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The Morning Rant

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"So, Jimmy Acosta got a judge to give him his WH press pass back, at least temporarily. Does anyone else remember the old days when President Obama banned Fox News *entirely* from his press conferences, and nobody said boo? Good times."




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President Trump Should Do His Press Conferences While Sitting In This:

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Barkeep, I'll Have A Beer:

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Florida Woman:

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Identify This Happy Couple:

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Clue: Both have a connection with the 1970s Democratic Party

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:33 AM




Comments

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1

Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)

2 Oy, that chair!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

3 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (/qEW2)

4 Hey! The fix is in, I see!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (so+oy)

5 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

6

What a way to start a Monday. The Corgis have been summoned.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (HaL55)

7 The Carters

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (YuQLm)

8 Well, if it ain't that wise ol' ape!

Posted by: mindful webworker - twists with terrapins at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (Y1zFj)

9 349

Go.

Rilla
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)

heh

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (GkIz4)

10 The happy couple:

A psychopath with a guy who played a clown.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (H7LIz)

11 Could that be John Wayne Gacy Jr. and Rosalynn Carter?????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy)

12 5 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)


Excellent. Now, explain to the young-uns on here why they were famous.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (JAhKD)

13 Well I knew it was Roselyn (?), just thought it was a fat Jimmah

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (YuQLm)

14 Dianne Feinstein and Jim Jones?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (hLRSq)

15 is that KellyAnn Conway's parents?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (AURKQ)

16 That looks like a young KellyAnn Conway and her fat idiot of a husband.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

17 top 20

now to see what we're ranting, well deservedly naturally, about today.

besides the f'ing democraps and turncoat rinos trying to kill us all

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (8D42x)

18
CNN is the Most Respected Name in News while Fox is just the propaganda organ of the Murdochs.

That's the exact justification that would be used.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (BWL+E)

19 Omigosh, the Sarah Sanders meme is hilarious!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (GkIz4)

20 and, yes... i need that Scorpion Throne in my life, somehow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (AURKQ)

21 Def Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (vg8iE)

22 Boehner, Biden and Obama in the same photo.

Are you TRYING to make me vomit?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (H7LIz)

23 Needs the chair from Game of Thrones

Posted by: Mr Carlson (The Big Guy) at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (cqNba)

24
Roslyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (/9p9e)

25 Ah - another pair.

Well, one was first lady and the other made crawl spaces notorious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

26 Think more significantly, Obama's WH press office called and berated journalists all the damn time, not just threatening to turn off access to the offending reporter, but to their publication. That came out every now and then but the MSM covered it up for the most part -- in order to not jeopardize their access. It worked.

The other significant press restriction by Obama was often shutting press photographers from events, then releasing official WH photos for the press to use. At least that one got some public complaints.

And yet - and yet!! -- no one was screeching about a Constitutional crisis - war on journalism - OMG, he's putting targets on us, you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

27 I'm torn between not having any more press conferences "since legal proceedings are ongoing" and calling on Acosta and him only.

Pretty sure after the second all-Acosta the asshole session, his colleagues will beat him to death in the parking lot.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Z04f8)

28 Trump should sit in that chair and play "Rock You Like A Hurricane."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (H7LIz)

29

That chair. *grabby hands*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (HaL55)

30 I figured the guy in the pic was a Kennedy but he seemed to sober for that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (8D42x)

31 I love the karma pic, say's it all.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (qZdIZ)

32 We really need a pop-up that say...

Do you really want to use that sock?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (cqNba)

33 I knew the Dems were a bunch of clowns and psychos, but I'd forgotten how much overlap there was...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (AM1GF)

34 True story.. back in the mid 70's, I did a lot of one-man gigs in bars and restaurants.. and for a while I was without a car and would be waiting for a bus at 1 am.. south side of Chicago.. so things are not exactly dead at 1 am anywhere in the city.. but still creepy.

A guy looking a lot like Gacy offered me a ride one night.. I refused.. he said he liked guys.. I really refused! When I got off the bus 4 miles later, there he was!

I had a very nervous 3 block walk from the bus stop to home..

I bought a $100 beater very soon after!

Now.. I have no idea if it was really Gacy.. but creepy story nonetheless.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (so+oy)

35 IIRC, this was taken at a Rotarian event (Gacy was a highly respected and high-level Rotarian) at which there was a meet-and-greet with the First Lady.

And, IIRC (too lazy to run it down), Gacy had already committed one or two murders by this time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (kqsXK)

36 Willowed:

What William Goldman did better than anybody was give us The One Line That Changes Everything.

Example: In Butch Cassidy, the Sundance Kid has Etta Place at gunpoint, forcing her to strip. We think we're about to watch a rape here. Suddenly Etta whispers, "Just once I wish you'd be on time!" And without any more explanation than that, everything has changed from Rape to Consensual Game-Playing Sex.

He used it in his novels and his screenplays both. Never did he overdo it; the two times he used it in Marathon Man were perfect. But it was a kind of trademark.

I need to reread his novel Boys and Girls Together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (V7hgh)

37 I preferred it when OM linked pictures of hot girls from the past.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

38 > Omigosh, the Sarah Sanders meme is hilarious!

In case you haven't seen it, the Sarah Sanders lip-reading parody is friggin' awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (vOkuK)

39 Friends in crawl spaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGI5jhmoRhk

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (cxHbL)

40 http://bit.ly/2zgU3az
====
White House Suspending Jim Acosta Again - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (BqBId)

41 He's thinking about how easy it would be to strangle her with that dopey scarf she's wearing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (H7LIz)

42 I knew the Dems were a bunch of clowns and psychos, but I'd forgotten how much overlap there was...
Posted by: Brother Cavil



It's like a vicious circle!!

Posted by: Venn at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (Z04f8)

43 That Bad Lip Reading on Sarah Sanders is phenomenal. One of their best.

Though the debates gave them a lot to work with.

And of course the Star Wars ones are fun, and who can forget Redneck Avengers?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (84QUd)

44 Mornin horde.
Crushing a 5 day week into maybe two.. it all depends on how far behind I want to be next week.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 11:39 AM (/hTUk)

45 John Wayne Gacy and Rosalind Carter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:39 AM (fDU8w)

46 That chair is epic, and the Kavanaugh meme is spot the fuck on.

Eat it, Avanatti.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:39 AM (F4u7C)

47 28 Trump should sit in that chair and play "Rock You Like A Hurricane."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (H7LIz)

ISWYDT

And yes, I kinda want that chair too.
A little 'Baron Harkkonen' but still cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

48 12 5 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

Excellent. Now, explain to the young-uns on here why they were famous.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (JAhKD)

Her husband built houses, he filled crawlspaces.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 11:39 AM (9rXxD)

49 From Power Line, Crazy Eyes Alex in a nut-shell

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybnk6fqm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:40 AM (QDvfw)

50 MP4: and John Wayne Gacy

Oh, aggck.

I didn't recognize him without the Patches the Clown suit.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hokey pokeys with hippopotamuses at November 19, 2018 11:40 AM (Y1zFj)

51 43 That Bad Lip Reading on Sarah Sanders is phenomenal. One of their best.

Though the debates gave them a lot to work with.

And of course the Star Wars ones are fun, and who can forget Redneck Avengers?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 11:38 AM (84QUd)

I love that 'Seagulls, Stop it Now' song.
Just one guy does all that stuff. I hope he's swimming in Youtube cash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

52 and, yes... i need that Scorpion Throne in my life, somehow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (AURKQ)

Needs a beer tap in the stinger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:40 AM (fDU8w)

53 Chris Christie. I'm not sure who the woman is.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

54 Much truth in the thread memes today.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (Nk3Dy)

55 So Trump is the Scorpion King?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (QDvfw)

56 Roslyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (/9p9e)


I left work and partied my ass off the day that son of a bitch was FINALLY put to death. He was a clown in my neighborhood a couple times when I was a child.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (F4u7C)

57 11/26/2013

Nearly 40 news organizations have accused the Obama administration of improperly controlling images of the president by limiting the access granted to independent photojournalists while allowing free rein by the White House's own photographers.

In a letter and a meeting last week, the news outlets and journalism groups complained to White House Press Secretary Jay Carney about the practice, saying the White House has prevented an unvarnished view of government business, while encouraging officially sanctioned competition for private news organizations.



Did they sue Obama over this?

Of course not, just a lame boycott of WH pics.

https://tinyurl.com/yapsjhbd

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

58 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

Excellent. Now, explain to the young-uns on here why they were famous.


Amy Carter's mom & dad?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (2El4P)

59 My brother tells me Roslyn Carter's niece Jana Carter, Billy's middle daughter, later graduated from Berkeley and is married (at last check) to Van Jones, the CNN commentator and former Obama White House figure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (Z216Q)

60 Hate to correct you, OM, but when Obama threw out pressies, the libs did not say "Meh". They cheered.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (VaN/j)

61 Mrs. Carter and Gacu?

She married a buffoon and he was a clown?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (QDvfw)

62 Poor Billy Carter.. probly the only sane one in the bunch.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (/hTUk)

63 Joan Collins?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (8D42x)

64 39 Friends in crawl spaces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGI5jhmoRhk
-------
You beat me to it after Gacy got made in the photo. There's an image the Democrats have quickly consigned to oblivion!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (Nk3Dy)

65 Willowed:

Did you then bleach the dildo? You have to bleach the dildo.

Posted by: Tommy Bee at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (uloIh)

66 Amy Carter's mom & dad?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018

*
*
I met Amy Carter once, when she was pursuing an MA in Art History (or maybe it was Studio Art) in the early '90s at my university. She came into the Graduate School once. I can't say I could pick her out of a lineup, then or now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (V7hgh)

67 SHS should keep a spray bottle under the podium.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (IqOTP)

68 My brother tells me Roslyn
Carter's niece Jana Carter, Billy's middle daughter, later graduated
from Berkeley and is married (at last check) to Van Jones, the CNN
commentator and former Obama White House figure.

--

Wow...I did not know that. Seems to be true.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (JoUsr)

69

I love that 'Seagulls, Stop it Now' song.

Just one guy does all that stuff. I hope he's swimming in Youtube cash.


"Bushes of Love" is another nice ditty.

Occasionally, they'll have some guest voices. One had Jack Black and Maya Rudolph.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (HaL55)

70 67 SHS should keep a spray bottle under the podium.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018

*
*
Of Mace.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (V7hgh)

71 Lisa Murkowski and George C. Scott's ugly little brother.

Posted by: Kodak at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (uloIh)

72 Mrs. Jimmy Cracker and Killer Clown John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

73 Joan Collins?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (8D42x)


OMG no......Collins was quite fetching in her younger days. The image above is HOMELY, to say the least.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (F4u7C)

74 61 Mrs. Carter and Gacu?

She married a buffoon and he was a clown?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (QDvfw)


Close enough.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (JAhKD)

75 Poor Billy Carter.. probly the only sane one in the bunch.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (/hTUk)

Smartest one, for certain.

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (cxHbL)

76 John Wayne Gacy and Rosalyn Carter, back when Gacy was a good Democrat clown murderer!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

77 67 SHS should keep a spray bottle under the podium.

Posted by: hogmartin

how about bear spray

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

78 SHS should keep a spray bottle under the podium.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018
*
*
Of Mace.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Still say Trump should tell the judge to sod off.
Due process to remove a jurno is made up from whole cloth.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:46 AM (2El4P)

79 73 Joan Collins?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (8D42x)

OMG no......Collins was quite fetching in her younger days. The image above is HOMELY, to say the least.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018

*
*
She's no Joan Collins, but she's pretty. The cute homemaker next door look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:46 AM (V7hgh)

80 new rule: if you didn't cry about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it. it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 11:46 AM (nFwvY)

81 Gacy, Gosnell... Gore?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:46 AM (QDvfw)

82 27
I'm torn between not having any more press conferences "since legal proceedings are ongoing" and calling on Acosta and him only.






Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Z04f


No. Having press conferences but stating because of ongoing legal proceedings, we cannot call on Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)

83 "Of Mace."

Liquid polonium solution?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (cqNba)

84 Gacy looks like he's eyeballin' some little boy in the corner of the room.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (JoUsr)

85 Little brother of an old buddy had one of Gacy's business cards - just some guy who offered him a job ... until one day we all read about him in the papers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (tSXzq)

86 No. Having press conferences but stating because of ongoing legal proceedings, we cannot call on Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)


Just ignore the pansy fag. That'll piss him off more than anything else. Sit him in the back of the room and call on OAN and Daily Caller all day.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (F4u7C)

87
....because I got brutally willowed and i wanted in on the damn fish puns.


I'm not doing it on porpoise, I swear.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

Just for the halibut then?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (7CM5W)

88 60 Hate to correct you, OM, but when Obama threw out pressies, the libs did not say "Meh". They cheered.
===
Yeah, daring to ask Teh Obamessiah real questions about his nonsensical policies was bad. Giving him tongue baths accompanied by low speed underhand pitches was better.

I am waiting for Acosta to get bounced a second time. That would make my day.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (Nk3Dy)

89 Sorry, I said "Rotarians." Gacy was a member of the Jaycees.

His house was at 8213 West Summervale Avenue. It was demolished after his arrest. A new house was built there in 1989.

https://tinyurl.com/y8q9unha

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (kqsXK)

90 86 No. Having press conferences but stating because of ongoing legal proceedings, we cannot call on Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)

Just ignore the pansy fag. That'll piss him off more than anything else. Sit him in the back of the room and call on OAN and Daily Caller all day.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (F4u7C)

============

I prefer the idea of only calling on him.

When he finally sits down and stops talking for whatever reason, just end the meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (q8oeS)

91 Who is Bob Beckel?

Ask Mrs. Carter.


Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (NqZ29)

92 ....because I got brutally willowed and i wanted in on the damn fish puns.

I'm not doing it on porpoise, I swear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

Just for the halibut then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (7CM5W)


Someone to link "Wet Dream" on YouTube shortly......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (F4u7C)

93 I'm torn between not having any more press conferences "since legal proceedings are ongoing" and calling on Acosta and him only.






Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Z04f


No. Having press conferences but stating because of ongoing legal proceedings, we cannot call on Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


I beg to differ.

If you ignore him, he'll become more violent, which the MFM will ignore. If only he gets air time, then the 'honor among thieves' maxim will win out.

