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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/17/1 Lighten Up Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke


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Want to surf? No waves? Here, try this.


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You might be my employer, But, you aren't the boss of me or my "Big Brother".

Companies in the United Kingdom are now deciding if they will offer implanted security devices to certain employees.

A Swedish company, Biohax, is behind the implants. The company told U.K.’s Telegraph that it is in talks with several employers planning to offer the microchips to staff. The chips are intended to be used as a replacement for other security credentials.

Some believe such implants have a more sinister purpose.


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The ONT Musical Interlude

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C'mon click away, would The ONT steer you wrong?


Last but not least in tonight's ONT Musical Interlude: In the mid 70s I was more impressed with this young lady than Farah Fawcett. What about you?

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(It's a cartoon, lighten up.)

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h/t LadyL


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You might not want to sprinkle this on your nachos or chili. But this pepper may be able to help out with chronic pain.

The Moroccan Euphorbia resinifera plant produces a resin so spicy that it attains a whopping 16,000,000,000 on the Scoville scale, 10,000x hotter than a Carolina reaper chili.

The active ingredient in this resin is resiniferatoxin, AKA RTX, which has proven incredible promising in early animal trials for treating chronic pain. Dogs with joint pain are anesthetized and injected with RTX, which destroys their nerve endings and makes them incapable of sensing pain until the nerves regenerate, about 5 months later.


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Even members of the animal kingdom want to be Morons. We aren't rabid, we are consumers of Valu-Rite.

Following recent reports that two masked perpetrators were raising alarm in a town in West Virginia, police say they have reason to believe the troublemakers had just gotten wrecked.

The Milton Police Department reportedly received accounts of stumbling and disoriented raccoons at least twice in the last week, and locals worried the raccoons might have rabies. But those suspicions were wrong. The raccoons in question—including one who was identified by police as Dallas—had reportedly gotten wasted by eating some fermented crab apples.


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Don't listen to CBD, have turkey on Thanksgiving. And here is how to do it.....

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The first crime? Hazelnut. The second and third? Performing like a true Genius Award Winner.

A Toronto police officer who ate a marijuana-laced chocolate bar seized in a pot shop raid has pleaded guilty to attempting to obstruct justice.

Const. Vittorio Dominelli says he is remorseful and ashamed of his actions on the evening of Jan. 27.

Justice Mary Misener says Dominelli is a "complete idiot" for tampering with evidence.

Crown attorney Philip Perlmutter, who read out an agreed statement of facts in court, says Dominelli took three hazelnut chocolate bars infused with cannabis oil from the raid.

Perlmutter says Dominelli and another officer later ate one chocolate bar and became intoxicated in about 20 minutes, and eventually radioed for help.

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I was blind but now I see. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. h/t Golfman in NC

Five Robeson County residents were given the gift of sight Monday.

The Lumberton Lions presented each of them, ages 6 to 57, with eSight, a device made in Canada that is worn over the eyes like glasses. The club spent $10,000 for each of the devices. The recipients paid nothing for a new outlook on life.

“I dreamed about these things. I didn’t know if they would come around. I can go back to college,” said Artie Stewart, who lost his eyesight to diabetes in 2011.

The 57-year-old plans to get a bachelor’s degree in Business.


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1 Yowza

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:43 PM (f3oO4)

2 nd

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

3 rd

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4 th

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

5 th

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

6 I don't want to push my luck

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

7 6 I don't want to push my luck
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 09:44 PM (f3oO4)



Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good, but in your case you're both.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

8 We always have early ONTs on Movie Night.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 09:46 PM (kQs4Y)

9 I love that the title of this ONT has the *)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 09:48 PM (TI8Od)

10 Fuck



fuck

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 09:48 PM (TI8Od)

11 That is a really nice-looking guitar shop. I kinda want to find it now.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 09:49 PM (t+qrx)

12 So THAT'S the secret to moist, delicious turkey - Thanks, MisHum!

And kudos for another fun ONT!!

Heads' up:If you followed the BSU's, you'll *definitely* want to tune into tomorrow evening's ONT.

Hi, Big Sis!

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2018 09:49 PM (vUcdz)

13 Waiting eagerly for Minx 0.8alpha.

Should be epic!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 09:49 PM (TI8Od)

14 That first pic looks like a row house in Hamburg PA.
Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 09:50 PM (9rIkM)

15 I found a cassette in my old Subaru I sold today, and played it. Old memories came back. Which is one of the reasons I sold it.

I heard this one and thought of you lot

https://youtu.be/RaQlVvzDYiw

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 09:53 PM (mUa7G)

16 My favorite guitar place is Drum City-Guitar-land in Denver.

Cramped?
yes.
Snooty?
Yes.

But I know a guy who knows one of the owners.

Because that means something somehow.

Nevertheless. Awesome guitars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 09:53 PM (TI8Od)

17 Ok, I'm going to bitch about this, then go watch Excalibur.

Why does my hair always look great when it doesn't matter? About to fold a crapton of laundry on a Saturday night? Of course, my hair looks fantastic. Just the right amount of body, shine and bounce with an intriguing swoop at the hairline and perfect feathered flips, like I had freaking Vidal Sassoon working on it all afternoon.

But before that presentation at work? Or husband's office holiday party? Ha, ha, ha. No chance.

::Shakes fist at Hair Gods::

Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2018 09:54 PM (XoAz8)

18 A Swedish company, Biohax, is behind the implants. The company told U.K.'s Telegraph that it is in talks with several employers planning to offer the microchips to staff. The chips are intended to be used as a replacement for other security credentials.

They could just give them rings with chips in them, or necklaces, or the like.

But they WANT to implant shit in their employees. It's a perverted fetish thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2018 09:55 PM (Gk3gh)

19 @18 A Swedish company, Biohax, is behind the implants. The company told U.K.'s Telegraph that it is in talks with several employers planning to offer the microchips to staff. The chips are intended to be used as a replacement for other security credentials.
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So what happens if you lose your job in a lay off? Does the company pay to have the chip removed?

Posted by: junior at November 17, 2018 09:58 PM (oE1+m)

20
Some believe such implants have a more sinister purpose.

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 09:59 PM (aKsyK)

21 A Swedish company, Biohax, is behind the implants. The company told U.K.'s Telegraph that it is in talks with several employers planning to offer the microchips to staff. The chips are intended to be used as a replacement for other security credentials.
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Sounds like a great idea!///
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?///
Not weird at all!///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2018 10:00 PM (kufk0)

22

Great weekend thus far, older daughter got the first deer yesterday, a nice fat spikehorn. One round, just below the ear--her father's favorite shot.

No adrenaline rush and down in his tracks.

This is the sacrificial one, meaning he'll be mostly eaten as he's cut up. A tradition in our family going back generations.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2018 10:02 PM (lNDMt)

23 C'mon click away, would The ONT steer you wrong?

Heh.

The cellos actually sounded okay ... but that orchestra must be embarrassed as hell. They're only one step away from having to give bjers in the back alley for $5 a pop.

I can't say I was very impressed with the initial drum solo. But, I guess if I had paid $50 for a seat to listen to it I would have clapped and whooped it up, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2018 10:02 PM (Gk3gh)

24 Can't even fathom allowing yourself to be implanted as part of your employment, optional or otherwise. No gig is worth that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:02 PM (Tyii7)

25 Posted this on the mvie thread but everyone was gone:

Originals of "The Thing"(1951) and "Invasion of the Body
Snatchers"(1956) - saw them both in drive-in movies at the time.
Drive-in movies were how we all saw movies from late forties through
fifties.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2018 10:02 PM (u5LFV)

26


Nina Burleigh
@ninaburleigh
Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer. Based on Twitter sample the rest of them are scarily paranoid. Get on the right side of history

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 10:03 PM (aKsyK)

27 Depending on where the put the chip, the saying "Don't dip your chip in the office dip" could have additional meaning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2018 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

28 They could just give them rings with chips in them, or necklaces, or the like.
But they WANT to implant shit in their employees. It's a perverted fetish thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2018 09:55 PM (Gk3gh)



why, you make that sound like they will be used like a totalitarian regime like Venezuela would use them!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycttehe8

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 10:03 PM (mUa7G)

29 In the mid 70s I was more impressed with this young lady than Farah Fawcett. What about you?

Farah Fawcett Majors. Hands down.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2018 10:03 PM (Gk3gh)

30 LOL, Jeanine just ran a clip of Trump telling reporters to sit down.
Showing dogs watching the show sitting down. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2018 10:04 PM (yJ1e6)

31 Biohax

How could this go wrong?

Silence, if you please, and accept my currency.


I proffer my backside for your pleasure.

Again. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:04 PM (TI8Od)

32 ONT - heavily laced with MHC - Misanthropic Humanitarian Content

...ate one chocolate bar and became intoxicated in about 20 minutes, and eventually radioed for help...

It's the radioed for help part that's the funniest.

OMG I'm stoned! Help me! Bring Bugles™ and bean dip!

Posted by: mindful webworker - nibbling gingerly on a cookie at November 17, 2018 10:05 PM (J/uJK)

33 17---::Shakes fist at Hair Gods::
Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2018 09:54 PM (XoAz
-------------------------------
Yep. They're as flighty and eccentric as the Baseball Gods.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 10:05 PM (Rxduq)

34 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 09:45 PM (aA3+G)


So, did you get kicked off twitter for calling out Representative Cocksucker?

Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2018 10:05 PM (kOpft)

35 Thanksgiving is coming, and I am bracing for the onslaught of food safety announcements about how you should cook your stuffing outside the turkey, where it will be safe from all of those awful turkey drippings that would otherwise rain down on it during the cooking and make it awesome.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Vb4BV)

36 There are between 8 and 30 million AR-15 variants in the US. If every owner was a serial killer, he would know.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)

37 My great-great-grandfather on my mother's side came here because he didn't want his kids to be educated in a yeshiva in a shtetl in the Russian Pale. He wanted his daughter to be an American Jewess.

His great-granddaughter married a Russian Christian. That Russian (my dad) was born here because his father came here after committing treason many times in the name of Great Britain and the United States. He did this because the Communists murdered his whole family.

Please don't let your kids tell a story like this.

This is the place where survivors come to live and thrive.

This is our country, and our kids should never tell our tell our tale from somewhere else.

Fight, and fight hard, before it's too late.

Please remember this rambling rant next Thursday, when you're all enjoying great meals with your wonderful families.

Posted by: A Moron, Giving Thanks, Thinking of the Bad Times, and Hoping for the Best at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Tlfom)

38 26: isn't she the "feminists should give Bill Clinton BJ's" to keep abortion legal genius?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (HCqAo)

39 I keep hearing about CBD oil, but after reading a lot of his food threads, I just assume that what it means is bacon grease.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:07 PM (Vb4BV)

40 I just said nobody watches Rachel Madoow. Wife responds. I think lesbians do. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (yJ1e6)

41 I could have been first but I just had to peruse the content.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (HJhxx)

42 Hiya

Top 50!!

Yes, I am just that good!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (dczB+)

43 36 There are between 8 and 30 million AR-15 variants in the US. If every owner was a serial killer, he would know.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (rnAwa)


Oh, sure, just ignore sleepwalking.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)

44 34 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 09:45 PM (aA3+G)


So, did you get kicked off twitter for calling out Representative Cocksucker?
Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2018 10:05 PM (kOpf

Not yet......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

45 Nina Burleigh

@ninaburleigh

Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has
been a mass murderer. Based on Twitter sample the rest of them are
scarily paranoid. Get on the right side of history
===
The 'right side of history' is the one that wins the war and gets to write the history.

My money's on the side with the AR-15s

Posted by: Methos at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (kOpft)

46

Embattled Broward County Election Supervisor Brenda Snipes claimed Saturday that racism is "probably" behind the widespread backlash against her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

47 Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars are very good lyrics.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)

48 46 Embattled Broward County Election Supervisor Brenda Snipes claimed Saturday that racism is "probably" behind the widespread backlash against her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 10:08 PM (aKsyK)


Probably. I know I love voter fraud if it is committed by white people.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)

49 Last but not least in tonight's ONT Musical Interlude: In the mid 70s I was more impressed with this young lady than Farah Fawcett. What about you?


Good for you. When I'm in my mid-70s I doubt that I'll even care about women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:09 PM (HJhxx)

50 Posted by: A Moron, Giving Thanks, Thinking of the Bad Times, and Hoping for the Best at November 17, 2018 10:06

Awesome, that is what made AMERICA!

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2018 10:10 PM (yJ1e6)

51 Embattled Broward County Election Supervisor Brenda Snipes claimed
Saturday that racism is "probably" behind the widespread backlash
against her.


Who could possibly have predicted that?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:10 PM (Tyii7)

52 One day I hope we'll have an entire ONT devoted to railguns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (HJhxx)

53 When I'm in my mid-70s I doubt that I'll even care about women.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:09 PM (HJhxx)

Oh, I bet you will. Seniors have lots of sex.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (dczB+)

54 Great weekend thus far, older daughter got the first deer yesterday, a nice fat spikehorn. One round, just below the ear--her father's favorite shot.

No adrenaline rush and down in his tracks.

This is the sacrificial one, meaning he'll be mostly eaten as he's cut up. A tradition in our family going back generations.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2018 10:02 PM (lNDMt)

Congratulations! Those 'nice fat spikehorn'- are tender enough to eat with only a fork...

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (otL1p)

55 Great weekend thus far, older daughter got the first deer yesterday, a nice fat spikehorn. One round, just below the ear--her father's favorite shot.

No adrenaline rush and down in his tracks.

This is the sacrificial one, meaning he'll be mostly eaten as he's cut up. A tradition in our family going back generations.
Posted by: irongrampa

Great Job!
I kilt a weird-racked big boy today, and then an employee killed an absolute monster in the Ozarks. Rut is on!
If I can figger a way to post pics, I will.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (rfSXV)

56 Hey everybody.

MisHum, how come you don't join us in the movie thread? I'd think you have some favorite flicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (miE9U)

57 #YourAllRacists

#OrangeManBad

Posted by: BrendaSnipesNPC at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (HCqAo)

58 ::Shakes fist at Hair Gods::
Posted by: Gem at November 17

I know the actual date of my last good hair day: October 28, 1987.

Fort Sill, Oklahoma. Went in with a full head of sandy blond hair. Left the Army in 1991 with a rapidly receding, almost visible, hairline. I now have a lush gray beard, and a fringe of gray hair on my pate. Like a redneck Santa Claus.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:12 PM (TI8Od)

59 Nina Burleigh
@ninaburleigh
Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer.....
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Damn. I suppose I'd better warn my mama that they're on to her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 10:12 PM (Rxduq)

60 Seniors have lots of sex.

And, how.

Posted by: The Villages at November 17, 2018 10:13 PM (Tyii7)

61 #YourAllRacists

#OrangeManBad
Posted by: BrendaSnipesNPC at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (HCqAo)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:13 PM (f3oO4)

62 Nina Burleigh is full of shit.

Period.

Full stop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:13 PM (TI8Od)

63 Wow Debbie Harry is 73? Time flies. Yes, I agree with you MH about her compared to Farrah. I loved that punk attitude.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 10:13 PM (kiSdp)

64 "No stairway
No teen spirit
No singing"


Reminds me of that classic scene from The Simpsons of Homer riding his local armory shop owner's old nuclear missile, fantasizing he's Kong in Dr. Strangelove:

**BOOOM**
"Take that Maynard G. Krebs!!"
(owner points, Homer sees sign: DO NOT RIDE BOMB)
"Sorry!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:13 PM (miE9U)

65 The Saturday ONT joke has become a wonderful tradition here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

66 Nina Burleigh
@ninaburleigh
Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer.....


We should empty out this country in no time then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (HJhxx)

67 Companies in the United Kingdom are now deciding if they will offer implanted security devices to certain employees.

Never thought Extreme Body Modification would go corporate. Seems like a sellout, somehow.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Vb4BV)

68 #YouBeRacist




Posted by: BrendaSnipesNPC at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (HCqAo)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar
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Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

69 clutch, someone at some site recently posted some pics of Debbie Harry in concert with Blondie, from back in the late 1970s/early 1980s.

In a lot of them she looked drunk/stoned out of her mind. She also apparently really enjoyed showing off her crotch... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)

70 *The Saturday ONT joke has become a wonderful tradition here.*

Yes it has.

Posted by: tbodie at November 17, 2018 10:15 PM (c6Sas)

71

Farmers talk of nothing but fertiliser and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertiliser. As for women, I became indifferent when I was 83.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 10:15 PM (aKsyK)

72 That's a nice picture up top, MisHum. Looks like New Orleans. Have you ever been there?

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (dczB+)

73 Companies in the United Kingdom are now deciding if they will offer implanted security devices to certain employees.


When you wander away your kids can find you with an iphone app.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (HJhxx)

74 The Saturday ONT joke has become a wonderful tradition here.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Rz2Nc)


Yes, I copy and relay them to a friend that prints them out to distribute to a bunch of computer challenged seniors and they are much appreciated!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (f3oO4)

75 @ninaburleigh
Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer.....

We should empty out this country in no time then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (HJhxx)


And then we'll be on the right side of history. Which is good, because if I'm on the left side of history, I snore sometimes.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

76 In a lot of them she looked drunk/stoned out of her mind. She also apparently really enjoyed showing off her crotch... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)



You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:17 PM (HJhxx)

77 Fixed it for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)


Thanks, I knew I was missing something!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:17 PM (f3oO4)

78 When you wander away your kids can find you with an iphone app.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (HJhxx)


Not if your OPSEC is good!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:18 PM (f3oO4)

79 the last pic reminds me that I really need to get better tires on my Nissan Frontier. I love my truck, but do not trust the tires. Was in the Bighorns last summer and I was worried that I would punch a hole in the sidewall, what with the sharp granite. Need some beefy shoes for my truck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:18 PM (TI8Od)

80 Never thought Extreme Body Modification would go corporate. Seems like a sellout, somehow.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Vb4BV)


The only one I thought was useful was the guy who implanted a rare-earth magnet alongside one of his index finger nails to he could detect AC currents and shorts "by touch"

But, I expect Niobium is toxic, I don't really need to find current, it would really mess with magnetic media, and it would be useless for DC.

