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He must've had yet another sleepless night.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 01:25 PM




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1 FIST!?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (sBm2i)

2 Well

Posted by: Old Dude at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (LGXGf)

3 Aaaaaaceeee.... come out and plaaaaaay.

Posted by: IKEA Shelves at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (ZGrMX)

4
There's open and there's "open" ... know what I mean?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

5 Shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)

6 Top 6?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (/hTUk)

7 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:

https://tinyurl.com/yd2rs885

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

8 Top ten & I READ THE CONTENT!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (ctuyM)

9 I read the content II.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (0tfLf)

10 ((EWOK SIGNAL))

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (BXMxN)

11 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (/8RAd)

12 rise and shine, Sunshine! lol

Posted by: lwc at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (G8lfi)

13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.

Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

14 There's open and there's "open" ... know what I mean?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM


Mos def.

Posted by: Stormy D. at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ctuyM)

15 TL : DR

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ffYR/)

16 I read all the content! And I'm still first!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (37IEG)

17 Probably out listening to music and grazing on soy all night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

18 Now I'm looking up stories about the kid I knew that murdered his girlfriends family........

To see if I can find the picture of his truck when they found it abandoned.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (F4u7C)

19 Are there vampire Ewoks?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

20 13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.
Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

All those bodies piling up.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

22 I know as Sec o' State, Hilary had access to pipe hitters.

But when did they first start getting subordinates willing to kill for them?

The ability to kill and get away with it AND to keep your mouth shut is pretty limited. Some military types are capable, just not sure how they get connected to Hilary. Via Bill from his prezzy days?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (bcbK8)

23 17
Probably out listening to music and grazing on soy all night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
Wait, amber waves of soy?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

24 Don't we all have sleepless nights now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (bim/x)

25 Thirty three years to the day, Alex Smith has his leg broken as Redskins QB as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.

Methinks the Redskins need to get an eternal waiver from the NFL for a no play on 11/18.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

26 That last thread was a little disturbing. Next time one of you says he has a smoking hot girlfriend/wife, I'm not going to ask for pics.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)

27 13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.
Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

Needed more lime.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (GkIz4)

28 He waits until the stars are right.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (IqOTP)

29 He must have had a hot date.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (dSgm2)

30 21
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look



And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
And a Ming the Merciless outfit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

31 TL : DR
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ffYR/)


I know, right?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (T71PA)

32 Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

33 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RuIsu)

34 30 21
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look



And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
And a Ming the Merciless outfit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

Refer to the press as pathetic earthlings.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

35 He must've had yet another sleepless night.
.........

Drink moar beer.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

36 32
Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, phrasing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (37IEG)

37 I read the content and translated it into three different languages.

So First! to do that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (88+cf)

38 Jacob Wohl sabotaged ace's shelves - the resulting despondency has sapped ace's will to blog.

He's everywhere. He's in the trees. Check under your bed for him tonight, kids.

Thankfully the Super Krassenstein Bros. are on the case.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

39 Raises hand up...

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (/hTUk)

40 This is what I get for reading the content first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)

41 http://bit.ly/2OSPw30
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Watch Crenshaw Smash Claims Of Trump 'Undermining Democracy'
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Don't know if JJ had this in his morning report & since I have a crushing Sinus Headache, Don't feel like looking. So if it was Sorry

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (BqBId)

42 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:

He'd look like The Evil Dude, the villain from the first Iron Man movie.

(hail hydra)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (84QUd)

43 38 Jacob Wohl sabotaged ace's shelves - the resulting despondency has sapped ace's will to blog.

He's everywhere. He's in the trees. Check under your bed for him tonight, kids.

...
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

So he's like Krampus?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)

44
... as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.


You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an at work function for team building back in the mid 80s. He's a nice and personable guy IRL.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)

45 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

They was framed!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (88+cf)

46 No more just yelling first!
Content quiz certifications for proof!
There needs to be rules otherwise it denies us due process!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (37IEG)

47 25 Thirty three years to the day, Alex Smith has his leg broken as Redskins QB as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.

Methinks the Redskins need to get an eternal waiver from the NFL for a no play on 11/18.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

Poor Joe Theisman must have been sick to his stomach. It was like a slow-motion playback of his own injury.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

48 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

49 The Whitehouse is ready Jim-



https://twitter.com/PeteHegseth/status/1063816382616358913

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (hECVl)

50 http://bit.ly/2OPBXkV
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Manhattan U.S. Attorney Announces Criminal Charges Against Société Générale S.A. For Violations Of The | USAO-SDNY | Department of Justice

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (BqBId)

51 And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
===

All the more reason to then. He will never win with them. If he decided to eat more healthy and work out the media would probably say he's trying to be like his man crush Vlad.

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (BDZWU)

52 >>34 30 21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

53 48 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (GkIz4)

54 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)

55 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

56 Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (GkIz4)


STALKER!!!! PEEPING TOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

57 Hobo hunting takes a lot out of ya.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (foNmJ)

58 No more just yelling first!
Content quiz certifications for proof!
There needs to be rules otherwise it denies us due process!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (37IEG)


I rule that in order to claim first, one must diagram every sentence of the post and show their work.

It's only fair.

Posted by: Some Divorce Court Judge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (T71PA)

59
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)


Throw in a teardrop tat or two, too.

The MSM will freak out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

60 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)


Was one of the best logos in sports. Only to be ruined by the leftist mob.

I really hate those guys.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

61 The Donald clearly needs a throne of skulls, taken from various fake news hacks.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (qt8Bt)

62 54
Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on
Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke
Ferdinand?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)
Again! Due Process! They should have accused him of being a Christian and declaring him apostate first.
Rules!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (37IEG)

63 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)


Why, that's easy. TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (F4u7C)

64 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

My brother was (briefly) a Cub Scout, and one of other kids in his troop had a brother who was in jail for murder.

This came up when said troop was getting a tour of the jail. I wasn't there, but I heard about it (it's actually a story my mom tells sometimes-- I think she was Den Mother or whatever at the time) later, and apparently the younger brother volunteered

kid: "My brother's in here!"
Officer: "Oh, what's his name?"

Apparently that ended the tour.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (84QUd)

65 Interesting thing about Theisman,supposed his name was always pronounced Thees Man until his senior year at Notre Dame when they started rhyming it with the trophy he was hoping to win.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (BXMxN)

66 You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an
at work function for team building back in the mid 80s. He's a nice and
personable guy IRL.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)


Probably has to be, out of necessity, otherwise everyone would be coming up to him saying they have a bone to pick with him.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (a2xio)

67 36 32
Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, phrasing!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (37IEG)

No, I REALLY hope he gets it straightened out, it promotes rest and relaxation!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

68 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

The dead guy was a member in good standing of the far-left media, so in the minds of the media his assassination means Trump is going to kill all of them. Or something equally dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)

69

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:



Shouldn't his beard be orange?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)

70
Thinking back a little... the couple who I took the picture for and he ended up killing... it was a little too sensational, even for 'Jersey. The story was he pulled into a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway (something that probably three quarters of 'Jersey residents have done in their lives) and someone came along with a gun and shot the wife dead.

A lot of public interest in finding the murderer, because after all everyone wants to take a leak on the Garden State Parkway without getting murdered. I forget the details of how he was 'outed' but it was a pre-planned murder for hire.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (e7O7B)

71 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race.

The reason for it taking so long to determine the winner of this race?

Because Utah is experiencing first time voter same day registration and voting. Every ballot cast by a same day registrant means their ballot is provisional until it is confirmed they are eligible to vote in Utah. So this is why there is a two week delay.

Third world countries don't do elections the way we do .

And just think, Michigan has now approved same day registration and voting for the next election.

Can't wait for it to take a month to find out the winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (lZnHt)

72 Saturday night into Monday morning

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (AURKQ)

73 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

For the last time, Gavrilo Pincep was never employed by my organization.

Posted by: Saruman at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (84QUd)

74
52 >>34 30 21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)


I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

75 I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)
Yes, she could make that work.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)

76 I'm taking the week off as a use them or lose them vacation. Weather is miserable. What a waste. I'll go to the gun range tomorrow if it's still raining I guess since I can't do any outdoor activity ( tennis, golf) . All I can think of is the work piling up at the office. During these time I always wished I became a heavy equipment operator. The dirt ain't growing larger when you're on vacation.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

77 Wanna really scare Joe Theissman?


Tell him the tailor is here to adjust his pants.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (a2xio)

78
I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)


I think she should leave Bad Man Orange and come sit on my face for a while.

I mean, a guy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (F4u7C)

79 You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an at work function for team building back in the mid 80s. He's a nice and personable guy IRL.


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)


_____

A little trivia for you young kids who don't know, Joe Theismann's last name was pronounced Theesmann until it was changed in college to increase his chances of winning the Heisman trophy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (dSgm2)

80 When does the enstompening begin?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (YuoXu)

81 Missing in the pages of commentary on the 40th anniversary of Jim Jones massacre in the Indianapolis (Red) Star: The fact that he was a communist and left money to the CPUSA in his will.

Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (w1aEd)

82 "It was a murder, but not a crime !"

Posted by: Ace's favorite musical at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (k7vsg)

83 Grasshopper, snatch the microphone from my hand.

Posted by: Dojo Jim at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (Z9C5C)

84 I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)


Maybe then she would appear on the cover of a magazine instead of Mr. Moochelle.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (T71PA)

85 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race.

Sigh - seems like the 2 reps the GOPe managed to save (Mia Love and Will Hurd) are, well, RINOs. Go figure.

The reason for it taking so long to determine the winner of this race?

Provisional ballots, vote-by-mail, early voting. In that order.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (NYS7S)

86 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob

Appease the mob that doesn't like sports in the first place, while pissing on your own fans. #Winning!

Posted by: NFL, NASCAR, ESPN, NBC, Stanford Cardinal at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (OiC69)

87 Chief Wahoo story is old - decision was made early in 2018. MLB threatened to yank the 2019 All-Star Game from Cleveland if they didn't comply.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)

88 @68

I get the left and deep state using this for their ends, I talking about dumbfuck like Lindsey Graham saying he will not work with the Saudi govenrment as long as MBS is running Saudi Arabia.


Which means these GOP warmongering fucks are using this to destablaize the ME for their own ends.


At this point, I pretty much despise both sides.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (X+DbC)

89 >>>He must've had yet another sleepless night.

They hunt during the night. In the dark. At night. Never sleeping. Hunting.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (kc+Bd)

90 Probably has to be, out of necessity, otherwise everyone would be coming up to him saying they have a bone to pick with him.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (a2xio)


You funny guy.

Shortly thereafter that incident, David Letterman had a bit where he displayed what was on his Christmas list. It included the 'Joe Theismann Pencil Sharpener', which was one of those old-school crank jobs you'd mount on a wall, only the crank looked like Joe Theismann's leg.

