Mid-Morning Open Thread

Carracci Butcher.jpg

The Butcher's Shop
Annibale Carracci

Posted by: CBD at 09:32 AM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:30 AM (c3AZU)

2 As mentioned earlier, smoke MEAT, not METH.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:30 AM (F4u7C)

3 What we'll see hanging from the city gates soon, only not with hooves.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 04, 2018 09:30 AM (+fPHo)

4 Must be deer season.

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 09:31 AM (cxHbL)

5 Also, corn for FOOD, not FUEL.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:31 AM (F4u7C)

6 Good Morning!

Posted by: smilin jack at December 04, 2018 09:31 AM (yDxHh)

7 YUM!!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:32 AM (XZ3Gp)

8 meatshop + beefcake

thank you CBD!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:32 AM (XZ3Gp)

9 The lack of blood stains anywhere is a bit surprising. I mean, even their smocks are pearly white. RAYCISS!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)

10 I don't particularly care for venison even though I used to go bow hunting every season.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (JUOKG)

11

"How many times do I have to tell you, Achmed. Just the clit!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (/9p9e)

12 Can I interest you in a pork chop?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

13 Meat : real food for real people.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (lmHwU)

14 Huh, demonrats in congress starting their work in January ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (KVMek)

15 if I had the muscand endurance I'd love to work in a butcher shop

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (XZ3Gp)

16 muscle and

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:34 AM (XZ3Gp)

17
How much for Long Pig?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 09:34 AM (XdWyA)

18 As a youngster, I lived in ireland above a butcher shop.
They used to let me watch them slaughter.
(Crazy when I think about it now)

Sheep were easy
Cows, were a bit more of a struggle. They knew what was coming.

Posted by: McCool at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (Izjjo)

19 **Vito Corleone voice**

What have I done to deserve that you should post such a painting as this on the day of my daughter's wedding?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (kqsXK)

20 Fun fact: Carracci later change his name to Chiam Soutine and painted this: https://tinyurl.com/yd6qj3f9

Posted by: Kris at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

21
Where's Frankie Carbone?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (XdWyA)

22 I see a penis

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (PkVlr)

23 Body language of the guy on the left suggests that he's ready to go all Paolo on someone.

Guy on the right is more direct, "look at my meat".

On the floor is the main ingredient for an overlooked Rolling Stones gem.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (fuK7c)

24 I think if I worked at a slaughterhouse I'd become a vegetarian.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (hECVl)

25 Hullo.

If the French starts revoluting against the French government over the carbon tax, who surrenders?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (fhKm4)

26 Sheep were easy

Aye, that they are.

Posted by: Angus McShearling at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (kqsXK)

27 Willowed.

I hope you're right here, but it truly amazes me how small that core appears to be, honestly.

Where we may be significant in numbers nationally, the fame side is small and almost insignificant.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:27 AM (F4u7C)


This is the way it always is. 10% are the core believers, 50% are tepid supporters, and 40% are in it for the money.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 09:36 AM (wCmLp)

28 I see Frankie Carbone hanging around with the guys in back.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2018 09:36 AM (9rXxD)

29 ...The aftermath of the sniper's work, in other words.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 09:36 AM (GBteo)

30 Have the lambs stopped screaming?

Posted by: Kris at December 04, 2018 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

31 This is the way it always is. 10% are the core believers, 50% are tepid supporters, and 40% are in it for the money.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 09:36 AM (wCmLp)


And this is playing out in front of our eyes at this point.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:37 AM (F4u7C)

32 my mom said that when the rich guys used to buy a whole cow and have it slaughtered for a big shibdig, the preferred method was to get the cow drunk somehow before killing it

(coz the meat would be relaxed and tender)

she may have been lying to me

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:38 AM (XZ3Gp)

33 From last thread

>>PDT Tax Cuts 2017
2017 3,760 Billion
2018 3,973 5.6% Increase in Rev


Increased revenue and yet still we run in the red b/c of insane spending

Posted by: McCool at December 04, 2018 09:38 AM (Izjjo)

34 I don't particularly care for venison even though I used to go bow hunting every season.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


You decide:
120 lb field dressed Texas whitetail or 1200 lb black angus steer.

Roughly the same cost after fees & processing.
Fees being hunting license & deer lease.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:38 AM (c3AZU)

35

Gangs of New York

Terrible movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 09:39 AM (Zi/Yv)

36 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 09:40 AM (kBI9E)

37
I see a penis

Posted by: nurse ratched
______________

~*scribbles note in Shannon file*~


Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 04, 2018 09:40 AM (a6fvI)

38 So, it's a art and food thread. Interesting.

Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2018 09:40 AM (88xKn)

39 10 I don't particularly care for venison even though I used to go bow hunting every season.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 09:33 AM (JUOKG)

I've heard that from a lot of people. I don't really get that. I've never had the issues others complain about (meats too gamey, etc.).

idk.

Every way I've cooked it (marinade, salt & pepper, etc.), it's come out well. I think the trick is to make sure you pull it off the grill right before it hits an internal temperature of 130, then put it under foil and let it rest.

If you overcook it, it gets a weird texture.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 09:41 AM (GBteo)

40 Meat and You: Partners in Freedom

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

41 Not Halah

Posted by: wrg500 at December 04, 2018 09:41 AM (QXubu)

42 Meaty!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 09:41 AM (tYPH9)

43 There is a kind of tiny sub-genre in art of butchered meat paintings. Enter "art genre butchered meat" in a search engine and you'll see what I mean. Probably the most famous is Rembrandt's 'Carcass of Beef,' which proves once again that Rembrandt could make any subject he painted beautiful and significant.

Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2018 09:42 AM (1JpTT)

44 So, it's a art and food thread. Interesting.
Posted by: dantesed at December 04, 2018 09:40 AM (88xKn)


Well, when you post a painting of a meat locker with a bunch of carnivores in the blog.........

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:42 AM (F4u7C)

45 While I can appreciate the technical merits of a pice such as this, I have to admit it makes me queasy to look at it. I'll be the first to admit that I am 100% wimp.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:42 AM (U5tDi)

46 Also, corn for FOOD, not FUEL.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:31 AM (F4u7C)

This. X1000

Posted by: Striking Mexican Tortilla Factory Workers at December 04, 2018 09:44 AM (tYPH9)

47 22 I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (PkVlr)

ees zat so?

Posted by: Dr. Rorschach at December 04, 2018 09:44 AM (jp0Bv)

48 Aaaaah, meat! Maybe we can get a meat dispensation from the "No trees, not art" rule.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

49 One fine morning many years ago I opened the door to find a deer carcass hanging from grandmom's second floor balcony. Dad got it butchered and mom cooked it. I remember it tasted gamey.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:45 AM (7+QLY)

50

Locovores - a limerick

In the words of a butcher named Clive
Here at Quality Meats we all strive.
To get meat of course
From a sustainable source:
The fast lane of I-95.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)

51 How can you people kill the poor defenseless creatures? You need to go buy your meat from the grocery store where no animals were harmed!

Posted by: Loopy Occasional Cortex

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:45 AM (c3AZU)

52 50

nice

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:45 AM (XZ3Gp)

53 Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:42 AM (U5
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Says the Shivstress

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 09:46 AM (7p3A+)

54 one of the butchers looks like Bluto

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 09:47 AM (XZ3Gp)

55 I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (PkVlr)

Where!?!

Posted by: Shep Smith, Hungry for 'Breakfast' at December 04, 2018 09:47 AM (tYPH9)

56 In the broken clock is right sometimes category..

Pope Francis says the gheys should not be allowed in the priesthood.

http://tinyurl.com/ybyr6lj6

Jesuit LGBT cheerleader James Martin is suspiciously silent on this..

Posted by: McCool at December 04, 2018 09:47 AM (Izjjo)

57 Gamey taste?

Lactic acid build up in the muscles from running.
That's why cows don't taste that way. Hit with the bolt gun in the head, it's instantaneous.

At least, that's the way it's been explained to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:48 AM (c3AZU)

58
Have we ever discussed LICORICE?

It's made from Licorice ROOT.

It's a root?!?!


Candy root?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 09:48 AM (Zi/Yv)

59 Sooo, Prince Andrew the Unindicted of New York has struck again. A Buffalo area real estate developer was sentenced to 28 months in Federal Prison for a bid rigging scheme involving 800 million dollars of state spending.

Oddly enough, he also gave a six figure donation to Cuomo's campaign fund. What did Prince Andrew say about it? Who knows? nobody asked.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 04, 2018 09:48 AM (jp0Bv)

60 I just noticed that there's a sheep's head on the floor.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 09:49 AM (tYPH9)

61 25 If the French starts revoluting against the French government over the carbon tax, who surrenders?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (fhKm4)

Based on comments of the French who are living this (just my opinion from Twitter and elsewhere): they are enacting their response to Thatcher's: "running out of other people's money." Services they expect (firemen, schools, judges, etc.) have been severely cut (despite extremely high taxes, even on the lower middle class) to accommodate those who don't contribute (and their children.) At this time, it seems to be anger over the $ going to urban from the less populated areas, but maybe they will eventually figure out how mass migration caused that.

Posted by: Ever at December 04, 2018 09:50 AM (1Zh0U)

62 You decide:
120 lb field dressed Texas whitetail or 1200 lb black angus steer.

Roughly the same cost after fees & processing.
Fees being hunting license & deer lease.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:38 AM (c3AZU)

...How is that possible?

I don't really hunt, but my buddy is an avid hunter who lucky for me has a family of wimps who dont like venison so I always end up with a full freezer of meet at the end of every season.