So I am holding out for an artificial tapetum for my retinas.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 10:18 PM (mUa7G)

81 Pics of Mo deer.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc7xlq2n

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:18 PM (rfSXV)

82 Cicero, you hear me complaining? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:19 PM (miE9U)

83 @ninaburleigh
Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer


Liberals are an explosive diarrheal fountain of stupidity.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:20 PM (Tyii7)

84 So I am holding out for an artificial tapetum for my retinas.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 10:18 PM (mUa7G)


That would be a good one. Being able to smell compounds like carbon monoxide could be handy too.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

85 52 One day I hope we'll have an entire ONT devoted to railguns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:11 PM (HJhxx)

Hope is eternal or some kind of bullshit like that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

86 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)

I think Debbie Harry had a heroin problemo for a while, right? That'll age you.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 10:24 PM (kiSdp)

87 They could just give them rings with chips in them, or necklaces, or the like.

But they WANT to implant shit in their employees. It's a perverted fetish thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2018 09:55 PM (Gk3gh)

Sounds like a winning issue for the GOP, if they have any sense. Propose legislation that gives Americans the absolute right to refuse implantation of devices intended primarily for identification. Force the Dems to go along with it, or be tagged as supporting the Number of the beast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:24 PM (fDU8w)

88 74 The Saturday ONT joke has become a wonderful tradition here.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

Yes, I copy and relay them to a friend that prints them out to distribute to a bunch of computer challenged seniors and they are much appreciated!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (f3oO4)

Glad you and others appreciate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

89 Bad hair.
My last real haircut: August 16, 1997.

20 years of that damned helmet.

Genetics didn't help either.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2018 10:25 PM (TGayj)

90 87 Sounds like a winning issue for the GOP, if they have any sense. Propose legislation that gives Americans the absolute right to refuse implantation of devices intended primarily for identification. Force the Dems to go along with it, or be tagged as supporting the Number of the beast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:24 PM (fDU8w)


Like they care.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)

91 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

92 Parallel Lines is a great album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (+fTAB)

93 talk about your loss-leader..
I was shopping tonight and picked up a 10.5 lb turkey for $4.08
4 bucks!
My daughter is hosting Thanksgiving this year, so I just froze that for when we're hankering for turkey... which will probably be soon.. we never get enough leftover turkey when someone else hosts..

Posted by: Max Bialystock at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (438dO)

94 ahh shit.. off damn sock!

Posted by: Max Bialystock at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (438dO)

95 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)


Don't make me go all jihad on your copyright-infringing ass.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (HJhxx)

96 Be well all. I'm off for a nap, may see you later. As I get older tend to wake up in the middle of the night. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2018 10:27 PM (yJ1e6)

97 "Happy Holidays" is not supposed to include a two foot by six foot section of hardwood flooring, soaked and rotted out by a poorly designed HVAC system.

No, the drip pan drain wasn't clogged, not was the secondary pan even slightly damp.

'Cause there IS NO secondary pan in the system.

So, when the coils were overwhelmed by the summer's humidity, they slowly "rained" directly from the fins, through the uptake hole and directly into the return-air plenum, immediately below.

Just enough leak, and just a SLOW enough drip, that standing water was never seen, nor damp wood felt underfoot.

Till I moved the China Hutch today to clean behind it, only to be greeted by black, mushy rotted pulp where the engineered hardwood floor had been.

Because we've run heat for about a week, every inspectible square inch in both the HVAC closet and adjoining laundry room, showed no moist areas, water stains or other signs of leakage.

Two inspection holes cut through the sheetrock, in order to directly see the washing machine drain piping and HVAC drip line plumbing...nope, all dry as bones.

A "patch test" on the wood floor of the HVAC plenum though...and now we have our answer.

Lotsa condensate, with the patches only down an hour.

Tonight's solution is a large, disposable aluminum catering tray (for such as lasagna), to catch any water dripping down from the coils above.

For one, it'll capture and prevent any further water damage. For another, it'll prove to my HVAC contractor that the system as built by the manufacturer, ain't worth a damn in a Gulf Coast environment.

I'd wager it'd work like a champ in San Antonio. Drier there. But with humidity so thick that you've gotta chew the air before you breathe it?

Nope. Under-engineered, and completely inadequate.

The only good news here, is I've got enough of the same engineered flooring on hand, leftover from when I installed all of this post 2008's Hurricane Ike, that I can and will repair the rotted area.

But something better than an aluminum tray is going to have to happen with that HVAC, and that pursuit will be it's own post as it unfolds in the days ahead.

Ho Ho Ho he said, as he shuffled off to shower off the sheetrock dust.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2018 10:27 PM (QzJWU)

98 Thanksgiving is coming, and I am bracing for the onslaught of food safety announcements about how you should cook your stuffing outside the turkey, where it will be safe from all of those awful turkey drippings that would otherwise rain down on it during the cooking and make it awesome.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Vb4BV)

I think the trick is take the stuffing out of the bird once it is removed from the oven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:27 PM (fDU8w)

99 I have a confession to make.

I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.

Don't hate me.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:28 PM (dczB+)

100 Debbie Harry graduated from Hawthorne High School in 1963. Hawthorne is next door to Paterson where I grew up, so she was already about 35 by the time she hit it big.
Most female performers of today are washed up by 35.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 17, 2018 10:28 PM (o1fzk)

101 That Bohemian Rhapsody was great. Guy really had the voice for it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2018 10:29 PM (NpvYf)

102 99 I have a confession to make.

I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.

Don't hate me.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:28 PM (dczB+)

Never

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

103 I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.



Don't hate me.

Posted by: ALH
---
I hear ya. Rather have ham, beef, or pork.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (9rIkM)

104 The NYT wants to kick Jared and Ivanka out of the Jew club.

Are Jared and Ivanka Good for the Jews?
Jewish communities stand more divided than ever on whether to embrace or denounce Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (+y/Ru)

105 I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.
----
That's why I only eat the dark meat...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)

106 99 I have a confession to make.

I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.

Don't hate me.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:28 PM (dczB+)


You're cooking it wrong (and waiting too long after carving). Seriously. I assume this will be a topic on tomorrow's food thread.

Brine it (aids juiciness and offers some protection from overcooking), cook in a 350 degree oven on all 4 sides, breast-side-up last (and for far less time than the other three sides).

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

107 Yes, I copy and relay them to a friend that prints them out to distribute to a bunch of computer challenged seniors and they are much appreciated!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:16 PM (f3oO4)

That's great! All I do is read it to my wife, she's always laughed so far.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (Rz2Nc)

108 Oh, and let the turkey rest after carving, like a steak except for at least 45 minutes.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

109 Dammit, after roasting and before carving, not after carving. Idiot (meaning me).

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

110 Sounds like a winning issue for the GOP, if they have any sense...

Why do I feel impending doom at this point?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (g0Lfb)

111 *The NYT wants to kick Jared and Ivanka out of the Jew club. *

Who named them God!?

Posted by: tbodie at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (c6Sas)

112 105 I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.
----
That's why I only eat the dark meat...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)

I cook a helluva turkey. But my family hates dark meat. So I cook turkey breast now, and a beef roast. Still. Cooked dead animal is wonderful.

I rock!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (TI8Od)

113 Oh, and let the turkey rest after carving, like a steak except for at least 45 minutes.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)


Yeah. That should cool it off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (HJhxx)

114 106 99 I have a confession to make.

I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.

Don't hate me.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:28 PM (dczB+)

You're cooking it wrong (and waiting too long after carving). Seriously. I assume this will be a topic on tomorrow's food thread.

Brine it (aids juiciness and offers some protection from overcooking), cook in a 350 degree oven on all 4 sides, breast-side-up last (and for far less time than the other three sides).
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (Vb4BV


Probably not as CBD doesn't care for turkey either.
Me? I like it once or twice a year. I normally smoke one a year and the Mrs. cooks one in the oven.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

115 #2 Ireland beats perpetual #1 New Zealand in rugby, 16 to 9. And there was much rejoicing.

World Cup next fall in Japan

Rugby is a better sport than what the NFL has devolved into.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (1UZdv)

116 Here you go

https://youtu.be/Wro3bqi4Eb8

Oh, You said Lighten Up Edition

I thought you said...

Posted by: mindful webworker - rosanadanning at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (J/uJK)

117 Made a tasty beef shoulder stew wirh veg. Huge batch to put up in freezer and for 88 y.o. pops.

Put a small pinch (goggles, mask and gloves) of carolina reaper in about 3 gallons of stew. Turned out a 3 on Dragon wife hot scale. Ok a
pinch in 3 gallons. So . . .

HTF would you deal with 10,000 scoviles X Carolina Reaper? A needle?

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (T3zWB)

118 Cooked dead animal is wonderful.

I rock!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (TI8Od)

Especially beef.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (dczB+)

119 It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.

That's what I always thought slices of cranberry sauce were for.

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (g0Lfb)

120
I don't like turkey. It's always dry by the time it's carved and sitting on a platter for 15 minutes.



Don't hate me.

Posted by: ALH
...............
most people overcook turkey/..
I only eat dark meat, which is much more forgiving..
But an instant read thermometer is your friend.. 165 degrees on the breast meat and you gotta pull it!
And don't ever stuff it.. stuffing belongs in a separate pan!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (438dO)

121 HTF would you deal with 10,000 scoviles X Carolina Reaper? A needle?
Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (T3zWB)

I'm not sure, but the way I've felt this past week I would try it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (OUaW7)

123 "stuffing outside the turkey" is called dressing.

