Poll: Jake Tapper One of the Most Distrusted "Reporters" In America

Nolte says he's the very most distrusted "journalist," but that's a little debatable.

Here's his thinking:

A Morning Consult poll shows CNN's Jake Tapper is the most mistrusted journalist in America.
The poll surveyed 2,206 adults, has a margin of error of plus or minus two percent, and asked a number of questions about the news media in general and 50 specific American media personalities specifically.
When asked "How much do you trust the following" media personality, 35 percent said of Tapper "not much" or "not at all." This high level of mistrust for Tapper placed the left-wing CNN anchor in tenth place on a list of the most mistrusted media personalities.

What is notable, though, is that Tapper is the only so-called "journalist" on that top ten list.

I think Nolte means "reporter." "Journalist" is a more expansive term, and includes things like opinion writers.

The others are people like Rachel Maddow, Sean Hannity, Mika Brzezinski, and other pundits/partisan commentators.

The only other two people who could be argued to be "reporters" (at least they'd argue this) are Don Lemon and Shep Smith, who are also in the top ten most distrusted.

So, depending on how you categorize these people, Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or third most distrusted "reporter" in America, narrowly losing to only Shep Smith and/or Don Lemon.

What august company. Honestly, I don't see any difference between any of them.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:21 PM

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1 Ace!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 04:20 PM (ffYR/)

2 What those DM's looking like

Posted by: DJ3Way at November 23, 2018 04:21 PM (bhPL1)

3 I was having fun in the last thread beating up on the British...

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:22 PM (BXMxN)

4
Dammit. And we were just getting started on a good old-fashioned Limey Hate-Fest in the last thread.

Frickin' Ewoks.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2018 04:22 PM (TVVeW)

5 What august company. Honestly, I don't see any difference between any of them.

Well, I see one difference. At least it appears that way.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2018 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

6 Nolte is going to get quite the DMing..

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 23, 2018 04:23 PM (dNzKv)

7 Lo and behold, Ace has hoisted his black friday flag.

Posted by: Zombie H.L. Mencken at November 23, 2018 04:23 PM (786Ro)

8 5 Some have front holes?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:23 PM (BXMxN)

9 Joseph Goebbels was a piker compared to these low-life imposters.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 23, 2018 04:23 PM (xJQtz)

10 By reporter you mean someone who is reading Leftist propaganda?

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2018 04:24 PM (6VrXf)

11 Don Lemon and Shep Smith, who are also in the top ten most distrusted.
...........

Totally not gay.

Posted by: wth at November 23, 2018 04:24 PM (HgMAr)

12 He just needs to uncover a diabolical opium-smuggling plot or two.

Posted by: Tintin at November 23, 2018 04:24 PM (sZRzw)

13 I would think most "journalists" would consider being on a "most distrusted" list as being synonymous with "well known."

So they'd consider it a cause to celebrate, a real accomplishment.

I think Howard Cosell was famously on those types of lists... most hated AND most loved sports commentator.

Honestly, I wouldn't recognize Jack Taper if you had him in a police lineup.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2018 04:25 PM (cY3LT)

14 three blind mice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 23, 2018 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

15
Dammit. And we were just getting started on a good old-fashioned Limey Hate-Fest in the last thread.

We could always beat up on Limey journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2018 04:25 PM (LsBY9)

16 What august company."

It's November, dude.

oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:25 PM (6qErC)

17 "Journalist" is a more expansive term, and includes things like opinion writers.

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The many sides of Jamal Khashoggi at November 23, 2018 04:26 PM (786Ro)

18 The only other two people who could be argued to be "reporters" (at least they'd argue this) are Don Lemon and Shep Smith, who are also in the top ten most distrusted.

Here's the one area where the Brits are still ahead of us; they call Shep types "newsreaders". Shep's last reporting gig was when he was documenting the rape and cannibalism in the Superdome in a high-pitched squeal.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2018 04:26 PM (dD8ry)

19 Nolte in about 10 minutes:

I don't think Tapper is untrustworthy, I was just reporting on the survey. I think Mr. Tapper is the most trustworthy, honest reporter!

There, I said it. Please don't kill my dog.

Oops, disregard that last tweet, it was supposed to be a DM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 23, 2018 04:26 PM (dNzKv)

20 Speaking of beating up limey hits,saw the ad for the new Lion King.One of the voice actors is John Oliver.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:26 PM (BXMxN)

21 in the Superdome in a high-pitched squeal."

Yeah. Someone had made off with the padded seat bottom, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:27 PM (6qErC)

22 saw the ad for the new Lion King

There's a new Lion King? Why? I mean, aside from the utter lack of new ideas in Hollywood. Besides that.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

23 "Who comes across as the most gay" would be a good question.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2018 04:28 PM (+6jVU)

24

The greatest threat to American journalism: the loss of neutral reporting

https://tinyurl.com/ybcdbcww

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 04:28 PM (aKsyK)

25 I don't watch or listen to these twits. Cut the cord. Get them out of your life now for your mental heath.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (0OmEj)

26 Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or third most distrusted "reporter" in America, narrowly losing to only Shep Smith and/or Don Lemon.