I laffed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (jKcAV)

91 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

Was one of the best logos in sports. Only to be ruined by the leftist mob.

I really hate those guys.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

So what will happen when a fan wears a Chief Wahoo t shirt into the stadium. Ejection?

By the way, Condi Rice finally sent out a tweet stating she is not being considered as a coach for the Cleveland Browns.
Here is an interesting factoid, however. There are actually four or five women now in coaching positions in different major league football clubs.

And not just in physical training, nutrition, etc. Actual coaching on the field for players.

Someone explain that to me.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (lZnHt)

92 A little trivia for you young kids who don't know, Joe Theismann's last name was pronounced Theesmann until it was changed in college to increase his chances of winning the Heisman trophy.

Have any hockey players done that for the Stanley Cup?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (84QUd)

93 Nice beautiful day here today. But too bad its too chilly to go out on the porch.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (mpXpK)

94 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.
Posted by: m


He probably forgot his password and locked himself out of the blog again.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (2El4P)

95 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race.

The reason for it taking so long to determine the winner of this race?

Because Utah is experiencing first time voter same day registration and voting. Every ballot cast by a same day registrant means their ballot is provisional until it is confirmed they are eligible to vote in Utah. So this is why there is a two week delay.

Third world countries don't do elections the way we do .

And just think, Michigan has now approved same day registration and voting for the next election.

Can't wait for it to take a month to find out the winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (lZnHt)
************************
Same day registration is going to be a Yuuuuge problem in 2020. We may never know the results till 2021.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (hECVl)

96 What an Ace Hole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (H7LIz)

97 I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Yes please.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (88+cf)

98 91 Arizona had a woman linebacker coach.Kind of explains their defense.....

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (BXMxN)

99 There are actually four or five women now in coaching positions in different major league football clubs.
... Someone explain that to me.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (lZnHt)


SJW's ruin literally everything they breathe on. No need to go any deeper than that, really.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (NYS7S)

100 55 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob
-------------------
Didn't know there was a mob. This will certainly pinch the bottom line on team hat and jersey sales. Everyone loves Chief Wahoo. From a distance the logo looks like a fist giving you the finger. Great fucking logo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (2LelM)

101 >>So what will happen when a fan wears a Chief Wahoo t shirt into the stadium. Ejection?

Hate crime. Felony. Execution. Unperson.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

102 Democrats now the Party of the Rich ...

At the conclusion of the election, Democrats control all 20 of wealthiest congressional districts in the country (They won the top 10 by an average vote of 65-34 percent).

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (x7OgJ)

103 Jen:

Fans are allowed to wear Wahoo gear and the teams will likely still sell Wahoo gear - if they don't they'd lose out on the trademark and people could just sell knock-off merch. Wahoo had already been seriously downgraded as the Indian mascot - was basically just left as a uniform patch since the Block C became our regular hat. I don't know if our new uniform patches are going to be the stupid feather alternative logo, the Block C, or something new.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)

104
SJW's ruin literally everything they breathe on. No need to go any deeper than that, really.


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (NYS7S)
Jeepers, MORE phrasing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (37IEG)

105 Have any hockey players done that for the Stanley Cup?

UHHH< HELLO.

Posted by: EN ROETHISBERGER at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (H7LIz)

106 94 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.
Posted by: m


He probably forgot his password and locked himself out of the blog again.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (2El4P)

He's making a list

And checking it twice

And he KNOWS who's naughty or nice

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

107 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

108 Have any hockey players done that for the Stanley Cup?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (84QUd)

******

Wasn't there a Stanislav Cupp who played once?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (0tfLf)

109 Ace is at a matinee performance of "Hamilton".

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (k7vsg)

110 Wanna really scare Joe Theissman?


Tell him the tailor is here to adjust his pants.


One of the funniest things I ever saw on TV was the Joe Theisman pencil sharpener. His leg was the crank. I think it was on Letterman back when he was funny.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 01:44 PM (sf1AO)

111
How about a round of applause for the all-womyns pedestrian bridge design team from Broward County? They flattened their competition!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:44 PM (pNxlR)

112 Have any hockey players done that for the Stanley Cup?

UHHH
Posted by: EN ROETHISBERGER at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (H7LIz)


You changed your name to sound more like "Heisman?"?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:44 PM (84QUd)

113 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)


Or, the big bag of suck.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:44 PM (F4u7C)

114 He's making a list

And checking it twice

And he KNOWS who's naughty or nice
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

******

This!
So hit the tip jar!!!!
Or coal in your stocking.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (0tfLf)

115 Missing in the pages of commentary on the 40th anniversary of Jim Jones massacre in the Indianapolis (Red) Star: The fact that he was a communist and left money to the CPUSA in his will.
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (w1aEd)

He had three suit cases of cash at Jonestown on the day of the mass suicide and instructed a couple of his lieutenants to take them to the Russian embassy. According to the documentary and one of the lieutenants, they never made the delivery and left the suitcases in the jungle. Yeah right.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (2DOZq)

116
107 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)


Appu, from The Simpsons

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

117 Wasn't there a Stanislav Cupp who played once?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (0tfLf)


Not sure, but S. E. Cupp is an obnoxious beyotch.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

118 I'm in a bad mood today for no particular reason.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (bim/x)

119 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IF THEY HIRED CONDOLEEZA FOR CLEVELAND, SHE WOULD BE BROWN RICE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (H7LIz)

120 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)


Nothing conveys a fighting spirit more than that.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (T71PA)

121 108 Wasn't there a Stanislav Cupp who played once?

perhaps that's what the "s" in "s. e. cupp" stands for

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (xGZ+b)

122 (50) That's a lottta damn money. Get Lockheed on the phone!

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (RuIsu)

123 >>Not sure, but S. E. Cupp is an obnoxious beyotch.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

I would like to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

124 At the conclusion of the election, Democrats control all 20 of wealthiest congressional districts in the country
(They won the top 10 by an average vote of 65-34 percent).
Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (x7OgJ)


State/Territory rankings by per-capita income
Maryland
DC
Hawaii
Alaska
New Jersey
Connecticut
Massachusetts
New Hampshire
Virginia
California
Washington
Colorado
Minnesota
Utah

You have to get to #14 before you hit a solidly "red" state - Utah. Alaska and NH are "purple" and all the rest are deep, deep blue.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (NYS7S)

125 123
>>Not sure, but S. E. Cupp is an obnoxious beyotch.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)



I would like to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)
For research purposes of course.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

126 91 Arizona had a woman linebacker coach.Kind of explains their defense.....
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM (BXMxN)

The 49's hired a full time assistant receivers and offensive line coach who was not only a female, but a lesbian last year. Two boxes checkmarked.
At least she played professional women's football. And of course , has to make sure everyone knows she'a a lesbian and has suffered mightily because of it.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (lZnHt)

127 Prepping the deep fryer for the holiday hobo takes time and focus.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (Z9C5C)

128 94 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.
Posted by: m

He probably forgot his password and locked himself out of the blog again.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 01:41 PM (2El4P)

Yeah, that is more likely.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (GkIz4)

129 127 Prepping the deep fryer for the holiday hobo takes time and focus.
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (Z9C5C)

If you use a midget, the cost of peanut oil is a lot less.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (9rXxD)

130 121 108 Wasn't there a Stanislav Cupp who played once?

perhaps that's what the "s" in "s. e. cupp" stands for


IIRC (it came up last week, I think), it stands for "Sarah." Something normal, anyway.

*Usually* when people have a weird two-letter "name" it's because the individual names (especially the first one) are old-fashioned or bizarre or sound like the other gender or something.

("TJ," "AJ", and so on I don't count as weird. Dumb, maybe, but not weird.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (84QUd)

131 71 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race. . . .

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018

*
*
Doesn't she post a lot of work on Pr0nhub?

Well, that's what I heard --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (V7hgh)

132 I can see Condi Rice as an NFL commissioner. Can't be worse than the current clown.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (k7vsg)

133 I'm in a bad mood today for no particular reason.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (bim/x)


Welcome to my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (kqsXK)

134 Embarrassing situation avoided at the UN as Amb. Nikki Haley sought a resolution thanking Thailand for "making all those wonderful ties that people wear".

Staffers intervened.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (ismre)

135 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob


-------------------------------------
Appease the mob that doesn't like sports in the first place, while pissing on your own fans. #Winning!



Posted by: NFL, NASCAR, ESPN, NBC, Stanford Cardinal at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (OiC69)


MLB... crackin' down on cartoon mascots. Rampant steroid use, not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (a2xio)

136 They should have their emblem showing a Blackfoot brave scalping a Crow brave.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (2DOZq)

137 I can see Condi Rice as an NFL commissioner. Can't be worse than the current clown.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:48 PM (k7vsg)

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (bim/x)

138 A manatee performance of Hamilton? Kinky.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (RuIsu)

139 >>127 Prepping the deep fryer for the holiday hobo takes time and focus. Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (Z9C5C)

"...and place the hobo in the bag of brine overnight. if you are using a sufficiently alcoholic hobo, you may skip this step."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

140 He may be out shopping for a turkey that will fit in the microwave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (P4AGc)

141 Eh, I used to be super passionate about the Wahoo controversy but I've fucking had it with Indians fans. They refuse to leave the 90's and they aren't supporting a team that got to Game 7 of the WS, won 22 straight games, won three straight division titles, and has a few of the best and easiest to root for players in the sport (Lindor is a future face of the entire league, Bauer is a hilarious mega-troll, Jose Ramirez is a tiny ball of explosive power and energy, Kluber is an actual robot...)

And now management is teasing trading Kluber or Carrasco because we have a high payroll and no attendance to justify it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)

142 Just cancelled out a trip to PA. A little too much winter, a little too early. The weather here is nothing to write home about.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (xzqr4)

143 Open Thread Until Ace

That guy...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (2I4LM)

144 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IF THEY HIRED CONDOLEEZA FOR CLEVELAND, SHE WOULD BE BROWN RICE.


There's a Cleveland Steamer joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (88+cf)

145

Didn't know there was a mob. This will certainly pinch the bottom line
on team hat and jersey sales. Everyone loves Chief Wahoo. From a
distance the logo looks like a fist giving you the finger. Great fucking
logo.


That was prolly an astroturf protest. You know there weren't that many people who had a problem with CW or else we'd have heard an uproar long ago.
I can't stand weaklings who won't stand up against SJWs. That whole thing will come crashing down the first time somebody tells them to go pound sand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (HaL55)

146 MLB... crackin' down on cartoon mascots. Rampant steroid use, not so much.

It's like mayors and global warming vs. the actual problems in their city, only with actual results.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (84QUd)

147 I would like to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)
For research purposes of course.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

-------

Me too. I'm thinking of manufacturing boxing gloves, and could use a test bag. For QC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (AzW6q)

148 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race. . . .