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (otL1p)

124 Especially beef.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (dczB+)

And pork.

And lamb.

And elk.

And moose.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:36 PM (TI8Od)

125 I am bracing for the onslaught of food safety announcements about how
you should cook your stuffing outside the turkey, where it will be safe
from all of those awful turkey drippings that would otherwise rain down
on it during the cooking and make it awesome.


Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Vb4BV)

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: The Food Thread at November 17, 2018 10:36 PM (wYseH)

126 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 10:36 PM (Dagiw)

127 114 Probably not as CBD doesn't care for turkey either.
Me? I like it once or twice a year. I normally smoke one a year and the Mrs. cooks one in the oven.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (aA3+G)


I don't like it much myself, actually. That's why I go all out on Thanksgiving, my only turkey of the year, to make it actually edible.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:37 PM (Vb4BV)

128 and buffalo

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:37 PM (TI8Od)

129 Glorious SOOT BTW. Listening to KCUR Zideco, Blues, Funk, while Dragon wife gently slumbers.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:37 PM (T3zWB)

130 "stuffing outside the turkey" is called dressing.
Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (otL1p)

Precisely! People have been roasting fowl for centuries with breadcrumb stuffing in the cavity. If you do it the right way, zero issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:37 PM (fDU8w)

131 That's what I always thought slices of cranberry sauce were for.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (g0Lfb)


I'm not sure if you intentionally meant this to be hilarious, but it is. Good show.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

132 17 Ok, I'm going to bitch about this, then go watch Excalibur.

Why does my hair always look great when it doesn't matter? About to fold a crapton of laundry on a Saturday night? Of course, my hair looks fantastic. Just the right amount of body, shine and bounce with an intriguing swoop at the hairline and perfect feathered flips, like I had freaking Vidal Sassoon working on it all afternoon.

But before that presentation at work? Or husband's office holiday party? Ha, ha, ha. No chance.

::Shakes fist at Hair Gods::
---------------

My theory is stress. Not sure how that works, but one time I watched a nice lookin' gal pull into work parking lot on her scooter. Well she had trouble backing in, and dropped it. Oops. What was weird her hair sort of collapsed instantly. Went droopy.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (WOjjq)

133 I assume this will be a topic on tomorrow's food thread.


Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:30 PM (Vb4BV)

You have no idea...

Posted by: The Food Thread at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (wYseH)

134 > Nina Burleigh
> @ninaburleigh
> Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer. Based on Twitter sample the rest of them are scarily paranoid. Get on the right side of history

It's people like Nina who took Newsweek from a circulation of 4 million in 2005 to a circulation of zero today.

So, I'm thinking that her theories about the "right side of history" may not be among the most reliable.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (vOkuK)

135 Use a thermometer on your turkey, and it won't be dry.
Don't EVER trust the little pop-up thingies.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (rfSXV)

136 Especially beef.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (dczB+)

And pork.

And lamb.

And elk.

And moose.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:36 PM (TI8Od)


And duck

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (T71PA)

137
Well, I have turned her Grace into a Bojangle's cajun chicken fiend.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (NMAzL)

138 Went up in the mtns this am. Snow melting above. Sun on the high slopes. Set up a 100 yard target in a crack in the rocks. Had to walk back and forth in the creek as there was no safe path on the mossy rocks. New Williams peep sight to get just right. 7th 250 grain Powerbelt - X ring. Pack it up.

Posted by: Igotnothing at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (yk8Fu)

139 smoked rib roast at our house this year....

with just two of us, even a small bird is a waste of food, except for the raccoons who get what's left when we're both turkey'd out after 3 or 4 days.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (Dagiw)

140 118 Cooked dead animal is wonderful.

I rock!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:33 PM (TI8Od)

Especially beef.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:34 PM (dczB+)

And pork.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

141 Don't eat it, Billy. It's asshole!

Posted by: just the punchline at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

142 Use a thermometer on your turkey, and it won't be dry

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (rfSXV)

Rectal or oral?

Posted by: The Food Thread at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (wYseH)

143 Publius stuffed me with chicken.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (NMAzL)

144 Oh here we go.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (U5tDi)

145 > "stuffing outside the turkey" is called dressing.

I call it disgusting either way.

Reminds me of pre-chewed and regurgitated food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (vOkuK)

146 I think it's long past time for JimSND/AOP Home and Auto repair TV show. We can call it This Old Horde and each episode will start with a stiff drink and a mystery tool, what is it, and what do it do?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 17, 2018 10:40 PM (jp0Bv)

147 Publius stuffed me with chicken.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (NMAzL)



Kinky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:40 PM (HJhxx)

148 h here we go.

Posted by: bluebell

What? You thought we could wait?

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:41 PM (rfSXV)

149
I'm not sure, but the way I've felt this past week I would try it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

.........

I hear that. Been dealing with a little "bummed out so many fellow citz are so effing stupid" this week myself.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:41 PM (T3zWB)

150 I hear that. Been dealing with a little "bummed out so many fellow citz are so effing stupid" this week myself.
Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:41 PM (T3zWB)



You should view the world from California. It's hopeless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (HJhxx)

151 with just two of us, even a small bird is a waste of food, except for the raccoons who get what's left when we're both turkey'd out after 3 or 4 days.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (Dagiw)

And that's another thing - turkey is a lot of meat which means lots of leftovers. I have never found a recipe that it tastes good in, and I've tried.

Only the dog will eat the same thing every day.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)

152 137
Well, I have turned her Grace into a Bojangle's cajun chicken fiend.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (NMAzL)

So that's what you kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

153 Again.

Nina Burleigh is full of shit.

Could she pick out an AR out of a lineup of an M-16, an AK-47, a tactical 12 gauge shotgun with a hand grip?


Stupid, yes we much.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 17, 2018 10:43 PM (TI8Od)

154 HTF would you deal with 10,000 scoviles X Carolina Reaper? A needle?
Posted by: Smaug

Yep. Link said they knocked the test subject dogs out and injected their joints under general. The injections burned out the pain receptors for about 5 months, the period it took for nerve receptors to regrow.

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 10:43 PM (otL1p)

155 >>So that's what you kids are calling it these days.

She also likes her biscuits well buttered.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at November 17, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

156 ALH
Turkey sammiches. Sweet fermented pickles. Good bread.
Durkeys or the home made equivalent.
Nirvana.
Did I mention cold beer?

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (rfSXV)

157 I bought a chicken and buttermilk and spices. And Louisiana hot sauce. I'm going to discover the glories of Cajun-style fried chicken.
Oh yes - and biscuits, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)

158 151 And that's another thing - turkey is a lot of meat which means lots of leftovers. I have never found a recipe that it tastes good in, and I've tried.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)


The carcass will make a nice stock, which will make a nice turkey noodle soup.

The rest goes nicely in sandwiches, using some leftover cranberry sauce in the sandwich.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)

159 141 Don't eat it, Billy. It's asshole!
Posted by: just the punchline at November 17, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

That one still cracks me up after 20+ years.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

160 One Way Or Another is great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (+fTAB)

161 135 Use a thermometer on your turkey, and it won't be dry.

Don't EVER trust the little pop-up thingies.
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (rfSXV)
..........

Thats a big 10-4, dipstick brother served oozing bloody dark meat Turkey today baded on stupid popper. Yuk. But he is a libtard.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:45 PM (T3zWB)

162 Bunwiches. Leftover turkey on buns, drenched with turkey gravy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:46 PM (fDU8w)

163 156 ALH
Turkey sammiches. Sweet fermented pickles. Good bread.
Durkeys or the home made equivalent.
Nirvana.
-----------

Yup. Turkey sammiches are the bestest

Posted by: Common Tater at November 17, 2018 10:46 PM (WOjjq)

164 Also, diced turkey. Cream cheese. Garlic... lots of garlic.
Put it over rice.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:46 PM (rfSXV)

165 . . . start with a stiff drink and a mystery tool, what is it, and what do it do?
Posted by: Bilwis
----
I do have a bung hole reamer hanging on my wall.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 10:46 PM (9rIkM)

166 @ninaburleigh
> Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer


It's true. Ten million mass murderers in the country. How is it that we've missed you?

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2018 10:46 PM (QrTqV)

167 Heading out tomorrow morning with #2 son to see if anything is stirring in the woods.

Out of venison, and my wife loves to cook with it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (FTlwv)

168 Crazy celebrities. It's better that I have nothing to do with them, regardless of how beautiful they are.

Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

169 160 One Way Or Another is great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (+fTAB)


Heart of Glass, too. And extra points for the dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12w5wykucgk

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (Vb4BV)

170 Eggland's Best: The only egg my family deserves.Because they deserve eggs that taste the same as what I can buy at Walmart but cost twice as much.

Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (3HNOQ)

171
You should view the world from California. It's hopeless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (HJhxx)

........

Seen it many times. Like Mexico, a few places are fun to visit, but if you live there get TFO fast.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (T3zWB)

172 158 151 And that's another thing - turkey is a lot of meat which means lots of leftovers. I have never found a recipe that it tastes good in, and I've tried.
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)

The carcass will make a nice stock, which will make a nice turkey noodle soup.

The rest goes nicely in sandwiches, using some leftover cranberry sauce in the sandwich.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)


Cubed and frozen to be pulled for turkey pot pie and turkey ala king to name but a couple.