Once you adjust the numbers in order to compensate for homophobia, Tapper indeed becomes most distrusted.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (/qEW2)

27 22 Computer animated by the guy who did the most recent Jungle King.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (BXMxN)

28 American "journalism" is a disgrace. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (xJQtz)

29 "Who comes across as the most gay" would be a good question.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2018 04:28 PM (+6jVU)

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Sheppie FTW, followed closely by Don Lemon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (ffYR/)

30 Jake the Fake couldn't happen to a better moon faced grumpy guy.

Dyspepsia written wide.

Posted by: saf at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (5IHGB)

31
The greatest threat to American journalism: American journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (LsBY9)

32 I coulda been a contender if the phone had not rung!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (f3oO4)

33 "Journalism"

It occurred to me the other day - How many professions or fields of work, or college majors, have an "ism" in them?

Go to med school, you're not studying "medicinism". Engineering, not engineerism. Accounting, not accountism.

There must others besides "journalism". But I'm drawing a blank here.

Posted by: Hands at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (786Ro)

34 Never mind. I see from the trailer that they're basically remaking all of the Disney movies, because new ideas are, you know, hard.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (T6t7i)

35 Tapper is a bad reporter and a very bad person.

Sad!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (LL1Be)

36 2 What those DM's looking like

I think they are mostly comprised of nevertrumpers sending Tapper pictures of their wives' genitals.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (fKdxJ)

37 Sheppie FTW, followed closely by Don Lemon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 04:29 PM (ffYR/)

Shep is pretty flamboyant. And preening.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (+6jVU)

38
Didn't they used to say in Hollywood that there is no bad publicity? There is only the presence of public notice and the absence of same.

In Hollywood you are either famous or not famous.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 23, 2018 04:31 PM (hrcfq)

39 The greatest threat to American journalism: the loss of neutral reporting "

Bullshiite.

Never was such a thing. Perhaps the greatest lie of the mid 20th century was the claim of "fair" and "impartial" journalism.

w/o clicking, I'll put 20 bucks on ol' Walter being one of, if not the first example...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC)

40 Speaking of beating up limey hits,saw the ad for the new Lion King.One of the voice actors is John Oliver.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:26 PM (BXMxN)

Is he one of the gazelles getting snagged and eaten on the savannah?

Actually, I don't really know who John Oliver is but his name reminds me of the little dork cousin on the Brady Bunch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2018 04:31 PM (dD8ry)

41 Probably remaking 100% more politically correct too.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:31 PM (BXMxN)

42 What? No love for Jimmy Accost-her?

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

43 The greatest threat to American journalism: American journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (LsBY9)

The greatest threat to American Democracy are American "Journalists". All that crap about Putin and the Russians is just that. Crap. And a smokescreen to cover the real threat, which is internal.

The enemy is inside the wire.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (xJQtz)

44 How many professions or fields of work, or college majors, have an "ism" in them?"

Doesn't "ism" define a pathology?

'splains a lot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (6qErC)

45 John Oliver is the limey cunt with the punchable face who has the fake news show on HBO.One of the ones who laughingly goaded Trump to please run for president.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (BXMxN)

46 41
Probably remaking 100% more politically correct too.

Posted by: steevy

I really don't see how that's even possible. Well, maybe Song of the South.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (T6t7i)

47 33
"Journalism"

It occurred to me the other day - How many professions or fields of work, or college majors, have an "ism" in them?

Go to med school, you're not studying "medicinism". Engineering, not engineerism. Accounting, not accountism.

There must others besides "journalism". But I'm drawing a blank here.

Posted by: Hands at November 23, 2018 04:30 PM (786Ro)

CommunISM.
Taught today both covertly and openly on most University campuses.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM (UsCnO)

48 Muckrakers-the lot of them.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2018 04:33 PM (4PBTM)

49 w/o clicking, I'll put 20 bucks on ol' Walter being one of, if not the first example...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC)

Durante beat him, cold.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 23, 2018 04:33 PM (dD8ry)

50 The Lion King, Young Cub Takes Over

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2018 04:33 PM (6VrXf)

51 A Journal is a diary, its your personal story full of what you think and feel.

A Report is fact based.

