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Surprise! CNN and MSNBC Three-Hour Morning Shows Offer Combined Two Minutes of Coverage to Their Former Live-In Permanent Guest, Michael "Punch-Up" Avenatti

We are real news, Mr. President.

This is one hundred and five hours of a woman-championing apple.

This is sixty seven seconds of a woman-punching apple.

See the difference?

CNN's New Day and MSNBC’s Morning Joe, two programs with a combined six hours of air time, on Thursday managed a total of 67 seconds on the felony abuse arrest charges against Michael Avenatti. This is despite their previous fascination with the porn lawyer and Democratic antagonist to President Trump.

CNN's New Day offered a scant 27 seconds to the news. Co-host John Berman briefly explained, "Attorney Michael Avenatti strongly denies any wrongdoing after he was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence." Though Berman noted that "there are a lot of open questions" and "we need to get more information on the story," clearly the show's hosts weren't that interested.

MSNBC's Morning Joe only did slightly better, managing 44 seconds in a Willie Geist news brief...


Again, these shows are a combined six hours long. From March 17 through August 12, Morning Joe interviewed Avenatti 7 times. During the same period, CNN's New Day talked to him 13 times. Yet suddenly, news of the Democratic lawyer's arrest is uninteresting.


This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

Here's what I think: I think the media, which pretends to be Totally Against Conspiracy Theories, is holding out hope that Michael "Slugger" Avenatti's conspiracy theory that a Bitch Rightwing Journalist Set Me Up is real:



Jacob Wohl is some nobody-ever-heard-of guy that suddenly figures prominently in leftwingers' conspiracy theories. Apparently he had something to do with that Mueller-sexual-harassment vapornews story? Maybe?

I have no idea. No one even knows who this guy is besides leftist conspiracy theorists and The Weekly Standard's "fact-check" guy.

Fortunately, we had AllahPundit, who pretends to be super-duper anti-conspiracy-theory if that conspiracy theory emanates from the right, give Avenatti's leftwing conspiracy theory a full and fair airing on "conservative" website HotAir, under the headline,

Was Avenatti set up?

Nice headline, hero!

In fairness, he does point out the answer is probably "No" (wouldn't want to be too dismissive of a leftwing conspiracy theory, thus the hedging; leftwing conspiracy theories remain a better class of conspiracy theory than those offered by the grubby, lumpenproletariat right), and notes that a domestic violence charge can only stem from an assault upon someone who's a wife, dating partner, etc. Hence, this Jacob Wohl Immanuel Goldstein subversive would have had to have persuaded/bribed a woman who could prove to police that she was one of Avenatti's sex partners to join him in the "set up."

Dat headline doh, huh?

Claims the right makes can be laughed away, but it's important to treat CNN Pals' no-evidence conspiracy theories as substantial, credible allegations worthy of being seriously entertained.

Oh, AllahPundit also joined in with his Leftwing Twitter Palz in treating this Trump statement...

"If you buy a box of cereal -- you have a voter ID," Trump continued. "They try to shame everybody by calling them racist, or calling them something, anything they can think of, when you say you want voter ID. But voter ID is a very important thing.”

... as a serious statement that cereal purchases require voter ID, rather than an amusing way to say "For pretty much every transaction you make in life, you have to present ID -- so stop pretending it's a major hardship to get it."

Everyone's said "if you buy a six pack of beer" or "if you buy a pack of cigarettes" you have to show ID, but Trump extended this hyperbolically to cereal purchases, and, well, Allah joins in with his very good Twitter Palz in saying "BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

Again, this was the line that all the leftwingers were pushing, so it shouldn't be any surprise that the "conservative" blogger joined in.

I wonder what Pierre Omidyar thinks. Oh, don't tell me. I'm sure the Twitter Kidz will be relaying it momentarily.

But seriously -- we do have to take the innuendo of a Conspiracy So Vast to frame Michael Avenatti as a real thing that must be taken quite seriously.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good God, Michelle Malkin must just shake her head in disgust every time she looks at what HotAir has become.

Posted by: thirteen28 at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (GdJ+p)

2 Also, First!

Posted by: thirteen28 at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (GdJ+p)

3 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:34 PM (BXMxN)

4 So I guess a blow job from Joe is out of the question.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:36 PM (hjaPQ)

5 What do you call a bitch with 2 black eyes?
Nuthin, you already told her twice!
BADA BOOM!

Posted by: "Iron" Mike Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:38 PM (5RXy6)

6 Where is everybody?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

7 I was so hoping PDT would treat about the CPL last night, but Melania probably took his phone away from him.

Posted by: jmel at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (OeWgo)

8 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a lesbian stripper.

Posted by: Michelle Avenatti at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

9 I don't know who this Jacob guy is, but I bet his girlfriend is worried Avenatti might show up. She's the one in jeopardy here

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (vCA4F)

10 Now I'm convinced there's an Ace conspiracy to nood after I comment.


Well....maybe not. But still!

Posted by: Agent Starling at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (NLLmE)

11 The MSM disgusts me.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (z1Dz9)

12 I love tha hot scare is total bullshit. I go there to see what CNN says PMSNBC says Trump bad

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

13 Telling you, I have no desire to turn on any news.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (T4oHT)

14 So... " Bitch set me up defense..."
When that fails, the insanity gambit, I guess...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (ffWPP)

15 Shut up Clarice.

Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

16 I used to slap the wimmens with lawsuits , not I just slap em. Its quicker.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (cCxiu)

17 Wait a second!

I smell Calvin-ball again! Some Florida judge decides to, um, reinterpret or bend election laws and that's OK. The dates and time don't really mean what they say right there in the law.

Well. . . What would happen if we decided to "reinterpret" or "bend" the laws about how long judges get to remain on the bench? And their jurisdictions?

Posted by: fredandethel@aol.com at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (xptlg)

18 i think there's a tweet somewhere of Surefire guy saying something like 'Surefire strikes again!' in regards to Avenatti blackening the eyes

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (RKQ/v)

19 opps, wrong thread.

Posted by: fredandethel@aol.com at November 15, 2018 06:41 PM (xptlg)

20 Well,he already tried the "she hit me first!" defense with not success.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)

21 6 Where is everybody?
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)



Now you're just taunting us.

