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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Early Weekend Open ThreadI've got a thing tonight! In an earlier thread, I craftily tricked the cucks on this blog into admitting they liked musicals. Musicals! All I had to say was "I liked Little Shop of Horrors" and all the cucks decloaked. They like following the strong leadership of a clearly more masculine male, such as myself. You can now make fun of these simpering soybeans and ostracize them for admitting their weakness and love of soy-based entertainments. You should maybe call their bosses and get them fired for permitting other men such wicked license with their wives. I, of course, was lying the whole time. I don't even like music all that much, to be honest, except maybe the drums, which isn't cucky because it's hitting things with sticks. The only music I could really get into would be some kind of rhythmic arrangement of bullets hitting tank armor with occasional sounds of axes chopping into oaks and boarskulls. And to be honest, I don't really need the rhythm. Rhythm is for weaklings and betas who need the stricture of a time signature to order their useless moments, like a milk-sop little boy needs his mommy to tell him when it's time to make a sitting pee-pee. I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys. To think that this blog would one day be a den of iniquity where "men" talked about their "passion" for "music" and "singing." (In other words, if you want to continue talking about music, here's a thread where you can do that. Cucks.)Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (Uiz/V) 2
Though apparently it should be called the cuck-jon.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2018 08:24 PM (Uiz/V) 3
Music makes the people come together
Posted by: Madonna at November 16, 2018 08:24 PM (e7oj4) 4
Reel them in and fry them in pig grease. Nothing tastes better than musical-addicted cuck with a side of grits.
Posted by: Someguy at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (z5Vrg) 5
I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys. To think that this blog would one day be a den of iniquity where "men" talked about their "passion" for "music" and "singing."
------- I'm a chick so this does not apply to me. I love musicals! The happy old-fashioned ones, not the modern day ones about AIDS and such. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (U5tDi) 6
Hey, but what if I just want to make the world sing in perfect harmony?
Actually that's probably the worst, cringe worthy jungle ever made... Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (OjnQU) 7
LMAO Stacey Abrams (Tank) really does look like Gamera.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2018 08:27 PM (e7oj4) 8
My son likes show tunes. I told him not to sing them when he was in the shower. In the Army.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:27 PM (lwiT4) 9
Best musical ever is My Fair Lady. Don't even pretend to argue with me. I've had three Long Islands and I'm going to bed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (lwiT4) 10
My son likes show tunes. I told him not to sing them when he was in the shower. In the Army.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:27 PM (lwiT4) Know how I can tell he didn't join the Navy? Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (t+qrx) 11
The Little Mermaid song "Part of Your World" was such a note-for-note rip-off of Little Shop of Horrors' "Somewhere That's Green", that crew-members on Little Mermaid took to referring to the song as "Somewhere That's Wet".
Posted by: Rusty Nail's Trivia Hour at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (SN4NF) 12
Musicals! Luxury! We had to watch puppet shows with puppets made from dead cats!
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7) 13
Not questioning anyone's masculinity but I personally loathe musicals.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (BXMxN) 14
I love musicals! The happy old-fashioned ones, not the modern day ones about AIDS and such.
Posted by: bluebell But everyone has AIDS! https://youtu.be/5yC7HwPh6Es Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (5RXy6) 15
I'm a man, and I LOVE musicals. I think that the lack of decent musicals is just another sign of the decline of our culture. How can a rational man NOT love The Music Man, or Singing in the Rain? Good grief, Cyd Charisse could light fires simply by looking at the dry wood!
Posted by: Mordineus at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (HJEdL) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (8iiMU) 17
I bet one of ace's shelves is a shrine dedicated to the musical Cats.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (cAnNx) 18
Jingle, damn it! not jungle. - where are the misspelling monitors? Clean up on aisle 9...
Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:30 PM (OjnQU) 19
Methinks he doth protest too much.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:30 PM (NWiLs) 20
In an earlier thread, I craftily tricked the cucks on this blog into admitting they liked musicals.
They probably like show tunes as well, with all that that implies. I'm not surprised. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:30 PM (1+J19) Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NyQaH) 22
I'd still watch Best Little Whore House in Texas - or motorboat Dolly's Titties.
Either Way. I'm a Great American ... in my own way. Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (QwmrN) 23
'No Cuck Zone' ..... the latest musical production from the powerhouse recording group WGAF.
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (FUJZT) 24
I bet one of ace's shelves is a shrine dedicated to the musical Cats.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (cAnNx) --------- And La Cage Aux Folles. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (U5tDi) Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (OjnQU) 26
14 I love musicals! The happy old-fashioned ones, not the modern day ones about AIDS and such.
Posted by: bluebell But everyone has AIDS! https://youtu.be/5yC7HwPh6Es Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (5RXy6) Now this is the end of our story And everyone's died from AIDS Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (e7oj4) 28
I hate music too. Just like Ace.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (hjaPQ) 29
13; fistbump!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (KP5rU) 30
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Do we have to sashay to comment in this thread? Because that's where I draw the line. Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NyQaH) Sashaying is for fags, because their shit is all retarded. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (8iiMU) 31
I bet one of ace's shelves is a shrine dedicated to the musical Cats.
Posted by: buzzion I mean... It's a musical, about cats... real cats, it's not a metaphor. Posted by: Norm MacDonald at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (5RXy6) 32
Wait - just guessing here, but is Trump going to visit CA fire areas because a judge ordered him to?
Wouldn't be surprised. Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (NyQaH) 33
Now this is the end of our story
And everyone's died from AIDS Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs) Meh. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (1+J19) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (pNxlR) 35
Speaking of music -- I saw the little-seen original Star Trek episode "The Conscience of the King" last night. In an early scene, Kirk goes to an intergalactic cocktail party, and in the background (I had never noticed this before) a spacey 1950s lounge-jazz group is playing the Start Trek Theme itself, as if it had become a "jazz standard" in the future. Freaky self-referential gag!
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (c+2jX) 36
21 Do we have to sashay to comment in this thread?
Because that's where I draw the line. Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NyQaH) h8ter. Although Prancercizing is where I draw the line. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (1+J19) 37
I don't like musicals cause I'm not a girl and I'm still not gay.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (bML9A) 39
Ace in a drum circle. I knew it!
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq) 40
Cuck version is Guys and Guy's Dolls
Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (OjnQU) Barry O: Reggie and I looooove to watch Guys in Guys. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:34 PM (SiINZ) 41
37 I don't like musicals cause I'm not a girl and I'm still not gay.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (UdKB7) Denounce yourself. Twice. H8ter. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:34 PM (1+J19) 42
Ace has a date.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:35 PM (BXMxN) 43
thought this gay assed shit was discussed earlier. musicals are like crack for commies.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:35 PM (KP5rU) 44
Springtime for Hitler had some catchy stuff.
Otherwise I'm very weak on musicals. Including a few I saw in London. Bored to tears, I was. Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (NyQaH) 45
Musicals would be better without all of the abject faggotry. Which believe it or not, is a relatively new thing. I remember seeing Les Miserables back in the 80's and 90's. Great musical about revolution, love, and sacrifice. It was played very straight.
Fast forward to a 2010 production... everything and everyone is now gay. The Red and Black song takes place in a French Revolutionary bath-house, it would seem, because everyone is singing about or trying to grab everyone else's dick. What happened? And this was the National Tour cast, not some local production. And every musical I've seen since has had that same level of barely-contained homo-eroticism, regardless of subject matter. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (SN4NF) 46
Sashaying is for fags, because their shit is all
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (8iiMU) FIFY. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (1+J19) 47
I don't give a damn bout any trumpet-playin' band
ain't what I call Rock & Roll Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (5RXy6) 48
I was raped by Mr. Mistoffeles.
Posted by: Gary Johnston at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (T71PA) 50
I've got chills. They're multiplyin'.
Posted by: Ex-ex at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (gZOBs) 51
David French / Frech horn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (aA3+G) 52
The Book of Mormon? Southpark the Movie? If it's just the tip, and your are doing it 'ironically' isn't it fine?
Posted by: NPC 10110119 at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (yw91Q) 53
"Die Hard" is the greatest musical ever made.
Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (WqPYg) 54
And every musical I've seen since has had that same level of barely-contained homo-eroticism, regardless of subject matter.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (SN4NF) ---------- Sounds like you accidentally saw the sailor scene from Hail Caesar. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (U5tDi) 55
The best musical I went to was not on broadway or anything but a local theater put on a musical with young adult actors and special needs kids; an inclusion experience. They were all amazing and the 'normal' kids had so much fun it started a trend of doing more inclusive musicals.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (6VCiI) 56
I do notice that in the old days men seemed to like musicals,go to nightcubs to catch musical acts etc.Secure in their masculinity probably.Even John Ford movies usually have some singing in them,masculine singing though.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:38 PM (BXMxN) 57
Paint Your Wagon is the un-cuckiest musical ever.
Stars Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin....though I think Clint cucks Lee in it. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:38 PM (NhgkA) 58
I don't like musicals cause I'm not a girl and I'm still not gay.
Posted by: freaked at N you forgot you are also not a eurofag. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:38 PM (MTjB1) 59
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (U5tDi)
Ever see Ace & Liza Minelli in the same room? I didn't think so Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (aA3+G) 60
37 I don't like musicals cause I'm not a girl and I'm still not gay.
Posted by: freaked Yet, comrade -- yet. Posted by: Forces Anal Penetration Department, Under-Secretary of "This Will Make You Queer, You Damn Hillbilly at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (c+2jX) 61
Google up 'bedroom changing scene Bye Bye Birdie' Not gay.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (2DOZq) 62
Friday night square dancin' ( with a bonus "sashay" thrown in for good measure)! https://youtu.be/AqSG_WWPa44 Bugs Bunny, "Hillbilly Hare" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (pNxlR) 63
I remember when I was a kid and we went to see "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown". I was aghast and wanted to leave.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (UdKB7) 64
Throw out your hands Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give them a push You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake Voila! Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk) 65
I like musicals. I wish they would show them on television more often.
The Music Man is a favorite. Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (dczB+) 66
17 I bet one of ace's shelves is a shrine dedicated to the musical Cats.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (cAnNx) --- and the cats knocked it down Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (NhgkA) Posted by: dems everywhere at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (LOq4H) 68
notice that in the old days men seemed to like musicals,go to nightcubs to catch musical acts etc.Secure in their masculinity probably.Even John Ford movies usually have some singing in them,masculine singing though.
Posted by: steevy at N dude in the old days things were hard, men were just happy to be inside and sitting down. stick a woman next to them and they would watch anything. men now may like musical but only the gay ones admit so. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (MTjB1) 69
Lee WOULD be cuck to Eastwood. That's how I see it.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (SN4NF) Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (OjnQU) 71
I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys.
Posted by: FFFFFFalangist at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (/aiGx) 72
this thread is running on Mince 0.7 Alpha
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (NhgkA) 73
Cracking me up ace.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (K22Va) 74
Musicals are swell.
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7) 75
Off dem sock
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (LOq4H) 76
What ever does Buzz Berkeley have to do with this thread?
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (6VrXf) 77
Dying over here! Read this to a musician friend, he dug the bit about boarskulls.
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (mogRH) 78
Crap. A judge just ruled that I, personally, have to watch Jim Acosta every time he appears on television. My life sucks.
Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (Vb4BV) 79
I like musicals. And ostriches!
Posted by: Kensington at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (y87jW) Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (dczB+) 81
Man, no matter how hard I try, it seems like I just can't keep up. All this time I thought Ace of Spades was, you know, like a straight blog.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (hjaPQ) 82
There is a Seinfeld where Jerry says something like "I can't watch a man sing,they get all emotional.Sometimes they sway."
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (BXMxN) 83
Hey, I'm not GAY... but "Sweeny Todd" was damned entertaining. "Les Miserables" was riveting. "Cats"? If you like "Cats", your man card is in question.
