Chairman of California Democrat Party Resigns Over Multiple Sexual Misconduct Allegations;
Media Strangely Muted Over Story

Yes, there is some coverage, but pretty much just a headline and then they move right on.

Nothing to see here, folks. MoveOn.org.

Here's the weird thing: He's gay. But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.

Multiple staffers told The Times that Bauman, the party's first openly gay chairman, would often make sexual comments to men and women at work.

One woman told the newspaper Bauman said he wanted to have sex with her and suggested she would have been a gay man in a previous life.

Grace Leekley, a 21-year-old temporary worker in the party's communications department, said she arranged for her own transportation when the party traveled around the state with candidates earlier this month because she did not want to be on a bus with Bauman.

At a lunch on the trip, she claimed Bauman asked her and another woman if they were having an affair in front of other colleagues. Although they said no, Bauman allegedly continued to press the pair.

Oh, of course he's saying he's going to get treated for alcohol abuse.

I have to start drinking more, or at least creating a paper trail of claiming I drink a lot, so I always have this Demon Rum Made Me Do It excuse in my back pocket.

Hey, remember when saying that if you're famous women let you grab them by the pussy was big news?

Not anymore.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:37 PM




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1

Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 07:35 PM (7qAdr)

2


Hi pirate grammie, wherever you are right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 07:35 PM (7qAdr)

3 Hi pirate grammie, wherever you are right now.

Seconded

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:36 PM (kBI9E)

4 As you often point out boss, misconduct by a Democrat is about that Democrat. Misconduct by a Republican is an indictment of all Republicans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

5 I have to start drinking more, or at least creating a paper trail of claiming I drink a lot, so I always have this Demon Rum Made Me Do It excuse in my back pocket.



Careful. Paper trail cuts both ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 07:36 PM (c3AZU)

6 My spider senses were tingling.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

7

I'm a Thoughtless Leader.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 07:36 PM (7qAdr)

8 Well I hope he wasn't singing Baby It's Cold Outside while doing an Indian handshake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (nAeGR)

9 Well,now that he successfully stole the election they can under bus him...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (BXMxN)

10

See, if this dude would have gone after young succulent boys, he woulda been ok.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (z8c2c)

11 Aaaarrrrgh, grammie!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

12 I'm a Faultless Leader.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (yQpMk)

13 >>Bauman allegedly continued to press the pair.


Is that a euphemism or a typo?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (opyfN)

14 All the leaves are brown...

Posted by: Romaine Ad Council at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (nAeGR)

15
Is this the Hanukkah thread?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 03, 2018 07:37 PM (7qAdr)

16

He's going to continue living his life as a gay man and fight against the NRA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 07:38 PM (aKsyK)

17 >>All the leaves are brown...


Juan went for a walk
in the lettuce bed

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 07:38 PM (opyfN)

18 I think this Bauman dude is onto something.

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 07:38 PM (Tyii7)

19 There was a paper a while back that pointed out something most people take for granted:
Homosexuality is a behavior. There is no actual scientific definition for "gay." Surveys show that most gay men also have sex with women, as this guy did. So did Kevin Spacey.

But the whole "pure gay" thing was pushed to convince people that they were "born that way" and that denying them marriage was evil because otherwise they'd never find love.

It was all a lie.

But what else is new.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

20 there are gay men who make a point of using crude and lewd language in public

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

21 He's going to continue living his life as a gay man and fight against the NRA.


for the children.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

22 So maybe only partially ghey

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (/rm4P)

23 >>One woman told the newspaper Bauman said he wanted to have sex with her and suggested she would have been a gay man in a previous life

He doesn't seem to have a real good handle on the gay thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

24 He's ghey confused.

Posted by: Neil deChicken Tyson at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

25 20
there are gay men who make a point of using crude and lewd language in public

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

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Yes, because if anyone complains they will call them "homophobes" and sic the Twitter mob on them.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

26 Democrat so I give this story about 48 hours max before it totes vanishes, never to be spoken of again!

Posted by: Jonah Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (f3oO4)

27 "Your sexual deviancy disgusts me and I refuse to travel with you, gay man."


1) Uttered by white, conservative male....Blasphemy! Homophobe!

Or

2) Uttered by millennial, shrewish broad...Believe All Womyn!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (9fX+O)

28 20 there are gay men who make a point of using crude and lewd language in public
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 03, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

There are straight men like that too. We call all of them assholes.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (ABjxW)

29 Must have been a handsome woman...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (BXMxN)

30 But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.

But if you're gay, it's okay.

*wink*

Posted by: Jack Tripper at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (DuAZ5)

31 So maybe only partially ghey


Sorry no. That would be like being partially cannibal. h/t Lucifer's Hammer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

32 If we are being honest, if you make a woman moist, she will always (95% of the time) allow you to grab her by the pussy.

*cue white knights and wymym screaming this isn't true*

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (rwVFm)

33 I refuse to be Willowed. This is comedy Goldberg:
260 AirBnB has it all wrong. If I were a travel dependent business I would certainly want to promote destinations that always have nice weather.
Posted by: Jonah's ottoman at December 03, 2018 07:35 PM (yScAF)

Posted by: Jonah's ottoman at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (yScAF)

34 But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.


If you use jazz hands, it's totes OK.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (ABjxW)

35 He doesn't seem to have a real good handle on the gay thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

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Sure he does. He's done quite well with it, actually.


Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

36 It's OK I am a member of the NRgAy

Posted by: Romaine Ad Council President at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (nAeGR)

37 Now there's a pickup line I've never seen before:

Hey baby - I want to have sex with you because I think you were a gay man in a previous life.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (U5tDi)

38 I have to start drinking more, or at least creating a paper trail of claiming I drink a lot, so I always have this Demon Rum Made Me Do It excuse in my back pocket.

Oh, thanks for the reminder. Got to get to the liquor store. My regular rum has suddenly disappeared from the shelves (guess I drank too much). Tried something else, not happy with it.

⚖ Weighing being as cash-only as possible against paying for booze with card for that paper trail.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (AeQtI)

39 Most ghey men hate young women because competition and other reasons.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (rwVFm)

40 Now there's a pickup line I've never seen before:

Hey baby - I want to have sex with you because I think you were a gay man in a previous life.




I'm sticking with chloroform.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

41 Sorry no. That would be like being partially cannibal. h/t Lucifer's Hammer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

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Most gay men also have sex with women. It's a behavior, not a physical trait.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

42 But if you're gay, it's okay.

*wink*
Posted by: Jack Tripper

Some of his best friends are women, or want to be

Posted by: Bruce at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (8ikIW)

43 My regular rum has suddenly disappeared from the shelves (guess I drank too much). Tried something else, not happy with it.

.....

Your regular rum is?

Your replacement?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (9fX+O)

44 Most gay men also have sex with women. It's a behavior, not a physical trait.


Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

45 Posted by: mindful webworker - 18 Days 'til Solstice at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (AeQtI)

Cash for booze and cigars is a prudent move!

Posted by: Jonah Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (f3oO4)

46 39
Most ghey men hate young women because competition and other reasons.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (rwVFm)

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Nope, that's a Hollywood-sponsored trope.

Provably false.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

47 Here's the weird thing: He's gay. But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.

Or, you know, just another bat-shit crazy leftist who loves power like meth.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (7TCRf)

48 eh.

what bugs me ab out california politics is "vote harvesting". it's open fraud. they stole orange county and who knows how many other districts.

