Well, you're transforming the hell outta Paris.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (+y/Ru)


La Urban Renewal

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:26 PM (DZhfR)

301

Has Dean Martin"s cover of Baby It.s Cold Outside been banned yet?

But rap "songs" about bitches an' ho's are just hunky dory, amirite? Played on the radio all the time, aren't they?
#WASTF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:26 PM (HaL55)

302 I think I lost points because I'm not rich. If I was rich, I'm pretty sure I'd be uber white Privileged.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:26 PM (Be340)

303 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...


I got what you 'require' right here...

Posted by: Avenger at December 03, 2018 11:26 PM (70ScF)

304 La Urban Renewal
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D



def: when you make barricades out of flaming le cars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)

305 297: Throw the UN out of the USA. Fucking money laudering organization. Fuck them. New World Order cocksuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

306 302 I think I lost points because I'm not rich. If I was rich, I'm pretty sure I'd be uber white Privileged.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:26 PM (Be340)


I don't need no stinkin' test.
I'm white, considered rich, and love where I live,
Yes I'm privileged

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (DZhfR)

307 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

They ever volunteer to go firstest do they?

Posted by: Adriane the The Whole is Crazy But Me & Thee Critic ... at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (LPnfS)

308 Back in the eighties, wasn't really necessary to vaccinate the younguns. But, when the first third world refuges started arriving, in the nineties, thanks Clinton, bringing diseases that were pretty much eradicated in the US with them, it became imperative to vaccinate kids again.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:20 PM (WEBkv)

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Not true. Vaccines were necessary in the 60s, as it was spreading among our general population, not yet due to invaders. History did not begin when you were born.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)

309 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...


No.

Fuck off.

Anything else, Chief?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (Be340)

310 Photos of pizza murderer and victim.

https://dailym.ai/2QwKldS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (+y/Ru)

311

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. Gotta visit the daktari tomorrow for the Holiday oil change and tire rotation.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 11:31 PM (HaL55)

312 Not true. Vaccines were necessary in the 60s, as it was spreading among our general population, not yet due to invaders. History did not begin when you were born.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)
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I said eighties, not sixties. Typo?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:31 PM (WEBkv)

313 I will keep opening doors as long as I fucking feel like it.

and I will continue to thank gentlemen like you every time.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 11:31 PM (PF4TZ)

314 Nite,BB.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

315
Spent time tonight grooming big dumb Dan. He's got the massive, cottony Swedish coat he inherited from his great-great-granddad Birk, one which tenaciously attracts and retains dirt and garbage. We call him "Pig Pen". Got one side of his rear feathers done before Her Majesty's hand gave out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 11:32 PM (LsBY9)

316 I have a vivid (b&w) snapshot in my head of my classmates and I lining up for the vaccine. You betcha we got it. Rudimentary methodology in its day but it got the job done. It's this scar right here (pokes at left arm).
Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (AeQtI)

The Saskatchewan Western Development Museum in Moose Jaw has in it an iron lung that was hand-built by a farmer for his young daughter, out of washing machine parts. It worked, and saved her life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:32 PM (fDU8w)

317 293 b.s. Blake.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 11:23 PM (yScAF)
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A cogent argument. Thank you for the enlightenment.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:25 PM (WEBkv)

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See #308

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

318 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

*******

Try it asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2018 11:33 PM (0tfLf)

319 The Al Hirt/Ann Margaret cover is also stellar.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:33 PM (PUmDY)

320 My Whiteness Level: 6

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:35 PM (DfbNq)

321 So Ted Cruz dared to play the Thrace card.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2018 11:35 PM (m45I2)

322 I have a vivid (b&w) snapshot

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 11:22 PM (AeQtI)


I have a Vivid collection, in color no less.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2018 11:35 PM (Y8PSl)

323 Later, all.

Time to read.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:37 PM (WEBkv)

324 Nothing is ever completely eradicated.

Each generation must be vaccinated or they will lose immunity then pretty soon you have a vulnerable nation to an epidemic of some simple deadly disease.

Old boooomers don't worry about that for themselves because they are immune.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:37 PM (YB89a)

325 Not true. Vaccines were necessary in the 60s, as it was spreading among our general population, not yet due to invaders. History did not begin when you were born.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)
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I said eighties, not sixties. Typo?
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 11:31 PM (WEBkv)

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Not at all. Your argument presupposed that vaccines were not needed until the invaders began coming in. I was just correcting your error.

If you would like to argue that vaccines were not required before that time, I wish you well in that debate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:38 PM (ffYR/)

326 Polio is just a type of measle.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2018 11:40 PM (m45I2)

327 Only a 12? I guess making shit for wages and being of middling religiosity dinged me...plus the middle-aged in-shit-shape thing.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at December 03, 2018 11:41 PM (lLeln)

328 Joy from "The Hill":

Television producer Ryan Murphy is announcing a multimillion-dollar initiative to help elect pro-LGBTQ candidates and vote out anti-LGBTQ incumbents. Murphy, the producer behind hit shows "Glee"...

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:42 PM (YB89a)

329 So Ted Cruz dared to play the Thrace card.
Posted by: Muldoon


To be fair, Sparta was present, if only in Thrace amounts.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at December 03, 2018 11:42 PM (lLeln)

330 328 Joy from "The Hill":

Television producer Ryan Murphy is announcing a multimillion-dollar initiative to help elect pro-LGBTQ candidates and vote out anti-LGBTQ incumbents. Murphy, the producer behind hit shows "Glee"...
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:42 PM (YB89a)


A) Does everything have to be sex with them?
B) I dont see this working out in red districts across America.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:44 PM (DZhfR)

331 B) I dont see this working out in red districts across America.


May be a catalyst for the red bloods.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:46 PM (YB89a)

332 Thank you for the email message Blake. It is my fondest wish for you to get to live as I do for 6 months, minimum. Enjoy your reading.

Have a night.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 11:47 PM (ffYR/)

333 Once The Polio is making the sweet, sweet love to your body, you really will be being the weak in the knees.

Posted by: The Polio at December 03, 2018 11:48 PM (dEfTh)

334 Sinatra's Christmas albums are incredible.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

335 328 Joy from "The Hill":

Television producer Ryan Murphy is announcing a multimillion-dollar initiative to help elect pro-LGBTQ candidates and vote out anti-LGBTQ incumbents. Murphy, the producer behind hit shows "Glee"...



Sure. Because Middle America likes nothing more than smug, condescending, woke, deviant, Hollywood TV producers preaching the gospel of LGBTQZUDELGAWhatever. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2018 11:50 PM (Be340)

336 La Guillotine !!

La Guillotine !!

Posted by: Madame Defarge at December 03, 2018 11:51 PM (wWUkD)

337 you know the only thing sinatra ever really did wrong as Christmas songs go is that mistletoe and holly song.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

338

UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

Sorry about that, Chief.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:53 PM (aKsyK)

339 Glee was a pile of shit covered in rectal puss. Thanks for that Fox. Nuke fucking Hollywood and be done with it. Swallowell can choke on the radioactive fumes from that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 03, 2018 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

340 Can't say that I've ever considered myself privileged.

Taking a stupid online quiz isn't going to help.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 11:57 PM (MRWHf)

341 UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies...

No.

Fuck off.

Anything else, Chief?
Posted by: Puddleglum


GOP Betters: "You are teh dumbz. We need no lisssen. URRRRRRPPPPP."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 11:57 PM (7TCRf)

342 Ivan Neville's Ave Maria is outstanding.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

343 "UN Climate Chief: We require deep transformations of economies, societies..."


Yes, the dictators, tyrants, oligarchs, must go.
All societies need an abiding faith in God, the rule of law and a true republican government in which to exercise these great responsibilities and freedoms.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 12:00 AM (YB89a)

344 Ryan Murphy don' look too healthy...

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 12:01 AM (RuIsu)

345 Ivan Neville's Ave Maria is outstanding.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 03, 2018 11:58 PM (PUmDY)
********************

Orthel's Uncle I believe. Or cousin.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 12:01 AM (YB89a)

346 Dat GAB!

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:01 AM (rwVFm)

347 Television producer Ryan Murphy is announcing a multimillion-dollar initiative to help elect pro-LGBTQ candidates and vote out anti-LGBTQ incumbents. Murphy, the producer behind hit shows "Glee"...

*****

Because everybody knows how you get your orgasm is far more significant than anything having to do with economics, foreign policy, or defense.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 12:02 AM (0tfLf)

348 Aaron, duh.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

349 A) Does everything have to be sex with them?
B) I dont see this working out in red districts across America.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 03, 2018 11:44 PM (DZhfR)

A) Yes, they went from:

Stay out of my bedroom!
Stay out of my bedroom, whooo leave your wallet.
Give me your wallet and celebrate my deviance!

B) In November they ran a former Navy pilot that seemed to live in Conn. in my my very red Ohio district,the republican pig farmer that actually lives in the district won.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

350 340 Can't say that I've ever considered myself privileged.

