Michael Avenatti: I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny That My Client Stormy Daniels Is the Subject of a Police Report

What a lawyer!



He's referring to this story, and not really offering any defense, except to say "reserve judgment."

Stormy Daniels and her husband have been accused of threatening a couple who helped manage the adult film star's online store, and the men have filed a police report claiming they now fear for their safety.

Keith Munyan and J.D. Barrale are longtime partners and friends of Daniels. She once rented a home from Munyan, and has publicly referred to them as her "Gay Dads." The two men just filed a police report with the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office.

...

Things took a drastic turn Wednesday afternoon, when the men claimed to receive a text message from Daniels' estranged husband, Glen Crain. We’re told she recently reconnected with Crain, as they share a daughter together.

In a text message provided to The Blast, Crain appears to aggressively threaten Munyan and Barrale that they "fucked with my daughters' money, which means you've now fucked with me."

He then allegedly drops a homophobic slur directed at the men, appearing to write, "Rest assured I will get that 25,000 back that you two FA**OTS decided to keep to spite Stormy."

Crain then appears to promise, "I WILL FIND YOU," adding, "YOU WILL BE DEALING WITH ME."

We're told the two men interpreted the text message as a threat on their lives, and they went to file a police report against Crain and Daniels, as he was acting as her representative.

The story goes on to say that the police say the "threats" are not thought to "rise to the level" of true criminal threats, though they're continuing to investigate.

Here's some irony: Stormy Daniels claimed that Trump defamed her when he said, jokingly, that the sketch of the man she alleged warned her to keep away from Trump looked like her (ex) husband.

And here's her ex-husband being reported to the cops for making threats.

Sad!!!

Once again I must express my deep surprise and disappointment to see the porn trull, her sketchy ex, and the deadbeat creepy porn lawyer once again embroiled in such trashy tabloid controversies. I expected so much more from them.


Class-Check Status: Not Classy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:58 PM




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1 Whew. The last thread was...

*reads content*

Uh oh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 01:59 PM (6qErC)

2 Declining still.

Posted by: Dick's CEO at November 29, 2018 01:59 PM (gC2IV)

3 No way.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2018 02:00 PM (QDnY+)

4 I'll be good this time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:00 PM (bcbK8)

5 Well, sordid sex seems to be today's theme so let's just dive right in, shall we?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 29, 2018 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

6 "Ha ha ha. What a story!"
-Johnny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (bcbK8)

7 Still not tired of #winning. And yes, these delicious scandals count as winning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (wCmLp)

8 This is like watching a soap opera.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (GBteo)

9 I'll be good this time"

Come again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (6qErC)

10 Like I said, no way.


Have nothing but OT so will go back to reading the endless repetitive billion denunciations, what-abouts, and eviscerations of the idiot CNN commentator's idiotic anti-Israel remarks on the twatters.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (QDnY+)

11 he should be more worried about Avenatti being the subject of a Police Report.

Dragabitch and Avenatti attorneys at law.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)

12 They say that water finds its level.

What a circle Avenetti finds himself in.

Very Presidential!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (S4xOT)

13 So if I remember correctly we were talking about plastic boobs and the taste of sperm. What a serendipitous news story.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (t849v)

14 If this is like watching a soap opera, why do I feel so dirty?

Posted by: Pep at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (rorqM)

15 My plea to the DNC:
Please, please, please run a Hill-dog/"Iron" Mike Avenetti ticket in 2020. Please!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (I2dne)

16 Top industry. Top people. Top.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (gmo/4)

17 All donations will be appreciated.

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (3cq8T)

18 The only reason this story interests me now is because Avanetti was on CNN almost all the time for a while. He was the face of, um. Maybe someone more clever than I can assess what he was the face of (The Resistance, maybe?), but my God, they went all in, did a Double-Or-Nothing, mortgaged their house, took out a bunch of shady payday loans, and bet it all on this loser.

And now?

Now is the time on Sprockets when I laugh.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (84QUd)

19 It's always a shame when you find out that highly respected porn stars and lawyers have questionable morals.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (gC2IV)

20 I'll be good this time"

Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (6qErC)

Heh. ISWYDT

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (S4xOT)

21 Oh. Everyone was begging for a new thread because the old one got dirty and now we have a Creepy Porn Lawyer and his skank Porn Client arguing about Police being involved in creepy porn business.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (fuK7c)

22 8 This is like watching a soap opera.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (GBteo)

So does that mean Seth Rich is going to show up in about a week>

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (KUaJL)

23 Dragabitch and Avenatti attorneys at law.




Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)
Yo, that's Avenatti and Dragabitch pal.

Posted by: Creppy Avenatti at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (37IEG)

24
So.

Wifebeater is still defending the meatbeater ??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

25 Um, so, interestingly, it would appear that the ex-husband refers to his wife by her porn name and not her real name.

How odd.

I wonder what a day in his life looks like.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (GBteo)

26 This was the crew that we were assured was going to bring down Trump.

Okey-dokey.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

27 9 I'll be good this time"

Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:01 PM (6qErC)

helping or hurting, mouse?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

28 Where would we be without all this drama

Posted by: Regular joe at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (cZlKA)

29 I bet Michael Aventti likes the taste of semen.


I mean, he just has that look.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (mv+Oj)

30 Drudge and the Resistance and NeverTrump America are hair-on-fire freaking out today about some "deal" with Cohen cooperating with Mueller.

Is this worth being concerned about? Or just another hysterical pseudo-news event designed to keep the left amped-up with Impeachment Fever?

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)

31 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)

32 21 Oh. Everyone was begging for a new thread because the old one got dirty and now we have a Creepy Porn Lawyer and his skank Porn Client arguing about Police being involved in creepy porn business.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2018 02:03 PM (fuK7c)

I'm secretly emailing Ace on the DL

Mua ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

33 This means Trump is finally cornered, right?

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (MxEKc)

34 Oh! a 3-some thread!

Posted by: wrg500 at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (QXubu)

35 Yet Avenatti and Stormy have been CNN's and MSDNC's darlings for months. Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

36 OK one thing.


Alex, "winning"? Well in a meaningless entertainment sort of way, perhaps.


These scandals, and some 10,000 times more consequential, seem not to have any impact. Check with the next Speaker of the House about winning.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (QDnY+)

37 Clearly you just don't understand what a modern marriage is all about.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (t849v)

38 28
Where would we be without all this drama

Posted by: Regular joe at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (cZlKA)
Reduced to talking about deep-state and GOPe Kabuki theater.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (37IEG)

39 31 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)

I'd imagine that it's a fairly unconventional relationship.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (GBteo)

40 Everyone was begging for a new thread because the old one got dirty"

Que?

I was chatting on gas prices at Buc-ee's and Memphis Bass Pro shops...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (6qErC)

41 Drudge and the Resistance and NeverTrump America are hair-on-fire freaking out today about some "deal" with Cohen cooperating with Mueller.

Is this worth being concerned about? Or just another hysterical pseudo-news event designed to keep the left amped-up with Impeachment Fever?
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)


Yes

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (S4xOT)

42 14 If this is like watching a soap opera, why do I feel so dirty?
Posted by: Pep at November 29, 2018 02:02 PM (rorqM)

Is it a Mexican Soap Opera? Because those can be filthy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK8)

43 Who is who's client again?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (bUjCl)

44 31 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without another dude's penis in them.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

45 helping or hurting, mouse?"

Stirring.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (6qErC)

46 "Oh. Everyone was begging for a new thread because the old one got dirty and now we have a Creepy Porn Lawyer and his skank Porn Client arguing about Police being involved in creepy porn business."

But really, isn't this just the Democrat Party story?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

47 But what dies it say of the class of Trump since he had sex with this trashy ho?
Little Ben Shapiro

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (BXMxN)

48 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)


In those cases they're often either married to someone else in the industry, were swingers/open marriage before she started doing porn, or he's the one who pushed her to do it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (wCmLp)

49 Come for politics get drudged.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (B1ik8)

50 You'll be dealing with me in THE OCTAGON.

Posted by: Spermy Daniels at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (Z+ic4)

51 The Trump Curse gets weirder every day.

I mean, "literally everyone who encounters the protagonist adversely has a flaming clown boner incident sooner or later" isn't the stuff of a plausible thriller. It's the stuff of the Citizen Kane of Being There/Ladykillers lucky innocent dark comedies.

I mean, The Ladykillers was kind of like this, but fuck me.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (HtLSE)

52 44 31 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without another dude's penis in them.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

Threadwinner, and so soon.