Trump would need to hold a white, long-haired cat.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (Z04f8)

94 Haesert, Boehner, and Paul Ryan. Last 3 GOP speakers. A Rapist, a Drunk, and a open borders stooge

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (HrSJb)

95 Also a Democrat: Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (oVJmc)

96 Joan Collins?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (8D42x)

OMG no......Collins was quite fetching in her younger days. The image above is HOMELY, to say the least.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:45 AM (F4u7C)

I should go do penance and peruse the internet for pictures of Joan in order to make up the slander that I posted...

or something like that.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (8D42x)

97 76 John Wayne Gacy and Rosalyn Carter, back when Gacy was a good Democrat clown murderer!
=====
Remember kids, the whack-a-do killers always vote Democrat!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:50 AM (Nk3Dy)

98 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGI5jhmoRhk
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You beat me to it after Gacy got made in the photo. There's an image the Democrats have quickly consigned to oblivion!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (Nk3Dy)

LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:50 AM (fDU8w)

99 93 I beg to differ.

If you ignore him, he'll become more violent, which the MFM will ignore. If only he gets air time, then the 'honor among thieves' maxim will win out.

Trump would need to hold a white, long-haired cat.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (Z04f

=============

"Jim, seriously, shut the fuck up."

"No more questions? Meeting over."

"Jim, you have to stop showing up to these. No one else gets to talk."

"NEVER!!!!!!"

"Hey, maybe Jim losing his press card wasn't that bad a thing..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:50 AM (q8oeS)

100 "55 So Trump is the Scorpion King?"

Donald Trump: The Scorpion King!

I could get behind that as a nickname.

Posted by: MW at November 19, 2018 11:50 AM (hNTtn)

101 >>I prefer the idea of only calling on him. When he finally sits down and stops talking for whatever reason, just end the meeting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (q8oeS)

One flaw in this: He must not be allowed to sit down. He must not be allowed to stop talking.

An agonizer would ensure his complete cooperation with his mandatory "press-filibuster."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)

102 Herbert Hoover once said, in re: to press conferences:

"The President of the United States will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he does not even know."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

103 I prefer the idea of only calling on him.

When he finally sits down and stops talking for whatever reason, just end the meeting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (q8oeS)


I'm fine with this, only if Sanders makes a snide remark at the start, along the lines of "Since we now are in danger of oppressing him and violating his Constitutional right to be here and ask questions, I yield the floor to Jm J. Acosta for questions."

Then stand there.....give him one to three word answers to his questions and leave when he's done.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (F4u7C)

104 They should get Accoster ranting away and do a bad lip reading for him.

I heard that Mike Huckabee sent his daughter that bad lip reading way back when-which is pretty funny of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (AllCR)

105 It just goes to show, we Democrats come in all shapes and sizes. The man is such an inspiration to us all!

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)

106

Due process to remove a jurno is made up from whole cloth.

But silencing conservatives on social media is all kewl?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (HaL55)

107 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (JoUsr)
===
She is divorcing Van Jones

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (BqBId)

108 Or every time Accoster opens his pie hole, Sarah starts playing a kazoo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (QDvfw)

109 "But I don't have any more questions right now."

"Yes you do, Jim."

"I don't!"

"Make one up. We'll wait. We'll *all* wait."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

110 See, here's the thing.

I'm really not sure, but would it have been better for Trump to quietly shut CNN out of the WH rather than all the back-and-forth bitch-slapping?

I sometimes think that Trump is too much WWF and not enough Cosa Nostra.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (8erNz)

111 Also a Democrat: Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 11:49 AM (oVJmc)

And Jim Jones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (fDU8w)

112 101 One flaw in this: He must not be allowed to sit down. He must not be allowed to stop talking.

An agonizer would ensure his complete cooperation with his mandatory "press-filibuster."
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)

============

I was under the impression that he would go one for as long as possible, only stopping when he loses his voice or his feet give out.

"No more questions?" asks Sarah Sanders.

All the rest of the press raise their hands.

"Y'all have a good day. Bye."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:53 AM (q8oeS)

113 God damn the filthy Jews to hell for what they have done to this world.
Posted by: Not Stalin at November 19, 2018 11:51 AM (nZJej)


You haven't read The Bible, have you.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:53 AM (F4u7C)

114 80 new rule: if you didn't cry about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it. it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation.
====
Along with "elections have consequences" we should now say "precedents have consequences". Doing crazy stuff outside the usual procedures to get public support and headlines will come back to bite political ass when the opposition gets a fellow into power.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:53 AM (Nk3Dy)

115 I'll bet after they quit looking for bodies there wasn't much left to demolish.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 11:53 AM (tSXzq)

116 Did this make it to the pet thread?

https://tinyurl.com/yakjfjy7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 11:53 AM (cqNba)

117 Gacy: Need a ride?Ted Kennedy: Nah, I got it from here..

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (/hTUk)

118 >>I was under the impression that he would go one for as long as possible, only stopping when he loses his voice or his feet give out.

He will be made to go on longer than possible.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

119 108 Or every time Accoster opens his pie hole, Sarah starts playing a kazoo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (QDvfw)

Vuvuzela.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (a0IVu)

120 She is divorcing Van Jones
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (BqBId)

Calls for a chorus of "Down by the River."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (fDU8w)

121 118 >>I was under the impression that he would go one for as long as possible, only stopping when he loses his voice or his feet give out.

He will be made to go on longer than possible.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

=============

"Place him in the iron maiden!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:54 AM (q8oeS)

122 Note, a Journalist was escorted out of a Hillary Press conference book signing, for asking tough questions.

No lawsuit so far, no outrage from the media.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)

123 A pair of stiletto pumps for the 'ettes:

https://tinyurl.com/y7rpq7uy

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)

124 Or every time Accoster opens his pie hole, Sarah starts playing a kazoo.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (QDvfw)

Air horn right to the face?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (IqOTP)

125 Christian Bale Portrays VP Cheney as Alcoholic, Out-of-Control Madman...

-
Seems fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)

126 No. Having press conferences but stating because of ongoing legal proceedings, we cannot call on Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)

Just ignore the pansy fag. That'll piss him off more than anything else. Sit him in the back of the room and call on OAN and Daily Caller all day.
Posted by: Sponge


Still like last week's suggestion. Press pass lottery of ALL Americans.
WITH no trading/loaning/selling/renting/bartering etc of said press pass. If you can't make it, your seat stays vacant for that week.

330 million people, cnn might have a chance to score a press pass in 52 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (2El4P)

127 125 Christian Bale Portrays VP Cheney as Alcoholic, Out-of-Control Madman...

-
Seems fair.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)

============

More or less fair than Oliver Stone's movie about Nixon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (q8oeS)

128
Acosta: Sarah, when will the president admit it's not an invasion?

SHS: Sphincter says what?

Acosta: What?

SHS: Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 19, 2018 11:56 AM (gC2IV)

129 Shouldn't Snipes be captioned as "Florida Voting Suppressor?"

Posted by: Rep. Swallwell at November 19, 2018 11:57 AM (I2dne)

130 Vote Democrat.For the children!
John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 11:57 AM (BXMxN)

131 Ugh. Off shitty congressman sock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2018 11:57 AM (I2dne)

132 Sarah blasts air horn at Accoster.

Accoster screams "I have a right to be here!"

Sarah, "Doesn't mean I have to listen. Next!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:58 AM (QDvfw)

133 Due process to remove a jurno is made up from whole cloth.

But silencing conservatives on social media is all kewl?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


No. But the Executive get to make the decision of who enters the White House and for what reason.

Not the judicial.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:58 AM (2El4P)

134 I'm not to happy being associated with that freak either,pilgrim.
Zombie Marion Morrison

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 11:58 AM (BXMxN)

135 How Jacksonville Became America's Trans Murder Capital...

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Well, Florida.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

136 Very interesting the types of people that Democrats seem to attract. And I think they know, and do it intentionally. They always let people know whose side they are on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (/qEW2)

137 Now.. I have no idea if it was really Gacy.. but creepy story nonetheless.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM



This begs the question of how many of us have brushed up against serious criminals? My encounter was with DB Cooper...now coming up on the 47th anniversary of his famous hijacking and disappearance.
I met him the summer previously at a little airport in Washington State where I was washing airplanes. He came by asking about the parachute club there and I showed him where it was. It wasn't open yet so we chatted a bit and he left.
He didn't look exactly like the drawings and pictures, but pretty damned close. I told the FBI about it sometime later, but by then it was old news.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (0tfLf)

138 Senate Democrats sue PDT about Witicher...And so it begins LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (bim/x)

139 >>iron maiden

The pool of journalists watched in shock as the weeping man was forced into the torso-shaped cage, and then gasped as a winch grumbled to life, lifting the wretch up and above them, a swinging, terrifiying spectacle.

"He refuses to continue asking questions on behalf of the American people," Sanders intoned. "He has been granted a privilege, but he refuses to exercise it exhaustively. The American people are entitled to better."

"Ask another question, Acosta. Do it. You will do it now."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)

140 roslyn and gacy

Posted by: sally at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (sBDDH)

141 "106
Due process to remove a jurno is made up from whole cloth.
But silencing conservatives on social media is all kewl?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:52 AM (HaL55)

122 Note, a Journalist was escorted out of a Hillary Press conference book signing, for asking tough questions.
No lawsuit so far, no outrage from the media.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN) "


Just wait until they vote-fraud her into the Oval Office in 2020.
Press conferences are gonna be epic. Probably a good thing they'll only happen about every six months.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 12:00 PM (tSXzq)

142 139 >>iron maiden

The pool of journalists watched in shock as the weeping man was forced into the torso-shaped cage, and then gasped as a winch grumbled to life, lifting the wretch up and above them, a swinging, terrifiying spectacle.

"He refuses to continue asking questions on behalf of the American people," Sanders intoned. "He has been granted a privilege, but he refuses to exercise it exhaustively. The American people are entitled to better."

"Ask another question, Acosta. Do it. You will do it now."
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)

==============

"Seriously, Jim. Just don't show up next time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 12:00 PM (q8oeS)

143 "Ask another question, Acosta. Do it. You will do it now."
Posted by: Zod


Yet another reason why we are here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:00 PM (Z04f8)

144 Cheney was on something like his 3rd bypass op. going into the WH, right? I doubt he could drink at all w/the meds and such.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 12:00 PM (ty7RM)

145 speaking of shoes for the ette's... I googled "shoes, pony" for my grandsons P/E footwear.Some of the results were, oddly, interesting.
Be careful with google, that's all I can say.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:01 PM (/hTUk)

146 123 A pair of stiletto pumps for the 'ettes:

https://tinyurl.com/y7rpq7uy
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)


I don't normally do shoe pr0n, but I'll allow it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 12:01 PM (JAhKD)

147 Joan Collins?

https://bit.ly/2BhC84F

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

148 The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:02 PM (9ORmh)

149 IP, you found the MLP:FIM pony shoes huh?

aka how to have have horse hooves...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (QDvfw)

150 Did Acosta touch the intern, or did he not touch the intern?
The media is insisting he did not touch her but the media pretty much lies all the time.

I've haven't watch the video.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (nBr1j)

151 @138

And of course they will find a judge somewhere that will issue a restraining order preventing Whitaker from becoming the acting AG and reinstating Rosenstein in the role.


This is also a prelude of the next 2 years where the Donks take the administration to court every day over something.


The next two years are going to be nothing but "investigations," grid lock and paralysis.


Way to fucking go GOP, you wasted two fucking years and now this.


Assholes.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (KhOv5)

152 Peas and Carrots.

AKA Blocks and Balls?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (/hTUk)

153 (Rod Serling) Jim Acosta, a man broken by his own ego, put on display, and left as a cautionary tale. Growing old isn't for the fainthearted; growing old suspended in an iron cage, night after night, year after year, in a small, cramped room, is also a challenge. A challenge that ink-stained wretch Jim Acosta accepted...in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

154 Senate Democrats sue PDT about Witicher...And so it begins LOL
========================
Yeah, why are they losing their minds about this appointment? Congress isn't in session, WtF is he supposed to do? i guess they figure w/the RiNOs in the Senate, they'll get to pick Sessions successor?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 12:03 PM (ty7RM)

155 "Be careful with google, that's all I can say.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:01 PM (/hTUk) "


Brings new meaning to "be careful what you ask for, you might get it".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 12:04 PM (tSXzq)

156 Just ignore the pansy fag.
That'll piss him off more than anything else. Sit him in the back of the
room and call on OAN and Daily Caller all day.

Posted by: Sponge



We both end up in the same place. . . . but, pointedly stating you can't call on him because of his douche behavior causing him to file suit is, what shall we say: rubbing salt into the wound - type of thing.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2018 12:04 PM (q1VoB)

157 150 Did Acosta touch the intern, or did he not touch the intern?

My interpretation is that he did, he pushed her hand away, but to call that an 'assault' is only incrementally less fake news than claiming he didn't.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:04 PM (8erNz)

158 This begs the question of how many of us have brushed up against serious criminals?


Before or after they were incarcerated?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (2El4P)

159 120 She is divorcing Van Jones

Because she's a racist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (H7LIz)

160 This begs the question of how many of us have brushed up against serious criminals?

--

My realtor in 2014 was Todd Kohlhepp, the SC serial murderer who chained up that girl in a shed on his property. Oh yes. He was in my house.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (JoUsr)

161 My realtor in 2014 was Todd Kohlhepp, the SC serial murderer who chained up that girl in a shed on his property. Oh yes. He was in my house.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (JoUsr)

*shudder*

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

162 148 The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.

Give Peas a chance!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

163 Lets just say that if your preference is to prance around in little cloven feets, there are plenty of places that will help you on your way.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (/hTUk)

164 My interpretation is that he did, he pushed her hand away, but to call that an 'assault' is only incrementally less fake news than claiming he didn't.
Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:04 PM (8erNz)

Not all physical acts of jerkery rise to the level of assault.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (fDU8w)

165 Brenda Snipes should be given a life sentence for all of the ballots stuffed in her crawl space.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (2Mnv1)

166 Actually, Sarah should just reply to his questions with non sequiturs.

"So, Sarah, does the President know that his policies are offensive and dangerous?"

"Somewhat. He likes Big Macs, but has shown a recent preference for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Extra crispy. Next, NBC, go."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)

167 Did Acosta touch the intern, or did he not touch the intern?

My interpretation is that he did, he pushed her hand away, but to call that an 'assault' is only incrementally less fake news than claiming he didn't.
Posted by: JEM

It was physical contact.

It was not consensual.

he did it to an intern (difference in power/ position).

