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The Media Continues to Buy Into Any RussiaGate Hoax-Claim, No Matter How Implausible

Yesterday's #FakeNews was a bombshell Guardian report that Paul Manafort had had "secret talks" with Wikileaks founder Julian Assange in March 2016.

This is part of the FusionGPS narrative that there was "collusion" between Trump and Assange (who in turn, colluded with Russia) about the DNC hack.

Apparently, the Ecudorian Embassy in London, where Assange is a permanent guest, did not bother to have Paul Manafort sign the guest register, and this heavily-video-surveilled embassy had no videotape of his arrival. And no foreign intelligence agencies proffered any videotape of Manafort's visit.

After Wikileaks and Manafort completely denied the claim, and Wikileaks threatened to sue, The Guardian began stealth-editing the the story to walk it back, adding in #JustKidding words like "apparently" and "sources say" and changing verb tenses from simple declarative past to conditional would have past in order to signal a level of doubt and lack of verification that the original Fusion produced hit carefully researched piece lacked.



Mollie Hemingway rounds up all the shrieking five-alarm cries of vindication from the perpetually-ignorant "Experts" of the media, as well as figures associated with the media and Fusion, such as self-kompromat hobbyist and walking blackmail volcano John Schindler.*


Fusion-connected, leftist-billionaire-funded confused old man Bill Kristol also shrieked the story out on twitter, but then stealth-deleted that tweet without any notice or explanation when the story began to come apart.

It's at least satisfying to mock the always-ignorant and ever-credulous "experts" and Fusion-operatives-with-bylines.


* Also known as the Ansel Adams of Lapscape Photography and the John James Audobon of the Purple-Headed Pocket Goose.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:31 PM




Comments

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1 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)

2 The lie is halfway around the world. Quickly, my shoes!

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (iIzG7)

3 IT'S LONELY IN HERE

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)

4 They can't even lie well enough to get through one news cycle.

Posted by: tbodie at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (8j5Cj)

5 I've sounded the dogwhistle for the Corgis.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (iIzG7)

6 Nothing suspicious about this.

It happens to both sides of the political aisle all the time.

Major news organizations run poorly sourced stories accusing major Democratic figures of wrongdoing without any evidence on a weekly basis.

Like that time they said...

That time...

I know I can think of an example...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (XSSCs)

7 I hear people on Twitter are all atwitter...

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (X3php)

8

Yeah it's hilarious.

My sense of humor for all this has expired.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (TNe4W)

9 Nyet Nyet Nyet

Posted by: V. Putin's tits at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (LilNs)

10 And I wonder how Cap'n Krunch feels as he has to delete all those comments on twitty?

Does he even notice that he is a fool?

Posted by: tbodie at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (8j5Cj)

11 Donald Trump greatest service is exposing all of our betters to be as fragile as a mercury glass Christmas ornament. I wouldn't put these clowns in charge of a church bake sale.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (hLRSq)

12 "Those who control the news, control the people."

Ben Shapiro - Deep Thoughts

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (KUaJL)

13
What happened to Nunes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (TNe4W)

14 Facts are such a cisnormative White patriarchal way to "own the liberals". Nobody on the "Right Side of History" uses them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (3sjI6)

15 So who put out the fake leak about the Manafort/Assange meeting?

Someone is getting nervous.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

16 The Russians faked the moon landing.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (t849v)

17 Go ahead, laugh! Just wait till Mueller reveals the proof that Trump and Khrushchev killed Kennedy!

Posted by: This is CNN at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (37IEG)

18 Yeah, NPR was sucking this dick this morning too.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (8erNz)

19 The Guardian is a pathetic paper.It's about as bad as Reuters.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (88xKn)

20 "They can't even lie well enough to get through one news cycle."

They don't care. Lying well isn't the point. It's just like "the Rethuglicans stole the election and suppressed votes!" The braindead sheep will scream it and repeat is, long after the "correction" is printed on the bottom of page D-16.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (iIzG7)

21 This is part of the FusionGPS narrative that there was "collusion" between Trump and Assange (who in turn, colluded with Russia) about the DNC hack.

Colluders R Us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (Ibwur)

22 Its pretty funny.
========
For values of "funny" that include sedition.

*bites lip*

*guffaws*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (Imxdr)

23
The dashcam videos will reveal all in the Russian Collision rumors

#benkoanz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

24
There's still a Republican majority in Congress.
Why the shutdown??

What's the point of a Republican majority, or a Republican party?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (TNe4W)

25 Facts are such a cisnormative White patriarchal way to "own the liberals". Nobody on the "Right Side of History" uses them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (3sjI6)

Snarky and true.

Golf clap!

Posted by: tbodie at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (8j5Cj)

26 9 Nyet Nyet Nyet
Posted by: V. Putin's tits at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (LilNs)


Nibble Nibble Nibble

Posted by: Maria Sharapova's Teeth at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (8erNz)

27 The Noose is tightening! It is. It IS! This is real!

Posted by: Jim Accosta at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (37IEG)

28 Enjoy the Show!

Posted by: Qrap at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (X3php)

29 And no foreign intelligence agencies proffered any videotape of Manafort's visit.




Ecuador...call us

Posted by: Erdogan at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (bUjCl)

30 >>>Yeah it's hilarious.

My sense of humor for all this has expired.

...

well, mocking them is funny, at least.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (PbpT7)

31 *stamps foot* "We're NOT the enemy of the people! We're not! We're not! We're not!" - Duh Mediuh

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (NnMes)

32 "Does he even notice that he is a fool?"


Does a fish know water is wet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (hLRSq)

33 Donald Trump greatest service is exposing all of our betters to be as fragile as a mercury glass Christmas ornament. I wouldn't put these clowns in charge of a church bake sale.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (hLRSq)

Why not? They would bring in oppressed Central American and Mexican refugees to run it, since no American will do that job. Just don't expect any money left over for the church. "Money? We don't need no stinkin' money! Our families do, though, so we wired it back home."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (3sjI6)

34 I could have worn a condom but thought, "When am I ever going to be in Haiti again?"

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (XkVXQ)

35 I'm not a big fan of wikileaks or Glen Greenwald but this is a fun fight to watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (bcbK8)

36 Anyone seen Kate Upton?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)

37 LOL what a bunch of assholes

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (BXMxN)

38 They lie about everything from the weather to the correct time.

This is probably bullshit too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (cqNba)

39
The evidence of Manafort's guilt in this is clear.

/cue the video of Kashoggi entering the Istanbul consulate

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (TNe4W)

40 How many more stories are we going to force them to concoct before we accept that orange man bad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (dNzKv)

41 The Noose is tightening! It is. It IS! This is real!


Posted by: Jim Accosta


That walls are closing in!!

Posted by: NPC meme at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (XkVXQ)

42 36 That bastard erlander knocked her up....

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (BXMxN)

43 Mollie had me at her opening six words: "Many media figures have swallowed whole ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (8B9vK)

44 Anyone seen Kate Upton?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)

Paging kbdabear. kbdabear to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: tbodie at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (8j5Cj)

45 If you had WSJ reporter Damian Paletta as the first guy to contact Carter Page in the summer of 2016 about the Fusion pushed fake dossier, you win!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (/tuJf)

46 I drank vodka with a Russian, in Russia, at 6AM once.

Do I get interviewed?

Posted by: Qrap at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (X3php)

47 Anyone seen Kate Upton?
Posted by: DamnedYankee



Didi you misplace her? When did you last see her ??

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (bUjCl)

48 36 Anyone seen Kate Upton?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)
----------------

I just got done spending 4 months of the year on the road. The only person seeing Mrs. Verlander is me.

Posted by: J. Verlander at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (qC1Sy)

49 Anyone seen Kate Upton?


Posted by: DamnedYankee


Keep that bitch out of my way.

Posted by: Cake Girl at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (XkVXQ)

50 The Russians faked the moon landing."

Bastards. I knew it was them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (6qErC)

51 What matters is getting the lie out there. Right now there are a bunch of progs getting their impeachment gowns ready for Trump's trial.

And they will ignore any actual news that contradicts that.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (37IEG)

52 What's the frequency???????????

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (88+cf)

53 I've said it before, if I was President, I would offer Assange a Pardon, and Political Asylum on the condition that he would tell us EVERYTHING that happened.

We do this kind of thing all the time in criminal cases, and he has essentially now been in Jail for years (in the embassy).

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

54
mocking them is funny, at least.





Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (PbpT7

=====

It totally is! That's why I come here now instead of taking my news raw.


My news, not myself, morons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (oGNNA)

55 Russian dashcams exist because people lie, and the truth needs to be recorded if you're going to defend yourself. American politics by the Dems is now no different. That's the "pravda," and it shouldn't come as "izvestia" to any of us.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (iIzG7)

56 36 Anyone seen Kate Upton?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)

Terry Richardson sure as heck has.

Yow, that 'Cat Daddy' dance video!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (bcbK8)

57 The Russians faked our moon landing ? sneaky devils

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (bUjCl)

58 12 "Those who control the news, control the people."

Ben Shapiro - Deep Thoughts

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (KUaJL)


Those who control the news end up wandering around the studio pantsless screaming like Howard Beale as Donald Trump crumbles their minds like a stale Chips Ahoy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

59 Did you hear my wife's a doctor?

*giggles*

#ThugLife

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (XkVXQ)

60 Baby, don't you understand that when I have to make up news stories to get you to see that orange man bad, it hurts me more than it hurts you?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (dNzKv)

61 Mollie had me at her opening six words: "Many media figures have swallowed whole ..."

MeToo!

/HarvW

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (6qErC)

62 I just got done spending 4 months of the year on the road. The only person seeing Mrs. Verlander is me.
Posted by: J. Verlander at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (qC1Sy)


The amazing thing is he doesn't serve up gopher balls in the first inning, get the hook, and immediately go home to Mrs. Verlander.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (Ibwur)

63

Build the wall. 14000 GM employees need a job.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (TNe4W)

64 The Noose is tightening! It is. It IS! This is real!
Posted by: Jim Accosta at November 28, 2018 01:36 PM (37IEG)

Noose? As a black person, I must say that I am deeply offended by your racist comment! OK, maybe I'm not so much black as kind of light mocha color, and my father was half-black, and my mother of German-Irish stock, but still. RRREEEEEEEE....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (3sjI6)

65 It totally is! That's why I come here now instead of taking my news raw.


My news, not myself, morons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 01:40 PM (oGNNA)

So you are or are not in the raw right now?

Please clarify.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:42 PM (bcbK8)

66 self-kompromat hobbyist and walking blackmail volcano John Schindler

And this is why I frequent this STD-ridden* den of iniquity.