Rye bread, turkey slices, swiss cheese and some sauerkraut

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

173 You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's turkey kabobs, turkey creole, turkey gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple turkey, lemon turkey, coconut turkey, pepper turkey, turkey soup, turkey stew, turkey salad, turkey and potatoes, turkey burger, turkey sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at November 17, 2018 10:48 PM (HJhxx)

174 Use a thermometer on your turkey, and it won't be dry.

Don't EVER trust the little pop-up thingies.
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:38 PM (rfSXV)

---------------

I made turkeys by cooking them inside of basting bags for years. Always came out moist and great. Cuts down on cook time too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 10:48 PM (ffYR/)

175 The rest goes nicely in sandwiches, using some leftover cranberry sauce in the sandwich.
Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)


I put the leftover turkey with the mashed potato and gravy in one container and reheat it all together later. The turkey turns out fine at the table but the leftovers are way too dry to use in sandwiches.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

176 Jinx, depending on where you are, things (deer) are definitely stirring in the woods.
Bon chance!

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:49 PM (rfSXV)

177 OMG LOVE THE OFFICIAL VEHICLE! First ever shout comment.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:49 PM (T3zWB)

178 Cubed and frozen to be pulled for turkey pot pie and turkey ala king to name but a couple.

Rye bread, turkey slices, swiss cheese and some sauerkraut
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

A man who cooks! Are there any more of you at home?

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:49 PM (dczB+)

179 Turkey a la Khashoggi: cut up, and buried in a diplomat's back yard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:49 PM (fDU8w)

180 i do beer butt turkey, and inject the bird with "Good StuFF" Tm a day or two before... with fatties on the rack right above the bird, it's juicy as hello...

just too much food for two people.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 10:50 PM (Dagiw)

181 95
Don't make me go all jihad on your copyright-infringing ass.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (HJhxx)
---------------------------------
What you talking about, fool?

Posted by: Zombie Sam Cooke at November 17, 2018 10:51 PM (Rxduq)

182 The turkey turns out fine at the table but the leftovers are way too dry to use in sandwiches.

First sign of overcookedness.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 10:51 PM (rfSXV)

183 I made turkeys by cooking them inside of basting bags for years. Always came out moist and great. Cuts down on cook time too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 10:48 PM (ffYR/)

Cousin's wife uses brown kraft paper grocery sacks. Works great; very juicy and tender, never dry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:52 PM (fDU8w)

184 Usually get a turkey breast for us, make some of my favorite sides - big meal is at another house, but I love the T-giving basics and like to have them around the house. Making garlic mashed potatoes for the big meal.

Use the turkey frame to make turkey-rice soup in the slow cooker.

Flying back tomorrow but might be too wiped out to shop before Thurs., so maybe can get some discounted turkey on Friday.

Thanksgiving is one holiday Japan has not at least partially appropriated, so nothing on that. But the Christmas decorations and product packaging can be amazing.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 17, 2018 10:52 PM (pUOYr)

185 Time for the old folk. I am pleasantly stuffed with venison tenderloin and steaks.


Be safe and sleep well, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2018 10:53 PM (lNDMt)

186 Bon chance!
Posted by: MarkY

I'll be hunting the deep forests of Loudoun County Va, deer collision capital of Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 17, 2018 10:53 PM (FTlwv)

187 Cubed and frozen to be pulled for turkey pot pie and turkey ala king to name but a couple.

Rye bread, turkey slices, swiss cheese and some sauerkraut
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

Yes, leftover turkey freezes wonderfully. It can be used all year.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 10:53 PM (Rz2Nc)

188 Hanging on the Telephone is very great as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 10:53 PM (+fTAB)

189 Sure have some finicky eaters here at the HQ

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)

190 So, how is everyone tonight?
I stir-fried a bunch of stuff, hopefully something that will last several days, because my new paycheck really sucks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

191
Be safe and sleep well, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2018 10:53 PM (lNDMt)

....

Gngt gramps. Love your posts.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (T3zWB)

192 Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)

We make a turkey chow mein using leftovers and prefer it to chicken!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (f3oO4)

193 183 I made turkeys by cooking them inside of basting bags for years. Always came out moist and great. Cuts down on cook time too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 10:48 PM (ffYR/)

Cousin's wife uses brown kraft paper grocery sacks. Works great; very juicy and tender, never dry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:52 PM (fDU8w)

Mrs. MH uses the roasting bags, always with good results

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

194 Only the dog will eat the same thing every day.



Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)
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i'd eat beef just about every day, hell, just tri-tip every day, but Herself has this weird idea about having different things in rotation...

because female, apparently.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (Dagiw)

195 Sure have some finicky eaters here at the HQ
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)
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You must be taking about the commies who don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (U5tDi)

196 I got a pedicure today, and it's supposed to be warm on Thursday, so I'm going to wear sandals to the family turkey day.

I love living in the South.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (dczB+)

197 Nina Burleigh


Sounds like the perfect partner for Alexandra Occasionally-Cortex.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2018 10:56 PM (u5LFV)

198 Cousin's wife uses brown kraft paper grocery sacks. Works great; very juicy and tender, never dry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 10:52 PM (fDU8w)

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The bags I used were the plastic ones from Reynolds. Just make sure to cut a couple of 1"slits in it and make sure to leave plenty of space around the bird so the skin won't stick to it. It is also handy because it catches all the grease for gravy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 10:56 PM (ffYR/)

199 1. golden chestnut found hereabouts before:

"and if you were my wife, madam, i'd drink it."

2. i've read that sweden is going cashless and some swedes are implanting banking chips in their fingers to pay for things. and instead of stealing your atm card a crook need only take a finger.

3 just viewed some blondie songs on youtube ("heart of glass") debby harry really was just incredibly beautiful. their pop sound along with the cars anticipated 80's new wave.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2018 10:57 PM (Pg+x7)

200 ... they also say debby harry is incredibly nice.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2018 10:57 PM (Pg+x7)

201 BeckChas, now that just makes my nightto see you. Sorry your paycheck sux. Hope things improve but so glad you seem on a much more positive track.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 10:57 PM (T3zWB)

202 195 Sure have some finicky eaters here at the HQ
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:54 PM (Tyii7)
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You must be taking about the commies who don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (U5tDi)


I guess we now know where you stand on this issue

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

203 Almost every single person I've ever heard of with an AR-15 has been a mass murderer...

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Cool, Nina! Don't worry about me... I'm an AK-47 guy!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (5aX2M)

204 You must be taking about the commies who don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving.


Well, that and not liking stuffing or dressing or whatever the hell it's called. That's damned near my favorite part of the Turkey Day meal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (Tyii7)

205 ... and smart.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (Pg+x7)

206
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (Tyii7)

My favorite part is pumpkin pie.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:59 PM (dczB+)

207 Denis Denis is another good one

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (+fTAB)

208
That is a really nice-looking guitar shop. I kinda want to find it now.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 09:49 PM (t+qrx)







They need to update the sign to include "No Enter Sandman"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (WVIJm)

209 Smaug, you're awesome and thank you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (l9m7l)

210 > Nina Burleigh

She's the one who offered Clinton a blowjob for keeping abortion legal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (vOkuK)

211 All those bags and tricks to cook a turkey... a good meat thermometer, with a probe and timer built in is less than $20.
The breast will always be done before the thighs.
If you cook the breast til the thighs are done, you're overcooked.
Cook the breast to perfection, and the thighs are nasty.
Folks, learn to use aluminum foil, fer goodness sake!
Or learn to disassemble a turkey, then reassemble for presentation.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (rfSXV)

212 They need to update the sign to include "No Enter Sandman"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (WVIJm)


No step on snek

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:01 PM (t+qrx)

213 Smaug, you're awesome and thank you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:00 PM (l9m7l)

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Hey BC. How goes it tonight?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

214 > They need to update the sign to include "No Enter Sandman"

Also "No Smoke on the Water", or is that not a thing any more?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:02 PM (vOkuK)

215 As for "positive track" I can't see that. I'm looking through the alternatives and I can't see one that doesn't end with "Stopped posting around 2018, no one's sure what happened, but hey, THINGS"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:02 PM (l9m7l)

216 My dear, departed Ma wasn't much of a cook so I guess my level of refinement when it comes to food may be a tad lacking. Therefore, take my comments on this with a grain of sea salt.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 11:03 PM (Tyii7)

217
They need to update the sign to include "No Enter Sandman"

Also "No Smoke on the Water", or is that not a thing any more?



FREEBIRD!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

218 A turkey brined for 24 hours and roasted to 165 degrees then wrapped in foil and in a beach towel to rest for 20 minutes is the most tender, juicy, easy to carve bird in the whole world. Just sayin

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2018 11:03 PM (fnWQo)

219 I guess we now know where you stand on this issue
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
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I stand right under the flag of the United States of America, with a turkey leg in my left hand.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:04 PM (U5tDi)

220 BechChas, I like self responisble interesting people. You are going to be fabulous. Love your comments. Such a great family at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (T3zWB)

221 I stand right under the flag of the United States of America, with a turkey leg in my left hand.
Posted by: bluebell

And in your right...?