This would get a peasant thrown off campus or a husband put in jail AND loss of his home AND loss of his firearms AND children.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (Z04f8)

168 I left work and partied my ass off the day that son of a bitch was FINALLY put to death. He was a clown in my neighborhood a couple times when I was a child.


Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:41 AM (F4u7C)


_____


This actually explains a lot. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (NerAD)

169 5 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

Excellent. Now, explain to the young-uns on here why they were famous.
_______________

When he wasn't raping and killing young men and stuffing their dead bodies in the crawl spaces of his house, Gacy played a clown.

Rosalyn married a clown.

Both Rosalyn and Gacy were celebrated members of the Dim party at the time of their evil deeds.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 12:07 PM (fqUgw)

170 Give Peas a chance!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

I don't carrot if I do die, do die.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 12:07 PM (fDU8w)

171 The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:02 PM (9ORmh)


Should be "Leftovers" and "Sandwiches".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (hLRSq)

172 My interpretation is that he did, he pushed her hand away, but to call that an 'assault' is only incrementally less fake news than claiming he didn't.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:04 PM (8erNz)

--

Where is it on a scale of drunken teenagers trying for 2nd base over two levels of clothes 30 years ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (LX21o)

173 Due process to remove a jurno is made up from whole cloth.

But silencing conservatives on social media is all kewl?

***

The point of the government now is to suppress those that would challenge it.

As Congressman Swalwell said, once they fully control the government they will give us the option to submit...or die.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (eSx+E)

174 Who are the people in your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood?

In your neighbor-hood.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (H7LIz)

175 148 The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.

does that mean turkey chili is right out?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (d7Ww2)

176 Because she's a racist.

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CNN's Kirsten Powers on women who voted for Trump: "They'll say, 'Well, I'm not racist. I just voted for him because I didn't like Hillary Clinton.' And I just want to say that's not -- that doesn't make you not racist. It actually makes you racist."

Kirsten "Power Ranger" Powers, Super Genius

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

177 The front hole looks like a young Rosalind Carter. The Jabba looking dude looks like a fat tub o lard.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 19, 2018 12:09 PM (JNTt1)

178 I'm cracking up at all the "expeet" analysis on what 2018 means for 2020 and predictions of what happens in 2020. 2 years is 5 lifetimes in politics. Who thought Obama could win in 2006? Who thought Trump could win in 2014? Hell who had even heard of Bill Clinton in 1990?



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 12:09 PM (WwtJB)

179 This actually explains a lot. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (NerAD)


Nice. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:10 PM (F4u7C)

180 >>"They'll say, 'Well, I'm not racist. I just voted for him because I didn't like Hillary Clinton.' And I just want to say that's not -- that doesn't make you not racist. It actually makes you racist."

The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said was false.

Kneel, Kirsten.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)

181 Give Peas a chance!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

I don't carrot if I do die, do die.


Do we squash these veggie puns or just nip them in the bud?!?!

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 12:10 PM (AoK0a)

182 40 years from now, GP will be posting a newly-discovered photo of The Mooche and James Hodgkinson together.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 12:10 PM (NerAD)

183 My realtor in 2014 was Todd Kohlhepp, the SC serial murderer who chained up that girl in a shed on his property. Oh yes. He was in my house.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (JoUsr)

I really felt sorry for his mom...he killed her too, in a way.

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 12:11 PM (cxHbL)

184 CNN's Kirsten Powers on women who voted for Trump: "They'll say, 'Well, I'm not racist. I just voted for him because I didn't like Hillary Clinton.' And I just want to say that's not -- that doesn't make you not racist. It actually makes you racist."

Kirsten "Power Ranger" Powers, Super Genius
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Um.....


Hillary is pasty white, and Trumps' orange. Voting for HER would have been the racist choice.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:11 PM (Z04f8)

185 Nothing violent, but my ex and I did have dinner with a couple some 20 odd years ago the night before he was arrested for embezzling millions of $$ from the Chicago Board of Trade.
I never got over how the fucker made no movement at all to pick up the tab.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:11 PM (/hTUk)

186 Where is it on a scale of drunken teenagers trying for 2nd base over two levels of clothes 30 years ago?
____________

Acosta touched more skin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 12:12 PM (fqUgw)

187 Hillary ran against a black man.

Trump ran against a black man.

Guess who they call racist?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:12 PM (H7LIz)

188 Lets just say that if your preference is to prance around in little cloven feets, there are plenty of places that will help you on your way.


Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (/hTUk)


Oh, don't be such a grumpy gus!

https://tinyurl.com/mbssxx7

Posted by: Joanna Rohrback at November 19, 2018 12:12 PM (kqsXK)

189 Should read:

Hillary ran against a black man.

Trump ran against a white woman.

Guess who they call racist?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (H7LIz)

190 The Left went crazy when Lewinski ran interference for then Candiate Trump, so what is good for the goose is good for the gander

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (bim/x)

191 "One of the turkeys may be pardoned, but only if Jim Acosta volunteers to take its place."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (IqOTP)

192 Serial killer Rodney Alcala appeared on "The Dating Game" in the late 70s.

"Bachelor Number Three. What's your idea of a romantic dinner?"

"Rare liver, fava beans, and a nice Chianti."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)

193
The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said was false.

Enough said!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

194 I really felt sorry for his mom...he killed her too, in a way.

--

Me too. She broke my heart.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (JoUsr)

195 Under US federal laws, the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation ("BHCCF") must file a complete, truthful report on IRS Form 990 by the close of business on November 15, 2018 concerning its operations and financial results for 2017. This is the final filing deadline and no extensions are possible.

In addition, BHCCF must file reports with numerous states by 15 November 2018. Many of these states impose tough filing requirements - one example is New York State, which, effectively, is the base from which BHCCF's global network of purported charities is run.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2018 12:14 PM (x7OgJ)

196 Not all physical acts of jerkery rise to the level of assault.

I would certainly agree that 'physical act of jerkery' is grounds for excluding someone from White House press activity.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (8erNz)

197 Senate Democrats sue PDT about Witicher...And so it begins LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM (bim/x)


This began when Trump obeyed the judge's order regarding DACA.

The answer to a Judicial Branch over-stepping the powers of the Executive is NOT to go seeking relief higher up the Judiciary.

So - of course - Dems saw this and used their opportunity to seek more and more injunctions from a friendly branch that they still own - regardless of the nine at the top.

Which got us to Acosta. Trump's last chance to say No to an overzealous Judicial Branch. Also - his clearest case, over a trivial matter, and greatest
opportunity to simply refuse ... and by refusing, set his personal precedent to start refusing on bigger and bigger topics.

Trump folded. Why ? I don't know. But it was a bigly mistake. Probably fatal.

Dems should finish him now. Lawfare everything and reduce him to nothing more than a Weak Horse. Do that - and they won't have to rig votes in 2020.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (CI0aY)

198 > I'll bet after they quit looking for bodies there wasn't much left to demolish.

Very likely. I know Gacy eventually resorted to throwing the bodies in the river because the crawlspace was full.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (vOkuK)

199 Trump and Melania will be doing the Christmas tree thing this morning..at 1pm EST

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

200 The ratio of contact to famous serial killers in this thread seems statistically improbable. Which leads me to ask, what's wrong with you "people"?

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (qt8Bt)

201 Peas weighs 39 pounds.

Carrots weighs 41 pounds.

They were born on the same day.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (9ORmh)

202 When he wasn't raping and killing young men and stuffing their dead bodies in the crawl spaces of his house, Gacy played a clown.

Rosalyn married a clown.

Both Rosalyn and Gacy were celebrated members of the Dim party at the time of their evil deeds.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 12:07 PM (fqUgw)

Yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the other Dem compatriot's evil. San Fran Dems sure liked Jim Jones.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (2DOZq)

203 The ratio of contact to famous serial killers in this thread seems statistically improbable. Which leads me to ask, what's wrong with you "people"?
Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (qt8Bt)

Doesn't that make YOU the outlier?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (IqOTP)

204 201 Peas weighs 39 pounds.

Carrots weighs 41 pounds.

They were born on the same day.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (9ORmh)

They are pretty cute. I am guessing they both get pardoned.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (a0IVu)

205 Oh, don't be such a grumpy gus!
This one is SFW, linked for science..

https://bit.ly/2Dvqvc0

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:17 PM (/hTUk)

206 Peas weighs 39 pounds.

Carrots weighs 41 pounds.

They were born on the same day.
Posted by: concrete girl


Bo Pilgrim would be ashamed.
Them's some fat, yeller chickens.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 12:17 PM (2El4P)

207 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (so+oy)

++++

Eeeew. Even if it was not him, this creep may have been a replica.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (zEo4V)

208 Did Kirsten Powers really say that?

If so, she's a disingenuous dumb fuck.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (9sRGX)

209 The ratio of contact to famous serial killers in this thread seems statistically improbable. Which leads me to ask, what's wrong with you "people"?
Posted by: Someguy


All of Texas's Death Row - 1985 -1986

Mic drop

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (2El4P)

210 Trump and Melania will be doing the Christmas tree thing this morning..at 1pm EST
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

For those of us who gadiated college that is the afternoon?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (bim/x)

211 Shorter Kirsten Powers: "Disagreeing with a democrat is proof you're racist."

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk who is still banned at home at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (t41dG)

212 181 Give Peas a chance!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

I don't carrot if I do die, do die.

Do we squash these veggie puns or just nip them in the bud?!?!
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018

*
*
Visualize Whirled Peas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (V7hgh)

213 Hillary ran against a black man.

Trump ran against a black man.

Guess who they call racist?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:12 PM (H7LIz)

Orange man bad, draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: The NPC MSM at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (m2bLi)

214 Prancer-cise? Yikes.. that's a thing?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (/hTUk)

215 In fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.

Many years ago, when I was an active alcoholic on my way down the spiral, I ended up sharing a jail cell with soon-to-be convicted murderer Kelly McGuiness, who had murdered his wife's divorce lawyer & then made an attempt on his own attorney. McGuiness gave me chills. He talked freely about killing the poor man with no more emotion than as if he'd swatted a fly. That such people exist chills me even more.

Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (1JpTT)

216 >>They are pretty cute. I am guessing they both get pardoned. Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (a0IVu)

Yet another pending Trump failure. He should present them to the press, begin reading the pardon, change his mind, receive a hatchet, calmly decapitate both on the spot, return the hatchet, turn and enter the White House, said birds to then appear in a televised "Trump Thanksgiving Dinner Special."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)

217
This begs the question of how many of us have brushed up against serious criminals?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 11:59 AM


My now departed mother-in-law gave my wife a book to read about some dude who brutally murdered his wife - 'jersey couple I think. Murder for hire or something like that. MIL was into that stuff.

I picked up the book and looked inside the back cover. There was a picture of the couple in 'happier times'. A picture I took when they noticed all the camera gear I was carrying and asked me to use their camera. I had them stand in the middle of this scenic bridge in Shaw Park, Jamaica. Adjusted f/stop and shutter speed, focused. Memory burn. I don't remember the slightest bit else about them.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (e7O7B)

218 Trump folded. Why ? I don't know. But it was a bigly mistake. Probably fatal.



Dems should finish him now. Lawfare everything and reduce him to
nothing more than a Weak Horse. Do that - and they won't have to rig
votes in 2020.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM

---

Gonna be an early night for Trump......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (JUOKG)

219 This one is SFW, linked for science..

https://bit.ly/2Dvqvc0


Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:17 PM (/hTUk)


No. Just no.

I have my own kinks, but that's too much even for me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

220 Not all physical acts of jerkery rise to the level of assault.

***

If I pushed away a female coworker at my job, like Accost-her did at the press conference, and I'd be fired in a heartbeat.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (eSx+E)

221 edited to read (in keeping with 1970s holiday t.v. special stylebook):

"A (Very) Trump Thanksgiving Dinner Special."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)

222 Trump and Melania will be doing the Christmas tree thing this morning..at 1pm EST
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

For those of us who gadiated college that is the afternoon?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (bim/x)

IC is in California where 1 PM EST is in the morning.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (m2bLi)

223 Brenda Snipes deserves a Nobel Prize in physics for her discovery: votes can be created and destroyed, and be transformed from one candidate to another. Traditional white physics is racist.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (/qEW2)

224 Very likely. I know Gacy eventually resorted to throwing the bodies in the river because the crawlspace was full.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (vOkuK)


But what about the smell? Seems as though the bodies in the crawlspace would get a bit ripe after a while.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (JAhKD)

225 The answer to a Judicial Branch over-stepping the powers of the Executive is NOT to go seeking relief higher up the Judiciary.

Hawaii Judge.

I support Justice Thomas' warning to the lower-order district and circuit judiciary that if they keep trying to rule on matters outside their territory they're gonna get slapped down.

Come on Ruth, all it takes is one more banana peel, retire now.

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (8erNz)

226 Lets just say that if your preference is to prance around in little cloven feets, there are plenty of places that will help you on your way.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (/hTUk)


I don't understand what this post is in reference to

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (AllCR)

227 I mean, who hasn't touched a female intern.
What? One of my kin folk don't understand them credit cards again? Jill? Jill! where's my shotgun?


Posted by: Joe Touchy-Feely Biden at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

228 Trump and Melania will be doing the Christmas tree thing this morning..at 1pm EST
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

For those of us who gadiated college that is the afternoon?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:18 PM (bim/x)

IC is in California where 1 PM EST is in the morning.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM (m2bLi)

LOL...OK I'll give him that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (bim/x)

229 I was a deputy, a long time ago. There was a prisoner in the jail who had hacked a guy to death in the street in Alexandria. The guy had raped his sister in central America someplace, and then fled to the US. He followed him here and killed him.

I shook his hand.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 19, 2018 12:22 PM (p6e8W)

230 Did Kirsten Powers really say that?

***

I've heard far dumber things...I still remember when the left made the point that opposing gay marriage was racyiss. I kid you not.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:22 PM (eSx+E)

231 203 Doesn't that make YOU the outlier?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 12:16 PM (IqOTP)

I'm sure there's something wrong with this line of argument but I'm not sure what.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (qt8Bt)

232 170 Give Peas a chance!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

I don't carrot if I do die, do die.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 12:07 PM


I heard Okra is on her way to do an interview.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (0tfLf)

233 Pardon the turkeys and excute Acosta

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (BXMxN)

234 "new rule: if you didn't cry about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it. it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation."