*Sources say

Posted by: The Raging Misanthrope at November 28, 2018 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

67 Often wrong, never in doubt.

Someone here said that.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2018 01:42 PM (cxHbL)

68 Fake News Is the Enemy of the People.


Fusion GPS

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 28, 2018 01:42 PM (FTjEX)

69 57
The Russians faked our moon landing ? sneaky devils

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (bUjCl)
Yus, that flag that looks like it has a breeze blowing on it to make us look bad?
Yeah, F*ing Russians landed after sunset and set up a fan outside the camera frame to blow air across it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:42 PM (37IEG)

70 I've traveled in Ukraine and voted for Trump. Does this mean Mueller wants to talk to me?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (2LelM)

71 So who put out the fake leak about the Manafort/Assange meeting?

Someone is getting nervous.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

-------------

Didn't Manafort already prove he was never there by showing the entries and exits from his passport?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (ffYR/)

72 Kate Upton has chosen mom over career. Interesting, that.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)

73 >>Build the wall. 14000 GM employees need a job.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (TNe4W)

Build the TrumpCamps. 65 million Americans need a re-grooving.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

74 I drank vodka with a Russian, in Russia, at 6AM once. "

And I've been inside the White House!

Let's get a gig on Fox!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (6qErC)

75 BOMBSHELL!!! WALLS CLOSING IN!!! SMOKING GUN!!! DEATH THROES OF TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!!!

Posted by: This...Is CNNMSNBCNEWYORKTIMESWASHINGTONPOST at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (sf1AO)

76 Carter Page outed Damian Paletta as a Fusion GPS fake dossier recipient.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5hfw83

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (/tuJf)

77 Baby, don't you understand that when I have to make up news stories to get you to see that orange man bad, it hurts me more than it hurts you?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (dNzKv)

The same as when I hit you. It dehumanizes me. I have trouble living with myself. Hey.....who's that bitch with the big booty. Hmm, hmm, dat be tasty lookin'.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (3sjI6)

78 I added this about John Schindler:


* Also known as the Ansel Adams of Lapscape Photography and the John James Audobon of the Purple-Headed Pocket Goose.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (PbpT7)

79 I used to watch Boris and Natasha on the Rocky and Bullwinkle show when I was a kid

does that make me a target?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:44 PM (d7Ww2)

80 FBI say 78 year old man imprisoned in Texas confessed to 90 murders across the country between 1970 and 2005


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314237/

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (BXMxN)

81 Until we get someone in office willing to indict John Brennan and a few others, fake leaks like this will keep showing up in the news.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (1SyZz)

82 >>>76 Carter Page outed Damian Paletta as a Fusion GPS fake dossier recipient.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5hfw83

...

CNN has still never disclosed that Fusion-recipient Evan Perez used to byline articles with his real-life very-close-friend Glenn SImpson.

That's an important bit of context given that Fusion itself is controversial and CNN does not report on those controversies, no?

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (PbpT7)

83 Misanthrope sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

84 I wonder how many of gestapo Chief Mewllers family served in Belzec?

Posted by: Avi at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (zA7ug)

85 Did you hear my wife's a doctor?

*giggles*

#ThugLife

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (XkVXQ)


No, but I heard your sister is a singer with an incredible set of lungs.

*sighs*

#TugLife

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (hLRSq)

86 The amazing thing is he doesn't serve up gopher balls in the first inning, get the hook, and immediately go home to Mrs. Verlander.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (Ibwur)
----------------------

I believe she's at a lot of his games.

"Yo, guys, grind out those AB's, will ya! I need to "visit" with the wife in her private suite"

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (qC1Sy)

87 I kinda love "Purple-Headed Pocket Goose"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (bcbK8)

88 I could have worn a condom but thought, "When am I ever going to be in Haiti again?"
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM



lmfao!

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (786Ro)

89 Kate Upton has chosen mom over career. Interesting, that.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)


Amazing, really. Good for her.

Posted by: John Ruskin at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (wCmLp)

90 Mueller investigation has always been about hostage taking. Now that Trump has FBI, British and Dem hostages a negotiated peace is possible. Remember Deep State, you never know what Trump will do. He's a crazy Honey Badger.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (2LelM)

91 America Held Hostage By Trump Imminent Impeachment Watch, Day 576.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (X3php)

92 i like lapscape photography more...!

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

93 You know what?The fact that it is all bullshit that is unravelling does not even matter.The Democrats have the house,they will impeach.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (BXMxN)

94 70
I've traveled in Ukraine and voted for Trump. Does this mean Mueller wants to talk to me?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:43 PM (2LelM)
What was your name again?
Pendergraft, Peschavich, Plimpton, Puddin...ah
Yeah, you're on the list.
But we're a little behind so don't go where we can't contact you before March of 2019.

Posted by: Robert Mueller. at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

95 These idiots are ripe for the picking by some old time grifter (not an Obama or Clinton). Make a few calls with some obscure info, already public, but not seen much. Tell them to verify. Then put the hook into them, say meet in a parking garage, have $100K in a Wendy's bag ( with a bacon cheeseburger). The curious get a locked briefcase, with everything they ever need to know about PDT. They scurry back to their hole, get somebody to unlock the briefcase (being too stupid to do it themselves) and find a copy of Art of the Deal.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (xzqr4)

96 Using reporting and CNN in the same sentence is illogical.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (88xKn)

97 and no one will be accountable.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (Q8Fq+)

98 Carter Page outed Damian Paletta as a Fusion GPS fake dossier recipient.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5hfw83
=========
I'm gonna need to see Fusion GPS bank records, client lists, invoices, bills, receipts, all correspondence and emails.

Posted by: Acting Attorney General at November 28, 2018 01:47 PM (JLIx1)

99 OK, maybe I'm not so much black as kind of light mocha color"

Your grandmother was a Dutch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (6qErC)

100 >>Didn't Manafort already prove he was never there by showing the entries and exits from his passport?

Not that I know of but not only has he strongly denied this and threatened to sue this was one of the dumbest lies possible. There is no western city with more cameras and probably no person in London more watched by various intel agencies than Carter Page.

Forget never signing into the Ecuadorian embassy, anyone who walks the streets in London is filmed by numerous security cameras and Manafort would have been easy to identify.

This was an idiotic lie that never stood a chance of lasting more than a news cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (/tuJf)

101 Bah,pitchers worl every 4 days at best and sometimes only fly out the day of a start on the road.He has plenty of leisure time during the season to bang her.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (BXMxN)

102 Maybe Captain Kristol has something to do with this too?

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/
1067842911176441856

Click through for Ms Strassel's tweet too and in her tweet's timeline there's more about when Putin stories began leaking, I take it before the FBI coup members decided to launch their 'investigation'.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (Evws/)

103 They still think Hillary is President, no matter how implausible. Hell, they still think Al Gore was President too.

Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (9rXxD)

104

Lulz: now Adam Shitt wants to "investigate" collusion between the president's lawyers and Manafort's lawyers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (TNe4W)

105 This was an idiotic lie that never stood a chance of lasting more than a news cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (/tuJf)


And defamation cases are easy to win in the UK.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (hLRSq)

106 Lulz: now Adam Shitt wants to "investigate" collusion between the president's lawyers and Manafort's lawyers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (TNe4W)
---------------------

Schiff: Putting the "fail" in "flail."

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:50 PM (qC1Sy)

107
Memo to the internets, more photoshop memes of the the no pants hillary guy please.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2018 01:50 PM (r+sAi)

108 6 Nothing suspicious about this.

It happens to both sides of the political aisle all the time.

Major news organizations run poorly sourced stories accusing major Democratic figures of wrongdoing without any evidence on a weekly basis.

Like that time they said...

That time...

I know I can think of an example...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (XSSCs)


_____


"We're here to tell you that Andrew Jackson is a murderous, adulterous, pimp -- and his wife a bigamist!" -- Jim Accoster's great-great-great-great-grandfather Elizabeth in 1928

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 01:50 PM (l0Raz)

109 93 I don't think so, but no doubt that might wake up the suburban trash who inflicted this 2 year plague on us.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (AjNMO)

110 I was raped by Paul Manafort at a hotel in London on whatever day they say he was there.

or maybe I was just shoved off the bed.

But it happened.

And I remember now Paul Manafort did it.

Where's my check?

Posted by: Christine Blazing Ford at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (37IEG)

111 >>CNN has still never disclosed that Fusion-recipient Evan Perez used to byline articles with his real-life very-close-friend Glenn SImpson.

>>That's an important bit of context given that Fusion itself is controversial and CNN does not report on those controversies, no?

One would think. But then one would think that the NYT would have disclosed they've been sitting on the unreacted Carter Page FISA application for well over a year but that doesn't seem to be in the cards either.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

112 Didn't Manafort already prove he was never there by showing the entries and exits from his passport?


IIRC that was Cohen and Prague, not Manafort and London.

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (786Ro)

113 Bah,pitchers worl every 4 days at best and sometimes only fly out the day of a start on the road.He has plenty of leisure time during the season to bang her.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (BXMxN)

-----------

I was under the impression that all active players attended every game, suited up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (ffYR/)

114 Is Adam Shiff Rob Reiner's assclown?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (2LelM)

115 Ot: Dow up 545 pts.


Must be Russian interference.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (88xKn)

116 103 They still think Hillary is President, no matter how implausible. Hell, they still think Al Gore was President too.
Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (9rXxD)

All this gives me a slim reed of hope that if, God willing, the DemonRats and the NeverTrumpers don't succeed in impeaching and convicting the Donald, Hillary will run in 2020. Which would help Trump immeasurably.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

117 How in the heck does Mueller put a stop to this "investigation"? It is like a never-ending story. He can't quit this charade.(I now pronounce "charade" in my head like the English do, which I have seen in old movies on the YouTube as "shaw-rod").

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (zEo4V)

118
>>>Ot: Dow up 545 pts

That's me, people. Say thank you.

Posted by: obama at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (TNe4W)

119 But then one would think that the NYT would have disclosed they've been sitting on the unreacted Carter Page FISA application for well over a year but that doesn't seem to be in the cards either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:51 P



A year? Pikers.

Posted by: L.A. Times, keepers of the Rashid Khalidi video at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (786Ro)

120 >>103 They still think Hillary is President, no matter how implausible. Hell, they still think Al Gore was President too. Posted by: Roy at November 28, 2018 01:49 PM (9rXxD)

Even now, African kids run around the laager sporting "Re-Elect Hillary! In 2020" t-shirts.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

121 113 Maybe but I have Kate Upton at home so can you let me slide?j
Justin Verlander

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (BXMxN)

122 115
Ot: Dow up 545 pts.