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

53 Flaming clown boner?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

54 Drudge and the Resistance and NeverTrump America are hair-on-fire freaking out today about some "deal" with Cohen cooperating with Mueller.

Is this worth being concerned about? Or just another hysterical pseudo-news event designed to keep the left amped-up with Impeachment Fever?

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)


You mean that we are supposed to take the word of an admitted perjurer?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

55 47 But what dies it say of the class of Trump since he had sex with this trashy ho?
Little Ben Shapiro
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (BXMxN)

I still have a hard time believing Trump, the germophobe, would shlong such a disgusting human being. Especially since he said he went in raw dog.

As a fellow germophobe, I just don't see it.

I'd rather stick my dick in a toaster then have unprotected sex with a porn actress. Just the thought of it makes me want to wash my hands.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (GBteo)

56 In stressful times such as these, nothing alleviates the pressure of the daily grind like thrashing a young, Hollywood wannabe starlet.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (Z9C5C)

57 she said he*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:08 PM (GBteo)

58 So the hero of the left - Avenatti - beats up women, and the other hero of the Left, Daniels, was going to assault a gay couple with her ex-husband.

What a wonderful group of people.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2018 02:08 PM (eSx+E)

59 @44

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:08 PM (bUjCl)

60 Couldn't get past the part of Stormy Daniels having an online store. What she selling?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 29, 2018 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)

61 Avenatti"

Who? Never heard of 'im...


/Chucky Gibson

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (6qErC)

62 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)
****************

In those cases they're often either married to someone else in the industry, were swingers/open marriage before she started doing porn, or he's the one who pushed her to do it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (wCmLp)



It's not a traditional marriage it's a legal tax deductible marriage.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (B1ik8)

63 55 Me too.Accept a blowjob?Sure.Go into that dirty vag without a spacesuit?No.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (BXMxN)

64 58
So the hero of the left - Avenatti - beats up women, and the other hero
of the Left, Daniels, was going to assault a gay couple with her
ex-husband.

What a wonderful group of people.




Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2018 02:08 PM (eSx+E)
Available for children's birthday parties and entertaining get-togethers.

Posted by: DNC/Clinton Foundation at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (37IEG)

65 "As they share a daughter together." God help that poor kid.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (/xL6P)

66 It is possible- probably has to submit a med report to him beforehand

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (bUjCl)

67 I like my women like I like my coffee. Without another dude's penis in them.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2018 02:06 PM (KUaJL)


Nothing salty, nothing white, creamy and kinda gay...

I'll put you down as "no hazelnut" too, is that right?

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (HtLSE)

68 this post doesn't exemplify the warm or the luxurious of humanity, but it certainly does porn queens and their johns, avenettis 'whatevers'

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (2c0p7)

69 Apparently I should've been an unethical asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (ZzmAT)

70 I am NOT just some Creepy Porn Lawyer!

Posted by: Creepy Assault Lawyer, too. at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (pMGkg)

71 51 The Trump Curse gets weirder every day.

I mean, "literally everyone who encounters the protagonist adversely has a flaming clown boner incident sooner or later" isn't the stuff of a plausible thriller. It's the stuff of the Citizen Kane of Being There/Ladykillers lucky innocent dark comedies.

I mean, The Ladykillers was kind of like this, but fuck me.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (HtLSE)

Yeah that's because a curse requires some sort of consistency or theme. The so called Trump curse is from God. He has interesting tastes.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (t849v)

72 60 Probably Fleshlights moulded from her pussy(yes,that is a thing)

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (BXMxN)

73 Stirring, coffee?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (37IEG)

74 Yeah, not shocked.

Posted by: Captain Renault at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (gC2IV)

75 ...by which I mean the Sperm Taste Thread only gets stronger when you try to kill it.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (HtLSE)

76 "Yeah that's because a curse requires some sort of consistency or theme. The so called Trump curse is from God. He has interesting tastes."

Don Surber keeps the Trumpenfreude list.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

77 Sigh.

And I DID resolve to be good in this thread, didn't I?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

78
All this stuff is going to end, unfortunately. Like Hemingway wrote, 'gradually then suddenly'. But the 'gradually' part of the forgone conclusion is kinda fun.

Act One: Accusations about Trump!!!
Act Two: Drama
Act Three: More Drama
Act Four: The knives come out
Act Five: Blood everywhere
Final Act: Complete failure of all actors involved.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (e7O7B)

79 >>47 But what dies it say of the class of Trump since he had sex with this trashy ho? Little Ben Shapiro

Glad you asked, Ben. Sun-In-His-Hair just addressed this very issue in a rally in Biloxi:

"Okay, folks, okokok. Everybody knows, right? You know, you know right? Everybody knows about the Stormy thing. Whew! Wow! Right? I know! Look at that guy over there, in the denim coat, he's shaking his head, he knows, you know, don't you?! He knows who Stormy is!

"So folks, I made this little mistake...little! Leeeetle bit of bad thinking, we all do, I know, we do. It wasn't even really that good! I wish I had the money back it was so not good! Look at that guy there, in the John Deere hat--he's spent money on a woman who wasn't that good, haven't you? I know! We ALL have! Anyway..."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

80 63 55 Me too.Accept a blowjob?Sure.Go into that dirty vag without a spacesuit?No.
Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (BXMxN)

For decades, the media has laughed at trump because one of his aids would carry hand sanitzer for trump to use after he shook hands, and would wipe down door knobs with disinfecting wipes.

We were told he will only eat overcooked food (to make sure all the bacteria is really, really dead.) or fast food (where they have standardized, strict, contamination and preparation standards)

And yet that same media is telling me that this guy who is even nuttier than I am with germs is also raw dogging disgusting porn stars who have a near 100% chance of having herpes? (and god knows what else).

I don't know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (GBteo)

81 75 Thankfully,I missed that one....

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (BXMxN)

82 >>>Just the thought of it makes me want to wash my hands.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (GBteo)
*************


Bingo

Posted by: Braenyard at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (B1ik8)

83 reference to last thread, maybe old stormy's hubby thinks semen makes her pussy taste better.

THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT.

Posted by: adobe juan cunning linguist kenobe at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (tVUzD)

84 That guy has a very special skill set.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (88+cf)

85 Act One: Accusations about Trump!!!
Act Two: Drama
Act Three: More Drama
Act Four: The knives come out
Act Five: Blood everywhere
Final Act: Complete failure of all actors involved.

----

Final Final Act: Celebratory tweet goes out. Sad. And Yuge.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

86 I still have a hard time believing Trump, the germophobe, would shlong such a disgusting human being. Especially since he said he went in raw dog.

As a fellow germophobe, I just don't see it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (GBteo)


Also, her account sounds less and less believable the more details she "reveals."

Posted by: Emmie at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (4HMW8)

87 Is this worth being concerned about? Or just another hysterical
pseudo-news event designed to keep the left amped-up with Impeachment
Fever?

***

AFAICT the charge is that they had only mostly killed the idea of building a Trump Tower in Moscow in 2016 and wouldn't fully kill the idea until 2017 even though previously they had said that they decided not to build it in 2016.

Shocking I know.

In other news my wife only mostly killed the idea of buying a new Lamborghini in 2016 - she didn't fully kill the idea until 2017, so obviously I am colluding with the government of Italy.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (eSx+E)

88 >>67 I like my women like I like my coffee. Without another dude's penis in them.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Super funny.

Posted by: ace at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

89 "... I know! We ALL have! Anyway..."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Nailed it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (37IEG)

90 65 "As they share a daughter together." God help that poor kid.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (/xL6P)

Yeah, imagine Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

91 @81 it is still there...

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:12 PM (bUjCl)

92 Yeah that's because a curse requires some sort of consistency or theme. The so called Trump curse is from God. He has interesting tastes.

It's like a flipped and hilarious version of The Omen or something. Or Professor Fate vs. The Great Leslie from The Great Race.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (HtLSE)

93 Mark, i decided to waltz back
in, i danced into the last thread , and was surprised and saddened to read you know what sperm tastes like.

makes sad face.

and wc back me.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (2c0p7)

94 Trump has to be sitting back and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (G+Wff)

95 75 Thankfully,I missed that one...."

You're here, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (6qErC)

96 I have no expectation that my next wife, should God bless me with one, would be a virgin. Given my age she almost certainly won't be.

However, there is a maximum to the number of penii she has accommodated. I don't know what that number would be but well below the number Stormy has accommodated.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (nBr1j)

97 never trust Trump
always bet against Trump
don't get tired of losing!