Sorry, nope. It doesn't work that way. As per Jonah Goldberg et al, what you are doing amounts to Whataboutism, which is verboten to all true cons.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (U3LtS)

235 Did Kirsten Powers really say that?

If so, she's a disingenuous dumb fuck.

--

And she's one of the more level-headed ones!

She also thinks the usual shaming tactics will work on people like me, like they do for those on her side. She's very, very wrong because I don't give one rat's hiney what she thinks of my vote or why I voted like I did. Nor do I care what any other leftist feminist says about my vote. It holds no power whatsoever over me.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (JoUsr)

236
Brenda Snipes deserves a Nobel Prize in physics for her discovery: votes can be created and destroyed, and be transformed from one candidate to another. Traditional white physics is racist.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson


Everything is possible with Vibranium.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (aKsyK)

237 I would certainly agree that 'physical act of jerkery' is grounds for excluding someone from White House press activity.
Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (8erNz)

No argument from me. The jerk is a bully.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (fDU8w)

238 I definitely watch too much ID channel and Justice channel. It will make you think that 50% of the population are evil killers or soon to be killers.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (2DOZq)

239
The WH Press Room needs a (Cool Hand Luke) box.

Reporter who acts like a prissy bitch spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (pNxlR)

240 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:

https://___ur.com/GV2gtCc

(via Reddit)

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (BDZWU)

241 But what about the smell? Seems as though the bodies in the crawlspace would get a bit ripe after a while.
=====

He used lime.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (9sRGX)

242 229 Yep,sometimes the crime is worth it

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (BXMxN)

243 Orange man bad, draw your own conclusions.

Rhymes with "Orange you glad?" and yes, yes I am.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (DCYln)

244 LOL...OK I'll give him that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (bim/x)

*looks at boobs* definitely not a him. *wink*

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

245 This begs the question of how many of us have brushed up against serious criminals?

When I was in college I rented a room in a condo. The owner's kid had another room in the condo. One day some guy showed up and crashed on the couch for a while. He was from a family who were friends with the owner. I didn't like him.

While he was still there, I found out he was hiding from some drug charges. Now I really didn't like him.

He was there for a few months, didn't pay rent, then one day he was gone.

A few months later he had a schizophrenic break and killed his Mom and sister's best friend with a knife. They found him covered in blood, wrapped in an American flag, going on and on about everyone being against him.

His parents had been trying to get him involuntarily committed because he was refusing to take his meds and he was known to be violent off his meds.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (9qZ3S)

246 Theme for this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4-8ewCI1aM

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:25 PM (8erNz)

247
The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 12:25 PM (JAhKD)

248 LOL...OK I'll give him that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (bim/x)

*looks at boobs* definitely not a him. *wink*
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

fuck I'm on a roll today ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:25 PM (bim/x)

249 The turkeys should just identify as cod and be spared the Thanksgiving platter. Trans-species. It's their truth!!11!!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:25 PM (JoUsr)

250 234 "new rule: if you didn't cry about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it. it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation."

Sorry, nope. It doesn't work that way. As per Jonah Goldberg et al, what you are doing amounts to Whataboutism, which is verboten to all true cons.
Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (U3LtS)

+++

All of a sudden, bam, they're very concerned about how much the First Lady is costing we, the tax payers.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 12:25 PM (zEo4V)

251 223
Brenda Snipes deserves a Nobel Prize in physics for her discovery: votes
can be created and destroyed, and be transformed from one candidate to
another. Traditional white physics is racist.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (/qEW2)
Indeed, for proving Democratic Entanglement.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:26 PM (37IEG)

252 Better Link

https://tinyurl.com/yd2rs885

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 12:26 PM (BDZWU)

253 "It was physical contact.

It was not consensual.

he did it to an intern (difference in power/ position).

This would get a peasant thrown off campus or a husband put in jail AND loss of his home AND loss of his firearms AND children.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (Z04f "


All of these.

Plus, after these past few weeks I think that the rule of law is dead, dead, dead,. We might as well have some fun and take a few of our enemies with us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 12:26 PM (tSXzq)

254 Murder clowns don't concern us at all.

Posted by: CNN at November 19, 2018 12:26 PM (cTyFJ)

255 But what about the smell? Seems as though the bodies in the crawlspace would get a bit ripe after a while.
=====

Unless you're gay. At my workplace, gay men are allowed to physically threaten women.

Nice, huh?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:27 PM (9sRGX)

256 Not all physical acts of jerkery rise to the level of assault.

***

If I pushed away a female coworker at my job, like Accost-her did at the press conference, and I'd be fired in a heartbeat.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:20 PM

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If anyone who worked for me did what acosta did they would have been fired as soon as I could have run the letter through HR.


Adult's don't lay their hands on others, male or female. They also don't stand their and shout questions at the President and refuse to give up the mic either.


Methinks that cnn and acosta overplayed their hand on this one because it is going to come back and bite them in the a$$.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 12:27 PM (JUOKG)

257 I definitely watch too much ID channel and Justice channel. It will make you think that 50% of the population are evil killers or soon to be killers.

--

Oh, me too. Watch 'Evil Lives Here' or even Forensic Files. It scares the daylights out of me to think how many sick, sick people there are out there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 12:28 PM (JoUsr)

258 I know Gacy eventually resorted to throwing the bodies in the river because the crawlspace was full.

-
There was a heartbreaking show on ID a few days ago. A doctor murdered his wife, buried her in the basement, and covered her with a concrete floor and carpeting. At trial he claimed that the last he saw of her, she stormed out of the house and got into some car driven by some random guy. I guess Rando snuck back into the house, jack hammered the basement floor, buried her, and remodeled.

(The heartbreaking part was the effect on his then 11 year old son, now about 40. The show was Murder In Mansfield and the focus was on the collateral damage created by violent crime.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

259 >>She's very, very wrong because I don't give one rat's hiney what she thinks of my vote or why I voted like I did

They learned nothing from the "Shy Trump Voter" phenomenon or, more importantly, from its manifestation. If the Shy Trumpster is a congregant, the voting-booth is a sanctuary. One has to patiently endure years of advertised idiocy, but the one time you can fight back--joyfully, thoroughly, anonymously--is in the verdict-rendering five minutes of privacy in the polling place.

Public guilting is temporarily escaped there, and is punished there; why they seem not to understand this is puzzling.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

260 All of a sudden, bam, they're very concerned about how much the First Lady is costing we, the tax payers.

Seriously ? After Mooch and her 20 assistants and lavish VaCays?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

261 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.

Her reactions were entirely her own, and had nothing to do with him making any kind of physical contact.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:28 PM (37IEG)

262 new rule: if you didn't cry
about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it.
it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation."

***

I still remember after Obama was elected that when the left tried to do something outrageous they would point to something Bush 43 had done - usually it was a stretch, but the hilarious thing is that when Bush did it, they had claimed that it was JUST LIKE HITLER.

So...it was ok if Obama did X, Y, or Z because Hitler did it. Seriously, that was their argument throughout much of the Obama years.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:29 PM (eSx+E)

263 I think I would simply call on him far, far less. Just enough less so they cannot really squeak about Trump being unfair or petty, but enough less so folks know he is in the slummish doghouse.

And as Dom Giordano (talk show host from Philly) has said all along, "Never, ever, ever give up control of the mike. "

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:30 PM (U3LtS)

264 > But what about the smell? Seems as though the bodies in the crawlspace would get a bit ripe after a while.

Quicklime, and eventually he covered them with concrete.

I guess being a building contractor has its advantages if you want to become a serial killer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:30 PM (vOkuK)

265 Acosta and CNN are sticking
with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta
contact that intern in a physical way.

___

That's right officer, I didn't hit her once. I guess she punched herself a bunch in the face while she was near my fist.

Posted by: The Jim Accost-her Defense at November 19, 2018 12:30 PM (eSx+E)

266 261 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.

The only part I care about is that he refused to sit down and shut up when the POTUS told him to...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

267 Brenda Snipes deserves a Nobel Prize in physics for her discovery: votes can be created and destroyed, and be transformed from one candidate to another. Traditional white physics is racist.

-
A century of snipe hunts and we finally found one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (9qZ3S)

yikes

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:31 PM (GkIz4)

269

I've worked with Hillary for a numbers of years. That's creepier than anything y'all have got...

Posted by: Huma at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (GEhPL)

270 it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation."


I am going to use that phrase at least five time today.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (0tfLf)

271 Unless you're gay. At my workplace, gay men are allowed to physically threaten women.

Nice, huh?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:27 PM (9sRGX)


Where do you work, at some federal agency?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (JAhKD)

272 I just wanted to let everyone know that I am leaving the GOP because of my principles. I am so principled! Buy my book!

Posted by: Max Boot at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (m2bLi)

273 >>261 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.

CNN: "Some viewers have suggested that the young aide may, in fact, suffer from undiagnosed epilepsy, and that her interaction with our reporter was due to her momentary convulsion, not any action on his part. Accordingly, CNN has sent the young lady a bouquet of flowers and hopes for her medical care and recovery."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)

274
Plus, after these past
few weeks I think that the rule of law is dead, dead, dead,. We might
as well have some fun and take a few of our enemies with us.

***

Yep. Any jury I'm on moving forward the first question is "liberal, conservative, or LIV?" and that will decide my vote...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (eSx+E)

275 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.


Except people saw it live on three separate stations.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 12:32 PM (2El4P)

276 Tijuana natives, doing the politically incorrect job Americans refuse to do.

Link to AT:


https://tinyurl.com/yb7uechx

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

277 Rosalynn Carter and John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: JasonDidThat at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (uYpPl)

278 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan.

-
Ah, the Zapruder defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

279 Unless you're gay. At my workplace, gay men are allowed to physically threaten women.

***

Well, that is the case with one of the two Senators from NJ right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)

280 275 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.


The Judge said he didn't see it either

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

281 265
Acosta and CNN are sticking

with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta

contact that intern in a physical way.

___

That's right officer, I didn't hit her once. I guess she punched herself a bunch in the face while she was near my fist.


Posted by: The Jim Accost-her Defense at November 19, 2018 12:30 PM (eSx+E)
WE have testimony by her high school drama teacher that she was expert in 'fake fighting' moves, used extensively in her part as Alice in their 2012 high school production of Resident Evil.

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (37IEG)

282

A century of snipe hunts and we finally found one.


See? We always said they were hard to catch. That's why you bring the pots to bang on to the middle of the forest at night when there's no moon.

They're a tad skittish.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (HaL55)

283 That's right officer, I didn't hit her once. I guess she punched herself a bunch in the face while she was near my fist.
Posted by: The Jim Accost-her Defense at November 19, 2018 12:30 PM (eSx+E)


( *scribbles notes* )

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, CPL at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (JAhKD)

284 Ewww, I don't WANNA look at a photo of Jim Acosta.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (GkIz4)

285 Where do you work, at some federal agency?
=====

No, just a non-profit run by libs.

They have their victimology pyramid and they follow it very closely.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (9sRGX)

286 261 Acosta and CNN are sticking with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta contact that intern in a physical way.

Gaslighting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

287 For the one millionth time: THERE IS NO "OFFICIAL PRESS."

"Freedom of the Press" refers to ANYONE who wants to disseminate information to the world at large.

ANYONE.

Corporate media ARE NOT SPECIAL. They are not "the real thing" while everyone else is "a wannabe."

Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (BXq8R)

288 I would certainly agree that 'physical act of jerkery' is grounds for excluding someone from White House press activity.
Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (8erNz)

fortunately, for the time being, Acosta is only figuratively a wanker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (AURKQ)

289 There was a heartbreaking show on ID a few days ago. A doctor murdered his wife, buried her in the basement, and covered her with a concrete floor and carpeting. At trial he claimed that the last he saw of her, she stormed out of the house and got into some car driven by some random guy. I guess Rando snuck back into the house, jack hammered the basement floor, buried her, and remodeled.

Might I suggest the Frederick Forsyth short story 'Used In Evidence'?

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (8erNz)

290 The embarrassing thing for CNN is that the young intern has 65 percent more arm strength than Acosta.

Fact.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (H7LIz)

291 But the burning question is, is Brenda Snipes any relation to Wesley?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (9sRGX)

292 "You may ask a question, Jim. But first, you must smell the glove."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)

293 Now instead of watching the entire program on these crime channels and wait for The Who done it at the end, I usually just watch about ten minutes then google the people involved and get the entire story. There are serial killers just as evil as Gacy but for whatever reason , some are chosen to be infamous and some are just forgotten.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

294
Ah, the Zapruder defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)


Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

295 A few months later he had a schizophrenic break and killed his Mom and sister's best friend with a knife. They found him covered in blood, wrapped in an American flag, going on and on about everyone being against him.

His parents had been trying to get him involuntarily committed because he was refusing to take his meds and he was known to be violent off his meds.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (9qZ3S)


What hath O'Connor v. Donaldson wrought?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (Ibwur)

296 *looks at boobs* definitely not a him. *wink*

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

not fair if you don't share with the rest of the class...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (8D42x)

297 @293 - Ha! I do the same thing.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (9sRGX)

298 I don't understand what this post is in reference toPosted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (AllCR)

Sorry Fen. Started with shoes for the ette's, and went to a poorly executed google search on my part.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/hTUk)

299 CNN's Kirsten Powers on women who voted for Trump: "They'll say, 'Well, I'm not racist. I just voted for him because I didn't like Hillary Clinton.' And I just want to say that's not -- that doesn't make you not racist. It actually makes you racist."

Kirsten "Power Ranger" Powers, Super Genius
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)


The problem is that that argument is reversible. I can just assert (through my mind reading powers) that if you vote for a minority like Barack, you are only doing so because they are a minority, either because you are a gullible white lefty who was conditioned to value race, or because you are yourself a tribal, bigoted person who only votes for their own race. Therefore voting minority means you are a bigot.

Neat trick, eh? Nice to be telepathic.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/qEW2)

300 Cheney is the only person known to medical science to have had a major cardiac episode in the 70s and still be alive.
Either he was going light on the alcohol or it's past the point of mattering. Or he's a cyborg.

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (VckGX)

301 294


Ah, the Zapruder defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)



Back, and to the left.

Back, and to the left.

Back, and to the left.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
Yes! Yes! the Edited Trump Video cut out her double backflip move!

