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Trump: I'll Throw Acosta Out the Next Time He Acts Like a Child, Or I'll Just Walk Out Myself
The judge made up some bullshit about a requirement of "due process" to cancel a hard pass, so Trump should just set up a tribunal, stocked with reliable people, who would evaluate "reporter" behavior and complaints from the White House about reporter behavior.
Then, "due process" satisfied -- until they Hawaiian judges discover a new Orange Man Bad penumbra and emanation in the Constitution.But for now, Trump is saying he'll just toss him out again or cancel the press conference. Jon Gabriel has an interesting suggestion: Trump should call on only Acosta, and only let Acosta speak for the full hour of a press conference. Hey, if that's what the media wants -- the Jim Accoster Show -- then give it to them good and hard until they cry.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Philip Snyder at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (w1gZT)
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U)
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (1XAal)
April Ryan hardest hit.
And Accoster would lose that battle.
Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Smiley at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (3w9Fm)
Some economic adviser type guy was saying on the radio that he's met Trump in person a number of times and he's struck how warm and optimistic the president is in person. A glass half full type guy.
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (m45I2)
6m
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3)
That's good.
Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (q177U)
He'd have to be to put up with all the crap he does.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (MPpRe)
I'm no internet attorney, but I'd say Jim is definitely a woman abuser.
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C)
6m
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId)
Where is Jane? She should be celebrating..
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe.
With instructions.
Thx!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9)
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In limerick form.
Thx.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (pkvO1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
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One America News (was the only media organization to) filed an amicus brief siding with the white house, so maybe alternate questions between their guy and Acosta.
You, now, rub the media's nose in what's happening by pretending to take *other* questions, but just go back and forth.
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (wCmLp)
A beaming Acosta returned to the WH today.
Sounds like a facial expression people have when congratulated for having a baby.
Was Jimmy Drama (I know that's Comey's nickname name but it fits Acosta too) quiet or did he yammer on?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C)
It's just a matter of time before PDT's dark mysteries of power catch up with L'il Jim.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Philip Snyder at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (w1gZT)
Boycott CNN and any of their clowns until Jim Acosta has apologized, and/or CNN reassigns him to KSA.
Posted by: rd at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
3m
CORRECTION: Abrams says she doesn't 'actually concede' because she suggests that "The state failed its voters." She adds that she will file a federal lawsuit to challenge "gross mismanagement" of Georgi''s midterm elections. But she acknowledges that Kemp will be the governor.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO)
I thought that she was suing for another election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (AllCR)
This is an easy case to win. It's so simple:
The state of Massachusetts always loves to tell us that driver's licenses are a privilege not a right. A privilege issued by the governing authority at its whimsy.
So just ask this asswipe judge if a White House Press Pass is a "privilege" or a "right." and then demand he explain himself.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (dNzKv)
6m
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId)
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From what I understand, pretty damn bitter concession speech too. This makes me smile.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (Z216Q)
6m
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId)
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Someone told "Tank" she needed to stop before she cost Democrats other seats that will be up for election next cycle.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe.
**********
There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I was just listing ingredients in mincemeat pie that I pulled from an internet recipe site. I've never made mincemeat pie, hope I never do.
Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe.
With instructions.
Thx!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9)
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In limerick form.
Thx.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (U5tDi)
And without using the letter "e".
Thx.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (dNzKv)
Fingers crossed. If I get in we here will need to talk.
Posted by: nip at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (DfGpI)
Because if this fraud judge says a White House Press Pass is a right, then WE ALL have the right to one.
But if it's a privilege, then the Executive Administration is fully and legally entitled to grant the passes to whomever they choose under whatever guidelines they dictate.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (prTbl)
FTS. Don't stroke Accosta's ego by giving him the whole hour. The pansy media won't shank him.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt)
Point of Information: is the correct term "shank" or "shiv"?
Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA)
After a couple of minutes turn to the rest of the press. Anyone else?