Posted by: x at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (nFwvY)

98 reminds me a little of Vlad's line in What We Do In the Shadows, about why vampires prefer virgin blood:

"It's like when you have a sandwich. You would like the sandwich better if, you know, no one had fucked it."

Posted by: ace at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

99 Now then boys, we got a tip about homophobic slurs on your website.

Come along now, let's just have a little chat about all this down the station.

*raps nightstick on server*

Posted by: Officer O'Malley at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (DuAZ5)

100 Hi willow!

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (bUjCl)

101 Stormy is really like those pole dancers on tv, earning money for tuition to become a dental technician, going home to cook a good meal for the kids, and keeping quiet what she does to make ends meet. Someday, she can shed the life and hand Dr. Bob the xrays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (xzqr4)

102 >>is also raw dogging disgusting porn stars who have a near 100% chance of having herpes? (and god knows what else). Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:11 PM (GBteo

Incorrect.

It is entirely possible that Donald Trump was wearing a hermetically-sealed body condom.

It is possible. The truth is out there.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)

103 93 Mark, i decided to waltz back
in, i danced into the last thread , and was surprised and saddened to read you know what sperm tastes like.

makes sad face.

and wc back me.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (2c0p7)

Welcome back, Willow.

It wasn't a fun date.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

104 47 But what dies it say of the class of Trump since he had sex with this trashy ho?
Little Ben Shapiro
__________________

There's never been any proof that Trump had sex with her, just her say so. And her credibility is less than stellar. Trump denies it happened.

She claims the alleged pay-off proves it, but it doesn't prove anything other than that Trump was willing (apparently) to pay her to stop publicly making her claim that they'd had sex. Given that Trump was trying to win the presidential nomination at the time, it's conceivable that he thought it was worth $135k (or whatever) to get her to shut up and stop causing trouble for him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (fqUgw)

105 For the record, none of my ex's had a husband, well not until after Obergefell v. Hodges at least

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (eSx+E)

106 hi runner, nice to see you.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (2c0p7)

107 Crain then appears to promise, "I WILL FIND YOU,"

I have a very particular set of skills ...

Posted by: Glen Crain at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (Cp/jq)

108 104 Yeah,I am dubious of it myself(see above) but Ben said pretty much exactly what I did here just yesterday.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (BXMxN)

109 However, there is a maximum to the number of penii she has accommodated. I don't know what that number would be but well below the number Stormy has accommodated.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (nBr1j)


I would think any number less than the years between her age and 18, with a max of say, 14 would be my limit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (wCmLp)

110 *raps nightstick on server*
Posted by: Officer O'Malley at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (DuAZ5)

-----

Wait..... we have SERVERS???

How come *nobody* has EVER come to me asking for my drink order in all the time Ive been here??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

111 69 Apparently I should've been an unethical asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (ZzmAT)

It does make things easier.*


*Or so I'm told.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

112 Stormy is really like those pole dancers on tv, earning money for tuition to become a dental technician, going home to cook a good meal for the kids, and keeping quiet what she does to make ends meet. Someday, she can shed the life and hand Dr. Bob the xrays."

Yeah, I still chuckle over 'em. They're all this close *touches thumb to forefinger* to being a .... (fill in the blank)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:15 PM (6qErC)

113 It reads like a screenplay co-written by John Waters and Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (/qEW2)

114 How come *nobody* has EVER come to me asking for my drink order in all the time Ive been here??


***

Because you never ponied up for AoS Prime.

NOW WILL MORE OF MARCO RUBIO's GARBAGE!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (eSx+E)

115 Coincidentally, you can now find Stormy porn videos at Dicks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

116 "It's like when you have a sandwich. You would like the sandwich better if, you know, no one had fucked it."

Stu is one of the best human MacGuffins in a comedy that I've seen.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (HtLSE)

117 "What We Do in the Shadows" is frelling hilarious.

If you haven't seen it, go rent it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

118 Wait..... we have SERVERS??? "

Yeah. The kind you wipe, you know, with a cloth.

Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (6qErC)

119 Apparently I should've been an unethical asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:09 PM (ZzmAT)


----

Dude.


You're an attorney for christs sake. How unethical do you want to be???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

120 Never put your threats in writing and always follow through if appropriate.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (hN5g8)

121 Mark, duh .





Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (2c0p7)

122 I missed all the fun in the last thread.

JoeF, you're not alone. I spent my twenties in the Army and the first half of my thirties either working or studying, with little time for much else. Apparently that was a mistake.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (wCmLp)

123 115 Coincidentally, you can now find Stormy porn videos at Dicks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at Nov

R Those words in the right order??

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (bUjCl)

124 115
Coincidentally, you can now find Stormy porn videos at Dicks.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2018 02:16 PM (r+sAi)
And the complete collection in our office.
Unopened.
Virgin.
Really!


Posted by: Dragabitch and Avenatti at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (37IEG)

125
I can believe that Trump wouldn't stick his dick in strange. Not a humble brag but I coulda shagged more then a few but I sorta ran a background check before proceeding.

"Oh, you're still intimate with your ex-husband?"

[X] rejected

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:18 PM (e7O7B)

126 Best not to lay in bed with thieves

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:18 PM (6VrXf)

127 insomniac, and that is awesome, if i ever needed an atty i would want a guy like you, unless in a divorce. lol

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:18 PM (2c0p7)

128 She claims the alleged pay-off proves it, but it doesn't prove anything other than that Trump was willing (apparently) to pay her to stop publicly making her claim that they'd had sex. Given that Trump was trying to win the presidential nomination at the time, it's conceivable that he thought it was worth $135k (or whatever) to get her to shut up and stop causing trouble for him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:14 PM (fqUgw)

I have to imagine that there is an entire industry of gold digging whores out there and lawyers who support them who make a living with this kind of blackmail attempts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (GBteo)

129 Hm. I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (tVWQB)

130 An underappreciated cinema classic, Ace.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (KVMek)

131 "Sarah, a follow-up, if I may."
"Of course, Jim. I'm glad we have a better relationship."
"Me too, Sarah. So anyway, about the President and Stormy Daniels."
"Yes?"
"Is it true that his germ aversion caused him to wear an entire scuba wetsuit during the act?"
"Do you think you can handle a straight answer, Jim?"
(gulps) "I think so."
"Then the answer is Yes. Next question, let's see, NBC. Go."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

132 This is where, if they wanted to do so /i], Saturday Night Live could have some pretty funny jokes for the Weekend Update.

If they wanted to.

But then that would be tantamount to being pro Trump and they can't have that.

Posted by: Blanco at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QGdDN)

133 126
Best not to lay in bed with thieves

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:18 PM (6VrXf)
Or snakes, or scorpions.
Really best to make sure that your mom has made the bed with fresh linens today, and maybe turned down the cover and left you a chocolate.

Posted by: Ben Sharparrow at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (37IEG)

134 And as to the threasd downstairs haven't been back to Dick's Sporting since they decided the 2nd Amendment isn't very American.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (6VrXf)

135 [i/]

closing tags

Posted by: Blanco at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QGdDN)

136 135 [i/]

closing tags
Posted by: Blanco at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QGdDN)

The barrel... it's hungry.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (GBteo)

137 I would say pretty classy for the porn/gay community. I wouldn't expect them to act any different. Ace I hate to say it, but, you're wrong on that one. After all, we not dealing with the Menonites here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

138 135 [i/]

closing tags
Posted by: Blanco at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (QGdDN)



Dude.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (fuK7c)

139 129 Hm. I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (tVWQB)

Lots of porn stars are.
They all marry one of two dudes (three if her husband is also her director).

#1 is a pathetic emotional tampon
#2 is a steroid abusing rageboy who is both pimp and boyfriend, usually has a fanny pack with drugs in it.

I've met all three.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (bcbK8)

140 gus that hit it for stormy are weird, i looked at her pics leaving the court house and thought Wow that's what normal women compete with?
yick.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (2c0p7)

141 Crain then appears to promise, "I WILL FIND YOU," adding, "YOU WILL BE DEALING WITH ME."



what's he going to do? sit in the corner and watch someone cuckfuck his wife?

Posted by: x at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (nFwvY)

142 Well...um...

This is fucked up on about 8 different levels.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (NLLmE)

143 134
And as to the threasd downstairs haven't been back to Dick's Sporting since they decided the 2nd Amendment isn't very American.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM (6VrXf)
So, haven't gone back to Dicks, and certainly am not going back to that thread.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

144 JJ Sefton, are on you on the air in this thread, sir?

JJ Sefton?