Do not taunt happy fun Morons.

Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2018 06:42 PM (NLLmE)

22 Who the hell is Jacob Wohl, aka "Surefire?"

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Ibwur)

23
Michelle Avenatti has the kavorka (the lure of the animal) -- but then he punches your lights out.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

24 Well,he already tried the "she hit me first!" defense with not success.
Posted by: steevy

"Evil Twin" defense forthcoming.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (5RXy6)

25 Blah.

A zillion Central Americans are getting ready to march across the border. Dems have learned that they can steal every election they see from here on out.

Sleazy Lawyers giving the Ike Turner to Sleazy Bitches just don't move my Give-A-Shit anymore.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (30uqm)

26 17 Wait a second!

I smell Calvin-ball again!

Well duh! The entire thing is double negative inverse calvin ball!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

27 This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

I'm in hysterics over here!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

28
Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

29 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (cCxiu)

30 Avenatti is the Carp of the Lawyer world.... trolling about the bottom, sucking up goose poop, and useless in all other respects....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ffWPP)

31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

32 Who in fvck bailed out Aviantay? Homie low on funds.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (Y+IGD)

33 In some pictures I have seen Avenatti reminds me of Adam Baldwin.Who should definitely play him in the biopic.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (BXMxN)

34 23
Michelle Avenatti has the kavorka (the lure of the animal) -- but then he punches your lights out.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)


"Fucking piker."

- - David "Bam!" Sirota

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)

36 "If we don't talk about it, it never happened."

Beavis, Butthead, CNN, and the rest of the phucktarded marching band. Suck it, proles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (KP5rU)

37 31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)


I see you are a reader of the Morning Report!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

38 Gotta suck to be Allahpundit. Knowing that his decision all those years ago to brand himself with that name is going to likely be the reason he never get to appear next to his crush Tapper on CNN. No matter how much cock he slurps down they will never put someone on the air as "John Doe formerly known as the blogger 'Allahpundit.'"

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (WaxcS)

39 31. AG comm race went to a Hand recount also

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (HrSJb)

40 35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)


"I know, right?!"

- - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (/9p9e)

41 I do believe you need to show ID to buy Kaboom!.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (BXMxN)

42 Who is this Boothes fellow and what does Acosta think of him?

Posted by: Someguy at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (qt8Bt)

43 Avenatti can't seem to make up his mind. First, he asserted that she deserved it (cause she hit him first), now that his fists of steel were entrapped by that broad's face. The life of a gangsta pimp is hard. How exactly do you get "set up" into playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with a chick?

Posted by: Bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (H5knJ)

44 Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If William Wallace were here he's level their armies with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of yams from his arse!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (5RXy6)

45 CPL is on bail for a violent felony... and threatens somebody via twitter.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (1g7ch)

46
Avenatti is the Carp of the Lawyer world.... trolling about the bottom, sucking up goose poop, and useless in all other respects....
Posted by: kraken


The whirled according to Carp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (aKsyK)

47 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
***************************
Was Palm Beach County included in that?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (hECVl)

48 35 Looks like Hollywood got a wake up call from God with those Fires
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (HrSJb)


Kevin Sorbo, Mel Gibson, and Jim Caviezel's houses didn't burn.... coincidence?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (ffWPP)

49 29 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.

well, if it ended in "y" I'd hafta say, yes.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (LOq4H)

50 38 Gotta suck to be Allahpundit. Knowing that his decision all those years ago to brand himself with that name is going to likely be the reason he never get to appear next to his crush Tapper on CNN. No matter how much cock he slurps down they will never put someone on the air as "John Doe formerly known as the blogger 'Allahpundit.'"
Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (WaxcS)


If I were mean, I'd find my local Imam and tell him to put a fatwa out on him for blasphemy. That would fix his goat. At least after they had sex with it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (/9p9e)

51 Can McConnell blackball Flake from getting any lobbyist jobs?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:47 PM (HrSJb)

52 31
Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

Wonder how much that worthless bullshit cost us.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (K22Va)

53 44 Maybe if he shot yams out of his ass, they'd have him on again...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If William Wallace were here he's level their armies with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of yams from his arse!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:46 PM (5RXy6)


Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)

54 49. Yes we lost Maine House seat, after Trump Judge screwed us

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (HrSJb)

55 My favorite bit was "when we are fully exonerated".

YMMV

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (tSXzq)

56 Does Rush still sell those "Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" coffee mugs? I might need to order one of those.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (OMsf+)

57 Flake can always be Soros' piss-boy, if all else fails.....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (ffWPP)

58 I'm coming after you, Peter North!

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (Tyii7)

59 I don't care if he was setup or not. It's just so perfect to have this scumbag arrested on assault charges after he tried to frame Kavanaugh for multiple rapes.

They made these rules. I hope they enjoy living under them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

60 I see you are a reader of the Morning Report!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

I thot I pointed out 80k vote change overnigth last week. However, I am still waiting for someone to agree that 20% crossover voting from gov to non incumbsant senator is impossible!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

61 Any elections get thieved today? I wasn't looking closely.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM

We're waiting, they have until Saturday for Democrats to come up with missing votes, or to still vote or something.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (T4oHT)

62 I hope he hit her someplace with a security camera.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (BXMxN)

63 31 Gillum got 1 whole mutha fukn vote in recount!

PS The vote was about ag comm to change gun permit laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:44 PM (JFO2v)


Conceal the steal on the ag comm - what was that, a 20,000 vote swing from Broward and Palm Beach?