I think he said its like $100 per deer for butchering, then $35 for a hunting license which gives you 2 tags. (my buddy also does archery and whatnot for additional tags)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 09:51 AM (GBteo)

63 Mamma mia ! Look at those carracci!

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)

64 I just noticed that there's a sheep's head on the floor.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 09:49 AM (tYPH9)

I mean... none of us wanted to be the first to bring it up. But yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 09:52 AM (IqOTP)

65 43 There is a kind of tiny sub-genre in art of butchered meat paintings. Enter "art genre butchered meat" in a search engine and you'll see what I mean. Probably the most famous is Rembrandt's 'Carcass of Beef,' which proves once again that Rembrandt could make any subject he painted beautiful and significant.
Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2018 09:42 AM (1JpTT)

Yes. It's very interesting what inspires artists and why. For this, was it the violence of the act, or the idea of the lower-class working man at his job? Maybe the necessity but distastefulness of butchering meat for food? I find it interesting how vastly different people with vastly different philosophies and experiences can take the same theme, and by manipulating the elements of art in different ways, can make that image mean completely different things. Compare this Carracci to the Soutine I posted above, to any of Francis Bacon's contributions to the genre.

Posted by: Kris at December 04, 2018 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

66 Fun fact: Carracci later change his name to Chiam Soutine and painted this: https://tinyurl.com/yd6qj3f9

-
So he's a meatosexual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

67 sheep's head is from the carracci on the right

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 09:53 AM (bUjCl)

68 Pope Francis says the gheys should not be allowed in the priesthood.

He's dancing all around the issue like a spastic Rockette. Just more fucking casuistry from the Peronist Jesuit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 09:53 AM (y7DUB)

69
120 lb field dressed Texas whitetail or 1200 lb black angus steer.
Roughly the same cost after fees & processing.
Fees being hunting license & deer lease.


Ranchers always get grouchy in steer hunting season.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 09:53 AM (Hf4Oi)

70 >>If the French starts revoluting against the French government over the carbon tax, who surrenders?

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men.

Life imitates art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYNfQlf1H8

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 09:54 AM (/tuJf)

71 How much for Long Pig?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 09:34 AM (XdWyA)

You wanta young Long Pg or older? You wanta choice or Prime?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 04, 2018 09:54 AM (3sjI6)

72 9 One fine morning many years ago I opened the door to find a deer carcass hanging from grandmom's second floor balcony. Dad got it butchered and mom cooked it. I remember it tasted gamey.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:45 AM (7+QLY)
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Same, only ours was hanging from our swing set. When it eventually showed up on our table, my parents tried to tell me it was "regular" steak. I want fooled.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (U5tDi)

73 Wasn't

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (U5tDi)

74 All those slabs of beef and not one Hillary van reference.


Who are you people?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

75 22 I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (PkVlr)

You need to get laid.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (rwVFm)

76
Conservatives, hanging around the camps...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (UFLLM)

77 I watched my dad skin a squirrel once. Gross. I can still smell the blood and I recall its little internal organs falling out. That ended my curiousity real quick.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (7+QLY)

78 ...How is that possible?

I don't really hunt, but my buddy is an avid hunter who lucky for me has a family of wimps who dont like venison so I always end up with a full freezer of meet at the end of every season.

I think he said its like $100 per deer for butchering, then $35 for a hunting license which gives you 2 tags. (my buddy also does archery and whatnot for additional tags)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 09:51 AM (GBteo)


It seems he totally disregarded the purchase price of the cow.

I've done this, and all said and done, with a cow, I was at around $1000 for the cow and butchering.

Deer, $80 for the super combo license, $500 for a lease (which is STUPID cheap), then time, ammo and about $100 to $200 for processing, depending on requirements.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (F4u7C)

79 Says the Shivstress
Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 09:46 AM (7p3A+)
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Now Weasel.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (U5tDi)

80 The curator of the food thread puts up a painting of a meat shop without bacon?

Seems almost heretical.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (qC1Sy)

81 Ranchers always get grouchy in steer hunting season.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 09:53 AM (Hf4Oi)

No kidding.

Posted by: Jon Tester at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (IqOTP)

82 I don't like watching the butchering. That won't stop me from enjoying the beef, the venison, the bacon...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (AM1GF)

83 OK, art thread is slow and this is sort of butchery-related.

A conflict over blood sausage just got a politician kicked out of Germany's CDU party.

The interior ministry had a conference about Islam. They served food. Among more than a dozen appetizers was blood sausage, which is not halal. Some people lost their shit.

A Kurdish-German politician tweeted 'hey, if you're twisting your panties over blood sausage and ignoring that critics of Islamism are having to live under police protection then you're kind of tetched in the head".

And then a Turkish-German politician called him an Islamophobic rat and some other nasty things and the Turk got kicked out of the party.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (fuK7c)

84 Gamey taste?



Lactic acid build up in the muscles from running.

That's why cows don't taste that way. Hit with the bolt gun in the head, it's instantaneous.



At least, that's the way it's been explained to me.



Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:48 AM

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My grandfather used to slaughter and butcher two hogs every fall. He would shoot them in the back of the head with a nickle plated .32 caliber SW revolver, never had any "gamey" issues doing it that way.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (JUOKG)

85 ...How is that possible?

I don't really hunt, but my buddy is an avid hunter who lucky for me has a family of wimps who dont like venison so I always end up with a full freezer of meet at the end of every season.

I think he said its like $100 per deer for butchering, then $35 for a hunting license which gives you 2 tags. (my buddy also does archery and whatnot for additional tags)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Deer lease is where the cost is.

Private land deer lease runs anywhere between $600 a gun per season to $2,000 per gun. (Meaning ass in a blind seat)

Not much public land in Texas. And no guarantees on public or private land.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (c3AZU)

86 On the floor is the main ingredient for an overlooked Rolling Stones gem.

Posted by: Bandersnatch
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I honestly thought I was the only one in the world that remembered Goats Head Soup. Nice catch!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (Hb/ve)

87 But a nice shivstress!

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (7p3A+)

88 77 I watched my dad skin a squirrel once. Gross. I can still smell the blood and I recall its little internal organs falling out. That ended my curiousity real quick.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (7+QLY)
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Okay. You got me beat. Although I did run over a squirrel once. Ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (U5tDi)

89 72. omg the SWING SET? That's cold.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (7+QLY)

90 75

You have no idea

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (0RwOR)

91 The butcher, the baker,
the candlestick maker...

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)

92 You need to get laid.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 09:55 AM (rwVFm)


If I had a nickel for every time I've said that to myself. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 09:59 AM (kqsXK)

93 omg the SWING SET? That's cold.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (7+QLY)
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Oh yeah. Somewhere my family has a picture of us kids standing there next to it, looking very unhappy.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 10:00 AM (U5tDi)

94 88. oh no the swing set topped my story. He had to hang it somewhere, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 10:00 AM (7+QLY)

95 Is that a hippocampus carcass?

Posted by: The Incredible Disappearing Blasey-Ford at December 04, 2018 10:00 AM (Ndje9)

96 Deer, $80 for the super combo license, $500 for a lease (which is STUPID cheap), then time, ammo and about $100 to $200 for processing, depending on requirements.
Posted by: Sponge


Wait until your stupid cheep lease starts running $1,000 to $2,000.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:00 AM (c3AZU)

97 The guy on the right has a bit of an NPC face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

98 You have no idea
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (0RwOR)
If I had a nickel for every time I've said that to myself. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 09:59 AM (kqsXK)

People, please respect the sanctity of the Meat Pictures Thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:01 AM (IqOTP)

99 62 You decide:
120 lb field dressed Texas whitetail or 1200 lb black angus steer.

Roughly the same cost after fees & processing.
Fees being hunting license & deer lease.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:38 AM (c3AZU)

...How is that possible?

I don't really hunt, but my buddy is an avid hunter who lucky for me has a family of wimps who dont like venison so I always end up with a full freezer of meet at the end of every season.

I think he said its like $100 per deer for butchering, then $35 for a hunting license which gives you 2 tags. (my buddy also does archery and whatnot for additional tags)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 09:51 AM (GBteo)


Probably the hunting lease (paying a land owner for permission to hunt on his property) that causes the price differential.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:02 AM (di1hb)

100 I watched my dad skin a squirrel once. Gross. I can still smell the blood and I recall its little internal organs falling out. That ended my curiousity real quick.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (7+QLY)

To be fair, they're tastier w/o the skin and the guts.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 10:02 AM (kBI9E)

101 Wait, is "Palp Pilled" our missing SMR advocate, or someone paying tribute?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 10:02 AM (AM1GF)

102 People, please respect the sanctity of the Meat Pictures Thread.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:01 AM (IqOTP)

You called?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 04, 2018 10:03 AM (KUaJL)

103 Deer lease is where the cost is.

Private land deer lease runs anywhere between $600 a gun per season to $2,000 per gun. (Meaning ass in a blind seat)

Not much public land in Texas. And no guarantees on public or private land.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (c3AZU)


Oooh.

That must be the difference. I don't know anyone in NH who pays to hunt. You can hunt on public land (lots of it), or on private land if it's not posted that you can't hunt there.

But most landowners are pretty cool about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:03 AM (GBteo)

104 I gotcha meat... RIGHT HEAH!

Posted by: NDT at December 04, 2018 10:03 AM (5aX2M)

105 Somebody's blinking!

Yellow Vests 1, Emmanuel Macron 0: France to delay global warming fuel-tax increase

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

106 That must be the difference. I don't know anyone in NH who pays to hunt. You can hunt on public land (lots of it), or on private land if it's not posted that you can't hunt there.

But most landowners are pretty cool about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


It varies pretty widely. Part of it is local culture, but parts are economic, or a question of what the herds look like in a given season. Many moving parts involved in the price.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 10:04 AM (AM1GF)

107 NH RSA 212:34 is the biggest reason no one has to pay to lease land to hunt in NH.

Every state should have a similar law.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:05 AM (GBteo)

108 Somebody's blinking!

Yellow Vests 1, Emmanuel Macron 0: France to delay global warming fuel-tax increase

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


More like trying to calm down the mobs so they can sneak it back in quietly at a later date. Playing for time or a cynical move.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 10:05 AM (AM1GF)

109 I've often wondered, what sort of hunting license would you need for spear hunting?

You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (1ISKN)

110 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."