Posted by: Eustace HAverkamp at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (JZMRD)

145 [i/]

closing tags

Posted by: Blanco at November 29, 2018 02:20 PM


Uh, no. That's not a closing tag.

Start italics [i]
Stop italics [/i]

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (e7O7B)

146 129 Hm. I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2018 02:19 PM (tVWQB)

Twice even!

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:22 PM (t849v)

147 Trump has apparently cancelled his scheduled G20 meeting with Putin over Russia's aggression against Ukraine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2018 02:22 PM (hjaPQ)

148 109 However, there is a maximum to the number of penii she has accommodated. I don't know what that number would be but well below the number Stormy has accommodated. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:13 PM (nBr1j)
I would think any number less than the years between her age and 18, with a max of say, 14 would be my limit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2018
02:15 PM (wCmLp)

MOOSE OUT FRONT SAID THERE WOULDBE NO MATH!!

Posted by: adobe juan chet flake new math kenobe at November 29, 2018 02:22 PM (tVUzD)

149 *Tousles Willows hair*

You're a good kid

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:22 PM (bcbK8)

150 117 "What We Do in the Shadows" is frelling hilarious.

If you haven't seen it, go rent it.


STRONGLY AGREE

Each of the vampires is based on the primary vampire(s) from different books and movies. A lot of it is direct references to such films and literature.

But even if you're not steeped in vampire pop culture (as I'm not), you'll get enough of it. It's great.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (84QUd)

151 #1 is a pathetic emotional tampon
#2 is a steroid abusing rageboy who is both pimp and boyfriend, usually has a fanny pack with drugs in it.

I've met all three.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (bcbK



How out of control of your life do you have to be to marry a professional sex worker?

I just can't even.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (NLLmE)

152 Damn sticky shift button.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (JZMRD)

153 I mean, The Ladykillers was kind of like this, but fuck me.
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 29, 2018 02:07 PM (HtLSE)


It's like that movie in that the left keeps blundering and tripping over themselves when going after Trump. But I think that the gang in Ladykillers had more conscience than the Democrats have. And Trump is shrewder and more involved in their downfall than the naive old lady.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (/qEW2)

154 I have to imagine that there is an entire industry of gold digging whores out there and lawyers who support them who make a living with this kind of blackmail attempts."

Ever stay at a hotel when an NBA team shows up?

Yeah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (6qErC)

155 Mark, and i think you're the bomb, teasing aside.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:23 PM (2c0p7)

156 >>140 gus that hit it for stormy are weird, i looked at her pics leaving the court house and thought Wow that's what normal women compete with?
yick. Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (2c0p7)

I looked at her pics, too, but she wasn't leaving the courthouse in them. Or maybe she was, and the courthouse I saw was a split-level Cali living room with a bed in the middle of it.

Some courthouses are different than others.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)

157 I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

-------


Hi honey.... how was your day???


I had three bukake shots and a gang bang. Im exhausted. How was your day sweetie??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

158 151; Easy, just strap a 4x4 to your ass, and dive in.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:24 PM (KP5rU)

159 Your Honor. There seems to be some misunderstanding regarding my client, Stormy Daniels.

For the record, it was defecation of character!

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2018 02:24 PM (Z9C5C)

160 147 Trump has apparently cancelled his scheduled G20 meeting with Putin over Russia's aggression against Ukraine.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2018 02:22 PM (hjaPQ)

That's what they WANT you to think!

Posted by: Rachel "the Fella" Madcow at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

161 I wish I still thought Bukake was an exotic Japanese grain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

162 Zod, beside yuge tatas ? sleeze all the way, but i guess guys are like that.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (2c0p7)

163 Fate is never something I believed till recently.

Seeing Leftists implode on themselves after taking on Trump is something that could make Atheists take a second glance on their beliefs

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (sg1rx)

164 So OT here but I'm curious where this next story will lead:

The feds have raided the offices in Chicago, of Alderman Burke. Ald. Burke has been the alderman for 50 years. His father held the office before he did.

Ald Burke is chair of the City Council Finance Committee, meaning he writes the tax laws the peasants must follow. He also has a private tax consulting business, where you hire him to reduce your taxes. Sweet gig or what?

Oh and did I mention he is married to a woman who is on the Illinois Supreme Court? Yeah they are connected in every sense of the word.

Ald. Burke apparently did work for the Trump Organization, involving Trump Tower in Chicago. And the feds are currently in both his City Hall and neighborhood offices, doing who knows what. Local media is having a field day and have declared him a dead man walking because TRUMP!

Posted by: Boots at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (e9omi)

165 yick is right.

eeewww also fits pretty well.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (KVMek)

166 161 I wish I still thought Bukake was an exotic Japanese grain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

Imagine if you had ordered it at a restaurant though.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (t849v)

167 Is there a company like ServPro except it takes care of threads like the last one? Because if there isn't there should be.

Note: Chemical protective positive pressure suit, self-contained breathing apparatus.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

168 sleeze all the way, but i guess guys are like that."

You "guess"???

Guess???

/snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:27 PM (6qErC)

169 166 161 I wish I still thought Bukake was an exotic Japanese grain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

Imagine if you had ordered it at a restaurant though.
Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (t849v)

Just the tip, said the waiter.

Posted by: Rachel at November 29, 2018 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

170 anyway i've only known one stipper/ her guy and her are both about whatever it takes to get to get more money for heroin.

also have a kid they barely remember exists, family members keep her alive.

i think this is pretty typical.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:27 PM (2c0p7)

171 Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM

Was no point in posting on a old thread but now I want to read why

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (6VrXf)

172 Madcow sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

173
I have to imagine that there is an entire industry of gold digging whores out there and lawyers who support them who make a living with this kind of blackmail attempts.
________________

Yep, and Trump had posed for a photo next to the 'ho, so he knew that, even if he had not had sex with her, people might see that and think he had. He may have figured it was just cheaper and quicker to pay her to go away.

I don't know if he had sex with her, nor do I really care at this point. She took the pay-off and then when he won the presidency, she decided to come back and try to extort Trump for even more $$, and when he wouldn't pay she tried to ruin him. She's a thoroughly dishonorable person, and I'm hoping that Trump ends up bankrupting her now, regardless of what (if anything) happened between them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (fqUgw)

174 Class-Check Status: Not Classy.

Nearly gauche.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (XROPS)

175 sock i am actually surprised by it, the average next door neighbor chick is much cuter and not as gross.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (2c0p7)

176 Zod, beside yuge tatas ?
Posted by: willow

Huge tatas???? Pats willow on head, good girl, good girl.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (QXubu)

177 Stormy is a classy porn star. She even said she never took it in the ass. That's class, even though you're lying.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (KP5rU)

178 gus that hit it for stormy are weird, i looked at her pics leaving the court house and thought Wow that's what normal women compete with?
yick.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:21 PM (2c0p7)

Normal women are rare these days. You shouldn't have any effective competition for most guys.

Hell, I'd bend over backwards for one that wasn't barking mad, full of SJW bullshit, and didn't just see me as a wallet with legs.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (J+mig)

179 This story just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (Ry8mf)

180 >>162 Zod, beside yuge tatas ? sleeze all the way, but i guess guys are like that. Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (2c0p7)

One day, if you're very lucky, Zod will sponsor you with a one-day pass as his guest into What Guys Like. You know, take a look around, scratch, fart, laugh too loud, drink cheap beer, eat a sandwich. You might be surprised. You might not want to leave.

But you will have to.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

181 Still don't give a shit about this... meh

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (9iLHi)

182 exactly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (KVMek)

183 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (fqUgw)


Doesn't she owe Trump legal fees now?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (hLRSq)

184 I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

There was a porn dude, I can picture his face, but not his name. Major player, lot of roles.

There was this porn actress. Once again can picture her face, but not the name. Same thing. Lot of roles. Asian looking iirc.

They get scheduled together for a shoot. Porn dude says, 'Can't do it.'

Got asked why?

"She's my sister."


Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (e7O7B)

185 Ald Burke is chair of the City Council Finance Committee, meaning he writes the tax laws the peasants must follow. He also has a private tax consulting business, where you hire him to reduce your taxes. Sweet gig or what?
Posted by: Boots

>Uh, how did people looking at him and never said "conflict of interests"?