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (ABH6n)
Posted by: IP at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt)
Yeah, but after the third or fourth straight "news conference" of All Acoster All The Time there Will Be Words among the presstitutes infesting the WH Press room, I would think.
Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (DmMk3)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3)
That's good.
Posted by: golfman
Want to piss off lefties?
Get a rubber stamp made that says,
Trump Lives Here ----->
And rubber stamp the backs of twenties.
(The White House)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (9vbJt)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (gC2IV)
Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2)
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That is NOT limerick form. 😡
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)
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I think because DJT and SHS enjoyed letting ol' cricket-dick embarrass his network, up to a point, and he finally reached that point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (uVK9r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HrSJb)
...........
that the gap in her front teeth whistles in her sleep.
Posted by: wth at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: IP at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (gC2IV)
Shuffle on off, shuffle on off to Buffalo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (6VrXf)
They think it is their Precious.
Posted by: Thatch at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (iZM8k)
Maybe give him a bad mic that keeps cutting out...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (1g7ch)
Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Shiv is the instrument.
"To shank" is the act.
Honestly? I don't know. When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt)
Green - acceptable
Yellow - warned
Red - Get the fuck outta' the house (after two yellows). Prez and Sarah get cards too.
Posted by: Sooner at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (Fs5vw)
Hold him in contempt? Do it.
I'd love to see Trump say f*ck you to the black robes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (DEzr3)
SHS!, and PDT should *never* call on Acosta.Ever.
Then let's see the lawsuit that says they MUST call on him.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8iiMU)
Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2)
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That is NOT limerick form.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (U5tDi)
And you used the letter "e".
Do it over.
Thx.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
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With a monkey trained to throw bananas at Acosta when the organ grinder plays. Or apples, it doesn't matter.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi)
Manly Mince Meat Pie - a limerick
This recipe might make no sense
But use currants and raisins and quince
Bake a fine and flaky crust
Add molasses if you must
Then fill it with meat...but don't mince
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (m45I2)
that the gap in her front teeth whistles in her sleep.
Posted by: wth
She should go to England to get that gap filled.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (aKsyK)
Green - acceptable
Yellow - warned
Red - Get the fuck outta' the house (after two yellows). Prez and Sarah get cards too.
Posted by: Sooner at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (Fs5vw)
Two yellow cards, or one red card, and the offender has to sit out the next press briefing.
Hey, it works for footsball.
Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (DmMk3)
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA)
Oooh oooh ohhh! Mr trump mr trump! I Gots a question for youse!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Paladin at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (JDw72)
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt)
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Same here.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (Z216Q)
With a monkey trained to throw bananas at Acosta when the organ grinder plays. Or apples, it doesn't matter.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi)
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That's my blog buddy! Bringing the funny!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA)
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Remember the comedy skit where they tried to mock Sarah Sanders by claiming she was treating the reporters like little kindergarteners?
That was the best representation of the WH press corpse I ever saw.
Posted by: rd at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (xFmWK)
Just call on OAN all the time. And give JJ a pass.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
Give JJ a pass?
OH HELL YES!!!!!
This is actually a fantastic idea! Trump can bring back the revolving local reporter position he started with for a while.
JJ could be the first "internet reporter", and he has an organization, AoSHQ, that has been around now for coming up on two decades.
There is more truth published on AoS in a single day, than CNN has since Trump became president.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (UsCnO)
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They need to use one of those mics on a stick. Some WH aide or intern extends the mic to whoever Trump indicates, and the reporter never gets to touch the mic (that should be in the rules too; any reporter who tries to grab the mic or hold onto it after Trump signals the questioner's time is done gets booted, immediately and permanently).
And if I was Trump, I'd never call on Acosta again. Giving him the whole time would just thrill that pompous egomaniac. Ignore him and act like he's not even in the room and he'll shrivel up and die, like a salted slug on the sidewalk.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (fqUgw)
This recipe might make no sense
But use currants and raisins and quince
Bake a fine and flaky crust
Add molasses if you must
Then fill it with meat...but don't mince
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (m45I2)
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Bravo! 👏
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (n0LqG)
SHS!, and PDT should *never* call on Acosta.Ever.