Posted by: Jen


Doesn't she post a lot of work on Pr0nhub?

Well, that's what I heard --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


No, that's Brandi Love. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (sBm2i)

149
Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on

Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke

Ferdinand?

------------
Does anyone think Trump is going to do something about the leak?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (13CQC)

150 State/Territory rankings by per-capita income
Maryland
DC
Hawaii
Alaska
New Jersey
Connecticut
Massachusetts
New Hampshire
Virginia
California
Washington
Colorado
Minnesota
Utah

You have to get to #14 before you hit a solidly "red" state - Utah. Alaska and NH are "purple" and all the rest are deep, deep blue.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (NYS7S)

Guess what? Trump's economy is making more millionaires. So, there's going to be even more liberals soon.
Rich people become liberal.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

151 123
>>Not sure, but S. E. Cupp is an obnoxious beyotch.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)



I would like to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

For research purposes of course.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)
.........

We may be able to find use for this:

https://tinyurl.com/yafghbyl

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (HgMAr)

152 NGU - lol, no

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (k7vsg)

153 Ace isn't here because he has found the perfect hobo for his Thanksgiving feast yet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (nBr1j)

154 Do Atlanta fans still do the Acosta Chop?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (P4AGc)

155 >>>I'm in a bad mood today for no particular reason.<<<

Somebody with a decayed molar is about to have a bad Monday.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (Z9C5C)

156
Me too. I'm thinking of manufacturing boxing gloves, and could use a test bag. For QC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (AzW6q)
Avenatti could use the employment, I hear he got tossed out of his offices for missing the rent again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (37IEG)

157 150 Guess what? Trump's economy is making more millionaires. So, there's going to be even more liberals soon.
Rich people become liberal.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

===========

Remember when they built their own universities, and charitable foundations without lobbying the government to do the same thing?

le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (q80AH)

158 Usually* when people have a weird two-letter "name" it's because the individual names (especially the first one) are old-fashioned or bizarre or sound like the other gender or something.

-----

But in her case, it's because she's a total lightweight, and adopts that styling because she thinks it makes her seem more serious.

It doesn't. She's an airhead, and there's no hiding it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

159 Oh, and regarding the notion of Melania adopting the Red Sonja look . . .

+1,000,000,000,000

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (V7hgh)

160 I find it a bit suspicious than Miss Love is pulling ahead this late in the game.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (k7vsg)

161 123 >>Not sure, but S. E. Cupp is an obnoxious beyotch.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

I would like to acquire her.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

Eh. There's better out there. She'd talk your ear off and the sex wouldn't be worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

162 That was prolly an astroturf protest. You know there weren't that many people who had a problem with CW or else we'd have heard an uproar long ago.

Chief Illiniwek was "controversial" for a long time before they had enough juice to ban him. I assume most of these, like revolutions, start with a small cadre of True Believers bent on imposing their will, but can't, because there's only like six of them.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:53 PM (84QUd)

163 MLB... crackin' down on cartoon mascots. Rampant steroid use, not so much.


---------------------------------------------
It's like mayors and global warming vs. the actual problems in their city, only with actual results.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (84QUd)


Lest anyone think I'm being some sort of bitter homer... Matt Carpenter spends all of April hitting like a 90 lbs weakling. Then spends the next several months impersonating Babe Ruth.


September rolls around, and he can't buy a hit, let alone put one in the seats.


What that means to me: He got tested early in the Spring, wasn't tested again until late in the Summer. Told to "knock it off" when it became too damned obvious.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:53 PM (a2xio)

164 MLB... crackin' down on cartoon mascots. Rampant steroid use, not so much.
-----------------------
They are following NCAA's crackdown on Indian Mascots instead of college football programs that employ players that can't read.

The nice thing about the NCAA and its NAZI like genocide of anything to do with Indians is that they are headquartered in Indianapolis, Indiana and employ zero American Indians.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:53 PM (2LelM)

165 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (HaL55)

Agreed. After all of the posturing the Washington Redskins are still there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

166 Newly made millionaires becoming socialistic Democrats. That is the definition of bizarro world.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

167 But in her case, it's because she's a total lightweight, and adopts that styling because she thinks it makes her seem more serious.

It doesn't. She's an airhead, and there's no hiding it.


Agreed.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (84QUd)

168 160 I find it a bit suspicious than Miss Love is pulling ahead this late in the game.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (k7vsg)

Good.

Maybe we're starting to fight the Left for a change instead of McSally-ing at the first sign of struggle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (bcbK8)

169 What an Ace Hole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 01:42 PM


Would you just listen to the accent on this fargin icehole....

Posted by: Roman Moroni at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (p+Wdc)

170 Ace forget to check his weekend hobo for keistered knives. That's why he's late. I just know it.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (orocj)

171 166 Newly made millionaires becoming socialistic Democrats. That is the definition of bizarro world.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

==========

For all of Atlas Shrugged's narrative faults, I think Rand got the picture of the desperate to help but clueless millionaire perfectly right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (q80AH)

172 >>Agreed. After all of the posturing the Washington Redskins are still there.

Not Alex Smith. Him got Wounded Knee.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

173 120 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Nothing conveys a fighting spirit more than that.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (T71PA)


We beg to differ.

Posted by: UC Santa Cruz Fightin' Banana Slugs at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (jKcAV)

174 "That was prolly an astroturf protest. You know there weren't that many people who had a problem with CW or else we'd have heard an uproar long ago.
I can't stand weaklings who won't stand up against SJWs. That whole thing will come crashing down the first time somebody tells them to go pound sand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:50 PM (HaL55) "

It's been the same small group protesting it since the 80's. It may not be known nationally but it's well known in Cleveland. What changed was that the commissioner started pushing on the team to change. Manfred is a cock - Selig made a lot of mistakes but he never tried to bully us into dropping our logo. Manfred pretty much outright ransomed us by hinting he'd yank the All-Star Game if we didn't drop Wahoo from on-field uniforms and caps.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)

175 Chief Wahoo is no more yet Mr. Met roams free? What kind of screwed up world is this?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (wJHN9)

176 Good.

Maybe we're starting to fight the Left for a change instead of McSally-ing at the first sign of struggle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (bcbK

It would have been good if she wasn't a nevertrumper.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (k7vsg)

177 Hopefully he's working on a story about Mexicans marching against the IMAGINARY horde.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (YpRda)

178 I worry about him. This has been happening a lot lately.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (Apbdw)

179 160 I find it a bit suspicious than Miss Love is pulling ahead this late in the game.

It's like what happened in Arizona - Sen.-elect Code Pinko was clearly ahead in that race until the last week or two in the campaign, and raked-in a boatload of early votes. Those, believe it or not, don't get counted until AFTER the polls close.

Same thing is happening in Utah, only to save a RINO rather than elect a commie-curious skuz-bag.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (NYS7S)

180 175 Chief Wahoo is no more yet Mr. Met roams free? What kind of screwed up world is this?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (wJHN9)

I demand my rights.

Posted by: An anonymous knickerbocker. (Whatever the hell that is) at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (AURKQ)

181 The Cleveland Cupps.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (RuIsu)

182 150 Guess what? Trump's economy is making more millionaires. So, there's going to be even more liberals soon.
Rich people become liberal.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

===========

Remember when they built their own universities, and charitable foundations without lobbying the government to do the same thing?

le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (q80AH)

When people acquire money, they start buying into brand names and no rich person wants to be associated with the party the Media Democrat Complex says is "for the rich" (aka GOP), so they vote Democrat.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (NFEMn)

183 I was just googling something on NFL quarterbacks, and if you enter nfl quarterback san francisco joe--or something else that would get you you-know-who--you'll get exactly him but also the name Joe Golden.
?

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (GkIz4)

184 Quora! Quora! Pantyhose! Pantyhose! Why don't girls like me??

Posted by: qdpsteve's bot at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (miE9U)

185 They are following NCAA's crackdown on Indian Mascots instead of college football programs that employ players that can't read.


Funny how, when they get told to fuck off, they go away. See Daniel Snyder and the Redskins.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (sf1AO)

186 That's it. My printer died. Not driving to the office just to print a document.
Pass the bourbon, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (/hTUk)

187 Well, it sounds like pussivanting cockmadaw Bill Kristol has a new champion for his 2020 primary ticket: Admiral McRaven/undecided VP candidate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (AzW6q)

188 I am really enjoy the Karma being levied on Accoster. Just got his law firm evicted from their offices in Newport Beach CA.

Maybe there is a bus stop where he can run his "business".

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

189 I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired today. Life isn't fair. I understand that better than most. I know there is no reason or answer to Why me. So I don't ask that question any more. Some get health and wealth. Me and mine not so much. Guess it beats the alternative. Gah.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (0OmEj)

190 Millionaires turn liberal to pull the ladder up behind them.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (kc+Bd)

191 Three Senate Democrats filed a lawsuit Monday arguing that Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitakers appointment is unconstitutional and asking a federal judge to remove him.

The suit, filed by Sens. Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut, Mazie Hirono of Hawaii and Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island

3 of the nastiest dumbest scum in the senate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)

192
64 This came up when said troop was getting a tour of the jail. I wasn't there, but I heard about it (it's actually a story my mom tells sometimes-- I think she was Den Mother or whatever at the time) later, and apparently the younger brother volunteered

my wife has a good cub scout story; i was there with her and witnessed it.

we took her little den down to the hogle zoo in salt lick city. on the other side of the miniature train tracks behind the groundhog warren, there are some cages with big cats in them.

the boys were admiring the bobcat. suddenly he leaps, biting off half of a little bird that was sitting on his chain link cage; the other half fell outside the cage.

the boys talked about that for *years*.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (NmR1a)

193 An anonymous knickerbocker.

How long has it been since "sox" was an accepted spelling?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (84QUd)

194 173 120 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Nothing conveys a fighting spirit more than that.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:46 PM (T71PA)


Fear us.

Posted by: UC Irvine Anteaters at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (jKcAV)

195 And now management is teasing trading Kluber or Carrasco because we have a high payroll and no attendance to justify it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)
------
Fortunately for you the rest of the AL Central will be absolute garbage for the foreseeable future.