Regardless of who's campaign he helped, that's kind of a bit of cronyism.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (UjnLf)

186 I don't know if he had sex with her, nor do I really care at this point. She took the pay-off and then when he won the presidency, she decided to come back and try to extort Trump for even more $$, and when he wouldn't pay she tried to ruin him. She's a thoroughly dishonorable person, and I'm hoping that Trump ends up bankrupting her now, regardless of what (if anything) happened between them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM (fqUgw)

I also don't particularly care if he did or didn't, but I do think she's too homely /skanky for Trump to have f#ed.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (XROPS)

187 That's not egg on her face.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (MabET)

188 .
1. Open ace thread
2. Control-F: "Trump Curse"
3. Nod head knowingly

Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (q177U)

189 Wait... there are wallets with legs???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (9iLHi)

190 lifetime channel movie, comin up. bored housewives will love it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (KP5rU)

191 31 Stormy has a husband? The concept of being married to a pornster just, I don't know what to say but it would trouble me.
I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:04 PM (nBr1j)


"Hi, Stormy. How was work today?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (Ry8mf)

192 Stormy aspires to be as classy as Anna Nicole Smith, but just a bit less dead.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

193 You're an attorney for christs sake. How unethical do you want to be???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

Har. Fucking. Har.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:31 PM (ZzmAT)

194 and that leaves out the whole yick / eeewww factor ... throw that in and it's hazmat spacesuit time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (KVMek)

195 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

196 166
161 I wish I still thought Bukake was an exotic Japanese grain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

Imagine if you had ordered it at a restaurant though.


Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (t849v)
No, I will not imagine that. No. No. No.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (37IEG)

197 "reserve judgement"

That's fucking rich.

Asshole. Where's a bus accident when you need one?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (F4u7C)

198 Doesn't she owe Trump legal fees now?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at

Yep. Trump is seeking over $300k plus additional monetary (Mandatory) sanctions on the anti-slapp motion. I don't think the judge has ruled on the final amount. He will probably cut it down some. .

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (XROPS)

199 Speaking of not classy, I read Amy Schumers rant that went with her vomit video. I guess her having pregnancy related nausea is the reason we need national health care or something (did she have trouble paying?) and insulted and slandered Hyde Smith in her typical vile manner.
This is wrong on so many levels. What disgusting display of self-absorbed liberal insanity. And of course her followers love it. Pity the kid that is going to be born and raised by this pig.


Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (MxEKc)

200 195; you must be kind of new here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

201 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

-----

No. Ann Althouse scolding Ace for nuttin on some chick???

THAT is a weird day.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

202 195 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

Just need a gainzzz thread with something like "flaming clown boner" in it to round out the day.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

203 Zod, lol, i would leave , probably running, i like my guys that know how to act around the average family, and which fork to use ,and not pull out their putz because they can't keep their 'feelings' down.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (2c0p7)

204 lifetime channel movie, comin up. bored housewives will love it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Tonight on Lifetime, television for women, Meredith Baxter-Birney gets beaten by a rod......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (ggZRr)

205 >>This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.



Almost as awkward as when Ace told Pam Geller that she had nice tits.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (MabET)

206 Stormy had sex with trump and was paid handsomely. She bought into the lefts narrative they trump is a dottering old fool, and she thought she could roll him for more. It seems like the only people who get duped by the lefts portrayal of Trump as stupid and naive is the left.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (dNzKv)

207
Har. Fucking. Har.


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Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

208
Stormy is a classy porn star. She even said she never took it in the ass. That's class, even though you're lying.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:28 PM


She honestly believed that a rudimentary search, which would take maybe all of three seconds, wouldn't reveal her with a slong up her tailbone?

But I think you're right. It is classier to deny.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:35 PM (e7O7B)

209 No. Ann Althouse scolding Ace for nuttin on some chick???

THAT is a weird day.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

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Wait - wut? I must have missed this...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:35 PM (AzW6q)

210 184 I am still working out that this Daniels person is married.

There was a porn dude, I can picture his face, but not his name. Major player, lot of roles.

There was this porn actress. Once again can picture her face, but not the name. Same thing. Lot of roles. Asian looking iirc.

They get scheduled together for a shoot. Porn dude says, 'Can't do it.'

Got asked why?

"She's my sister."


Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (e7O7B)

That was Amber Lynn and Buck Adams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:35 PM (bcbK8)

211 Cheer up, Insomniac, you could be me.

No kidding.

S'all gonna be ok somehow.

Posted by: adobe juan 2 spine fractures, torn knee, snapped achilles tendon kenobe at November 29, 2018 02:35 PM (tVUzD)

212 i am unconvinced Trump did Stormy he seem
s way to fastidious for that.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (2c0p7)

213 185 Ald Burke is chair of the City Council Finance Committee, meaning he writes the tax laws the peasants must follow. He also has a private tax consulting business, where you hire him to reduce your taxes. Sweet gig or what?
Posted by: Boots

>Uh, how did people looking at him and never said "conflict of interests"?

Regardless of who's campaign he helped, that's kind of a bit of cronyism.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (UjnLf)
----------------------------------------------------

Forget it Jake, it's Chicago. That's just how one party rule in a corrupt progressive people's republic works.

He's not the only one, but so far he's the only one we know of who has a connection to President Trump. How interesting the DOJ is going after him, when there are literally hundreds of guys just like him who have done worse.

Posted by: Boots at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (e9omi)

214 Heh. You silly people know nothing of Chicago politics. Burke is more powerful than Emanuel, and possibly was as powerful as Daley.

He and Madigan are best buds. They run this state, and have for the past 30 years, at least.

My daydreaming led me to this possibility, considering Trump's dealings with him:

Trump knows some of Burke's dirt. In light of how he's been treated, Trump sics the feds on him, as part of draining the swamp. Burke goes to federal PMITA prison for the rest of his miserable life.

Of course, I know that's fantasy. But us normals stuck here in this shitty state would sure love to see it.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (JZMRD)

215 So is this Tuesday?

Or is it just weird around here today?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (p+Wdc)

216 162 Zod, beside yuge tatas ? sleeze all the way, but i guess guys are like that.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (2c0p7)


Only dumb ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (xSo9G)

217 Start italics

Stop italics

Barrel ------>>>>

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (88+cf)

218 I got a truckload of karma for a Miss Stormy Daniels?

Sign please.

Posted by: Carl the Delivery Guy at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (H7LIz)

219 Not classy.

Posted by: Pam, Michael and Jim at November 29, 2018 02:36 PM (NF2Bf)

220 I can neither confirm nor deny that my client's arse was routinely hollowed out like a canoe. Please reserve judgment.

Posted by: Mikes Avenazi at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (Z+ic4)

221 To be fair, porn actors/actresses have to pass health checks quite often, so there are high odds against them passing along liberal diseases.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

222 Almost as awkward as when Ace told Pam Geller that she had nice tits.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (MabET)

In ace's defense, he's not wrong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (GBteo)

223 The little fork is for salad. I think.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (I5Qy4)

224 Tonight on Lifetime, television for women, Meredith Baxter-Birney gets beaten by a rod......
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (ggZRr)


Doesn't she bat for the other team now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (xSo9G)

225 Almost as awkward as when Ace told Pam Geller that she had nice tits.

Well, she does.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (88+cf)

226 she recently reconnected with Crain, as they share a daughter together.

-
I wonder whose daughter it was.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

227 Holy shit, the caller on Rush is lit AF!

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

228 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.



===

Clarification, does "day" include ONT...?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (bUjCl)

229 >>>>This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

Day drinking is a thing.

Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (q177U)

230 Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:33 PM (2c0p7)

Which fork? That's easy. The one in front of you. Taking someone else's silverware is considered a dick move.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (J+mig)

231 I wish I still thought Bukake was an exotic Japanese grain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

Imagine if you had ordered it at a restaurant though.


Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:26 PM (t849v)

INT Car
Girlfriend: Hey, I went on your computer and I saw you searching for Bukakke. What's that?

Boyfriend, nervously: Uh. It's a kind of sushi.

Girlfriend: Oh, so you were looking that up since we're going to the japanese restaurant for dinner tonight?

Boyfriend: Yes of course. That.

-LATER in a Japanese Restaurant-

Waiter: And miss, what will you be having today?

Girlfriend: I don't see it on the menu, but can you give me a bukakke?

Waiter: Excuse me?

Girlfriend: Yeah. I'm curious to try it.

Waiter looks at the boyfriend. He shrugs.

THEY BANG.


--

This is my script and none of y'all better steal it.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (KUaJL)

232 I wonder whose daughter it was.

________________________________________

I confess. It was mine.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (H7LIz)

233 221 To be fair, porn actors/actresses have to pass health checks quite often, so there are high odds against them passing along liberal diseases.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

Close to 100% (it probably is 100%) of actors in the adult film industry have herpes and HPV, two STI's that are very hard to screen for, and incurable.