"vote harvesting" is illegal in numerous states.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (Pg+x7)

49 "I have to start drinking more, or at least creating a paper trail of claiming I drink a lot, so I always have this Demon Rum Made Me Do It excuse in my back pocket."

No need for a paper trail, all they nned to do is interview me.

Posted by: Ace's corner liquor store worker at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (nAeGR)

50 But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.





If you use jazz slow hands, it's totes OK.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (ABjxW)


Darlin', I fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Zombie Conway Twitty at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (QLvwG)

51 So alcohol makes you gay?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (xPl2J)

52 The dick cannot be unsucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

53 I have to start drinking more, or at least creating a paper trail of claiming I drink a lot, so I always have this Demon Rum Made Me Do It excuse in my back pocket.
________

One step ahead of you. Here in Upstate NY, there's a product called Genesee Black -- 8% alcohol, comes in 24-oz. cans. Have a special file for my receipts.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (T9f3V)

54 So maybe only partially ghey

Sorry no. That would be like being partially cannibal. h/t Lucifer's Hammer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

What if he likes white meat, but won't touch dark meat. Or, vice versa. Would that count as partially gay?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (3sjI6)

55 >>Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.


Ace said the magic number was 6.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (opyfN)

56 I'm sticking with chloroform.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
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That's less painful than that pickup line and probably works better too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (U5tDi)

57 Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

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People get over it. A bunch of British writers were what we'd now call gay in their youth then grew up (and overcame their twisted boarding school experiences). Some became arch-conservatives.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

58 California setting the high bar once again. Just looking at this skeevy pervert suggests he would place his genitalia into or onto anything that gave him consent.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (Z9C5C)

59 Chairman of California Democrat Party Resigns Over Multiple Sexual Misconduct Allegations;

All from one incident?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (q45uC)

60 "vote harvesting" is illegal in numerous states.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (Pg+x7)

Wait until 2020 when they have it perfected and deemed Constitutional!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (f3oO4)

61 Maybe he's frying pan-sexual.
If you're tossing a salad, what's the difference if there's more or less hair?

Posted by: Gay Guy Fieri at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (TUU1F)

62 Now there's a pickup line I've never seen before:

.....

Him: Damn gurl, are you a math book or somethin'?

Her: No, why? **giggles and slurps down cocktail**

Him: Because you've got a lot of f*cking problems!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (9fX+O)

63 It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman for a date.

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

64 55 >>Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.


Ace said the magic number was 6.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (opyfN)



Depends on if you wear crocs or not I think.

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2018 07:47 PM (WaxcS)

65 I'm sticking with chloroform.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk

Ah, not a fan of the ol' roofie colada?

https://tinyurl.com/ok2ttly

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2018 07:47 PM (GBteo)

66 ... republican reps easily won reelection on nov. 6 to lose days and week later as "harvested votes" rolled in.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:47 PM (Pg+x7)

67 46 39
Most ghey men hate young women because competition and other reasons.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:42 PM (rwVFm)

---
Nope, that's a Hollywood-sponsored trope.

Provably false.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

I didn't get that shit from Hollywood, bro. I said young women, as in 18-30 maybe 35.at the latest. If anything, Hollywood pushes that gay men love women and all want to be their BBFs.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:47 PM (rwVFm)

68 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:46 PM (9fX+O)
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Oh dear. Never heard that one either.

Forgive me for not remembering, but are you the bartender? If so, I bet you've heard some crazy pickup lines and I'll say right now I don't want to hear them.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (U5tDi)

69 Some became arch-conservatives.

Yet remain gay. It's the law.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

70 If being an alcoholic wouldn't work for Kavanaugh, why should it work for us?

The guy walks because he's a Democrat. Which is legally less questionable than being a pedophile, but just as bad morally

Posted by: trev006 at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (qqEFK)

71 Hell, we in California just elected as our new governor, a guy who SCREWED HIS BEST FRIEND'S WIFE, and then blamed it on his drinking. He swore he was going to get treatment for it, and then laughed after the news cycle died down.

It's starting to look like being a moral defective is a job requirement in California's Democrat party. Yeah, tell me just how shocked you are.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (iIzG7)

72 I'm sticking with chloroform.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
--------

That's less painful than that pickup line and probably works better too.
Posted by: bluebell



Does this rag smell like ether?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (c3AZU)

73 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

Posted by: Chairmanwomanmanwomanman Baumanwoman at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (Ndje9)

74 Is the new HMFIC up to speed on vote-rigging?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (2xR5z)

75 It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman for a date.
Posted by: Weasel

Did she say yes ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (kBI9E)

76 Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (U5tDi)

....

Guilty as charged. And no, you don't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (9fX+O)

77 Ether is the poor man's chloroform.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

78 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:44 PM (Pg+x7)

So, what can be done to stop vote harvesting in CA?

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (kiSdp)

79 A homo who's cooch curious?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (y7DUB)

80 In a related story of sex crimes by democrats that's being covered up by the MSM, testimony begins tomorrow in the investigation of NJ Governor Phil Murphy staffer accused of rape.


https://tinyurl.com/yaqefxus

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (Izzlo)

81 52
The dick cannot be unsucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

---
You understand that this is exactly the Democrat position on therapy, right?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

82 This fool is not going to drink the freak away.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (ZoDuK)

83

Did she say yes ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (kBI9E)
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She did!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (MVjcR)

84 If he were the Republican chair of, idaknow, SC, think it would be this quiet?

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (F7lRL)

85 Grace Leekley, a 21-year-old temporary worker in the party's communications department, said she arranged for her own transportation when the party traveled around the state with candidates earlier this month because she did not want to be on a bus with Bauman.

Bauman's theme song was Aqualung.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (q45uC)

86 79 A homo who's cooch curious?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (y7DUB)


A vagina is just an introverted penis....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (/9p9e)

87 She did!


Your numerous needlelike teeth notwithstanding. She's a keeper.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

88 Forgive me for not remembering, but are you the bartender? If so, I bet you've heard some crazy pickup lines and I'll say right now I don't want to hear them.
Posted by: bluebell

(Holds pencil........)

Let's not be hasty

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (kBI9E)

89 Forgive me for not remembering, but are you the bartender? If so, I bet you've heard some crazy pickup lines and I'll say right now I don't want to hear them.
Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (U5tDi)

I bet you've heard lots of pickup lines. So, what's one more?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 07:51 PM (3sjI6)

90 I didn't get that shit from Hollywood, bro. I said
young women, as in 18-30 maybe 35.at the latest. If anything, Hollywood
pushes that gay men love women and all want to be their BBFs.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 07:47 PM (rwVFm)

---
The trope is that they would NEVER NEVER touch icky women.

And this guy clearly relied on it.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:51 PM (cfSRQ)

91 If being an alcoholic wouldn't work for Kavanaugh, why should it work for us?

The guy walks because he's a Democrat. Which is legally less questionable than being a pedophile, but just as bad morally
Posted by: trev006 at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (qqEFK)


Th key sorting parameter is Democrat or Republican or Conservative. All is quickly forgiven, if and only if, you're a Democrat in good standing.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:51 PM (f3oO4)

92 Did she say yes ?
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (kBI9E)
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She did!
Posted by: Weasel

Nice !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (kBI9E)

93 Does he like doughy black scientists?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

94
Your numerous needlelike teeth notwithstanding. She's a keeper.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (yQpMk)
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Thanks! I like her!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

95 Calm Mentor,
GFMe doesn't let PayPal through on private fund raisers. I will send you an email so we can make an alternative arrangement.