Taking a stupid online quiz isn't going to help.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 11:57 PM (MRWHf)

You're cute, you got that going for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (DZhfR)

351 324 Nothing is ever completely eradicated.

Each generation must be vaccinated or they will lose immunity then pretty soon you have a vulnerable nation to an epidemic of some simple deadly disease.

Old boooomers don't worry about that for themselves because they are immune.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2018 11:37 PM (YB89a)



Actually I'm pretty sure that they were ready to eradicate smallpox. I think the CDC and maybe the Russian equivalent still have samples but that is it. So it could be eradicated. I don't even think it's necessary for the vaccine.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (cAnNx)

352 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)


Good cuz Mis Hum loves pork.

Guess I'll be a piss poor Muzzie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:05 AM (DZhfR)

353 >>>B) In November they ran a former Navy pilot that seemed to live in Conn. in my my very red Ohio district,the republican pig farmer that actually lives in the district won.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)


Last election they cherry picked several lefty candidates who had excelled in the normal world.
They learned a lot and next election it will be a hurdle conservatives must overcome.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 12:08 AM (YB89a)

354 Muldoon #326:
Polio is just a type of measle.

Dr. Muldoon, you're just riffing on the "type of weasel" thing here, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 04, 2018 12:08 AM (azMLc)

355 39
For fun: test your white privilege here:



https://tinyurl.com/ydz5nt6t



/I'm a 19. What do I win?

Posted by: shibumi at December 03, 2018 10:06 PM (fUnZ7)

LOLOLOL.
I'm a 4.
Most of those questions are binary to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 04, 2018 12:08 AM (8iiMU)

356 You're cute, you got that going for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:04 AM (DZhfR)

---

Am not.

Puppehs and kittehs are cute.

Not middle-aged women such as I.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 12:09 AM (MRWHf)

357 Phil Spector's A Chrustmas Gift For You is still my favorite secular Christmas lp. The Bells of St. Mary's is ridiculously great.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)

358 What a bitch if smallpox snuck back in under the door. I would be comfortable with them keeping vaccine samples and the formula for posterity.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 12:11 AM (YB89a)

359 Back, for the nonce. Belly cramps are no fun. Two more sessions on the porcelain throne. I have thrown some Ovol and loperamide at it; maybe that will restore calm in the interior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:12 AM (fDU8w)

360 @ 356

But you have enormous intrinsic worth, SMH. THAT cannot be beaten.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2018 12:13 AM (S/hVx)

361 Most of those questions are binary to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 04, 2018 12:08 AM (8iiMU)

I hate to break this to you, but it's actually not binary; facts don't care about your feelings.

#pwnd #thuglife #notbinary

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at December 04, 2018 12:13 AM (tYPH9)

362 Good cuz Mis Hum loves pork.

Guess I'll be a piss poor Muzzie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:05 AM (DZhfR)

If I had to choose only one animal to eat, it would be definitely be pig.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

363
If I had to choose only one animal to eat, it would be definitely be pig.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

--------

Manatees will rest easier tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2018 12:18 AM (+pOTV)

364 Definitely be pig...

I prefer cow, but I definitely eat more swine. Price pressure is real.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:19 AM (KCxuz)

365 Good cuz Mis Hum loves pork.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:05 AM (DZhfR)

Just like Congress.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:19 AM (pKy3L)

366 I prefer cow, but I definitely eat more swine. Price pressure is real.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:19 AM (KCxuz)

Eat moar chikn!

Posted by: The Cowz at December 04, 2018 12:20 AM (fDU8w)

367 So I guess you don't want to need an ambulance tonight in Paris. Zillions of ambulances parked on the Champs Elysee, lights on, some kind of protests involving social security elements of some kind.


So, good, I guess, in that it's another log tossed on the camel's back known as "Macron", but really, any Euro demonstration for $$$$ is safely assumed to be some obscene welfare begging - isn't it?


I'm open minded about all this, you see.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

368
Manatees will rest easier tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Why not? They have water beds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:21 AM (aKsyK)

369 Oh, I eat a lot of chicken too, but I have bacon almost every morning.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:21 AM (KCxuz)

370 So picking military veterans etc as candidates, and winning with them, is persuasive evidence that many "conservative" voters are just as lazy, dumb, uninformed, and ID-politix driven as, well, you know who.


Or isn't it?


Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:22 AM (QDnY+)

371 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:19 AM (pKy3L)


Yummy pork steak & bacon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:23 AM (DZhfR)

372 Anything new in Macron's France? It's what, 6, 7, or 8am there?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:24 AM (pKy3L)

373 So picking military veterans etc as candidates, and winning with them, is persuasive evidence that many "conservative" voters are just as lazy, dumb, uninformed, and ID-politix driven as, well, you know who.

Pretty much all the rest of the voters?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:25 AM (KCxuz)

374 *looks it up*

I knew it was one of those: 6:27am.

Time to light up a Galois and burn some cars, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:25 AM (pKy3L)

375
Snowing here. Not much expected, enough to cover the grass which is good because everybody's lawn is covered with leaves that couldn't be raked.

I suspect they'll be there until Spring now. The transfer stations are closed, they shut down at first snow fall. No place to dump them now.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2018 12:25 AM (S/hVx)

376 Macron, Macron ou est vous?

Veuillez d'etre Ceausescu?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:25 AM (fDU8w)

377 Bacon every day. Nice.


Thinking of making some buckboard bacon at home, for kix, have the "Prague powder" (salt with 6.whatever% of whatever, pink coloring). Was gonna do the refrigerator for 10 days thing (wet), followed by low-slow faux-smoke with applewood chips on the gas grill.


Only thing that remains a puzzlement is whether I need to slice up the pork shoulder before brining it. Seems likely for a large piece of pork. Gonna wait until the local grocery store has them at 1/2 price again (seems frequent).


Any moron ever made this stuff at home?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

378 osted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 12:09 AM (MRWHf)

Well that's BS
But I do appreciate your modesty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:27 AM (DZhfR)

379 Get the sex doll with the optional towing package. It includes an auxiliary oil cooler. Cooler oil lasts longer.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 12:28 AM (RuIsu)

380 Hawkpilot, it would seem so. Though it varies by region. CA voters - hmm, maybe those who *still* vote - have been getting measurably visibly dumber by the year.


Aetius, Parisian ambulance drivers demo'ing with their vehicles in Paris last night. Don't know what France would do with a failed presidency. They get 6 years, suppose resignation is always possible, but they don't have a VP. Dunno what would ensue if the kid quits to go spend more time with his mom, er, wife.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

381

I read the news today, oh boy
About some Frenchie guys who burned some cars
They said that gas was really high
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:30 AM (aKsyK)

382 Dunno what would ensue if the kid quits to go spend more time with his mom, er, wife.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

Bring back the Dauphin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:33 AM (pKy3L)

383 I think the CDC and maybe the Russian equivalent still have samples

The Russians do, in fact, still have smallpox samples in Siberia, outside Novosibirsk.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 04, 2018 12:33 AM (I2/tG)

384 CA voters - hmm, maybe those who *still* vote - have been getting measurably visibly dumber by the year.

I remind myself often that there are several orders of magnitude more Conservatives in California than here in Wyoming. But, yes. Your point stands.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:34 AM (KCxuz)

385 The 33-S Sexaroid was a pretty popular Boomer model for Genom. Until little technical issues like synchronizing with Battle Movers arose. That they would go vampiric to maintain their blood supply was of little consequence to the corporate bottom line until it bit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:35 AM (CPchy)

386 Well, I am going to call it an early one. Guts are still not right. Hope I don't have some kind of flu.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:35 AM (fDU8w)

387 Goodnight, AOP, feel better.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:37 AM (KCxuz)

388 Hope you feel better in the morning after a good rest AoP.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:37 AM (CPchy)

389 @ 380
Rhomboid, I think the French order of succession is Prime Minister then President of the Senate then the House and down through the various ministers.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2018 12:38 AM (S/hVx)

390 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:38 AM (pKy3L)

391 Last election they cherry picked several lefty candidates who had excelled in the normal world.
They learned a lot and next election it will be a hurdle conservatives must overcome.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 12:08 AM (YB89a)

They've been doing that for years. Where I live it's a really safe republican seat.Probably works in more purpleish districts.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)

392 Time for the old folk.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2018 12:44 AM (S/hVx)

393 Thanks IG, makes sense - similar to ours, all top elected officials, then the cabinet.


Also dunno what they would do re special election, or if the replacement(s) would serve out the 6-year term.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)

394 Lol, first Price is is foosball table,, motorcycle, designer bags and shoe# & a washer dryer set. Tough to price.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 12:44 AM (PUmDY)

395 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:45 AM (pKy3L)

396 We'll just nuke the French rioters if they keep it up.

Posted by: Francois Swalwell at December 04, 2018 12:47 AM (I2/tG)

397 If les French are tired of having a President, they could always go back to having a King. There actually is a member of the Spanish royal family, who is a member of the Bourbon family, who could be Louis XX.

He's apparently a wealthy jetsetter, and lives in Barcelona.