Many, many, MANY, of them regularly get chlamydia and gonorrhea and other easily treatable diseases. They just take antibiotics by the gallon.

The screening is mostly about trying to keep the HIV out of the industry.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (GBteo)

234 That was Amber Lynn and Buck Adams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 02:35 PM


A quick search proves you correct. It also reveals a three way with Amber, Buck, and Nina Hartley. Which I'm gonna pass on watching.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM (e7O7B)

235 The small fork is for the eye.

The big fork is for the throat.

Posted by: Vito Cavone at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM (H7LIz)

236 Long ago heard the definition of Lifetime was men behaving badly

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM (6VrXf)

237 The guy on Rush is going batshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM (I5Qy4)

238 Waiter looks at the boyfriend. He shrugs.

THEY BANG.

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Wait....WUT???

Why would the waiter bang the boyfriend??? God youre a shitty porn writer Stormy.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

239 (Scours sky for signs of SMOD. No sign. Turns away dejected.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (xSo9G)

240 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards."

"someday, the internet and world wide web will be a treasured resource planetwide"...
Sir Tim B-L

"here, hold my beer"
- AoS

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (6qErC)

241 Which fork? That's easy. The one in front of you. Taking someone else's silverware is considered a dick move.
Posted by: Cato by Phone


Bonus points though if they're still using it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (pREVk)

242 We need to book all these folks for the show...

Posted by: Jerry Springer at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (NgKpN)

243 What's going on with Rush?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (bUjCl)

244 The guy on Rush is going batshit.

Sounds like Mark Levin.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (boNFp)

245 Well it certainly is treasured by a certain sort.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (t849v)

246 spnge sure i think mthly check ups, who did they ALSO screw in that mth?

so i guess you can be Lucky or unlucky where you feel in that mth.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (2c0p7)

247 Is this the semen thread?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

248 Not listening so what is happening?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (bUjCl)

249 Fine. Bring on the ditch and bullet. I'm ready.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (ZzmAT)

250 >>Which fork? That's easy. The one in front of you. Taking someone else's silverware is considered a dick move. Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 29, 2018 02:38 PM (J+mig)

Beer. Fire. Meat. Guns. Eat with hands.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (Bdeb0)

251 Forget it Jake, it's Chicago. That's just how one party rule in a corrupt progressive people's republic works.

He's not the only one, but so far he's the only one we know of who has a connection to President Trump. How interesting the DOJ is going after him, when there are literally hundreds of guys just like him who have done worse.
Posted by: Boots

>You do have a point there, Elwood.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (I4gdi)

252 205 >>This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.



Almost as awkward as when Ace told Pam Geller that she had nice tits.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2018 02:34 PM (MabET)

Did he say it classy-like? "Capitol knockers, madame" or something like that?

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (7HtZB)

253 What's going on with Rush?
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (bUjCl)

----

Well.... its winter in Canada ...... so..... ice fishing probably....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

254 So do pornsters run liberal like the rest of the entertainment industry? Or do they run more libertarian being self employed entrepreneurial types.

I have a tough time saying porn stars, because they can't all be stars. And referring as actors and actresses is also kind of difficult to, umm, swallow.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:42 PM (nBr1j)

255 Notice the HUGE difference in how Avenatti responded to his own, actual, indisputable arrest - screaming at the top of his lungs and making threats - and to his client's arrest - effectively confirming that its true and they're guilty.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 29, 2018 02:42 PM (setIA)

256 Long ago heard the definition of Lifetime was men behaving badly

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM


And when the wife starts watching Lifetime on a regular basis? Time to rip the 75 pages of 'DIVORCE LAWYER' out of the phonebook.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (e7O7B)

257 221 To be fair, porn actors/actresses have to pass health checks quite
often, so there are high odds against them passing along liberal
diseases.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

Man I DGAF if they hit the carwash on the way home, or have a dunk tank outside.
Would not marry one.

Can you imagine that little girl being barraged in school with pix and comments?

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (88+cf)

258 Not listening so what is happening?

Some dude is lit up over his impression that Rush is going soft. The caller apparently is an elderly street fighter who is hard core smash-mouth conservative and thinks that Rush is begging people to dial it down and use FACTS and LOGIC.

Something about "You shouldn't identify as a Conservative, but as a Problem Solver"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (boNFp)

259 damn, some of you are well versed in porn legacys. i plead ignorance. she's my sister. what are the chances of that? damn, that's almost like a kennedy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (KP5rU)

260 Porn people?

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (t849v)

261 @164

Could you imagine the tentacles of criminality that could be exposed if they went at Pelosi and Steny Hoyer the way they are going after Trump?


Minimum 1000 people indicted with a combined sentence of 20,000 years.


This shit is intolerable.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (mv+Oj)

262 @104 She claims the alleged pay-off proves it, but it doesn't prove anything other than that Trump was willing (apparently) to pay her to stop publicly making her claim that they'd had sex. Given that Trump was trying to win the presidential nomination at the time, it's conceivable that he thought it was worth $135k (or whatever) to get her to shut up and stop causing trouble for him.
----------------------

Yup. Trump gave her what is, to him, pocket change to shut up about it. Also, my understanding is that Daniels was one of two women that he paid off at that time. The other woman has, wisely, kept her mouth shut since then.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (e7Q0v)

263 The guy on Rush is going batshit.

Sounds like Mark Levin.

-------

One good thing about Harry Reid retiring is that it probably added a good ten years to Levin's life.

When he would talk - then shout - then scream about Reid, I would grow sincerely concerned that he would have a stroke and die on the air.

G-d, how he hated that man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

264 Man I DGAF if they hit the carwash on the way home, or have a dunk tank outside.
Would not marry one.

Can you imagine that little girl being barraged in school with pix and comments?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (88+cf)


I agree. I don't need little punks wackin to my wife anytime soon.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

265 Notice the HUGE difference in how Avenatti responded to his own, actual, indisputable arrest - screaming at the top of his lungs and making threats - and to his client's arrest - effectively confirming that its true and they're guilty.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 29, 2018 02:42 PM (setIA)


Maybe not still his client.

But, you know, they deserve each other.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (9VeU0)

266 There was a porn dude, I can picture his face, but not his name. Major player, lot of roles.

There was this porn actress. Once again can picture her face, but not the name. Same thing. Lot of roles. Asian looking iirc.

They get scheduled together for a shoot. Porn dude says, 'Can't do it.'

Got asked why?

"She's my sister."

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 29, 2018 02:30 PM (e7O7B)


Darth Pornographer: Luke, come to the dark side. Use your light sybian on her.

Luke: I can't! She's my sister! Dad, you're one sick mofo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (/qEW2)

267 >>damn, that's almost like a kennedy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (KP5rU)

Kennedy, as in the ex-MTV babbly tattooed pothead libertarian commentator? *She's* in the Stormy guild?

Huh.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

268 Or that time Ace gave Hannah Giles pudding cups at CPAC and took pics * that was ace, right?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (bUjCl)

269 This has been a weird day here, even by AoS standards.
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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (tfbws)

270 221 To be fair, porn actors/actresses have to pass health checks quite often, so there are high odds against them passing along liberal diseases.
____________

Yeah, but given how used and stretched out their . . . orifices . . . have to be, how satisfying could sex with them really be?

I used to have to review medical records for people who were regularly pounded in the backside (don't ask why), and there are a whole host of unpleasant medical conditions that result from that kind of activity, and none of them are sexy (unless you're turned on by things like anal leakage, in which case, nevermind).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)

271 @255 Notice the HUGE difference in how Avenatti responded to his own, actual, indisputable arrest - screaming at the top of his lungs and making threats - and to his client's arrest - effectively confirming that its true and they're guilty.
------------------

Based on the post the other day (i.e. the "Stormy says that Avenatti didn't have her permission to do what he did" story), I think it's safe to say that the he's no longer representing her.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (e7Q0v)

272 Can you imagine that little girl . . . .

Oh, yes.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (Z+ic4)

273 236 Long ago heard the definition of Lifetime was men behaving badly
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:39 PM (6VrXf)


Generic Lifetime script.

Scene 1: Woman smiling happy, as anodyne music plays in the background. She meets Prince Charming, is enchanted, and hugs herself after he leaves.

Scene 2: Turns out Prince Charming has a nasty side. She is troubled, but hopes to fix him.

Scene 3: Prince Charming becomes a real dick and is insanely jealous and/or physically abusive.

Scene 4: the heroine is in the shower, and slumps to the floor, sobbing.