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So suicide is our only option?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)

111 Last time I went shooting it was the metal targets shaped like animals. I hit the targets but had the feeling I'd never be able to shoot a live creature.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (7+QLY)

112 I'm going to start inventing meat metaphors.

"Hey, that ain't just bacon!"
"What were you expecting? Bacon?"

And if the veggie scolds keep it up enough, I'll have to work bacon into every sentence.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (vDqXW)

113 You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.


There was a thing in Pennsylvania ten or fifteen years ago about atlatl hunting. I forget how it came out.

I think atlatl hunting is now legal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

114 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."

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So suicide is our only option?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
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Just when you thought you'd find no one to eat paste for your country, a hero emerges.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:07 AM (vDqXW)

115 109 I've often wondered, what sort of hunting license would you need for spear hunting?

You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (1ISKN)

Spear hunting: the real paleo diet

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 10:08 AM (KUaJL)

116 82 I don't like watching the butchering. That won't stop me from enjoying the beef, the venison, the bacon...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (AM1GF)


I used to process myself. Lotta work and cold hands, though. Card table on a tarp in the kitchen. Last time I did it it was 2 does. Now, I drop it off for processing, because I have better things to do with my time. About $60 where I live and you get sausage or trail bologna, too.

Sadly, did not get out to the woods this fall. Might get out for muzzleloader or the end of bow season.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:08 AM (di1hb)

117 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. Why is the one dude's head turned so far?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 10:08 AM (0tfLf)

118 For this, was it the violence of the act, or the idea of the lower-class working man at his job? Maybe the necessity but distastefulness of butchering meat for food? I find it interesting how vastly different people with vastly different philosophies and experiences can take the same theme,

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Honestly, I always figured that accurately painting meat and animal carcasses was a way for artists to display their prowess.

Never thought about any significance beyond that, but I'm practical to a fault.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2018 10:08 AM (5aX2M)

119 Oooh.

That must be the difference. I don't know anyone in NH who pays to hunt. You can hunt on public land (lots of it), or on private land if it's not posted that you can't hunt there.

But most landowners are pretty cool about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Yeah. And now I have a hundred and ten acres along with my twelve acres and I can't hunt deer.
Mother in law loves watching the deer eat in the evenings. Everything else is fair game. Turkey, hogs, coyotes, coon, squirrels and rabbits.

Just not the deer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:09 AM (c3AZU)

120 Who's the goober looking at the camera? Sure is a lot of venison. Glad he didn't paint a realistic floor.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:09 AM (CE5C/)

121 Wait, that's a goat. They may be done with the sheep carcas. The head on the floor - probably going to pick it up and sell it to someone...I don't like this genre at all to tell you the truth.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:09 AM (bUjCl)

122 And if the veggie scolds keep it up enough, I'll have to work bacon into every sentence.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM (vDqXW)

I wouldn't mind being sentenced to bacon.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:09 AM (IqOTP)

123 Nobody still wants to see sausage made.

I just want to put mustard on the finished product.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (vDqXW)

124 Probably the hunting lease (paying a land owner for permission to hunt on his property) that causes the price differential.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:02 AM (di1hb)


I don't recall anyone talking about hunting leases here in Michigan. Either you hunt on your own or a friend's property or on state land.

(I don't hunt.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (hLRSq)

125 Macron's approval is in the 30s. His future not too Vie en Rose-y.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (7+QLY)

126 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."


330 million Americans...and Delaware's own Joe Biden is the scum floating on top? I think not.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (Z04f8)

127 Mother in law loves watching the deer eat in the evenings. Everything else is fair game. Turkey, hogs, coyotes, coon, squirrels and rabbits.

Just not the deer.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:09 AM (c3AZU)

"it committed suicide, I swear to god!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (GBteo)

128 -
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I've often wondered, what sort of hunting license would you need for spear hunting?



You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 10:06 AM

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I want to drop out of a tree with a knife onto a deer's back, like Tarzan.

Posted by: irright at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (pMGkg)

129 88
77 I watched my dad skin a squirrel once. Gross. I can still smell the
blood and I recall its little internal organs falling out. That ended my
curiousity real quick.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 09:56 AM (7+QLY)

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Okay. You got me beat. Although I did run over a squirrel once. Ugh.





Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 09:58 AM (U5tDi)
Just once? We had a squirrelpocalypse around me. Almost like they had a death wish and would run willingly under a car's tire.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (jxbfJ)

130 I think atlatl hunting is now legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

I could never kill one of those little frilly salamander dudes.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (IqOTP)

131 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."


Well, he's definitely learned modesty from Obama.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (KUaJL)

132 The thing that gets me about this image is the sanitation. Old timey butcheries and meat markets of the sort now only seen in the third world. Can't help but wonder about how long the meat might sit out in the hot sun.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (t849v)

133 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 09:57 AM (fuK7c)

They kicked the *Turk* out? That's surprising and possibly a good sign.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (uquGJ)

134 No more Ms. Nice B***h!

But the source told DailyMail.com that Behar threw her hands in the air, yelled 'My God!' and 'Get this b***h under control.'

'If this s**t doesn't stop I'm quitting this damn show. I can't take this much more,' Behar allegedly fumed.

Producers ran to the stage in an attempt to de-escalate the situation, but Behar continued to rant, the source said.

'I've tolerated a lot of s**t on this show but I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h. Enough already! Enough already! I'm not playing nice any longer,' Behar shouted, despite the studio audience being able to hear it all.

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The entitled b***h in question is Meggy Mac.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

135 You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.


There was a thing in Pennsylvania ten or fifteen years ago about atlatl hunting. I forget how it came out.

I think atlatl hunting is now legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (c3AZU)

136 "it committed suicide, I swear to god!"




"it came this way !"

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (bUjCl)

137 I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."


330 million Americans...and Delaware's own Joe Biden is the scum floating on top? I think not.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (Z04f
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Would it add to his claim or detract from his claim to be the most qualified candidate if he can identify classified markings?

My understanding is that the Most Qualified Candidate for President Ever couldn't.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (vDqXW)

138 109>>>

If you can't punch it to death with your bare fists, you're a soy-sipping commie who needs to just get the transgender surgery done already.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (lmHwU)

139 "it committed suicide, I swear to god!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:13 AM (c3AZU)

140 Before he died my BNL could make the best venison roast. Really good. And I don't really care for it all that much.
Now elk. That is delicious. I have a stick of elk sausage all save for Xmas. Yum!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 10:13 AM (0tfLf)

141 Just reading an article about the Watts family murders (the CO guy who strangled his pregnant wife and smothered their two little girls).

Article said that Watts has lost 30 pounds since going to prison. It's only been a few months, and Watts was not overweight when he went in, so this is interesting.

There is a YouTube video of Watts from a few years back where he's giving some sort of oral presentation for a class he was taking. He is pudgy, soft, overweight, and kind of dorky looking.

In the year before the murders, Watts lost weight and started bulking up. If you look at the wife's FB photos of him, he's quite buff, with a very muscular upper body.

Could these murders have been the result of some 'roid rage? Watts was a mild-mannered, wimpy type (according to his wife and going by the YouTube video). Suddenly he's losing weight, bulking up, acting out rape fantasies with some random chick on Instagram, and asking his GF for butt sex and threesomes. Then he murders his family and goes to prison. Suddenly, he's 30 pounds lighter.

Seems like a classic steroid abuse case. Sudden increase in musculature, changes in personality, increased sex drive, rage, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2018 10:13 AM (fqUgw)

142 The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life.

Yeah, thanks for those issues, Joe.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:13 AM (Ydn2k)

143 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."

The pictures of the first family will be fun. The druggie brother banging his dead brothers' widow, while BOTH sets of kids have to look on. Add in the druggie niece and you've got yourself a montage.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:13 AM (Z04f8)

144 I don't recall anyone talking about hunting leases here in Michigan. Either you hunt on your own or a friend's property or on state land.

(I don't hunt.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (hLRSq)

Yeah thats the way it is in NH.

In fact, a law in NH says landowners have no duty of care to hunters (or others engaged in 'outdoor recreational activity' like snowmobiling) as long as they don't charge a fee to hunt on the land.

If they were to charge a fee, they'd potentially be liable for any accidents caused negligence or failure to alert invitees or whatever else (which is how it is in any context anywhere outside 'outdoor recreational activities 'in NH).

So it's a big incentive to say "hey, hunt for free." and there's an informal culture of offering some of the butchered meat to the landowner as a thank you.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:14 AM (GBteo)

145
Kid Rock was right-
Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"- referring to Meghan McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y9wvvcpf

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 10:14 AM (hECVl)

146 The entitled b***h in question is Meggy Mac.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM


* adds 55 gallon drum of popcorn to shopping list *

This could be legendary.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 10:14 AM (e7O7B)

147 124 Probably the hunting lease (paying a land owner for permission to hunt on his property) that causes the price differential.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:02 AM (di1hb)


I don't recall anyone talking about hunting leases here in Michigan. Either you hunt on your own or a friend's property or on state land.

(I don't hunt.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:10 AM (hLRSq)


There are places here in Ohio that offer leases. I hunt public lands or friends of my son's for free.

You can still trade pest control for hunting permission on lots of farms. Ground hogs and coyotes during the summer and deer in the fall.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:14 AM (di1hb)

148 The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life.


=

toothpaste consumption ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:15 AM (bUjCl)

149 The entitled b***h in question is Meggy Mac.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)
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The MOR-as-a-devotion Meggy Mac.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:15 AM (vDqXW)

150 'I've tolerated a lot of s**t on this show but I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h. Enough already! Enough already! I'm not playing nice any longer,' Behar shouted, despite the studio audience being able to hear it all.

I find Meghan McCain to be a stupid, bratty, entitled elitist whose bra size dwarfs her IQ, but she would gain my everlasting respect and admiration if she would haul off and break Behar's jaw, live on air.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)

151 "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."

That's because you guys never solve problems, you just 'fight' and 'work' on them. You'll be 'fighting' the same problems 30 years from too, if your party still exists.