Posted by: Boots at December 04, 2018 12:47 AM (e9omi)

398 Nite ig thanks for the kind words

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 12:48 AM (DZhfR)

399 Am not.

Puppehs and kittehs are cute.

Not middle-aged women such as I.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 12:09 AM (MRWHf)

Bullish....

As a 29 year old normal American male, middle aged woman can be cute.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:48 AM (Rz2Nc)

400 G'night Horde.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 12:51 AM (KCxuz)

401 Hmmm, tumblr is banning all sexual images from their pages after Apple yanked them for there being child porn on it.

All that is well and good. What is interesting, is in the story I read, they will still allow: 'Some content will still be allowed under the new rules, including breasts in the context of breastfeeding, birth and health-related situations, as well as erotica, nudity related to a newsworthy event and nudity in art.'

Hmmm, the only question I have there is 'erotica'. Um, erotica is sexual. Did I miss something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:51 AM (pKy3L)

402 Night Hawkpilot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:52 AM (pKy3L)

403 Furry erotica will probably be allowed. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:53 AM (CPchy)

404 Hmmm, tumblr is banning all sexual images from their pages after Apple yanked them for there being child porn on it.

All that is well and good. What is interesting, is in the story I read, they will still allow: 'Some content will still be allowed under the new rules, including breasts in the context of breastfeeding, birth and health-related situations, as well as erotica, nudity related to a newsworthy event and nudity in art.'

Hmmm, the only question I have there is 'erotica'. Um, erotica is sexual. Did I miss something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:51 AM (pKy3L)

What's tumblr?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:54 AM (Rz2Nc)

405 What's tumblr?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:54 AM (Rz2Nc)

It seemed to be more a picture oriented blogging site than anything else, from what I could ever see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:55 AM (pKy3L)

406 Haven't seen any surveys or guesstimates of it, but based on purely but extensive anecdotal "data", CA voters who no longer bother to vote is a significant group. I mean life-long voters, comparatively high-info citizens - and of course, non-authoritarian/racist by affiliation. Many of course literally have no choices in their elective offices - one dumb corrupt racist authoritarian (Dem), or another. (I hear 4 other states are now contemplating the madness of this jungle-primary idiocy - national death wish is becoming harder to deny)


GOP is sub-pathetic, where it even exists. And no, Prop 187 decades ago has little to do with it. Um - 187 won. As did 8 (marriage redefinition - in the recent, national electorally catastrophic year of 200eight, no less). The end of the Cold War, the end of the aerospace industry, the generational shift, all were body blows to sane politix in CA, but the collapse of the GOP into a sad mewling "me too" mini-me absolutely deserves study as an equal factor.


At the shootin' match on Saturday, one guy dead set on Prescott AZ (has been scouting it multiple times) now thinking of starting over, maybe ID, after AZ's electoral farce this round. Several others stopped voting. (cue all the sanctimonious, ill-informed, analytically vapid denunciations from those who aren't really familiar with the situation)


The idiot GOPer representing the area where the match took place, Hunter, survived - a wild emotional optimist would say voters in that district expect/want him to be gone soon (indicted on a zillion counts of campaign $$ misuse), but voted "strategically" to keep the seat R. Maybe. More likely, inertia (district is heavily R-dominant). Don't think horse-whipping is in the code, but Hunter should get that too, if convicted. Unbelievable, how few competent sane honorable people seem to be anywhere near public life any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)

407 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:55 AM (pKy3L)

Ok, thanks, never been there.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:56 AM (Rz2Nc)

408
Bring back the Dauphin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Flipper. Faster than lightning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:58 AM (aKsyK)

409 Ok, yeah per wikipedia, tumblr is 'a microblogging and social media website.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:58 AM (pKy3L)

410 *watches Dirty Pair: Project EDEN*

Space bikinis. Guns and explosions. Plus some crazy monsters. And then in the Intergalactic Encyclopedia of Mad Scientists there is Wattsman under the heading of obsessively obsessed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:59 AM (CPchy)

411 I love it when they make $10K when they spin the wheel . They go crazy.

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 12:59 AM (PUmDY)

412 uh oh

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:59 AM (CPchy)

413 Flipper. Faster than lightning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:58 AM (aKsyK)

Very progressive.

Might get kinda rapey though, and then where would they be?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 12:59 AM (pKy3L)

414 Think CC had the save for you there anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:00 AM (pKy3L)

415 Well off the Barrel. Have spacesuit will travel. Thank goodness got extra magazines for the Seburo MN-23.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:01 AM (CPchy)

416 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 01:04 AM (ffYR/)

417 Current playlist

https://youtu.be/zpPVnt6CVYQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:04 AM (CPchy)

418 FYI, catch and release continues unabated, notwithstanding Trumpian rally claims. Latest figures not available, but rates were robust, consistent with the last year or so.


Lots of focus on the "caravan" in TJ, but in most areas things continue to be "normal", i.e. disastrous. Yuma sector seems to be a new favorite, for good reason - no cartel control, defeatable border barriers.


My fault for not knowing, but unaware that DOJ has demanded an immediate emergency review of the lawless injunction on asylum procedures (I know DOJ moved to stay that ruling). If SCOTUS doesn't get reminded that its "judicial" system is out of control and lawless, and that the executive has limits to its forbearance .... this ridiculous situation will continue. And Trump will have overseen a significant usurpation of key, legitimate (and unquestioned) presidential authority.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 01:05 AM (QDnY+)

419 Thought tumblr was a hook-up ap.


The kind we didn't have at that age.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 01:06 AM (QDnY+)

420 Sorry if this has been posted before, but I keep seeing vague references, but no explanation. What's up with grammie?

Posted by: Gem at December 04, 2018 01:06 AM (XoAz8)

421 Night CM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:07 AM (pKy3L)

422 re: Grammie Winger.

A fuller explanation and update is found in the Open Art Thread.

But basically her lupus flared up and she had to go to the hospital. Right now got facial paralysis and can't see out one eye. She was released from the hospital today and is wearing an eye-patch to protect the eye.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:09 AM (CPchy)

423 Arg, Jim Boy, Arg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:11 AM (pKy3L)

424 Well off the Barrel. Have spacesuit will travel. Thank goodness got extra magazines for the Seburo MN-23.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:01 AM (CPchy)

Shhhh, no one would have noticed.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 01:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

425 Oh, no! So sorry to hear that... Definitely will say a prayer for her.

Thanks, AP.

Posted by: Gem at December 04, 2018 01:12 AM (XoAz8)

426 419, Tinder maybe?

Posted by: cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 01:15 AM (PUmDY)

427 That intersectionality thing is a joke. No I mean it's an actual joke. They say they are going to factor in peanut allergies in the future. And it turns Danger Red when you select Christianity.

-------------------------------
We suggest every group meeting to begin with everyone sharing their intersectionality scores.
-------------------------------

I know the Left is impossible to satirize and we live in insane times, but I haven't lost MY damn sense of humor. Kudos to whoever created that.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2018 01:17 AM (uEbPt)

428 427: Are you SURE that it's satirized? I mean, how many Babylon Bee stories have, within a few weeks, come to pass?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2018 01:20 AM (Be340)

429 I saw the story about the guy who lived on a cruise ship, isolated for 13 years. Reading the headline, I imagined a guy who bought a cruise ship and then somehow automated a lot of the functions and lived on it alone, sailing the high seas. The truth was far more pedestrian.

Even if you keep to yourself on a cruise ship, I do not consider that 'isolated.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:25 AM (pKy3L)

430 Pretty sure. I have experience doing satire that people mistake for real. This has the hallmarks.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2018 01:26 AM (uEbPt)

431 A Horde crewed cruise ship would turn Q-ship in a week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:27 AM (CPchy)

432 Just curious, has anyone remarked on the gal mooning the World from the top window of the picture?
Glorious.....

Posted by: Dmo at December 04, 2018 01:31 AM (Nt/TS)

433 Ace could be a more hirsute Cap'n Stubbing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:32 AM (pKy3L)

434 A Horde crewed cruise ship would turn Q-ship in a week.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 01:35 AM (7TCRf)

435 Wow, those French are all oui ouieed up.

Posted by: Avenger at December 04, 2018 01:39 AM (70ScF)

436 zombie, paging zombie

"A staffing shortage clouds the future of Napa Valley restaurants"
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314716/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 01:40 AM (7TCRf)

437 we need something to lure more ladies in here and get them to stay in here.

mishum could have ladies night where they are entitled to give unlimited blowjobs for the entire evening.

no one is allowed to say no, you get to suck dicks until you burp cum bubbles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2018 01:42 AM (MTjB1)

438 Ace could be a more hirsute Cap'n Stubbing.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:32 AM (pKy3L)


*does the Isaac doublepoint*

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 01:43 AM (QLvwG)

439 someone has started running "ask a pornstar" vids on youtube. you know what, most pornstars are kind of rough looking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2018 01:44 AM (MTjB1)

440 Damn Y5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:46 AM (pKy3L)

441 no one is allowed to say no, you get to suck dicks until you burp cum bubbles.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Your rules are getting increasingly ornate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 01:47 AM (7TCRf)