The idea that the media now considers themselves Journalists shows exactly what is wrong with them.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2018 04:34 PM (NgKpN)

52
Probably remaking 100% more politically correct too.
Posted by: steevy

I really don't see how that's even possible. Well, maybe Song of the South.
Posted by: pep

They'll call it Song of the North

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 04:34 PM (aKsyK)

53 Durante beat him, cold."

Well, with a nose like that...

wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:34 PM (6qErC)

54 I don't always trust polls, but when I do, I choose polls that make the MSM look bad.

Posted by: Hands, the least interesting man in the world at November 23, 2018 04:35 PM (786Ro)

55 34 Never mind. I see from the trailer that they're basically remaking all of the Disney movies, because new ideas are, you know, hard

They need to remake the "Apple Dumpling Gang" but with a a bunch of man-on-man gay subtext.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2018 04:35 PM (fKdxJ)

56 https://twitter.com/chuckrossdc/status
/1064950348132032513

Chuck discovered this lawsuit portion a few days ago, naming Ben Smith and Jake Tapper emails as relevant to a lawsuit against Buzzfeed by a Russian named in 'the pee dossier'.

In the tweet, Chuck writes in part

BuzzFeed wants to withhold, claiming emails are hearsay and unfairly prejudicial. (filing submitted on Oct. 16)

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2018 04:35 PM (Z4rgH)

57 Hmmm.... or to put is another way...

A Journal is YOUR story.. its about you.

A Report is about a subject.

Now we have Journalists, not reporters.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2018 04:35 PM (NgKpN)

58
The Lion King, Young Cub Takes Over
Posted by: Skip

Hat on backwards, pants on the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (aKsyK)

59 Almost all college degrees have at least a minor in Leftism.

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (6VrXf)

60 Jake Tapper Named to Top 40 Most Trusted Journalists List

Posted by: CNN at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (jZQUe)

61 55 Done!
Disney Corp

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (BXMxN)

62 Jakes the kind of guy who hangs around and he presents himself as trustful, suddenly there's money missing an your daughters knocked up.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (14qvS)

63 It occurred to me the other day - How many professions or fields of work, or college majors, have an "ism" in them?

******

This is a most excellent question.

cannibalism springs to mind, which raises the corollary question:

Is one who practices cannibalism known as a cannibalist?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:36 PM (m45I2)

64 Socialism
Liberalism
Wankerism

Posted by: Smaug at November 23, 2018 04:37 PM (EMIUG)

65 Jakes the kind of guy who hangs around and he presents himself as trustful, suddenly there's money missing an your daughters knocked up."

Well, your daughter could be missing and your cash ...

never mind.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:37 PM (6qErC)

66 Does the left ever give examples of any actual lies told by Sean Hannity or Tucker Carlson?

The only Hannity "lie" that I've seen or heard of was the time years ago that one of his team allegedly tampered with film footage to make it look like Sarah Palin had a larger crowd than was actually there.

I'm genuinely curious as to what other "lies" or deceptions leftists use as examples of Hannity's or Tucker's untrustworthiness.

Posted by: girldog at November 23, 2018 04:37 PM (g5YYQ)

67 I saw a commercial on Thanksgiving for The Return of Mary Poppins.

Can't wait to see the diversity and political correctness for that piece of propaganda.

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2018 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

68 What august company. Honestly, I don't see any difference between any of them.
____

One is an orangeaphobic apple, one is an an orangeaphobic banana, and one is an orangeaphobic lemon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 23, 2018 04:38 PM (A803X)

69 I get the jist of what you are saying.

Posted by: Jism at November 23, 2018 04:39 PM (jZQUe)

70 So only 35% distrust Tapper / CNN? Thats not good.

Posted by: shemp_penis at November 23, 2018 04:39 PM (vtd+q)

71 Marry Poppins will probably be a lesbo.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:40 PM (BXMxN)

72 I'm genuinely curious as to what other "lies" or deceptions leftists use as examples of Hannity's or Tucker's untrustworthiness.
Posted by: girldog at November 23, 2018 04:37 PM (g5YYQ)

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Lies=Truths that they don't like. No backup at all, just call them lies.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 04:40 PM (ffYR/)

73 I'm genuinely curious as to what other "lies" or deceptions leftists use as examples of Hannity's or Tucker's untrustworthiness.

girldog at November 23, 2018 04:37 PM (g5YYQ)

.....................

Wrong question. They don't use examples. They use feelingism and Madonna told me so.

Posted by: Smaug at November 23, 2018 04:40 PM (EMIUG)

74 Can't wait to see the diversity and political correctness for that piece of propaganda. "

"A spoon full of officially licensed healthful non GMO sweetner helps the homeopathic medicine go down"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:41 PM (6qErC)

75
I think Howard Cosell was famously on those types of lists... most hated AND most loved sports commentator.

Obligatory Howard Cosell picture...
https://i.imgflip.com/1ukypn.jpg

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 23, 2018 04:41 PM (e7O7B)

76 John Wayne was "The Shootist", a practitioner of shootism.

No?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (m45I2)

77 CommunISM.
Taught today both covertly and openly on most University campuses.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 23, 2018 04:32 PM

Yep. And that's what I was grasping at. "Journalism" has that weird "ism" thing in it's name. Most professions don't. Journalism School. Dentists don't go to "dentism school", manicurists don't study "manicurism" etc etc.

communism
socialism
fascism
capitalism
antidisestablishmentarianism

Which makes journalism seem less like a profession and more like an ideology.