Then let's see the lawsuit that says they MUST call on him.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8iiMU)
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I've watched him shout his questions when other reporters were asking one. That would not stop him. After this ruling, he will get even more obnoxious.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (Z216Q)
"How do you respond to those who say you eat babies?"
"Red sky at night, if it stinks there's something behind it."
Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (DmMk3)
35m
An unusually high number of sealed criminal indictments have been added to the federal court docket in Washington, D.C. since the start of 2018. Why some wonder if they could be from Robert Mueller:
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I think you will not like that outcome
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR)
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I still haven't forgotten that you're the one who sent me to jail.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (uVK9r)
It's easier than making Christmas puddings.
So, sans Muldoon's recipe maybe I'll use my
"Great British Cooking: A Well-Kept Secret"
cookbook instead.
Only it doesn't use meat.
It uses Suet.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Ixl7R)
Emergency injuction: Judge rules Trump must call on Jim.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (DEzr3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
Tyrus the Gutfeld sidekick.
He can bring his co-worker, a little guy with the .22 ready to pop the unrulely behind the ear his Tyrus bulk doesn't work.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (dNzKv)
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Only because of cheating, fraud, and repression.
Only explanation.
Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (xSo9G)
I still haven't forgotten that you're the one who sent me to jail.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (U5tDi)
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Only for a little while!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (1XAal)
Abrams looses . Hillary and Oprah hardest hit
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (uVK9r)
Oh well. Guessing no more free cars, then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (3GR94)
Also, publicize his salary and insist that he get a raise.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (MVjcR)
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Long.
Enough.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (U5tDi)
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The new rules should include one that says only the reporter called upon by Trump may ask a question, and any reporter who tries to shout over other reporters gets his hard pass revoked, immediately and permanently.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (fqUgw)
Let Acoster ask questions, and answer with ridiculous non-sequiturs.
"How do you respond to those who say you eat babies?"
"Red sky at night, if it stinks there's something behind it."
Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (DmMk3)
THIS. lol.
Or something like, "You said 'Orange Man Bad'", then go to the next reporter.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8iiMU)
Now that ABC has noticed I guess that means they are about to be made public.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8kfFn)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (uGHnY)
This is an easy case to win. It's so simple:
The state of Massachusetts always loves to tell us that driver's licenses are a privilege not a right. A privilege issued by the governing authority at its whimsy.
So just ask this asswipe judge if a White House Press Pass is a "privilege" or a "right." and then demand he explain himself.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (prTbl)
If only there was a way to rile up antifa to go after him at home for not finding it to be a 'right'....
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (1g7ch)
Anyone who defers their questions to Acosta as a proxy also gets the no-call treatment.
Also, open up the forum to Trump-friendly bloggers and Media Research Center types and call on them essentially exclusively.
You want hardball with Calvin Rules? Fine, now FYNQ. And Judge, go get your shine box.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (6eEQ+)
No pie is safe in Stacey Abram's house tonight.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (n0LqG)
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Don't worry, she has 3 dozen lawyers writing up a lawsuit as we type. She's going to claim raaaaaacist voter suppression.
See, the lines at some polling places were too long, and that discourages lazy minorities from voting (according to her). Seems like a pretty raaaaaacist argument to me.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (fqUgw)
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I have been skeptical about this the whole time - it wouldn't surprise if every single one of them is for a Trump associate. Though I do hope others here are right and they're for Deep State goons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z216Q)
Long.
Enough.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (U5tDi)
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It was only County!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z9C5C)
So this Eric Swallows-all in California wants all weapons confiscated and says any who defy the order should be taken down. And, get this, even use of nukes.
Sick. Mother. Fucker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (/9p9e)
Couple feedback screeches while he's talking. Cut the audio in and out. You know, general tomfoolery while he's talking.