442 Damn Y5.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at D




you think they would like that!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2018 01:47 AM (MTjB1)

443 You know, never watched the Love Boat (a tad before my time) other than Captain Stubbing and Isaac, I cannot think of another recurring character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:47 AM (pKy3L)

444 Think I'll just let you finish up the thread.

Posted by: Avenger at December 04, 2018 01:47 AM (70ScF)

445 AOSHQ: we just reek class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 01:47 AM (pKy3L)

446 "Class? Ne ne Uni-chan, isn't class something humans attend?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:50 AM (CPchy)

447 It appears that France is sniping its own people.
kbdabear retweet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 01:51 AM (QLvwG)

448 Your rules are getting increasingly ornate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at D




well, not in marketing. trying to get more commenters in here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2018 02:00 AM (MTjB1)

449 43 Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (sf1AO)

Oh no honey.. it's because you aren't worth the trouble.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

Except she is a US Congresswoman.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:01 AM (GkIz4)

450 Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at December 03, 2018 10:04 PM (sf1AO)



Oh no honey.. it's because you aren't worth the trouble.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 10:07 PM (dUJdY)



Except she is a US Congresswoman.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:01 AM (GkIz4)

Elect. She's a Congresswoman-elect for about another month, until sworn at/in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 02:06 AM (QLvwG)

451 Well since Doll Eyes Alex managed to sapper the bridge of alliance with Nancy Pelosi even before being swors in, I expect the Commie Barista to get no committee assignments.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 02:09 AM (CPchy)

452 Except she is a US Congresswoman.



Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:01 AM (GkIz4)

Elect. She's a Congresswoman-elect for about another month, until sworn at/in.


Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 02:06 AM (QLvwG)

---
she's an ambulatory door stop, on her best day, no matter what collection of idiots votes for her in the future.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2018 02:12 AM (xPNLF)

453 88 Oh shit,I made top ten.I need to rethink my life.


I've often wondered if the top ten are posted as a PSA to prompt rethoughts like that.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:20 AM (GkIz4)

454 Elect. She's a Congresswoman-elect for about another month, until sworn at/in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 02:06 AM (QLvwG)

Yep. I stand corrected.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:20 AM (GkIz4)

455 406 arizona turning blue because of hispanic birth rate 35,000 turn voting age every year and 30,000 republicans die each year. Do the math. As for ocasio-cortez if nancy pelosi doesn't give her a good assignment she will spend her time on media bad mouthing corporate democrats and encourage them to be primaried.

Posted by: ramondo at December 04, 2018 02:28 AM (HKloY)

456 111 A few millennial lefty douchetards decide if Seinfeld is "too problematic" for today's sensitive audiences:
https://tinyurl.com/yd8kbays
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2018 10:24 PM (uEbPt)

The uptalk, the idiocy, it's appalling.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 02:28 AM (GkIz4)

457 my ISP causes my hash to change too often, for me to ever get on the walls

more's the pity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2018 02:28 AM (xPNLF)

458 Alex Nocassio-Frontal Cortex is what? 27
So up until last year I wonder whose medical insurance she was under. Mommy And Daddy most likely.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 04, 2018 02:52 AM (yScAF)

459 451 Well since Doll Eyes Alex managed to sapper the bridge of alliance with Nancy Pelosi even before being swors in, I expect the Commie Barista to get no committee assignments.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 02:09 AM (CPchy)

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 03:05 AM (GkIz4)

460 457 my ISP causes my hash to change too often, for me to ever get on the walls

more's the pity.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2018 02:28 AM (xPNLF)

A blessing in disguise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 03:06 AM (pKy3L)

461 457 my ISP causes my hash to change too often, for me to ever get on the walls

more's the pity.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2018 02:28 AM (xPNLF)

I'm not sure that's how the comments are counted. I have a dynamic hash and I made it onto the list once.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 03:06 AM (GkIz4)

462 I'm not sure that's how the comments are counted. I have a dynamic hash and I made it onto the list once.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 03:06 AM (GkIz4)

I think it is hash related. I think mine are split between my home hash and this work one- whatever it is (and it goes through a few in the week over the phone hotspot.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 03:19 AM (pKy3L)

463 Kind of an interesting story about 900 year old coins dating from the First crusade in Northern Israel (the coins are Fatamid and Byzantine):

https://tinyurl.com/y8lqypbv

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 03:30 AM (pKy3L)

464 462 I'm not sure that's how the comments are counted. I have a dynamic hash and I made it onto the list once.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 03:06 AM (GkIz4)

I think it is hash related. I think mine are split between my home hash and this work one- whatever it is (and it goes through a few in the week over the phone hotspot.)


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 03:19 AM (pKy3L)



If you have consistent hashes and they're in the top 20 or so I could see them combining those high count hashes. You know, say one hash is at #17, and the other is #20, and combining them puts you at #9, they'll probably do that.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 03:48 AM (cAnNx)

465
The List of Shame is tallied based on your hash. Dynamic hashes, if you are so afflicted, are the kiss of death. Whether dual or triple non-dynamic hashes are combined, I know not.

It is easier to place in the sock listing if you are so inclined, but you still need to post a substantial amount in order to make it there. I've been there once, as I am not fond of switching my nickname often on the iPhone from which I post most often.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 03:59 AM (XdWyA)

466
Have we a definitive answer concerning Palp's whereabouts?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 04:00 AM (XdWyA)

467
459 451 Well since Doll Eyes Alex managed to sapper the bridge of alliance with Nancy Pelosi even before being sworn in, I expect the Commie Barista to get no committee assignments.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 02:09 AM (CPchy)


I think, like participation trophies, everyone gets a committee or subcommittee assignment. But there are definitely committees with more cschet than others. Look for AOC to receive some shit rnd of the stick assignments.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 04:04 AM (XdWyA)

468
Out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 04:05 AM (XdWyA)

469 Yesterday morning my internet was off for a little so my hash changed again.
466 Haven't seen any yet

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:07 AM (/rm4P)

470 I'm in, but don't feel like getting up

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:11 AM (/rm4P)

471 466
Have we a definitive answer concerning Palp's whereabouts?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 04:00 AM (XdWyA)

Somebody has been using this hash, I don't know why:

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 10:55 PM (rwVFm)

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 04:12 AM (GkIz4)

472 Somebody has been using this hash, I don't know why:

-->

Somebody has been using this nic, I don't know why:

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 04:12 AM (GkIz4)

473 Never made the sock puppet list. Hmmmmm.....

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:13 AM (/rm4P)

474 off for coffee

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 04:13 AM (GkIz4)

475 This browser only hated changing my name, other browsers I have didn't. Did change yesterday and it didn't go through fits like it use to. Every time you typed a letter in the name box it would immediately go to the top of the thread, come back to bottom and type another letter it immediately went back to the top.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:31 AM (/rm4P)

476 They had to euthanize a dolphin here that got lost in the harbor

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:34 AM (OOlIQ)

477 It was sad, baby dolphins are less able to live than democrats

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:41 AM (OOlIQ)

478 Capo beach got destroyed again by high surf, palm trees, boardwalk gone

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:48 AM (OOlIQ)

479 Here's GWB's service dog by his casket-
https://tinyurl.com/yd9u2rzo
Good doggeh.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 04:49 AM (yJ1e6)

480 Guess it lost his mom

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:50 AM (/rm4P)

481 G' morn Skip. what's for breakfast?

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 04:55 AM (yJ1e6)

482 www.thediplomad.com
Bush 41
Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:55 AM (/rm4P)

483 Surfers love it, but the beach is gone.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:57 AM (OOlIQ)

484 Sadly lots I could have made but have lots of milk to get rid of so made oatmeal. I should have made Cream of Wheat.
Have cherry medley pie too.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:58 AM (/rm4P)

485 Cream of wheat and farina sucks

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:59 AM (OOlIQ)

486 475 This browser only hated changing my name, other browsers I have didn't. Did change yesterday and it didn't go through fits like it use to. Every time you typed a letter in the name box it would immediately go to the top of the thread, come back to bottom and type another letter it immediately went back to the top.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 04:31 AM (/rm4P)

It needed more covfefe.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 05:02 AM (GkIz4)

487 Well at least you're done w/ that almond crap, LOL. How did you make a mistake buy that crap?

Havn't had Cream of Wheat in yrs, do you top it w/ sugar like we use to?