Posted by: Avenger at December 04, 2018 10:15 AM (70ScF)

152 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.

I can't even imagine. They probably call it "The Darwin".

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM (OiC69)

153 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said

--

He's right.
We are a nation of paste eaters now.

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM (UpjEo)

154 They need to transition The View into Jerry Springer format, allow fisticuffs.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (bUjCl)

155 The entitled b***h in question is Meggy Mac.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)


Hmmm...

I'm going to take a wait and see approach to this one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (GBteo)

156
The thing that gets me about this image is the sanitation. Old timey butcheries and meat markets of the sort now only seen in the third world. Can't help but wonder about how long the meat might sit out in the hot sun.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (t849v)







One of the weirdest, and sickest things I saw in Israel was a frickin' camel carcass, butchered and tossed into the street just inside the Damascas Gate in Jerusalem. The palis that live/work in the muslim quarter aren't exactly hip on the whole hygiene thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (veoSD)

157 I don't mind killing animals for meat, fur, or pest control.

I DO have a problem of letting animal suffer. It's why when I skin fish, I give them a chop to the head.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (fhKm4)

158 Fortunately, I don't know anyone who watches the thing.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (bUjCl)

159 I wonder how many coeds old Uncle Joe molests when he gives a speech at a college?

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 10:18 AM (BXMxN)

160 They need to transition The View into Jerry Springer format, allow fisticuffs.
Posted by: runner


?allow"? What part of, "they're all women" don't you get?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:18 AM (Z04f8)

161 Defying expectations, right wing, anti-immigration party in Spain picks up 12 seats in Spain's 109 member Parliament.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:18 AM (/tuJf)

162 Just once? We had a squirrelpocalypse around me. Almost like they had a death wish and would run willingly under a car's tire.





Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM

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We call those suicide squirrels here. Especially the ones who run at our dogs when we are out walking them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 10:19 AM (JUOKG)

163 Before the invention of cameras, it was a lot of work to take random, meaningless "Rain Man" pictures....

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:19 AM (8tNRg)

164 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.

I can't even imagine. They probably call it "The Darwin".



Tell me about it.

Posted by: Robert Baratheon at December 04, 2018 10:19 AM (fuK7c)

165 We call those suicide squirrels here. Especially the ones who run at our dogs when we are out walking them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Kamikaze squirrels is a term for those that decide getting cozy with a high voltage box is a good idea.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (Z04f8)

166 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.

I can't even imagine. They probably call it "The Darwin".

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM (OiC69)

Can't believe they'd sell many...at least not to sane people.

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (cxHbL)

167 Getting a late start on my AoS today. Howdy.

Already mentioned that that's an awfully clean floor?

That the guy on the right seems to have his head on sideways and it's a bit small, either a photoshop or a bad transplant (which may explain the head on the floor).

Ooookay, then, having helped everyone with Art Appreciation 102, I'll go check on the headlines.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 17 Days 'til Solstice at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (FJ7US)

168 163 Before the invention of cameras, it was a lot of work to take random, meaningless "Rain Man" pictures....
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:19 AM (8tNRg)



Now I've got that music in my head.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (NLLmE)

169 The thing that gets me about this image is the sanitation. Old timey butcheries and meat markets of the sort now only seen in the third world. Can't help but wonder about how long the meat might sit out in the hot sun.

Posted by: Someguy


That was the standard for 5,000 years. Refrigeration and sanitation are really recent inventions.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (c3AZU)

170 #161. General Franco to the courtesy phone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (OLCnA)

171 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said

--

He's right.
We are a nation of paste eaters now.

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Joe, Joe, Joe! On the paste can lid, it's righty tighty lefty loosy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)

172 162 Just once? We had a squirrelpocalypse around me. Almost like they had a death wish and would run willingly under a car's tire.
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That's called spring around here. The newbe herd volunteers to be thinned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (2LelM)

173 http://bit.ly/2PfDVLD
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Biden: 'I Think I'm The Most Qualified To Be President' | The Daily Caller
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In what Shortbus window licking ??

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (BqBId)

174 Looks like Meggie will have to find a new gig. Screeching crone over beauty and all that.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (7+QLY)

175 135 You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.


There was a thing in Pennsylvania ten or fifteen years ago about atlatl hunting. I forget how it came out.

I think atlatl hunting is now legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (c3AZU)


Apparently, game laws are all over the place on this.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (di1hb)

176 ?allow"? What part of, "they're all women" don't you get?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:18 AM (Z04f


...you don't think BigMac can take Behar in 2 rounds ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (bUjCl)

177 yep, worked in a butcher shop. thats where I learned to throw knives.

*note: build knife throwing area in back yard*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:22 AM (+6jVU)

178 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.

I can't even imagine. They probably call it "The Darwin".

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM (OiC69)

Can't believe they'd sell many...at least not to sane people.
Posted by: BignJames


I've known guys that have done it. They work in teams, with trained hounds, and have some artillery as back up.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:22 AM (Z04f8)

179 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.



I can't even imagine. They probably call it "The Darwin".



Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM

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I saw one for sale at Academy Sports some time back. Haven't seen one lately though.


It was a breakdown spear and it weighed a ton.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 04, 2018 10:22 AM (JUOKG)

180 BigMeg

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:22 AM (bUjCl)

181 ?allow"? What part of, "they're all women" don't you get?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:18 AM (Z04f


...you don't think BigMac can take Behar in 2 rounds ?
Posted by: runner


Quite the opposite. The trick would be getting them to stop killing each other; not in allowing it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:23 AM (Z04f8)

182 Went Elk hunting again this fall. Third day of standing around a field watching the no-elk walk by and I remembered I had work to do on my house. It was 70 degrees, all the elk were at the top of a mountain somewhere in the National Forest.
I may try again before the end of the month...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 10:23 AM (p6e8W)

183 Fortunately, I don't know anyone who watches the thing.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:17 AM (bUjCl)
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It's called The View. Without Meggy, it's not much of a view.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)

184 Joy Behar sounds like a nasty and unhappy woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (AllCR)

185 You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.


There was a thing in Pennsylvania ten or fifteen years ago about atlatl hunting. I forget how it came out.

I think atlatl hunting is now legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (c3AZU)

Apparently, game laws are all over the place on this.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf


Texas just recently allowed "cans" and crossbows for hunting.

Used to be, crossbow was allowed only for a upper limb amputee.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (c3AZU)

186 Joy Behar is not wring,vile as she is.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (BXMxN)

187 Meghan and Abby need to never forget that The Left will always hate you and slit your throat if you don't tow the line.

The painting should be titled "The View", Joy & Whoopi are the butchers and Abby & Meghan are the carcasses.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (hECVl)

188 The lack of blood stains anywhere is a bit surprising. I mean, even their smocks are pearly white. RAYCISS!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)

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Shift change.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (Pqytn)

189
177 yep, worked in a butcher shop. thats where I learned to throw knives.

*note: build knife throwing area in back yard*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:22 AM (+6jVU)






That reminds me, I need to rewatch "Delicatessen". Weird flick, but cool.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (veoSD)

190 What be cans?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (fuK7c)

191 Mmm, meat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (bcbK8)

192 That reminds me, I need to rewatch "Delicatessen". Weird flick, but cool.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 10:24 AM (veoSD)

Thanks, now on my list.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (+6jVU)

193 Then Whoopie! Throws a stink bomb and they all die from asphyxiation

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (0RwOR)

194 Wait until your stupid cheep lease starts running $1,000 to $2,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:00 AM (c3AZU)


I don't think this one will. The land owner isn't interested in the money, just knowing who's on it. That being said, I've got a bud that's paying almost $3k for his, but he's the only one on it and it's over 100 acres, so sometimes you pay more and get more.

My lease is off the Brazos river, which has been flooded a LOT this year, so my $500, + time and effort has gone for naught.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (F4u7C)

195 A real life Celebrity Deathmatch! Let's get it on!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)

196 What be cans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Suppressors/silencers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (c3AZU)

197
That was the standard for 5,000 years. Refrigeration and sanitation are really recent inventions.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:20 AM (c3AZU)

The standard for history, and much of the world today on many things, makes me uncomfortable. History is so very itchy and full of excruciatingly hard labor. And disease and starvation. Many bad, uncomfortable things.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (t849v)

198 I call bullshit. Hides and hooves still on? Hair and dirt on the meat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (a2vo1)

199 Otherwise, the picture is a bit crude. Lacks polish, like there's a layer missing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (bcbK8)

200 It's called The View. Without Meggy, it's not much of a view.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)


I don't care WHO'S on that show. It's unwatchable.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (F4u7C)

201 Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"


Target-rich environment.

Where would they start?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (LL1Be)

202 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said

--

He's right.
We are a nation of paste eaters now.
Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 04, 2018 10:16 AM (UpjEo)


How do they find so many audiences in which nobody calls this retarded blowhard out?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (y7DUB)

203 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life."

To be fair, an enormous proportion of America's population is ignorant and delusional. By those metrics, maybe Biden is correct.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (xjiRE)

204 what is the IQ of people that actually like The View? Good God.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (+6jVU)

205 196 What be cans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Suppressors/silencers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (c3AZU)

Also boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8)

206 You're not a real man unless you spear hunt.

There was a thing in Pennsylvania ten or fifteen years ago about atlatl hunting. I forget how it came out.

I think atlatl hunting is now legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:12 AM (c3AZU)

Apparently, game laws are all over the place on this.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 10:21 AM (di1hb)

In Alabama (and maybe a couple other states), it's legal to spear-hunt deer, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (tYPH9)

207 It's called The View. Without Meggy, it's not much of a view.

-
They could rename it Whale Watch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

208 You guys can have your own thresholds but if McCain came out and said that she has been wasting her time trying to make peace with lefties and she's done--and she even slightly apologizes for treating conservatives as if they were the crazy relatives Gothic lords had to hide in attics, I could accept that.