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (rfSXV)

222 Well, that and not liking stuffing or dressing or whatever the hell it's called. That's damned near my favorite part of the Turkey Day meal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (Tyii7)
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It's the best. And the commies don't know what they're missing

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (U5tDi)

223 Aside from responsible spellin .....

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (T3zWB)

224 And in your right...?
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (rfSXV)
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My right hand is over my heart as I look up at our flag because I'm an American and I eat turkey on Thanksgiving, dagnabit.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (U5tDi)

225 I was thinkin' AR sumpin', sumpin'...

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (rfSXV)

226 That's damned near my favorite part of the Turkey Day meal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 10:58 PM (Tyii7)

'Zackly! Turkey in one pan, dressing in another. Gravy made from turkey drippings for both, once they're on the plate.

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (otL1p)

227 181 95
Don't make me go all jihad on your copyright-infringing ass.
Posted by: Cat Stevens at November 17, 2018 10:26 PM (HJhxx)
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What you talking about, fool?
Posted by: Zombie Sam Cooke at November 17, 2018 10:51 PM (Rxduq)


Hey Mr. Cooke! Big fan here. But I hope that sometime in the last 50-some-odd years since you died, you've put some PANTS on!*

(*Look up how Sam Cooke died. It's not pretty.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)

228 A turkey brined for 24 hours and roasted to 165 degrees then wrapped in foil and in a beach towel to rest for 20 minutes is the most tender, juicy, easy to carve bird in the whole world. Just sayin
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2018 11:03 PM (fnWQo)


Any particular beach towel? All I have is Cookie Monster and the Dukes of Hazzard but I don't know which is traditional for turkey.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

229 I don't like pumpkin pie but it HAS to be there.
Because otherwise ..... communist.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (Rxduq)

230 My right hand is over my heart as I look up at our flag because I*m an American and I eat turkey on Thanksgiving, dagnabit.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (U5tDi)

Preach it sister!!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (fnWQo)

231 225 I was thinkin' AR sumpin', sumpin'...
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (rfSXV)

......

15?

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (T3zWB)

232 I don't like pumpkin pie but it HAS to be there.
Because otherwise ..... communist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (Rxduq)
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Agree and agree, my fellow American.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:09 PM (U5tDi)

233 clutch: true, I believe Debbie Harry was quite the party girl.

Also, true fact: on one of her solo albums from the 1980s, she recorded a song that was written by... not a joke... Chuck Lorre.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:10 PM (miE9U)

234 Any particular beach towel? All I have is Cookie Monster and the Dukes of Hazzard but I don't know which is traditional for turkey.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

Cookie Monster blah blah blah, Dukes of Hazard racist blah blah blah

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 11:10 PM (Rz2Nc)

235 228 LOL Cookie Monster towel would prolly be a good one keeping with food festivity*s
LOL

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2018 11:10 PM (fnWQo)

236 Clem Burke was a much better drummer. And Debbie Harry, well.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-laAHVIfBvQ

Posted by: davo at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (sMLEE)

237 I am trying my best. I appreciate everyone here, you are all the most awesome and inspiring community on the entire planet.

I will be very sorry if I don't live up to your standards, but things are things, and sometimes those things just don't line up with the things already there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)

238 Also re turkey:

I'm not a turkey hater, it's halfway decent tasting and good for you.

But, I sometimes get the impression God only created turkeys so that chickens would have a species to feel intellectually superior to... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (miE9U)

239 ALH,

Turkey has very little flavor beyond the skin. If I want a tasty bird it is roasted chicken or quail.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (tCvhJ)

240 My Sis usually does Thanksgiving dinner but one year she got in a bind so I volunteered to do the turkey. This was back in the day before alcohol got the better of me. I was like freaking Julia Child, without the dress. Three sheets to the wind by the time the bird was done. Couldn't tell ya for the life of me what I did in cooking it but the whole family raved on and on about how well it turned out. We still laugh about it every Thanksgiving. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (Tyii7)

241 224 And in your right...?
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:05 PM (rfSXV)
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My right hand is over my heart as I look up at our flag because I'm an American and I eat turkey on Thanksgiving, dagnabit.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (U5tDi)


Count your silverware if bluebell is visiting you for dinner.

Means, motive an opportunity averted.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

242 Turkey has very little flavor beyond the skin. If I want a tasty bird it is roasted chicken or quail.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (tCvhJ)

You are so right, my friend!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:12 PM (dczB+)

243 I don't like pumpkin pie but it HAS to be there.
Because otherwise ..... communist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (Rxduq)
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Agree and agree, my fellow American.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:09 PM (U5tDi)

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Agreed here too. Pumpkin pie is OK, but it is tradition. Give me a good apple or peach pie instead any day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:12 PM (ffYR/)

244 The first crime? Hazelnut.

Say wut? That like going to Wrongville, turning the wrong way on Wrong Avenue, missing Wrong Street and turning around on Absolutely Wrong Blvd., and winding up at the wrong address.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2018 11:13 PM (Z4rgH)

245 priced a turkey breast the other day... it was only a couple of dollars (+/- $3) than a rib roast...

Beef.

It's whats for Thanksgiving dinner.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 11:13 PM (Dagiw)

246
Agree and agree, my fellow American.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:09 PM (U5tDi)

..

Try making a savory pie with a hard squash and half recommendation of sugar. Mmmmmm

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:13 PM (T3zWB)

247 Agreed here too. Pumpkin pie is OK, but it is tradition. Give me a good apple or peach pie instead any day.
Posted by: Calm Mento

You know what punkin pie is good for?
Breakfast! American breakfast.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:14 PM (rfSXV)

248 There is a drummer?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:14 PM (+fTAB)

249 227---(*Look up how Sam Cooke died. It's not pretty.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)
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Not pretty at all.
What a waste.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:14 PM (Rxduq)

250 I will be very sorry if I don't live up to your standards, but things are things, and sometimes those things just don't line up with the things already there.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)
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We have no standards; you know that! Any day I see you posting is a good day. Always happy to see you here.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:15 PM (U5tDi)

251 CM,
Wife's sweet potato pie with chopped up pecans and the wonderful crust she makes is a national treasure.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:15 PM (tCvhJ)

252 I went to Portillo's Hot Dogs in Buena Park for lunch today.

The food was halfway decent. I got an original Chicago-style hot dog, and a Maxwell Street Polish with the classic mustard and grilled onions on top. Not bad, but oh man that decor. Talk about sensory overload.

Oh, and the location I went to had a whole salad section. I have a hunch they don't get a ton of business. Also, they had something called a "garbage salad." Anyone ever tried one?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:15 PM (miE9U)

253 Turkey has very little flavor beyond the skin. If I want a tasty bird it is roasted chicken or quail.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (tCvhJ)

You are so right, my friend!
Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:12 PM (dczB+)


Guys, smoke dat bird. It's amazing. The whole thing is good, but if that weren't enough, the ¼" under the skin turns to smoky, slightly-chewy turkey jerky.

http://tinyurl.com/yamwowcn

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

254 I nominate Smaug for commentor of the year. Just because he/she seems to like me, for some absurd inexplicable reason. And I like absurd inexplicable stuff; it's the dadaist/surrealist in me.
Now, if only I could get back to painting.....

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (l9m7l)

255 > I don't like pumpkin pie but it HAS to be there.

A turkey sandwich, beer, and a piece of pumpkin pie is my traditional late-night snack before going to bed on Thanksgiving.

Otherwise, yeah, communist.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (vOkuK)

256 You must be taking about the commies who don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 10:55 PM (U5tDi)

I think they might be Yankees fans, too...

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (otL1p)

257 Margarita, yup.

It sounds as if Sam was on a major coke bender and things got out of control really quickly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (miE9U)

258 You know what punkin pie is good for?
Breakfast! American breakfast.
Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:14 PM (rfSXV)

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Blech. Give me any kind of fruit pie for breakfast instead. JMO.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (ffYR/)

259 BeckChas

You know I love you, but don't too often post "woe is me" thingies. I get depression. It happens, it passes.

You are an amazing human, own it.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:17 PM (T3zWB)

260 > Turkey has very little flavor beyond the skin.

Turkey breast, maybe.

The dark meat is where the flavor's at, brah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:17 PM (vOkuK)

261 Pumpkin pie goes great with a fresh cup of coffee.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:17 PM (dczB+)

262 Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dczB+)

I fully sympathize with you.

I can manage to choke down one small slice of breast meat on Thanksgiving for love of country, but as leftovers, the only way I can tolerate it is by dipping it directly in to mayonnaise, which won't help you at all if you don't like mayo, or by making a sandwich of with lots of avocado, lemon pepper and mayo but very little actual turkey meat.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:17 PM (90KoH)

263 Tammy, I recently discovered Kraft's "Homestyle" mayo.

OMG. It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:18 PM (miE9U)

264 The dark meat is where the flavor's at, brah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Preach it brutha!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 17, 2018 11:18 PM (rfSXV)

265 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:17 PM (90KoH)

Thank you! I may just have a vegetable plate at the dinner.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:19 PM (dczB+)

266 Pumpkin pie is an excellent way to eat an entire can of Reddi-wip in one sitting in full view of respectable society without anybody giving you the stink-eye.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:19 PM (t+qrx)

267 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (Rxduq)
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Agree and agree, my fellow American.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:09 PM (U5tD

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Sure, sure... you commies might choke down the turkey and pie for the cameras, but we know the score. You'll hand the codes right over to Swalwell, if you ever get your grubby little mitts on 'em... *looks around all shifty-like*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2018 11:19 PM (5aX2M)

268 I think they might be Yankees fans, too...
Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (otL1p)
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They're one and the same, as we all know.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:19 PM (U5tDi)

269 Wait a minute, what is wrong with pumpkin pie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:20 PM (+fTAB)

270 If you want dark meat, try a goose. The problem with goose is you have to siphon off all the fat while it is cooking. Fat birds those geese. Also duck is tasty and best eaten medium rare.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:20 PM (tCvhJ)

271 Pumpkin pie is an excellent way to eat an entire can of Reddi-wip in one sitting

Yep. I call it "excavating for the pie".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 11:21 PM (Tyii7)

272 Blech. Give me any kind of fruit pie for breakfast instead. JMO.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

I love fruit pies. But I don't get fruit pies at T-giving. Second best is punkin. I likes punkin.
I could inject pecan pie, if it were available in the proper form.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:21 PM (rfSXV)

273 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:16 PM (l9m7l)

I like you very much indeed, as does everyone here.