Posted by: SixgunSam at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (m9Xni) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (miE9U) 85
This is so meta.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (qxq6t) 86
ace is funny AAF.
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (mogRH) 87
Is "The Last Waltz" a musical?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (T71PA) 88
Saucy Jack is my favorite musical.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (xPl2J) 89
Stacey Abrams sang her swan song, finally.
She conceded. At long last. Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (dczB+) Does she know what concede means? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ) 90
less speech more blockchained grunts
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Mittons Momney at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (1g7ch) 92
I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys.
What I wanted to say is that Joy Boy is the name of one of the Jets in West Side Story, which proves that Ace is a secret Steven Sondheim/Jerry Robbins fanboy. Posted by: FFFFFFalangist at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (/aiGx) 93
"Cats"? If you like "Cats", your man card is in question.
Posted by: SixgunSam at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM Yeah, a bunch of lithe women with dancer's bodies wearing nothing but spandex "cat-skins." Sounds totally homo to me. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (SN4NF) 94
Reading that musicals thread, the phrase 'sipping penis' kept running through my brain, like a neon mindworm of sippiness.
What next? Admitting your wife opens the pickle jars for you? Oh the shame of it all. Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (JaP6u) 95
"Stacey Abrams sang her swan song, finally.
She conceded. At long last." So, the Fat lady finally sang - whelp, she always does, doesn't she... Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (OjnQU) 96
Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (qxq6t) 97
Does she know what concede means?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ) Brian Kemp is crowing about it. Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (dczB+) 98
My only musicals story: years ago, when I had much hair, I went to see Sweeney Todd on Broadway. I had front-row seats, but the stage was not raised up like usual. There was some point at which a character in the play was saying something about what wonderful thick hair someone had, and she came over and ran her fingers through my hair. So I guess I was in a play?
Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (Vb4BV) 99
But it is OK to PRETEND to like musicals to get laid...by a girl.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (NhgkA) 100
All this time I thought Ace of Spades was, you know, like a straight blog.
It's not gay if you're underway. Ahoy! Posted by: Commodore Kristol at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (Tyii7) 102
Speaking of music, since Roy Clark has passed, a ton of video has popped up on YouTube of various performances, both old and new. Damn that guy could play, and he was one hell of a showman too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs) 103
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (miE9U)
That slow motion Volleyball scene is nothing but "musical" Posted by: NPC 10110119 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (yw91Q) 104
Does she know what concede means?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (SiINZ) Ouch. What's the betting line on this? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (dBiBP) 105
"1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) 106
"Les Miserables" was riveting.
The book was fantastic. I don't think a movie or musical could do it any justice. Posted by: Ex-ex at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (gZOBs) 107
Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach --- You know who else had a great big ass and thighs? Mooch. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (9vbJt) 108
If the did Oh Calcutta with Victoria Secret models it would be the longest running Broadway Musical ever.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (2DOZq) 109
A concert film is not a musical
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (6VrXf) Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (qxq6t) 111
A funny movie that has a few musical numbers:
"Hollywood Shuffle," from 1986. Directed by and starring Robert Townsend, who could be pretty funny. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (miE9U) 112
So I guess I was in a play?
Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (Vb4BV) Can... can I have your autograph? Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs) 114
Was she whistling?
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (Tyii7) She wasn't whistling Dixie, that's not how she rolls. Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (dczB+) 115
96 Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (qxq6t) Track butt. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (dBiBP) 116
"1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) I watched about 5 minutes of it. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (T71PA) 117
I like to think that Mark Steyn is the perfect example of how you can be hetero and like musicals. But then he calls himself an "old show-business queen" and ruins it.
Fallback example is Myron and Wynn from Harlan Coben's sports novels. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (Vb4BV) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (yQpMk) 119
All this time I thought Ace of Spades was, you know, like a straight blog.
It's not gay if you're underway. Ahoy! Posted by: Commodore Kristol It's only queer if you're at the pier! Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (9vbJt) 120
92 I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys.
What I wanted to say is that Joy Boy is the name of one of the Jets in West Side Story, which proves that Ace is a secret Steven Sondheim/Jerry Robbins fanboy. Posted by: FFFFFFalangist at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (/aiGx) ---- But you've just outed yourself by knowing that Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (NhgkA) 121
So.. Ace finally snagged tickets to Hamilton!
The ONLY musical I ever watched all the way thru - and actually liked a bit - except for the singing parts - was The Sound of Music. Needless to say, I have never been to a musical theater production.. the closest thing was Blue Man Group.. banging on shit and flashing lights? Who needs more than that? Oops.. The Nutcracker.. took the kids when they were young.. does that count? I don't think so.. it's Russian! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (438dO) 122
107 Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach --- You know who else had a great big ass and thighs? Mooch. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (9vbJt) Enormous difference in the quality versus quantity department there. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (OjnQU) Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (K22Va) 125
"1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) Well I don't want to spoil it for you or anything. Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (t+qrx) 126
'But it is OK to PRETEND to like musicals to get laid...by a girl.'
Nope. I mean I'll go to get laid but I ain't gonna pretend I like it. Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (UdKB7) 127
So I get a call from the school nurse Wednesday, daughter feels sick and her tonsils are so swollen they are touching but no fever. I take her to doctor, get the rapid strep test done, comes back negative but they'll send it to the lab to be sure. So daughter goes to school Thursday and today. At 2 today I get a call from the doctor, turns out that daughter has strep after all. Great.... now even more kids will be sick for the holiday....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (kufk0) Posted by: ArthurK at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (Aqi5D) 129
96 Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (qxq6t) --- who's the better speed skater? Kim Kardashian or Beyoncé? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (NhgkA) 130
You know who else had a great big ass and thighs?
Mooch. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (9vbJt) Also William Perry. Kind of a tossup in terms of attractiveness, no? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (dBiBP) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (NMAzL) 132
105 "1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) I saw it when it was in the theater, many years ago. It's better than Ishtar, but not by much. Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (dczB+) 133
You're the one posting about Fiddler On the Roof.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (Ndje9) 134
1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) I watched half of it. Not very good IMO though the history was good. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq) 135
Manly Men enjoy Camelot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:48 PM (yQpMk) 136
Can't wait for "Bill & Monica: The Musical!"
Sneak preview of one of character BILL's songs: Well I got a cigar but I don't know where to put it Well I got a cigar but I don't know where to put it Well I got a cigar but I don't know where to put it What's a poor POTUS to doooooo?!?!?"... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:48 PM (miE9U) 137
I remember watching this show on PBS where these gay screenwriters and such talked about how they snuck in gay scenes past the censors.Like in Red River where John Ireland and Montgomery Clift as gunfighters compare guns.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:48 PM (BXMxN) 138
You know who else had a great big ass and thighs?
Mooch. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (9vbJt) Also William Perry. Kind of a tossup in terms of attractiveness, no? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Fridge wins. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (9vbJt) 139
Thanks for all the new leads Ace
Posted by: Paulo at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (+dJAR) 140
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (dBiBP)
One was a Frig The other a freezer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (aA3+G) 141
135 Manly Men enjoy Camelot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 ...a law was made a distant moon ago here... Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (TdMsT) 142
'But it is OK to PRETEND to like musicals to get laid...by a girl.'
Nope. I mean I'll go to get laid but I ain't gonna pretend I like it. Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (UdKB7) You're not going to pretend that you like getting laid? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ) 143
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM
The Nutcracker is a ballet. I would rather sit through ten homo-erotic musicals for non-gendered people of color than one more ballet. The ballet is my worst "trapped in my seat" nightmare. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (SN4NF) 144
1776 is more about the lead up to the Declaration of Independence.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (2DOZq) 145
Styx - the Musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (MVjcR) 146
Here's the thing:
I was sitting in some random repertory theater when I was a teenager, and it was showing an all-night special of "forgotten musical movies" or something, and at about 3am the movie came on and it was unexpectedly REALLY FREAKIN' GOOD. That is to say, the music was very catchy. I forgot about it for a long time, until fairly recently, and since then I've tried to research it online -- AND THE MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST! At least I can find no reference to it anywhere. So I'll post this here if anyone has seen the film and/or knows its actual name. The movie was called (or at least I thought it was called) "Catch a Rising Star" or something similar to that, and (from what I could tell) was made (and was set in) the late 1970s. The plot was pretty cliche -- a boy wants to start a power-pop/glam/heavy-rock band, but faces all sorts of obstacles; along the way, he (and his band) performs their various songs. And DAMN, they were like the best band ever! For real. I think it was some kind of vanity-project movie made by a guy who wanted to give his as-yet unsigned band publicity. But the movie probably was never picked up for distribution, so never really showed anywhere. The musical style of the band was sort of a cross between T. Rex, the Raspberries, The Partridge Family, Sweet, Gary Wright and Foreigner. All mashed up into a mid-late '70s power-pop glam-rock crooner kinda style. Anyone have any memory of this? Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (c+2jX) 147
"1776" is a musical about the American Revolution
but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review? Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) I watched about 5 minutes of it. Posted by: DR.WTF ............. I saw a clip.. I was very embarrassed watching it.. turned it off quickly.. The guy who did the voice of Kit on Knight Rider was in it.. blech... Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (438dO) Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (9vbJt) 149
Oops.. The Nutcracker.. took the kids when they were young.. does that count? I don't think so.. it's Russian! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:46 PM (438dO) There's no singing and technically, it's a ballet. Now move yourself waaaaaay over there. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (pNxlR) 150
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Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs. Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:44 PM (qxq6t) ===== This. I had just started puberty when that classic "Nair for short shorts" commercial came out on TV with those gorgeous young ladies and their backsides. I don't know if being an Ass-Man is genetic or learned, but I immediately knew what I was then. Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (WqPYg) 151
'You're not going to pretend that you like getting laid?'
Nope. Never let on. Keep 'em guessing. Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7) 152
92 I'm very disappointed with some of you outrageous-camp joyboys.
--- I like to believe that I'm one of the outrageous-camp joyboys Ace isn't disappointed with. Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (NhgkA) 153
So Ace was kidding when he said Rockie Horror Show was fabulous?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (nBr1j) 154
OK, Sound of Music at least had some war stuff.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (MVjcR) 155
So I get a call from the school nurse Wednesday, daughter feels sick and her tonsils are so swollen they are touching but no fever. I take her to doctor, get the rapid strep test done, comes back negative but they'll send it to the lab to be sure. So daughter goes to school Thursday and today. At 2 today I get a call from the doctor, turns out that daughter has strep after all. Great.... now even more kids will be sick for the holiday....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 08:47 PM (kufk0) What a quack. As a frequent flyer, I could've diagnosed that one from here. Owing to a deviated septum, I also can do sinus infections remotely. My quack more or less prescribes Z-Paks pretty much on my diagnosis, just to save time. See you in a couple months, doc! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (EYsyU) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (438dO) 157
9 Best musical ever is My Fair Lady. Don't even pretend to argue with me. I've had three Long Islands and I'm going to bed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (lwiT4) Odd. Are you a woman who's more like a man, grammie? For my money, the greatest music ever is in a sort of proto-musical. Technically, The Magic Flute was not an opera. Make of that what you will. Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (VaN/j) 158
zombie, know how you feel. For a long time I wondered if the movie "The California Kid" actually ever existed. (Turned out it does.)
What you're referring to, might have been a TV movie. A lot of those have been lost to time, I believe. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (miE9U) 159
5 "1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review?