Gotta watch what the other hand is doing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (1g7ch)

64 why waste billions and billions on elections when judges just decide who the fuck wins anyway? what a waste. it's all bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (KP5rU)

65 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

No, and neither has DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (5RXy6)

66 62 I hope he hit her someplace with a security camera.
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (BXMxN)


Must be a small camera to fit on the inner thigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (/9p9e)

67 Avanti has tax liens on him and million dollar judgments against him. Now a felony charge. How is he even viable?

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (Y+IGD)

68 I will work with law enforcement in order to find the real assaulter

Posted by: Slappy Porn Lawyer at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (RKQ/v)

69 56 Probably be admissible evidence for you to be confined to a mental institution after the Dems take power again...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (BXMxN)

70 Motor Pool Enthusiast Allahpundit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

71 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)


No but I saw one in Thailand that shot ping pong balls. And one that shot darts from a blowgun and popped balloons on the ceiling.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (OMsf+)

72 Not yams, ping pong balls... c'mon guys...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (ffWPP)

73 71 Seriously, you are aware of a female performance artist known as the yam shooter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)

No but I saw one in Thailand that shot ping pong balls. And one that shot darts from a blowgun and popped balloons on the ceiling.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:50 PM (OMsf+)


Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

74 McConnell and Flake play for the same team while shadowbanning actual conservatives.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (yHwQE)

75 We gonna need moar lamp posts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (tSXzq)

76 Wow. did not realize DeSantis gets to pick 3 new Supreme judges. That is big

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (HrSJb)

77 "58 I'm coming after you, Peter North!
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer"

not if I come at you first.

Posted by: Peter North at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (sJALa)

78 And trebuchets.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (tSXzq)

79 A.B.C. Stoddard is a doofus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

80 71; sounds like you reached the pinnacle of entertainment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (KP5rU)

81 OSHA would come down hard on an establishment allowing dart shooting cooters...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (BXMxN)

82 72 Not yams, ping pong balls... c'mon guys...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (ffWPP)


Yam shooter, for your consideration.

http://articles.latimes.com/1986-10-20/entertainment/ca-6491_1_yams

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (/9p9e)

83 So, would you say that she is a spud gun, then???

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (ffWPP)

84 Run out of lamp posts pile 'em in a heap and light it up.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (yHwQE)

85 Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (Hp5Dz)

86 I thought God visited Fire & Brimstone on the Hollywood degenerates too until I heard about the poor nobodies who got burned up in the blaze.

If it was truly God's handiwork, those people would've left earlier and they'd be scraping what's left of Bruce Jenner into a garbage bag.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

87 I don't buy cereal any more, because it's pretty high in carbs.

So I guess I don't need ID.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

88 Find it interesting that those who scream loudest, are the ones hiding the most.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (LOq4H)

89 85 He was referring to himself and Mueller I thhink.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (BXMxN)

90 Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

Why moonlight? They were making a lot of money in tips and...fees.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (OMsf+)

91 Vote from the rooftops; Garden from the street lamps.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (eF92S)

92 74 McConnell and Flake play for the same team while shadowbanning actual conservatives.
Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (yHwQE)


And yet it was Cocaine Mitch that rammed through both SCOTUS picks and dozens of judges.

Flake is a revolting fraud of a scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

93 Nevah did like yer candied yams, anyway. Too much candy, not enough yams!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Brennan at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

94 She yam what she yam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (aKsyK)

95 91 Vote from the rooftops; Garden from the street lamps.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (eF92S)


"We aglee."

- - Looftop Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

96 56 Does Rush still sell those "Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" coffee mugs? I might need to order one of those.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (OMsf+)

We cannot drill our way
The job are not coming back
You can keep your..
Shovel ready
Created or saved
Caravan will not reach
10 million illegals
Russia russia russia
I did not have sex..

Blah Blah Blah

It aint a conspiracy if they ARE out to get you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

97 I seems to me Trump is saying a box top will suffice as voter ID as it stands. Did I read it wrong ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (M+Lyo)

98 May you live in interesting times.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse at November 15, 2018 06:54 PM (zIR2g)

99 I thot I pointed out 80k vote change overnigth last week. However, I am still waiting for someone to agree that 20% crossover voting from gov to non incumbsant senator is impossible!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:49 PM (JFO2v)


The only thing suspicious is if the last 80k had a significant swing.

BUT, since those counties appeared to shuffle the ballots so as obscure their origen it makes it hard to do a statistical analysis.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

100 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)

101
Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?
Posted by: Northernlurker


He is Groom of the Urinal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

102 Actually those were Mossad agents moonlighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)


I thought the Mossad agents were selling art door to door?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (VhKw6)

103 71; sounds like you reached the pinnacle of entertainment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 06:52 PM (KP5rU)


Best 23rd birthday ever: Pattaya Beach on payday and three days of liberty.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (OMsf+)

104 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.

Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)

105 100 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)


When the chips were down on something that is existentially consequential to us hanging on to a vestige of checking the Left, I would agree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

106
May you live in interesting times.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse


May you read interesting Time Life books.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (aKsyK)

107 The woman was a predator attacking
Avenatti just as Monica, interns and many numerous bimbo women were just out to get bill clinton. Women need to know their place on the demorat plantation and they are to only attack Republicans, for real or fictitiously. Everybody knows demorats are innocent, even when caught in the act. Republicans are guilty, even when falsely accused.
Maybe she was one of those women you get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, DEMOCRATS KNOW THESE THINGS !

Posted by: ron n. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (XkVhH)

108 >>>And yet it was Cocaine Mitch that rammed through both SCOTUS picks and dozens of judges.

Flake is a revolting fraud of a scumbag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)



That's the cruel trick. McConnell can help SCOTUS and not suffer the wrath of his masters while gathering bonus points from the deceived.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (yHwQE)

109 Why moonlight? They were making a lot of money in tips
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:53 PM (OMsf+)

Thot that was the mohel

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

110 Avenatti vs Kristol for biggest slug scumbag?...Toss-up!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (yhf6w)

111 "Was Avenatti Set Up?"