I think most people just don't know how to respond to you.

We all want you to feel better, and I know many of us hold you in our prayers, but it sounds trite to be saying so all the time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:21 PM (90KoH)

274 ReddiWip is physics done right!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:22 PM (miE9U)

275 269 Wait a minute, what is wrong with pumpkin pie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:20 PM (+fTAB)

.......

Absolutely nothing if sugar recuduced in half.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:22 PM (T3zWB)

276 I*m really hungry now

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2018 11:24 PM (fnWQo)

277 Absolutely nothing if sugar recuduced in half.
Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:22 PM (T3zWB)

Hold on there - Thanksgiving is the one day of the year that we get to consume mass quantities. The more sugar, salt and fat, the better.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:24 PM (dczB+)

278 Back when I lived in San Antonio, I got to hunt on a lease up by Fredricksberg. Bagged a couple tom turkeys on that outing.

Brined both of 'em. One was roasted in the usual way, and it was excellent. More flavor than domestic, less meat on the bone, but just great.

The second one? Took it down the road to a local smokehouse, and had 'em smoke it only "halfway".

Brought it home, put it in the pan with and finished it in the oven. (temperature probe to be sure)

That, my friends, was as close to the Perfect Turkey as ever I've had.

All the wonderful flavors of a smoked turkey, but without the meat under the skin having turned to near-jerky, and the skin itself would surely make the Sammich of the Gods, nestled into the exactly right hoagie roll.

You smoked turkey fans, might wanna give that one a try at your table.

Bon Apetit!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

279 239 ALH,
Turkey has very little flavor beyond the skin. If I want a tasty bird it is roasted chicken or quail.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:11 PM (tCvhJ)


You're not wrong, but things that do not have flavor can be given flavor. Call it the Chinese Tofu Principle.

My brine includes smashed garlic cloves, peppercorn, and plenty of thyme.

Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (Vb4BV)

280 recuduced

Okay, Smaug... may have to talk about bed-time, eh?
Hee

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (rfSXV)

281 Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:19 PM (dczB+)

Oh hell yea.

I am content with all the non-pie carbs.

A plate comprised of mashed potatoes, Eris's smoky chipotle scalloped sweet potatoes, potato salad, yeast rolls, green beans and bacon, wild rice and sausage dressing, deviled eggs and corn suits me just fine.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (90KoH)

282 Thank you, all of you. And yeah, I know I am difficult. It's not a choice, it's just who I happen to be. If I could make it easy I would, but I...
I dunno. I try my best to be normal. Honestly, but I just don't know how it's done.
Anyway, my latest YouTube garbage will be going live sometime tomorrow. It's the usual dreck, but with me trying to create a eulogy for my dead friend.

Wow, do I sound like a jerk. SPOILER ALERT: I am a jerk.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

283 Pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream is a reason to live.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (+fTAB)

284 Yep. Link said they knocked the test subject dogs out and injected their joints under general. The injections burned out the pain receptors for about 5 months, the period it took for nerve receptors to regrow.
Posted by: tumbleweed at November 17, 2018 10:43 PM (otL1p)

Like a chemical ablation. They do this for back pain but with electricity.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

285
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:21 PM (90KoH)

.......

And "you" ..,. that would be why i love, as long time lurker FNG poster, love love love AoSHQ. You are all such loving accepting peeps.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:26 PM (T3zWB)

286 Wait a minute, what is wrong with pumpkin pie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:20 PM (+fTAB)

.......

Absolutely nothing if sugar recuduced in half.
Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:22 PM (T3zWB)

----------------

Arguing about this is like arguing about ketchup on hot dogs. Eat whatever you want however you want. I care not in the least little bit.

Just don't tell me my way is wrong, Commie, etc..... I will return the favor.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:26 PM (ffYR/)

287

FREDERICKSBURG, Texas (AP) - A vintage World War II fighter plane has crashed into the parking lot of an apartment complex in Fredericksburg, Texas, killing the two people on board.

The World War II P-51D Mustang fighter crashed at about 3:15 p.m. Saturday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:26 PM (aKsyK)

288 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

Don't sweat it dude. I for one am glad you've made yourself part of the conversation around here.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

289 My problem with pecan pie is it is too sweet. Makes my teeth cry real tears.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (tCvhJ)

290 Happy birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (90KoH)

291 Chocolate. Pecan. Pie. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

292 Speaking of yummy food, I had pumpkin cheesecake earlier this week. It was sinfully good.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (4lu7W)

293 290 Happy birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (90KoH)

Happy 29th!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

294 You mean there are such things as "good hair days"? I wouldn't know one of it leaped up and bit me on the butt. (Naturally curly baby thin hair. Bad -- really bad-- combination.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (C/Dl3)

295 283 Pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream is a reason to live.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (+fTAB)

Or not

Posted by: Fat Jack at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

296 Happy Birthday Tammy as-Thor! 29 is a wonderful age.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (dczB+)

297
Wow, do I sound like a jerk. SPOILER ALERT: I am a jerk.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7
.....

Really? I doubt it it, but if you are really a troll, well then.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (T3zWB)

298 Just don't tell me my way is wrong, Commie, etc..... I will return the favor.

Uh, I believe that was meant in jest. Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 11:29 PM (Tyii7)

299 McKenzie Milton will be playing, maybe starting, in the NFL shortly.

Posted by: logprof at November 17, 2018 11:29 PM (e7oj4)

300 More stories of glasses that make blind people see? This crap has been popping up over the past 6 years. What's the deal behind this shit?
"...a video camera that shows pictures on a screen, which allows the wearer to see the world around them..."Right. How about sitting them in front of a TV, works the same way. Black cats make better seeing-eye helpers than these wish-caster click-baits.

Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads at November 17, 2018 11:29 PM (MceDl)

301 292 Speaking of yummy food, I had pumpkin cheesecake earlier this week. It was sinfully good.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (4lu7W)

I love cheesecake. I never keep it around because I wouldn't stop eating it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

302 Happy birthday Tammy!!!!

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2018 11:29 PM (4lu7W)

303 Happy Bithday, Tammy!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

304 > You're not wrong, but things that do not have flavor can be given flavor. Call it the Chinese Tofu Principle.

Tofu does have a flavor, and that flavor is "shit".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (vOkuK)

305 Jim,
I bought an electric smoker for a son who went Navy. I inherited the smoker, though I have several.
Only thing we think it's good for is birds, cause at low temps, it doesn't generate enough smoke for pork.
It will make the best smoked turkey or chicken you ever had, though.
Goldilocks type smoke.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (rfSXV)

306
I don't like pumpkin pie but it HAS to be there.

Because otherwise ..... communist.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2018 11:08 PM (Rxduq)


I don't like "pumpkin spice" and I have friends who are allergic to allspice and cinnamon. I made it with marjoram once.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (mUa7G)

307 pumpkin kit Kats are very good

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (PFjNT)

308 Arguing about this is like arguing about ketchup on hot dogs. Eat whatever you want however you want. I care not in the least little bit.

Just don't tell me my way is wrong, Commie, etc..... I will return the favor.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:26 PM (ffYR/)

X2

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc)

309 > Happy birthday to ME!!!!!!!!!!!
> Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Happy birthday!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (vOkuK)

310 Just read a story at Qu... another site that once sometime in the early 1970s, when John Lennon happened to bump into Karen Carpenter on her way out of a restaurant in LA, Lennon told her, "I want you to love, I think you've got a marvelous voice."

Wow, I hope that's true. The story also says that Karen could barely believe what had just happened, when it happened.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (miE9U)

311 Happy birthday, Tammy! May you have many more.

Good night, all.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (U5tDi)

312 Happy birthday, Tammy!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

313 hat should be "I want to tell you love..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (miE9U)

314 Good night, bluebell.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

315 Happy birthday Tammy al Thor! Remember, you are NOT the god of hammers! And Peter Dinklage is cool, but not necessary!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:31 PM (l9m7l)

316 G'nite, bluebell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 17, 2018 11:32 PM (Tyii7)

317 Wow, do I sound like a jerk. SPOILER ALERT: I am a jerk.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (l9m7l)

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No, you most certainly are not. This is a place where you can data dump your concerns to people who will listen and try to help, all day, every day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

318 I'm not a troll. Just for anyone taking IDs and stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:33 PM (l9m7l)

319 Loved the Bohemian Rhapsody parody. It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2018 11:34 PM (0Ntuf)

320 Happy birthday to our Tammy!

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2018 11:34 PM (4HMW8)

321 Is this the real life

Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2018 11:34 PM (0Ntuf)

322 MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:25 PM (rfSXV)

..