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) -------- I'm a big fan. So is MP4. Both he and I watch it every Independence Day. In different states, of course, but two of the first 13. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (U5tDi) 160
The Nutcracker is a ballet. I would rather sit through ten homo-erotic musicals for non-gendered people of color than one more ballet. The ballet is my worst "trapped in my seat" nightmare.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (SN4NF) I'm man enough to admit that I like ballet. Slim and athletic girls in tutus, what's not to like. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (T71PA) 161
Musicals you can watch and still maintain your testosterone level:
Sweeney Todd -- maybe? At least it has violence The South Park Movie The Book of Mormon Monty Python and the Holy Grail (only a few songs) I actually loved The Book Of Mormon (looks around, carefully guarding man card) Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (Vb4BV) 162
I love musicals! The happy old-fashioned ones, not the modern day ones about AIDS and such.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:26 So...pretty much all modern musicals, then? I swear there's an actor's guild requirement that all musical plots must have at least 10% gay content. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (DVvHX) 163
remember watching this show on PBS where these gay screenwriters and such talked about how they snuck in gay scenes past the censors.Like in Red River where John Ireland and Montgomery Clift as gunfighters compare guns.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:48 PM (BXMxN The one I hate is the Christmas dance scene in Stalag 17. I don't know if they did it intentionally but it bugs the crap out of me. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: FFFFFFalangist at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (/aiGx) 165
Isn't Team America a musical?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (miE9U) 166
I briefly skimmed whe thread about musicals, have to admit I was a tad confused.
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (mogRH) 167
I love the smell of an orchestra pit in the morning.
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (Tyii7) 168
I think Ace's post is hysterical, but I must say, I agree with it.
I always feel mildly embarrassed for actors in musicals. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (TdMsT) 169
The Nutcracker is a ballet. I would rather sit through ten homo-erotic musicals for non-gendered people of color than one more ballet. The ballet is my worst "trapped in my seat" nightmare.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (SN4NF) Wagner operas are the worst. Yeah, they have their moments - e.g., "Flight of the Valkyries," which always makes me look for a liberal - but FIVE HOURS LONG? Really? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (EYsyU) 170
Is Monty Python and the Holy Grail a musical?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (NhgkA) 171
Paint your wagon! Red with blood, I bet!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (Evws/) 172
One of the best movie going experiences I ever had was seeing Chicago opening night at the Zigfeld.
The theater was packed with theater people, SRO. The crowd broke out in applause as each character came on screen. Every song and dance number had the crowd going mad. And at the end the crowd gave the film a rousing standing ovation. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (qxq6t) 173
Styx - the Musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM (MVjcR) Domo arigato Mr. Roboto Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Musical Miklos at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (zCyNd) 175
Styx - the Musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM Saw it. They called it the "Kilroy Was Here" tour. I wanted my money back. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SN4NF) 176
165 Isn't Team America a musical?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (miE9U) I'd say no, it is a satire of Jerry Bruckheimer movies. The musical was just a vehicle for introducing the protagonist. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (Vb4BV) Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (z1Dz9) 178
146. Othing by that title except something about the comedy club by that name.Try typing the synopsis in the search engine.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (BXMxN) 179
zombie:
I would swear there was a movie made in the late 1970s that was a really raunchy comedy, called "High Heels," about the hosiery industry. But all I can ever find at IMDB and other places is either a later movie by that name, or the movie So Fine. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (miE9U) 180
I'm pretty sure that Rio Bravo has at least one song in it.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (QVwyU) 181
This. I had just started puberty when that classic "Nair for short shorts" commercial came out on TV with those gorgeous young ladies and their backsides. I don't know if being an Ass-Man is genetic or learned, but I immediately knew what I was then.
Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor Who wears short shorts? Those Nair girls sure did. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (5RXy6) 182
Come for the Smart Military Blog, Leave with an Ear Worm.
Posted by: ALH, Centerfold at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (dczB+) 183
I'm man enough to admit that I like ballet. Slim and athletic girls in tutus, what's not to like. Posted by: DR.WTF? ............. sure.. sure.. not the bulging manhood of the male dancers? uh huh... Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (438dO) 184
The Wall?
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (MVjcR) 185
I saw Hair in London in the 70's. I don't remember much except I saw Hair in London.
Posted by: Sharon at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (Fx7bA) 186
165 Isn't Team America a musical?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (miE9U) Fuck yeah! Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (NWiLs) 187
107 Female speed skaters have great big asses and thighs.
Nothing better than a great big ass and thighs. Nope nothing better. Ass. Crack your 'ead like a walnut, guvna' Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (nBr1j) 188
175 Styx - the Musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:49 PM Saw it. They called it the "Kilroy Was Here" tour. I wanted my money back. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SN4NF) So did Tommy Shaw. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (Vb4BV) 189
I'm glad ace doesn't like musicals. They are for cucks and homos. Someone even mentioned "Cabaret". WTF?
The original Little Shop of Horrors (the non-musical Roger Corman film) is vastly superior to the corny, smug, overcooked musical version (much as I like most of the actors involved in that). Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (/qEW2) 190
I cannot believe there was no London Boys trolling in the post.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (GbPPJ) 191
Heavy Metal?
Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (z1Dz9) 192
Also now I want to watch Clue.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (GbPPJ) 193
187 You like the William's sister I take it?
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (BXMxN) 194
I don't like musicals either.
I did see Beatlemania but that doesn't count. And The Wiz. Which was teh awesome. They tried and failed to get me to go to Annie. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (EZebt) Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (LOq4H) 196
Soneone upthread mentioned Cyd Charisse. She and Astaire did a jazz number, my God she was so ahead of her time. The Bandwagon
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (mogRH) 197
Styx actually had something close to a musical on one of their tours. I think it was for Paradise Theater. There were acted parts with characters. It was filmed and shown on MTV.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:55 PM (xPl2J) 198
The very worst musical ever made? Cats.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: More Musical Miklos at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd) 200
I'm a big fan. So is MP4. Both he and I watch it every Independence Day. In different states, of course, but two of the first 13.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM *colonial fistbump* I'm looking forward to our local production of A Christmas Carol in a couple of weeks. Great show. I highly recommend it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (DVvHX) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (XZ3Gp) 202
The Wall was good in a weird way...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (kufk0) 203
Is Hard Day's Night a musical?
Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (dczB+) 204
Cyd Charisse was the proto-Paula Abdul, I believe.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (miE9U) 205
1776 if it didn't have the musical numbers, and they are far between wouldn't be a bad movie.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (6VrXf) 206
All I know about musicals is that "Hamilton" was actually a white guy.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (sf1AO) 207
Insomniac, you win.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (LOq4H) 208
I'll admit to liking La la Land.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (2DOZq) 209
Best musical ever is My Fair Lady. Don't even pretend to argue with me. I've had three Long Islands and I'm going to bed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (lwiT4) Grammie Winger is a lady and a scholar with good taste to boot. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (T71PA) 210
Ace, I love the musicals from the 40s and 50s. Before you get judgemental remember the shelves I install don't fall down.
HAH! Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (758Rh) 211
I'm looking forward to our local production of A Christmas Carol in a couple of weeks. Great show. I highly recommend it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (DVvHX) ---------- I saw it at Ford's Theatre one year! Are you taking your goddaughter? Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (U5tDi) 212
I talk to the trees...
But they don't listen to me... Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (hjaPQ) Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (BXMxN) 214
"Paint your wagon! Red with blood, I bet!"
Probably the worst movie ever made with Clint Eastwood. I got suckered into that one. Good I wanted to carve my eyes out with rusty spoons after seeing Lee Marvin sing. Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (OjnQU) 215
Shit. Earlier, WeaselWoman casually asked what I was doing this weekend, and I panicked - saying something about cleaning up the basement. Not I have to clean up the damn basement.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (MVjcR) 216
Wagner operas are the worst. Yeah, they have their moments - e.g., "Flight of the Valkyries," which always makes me look for a liberal - but FIVE HOURS LONG? Really?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (EYsyU) I was once taken to see Die Meistersinger von Nuremburg by a friend. Longest two weeks of my life. Or, as I said at the time "hey, if you'd warned me, I would have packed a sandwich!". Posted by: HTL at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (2dzsA) 217
203 movies like a Hard Days Night should be different than a musical. It's more like a movie with music videos in it.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (6VrXf) Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (NhgkA) 219
1776 if it didn't have the musical numbers, and they are far between wouldn't be a bad movie.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (6VrXf) -------- Are you kidding? The music is wonderful! Real-Lee. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (U5tDi) 220
Boarskulls.
U snapped me out of my sorrow for a moment thank you though the fire is so hot my eye balls have melted away. The smell is beyond musk it is death and rot and I cannot bear to open my lungs once more. Posted by: Udo not want what for you ask at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (4C0+v) 221
202 The Wall was good in a weird way...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (kufk0) ------ Directly proportionate to the amount of weed you smoked. Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (MVjcR) 222
200 I'm looking forward to our local production of A Christmas Carol in a couple of weeks. Great show. I highly recommend it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (DVvHX) I was lucky enough to see a one-man show of A Christmas Carol, with Captain Jean-Luc Picard himself reading all the parts, and doing all the voices. It was just as awesome as you'd think. The guy has talent baking off of him. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 08:58 PM (Vb4BV) 223
I'm man enough to admit that I like ballet.
A couple I knew in the Bay Area had a housemate who was a male ballet dancer, who, amazingly enough, was normal. That guy got more ass than a toilet seat. Srlsy. He was in great shape - you try catching overhead a 100 lb. chick mid-air in flight - and all of the other male ballet dancers were ... you know. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (EYsyU) 224
Best musical ever is My Fair Lady. Don't even pretend to argue with me. I've had three Long Islands and I'm going to bed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (lwiT4) Grammie Winger is a lady and a scholar with good taste to boot. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (T71PA) She's a good girl, she is Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (SiINZ) 225
Back when I was a freshman in high school, I got to play in the pit orchestra for our production of Oklahoma! That was a blast!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (TIPbA) 226
Broadway musicals are in a class all by themselves and cannot be compared to movies. I saw Chicago with the original cast, Peter Pan, Guys and Dolls. Saw Miss Saigon in Boston. It's th difference of sitting in the audience listening to classical music or playing it on your phone.
Posted by: Sharon at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (Fx7bA) 227
I hear the next Democratic National Convention will be choreographed by zombie Busby Berkeley and it will be FABULOUS!
Posted by: Yet More Musical Miklos at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (zCyNd) 228
Shit. Earlier, WeaselWoman casually asked what I was doing this weekend, and I panicked - saying something about cleaning up the basement.
Drinking heavily is always an acceptable answer. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (yQpMk) 229
One of the best movie going experiences I ever had was seeing Chicago opening night at the Zigfeld.
The theater was packed with theater people, SRO. The crowd broke out in applause as each character came on screen. Every song and dance number had the crowd going mad. And at the end the crowd gave the film a rousing standing ovation. Posted by: Kreplach at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (qxq6t) === My version of purgatory. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (EZebt) 230
So...pretty much all modern musicals, then? I swear
there's an actor's guild requirement that all musical plots must have at least 10% gay content. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (DVvHX) ==== Every -- and I mean -- EVERY new television show we try to watch now has the mandatory minimum gay lesbian couple in it. Even "The Last Ship" for God's sake ... I'm close to swearing it all off. *spit* Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (WqPYg) 231
The only music I could really get into would be some kind of rhythmic arrangement of bullets hitting tank armor with occasional sounds of axes chopping into oaks and boarskulls.
------------- Pretty much describes Rap, no? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (CDGwz) 232
208 I'll admit to liking La la Land.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (2DOZq) OMG. Do you serve underhand? Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT) 233
Wagner operas are the worst. Yeah, they have their moments - e.g., "Flight of the Valkyries," which always makes me look for a liberal - but FIVE HOURS LONG? Really?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas have been known to go on for 7 days and they have no word for "fluffy". Posted by: Capt E Blackadder at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (5RXy6) 234
If they are singing dialog it's a musical.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (6VrXf) 235
Are Conservatives rioting in Broward yet? Burning? Looting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (CDGwz) 236
The Right Stuff. A musical celebration of manliness.