Then feign innocence.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z216Q)
.....
With bad breath and BO. And gas. And patchouli oil.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (DEzr3)
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z9C5C)
Jim A-Horta...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e)
https://twitter.com/AP/ status/1063556155174264832
Remove spaces
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (e/WPM)
When the press gets agitated, Trump can tell them that apparently some judge has decided Acosta is in charge of press conferences.
OR
Just don't tell Acosta where the Press conference is or when.
Play hide the conference room.
OR
Have two husky SS agents stand by Acosta during the Press conference as a 'security' measure.
OR
No Press conferences that include Acosta. Invitation only press allowed. I don't see why they have to accommodate hundreds of useless ppl.
cut the size down to where it used to be; <50 and only the larger venues. Allow a few multi venue reps to share the high points.
No judge should be allowed to tell the President who he can have at his press conference.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ukGwT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q)
Please. One April Ryan is more than enough.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)
Dude should wear a helmet indoors.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (uGHnY)
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/16/eric-
swalwell-if-gun-owners-defy-assault-weapons-ban-the-government-has-nukes/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
Like they'd see them?
Posted by: IP
They will when you hand it to the barista face up.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (9vbJt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q)
There's nothing I can say,
a total eclipse of a fart.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (BRvh1)
ONE video feed from the White House videographer;
Only written questions, written in cursive, can be submitted one hour prior to the beginning of the conference;
No follow up questions.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (n9EOP)
They act like they've saved free speech or something.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (ukGwT)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q)
If Stacy Abrams had a vagina...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e)
Jon Gabriel has an interesting suggestion: Trump should call on only Acosta, and only let Acosta speak for the full hour of a press conference.
Hey! I said that two threads ago!
Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (aaDlx)
Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (NWiLs)
Sick. Mother. Fucker.
__________________
I'm curious how "nuking" Americans who won't give up guns would work.
Does the U.S. government have nukes that will only explode in a particular, targeted house, without affecting any of the surrounding homes? Because if not, I think some of the thousands of people who live near the offending gun-owner might be a tad miffed.
Or is Swalwell planning to gather up all us non-compliant types and herd us onto cattle cars and ship us to Nevada and nuke us there?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (e/WPM)
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (clOFZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (KP5rU)
Point of Information: is the correct term "shank" or "shiv"?
Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Shiv is the instrument.
"To shank" is the act.
Honestly? I don't know. When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt)
Hey, thanks. I kind of threw it out there as a joke, but then after I posted I realized that AoS folks have real lives, and real life histories, and actual knowledge of humans based on their actual experiences, someone would know and respond with an actual, accurate answer.
Once again, my realization is correct.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (C78No)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (prTbl)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)
Does the U.S. government have nukes that will only explode in a particular, targeted house, without affecting any of the surrounding homes? Because if not, I think some of the thousands of people who live near the offending gun-owner might be a tad miffed.
Or is Swalwell planning to gather up all us non-compliant types and herd us onto cattle cars and ship us to Nevada and nuke us there?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (fqUgw)
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I am sure he'd be fine with just semi-random nuking of all of the non-Dem-stronghold areas between the western continental divide and the west bank of the mighty Mississippi.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (I2dne)
One mic to find them
One mic to bring them all
And in the press room bind them.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (ukGwT)
The Twitchy link we used in the lasst threa shows off the argument he was in when he made the comment.
Swallwell was threatening people. With nukes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (DEzr3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (KP5rU)
Ace, whatever became of Johnny Coldcuts? Did he retire? Was he eaten?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U)
He was full of baloney anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ... at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)
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In Yiddish, with lots of embellishment.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: rickb223
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In common parlance, they are. But "shiv" is a noun and "shank" is a verb.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (aaDlx)
So, we're doing tasteful now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c)
It's actually spelled "shit-show." They can't even spell over there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (/9p9e)
So, we're doing tasteful now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c)
+++++++++++
Neither "taste" nor any related word are applicable to CNN or any affiliated network.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt)
I've heard 'i'll juke you'. Maybe that's only in the street.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (ukGwT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
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I thought he was a ham.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi)
Ace, whatever became of Johnny Coldcuts? Did he retire? Was he eaten?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U)
He was full of baloney anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Always hamming it up.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ha! That should have been the title for the link.