Kinda similar - when my b-i-l was in town I tuned into a Braves game for him and the place was half empty, on a Saturday in June. Don't get Braves fans at all.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (Xvo1a)

196 That's it. My printer died. Not driving to the office just to print a document.
Pass the bourbon, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (/hTUk)

Shoot it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)

197 Carlos Ghosn, who's widely credited with saving Nissan from failure and bringing it together with Renault and Mitsubishi Motors Corp., was detained Monday over a suspected breach of Japanese financial laws, according to Nissan Chief Executive Officer Hiroto Saikawa. Ghosn and Director Greg Kelly have been under investigation at Nissan for several months after a whistleblower complaint, and the board is set to meet Thursday to remove them both.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (x7OgJ)

198 Snyder has a backbone if nothing else. Larry Dolan has never been known as a paragon of anything, especially not moral courage or integrity. I give him credit for finally throwing some money at the team and giving us a competitive payroll but he folded like a cheap suit on the Wahoo issue.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

199 Does Ace, you know, actually exist?
I jest. I guess.

Anyway, the indefatigable Mrs. Skookumchuk has made a rice pudding and plum tart (a test pie for Thursday) and will also make a sweet potato pie (the real pie for Thanksgiving) though a duplicate of the rice-plum tart also may be made for post-Thanksgiving consumption. We shall see...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (CeJUf)

200 I saw Commie curious scum bag open for Alice in Chains at the Grand Old Opry in 2014.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (k7vsg)

201 Maybe he's fisking Jonah Goldberg's latest column where Jonah defends Cap'n Kristol and makes obvious that he's read Ace's critiques of the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (8JWHR)

202 191 Three Senate Democrats filed a lawsuit Monday arguing that Acting
Attorney General Matthew Whitakers appointment is unconstitutional and
asking a federal judge to remove him.


In a sane world this would be laughed out of court. But we don't live in one of those.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (NYS7S)

203 Okay, I'm here. Let me turn off the bot...

IP, that's a shame about your printer. When's the funeral?

Also, what kind of printer is it? I admit I want to trade up my 15-year-old HP laser workhorse for a color laser.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (miE9U)

204 Mr. Met actually suffers from hydrocephaly.

He also had underdeveloped hands with only four fingers.

But, hey, Jake DeGrom won the Cy Young award!

Posted by: The Phillies Fanatic at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (H7LIz)

205 171 166 Newly made millionaires becoming socialistic Democrats. That is the definition of bizarro world.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

==========

For all of Atlas Shrugged's narrative faults, I think Rand got the picture of the desperate to help but clueless millionaire perfectly right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM

********

Earn your millions...join the fancy clubs, get invited to DC and start rubbing elbows with the "powerful people" in Washington. It goes to their heads. Too stupid to recognize when they are getting sunshine blown up their butts.
Also, on their way to the millions, they usually use Venture Capital backers...who are, yes...that's right...uber libs themselves. Want out money...follow our politics.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

206 The suit, filed by Sens. Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut, Mazie Hirono of Hawaii and Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island

3 of the nastiest dumbest scum in the senate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x


Good Lord, it's a trifecta of dumb.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 02:00 PM (jKcAV)

207 Maybe he's fisking Jonah Goldberg's latest column where Jonah defends Cap'n Kristol and makes obvious that he's read Ace's critiques of the NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at November 19, 2018 01:59 PM (8JWHR)

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Have you got a link? I could use some laughs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:00 PM (AzW6q)

208 SE Cupp can't compete with EEE Cupp.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (kc+Bd)

209 204 Yet he managed to snag a wife...

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

210 "Fortunately for you the rest of the AL Central will be absolute garbage for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (Xvo1a) "

That's the exact reason we shouldn't trade them, though - we've got like 2 or 3 more Central division titles in the bag. It's our starting pitching and Lindor/Ramirez that will win us a WS. Trading Kluber for a batch of blue chip prospects who won't contribute to a WS run until Lindor and Ramirez are about to hit Free Agency is ridiculous. If we just eat the fucking money we owe guys, we have basically our full core until 2022.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)

211 175 Chief Wahoo is no more yet Mr. Met roams free? What kind of screwed up world is this?
--------------------------
Mr Met is a rootless cosmopolitan. Those guys are always roaming.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (2LelM)

212 flake begs for someone t o primary PDT

What a scumbag. Ya know I called plenty of people scumbags, but in this case it just fits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (bim/x)

213 Millionaires turn liberal to pull the ladder up behind them.
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (kc+Bd)

And to ward off the evil eye.

"Don't look at me! I vote Democrat. Look at that guy!"

This may be why they hate Trump. He's a billionaire who doesn't vote Democrat and push the liberal agenda.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NFEMn)

214 >>I would like to acquire her.

Posted by: Zod





Oh, geez - more cross pollination?
With Acosta as well, or some other stiff?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

215 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)


And what, pray tell, is their legal "reasoning" for this?

Or are they just going with ORANGEMANBAD!!!!!!!

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NYS7S)

216 I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired today.

Unless you're zombie posting, like buzzion, you woke up on the right side of the dirt.
So there's that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 02:02 PM (88+cf)

217 204 Mr. Met actually suffers from hydrocephaly.

He also had underdeveloped hands with only four fingers.
--------------------------
So Jim Acosta is Mr. Met?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:02 PM (2LelM)

218 Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:02 PM (k7vsg)

219 >>This may be why they hate Trump. He's a billionaire who doesn't vote Democrat and push the liberal agenda.....



He's got FU money --- and he says FU all the dang time

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (W+vEI)

220 Soooo,had an old packet of McCormick's gravy mix.Said it expired in January of 2016."Gravy mix expiring ,bullshit,how bad can it be?"Start making it in a sauce pan."Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

221 Earache my eye.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (NLLmE)

222 His ass is dragon.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (NLLmE)

223 215
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)


And what, pray tell, is their legal "reasoning" for this?

Or are they just going with ORANGEMANBAD!!!!!!!


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NYS7S)
Due process! Due process!

Posted by: Dickers Blumenthal at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (37IEG)

224 212 flake begs for someone t o primary PDT


GOPe gets a primary challenger for PDJT, who wins

PDJT uses his money to get on the ballot in all 50-states as an Independent (and I would help get him on the ballot in MA and vote for him)

Let It Burn

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (NYS7S)

225 Prepping the deep fryer for the holiday hobo takes time and focus.
Posted by: Fritz

If you use a midget, the cost of peanut oil is a lot less.
Posted by: Roy


True. But do you know how hard it is to find midget hobos? This isn't 1939 and Culver City, California.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (2El4P)

226 This may be why they hate Trump. He's a billionaire who doesn't vote Democrat and push the liberal agenda.....



He's got FU money --- and he says FU all the dang time
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (W+vEI)

He does.
But so do a lot of liberal billionaires. Yet, they choose to play the game to stay at the table with the beautiful people.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

227 130 121 108 Wasn't there a Stanislav Cupp who played once?

perhaps that's what the "s" in "s. e. cupp" stands for

IIRC (it came up last week, I think), it stands for "Sarah." Something normal, anyway.


so "stanislava euphonia" is out? ok, better update my notes.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (xGZ+b)

228 I forgot that part of the Constitution whereby a President has no authority to appoint positions in the Executive Branch. It must only be done by the opposing party to hide their crimes.

Totally forgot that.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

229 176 Good.

Maybe we're starting to fight the Left for a change instead of McSally-ing at the first sign of struggle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:54 PM (bcbK

It would have been good if she wasn't a nevertrumper.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 01:55 PM (k7vsg)

Agreed. But it wasn't a race between a Trump supporter and a non-Trump supporter, sadly.

Frankly, if there were smart or brave Democrats who were pro-Trump, I'd jump parties or at least toy with the idea. (They'd have to be pro-gun too, to get my vote)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

230 Flake was invited on the Sunday talk shows even though he is a nothing who is leaving office.Wonder why?Ahh forget it,I know why.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:04 PM (BXMxN)

231 Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

*blinks*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

232
GOPe gets a primary challenger for PDJT, who wins

------------------------------------------------------------------

That won't happen.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

233 What is this thing you call sleep? Who can sleep with Charlie in the wire?

Posted by: rammajamma at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (mJmCN)

234 qdpsteve, its a Brother 4040 color laser I got at the university surplus store for $15 four years ago with new toner cartridges. Who know how old it really is. Print quality was never great, but I'm just too cheap to order more toner.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (/hTUk)

235 Millionaires support progressives so they can become billionaires. It helps to have the governments boot on the throat of your competition.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (dNzKv)

236 Cleveland ought to adopt a grinning, scrawny little Gandhi guy, in specs and a bedsheet, with a spinning-wheel.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Maybe a dipshit old lady college professor who lied her way to becoming a senator?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (sf1AO)

237 There's a pumpkin pie on the counter that I have to pretend isn't there for three more days.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (NLLmE)

238 "reasoning"
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NYS7S)

I do not understand this word in the context of liberals.

Posted by: db at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (7XeOt)

239 Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (NFEMn)


I'm not so sure about that.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (NYS7S)

240 By the way, I apologize in advance to any auburn morons for this weekend - going to be ugly.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (mJmCN)

241 Little mealworms,probably perfectly fine,just added protein...

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (BXMxN)

242 Poor Ace. I hated my periods of insomnia. I was a complete wreck the next day. Terrible times.

God bless you, Ewok. Prayers up for you.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (2sCft)

243 What I don't understand about the virtue in banning Indian mascots is why we allow black girls to wear the scalps of Indians and Asians and say nothing about it. How many indigenous and Asian scalps does Maxine Waters own? This is not cultural appropriation this is black supremacy over small Indian and Asians. Now I understand why Roof Top Koreans have guns.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (2LelM)

244 237 There's a pumpkin pie on the counter that I have to pretend isn't there for three more days.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (NLLmE)

We buy those Costco pies, frelling 16" across and there's just two of us.

So all week is going to be Pumpkin Pie week.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

245 215
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)

And what, pray tell, is their legal "reasoning" for this?

Or are they just going with ORANGEMANBAD!!!!!!!


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NYS7S)
They have a copy of Whitaker's elementary school journal where on March 1, 1982 he drew a picture of a helicopter!
Just like Pinochet!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)

246 218 Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:02 PM (k7vsg)

Mr. Personality, with a 20-something approval rating in his own state? Yeah, that'll be amusing.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

247 220 Soooo,had an old packet of McCormick's gravy mix.Said it expired in January of 2016."Gravy mix expiring ,bullshit,how bad can it be?"Start making it in a sauce pan."Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.

extra protein. nice.

Posted by: Insect Comestible Advocacy Front at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (xGZ+b)

248 I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired today. Life isn't fair. I understand that better than most. I know there is no reason or answer to Why me. So I don't ask that question any more. Some get health and wealth. Me and mine not so much. Guess it beats the alternative. Gah.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 01:57 PM (0OmEj)


It's very difficult to look on the bright side of life. It's an effort that needs to be made every day. And sometimes it's almost physically painful.