I don't hold a grudge. If you become functional against the left, then I'm with you.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (vDqXW)

209 OT - Somehow Disney World - yes, that Disney - continues to have an overtly "celebrate the birth of Christ" Christmas spectacular each year, this year with Chris Pratt reading the Gospel & delivering a homily. Long video, but nice to have on in the background & listen to.

https://tinyurl.com/ybex89hx

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

210 The standard for history, and much of the world today on many things, makes me uncomfortable. History is so very itchy and full of excruciatingly hard labor. And disease and starvation. Many bad, uncomfortable things.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (t849v)



And whatever you do, don't break your leg. Or get an infected tooth.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (NLLmE)

211
What be cans?

I mean, I know what they are, but I didn't know anyone tried to hunt with them.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (p6e8W)

212 Sidebar - If I could live on one of Regent's ships for a decade as a passenger, with all the accouterments luxury cabins provide, I would.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (bUjCl)

213 Isn't Hillary still alive? How can Joe Biden now be most qualified?

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (t849v)

214 Thanks to Biden, they sell minty-flavored food-grade paste at Sam's. Tide Pod flavor, too.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (RuIsu)

215 208 As a peace offering she should show us her tits...

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (BXMxN)

216 The standard for history, and much of the world today on many things, makes me uncomfortable. History is so very itchy and full of excruciatingly hard labor. And disease and starvation. Many bad, uncomfortable things.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (t849v)


And whatever you do, don't break your leg. Or get an infected tooth.
Posted by: eleven


Reason why beards were popular. An infected cut meant a death sentence.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (c3AZU)

217 Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"

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That's going to be my new watchword.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)

218 Sheep were easy

Sheep lie!

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (p+Wdc)

219 I like Meggie. I know she hates Trump, but she's pretty and has the stones to confront those she-beasts everyday.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (7+QLY)

220 Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"

And then they dropped Behar with a tranquilizer dart and muzzled her.

Posted by: The narrator at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (Z04f8)

221 #204. Soccer moms. The bane of our society

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (OLCnA)

222 I mean, I know what they are, but I didn't know anyone tried to hunt with them.

Well, I take that back. My buddies daughter hunts with a really nice set, but I didn't think they were helping her any.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (p6e8W)

223 200-odd comments in and I realize no one has mentioned the movie The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

I'd have expected it from Bander or TJM.

You're slipping, boys.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (kqsXK)

224 ...you don't think BigMac can take Behar in 2 rounds ?
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Sweep the leg. You've seen what it does to Redskins QBs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)

225 >>You guys can have your own thresholds but if McCain came out and said that she has been wasting her time trying to make peace with lefties and she's done--and she even slightly apologizes for treating conservatives as if they were the crazy relatives Gothic lords had to hide in attics, I could accept that.

When she does something even remotely like that I'll decide. I won't be holding my breath though.

She's her father's daughter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

226 And whatever you do, don't break your leg. Or get an infected tooth.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (NLLmE)

Yeah, i always thought getting your leg sawed off would really hurt. Until you passed out I guess.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (+6jVU)

227 And then they dropped Behar with a tranquilizer dart and muzzled her.

Posted by: The narrator at December 04, 2018 10:29 AM (Z04f

Were Marlin and Jim on scene?

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (cxHbL)

228 223

That was one weird movie.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (0RwOR)

229 Reason why beards were popular. An infected cut meant a death sentence.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:28 AM (c3AZU)

a) beards were popular because they were / are awesome

and

b) Am I just a freak with this infection stuff? I've never had an infected cut in my entire life, yet people talk about it all the time. Granted, we have access to soap and bandaids, but I can't help but feel like the 'AHHHH INFECTION' thing might be a little overplayed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (GBteo)

230 Cold Steel makes (or made) two spears for pig hunting.
One is a classic medieval-style boar spear, the other was a lighter model designed for throwing with a lovely leaf-head spear.

I....may own one or two of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (bcbK8)

231 "Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control""

How dare someone have a different view!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (hLRSq)

232 what is the IQ of people that actually like The View? Good God.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM (+6jVU)
---
Driving to work this morning, I was thinking that the Dems have a corner on blocs of the people known for low IQs.

High-school dropouts overwhelmingly vote for Dems. And the Dems are now courting and promoting the convict vote. Convicts having a long-standing correlation with low intelligence.

Imagine decrying a difference of opinion of policy as "evil" while courting the vote of someone who just has yet to stab someone again--they *might* be reformed, sure. But they also might be between violent crimes.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:32 AM (vDqXW)

233 213 Isn't Hillary still alive? How can Joe Biden now be most qualified?
----------------------
He rides on the Acela. Only the most qualified do that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:32 AM (2LelM)

234 How dare someone have a different view!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (hLRSq)
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I know!

Posted by: Dems everywhere at December 04, 2018 10:32 AM (vDqXW)

235 223 200-odd comments in and I realize no one has mentioned the movie The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

I'd have expected it from Bander or TJM.

You're slipping, boys.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (kqsXK)

Well I kinda hate that movie.

I will mention that the director of Delicatessen made the transcendent Amelie, which single-handedly changed my opinion on French cinema.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (bcbK8)

236 Suppressors/silencers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:26 AM (c3AZU)

I read someplace that in some areas bears will actually flock toward the sound of gunfire, because they have learned that sound means that somebody just shot a deer and there's fresh meat there now. Hunters have to be warned about this, as it's rather a dangerous situration: You bag a deer and go to collect the kill and a hungry bear is there first. Or sometimes more than one. Not sure how true that is in the real world.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (8tNRg)

237 I don't hold a grudge. If you become functional against the left, then I'm with you.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:27 AM


If through the process of osmosis Meghan becomes an actual conservative and not an 'aisle-crossing' 'tard like her father, then I'm good. She seems to have married a non-cuck conservative.

I've only watched a few minutes of 'The View' before hitting the remote. But if a 76 year old Joy can't stay on topic before veering into Trump hate territory and has to throw a hissy-fit when called out -- then you can see the level of Trump derangement the left has.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (e7O7B)

238 "Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control""
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That's what I've been saying. Bitches need control.

Posted by: Joy's Pimp at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (vDqXW)

239 Sweep the leg. You've seen what it does to Redskins QBs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)

hmm, let's not encourage some flimflam football maneuvers

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (bUjCl)

240 "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most
qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause
at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country
today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked
on my whole life."

===========================
Joe has spent his entire life groping for the truth. So far, bupkis

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (Pqytn)

241 This Nevertrump - Pierre Omidyar thing needs a lot more play.

The Cuck Brigade - Kristol, Goldberg, Boot, etc.etc. conspired with a foreign-born billionaire to undermine our elections and undermine an American President.


Omidyar's money propped up Egg McMuffin.


Who else is on Omidyar's leash cashing in their "principles" for those sweet , sweet eBay checks?


Erickson? Tapper? Patterico?


Posted by: mikeyG at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (LL1Be)

242 I grew up in a small town in upstate NY. The local hotel during hunting season had all kinds of deer hanging from the porch. Most shot by "city folk" from NYC area. I don't know if they know what to do with them after that. Probably were donated to a local food bank. But hunting on the first day was an experience for a 15 year old. Gun shots all around you, and it was cold and snowy. Dad always gave me a couple Hersey bars to keep me going. I was actually quite successful, and learned how to cut open a deer and gut it, before getting it to the car, the hardest part...

Posted by: Colin at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (/qD8A)

243 b) Am I just a freak with this infection stuff? I've never had an infected cut in my entire life, yet people talk about it all the time. Granted, we have access to soap and bandaids, but I can't help but feel like the 'AHHHH INFECTION' thing might be a little overplayed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Think back to when you might bathe once every two weeks/a month/six months.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (c3AZU)

244 Looks like y'all remembered your adderall this morning. Well done!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (0RwOR)

245 Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"- referring to Meghan McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y9wvvcpf
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 10:14 AM (hECVl)
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Wow. How professional.

What's amazing about that article is that by the time you get to the bottom of it, McCain is the one with the "awful behavior." Unbelievable.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (U5tDi)

246

This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (Zi/Yv)

247 I worked with a guy who went boar hunting. Had someone video him killing one and he used to watch the video over and over again. He was one scary dude for a number of reasons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (OLCnA)

248 I read someplace that in some areas bears will actually flock toward the sound of gunfire, because they have learned that sound means that somebody just shot a deer and there's fresh meat there now. Hunters have to be warned about this, as it's rather a dangerous situration: You bag a deer and go to collect the kill and a hungry bear is there first. Or sometimes more than one. Not sure how true that is in the real world.

That's a real thing. Happened this year, couple hunters were quartering out an elk and got attacked by a sow. I think the one guy, the guide, got killed. Hog-leg pistol was ten yards away on his pack.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (p6e8W)

249 Fun fact: Carracci later change his name to Chiam Soutine and painted this: https://tinyurl.com/yd6qj3f9
Posted by: Kris at December 04, 2018 09:35 AM (OyyDO)

Chiam Soutine sounds like a soup.

Posted by: Post Apocalyptic Californian at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (7PLM4)

250 "Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control""
---
That's what I've been saying. Bitches need control.
Posted by: Joy's Pimp


About that; you're in big trouble buddy.

Posted by: ASPCA at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (Z04f8)

251 She's her father's daughter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:30 AM (/tuJf)

I feel the same way about her. I have low expectations. However, you fight wars with the allies you have, not the allies you wish you had. She's does well as a weapon against the left when she's pointed in the right direction.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (8tNRg)

252 How can Joe Biden now be most qualified?

When Joe Biden is being as straight with you as he can, you know his lips are moving.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (Ydn2k)

253 non vediamo il tuo gatto andare via

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (JFO2v)

254 I worked in the meat department of a medium sized gracer in high school.. mostly slicing lunch meats (and my fingers), but occasionally cutting up frying chickens, et.. it was fun.

I watched them butcher a lot of meat using the band saw and stuff, but never got into that part..

I wish I had paid more attention.. not sure why.. but it's nice to know where different cuts of meat come from.