Must be Russian interference.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (88xKn)
You can thank me by contributing to my Go F*ck Me page -
Michelle and I are practically broke now after serving our country for 8 years.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 28, 2018 01:53 PM (37IEG)

123 One would think. But then one would think that the NYT would have disclosed they've been sitting on the unreacted Carter Page FISA application for well over a year but that doesn't seem to be in the cards either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

----------------

It has gone to the same vault as the Obama/Farrakahn meeting footage.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:53 PM (ffYR/)

124 (I now pronounce "charade" in my head like the English do, which I have seen in old movies on the YouTube as "shaw-rod").
Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (zEo4V)

Classy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

125

hoo boy, that Kevin McCarthy is getting off to a conservative start!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:53 PM (TNe4W)

126 117 How in the heck does Mueller put a stop to this "investigation"? It is like a never-ending story. He can't quit this charade.(I now pronounce "charade" in my head like the English do, which I have seen in old movies on the YouTube as "shaw-rod").
-------------------
Simple, when Trump moves to declassify everything. Mueller was installed to protect Obama, Hillary and Comey. When that becomes OBE then Mueller gotz nutz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (2LelM)

127 One of the interesting bits about all this Fusion stuff is putting out information that can be shown to be demonstrably untrue.

Cohen was never in Prague.

Manafort never went to meet Assange.

I forget the details of the suit by the Russian companies against Buzzfeed but IIRC, that also contains information that is provably false.

To me that speak of utter arrogance that there will be no consequences for doing so. Oh, okay, fine spend seven years and $6 million in legal fees to win $7.2 million for defamation which we'll then tie up in appeals for six more years. Do. It.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

128 I don't think so, but no doubt that might wake up the suburban trash who inflicted this 2 year plague on us.
Posted by: rammajamma at November 28, 2018 01:51 PM (AjNMO)


As long as Target has shit to sell, The Voice is on, and little Katlyn is still on the Travel Gymnastics Team - there's no paper star that most people won't wear.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (GvEen)

129 Like that time they said...

That time...

I know I can think of an example...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM



And don't forget that other time...!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (0tfLf)

130 Ain't no one gonna do shit

Posted by: Agent #2 at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (786Ro)

131 85
Did you hear my wife's a doctor?



*giggles*



#ThugLife



Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (XkVXQ)





No, but I heard your sister is a singer with an incredible set of lungs.



*sighs*



#TugLife

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:45 PM (hLRSq)

Huh. I thought his sister danced around a pole at one of those lonely titty bars along an out of the way state highway in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

132 Kevin McCarthy played the doctor in the original Invasion of the Bodysnatchers right?

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (BXMxN)

133


Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Audobon



Posted by: Kraftwerk at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (aKsyK)

134 Bah,pitchers worl every 4 days at best and sometimes only fly out the day of a start on the road.He has plenty of leisure time during the season to bang her.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:48 PM (BXMxN)

-----------

I was under the impression that all active players attended every game, suited up.
======
You are correct. Apparently, he claims he abstains from sex 24 hours prior to a start as well. "I guess he really likes to pitch."*

*that is punch line to a story about Gregg Maddox and somebody spiking the clubhouse water with viagra*

Posted by: Acting Attorney General at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (3dM6G)

135 * Also known as the Ansel Adams of Lapscape Photography and the John James Audobon of the Purple-Headed Pocket Goose.


Note to self: Never read blog with mouthful of beverage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (ptqGC)

136 125

hoo boy, that Kevin McCarthy is getting off to a conservative start!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:53 PM (TNe4W)
What has he done now?

Posted by: IC at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (a0IVu)

137 Mollie H. undresses me with her eyes.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM (xqfqx)

138 Kate Upton has chosen mom over career. Interesting, that.



MILF of the year decade.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM (88+cf)

139 Wikileaks bet the Guardian a million dollars and the editor's head that Manafort and Assange never met. Of course the MFM is still running the story that actual meetings took place. I'd sue them all out of existence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM (OLCnA)

140

Kevin McCarthy was in the Twilight Zone episode with Will Robinson.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM (TNe4W)

141 Major news organizations run poorly sourced stories accusing major
Democratic figures of wrongdoing without any evidence on a weekly basis.

So whatever happened to that secret taxpayer funded slush fund that Congress used to buy off sexual harassment accusers?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (sf1AO)

142 >>>. But then one would think that the NYT would have disclosed they've been sitting on the unreacted Carter Page FISA application for well over a year but that doesn't seem to be in the cards either.
Posted by: JackStraw

i didn't know that. Well, seems to me that you can't claim a document is "CLASSIFIED" and could "COMPROMISE FOREIGN POLICY" when some asshole leftist already gave it to the fucking New fucking York fucking TImes.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

143 88 I could have worn a condom but thought, "When am I ever going to be in Haiti again?"
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM

89 Kate Upton has chosen mom over career. Interesting, that.


I could have worn a condom but thought, "When am I ever going to be in Kate Upton again?"

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (8erNz)

144
Even though this was obvious bs, the sad part about the russian collusion hoax is that it was all a distraction to not investigate spygate and the crimes of hillary, obama, mccabe, comey, mueller, et al. It worked. And the repubs and Trump continue to let the hoax run.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (r+sAi)

145

>>>What has he done now?

Nothing.

He's the perfect minority cuck leader.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (TNe4W)

146 All this gives me a slim reed of hope that if, God willing, the DemonRats and the NeverTrumpers don't succeed in impeaching and convicting the Donald, Hillary will run in 2020. Which would help Trump immeasurably.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

-------------------

She may very well run. If she actually gets the nomination, it will be clear that they think they have no shot at 2020, and will save Kamala for 2024. This would also take Felonia out of National presence for good.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (ffYR/)

147 138 Kate Upton has chosen mom over career. Interesting, that.



MILF of the year decade.


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM



***crosses name off list***

So...what's Brooklyn Decker doing lately?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (0tfLf)

148 OT: Wow, Forged in Fire is pimping for the new Robin Hood movie forging a fictional metal longbow with other unhistorical features in the final round. You don't get this crap with crossbows.

BTW, isn't 'new Robin Hood movie' an oxymoron?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (Evws/)

149 80 FBI say 78 year old man imprisoned in Texas confessed to 90 murders across the country between 1970 and 2005


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314237/
Posted by: steevy

most likely just another Henry Lee Lucas making up stories to get out of prison for a few hours and eat a BeltBuster.

Posted by: x at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (nFwvY)

150 Wouldn't it be great if Trump just had a shut down government for 2 years? Redirect mandatory spending to actually necessary things.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (t849v)

151 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

"They lie... They lie, and we have to be merciful for those who lie... Those nabobs, I hate them. I do hate them."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (bcbK8)

152 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314244/

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (BXMxN)

153 What has he done now?
Posted by: IC at November 28, 2018 01:55 PM (a0IVu)

----------------------

My rep. Sadly.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (qC1Sy)

154 >>i didn't know that. Well, seems to me that you can't claim a document is "CLASSIFIED" and could "COMPROMISE FOREIGN POLICY" when some asshole leftist already gave it to the fucking New fucking York fucking TImes.

That's what James Wolfe leaked Ali Watkins.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (/tuJf)

155

Oh ffs.

Pence had to be tie breaking vote to confirm a "controversial" judge.

The judge is controversial because he suppresses voting rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (TNe4W)

156 The beauty of digital news, now the Ministry of Truth doesn't have to reclaim old, inaccurate newspapers. What a wonderful time to be alive brothers.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (p0nVR)

157 140




Kevin McCarthy was in the Twilight Zone episode with Will Robinson.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:56 PM (TNe4W)
The new version of that is a bunch of people sitting around in a house while Mueller investigates them for Russian collusion.
"If you don't help me impeach Trump, I'll wish you to prison"

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (37IEG)

158 152 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314244/


I wish the bought-and-paid-for Iranian mole would just STFU.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (8erNz)

159 150 Wouldn't it be great if Trump just had a shut down government for 2 years? Redirect mandatory spending to actually necessary things.
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (t849v)

Its actually kind of interesting...

The Military spending bill is already passed and signed.

DHS is not... so if a shut down happens on Dec 7 the President would almost HAVE to send the Military, to the Border.

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

160 152
Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314244/

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (BXMxN)
Asking Obama to go away is like scraping fresh dog poo off of your newly purchased sneakers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (jxbfJ)

161 148 I hate when they stick advertising in the shows,like The American Pickers eating Subway

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (BXMxN)

162 Turns out the Murphy Brown reboot is toast. Canceled just after shitting all over ICE agents and record low ratings. I'd call it a damn shame but I can't even muster the snark for them. Sideways pineapples all around.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM (jp0Bv)

163 AtC,

someone just reminded me (well, told me for the first time) that when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

164 >>>162 Turns out the Murphy Brown reboot is toast. Canceled just after shitting all over ICE agents and record low ratings. I'd call it a damn shame but I can't even muster the snark for them. Sideways pineapples all around.

LOL

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

165 Oh ffs.

Pence had to be tie breaking vote to confirm a "controversial" judge.

The judge is controversial because he suppresses voting rights.
=========
for illegals and those who wish to vote more than once. Which is totally unreasonable.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (FTjEX)

166 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production


Miss me yet? And...you're welcome!

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (sf1AO)

167 She may very well run. If she actually gets the nomination, it will be clear that they think they have no shot at 2020, and will save Kamala for 2024. This would also take Felonia out of National presence for good.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM


Just watched a video of her. She coughed up a chunk of lung that burned so badly she was in tears. The camera stayed on her, as obviously someone was asking *her* a question. Bill stepped in and answered while she vainly attempted to regain her composure and surreptitiously wipe the tears from her eyes.

Yeah, I hope she runs again. I saw the daily polls that cratered when her health became an issue. She's not getting any healthier.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (e7O7B)

168 I think I actually trust Russia more than the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Democrat Party at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (eAZVt)

169 Simple, when Trump moves to declassify everything. Mueller was installed to protect Obama, Hillary and Comey. When that becomes OBE then Mueller gotz nutz.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:54 PM (2LelM)

Then, why wouldn't Mueller just wrap it up and say, "Trump didn't collude. There's no evidence. I'm shutting it down." Because if he does that, why would Trump declassify?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

170 148
OT: Wow, Forged in Fire is pimping for the new Robin Hood movie
forging a fictional metal longbow with other unhistorical features in
the final round. You don't get this crap with crossbows.

BTW, isn't 'new Robin Hood movie' an oxymoron?


Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (Evws/)
Yeah, I wanna see the bow string he uses, and then I wanna see him string it. Oh, details details details.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (37IEG)

171 >>That's what James Wolfe leaked Ali Watkins.


wow, is that known as known-known?