And of course you can't spell journalism without "jism".

/rambling

Posted by: Hands, the least interesting man in the world at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (786Ro)

78 Snow White self identifies as aa dwarf

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (6VrXf)

79 So, depending on how you categorize these people, Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or third most distrusted "reporter" in America, narrowly losing to only Shep Smith and/or Don Lemon.

What august company. Honestly, I don't see any difference between any of them.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:21 PM

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There are differences. Tapper doesn't take it up rhe ass.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (t5m5e)

80 I saw a commercial on Thanksgiving for The Return of Mary Poppins.

I don't want to see anything Lin-Manuel Miranda is in after that embarrassing display the actors did towards Michael Pence after a performance of "Hamilton"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (AllCR)

81 A linguist does linguistics, not linguism.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (m45I2)

82 John Wayne was "The Shootist", a practitioner of shootism. "

He was uncredited in Mary Poppins. "ShootyShootyBangBang"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (6qErC)

83 You mean Jake "FusionGPS" Tapper?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 23, 2018 04:43 PM (dDMQ9)

84 That's the type of poll that will kick Tapper right in the ShepLemons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2018 04:43 PM (r+sAi)

85 A linguist does linguistics, not linguism."

Or linguine.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:43 PM (6qErC)

86 I don't like Tapper much. Mostly because he's a smarmy snide partisan creep that pretends to be oh so serious and concerned while tossing softballs or feathers at Democrats while wailing away with loaded questions and narratives to those of the other side.

He promised to be fair and balanced and he has failed. Yet it took a few years for everyone to finally admit it.

He still thinks he is. What is it about these folks that they are unable to see themselves for what they are. They can't be that blind.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (HvnWk)

87 saw the ad for the new Lion King
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There's a new Lion King? Why? I mean, aside from the utter lack of new ideas in Hollywood. Besides that.
Posted by: pep at November 23, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

Dinsey isn't a movie studio. It's an assembly line.

Gotta keep the product moving. Those Star Wars failures aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (cY3LT)

88 The greatest threat to American journalism: the loss of neutral reporting

Pre-2000: news is 40% fact, 60% fake news bullshit, but bullshit all leans left.
2000-2012: blogs reduce MSM share. 60% of what people see is still lefty bullshit, but now 5% is righty bullshit. Fact exposure down to 35%.
2012-present: The internet has displaced MSM coverage so much that 10% of what people see is righty bullshit. The MSM overcompensates and goes full lefty bullshit. People now see 10% right BS, 80% left BS, and maybe 10% straight facts.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (fKdxJ)

89
A linguist does linguistics, not linguism.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM

And you're my favorite cunning linguist.

Wait! That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (e7O7B)

90 I saw a commercial on Thanksgiving for The Return of Mary Poppins.

I don't want to see anything Lin-Manuel Miranda is in after that
embarrassing display the actors did towards Michael Pence after a
performance of "Hamilton"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (AllCR)

How is anyone with that name in a movie about a turn of the 19th century english nanny?

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

91 The difference is that Shemp and Lemon openly love cock. Tapper is the type to suck your dick then call you a homo for liking it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (icI8A)

92
Why hasn't anyone noticed that cable fake news has become ALL politics ALL the time?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 23, 2018 04:45 PM (5+EgH)

93 The difference between Reporter and Journalist is Ego.

Posted by: Sigmund at November 23, 2018 04:45 PM (kc+Bd)

94 Sadist/Sadism

Feminist/Feminism

Cuckist/NeverTrumpism.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2018 04:45 PM (jZQUe)

95 How is anyone with that name in a movie about a turn of the 19th century english nanny?"

Stick around and watch as we insert a POC (wait, we can't use that anymore? Right?) into tales of Arthur and Robin Hood...

/yourmedia

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:46 PM (6qErC)

96 80 I saw a commercial on Thanksgiving for The Return of Mary Poppins.

"Chimney sweep" now hamfisted metaphor for buttsecks.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2018 04:46 PM (fKdxJ)

97 There might be 100 honest 'journalists' in the whole country, same percentage as democrats, slightly higher than rinos.

Posted by: Eromero at November 23, 2018 04:46 PM (zLDYs)

98 Aesop was a fabulist.

Come to think of it, so is Tapper.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:46 PM (m45I2)

99 Talking heads aren't reporters.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 23, 2018 04:47 PM (N+ilM)

100 A therapist is one who practices therapism.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 23, 2018 04:47 PM (icI8A)

101 A linguist does linguistics, not linguism.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:42 PM (m45I2)

Nonsense. A linguist is the supreme moral voice of the universe.

Posted by: Numb Chompski at November 23, 2018 04:48 PM (cY3LT)

102 Stick around and watch as we insert a POC (wait, we can't use that anymore? Right?) into tales of Arthur and Robin Hood...

Hey, I was a big deal in the 90s! Like Bryan Adams big!