And cuts of meat sure have changed over the years! When I was growing up, we used to be able to buy whole sirloin steaks... filet and bone included. You cannot find that cut any longer.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (so+oy)

255 I will mention that the director of Delicatessen made the transcendent Amelie, which single-handedly changed my opinion on French cinema.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (bcbK


I've never seen Amelie.

I have seen, I think, three French films in my life - Monsieur Hulot's Holiday (which, IMO, gets tedious really fast), La Grande Illusion (because, well, Erich von Stroheim) and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (because I'm a sappy, hapless romantic).

OK, four - The Artist, though filmed in America, was helmed by a Frenchman.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (kqsXK)

256 Think back to when you might bathe once every two weeks/a month/six months.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (c3AZU)

I do take a lot of showers, that's true.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (GBteo)

257 You know, I'd rather have Biden than Hillary or Behar.

He's an idiot but I'll take stupid over evil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (bcbK8)

258 166 Cold Steel sells a boar spear for hog hunting.
----------------
Can't believe they'd sell many...at least not to sane people.


I know, right? I mean, if you're going to hunt with a spear, the only sensible thing is to make your own. With a hand-knapped point and a natural sinew binding.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (qc+VF)

259 Joy Behar screams off the air, "Get this Bitch Under Control"

I'm submitting my resume as we speak!

Posted by: Kareem Hunt at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (Ydn2k)

260 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2018 10:36 AM (kqsXK)

If you like sappy romance, do yourself a favor and watch Amelie.

It's like spun sugar and magic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (bcbK8)

261 France: Come for the cool centrist, stay for the riots.

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (QkjLD)

262 Cold Steel makes (or made) two spears for pig hunting.
One is a classic medieval-style boar spear, the other was a lighter model designed for throwing with a lovely leaf-head spear.

I....may own one or two of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


They have, or had, a whole line of spears. Medieval, Masai, Shaka Zulu short spear, long spear, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (c3AZU)

263 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (Zi/Yv)

Arcturus?

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (cxHbL)

264 I've only watched a few minutes of 'The View' before hitting the remote. But if a 76 year old Joy can't stay on topic before veering into Trump hate territory and has to throw a hissy-fit when called out -- then you can see the level of Trump derangement the left has.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 10:33 AM (e7O7B)
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I saw this on Twitchy last night. The left is all lathery about McCain wanting to control other people's speech. They've even cued the "hypocrite" loop, you know because conservatives talk about liberals *actually*, *legally* or *institutionally* shutting up other views.

And yet you hear the left complain about "whataboutism", and Behar can't take criticism that in talking about Bush Sr.'s death, she can't stay on the topic of Bush Sr.

The left's complaints about "whataboutism" is the same as all their complaints: paper thin.

Besides, I have a really developed argument against the "whataboutism" complaint.

Posted by: Joy's Pimp at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (vDqXW)

265 246

https://tinyurl.com/y8c4y8k6

well it was not Uranus!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (JFO2v)

266 You know, I'd rather have Biden than Hillary or Behar.

He's an idiot but I'll take stupid over evil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


It amazes me after all this time that people still think that Biden is merely stupid. He is as evil and vicious as they come. Evil geniuses exist in movies.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (Z04f8)

267 247 I worked with a guy who went boar hunting. Had someone video him killing one and he used to watch the video over and over again. He was one scary dude for a number of reasons
-----------------------
The last place you want to be is in the woods on opening day of deer season. I worked on a survey crew and had a hunter shoot across our ine to down a cow. He came running at us, then realized he shot a cow and reversed course rapidly. Nary a word about us humans. I think alcohol may have been involved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (2LelM)

268 Amelie is a fun movie and Audrey Tautou is worth watching

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (OLCnA)

269 I do not care for Venison, although I hunt each year and donate the meat if I am successful. I love Elk, very tasty - in my opinion better than beef in many ways. It is just too difficult to hunt Elk at my age. Antelope, is awful.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (gmo/4)

270 >>This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

Likely not a star. Probably Venus.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:39 AM (/tuJf)

271 And cuts of meat sure have changed over the years!
When I was growing up, we used to be able to buy whole sirloin steaks...
filet and bone included. You cannot find that cut any longer.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:35 AM (so+oy)

Good times. I de-boned a lot of beef shanks. It used to go in chopped meat. also, flank steak was considered junk. now...yikes. expensive.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:39 AM (+6jVU)

272 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

Venus.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:39 AM (Ydn2k)

273 When a woman becomes in-mountable they go full Joy Behar. Its science.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (2LelM)

274 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?
Posted by: Soothsayer


I think the correct answer is Venus. Everyone here will say Uranus though.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (c3AZU)

275 262 Cold Steel makes (or made) two spears for pig hunting.
One is a classic medieval-style boar spear, the other was a lighter model designed for throwing with a lovely leaf-head spear.

I....may own one or two of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


They have, or had, a whole line of spears. Medieval, Masai, Shaka Zulu short spear, long spear, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (c3AZU)

Yep, yep yep, yep.
And polearms: like poleaxes, halberds, a lancer's lance and Longaxes.

They don't get used much or at all, but they make me happy.
..

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (bcbK8)

276 Invoking whataboutism is basically ab admission of hypocrisy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (t849v)

277 non vediamo il tuo gatto andare via


We don't see your cat walking on the road?

(Cheating is easier but less fun)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

278 I like choo-choo trains! Joe Biden, Presidential material..

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (gmo/4)

279 They have, or had, a whole line of spears. Medieval, Masai, Shaka Zulu short spear, long spear, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (c3AZU)

So we are allow to talk about spear chunkers now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (JFO2v)

280 Soccer moms. The bane of our society
"I like Meg. She's pretty and fights"
"I like Joy. She a prog like me and hates Trump!"
blah blah blah - mean girl, meanest girl bullshit

Meanwhile, America goes down the shitter.

Newsflash: Meggie McCain does not believe in anything other than Meggie McCain, ladies.


Posted by: mikeyG at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (LL1Be)

281 261 France: Come for the cool centrist, stay for the riots.
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 10:37 AM (QkjLD)



My next invention: Parisian riot tourism.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (NLLmE)

282 Un-mountable not in-mountable. Fuck spell check.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (2LelM)

283 The last place you want to be is in the woods on opening day of deer season. I worked on a survey crew and had a hunter shoot across our ine to down a cow. He came running at us, then realized he shot a cow and reversed course rapidly. Nary a word about us humans. I think alcohol may have been involved.
Posted by: Puddin Head

My BiL met some idiot in the woods ad the guy said something about "sound shots". That's right, he and his friends were shooting at sounds, not actual deer sightings. my BiL un-assed that area fast.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (Z04f8)

284 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (GBteo)

Also, shaving is kind of a pain in the ass, especially when it's cold outside and you have a neighboring town to pillage. I mean, who're you trying to impress while you're firing the thatch roofs and dragging the women away?

Posted by: Vanya at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (7PLM4)

285 Amelie is a fun movie and Audrey Tautou is worth watching
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (OLCnA)

I endorse both of these opinions.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (IqOTP)

286 278 I like choo-choo trains! Joe Biden, Presidential material..
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (gmo/4)

Thank heaven for lil girls

Posted by: Uncle Joes Attic at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (JFO2v)

287 That's because you guys never solve problems, you just 'fight' and 'work' on them. You'll be 'fighting' the same problems 30 years from too, if your party still exists.

Here in NJ, Gov Murphy is always posting things like he 'stands with' oppressed groups, and he's 'fighting for' other groups.

What this means is he's screwing ordinary American taxpayers. paying for illegals in college and in court, giving licenses to illegals, and demanding that the cops turn a blind eye to illegal criminals and cooperating with ICE

Posted by: McCool at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (Izjjo)

288 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?


a ) That's no moon

b ) The dawning of the Age of Aquarius

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (OLCnA)

289 268 Amelie is a fun movie and Audrey Tautou is worth watching
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (OLCnA)

===========

True, but The Very Long Engagement (same star/director) is even better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (q8oeS)

290 266 You know, I'd rather have Biden than Hillary or Behar.

He's an idiot but I'll take stupid over evil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


It amazes me after all this time that people still think that Biden is merely stupid. He is as evil and vicious as they come. Evil geniuses exist in movies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (Z04f

He has ambition and viciousness, but if he's a genius, I'LL eat the paste.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK8)

291 One day I will own a bit of land somewhere and build a house, and every morning I can go out and spend thirty minutes chucking spears and axes into a target.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (wCmLp)

292 Amelie is a fun movie and Audrey Tautou is worth watching

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (OLCnA)
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Agree.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (vDqXW)

293 My next invention: Parisian riot tourism.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (NLLmE)

I am waiting for Pantifa on Ice!

Posted by: Uncle Joes Attic at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

294 289 268 Amelie is a fun movie and Audrey Tautou is worth watching
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (OLCnA)

===========

True, but The Very Long Engagement (same star/director) is even better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:41 AM (q8oeS)

The Very Long Engagement lacks the fun magical realism of Amelie. It is a very good soporific, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK8)

295

Dammit. Why didn't I think to take a pic of Venus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (Zi/Yv)

296 If you like sappy romance, do yourself a favor and watch Amelie.

It's like spun sugar and magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

...............

Yes.. even just visually it is a joy to watch.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:43 AM (so+oy)

297 My next invention: Parisian riot tourism.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (NLLmE)

The Teutonic Knights used to have Crusader Tourism in the Baltic areas, back when they were... Um... Attempting to bring the wisdom and mercy of Our Risen Savior to the pagans who lived there.

Posted by: Vanya at December 04, 2018 10:43 AM (7PLM4)

298 I think the correct answer is Venus. Everyone here will say Uranus though.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (c3AZU)


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:43 AM (+6jVU)

299 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?
---
I'm a star. Wanna see the moon?

Posted by: Kneel, De Ass, Tyson at December 04, 2018 10:43 AM (vDqXW)

300 It never ceases to puzzle me how a worthless person like Joy Behar can have a paying job.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)

301 294
The Very Long Engagement lacks the fun magical realism of Amelie. It is a very good soporific, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK

==========

Not at all.