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (PbpT7)

172 159 150 Wouldn't it be great if Trump just had a shut down government for 2 years? Redirect mandatory spending to actually necessary things.
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:58 PM (t849v)

Its actually kind of interesting...

The Military spending bill is already passed and signed.

DHS is not... so if a shut down happens on Dec 7 the President would almost HAVE to send the Military, to the Border.
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

It's not nice to tease.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

173 163 Dick Cheney smuggled him across on a Black Programs flying saucer built with Nazi/alien technology.Duh.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

174 166 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production
____________

Yeah, but only because of fracking, which Obama repeatedly tried, and failed, to shut down.

He is such an asshole. Taking credit for energy production that he actively tried to stop.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (fqUgw)

175 He wasn't smuggled into Europe. He traveled there spectrally. He's a known disciple of Aleister Crowley.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (NY0r1)

176 And again, Manafort was under surveillance during all periods of time he was alleged to be meeting Assange, all of which were long prior to Manafort's involvement on the Trump campaign.

Which explains why Mueller has gone after him and why Manafort may have been pushed into Trump's campaign by the FBI in the first place.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (BfOXk)

177 Obama has delusions of minimal adequacy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (QLvwG)

178 I'm so old I remember when the FNM loved Assange when he released a bunch of military intelligence.

Oddly since he publicized the Seth Rich documents though the FNM hates him...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (eSx+E)

179 AtC,

someone just reminded me (well, told me for the first time) that when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.



Posted by: ace
=======
Cause that's how the CIA rolls.

Posted by: don't ask me, If I told you, I'd have to kill you at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (Aqc0t)

180 Just seeing the new Robin Hood ad cost me brain cells it looks so fucking dumb.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

181 So whatever happened to that secret taxpayer funded slush fund that Congress used to buy off sexual harassment accusers?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 01:57 PM (sf1AO)

***
MFM and Accusers were bought off with said slush fund.It worked!!


Posted by: dananjcon at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (xqfqx)

182 Not news: Iranian pastor arrested for speaking about his conversion to Christianity.

News: He was arrested in Minnesota

https://tinyurl.com/y7kcsrbz

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)

183 Asking Obama to go away is like scraping fresh dog poo off of your newly purchased sneakers.
I stepped on a half frozen pookie one winter.
Every time my car heater warmed up my brake pedal would stink.
Yeah, obama is like that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (88+cf)

184 Its actually kind of interesting...

The Military spending bill is already passed and signed.

DHS is not... so if a shut down happens on Dec 7 the President would almost HAVE to send the Military, to the Border.
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

It's not nice to tease.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

Note, he already sent some Military to the border, and said no, they won't be home by Christmas.

Pre deployed?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

185 when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM



That's like the scene from The Living Daylights where Bond smuggles a Russian general to the West by loading him in a tube to be shot throught the gas pipeline.

So it's totes possible.

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (786Ro)

186 171 >>That's what James Wolfe leaked Ali Watkins.

Leak? More like spurt.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (8erNz)

187 I leaked a LOT on Ali Watkins...
James Wolfe

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (BXMxN)

188 152
Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production


+++

He is a psychopathic liar. There is no cure.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (zEo4V)

189 162 Turns out the Murphy Brown reboot is toast. Canceled just after shitting all over ICE agents and record low ratings. I'd call it a damn shame but I can't even muster the snark for them. Sideways pineapples all around.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM



Even the commercials for it were insufferable. I swear my living room smelled like my grandma did every time the commercial for the show came on.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)

190 Just watched a video of her. She coughed up a chunk of lung that burned so badly she was in tears. The camera stayed on her, as obviously someone was asking *her* a question. Bill stepped in and answered while she vainly attempted to regain her composure and surreptitiously wipe the tears from her eyes.

Yeah, I hope she runs again. I saw the daily polls that cratered when her health became an issue. She's not getting any healthier.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 02:02 PM (e7O7B)

When she croaks, they'll say that Trump killed her by stressing her out, saying he was gonna "lock her up!"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

191 The Russians probably flew Manafort there on their super secret Firefox airplane.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (4ErVI)

192 To me that speak of utter arrogance that there will be no consequences for doing so. Oh, okay, fine spend seven years and $6 million in legal fees to win $7.2 million for defamation which we'll then tie up in appeals for six more years. Do. It.

Posted by: alexthechick


Just sentence them to Cleveland.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (lJj4R)

193 someone just reminded me (well, told me for the first time) that when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

---------------

Sheesh. We are now officially into the "If my Aunt had balls she would be my Uncle" area of theories.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (ffYR/)

194 Not news: Iranian pastor arrested for speaking about his conversion to Christianity.



News: He was arrested in Minnesota


He's lucky. A Somalian born cop could've accidentally shot him in the head.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (sf1AO)

195 btw, if cohen wanted to sneak into the Czech republic, he probably could have just taken a plane to London (getting that stamp) but then driven the rest of the way to CR.

And yeah, you can drive the whole way. There are car-carrying ferries that go from Dover to Calais or whatever.

You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach and then do several secret border-crossings.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (PbpT7)

196 One of the interesting bits about all this Fusion stuff is putting out
information that can be shown to be demonstrably untrue.

***

But the FNM makes sure that most people never hear that the statements are untrue...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (eSx+E)

197
When she croaks, they'll say that Trump killed her by stressing her out, saying he was gonna "lock her up!"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
God Bless America! God Bless Donald Trump!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)

198 Actually Cohen is the 14th Doctor Who. Keep up people.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (AjNMO)

199 You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled
across the Atlantic to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European
beach and then do several secret border-crossings.





Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (PbpT7)
And...the farking Euro's don't do border checkpoints in the EU because....EU....

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

200
I'm reminded of an old Bloom County cartoon (back when Breathed was actually funny). Bill the Cat is sitting on a park bench wearing a William Casey mask and giving an interview with Bob Woodward, saying that the CIA had tried to assassinate Bruce Springsteen. Woodward is scribbling in his notebook, exclaiming "this is GREAT!".

As a bit of background, Woodward's book on the Casey-era CIA was widely thought to be a lot of bullshit, because Casey was pretty much bed-ridden at that point and Woodward couldn't prove that he'd actually done all of the interviews that he claimed to have done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 02:07 PM (eXA4G)

201 162 Turns out the Murphy Brown reboot is toast. Canceled just after shitting all over ICE agents and record low ratings. I'd call it a damn shame but I can't even muster the snark for them. Sideways pineapples all around.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM

I suspect lots of people don't know how far left Candice Bergen is. She was palling around with the Black Panthers and the WU back in the late 1960s and early 1970s. She's a commie radical all the way through.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 28, 2018 02:07 PM (4ErVI)

202 The pastor story is an old story, but still the first I've heard about it

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

203 News: He was arrested in Minnesota


He's lucky. A Somalian born cop could've accidentally shot him in the head.


Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM (sf1AO)
Was he wearing his nightie?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (37IEG)

204 Purple-Headed Pocket Goose.

Are there mathematical bounds on the number of euphemisms for dicks.

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (FhXTo)

205 Ace has come a long way in the past two years, I say admiringly. He's almost like a fourth son to me. Would have been another vote for Rick Scott.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (Jj+59)

206 A lot of the leaks and breaking news since the investigation started make perfect sense if you realize they are nothing but fox calls.

See, when a fox is hunting, and is desperate, it will make an awful, blood-curdling call. It's to spook the prey and cause them to break from cover.
The fox has no idea if anything is there, you see.

But the rabbit that holds tight is safe ...

Mueller knows he's got nothing.
But he needs a conviction.
Or even just the appearance of guilt by forcing someone to bolt ...

"Walls closing in"
"Bombshell"
And all the other coordinated talking points to scare the hell out of someone...

But no one is running, no one is turning.

And now they know Montefort has been leading them on while feeding the info gleaned to Trump.

So a newspaper outside the jurisdiction of US libel laws is brought into play.

A gambit that didn't even last a day ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (TN1P5)

207 182 Not news: Iranian pastor arrested for speaking about his conversion to Christianity.

News: He was arrested in Minnesota

https://tinyurl.com/y7kcsrbz
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)

Oh, my...

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

208 The MSM seems a little uncomfortable with Trump's explosive retweet this morning, calling for treason prosecutions against Obama and his administration for organizing the fake-dossier investigations of Americans and Trump himself.

The Hill, for example, tries to tie in the fake mail bombs to the tweet. Others, like the Gertz dude from Media Matters, simply seem shocked. Maybe they thought pushing this dirty trick would come at no cost. Maybe they thought Mueller would find enough of something they would get away with undermining American election results and not have to face any music at all. Maybe they thought every Republican is secretly a Jeff Sessions, and stunningly naive, or a Jeff Flake, and stunningly stupid.

The President seems to be saying different. He might be mad.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yarz49bc

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 28, 2018 02:09 PM (LISuA)

209 I hate when they stick advertising in the shows,like The American Pickers eating Subway

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:00 PM (BXMxN)


How is that possible? How does one stick a commercial in the middle of something like a tv show or movie?

Posted by: A. Sandler at November 28, 2018 02:09 PM (9chmE)

210 so,

an evening with the clintons debuted last night in canada-land

the arena was 83% EMPTY

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 02:09 PM (d7Ww2)

211 Sheesh. We are now officially into the "If my Aunt had balls she would be my Uncle" area of theories.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM


Hey! Talk like that will get you banned on twitter. So says Megan Murphy.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (0tfLf)

212 You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled

across the Atlantic to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European

beach and then do several secret border-crossings.


Yeah. You'd use one of your good friend's drug cartel cocaine smuggling submarine.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)

213 >>wow, is that known as known-known?

Its been pretty well documented by twitter sleuths. Both the date of the FISA application, which showed up in Watkins reporting, and the number of pages texted from Wolfe to Watkins, something like 72, which was the exact same number as the length of the FISA application make a pretty tight case that was what he leaked.

The theory is that Wolfe was suspected of leaking and he was given a copy of the FISA application that could be identified by the both the date and the number of pages.

It hasn't been confirmed as far as I know but he was arrested for leaking classified material which has never been publicly identified. Seems pretty damn likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (/tuJf)

214
But no one is running, no one is turning.



And now they know Montefort has been leading them on while feeding the info gleaned to Trump.



So a newspaper outside the jurisdiction of US libel laws is brought into play.