Since when does the GOP have the competency to set up anything but Failure.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (5xuaW)

112 I thought the Mossad agents were selling art door to door?

If your caller ID says 800-MOSSAD, DO NOT ANSWER!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (LOq4H)

113 Graham and McConnell have to an extent rehabilitated themselves, in my eyes.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (ffWPP)

--------------------

Agreed, for now. The real test is what they do with illegals and border security.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (ffYR/)

114 And, of course, literally taking literally every word PDT literally says literally.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (Evws/)

115 44 bolts of yams from his arse!

bolts of yams won't hold much together. doubt you could even get a good thread of them.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (NmR1a)

116 Avenatti is a ball-less coward, like most liberals. They project everything they are, onto everyone else.

AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)

117 106 May you live in interesting times.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Curse

May you read interesting Time Life books.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (aKsyK)


May you shiv the NY Times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

118 How are we going to stop the destruction of America and civilization? It involves something dangerous and difficult, right? I' m in.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (zLDYs)

119 Thot that was the mohel

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

Eh, I could see where it was quite possible that they were making more than a Mossad agent's salary. Maybe they were moonlighting as Mossad agents.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (OMsf+)

120 Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (ffWPP)

121 The only thing suspicious is if the last 80k had a significant swing.

BUT, since those counties appeared to shuffle the ballots so as obscure their origen it makes it hard to do a statistical analysis.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

The 80k was for 1 position! Ag Commissioner. Gives out gun permits in FL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

122 AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)
++++++++++
Maybe he dictates. Voice-to-text is finally halfway decent, so I assume his typist quit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (I2dne)

123 AP has always been a pussy. Well that's an insult to pussies. He's a crack monkey that knows how to use a keyboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 06:57 PM (VpIIl)

He's a fedora hat away from being a junior moderator over on r/atheism.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (4ErVI)

124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (Z9C5C)

125 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.
Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)


Let them go bankrupt.
Just turn off the lights and lock the doors.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

126 124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.
Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (Z9C5C)


When he beats his meat, he BEATS his meat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)

127 "I wonder what Pierre Omidyar thinks."

When Kristol speaks, you know.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (Ndje9)

128 Avenatti has that Dungeon Master vibe to him....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (ffWPP)

129 Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

Democrat vaulting champion.

Nah, yours is better.

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

130 If you buy a box of cereal with a check you have to have ID. If you ever shopped at Walmart you will have seen this.

Nearly all objections to Trump are class based and unprincipled.

I think Trump was exaggerating for effect, but surely men as sophisticated as those who work in our media would understand such nuance if he were...

Posted by: THATCH at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (v5Cc/)

131 124 Rumor has it that Michael Avenatti also flogs his genitalia like one would beat a pack mule smuggling Indian artifacts stolen from a burial site in the Grand Canyon in a flash-flood thunderstorm on a rabbit trail.

And people, THIS is how you write for radio!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 15, 2018 07:00 PM (LOq4H)

132 I want to hear what Levin has to say but don't know if I can stand the incessant screaming tonite.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (Y+IGD)

133 Avanti has tax liens on him and million dollar judgments against him. Now a felony charge. How is he even viable?
Posted by: kallisto


You know, this guy is a major league F-up and A-hole, and yet MSNBC and CNN had to have him on multiple times.

It really shows how they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to have "content" on. This guy is a major loser, yet, he was feted on cable.

Fake News.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (S6Pax)

134 Man the turrets and load the yams!!!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

135 um, why does this matter?

No one watches CNN except HotAir and Paul Ryan.

That's the impact, these cucks want the left to love them.

If we still had Fox news...they could cover the story and hit a wider audience. And maybe one day, our leadership class may read about it somehow. who knows?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (7J5t2)

136 What will his famous roster of clients do now ???

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)

137 What the hell does "was he set up?" even mean when a man is arrested for felony domestic violence? I thought our betters in the media, and peace and kindness Dems preached that its "NEVER OK to hit a woman" Right? I remember the ads last year or 2016 before I dropped NFL watching with the football players saying that.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 07:02 PM (eASYU)

138 >>Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

Aside from judges and some other personnel issues you aren't going to get much over the next two years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (/tuJf)

139 It really shows how they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to have "content" on. This guy is a major loser, yet, he was feted on cable.

Fake News.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:01 PM (S6Pax)

--------------

He was high profile Trump opposition. All they needed, really.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

140 101


Did cpl actually say "when WE are fully exonerated "? Isn't it illegal for creepy porn lawyers to use the royal we?

Posted by: Northernlurker



He is Groom of the Urinal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That was last year. He's now Licker of the Stool.

Posted by: El Chapo Guzman at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

141 May you shiv the NY Times.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

May you escape from New York New York

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

142 I'm in hysterics over here!
Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (Evws/)

143 Where is everybody?
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

In a country formally known as America.

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)

144 Any television show using cpl as a guest must by hand sanitizer by the gallon.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (Hp5Dz)

145 118
How are we going to stop the destruction of America and civilization? It
involves something dangerous and difficult, right? I' m in.


Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 06:58 PM (zLDYs)


https://preview.tinyurl.com/zh6omtf

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (5xuaW)

146 104 capitalism in action! private sector can do better then government. pg&e says they will have to declare bankruptcy as they didn't get enough insurance ( executive bonuses took to much money ) now they say they need government (tax payers) bail out for camp fire.
Posted by: ramondo at November 15, 2018 06:55 PM (naZui)


By all means, let's blame the electric utility and put them out of business instead of the environmental groups that refused to allow anybody to clean up dry brush and tinder.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

147 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

Posted by: Sugar Ray Avenatti, star of "When Slappy Met Sloppy" The Movie at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (Ndje9)

148

Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

149 The 80k was for 1 position! Ag Commissioner. Gives out gun permits in FL.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)


Then ... there is your problem.

Any group of people that waits on the State to tell them that they may bear arms - are not Citizens. They are Serfs.

Behave Accordingly.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (30uqm)

150 Have heard plow truck go by twice in last 10 minutes

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

151 By all means, let's blame the electric utility and put them out of business instead of the environmental groups that refused to allow anybody to clean up dry brush and tinder.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

when grandma farts we beat the dog

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

152 Agreed, for now. The real test is what they do with illegals and border security.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Graham wants DACA, dreamers get to come and stay.

He is literally slobbering at the chance to make some weak-tea compromise with the Democrats.

I'm not really mad, because there is pressure from a lot of angles to fix this in some way. There was a comment poster yesterday that quoted ver batim from a business man in the West that was hiring illegals knowingly because he needed employees.
He wanted a better guest worker program.