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 05:02 AM (yJ1e6)

488 Polenta couldn't taste worst could It?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:03 AM (OOlIQ)

489 Surfers love it, but the beach is gone.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 04:57 AM


Too many Mexicans in California, they're weighing the entire state down, making it sink into the Pacific.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:04 AM (e7O7B)

490 powerlineblog/census-bureau 63% of non-citizens are-on welfare
https://tinyurl.com/y88yyu83

Says the longer they stay that percentage actually goes up to 70%.
I
If they are earning under the table no matter how much it would be possible to collect welfare.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:07 AM (/rm4P)

491 I bought real coffee creamer, still have half that Almond milk creamer left. I tried to put it in the oatmeal, pancakes and it just made them taste worse.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:09 AM (/rm4P)

492 Yesterday dutifully showed up at work at 6am, was only one there. Within 10 minutes other contractors started trickling in but no one to open the door until 6:45, so I stayed late. Not leaving until 6am today.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:12 AM (/rm4P)

493 Who drinks milk from nuts?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:14 AM (OOlIQ)

494 491 I bought real coffee creamer, still have half that Almond milk creamer left. I tried to put it in the oatmeal, pancakes and it just made them taste worse.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:09 AM (/rm4P)

I'd flush it.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 05:16 AM (GkIz4)

495 I put fruit preserves in my Cream of Wheat, we did that to oatmeal as kids my sister and I.
I grab quite a few wrong items at the grocery store, no sugar or salt, fake sugar. There must be 50 kinds of coffee creamer stacked on the shelf.
Suck on that one commies

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:16 AM (/rm4P)

496 powerlineblog/census-bureau 63% of non-citizens are-on welfare
https://tinyurl.com/y88yyu83
Says the longer they stay that percentage actually goes up to 70%.
If they are earning under the table no matter how much it would be possible to collect welfare.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:07

That statistic made wonder about something that came to mind yesterday.

Our Historical Society hosts the local DAR group, a dwindling group of mostly old ladies. Wonder what % of today's population is descended from Revolutionary War Vets?

I know I am. Henry Gulick, 1734-1798, was descended from New Amsterdam Dutch and fought in the war from NJ.
Not all bad things from NJ, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 05:16 AM (yJ1e6)

497 What's tumblr?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2018 12:54 AM (Rz2Nc)


A site peopled almost entirely by narcissistic young women and porn. Mostly the former posting "look at me" selfies.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 04, 2018 05:22 AM (h2Bdk)

498 I think, like participation trophies, everyone gets a committee or subcommittee assignment. But there are definitely committees with more cschet than others. Look for AOC to receive some shit rnd of the stick assignments.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 04:04 AM (XdWyA)


Scary thing is, Occasional-Cortex wants to be on the Finance Committee. She wants to do BU proud or something. I wonder if any of her classmates will come out of the closet to talk honestly about this ditz. But I guess even if they did, the Fake News wouldn't be interested in bringing down one of their idiotic own by reporting on those former students. IMAO, she's a college-educated lefty affirmative-action hire. No way will the media turn on her or mock her for her idiocy the way the Fake News ridiculed and mocked Palin for actually being a governor first.

You know who the Fake News supports/fears by the way they either cover negative stories about their idiots without a lick of common sense with a pillow until the story stops moving or they go all in on the bashing and ridicule of someone they know could be trouble for the left in the future. Occasional-Cortex is going to be praised as an economic genius just as Bathhouse Barry was praised as an economic genius. With the Fake News' current kid glove treatment of her inane utterings, she's being groomed for even higher office right before our very (disbelieving) eyes. The real cat fight will be when she runs against Senator Ditz -er Senator Vagina -er Senator Gillebrand. Because you know, after a couple of terms in office, she'll be emboldened to do it as by then she'll be thirty-years-old. I predict Occasional-Cortex will fail spectacularly upward.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:25 AM (Y8PSl)

499 My mom and sister did a search of our lineage, more French than I thought

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:27 AM (OOlIQ)

500 Jeebus, just woke up from a series of awful dreams. The worst one somehow managed to combine the threat of "Aliens" aliens and sexbots on board a huge spaceship. It all made horrible sense.

I'm blaming the HQ for that bit of undigested potato.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:28 AM (kQs4Y)

501 It can be pie time

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:30 AM (/rm4P)

502 French Indian

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:30 AM (OOlIQ)

503 I would've rode to your rescue, Eris, but I was asleep.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 05:31 AM (kBI9E)

504 501 It can be pie time
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:30 AM (/rm4P)

Pretty much 24/7.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 05:31 AM (GkIz4)

505 502 French Indian
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:30 AM (OOlIQ)

Les Pince-Nez. A natty tribe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:32 AM (kQs4Y)

506 503 I would've rode to your rescue, Eris, but I was asleep.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 05:31 AM (kBI9E)

No excuse! So was I!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:33 AM (kQs4Y)

507 Is Boston cream pie an anomaly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:34 AM (OOlIQ)

508 Eris as long as its not the ghost of Christmas future

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:34 AM (/rm4P)

509 507 Is Boston cream pie an anomaly?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:34 AM (OOlIQ)

No, it's a cake.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 05:36 AM (GkIz4)

510 Is Boston cream pie an anomaly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:34 AM (OOlIQ)


New England pr0n.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:36 AM (Y8PSl)

511 That's weird. Pixy doesn't like 'pr 0 n'. Wonder if Pixy is okay with porn?

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:37 AM (Y8PSl)

512 I guess Pixy doesn't like that p r 0 n stuff at all, but likes the real thing.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:39 AM (Y8PSl)

513 *Ghost of Christmas Future gestures with bony spectral hand to possible future*

Eris, excited: You mean I'll be skinny?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:39 AM (kQs4Y)

514 Nope. Gotta go for the real porn shot here.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:39 AM (Y8PSl)

515 I have work dreams often, but not anything I am really doing. And very often am doing things that are not possible yet in the dream its like its a normal thing.
Just simple for instance in a dream I had to build a curved wall, there are lots of curved walls and do it often, but in the dream thought ok to lay this out I will just get my curved line laser, set it for the circumstance and get this built. Punched in the diameter, it shoots a curved laser line like it was a normal thing.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:40 AM (/rm4P)

516 I see all three (two variations on the first)

May not be a Pixy prob.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 05:41 AM (hwYmz)

517 A guy in basic training from baston called soda tonic. Wtf is that? You ever hear that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:43 AM (OOlIQ)

518 I dreamed about cats last night. Weird huh? This is one of the dangers of the internet, I suppose. Will ponder this today. Off to work so that others may enjoy their leisure.

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2018 05:45 AM (zLDYs)

519 Wtf is that? You ever hear that?
---
Just from a girl from Woostahhhh.

Alright, everyone behave today. Look sharp from the waist up at least.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:45 AM (kQs4Y)

520 That's weird. Pixy doesn't like 'pr 0 n'. Wonder if Pixy is okay with porn?

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:37 AM (Y8PSl)

Forgot to give a ref.

Looks like your 0 gave me an o.

Strange, maybe I have a prob.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 05:46 AM (hwYmz)

521 not possible yet

Nice.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 05:47 AM (GkIz4)

522 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:28

Be well Eris. I hate when disturbing dreams ruin my sleep. You can wake up exhausted after bad dreams.

Hope to see you in Vegas again. That was a good time.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 05:48 AM (yJ1e6)

523 Since I have been here pron isn't a Pixy issue, it was a Ace rule and have never tried to break that, there are women and children about.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:52 AM (/rm4P)

524 So you've heard that . All Hail Eris?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:54 AM (OOlIQ)

525 Okay, test:

zero - 0

ten - 10

Cap o - O

Looks good in comments box.

Let's see what it looks like on page.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 05:55 AM (hwYmz)

526 French Indian
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:30

Story was we were so, French fur trader md an Indian in PA. Genetic testing proved that false, done by a cousin.

My test showed I'm as whitebread as they come. A schosh of Jewish and used to show a bit of Iberian but that has now decreased as they expanded the pool of testees. Weird.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 05:56 AM (yJ1e6)

527 Sultankanish blogspot
A tiny minority of a half- million jihadists
https://tinyurl.com/y92ukvfg

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:57 AM (/rm4P)

528 Good morning!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 05:58 AM (NMAzL)

529 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 05:58 AM (hyuyC)

530 An expanded pool of testes. Hmm.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 05:59 AM (NMAzL)

531 Salty!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:00 AM (NMAzL)

532 523 Since I have been here pron isn't a Pixy issue, it was a Ace rule and have never tried to break that, there are women and children about.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:52 AM (/rm4P)

I concur.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:01 AM (GkIz4)

533 On this end, looks like different font for numbers, so zero's and o's have the same appearance unless you look real close.

Never knew that before.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 06:03 AM (hwYmz)

534 The guy who told me soda was tonic, set the record for sit ups, 1000. He was a generals son

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 06:03 AM (OOlIQ)

535 Off to see if someone will let me in to work
Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 06:03 AM (/rm4P)

536
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 06:05 AM (LsBY9)

537 A guy in basic training from baston called soda tonic. Wtf is that? You ever hear that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 05:43

I've heard of that just not a Midwest term around here.

Where is Baston, in the south?

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:05 AM (yJ1e6)

538 small oh, zero, capital oh (three of each)

ooo000OOO

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:06 AM (GkIz4)

539
Now streaming the Symphony No. 21 in F sharp minor by Nikolai Myaskovsky, with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra conducted by Morton Gould.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 06:07 AM (LsBY9)

540 Baston is I mascershets

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 06:07 AM (OOlIQ)

541 Your grace, Miley. Long may you prosper.

How are the turtledoves this morning?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:08 AM (hyuyC)

542 Bahston; might be hahd to heah.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:10 AM (GkIz4)

543 Playing "The Lowlands of Holland" from a Celtic Favorites album.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)

544 Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:06 AM (GkIz4)


Thanks.