Scene 5: the heroine shows newfound determination - she's a strong woman! - and confronts Prince Charming, who crumbles before her empowerment.

The end. Credits roll.

Next Lifetime show begins. Opening scene: Woman smiling happy, as anodyne music plays in the background. She meets Prince Charming, is enchanted, and hugs herself after he leaves...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (1+J19)

274 Considering the caller was invited by Rush to host tomorrow - it would be an entirely epic show.

The dude might just have a brain aneurysm during the opening monologue.

I would call in just to troll this heck out of him.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (boNFp)

275 I went to my sisters for thanksgiving, she has this odd silverware set. All the forks are 3 tine big and small

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (bQtop)

276 I used to have to review medical records for people who were regularly pounded in the backside (don't ask why)...
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)

No, really, why? Did you piss someone off? How awful.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 29, 2018 02:47 PM (MX7xj)

277 I went to the Stormy Daniels store (because, why not)...and they have a dress over there with the graphic "Creepy Porno Lawyer" printed on it. LMAO

Posted by: Orson at November 29, 2018 02:47 PM (xu2Hw)

278
Based on the post the other day (i.e. the "Stormy says that Avenatti didn't have her permission to do what he did" story), I think it's safe to say that the he's no longer representing her.
Posted by: junior at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (e7Q0v)


She hasn't fired him yet, but I believe she did say she's contemplating their arrangement...

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:47 PM (F4u7C)

279 At least 2 years after sentencing former Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane finally reported to jail after all attempts at getting around that failed.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:47 PM (6VrXf)

280 267: Zod, shit forgot about that one. I was thinking of the equestrian Kennedy's. Like, ya know?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:47 PM (KP5rU)

281 Avenetti must be 1 hell of a litigator; the lengths the writer of this story went to to avoid presenting anything as an actual fact are astonishing. "appears to threaten" "appears to have written" "allegedly texted"...what a tap dance.

Posted by: DaveKinNC at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (/NgNT)

282 I used to have to review medical records for people who were regularly pounded in the backside (don't ask why), and there are a whole host of unpleasant medical conditions that result from that kind of activity, and none of them are sexy (unless you're turned on by things like anal leakage, in which case, nevermind).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)


But wait - I was reliably informed that that was a perfectly valid lifestyle, as healthy and beautiful and natural as any other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (1+J19)

283 @258


I think Rush is being captured by Jordan Peterson's construct of using minimal necessary force when dealing with enemies.



I say we have been using far less than minimal necessary force for the last 40 years.


The fascist left needs to be smacked in the face with nail studded baseball bats.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (mv+Oj)

284 270: no shit!

Posted by: Shep! at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (I5Qy4)

285 274 Considering the caller was invited by Rush to host tomorrow - it would be an entirely epic show.

The dude might just have a brain aneurysm during the opening monologue.

I would call in just to troll this heck out of him.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (boNFp)

Gino didn't take a breath for 3 minutes while talking non stop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (5qdFy)

286 >>>I have a tough time saying porn stars, because they can't all be stars.
And referring as actors and actresses is also kind of difficult to, umm,
swallow.<<<

Ref: See also 159. Porn characters.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (Z9C5C)

287 I imagine that when Ace attends various gatherings of conservatives he gets a huge amount of poon, especially when he starts dropping hints that he's the real Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

288 275 Which one is smaller 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2018 02:49 PM (6VrXf)

289 One good thing about Harry Reid retiring is that it probably added a good ten years to Levin's life.

When he would talk - then shout - then scream about Reid, I would grow sincerely concerned that he would have a stroke and die on the air.

G-d, how he hated that man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:43 PM (AzW6q)


I think he hates Schooooomer more.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2018 02:49 PM (y7DUB)

290 I was surprised to hear Levin say that there was no way in hell what GM was doing was political.

I happen to think it's QUITE political.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:49 PM (F4u7C)

291 @254 So do pornsters run liberal like the rest of the entertainment industry? Or do they run more libertarian being self employed entrepreneurial types.
------------------

No idea on the ones in the industry. But one retired performer - Jenna Jameson - is pro-Trump, and very vocal about it on Twitter.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2018 02:49 PM (e7Q0v)

292 Rush is old. Less testosterone as you age, no longer has it in him to wipe out the commies.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (t849v)

293 Posted by: Tinfolbaby at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (bQtop)

My cousin has a bunch of forks like that. I hate them. They are unusable for us normals.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (JZMRD)

294 But wait - I was reliably informed that that was a perfectly valid lifestyle, as healthy and beautiful and natural as any other.
---
Depends.

Hey, somebody had to say it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (hjaPQ)

295 The fascist left needs to be smacked in the face with nail studded baseball bats.

My preferred method includes the use of a backhoe.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (boNFp)

296 I've already seen this episode of Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (Z4rgH)

297 238
Waiter looks at the boyfriend. He shrugs.



THEY BANG.



------



Wait....WUT???



Why would the waiter bang the boyfriend??? God youre a shitty porn writer Stormy.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2018 02:40 PM (8XRCm)
They Bang?
That's another one of those phrases that means something else, like picking up girls. I thought it meant lighting off fire works.
I asked a girl in a bar one time if she wanted to bang and she hit me. I even had a pocket full of Black Cat firecrackers, and she slapped me!
It means something else doesn't it.
Why won't you guys tell me what it means?
I'll let you into my tree house fort if you'll tell me.

Posted by: Ben Sharparrow at November 29, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

298 Please tell me the caller on Rush named Gino from the Bronx was NOT a member of Teh Horde. Dude embarrassed himself.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 02:51 PM (Z+1Ng)

299 Rush is old. Less testosterone as you age, no longer has it in him to wipe out the commies.
Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 02:50 PM (t849v)

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I've been listening to Rush my entire conscious life. He's always pretty hard on public liberals, but when one calls in, he's always been unfailingly genteel. I think he tries to convince "regular" liberals, rather than bashing them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

300 The Trump Curse is real.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

301 Normal women are rare these days. You shouldn't have any effective competition for most guys.

Hell, I'd bend over backwards for one that wasn't barking mad, full of SJW bullshit, and didn't just see me as a wallet with legs.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 29, 2018 02:29 PM (J+mig)

Good luck with that. Odds are you'll hit at least one of the three, especially the last one. In our society, men have obligations, women have entitlements.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (ZzmAT)

302 I don't give a crap one way or the other, but if I had to bet, I'd bet Trump banged Stormy and the Playboy model we never hear about like Stormy,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (hN5g8)

303 When he would talk - then shout - then scream about Reid, I would grow sincerely concerned that he would have a stroke and die on the air.

I somehow imagine our JJ Sefton in the same way as he composes the Morning Report.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (boNFp)

304 C'mon, don't get all judgy about butt poundage. A prolapsed anus is just like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. You have to break an ass or two to make an rainbow omelet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (Z+ic4)

305 @48 or he's the one who pushed her to do it.
-------------------

IIRC, when the one performer committed suicide several months ago after catching flak for stating that she wouldn't work with gay men, someone here (here, I think) mentioned that the men in her life had essentially pushed her into the industry, and forced her to stay in it using various means.

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (e7Q0v)

306 So no talk of threesomes and the taste of sperm? WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2018 02:53 PM (2LelM)

307 275
I went to my sisters for thanksgiving, she has this odd silverware set. All the forks are 3 tine big and small

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (bQtop)
Those are called tridents.

Posted by: Jason Momosa at November 29, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

308 CLASSY!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2018 02:53 PM (+y/Ru)

309 You have to break an ass or two to make an rainbow omelet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (Z+ic4)

It's poetry like this that I come here for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 29, 2018 02:53 PM (5qdFy)

310 307 275
I went to my sisters for thanksgiving, she has this odd silverware set. All the forks are 3 tine big and small

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at November 29, 2018 02:46 PM (bQtop)
Those are called tridents.
Posted by: Jason Momosa at November 29, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

Is your sister Poseidon?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (nBr1j)

311 Stormy is classy like Iggy Azalea is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

312 283 The fascist left needs to be smacked in the face with nail studded baseball bats.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (mv+Oj)

Wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

313 I saw Prolapsed Anus open for the Shitkickers at the Stockyards in 1969.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)

314 CNN will be all over this story.

Because they do news.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (H7LIz)

315 Cato, and many women also would Love to find a guy to love that also wasn't barkin mad.

true.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (2c0p7)

316 306: shep and anderson are recuperating today. lemon boy has the sads.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (KP5rU)

317 Is your sister Poseidon?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (nBr1j)
Poseidonna, yes. It's an SJW thing.