It's touching with just the right amount of minimalist quirk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (q8oeS)

302 You know, I'd rather have Biden than Hillary or Behar.

He's an idiot but I'll take stupid over evil.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


It amazes me after all this time that people still think that Biden is merely stupid. He is as evil and vicious as they come. Evil geniuses exist in movies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (Z04f

He has ambition and viciousness, but if he's a genius, I'LL eat the paste.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


That's not what I said. Evil geniuses exist in movies. Biden is evil. he's not smart. The notion of evil vs. stupid is false; that fucker is both.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (Z04f8)

303 >>The last place you want to be is in the woods on opening day of deer season. I worked on a survey crew and had a hunter shoot across our ine to down a cow. He came running at us, then realized he shot a cow and reversed course rapidly. Nary a word about us humans. I think alcohol may have been involved.

Deer season was a scary time when my parents had their farm in Vermont. The horses had to be put out in the pastures with orange blankets because there were lots of drunk hunters who would shoot at anything that moved.

We used to find liquor bottles in the woods all over the property despite the signs and my mother actually came upon a hunter in a crude platform in a tree on their property when she was out for a walk with the dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (/tuJf)

304 291 One day I will own a bit of land somewhere and build a house, and every morning I can go out and spend thirty minutes chucking spears and axes into a target.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (wCmLp)

I do that here in my apartment green area. Cuts down on Jehovahs Witnesses and Mormans.

Posted by: Uncle Joes Attic at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (JFO2v)

305 He has ambition and viciousness, but if he's a genius, I'LL eat the paste.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK

Obama isn't all that smart either. But he was the willing, effective sock puppet for a cabal of thoroughly evil smart people.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (8tNRg)

306 France: Come for the cool centrist, stay for the riots Protests Flambé.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

307 b) Am I just a freak with this infection stuff? I've never had an infected cut in my entire life, yet people talk about it all the time. Granted, we have access to soap and bandaids, but I can't help but feel like the 'AHHHH INFECTION' thing might be a little overplayed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I have had two abcessed teeth. I absolutely believe that either would have killed me without at least 19th century medicine.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (ZfRYq)

308 un sock it to me

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (JFO2v)

309 291 One day I will own a bit of land somewhere and build a house, and every morning I can go out and spend thirty minutes chucking spears and axes into a target.
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There is a beauty in the symbioses of spear chuckers. Once they can no longer can throw the spear they have lost their teeth so there is no great loss. From Chucker to Gummy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (2LelM)

310 305 He has ambition and viciousness, but if he's a genius, I'LL eat the paste.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK

Obama isn't all that smart either. But he was the willing, effective sock puppet for a cabal of thoroughly evil smart people.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (8tNRg)

Well that's a good point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (bcbK8)

311 296 If you like sappy romance, do yourself a favor and watch Amelie.

It's like spun sugar and magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

...............

Yes.. even just visually it is a joy to watch.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:43 AM (so+oy)

============

"Quinze!"
-Amelie referring to...something

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (q8oeS)

312 Sean Davis @seanmdav
22h
Given @MaxBoot's support for the disastrous Arab Spring, I think maybe the most remarkable thing about the ongoing anti-Macron French uprising is that Boot finally found anti-regime revolutionaries he doesn't want the American military to arm.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 10:45 AM (BqBId)

313

Was Venus the "North star" in the Bible?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 10:45 AM (Zi/Yv)

314 295




Dammit. Why didn't I think to take a pic of Venus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (Zi/Yv)

always liked the statue Venus de Milo. I thought that she couldn't get all huggy and shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:45 AM (+6jVU)

315 That's not what I said. Evil geniuses exist in movies. Biden is evil. he's not smart. The notion of evil vs. stupid is false; that fucker is both.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (Z04f

My apologies, I missed that 'movies' context.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (bcbK8)

316 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?
1. Rama - here for the rendezvous
2. SMOD, coming in fast

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

317 The Very Long Engagement lacks the fun magical realism of Amelie. It is a very good soporific, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK
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I doubt it would beat Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Wererabbit as a sedative though.

Slept through it in the theater, slept through it when my kids rented it on video. My brother loved Wallace and Grommit, so I tried to watch it both times.

Could. not.

Posted by: Kneel, De Ass, Tyson at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (vDqXW)

318 310
Obama isn't all that smart either. But he was the willing, effective sock puppet for a cabal of thoroughly evil smart people.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (8tNRg)

Well that's a good point
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (bcbK

===========

Personnel is policy.

The only way a Democratic president will avoid being as destructive as Obama is if they don't come from the establishment and never ingratiate themselves to it.

I kind of think that Sanders would be the least destructive because of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (q8oeS)

319 "Quinze!"
-Amelie referring to...something



The Louis between Quatorze and Seize.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (fuK7c)

320 I have had two abcessed teeth. I absolutely believe that either would have killed me without at least 19th century medicine.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (ZfRYq)

Let's see... Whiskey... Gauze... Pliers...

Posted by: Vanya, Aspiring Dentist at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (7PLM4)

321 300 It never ceases to puzzle me how a worthless person like Joy Behar can have a paying job.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)

It shows you just how little most women setting in front of that show actually know about the real world.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

322 We used to find liquor bottles in the woods all over the property despite the signs and my mother actually came upon a hunter in a crude platform in a tree on their property when she was out for a walk with the dogs.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (/tuJf)

While it may sound fun, guns and alcohol don't actually mix well.

Kind of like snowmobiles and alcohol.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:47 AM (GBteo)

323 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

There are some nice phone apps that will detect your location and draw a sky map that you can hold up and match to visible objects.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 04, 2018 10:47 AM (qc+VF)

324 I think the correct answer is Venus. Everyone here will say Uranus though.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (c3AZU)
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Uranus!

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 10:47 AM (7p3A+)

325 324 I think the correct answer is Venus. Everyone here will say Uranus though.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (c3AZU)
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Uranus!
Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 10:47 AM (7p3A+)

Uranus!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (q8oeS)

326 Audrey Tautou is in another movie that I like but very different from Amelie. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. Starts about a woman having an affair with a married man then stops in the middle of the movie rewinds to the beginning and retells the story from a different perspective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (OLCnA)

327 What if a man wanted a "bitch" under control?

I mean a man with a Y-chromosome of course.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (vDqXW)

328 I think the correct answer is Venus. Everyone here will say Uranus though.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (c3AZU)
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Uranus!



Joan Collins!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (fuK7c)

329 I have had two abcessed teeth. I absolutely believe that either would have killed me without at least 19th century medicine.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (ZfRYq)

Yeah, that's possible.

The only real medical issues I've had are broken bones. which I guess could have been problematic if not set properly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (GBteo)

330 249 Chiam Soutine sounds like a soup.

...poured over french fries.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (NmR1a)

331 Let's see... Whiskey... Gauze... Pliers...

Posted by: Vanya, Aspiring Dentist at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (7PLM4)

or tequila, string, bumper of car.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (+6jVU)

332 Uranus!

Posted by: Everyone Here at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (vDqXW)

333 It never ceases to puzzle me how a worthless person like Joy Behar can have a paying job.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)

It shows you just how little most women setting in front of that show actually know about the real world.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Yet their vote cancels yours.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (c3AZU)

334 I am grateful for the butcher. If I had to do it myself, I'd probably be a vegetarian.

Posted by: Chris M at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (eAZVt)

335 It amazes me after all this time that people still think that Biden is merely stupid. He is as evil and vicious as they come. Evil geniuses exist in movies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (Z04f


You mean like when that malignant fuck was running his bitch mouth about the poor truck driving guy whom his idiot first wife pulled her car out in front of, resulting in her death, had been drinking despite there being no mention of that in the police report that determined she was at fault? The daughter had to get a judge to make him STFU about that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (y7DUB)

336 Good times. I de-boned a lot of beef shanks. It used to go in chopped meat. also, flank steak was considered junk. now...yikes. expensive.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
...........

I know! I used to get beef shanks for the crock pot.. but no more! They have become "trendy"! and these cuts are also are in demand in china and other places in Asia..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (so+oy)

337 Was Venus the "North star" in the Bible?

It can't ever be a North Star. It could be a West Star, to the three Wise Men, but they'd have to travel quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (Y9zp1)

338 I like choo-choo trains! Joe Biden, Presidential material.

-
He'll do for the U.S. what Moonbeam has done for California.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

339
I kind of think that Sanders would be the least destructive because of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (q8oeS)

I think that's probably true. He wouldn't win. But if somehow, he did, he would be at odds with the entire Dem "establishment" in the same way that Trump is with the GOPe but even more so, to the point where he would be pretty ineffective and almost harmless.The infighting and sabotage would be epic to watch. Party would be torn apart. Maybe we should actually wish for a president Sanders.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (8tNRg)

340 The only real medical issues I've had are broken bones. which I guess could have been problematic if not set properly.
-------------------
Did you play for the Redskins?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:50 AM (2LelM)

341 This morning next to the Moon was a very bright star. What was it?

I'm your fire.

Posted by: Venus at December 04, 2018 10:50 AM (kqsXK)

342 While it may sound fun, guns and alcohol don't actually mix well.

Kind of like snowmobiles and alcohol.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Ice fishing is entirely different.

"Did you hear a 'crack' noise?"


"Sure! Let's crack open another one!"

Posted by: What could go wrong? at December 04, 2018 10:50 AM (Z04f8)

343 What if a man wanted a "bitch" under control?



Same result as white guy who uses the word n**ger in any context.


The Left's Social Eugenics program continues apace.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 04, 2018 10:50 AM (LL1Be)

344 Yeah, that's possible.

The only real medical issues I've had are broken bones. which I guess could have been problematic if not set properly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


That would be a fun thread.