I just completed my second go around at SSI. After five years and one claim denied I got approved for disability benefits.

The moral and spiritual support I got here at AoS HQ (along with the constant laughs) went a long way to keep me going.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (yScAF)

96 Theoretically, if a dick moves at a speed approaching the speed of light and is being sucked at the event horizon of a black hole, then according to Neil deGr----

--- never mind.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (T9f3V)

97 Demon Rum Made Me Do It

Meeting starts at 8. Next month you're making coffee.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (FhXTo)

98 It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman for a date.

It took me 2 beers to work up the nerve to ask my husband out. For real.. if I had waited for him I'd still be single.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (dUJdY)

99 @48

Well who on the GOP side is going to step up and do anything about it?


Paul Ryan just whined about about.


Kevin McCarthy who you would think would be spitting fire about this because ostensibly being a Republican from California he should be worried about being next on the Donks hit list seems to not give a shit.

And that acting AG looks like he's been stuffed inside a locker by the BMOC's and is just as inactive and useless as the piece of shit he replaced.

So unless Trump steps up and says something it looks like the GOP is just going to take it up the ass, AS USUAL.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit....

...and they're into butt stuff.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (qxq6t)

100 Maybe gay men are just sexually random or omnivorous. Their brains are damaged in the sense that they have lost the knowledge of what sex is for. They just randomly fixate on this or that as an object of sexual desire. It just happens to be adolescent males most of the time, as Pope Francis is just now discovering to his dismay.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (/qEW2)

101 I bet you've heard lots of pickup lines. So, what's one more?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 07:51 PM

....

Alright, one more.

"I put the STD in stud and all I need now is U"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (9fX+O)

102 I bet you've heard lots of pickup lines. So, what's one more?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 07:51 PM (3sjI6)
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I actually haven't. And reading about them here is bad enough!

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (U5tDi)

103 93 Does he like doughy black scientists?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)


I saw Doughy Black Scientists open for Four Non Blondes at that Mosh Pit in '94.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 07:53 PM (/9p9e)

104 Let this be a lesson:

@CNN 34m

A figure hangs from a house, unable to reach a fallen ladder, in a scene that led to panicked 911 calls. One good Samaritan stopped his car and ran to help the man, only to find a Clark Griswold dummy in a "Christmas Vacation" holiday lights display. https://cnn.it/2EdoHFQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 07:53 PM (7TCRf)

105 Someone posted as Jack Tripper from 3's Company. It got me thinking, was there still places in the late 70's that wouldn't rent an apartment to a couple girls and a guy? I mean in CA especially? It's not like we're talking Bible belt in 1930.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 07:53 PM (nAeGR)

106 Is this the guy that tried to organize a boycott of a company that made a donation to the Republican Party.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (nBr1j)

107 Mrs. Weasel is DEFINITELY a keeper. Weasel is one lucky weasel.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (U5tDi)

108 Calm Mentor,
GFMe doesn't let PayPal through on private fund raisers. I will send you an email so we can make an alternative arrangement.

I just completed my second go around at SSI. After five years and one claim denied I got approved for disability benefits.

The moral and spiritual support I got here at AoS HQ (along with the constant laughs) went a long way to keep me going.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (yScAF)

---------------

Thank you very much Deacon!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (ffYR/)

109 Yet remain gay. It's the law.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

---
So do you actually think they're 'born that way' or merely that some sins can never be washed clean?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

110 Demon Rum Made Me Do It

Meeting starts at 8. Next month you're making coffee.
Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (FhXTo)


AND you're bringing the cigarettes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:55 PM (f3oO4)

111 I saw Doughy Black Scientists open for Four Non Blondes at that Mosh Pit in '94.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 07:53 PM


25 years and my life is still...and I say haeeey ahhhayyyaaaaaahhhheyaaaaaeeeee what's goin on?!!!!! Worst FUCKING song EVEH!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 07:55 PM (nAeGR)

112 "Did it hurt your face when you fell from Heaven? Because it's killing me just to look at it."

(I don't know if that's a bad pickup line or if my delivery needs work.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 07:55 PM (T9f3V)

113 107 Mrs. Weasel is DEFINITELY a keeper. Weasel is one lucky weasel.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (U5tDi)
-------
I have a theory she must've committed a horrible act in a previous life.

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

114
There was a paper a while back that pointed out something most people take for granted:
Homosexuality
is a behavior. There is no actual scientific definition for "gay."
Surveys show that most gay men also have sex with women, as this guy
did.


Yup. And I'll add one more.


Behavioral fad.
Neil Boortz used carry on about "why would someone CHOOSE to live this way with all the social and psychological baggage that goes with it."

I don't know, Neil.

Why would a boy " choose" to have his penis cut off and play girl?

Why would a human have their face and body altered to resemble an animal?

Why would people bore holes in their ears and stretch them for pieces of pipe to fit?


Action is not dictated by genes. It is dictated by will.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (LL1Be)

115 Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (qxq6t)

YeahMcCarthy has never been accused of being smart. The bright side is when he gets jail sexed, errrr vote harvested, he will never make any more phony commercials about how conservative he is.

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (kiSdp)

116 @112

It sound like something Yakoff Smirnoff would say

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (qxq6t)

117 I was at work all day. Any new news on grammie winger?

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (PF4TZ)

118 "Did it hurt your face when you fell from Heaven? Because it's killing me just to look at it."

(I don't know if that's a bad pickup line or if my delivery needs work.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 07:55 PM (T9f3V)


You can keep them guessing with that one.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (q45uC)

119 Here's the weird thing: He's gay. But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women. And... touched them.




Barry O: Woman?!?!? EWWW!!! Gross!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (SiINZ)

120 44 Most gay men also have sex with women. It's a behavior, not a physical trait.


Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

What if it's your own dick?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (zUD19)

121 78 clutch: "so what can be done about vote harvesting in ca?

i don't know. federal law? lawsuits? if republicans were doing it dems would making a federal case and a federal case out of it. "attack on ameerica" stealing the elections" "destroying democracy" "fascism" etc etc.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (Pg+x7)

122 Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

I viewed as the punchline of an old old joke.

You rob one bank, get caught, do your time, and you're a free man.

BUT suck one little dick and you're a gay forever!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (f3oO4)

123 Booze makes me hungry.

Really, really hungry. Sometimes I get a crate of the good stuff from London, and then just eat like you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: E.D. Amin at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (4UI8/)

124 If being an alcoholic wouldn't work for Kavanaugh, why should it work for us?

The guy walks because he's a Democrat. Which is legally less questionable than being a pedophile, but just as bad morally
Posted by: trev006 at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (qqEFK)

You know how liberals always hate the slippery slope argument, right? Claim it's a "logical fallacy", even when true. Well, remember when the left was trying to impose gay marriage? And people argued that you would open the door to marrying an animal and such. I am willing to bet that not only bestiality, but pedophilia will be crowned as brave and noble behavior that we should accept, just like transgenders. Besides, you can't help who you love, right?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (3sjI6)

125 The Clinton model.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (eYLSy)

126 What if it's your own dick?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (zUD19)

^5

Posted by: Ron 'Hedgehog' Jeremy at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (QLvwG)

127 98 It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman for a date.