A gambit that didn't even last a day ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (TN1P5)
It's kinda tough to get Trump to be afraid of things he already knows he didn't do.
Only Dems use Ambien as an excuse for not remembering shit they've done.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (37IEG)

215 The Cowboys get to play the Saints tomorrow. As a Redskin fan I am going to enjoy watching them lose. Also hoping Amari Cooper takes one to the head just like Jordan Reed and no ref throws a flag. Dittos hoping their receivers get held with no flags allowing an interception and TD run back. Redskins have lost two straight games to the Refs. Time for the worm to turn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (2LelM)

216 >>188 152 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production

He is the champion, my friends. And he'll keep on fighting to the end. He is the champion, he is the champion...

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

217 And yeah, you can drive the whole way. There are car-carrying ferries that go from Dover to Calais or whatever.

You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach and then do several secret border-crossings.
======
They stamp your passport on the car ferry.

quite a few harbor masters just take your word for the manifest if you are a Yachtsman!!! Ahoy!
...
..
.

Posted by: don't ask me, If I told you, I'd have to kill you at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (Aqc0t)

218
Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

The Great Escape

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (aKsyK)

219 >>215 The Cowboys get to play the Saints tomorrow. As a Redskin fan I am going to enjoy watching them lose. Also hoping Amari Cooper takes one to the head just like Jordan Reed and no ref throws a flag. Dittos hoping their receivers get held with no flags allowing an interception and TD run back. Redskins have lost two straight games to the Refs. Time for the worm to turn.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (2LelM)

This is entirely correct.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

220 Sheesh. We are now officially into the "If my Aunt had balls she would be my Uncle" area of theories.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 02:06 PM

Hey! Talk like that will get you banned on twitter. So says Megan Murphy.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (0tfLf)

------------

Which is why I am here and not on any other social media except LinkedIn.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (ffYR/)

221 204 Purple-Headed Pocket Goose.

Are there mathematical bounds on the number of euphemisms for dicks.
Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:08 PM (FhXTo)

I don't know, but Ace is finding new boundaries if there are limits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

222 215 Decaf

Posted by: rammajamma at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (AjNMO)

223 212
You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled


across the Atlantic to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European


beach and then do several secret border-crossings.


Yeah. You'd use one of your good friend's drug cartel cocaine smuggling submarine.


Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)
Or maybe charter the Lolita Express.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (37IEG)

224 185 when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.

If he went in a diplomatic pouch it would be possible.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (Jj+59)

225 Dick Cheney is a gangsta you know?New movie tells me so.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:12 PM (BXMxN)

226 Rememver: All evidence against the conspiracy is just more proof of the conspiracy.

Sort of like Global Warming.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (nnQkE)

227 Hillary is so bad at politics, I almost feel sorry for her. What is she thinking? She has *no* appeal at all. I'm surprised the Democrat Party hasn't "gotten rid" of her yet.

Posted by: Democrat Party at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (eAZVt)

228 216 >>188 152 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production

He is the champion, my friends. And he'll keep on fighting to the end. He is the champion, he is the champion...
Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

I'm most impressed by his recent chess championship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (bcbK8)

229
If a mall security guard ever approached me...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (TNe4W)

230 I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and Manafort underneath the mistletoe last night.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

231 This story reeked of fake news right out of the gate.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 02:13 PM (Hucnr)

232 Obama taking credit for American oil and gas production is like saying Planned Parenthood is doing it for the children.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (jp0Bv)

233 To me that speak of utter arrogance that there will be no consequences for doing so.

Still to soon for code duello but how about a legion of diminutive deplorablettes with the stealth stiletto heeling. Nobody ever points cameras at feet and "accidents" happen.

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (FhXTo)

234 You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic
to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach and then do
several secret border-crossings.

Its the D-Day landing for russian collusion spies!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

235 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production
----------

Errrrrr... isn't being #1 in oil and gas production evil?

These fucktards need to make up their mind.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2018 02:15 PM (nnQkE)

236 I have similar hopes for the game, Puddin Head. I hope:

1. That the football field opens up and swallows the teams like it did in Batman; or

2. A player shoots defenders with a pistol like in The Last Boyscout.

Because I'm a tremendous fan of sportsball.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 02:15 PM (NY0r1)

237 AtC,

someone just reminded me (well, told me for the first time) that when Glenn Simpson was asked by Congress why Michael Cohen's passport had no Czech stamp, he mused that Cohen could have been smuggled to Europe on an unspecified friend's yacht, then smuggled through various countries to be deposited in Prague.

That's the mentality we're dealing with.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:01 PM (PbpT7)


Well, at least I'll give it a 7.5 for trying to be interesting.

I know there was a bunch of whatever that zone was called stuff being said that oh his passport wouldn't have a Czech stamp because he could have landed in Italy or wherever and then just traveled to Prague.

That doesn't explain how he was physically in California with his kid at a baseball tryout but, you know, pesky details.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

238 200
I'm reminded of an old Bloom County cartoon (back when Breathed was actually funny). Bill the Cat is sitting on a park bench wearing a William Casey mask and giving an interview with Bob Woodward, saying that the CIA had tried to assassinate Bruce Springsteen. Woodward is scribbling in his notebook, exclaiming "this is GREAT!".

As a bit of background, Woodward's book on the Casey-era CIA was widely thought to be a lot of bullshit, because Casey was pretty much bed-ridden at that point and Woodward couldn't prove that he'd actually done all of the interviews that he claimed to have done.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 02:07 PM (eXA4G)

I thought it was Ed Asner in the comic. Ed deserves 'the furry treatment' more than Springsteen does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

239 The boom happened IN SPITE of Obama who of course made sure there was no production on public land.The guy is amazing.It is a black mark on the country that a piece of shit like him ever was president.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (BXMxN)

240 Not news: Iranian pastor arrested for speaking about his conversion to Christianity.



News: He was arrested in Minnesota



https://tinyurl.com/y7kcsrbz

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)




Hmmmm, wondering if there's more to the story.

Posted by: A. Sandler at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (9chmE)

241 You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic

to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach
U-boat.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

242 Lawyers speaking to Lawyers??

Who knew??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (xqfqx)

243 232
Obama taking credit for American oil and gas production is like saying Planned Parenthood is doing it for the children.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (jp0Bv)
Now come on! They ARE doing it for the children, well, parts of them anyway.

Posted by: J. Mangala, M.D. at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (37IEG)

244 Poop, I was looking right at the stupid sock, and left it on anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (9chmE)

245 When she croaks, they'll say that Trump killed her by stressing her out, saying he was gonna "lock her up!"
Posted by: JoeF.


this will be the Trump Curse's finest hour. never will so much be owed by so many to something so intangible.

Posted by: x at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

246 232 Obama taking credit for American oil and gas production is like saying Planned Parenthood is doing it for the children.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (jp0Bv)

===========

I absolutely love this story of Obama taking credit for the oil boom.

What goes on in a Leftsit's head when the Lightbringer boasts about increased American oil production?

It can't be pretty.

And it's not like any prominent Democrat will follow him in praise of the oil boom. They'll keep quiet because of Tom Steyer and his money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (ANN96)

247 It hasn't been confirmed as far as I know but he was arrested for leaking classified material which has never been publicly identified. Seems pretty damn likely.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (/tuJf)

And plead to one count of lying to the FBI. Only. That's it. That's the way uh huh uh huh they like it uh huh uh huh.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (Jj+59)

248 I like Ace's continued sniping at the self-anointed "experts." First, they aren't really experts. Second, lampooning them is good and fairly effective because they aren't experts - they're technocrats. Technocrats are the worst kind of asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (I2dne)

249 Planned Parenthood does claim to be doing it for the children. "Every child deserves to be a choice."

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (t849v)

250 That doesn't explain how he was physically in California with his kid at a baseball tryout but, you know, pesky details.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

We Yids are shape-shifting time travelers, and we can change the weather. What makes you think that this would be even a bit of a stretch?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (wYseH)

251
Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production





https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/314244/



Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (BXMxN)

=====
Next, he'll claim he fathered Ivanka.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (oGNNA)

252 Dim peaks tho!

Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (nBito)

253
I thought it was Ed Asner in the comic. Ed deserves 'the furry treatment' more than Springsteen does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK








It's entirely possible, haven't seen that one in a LONG time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (eXA4G)

254 237 That doesn't explain how he was physically in California with his kid at a baseball tryout but, you know, pesky details.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

==========

Look at you advancing the white patriarchy with "facts".

You're such a gender traitor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (ANN96)

255 241
You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic


to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach
U-boat.


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
He could sneak on board the U-Boat, like I did, and ride it across the Atlantic when it submerged.

Posted by: Indian Jones at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (37IEG)

256 248 I like Ace's continued sniping at the self-anointed "experts." First, they aren't really experts. Second, lampooning them is good and fairly effective because they aren't experts - they're technocrats. Technocrats are the worst kind of asshole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (I2dne)

===========

Ayn Rand had them pegged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (q8oeS)

257 Sentencing Dec 20. uh huh uh huh. That's the way the Senate Intelligence Committee likes shit.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (Jj+59)

258 Yeah. You'd use one of your good friend's drug cartel cocaine smuggling submarine.




Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)


An airdrop of an Ace Tomato Company shipping container always worked for spies like us.

Posted by: GLG-20s at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (QLvwG)

259 You wouldn't get on a FUCKING YACHT to get smuggled across the Atlantic

to do a midnight landing on an unobserved European beach
U-boat.
=======
Bullsh!+ Archer! You do a High Altitude low opening parachute jump from the Stratosphere

Posted by: Barry Dylan at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (FTjEX)

260 Ayn Rand had them pegged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (q8oeS)

Yeah, I heard she was into that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (bcbK8)

261 >>>I know there was a bunch of whatever that zone was called stuff being said that oh his passport wouldn't have a Czech stamp because he could have landed in Italy or wherever and then just traveled to Prague.

yes well he doesn't have stamps for any european country in this period. Hence the need for the Secret Stowaway Action Plan.

BTW, doesn't Michael Cohen seem like just the sort of adrenaline junkie who'd be down for some illegal midnight border crossings? I can just see him in my mind, a cigar in his mouth and a blonde on his back as he snips through the concertina wire at the Czech border.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

262 well in a sense obama is responsible for the fracking boom. had he not been such a dicksucking evil retard dickslinger, he would not have restricted traditional drilling everywhere. since he made everything off limits to traditional drilling oil had to frack.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (MTjB1)

263 259 =======
Bullsh!+ Archer! You do a High Altitude low opening parachute jump from the Stratosphere
Posted by: Barry Dylan at November 28, 2018 02:18 PM (FTjEX)

==========

Awesome scene in the new Godzilla.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (q8oeS)

264 What goes on in a Leftsit's head when the Lightbringer boasts about increased American oil production?

It can't be pretty.

And it's not like any prominent Democrat will follow him in praise of the oil boom. They'll keep quiet because of Tom Steyer and his money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (ANN96)

And Obama and his Café standards can also take credit for killing the US Car industry.