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (RuIsu) 237
I think I'll have a gin and tonic. Can't be too careful when it comes to malaria.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (miE9U) 239
The Grinch is a good musical. (The cartoon! Not the abomination.)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (98WNR) 240
202 The Wall was good in a weird way...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 08:56 PM (kufk0) --- and weird in a good way Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (NhgkA) 241
Did the boss just insult us all? 'Cause I could have sworn that he just insulted us all.
I'm okay with that. Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (m45I2) 242
Crack your 'ead like a walnut, guvna'
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM This. I have an assistant who's a world class synchronized skater. Amazing. That's all I'm sayin'. Great kid, too. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (DVvHX) 243
There...are...four...ghosts!!!
Posted by: Ebenezer Picard at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (Tyii7) 244
208 I'll admit to liking La la Land.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM (2DOZq) I'll admit to enjoying "Evita" in London. Mainly because I had the hots for the chick in the title role. Little Siobhan something or other. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (EYsyU) 245
235 Are Conservatives rioting in Broward yet? Burning? Looting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (CDGwz) No, as P.J. O'Rourke once said, we have jobs. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (Vb4BV) 246
Hmmm... I like Musicals.
And if any of you crocks wearing Males, with 'messenger bags' want to try to take my MAN Card? /straps on his single action .45 I'm your huckleberry... Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (NgKpN) 247
Also, anyone here ever see Quadrophenia?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (miE9U) 248
I think they sang "Your mother was home when you left, your right!' in the movie Battleground.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (K22Va) 249
Rogers and Astaire are enjoyable, but those are really proto-musicals. Meet the Feebles is funny, but that's really a subversion of musicals, an anti-musical. Thank goodness no one has mentioned Jersey Boys or Billy Elliot.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (/qEW2) 250
OMG. Do you serve underhand?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT) Aw snap. It's on now. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (2DOZq) 251
My version of purgatory.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (EZebt) ----------- I don't know about that. Have you ever seen Chicago? If you're a straight male, you'd love it, and not for the music. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (U5tDi) 252
My best movie experience was seeing Aliens in a packed theater in Newark. I was alone and the only person of pallor in the place.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (EZebt) 253
I love how it turns out that the nevertrump crowd wasn't principled, just whores for liberal cash. We should set their betrayal to music, with straw boaters and a long fade with them waving goodbye.
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (sFO1P) Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (NgKpN) 255
Musicals just plain suck. Never, not once, not a single time, did I ever (nor about 100 people around me) break into a song and dance routine at high or low points in my life. And if that ever happened, I'd be creeped out.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (OsbUG) 256
I come from a family of seven boys. I was always partial to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. I think my mom may have served as a consultant on that film.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (m45I2) 257
Shit. Earlier, WeaselWoman casually asked what I was doing this weekend, and I panicked - saying something about cleaning up the basement. Not I have to clean up the damn basement.
Posted by: Weasel Take the shit you don't want, put it in Amazon boxes, seal them, and leave on porch for porch pirates. They steal it. Save you having to take it to the dump. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (9vbJt) 258
I thought I might jump into a convo, then I saw 'musicals'....
Is it too early to talk green bean casserole recipes Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (oAY8z) 259
Never saw La La Land, and don't plan to.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (6VrXf) 260
Skip, me neither. I'm sick of Emma Stone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (miE9U) 261
March of Cambreadth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA and the irony of shelving boi calling anyone else a pussy... Love you Ace! Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (Dagiw) Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (UdKB7) 263
252 My best movie experience was seeing Aliens in a packed theater in Newark. I was alone and the only person of pallor in the place.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (EZebt) I can guess what that was like, maybe. I saw a horror movie with an all-black audience once. Before that, I did not know that talking to the screen was a thing. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (Vb4BV) 264
Anyone else remember Chris Rock's early movie, CB4?
I've heard it was pretty funny... Posted by: qdpsteve It's no Pooti Tang. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (5RXy6) 265
OK, we need some clarity here.
For it to be an actual musical, I would posit it as axiomaticly true that the songs advance the plot. Story action happens in the song or it reveals the characters thoughts. probably needs a minimum # songs too. Spinal Tap = Not A musical Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (NhgkA) 266
A mystery for the ages..
How did the 70's produce so many beyond shitty pop songs yet produce so many genius level rock albums? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg) 268
Friend, either you're closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated By the presence of a pool table in your community Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here I say, trouble right here in River City Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (yQpMk) 269
I saw it at Ford's Theatre one year! Are you taking your goddaughter?
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 08:57 PM Not this year. The youth group is going to a good local production of the Nutcracker, though. I get to help chaperone. Someone has to. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (DVvHX) 270
250 OMG. Do you serve underhand?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT) Aw snap. It's on now. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (2DOZq) Yup. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (xSo9G) 272
Anyone who hasn't seen "1776" should stop what they are doing and watch it immediately. Yes, it's that good. Watch the director's cut. It has a bit more music and context.
"1776" isn't the best musical ever made but it is easily in the top ten. Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (758Rh) 273
Marching cadence is not a musical
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (6VrXf) 274
264 There is another rap mockumentary called Fear of a Black Hat that I found hilarious.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN) 275
She's a good girl, she is Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:59 PM (SiINZ) I hear she is secretly Hungarian ! Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (XZ3Gp) Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (rnAwa) 277
"The hills are alive, with the sound of bone-skulls...."
Posted by: Miklos von Trapp at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (zCyNd) 278
Eddie and the Cruisers, also not a musical..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (yQpMk) 279
Prince Ludwig, I remember Roger Ebert's review of Pootie Tang.
He said he couldn't review it, because he couldn't find anything resembling any kind of rational story in it. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (miE9U) 280
274 264 There is another rap mockumentary called Fear of a Black Hat that I found hilarious.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN) Vigorously seconded. One of the funniest movies I know. Posted by: Splunge at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (Vb4BV) 281
*fistbumps JTB*
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (U5tDi) 282
Wait. 'Yankee Doodle Dandy'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (xSo9G) 283
Mike Hammer, Guns + Musicals = fun
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:05 PM (miE9U) 284
Khashoggi, he liked the musicals.
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammed Bin al Salman at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (hjaPQ) 285
The Right Stuff. A musical celebration of manliness.
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 09:01 PM (RuIsu) Set to the music of Holst's Mars and Jupiter. Outstanding. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (T71PA) 286
274 264 There is another rap mockumentary called Fear of a Black Hat that I found hilarious.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN) That WAS hilarious. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (EYsyU) 287
I've sung in musicals (mostly because they were desperate for people to be in the show; the lithe, hot bodies of the actresses; and because actress were easy, so I thought), been to many musicals, and I like a good melody. A low threshold if pleasure is a wonderful thing.
I refuse to let stupid stereotypes dampen my masculinity. Life is too short. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (hyuyC) 288
Tommy... forgot about Tommy..
We saw it in a big theater downtown with quadrophonic sound.. stoned.. so.. gotta say that was OK.. I mean.. Ann Margaret! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (438dO) 289
1970 or so... Jesus Christ Superstar.
Posted by: morton at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (eXs9O) 290
Stormy Daniels' embattled lawyer Michael Avenatti lost a last-ditch appeal Friday to block the eviction of his law practice from its California offices, according to a new report. Avenatti - who was busted earlier this week in LA on domestic violence allegations - now needs to move out of his ocean-view suite in a Newport Beach office building after Orange County Superior Court Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed an October order that the attorney and his staff vacate the premises, the Los Angeles Times reported. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (aKsyK) 291
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Google up 'bedroom changing scene Bye Bye Birdie' Not gay. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (2DOZq) Definitely not Teh Ghey. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (8iiMU) 292
I want to make a movie with a collection of White Zombie songs and John Philip Sousa marches as the soundtrack.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (MVjcR) 293
I like cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. These are a few of my favorite things. No you can't haz my man card. Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (NLLmE) Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (rnAwa) 295
And Moron Worthy musicals?
I submit... Evil Dead, the Musical. Any show that has a song whose refrain is 'What the Fuck just happened' is moron worthy. Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (NgKpN) 296
At the time, seeing Olivia Newton John in black leather pants was reason enough to sit through until the end of Grease.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (2DOZq) 297
274 264 There is another rap mockumentary called Fear of a Black Hat that I found hilarious.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN) Along with "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka," although not a musical either, but also hilarious. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (EYsyU) 298
BTW: i called Congressman Nuke'em'd #Failifornia office this afternoon.
i was polite because i'm too old for prison, and the young guy who answered the phone wasn't to blame, but i gave him an earful, w/o profanity, but i'm sure he could fill in the blanks... i also told him his boss owed all Americans an apology. he said he''d pass that on. for whatever that's worth. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (Dagiw) 299
Does opera count as a musical....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (Uiz/V) 300
Deplorable Ian: What's the matter with kids today?!? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (miE9U) Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (UdKB7) 302
tormy Daniels' embattled lawyer Michael Avenatti lost a last-ditch appeal Friday to block the eviction of his law practice from its California offices, according to a new report.
Avenatti - who was busted earlier this week in LA on domestic violence allegations - now needs to move out of his ocean-view suite in a Newport Beach office building after Orange County Superior Court Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed an October order that the attorney and his staff vacate the premises, the Los Angeles Times reported. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (aKsyK) Delicious. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (TdMsT) 303
Is the Who's Tommy a musical?
Posted by: Sharon at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (Fx7bA) 304
Avenatti - who was busted earlier this week in LA on domestic violence allegations - now needs to move out of his ocean-view suite in a Newport Beach office building after Orange County Superior Court Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed an October order that the attorney and his staff vacate the premises, the Los Angeles Times reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (aKsyK) Hah...fuck that guy. Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (NLLmE) 305
Stormy Daniels' embattled lawyer Michael Avenatti lost a last-ditch appeal Friday to block the eviction of his law practice from its California offices, according to a new report.
Avenatti - who was busted earlier this week in LA on domestic violence allegations - now needs to move out of his ocean-view suite in a Newport Beach office building after Orange County Superior Court Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed an October order that the attorney and his staff vacate the premises, the Los Angeles Times reported. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (aKsyK) Tough week, eh, Mike? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (EYsyU) 306
286 Oh shit,I just checked and it is free on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (BXMxN) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (miE9U) 308
I hear she is secretly Hungarian !
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (XZ3Gp) That was Zoltan Karpathy fom Budapest ( I've never met a ruder pest) Posted by: Miklos, also from Pest at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (zCyNd) 309
Avenatti - who was busted earlier this week in LA on
domestic violence allegations - now needs to move out of his ocean-view suite in a Newport Beach office building after Orange County Superior Court Judge Robert J. Moss affirmed an October order that the attorney and his staff vacate the premises, the Los Angeles Times reported. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (aKsyK) He will be in a strip mall like Saul Goodman. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (8iiMU) 310
I see your "Eddie and the Cruisers" and raise you one "The Commitments"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (m45I2) 311
Google up 'bedroom changing scene Bye Bye Birdie' Not gay.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (2DOZq) Definitely not Teh Ghey. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt ------------- Nonetheless, we will make a note of it. Posted by: The Goolag at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (yQpMk) 313
Deplorable Ian: What's the matter with kids today?!? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (miE9U) ----------- Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way . . . Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (U5tDi) 314
306 286 Oh shit,I just checked and it is free on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (BXMxN) Done! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (EYsyU) 315
Sunrise, sunset....sunrise, sunset...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (DVvHX) 316
287 I've sung in musicals (mostly because they were desperate for people to be in the show; the lithe, hot bodies of the actresses; and because actress were easy, so I thought), been to many musicals, and I like a good melody. A low threshold if pleasure is a wonderful thing.