It took me 2 beers to work up the nerve to ask my husband out. For real.. if I had waited for him I'd still be single.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 07:52 PM (dUJdY)

Eh?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (zUD19)

128 @115

Yep, the GOP is definitely into anal.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (qxq6t)

129 A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (bUjCl)

130 There was a paper a while back that pointed out something most people take for granted:
Homosexuality is a behavior. There is no actual scientific definition for "gay." Surveys show that most gay men also have sex with women, as this guy did. So did Kevin Spacey.

But the whole "pure gay" thing was pushed to convince people that they were "born that way" and that denying them marriage was evil because otherwise they'd never find love.

It was all a lie.

But what else is new.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at December 03, 2018 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)


My argument for a while has been that you have homosexual attraction versus behavior. The latter may be a result of the former, but it's not exclusive. You can have the latter triggered by other factors (such as what happens among prisoners).

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (SgjGX)

131 Let this be a lesson:

@CNN 34m

A figure hangs from a house, unable to reach a fallen ladder, in a scene that led to panicked 911 calls. One good Samaritan stopped his car and ran to help the man, only to find a Clark Griswold dummy in a "Christmas Vacation" holiday lights display. https://cnn.it/2EdoHFQ
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 07:53 PM (7TCRf)

---------------------------

I heard about this on the radio on the drive home. Do people really think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown man?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2018 07:58 PM (+F0Wk)

132
Did she say yes ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 07:48 PM (kBI9E)


Not yet, but she's shackled in the basement until she does.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)

133 Jerome Corsi Ethics Complaint Accuses Mueller of Coercing 'False Testimony'

Attorneys representing Jerome Corsi filed an ethics complaint Monday accusing prosecutors in Special Counsel Robert Mueller's office of pressuring their client to provide "false testimony" against Republican operative Roger Stone and President Trump.

"Dr. Corsi has been threatened with immediate indictment by Mueller's prosecutorial staff unless he testifies falsely against Roger Stone and/or President Donald Trump and his presidential campaign, among other false testimony,"




Captain Renault: I'm shocked. Shocked to find that Mewler is an underhanded, conniving, scumbag who will resort to any dirty tricks to get what he wants.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)

134 Alcohol doesn't make you ghey, its more like a truth syrup

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (/rm4P)

135 The gentlemanly approach often works for picking up a mate at a gay bar.

Something is simple as offering to push someone's stool for them often yields positive results.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (9fX+O)

136 111 Worst FUCKING song EVEH!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 07:55 PM (nAeGR)


"I know, right?!"

- - Heartbeat, It's a Love-Beat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)

137 What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (bUjCl)

138 Most gay men also have sex with women. It's a behavior, not a physical trait.


Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

What if it's your own dick?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (zUD19)

---------------

What, and never leave the house?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (ffYR/)

139 I was at work all day. Any new news on grammie winger?
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (PF4TZ)


She is due home from the hospital and the transition to Pirate was a success, is what I'm hearing.

Yarr new pronouns are Yarr and Matey.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

140 I have a theory she must've committed a horrible act in a previous life.


I have a theory that Mrs928 is planning one for this life.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

141 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (Pg+x7)

And somehow we never have standing. How can that be with Federal elections?

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (kiSdp)

142 >>I heard about this on the radio on the drive home. Do people really think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown man?

Some full grown men are short.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

143 86 79 A homo who's cooch curious?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2018 07:49 PM (y7DUB)


A vagina is just an introverted penis....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 07:50 PM (/9p9e)

What's an extroverted penis?

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (rwVFm)

144 The Democratus Oath--Thou shall not prosecute or convict our own kind.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (FUJZT)

145 My, you're pretty. Have a little German in you?

No?

Want some?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (QLvwG)

146 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2018 07:57 PM (Pg+x7)

If the GOP Establishment had competence, brains, and integrity, they could be an opposition party. But since they have none of those attributes, they will forever be known as second class grifters!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (f3oO4)

147 It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (bUjCl)

148 "Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)"

Shep: "And a thousand makes you legendary!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (OjnQU)

149 I've heard a few pickup lines. My all-time favorite, for cheesiness:

Wright State University, fall 1980. I'm sitting on a bench, guy walks by, stops, brushes the cuff of his jeans and says, "off the cuff, you're pretty cute!"

I should have asked him to marry me right there, but I was pretending to be a lesbian, and it took years for me to get myself together.

I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

150 You know what would look good on you?

Me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (/tuJf)

151 Ok, hogmartin. I don't get the pirate reference.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (PF4TZ)

152

Jonah has become a disgrace.

Saying things. Anything. "With authority."

It's so embarrassing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (pR4Ro)

153 "Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)"

Shep: "And a thousand makes you legendary!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (OjnQU)




Barry O: An amateur in my book

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (SiINZ)

154 What's an extroverted penis?
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (rwVFm)

------------------------------

Andy Dick?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (+F0Wk)

155 Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)

156 Excuse me, can I smell your p - - sy? No?, it must be your feet then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (nAeGR)

157 I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.
Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

Not with that horrible pick up line.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (dUJdY)

158 I was at work all day. Any new news on grammie winger?
Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 07:56 PM (PF4TZ)
----------

Infidel, she was released from the hospital late this morning and is at her daughter's house. They determined it was her lupus flaring up. She can't close her right eye so has to wear a patch, and still can't move her face. But she's in good spirits, and says she will be back on the blog soon.

I expect she's been sleeping all day. I don't think she slept at all yesterday and the first email I got from her was at 3:50 am.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (U5tDi)

159 What's an extroverted penis?
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (rwVFm)

------
Hey there!

Posted by: TV Astronomer's Wiener at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (4UI8/)

160 Ok, hogmartin. I don't get the pirate reference.
Posted by: Infidel

Her eye won't close and she has to wear a patch.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (kBI9E)

161 Do people really think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown man?

SPOILER ALERT: In "Christmas Vacation", it does not.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ykYG2)

162 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ZoDuK)

163 I was working in a bar when I met my now husband. I heard every line there is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (dUJdY)

164 What's an extroverted penis?
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:00 PM (rwVFm)

An erection?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (3sjI6)

165 I heard about this on the radio on the drive home. Do people really think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown man?

Yes, actually it can.

Posted by: Ben Shapirooo at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (nAeGR)

166 I find your lack of nudity disturbing

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (bUjCl)

167 Ok, hogmartin. I don't get the pirate reference.
Posted by: Infidel

Her eye won't close and she has to wear a patch.
Posted by: JT

And Bluebell lent her a sword.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (kBI9E)

168 "What's an extroverted penis?"

Happy depending on the introverted one's willingness to be happy, too.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (OjnQU)

169 The Supreme Court created this crazy fucked-up gender shit when went along withe behavioral fad and validated "Gay Marriage".

While simultaneously sucking Obama's dick.


Gay case. Gay ruling. Gay outcome. Gay President.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

170 I heard about this on the radio on the drive home. Do people really think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown man?

Yes, actually it can.