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at November 23, 2018 04:48 PM (fKdxJ)

103 91 The difference is that Shemp and Lemon openly love cock. Tapper is the type to suck your dick then call you a homo for liking it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (icI8A)

...............

So that's why he calls me a homo.

Posted by: Shep at November 23, 2018 04:49 PM (EMIUG)

104 How is anyone with that name in a movie about a turn of the 19th century english nanny?"

His name in the film is Jack, He's a lamplighter. It takes place in the Depression. I haven't seen the trailers but I expect as an actor L-M Miranda can do any accent he's called on to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2018 04:49 PM (AllCR)

105 A hundred posts in and I just realized we were talking about Tapper, but I was thinking Acosta.

Illustrative of just how much I loathe all of these preening, lying fookers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 23, 2018 04:49 PM (TI8Od)

106 "Chimney sweep" now hamfisted metaphor for buttsecks.

Chim-chiminey, chim-chim-chimeny, chim-chim woo-wooooo!

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 23, 2018 04:49 PM (TUU1F)

107
Bob Dole is not a priapist. Sometimes suffers from priapism though.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 23, 2018 04:49 PM (e7O7B)

108 Speaking of "isms", I saw where Angela Merkel said that being nationalist is not patriotic, and must be willing to give up their borders.

The Express reported:

Mrs. Merkel said ceding power to a superstate is a better form of patriotism.

"In this day nation states must today - should today, I say - be ready to give up national sovereignty."

"But of course in an orderly procedure."

What is most important, at this stage, is to get this information out in the open. Shine a light on it. Let people know that the defacto leader of the EU is pushing. I am now self-censoring the rest of my response. Except the words "orderly procedure" would not be needed.

Because this is the beginning, not the end.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 23, 2018 04:50 PM (UsCnO)

109 Off, pursed lip dik loving butt sock.

Posted by: Smaug at November 23, 2018 04:50 PM (EMIUG)

110 Hey, I was a big deal in the 90s! Like Bryan Adams big!
Posted by: Morgan Freeman"

Nice accent, Robin.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:50 PM (6qErC)

111 What about an analrapist?

Posted by: Tobias Funke at November 23, 2018 04:50 PM (TI8Od)

112
You know what else is a joke?

The fancy word for fake reporter is...

CORRESPONDENT.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 23, 2018 04:50 PM (5+EgH)

113
Co-respondent.

Is that like an Interlocutor?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 23, 2018 04:51 PM (5+EgH)

114 It means 'Wrong hole'.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 23, 2018 04:51 PM (N+ilM)

115 Sometimes suffers from priapism though.'

********

'Suffers' is a relative term.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:51 PM (m45I2)

116 >>>Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or
third most distrusted "reporter" in America, narrowly losing to only
Shep Smith and/or Don Lemon.<<<

Methinks maybe it's not such a good idea to analyze President Donald Trump's penis on a national broadcast.

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2018 04:52 PM (Z9C5C)

117 I'm not sure what George Soros allows me to say today; the email's late.

I sure do love pecan pie, though!

Posted by: The Morning Dolt at November 23, 2018 04:52 PM (MThI8)

118 A hundred posts in and I just realized we were talking about Tapper, but I was thinking Acosta.

They're very different actually.

Acosta uses shitloads of eye-liner and mascara, Tapper has a thing for lip gloss.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 23, 2018 04:52 PM (TUU1F)

119 You know what else is a joke?

The fancy word for fake reporter is...

Acosta?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (5/lDN)

120 Hollywood apparently now remakes "Robin Hood" roughly every 16.3 months.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (m45I2)

121 "In this day nation states must today - should today, I say - be ready to give up national sovereignty."

"But of course in an orderly procedure."

Um, yeah, no. Don't really want to hear a German Chancellor talking about populations giving up their sovereignty in an orderly procedure.

Posted by: Hands at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (786Ro)

122 The new Robin Hood looks so stupid you might risk brain damage watching it.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (BXMxN)

123 Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or third most distrusted "reporter" in America, narrowly losing to only Shep Smith and/or Don Lemon.

Jake did win the weekly circle jerk though, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Bruce at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (8ikIW)

124 Build a thousand bridges, and they don't call you a bridge buildist, but sux one cauk and they call you a caukist.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (cY3LT)

125 You know what else is a joke?

The fancy word for fake reporter is...

.....

I always liked "hack".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2018 04:54 PM (jZQUe)

126 The Germans are nothing if not orderly....

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:54 PM (BXMxN)

127 Jake Tapper is either the most distrusted, second most distrusted, or third most distrusted "reporter" in America,

********

Is this like the definition of an overachiever being the guy who comes in first and third in a circle jerk?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:54 PM (m45I2)

128 He's rich, along with his cronies, and we're not.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM (SMd3b)

129 I'm a great Amerikan!

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM (Tyii7)

130 What about MEEEEEEeeeeeee!?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM (p0nVR)

131 How is anyone with that name in a movie about a turn of the 19th century english nanny?

Posted by: Archer at November 23, 2018 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

_____

It's going to be set in modern-day Los Angeles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM (A803X)

132 He's rich, along with his cronies, and we're not.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM

.....