I refuse to let stupid stereotypes dampen my masculinity. Life is too short. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (hyuyC) the Warrior Poet has a long tradition... As does he who sings as he goes to battle. Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (NgKpN) 317
bluebell, yup! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (miE9U) 318
Is "The Full Monty" a musical?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (m45I2) 319
Is Moby Dick a musical?
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7) 320
"Anyone else remember Chris Rock's early movie, CB4"
It had the funniest first 20 minutes I've ever seen in a movie. But that was all intro. As soon as the "story" part of the movie kicked in... barely funny, and very predictable. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (SN4NF) 321
181 This. I had just started puberty when that classic "Nair for short shorts" commercial came out on TV with those gorgeous young ladies and their backsides. I don't know if being an Ass-Man is genetic or learned, but I immediately knew what I was then.
Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor Who wears short shorts? Those Nair girls sure did. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:54 PM (5RXy6) Same stimuli, different responses. I; on the other hand, have always been deeply obsessed with a woman's legs and what they can do with them. That's what I was paying attention to during that commercial. Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (OsbUG) 322
273
Marching cadence is not a musical It was very musical to me in basic. Road guards, left and right! Post! Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va) 323
Were Jesus Christ Superstar and Godspell musicals?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (nBr1j) 324
I want to make a movie with a collection of White Zombie songs and John Philip Sousa marches as the soundtrack.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (MVjcR) Weasel, you're a great American. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (T71PA) 325
Movie experiences: I was about 11 years old when the first Star Wars came out. It had been out for a few weeks and was a HUGE phenomenon (not initially expected to be a big hit). My dad went and bought tickets in advance, which didn't happen that often back then, and took me and my sister. There were already people who had seen it multiple times.
Packed theater, great experience. After the climax scene blowing up the Death Star, the entire theater gave a standing ovation. Never seen anything like it, and probably never will again. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (oAY8z) 326
I also saw Dreamgirls because Jennifer Holliday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (EZebt) 327
Annie - a musical limerick An optimistic giant named Yarrow Had a boy who was thin as an arrow Stayed in his room, wouldn't eat Broken bones or bloody meat But hey, the son'll come out, for marrow! Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (m45I2) 328
Note, Wyatt Earp liked Musicals.
As did Doc Holiday. Posted by: Don Q. ................... The "OK Corral - A Musical!" what a hit it will be! Posted by: Max Bialystock at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (438dO) Posted by: Miklos, demanding a hard pass at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (NLLmE) 331
I see your "Eddie and the Cruisers" and raise you one "The Commitments"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:08 PM (m45I2) The Commitments is such a stupidly good movie, just fun as hell, with a great soundtrack. Thank you for reminding me of that one. Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (t+qrx) 332
One of the great scenes
Reporter:What's the difference between a bitch and a Ho? Rapper:A Ho fucks everybody,a bitch fucks everybody but you. Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (BXMxN) Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (m45I2) 334
Hair
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:12 PM (CDGwz) 335
Were Jesus Christ Superstar and Godspell musicals? Posted by: Northernlurker ............ You mean those "plays" with all the singing? Hmmm.. thinking... Posted by: Max Bialystock at November 16, 2018 09:12 PM (438dO) 336
Note, Wyatt Earp liked Musicals.
As did Doc Holiday. Posted by: Don Q. ................... The "OK Corral - A Musical!" what a hit it will be! Posted by: Max Bialystock at November 16, 2018 09:10 PM (438dO) I shot a man once just for whistling. Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk) 337
You know who else was secretly Hungarian?
Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (NLLmE) 338
287 I've sung in musicals (mostly because they were desperate for people to be in the show; the lithe, hot bodies of the actresses; and because actress were easy, so I thought), been to many musicals, and I like a good melody.
Sure, sure. No need to explain. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Nosir. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (aKxkI) 339
Just you wait Enry Iggins.
Just you wait. Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM Great musical. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (DVvHX) 340
No, I think it's a venereal disease.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (m45I2) -------- Come on, Doc. You know the rules. What's the code? Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (U5tDi) 341
319 Is Moby Dick a musical?
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 16, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7) It's mostly a John Bonham drum solo, IIRC. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 09:14 PM (DTX3h) 342
Which fine Valu-Rite product do you prefer as an accompaniment to La Cage au Folles?
Posted by: Miklos, demanding a hard pass at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (zCyNd) Malathion. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:14 PM (aKxkI) 343
I think I'll put Avenneti in the dead pool, I'm seeing an arc to the edge of a bridge
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:14 PM (sFO1P) 344
339 Just you wait Enry Iggins.
Just you wait. Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM Great musical. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (DVvHX) Note, he gets the hotty in the end... and doesn't really cave. Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 09:14 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq) 346
Heavy Metal doesn't count as a musical, does it?
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (DnQz+) 347
333 Is Moby Dick a musical?
******* No, I think it's a venereal disease. Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:11 PM (m45I2) Nah. It's a boast. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (aKxkI) 348
'New Moon', Nelson Eddy marching at the head of a column of rough & readies singing 'Stout Hearted Men'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (CDGwz) 349
I don't know about that. Have you ever seen Chicago? If you're a straight male, you'd love it, and not for the music.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:02 PM (U5tDi) === OK, I'll take a look on your say so. But Ladyl told me I would like A Fish Called Wanda and she was terribly, horribly wrong. So, so very wrong. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (EZebt) 350
The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, the Musical.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (nBr1j) 351
You know who else was secretly Hungarian?
Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (NLLmE) How can it be secret? The French ain't the only ones with Outrageous Accents. Posted by: Miklos, igy hangzik a Magyar at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (NLLmE) 353
Is it play time bluebell ?
Posted by: Rapscaliion at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (4C0+v) 354
Was Guardians of the Galaxy a musical?
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (sFO1P) 355
I shot a man once just for whistling.
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at November 16, 2018 09:13 PM (yQpMk) Whistling is OK. But shooting someone for being a mime is not just OK, but required. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKxkI) 356
Is the Who's Tommy a musical?
Posted by: Sharon at November 16, 2018 09:07 PM (Fx7bA) Only if you fiddle about with it Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ) 357
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A mystery for the ages.. How did the 70's produce so many beyond shitty pop songs yet produce so many genius level rock albums? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (0Ntuf) ===== Agreed. I could never have imagined that rock music would have peaked then -- and that anything remotely resembling the shiite that has been popular music the past three decades or so would have ever been produced or had a market. As Dennis Prager is wont to say, the Left ruins everything it touches -- including all forms of art. Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (WqPYg) 358
Is The Wizard of Oz considered to be a musical? If so, I can say it's the only musical I've watched from beginning to end. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKsyK) 359
'New Moon', Nelson Eddy marching at the head of a column of rough & readies singing 'Stout Hearted Men'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (CDGwz) Note to self: keep an eye on Mike hammer. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (T71PA) 360
There are plenty of musicals I enjoyed, but there's a sheer joy in watching musical numbers in Mel Brooks' movies
Springtime for Hitler from The Producers I'm Tired from Blazing Saddles Puttin' on The Ritz from Young Frankenstein The Inquisition from History of the World Part I Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (0Ntuf) 361
287-you go NaCly Dog!!!
I sang opera in college, and did musicals in Hong Kong and Athens with amateur theaters. That is an interesting bunch of people. Not always in a good way. Posted by: moki at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (mFoNl) 362
OK, I'll take a look on your say so. But Ladyl told me I would like A Fish Called Wanda and she was terribly, horribly wrong. So, so very wrong. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (EZebt) What the Sam Hill are you talking about, Sir??? Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (TdMsT) 363
I missed the earlier threads because I was in the Shop doing a bit of woodworking.
Decidedly Not Cuckish behavior. As opposed to assembling IKEA shelving. Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (DnQz+) 364
345 How about a movie that's not a musical about musicals?
Name that movie. Posted by: Lancelo All That Jazz? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKxkI) 365
The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, the Musical.
********** You gonna talk, talk, You gonna sing, sing. /Tuco Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (m45I2) 366
I told you of the forest once but you did not offer than you were aware of the flower.
It was interesting Posted by: Rap at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (4C0+v) 367
When I was a kid I warched Babes in Toyland(March of the Wooden Soldiers) ever Christmas season.Iguess it is a musical but I loved when the wooden sokdiers kick beast man ass.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (BXMxN) 368
The Producers. The seminal tune, 'Springtime For Hitler'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (CDGwz) 369
Phantom of the Opera is an excellent musical except for one thing: THE PHANTOM IS A FUCKIN' TENOR!!!!! One of the most menacing and poignant characters in musicals and they made him a tenor?
(Walks away muttering in a VERY deep voice.) Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (758Rh) 370
THE STAR REPORT : THE MUSICAL
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (DnQz+) 371
I'm willing to tell you.
I'm waiting to tell you. I'm wanting to tell you. Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:15 PM (NLLmE) I'm the undeserving poor, I am.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (DVvHX) 372
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'New Moon', Nelson Eddy marching at the head of a column of rough readies singing 'Stout Hearted Men'. My ma loved Nelson Eddie. Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (K22Va) 373
Is The Wizard of Oz considered to be a musical? If so, I can say it's the only musical I've watched from beginning to end.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKsyK) I would definitely call it a musical. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (2DOZq) 374
Cymbals swamp everything. Listen to songs on the radio; the cymbals just overlay everything like an evil fog. The fog the clowns hide in.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l) 375
40 Miles of Bad Road
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (K22Va) 376
Paint Your Wagon. The vocals are truly astounding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: Miklos, uncompensated factchecker at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (zCyNd) 378
Cannibal! The Musical
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs) 379
Predator the Musical
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (5RXy6) 380
no one thinks female speed skaters have nice figures.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1) 381
266 A mystery for the ages..
How did the 70's produce so many beyond shitty pop songs yet produce so many genius level rock albums? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (0Ntuf) Easy. Every generation produces buttloads of complete shit, but only the good stuff gets remembered. Mozart was probably in the middle of any number of talentless hacks (even Altieri wasn't that bad) whom we don't now know of, because they sunk into richly deserved obscurity. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (gHCnG) Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA) 383
I think the Phantom was written for Crawford, hence the Tenor part.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF) 384
Phantom of the Opera is an excellent musical except for one thing: THE PHANTOM IS A FUCKIN' TENOR!!!!! One of the most menacing and poignant characters in musicals and they made him a tenor?
----------- Ugh. That Scottish dude. Terribly miscast. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (CDGwz) 385
In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (MVjcR) 386
How about a movie that's not a musical about musicals?
Name that movie. Posted by: Lancelo All That Jazz? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKxkI) That's not what I was thinking of but I guess that would count . And come to think of it, Staying Alive would be another. I was thinking of Yankee Doodle Dandy. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (2DOZq) 387
Is this the "smart musical blog" now???
Posted by: lin-duh at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (kufk0) 388
best musical ever: Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Episode: 2 Girls 1 Tongue
featuring songs... Something Evil Has Happened to me (they rhymed both Masturbate & Schlong) Wolf Rape Metal Dude Wop Love Is Heaven, Love is Hell Horny Like the Devil So Sincerely Sorry/Fuck You Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (NhgkA) 389
All That Jazz? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:16 PM (aKxkI) That should be on every moron's viewing list. It's rather, um, suggestive. Made me think a little less of Bob Fosse, too. Posted by: moki at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (mFoNl) 390
Escape from New York as a musical, Borgnian could sing
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (sFO1P) 391
It is so mean of you Ace to be so critical of my tiny penis and single testicle...just because my oar dosen`t reach the water, it dosen`t mean I don`t have feelings...Bill.