So very little difference here (except for Capital), but there is a difference.

Standing alone though, I couldn't tell then apart.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 06:11 AM (hwYmz)

545 West coast, East Coast. How do we pronounce things?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 06:13 AM (OOlIQ)

546 I predict Occasional-Cortex will fail spectacularly upward.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:25 AM (Y8PSl)

I would rather have the nightmares that cross Aliens and sexbots.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 04, 2018 06:13 AM (8iiMU)

547 545
West coast, East Coast. How do we pronounce things?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 06:13 AM (OOlIQ)

Incorrectly, unless it is the way the say it in the Midwest.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 04, 2018 06:15 AM (8iiMU)

548 I couldn't tell then apart.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 06:11 AM (hwYmz

Okay, "them" works a little better.

Fat fingers: something I have to live w/.

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 06:16 AM (hwYmz)

549
"Yes, friends, Confidence In the System!

Now available in easy-to-swallow propaganda form or new, fast-acting thought control!

Confidence In the System!

Try some...today!"

Posted by: Firesign Theater at December 04, 2018 06:16 AM (O74hG)

550 498 With the Fake News' current kid glove treatment of her inane utterings, she's being groomed for even higher office right before our very (disbelieving) eyes. The real cat fight will be when she runs against Senator Ditz -er Senator Vagina -er Senator Gillebrand. Because you know, after a couple of terms in office, she'll be emboldened to do it as by then she'll be thirty-years-old. I predict Occasional-Cortex will fail spectacularly upward.
Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:25 AM (Y8PSl)

Just the fact that she immediately started making waves about wanting to replace Nazi Pee-Lousy as Speaker gave me the impression that she thought the Deep State-Media Complex would immediately get to work on Installing her as President somehow (despite not being old enough to qualify).

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 06:17 AM (pgXNG)

551 Pixy, you really need to tighten your shit up.

I can understand a 500 error code for outside coding on a copy and paste, but NOT FROM something copied and pasted from upstairs.

Srsly? Weak shit Pixy. Weak shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 06:18 AM (c3AZU)

552
ooo000OOO

But really, isn't this just the story of Obama?

Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 06:18 AM (O74hG)

553 How are the turtledoves this morning?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:08 AM (hyuyC)

We're pretty chipper, and I hope you're the same, Salty!

My twin brothers turn 55 today.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:19 AM (NMAzL)

554 Occasional-Cortex is window-dressing disinformation.

Who are the real players?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)

555 Firesign theater rules

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 06:19 AM (OOlIQ)

556 552
ooo000OOO

But really, isn't this just the story of Obama?
Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 06:18 AM (O74hG)

and also ooo000OOOklahoma, the musical.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:20 AM (GkIz4)

557 Miley, the Duchess

Your Grace, your happiness burbles when you post. I like the new Duchess.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:22 AM (hyuyC)

558 An expanded pool of testes. Hmm.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 05:59

What does that mean Miley? G' morn to you.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:22 AM (yJ1e6)

559 When I consider your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have set in place....

Psalm 8:3

It's is a bit chillier than yesterday. Yesterday Venus looked to be right below the crescent moon Today the you can see the entire crescent moon with Venus to the right, and the light shines in way you can see the rest of the now gray moon, It is lovely! Thanks, God for the moon and stars!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 06:24 AM (AllCR)

560
and also ooo000OOOklahoma, the musical.

lol

Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 06:25 AM (O74hG)

561 My twin brothers turn 55 today.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:19

Wish them a happy one from us. Be well Miley.

T

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:26 AM (yJ1e6)

562 I liked the Energizer Bunny better when he was a real toy and not a cartoon or whatever.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:26 AM (NMAzL)

563
And thanks, God, for the morons and the stories, too!

Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 06:27 AM (O74hG)

564 Thank you, Salty - I like being happy too!
Farmer, when I read about thew expanded pool of testees, I read it as "testes." I'm still on my first cup of coffee.
I will pass along felicitations to my brothers, one of whom isn't speaking to me. I don't know if he's still blocked me from texting. He got mad at me when I called him out for behaving like a pissy queen.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:29 AM (NMAzL)

565 Lovely pictures of nature. First one looks like a landscape from a fantasy novel. There are some other lovely ones including one from the Adirondacks:

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 06:31 AM (AllCR)

566 Occasional-Cortex is window-dressing disinformation.

Who are the real players?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)


Didn't we do a good job with her? We need a raise!

Posted by: All Of Her So-Called Teachers at December 04, 2018 06:31 AM (Y8PSl)

567 Farmer, does this picture caption answer your question about who was the dead looking guy between Baker and Colon Bowell today?

Also pictured to the left of the casket, from right, are Dan Quayle, James Baker, Colin Powell, and Dick Cheney.

https://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/capitol-
welcomes-george-bush-to-rotunda-for-last-time

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:33 AM (GkIz4)

568 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 06:35 AM (cqNba)

569 "549
"Yes, friends, Confidence In the System!

Now available in easy-to-swallow propaganda form or new, fast-acting thought control!

Confidence In the System!

Try some...today!"

Posted by: Firesign Theater at December 04, 2018 06:16 AM (O74hG) "



Yup, that's how it's done, all right.


g'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 06:36 AM (KVMek)

570 Farmer, I bet it's Nicholas Brady. I found a captioned photo online, but can't snag the photo.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:38 AM (GkIz4)

571 g'day early risers and those in far off time zones

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 06:39 AM (boNFp)

572 My twin brothers turn 55 today.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 04, 2018 06:19 AM (NMAzL)

===========
Or, as we like to say, 29.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Coffee at December 04, 2018 06:39 AM (Zvj7s)

573 Runoff election in Georgia today for sect. of state. The Dems and Fat Lady Abrams have been accusing Kemp/Republicans of voter suppression to keep their idiot base riled up, but I suspect most have gone back to into their comas and are thinking about their next govt check and whats on Netflix. On the other hand as much as I despise the Dems that may not get me to the polls today. For once I want something to vote FOR. At the least I would like see scorched earth campaigning by the Republicans and countering the left's lies not-stop and slam them like they slam us endlessly. The state is turning blue and Republicans think they are going to win by talking nice about illegals and the rest of the FSA and promises to keep the checks flowing. Delusional..

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 06:40 AM (MxEKc)

574 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 06:41 AM (bim/x)

575 And now it's getting to be the beginnings of a golden sunrise and it looks great as a background to the dark trees, but you can still see the sliver of the moon and Venus!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 06:41 AM (AllCR)

576 Listening to Brahams "Ein Deutches Requiem," Atlanta/Shaw. Wie lieblich sind deine Wohnungen.

Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 06:41 AM (O74hG)

577 I hope the Democrats make room in their PR team for Occasional-Cortex and Eric Swalwell do do some joint policy presentations. That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Coffee at December 04, 2018 06:42 AM (Zvj7s)

578 Listening to Brahams "Ein Deutches Requiem,"

Good idea! Pandora, here I come.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Coffee at December 04, 2018 06:44 AM (Zvj7s)

579 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 06:45 AM (NtglE)

580 Nevergiveup

Good morning, Sir.

Now on to work preps.

Have a blessed day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 06:45 AM (hyuyC)

581 Occasional-Cortex is window-dressing disinformation.

From what I have read elsewhere, even though she won by a margin of 4k votes, something like 14% of registered Democrats cast their ballot for her.

14%. That means no one but the usual dead voters came out to vote - and not even all of them bothered.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 06:45 AM (boNFp)

582 Good morning everyone! A little frost and snow on the patio this morning. One of the tiny pups came running around the corner when I called them in and he slipped and slid about 10 feet. Earned himself his own strip of bacon for that embarrassment, he did.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2018 06:46 AM (PA/U2)

583 Ripley, if Georgia is like many states, SecState is in charge of elections.

I hear ya about wanting to vote for someone who actually fights, but still, consider voting for elections not being run by a creep whose soul is owned by the Deep State.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (KVMek)

584 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.

Either its fund raising time for the USPS before Congress, or there are subversive elements within the USPS who are trying to alter the department's image.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (boNFp)

585 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 06:45 AM (NtglE)


Overtime. It's what's for Christmas.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (Y8PSl)

586
Translation:

How amiable are thy tabernacles, O Lord of Hosts!
My soul longeth, yea, even fainteth for the courts of the Lord:
my heart and my flesh crieth out for the living God.
Blessed are they that dwell in thy house: they will be still praising Thee.


Psalm 84: 1, 2, 4

Posted by: Johannes Brahms at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (O74hG)

587 "Occasional-Cortex is window-dressing disinformation.



Who are the real players?