Something, somewhere has to give. But the illegal invasion has to stop. Period.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (S6Pax)

153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)

154 Michael who?

Posted by: MSM at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

155 I don't wish to alarm anyone, but the attempted coup in the Florida governor's race appears to have failed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (IQkaI)

156 BTW: you can add hotel lobbies in Africa as places where CNN can be seen.

Oddly African hotel lobbies also carry cheesy Spanish soap operas.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (Hp5Dz)

157 I mentioned that I am going to do a Civics 101 class here in my home town.

The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

158 150 Have heard plow truck go by twice in last 10 minutes
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

turkey in the straw or camptown races?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

159 Our last Civil War was over splitting the country, and the Rebels wanted the split. Our next Civil War ( I know, won't happen, and so forth) will be over splitting the country, and possibly the Rebels would be the Constitutionalists. Weird.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (ffWPP)

160 How do you get 'set up' into punching someone?

You still have to punch someone. Like move your arm and make a fist stuff.

Fucking asshole. This guy needs a train run on him in prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (pUDQf)

161 Avenatti was arrested for felony DV.

That happened somehow. I don't think a rando call to the popo would make this happen.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (VhKw6)

162 153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)



How many does a conspiracy take?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

163 153 And...let's not forget, Kavanaugh was up to his boofs in being set up by lying ass bitches.

All 3 bitches lied. so...is that a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (7J5t2)



How many does a conspiracy take?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

164 Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


It will end up being a makework job for underemployed Democrat parasites that can't get real jobs.

I can't wait for California to either leave the Union or just collapse from their own stupidity. Leave the Union and then collapse from their own stupidity.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (S6Pax)

165 [CNN displays image of PDT with caption:] This is an #OrangeManBad who grabs mish.


[CNN displays image of Corey Booker with caption:] This is a #BananaManGood who grabs t-bone.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (WqPYg)

166 I hate winter. I hate lefty commie scum. I hate lefty commie scum in winter.

Posted by: f'd at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

167 "BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!"

But they responded. Try that with logic!

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (98WNR)

168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)

169 Keeps me warm thru the winter.

Posted by: f'd at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

170 Avenatti's denial goes weirdly from the general to the specific. I have never hit any woman. I never hit my ex-wife. I never hit a woman in the face.


Weird, no?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (VhKw6)

171 #130 I think it's more along the lines of, "No one pays cash any more for groceries and paying with a credit card or debit card is a card that uniquely identifies you just like a (national) voting card would. If you don't have a problem getting either of those to buy groceries, you won't have problems getting proper, unique, citizen-based I.D. for voting legally."

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)

172 In a country formally known as America.
Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)
++++++++++++
Still called that, will probably always be called that. There are two kinds of Leftists:
1) The "burn it all down and replace all the institutions, symbols, religious artifacts, etc. with our own." Good examples are the Nazis and the Soviets.
2) The "infiltrate and subvert all the institutions, symbols, religious artifacts, etc. and wear them like a skin suit." Good examples are the EU and the Dems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (I2dne)

173 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)

174 Yeah, they don't arrest you on felony charges, even in California, if there isn't a pretty solid case.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (VpIIl)

175 164
I can't wait for California to either leave the Union or just collapse from their own stupidity. Leave the Union and then collapse from their own stupidity.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 15, 2018 07:07 PM (S6Pax)


Just as long as the rest of us aren't forced to bail them out.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

176 How do you get 'set up' into punching someone?

Be raised and celebrated as a miserable little worm. He didn't have a chance.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (98WNR)

177 157 I mentioned that I am going to do a Civics 101 class here in my home town.

The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

Lesson 1:
Count class number of women and men.
If W more than M then ask for vote to cut of dicks of potential rapist.
If more M than W ask for vote for free sex night.

Explain we are constitutionally organized republic!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

178 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)


not her, too much risk, but she served as a conduit - provided him with girls she knows

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)

179 Gotta' say ... in her day ... Stormy was my type.

Dolphin Smooth.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (30uqm)

180 why not, she's been around

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)

181 168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)


I don't think either can pay off their debts that way.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

182 I like the weather in California. I can't wait for it to collapse to join the Mongrel Horde invasion and grab some beachfront in Malibu as my personal fiefdom.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (VpIIl)

183 Can't help but notice that Avenatti did mot explicitly deny that he kicked her. Or raped her. So, post-Kav, I am obligated to conclude that he did so.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (H5knJ)

184 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)


Saying a tranny is not a woman will probably get you more jail time in California than hitting a woman.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (VhKw6)

185 I never use a conduit.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (Tyii7)

186 just want to butt-in off topic to say I think that Maine voting win by algorithm crap is bull....crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (r+sAi)

187 Damn, storm is shifting and the rain is staying offshore. We are getting all snow.

This is going to be a long winter.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

188 stormy is not his type, the reason he was able to say that he never hit a woman is because the complainant was a tranny.
Posted by: yankeefifth

If this is true, it raises this story from the funniest thing of the week to funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (5RXy6)

189 I know ther has been talk of splitting California into 2 or 3 states. How about we turn them back into a territory until they can get their shit together.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (gC2IV)

190
Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

*can't count all the hands*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:08 PM (VpIIl)








Hell, raise your hand if you think Stormy was the woman he beat up....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (eXA4G)

191

Yeah, McConnell and Graham have "provisional" not scumbag status with me.... want actions, boys....

I'd like to see McConnell not seat some Dem senator until a full investigation into any voting irregularities has been done in any suspicious races like, say, Arizona.


And he could merely say that the integrity of the voting process is essential to the nation and his Constitutional duty. Easy peasy.
Now let's see what he does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (HaL55)

192 rhennigantx, at least these fuckers are going to know that there are three branches of government. I'm all about bending statistics.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (MxLTX)

193 *raises hand*

Posted by: Clenis at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (LL1Be)

194 Allahpundit, Gabe Malor, Ed Morrisey, Max Boot, David Frum, Bill Kristol, Hugh "Not Gay For Mitt Romney" Hewitt...

Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI)

195 After reading zombies horrific description of just what a tranny IS... the other day.... sheesh, that was ...... disturbing.... they gotta be insane.

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (ffWPP)

196 Bring back the Baron of Arizona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (aKsyK)

197 168 Raise your hand if you believe Creepy Porn Lawyer was tapping Stormy for payment.

So was he working pro bono or was she?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

198 you know I like Christmas more than the average guy, but really who goes all in on Christmas decorations the day after halloween?