Sobering thought.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2018 04:55 PM (jZQUe)

133 So why was there a blue wave in Pa? Those suburban moms are getting their propaganda somewhere.

Posted by: kallisto at November 23, 2018 04:56 PM (OJ/jL)

134 In this day nation states must today - should today, I say - be ready to give up national sovereignty."

"But of course in an orderly procedure."

You first, Frau...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 23, 2018 04:56 PM (6qErC)

135 123 Posted by: Bruce at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (8ikIW)

*********

This much, Bruce. =><=

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:56 PM (m45I2)

136 You know what else is a joke?

The fancy word for fake reporter is...

.....

I always liked "hack".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2018 04:54 PM (jZQUe)

--------------

Yellow Journalist has always had a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 04:57 PM (ffYR/)

137 Hollywood apparently now remakes "Robin Hood" roughly every 16.3 months.

Pikers.

Posted by: Spiderman XXXIV at November 23, 2018 04:57 PM (LL1Be)

138 Back in the Black & White movie era, a "Reporter" was a hard-edged, cynical, crude and often rude, intrusive presence.

Always with the notebook, Speed-Graphic and endless list of knowing everyone from the Mayor to the Mafia, and everyone in between.

Often a better detective than the Detectives, who always both hated and depended on him.

Back when it took shoe-leather to get the story, and get it right.

That's not just a "vanishing breed", but an utterly extinct one, save for the rare Sheryl Atkinson, who has been fired for actual "reporting", repeatedly.

It'd be a far more valuable exercise to list "Who Are The Actual REPORTERS In Today's "Journalism" World?"

Suggestions?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2018 04:57 PM (QzJWU)

139 So why was there a blue wave in Pa?

*cough*

Posted by: PA Supreme Court illegally redistricting at November 23, 2018 04:58 PM (N+ilM)

140 Good to see Teh Ewok survived the Giving of Thanks.

Posted by: eleven at November 23, 2018 04:58 PM (NLLmE)

141
"But of course in an orderly procedure."

********

Can we start with making the trains run on time?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:58 PM (m45I2)

142 Oxygen thieves. Fuggemall.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2018 04:59 PM (tSXzq)

143 The New Absent Minded Professor invents Flubber for condoms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 04:59 PM (aKsyK)

144 From the article:
"Steve Doocy, Juan Williams, and Lawrence O'Donnell are all tied with Tapper...."

Tied with Tapper. Like, with a rope?

Posted by: Hands at November 23, 2018 05:00 PM (786Ro)

145 The Blues Sisters with edgy lesbos is gonna be amazing!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2018 05:01 PM (jZQUe)

146 So why was there a blue wave in Pa? Those suburban moms are getting their propaganda somewhere.
Posted by: kallisto

___________

Suburban white women are why the midterms went the way they did.

I'm as annoyed with them as anyone, but the GOP/Trump better figure out how to get their votes in 2020.

Posted by: Blago at November 23, 2018 05:01 PM (UfkIY)

147 Jake is now reporting some fresh journalistic integrity ballots have been found in the trunk of a car in Broward

Posted by: Regular joe at November 23, 2018 05:01 PM (7PllL)

148 Can we start with making the trains run on time?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:58 PM

Show me the money!

Posted by: Elon Musk, God-Emperor of Boring at November 23, 2018 05:01 PM (786Ro)

149 "In this day nation states must today - should today, I say - be ready to give up national sovereignty."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Make us.

Posted by: Texas

Posted by: rickb223 at November 23, 2018 05:02 PM (5/lDN)

150
Can we start with making the trains run on time?
Posted by: Muldoon

Is Lionel still in business?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

151 So who of the TrueCons will be white knighting Tapper the most regarding this article which won't be seen on Hot Air, NRO, nor Weakly Standard?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2018 05:04 PM (0Ntuf)

152 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TAPPER AND SHEP AND DONNIE LEMON ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL C*CKSUCKING SOCIOPATHIC DIPSH*TS

and their hair isn't Perfect

Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at November 23, 2018 05:04 PM (9HuGt)

153 Apparently Meryl Streep is in Mary Poppins returns too. Uggh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2018 05:05 PM (AllCR)

154 Herpie The Love Bug

Lindsay Lohan rides again!

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2018 05:06 PM (Z9C5C)

155 Beamer Ball in full effect. Hokies are rolling.

And I have a buzz.

Life is good.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:06 PM (e7oj4)

156 So why was there a blue wave in Pa? Those suburban moms are getting their propaganda somewhere.

Posted by: kallisto at November 23, 2018 04:56 PM

I got redistricted from a light red county directly into Philly. Can't beat their 150% voting rates.