I wish I could help you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 02:07 PM (kqsXK)

249 There's a pumpkin pie on the counter that I have to pretend isn't there for three more days.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (NLLmE)

++++
Just cover that up with real whipped cream and I guarantee it will disappear.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 02:07 PM (2sCft)

250 >>Oh, geez - more cross pollination?
With Acosta as well, or some other stiff?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

1. No.
2. No; no.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

251 When Ocasio-Cortez first came on the scene I thought AJ Lee was running for congress.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (ismre)

252 220 Soooo,had an old packet of McCormick's gravy mix.Said it expired in January of 2016."Gravy mix expiring ,bullshit,how bad can it be?"Start making it in a sauce pan."Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

I did that, once, with paprika. Full of little, tiny beetles.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (GkIz4)

253 246 218 Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:02 PM (k7vsg)



Mr. Personality, with a 20-something approval rating in his own state? Yeah, that'll be amusing.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

We laugh, but I personally know people, people who claim to be "conservatives", who voted for Egg McMuffin. There is no telling how stupid the NeverTrump contingent can get. Almost as if they're really, just, you know, leftists.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NYS7S)

254 235 Millionaires support progressives so they can become billionaires. It helps to have the governments boot on the throat of your competition.
----------------------------
The big money comes when you can control the Federal Reserve and Department of Defense. Just ask Captain Krystal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (2LelM)

255 245 215
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:58 PM (bim/x)

And what, pray tell, is their legal "reasoning" for this?

Or are they just going with ORANGEMANBAD!!!!!!!


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:01 PM (NYS7S)
They have a copy of Whitaker's elementary school journal where on March 1, 1982 he drew a picture of a helicopter!
Just like Pinochet!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)

Can I vote for Whitaker? Or give him money?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (bcbK8)

256 Has ace gone Ginsburg on us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (dNzKv)

257 IP, 15 dollars for color laser?!? You got a steal...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (miE9U)

258 So all week is going to be Pumpkin Pie week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK



Two words. Key Lime Pie.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NLLmE)

259

OK Hordelings, life beckons. Off I go to do battle in the grocery store again today. They were sold out of a lot of stuff yesterday but thankfully they did have plenty of Guinness.

Y'all try to behave. BBL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (HaL55)

260 228 I forgot that part of the Constitution whereby a President has no authority to appoint positions in the Executive Branch.

it's one of the sarsaparilla emanations from the good and plenty clause.

Posted by: Insect Comestible Advocacy Front at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (NmR1a)

261 Chipotle manager fired after admitted dine and dasher called her racistbecause she asked for proof he would pay

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/313472/

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (BXMxN)

262 258 So all week is going to be Pumpkin Pie week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK


Two words. Key Lime Pie.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NLLmE)

That's five words.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

263 Similar to the post-employment prohibition on Executive employees lobbying, we should adopt a constitutional amendment that prohibits Congressional members from accepting employment or compensation from the media.

They can write and speak all they want. They just can't be paid for it for two years until after they leave Congress.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (H7LIz)

264 d'oh! sock off!

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (NmR1a)

265 "He must've had yet another sleepless night."

Stalking and tormenting his prey, feeding on their panic and terror, tasting their tears of hopelessness on the wind...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (UFLLM)

266 >>"Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.
Posted by: Insect Comestible Advocacy Front at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (xGZ+b)

Bug. Not feature.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

267 I'm gonna please everybody this year.

I'm gonna sculpt a turkey completely out of pumpkin pie filling and ReddiWip.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (miE9U)

268
247 220 Soooo,had an old packet of McCormick's gravy mix.Said it expired in January of 2016."Gravy mix expiring ,bullshit,how bad can it be?"Start making it in a sauce pan."Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.
--------------------
Just drop some beans and carrots into it and call it chili.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (2LelM)

269 237, eleven - there's a trick to this. Assuming you're a guy, there are subtle ways of getting her to bake another one. It's an individual ting - can't give advice - you just have to play it by ear. Plus you can offer to help.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (CeJUf)

270 " When Ocasio-Cortez first came on the scene I thought AJ Lee was running for congress.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (ismre) "

How dare you sir. Miss Phil Brooks is way hotter than O'Casio-Quartz, and much smarter to boot.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)

271 I know right? University Surplus is open for business every other Thursday, and you wouldn't believe what you can get cheap.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 02:10 PM (/hTUk)

272 Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020

FLAKE/ MCMULLIN 2020!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)

273 Flaky /McMuffin 2020

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:11 PM (BXMxN)

274 256 Has ace gone Ginsburg on us?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (dNzKv)

Which Ginsburg?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

275 Yeah, I'd throw out that gravy mix too.

Although I've read, those millipedes got protein up the ying yang...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:11 PM (miE9U)

276 Mr. Personality, with a 20-something approval rating in his own state? Yeah, that'll be amusing.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

We laugh, but I personally know people, people who claim to be "conservatives", who voted for Egg McMuffin. There is no telling how stupid the NeverTrump contingent can get. Almost as if they're really, just, you know, leftists.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NYS7S)

To play spoiler, not to win.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:11 PM (k7vsg)

277 When are the nude pix of Occasio-Cortez going to come out?

From her Boston University days?

You don't work for Ted Kennedy and not have nude pix.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at November 19, 2018 02:11 PM (H7LIz)

278 Just cover that up with real whipped cream and I guarantee it will disappear.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 02:07


Well, something will happen to it. * giggle *

Posted by: Delores Erickson, the model on Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album cover at November 19, 2018 02:12 PM (ctuyM)

279 There was a nice story yesterday, not sure where, that Justices Sotomayor and Kavanaugh are apparently already working great together.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:12 PM (miE9U)

280 Actually I don't think flake, himself, will dare run against PDT. Flake is a gutless bastard who just eggs on others.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:12 PM (bim/x)

281 272
Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020

FLAKE/ MCMULLIN 2020!!!


Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)
Possible campaign slogan -
"Flake! As stupid as his name implies".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:12 PM (37IEG)

282 IP, I guess I could check out the surplus at Cal State Long Beach, but oh man I know from experience they REALLY wear out their stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:13 PM (miE9U)

283 Chipotle manager fired after admitted dine and dasher called her racistbecause she asked for proof he would pay

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/313472/
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (BXMxN)

I think they are going to hire her back. They see now it was all a set up and the manager was right. Another of our awesome Somali Muslim immigrants.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:13 PM (2DOZq)

284 Take the day off Ace!

PDJT's twitter feed will fill in for you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 02:13 PM (Z216Q)

285
Key Lime pie with real Key Lime juice. Oreo crust. Raspberry or Marionberry drizzle and sidefruit, semi-sweet chocolate shavings, lime wedges available for extra juice...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 02:13 PM (UFLLM)

286 Does it have to be Ocasio-Cortez nude leaks? Can't we get some lez action from Sinema from the early 00's instead?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

287 Just another manic Monday, wish it were a Sunday

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (QDvfw)

288 >>1. No.
2. No; no.
Posted by: Zod



Oh, for you?!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

289 Anyone here ever have a "garbage salad"?

I went to Portillo's over the weekend and they had one on the menu...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (miE9U)

290 Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020

FLAKE/ MCMULLIN 2020!!!


Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:10 PM (sf1AO)


The NeverTrumpers will find plenty of Quixotic candidates to satisfy their refined principles. And then they will vote for the Democrat because principles. And paycheck.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (hLRSq)

291 You'd have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your ass off at what is happening in Tijuana.

Mexican racists are protesting against the Central American invaders.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (/tuJf)

292 281 272
Flake is gona challenge PDT IN 2020
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Well someone has to soak up all that Never Trumper money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (2LelM)

293 AOC did NOT graduate BU without blowing at least a dozen profs. The pics are certainly out there, but I don't care. I can get the same out of a large-animal veterinary text about shoeing horses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

294
Flake/Sin Enema/Occupied Cervix 2020!

White House 3-Way!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 02:15 PM (UFLLM)

295 Hopefully ace is well and hydrated.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 02:15 PM (BXMxN)

296 I passed one of the local supermarkets today about 12:00 and there was not a space to be seen. I am waiting to go to the market until I have some money again which won't happen till Wednesday morning. Hopefully things won't be sold out then. Spouse says "We have to have a pumpkin pie." I cannot imagine that there won't be pumpkin pies available Wednesday morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 02:15 PM (AllCR)

297 My guess Ace had an open thread in mind, saw this one already up, and went back to tanning hobo hide for a new couch cover.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (/hTUk)

298 So how was the Chris Wallace interview with GEOTUS?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

299 >>Can't we get some lez action from Sinema from the early 00's instead? Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

No. The Sinema-Acosta Symbiosis Project would be compromised if her libido is interfered with prior to the Acosta coupling. Her state of compliance and interest must be sufficiently maintained.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

300 problem with Flake is that he could go third party when he doesn't get the nomination, cipher enough votes away from PDT and then we get stuck with.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (d7Ww2)

301 Just another manic Monday, wish it were a Sunday
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (QDvfw)

Susanna Hoffs has aged well.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (2DOZq)

302 291 You'd have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your ass off at what is happening in Tijuana.

Mexican racists are protesting against the Central American invaders.
-------------------------------
Want to see it go to eleventy? Just close the border crossing for a week. This is crossing the beams. Cats and dogs living together, end times in TJ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)

303 The NeverTrumpers will find plenty of Quixotic
candidates to satisfy their refined principles. And then they will vote
for the Democrat because principles. And paycheck.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (hLRSq)
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
I'm gonna vote for Skateboard Jesus,For President of the good old USA.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (37IEG)

304

2:18 and no Ace?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (GN8zw)

305 I think they are going to hire her back. They see now it was all a set up and the manager was right. Another of our awesome Somali Muslim immigrants.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:13 PM (2DOZq)
------
Her own company facilitated the narrative of her being a rrrrrraaaaaycist. She should lawyer up and sue the shit out them.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (Xvo1a)

306 71
Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race.



The reason for it taking so long to determine the winner of this race?



Because Utah is experiencing first time voter same day registration
and voting. Every ballot cast by a same day registrant means their
ballot is provisional until it is confirmed they are eligible to vote in
Utah. So this is why there is a two week delay.



Third world countries don't do elections the way we do .



And just think, Michigan has now approved same day registration and voting for the next election.



Can't wait for it to take a month to find out the winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (lZnHt)

Why this is taking so long is that Utah is actually following the law and checking the validity of each vote.

In Florida, Georgia, and others, they just count them and throw them in the pile of legitimate votes. This is one of the many ways the Demos steal votes.

Interesting to see how Mia continues to relate to PDT if she wins. This, after PDT soft-slammed her for losing because she didn't want PDT to campaign for her. "Mia Love showed me no love".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (UsCnO)

307 Mexican racists are protesting against the Central American invaders.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (/tuJf

Probably organized by the cartels .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (2DOZq)

308 I saw Gravy Mix Worms open for Junior Brown, Dorton Arena, 1996.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (ismre)

309 294
Flake/Sin Enema/Occupied Cervix 2020!