Posted by: Ben Shapirooo at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (nAeGR)



Three apples tall is not "full-grown".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

171 The Supreme Court created this crazy fucked-up gender shit when they went along withe behavioral fad and validated "Gay Marriage".

While simultaneously sucking Obama's dick.


Gay case. Gay ruling. Gay outcome. Gay President.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

172 You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)

173 Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (U5tDi)

BB, thanks for the grammie status update!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (f3oO4)

174 "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you carry a grudge against me like a total bee-otch?"

(Another one that needs refining.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (T9f3V)

175 I was working in a bar when I met my now husband. I heard every line there is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (dUJdY)


Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Horde Hivemind at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (QLvwG)

176 Oh boy. I probably should have kept my mouth shut about pickup lines. Well, my kitchen needs cleaning anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (U5tDi)

177 Excuse me, miss. Can I ask a question of you. Do you sleep on your stomach? No, do you mind if I do?

Posted by: Bar guy at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (nAeGR)

178 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)

179 Somebody can lend her a parrot would be a nice gesture

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (/rm4P)

180 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Maybe, but it's straight to the point. Why beat around the bush?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

181 e-mail sent CM

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (yScAF)

182 Hey, it's 2AM!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

183 You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (/tuJf)
---------

And even then I knew I'd have a much better life
Either with or without you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (U5tDi)

184 "Come here often?"

"No"

"I can help with that".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (9fX+O)

185 "I heard about this on the radio on the drive home. Do people really
think a gutter is going to be able to support the weight of a full-grown
man?"


I can tell you from personal experience that, it addition to supporting the weight of my mind (which is frequently in one), that the gutter can usually support not just me, but any number of drunks. I have not cracked the pavement, not even once.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (iIzG7)

186 174 "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you carry a grudge against me like a total bee-otch?"

(Another one that needs refining.)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM (T9f3V)


"My hovercraft is full of eels..."

- - Hungarian/English Phrase Book

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (/9p9e)

187 You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM

Don't you want me baby!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bar guy at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (nAeGR)

188 148 "Suck one dick and you are gay. Them's the rules.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)"

Shep: "And a thousand makes you legendary!"
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (OjnQU)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (zUD19)

189 180 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Maybe, but it's straight to the point. Why beat around the bush?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (dUJdY)


Nice phrasing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (/9p9e)

190
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ZoDuK)

Just the punch line:

"Yes, but I get laid a lot too!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (f3oO4)

191 "Maybe, but it's straight to the point. Why beat around the bush?"
-Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

Foreplay?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (Ckg4U)

192 Somebody can lend her a parrot would be a nice gesture
Posted by: Skip

Speaking of that.... every once in awhile, a parakeet shows up at my bird feeder.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (kBI9E)

193 Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (bUjCl)

194 If we are being honest, if you make a woman moist, she will always (95% of the time) allow you to grab her by the pussy."

Ah, the swifter wetjet work?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (6qErC)

195 187 You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:05 PM

Don't you want me baby!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bar guy at December 03, 2018 08:07 PM (nAeGR)


Old and busted - Don't you want me, baby.
New hotness - Don't chew on me, baby.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (/9p9e)

196 Hey baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!

Posted by: Mr. Microphone Guy at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (QLvwG)

197 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Poetry! Sheer poetry!

Posted by: Bar guy at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (nAeGR)

198 I figured you'd get it J.J.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (dUJdY)

199 Speaking of that.... every once in awhile, a parakeet shows up at my bird feeder.
Posted by: JT



FREEDOM!
--Braveheart McParakeet

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (c3AZU)

200 SUCCESSFUL: "When I'm with you, time stands still."

NOT SO SUCCESSFUL: "Baby, your face could stop a clock."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2018 08:08 PM (iIzG7)

201 Jonah G's sin is sloth.

Jonah got his gig at NR, and he published a not-bad libertarian book, and he thought he could apply this libertarian whinging against Trump as he did against Dubya, Hillary, and The Dog Eater. Because it had worked for him before, and it's easy to do what you did before.

Jonah refuses to acknowledge (in public) that Trump is the anti fascist leader. That the Bushes and the Obamas and the Clintons are the creatures of the deepstate, and that Trump isn't.

Jonah knows all this. But he is lazy, cowardly, and - in the end - dishonest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

202 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (bUjCl)

203 So France gets raped and pillaged by the Arabs and they just roll over and take it, but tack on a couple of francs to a litre of petrol...

Posted by: Regular joe at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (7PllL)

204 I'm betting you'll really look fine at closing time!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (f3oO4)

205 "Shep: "And a thousand makes you legendary!"
Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:01 PM (OjnQU)

Tell me about it."

I love you. Maybe...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (OjnQU)

206
Phil Rivers and his wife are expecting their ninth kid.

Yes, Catholic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (LsBY9)

207
I'm betting you'll really look fine at closing time!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (f3oO4)


This is known.

Posted by: Mickey Gilley at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (QLvwG)

208 Is your name Summer cuz you are hot!

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl)

209 YAH.
Double Poat!

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

210 You look just like my ex girlfriend. She disappeared a few months ago.

Posted by: Failed Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (nAeGR)

211 Oh, my God.

The guy responsible for Lace Wigs is alive and well and living on a cruise ship for the rest of his life.

It ALL makes sense now.

(This might be a slight exaggeration. About the wigs, anyway.)

Forbes link in nic.

Posted by: filbert at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (953wK)

212 Not with that horrible pick up line.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (dUJdY

Haha, I know, but I did have other interactions with him, small campus, and he was a sweet and sincere man. I'm sure that he did.

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

213 Hey baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!"

And for 12.88 they make great Christmas gifts!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (6qErC)

214 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ZoDuK)


Best one I ever heard was "Have any of you guys ever had your gun barrels re-blued?".

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

215 Thanks bluebell. I was praying all day.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (PF4TZ)

216 180 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Maybe, but it's straight to the point. Why beat around the bush?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

You ain't wrong.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (rwVFm)

217 And Bluebell lent her a sword.
Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:04 PM (kBI9E)

Hey, grammie. You can swash my buckle anytime you want.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (3sjI6)

218 Do you want to see something swell?

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)

219 203 So France gets raped and pillaged by the Arabs and they just roll over and take it, but tack on a couple of francs to a litre of petrol...
Posted by: Regular joe at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (7PllL)


The tax might have been the straw that broke the camel's back. At least I hope so. Shooting up theaters, beheading people, tossing old ladies off roofs and mowing people down with 18 wheelers I guess was all building to the "Falling Down"/Howard Beale moment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (/9p9e)

220 Are you Cinderella? Cause I see that dress coming off at midnight.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

221 Best one I ever heard was "Have any of you guys ever had your gun barrels re-blued?".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM


Hot or cold?

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (DMUuz)

222 "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

(The trick to a cheesy pickup line is to make the woman believe you're trying to seduce her which leaves her totally off-guard while you're stealing her identity.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (T9f3V)

223 I'm betting you'll really look fine at closing time!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM (f3oO4)


This is known.
Posted by: Mickey Gilley


When you go to bed at 2 with a 10, and wake up at 10 with a two.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (c3AZU)

224 Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (bUjCl)

225 206
Phil Rivers and his wife are expecting their ninth kid.

Yes, Catholic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (LsBY9)


Insert Groucho cigar line from "You Bet Your Life" here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (/9p9e)

226 So France gets raped and pillaged by the Arabs and they just roll over and take it, but tack on a couple of francs to a litre of petrol...