You have to at least wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

motherfuckers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

199 >>>This is going to be a long winter.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Joe Bastardi said it's going to be bitching.

I ordered a 30k btu blue flame for supplemental yesterday.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (yHwQE)

200
Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 07:04 PM


For numerous hours daily, Comrade.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (e7O7B)

201 After reading zombies horrific description of just what a tranny IS... the other day.... sheesh, that was ...... disturbing.... they gotta be insane.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (ffWPP)

Do you have a link to this description?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (gh7cp)

202 Just as long as the rest of us aren't forced to bail them out.
Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
++++++++++
Remember that 15% of the US population lives there. That is a huge chunk and far away the largest concentration. We'll be forced to bail them out. There might be a bunch of jawboning, but it will be done - the consequences or will of the rest of the electorate be damned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (I2dne)

203 Need a humor break?

I've been watching most of the Screen Rant 's Pitch Meetings. Two I've particularly enjoyed:

Original Jurassic Park:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOMCYvO5bkY

Home Alone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJeOfzpEetE

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (q177U)

204 pro boner

autocucumber strikes again ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (tSXzq)

205 166
I hate winter. I hate lefty commie scum. I hate lefty commie scum in winter.

Posted by: f'd


Congrats. Lots of folks don't know what they want or don't want. You don't appear to have that problem.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

206 201

Do you have a link to this description?
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (gh7cp)

I don't... but it was kinda nightmare stuff... maybe somebody else does though...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (ffWPP)

207
Not just The Avenger!

The Creepy Porn Avenger!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (pNxlR)

208 Michael Avanatti is the tape worm of the big pile of leftist shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2018 07:15 PM (pUDQf)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (HaL55)

210 I know ther has been talk of splitting California into 2 or 3 states. How about we turn them back into a territory until they can get their shit together.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:12 PM (gC2IV)
+++++++++++
Two states, and gerrymander the shit out of it to ensure that *every* Republic enclave is in one of the two states. Put Danzig-type corridors everywhere. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (I2dne)

211 194 Allahpundit, Gabe Malor, Ed Morrisey, Max Boot, David Frum, Bill Kristol, Hugh "Not Gay For Mitt Romney" Hewitt... 

Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI)

Jennifer Rubin, Mona Charen, Jonah Goldberg, Stephen Hayes, Rich Lowry, Ben Shapiro (not buying the conversion).

It's a long damn list. And that's just media types.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (15N0R)

212 Joe Bastardi said it's going to be bitching.

I ordered a 30k btu blue flame for supplemental yesterday.
Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:14 PM (yHwQE)

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He is probably right. It is now 31 degrees out in freaking NW Suburban Atlanta.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

213 McConnell appointing actual conservatives as committee chairmen.

For reals?

Nah.

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (yHwQE)

214 187 Damn, storm is shifting and the rain is staying offshore. We are getting all snow.

This is going to be a long winter.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


Good thing global warming will make it milder.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

215 I remade the split rail decorative fence recently so want to put up lights on it but they are not going up before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (T4oHT)

216 Momma said knock you out!

Posted by: M.Avenasty Esquire Mike Tyson's Punchout Pro at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (BRpqW)

217

Do you have a link to this description?

Have you eaten supper yet? It's bad IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (HaL55)

218 "Trump might have only bought us a little time before collapse and civil war, but at least he ripped a lot of masks off the fucks who claimed to be on our side.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 15, 2018 07:13 PM (Y4WlI) "



This !
We can have a chance of moving forward once we get rid of the fifth column who is sabotaging us / informing on us.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (tSXzq)

219 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)

220 You don't say, BackwardsBoy?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (Evws/)

221 Good thing global warming will make it milder.

Posted by: rickl



Yeah, no. We'll spend the next few decades in the Witness Protection Program.

Posted by: Sunspots at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

222 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (gC2IV)

223 Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (MxLTX)

224 Keep Leftifornia as one big fk up state, why give us 2 or 3 Fk up states to pay for?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:18 PM (T4oHT)

225 Well it's a good thing that AllahPendejo has found other interests than The Walking Dead bitch-carping articles. Weekly (or weakly) no less.

That stuff was the cat's meow. He could really lay it down like the chief wanker in Wanker County. A Wanker's wanker, so to speak.

*waves at AP*

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (Z4rgH)

226 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

227 Ben Had, you are my hero.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (zLDYs)

228


And I have no idea how that empty comment happened. I started using Firefox a couple of weeks ago and it'll do weird stuff here occasionally.


Got FF for YooToobTV that the good SIL signed us up for. Now I can record my Bama games finally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (HaL55)

229 223
Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.

Posted by: Ben Had


Geez, just where do you live? The Seventh Circle of Hell?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

230 Have the California government run the power plants. Works well in Venezuela.
I have been wondering about this.

The old wars and civil wars were fought by men with rifles and seapower, and airpower.
The new wars and civil wars are fought in cyberspace by cyberwarriors with keyboards, information power and processing power.

What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

231 >>>How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)



Because there is a vestigial remnant of "these United States".

Posted by: Pancho at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (yHwQE)

232 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

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This. I do not want the Feds setting standards here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (ffYR/)

233 "Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that.
"

I'm pretty sure the plague of frogs is next.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (VpIIl)

234 222 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

After we run it through our "climate fun" algorithm, it will be the WARMEST winter ever!

Posted by: climate "scientists" everywhere at November 15, 2018 07:21 PM (LOq4H)

235 Eromero, Nope, you are mine as you have served your country far more than I ever could but I will do what I can while I can.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:22 PM (MxLTX)

236 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Banning people from Twitter, Facebook, PayPal etc. for their political views but that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:22 PM (Evws/)

237 I actually love cold weather.... I am porly adapted for heat... the only part of winter I dislike is the dryness, at times. My inner Neanderthal showing, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (ffWPP)

238 You folks need to get up to date. It's no longer global warming because that is demonstrably false. It is "climate change". Like today it is snowing, and tomorrow the sun will shine.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (VpIIl)

239 "Freeze last night killed all the flies so I am thankful for that."


Cattle country

Posted by: Pancho the vaquero ha at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (yHwQE)

240

What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?