Posted by: Jason Momosa at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

318 Normal women are rare these days.

-
Say what you will about feminism, it has removed women from any pedestal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2018 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

319 In our society, men have obligations, women have entitlements.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (ZzmAT

you really are better than that.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:55 PM (2c0p7)

320 I'm the classiest porn star. And it's not even close.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (Z+1Ng)

321 Normal women are rare these days.
---
as are men.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (2c0p7)

322 (unless you're turned on by things like anal leakage, in which case, nevermind).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)


You can get that from eating sushi. EVERYTHING causes cancer, so, why not?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (F4u7C)

323 The fascist left needs to be smacked in the face with nail studded baseball bats.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2018 02:48 PM (mv+Oj)

Wrapped in barbed wire.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

------

I like this one:
https://tinyurl.com/ybbbypwx

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

324 Cato, and many women also would Love to find a guy to love that also wasn't barkin mad.

true.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:54 PM (2c0p7)

Women's definition of barking mad is different than men's definition of barking mad . That's one of the main problems.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (hN5g8)

325 Stormy is a classy porn star. She even said she never took it in the ass. That's class, even though you're lying.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at N




no, she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (MTjB1)

326 Women's definition of barking mad is different than men's definition of barking mad . That's one of the main problems.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (hN5g


Stop appropriating my culture!

Posted by: Dog at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (F4u7C)

327 304 C'mon, don't get all judgy about butt poundage. A prolapsed anus is just like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. You have to break an ass or two to make an rainbow omelet

ROSEBUD!!

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (tVUzD)

328 You can get that from eating sushi. EVERYTHING causes cancer, so, why not?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (F4u7C)
Like the State of California - whole place contains things that are known to cause cancer!
OMG are other states that way?

Posted by: Camel Tow Harris at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

329 304 C'mon, don't get all judgy about butt poundage.

>>>>>

If you find a girl who is really into it, cherish her, enjoy the ride, and don't fuck it up.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (Z+1Ng)

330 no, she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (MTjB1)


Still, a lie.

Posted by: Dog at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (F4u7C)

331 Thanks, CNN, for making this modern day "Boogie Nights" crew part of the national conversation!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

332 anyway, back to the post, Stormy is an opportunist (see job) Avenetti is also, They saw money signs , a enemy to their pals, and went for it.

i hope they all enjoy actual just fruits of their labor.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (2c0p7)

333 327 304 C'mon, don't get all judgy about butt poundage. A prolapsed anus is just like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. You have to break an ass or two to make an rainbow omelet

ROSEBUD!!
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (tVUzD)

Paging Dr. Amyl Nitrate...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (UnA8+)

334 Stacks of pending law suits. All three of them give off that vibe.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (zEo4V)

335 no, she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2018 02:57 PM (MTjB1)

Still, a lie.
Posted by: Dog at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (F4u7C)

-------

I take it this dog has personal knowledge of this.

Stormy really is gross.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

336 she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.
---
She suffers for her art.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (hjaPQ)

337 Like the State of California - whole place contains things that are known to cause cancer!

OMG are other states that way?
Posted by: Camel Tow Harris


No. Other states are normal.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (pREVk)

338 Like the State of California - whole place contains things that are known to cause cancer!
OMG are other states that way?
Posted by: Camel Tow Harris at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)


No, but most states have to display a message stating that the State of California believes everything causes cancer.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (F4u7C)

339 Classy nood

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (bUjCl)

340 319 In our society, men have obligations, women have entitlements.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2018 02:52 PM (ZzmAT

you really are better than that.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:55 PM (2c0p7)

He's not wrong. Its not so much that the set of obligations is new but that it is uncompensated. There is no figure more disrespected in our society than a father(watch any form of entertainment). After that is probably male or white bashing. It is not endearing to the subset of the population expected to fight unto the death when necessary.

Posted by: Someguy at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (t849v)

341 i hope they all enjoy actual just fruits of their labor.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:59 PM (2c0p7)

Chlamydia?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (J+mig)

342 no, she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth


What'd she say about lap dances?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (pREVk)

343 Women's definition of barking mad is different than men's definition of barking mad . That's one of the main problems.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent

--- really ? Antifa or feministas?

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (2c0p7)

344 321 Normal women are rare these days.
---
as are men.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 02:56 PM (2c0p7)

To be fair, men are leading the way towards right wing values. Both men and women are basically trash these days.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (Z+1Ng)

345 329
304 C'mon, don't get all judgy about butt poundage.



>>>>>



If you find a girl who is really into it, cherish her, enjoy the ride, and don't fuck it up.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 02:58 PM (Z+1Ng)
There once was a lady named Gwen
Who liked riding atop of her men
When caught by the cops
They told her to stop
But I'm sure that ...

crap, I can never remember the rest of that. Something about that comment made me remember the limerick, but I can't quite remember what it was.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

346 Cato, at the least.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (2c0p7)

347 Lisa, what men?
Trump.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:01 PM (2c0p7)

348 Normal women are rare these days.

-
Say what you will about feminism, it has removed women from any pedestal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

>I'm lucky to love one who I was friends with since 4th grade and isn't a slut or feminist.

Then again, she's a bit ignorant to the events of the nation or the world. And doesn't care for politics.

Which slightly scares me.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 29, 2018 03:02 PM (L/Trc)

349 Irony: CNN is doing a State of Hate series this week on right-wing anti-Jewish activity but not a word about their own Marc Lamont Hill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2018 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

350 I agree. I don't need little punks wackin to my wife anytime soon.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2018 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

---
NOW you tell us...

Posted by: the neighborhood kids at November 29, 2018 03:02 PM (xPNLF)

351 >>anyway, back to the post, Stormy is an opportunist (see job) Avenetti is also, They saw money signs , a enemy to their pals, and went for it.

i hope they all enjoy actual just fruits of their labor.





Would you be surprised to learn that before Avenatti became a lawyer he did oppo research for the Clintons, worked directly under Rahm Emanuel? I'm thinking their services were sought out.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2018 03:02 PM (W+vEI)

352 crosses out, Hemmingway, coulter, attkinson, etc..

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:03 PM (2c0p7)

353 342 no, she said she never took it in the ass for a movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth


What'd she say about lap dances?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2018 03:00 PM (pREVk)

She said $30 a song
VIP is extra

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 29, 2018 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

354 Lizzy, i would expect that.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:03 PM (2c0p7)

355 347 Lisa, what men?
Trump.
Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:01 PM (2c0p7)

Just look for the ones that stay clean shaven, dress decent to sharp, and stay in shape. It ain't hard to notice the trend taking place.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 03:04 PM (Z+1Ng)

356 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE LADY AND THE MAN WHO GET PAID TO SCREW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JAIL AND DONALD TRUMP IS STILL THE PRESIDENT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2018 03:04 PM (H7LIz)

357 349 Irony: CNN is doing a State of Hate series this week on right-wing anti-Jewish activity but not a word about their own Marc Lamont Hill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2018 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

The anti-semetism card was always the last card they could play. We all saw this coming. Jews vote 80% or more democrat anyways. But, the hatred is non existant in America. This is ridiculous and it's goal is to cause hatred and alienation of the American Jewish population.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 29, 2018 03:08 PM (Z+1Ng)

358 lisa ann, i actually like balbo beards, but clean yes, not fickle yes, and not a creepy porn hound yes.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2018 03:08 PM (2c0p7)

359 346 Cato, at the least.

Cato?

Posted by: Inspector Cleauseau at November 29, 2018 03:09 PM (xGZ+b)

360 "Our office" has difficulty confirming the details of our former client's legal status as we are temporarily operating from a Dodge Caravan down by the river.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 29, 2018 03:10 PM (koNhm)

361 He didn't say "my client".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2018 03:15 PM (Ndje9)

362 Ann Barnhardt had a link to a guy's story about his life as a gay man. I think it was also mentioned here on the morning thread. It was really very chilling, to think that someone would put themselves through that. He wound up with a prolapse rectum, if I'm remembering it right.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2018 03:24 PM (JKNZq)

363 I likes DICK sports.......

Posted by: saf at November 29, 2018 03:47 PM (5IHGB)

364 I's like a lil fork now and again and again.....aaaah the good tines...and trident makes yer breath fresh and your balls sweet if ya know wot I mean. Stormies tip # 103.

Posted by: saf at November 29, 2018 03:57 PM (5IHGB)

365 No doubt this will be resolved at teatime over crumpets, cake and cucumber sandwiches

Posted by: Lousy1 at November 29, 2018 07:56 PM (1wxON)

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