White House 3-Way!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 02:15 PM (UFLLM)

Poor Jeff. She looks like a biter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:18 PM (bcbK8)

310 There have to be nude pix of her. She's as gullible as Hofstra University freshman girl from Binghamton.

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at November 19, 2018 02:18 PM (H7LIz)

311 2:18 and no Ace?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (GN8zw)



He's out shopping a new designer flea collar.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:18 PM (NLLmE)

312 Whats the over/under on the number of Dem Presidential Candidates starting in 2019?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (2LelM)

313 A little trivia for you young kids who don't know, Joe Theismann's last name was pronounced Theesmann until it was changed in college to increase his chances of winning the Heisman trophy.
-----------------------------------------

Joe said that so many people in NJ, where he grew up, used the long-E pronunciation that the family finally gave up correcting them --- except for his (Austrian) dad, who would still introduce himself with the German pronunciation of Thizemann. It was something of a family joke.

But yeah, Joe went with Theesmann until the switch at Notre Dame. His father was thrilled at the change. Other members of the family, not so much. They were used to Theesmann and continued to use it!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (Rxduq)

314 Two words. Key Lime Pie.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NLLmE)

That's five words.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (bcbK

Three, sir.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (AURKQ)

315 Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (Xvo1a)


I'm thinking they are going to make it worth her while to accept a rehire.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (2DOZq)

316 Two words: bad word count skills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (miE9U)

317
All the reportage I've seen yet on The Caravan vs TJ (good names for wrestlers, btw) is by libs who literally open with words like "shocking," "outrageous," "racist," etc.

Who knew Mexicans could be like that? Wow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (13CQC)

318 Our in-depth investigations reveal that the wackos at Democratic Underground are at least as wacky as ever, and possibly even more.

Posted by: Moron News Service at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (ctuyM)

319 Saw this on Twitter the other day from a parody account called Sports Trump:

@realSportsTrump So the failing #Browns want to hire Crazy Condoleeza Rice, the same person who helped ruin Iraq and destabilized the Middle East. The fans will never allow this!
#MakeBrownsGreatAgain

11:59 AM Nov 18,2018 Twitter for iPhone

I didn't stop laughing about it the whole day.

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (BDZWU)

320 Soooo,had an old packet of McCormick's gravy mix.Said it expired in January of 2016."Gravy mix expiring ,bullshit,how bad can it be?"Start making it in a sauce pan."Those things floating in it look like worms.."They were.

extra protein. nice.
Posted by: Insect Comestible Advocacy Front


Here's something to think about.
How did they get inside a sealed package?

Hint: they were there to begin with.

Mind blown

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (2El4P)

321 That Saudi journalist was an al Quaeda fan. Shouldn't we be cheering his dismemberment?

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (foNmJ)

322 Since folks are talking pumpkin pie, do you refrigerate or not? I grew up not refrigerating (and had pumpkin pie for breakfast for a couple days after Thanksgiving). But all the recipes I find say to refrigerate.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (+F0Wk)

323 Who knew Mexicans could be like that? Wow.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (13CQC)
I did!

Posted by: salvadoran worker at Chik Fil A at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (37IEG)

324
I passed one of the local supermarkets today about 12:00 and there was
not a space to be seen. I am waiting to go to the market until I have
some money again which won't happen till Wednesday morning. Hopefully
things won't be sold out then. Spouse says "We have to have a pumpkin
pie." I cannot imagine that there won't be pumpkin pies available
Wednesday morning.

My sister's a baker for one of the local supermarket. They bake pies 24 hours a day from now until Wednesday. She makes her Christmas shopping money in OT this week.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (sf1AO)

325 Chief Wahoo is no more yet Mr. Met roams free? What kind of screwed up world is this?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher

I am the result of rampant drug use in sports.

Posted by: The Flyers freak of nature at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (Z04f8)

326 Blonde Morticia, the US and Mexico would be such natural allies if it weren't for all the illegal immigration.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (miE9U)

327 Mia Love was great in that movie Where The Boys Arent 15.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (zZXDy)

328 >>>311 He's out shopping a new designer flea collar.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:18 PM (NLLmE)

But it's still 35 days 'til Christmas!

http://www.xmasclock.com

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (GkIz4)

329 300
problem with Flake is that he could go third party when he doesn't get
the nomination, cipher enough votes away from PDT and then we get stuck
with.....



Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 02:16 PM (d7Ww2)

It will all be Democrat money and McCain supporters, so not much to work with.

Better to try to get 15%-20% of the black vote and 40% of the Latino vote. Trump's policies actually help these groups of people gain wealth the old-fashioned way, by earning it with a job.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (UsCnO)

330 Mia Love is related to Mike Love, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (miE9U)

331
320 Here's something to think about.
How did they get inside a sealed package?


if you look *very* closely, you'll usually find the tiny little hole through which they entered. that's been my experience, anyway; ymmv.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (xGZ+b)

332 327 Mia Love was great in that movie Where The Boys Arent 15.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (zZXDy)

She really was. A better performance than her congressional whoring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (bcbK8)

333 A little trivia for you young kids who don't know, Joe Theismann's last name was pronounced Theesmann until it was changed in college to increase his chances of winning the Heisman trophy.

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That's why I'm changing my name to Megabucks Powerball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Mexico has never been out allies or friends.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (zZXDy)

335 problem with Flake is that he could go third party when he doesn't get the nomination, cipher enough votes away from PDT and then we get stuck with.....
Posted by: nurse ratched


Flake can't siphon votes with a portapotty cleaning truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (2El4P)

336 Michigan's 16 electoral votes go to in 2020 right now .....anybody but Trump.

The fix is in.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (foNmJ)

337 That Saudi journalist was an al Quaeda fan. Shouldn't we be cheering his dismemberment?
Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (foNmJ)



NAZI!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (F4u7C)

338 Here's something to think about.
How did they get inside a sealed package?

if you look *very* closely, you'll usually find the tiny little hole through which they entered. that's been my experience, anyway; ymmv.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (xGZ+b)

Yep. If you had kept in a sealed container/ jar it still would have been fine.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2DOZq)

339 322 Since folks are talking pumpkin pie, do you refrigerate or not? I grew up not refrigerating (and had pumpkin pie for breakfast for a couple days after Thanksgiving). But all the recipes I find say to refrigerate.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (+F0Wk)

I do...but I know folks who just leave it out and munch on it over a few days.

Those folks are college students, but still...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (bcbK8)

340 Anonosaurus, calling yourself Ronald Thump didn't work out eh? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (miE9U)

341 >>That Saudi journalist was an al Quaeda fan. Shouldn't we be cheering his dismemberment?

Here's an interesting article about Jamal Khashoggi which should put to rest the idea that he was just an innocent reporter. He was a spy with ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

Best part is the author of the article, Alexander Downer. Yes, that Alexander Downer.

https://tinyurl.com/y8skyww2

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

342
2:26 and no Ace?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (GN8zw)

343 Mexico has never been out allies or friends.
Posted by: literally serious



They're still pissed about that whole Alamo/San Jacinto thingy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2El4P)

344 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee. Where I come from we have Pecan Pie. The wife is from upstate NY so we have Pumpkin. I have convinced her that rice and gravy beats taters and gravy. So there's hope.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)

345 Hint: they were there to begin with.

Mind Chunks, blown
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM (2El4P)

FIFY

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (AURKQ)

346
A pumpkin pie, with all that brown and white sugar, is a petri dish if sitting out more than a day. Unless you keep a really cool house.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (e7O7B)

347 Mexico has never been out allies or friends.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (zZXDy)

What? Don't look at me that way!

Posted by: Zimmerman telegram at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (2DOZq)

348 >>Pumpkin pie is so Yankee.

So is Thanksgiving. You're welcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

349 They're still pissed about that whole Alamo/San Jacinto thingy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2El4P)
Heh, now you're making me smile.
Texas Five Ever

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (37IEG)

350 Open Thread Until Ace

He must've had yet another sleepless night.


The easiest remedy is for ace to move to the other side of the Earth. Then he'll have sleepless days, the way it should be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (Gk3gh)

351 291
You'd have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your ass off at what is happening in Tijuana.



Mexican racists are protesting against the Central American invaders.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (/tuJf)


This will be the excuse to let the invaders in. Mexicans won't accept them.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (kc+Bd)

352 I wonder if I can get in on the offended by a mascot thing. Let's see... I am deeply offended by the mascots/logos of the Boston Celtics and Notre Dame. I demand millions of dollars for my hurt feelings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (OLCnA)

353 314 Two words. Key Lime Pie.
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (NLLmE)

That's five words.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (bcbK

Three, sir.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 02:19 PM (AURKQ)

"Three words."

-King Arthur

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (bcbK8)

354
Whats the over/under on the number of Dem Presidential Candidates starting in 2019?
----------------
Double digits for sure. Many of them will actually be preening, not running.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (13CQC)

355 Sounds like the Redskins signed Sanchez as their emergency backup QB. How long before the Skins get shamed for not signing Kraperdick? Nike loves them some free advertising.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (2LelM)

356
Since folks are talking pumpkin pie, do you refrigerate or not? I grew up not refrigerating (and had pumpkin pie for breakfast for a couple days after Thanksgiving). But all the recipes I find say to refrigerate.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM

I do...but I know folks who just leave it out and munch on it over a few days.

Those folks are college students, but still...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM


there are those who will tell you not to eat raw cookie dough, as well

leave it out

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (ZQfW9)

357 Same day registration is insane.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (Ylmnt)

358 So many people here have had suggestions on how to IMPROVE pecan pie. Here's a rundown of all of them so far:

- vanilla
- bourbon
- brown sugar
- chocolate
- protein powder
- edible panties
- motor oil
- Tide pods
- automatic transmission

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (miE9U)

359
"Three words."

-King Arthur
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (bcbK



A three letter word......JOBS.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (F4u7C)

360 I have never refrigerated pumpkin pie. Never in my life.

I'm also an old brain damaged POS, so take that into account.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (PFy0L)

361 I wonder if I can get in on the offended by a mascot thing. Let's see... I am deeply offended by the mascots/logos of the Boston Celtics and Notre Dame. I demand millions of dollars for my hurt feelings
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Spartans
Buccaneers
Vikings
Pirates
Yankees ( I'm a Mets fan)

Posted by: The Flyers freak of nature at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (Z04f8)

362 344 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee. Where I come from we have Pecan Pie. The wife is from upstate NY so we have Pumpkin. I have convinced her that rice and gravy beats taters and gravy. So there's hope.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)

I love rice AND taters but that's just crazy, yo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (bcbK8)

363 Is Key Lime Pie Yankee? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (k7vsg)

364 >>>356
Since folks are talking pumpkin pie, do you refrigerate or not? I grew up not refrigerating (and had pumpkin pie for breakfast for a couple days after Thanksgiving). But all the recipes I find say to refrigerate.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2018 02:20 PM

Put it under a glass dome or something, don't just "leave it out."