Posted by: Capt Kristol in his motorized canoe at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (yhf6w) 392
Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va) 393
All this musical talk is just FABULOUS!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (sf1AO) 394
All That Jizz - Starring Sandra Fluke
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (DnQz+) Posted by: Miklos, who saw it about 24 times at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd) 396
Nice to see a few Wall fans. Not sure if it's really a musical or just an extended music video.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (/qEW2) 397
380 no one thinks female speed skaters have nice figures.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1) wut? Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (NLLmE) 398
385 In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (MVjcR) WEASEL!!!! Nice plotline! I'm sure the Horde could beef it up a little, and then crowdfund it for a run off-off broadway! Posted by: moki at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (mFoNl) 399
San Franpsycho, I have to say I've never seen the movie. But I saw the musical in person, with my husband, and we had no idea what we were in for. We had been handed tickets at the last minute for a matinee, and said sure.
I don't know what we thought it would be, but we sure weren't expecting what it was. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (U5tDi) 400
Oh! Those are 'singing' movies. Gross!
Posted by: RecklessProcess at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (Qpvwp) 401
There is just one place
That can light my face. Gary, Indiana, ---------- Someone should rewrite the lyrics, with an overlay of scenes from Gary. Posted by: The Music Man at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (CDGwz) 402
392 Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va) Great! What are the coordinates? Er ... where are they? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (gHCnG) 403
Posted by: moki at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (mFoNl)
----- Hi moki!!! Thank you for supporting the arts! Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (MVjcR) 404
So the only bluebell woods I'm aware of is in England. It has the namesake. I think it is beautiful. I have a 6x3 of it..
You already know this I'm sure. Toodles Posted by: Rpc at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (4C0+v) 405
>> no one thinks female speed skaters have nice figures.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1) >>wut? Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (NLLmE) Well, we know eleven is into big thighs and lantern chins! Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (DnQz+) 406
I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
******* Needs an angry beehive. Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (m45I2) 407
385 In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (MVjcR) WEASEL!!!! Nice plotline! I'm sure the Horde could beef it up a little, and then crowdfund it for a run off-off broadway! Posted by: moki at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (mFoNl) Where is Max Bialistock? He could help. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:24 PM (T71PA) 408
Like Ace, I totally hate musicals.
I write this wearing a tutu and ballet slippers, but fuck you haters!!! Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 16, 2018 09:24 PM (o38N1) Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs) 410
Zulu - the musical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:24 PM (gHCnG) 411
Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (dczB+) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (aA3+G) 413
In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (MVjcR) WEASEL!!!! Nice plotline! I'm sure the Horde could beef it up a little, and then crowdfund it for a run off-off broadway! Posted by: moki ------------- Only a little fleshing-out to be The Matrix. Posted by: The Music Man at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (CDGwz) 414
no one thinks female speed skaters have nice figures.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1) >>wut? Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:22 PM (NLLmE) you secretly yearn to fuck a linebacker? Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1) 415
378 Cannibal! The Musical
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (NWiLs) Heh. That was my choice as well. The drunken Parker and Stone commentary is funny, too. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (DTX3h) 416
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a fine musical.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (bML9A) 417
The only other musical I liked when I worked at a theater that had lots:
"No whips or rough stuff, this ain't the Marine Corps. No three or more in a bed, this ain't the circus No hearts or flowers on your thighs, brands belong on cattle" Posted by: Miklos, who saw that one about 24 times at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd) 418
Have you ever seen Chicago? If you're a straight male, you'd love it, and not for the music.
I am, I did, and I absolutely know who you mean. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (NpvYf) 419
i said i was done. nice run but it jumped the shark and now it's stale...
but, darn it, i love "gold rush". Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (Pg+x7) 420
Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Is it too much to hope for freezing rain? Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (LOq4H) 422
Heh. That was my choice as well. The drunken Parker and Stone commentary is funny, too.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 09:25 PM (DTX3h) Only those two lunatics would make a musical about Alferd Packer. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (NWiLs) 423
In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through
a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far. Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM Needs more tits. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (SN4NF) 424
Btw - did Jonah Goldberg not seem extra sporific today !?
He is such a good chap. Above politics is TWTG Slide baby slide baby Posted by: Bpc at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (4C0+v) 425
FUN FACT
In Spain, the plain gets the least amount of rain. Posted by: Miklos, uncompensated factchecker at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (zCyNd) You sure the rain doesn't stay mostly on the plain? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (SiINZ) 426
Do real men eat quiche?
Real men eat whatever they want! Real men like, or dislike, or like some and dislike other, musicals. So...are there any war movie musicals, with like, lots of explosions and stuff? Posted by: SanityClause at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (CwACU) 427
The Musical of the Lambs.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (nBr1j) 428
Well, we know eleven is into big thighs and lantern chins!
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:23 PM (DnQz+) Well...I thought he said figure skaters.... Those thighs doh.... Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (NLLmE) 429
Allegro Non Troppo.
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (RuIsu) 430
Easy. Every generation produces buttloads of complete shit, but only the good stuff gets remembered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:19 PM (gHCnG) I remember it all good and bad, and if I forget there's Youtube to bring it back. There's a lot of music I loved back then which now sounds extremely dated like Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, the Boston album, and of course Hotel California Chicago turned from a creative jazz rock band under Bob Lamm into a sappy pop song factory under Peter Cetera in the space of a few years. There should have been a congressional investigation it was so criminal. Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (0Ntuf) 431
So...are there any war movie musicals, with like, lots of explosions and stuff?
Posted by: SanityClause at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (CwACU) I say again: Zulu, the musical. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (gHCnG) 432
402 392 Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va) I hear they won't give up their AR15s time to use the nukes Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: tu3031 at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (sf1AO) 435
Clint and Lee shared a wife in Paint Your Wagon. No one was cucked.
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (mogRH) 436
... the editors are the stars and they should get best editing award (emmy?). they turn a episode of guys working on some machines into high drama.
very well done. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (Pg+x7) 437
I make a mean fuckin Quiche.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (DnQz+) 438
Well...I thought he said figure skaters....
Those thighs doh.... Posted by: eleven at N not even the same species. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1) 439
A Bridge Too Far - A Long Long Way to Run Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (SiINZ) 440
Silent Movie, The Musical!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (NhgkA) 441
Bacon saves quiche.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (yQpMk) 442
So was the quote from Macaulay bad?
I think it's good. I have remembered it for 8 years. Ok maybe it's just crazy good Posted by: Ntc at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (4C0+v) 443
I make a mean fuckin Quiche.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (DnQz+) No thanks. I don't wanna get screwed by no mean quiche. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (T71PA) 444
Boom Boom Avenatti is probably living on Sloppy's old couch now, borrowing beer-soaked singles from her like Akroyd and Jamie Lee in Trading Places.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (Ndje9) 445
Mother 928 calls them egg pie.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk) 446
I remember it all good and bad, and if I forget there's Youtube to bring it back.
There's a lot of music I loved back then which now sounds extremely dated like Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, the Boston album, and of course Hotel California Chicago turned from a creative jazz rock band under Bob Lamm into a sappy pop song factory under Peter Cetera in the space of a few years. There should have been a congressional investigation it was so criminal. Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM (0Ntuf) With all due respect, perhaps your perspective has changed a tad over the intervening years, yes? I like a lot of the old shit because it takes me back. OK, it was shit, but ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (gHCnG) 447
Allegro Non Troppo.
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 09:26 PM Oh. You can come watch movies at my house. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (SN4NF) 448
In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM Sounds like what you'd get if there was ever a heavy metal musical. Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (0Ntuf) 449
Nasfera-tutu
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (nBr1j) 450
385 In my musical movie, I will drive my tractor through a flaming hoop of death. Also, WeaselDog will catch peanuts. That's pretty much it for a plot so far.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:20 PM (MVjcR) --- for the benefit of Mr. Kite Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (NhgkA) 451
you secretly yearn to fuck a linebacker?
?! I'm trying to think what bad experience you might have had with your TV. I've never seen a Serena in there. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (NpvYf) 452
I make a mean fuckin Quiche.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:28 PM (DnQz+) Like that scene in American Pie? Posted by: Miklos, visuals/off at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (K22Va) 454
https://youtu.be/HLGqY3fNl1I
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (vbvxt) 455
'Buttload of Complete Shit' would be a great name for a band.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (RVcmP) 457
... i guess you could do "gold rush: the musical", but it's been done.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (Pg+x7) 458
I say again: Zulu, the musical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara --------------- *commences work on catchy lyrics for tune 'Rorke's Drift'* Posted by: The Music Man at November 16, 2018 09:30 PM (xSo9G) 459
390 Escape from New York as a musical, Borgnian could sing
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (sFO1P) --- Hello, i'm right here muthafukker Posted by: Isaac Hayes at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (NhgkA) 460
Listen to the music of the children of the night..it makes me vant to dance.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (aA3+G) 462
390 Escape from New York as a musical, Borgnian could sing
Posted by: Jean at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (sFO1P) --- Adrienne Barbeau's breasts sang to me Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (NhgkA) Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (DnQz+) 464
Boom Boom Avenatti is probably living on Sloppy's old couch now, borrowing beer-soaked singles from her like Akroyd and Jamie Lee in Trading Places.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives Only difference: Akroyd and Jaimie Lee had futures. Curse of the God-Emperor FTW Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (5RXy6) Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 09:31 PM (MTjB1) 466
Who's seen "Cannibal! The Musical" from Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Based on a true story, and all. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:32 PM (SN4NF) 467
Titty, Titty, Bang Bang. The musical.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:32 PM (K22Va) 468
I say again: Zulu, the musical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (gHCnG) The Colour Sergeant does the big romantic show-stopper? Posted by: Miklos, "fix bayonets" men, the dames are comin' at November 16, 2018 09:32 PM (zCyNd) 469
*commences work on catchy lyrics for tune 'Rorke's Drift'*
Posted by: The Music Man Sabaton beat you to it: https://youtu.be/6zA06imjl1Q Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (5RXy6) 470
Who's seen "Cannibal! The Musical" from Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Based on a true story, and all. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:32 PM (SN4NF) I love non-fiction. Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (T71PA) 471
Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Have their organizers taught them uptwinkles and downtwinkles yet? Don't forget nap time! Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (lK7fO) 472
With all due respect, perhaps your perspective has changed a tad over the intervening years, yes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:29 PM (gHCnG) Actually, I love the progressive rock and southern rock even more now. Pink Floyd, ELP, Yes, The Who, Allman Brothers, Molly Hatchet is what I've been revisiting lately, and it was some powerful stuff. Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (aKsyK) 474
Baseball: The Stan Musical Story
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (m45I2) 475
Nancy Pelosi"Everywhere I go people say thank you for savibg America"
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (BXMxN) 476
The old Lost in Space program could be adapted to a musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (MVjcR) 477
Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Ugh. I hope Glenn Beck socked in a good supply of teddy bears. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (HJhxx) 478
I saw a matinee of Hair at the ACT in San Francisco in 1967. Does that count? It was kind of interesting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 09:35 PM (UdKB7) Posted by: Fabulous Thunderbirds at November 16, 2018 09:35 PM (aA3+G) 481
Since the top of my vocal range barely exceeds middle C, I consider the role of Caiaphas in JC Superstar to be one of the finest ever written. Not a lot of basso profundo roles out there.
It does let me do damn good tuba, string bass, and bassoon impressions, however. Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 09:36 PM (758Rh) 482
The Colour Sergeant does the big romantic show-stopper?
Posted by: Miklos, "fix bayonets" men, the dames are comin' at November 16, 2018 09:32 PM (zCyNd) And who can forget the lyrics to "FRONT RANK - FIRE! SECOND RANK - FIRE!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 09:36 PM (EYsyU) 483
The Bwidge Over the River Kwai.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:36 PM (nBr1j) 484
Schindler's List The Musical
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 09:36 PM (NhgkA) 485
This is hilarious!
I just opened AoS after starting The Greatest Showman soundtrack and this is the post! Yes, I like musicals Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 16, 2018 09:36 PM (IDhUW) 486
Confounded bridge
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 09:37 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:37 PM (miE9U) 488
The old Lost in Space program could be adapted to a musical.