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (37IEG)

302 For the one millionth time: THERE IS NO "OFFICIAL PRESS."

Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (BXq8R)

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge with MSM Connections at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (m2bLi)

303 Did anyone actually stop to think that Zapruder himself may have been in on the conspiracy?

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz)

304

Acosta and CNN are sticking
with the 'faked video' plan. In their version at no point did Acosta
contact that intern in a physical way.



Gaslighting.


Heh. You misspelled insanity brought about by a denial of reality.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (HaL55)

305 >>>Neat trick, eh? Nice to be telepathic.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/qEW2)

"Pathetic," Neil, not "telepathic."

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (GkIz4)

306
No, just a non-profit run by libs.

They have their victimology pyramid and they follow it very closely.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (9sRGX)


So, every day is "Boo-Boo Lip Day"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:38 PM (pNxlR)

307 Did anyone actually stop to think that Zapruder himself may have been in on the conspiracy?
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz

Well he is Jewish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:38 PM (bim/x)

308 307 Did anyone actually stop to think that Zapruder himself may have been in on the conspiracy?
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz

Well he is Jewish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:38 PM (bim/x)

He made sure LHO had clear weather that day.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

309 I just read about Gacy. Wow. What a sick fuck. What amazes me though is how functional he was in his day to day life--making money, winning people over, joining the Jaycees , the Democrat Party (figures) actually doing stuff.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

310 Sorry Fen. Started with shoes for the ette's, and went to a poorly executed google search on my part.Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:36 PM (/hTUk)

O.K. Thanks. I thought it was some reference to dancing with the devil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (AllCR)

311 My first girlfriend's father was in the mob in Las Vegas and owned a bar in New Orleans, where I met and shook the hand of an old man he introduced as Mr. Carlos.


He was arrested later that year for tax evasion and I recognized him as Carlos Gambino, the Godfather of New Orleans -- whom some like Oliver Stone think had a hand in JFK's assassination.


I also sat in the next booth to Tony Spilotro, from Chicago and head of the Vegas mob in the early 80's, at a fast-food joint he owned ... A couple days before his body went missing. He and his brother were whacked by Chicago for being too flashy and garnering too much publicity ala John Gotti. I think their bodies were dug up in some Midwestern cornfield years later.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NerAD)

312 Oh great. Now J.J. is going to go all stormfront on us again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (LX21o)

313 302 For the one millionth time: THERE IS NO "OFFICIAL PRESS."

Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (BXq8R)


RKae, Rkae, RKae.

Ah! Here's the IP address.

Let's get a unit out to pay a visit after doxxing begins.

Posted by: The Official Press at November 19, 2018 12:40 PM (H7LIz)

314 "Pathetic," Neil, not "telepathic."
Posted by: m

----

They're telepathetic.

They are pathetic at a great distance.

Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:40 PM (BXq8R)

315 Re serious criminals. I suspect more of us have brushed against one or so of them at some point at time than not.

There was a kid from elementary school who was "off". Not enough to be truly disruptive, but all the kids knew something wasn't quite right; he was just a little creepy, and he was avoided for the most part.

Circa early college a local woman disappeared from a nightclub on a cold winter night. Months later they found her bones scattered on a golf course. This guy is now in the slammer for life for the murder. Blue Hen might remember the case from the papers.

No one could have predicted this from what I recall, but he was very surely just - something ineffably wrong.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:40 PM (U3LtS)

316 Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.


copyright violation, dude, you'll be hearing from my lawyers...

Posted by: Rihanna at November 19, 2018 12:40 PM (8erNz)

317 ShainS

You're thinking of Carlos Marcello.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2018 12:41 PM (xfb67)

318 Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NerAD)

Carlos Marcello. Not Gambino.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:41 PM (2DOZq)

319
I also sat in the next booth to Tony Spilotro, from Chicago and head of the Vegas mob in the early 80's, at a fast-food joint he owned ... A couple days before his body went missing. He and his brother were whacked by Chicago for being too flashy and garnering too much publicity ala John Gotti. I think their bodies were dug up in some Midwestern cornfield years later.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor


Was bluebell in the booth with you? She has, shall we say, a unique set of skills that might have played into this series of events.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

320 I have the good fortune to have known more people who turned out very goddamn rich or at least successful (among them BD Wong, Gilman Louie, and Elon Musk) than people who turned out very goddamn psychotic.

I have the bad fortune not to have clung closely enough to them.

Posted by: Rihanna at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (8erNz)

321 I just left the GOP because its platform goes against all of the Sacred Principles of Conservatism. I go into detail about this in my new book, which everyone should read.

Posted by: Max Boot at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (m2bLi)

322 Did anyone actually stop to think that Zapruder himself may have been in on the conspiracy?
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz

Well he is Jewish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:38 PM


Oh... so while he may not actually have held a gun in one hand and the camera in the other, he did make sure the weather was perfect for driving around in a convertible that day.

It's all coming together now.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (e7O7B)

323 Oops, sockfail

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (8erNz)

324

No one could have predicted this from what I recall, but he was very surely just - something ineffably wrong.

"Something about that boy just ain't right. I can't rightly put my finger on it, tho'."

- a common statement back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:43 PM (HaL55)

325 322
Did anyone actually stop to think that Zapruder himself may have been in on the conspiracy?

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at November 19, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz



Well he is Jewish



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 12:38 PM



Oh... so while he may not actually have held a gun in one hand and
the camera in the other, he did make sure the weather was perfect for
driving around in a convertible that day.



It's all coming together now.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 12:42 PM (e7O7B)
Yeah, clear weather in Dallas is virtually unheard of.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:43 PM (37IEG)

326 The cute but ranting English guy who used to work or works with Alex Jones had a video demolishing the idea of a faked video regarding Acosta.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 12:43 PM (AllCR)

327 Now instead of watching the entire program on these crime channels and wait for The Who done it at the end,

----

The Who did it? Well, maybe Townsend

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

328 311 My first girlfriend's father was in the mob in Las Vegas and owned a bar in New Orleans, where I met and shook the hand of an old man he introduced as Mr. Carlos.

He was arrested later that year for tax evasion and I recognized him as Carlos Gambino, the Godfather of New Orleans -- whom some like Oliver Stone think had a hand in JFK's assassination. . . .

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018

*
*
Do you mean Carlos Marcello?

And how did yu go about breaking up with said girlfriend???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 12:44 PM (V7hgh)

329 In fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.

-
She also posed with Jim Jones.

https://bit.ly/2DL6Dm5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

330 There was a kid from elementary school who was "off". Not enough to be truly disruptive, but all the kids knew something wasn't quite right; he was just a little creepy, and he was avoided for the most part.

I bullied that guy too!

Posted by: Emma Gonzalez at November 19, 2018 12:44 PM (9qZ3S)

331 329
In fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of
people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical
contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.



-

She also posed with Jim Jones.



https://bit.ly/2DL6Dm5

Ah, at last, we track the source of the infection back to it's source!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:45 PM (37IEG)

332 My mom worked with a serial rapist Jon Simonis in Louisiana.
Known as the ski mask rapist.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

333 Speaking of assassinatins, do you know why we know that Lincoln was Jewish?










He was shot in the temple.

Posted by: Rabbi John Wilkes Booth at November 19, 2018 12:46 PM (H7LIz)

334 300 Either he (Cheney) was going light on the alcohol or ... he's a cyborg.

embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 12:46 PM (NmR1a)

335 Pffft, ya'll got nothin.
I'm Batman...

Posted by: Batman at November 19, 2018 12:46 PM (/hTUk)

336 332 My mom worked with a serial rapist Jon Simonis in Louisiana.
Known as the ski mask rapist.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

Which is it? Did he rape cereal or did he rape ski masks?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

337 Very likely. I know Gacy eventually resorted to throwing the bodies in the river because the crawlspace was full.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:15 PM (vOkuK)

But what about the smell? Seems as though the bodies in the crawlspace would get a bit ripe after a while.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 12:21 PM (JAhKD)


I would have to go back and check, but I don't believe Gacy ever threw any bodies in any rivers. Wayne Williams did, but I don't recall Gacy ever having done so.

And yeah, the crawl space was ripe. Got to the point where he was stacking them.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (a2xio)

338 I saw Adolph Hitler drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his mustache was perfect

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)

339

I suspect more of us have brushed against one or so of them at some point at time than not.

Kevin Bacon hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (HaL55)

340 Weak sauce. I'm Chewbacca!

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (vtcmf)

341 Do you know how hard it to rape someone while you are both skiing?

Posted by: That Guy at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (H7LIz)

342 We've had the Kavanaugh Avenatti-karma poster on three times, now, I think. And I am not complaining. Maybe it could be hung in the WH press room.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (GkIz4)

343 My mom worked with a serial rapist Jon Simonis in Louisiana.
Known as the ski mask rapist.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

He raped ski masks?

To each his own, I guess.

Posted by: Harvey 'The Ficus Rapist' Weinstein at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (m2bLi)

344 I
would have to go back and check, but I don't believe Gacy ever threw any
bodies in any rivers. Wayne Williams did, but I don't recall Gacy ever
having done so.

And yeah, the crawl space was ripe. Got to the point where he was stacking them.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (a2xio)
Juan Williams threw bodies in the river? I always suspected as much.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:48 PM (37IEG)

345 336 332 My mom worked with a serial rapist Jon Simonis in Louisiana.
Known as the ski mask rapist.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

Which is it? Did he rape cereal or did he rape ski masks?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018

*
*
If he wore ski masks to commit his murders, he must have done them only in January and February. Those are the only cool-to-cold months here. March through December, he'd have sweated his face off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 12:48 PM (V7hgh)

346 I have the good fortune to have known more people who turned out very goddamn rich or at least successful (among them BD Wong,


I've seen him naked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 12:48 PM (fuK7c)

347 188 Lets just say that if your preference is to prance around in little cloven feets, there are plenty of places that will help you on your way.


Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:06 PM (/hTUk)

Oh, don't be such a grumpy gus!

https://tinyurl.com/mbssxx7
Posted by: Joanna Rohrback at November 19, 2018 12:12 PM (kqsXK)
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Thanks a whole lot for that nasty camel toe that I will never be able to unsee. You really are sick!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 19, 2018 12:48 PM (JNTt1)

348 >>>335 Pffft, ya'll got nothin.
I'm Batman...
Posted by: Batman at November 19, 2018 12:46 PM (/hTUk)

I love that Trump video.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (GkIz4)

349
I saw Prince "I So Wanna Be Your Tampon, Cam" Charles the Chinless at Berkeley.

Buzz killer, though, not a serial killer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (pNxlR)

350 A ski mask in Louisiana, that's not suspicious at all.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (/hTUk)

351 Speaking of Mr. Carlos, there is a locally famous restaurant outside New Orleans called Mosca's. Incredible food if you fancy baked oysters, barbecue shrimp in garlic sauce, etc. Very plain, but the food is out of the world.

It's (or at least was) on the edge of a swampy woods. It was Mr. Carlos' place and during the restaurant's non-business hours, folks took care of family business. There are reported to be many, many souls resting uneasily in the swamps behind Mosca's.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (U3LtS)

352 341
Do you know how hard it to rape someone while you are both skiing?

Posted by: That Guy at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (H7LIz)
Uh, I'm going with not nearly as difficult as when only ONE of you is skiing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (37IEG)

353 In
fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of
people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical
contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.



-

She also posed with Jim Jones.



https://bit.ly/2DL6Dm5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)


Must it be said?

She married and slept with Jimmah Carter for more than half a century. Shaking hands with a couple murderers ain't nothing compared to that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 12:49 PM (a2xio)

354 >>342 We've had the Kavanaugh Avenatti-karma poster on three times, now, I think. And I am not complaining. Maybe it could be hung in the WH press room. Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:47 PM (GkIz4)

Kavanaugh/Avenatti karma poster status: Hung in the WH press room.
Whimpering, bearded, soiled, emaciated Jim Acosta-in-an-iron-maiden status; Hung in the WH press room.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

355 Nobody is acknowledging that I left the GOP and have a new book out. Why won't they give me any attention, I'm a Principled former Conservative after all?

Posted by: Max Boot at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (m2bLi)

356 > But the burning question is, is Brenda Snipes any relation to Wesley?

I've been calling here Brenda "Weasely" Snipes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vOkuK)

357 234 "new rule: if you didn't cry about it when obama did it, you don't get to cry about Trump doing it. it's right there in the Eat Shit penumbra emanation."

Sorry, nope. It doesn't work that way. As per Jonah Goldberg et al, what you are doing amounts to Whataboutism, which is verboten to all true cons.
=======
I must disagee. History, who is a most nonpartisan lady, says that Whataboutism is a common malady of out-of-control political partisan conditions. Or as my grandfolks said, "sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander".

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (Nk3Dy)

358 Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

359 In fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.

No, it's not necessary to be fair to Rosalynn Carter.

All the left has to do is make up some lie that a white supremacist group supports Trump, and all of a sudden he's tarred with that brush, even though he's never, say, posed with David Duke.

Hillary on the other hand gets a pass for having connections to Byrd.

No, let's not be fair. Let's torch all these m'fckers with guilt by association. Heck. Let's make it up, like they do.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

360 [ i]Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?
Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

I thought the Cherry branch was abolished by George Washington when he cut down the tree and didn't lie about it?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (F4u7C)

361 NOTICE ME!!!!!

Posted by: Max Boot at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (m2bLi)

362

She married and slept with
Jimmah Carter for more than half a century. Shaking hands with a couple
murderers ain't nothing compared to that.


To be fair, Jimmah Cahtah only killed one thing: the economy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (HaL55)

363 > Hillary on the other hand gets a pass for having connections to Byrd.


Shit, she got away with calling him her "mentor".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (vOkuK)

364 Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

Whoa, sock failure.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (GkIz4)

365 In high school, had a friend whose older brother was three years ahead of us.

He apparently moved to California and married a woman over 10 years his senior.

When he was mid-40's and she near 60's sounds like maybe they were going to separate, and she was going to cut him out of all her money. I'm pretty grey on even those details, but end result was him murdering her, her sister, her mom (murdered in a nursing home) and then shooting himself, also in the nursing home.

Colin McGrattan.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (yL25O)

366 "sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander".

In a sane world, this is so.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (U3LtS)

367 I once had the .38 we kept under the register in my hand, ready to go when a guy in what looked like a ski mask came into the store in the middle of summer.

Turns out he was recovering burn victim.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (xfb67)

368 No, it's not necessary to be fair to Rosalynn Carter.

All the left has to do is make up some lie that a white supremacist group supports Trump, and all of a sudden he's tarred with that brush, even though he's never, say, posed with David Duke.