Shiny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (HaL55)

241 219 How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM (K22Va)


Actually, no on the first part. It's one of the strengths of the American system that elections are run at the state and local level. Imposing one-size-fits-all rules from the top down would make it easier to rig an election nationwide.

As for the second part, I read somewhere that the British count the votes in view of TV cameras. That sounds like a good idea.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

242
How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country and every ballot touched has a camera on it. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:17 PM


The daughter says that out in her area of Ohio the self-checkout lanes in grocery stores have cameras on them. She's a tad south of the epicenter of the opioid crisis.

Don't hear any Hawaiian judge bitchin' 'bout that.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (e7O7B)

243 Ever since Desrt Shield/Storm, I have a thing for the cold.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (gC2IV)

244 frogs eat bugs so there's that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (T4oHT)

245 MarcusT , hey, I'll take the frogs cause they will eat the flies that survived.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:24 PM (MxLTX)

246 Opioid Crisis??? Get a handle on the Chinese lab Fentanyl...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

247 I mean doxxing works because of social pressure. But it is only a harassment technique by partisans.
What does the first strike in modern civil war look like?
Industrial control systems? Utilities?

Ransomware?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (LL1Be)

248 You folks need to get up to date. It's no longer global warming because that is demonstrably false. It is "climate change". Like today it is snowing, and tomorrow the sun will shine.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:23 PM (VpIIl)

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The most up to date is "climate disruption", cuz just climate change did not appropriately blame mankind for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (ffYR/)

249 Ben Had @ 325- No, you are my hero. Hell, I never taught civics except 'informally'.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:26 PM (zLDYs)

250
@breaking9111 11s

NYC: The first snowstorm of the season has dumped 6 inches in Central Park, already making this the snowiest November since 1938 - WNBC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (pnMCv)

251 Let me guess, a really harsh winter will be proof of global warming, right?

Yep. If it weren't for Global Warming, Global Cooling would freeze you into an ice cube.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (Z1eux)

252 Avenatti already confessed to the crime. It is a documented fact that he said, "This is bullshit! She hit me first!" No denial of hitting her. Trying to justify hitting her.

When you go into the justification mode, you are implicitly admitting to hitting her.

Seriously, how can nobody have picked up on this yet?

Posted by: Dogstar at November 15, 2018 07:27 PM (QCwTW)

253 Well, we can hope DeBlasio shovels his own driveway......

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (ffWPP)

254 quit being pussies. who cares about voting machines or cameras monitoring counting. you cheat on voting you hang.
same day.

nothing is more elemental to our republic than the vote.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

255 The fraud factor is baked right in to the system by the Democrats, mail in voting, motor voter registration, damaged ballots get remade by the poll takers, mixing in provisional ballots to actual ballots.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

256 Here's a fun thing, even if it's bullshit -- American Mirror claims they have a source telling them that the Bill And Hillary tour has been canceled due to poor ticket sales.

And they have Ticketmaster proof that many seats are still available. I dunno as I said, maybe BS... but heartwarming.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpflv7d

Posted by: GunBreed at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (Z4rgH)

257 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."
What a fuckwad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:28 PM (+6jVU)

258 246 Opioid Crisis??? Get a handle on the Chinese lab Fentanyl...
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

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Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)

259
How is there not the exact same voting machines in every state and county in the country

Federalism?

So each state gets to choose whether their voting machines favor one party over another or are adjustable according to their needs at that particular time. Kinda like the dollar machine in Vegas then?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (K22Va)

260 It's not a lie if you are telling it to save the country.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo costanza at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (ZuGkg)

261 This is like doing a 12 hour Ken Burns biopic about John Wilkes Booth's acting career and then just ending it in an Animal House-type freeze frame, "Wilkes later had a short career as a ballistic political critic."

And parkour tyro.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:30 PM (IZLtv)

262 It's not a lie if you are telling it to save the country.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo costanza at N



you're muslim?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:30 PM (MTjB1)

263 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

Shutting down GAB!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (n9EOP)

264 What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)


This. It looks like this.

Everyone has access to the printing press now.

Posted by: Miss Atlanta Lively at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (30uqm)

265 hey isn't it great to live with a party that rolled over and confirmed all of Obama's Hawaain judges while we have to prove that our guys aren't mass rapists?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 07:31 PM (7J5t2)

266 The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the same time in the same way.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (Evws/)

267
With the forthcoming glut of playing, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and CPL Avenatti's arrest, this is the rapiest November since July 1923.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (pNxlR)

268 259
So each state gets to choose whether their voting machines favor one party over another or are adjustable according to their needs at that particular time. Kinda like the dollar machine in Vegas then?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (K22Va)


But if there was a Federal law mandating one kind of voting machine nationwide, what kind of machine would it be and who would be responsible for choosing it?

I really think that the cure would be worse than the disease.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

269
Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)

well look what the cat dragged in! hey, Duke. You been in jail? shoulda called me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (+6jVU)

270 Arizona deserves Sinema, I hope she is as nutty as I think she is.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (T4oHT)

271 Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)


My good man, you can't possibly expect us to actually work for a living, we're the anointed ones that YOU voted for!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (n9EOP)

272 I went to a conference in ATL, 3 years ago. that was during a massive Colorado ice storm. ATL on the other side of Appalachia was 60 degrees throughout.

this is some ice age level shit going on in ATL today

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (DcKxa)

273 266
The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone
between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the
same time in the same way.

I guess you're right but goddammit, it shouldn't be so easy to cheat.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:33 PM (K22Va)

274 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."
What a fuckwad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Actually, he said "Once you go Acosta, you want it like #basta."
I guess he likes it rough.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (5RXy6)

275 With the forthcoming glut of playing, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and CPL Avenatti's arrest, this is the rapiest November since July 1923.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at N




the cosby song


"say what's in this drink"

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

276 257 In other news The Flake wrapped up his talk to CNN by saying "in all sincerity, you go Jim Acosta."

When I go Jim Acosta, I make sure to run the exhaust fan as a courtesy to the next person.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (IZLtv)

277 >>When you go into the justification mode, you are implicitly admitting to hitting her.

>>Seriously, how can nobody have picked up on this yet?