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM Would it be about me trying to tap Penny the whole show? Because that's all I can remember about Lost in Space from when I was a kid. And I don't think I was even IN the show (though it sure felt like it at the time). Posted by: Rusty Nail's inner voice unfiltered again at November 16, 2018 09:38 PM (SN4NF) 489
Love that Taco Town commercial.
That thing has what, 195578580 calories? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 09:37 PM (miE9U) I'll take 2! Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 09:38 PM (T71PA) 490
476 The old Lost in Space program could be adapted to a musical. Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (MVjcR) The guy on the horns was really blowing in the theme song: https://tinyurl.com/yb8av65k Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:38 PM (8iiMU) 491
The Waltzing Dead
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 16, 2018 09:38 PM (nBr1j) 492
Last House on the Left: the musical.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:39 PM (TdMsT) 493
Why does my tiny penis so intimidate Ace...?
Posted by: Capt Kristol in his motorized canoe at November 16, 2018 09:39 PM (yhf6w) 494
Now, now Ace you know there were some good musicals made in the 1950s.
Take "12 Angry Men" for instance. Or Stalag 13. And we can't leave out "Witness For the Prosecution." Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2018 09:39 PM (idA3B) 495
Bluebell left or is watching gleefully
I love this new word gleefully I gleefully pounced over treacheryX I gleefully enjoy ace of spades cause it is funneh I'm going to put this to use I promise Posted by: Posted by: at November 16, 2018 09:40 PM (4C0+v) 496
I saw a matinee of Hair at the ACT in San Francisco in 1967. Does that count? It was kind of interesting.
Posted by: notsothoreau ----------- 'Air' might be appropriate there just now. "Hello, carbon monoxide..." Posted by: The Music Man at November 16, 2018 09:40 PM (xSo9G) 497
Last House on the Left: the musical.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:39 PM What rhymes with Krug? Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:41 PM (SN4NF) Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:41 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: Obese Transexuals for Justice at November 16, 2018 09:42 PM (kQ70i) 500
I saw a matinee of Hair at the ACT in San Francisco in 1967. Does that count? It was kind of interesting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (JKNZq) Manatee of Hair had the best concert posters. Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 09:42 PM (t+qrx) 501
Friday the 13th, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:42 PM (0Ntuf) 502
Another spare-no-assholes thread by Honest Ace. I love this place. Life is good.
Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads at November 16, 2018 09:42 PM (MceDl) 503
266 A mystery for the ages..
How did the 70's produce so many beyond shitty pop songs yet produce so many genius level rock albums? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM (0Ntuf) --- Video Killed the Radio Star Posted by: the buggles at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM (NhgkA) Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM (SN4NF) 505
I Spit On Your Grave - The Musical Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Cardboard cutout at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM (4C0+v) 507
Speaking of music and shame, I bought tickets to see ELO next summer. On one hand they did Xanadu and Last Train to London but on the other hand it's Jeff freak'n Lynne
Posted by: lowandslow at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM (gNCcC) 508
497 Last House on the Left: the musical.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:39 PM What rhymes with Krug? Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:41 PM (SN4NF) Let me check my Russian dictionary. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:44 PM (TdMsT) 509
475 Nancy Pelosi"Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (BXMxN) Where does she go? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:44 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:44 PM (8iiMU) 511
Growing up, I loved Elvis musicals. He always got the girl, and they were Lookers.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (RBFmA) 512
We are going to sway to the rhythm of LED ZEPPELIN's
"When the Levee Breaks" and thank you John Bonham for the drums...electronically altered as it was....in spite of legend about castle walls, acoustics, and the such..... Posted by: Nightwatch at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (kFkpX) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (8iiMU) 514
Posted by: lowandslow at November 16, 2018 09:43 PM
If he did a complete performance of Eldorado, I'd sell my own children for a ticket. But the rest of it... meh. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (SN4NF) 515
Jaws, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (0Ntuf) 516
pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more.
pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more. pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more. pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep,cheep cheep. Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: Obese Transexuals for Justice at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (kQ70i) 518
Jonestown: The Musical
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (dczB+) 520
I saw Muldoon mentioned Seven Brides for Seven Brothers earlier. I loved that movie as a kid. The music and choreography are fantastic, but as an adult I realize that the story is a little disturbing. Not one of those plays that the high schools will be doing these days.
The Music Man is also one of my favorites. Robert Preston looked like he was having so much fun. Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (XXNQ+) 521
516 pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more.
pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more. pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, pick a little more. pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep,cheep cheep. Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (JKNZq) She made BRAZEN OVERTURES! Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs) 522
Growing up, I loved Elvis musicals. He always got the girl, and they were Lookers.
Posted by: Pod Hamp --------- Cultural appropriation...and racist! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM (CDGwz) 523
"Your Arms too Short to Box with Trump"
Posted by: Miklos, singin it sisters at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (zCyNd) 524
Nancy Pelosi"Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 09:34 PM (BXMxN) The voices in her head don't count Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (SiINZ) 525
515 Jaws, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (0Ntuf) We're gonna need a bigger boooaaat! Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT) 526
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-- How did the 70's produce so many beyond shitty pop songs yet produce so many genius level rock albums? Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:04 PM ------------------------ Any decade that combines impressive amounts of drugs and The Osmonds, will fuck you up. Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (RVcmP) 527
Jonestown: The Musical
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM Years ago, they did Titanic: The Musical (nothing to do with the Cameron pic). I told my wife I didn't want to see it because I already knew the ending. I guess this would also qualify. Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 09:48 PM (SN4NF) 528
I liked Xanadu I think
I barely remember that video game I tried hack again recently and it sucked Posted by: Adc at November 16, 2018 09:48 PM (4C0+v) 529
Any decade that combines impressive amounts of drugs and The Osmonds, will fuck you up.
Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (RVcmP) Marie was a looker back in the day. She is still pretty much a One. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 16, 2018 09:48 PM (8iiMU) 530
A Pirouette Now
A war-weary veteran of the New York City Ballet Co. heads upriver in a Navy PBR to find Bruno Tonioli and cut off his balls. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 16, 2018 09:48 PM (HJhxx) 531
On the other hand, you'll notice that Orson Welles never made a musical ... that is, unless you count Welles' singing debut in "Touch of Evil", which I don't.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (idA3B) 532
I Spit On Your Grave - The Musical
Posted by: TheQuietMan --------- This...this is why I visit this place. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (CDGwz) 533
There actually was "Planet of the Apes, The Musical"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan A to chimpan Z, no you'll never make a monkey out of meeee..." Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (0Ntuf) 534
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Jonestown: The Musical Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:46 PM They start drinking the Kool-Aid *because* of the music.... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (8iiMU) 535
... the way music is edited into "gold rush" it plays like a musical at times, or an opera.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (Pg+x7) 536
"Quiet, you'll scare the rubes!"
@RadioFreeTom Replying to @RepSwalwell Twitter definitely needs a sarcasm font, Congressman, and we've all been there. (As it happens, I made a joke about nukes that I regretted a while back, too.) But no, I don't think the other fellow was kidding, unfortunately. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (pnMCv) 537
"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan A to chimpan Z, no you'll never make a monkey out of meeee..." Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:49 PM (0Ntuf) ------ I'm totally stealing that. Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 09:50 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: 70s Stoner Dude at November 16, 2018 09:50 PM (vOkuK) 539
"If he did a complete performance of Eldorado, I'd sell my own children for a ticket."
I'd settle for "I Can't Get You Out of My Head". I was going to blow it off but Lynne is the rare exception that still can sing even though he's 70. And his songs are just so damn upbeat. Posted by: lowandslow at November 16, 2018 09:50 PM (gNCcC) 540
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas the Musical
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 09:50 PM (5RXy6) 541
Bob Fosse's guardian angel "Angelique" in all that jazz is a character much like his former wife, Joan McKracken,
She features in one of my all-time favorite musical dance numbers "pass that peace pipe" in an underrated remake of Good News. It's very problematic and too wonderful for words and on you-tube- I'll fetch the link Posted by: SarahW at November 16, 2018 09:50 PM (g1vnC) 542
529 Any decade that combines impressive amounts of drugs and The Osmonds, will fuck you up.
Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (RVcmP) I don't remember much about the 70's, man. Posted by: Stephen TYler at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (dczB+) 543
Nancy Pelosi "Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Posted by: steevy They're saying "thank you for shaving, your mustache was weirding me out." But I can understand how you heard the other thing, at your age. Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (P1f+c) 544
Growing up, I loved Elvis musicals. He always got the girl, and they were Lookers.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at November 16, 2018 09:45 PM (RBFmA) Years ago, I worked on slasher movies based on Elvis movies. The killer was an Elvis impersonator who killed people with a riding lawn mower. The movies would all be Elvis movies with Bloody before the title. Bloody, Viva Las Vegas. Bloody, Harem Scarem. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (SiINZ) 545
LMAO Stacey Abrams (Tank) really does look like Gamera.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2018 08:27 PM (e7oj4) Can she pull in her arms and legs, and shoot fire out the holes in her onesie? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (fDU8w) 546
Any decade that combines impressive amounts of drugs and The Osmonds, will fuck you up.
Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (RVcmP) That explains it about as much as it can be explained Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (0Ntuf) 547
Link to "pass that peace pipe" https://youtu.be/9_6CzxyWGj4
Posted by: SarahW at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (g1vnC) 548
Best musical ever is My Fair Lady. Don't even pretend to argue with me. I've had three Long Islands and I'm going to bed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (lwiT4) Nope. Paint your wagon. Heh Posted by: Grannymimi at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (u5LFV) 549
Nancy Pelosi"Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Everywhere *I* go, I'm chasing off Nazis giving Nazi salutes. Posted by: Talcum X at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (DTX3h) 550
... bush fix of a dozer's transmission... rousing music... triumph!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (Pg+x7) 551
I believe Elvis said "I've slept with every one of my co-stars but one, and Mary Tyler Moore knows which one."
Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (CcUfv) 552
Replying to @RepSwalwell
Twitter definitely needs a sarcasm font, Congressman, and we've all been there. (As it happens, I made a joke about nukes that I regretted a while back, too.) But no, I don't think the other fellow was kidding, unfortunately. * triggered * He eats at the hamburger habit ... random guess Posted by: Don't trigger me please at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (4C0+v) 553
Well, shit. Super late to the thread, and all the good booze is gone.
I'll just say this: I am re-watching Stranger Things, because Season 2 finally was released on caveman Blu-Ray. The level of accuracy with all the things regarding "What the '80s Was Like" is astonishing. Even Pringles cans. The kid-centric cast is unusually solid. kid actors often annoy me. this cast works. And works well. I friggin' love this series. Although I will say that Mike's dad is a turd. My dad was far more involved with my doings and goings. Alas. Just kidding. I love my pop. Marines are like that. Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (TI8Od) 554
My Dinner with Andre: The Musical
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (yQpMk) 555
Musicals are the fantasies of flamboyant narcissistic exhibitionists, kind of like Democrats. It wouldn't surprise me if leftists wrote some bio musicals about, say, the Clintons, or Maxine Waters, maybe even Springtime for Stalin. Nothing would surprise me coming from that crowd.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (/qEW2) 556
Diary of Anne Frank: The Musical
P.S. has anyone asked Eric "Brain Trust" Swallowell what Californians are going to use for food, water, and energy once all the Deplorable Regions have been nuked? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 09:52 PM (vOkuK) Posted by: Miklos, sitting quietly at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd) 558
Posted by: irright at November 16, 2018 09:47 PM (RVcmP)
I have heard Smokin dope & watchin Marie Osmonds could be interesting Posted by: Fabulous Thunderbirds at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (aA3+G) 559
Calamity Jane is one of my all-time favorites.