Hillary on the other hand gets a pass for having connections to Byrd.

No, let's not be fair. Let's torch all these m'fckers with guilt by association. Heck. Let's make it up, like they do.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)


This must be an ill-timed sock. There's NO WAY Tyson would say something so poignant and agreeable.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (F4u7C)

369 Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?
Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vtcmf)


More like animal (Maxine Waters), vegetable (Pelosi), and mineral (whatever is between Occasional-Cortex's ears).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 12:53 PM (/qEW2)

370 I
would have to go back and check, but I don't believe Gacy ever threw any
bodies in any rivers. Wayne Williams did, but I don't recall Gacy ever
having done so.

And yeah, the crawl space was ripe. Got to the point where he was stacking them.
____________________

Gacy did throw some bodies in the Des Plaines River. He started doing that at the end, after he'd filled up all the ditches he had dug (or had his employees dig, some of whom ended up there too) in the spaces under his house. He covered up the bodies with lime, dirt, sometimes concrete. He also stuffed clothes or underwear or other material into their mouths, to soak up what he called "leakage." He told the cops he had considered hiding bodies in his attic after the crawl spaces were filled, but thought there would be too much "leakage."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 12:53 PM (fqUgw)

371 This must be an ill-timed sock. There's NO WAY Tyson would say something so poignant and agreeable.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (F4u7C)


Yup, sock fail.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 12:53 PM (/qEW2)

372 All the
left has to do is make up some lie that a white supremacist group
supports Trump, and all of a sudden he's tarred with that brush, even
though he's never, say, posed with David Duke.



Hillary on the other hand gets a pass for having connections to Byrd.



No, let's not be fair. Let's torch all these m'fckers with guilt by association. Heck. Let's make it up, like they do.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (/qEW2)

Yeppers. My "fairness to the left". is pegged at zero. If that makes me a bad person well so be it. Tough shit.

WAR.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 12:53 PM (7CM5W)

373 Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?
Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

I thought the Cherry branch was abolished by George Washington when he cut down the tree and didn't lie about it?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:51 PM (F4u7C)

Wasn't the Hickory Branch added by Andrew Jackson shortly after his reelection?

Posted by: Hickory Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (m2bLi)

374 309 I just read about Gacy. Wow. What a sick fuck. What amazes me though is how functional he was in his day to day life--making money, winning people over, joining the Jaycees , the Democrat Party (figures) actually doing stuff.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

I recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful mansion and kill them.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

375
360 Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?
Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM (vtcmf)


I'm pretty sure they are Peppermint, Spearmint and Wintergreen.

It's all right there in the Constitution's Life Savers Clause.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

376 Did you know that the three branches of gub'mint are Maple, Cherry and Hickory?

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:50 PM


Did you know the odds of a recent immigrant, who came in the front door, got all of the medical examinations to prove health, all the vaccinations, secured the proper paperwork, took classes to improve/learn English, took classes to learn the American system of government, passed a test and became a legal US citizen is 100% more likely to know the three branches of our government then a college graduate?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (e7O7B)

377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

378 Re serious criminals. I suspect more of us have brushed against one or so of them at some point at time than not.

There was a kid from elementary school who was "off". Not enough to be truly disruptive, but all the kids knew something wasn't quite right; he was just a little creepy, and he was avoided for the most part.

Circa early college a local woman disappeared from a nightclub on a cold winter night. Months later they found her bones scattered on a golf course. This guy is now in the slammer for life for the murder. Blue Hen might remember the case from the papers.

No one could have predicted this from what I recall, but he was very surely just - something ineffably wrong.
Posted by: RM

Vaguely. About what era was this?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (Z04f8)

379
A guy named Bussey from the Wall Street Journal has been on Fox News alot lately. Pushing the "no voter fraud" line for what went on in Florida. Never heard him comment on
Stacey A. from Georgia and her whining about voter suppression.

I really do not trust this guy (Bussey).
Who the hell is he?

Posted by: Glenn John at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (LilNs)

380 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)


Did you tell the police?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (F4u7C)

381 351 Speaking of Mr. Carlos, there is a locally famous restaurant outside New Orleans called Mosca's. Incredible food if you fancy baked oysters, barbecue shrimp in garlic sauce, etc. Very plain, but the food is out of the world.

It's (or at least was) on the edge of a swampy woods. It was Mr. Carlos' place and during the restaurant's non-business hours, folks took care of family business. There are reported to be many, many souls resting uneasily in the swamps behind Mosca's.
Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018

*
*
I've never eaten at Mosca's -- it's on Hwy. 90 on the West Bank of the river, out in Avondale someplace, but I've driven past it. True, it isn't fancy.

In my courier days, I delivered a package (just a flat letter, like a FedEx letter now) to "Carlos Marcello," at his place of business on Airline Highway: a game machine business. The receptionist unlocked the door for me, signed for the package, and relocked the door as I left. This was sometime in the early '80s, '80 to maybe '85. No idea if CM was even in the country then.

Ask me sometime about the brains I delivered from the Alzheimer's Foundation in California, and the fresh liver (presumably a cow's) I brought to a lady's house in the suburbs. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (V7hgh)

382 My wife had a prof in the 80's at Cal State Fresno who killed his boyfriend.

Borrowed his neighbor's chainsaw to dispose of the body.

Returned it messy.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (yL25O)

383 374 309 I just read about Gacy. Wow. What a sick fuck. What amazes me though is how functional he was in his day to day life--making money, winning people over, joining the Jaycees , the Democrat Party (figures) actually doing stuff.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

I recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful mansion and kill them.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)


Just another lifestyle, as beautiful and valid as any other, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (CDGwz)

384 It's interesting now that the elections over Democrats are indicating it's conquest, not comity they are after.

I would like to thank everyone who voted for this, especially the #nevertrumpers.


How does it feel to be a willing dupe, and take it up the squeakhole from your masters? Better yet, how does it feel to screw your neighbors and their families out of a better future because of your malfeasance?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (VpIIl)

385 377
I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

hey, accidents happen.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (7CM5W)

386 382 My wife had a prof in the 80's at Cal State Fresno who killed his boyfriend.

Borrowed his neighbor's chainsaw to dispose of the body.

Returned it messy.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (yL25O)


Lifestyle, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (CDGwz)

387 Saying that we have three "branches" of government is based on our racist history.

Black people were hanged from branches by the KKK.

It is a constant reminder to black people that the government can be used to hang you.

Branches.

Look it up.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocassio-Cortez at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (H7LIz)

388 329 In fairness to Rosalynn Carter, she's no doubt posed with thousands of people in all her decades in public life. That she came in physical contact with John Wayne Gacy probably creeps her out to this day.

-
She also posed with Jim Jones.

https://bit.ly/2DL6Dm5
========
Good ol' Jim Jones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAyMciHhSo
He was Commie Messiah to the confused masses of San Francisco. And best buddies with all the local Democrats, until he moved his voter bloc to Guyana, and then blew away a congressman and entourage. Now they pretend they never knew him.

But we know that Democrat voters still drink the kool-aid to this day.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (Nk3Dy)

389 >>>377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

Knew him well?

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (GkIz4)

390 380 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

Did you tell the police?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (F4u7C)

I learned about it the same way Obama learned about everything, I read in the newspaper. Speaking of Obama, that picture makes me want to knee him in the testes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (nBr1j)

391 374 309 I just read about Gacy. Wow. What a sick fuck. What amazes me though is how functional he was in his day to day life--making money, winning people over, joining the Jaycees , the Democrat Party (figures) actually doing stuff.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

I recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful mansion and kill them.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

For some the very same characteristics that made them materially successful also made them good serial killers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

392 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.


Don't accept any dinner invitations.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 12:58 PM (vtcmf)

393 377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

along the same lines as "loot, pillage, THEN burn"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 12:58 PM (AURKQ)

394 I am happy to say that as far as I know I have never been in contact with anyone that turned out to be a serial killer. I hope that remains the case.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 12:58 PM (AllCR)

395 389 >>>377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

Knew him well?
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (GkIz4)

I spent a few years working with an inner city ministry in Winnipeg. The guy would come in, drink coffee, eat stale donuts and talk. I don't remember his name.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:58 PM (nBr1j)

396 Vaguely. About what era was this?

Blue Hen, this happened circa mid 70's. The girl disappeared from a nightclub on 202 that was called The Other Side. It was in the shopping center where there is now a Sullivan's, Trader Joe's, etc. Remains were on the former Hercules golf course.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (U3LtS)

397 384 It's interesting now that the elections over Democrats are indicating it's conquest, not comity they are after.

I would like to thank everyone who voted for this, especially the #nevertrumpers.


How does it feel to be a willing dupe, and take it up the squeakhole from your masters? Better yet, how does it feel to screw your neighbors and their families out of a better future because of your malfeasance?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (VpIIl)

NeverTrumpers don't have feelings. They're like fish or earthworms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (bcbK8)

398 I
recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was
the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would
cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful
mansion and kill them.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)



For some the very same characteristics that made them materially successful also made them good serial killers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)
Well, duh! Look at the access he had to cereal as the capitalist owner of super markets!

Posted by: Loopey OzcaseyO at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (37IEG)

399 Just got an item in my news feed.

CNN is at it again. The WH is looking to revoke Acosta's pass, and CNN is requesting an emergency hearing.

This is kind of silly - on CNN's part.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (iypsv)

400 The story about the Mansfield murders was confusing. Supposedly both children wrote letters supporting him getting parole in 2010, which was denied, but now in 2017 there was some sort of TV production (the son is a producer) which ended inconclusively, and showed him failing to contact his sister (they were separated and raised by two different families).

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (Z04f8)

401 287 For the one millionth time: THERE IS NO "OFFICIAL PRESS."

"Freedom of the Press" refers to ANYONE who wants to disseminate information to the world at large.

ANYONE.

Corporate media ARE NOT SPECIAL. They are not "the real thing" while everyone else is "a wannabe."
Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (BXq8R)
-------------------------------------------------

Thank you!
It cannot be said enough.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (Rxduq)

402 If there's a creepier subject around here than cereal killers, I don't know what it is.

Posted by: Kaboom! at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (ctuyM)

403 377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM
(nBr1j)


Btw, my recipe in that regard got nixed by bluebell.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 01:00 PM (7CM5W)

404 I've know lots of grain farmers. I suppose they could be called cereal killers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:00 PM (nBr1j)

405 I went to school with a kid and played football with him. His dad was our coach (elementary school) and was an alcoholic.

I moved away and heard that he was dating a girl we went to school with and was in the U of Illinois. She dumped him because he was possessive and overbearing. He went to her house when she was home for a break and stabbed her mother, father and her 16 or so times before she made it to the street screaming. He disappeared from there in his dad's truck. I remember seeing the truck in the news and remember when his dad bought it new and drove it to school. He arrested several years later working in a mall in Utah.

As far as I know, he's still in prison.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:00 PM (F4u7C)

406

Btw, my recipe in that regard got nixed by bluebell.

Forgot to mention the brine again, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:01 PM (HaL55)

407 Seems almost 100% of serial killings are directly sexually related. Homosexuals are also over represented.

David Berkowitz is only one I can think of off the top of my head that seemed to be killing for killings sake.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:01 PM (2DOZq)

408 i miss Quisp.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (9ORmh)

409 Donk cognitive dissonance: There is no such thing as vote fraud! The Russians stole the election from Hillary!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)

410 374 309 I just read about Gacy. Wow. What a sick fuck. What amazes me though is how functional he was in his day to day life--making money, winning people over, joining the Jaycees , the Democrat Party (figures) actually doing stuff.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

I recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful mansion and kill them.
========
Contrary to the Hollywood stereotype, not all serial killers were solitary nutjobs ranting and playing mental games. Most of the long-term serial killers were good at concealing their inner demon. They were witty, charming, nice guys and sometimes family men. Except for the times when their urge to desecrate and destroy took them and they went out to hunt... Catching them took years, decades, and they were sometimes exposed by accident.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (Nk3Dy)

411 As far as I know, he's still in prison.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:00 PM (F4u7C)

How's the truck?

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (cxHbL)

412 Vaguely. About what era was this?

Blue Hen, this happened circa mid 70's. The girl disappeared from a nightclub on 202 that was called The Other Side. It was in the shopping center where there is now a Sullivan's, Trader Joe's, etc. Remains were on the former Hercules golf course.
Posted by: RM

Ah. What used to be the Beaver Valley shopping center. As a kid I loved going there, because there was a huge hobby store in there. I remember the night club site; it was a western bar when I was in college.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (Z04f8)

413 Contrary to the Hollywood stereotype, not all serial killers were solitary nutjobs ranting and playing mental games. Most of the long-term serial killers were good at concealing their inner demon. They were witty, charming, nice guys and sometimes family men. Except for the times when their urge to desecrate and destroy took them and they went out to hunt... Catching them took years, decades, and they were sometimes exposed by accident.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (Nk3Dy)

Dennis Rader, a/k/a BTK

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

414 >>402 If there's a creepier subject around here than cereal killers, I don't know what it is. Posted by: Kaboom! at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (ctuyM)

Give it to Mikey. He'll eat *anything.*

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

415 406


Btw, my recipe in that regard got nixed by bluebell.

Forgot to mention the brine again, eh?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:01 PM (HaL55)

She has exacting standards! lol. or she had enough 'wife cooking' recipes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (7CM5W)

416 Contrary to the Hollywood stereotype, not all serial killers were solitary nutjobs ranting and playing mental games. Most of the long-term serial killers were good at concealing their inner demon. They were witty, charming, nice guys and sometimes family men. Except for the times when their urge to desecrate and destroy took them and they went out to hunt... Catching them took years, decades, and they were sometimes exposed by accident.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (Nk3Dy)

Dennis Rader, a/k/a BTK

--

And Ted Bundy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (JoUsr)

417 David Berkowitz is only one I can think of off the top of my head that seemed to be killing for killings sake.

-
Juan Corona killed a bunch of undocumented farm workers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

418 "In my courier days, I delivered a package (just a flat letter, like a FedEx letter now) to "Carlos Marcello," at his place of business on Airline Highway: a game machine business. The receptionist unlocked the door for me, signed for the package, and relocked the door as I left. This was sometime in the early '80s, '80 to maybe '85. No idea if CM was even in the country then. "

Back in the day, he was on NOLA television once in a while dressed in a suit that probably cost as much as a compact car, insisting he was just a guy who sold tomatoes.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (U3LtS)

419 401 287 For the one millionth time: THERE IS NO "OFFICIAL PRESS."