But suburban moms are afraid of the scare tactics of the (D)'s. Putting a woman at the head of the RNC to fight their strategies? Seems like it was a complete failure. I like women but they're not always likely to counter a metaphorical kick in the teeth with the same.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 23, 2018 05:07 PM (e7O7B)

157 Is Lionel still in business?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2018 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

Did he go to work for his father George in the dry cleaning business?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2018 05:07 PM (SiINZ)

158 I first read 'distrusted' as 'disturbed'. It's interesting my brain defaults to that when I see the name Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 23, 2018 05:08 PM (R85nB)

159 Climate change will kill over 2000 people. We must stop climate change by holding our thumbs up to the Sun.

Posted by: A Harvard Scientist at November 23, 2018 05:09 PM (UdKB7)

160 112 CORRESPONDENT.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SMALL YOU CAN COVER THEM WITH A PEN

Posted by: Anachronda at November 23, 2018 05:09 PM (xGZ+b)

161 And I have a buzz.

Life is good.
Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:06 PM (e7oj4)

lol.. I broke out the tequila. Cleaned and decorated all day and managed to make all my special orders so time to relax!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

162 It'd be a far more valuable exercise to list "Who Are The Actual REPORTERS In Today's "Journalism" World?"
Suggestions?

_____

James O'Keefe

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 23, 2018 05:10 PM (A803X)

163
Apparently Meryl Streep is in Mary Poppins returns too. Uggh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2018 05:05 PM

She did an excellent job in portraying the female head of government in 'The Giver'. I'll give her that. She's an entirely believable villainous.

btw: You ever read that book? You should. It will raise the hair on the back of your scalp. It's where we're headed.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 23, 2018 05:10 PM (e7O7B)

164 145 The Blues Sisters with edgy lesbos is gonna be amazing!

Extended concert scene at the end with the Indigo Girls.

Posted by: wooga at November 23, 2018 05:10 PM (fKdxJ)

165 Suburban white women are why the midterms went the way they did.

I'm as annoyed with them as anyone, but the GOP/Trump better figure out how to get their votes in 2020.
Posted by: Blago at November 23, 2018 05:01 PM (UfkIY)

-------------

PDT and the Rs tend to get the married ones. Divorced and single ones seem to go with the Ds as a hubby substitute.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 05:10 PM (ffYR/)

166 lol.. I broke out the tequila. Cleaned and decorated all day and managed to make all my special orders so time to relax!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

--

Now all you need is some Rivalry Weekend.

Can't wait for Sooners-Mountaineers (not that that's a genuine rivalry game).

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:11 PM (e7oj4)

167 PDT and the Rs tend to get the married ones. Divorced and single ones seem to go with the Ds as a hubby substitute.

...and Daddy.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 23, 2018 05:11 PM (Tyii7)

168 Hollywood apparently now remakes "Robin Hood" roughly every 16.3 months.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 23, 2018 04:53 PM (m45I2)

They should save themselves the time and money and just release the Errol Flynn version every year.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 23, 2018 05:12 PM (SiINZ)

169 Oh, and duh, the Apple Cup is on tonight as well.

Will set the Go Back button on the remote.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:12 PM (e7oj4)

170 UCF Qb being carted off the field with a knee injury

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 05:12 PM (BXMxN)

171 Now all you need is some Rivalry Weekend.

Hmmm..that will be next weekend.. Chiefs vs. Raiders.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:13 PM (dUJdY)

172 I work with some very intelligent women but most of them vote D. I cannot figure it out and probably never will.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2018 05:13 PM (G+Wff)

173 They should save themselves the time and money and just release the Errol Flynn version every year.

I may be weird but my favorite is the Kevin Costner version. Still love watching it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:13 PM (dUJdY)

174 CNN has the All Star team when it comes to distrusted reporters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2018 05:14 PM (ZTjb4)

175 When "journalists" are in bed with the government - as represented by the Democratic Party's lockstep, stranglehold control over the very apparatus of government - that is not "journalism" or " reporting" or whatever other misleading name they give it. It is state run government propaganda and nothing more.

And it doesn't matter whether the actual "head" of the government, i.e., the President, is a Republican. As a matter of fact that's even better because it provides cover for the fact that the Democrat/Media Complex controls the information that a self-governing people need. And so by definition they are no longer a "self-governing people".

Russian interference my ass!

Posted by: LGoPs at November 23, 2018 05:14 PM (xJQtz)

176 lol.. I broke out the tequila. Cleaned and decorated all day and managed to make all my special orders so time to relax!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

---------------

Hey there! A reminder all, please click Jewells nic for the link to her Etsy shop. Hits help if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 23, 2018 05:15 PM (ffYR/)

177 If 35% distrust Tapper I'm sure the other 65% don't know who he is. Was that a screening question for those 2206 people?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 23, 2018 05:15 PM (2DOZq)

178 I saw Suburban White Women open for Pink Lady at NBC Studios in lovely Burbank, CA, in '80. Got Jeff Altman's autograph too!