Posted by: SMH at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (n0Iwq) Posted by: Obese Transexuals for Justice at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (kQ70i) 561
3 Nancy Pelosi "Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Posted by: steevy They're saying "thank you for shaving, your mustache was weirding me out." But I can understand how you heard the other thing, at your age. Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (P1f+c) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (TdMsT) 562
Aaron Burr, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:54 PM (0Ntuf) 563
> I believe Elvis said "I've slept with every one of my co-stars but one, and Mary Tyler Moore knows which one."
Damn, it must've sucked to strike out on that one. Young MTM (and even not-so-young MTM): one of the best-looking actresses EVER. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 09:54 PM (vOkuK) 564
And when we did Oklahoma at my high school, the girl that played Ado Annie was a Mexican. She has a female chaperone for every performance.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 09:54 PM (JKNZq) 565
Working stiff could be a musical if every one else got his stuff and Obama sat there laughing
Posted by: Tdk at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (4C0+v) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (vOkuK) 568
Nancy Pelosi"Everywhere I go people say thank you for saving America"
Oh yeah? From your Town car to your gated home? I FUCKING hate these monsters. And oh yeah, remember to take your magic senility-prevention pills, you desiccated cow. Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (TI8Od) 569
Goodfellas, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (0Ntuf) 570
The Best Things in Life are Dirty.
Posted by: Paint Your Wagon at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (5xuaW) 571
"A Musical without Music", a transgressive masterpiece by Philip Glass
Posted by: Miklos, sitting quietly at November 16, 2018 09:53 PM (zCyNd) Love that song in the twelfth act, where the lead actress clears her throat and goes back to staring at the floor. I sing along with that one in the car. Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 09:55 PM (t+qrx) 572
Are we done with this revelation of our feminine side ?
I'd like to change the subject. Not to be rude, older commenter full time lurker. Posted by: seamrog at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (RVcyT) 573
Crossbows, The Musical
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (TI8Od) 575
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Are we done with this revelation of our feminine side ? I'd like to change the subject. Not to be rude, older commenter full time lurker. Posted by: seamrog at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (RVcyT) Only if you sing to us. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (8iiMU) 576
Pelosi never goes anywhere where she's not surrounded by lefty nitwits.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (UdKB7) 577
psycho the musical. I enjoyed the violin Crescendo in the shower scene. Bravo
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (uVK9r) 578
I liked the original (non-musical) Little Shop of Horrors. Didn't care for the musical remake.
But I defy anyone to say that they didn't like The Blues Brothers. Posted by: Toad-O at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (PexDI) 579
I'm done tko
Posted by: Xyz at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (4C0+v) 580
Some sort of chef named Babish makes the fifteen-layer on youtube and pronounces it surprisingly good.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (CE5C/) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Skipper Bill Kristol, cuck extraordinaire at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (aA3+G) 583
Bundy, The Musical.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs) 584
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Are we done with this revelation of our feminine side ? I'd like to change the subject. Not to be rude, older commenter full time lurker. Posted by: seamrog at November 16, 2018 09:56 PM (RVcyT) The Manly Man Thread is coming up. Hang in there. Posted by: David at November 16, 2018 09:58 PM (dczB+) Posted by: Dfg at November 16, 2018 09:58 PM (4C0+v) 586
https://youtu.be/KweMFoeFeHQ
Posted by: drums for Ace, because hitting things with sticks at November 16, 2018 09:59 PM (zMzA6) 587
Beaver, the Musical
Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+) 588
SarahW,
That was wonderful. Thank you. Seems like every one of 'em could sing, dance, hit their mark, and look happy about it, no matter how minor the musical. Heck, on Rifftrax Bridget and Mary Jo riff on the "Freddie" series, which is super low budget--nonetheless, they concede the cast is talented. https://www.rifftrax.com/freddie-steps-out Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (CcUfv) 589
Ace is smarter than Plato?
I would teach children music, physics, philosophy; but most importantly, music, for patterns in music and all the arts are the keys to learning.Plato Posted by: Grannymimi at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (u5LFV) 590
And this is why I keep coming back to this joint. Love this blog.
Posted by: Sooner at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (/3JVG) 591
Star Wars Christmas Special Musical
Posted by: Memory Hole at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (1g7ch) 592
THE MUSICAL:
Star Whores Throbin Hood Oh, She's Eleven Shaving Ryan's Privates Night Of The Giving Head Itty Bitty Gang Bang Glad He Ate Her In Diana Jones Inspect Her Gadget Men In Black Men Schindler's Fist Womb Raider Twin Cheeks For Your Thighs Only Sargent Pecker's Lonely Hearts Gang Bang E3: The Extra-Testicle King Dong Pulp Friction Ally McSqueal Lord Of The Cock Rings The Porn Identity 28 Gays Later Bangman: The Dark Knight Bangbi Requiem for a Cream Mr. and Mrs. Clit The Wedding Bangers Acockalypse Now Come in 60 Seconds Moby's DIck Posted by: Obese Transexuals for Justice at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (kQ70i) Posted by: Skipper Bill Kristol, cuck extraordinaire at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (aA3+G) 594
Nood ONT
Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (dczB+) 595
I turned to Ace this evening while resting an injured knee so that I can play tennis in the am.
What do I find? 'Ron's waxing poetic over musicals, tutus, ballet and quiche. I must say--it's like I don't know you guys any more. Yeeesh. Posted by: Ladyl at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk) 597
Posted by: Obese Transexuals for Justice at November 16, 2018 10:00 PM (kQ70i)
You forgot Forrest Hump. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 10:01 PM (8iiMU) 598
Didn't they try to make Spider-Man on Broadway and it was an very expensive bust?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 10:01 PM (2DOZq) 599
DOGGONE ONT
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 16, 2018 10:02 PM (XZ3Gp) 600
Volvo uses Mozart's Queen of the Night for its latest commercial..
Other than the glass shattering high soprano notes, I wonder how many people know the song was the girl's mother demanding she kill her lover or else she'd disown her. Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2018 10:02 PM (0Ntuf) 601
Beaver, the Musical
Posted by: ALH at November 16, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+) Theodore Cleaver: Gee, I am supposed to sing or are you just giving me the business? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 10:02 PM (SiINZ) 602
Rodrigo Borgia -- Oh, no doubt. But Ann-Margret is a hell of a consolation prize.
Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 10:03 PM (CcUfv) 603
Didn't they try to make Spider-Man on Broadway and it was an very expensive bust?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 10:01 PM (2DOZq) Yes, company I used to work for a client of ours sunk tons into that bomb Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 10:03 PM (SiINZ) 604
OT is Julian Assange being prosecuted by the doj or not. If so this opens up a hole Encyclopedia of worms I believe against the Democrats. Assange hinted heavily that Seth Rich was his source 4 many of the WikiLeaks I am no conspiracy theorist my friend sends me Q tweets from time to time. The Stars seem to be aligning ever-so-slightly now after the midterms favoring some of Q's claims.
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 10:04 PM (uVK9r) 605
Phantom of the Opera
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"1776" is a musical about the American Revolution but I've never been able top bring myself to watch it. Does anybody have a review? Posted by: Mark1971 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xPl2J) It's good. The songs in it are an extension or compliment to the dialog, for instance the one about who'll write the Declaration of Independence, the one about the play on Richard Henry Lee's last name, and which animal would best represent the new nation.I watch it every 4th of July, just 'cause there aren't many movies made about that period. (There is the made for tv George Washington crossing the Delaware on Christmas to kill your sleep movie but that's not a musical.) Posted by: Dusty at November 16, 2018 10:06 PM (NgvOp) 607
1776 is very, very anachronistic. The idea that the Founding Fathers were "Cool, Conservative Men", e.g., is belied by the fact that they were effin' revolutionaries. That said, it's still pretty fun.
Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 10:10 PM (CcUfv) 608
LOL, you Ace admitted you liked musicals.
The only one I really liked was "We Will Rock You". Saw it in London West End and in LV w/ some Meat Loaf fans from the UK and across the US, great time. A lot of Meat Loaf's band played in it in LV. It rocked. Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6) 609
*slips off tutu*
*looks around to see if anyone noticed* *grabs axe, heads to woodpile* Yep, no dancing and musicals for this manly man! *notices ribbon in hair, quickly removes* Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 10:16 PM (WEBkv) 610
I was skeered when the Hobbit started out as a musical.
Thankfully, they butched up quick by the third act. Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 10:22 PM (Z9C5C) 611
That slow motion Volleyball scene is nothing but "musical" Posted by: NPC 10110119 at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (yw91Q) "Take my breath away" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8 Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 10:22 PM (MwFQu) 612
"Take my breath away"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8 Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2018 10:22 PM (MwFQu) Tom, you're barking up the wrong tree. Trust me on this. Maybe she's barking up the wrong tree too, for all I know. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 10:25 PM (gHCnG) 613
Paint Your Wagon. The vocals are truly astounding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2018 09:18 PM (CDGwz) Thing is, it was a funny movie. Had lots of good jokes and sight gags. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 10:25 PM (fDU8w) 614
Lol, the migrants are going to hold a sit-in on the road leading from Mexico to the US.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va) The homeless bums of San Francisco are holding a shit-in to show their solidarity. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2018 10:28 PM (fDU8w) 615
At least Lucas never made a Star Wars musical
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 10:28 PM (NhgkA) 616
Buzzsaw90 -- is that a joke or are you actually unaware of the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 10:37 PM (CcUfv) 617
616 Buzzsaw90 -- is that a joke or are you actually unaware of the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 10:37 PM (CcUfv) --------------- You mean the one that was so bad Lucas spent his own money to buy it back? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 10:47 PM (WEBkv) 618
I think Broderick Crawford would have made a great Henry Higgins.
Posted by: Larson diBarf at November 16, 2018 11:01 PM (kcxZu) 619
>>You mean the one that was so bad Lucas spent his own money to buy it back?
Those were the rumors, yes. Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2018 11:07 PM (CcUfv) 620
Musicals were created to talk young, attractive, women to take off their clothes in public. What's not to love?
Posted by: Ron Stanford at November 17, 2018 12:07 AM (6MqaG) 621
Be well all, time for bed here, work beckons tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2018 12:10 AM (yJ1e6) 622
I defy anyone to watch this clip, and not be filled with Joy.
Who could ask for anything more? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnnASfbXIQk Posted by: Ron Stanford at November 17, 2018 12:17 AM (6MqaG) 623
Five clicks North of Poughkeepsie, things went hot...
Charlie opened up on us with an 8-track. Fantasy Girls, loud through one crappy speaker. Compression Driver by the sound of it. Tasteless commies. Posted by: klaftern at November 17, 2018 12:18 AM (RuIsu) 624
Question: Does Ace realize he's gay? NTTAWWT...
Posted by: Pickles at November 17, 2018 12:40 AM (lgku5) 625
jumping in to LED ZEP anthology with ear buds cranked to +10 in padded cell enhancement and .......F the world tonight
later Posted by: Nightwatch at November 17, 2018 01:09 AM (kFkpX) 626
Rocky Horror Picture show is a better musical than Little Shop of Horrors because the cast shows more gender fluidity.
Posted by: mer at November 17, 2018 04:24 AM (or4l7) 627
>>>61 Google up 'bedroom changing scene Bye Bye Birdie' Not gay.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (2DOZq) That's great. Posted by: m at November 17, 2018 07:42 AM (eJj1Q) 628
I still like "Oklahoma!"
Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 17, 2018 09:34 AM (xiOrX) 629
I have a pic of Ace sneaking into Mama Mia -The Movie sing-along version. It is like getting a pic of Big Foot in his natural environment.
(Ace's post is a "me thinkest the man protest too much.") Also, smile worthy. There is a rumor Ace also dresses up for the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" events. I'll let you guess which character he dresses up like. (Sooo bummed I missed all these musical threads!) Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 17, 2018 10:52 AM (PXKj8) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0698 seconds. |
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