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (clOFZ)
give a box of rocks to Trevor Bauer and let him stand behind PDT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Hey nurse ratched, we are still on for Saturday Noon coffee in North Bend at Pioneer Coffee, correct?
Who all is coming?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: paracelsus at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (bNHuv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (/9p9e)
++++++++
What's the HQ's guide say about "bag" in lieu of "show" as a personal epithet? I usually make that one a compound word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6VrXf)
Some were bound to be duds, but it's still disappointing.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
Oh really?
Some Judge
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)
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In Yiddish, with lots of embellishment.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi)
Gey hengen mit a tsucker schtrikel, un haben a ziessen toydt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e)
Acosta gets let in to press briefing.
Acts the fool, again.
Trump kick his ass out, again.
But THIS time, there's a set of rules written down that everyone "should" have gotten (gee you didn't get yours Jim? Did you check your spam folder?).
Now Courts can't say dick about it, because the only "constitutional" grounds for the injunction was that there was no protocol followed in kicking the bastard out the first time around.
Sorry, Lil' Jimmy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
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I thought he was a ham.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi)
We both went for the low hanging meat.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (HrSJb)
@RepSwalwell
Replying to
@Rambobiggs
And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they're legit. I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.
3:22 PM - Nov 16, 2018
https://mobile.twitter.com/repswalwell/status/ 1063527635114852352
Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (KzvQU)
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The point is, we had both Houses of Congresses, and they blocked everything on their own Party's agenda except for weak-tea tax reform that was favored by their donors, and they get away with it.
We have a federal judiciary that illegally enjoins the President whenever it wants, and gets away with it.
We have a federal law enforcement apparatus and intelligence agencies that's attempting a coup in broad daylight and getting away with it.
They're doing all of these things to make it clear to us that we have no say in our own governance.
Fuck Jim Acosta... this about me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (I2dne)
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Yeah, I can see him being fine with that, but there's nuclear fallout and winds that blow it to the blue places that adjoin the red, and I don't think there is any technology that can keep that from happening, but maybe the genius Swalwell can enlighten us morons.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (fqUgw)
I've had the Meat Mountain from Arby's. It's a full meal all by itself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (HrSJb)
Put April Ryan in there too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (/9p9e)
Better yet just walk in and stare at Acosta.
When the press gets
agitated, Trump can tell them that apparently some judge has decided
Acosta is in charge of press conferences.
OR
Just don't tell Acosta where the Press conference is or when.
Play hide the conference room.
OR
Have two husky SS agents stand by Acosta during the Press conference as a 'security' measure.
OR
No
Press conferences that include Acosta. Invitation only press allowed. I
don't see why they have to accommodate hundreds of useless ppl.
cut
the size down to where it used to be; <50 and only the larger
venues. Allow a few multi venue reps to share the high points.
No judge should be allowed to tell the President who he can have at his press conference.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ukGwT)
Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (2DOZq)
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True. Maybe I should have said he was a turkey.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (OUwAp)
Far too many news faces think they have a right to be there, and far too many think it is the only edge they have over other reporters.
I would love to hear President Trump announce this followed up with the statement that ONLY Jimmy "Corky" Acosta gets a permanent one, and that CNN won't get another until Jimmy "Corky" Acosta kicks off; that this means that all the other reporters can go do interesting things like report on big, breaking stories in exotic and fun locations, but Lil' Corky here is chained to this room, and this job, forever.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (m45I2)
LOL You, sir, are a genius!
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (fqUgw)
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Small price to pay to keep guns out of the hands of citizens!
Posted by: Rep. Swallwell at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (9vbJt)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO)
It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (6VrXf)
Replying to
@Rambobiggs
And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they're legit. I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.