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (GkIz4)

365
Mexican racists are protesting against the Central American invaders.



Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:14 PM (/tuJf)
This will be the excuse to let the invaders in. Mexicans won't accept them.


Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (kc+Bd)

------------
Then what's our excuse for letting Mexicans in? After all, they're racists.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (13CQC)

366 So that creepy dude in CO who murdered his pregnant wife and two little daughters over the summer was sentenced to life in prison today, as a result of a plea deal. He agreed to plead guilty in exchange for the prosecutors taking the death penalty off the table, which they did because the wife's family didn't want him executed.

Apparently, he was not required to allocute at the sentencing hearing (could be a tactical mistake on the prosecutors' part), but it was revealed during the hearing that he had suffocated the two girls, and strangled the wife to death.

My guess is that he'd gone into the girls' bedroom the night before the wife was due back, put a pillow on their faces, and held it down until they were dead. The prosecutor said the older girl, Bella, had fought to live. Poor thing must have been terrified in her last moments.

I wish they had made him allocute. He should have had to stand there and say the words, describing the horrible things he did to his family, and why he did them. His creepy mother is already trying to claim that his plea was coerced.

Anyway, he'll spend the rest of his sorry life, however long that may be, in prison. I don't think he did it because of the other woman he'd been seeing. They had been dating for less than two months at the time of the murders, and didn't even know each other very well. It appears he had just decided he didn't want to be burdened with a wife and three kids, so he decided to kill them and rid himself of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 02:27 PM (fqUgw)

367
This will be the excuse to let the invaders in. Mexicans won't accept them.
------------------
Well we could trade Mexicans for Hondurans. Do you think they'd go for that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:27 PM (2LelM)

368 So many people here have had suggestions on how to IMPROVE pecan pie. Here's a rundown of all of them so far:

- vanilla
- bourbon
- brown sugar
- chocolate
- protein powder
- edible panties
- motor oil
- Tide pods
- automatic transmission
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (miE9U)


A blown big block with ported heads, large cam and ceramic coated headers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 02:27 PM (F4u7C)

369 Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (sf1AO)

Wow; That's a lot of pies! Good for her effort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 02:27 PM (AllCR)

370 Would it be considered gauche to carve a silly/scary face into a pumpkin pie and serve it over a lightbox?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 02:27 PM (AURKQ)

371 No pie at our house... Everyone hated pumpkin.. Daughter is making a gluten free cheesecake... Low carb too... I'm making cookies for the grand kids

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (O2RFr)

372 360
I have never refrigerated pumpkin pie. Never in my life.



I'm also an old brain damaged POS, so take that into account.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (PFy0L)
Yeah, the old "pie safes" they had top notch refrigeration they did.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (37IEG)

373 363 Is Key Lime Pie Yankee? Asking for a friend...
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No. Limes come from the south. Sugar too. Its a an old and welcomed pie down south.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (2LelM)

374 So many people here have had suggestions on how to IMPROVE pecan pie. Here's a rundown of all of them so far:

- vanilla
- bourbon
- brown sugar
- chocolate
- protein powder
- edible panties
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM


I'm happy to help you out with that last ingredient, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Lena at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (ctuyM)

375 Here's an interesting article about Jamal Khashoggi which should put to rest the idea that he was just an innocent reporter. He was a spy with ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

Oh yeah. Had he been gunned down on the street we wouldn't have given a flying Medina fuck who did it. We'd cheer for them, and the WaPo could go to hell.

But offing him in the embassy? To quote my personal hero Talleyrand, it's worse than a crime, it's a blunder.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (8erNz)

376 358 So many people here have had suggestions on how to IMPROVE pecan pie. Here's a rundown of all of them so far:

- vanilla
- bourbon
- brown sugar
- chocolate
- protein powder
- edible panties
- motor oil
- Tide pods
- automatic transmission
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (miE9U)

Having your gf/wife bake it for you in nothing but a tiny apron and working up an appetite with long vigorous sex.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (zZXDy)

377 Pumpkin pie usually does last more than two or three days at our house. It's just me and the wife and we still go through two pies in three days. I take eating pumpkin pie as a serious responsibility.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

378 329

The economy is about as good as it can be right now. If this economy didn't get blacks and Hispanic on team GOP, no economy will.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (Ylmnt)

379 362
344 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee. Where I come from we have Pecan Pie. The
wife is from upstate NY so we have Pumpkin. I have convinced her that
rice and gravy beats taters and gravy. So there's hope.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)



I love rice AND taters but that's just crazy, yo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM (bcbK
Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (37IEG)

380 Lena, thanks I think :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (miE9U)

381 I'm using my Tide Pods as Christmas Ornaments.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

382 @378 True

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (k7vsg)

383 Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.

peeeecan

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)

384 So many people here have had suggestions on how to IMPROVE pecan pie. Here's a rundown of all of them so far:



- vanilla

- bourbon

- brown sugar

- chocolate

- protein powder

- edible panties

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:26 PM


It's already a given that used motor oil gives it that deep, lustrous brown color, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (TUU1F)

385 Off moronic former VP sock.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (F4u7C)

386 If Ace is feeling like me today, he's struggling to keep his remarks on current events out of *types, deletes* territory.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (tSXzq)

387
The economy is about as good as it can be right now. If this economy didn't get blacks and Hispanic on team GOP, no economy will.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (Ylmnt)

The true test will be 2020 when Trump is up for re-election.

Too many variables n local races.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (NFEMn)

388 gluten free. What's the point?

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

389 Stop talking about pie. I am trying to be good until Thursday.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (a0IVu)

390 Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.
----------------------
Make pleasant small talk to them while their at work. They fucking have no clue what to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (2LelM)

391 literally serious, that works too

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (miE9U)

392
Blonde Morticia, the US and Mexico would be such natural allies if it weren't for all the illegal immigration.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:21 PM (miE9U)

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Anyways, the question was snarky. Mexicans will be "White Hispanics" before you know it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (13CQC)

393 380 Lena, thanks I think :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (miE9U)

That might be Lena Dunham.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (GkIz4)

394 I wish they had made him allocute. He should have had to stand there and say the words, describing the horrible things he did to his family, and why he did them. His creepy mother is already trying to claim that his plea was coerced.

Anyway, he'll spend the rest of his sorry life, however long that may be, in prison. I don't think he did it because of the other woman he'd been seeing. They had been dating for less than two months at the time of the murders, and didn't even know each other very well. It appears he had just decided he didn't want to be burdened with a wife and three kids, so he decided to kill them and rid himself of them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

His parents ranted about him "only" killing her, continuing to blame the dead wife for killing the kids. No word on stuffing the kids into an oil tank.

The mistress said that they barely knew each other, but stated that the relationship "became physical" months prior to the murders. That make any sense ladies?

She was smart enough to rat him out once she saw the murders. I guess that she realized that the message traffic would involve her, and my bet is that it involves pics.

Posted by: The Flyers freak of nature at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (Z04f8)

395 383
Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.



peeeecan

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)
See.....when ever durned fool knows that's the can ya keep under the bed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (37IEG)

396 Now, if someone named their team The Butt Pirates. Well, THERE'S a mascot I can get behind!

Posted by: Shep! at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (t41dG)

397 Pumpkin pie usually does last more than two or three days at our house. It's just me and the wife and we still go through two pies in three days. I take eating pumpkin pie as a serious responsibility.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 02:28 PM


I did the calorie count on a single slice of pumpkin pie -- 400. Each pie is equal to almost the calorie content of a pound of fat.

I like pumpkin pie, bake it all year. But I have to space out my eating of it. So into the frig' it goes, and some is given away.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (e7O7B)

398 gluten free. What's the point?

Actually it's quite good.... crust is almond concoction and the filling has fake sugar... Everything else is the same...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:31 PM (O2RFr)

399 Still no Ace? I'm beginning to worry.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (m2bLi)

400 Pumpkin should be in a pie, and not ever in a beer.

The first mistake a brewer makes when deciding to make pumpkin beer, is deciding to make pumpkin beer.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (9rXxD)

401
Steve, do you grind up the trannys for your pecan pie, or dice, or...?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (UFLLM)

402 Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (ctuyM)

403 I've had some good gluten free cakes and pies. If done right, very tasty.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (Ylmnt)

404 Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.



peeeecan

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)

I'm from NY originally and grew up pronouncing it pea-con.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

405 Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan


"Those weird things that Jethro eats"

Posted by: It works on Mets fans too at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (Z04f8)

406 That Snake Plissken looking guy from Texas (TEXAS!!) LIT UP some libs on a news show about Trump and his "threatening our democracy."

Twitchy has it with a vid. It's good.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (F4u7C)

407 In Vino, nope! I like it extra crunchy!

m, at this stage I am desperate...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (miE9U)

408 Better to try to get 15%-20% of the black vote and 40% of the Latino vote. Trump's policies actually help these groups of people gain wealth the old-fashioned way, by earning it with a job.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (UsCnO)

Trump should go right into the lions den and actively court the votes of blacks and Hispanics.
It will be harder for the media to paint him as a racist when he is meeting with them and ASKING them to vote for him.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (NFEMn)

409 Have any of the COBs called Ace's cat or local police to have them run over and do a welfare check?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (2XyT4)

410 390
Yankee detection device - get them to pronounce pecan.

----------------------

Make pleasant small talk to them while their at work. They fucking have no clue what to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (2LelM)
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! so TRUE!
"So how was y'alls weekend?""Uh, what? Can you check these spreadsheets for me?"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:33 PM (37IEG)

411 clutch, yup! It's all about how it looks... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:33 PM (miE9U)

412 This will be the excuse to let the invaders in. Mexicans won't accept them.
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 02:25 PM (kc+Bd)


We need to learn jiu jitsu. This could be used as a reverse excuse.

We will not accept them, therefore Mexico should be pressured into accepting them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:33 PM (/qEW2)

413 He lives!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:33 PM (sf1AO)

414 elections are over democrats loose georgia florida races. republicans shocked about arizona desperately looking for voter fraud ;but republicans run state put in such tuff laws to stop voter fraud making registering and voting difficult to stop democrats from voting find fraud and illegal voting very difficult to find. here is arizona's republicans real problem over half babies born in az mexican and half in grade school are too! ad blacks and native americans this is what is happening in az!

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:33 PM (I6idP)

415 nood! ace

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (GkIz4)

416 Have any of the COBs called Ace's cat or local police to have them run over and do a welfare check?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (2XyT4)


Ace is on welfare?