Posted by: Regular joe at December 03, 2018 08:09 PM

.....

We were discussing that at work today.

I'm waiting patiently for the pundits to weigh in on how Macron is tearing the country apart with his behavior.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (9fX+O)

227 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ZoDuK)

My personal favorite was, "Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (3sjI6)

228 "Hey baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!"

And for 12.88 they make great Christmas gifts!

Freedom Rock! Turn it up, Dude!

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (OjnQU)

229 Here's the weird thing: He's gay. But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women.

He's not a real gay. Off with his head.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (NAs56)

230 "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

"Slippery When Wet," she answered.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (iIzG7)

231 Do you want to see something swell?


Oh God, why did I laugh at that?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (dUJdY)

232 Andy Dick?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2018 08:02 PM (+F0Wk)


I think this serves as an allegory of the cluelessness of liberals.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=d8j5s-xdok4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (/qEW2)

233 Best one I ever heard was "Have any of you guys ever had your gun barrels re-blued?".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:10 PM (t+qrx)


Followed by

"I have a bore snake you can use!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

234 Do you want to see something swell?

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl)

Are you Cinderella? Cause I see that dress coming off at midnight.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:11 PM (/tuJf)



Slick Willie: Not so fast. I'm trying to write all of these down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)

235 Phil Rivers and his wife are expecting their ninth kid.

Yes, Catholic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I read that as Phil Silvers and was like WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (c3AZU)

236 hogmartin, that really wasn't a gutter question, I swear.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (ZoDuK)

237 227 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:03 PM (ZoDuK)

My personal favorite was, "Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize?"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (3sjI6)

Never appologize.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (rwVFm)

238 I'm waiting patiently for the pundits to weigh in on how Macron is tearing the country apart with his behavior.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (9fX+O)

I'm surprised they haven't latched on to his "grab them by the croissant" comment.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (3sjI6)

239 Hey baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!"

And for 12.88 they make great Christmas gifts!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at D




mr. microphone?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (MTjB1)

240 I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)

241 Your ass is so fine its a shame you have to sit on it.

It must be made of jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

242 39 Most ghey men hate young women because competition and other reasons.

I lived in Houston throughout my twenties. I did indeed hear vitriol against twentysomething "bimboes" from the homosexual men in Montrose.

Such men did hang out with women. Thirtysomething women. They weren't competition anymore.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

243 Do you like pancakes for breakfast? Shall I bring them up or meet you at IHOP?

Posted by: Dating Guide For The Young Ewok About Town at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (QLvwG)

244 Here's the weird thing: He's gay. But he still made sexually inappropriate remarks to women.



He's not a real gay. Off with his head.


He should settle down. Get "Gay Married".

That'll fix him.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (LL1Be)

245 Wright State University, fall 1980. I'm sitting on a bench, guy walks by, stops, brushes the cuff of his jeans and says, "off the cuff, you're pretty cute!"

I should have asked him to marry me right there, but I was pretending to be a lesbian, and it took years for me to get myself together.

I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.
Posted by: April


Really? I was at Wright State in the fall of 1980, starting my Senior year. Never used that pickup line though. In fact, never did anything like that.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)

246 hogmartin, that really wasn't a gutter question, I swear.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:13 PM (ZoDuK)


I know, but I still laughed loud enough when I read it that it startled the cat.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

247 should I call you for breakfast or just nudge you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

248 It must be made of jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM

.....

I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (9fX+O)

249 It may look like a needle, but baby it works like a sowing machine!

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (bUjCl)

250 "Hey". Always worked for me.

Posted by: Burt Reynolds at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (NAs56)

251 So France gets raped and pillaged by the Arabs and they just roll over and take it, but tack on a couple of francs to a litre of petrol...

"but above all things [the Prince] must keep his hands off the property of others, because men more quickly forget the death of their father than the loss of their patrimony" -- Niccolo Machiavelli

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (ykYG2)

252 Do you like tulips?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)

253 Really? I was at Wright State in the fall of 1980, starting my Senior year. Never used that pickup line though. In fact, never did anything like that.

Fascinating.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)


So you were at Wright State at the right time?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 08:16 PM (t+qrx)

254 Wright State University, fall 1980. I'm sitting on a bench, guy walks by, stops, brushes the cuff of his jeans and says, "off the cuff, you're pretty cute!"

I should have asked him to marry me right there, but I was pretending to be a lesbian, and it took years for me to get myself together.

I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.
Posted by: April



has to be the worst line ever, does not even qualify as a line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:17 PM (MTjB1)

255 So, Mr. Bauman, in six weeks, a 150000 a year state job or Chairmanship of a new Super-PAC?

Posted by: JB1000 at December 03, 2018 08:17 PM (aZ9CV)

256 They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

257 My personal favorite was, "Do you want to fuck, or should I apologize?"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:12 PM (3sjI6)

Never appologize.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (rwVFm)

I was positioning myself to have an excuse when I am nominated to the SCOTUS. "Hey, I offered to apologize. And she hit me! I'm the victim in all this!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:17 PM (3sjI6)

258
- Go Downtown
- Don't drink
- Offer girls ride home
- flirt with girl in front seat so she competes for attention with back seat loser friends
- close with a kiss/make out session when dropping off
- get invited in for sex

You're welcome.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (rwVFm)

259
240 I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Posted by: creepy pickup line generator at December 03, 2018 08:14 PM (bUjCl)

Ooh I need to try this one at work with one of the women in the office.

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)

260 I should have asked him to marry me right there, but I was pretending to be a lesbian, and it took years for me to get myself together.

I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.
Posted by: April

How hard were you pretending, exactly?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (zUD19)

261 None of you would believe the carousing, drinking, and whoring that goes on at the State Capitol.

What? Do you think Gavin Newsom was fired for sexual harassment like I would have been?

Morals and laws are for little people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (EZebt)

262 I guess " Wanna Fuck" is too succinct.

Indeed. You intro with, "Nice shoes..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (98WNR)

263

Ooh I need to try this one at work with one of the women in the office.

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)


Next stop: HR.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:19 PM (LsBY9)

264 "How's about you hop on my laptop and fill up your grey box with me?"


I think that one only works on Miley.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:19 PM (9fX+O)

265 Mine's bigger. Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?

Posted by: Eric Sratton at December 03, 2018 08:19 PM (QLvwG)

266 Wow, you're way cuter than your best friend.

Posted by: Failed Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:20 PM (nAeGR)

267 has to be the worst line ever, does not even qualify as a line.
Posted by: yankeefifth

One time on campus , I saw a guy I knew, "How ta doin', blah blah... I asked him, you play tennis ?"

He said "no, I'm trying to meet chicks"

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:20 PM (kBI9E)

268 Also, anyone got an update on grammie?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2018 08:20 PM (EZebt)

269 Media Analyst is a position that hardly exists anymore.

I've seen the various News channels and now it's News Reaction . These people are reactors.

"I think Donald Trump is saying here that he's going to STEAL my ICE CREAM and SHAVE MY HEAD WHILE I SLEEP!!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

270 "How's about you hop on my laptop and fill up your grey box with me?"


lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:20 PM (dUJdY)

271 You're so fine that if you were steel wool, there wouldn't be enough zeroes to properly categorize you.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM (T9f3V)

272

I should have asked him to marry me right there, but I was pretending to be a lesbian, and it took years for me to get myself together.