Ford has already announced no more cars, just trucks and SUVs, GM is now closing car plants as well.

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

265 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production


So when will the lefties come down on him for supporting increased fossil fuel production and helping to destroy the planet?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (sf1AO)

266
253
I thought it was Ed Asner in the comic. Ed deserves 'the furry treatment' more than Springsteen does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK








It's entirely possible, haven't seen that one in a LONG time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 02:17 PM (eXA4G)







I just looked it up. You're right, it was Asner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (eXA4G)

267 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production


He didn't drill that.

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (786Ro)

268 All this talk about Czechs makes me want to buy a CZ 83.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (bcbK8)

269 That's the mentality we're dealing with.



Posted by: ace


I flew that SR-71 to Paris just like a TBF Avenger.

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

270 261 yes well he doesn't have stamps for any european country in this period. Hence the need for the Secret Stowaway Action Plan.

BTW, doesn't Michael Cohen seem like just the sort of adrenaline junkie who'd be down for some illegal midnight border crossings? I can just see him in my mind, a cigar in his mouth and a blonde on his back as he snips through the concertina wire at the Czech border.
Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

============

"I'd hate these fences, but Putin pays me to love them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (q8oeS)

271
it's not like any prominent Democrat will follow him in praise of the oil boom. They'll keep quiet because of Tom Steyer and his money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM (ANN96

=====
That's the funny part. He takes credit? Why isn't he deflecting the blame?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (oGNNA)

272 the whole "little league" was comprised of young-looking midget Russian sleeper agents. It was a false cover, a "LEGEND" if you will, from the start.

Posted by: Glenn Simpson, Reporter, Writer of Fantastical Spy Novels at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

273
Hmmmm, wondering if there's more to the story.

Posted by: A. Sandler at November 28, 2018 02:16 PM


My interpretation of it is that malls have regulations against proselytizing on their premises and some muslins reported him.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (e7O7B)

274 Look at you advancing the white patriarchy with "facts".

You're such a gender traitor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ... (ANN96)
+++++++++++
This one has always amused me. When your opponent admits that he is *wrong* (that is what having facts that demonstrate something other than your argument means: it means that your argument is wrong), he should lose the argument. But he doesn't lose, because enough people are willing to ignore the truth.

These people have taken Kipling's "White Man's Burden" and turned it into the new Left's "White Man's Imposition."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (I2dne)

275 261
>>>I know there was a bunch of whatever that zone was called
stuff being said that oh his passport wouldn't have a Czech stamp
because he could have landed in Italy or wherever and then just traveled
to Prague.



yes well he doesn't have stamps for any european country in this period. Hence the need for the Secret Stowaway Action Plan.



BTW, doesn't Michael Cohen seem like just the sort of adrenaline
junkie who'd be down for some illegal midnight border crossings? I can
just see him in my mind, a cigar in his mouth and a blonde on his back
as he snips through the concertina wire at the Czech border.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (PbpT7)
I think you can be pretty sure he stole the plane from the Zepplin and used that to get there.
Or he ambushed the German dispatch rider, stole his motorcycle, and used it to jump the barbed wire fences in the Alps.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

276 271 That's the funny part. He takes credit? Why isn't he deflecting the blame?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (oGNNA)

============

"I did what I could to strangle oil and gas, but America is just too racist with too many mommy issues."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (q8oeS)

277 Oh and good luck to Broseiden at Jeopardy taping today!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (bcbK8)

278 HALO!!!!! Wooooooohoooohooooo!

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

279 ghwb did not fly the sr71 he was the passenger. the story was shown to be a lie when the guy who claimed to have flown ghwb did not know how to start the sr71.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (MTjB1)

280 So, the Hemingwa link mentions Noah Rothman. I think Noah Rothman is responsible for the extreme left turn of Allahpundit.

Rothman was his mini-me at HotAir, in the "Before Time" over there, if any of you remember that... he's a functionally illiterate soiboi, and when he took a hard left turn, he got an associate editor job at Commentary.

After that, Allahpundit went into Leftist estrus. I think he has major envy, as the pupil exceeded the cuck-master.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (5aX2M)

281
Shouldn't obama be taking credit for the CA wildfires?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (TNe4W)

282 Like, Hillary Clinton, this story smelled bad from the get-go and got more stinky every minute. It's only a day or two before they toss it in a van like a side of beef and drive it away.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (guOXV)

283 Hmmm...

Were there any Russian Submarine sightings at the time???

Because... its all Russia... all the way down..

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

284 Still to soon for code duello but how about a legion of diminutive deplorablettes with the stealth stiletto heeling. Nobody ever points cameras at feet and "accidents" happen.
Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:14 PM (FhXTo)



Now I'm thinking of Grosse Point Blank and Dan Aykroyd trying to sell John Cusack on the union:

We've even got the dwarf Filipina maids, the queens of the hotel hit.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

285 So when a libtard gets all jiggy about global warming I can tell him Obama made the US No. 1 in world oil production?

Sweet.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (X3php)

286
Did obama take credit for his EPA goons POISONING a Colorado river and Indians?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:23 PM (TNe4W)

287 well, most of the russian navy is either, sinking, sunk, on fire, or waiting for that dry dock can be raised to get maintenance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:23 PM (MTjB1)

288 And defamation cases are easy to win in the UK.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Only, as others have pointed out, the judges routinely hand out 1 pound awards and dock the plaintiffs for court fees.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 02:23 PM (pnMCv)

289
Did obama take credit for his car company killing all those people?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:23 PM (TNe4W)

290 Hmmm...

Were there any Russian Submarine sightings at the time???

Because... its all Russia... all the way down..
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++
They used super-secret submersible, amphibious, shape-shifting Russian craft for it. It runs underwater as a submarine and then surfaces and reconfigures into an amphibious landing craft (at night of course - totally unseen), then reconfigures *again* as an official EU diplomatic transport. That is how he got to Europe and then across it undetected.

Those crafty Russians, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 02:24 PM (I2dne)

291 >>>o, the Hemingwa link mentions Noah Rothman. I think Noah Rothman is responsible for the extreme left turn of Allahpundit.

Rothman was his mini-me at HotAir, in the "Before Time" over there, if any of you remember that... he's a functionally illiterate soiboi, and when he took a hard left turn, he got an associate editor job at Commentary.


...

You will not find a more passionate hater of Noah Rothman that me -- I have vowed to literally eat him at the start of the Burning Times -- but I don't think you can blame this wan soybean for AllahPundit being a cuck.

He is a cuck. Always has been. He has been taking sexual pleasure in attacking conservatives -- his own readers -- from the start. He loves baiting and mocking conservatives.

he's not a conservative in any way. He's a New York City liberal who got a little upset by 9/11 like Jarles Chonson did.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

292

Did obama take credit for ending American space exploration?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:24 PM (TNe4W)

293 So when a libtard gets all jiggy about global warming I can tell him Obama made the US No. 1 in world oil production?



Sweet.
Tell them he's America's Greatest Gun Salesman when they start on gun control too. That always sets them off.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 02:24 PM (sf1AO)

294 ghwb did not fly the sr71 he was the passenger. the story was shown to be a lie when the guy who claimed to have flown ghwb did not know how to start the sr71.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (MTjB1)


Who has an aircraft carrier named after him? Oh that's right - ME! That makes me right! Sick burn!

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 28, 2018 02:25 PM (hLRSq)

295 Were there any Russian Submarine sightings at the time???



Because... its all Russia... all the way down..

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

Emergency! Please to get from streets!

Posted by: Alan Arkin at November 28, 2018 02:25 PM (QLvwG)

296
I flew that SR-71 to Paris just like a TBF Avenger.

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at November 28, 2018 02:20 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah, next time YOU get to be the ball turret gunner when we fly over Chimichanga.

Posted by: Lt JG Ted White deceased at November 28, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

297 >>You will not find a more passionate hater of Noah Rothman that me -- I have vowed to literally eat him at the start of the Burning Times

And don't think we won't be holding you to that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (/tuJf)

298 287 well, most of the russian navy is either, sinking, sunk, on fire, or waiting for that dry dock can be raised to get maintenance.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:23 PM (MTjB1)

Which is why we must protect the EU, of course...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

299 Weekly Standard Man Caught In Libel Racket After Guardian Smear

Posted by: Vanya, stuffing Kristol in Florida Man at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (7PLM4)

300 NPR Film Critic Fired for Tweeting Rape Joke

It appears his defense is that he was just trying to be crude, not grotesque.

Posted by: simplemind at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (hcMCM)

301 >>>And don't think we won't be holding you to that.

I will consume his flesh and add his cuckery to my own.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

302 Obama also made America No. 1 in cost of health insurance, as well as No. 1 in losing health insurance.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (X3php)

303 #170 Actually, both finished steel longbows strung well; the draw was very good on the one, but was off on other while both still shot fine.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (Evws/)

304

Is Noah Rothman grass fed?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (TNe4W)

305 300 Fuck'em.Hoist them by their own petard.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (BXMxN)

306 297 >>You will not find a more passionate hater of Noah Rothman that me -- I have vowed to literally eat him at the start of the Burning Times

And don't think we won't be holding you to that.

roasted, fried or sushi?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)

307 Obama taking credit for the USA being number 1 in oil and gas production
____________

Yeah, but only because of fracking, which Obama repeatedly tried, and failed, to shut down.

He is such an asshole. Taking credit for energy production that he actively tried to stop.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 02:03 PM


That fracking led to huge supplies of natural gas, which a lot utilities are now using in place of coal. Natural gas is a little-to-a-lot less CO2 producing then coal.

So we're reducing CO2, producing more energy, and energy independent. Despite his efforts. That summa-bitch needs to shut the fvck up and go away.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (e7O7B)

308 Kurt Schlichter saw Rothman at a panel and told him, "Ace says he's going to eat you."

Rothman just kind of looked at him.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (PbpT7)

309 BTW, doesn't Michael Cohen seem like just the sort of adrenaline
junkie who'd be down for some illegal midnight border crossings? I can
just see him in my mind, a cigar in his mouth and a blonde on his back
as he snips through the concertina wire at the Czech border.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (PbpT7)
I think you can be pretty sure he stole the plane from the Zepplin and used that to get there.
Or he ambushed the German dispatch rider, stole his motorcycle, and used it to jump the barbed wire fences in the Alps.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM



I'm thinking The Orient Express. The quiet passenger in the back. Sipping his martinis and eyeing the gams on the redhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (0tfLf)

310 >>>Turns out the Murphy Brown reboot is toast.

old candy got very excited over comey's book.