Posted by: Hands at November 23, 2018 05:15 PM (786Ro)

179 Honestly, I wouldn't recognize Jack Taper if you had him in a police lineup.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2018 04:25 PM (cY3LT)

-------

He's the one who starts out wide at the bottom and gets narrower toward the top.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2018 05:15 PM (ZTjb4)

180 "Old Money" Take Japper, compulsive fapper.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 23, 2018 05:15 PM (10wA6)

181 Border collie nood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2018 05:16 PM (/qEW2)

182 To be honest, I don't trust Shemp! either.

Posted by: Jake Crapper at November 23, 2018 05:16 PM (Tyii7)

183
I work with some very intelligent women but most of them vote D. I cannot figure it out and probably never will.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2018 05:13 PM

They're looking at the next generation of young 'men' and wondering if they should take a gamble on them to provide for them or on the government.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 23, 2018 05:16 PM (e7O7B)

184

And with each remake, Robin Hood turns more communist.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 23, 2018 05:16 PM (5+EgH)

185 170 UCF Qb being carted off the field with a knee injury
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 05:12 PM (BXMxN)

--Oh shit.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:16 PM (e7oj4)

186 Watched a great movie last night on Netflix called "Nowhere Boy". It is the story of John Lennon as a high school lad and the relationship he had with his family, what turned him on to music, and how he met McCartney and Harrison.

Not for kids! Highly recommend it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2018 05:17 PM (G+Wff)

187 Hokies about to cash in on a bad punt.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:17 PM (e7oj4)

188 I'm retired.

Posted by: Zombie Errol Flynn at November 23, 2018 05:17 PM (786Ro)

189 172 I work with some very intelligent women but most of them vote D. I cannot figure it out and probably never will.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2018 05:13 PM (G+Wff)

Pro choice and anti 2nd Amendment are usually the reason besides the general 'Republicans are mean' .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 23, 2018 05:17 PM (2DOZq)

190 Holy shit

Hokies dodged a bullet.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:18 PM (e7oj4)

191 183>>>

They'll be assigned a strapping young Muslim lad to treat them the way the government thinks they ought to be treated.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 23, 2018 05:18 PM (10wA6)

192 PDT and the Rs tend to get the married ones. Divorced and single ones seem to go with the Ds as a hubby substitute.

...and Daddy.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 23, 2018 05:11 PM (Tyii7)

Not always Lupe, head south.

Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2018 05:19 PM (PF4TZ)

193 Damn, the Hokies QB threw a bad pick, then had to run down not only the defender but an official to avoid a Pick-6 as the clock ticks to halftime.

Nice job.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2018 05:19 PM (e7oj4)

194 Thank you Calm Mentor.. yes hits always help even if you don't buy. Etsy notices who gets traffic and a little extra "attention" is given to those who have high traffic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 23, 2018 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

195
Noodd!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 23, 2018 05:29 PM (5+EgH)

196 RNC installing Michael Steele over that black conservative Ken Blackwell was a death knell.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 23, 2018 05:33 PM (AC18V)

197 189

Pro choice and anti 2nd Amendment are usually the reason besides the general 'Republicans are mean' .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 23, 2018 05:17 PM (2DOZq)

But virtually enslaving half the population to benefit the other half is seen as 'nice'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 23, 2018 05:41 PM (1g7ch)

198

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at November 23, 2018 05:50 PM (mDS8L)

199 Ah Jake the Snake. No reason to believe him much.

Shep Smith on Fox is always auditioning for a gig on CNN so he and Anderson Cooper can make beautiful music together. No reason to trust either of those clowns.

Trust does not enter into the equation with Jim Acosta, he's just always blowing his own trombone.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Sda6L)

200 Ace is awesome in finding tgst cherry in s bowl of shot
Morning consult nov 13 poll on have the first FOURtop spots to other than Fox News
Fox News Faulkner snagged #5 and Chris Ealksce #8
Most Americans think Fox News is pretty weak

Posted by: Disabled at November 23, 2018 05:52 PM (2H3Gh)

201 71 Marry Poppins will probably be a lesbo.
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2018 04:40 PM (BXMxN)
**********
No probably about it. P L Travers, creator of Mary Poppins was a card carrying carpet muncher. Rule 34 applies.

Posted by: torabora at November 23, 2018 05:53 PM (V32Vk)

202 Jake Tapper was once the only [mostly] straight shooter on the left but sadly, he got assimilated by the msm/progressive/establishment borg hivemind is now just another cog in/driving the moral panic machine

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at November 23, 2018 05:57 PM (mDS8L)

203 Tapper, one of the usual self-hating bed fouling Bolsheviks who debase, demean and undermine their host Civilization.... Frankfurt School.
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Wontsubmit at November 23, 2018 06:03 PM (122Gu)

204 All members of the Mother Fucking Media in bad standing.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Utah at November 23, 2018 10:53 PM (LZ0tZ)

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