3:22 PM - Nov 16, 2018
https://mobile.twitter.com/repswalwell/status/ 1063527635114852352
Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (KzvQU)
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It should be physically painful to be that stupid.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (ffYR/)
Go hang with a sugar rope (?) and have a sweet death?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7)
give a box of rocks to Trevor Bauer and let him stand behind PDT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Hey nurse ratched, we are still on for Saturday Noon coffee in North Bend at Pioneer Coffee, correct?
Who all is coming?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)
I have an engagement. But hit me up via the email on my website. I want to make the next one!
Or if we have Seattle Area morons who want to grab lunch/coffee during the week, let me know same way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (HrSJb)
*******
After this happens, then call only on Acosta. Ignore him up until this happens.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (nFwvY)
And quite delightful as a replacement for Regis Philbin, in my opinion.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (DEzr3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO)
It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)
Sold. When can you start?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK8)
With an ejection function. Straight thru the roof.
(full disclosure. Some other moron said this about the ejection seat yesterday but I can't remember who.)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (ukGwT)
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Great idea. Can we get Mandela funeral fake sign language guy to help out?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)
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Sounds like the Yiddish equivalent of "bless your heart."
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)
Heh.... you're turning it into German in your head and then translating too, aren't you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO)
Even better: alexthechick.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (ukGwT)
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Me! Me! That was me! I said eject them right into Lafayette Park.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (2DOZq)
Sorry I am missing this. I am officially out of Pugetroplis progtopia. Have fun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (0VJ7P)
Yup. Make the sounds in your head and see what they're close to.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (2DOZq)
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No. Since when does the government view itself as part of the body of its citizenry?
Posted by: Rep. Swallwell at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (I2dne)
Great idea. Can we get Mandela funeral fake sign language guy to help out?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (m45I2)
Was going to get Garret Morris to yell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018
*******
Yeah. I'm in Portland this weekend but mostly free after this weekend.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (6VrXf)
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Whew, for a minute I thought this was gonna be about me, but I was just smoking reefer and snorting blow (when I could afford it), while waiting on my allowance check from my typical white granny.
Posted by: Choom king Barky Obama at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)
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Sounds like the Yiddish equivalent of "bless your heart."
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (U5tDi)
Close:
"Go hang yourself with a sugar rope, and have a sweet death."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK)
Well.
Bye.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb)
This is good because she actually didn't say much during Obama's 8 and now we get to hear the bs she tried to put over before only without the sugar topping provided by the slobbering media.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (ukGwT)
Juvenile sure, but I think hilarity would definitely ensue
Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK)
Dear Lord, a friggin' small soap dish is more coherent than she it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)
1. Congrats to Governor Kemp
2. Doesn't concede
3. Uses nukes on Kemp and white people
4. Wins the special election
Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (KzvQU)
I misspoke. Dems stole the Arizona SOS race too. WTF
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb)
It wasn't stolen, it was given away.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (ukGwT)
Something has to change.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (UdKB7)
It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)
Wait! Wut?
Is William F Buckley related to Elizabeth Warren?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb)
Too bad it's McSally. I'd un-concede and declare Sinema null and void by virtue of the unwritten secret penumbra.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: jakee308
Cindy McCain is on tour bashing Trump and talking about what a wonderful man, etc. her late husband was.
Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)
Lol. What "legal" proceedings?
I'm sure she'll continue the "illegal" proceedings, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (BRvh1)
Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, JJ.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (UdKB7)
I hate Jeff Flake
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U)
Yeah, yeah, yeah!''
Barely an inconvenience.
Love those pitch meetings.
Posted by: Tuna at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN)
Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, JJ.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)
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Tell the pres we'll throw in a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet as an added incentive.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:06 PM (ukGwT)
https://twitter.com/AP/ status/1063556155174264832
Remove spaces
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (q1VoB)
..........
between teeth
Posted by: wth at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BXMxN)
I would try one. And pay up my insurance.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7)
Lol. What "legal" proceedings?