Pretty sure that's why the cops arrested him. That and the fact that the woman was standing there with bruises on her face filing a report saying he hit her.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

278 Formerly of the HQ, Drew tweets about what the latest Broward count bullshit is...

So... after finding out that the machine recount hurt Nelson, they
uploaded their total late so they can go back to the better number for
him?

Is that what's going on here?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

279 230
What would a digital Fort Sumter look like?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

280 The different voting machines even sometimes county to county let alone between states is a good idea because they can't all be hacked at the same time in the same way.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:32 PM (Evws/)


We need to look into this design flaw at the Congressional level!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (n9EOP)

281 Bob Casey isn't nutty, hell he's as quiet as a church mouse. Just votes whatever Chucky tells him to vote.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (T4oHT)

282 248 The most up to date is "climate disruption", cuz just climate change did not appropriately blame mankind for it.

next up: climate manspreading, which we must battle with the arcane magicks of climate feminizing.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (xGZ+b)

283 I'm ready for some chilly weather after two weeks of being constantly sweaty.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (Hp5Dz)

284 Hey Bob! Not in jail. I pissed off the Duchess and well...I slapped hot iron to it and I'm here!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

285 270: how does she top flake? at least she didn't pretend to be something she wasn't. flake is a lying suck of cock of the highest order. fuck him with a flaming oil rig.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (KP5rU)

286 We need to look into this design flaw at the Congressional level!
The death penalty for any voting fraud of any type is my solution to that!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (Evws/)

287 Guys, I had to replace my water heater yesterday and when I removed the old one, I found 50,000 Florida ballots stashed behind it. Should I send them to Broward county? I mean, I wouldn't want to destroy democracy and disenfranchise voters, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (dNzKv)

288 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickl

;-)

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (LL1Be)

289 I guess the takeaway is if Bill Kristol asks to borrow a cup of 5.56, you tell him no.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (VhKw6)

290
Cone to think of it, I scored a box of General Mills' Oxycontin Puffs the other day at the corner bodega and I didn't have to show any identification.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

291 So... after finding out that the machine recount hurt Nelson, they
uploaded their total late so they can go back to the better number for
him?

Is that what's going on here?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:34 PM (Evws/)

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I think it is only a 700 vote difference, so it won't matter much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (ffYR/)

292 nood

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (t+qrx)

293 the democrats would try to get votes for jefferson davis counted

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

294 The support has been phenomenal and we will be staring right after the first of the year.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:06 PM (MxLTX)


BH: Just don't stare into the abyss!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)

295 Nah, the politicians will pass laws to make sure that people who actually need opioids won't be able to get them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:29 PM (gC2IV)


I sense a theme. If some people are abusing opioids, make it harder for non-abusers to obtain them. If criminals use guns to commit crimes, make it harder for non-criminals to obtain guns.

In each case, the "solutions" have zero impact on the problem. Only innocent people are affected.

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (4HMW8)

296 284
Hey Bob! Not in jail. I pissed off the Duchess and well...I slapped hot iron to it and I'm here!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)

Lol. Great to here your voice. start stopping by. Nothings changed if you haven't been lurking. ettes are the only thing that keeps this place from sinking into the primordial ooze. (no offense guys).

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (+6jVU)

297
... you go Jim Acosta


Is this a new way of saying an older woman is going through "the change"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (pNxlR)

298 The death penalty for any voting fraud of any type is my solution to that!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:36 PM (Evws/)


Wall, optional blindfold and cigarette, and a round of 5.56 plus minimal assembly should be brought back into fashion!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (n9EOP)

299
I sense a theme. If some people are abusing opioids, make it harder for non-abusers to obtain them.


Oh, don't get me going on this. Mrs. K is caught in the "solutions" to this.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

300 She hit me first = I hit her and she deserved it.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (ZuGkg)

301 295 In each case, the "solutions" have zero impact on the problem. Only innocent people are affected.

Whoa now, most of those so-called *innocent* people are guilty of multiple counts of incorrect voting!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (IZLtv)

302 Avenatti opens 2020 Presidential race by beating his Girl friend...Wins award for fastest loss of a Presidential race in the history of races!

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (kHv/o)

303 You can buy cereal without an ID?

Sure, you can get Raisin Bran or Kaboom without one, but they always ask when getting the good stuff, like Captain Crunch or Froot Loops.

Posted by: West at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (Pby3z)

304 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (rznWS)

305 I used to enjoy reading Allahpundit - have for over a decade. Even Captain Ed. Not anymore. I started early last year writing negatively critical comments, but just gave up with the realization that this was all about Trump. F*** all of you guys. My Trumpee Bear arrived today (with certificate of authenticity) and I will keep it in its original bag, kind of like a Beanie Baby. Anyway, I am a USAF SAC vet from the Vietnam war and am proud. The cruise ship boys can follow their own path. All I ask is that they do it quietly through some secret society. They can have their important meetings on a ship in the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: Radar at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (j3rGv)

306 "Oh, AllahPundit also joined in with his Leftwing Twitter Palz in treating this Trump statement..."

Good Lord, what a maroonic hack. Just about everyone in America has said something along the lines of, "You can't take a dump without fill-in-the-blank." Or, more simply and exact, "You can't take a sh** without showing your ID."

It's pretty apparent that soapboxes are being used and abused by people who have no authority whatsoever. They're just climbing up on random things in their paths and letting the bath salts talk.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (6eEQ+)

307 Elect Avenatti 2020
Endorsed by CNN

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (3cq8T)

308 That would fix his goat. At least after they had sex with it.


I had my dog fixed. Don't know anything about what sex he might've had, though. Hope I'm nowhere near Allahpundit.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at November 15, 2018 10:39 PM (o7l6R)

309 https://___ur.com/KKb0STb

Just because...

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2018 07:29 PM (GL/05)

310 https://___ ur.com/KKb0STb

Sorry. Forgot the omg thing. Drop the space.

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2018 07:30 PM (GL/05)

311 ugh.

https://im gur.com/KKb0STb

If that don't work I'm headed to the dugout

With my strikeout.

Posted by: golfman at November 21, 2018 07:31 PM (GL/05)

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