I'll bet he made some gal a great husband.
Posted april

April, did you do a lot of pretending?

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM (kiSdp)

273 funniest effective line I ever used was with a girl on our second date in college. we were in the library and someone had left a huge screw on the floor next to me. had to be at least five inches long.

leaned forward whispered to her "hey, you wanna screw?" let it lay there for a couple of seconds while she wondered if I had said what I really said, then she blushed, then before she could give an answer I held out my hand and offered her the screw.

later that evening, when I dropped her off, I gave her a kiss and with the most mischievous smile ever she asked me "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM (MTjB1)

274 San Fran, see bluebell up thread.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM (PF4TZ)

275 How you doin?

Posted by: 220 grit sandpaper at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (nAeGR)

276 To be fair, sometimes you have to turn a Democrat woman over to determine its sex - so it can be hard for a gay sexual harasser to know who is off limits.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (IuvkH)

277 "Wanna fuck? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no."

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (LL1Be)

278 How's about you hop on my laptop and fill up your grey box with me?
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Is that your impression of Neil, De Asse,Tyson?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

279 >>ater that evening, when I dropped her off, I gave her a kiss and with the most mischievous smile ever she asked me "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.

And then what happened?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

280 Indeed. You intro with, "Nice shoes..."

Then...

"They'd look great next to my ears....."

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2018 08:22 PM (kBI9E)

281 "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM

Riveting.

Posted by: Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)

282 Blink if you want me.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (NLLmE)

283 Go Downtown
- Don't drink
- Offer girls ride home
- flirt with girl in front seat so she competes for attention with back seat loser friends
- close with a kiss/make out session when dropping off
- get invited in for sex

You're welcome.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at D




so, some variation on the cosby?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

284 "Wanna fuck? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no."
Posted by: mikeyG



ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (c3AZU)

285 And then what happened?

.....

Shelves. They installed shelves.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (9fX+O)

286 263

Ooh I need to try this one at work with one of the women in the office.

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)

Next stop: HR.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:19 PM (LsBY9)

Not with this woman. I hope.

Posted by: clutch at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (kiSdp)

287 "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM

Riveting.
Posted by: Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)
---
Fastening.

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (vDqXW)

288 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 03, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)

I was a freshman that year. Think he might have been a sophomore.

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

289 Go Downtown
- Don't drink
- Offer girls ride home
- flirt with girl in front seat so she competes for attention with back seat loser friends
- close with a kiss/make out session when dropping off
- get invited in for sex

You're welcome.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at D




so, some variation on the cosby?
Posted by: yankeefifth


Put the roofie in the breath spray.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (c3AZU)

290 "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM

Riveting.

Posted by: Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)
---
Fastening.

.....

Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (9fX+O)

291 I'm late to the party, and read the NDT harrassment thingy.I want to know if this dumb CA Dem did this:


"Instead, she says, he put on music by Nina Simone, opened wine and began pulling cheese from the fridge."



I'm still laughing my ass off.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (8iiMU)

292 You're much prettier close up than you are through my telescope.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

293 How hard were you pretending, exactly?


and are there videos?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

294 she did not have any fasteners with her.

Posted by: yankeefifth
________

So, you bolted?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (T9f3V)

295 Y5, that's riveting

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (ZoDuK)

296 Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM

Well, maybe you should reverse thread.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:25 PM (nAeGR)

297 Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (9fX+O)
---
You gonna' bolt?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:26 PM (vDqXW)

298 "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM

Riveting.

Posted by: Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)
---
Fastening.

.....

Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (9fX+O)



Butt Flange Weld.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

299 the gentleman scoundrel never goes out with less than two roofies. one for his date and one for himself when the sexing is done. that way if she calls the cops he can say she roofied him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

300 How hard were you pretending, exactly?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 03, 2018 08:18 PM (zUD19)

I pretended for about four more years, and about six girlfriends before I realized I was being a complete dumbass.

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

301 Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
________

Just say it: We're wing nuts.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (T9f3V)

302 "you wanna screw?" she did not have any fasteners with her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:21 PM

Riveting.
Posted by: Bar Lines Guy at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)
---
Fastening.
Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:23 PM


Y'all are crazy, and someone's cast a spell on you. Hex nuts!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (DMUuz)

303 the gentleman scoundrel never goes out with less than two roofies. one for his date and one for himself when the sexing is done. that way if she calls the cops he can say she roofied him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:26 PM

Oh, NOW you tell me!

Posted by: Bill Cosby, that's not pudding. at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (nAeGR)

304
So, you bolted?

Posted by: FireHorse


The Horde is going nuts!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (LsBY9)

305 Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (9fX+O)
---
You gonna' bolt?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:26 PM (vDqXW)

....

Probably not, but it's pretty clear this post is hexed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (9fX+O)

306 I'm gonna grommet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (Ckg4U)

307 Post office is closed tomorrow?? Really?? I have orders to mail.. has this ever happened before?? I sure don't remember if it did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:28 PM (dUJdY)

308 Nailed it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:28 PM (OiC69)

309 289 Go Downtown
- Don't drink
- Offer girls ride home
- flirt with girl in front seat so she competes for attention with back seat loser friends
- close with a kiss/make out session when dropping off
- get invited in for sex

You're welcome.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at D




so, some variation on the cosby?
Posted by: yankeefifth


Put the roofie in the breath spray.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 08:24 PM (c3AZU)

If you can't close from the time you leave the bar to the time you drop her off, you aren't ever closing. Women know quickly if they are attracted you a man or not. It's hard for them to say no to that tingle.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:28 PM (rwVFm)

310 Oh great. I can see where this thread is going....

Don't be wound so tight. In fact I hope you're not torqued.

Posted by: Allen Wrench at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (nAeGR)

311 The whole comment section should be stripped.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (9fX+O)

312 A hex on you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (ZoDuK)

313 This thread has gone National Coarse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

314 I'm gonna grommet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 03, 2018 08:27 PM (Ckg4U)
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Do in the counter sink!

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

315 Here in Upstate NY, there's a product called Genesee Black -- 8% alcohol, comes in 24-oz. cans.
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Various Russian imperial stouts are high-alcohol "beers" too. I'm not certain but I think oatmeal stouts are too but I don't feel like searching as I'm using a tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 08:29 PM (Evws/)

316 Hi, my name is Jack. Just so you know what to scream later.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (/tuJf)

317 Post office is closed tomorrow?? Really?? I have orders to mail.. has this ever happened before?? I sure don't remember if it did.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:28 PM


Wednesday the 5th, IIRC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

318 What?? Puns are a staple of these threads!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (T9f3V)

319
This has been tapped out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (LsBY9)

320
I think articles should refer to him as "crater-faced deviant Eric Bauman" and "prominent Democrat strategist Eric Bauman." Try to work both of them in.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (imow9)

321 Here in Upstate NY, there's a product called Genesee Black -- 8% alcohol, comes in 24-oz. cans

Man, that brings back partial memories. Genny Cream was the high school beer back in the day.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:31 PM (OiC69)

322 Then we went back and she stripped.

Posted by: Allen Wrench at December 03, 2018 08:31 PM (nAeGR)

323 Wednesday the 5th, IIRC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

Shit, thanks.. daughter said tomorrow. Her days are messed up right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (dUJdY)

324 You just have to drill down to the essence.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (ZoDuK)

325

You're so fine that if you were steel wool, there wouldn't be enough zeroes to properly categorize you.