Posted by: NaCly Dog"

She is a product the overconfident, geriatric Dem leadership that barely bothered to campaign in the primary in her district and does not understand the multicultural socialist mob they have created and nurtured all these years.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (MxEKc)

588 That was a good thing to do, COJ.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 06:49 AM (KVMek)

589 mornin' y'all

Posted by: wing at December 04, 2018 06:49 AM (JFzNN)

590 She is a product the overconfident, geriatric Dem leadership that barely bothered to campaign in the primary in her district and does not understand the multicultural socialist mob they have created and nurtured all these years.
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (MxEKc)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 06:49 AM (bim/x)

591 Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:33

Thanks for that, very interesting. But I still can't figure out who that old dude was between Baker and Powell. Must have been a big shot because of where he was seated.

I thought it was Alex Haig, but unless they drug him out of the grave I guess not. The mystery continues.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:50 AM (yJ1e6)

592 Looks like it will be the weekend before I see 40F again. Cold has settled in again. Got to blame Canada for it, or GW.

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2018 06:51 AM (/qD8A)

593 And here's a reflection on seeing God in all kinds of things-a reflecion from a high school student from NC:

https://tinyurl.com/y9hbn3vt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 06:51 AM (AllCR)

594 Psalm 84: 1, 2, 4
Posted by: Johannes Brahms at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (O74hG)

Nice. Thank for the translation, Johannes!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 06:52 AM (AllCR)

595 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.

I ordered some cigars and paid extra for 3 day delivery from UPS. UPS delivered them to the USPS who said that it was left on my front porch at approximately 2150. I told them that a) there was no package and b) my ring video front doorbell recorded no one on my porch at anytime after 1800 until 0345 when I got up. Then, they said they contacted the carrier and my package would be delivered that afternoon. 2 days later, still no package.

If I'm paying OT for service like that, well fuck them in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2018 06:52 AM (PA/U2)

596 I see that homosexuals having been given what they wanted are now roaming the battlefield and are going to continue executing the survivors.

The dickhead behind Glee has gotten funding to start a group that's going to go after "anti-LGBT" Republicans.

For whatever "anti-LGBT" means at this particular moment.


So if anyone thought that the progressives were done picking at that scab wait till 2020.


Gee I wonder if they are gonna "harvest" more ballots and take out the rest of the GOP in California to complete the circle.

I'm sure McCarthy will be all over it.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 06:54 AM (qxq6t)

597 She is a product the overconfident, geriatric Dem leadership that barely bothered to campaign in the primary in her district and does not understand the multicultural socialist mob they have created and nurtured all these years.
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 06:47

Spot on Ripley!

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:56 AM (yJ1e6)

598 I dunno, Kreplach, at least you can play the dog-shit-in-a-flaming-bag thing with dog shit.

The gop is actively working with our enemies to destroy us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 06:57 AM (KVMek)

599 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 06:45 AM (NtglE)


And we have...
2 days later, still no package.
CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2018 06:52 AM (PA/U2)


If IrishEi was only expecting one package, the mystery is solved.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 06:57 AM (boNFp)

600 Farmer, I bet it's Nicholas Brady. I found a captioned photo online, but can't snag the photo.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2018 06:38

Thanks m. I'll have to look him up, sounds vaguely familiar but don't know who he is.

Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:59 AM (yJ1e6)

601 I ordered something from Amazon. I was told that the USPS was delivering it on Sunday, and they did. To my mailbox, out on the street, which I don't check on Sunday. Lucky it was nothing that could freeze

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

602 584 The U.S. Post office just delivered two packages to me from Amazon. It is 6:45 AM. Wow.

Either its fund raising time for the USPS before Congress, or there are subversive elements within the USPS who are trying to alter the department's image.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 06:47 AM (boNFp)

USPS Total Unfunded Liabilities $130 BILLION
UPS Market Cap $99 B
FEDEX Market Cap $60 B

So the USPS Big Govt action has wiped out about 82% of the value of private enterprise!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

603 Good morning horde. Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead, Only on my right side. So I can peck a bit on this keyboard still, iff'n I could only see it. Thank you so so very much for your exxtraordinary kindness and prayers. You are all so precious to me.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:00 AM (fD4nI)

604 "dickhead behind Glee has gotten funding to start a group that's going to go after "anti-LGBT" Republicans.

For whatever "anti-LGBT" means at this particular moment.




Posted by: Kreplach"

The new definition will be anybody that has never participated in homosexual activities.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 07:01 AM (MxEKc)

605
*click*

"...nd there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Con..."

*click*

"..President of the National Bank, and you still find time to make the best peccary pie in all of Lompoc! Oh, Dahlene, I remember when the least little problem used to put you right to thleep."

"Not any more, Madge! Now I just take one of these simple pills, called Anger-Dreamz..."

*click*

Posted by: Firesign Theater at December 04, 2018 07:01 AM (O74hG)

606 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:00 AM (fD4nI)

Glad to hear you're doing better, Ma'am. Lotta folks were asking about you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2018 07:03 AM (PA/U2)

607 603; Good Morning, Grammie. Great to see you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2018 07:04 AM (KP5rU)

608 The dickhead behind Glee has gotten funding to start a group that's going to go after "anti-LGBT" Republicans.

For whatever "anti-LGBT" means at this particular moment.

It means you have to actively promote LBGTASDFJKL; values. You have to care! Example: CFA has no written or spoken policies, So they are BAD!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

609 @COJ Bluebell shared some posts with me. You guys are too sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:05 AM (fD4nI)

610 Glad to hear you're doing better, Ma'am. Lotta folks were asking about you.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

And most of it was nice.

Glad you're better.

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

611 Hey chavez!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:06 AM (fD4nI)

612 I'm just going to put a big old umbrella THANK YOU up, so's everyone can stand under it. Otherwise my pirate eye will miss someone. My grandkids think the eye patch is embarassing, so I have that going for me.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:07 AM (fD4nI)

613 Hey chavez!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:06 AM (fD4nI)


Dipping into the collection plate?

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 07:08 AM (Y8PSl)

614 Hang tough, grammie!

Many prayers on your behalf are being offered by the Horde!

Posted by: BJM at December 04, 2018 07:08 AM (O74hG)

615 Wow! I just looked at the Chicago numbers for this past weekend.
6 killed 25 wounded
On a cold rainy weekend. The gangs must have recruited some real go getters

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

616 Crotchety: If you can track that package you'll probably see that it has criss-crossed the country. When they get lost, they get very, very lost.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:08 AM (NtglE)

617 The new definition will be anybody that has never participated in homosexual activities.
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 07:01 AM (MxEKc)

Kind of like Texas Gov Candidate Barbie actively promoting abortion. There is no such thing as a Prog or Dem that likes children. When they say FOR THE CHILDREN they mean give us more money taxes spending that we control.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

618 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:00 AM (fD4nI)

And you are precious to us!. FenSpouse and I prayed for you this morning at 5:00 EST and will continue to be in our prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 07:09 AM (AllCR)

619 My grandkids think the eye patch is embarassing, so I have that going for me.
Posted by: grammie winger

Get one of those stick on googly eyes for it. Then they'll feel better about it.

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

620 @COJ Bluebell shared some posts with me. You guys are too sweet.


Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:05 AM (fD4nI)


Its no fun to have to visit the local hospital emergency room. I did it once and saw people worse off than me, (auto accidents, I'd guess). But the young doctors were good at making a quick determination on your care, and I was probably regulated to "later"....But they were nice and professional. Anyway, good to see you back online.

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2018 07:11 AM (/qD8A)

621 Arrrr. Grammie is going to post like a pirate

So good to hear from you! And that you're feeling better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 07:11 AM (DZhfR)

622 Thanks to both you and FenSpouse, Fen. I appreciate that.

Bruce - great idea. I was thinking a red nose like Rudoplh, but yours is better.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:12 AM (fD4nI)

623 @608
Well since Kennedy conjured the "right to equal dignity" out of his ass the field is wide open for the homos and freaks to push the limits.

We ain't voting our way out of our predicament, OBVIOUSLY!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:12 AM (qxq6t)

624 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

Of course many do I am a registered Democrat as is my husband. We love our son and loved him before we started voting Republican in 2008, I know a number of Democrats who love their children, I do agree, however, that progressives tend to think more taxes are the solution for everything

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 07:12 AM (AllCR)

625 Grammie! So good to see you. Prayers will continue until you're fully recovered.

And a suggestion: put a little post-it note on your eye patch that says "Out of Order."

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:12 AM (NtglE)

626 Time to fire up the Nina Simone James rown's "Hot Paints" and pour myself a nice glass of fine wine. Join me, baby?


Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson

FIFY

Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2018 07:13 AM (0TPWt)

627 Thank you all again. I know I'm going to miss names. Rev is going to help me in the shower now. That is a can't-miss, so I'll be back a bit later.


Much, much love to you all. Much,

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 07:14 AM (fD4nI)

628 616 Crotchety: If you can track that package you'll probably see that it has criss-crossed the country. When they get lost, they get very, very lost.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:08 AM (NtglE)

----------------

I had package coming via USPS (beautiful stuff from our dear Jewells, no less) that was scanned as being at the Post Office down the street. Two minutes later, it was scanned as being at the airport half an hour away. I did eventually get it, but what the hell???