Sad!

Posted by: concrete girl at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (GKk5d)

311 Every day I wake up and I'm still a Puerto Rican girl who was born in the Bronx without a Manfort!

I don't think any person in America should have to feel unsafe because they don't have their own Manfort to seek shelter in.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (DuAZ5)

312 NPR Film Critic Fired for Tweeting Rape Joke

It appears his defense is that he was just trying to be crude, not grotesque.

Posted by: simplemind at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (hcMCM)

----------------

More of the Left eating their own with the new rules. Awesome.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (ffYR/)

313 Were there any Russian Submarine sightings at the time???



Because... its all Russia... all the way down..

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

No because that smoke belching, oil leaking Russian Aircraft Carrier plodding along in the channel was diverting everyone's attention.

Ve are crafty, werey crafty capitalist pigs.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

314 Eating soyboys would be the most unenjoyable cannibalism ever. Like human tofu burgers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (NY0r1)

315 >>>Is Noah Rothman grass fed?


i don't know, is soy a grass?

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (PbpT7)

316
Which is why we must protect the EU, of course...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)


Have you seen pictures of that Norwegian frigate?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

317 You are what you eat.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says.... at November 28, 2018 02:29 PM (bUjCl)

318
Maybe he flew on Wonder Woman's invisible jet, which I always thought was weird. Why would you want people seeing you flying around in a sitting position looking up your skirt?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

319
>>>i don't know, is soy a grass?

I believe it's a form of grass, yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:29 PM (TNe4W)

320 Some poetry in that post, ace.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 02:29 PM (QDnY+)

321 279 ghwb did not fly the sr71 he was the passenger. the story was shown to be a lie when the guy who claimed to have flown ghwb did not know how to start the sr71.

spare key in the ashtray. duh.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 02:30 PM (xGZ+b)

322 Just common sense told you the Manafort/Assange story was bullshit.

Had he really done that, we would have known about it like the day Trump was sworn in.

What nobody is talking about (but should) is why were people like Jerome Corsi being spied on by the Obama Administration?

Remember, he's the crazy "birther" that nobody should take seriously, except for Obama's national security team that was spying on him and we now have his emails.

Posted by: Blago at November 28, 2018 02:30 PM (UfkIY)

323 >>>i don't know, is soy a grass?

I believe it's a form of grass, yes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:29 PM (TNe4W)

A kind of weasel, no?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 28, 2018 02:30 PM (IqOTP)

324 262 well in a sense obama is responsible for the fracking boom. had he not been such a dicksucking evil retard dickslinger, he would not have restricted traditional drilling everywhere. since he made everything off limits to traditional drilling oil had to frack.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 02:19 PM (MTjB1)

Not to forget horizontal drilling, Yor like horizontal drilling.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 28, 2018 02:30 PM (Jj+59)

325 316
Which is why we must protect the EU, of course...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)


Have you seen pictures of that Norwegian frigate?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

Yes, and also pictures of what happens when you allow a Woman to drive a US Navy Destroyer...

Bad things happen when ya run into other ships.

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 02:31 PM (NgKpN)

326 Rose McGowen's girlfriend got maced and miracle of miracles was totally classy about it. Weird but interesting at the same time. But mostly weird.

https://tinyurl.com/y8xm4kod

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:31 PM (iF4iV)

327 303
#170 Actually, both finished steel longbows strung well; the draw was
very good on the one, but was off on other while both still shot fine.


Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (Evws/)
Now that I'd like to see - I don't mean I don't believe it, I mean I'd like to see it. I got to play with a yew long bow back in the 70's when I was using a recurve. Not being over 6 foot I found stringing it to be an adventure.
Course your bows probably won't be as cool and magical as the one in the movie will be.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:31 PM (37IEG)

328 Barack knows all about horizontal drilling.

Posted by: Reggie at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (NY0r1)

329 One wonders why a third party would posit such an easily refutable claim.
Are they stupid?
The question is rhetorical...

Posted by: navybrat on a diet at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (w7KSn)

330 You own a yacht come to think of it, Jack Straw, don't you?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (Evws/)

331 279 ghwb did not fly the sr71 he was the passenger. the story was
shown to be a lie when the guy who claimed to have flown ghwb did not
know how to start the sr71.
Started it OK, but didn't know how to drive stick.

Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

332 I just realized that health nuts will eventually die from nothing.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (X3php)

333 An effort by GOP Sen. Jeff Flake and Democratic Sens. Chris Coons and Cory Booker to force a full vote on a bill designed to protect special counsel Robert Mueller was blocked Wednesday by Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, who objected to the attempt to bring the bill forward, citing late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia as he argued that passing the legislation would be "fundamentally undermining the principle of separation of powers that is so core to our liberty."

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (SCm62)

334 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (NY0r1)

Slaughtering them is the worst part.

"Oh my God... Are you, like, literally killing me right now?... That is so not okay bro..."

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (7PLM4)

335 When my mighty breasts are firmly secured using one of my sister's brassieres, I have to remind myself of their non-binary status.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (BrQrN)

336 328 Barack knows all about horizontal drilling.
Posted by: Reggie

is that why his woof used a turkey baster to get preggo?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (d7Ww2)

337 Actual question:

Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

Like.

What actual, tangible, concrete actions in meatspace were taken?

Because to this day I do not know what the collusion collusion cullusion (to be said in your head like the Andys saying murder, murder, murder in Hot Fuzz though there really were murders in Hot Fuzz and that is an incredibly dark movie if you think about it for half a second but I digress) charges are.

What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?

Because I really don't know.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

338 290 They used super-secret submersible, amphibious, shape-shifting Russian craft for it. It runs underwater as a submarine and then surfaces and reconfigures into an amphibious landing craft (at night of course - totally unseen), then reconfigures *again* as an official EU diplomatic transport. That is how he got to Europe and then across it undetected.

triphibian technology as first revealed in a documentary produced by the three stooges.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (xGZ+b)

339 Well Trump once ran a pageant in Russia I think.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 02:34 PM (t849v)

340 >>You own a yacht come to think of it, Jack Straw, don't you?

Alas, no more.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:34 PM (/tuJf)

341 336 Batack is a catcher,not a pitcher...

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 02:34 PM (BXMxN)

342 338 290 They used super-secret submersible, amphibious, shape-shifting Russian craft for it. It runs underwater as a submarine and then surfaces and reconfigures into an amphibious landing craft (at night of course - totally unseen), then reconfigures *again* as an official EU diplomatic transport. That is how he got to Europe and then across it undetected.

triphibian technology as first revealed in a documentary produced by the three stooges.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (xGZ+b)

Actually.... I had it in my P-40

Posted by: Sky Captain at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

343 300 NPR Film Critic Fired for Tweeting Rape Joke

It appears his defense is that he was just trying to be crude, not grotesque.


Given Schneider's well-known unfortunate history after that movie, I'm not much in sympathy with him.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (8erNz)

344 Actually, Soy is a legume, a member of the Pea family, a dicotyledonous herb with nitrogen-fixing bacteria in its root nodules.
Grass is grass, not a legume. Do try and keep up. Party of Science indeed.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro Vermont at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (Jj+59)

345 Obama said gasoline prices should be $7-8 a gallon. They he produced so much oil that never came close to happening.

WTF?

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (X3php)

346 Whoa, the Trumpentwatters are en fuego.


Did we discuss Trump's mockery of Snipes yet?



Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (QDnY+)

347 I'm thinking The Orient Express. The quiet passenger in the back. Sipping his martinis and eyeing the gams on the redhead.



Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 02:28 PM (0tfLf)
No, he disguised himself, like a Q-ship, and sailed in and out of harbors at will.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 02:35 PM (37IEG)

348 337 Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

Like.

What actual, tangible, concrete actions in meatspace were taken?


cannot comment on an ongoing investigation.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 02:36 PM (NmR1a)

349 2008 Ace got on my damn nerves.

2018 Ace I like quite a bit.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at November 28, 2018 02:36 PM (GvEen)

350 citing late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia as he argued that passing the legislation would be "fundamentally undermining the principle of separation of powers that is so core to our liberty."
Posted by: SMOD


Dragon energy increases.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 02:36 PM (pnMCv)

351 I have vowed to literally eat him at the start of the Burning Times

Was that in the recipe book?

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 02:37 PM (88+cf)

352

obama's policies were designed so energy prices "necessarily skyrocket."

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 02:37 PM (TNe4W)

353 331
279 ghwb did not fly the sr71 he was the passenger. the story was

shown to be a lie when the guy who claimed to have flown ghwb did not

know how to start the sr71.
Started it OK, but didn't know how to drive stick.


Posted by: Archer at November 28, 2018 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
I did not need to learn to start it or land it, I only needed to be able to fly it.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at November 28, 2018 02:37 PM (37IEG)

354 Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

======
Two nights ago I was counseling my 12 year old kid, the one what looks like a manatee in the swimming pool, no pigment, floats semi submerged. Has the 'tism. Anyway . . .

He wasn't following my explanation which became clear when he said: "Dad, I don't know what you mean, could explain it to me again . . .maybe try using puppets this time".

So I did. It worked much better actually. I might have to start using puppets in my day job.



Posted by: simplemind at November 28, 2018 02:38 PM (hcMCM)

355 Was that in the recipe book?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 02:37 PM (88+cf)
++++++++++
"Tearing raw meat from the bone with one's teeth" doesn't require a recipe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 02:38 PM (I2dne)

356

What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?

Because I really don't know.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (mf5HN

======

Idiot Don Jr. fell for a meeting with someone whose business card said "Supreme Royal Prosecutress of the Celestial Kremlin" but turned out to be a plain Russian lawyer with nothing to offer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 02:38 PM (oGNNA)

357 Now I'm thinking of Grosse Point Blank

I'll have to watch that sometime.

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

358 337 Actual question:

Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

Like.

What actual, tangible, concrete actions in meatspace were taken?

Because to this day I do not know what the collusion collusion cullusion (to be said in your head like the Andys saying murder, murder, murder in Hot Fuzz though there really were murders in Hot Fuzz and that is an incredibly dark movie if you think about it for half a second but I digress) charges are.

What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?

Because I really don't know.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

Vanya the Russian Spy ran from voting booth to voting booth with a 3.5 inch floppy disc and changed all the votes for Hillary in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania to votes for Trump. This is known.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

359 >>Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

Nothing, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (/tuJf)

360
What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?

Because I really don't know.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28

I think *somebody* here needs to spend six months in solitary to think about what a naughty person she's being right now.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (7PLM4)

361 Not to forget horizontal drilling, Yor like horizontal drilling.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 28, 2018 02:30 PM


I have friends of friends who live on the Pennsylvania side of the border with New York State - where fracking is verbatim. The Pennsylvania peeps are making sweet dough from pretty much doing nothing.