Y'all realize that these lines about hardware will only work on STEM students, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (HaL55)

326 Go Downtown
- Don't drink
- Offer girls ride home
- flirt with girl in front seat so she competes for attention with back seat loser friends
- close with a kiss/make out session when dropping off
- get invited in for sex

You're welcome.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at D



Petula Clark: Those aren't the lyrics!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)

327 Trump shows more respect, class and decency to Bush than Pappy ever managed toward him.


The whole Bush family should be ashamed.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (LL1Be)

328 You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (zLDYs)

329 I'm gonna level with you folks.

You guys are nothing but a bunch of tools. Hopefully that hammered the point home.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (9fX+O)

330 So here's the thing: a really cheesy pickup line, delivered by a kinda nerdy but cute dude, works for me. YMMV

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (OX9vb)

331 The whole comment section should be stripped.

ob. depeche
youtu.be/qU8UfYdKHvs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

332 You're so fine that if you were steel wool, there wouldn't be enough zeroes to properly categorize you.

Y'all realize that these lines about hardware will only work on STEM students, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM

Speak for yourself!

Posted by: 250 grit sandpaper at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (nAeGR)

333 I bet you were drinking screwdrivers at some point in the evening!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (f3oO4)

334 If only Bauman would have bought that damaged-screw extractor from Instapundit's he wouldn't be in trouble now!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 08:33 PM (Evws/)

335 Or, should have, except I was a dumbass who thought being radical was cool.

Posted by: April at December 03, 2018 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

336 Re Petula Clark:

"Don't Sleep In The Subway" is one of my all-time favorite songs, and I don't care who knows it.

IMHO No Doubt should have covered it. Gwen Stefani actually sounds a tiny bit like Pet, and it would work great with a bit of a reggae beat...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2018 08:34 PM (miE9U)

337 someone had left a huge screw on the floor next to me. had to be at least five inches long.


It's nice. Cute, even.

Posted by: What She Said at December 03, 2018 08:34 PM (QLvwG)

338 A hex on you all.
Posted by: Ben Had


I keep an old 7404 chip around for just such an emergency.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2018 08:34 PM (P1f+c)

339 so the sex was great until after one especially energetic session we were laying in bed. she started going off on what a great relationship she and her mom had. how she told her mom everything. wisely I decided I should challenge her statement and said "everything? you tell her what we just did?" she got another flustered look but not the cute shocked kind. sex became less and less frequent theeafter.

fortunately she was in a sorority with and 100 of her best sisters so

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

340 Y'all realize that these lines about hardware will only work on STEM students, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM

.....

You into handymen, honey?

Because I've got some hardware I'd like to show you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2018 08:35 PM (9fX+O)

341 Y'all realize that these lines about hardware will only work on STEM students, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Feature, not bug.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2018 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

342 I want to post, but this thread will be gone in fifteen thirty seconds.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:36 PM (LL1Be)

343 The whole Bush family should be ashamed.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM (LL1Be)


Out of respect for the deceased, I'll jus say that Pappy Bush was one of the very few "veteran" politicians that ever served honorably in combat!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:36 PM (f3oO4)

344 So here's the thing: a really cheesy pickup line, delivered by a kinda nerdy but cute dude, works for me. YMMV
Posted by: April at D




that was not cheesy, that was retarded.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2018 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

345 If you run out of screwdrivers, Phillips head will do.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 08:36 PM (ZoDuK)

346 It's hard for them to say no to that tingle.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 03, 2018 08:28 PM (rwVFm)

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What tingle?

Posted by: Married Men Everywhere at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (0NAbP)

347 Mmmm, cheesy retarded!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (miE9U)

348 You guys are nothing but a bunch of tools. Hopefully that hammered the point home.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
________

I saw your comment. Don't be such a square.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (T9f3V)

349 I remember Genny cream ale ads from Buffalo TV in the '70s as a kid. tempus fugit

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 08:37 PM (Evws/)

350 The whole Bush family should be ashamed.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 08:32 PM\


Please clap. Man, if team Cuck ever needs a mascot that they can steal money from and have him never fight back and make him drive them everywhere, Jeb is it. That being said. I will refrain further because the man just lost his dad. There are many things I find oft putting about the Bush family. But 41 was at the very least a man of honor. 58 combat missions. Holy shit, I tip my hat to you sir. The plane he trained on (an Old Stearman) is at an airport here in MN. He was the genuine article.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2018 08:38 PM (nAeGR)

351 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 08:38 PM (sf1AO)

352 NYT
March 13, 2025

Nominee for the Supreme Court is Questioned Over Explicit Solicitation on Old Blog Post

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2018 08:38 PM (7TCRf)

353 Maybe Bauman is a fake gay , just to get the chairmanship

Posted by: Pj at December 03, 2018 08:39 PM (qlTN9)

354 If you're feeling grey, head on over to the new thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

355 Wow, just saw a very moving pic of for GWB's service dog Sully, he was laying by the coffin. Seemed to be in mourning.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (yJ1e6)

356 I saw the story right under the "Building Code Under Fire" story.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (UFgOG)

357

"I doubt I'll ever be involved in politics beyond what I do now," he said, "but I do enjoy the system. I find it a really, really beautiful thing to watch."

"I have no idea. I mean, I am a Republican because I just believe in certain principles of the Republican Party. I was with George Bush today, I listened to George Bush, I listened to what he said and I believe very strongly in what he said. I think he is going to be a great president."

D. Trump in interview with Larry King on CNN from 1988 GOP convention which Trump attended as guest of GHWB.

Posted by: Undocumented at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (4+Zyo)

358 If you're feeling grey, head on over to the new thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
________

It's quite matryoshka-esque, too.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (T9f3V)

359 Man, that brings back partial memories. Genny Cream was the high school beer back in the day.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2018 08:31 PM (OiC69)

Jenny Got Creamed was the high school beer where I went to school.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 03, 2018 08:43 PM (3sjI6)

360 Wow, just saw a very moving pic of for GWB's service dog Sully, he was laying by the coffin. Seemed to be in mourning.
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 08:42 PM (yJ1e6)


http://tinyurl.com/ycess9t3

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 03, 2018 08:44 PM (f3oO4)

361 Nominee for the Supreme Court is Questioned Over Explicit Solicitation on Old Blog Post
----
Hillary is going to appoint Gabe to the SC?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 08:45 PM (Evws/)

362 >>>It got me thinking, was there still places in the late 70's that wouldn't rent an apartment to a couple girls and a guy?

Oh for sure. In the late 70's my then boyfriend and I and a (male) friend were apartment hunting, and no way could you rent a place in anything other than a "not so desirable neighborhood". Suburbs of large urban city. Nice places wanted families only.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 03, 2018 08:46 PM (RfzVr)

363 He just being " Fake Science Gay Cosby" you haters!

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at December 03, 2018 08:56 PM (bgJ0E)

364 Didn't Graham Chapman of Monty Python still keep on grabbing boobies and ladies' butts in public, even after he came out as gay? Of course, 1) comedian, and 2) raging alcoholic.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2018 09:51 PM (E2i7i)

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