"Freedom of the Press" refers to ANYONE who wants to disseminate information to the world at large.

ANYONE.

Corporate media ARE NOT SPECIAL. They are not "the real thing" while everyone else is "a wannabe."
Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 12:34 PM (BXq8R)
-------------------------------------------------

Thank you!
It cannot be said enough.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 12:59 PM (Rxduq)

I saw this starting in GA in 04 and 05 when professors at UGA school of journo communism actually taught only certified badged reporter had First Amend rights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (JFO2v)

420 415 406


Btw, my recipe in that regard got nixed by bluebell.

Forgot to mention the brine again, eh?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:01 PM (HaL55)

She has exacting standards! lol. or she had enough 'wife cooking' recipes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (7CM5W)

Recipes for wife.
You mean, recipes for your wife.
No, I meant what I said.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

421 i miss Quisp.

--

Ha! That was my favorite cereal as a kid. We were poor. But we weren't Kaboom! poor.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (JoUsr)

422 How's the truck?
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (cxHbL)


It was impounded. If I remember correctly, it didn't look in bad shape, actually. Still even had the same hubcaps on it.

Not sure where it went from there.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (F4u7C)

423 So am I the only moron who *hasn't* met a serial killer? That I know of.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

424 Was there ever a confirmed count on Gacy's victims? There were probably a lot of missing persons in that era who will forever be missing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (xzqr4)

425 I think we were about to find out that the Clintons were waist deep in high prescription drug prices. But an unexpected suiciding has squashed that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (dNzKv)

426 Recipes for wife.

You mean, recipes for your wife.

No, I meant what I said.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Oh! A SJW book!
How to server your wife or girlfriend.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (37IEG)

427 My wife had a prof in the 80's at Cal State Fresno who killed his boyfriend.

Borrowed his neighbor's chainsaw to dispose of the body.

Returned it messy.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (yL25O)
...........

wood chipper > chain saw

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)

428 423
So am I the only moron who *hasn't* met a serial killer? That I know of.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

Yet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (7CM5W)

429 Juan Corona killed a bunch of undocumented farm workers.

He killed them for their lettuce.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (vtcmf)

430 >>David Berkowitz is only one I can think of off the top of my head that seemed to be killing for killings sake. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:01 PM (2DOZq)

Henry Lee Lucas. Over 100 victims, maybe more.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

431 Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (nBr1j)

432 I've never brushed up against any infamous serial criminals. Known a couple of people that ended up doing time, but nothing horrific.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

433
I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)


They taste better when they're caramelized

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

434 > Ask me sometime about the brains I delivered from the Alzheimer's Foundation in California

I remember a case a long time ago where a prof at a medical school needed to go into New York City for some reason, and the school asked him if he'd pick up some specimens while he was there. Sure, no problem.

He left the box in his car while he was taking care of other business and when he came back, it had been stolen.

Fortunately, the police found the box full of human heads sitting on the sidewalk a short distance away.

I imagine the thief got quite a surprise when he inspected his haul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (vOkuK)

435

Borrowed his neighbor's chainsaw to dispose of the body.



Returned it messy.


Some people just have no manners at all...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (HaL55)

436 425
I think we were about to find out that the Clintons were waist deep in
high prescription drug prices. But an unexpected suiciding has squashed
that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (dNzKv)
Another Bolt Action Rifle in the back suicide?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (37IEG)

437 435

Borrowed his neighbor's chainsaw to dispose of the body.



Returned it messy.

Some people just have no manners at all...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (HaL55)

Or understanding of forensics.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

438 She married and slept with

Jimmah Carter for more than half a century. Shaking hands with a couple

murderers ain't nothing compared to that.
------------------------------------
To be fair, Jimmah Cahtah only killed one thing: the economy.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 12:52 PM (HaL55)


I would beg to differ. I'm not saying Jimmay got me killed... but Jimmay got me killed.

Posted by: Zombie Anwar Sadat at November 19, 2018 01:07 PM (a2xio)

439 >>423 So am I the only moron who *hasn't* met a serial killer? That I know of. Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

I haven't met an honest one.

Zod: "Hello. Pleased to meet you. Are you a serial killer?"
Serial Killer: "No."
Zod: "Okay, my record of not meeting serial killers remains intact."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

440 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

Knew him well?

-
Or well done! Over easy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

441 431
Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (nBr1j)
Yes, see, you have the whole amateur thing going with serial killers.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (37IEG)

Posted by: Zombie Anwar Sadat at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (a2xio)

443 384 It's interesting now that the elections over Democrats are indicating it's conquest, not comity they are after.

I would like to thank everyone who voted for this, especially the #nevertrumpers.


How does it feel to be a willing dupe, and take it up the squeakhole from your masters? Better yet, how does it feel to screw your neighbors and their families out of a better future because of your malfeasance?
====
I guess they sure told us off, eh? Better to take it up the ass from the Democrats than to have to eat crow and support a successful president, eh? Like I told my parents, I voted for Trump in despite of TWO major parties, and my mind has not changed.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (Nk3Dy)

444 >>They taste better when they're caramelized
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

Spiral-cut boneless smoked man, $1.49 a pound. Limited time only, one per customer.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

445 I've driven past the property used by Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Don't believe I ever met them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

446 > Yes, see, you have the whole amateur thing going with serial killers.

Yes, hit men do it out of greed. Serial killers do it for the love of the sport.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (vOkuK)

447 Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (nBr1j)
Yes, see, you have the whole amateur thing going with serial killers.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

They're "official"

Posted by: Journalism prof at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (Z04f8)

448 Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (nBr1j)


As a practical consideration, yeah, that's different. I forget the term for it, but I think the FBI calls it something else.

And obviously, there's a very different psychology involved.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (a2xio)

449 421 i miss Quisp.
_____________________________________

Alien lover.

Posted by: Quake at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (H7LIz)

450

Is Amy Earl Carter still ugly?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (GN8zw)

451 I'm more of a parallel killer....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

452 Acosta.

Little Bitch.

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (F4u7C)

453 When will Ace awaken, he's normally up by now?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (m2bLi)

454 >>>395 389 >>>377 I knew a guy who killed and cannabalized his wife.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

Knew him well?
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 12:57 PM (GkIz4)

I spent a few years working with an inner city ministry in Winnipeg. The guy would come in, drink coffee, eat stale donuts and talk. I don't remember his name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 12:58 PM (nBr1j)

Glad it was not someone close to you. Thanks.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (GkIz4)

455 447
Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?



Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, see, you have the whole amateur thing going with serial killers.

Posted by: DamnedYankee



They're "official"

Posted by: Journalism prof at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (Z04f
EXACTLY! you understand me!
you'll be spared till last.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (37IEG)

456 Gacy's victims have a perfect voting record. Straight Democrat ticket every time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (OLCnA)

457

There was a guitar player down here who hung out at a couple of the blues clubs I frequented. Heard him play live a few times, he was a good guitarist. His dad was a really good Hammond B3 player who was on a couple of Allman Brothers albums.

This guy snapped and chopped up somebody with an axe.

Fitting, since we refer to guitars as an axe on occasion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (HaL55)

458 Is Amy Earl Carter still ugly?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (GN8zw)


*startpage search*

OOOF!

Yes.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (F4u7C)

459 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

He never admitted to the killings but it is thought that he probably believed the victims to be gay as his motivation in addition to his schizophrenia.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

460 When will Ace awaken, he's normally up by now?

I was thinking the same thing. Wellness check? Has he been building shelves again?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (/hTUk)

461 Btw, my recipe in that regard got nixed by bluebell.


I sent in two, one for cookies and the other for a awesome adult beverage. The beverage was selected.
Just saying....

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (0tfLf)

462 > Is Amy Earl Carter still ugly?

Internet says: Yes.

https://tinyurl.com/ybx7fsdh

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (vOkuK)

463 When will Ace awaken, he's normally up by now?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (m2bLi)

Give him a call...BR549

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (cxHbL)

464 I've driven past the property used by Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Don't believe I ever met them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)


Karla is a happy housewife these days, using a different name. Married with a kid or two. Acting like she's a fine upstanding citizen.


Don't tell me the system didn't go easy on her because she was a bubbly blonde bimbo. Frankly, I think she's the real evil one in that couple. Paul was just an average amoral rapist jerkwad. She made him a killer. She did. Not the other way around.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (a2xio)

465 427---
wood chipper > chain saw
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)
----------------------------
hogs > wood chipper > chain saw

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (Rxduq)

466
Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?

I believe they would fall under contract killers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (TAmPV)

467 Time for a cute doggy picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y9zhknh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (AllCR)

468 We do hope that the spaz case that dared defy our beloved Jimmy gets the help that she desperately needs.

Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (Z04f8)

469 In the tv series "Fargo" (not the movie) Billy Bob Thornton played a hit man who also did pro bono work, just for pleasure. Crossover hit man/serial killer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 19, 2018 01:12 PM (xzqr4)

470 451
I'm more of a parallel killer....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 01:09 PM (AURKQ)
Massively parallel? Jim Swillhead will want to talk to you about gun 'resisters'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:12 PM (37IEG)

471 When will Ace awaken, he's normally up by now?

Would that be London time?

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 01:12 PM (vtcmf)

472 The Ice Man may have done his hits for pleasure also.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

473 I would like to thank everyone who voted for this, especially the #nevertrumpers.





How does it feel to be a willing dupe, and take it up the squeakhole
from your masters? Better yet, how does it feel to screw your neighbors
and their families out of a better future because of your malfeasance?


The #NeverTrump horde I know are completely ignorant of any of that. They will go on-and-on about "Saving The Republic" and "Need To Get Back To Values" while never once acknowledging that they support, at least in the short term, the exact opposite of all that.

It would be more honest of them if they took the "Let It Burn" approach so many here, myself included, endorse. But honesty and consistency aren't their strong suits. Much like some, ahem, other people we all know (COUGHliberalsCOUGH)

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:12 PM (NYS7S)

474 450

Is Amy Earl Carter still ugly?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018

*
*
My guess, as someone who saw her in person in 1993 or so, is: Yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (V7hgh)

475 >>hogs > wood chipper > chain saw
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (Rxduq)

Sky burial > hogs > wood chipper > chain saw

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (Bdeb0)

476 Another Bolt Action Rifle in the back suicide?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (37IEG)

Multiple blunt force trauma in a dc parking garage suicide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (dNzKv)

477 "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?

I lied."

Posted by: John Matrix at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (ctuyM)

478 432 I've never brushed up against any infamous serial criminals. Known a couple of people that ended up doing time, but nothing horrific.
===
Some people get lucky that way. Be thankful to the LORD that you have missed such an encounter. I know how my luck works out, so I have always been on the look-out for the human monster. I'm still alive and well, so my guardian angel has done good work, or I listened to that little voice in my head that said "Bad guy, do not approach, do not follow, get in the car and dive away."

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (Nk3Dy)

479 >>>411 As far as I know, he's still in prison.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:00 PM (F4u7C)

How's the truck?
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (cxHbL)

For some reason, this really cracked me up. Maybe because this a macabre thread.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (GkIz4)

480 I sent in two, one for cookies and the other for a awesome adult beverage. The beverage was selected.

Just saying....



Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM


Which beverage was this?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (p+Wdc)

481 Karla is a happy housewife these days, using a different name. Married with a kid or two. Acting like she's a fine upstanding citizen.


Don't tell me the system didn't go easy on her because she was a bubbly blonde bimbo. Frankly, I think she's the real evil one in that couple. Paul was just an average amoral rapist jerkwad. She made him a killer. She did. Not the other way around.
Posted by: BurtTC

Her defense lawyer left his family to be with that. He also held on to tapes that were concealed in that house. The prosecution later found out that she was a wiling and eager participant after they made the plea deal.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (Z04f8)

482 467 Time for a cute doggy picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y9zhknh


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM

**************

I have got to stop opening these damned Horde links. You'd think I would know better.
Those ugly shoes earlier are now showing up on every I-net page I open.
Gawd...someone send a link for Vicky's Secrets or something.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (0tfLf)

483 475 >>hogs > wood chipper > chain saw
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 01:11 PM (Rxduq)

Sky burial > hogs > wood chipper > chain saw
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (Bdeb0)

Impaled on the palisades > Sky burial > hogs > wood chipper > chain saw

Posted by: Vlad Teppic at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (AURKQ)

484 When will Ace awaken, he's normally up by now?
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:10 PM (m2bLi)


Sleepless Nights.

Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (F4u7C)

485 And a story about high school sports teams helping each other after the Paradise fire:


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (AllCR)

486 476
Another Bolt Action Rifle in the back suicide?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:06 PM (37IEG)



Multiple blunt force trauma in a dc parking garage suicide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (dNzKv)
Even more believable. I'm constantly reassured about the endurance and dedication of the human spirit by people who can repeatedly ram their bodies into concrete posts and throw themselves off ledges and down multiple flights of stairs to commit their own special form of suicide!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (37IEG)

487 Link; Sorry:


https://tinyurl.com/yb89kg6l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (AllCR)

488 .someone send a link for Vicky's Secrets or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (0tfLf)

Look into your webcam and say "Bloody Sonobi" three times....

Posted by: Vlad Teppic at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (AURKQ)

489 (27) I'm torn between not having any more press conferences "since legal proceedings are ongoing" and calling on Acosta and him only.

Pretty sure after the second all-Acosta the asshole session, his colleagues will beat him to death in the parking lot.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (Z04f


Speaking as an ex-reporter, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if that happened. Acosta seems oblivious to the fact that he makes all the other reporters in the room look bad, too. And he'll get it from them if he doesn't get it from Trump.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (MqzWH)

490 So am I the only moron who *hasn't* met a serial killer? That I know of.



Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

Yet.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 01:05 PM (7CM5W)


Serial killers... no. Not that I know of. Several people who have murder convictions, at least one guy I know with almost 100% certainly had multiple deaths by his hands (he's dead now too, by his own hand, actually).


Two people I know who murdered their wives. Only one of those did I encounter him in a professional capacity. The other guy... well, that's a story. And I ain't gonna tell it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (a2xio)

491
For some reason, this really cracked me up. Maybe because this a macabre thread.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (GkIz4)


And the fact that I glossed over it and gave an accurate response on it's condition at the time, might make it worse.

Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:16 PM (F4u7C)

492 (transylvanian sock fail)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 01:16 PM (AURKQ)

493 The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.



Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:02 PM (9ORmh)





Should be "Leftovers" and "Sandwiches".

Posted by: Mikey NTH
Mole de Pavo and Gumbo.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 01:16 PM (FhXTo)

494 "Would organized crime hit men count as serial killers? Or is that another category?"

I think they are in another category, but there was at least one one who was known as The Iceman. He operated as a hitman with (Roy?) De Meo in the 80's, and was off the charts, way beyond simply taking care of mob business.

There is a very good movie about him and good book by the same name, and a prison interview with the killer on true crime channels from time to time. Ted Kuklinski or something along those lines.

Reportedly he would tie people who someone wanted to die a difficult death up in a rat infested cave in upstate NJ, rub their bodies with provolone, set up a movie camera, and leave them for a couple of weeks. The fllm was made available to his clients for verification. Never was sure of that part was true or just more of his fevered imagination, but either way, the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (U3LtS)

495 I think Acosta is beginning to think the other reporters are planning a blanket party, and he's the guest of honor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (xzqr4)

496 >>>Seems almost 100% of serial killings are directly sexually related. Homosexuals are also over represented.

If you want some truly disturbing stories, look up Bob Berdella.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (/qEW2)

497 There is a very good movie about him and good book by the same name, and a prison interview with the killer on true crime channels from time to time. Ted Kuklinski or something along those lines.

Richard.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

498 493
The WH turkeys are named Peas and Carrots.


Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 12:02 PM (9ORmh)



Should be "Leftovers" and "Sandwiches".



Posted by: Mikey NTHMole de Pavo and Gumbo.


Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 01:16 PM (FhXTo)
The old White House turkeys were named Barack and Michelle. It was kinda weird really.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)

499 Which beverage was this?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM
********

The Metropolitan.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:18 PM (0tfLf)

500
Karla is a happy housewife
these days, using a different name. Married with a kid or two. Acting
like she's a fine upstanding citizen.





Don't tell me the system didn't go easy on her because she was a bubbly blonde bimbo.


--------------
I've watched those cops and "prosecutors" defend their decisions on a coupla documentaries. I don't think they were so much attracted to her as they were clueless, dizzy, inept, inexperienced, confused, fundamentally soft-headed, morally weak, and a few other things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 01:18 PM (13CQC)

501 487 Link; Sorry:


https://tinyurl.com/yb89kg6l
===
Not sure about dogs, but the cat stories were effin' hilarious.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 01:18 PM (Nk3Dy)

502 Karla is
a happy housewife these days, using a different name. Married with a
kid or two. Acting like she's a fine upstanding citizen.





Don't tell me the system didn't go easy on her because she was a
bubbly blonde bimbo. Frankly, I think she's the real evil one in that
couple. Paul was just an average amoral rapist jerkwad. She made him a
killer. She did. Not the other way around.

Posted by: BurtTC



Her defense lawyer left his family to be with that. He also held on
to tapes that were concealed in that house. The prosecution later found
out that she was a wiling and eager participant after they made the plea
deal.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:14 PM (Z04f


I'd like to know how it was, after they found the tapes, there was nothing they could charge her with. As far as I know, she was only ever convicted of some sort of aiding and abetting crime, on maybe two of the girls.


Nobody was ever charged with killing her sister. Or raping her. Even though they have the tapes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:18 PM (a2xio)

503 off sock

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 01:18 PM (jKcAV)

504 >>And he'll get it from them if he doesn't get it from Trump.
Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (MqzWH)

Acosta is The Story. They won't mess up easy copy.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

505 Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (U3LtS)

He was nicknamed the Ice Man because he would freeze his victims after killing them so they couldn't get an accurate date of death.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (2DOZq)

506 The old White House turkeys were named Barack and Michelle. It was kinda weird really.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)


It would be epic trolling if PDJT named the turkeys Barack and Michelle and then slept while their "pardons" were supposed to come down.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (NYS7S)

507
How's the truck?
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 01:02 PM (cxHbL)

For some reason, this really cracked me up. Maybe because this a macabre thread.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (GkIz4)


I'm ... I'm doin' okay, I guess. Some days are better'n others. "One day at a time", I always say.

-- The Truck

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

508 I've watched those cops and "prosecutors" defend their decisions on a coupla documentaries. I don't think they were so much attracted to her as they were clueless, dizzy, inept, inexperienced, confused, fundamentally soft-headed, morally weak, and a few other things.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Blaming the guy was easier.
She testified against him.
They didn't have all the evidence; their lawyers hid some of it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:20 PM (Z04f8)

509 Ice man? And somebody mentioned icicles as a perfect stabby weapon just last week.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:20 PM (/hTUk)

510 It
would be epic trolling if PDJT named the turkeys Barack and Michelle and
then slept while their "pardons" were supposed to come down.


Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (NYS7S)
The head explosions in California could be used to stop the fires.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:20 PM (37IEG)

511 The Ewok must be hibernating, that's the only logical conclusion I can come to to explain his abscence.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:20 PM (m2bLi)

512 505 Posted by: RM at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (U3LtS)

He was nicknamed the Ice Man because he would freeze his victims after killing them so they couldn't get an accurate date of death.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:19 PM (2DOZq)

Yep. And IIRC one of the reasons he eventually got caught is because he had to dump a body before it was fully thawed. They found ice crystals in the body, then revisited the other murders.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

513
Blaming the guy was easier.

She testified against him.

-------------
As I recall, they bargained away some punishment in exchange for basically nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (13CQC)

514 Heh.

Per Townhall Avenetti's law firm was evicted for unpaid rent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

515

I think Acosta is beginning to think the other reporters are planning a blanket party, and he's the guest of honor.

They don't care what Accost-her says or does, they're just jealous that it's not them up there in the spotlight speaking "their troof" to Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (HaL55)

516 he had to dump a body before it was fully thawed

That reminds me, have to move the turkey to the fridge today..

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (/hTUk)

517 Seems almost 100% of serial killings are directly sexually related. Homosexuals are also over represented.


------------------------------------
If you want some truly disturbing stories, look up Bob Berdella.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 01:17 PM (/qEW2)

Highly highly highly recommended book: The Man From the Train.


By Bill James, the baseball writer. It's a finely told yarn, and they took some time to come up with a credible theory around all these murders that happened 100 or more years ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (a2xio)

518 I'd like to know how it was, after they found the tapes, there was nothing they could charge her with. As far as I know, she was only ever convicted of some sort of aiding and abetting crime, on maybe two of the girls.


Nobody was ever charged with killing her sister. Or raping her. Even though they have the tapes.
Posted by: BurtTC

I don't know the exact wording of the plea deal they gave her. Even if it wasn't a blanket deal, I doubt that they'd want to revisit after letting her go.

It's easier to ignore the parents of the last victim, and to destroy the tapes, which they did. And remember tat they claimed to be thinking of the victims when they did.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (Z04f8)

519 If Occasional-Cortex doesn't have the mental capacity to understand a hierarchical structure (three branches, one branch has two chambers), how will she ever understand fractals? Or taxonomy?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (/qEW2)

520 We can tell you how to dispose of bodies.

Posted by: Saudi Embassy janitorial staff at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (xzqr4)

521 >>>491
For some reason, this really cracked me up. Maybe because this a macabre thread.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:13 PM (GkIz4)

And the fact that I glossed over it and gave an accurate response on it's condition at the time, might make it worse.
Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:16 PM (F4u7C)

Your straight answer made me wonder if I had misunderstood!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (GkIz4)

522 Ice man? And somebody mentioned icicles as a perfect stabby weapon just last week.

MAD Magazine once had a Columbo parody where the murderer used ice bullets, which melted.

And Mythbusters tried meat bullets once.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:23 PM (84QUd)

523 Blaming the guy was easier.

She testified against him.

-------------
As I recall, they bargained away some punishment in exchange for basically nothing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

They didn't have DNA evidence at the time, and getting a conviction was easier by having one rat out the other.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:24 PM (Z04f8)

524 519
If Occasional-Cortex doesn't have the mental capacity to understand a
hierarchical structure (three branches, one branch has two chambers),
how will she ever understand fractals? Or taxonomy?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (/qEW2)Or paying the rent with cash instead of - never mind.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:24 PM (37IEG)

525 Dogs waiting for treats from the ice cream truck:

https://tinyurl.com/y8lma9f6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:24 PM (AllCR)

526 Ugh, Caruana/Carlsen is starting to feel like Kasparov/Karpov except neither of them has any balls. This current paradigm of having 4 or 5 seconds and a ludicrous number of preparations just seems to lead to very few dynamic games.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)

527 Blaming the guy was easier.


She testified against him.

-------------
As I recall, they bargained away some punishment in exchange for basically nothing.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 01:22 PM (13CQC)


There's a particularly dishonest and insipid movie made about them, with Laura Prepon (from That 70s Show) miscast as Karla. Man, they laid it on thick, how she was an unwilling participant, and even make it out like she was a victim herself.

Pathetic.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:25 PM (a2xio)

528 There's a particularly dishonest and insipid movie made about them, with Laura Prepon (from That 70s Show) miscast as Karla. Man, they laid it on thick, how she was an unwilling participant, and even make it out like she was a victim herself.

Pathetic.
Posted by: BurtTC


Sorry to hear that. One bad act after another to reinforce the narrative.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (Z04f8)

529 https://tinyurl.com/yb89kg6l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 01:15 PM (AllCR)


Beautiful. That's what reality in this country is, not the crapfest on the web or on cable news.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

530 Noods up..

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (/hTUk)

531 Blaming the guy was easier.



She testified against him.



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As I recall, they bargained away some punishment in exchange for basically nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia



They didn't have DNA evidence at the time, and getting a conviction was easier by having one rat out the other.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:24 PM (Z04f


Right. Basic, typical lazy police and lawyer work.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (a2xio)

532 523 Blaming the guy was easier.

She testified against him.

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As I recall, they bargained away some punishment in exchange for basically nothing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

They didn't have DNA evidence at the time, and getting a conviction was easier by having one rat out the other.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 01:24 PM (Z04f

I'm sure she played the damsel in thrall of an evil man bit to the hilt.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

533 nood aceless

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (GkIz4)

534 If my daughter had been one of Homulka's victims, I would make it my life's work to track her down and kill her.
Chances are I would fail to find her but I would keep trying till my dying day.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (Rxduq)

535 Have you done your civic duty today and spread a Jacob Wohl conspiracy theory to keep the left in their permanent froth loop?

They're very intelligent people, you see. Fully clued into the intricate web of cloak and dagger statecraft being pulled off by a 20 year old ex investor.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (oZ6kz)

536 The Whitehouse is ready Jim-



https://twitter.com/PeteHegseth/status/1063816382616358913

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (hECVl)

537 My brother tells me Roslyn
Carter's niece Jana Carter, Billy's middle daughter, later graduated
from Berkeley and is married (at last check) to Van Jones, the CNN
commentator and former Obama White House figure.
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Why not? I mean Amy palled around with Abbie Hoffman. Got thrown out of Brown. More:

"In September 1996, Carter married computer consultant James Gregory Wentzel, whom she had met while attending Tulane. Carter chose not to be given away, stating that she "belonged to no one". Carter kept her own family name and the couple moved to the Atlanta area, where they continue to live and focus on raising their son, Hugo James Wentzel (born July 29, 1999). In Atlanta, Hugo attended Paideia.[4][not in citation given] Since the late 1990s, Carter has maintained a low profile, neither participating in public protests nor granting interviews. She is a member of the board of counselors of the Carter Center that advocates human rights and diplomacy as established by her father.[9] Carter illustrated her father's book for children The Little Baby Snoogle-Fleejer (1996)."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (P4AGc)

538 First Lady Eleanor Rosalynn Carter and Serial Killer John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Jay at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (y1HVI)

539 I recall seeing a true crime show about a serial killer in Indiana who was the owner of a large chain of supermarkets, was very wealthy, and would cruise the gay bars in Indianapolis to bring guys back to his beautiful mansion and kill them.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

That was Herb Baumeister. He would encourage his wife to go on trips with the children & then frequent gay bars, spend a lot of money, bring men home, and murder them. He's been linked to earlier murders in the 80's, earning him the nickname of I-70 killer.

My former brother-in-law was part of the gay bar scene in Indy when Baumeister was hunting victims. The gay community was enormously frustrated with the police at the time because they felt the cops were ignoring the disappearances. The problem was there were no bodies. Baumeister was burning them in the woods on his property. Baumeister kept killing until a victim managed to escape.

Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (1JpTT)

540 >>>I've never brushed up
against any infamous serial criminals. Known a couple of people that
ended up doing time, but nothing horrific.<<<

I watched on live video, a woman abuser named Jim, chop a lady's arm during a press conference. Guy should have been put down with a taser.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (Z9C5C)

541 If Occasio-Cortez were to have a child with Ben Roethlisberger, the child would be __________________.

Posted by: Famed Geneticist at November 19, 2018 01:40 PM (H7LIz)

542 I went through a USMC training course with serial killer Leonard Lake, Went on liberty with him once. Estimated to have killed thirty-five people. As is commonly said, would never have guessed he was the one to do somehing like that. Supposedly, Viet Nam messed him up.

Posted by: French Jeton at November 19, 2018 01:52 PM (Fjvqd)

543 12
5 That's Rosalyn Carter and John Wayne Gacy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (kqsXK)

Excellent. Now, explain to the young-uns on here why they were famous.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (JAhKD)

Nope. the young-uns have that Google thingy, and they use it for everything now, instead of actually learning anything.

Besides, if you told them that a mass murderer and a First Lady would be hanging out together, they wouldn't believe you anyway. Remember, they voted in Occasional-Cortex. The one who just last week said she wants Progressives to take over all three branches of government, the House, the Senate, and the White House.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:05 PM (UsCnO)

544 Test.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:06 PM (/qEW2)

545 🐕

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:08 PM (/qEW2)

546 🐶

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:09 PM (/qEW2)

547 Mrs. Jimmy Carter and Democrat tool John Wayne Gacy?

Posted by: AMartel at November 19, 2018 02:17 PM (WWgnZ)

548 At least Rosalynn didn't sleep with phone solicitors.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 02:23 PM (RuIsu)

549 Roz and Gacy: Golden Age Pizza Gate!

Posted by: gshock at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (A6UBX)

550 Oh go and dive into a pool full of rabid weasels you twat

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (wGqjj)

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