HIT THE TIP JAR, MORONS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (F4u7C)

417 From PJ Media
Many of us aren't accustomed to socializing with people who think differently from us, especially about politics.
So how can you talk with people who disagree with you without setting off this fight-or-flight response?
Translation:
Our constant spouting of leftist rhetoric and flaming of straw man arguments doesn't go over very well when we are doing it in front of our conservative relatives. Rather than politely dropping the subject, here's an NPC dialogue to call and respond with.

Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (DHLh0)

418 Can I get me a pecan pie made with walnuts here?

Posted by: John "Make My Philly Cheesesteak With Swiss Instead Of American" Kerry at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (kc+Bd)

419 It. Is. Alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (/tuJf)

420 Pee Cans are supposed to be used to support and hold sugar together in both pie and pralines.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (9rXxD)

421 if " pecan " isn't a homophone with " peekin' ", you're a filthy reb. Or a furriner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (AURKQ)

422 Better to try to get 15%-20% of the black vote and 40% of the Latino vote. Trump's policies actually help these groups of people gain wealth the old-fashioned way, by earning it with a job.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:22 PM (UsCnO)

--

GOP: Hello, African-Americans! Are you aware that Dems R the Real Racists and black unemployment is down? We'll cut your taxes also!

Dems: We finna take whitey's shit and give to y'all!

Blacks: *vote 90% Dem*

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (ismre)

423
398 gluten free. What's the point?

Actually it's quite good.... crust is almond concoction and the filling has fake sugar... Everything else is the same...


do you serve it with caffeine free diet coke?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (xGZ+b)

424 Blacks still voted 90%+ Dem as they always do. Good economy, bad economy means shit. Blacks vote.Democrat. Period.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (Ylmnt)

425 I have been thinking about all the people who have such a hard time during the holidays. I know one fellow who is divorced and has an arrangement with his ex-wife so that he sees the kidsthe evening before a holiday and she sees them on the actual holiday and vice versa the nest holiday. I think this is fairly common arrangement. However, this year his kids are not even speaking to him and don't return his text messages or letters. I invited him over but I don't think he will come. Even if people were upset with me I'd rather they tell me that than just shun me, . I suggested he might help serve TG dinners for people who have no place to go so he was doing something useful and he was thinking about it, but I don't know if he feels up to that. So hard for him!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (AllCR)

426 Then there is the whole mincemeat pie thing. My English Grandma Skookumchuk used to make them from scratch, with suet et al. Maybe someday we'll ditch the Crosse and Blackwell canned stuff for the real thing. That's next.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (CeJUf)

427 >>peeeecan Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 02:29 PM (O2RFr)

Correctly pronounced, it should sound like a single ricochet in an old war movie battle-scene (phonetically, below):

"BOOM! Ratatatatatat...tatatat! Peown! P'kon! Pingpingping...BOOOOM!"

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

428 409 Have any of the COBs called Ace's cat or local police to have them run over and do a welfare check?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (2XyT4)

Cops refuse to do it twice. "I ain't goin' there sarge--there were hobo corpses and collapsed shelves!"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

429 My daughter is going to france on Friday and my wife was trying t o coach her how to be courteous to the frogs...I told her she should tell them that her Military Father said they should kiss her Jewish Ass for what America has done for them and thank her that they are not speaking German.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (bim/x)

430 The new US Rep from Texas 2nd, Dan Crenshaw, looks like an upcoming
force. He was on CBS Face the Nation on Sunday, surrounded by
Leftists and Democrats (but I repeat myself). There was a new Demo
Leftie from Colorado who chirped one of their talking points, namely
"Trump is taking away our democratic freedoms".


Crenshaw owned them immediately, and speaking quietly and confidently as well. It was beautiful. He shut them down, pointing out the election turned over power to the Democrats. The others stuttered and had no answer.



Dan Crenshaw is the
guy who SNL made fun of a few weeks ago because he wore an eye-patch
(from an IED explosion in Afghanistan when he served), and then owned
them with logic and kindness.


I'm
telling you, pay attention to this guy. Still very early, but this
guy is coming out to the national press, throwing 60 yard bombs, hitting
his receivers perfectly on the dead run. Start by practicing the
phrase "Senator Dan Crenshaw".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (UsCnO)

431 I did the calorie count on a single slice of pumpkin pie -- 400. Each pie is equal to almost the calorie content of a pound of fat.
--------------------
A slice of pecan pie is 503 calories. Go big or go home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (2LelM)

432 348 >>Pumpkin pie is so Yankee.

So is Thanksgiving. You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (/tuJf)
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Berkeley Hundred, VIRGINIA, 1619 --- first decreed day of Thanksgiving with promise to celebrate it annually.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (Rxduq)

433 Crenshaw owned them immediately, and speaking quietly and confidently as
well. It was beautiful. He shut them down, pointing out the election
turned over power to the Democrats. The others stuttered and had no
answer.

I meant Democrat control of the House, of course. I kept getting those effing Error 500 messages and didn't proof read the 5th change to get it posted.


Sorry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (UsCnO)

434 The 49's hired a full time assistant receivers and offensive line coach who was not only a female, but a lesbian last year. Two boxes checkmarked.
Is she still a lesbian this year?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (nBr1j)

435 The Prof at Legal Insurrection has more details on AcostaTheMouth ruling. The actual transcript is (only) now available. It does not seem like a sweeping win for CNN and their crybaby. More like, the new rules will "lay down the law" for future disruptions so a "due process" can be provided.


Whether any "due process" at all is in order is beyond me, but perhaps some previous actions had laid out certain "rights" for the reporters to have access, idk. As I see it the prez should be able to fire his appointees for any reason, and be able to remove obnoxious reporters, based only on the opinion of the WH person in charge of maintaining decorum in the room.


If some other standard had somehow been established, it should be un-established. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Cus5s)

436 Start by practicing the
phrase "Senator Dan Crenshaw".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (UsCnO)

We could do worse

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (bcbK8)

437 Due Process: "Fuck You, Pay me"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (bim/x)

438 424 Blacks still voted 90%+ Dem as they always do. Good economy, bad economy means shit. Blacks vote.Democrat. Period.
-----------------------
You don't understand the Trump phenomena. Black males will vote for Trump not other Gopers, because Trump is the Daddy Mac. Same thing happened to white Dems without Obama on the ticket. See Ferguson effect on Old White Dem Senators in 2014.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (2LelM)

439 We could do worse
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (bcbK

We often do. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (bim/x)

440 Trump should go right into the lions den and actively court the votes of blacks and Hispanics.
It will be harder for the media to paint him as a racist when he is meeting with them and ASKING them to vote for him.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 02:32 PM (NFEMn)


That won't work. No way to bootstrap it. Except for a few astute members, they vote as a block for Dems and Trump will not be welcome in their strongholds.

Can you imagine him trying to hold a rally in LA or Ferguson? There would be no traction. It would be like him trying to get a commencement gig at the Berkeley campus.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (/qEW2)

441 My daughter is going to france on Friday and my wife was trying t o coach her how to be courteous to the frogs...I told her she should tell them that her Military Father said they should kiss her Jewish Ass for what America has done for them and thank her that they are not speaking German.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (bim/x)


I doubt that will have much of an effect. They are probably looking forward to the day when their official language is Arabic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (/qEW2)

442 79
160 I find it a bit suspicious than Miss Love is pulling ahead this late in the game.

It's
like what happened in Arizona - Sen.-elect Code Pinko was clearly ahead
in that race until the last week or two in the campaign, and raked-in a
boatload of early votes. Those, believe it or not, don't get counted
until AFTER the polls close.

Same thing is happening in Utah, only to save a RINO rather than elect a commie-curious skuz-bag.


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:56 PM (NYS7S)

Utah just started same day registration, and they are also serious at validating the voters were real and authorized to vote. Until a few years ago, no state allowed registration less than 30 days before election day. The other areas like Broward County, by in large just count them first and toss them in the pile, eliminating any proof of vote tampering.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (UsCnO)

443 Stop talking about pie. I am trying to be good until Thursday.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 02:30 PM (a0IVu)
how about talking sweet potato pudding instead?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (F/KeJ)

444 Bannon's little speech linked here yesterday ...(at Oxford I think) ... he said we should win at least a third of the Bernie vote. I forget exactly but think he also thought we could win more minority vote.

What I didn't like is a couple times the Oxford host claimed Trump called immigrants bad things ... Bannon went along with him, that Trump is sometimes bad, says some bad shit. NO ... Trump never call immigrants "rapists and murderers" ... he says that of the illegals, and even says "some of them are good".


Quite clearly Trump is being misquoted intentionally ... he supports the BigDoor in the wall, for merit based legal immigration. Any time the left tells that lie about Trump hating immigrants, it should be made clear it is the left telling that racist/bigoted lie. Bannon agreed with it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (Cus5s)

445 Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 01:37

I remember seeing a TV show or movie about that murder.

You've told that story before but IIRC you used to have a different nic. What did you used to post under?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (yJ1e6)

446 Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen
@SecNielsen
This AM, all of #SanYsidro Port of Entry's northbound lanes were temporarily closed to initiate additional port hardening efforts after @CBP officials were notified that a large # of caravan migrants were planning to rush the border in an attempt to gain illegal access to the US.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (BqBId)

447 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee.
---
So is Thanksgiving. You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

Real Yankee is Indian Pudding. (a la mode for those modern tastes)

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (vIwls)

448 447 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee.
---
So is Thanksgiving. You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

Real Yankee is Indian Pudding. (a la mode for those modern tastes)
-------------------------
Just to remind you when the first Thanksgiving was going on to curry favor with one Indian Tribe to offset the threat of other Indian tribes and to escape starvation we in Virginia were exporting a cash crop to Europe that built America. Just so you know. Oh, and we landed where we intended to land unlike those inbred Round Heads.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

449 I remember seeing a TV show or movie about that murder.

You've told that story before but IIRC you used to have a different nic. What did you used to post under?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM


I change my nic as often as possible. I have hundred of socks.

Best answer? I forget.

It was a helluva story, I'm just glad they got him.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (e7O7B)

450 Pumpkin pie is so Yankee.

---

So is Thanksgiving. You're welcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:24 PM (/tuJf)



Real Yankee is Indian Pudding. (a la mode for those modern tastes)

-------------------------

Just to remind you when the first Thanksgiving was going on to curry
favor with one Indian Tribe to offset the threat of other Indian tribes
and to escape starvation we in Virginia were exporting a cash crop to
Europe that built America. Just so you know. Oh, and we landed where we
intended to land unlike those inbred Round Heads.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM


Kids, kids....save the fighting for when you see your relatives on Thursday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (p+Wdc)

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