"What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, & 1870's?"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (c3AZU)

345 I treated myself to a nice carving knife last week. Finally I can slice meats correctly. So there's that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (2LelM)

346 In both snowmobiling and ice fishing, the alcohol is required to keep your blood from freezing. It's science!

Posted by: Chris M at December 04, 2018 10:52 AM (eAZVt)

347 It amazes me after all this time that people still think that Biden is merely stupid. He is as evil and vicious as they come. Evil geniuses exist in movies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:38 AM (Z04f

You mean like when that malignant fuck was running his bitch mouth about the poor truck driving guy whom his idiot first wife pulled her car out in front of, resulting in her death, had been drinking despite there being no mention of that in the police report that determined she was at fault? The daughter had to get a judge to make him STFU about that.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Exactly that. And he was one of the dem candidates sidelining reporters. And he took money from Centrust AS it was going under.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 04, 2018 10:52 AM (Z04f8)

348 ame result as white guy who uses the word n**ger in any context.

The Left's Social Eugenics program continues apace.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 04, 2018 10:50 AM (LL1Be)

Ahem.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 04, 2018 10:52 AM (7PLM4)

349 "What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, & 1870's?"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (c3AZU)


Well, I wouldn't worry about hackers, that's for sure.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 10:52 AM (ZfRYq)

350 339
I think that's probably true. He wouldn't win. But if somehow, he did, he would be at odds with the entire Dem "establishment" in the same way that Trump is with the GOPe but even more so, to the point where he would be pretty ineffective and almost harmless.The infighting and sabotage would be epic to watch. Party would be torn apart. Maybe we should actually wish for a president Sanders.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (8tNRg)

=============

His inner circle would be hardcore socialist who would enter into power plays against the establishment. It would eat up a lot of time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:53 AM (q8oeS)

351 I know! I used to get beef shanks for the crock
pot.. but no more! They have become "trendy"! and these cuts are also
are in demand in china and other places in Asia..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (so+oy)

Man the butchers I worked with were a crazy bunch. laughing, fucking around all the time. when it was slow we went in the cooler and threw knives in to the wood wall. Punched sides of beef. i can still use a Steele like a champ.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:53 AM (+6jVU)

352 Well, I wouldn't worry about hackers, that's for sure.

You might if you were stationed in Tripoli.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 10:53 AM (Y9zp1)

353 Well, I wouldn't worry about hackers, that's for sure.
Posted by: blaster


Apaches were hackers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:53 AM (c3AZU)

354 His inner circle would be hardcore socialist who would enter into power plays against the establishment. It would eat up a lot of time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 04, 2018 10:53 AM (q8oeS)


Yeah, no.

That isn't how that would work at all.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 10:54 AM (ZfRYq)

355 Let's see... Whiskey... Gauze... Pliers...

Posted by: Vanya, Aspiring Dentist at December 04, 2018 10:46 AM (7PLM4)

or tequila, string, bumper of car.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:48 AM (+6jVU)


Moe Howard's got you covered (at 9:45) -

https://tinyurl.com/y82nozxg

Posted by: Venus at December 04, 2018 10:54 AM (kqsXK)

356 338 I like choo-choo trains! Joe Biden, Presidential material.

-
He'll do for the U.S. what Moonbeam has done for California.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)


Unlike Obama, he is neither clean nor articulate and can't run a Slurpee machine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 10:54 AM (L1Zsl)

357 "What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, & 1870's?"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (c3AZU)

Sunken boat salvage on breath hold. Maybe a weighted barrel for a lung refill. I would probably be dead.

Posted by: Vanya at December 04, 2018 10:54 AM (7PLM4)

358 Hrmm Cannibal Bob and butchers, who would've guessed.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 10:55 AM (t849v)

359 OregonMuse, are you here? They're listening to us!

Geneva Conventions Amended to Include Ban on "The Christmas Shoes."

https://tinyurl.com/y9gcwuf9

(Link goes to Babylon Bee.)

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 10:55 AM (U5tDi)

360 Its a clear, crisp, cold day here in the Pac NW. Just took the tick magnet out for his morning constitutional and I witnessed one of the neat things about this area. Three separate formations of geese probably totaling 300-400 birds. Beautiful.
Fortunately I didn't have to look straight up to see them...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 10:56 AM (0tfLf)

361 I'll be as straight with as I can- you have nothing to fear from me in the White House...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2018 10:56 AM (Y9zp1)

362 Mornin' Horde!

Just back from the dentist, getting a temporary crown. Now waiting for the novocaine to wear off. Such an odd sensation when the numbness reaches your nose.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 04, 2018 10:56 AM (+F0Wk)

363 I'd probably get stuck farming (family business) if we were in the 19th century, or I'd go to be a soldier.

God knows not much call for software test engineers before software

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK8)

364 That would be a fun thread.



"What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, 1870's?"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (c3AZU)


Nothing I do would exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 10:57 AM (9Om/r)

365

NOOD.

Macaca.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 10:57 AM (L1Zsl)

366 Nothing I do would exist.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 10:57 AM (9Om/r)

Berserker bringin' the existentialism early this morning

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 10:58 AM (IqOTP)

367 Spooky shit - Alex Smith breaks his leg 33 years to the day that Theisman broke his. But Thiesman broke his on Monday Night Football. So 33 years and week of Monday Night games Colt McCoy breaks his leg on MNF. The only thing missing is a Redskins QB breaking his leg to a Giant LB. Redskins play the Giants next week. Condolences for Dirty Sanchez are in order.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2018 10:58 AM (2LelM)

368 19th century. One side of the family were doctors.

Other side my grandfather had to leave school at age 10 to support his family. He worked in a boiler factory.

Little boys would crawl inside the boilers and hold rivets while the men outside hammered them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:59 AM (fuK7c)

369 Ah, much better than the painting by the Dutch guy of the pig carcass. The sheep's head may just be a treat for the dog. Some butchers throw the unusable bits on the floor for that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 10:59 AM (/qEW2)

370 What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, & 1870's?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:51 AM (c3AZU)

Like subbranch Africa today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 10:59 AM (JFO2v)

371 Moe Howard's got you covered (at 9:45) -



https://tinyurl.com/y82nozxg



Posted by: Venus at December 04, 2018 10:54 AM (kqsXK)

hilarious!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 04, 2018 10:59 AM (+6jVU)

372 "What would your job and life be like in the 1840's, 1850's, 1860's, 1870's?"

The guy living here was farming and running the local iron furnace. I'd probably be working for him.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 11:00 AM (Y9zp1)

373 I want to drop out of a tree with a knife onto a deer's back, like Tarzan.

Posted by: irright at December 04, 2018 10:11 AM (pMGkg)

-----

One of my good friends growing up attempted to pull off that maneuver dozens of times.

She never quite made it, but got damn close a couple times.

Posted by: Thought Leader at December 04, 2018 11:00 AM (AzW6q)

374 Off, Goldberg sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2018 11:00 AM (AzW6q)

375 I'd be dead. Born prematurely, cholesteatoma, tuberculosis, other things I've since forgotten, not to mention what I would've got without vaccines. But assuming not dead, I'd probably have joined the army or done something like accounting or banking. If it was in the US that'd be fairly safe.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 11:00 AM (t849v)

376 subbranch

Sub Saharan

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2018 11:00 AM (JFO2v)

377 Annibale is a dude?!? WTF?

Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at December 04, 2018 11:01 AM (/qEW2)

378
How dare someone have a different view!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 10:31 AM (hLRSq)





There's a reason they call the show THE View.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 11:02 AM (veoSD)

379 Annibale is a dude?!? WTF?
Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at December 04, 2018 11:01 AM (/qEW2)

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As was Hannibal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2018 11:02 AM (AzW6q)

380 243 b) Am I just a freak with this infection stuff? I've never had an infected cut in my entire life, yet people talk about it all the time. Granted, we have access to soap and bandaids, but I can't help but feel like the 'AHHHH INFECTION' thing might be a little overplayed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Think back to when you might bathe once every two weeks/a month/six months.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 10:34 AM (c3AZU)


Local environment has a lot to do with it, too.

In the desert or in the winter, hardly any of my cuts get infected. I don't mess with dressings or band-aids until the work day is done, unless it won't stop bleeding.

Now, when I was in Panama, I can remember getting thorns out in the jungle in the afternoon and in the evening those were nice and juicy with pus.

Warm and wet matters*.

* Intentional phrasing.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 04, 2018 11:02 AM (di1hb)

381 Thigh high boot news.

https://bit.ly/2Srfqgk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2018 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

382 nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK8)

383 and speaking of immigrant deer hunters (sorta) ... remember the Hmong hunter from Laos that killed 6 other hunters in Wisconsin a decade back? Diversity.

hunters at my place did well this year ... 9, 10, 12 points, all archery. Several food plots for the deer ... and they like my soybeans and various horticultural appetizers. The three counties around me are the "golden triangle" they say ... for deer. I don't care for the gamey taste, but mixed with half pork, can make good sausage.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 11:07 AM (Cus5s)

384 Eweeee

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2018 11:11 AM (U7Mh9)

385 We don't see your cat walking on the road?



(Cheating is easier but less fun)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 10:40 AM (fuK7c)

"We don't see your cat, go away!"
(it may have been a typo for "andate")

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 11:52 AM (DJFLF)

386 Newsflash: Meggie McCain does not believe in anything other than Meggie McCain, ladies.
This may be the case; however it doesn't nullify the fact that she is one of the precious few counter-left voices in popular culture. As much as we hate it, The View is a popular show, and the slackjaw audience just drinks in what they experience there. So let them experience some counter-#resistance talk for once. Who knows, it may stick.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 11:54 AM (DJFLF)

387 I think I'll have a butchers @ tha PIC............hmmm V. Little blood...posers OR Halal Nagalalelians......
I doan see no TURKEYS.....we will just have to gobble our own meat this week.......OK 2 kidneys,a liver,pancreas,sweetbreads,tripe,tongue and we are all done.......signed planned parentals!!!

OH and some "nuts" to roast over an open fire.

Posted by: saf at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (5IHGB)

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