I'm sure she'll continue the "illegal" proceedings, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (BRvh1)
Abrams has two minority boxes checked, and she's a Dem, so she can do and say anything and it's allowed, per our betters.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BXMxN)
Sinema.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BRvh1)
Not exactly overcome by grief, is she?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (2DOZq)
No. 1 Son is living on his own for the first time (college doesn't count) in CA and he asked for, and I got him, a copy of Deplorable Gourmet.
He may not learn to cook, but he will learn our snark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (HrSJb)
I hate Jeff Flake
______________________
Yep, if you think the cheating in AZ elections is bad now, you ain't seen nothing yet. This sucks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fqUgw)
You should instead be writing the judge and demanding one.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (HrSJb)
OK, I wrote a letter to the President requesting a press pass for Sefton.
You should instead be writing the judge and demanding one.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (OiC69)
The Horde adapts quickly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (OiC69)
He may not learn to cook, but he will learn our snark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c)
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Aw! That's so awesome. I'm sure he'll find something good to cook, when he can tear his gaze away from the fabulous illustrations.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (U5tDi)
I've never heard her speak. (thank god)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT)
She sometimes brawks! spasmodically, like Mark McKinney's creepy chicken lady in Kids in the Hall.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (xPJvm)
"Isn't it true that you're a mean meanie who's mean and hates brown people and that's why you call the immigration crisis an invasion?"
Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Y54Eh)
His response should have been "whatever, loser bitch."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb)
Cindy was just the last of a long list of women McCain cheated with on his first wife.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (2DOZq)
You'd go at least once right, JJ?
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (ukGwT)
Trump:"You over there,the little hairy guy..."
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (BXMxN)
And, was any response ever received from anyone there?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW)
Have Melania sit in as PressSec. Switch languages every 3-5 minutes. Mid-sentence if possible.
Hey, no official language here, is there? Ain't my fault you dumbasses only speak English and Spanglish.
Naechste Frage. Arschlecker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJ9lnUBBDU
Trust me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)
'Call on Acosta and keep calling on him and give long winded answers so that he uses up all the time and then end the presser'.
I never say anything smart or of note but this time I beat this shlub Jon to the punch. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (nFwvY)
I've never heard her speak. (thank god)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT)
............
My name ith *tweet* Th*tweet*thathy*tweet* Abrams *tweet*
Posted by: Bucky the Beaver at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (HgMAr)
my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods. Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can be done on the fly.
just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Levin said he didn't know but just because a judge is appointed by Trump doesn't really tell you how they got there.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7)
I'm afraid we have not heard the last of her. Can someone please accuse her of sexual assault in high school or something?
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (fuK7c)
280 Just keep asking Accoster to repeat the question. Over and over.
Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW)
Have Melania sit in as PressSec. Switch languages every 3-5 minutes. Mid-sentence if possible.
Hey, no official language here, is there? Ain't my fault you dumbasses only speak English and Spanglish.
Naechste Frage. Arschlecker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (BRvh1)
That is brilliant, Warai-otoko. I wonder how many press conferences would take place before they figure out they were being punked?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)
When someone triggers my curmudgeon mode, I start doing the "Eh, eh, what did you say? you have to speak up please)
Do that a few times for those lil twits that are in the customer service field but are too full of themselves to serve a customer and they climb up on their high horse and stomp all over you.
I just do my impression of the hard of hearing guy.
If it doesn't calm them down, they go get someone else which is usually someone who's nicer.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (ukGwT)
Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (1uG1d)
6m
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId)
--------------
From what I understand, pretty damn bitter concession speech too. This makes me smile.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ffYR/)
*********************
What's up with the SOS race in Georgia?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (a0IVu)
"PressPass! I got one! Right here!"
Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (TGayj)
Anyone who followed the Baby Sister Updates will want to tune into Sunday's ONT.
Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (vUcdz)
Ohhh! Can't wait.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Y54Eh)
----
What I'm always waiting for is when they ask one of these is to answer
"No"
And call on another reporter. Don't give them a oundbite. Don't give them the time of day.
Posted by: Hilary! at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (NhgkA)
my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods. Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can be done on the fly.
just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
How does Apple Cup work out for you guys??
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (Evws/)
Bluebell: Please don't kill me.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:06 PM (ukGwT)
Don't worry. She knows exactly where and how deeply to cut you so you won't bleed out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
Left Coast Dawg,
my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I
haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one
and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods.
Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can
be done on the fly.
just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
got it, and tell your son if he has an Apple Cup ticket, depending on the seat, they are going for $200 to get in, to $1,000 for a prime ticket.
For the Apple Cup. On the Friday after Thanksgiving, when the students are gone. It's kinda amazing, actually.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:17 PM (UsCnO)
Only call on reporters that are usually ignored.
Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2018 06:17 PM (LilNs)
She is flat out saying that the results of an election, A RECOUNTED election, are invalid, simply because she didn't win. No credible allegation of fraud, no credible allegation of irregularity... in fact, her campaign and her party were the SOURCE of any fraud or irregularity in the election, and she STILL FUCKING LOST!
So take your sour grapes, get the FUCK out of My Republic, and go try to find a half decent dentist in whatever third world shitehole you wind up in to jackhammer the gingival rot out from between your cartoonish freak teeth, you disgusting fat asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:18 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
How does Apple Cup work out for you guys??
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
don't know about nurse ratched, but I have a younger brother that is also a Coug.
364 days a year, we acknowledge each other as brothers.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:19 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
Heh. Please.
Dude's gonna look like Captain Mifune at the end of the last Matrix movie....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:19 PM (BRvh1)
Chuck Schumer? John Kerry? There really is no accounting for good taste and Budweiser.
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 06:20 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM
Or, maybe one can't first because Bandersnatch has already posted in the Numero Uno position.
You go look, you decide.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 16, 2018 06:21 PM (DMUuz)
where yall gonna be?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)
A Pie Without "E"*
A pastry containing cow's flank
No milk, so no cow's tits you'll yank
Add nuts, sugar, fruit
And good brandy to boot
Dish up to all Lords of high rank
*Doing the jobs Muldoon won't do.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 06:24 PM (CRRq9)
My point is that I blocked the first. I disapprove of firsters and thwart them where I can.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 16, 2018 06:29 PM (2BPRE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 06:46 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (U5tDi)
Thanks for the props, bluebell!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 06:48 PM (IMdOQ)
I have a verbal rant about it, but typing on the phone is hard.
I do hope his statement causes some delicious dissension in the ranks. Hopefully identity politics will one day collapse from the weight of its arbitrary stupidity.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 16, 2018 06:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sven at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (IcVMR)
If he starts getting belligerent about not getting a chance to give his speech, ask the other reporters if they’d prefer to hear a Speech from Acosta, or ask their questions. I’d hope that they’d tell Acosta to shut the fuck up and sit down.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (radSL)
I hope the Executive Branch presses the issue.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Richard Feder, Ft Lee NJ at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (Pr11x)
Then for good measure put a chair next to his that's left empty and not given to anyone and put an obama name tag on it
Posted by: MST3K at November 16, 2018 09:58 PM (9N+85)
And yes, yellow and red cards for interrupting or yelling or other un-civil conduct. Anyone who gets red-carded, has their business card removed from jar#1, if still not called upon, or sequestered from jar#2, to go into jar#1 when it is emptied: that person has to sit out a full cycle of questions.
And the mic should be remotely controlled so it can be shut off.
I do hope that the DOJ is appealing the Judge's Order. A press pass is none of 'life, liberty or property' for which due process of law is required (Fifth Am't). Or we are ALL entitled to attend. Even me, and I'm Canadian!
Posted by: Dyspeptic Curmudgeon at November 18, 2018 10:52 AM (Srsa0)
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