I hope they let the frackers go horizontal and suck New York State dry and make themselves a couple billion dollars.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (e7O7B)

362 Even if the fake story wasn't fake , so what if he talked to Wikileaks about possible malfeasance on the part of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (hN5g8)

363 354 Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?
----------------------
No. Puppets would reveal our secret ways and means of gathering intelligence. National Security demands no puppets can be revealed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (2LelM)

364 knude

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (88+cf)

365 "Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?"

Anonymous vodka deliveries to the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: Sjg at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (gDSJf)

366 Idiot Don Jr. fell for a meeting with someone whose business card said "Supreme Royal Prosecutress of the Celestial Kremlin" but turned out to be a plain Russian lawyer with nothing to offer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Who Obama brought into the country

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (QAtuN)

367 I'm glad to hear Rothman will go to good use as caloric input for Ace's GAINZZZZ.

My question: does Giamboni get a piece?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (5aX2M)

368 86 The amazing thing is he doesn't serve up gopher balls in the first inning, get the hook, and immediately go home to Mrs. Verlander.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:41 PM (Ibwur)
----------------------

I believe she's at a lot of his games.

"Yo, guys, grind out those AB's, will ya! I need to "visit" with the wife in her private suite"
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 28, 2018 01:46 PM (qC1Sy)


I'd be throwing thigh-high change-ups down the middle of the plate, get the hook, shower up, and jet on home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (VP1E6)

369 Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

Posted by: alexthechick


The current NPC meme is that Trump is beholden to POOOTINNN because of investments in RAAASSHAAAA. Trump is somehow perpetually in the heisenburg state of helping and not helping RAAAASHSAAA.

So everything Trump does or doesn't do is the result of said blackmail potential.

If you find this somewhat akin to religious zealotry, you're on the right track.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (pnMCv)

370 >>>>he's not a conservative in any way. He's a New York City liberal who got a little upset by 9/11 like Charles Johnson did.

That's a perfect way of describing centrist Bush voters from the 2000s (aka, Ben Shapiros entire audience)

Posted by: El Kabong at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (ZqktU)

371 >>>330 You own a yacht come to think of it, Jack Straw, don't you?

????!!!!!?????!!!!

Posted by: Glenn Simpson, Sleuth at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (PbpT7)

372 What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?

Because I really don't know.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

.............

I know where you live.

Posted by: Robert Muleshit Quisling Mueller at November 28, 2018 02:40 PM (iF4iV)

373 Off muleshit sock

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:41 PM (iF4iV)

374 #327 I just realized my mistake. The bows were largish recurve bows and not straightish 6-foot longbows. My apologies for the error.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 02:41 PM (Evws/)

375 Will someone please use the puppets to explain to me what Russia and Trump actually did to collude?

* Points to doll, rubs penis, signs the letters for Hillary Clinton, rubs penis again, shakes head to indicate nothing happening 'down there'. *

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at November 28, 2018 02:41 PM (e7O7B)

376 Anonymous vodka deliveries to the Clinton campaign.
Posted by: Sjg at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (gDSJf)


Hillary/Stolichnaya 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 02:41 PM (VP1E6)

377
What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads? Annnnnnnd? What else?



Because I really don't know.Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 28, 2018 02:33 PM (mf5HN

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Actually, I don't even know why Trump and the Senate and the State Department are shaking their fingers at Putin for "meddling." I hear they organized some rallies and bought some Facebook ads. I reckon that's illegal?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (oGNNA)

378 Who broke unz.com?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (Jj+59)

379 alex's comment points to one reason there really is no reason for hope for the US with its current populace.


Not just the slimy, and not very smart, lawyers on Mueller's team, but vast swathes of the US Congress, both parties, are all excited by ..... some Russian cut-outs buying some Farcebook ads that nobody saw. Perhaps hacking attempts on election systems, too - the kind of stuff that happens daily and is usually done by 17-yr old hobbyists.


THIS is supposed to be, well, anything of importance or interest.


In even a semi-serious country, all of this would have ended the public careers and respectability of every idiot who did anything but mock it.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (QDnY+)

380 i don't know, is soy a grass?

** points at label **
It's a bean!

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

381 >>>340 >>You own a yacht come to think of it, Jack Straw, don't you?

Alas, no more.
Posted by: JackStraw

CAN YOU PROVE THIS?!!!

DID ALFA BANK REPOSSESS IT, COMRADE??!!!!

Posted by: Glenn Simpson, Sleuth at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (PbpT7)

382 Alex, love that refernce to Hot Fuzz. I am a serious Cornetto Trifecta fan.

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:42 PM (iF4iV)

383 >>DID ALFA BANK REPOSSESS IT, COMRADE??!!!!

Nyet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

384 Trump should pardon Assange, and then put him on staff as "Grand Inquisitor" in charge of draining the Swamp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 02:43 PM (fDU8w)

385
Vanya the Russian Spy ran from voting booth to voting booth with a 3.5 inch floppy disc and changed all the votes for Hillary in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania to votes for Trump. This is known.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

It turn out your Western Spy vote machines not accept floppy disc. We try to make USB drive, but suka bilyet Sergei, he accidentally load Pornhub folder. So we change fifty thousand votes to Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 02:43 PM (7PLM4)

386 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Posted by: Glenn Simpson, Sleuth at November 28, 2018 02:43 PM (PbpT7)

387 Yor look good in italics, too.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 28, 2018 02:44 PM (Jj+59)

388 The Guardian is a pathetic paper.It's about as bad as Reuters.
Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (88xKn)

Pravda just wishes it could be as reliable a mouthpiece for the Commie party line as is the Grauniad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 02:44 PM (fDU8w)

389 Maybe he disguised himself as the sunken part of the Kursk.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 28, 2018 02:46 PM (Jj+59)

390 372 What was done? Russia bought some Facebook ads?


Let's face it. The entire point of the Mueller investigation is to find the Russians who posted these Facebook ads. With little more than $100k, they were able to circumvent the $M-s of ads placed by the Clinton campaign. They want them for the 2020 election.

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2018 02:48 PM (SCm62)

391
Pravda just wishes it could be as reliable a mouthpiece for the Commie party line as is the Grauniad.

Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 02:44 PM (fDU8w)

..........

Nowh nowh, dontuh mak funs ofg mi.

Posted by: The Guardian at November 28, 2018 02:48 PM (iF4iV)

392 I'm seeing that the Conservative Treehouse is speculating that this was a mole hunt.

If so, somebody just got caught.

Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2018 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

393 >>I'm seeing that the Conservative Treehouse is speculating that this was a mole hunt.

Which is exactly what the Wolfe/Watkins leak was. That's how they caught him so quickly.

So those asking what about the Coats/Sessions leak hunt, there's your answer. These are ongoing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

394 Scare Morons when they're graffitting.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 02:52 PM (pkeCj)

395 CTH, I just can't anymore. Too much weird speculation, some on target granted. And most of their commentators are a wee wide eyed fruity.

But maybe better now?

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:52 PM (iF4iV)

396 Off Grauniad sock

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:53 PM (iF4iV)

397 Unleashing randomness inspires anxiety.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 02:53 PM (pkeCj)

398 Weft: "Trump is somehow perpetually in the heisenburg state of helping and not helping RAAAASHSAAA."


Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 02:54 PM (QDnY+)

399 Keep your back straight and laugh as though you have no awareness of your inevitable morality.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 02:55 PM (pkeCj)

400 399 Keep your back straight and laugh as though you have no awareness of your inevitable morality.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 02:55 PM (pkeCj)

..........

Loving this. Now if Hillary sock would show up my afternoon would be complete. Hic*

Posted by: Smaug at November 28, 2018 02:57 PM (iF4iV)

401 AOP, can't even remember what it was, but agree with your response from last night's ONT - you signed off just before I posted my response.


How's that for confusing?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 02:57 PM (QDnY+)

402 Pay no attention to what A Better Class of Troll is doing to my sister.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-Bot at November 28, 2018 02:59 PM (GvEen)

403 402 Pay no attention to what A Better Class of Troll is doing to my sister.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-Bot at November 28, 2018 02:59 PM (GvEen)

Why? Is he all ugly like Ron Jeremy?
Or does his jackhammer position lack style and skill?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

404 I think CTH's analysis of certain aspects of all this has been pretty rigorous and fact-based, and as JS points out, the Wolfe case is a pretty clear leaker sting. Have no idea about this (typically) ridiculous Guardian situation. Remember - this is not real journalism, these are not, generally, very smart or honest or serious people. So all kinds of nonsense flies around that is not part of some devious DOJ sting.


But my favorite thing this morning, from a very quick glance at some twatters, is Jerome Corsi's transformation from conspiracy nutcase to target of serious surveillance and concern by Obama's nat. security team.


So long as one doesn't care about the collapse of the country's standards and civic culture and rule of law, all this stuff is hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2018 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

405
So those asking what about the Coats/Sessions leak hunt, there's your answer. These are ongoing.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

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Speculation doesn't make it true.

Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 03:04 PM (/YHOn)

406 http://bit.ly/2PchuqI
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Twitter's Recent Bans and Transgender Policy Lead House Committee to Examine Whether or Not CEO Jack Dorsey Lied in His Testimony

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 03:11 PM (BqBId)

407 >>Speculation doesn't make it true.

And constant ankle biting with nothing of substance to add doesn't make you wise or interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)

408 Noodgate! Muleshit needs to investeragitate and jail perples based on polotics.

He is easilee thuh beegist peice if shiht evuh birfed. I haht haht thaht fuhkuh.

Posted by: Grauniad at November 28, 2018 03:18 PM (iF4iV)

409 Max Boot @MaxBoot
42m
Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, Rush Limbaugh et al make a LOT more $$ praising Trump than I do criticizing him.

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 03:36 PM (BqBId)

410 Twitter's Recent Bans and Transgender Policy Lead House Committee to Examine Whether or Not CEO Jack Dorsey Lied in His Testimony
Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 03:11 PM (BqBId)

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This would be good news, except for the fact that Congress doesn't have the power to do anything about it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 04:38 PM (ffYR/)

411 "...fake but accurate "Manafort visited Assange at embassy" story..."
FIFY

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 28, 2018 05:09 PM (+9AX9)

412 Remember how the FBI used the media to print fabricated stories then they used those stories to get FISA warrants against people they were attempting to set up? Hum wonder if this story is the basis for Meuller accusing Manfort of lying to him? Couldn't be that they tried to set him up using Eurotrash media?

Posted by: Rose at November 28, 2018 05:57 PM (6IJ3U)

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