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 04, 2018 07:14 AM (XXNQ+)

629
Hello, all. And glad to see Grammie is doing fine. Well, not dead, don't know if she'd say fine or not.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 07:14 AM (f1Vqw)

630 So glad to see you posting and on the mend, grammie!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 04, 2018 07:16 AM (XXNQ+)

631
It's good not to be dead.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 07:16 AM (f1Vqw)

632 Hiya Grammie !

Glad you're ok !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:18 AM (kBI9E)

633 Very touching doggy and little girl video:


https://tinyurl.com/y8t7r5a5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 07:18 AM (AllCR)

634 596>>>

Anti-LGBT = "Refuse to stick human feces in your mouth and on your wang".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 07:20 AM (lmHwU)

635 Just wanted to wish Grammie all the best!

Posted by: Toni at December 04, 2018 07:21 AM (ppbIJ)

636 grammie! So glad you are here; the place was not the same without your voice. Bless you and yours as you recover.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Coffee at December 04, 2018 07:22 AM (Zvj7s)

637 Well it appears my last minute pish to get on the top sock list failed.

Glad to hear grammie is ok.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 07:22 AM (UdKB7)

638 Very touching doggy and little girl video:


Nice story. Thanks Fen

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

639 that was scanned as being at the Post Office down the street. Two minutes later, it was scanned as being at the airport half an hour away.

The miracle of distributed process and managed asynchronous queuing system !

Geeks for the Win!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 07:26 AM (boNFp)

640 624

I said there was no such things as a Prog that like children. Not loves their children!

My point is that when viewed as a collective whole (the way Progs and Dems live) children are a burden to women, or society, or the earth, depending on the cause de jure.
One example: Education! We use guns to round up money from parents to build building that children are forced to attend, by again using guns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

641 One example: Education!

Sticking with your theme of "not love children", it isn't education, its more like a thirteen years of kennel service with propaganda and disinformation thrown in.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 07:30 AM (boNFp)

642 I do not understand parents who refuse even the
basic vaccinations for their kids. Mine had any available, and now so do
my grandchildren.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 03, 2018 10:51 PM (JK7Jw)

A couple of point I have heard. Most vaccines are being made in China. Lowest bidder....they did so well with dog food. The other is they give newborn's every conceivable vaccine before they leave the hospital. Thinking that the child may never see another doctor. They could be that poor don't you know? The kid has not even been given the change to build up any immunity.
I would ask Where it is manufactured. I am willing to pay more for a US biased source. Let us space out these vaccination over 5 years before being exposed to the cruel outside world.

Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2018 07:30 AM (0TPWt)

643
Thanks m. I'll have to look him up, sounds vaguely familiar but don't know who he is.
Posted by: Farmer at December 04, 2018 06:59 AM (yJ1e6)


SecTreas under GHWB.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:32 AM (XdWyA)

644 Sticking with your theme of "not love children", it isn't education, its more like a thirteen years of kennel service with propaganda and disinformation thrown in.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

And that's why parents need to be responsible and educate their children when the kids aren't in school.
Especially in the parents day to day living.

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (8ikIW)

645 I had an eye blocked when I was a kid, ambliopia

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (OOlIQ)

646 639 The miracle of distributed process and managed asynchronous queuing system !

Geeks for the Win!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 07:26 AM (boNFp)

------------------

So there's even a name for it other than "USPS Inefficiency As Usual"? Interesting!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (XXNQ+)

647 When they start giving away tickets to see the Clintons road show I'm going to request a block and go. Who's with me?

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (UdKB7)

648 If libs cared about all the people they claim to care about, they'd be mortified by the results of their policies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

649 When they start giving away tickets to see the Clintons road show I'm going to request a block and go. Who's with me?
Posted by: freaked

I'm in. Maybe have an adult beverage before entering the venue?

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

650 I would love to go and heckle them dresses as Jim Acosta

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2018 07:36 AM (DZhfR)

651 I would love to go and heckle them dresses as Jim Acosta
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

With a MAGA hat on

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:36 AM (8ikIW)

652 I wanted the eye patch, but I got the fogged lens

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 07:37 AM (OOlIQ)

653 or dress as Vince Foster !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:37 AM (kBI9E)

654 'Maybe have an adult beverage before entering the venue?'

"An"?

I can make a wide variety of coughing and hacking noise, and ca. also do that thing where you put your hand under your armpit and make farting noises.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

655 I can make a wide variety of coughing and hacking noise, and can also do that thing where you put your hand under your armpit and make farting noises.
Posted by: freaked

Ha! I wonder how long before her overseers would come down upon us

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

656 Or have a few thousand people show up at the venue and just push pass all of the security for the event and of course, not pay to get in.

I wonder how that would go?

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)

657 {{{{grammie}}}}!!!!!!!

Welcome home!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 07:41 AM (U5tDi)

658 Jeez...Surrounded by hawt Fox babes and Shep is running around sucking dicks...WTF.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 04, 2018 07:41 AM (yhf6w)

659 I wonder if I can find a nice pant suit with a Mao jacket that will fit.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

660 {{{{grammie}}}}!!!!!!!

Welcome home!!!

Posted by: bluebell

She's in the shower.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:42 AM (kBI9E)

661 Most vaccines are being made in China.

The Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI) has been working with Chinese suppliers to support their applications for WHO prequalification for several vaccine candidates for the last two years,

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

662 Jeez...Surrounded by hawt Fox babes and Shep is running around sucking dicks...WTF.
Posted by: Tentotwo

On the air ?

Must be sweeps week.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:43 AM (kBI9E)

663 I just want to give a shoutout to the Arlo Pro-2 camera system that we installed at stately VIA Manor.

One of the features that they just included in a software update was 'Package Detection".

And it works.

Nice push alert of the USPS mail carrier placing a lightweight, but medium size box on our porch at 0630'ish this morning.

On the front edge of the porch.

In plain sight of potential porch pirates, of which we have many (Sense, the cameras)

And not an inch closer to the door than the leading edge of the porch itself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 07:44 AM (cqNba)

664 I hope JJ is OK. And his internet connection too! I depend on him to understand what is happening in the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Coffee at December 04, 2018 07:44 AM (Zvj7s)

665 ' I wonder if I can find a nice "orange jumpsuit " with a Mao jacket that will fit.'

I thought about it and edited my post.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 07:44 AM (UdKB7)

666 She's in the shower.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:42 AM (kBI9E)
---------

Oh, okay. I'll yell louder.

GRAMMIE!!!!!! WELCOME HOME!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 07:44 AM (U5tDi)

667 She's in the shower.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:42 AM
~~~~~

Proof that the internet is a massive invasion of your privacy.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:44 AM (NtglE)

668
On the air ?

Must be sweeps week.
Posted by: JT

I'm picturing the guy on the Ed Sullivan Show that would keep 8 plates spinning....

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)

669 She's in the shower.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:42 AM (kBI9E)
---------

Oh, okay. I'll yell louder.

GRAMMIE!!!!!! WELCOME HOME!!!!

Posted by: bluebell

LOL

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:45 AM (kBI9E)

670 JJ is NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

671 I'm picturing the guy on the Ed Sullivan Show that would keep 8 plates spinning....
Posted by: Bruce

Yeah, but he didn't lick them.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 07:46 AM (kBI9E)

672 Yay grammie! And eff off, autocucumber. And Mornin' Horde! Always great to start the day with good news!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 07:47 AM (lLeln)

673 Last!

Posted by: human at December 04, 2018 07:47 AM (0CeRG)

674 Macron blinked. Suspending new fuel taxes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 07:47 AM (/tuJf)

675 Good morning, Bluebell. How's the Christmas prep going (I'm sure you'e started already!)

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:48 AM (NtglE)

676 There is no such thing as a Prog or Dem that likes children

O.K. You got me there, You said "likes" not loves
But, of course there are Progs and Dems who like children too but yes, a number of Progressive policies are anti children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 07:48 AM (AllCR)

677 Darn.

Posted by: human at December 04, 2018 07:49 AM (0CeRG)

678 That's why this place is so awesome, everybody wished Grammie good tidingings

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 04, 2018 07:50 AM (OOlIQ)

679
~ COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2018 07:54 AM (GEhPL)

680 648 If libs cared about all the people they claim to care about, they'd be mortified by the results of their policies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

Most people now days do not vote for policies. They vote to force their ideas on others! About 45% of the US population is very willing to have a worse economy, higher taxes, less freedoms, and more Big Govt to their tribe into the preferred tribe status.

LBGTASDFJKL; is not about rights. (hell, you can stick weasels up each others asses as far as I care) It is about you approving their lifestyle, their mental illness, their sins.
Medicare for All is not about healthcare! Government really cannot do 1 fukn thing in healthcare except move goods and services around. Medicare for All is a plan to make all voter vote Progressive. Paul Ryan pushing Granny in the wheelchair off a clift will now be Paul Ryan pushing babies, k12 kids, colleges student, etc off cliff!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

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