What is this bedtime of which you speak?

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:35 PM (T3zWB)

323 So, off to sleep (or whatever I can wrest from it) for me. Thank you to everyone, thank you to the Horde at large.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:35 PM (l9m7l)

324 318 I'm not a troll. Just for anyone taking IDs and stuff.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 17, 2018 11:33 PM (l9m7l)

--Your cats are jerks!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 17, 2018 11:35 PM (e7oj4)

325 319 Loved the Bohemian Rhapsody parody. It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2018 11:34 PM (0Ntuf)


I cracked up at the "prayers and alcohol" part because it reminded me of the Horde.

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2018 11:35 PM (4HMW8)

326 Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2018 11:13 PM (Z4rgH)

To each their own but I can't stand hazelnut anything

And I want to bitch slap people who make flavored coffee with that shit

Posted by: Fat Jack at November 17, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

327 Green bean casserole is probably something not many like, but I love it

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:36 PM (+fTAB)

328 HBD Tammy

Posted by: logprof at November 17, 2018 11:36 PM (e7oj4)

329 BC,

I had to do that 6 months ago. It is difficult indeed. Many tears. I am godfather to his daughter. We have come closer together over the months. She is a daughter as much as my daughter and daughter in laws. Sometimes death brings us closer to those we love. Life is always a challenge to rise above our frailty. You can do it.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:37 PM (tCvhJ)

330
No, you most certainly are not. This is a place where you can data dump your concerns to people who will listen and try to help, all day, every day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

......

Ok DGAF, I am a FNG poster and I deem myself worthy to say that is a glorious Most Hordian First Order Double Cross post.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:38 PM (T3zWB)

331 Best turkey I've ever had was slow-cooked on our grill. Great stuff!

And a temperature probe is essential. Overdone turkey is bleagh.

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2018 11:38 PM (4HMW8)

332 Really perfect post CM. Wow.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:39 PM (T3zWB)

333 Emmie has double-plus good think.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:40 PM (rfSXV)

334 All cats.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:40 PM (+fTAB)

335

A wildlife expert says a rare, two-headed snake found several months ago in Virginia near the nation's capital has died.

The Washington Post reports state herpetologist JD Kleopfer said in a Facebook post this week that the snake had died. He says it passed away peacefully last week for no apparent reason, and was discovered dead one morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:40 PM (aKsyK)

336 To each their own but I can't stand hazelnut anything

And I want to bitch slap people who make flavored coffee with that shit
Posted by: Fat Jack at November 17, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)p


My major issue with hazelnut coffee is that I can't think of anything else that's such a staggering disappointment between the way that it smells and the way it tastes. Brewing hazelnut coffee smells pretty appealing, but there's nothing good about the way it tastes at all. It's like waking up to the smell of frying bacon and sitting down to a bowl of off-brand beige mush with two scoops of bland.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:41 PM (t+qrx)

337 Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

But of course! Several times over, LOL!

Thank you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:41 PM (90KoH)

338 Best Horde on the planet, right here.

Ain't no one gonna prove me wrong.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2018 11:42 PM (QzJWU)

339 I like Nutella.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:42 PM (+fTAB)

340 Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:42 PM (90KoH)

341
My major issue with hazelnut coffee is that I can't think of anything else that's such a staggering disappointment between the way that it smells and the way it tastes.

Pipe tobacco

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:42 PM (aKsyK)

342 He says it passed away peacefully last week for no apparent reason, and was discovered dead one morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Yeah, being a genetic freak with no real reason to live doesn't give a good biologist any clues.

Posted by: MarkY at November 17, 2018 11:43 PM (rfSXV)

343 Really perfect post CM. Wow.
Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:39 PM (T3zWB)

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Thank you (I assume) Sir. It is very helpful that I have seen this to be true many, many times. Anecdotal evidence rules and rocks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:43 PM (ffYR/)

344 If any Denver-area Morons are driving around... watch out! It's super slick tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2018 11:43 PM (5aX2M)

345

Former Vice President Joe Biden has a new four-legged family member.

The Delaware Humane Association said Saturday that Biden and his wife, Jill, have adopted a 10-month-old German shepherd named Major.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

346 338 Best Horde on the planet, right here.

Ain't no one gonna prove me wrong.

........

Amazing comment and posters. Nice. Well done Jim. FNG.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (T3zWB)

347 I saw two scoops of bland open for beige mush at the Aragon Theater in 1963. It was awful.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (tCvhJ)

348 My major issue with hazelnut coffee is that I can't think of anything else that's such a staggering disappointment between the way that it smells and the way it tastes.

One word.
Cunnilingus

Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (rfSXV)

349 Pipe tobacco
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:42 PM (aKsyK)


I do not agree with this sentiment

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (t+qrx)

350 Happy Birthday, Tammy!

And many, MANY more!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

351 You are all such loving accepting peeps.
Posted by: Smaug at N




you know where you are right? or was that sarcasm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB1)

352 The Washington Post reports state herpetologist JD Kleopfer said in a Facebook post this week that the snake had died. He says it passed away peacefully last week for no apparent reason, and was discovered dead one morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2018 11:40 PM (aKsyK)

I have decided not to feel bad about this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 11:46 PM (fDU8w)

353 peach pie instead any day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:12 PM (ffYR/)


Mmmmm. Peach pie. Not offered to me often enough.

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2018 11:46 PM (4HMW8)

354 AOP, did the herpetologist blame Trump for the snake's death?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:47 PM (miE9U)

355 My major issue with hazelnut coffee is that I can't think of anything else that's such a staggering disappointment between the way that it smells and the way it tastes. Brewing hazelnut coffee smells pretty appealing, but there's nothing good about the way it tastes at all. It's like waking up to the smell of frying bacon and sitting down to a bowl of off-brand beige mush with two scoops of bland.
Posted by: hogmartin at N



well, there is flavored bottled water. tastes like someone ate a berry then spit in your bottle so their is just enough of a hint of flavor for you to know that it does not taste like it should.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

356 That is Dr Jill to you

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:48 PM (+fTAB)

357 EM-PEACH PIE FOADDY FI'!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at November 17, 2018 11:48 PM (fDU8w)

358 One word.
Cunnilingus
Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (rfSXV)


I do not agree with this sentiment either

Though at least I can manage to drink a cup of coffee without the coffee getting bored and turning on the TV after a few minutes

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:49 PM (t+qrx)

359 MissTammy!



Happy birthday, again.



were there anyone whose birthday was so remarkable that it should be celebrated on two consecutive days it is you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

360 Hear the latest about Bill Maher?

Now he's pissing on the grave of Stan Lee, and making tons of new fans as a result! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:50 PM (miE9U)

361
Thank you (I assume) Sir. It is very helpful that I have seen this to be true many, many times. Anecdotal evidence rules and rocks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 17, 2018 11:43 PM (ffYR/)

....

Yup, you are one of the reasons AoSHQ rox. Tho
Pyxie's aibilty to terminate trolls allows for constructive comments.

Nice choice in spouses for Ace. Heh. I got a smart hot eastie gal, too.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:50 PM (T3zWB)

362 Haha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:50 PM (+fTAB)

363 348 My major issue with hazelnut coffee is that I can't think of anything else that's such a staggering disappointment between the way that it smells and the way it tastes.

One word.
Cunnilingus
Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (rfSXV)

You owe me a drink

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 17, 2018 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

364 AOP, did the herpetologist blame Trump for the snake's death?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2018 11:47 PM (miE9U)

It came to a fork in the road, and took it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 11:51 PM (fDU8w)

365 why is a hrepes doc studying snakes anyway? have the clintons been ducking snakes? was the snake found in fort marcy park?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:51 PM (MTjB1)

366 Though at least I can manage to drink a cup of coffee without the coffee getting bored and turning on the TV after a few minutes
Posted by: hogmartin

Don't tell me that you've ever had a woman turn on the TV after you've started in on this action!
If so, you're dong it wrong(ly).

Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:51 PM (rfSXV)

367 If I came across a rwo headed snake, or any other critter, I would kill it in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:52 PM (tCvhJ)

368 MarkY, sounds like you know how to make a tasty turkey!

Posted by: Emmie at November 17, 2018 11:53 PM (4HMW8)

369 If so, you're dong it wrong(ly).
Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:51 PM (rfSXV)

Here's the wind-up, and here's the pitch. It's a low floater, right over the plate, folks...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)

370 well, there is flavored bottled water. tastes like someone ate a berry then spit in your bottle so their is just enough of a hint of flavor for you to know that it does not taste like it should.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)


Yeah, not generally a fan of uncanny-valley flavors, where it's just enough that something tastes off about it. The best flavored waters are actually the store brand ones, since they're not trying to impress anybody. Or, y'know, just water.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 11:53 PM (t+qrx)

371 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)

Nonsense, it's still the same day! I was very careful to say the east coast (well, easy coast, but that was unintentional) peeps could wish me happy birthday when it was 1130 ish my time.

Lemme tell ya, I get maximum mileage out of my birthday.

I had a lovely day and wanted to spend a bit of time with you reprobates before I go to sleep.

I need to get sufficient rest tonight. Tomorrow I have to widdle down my crape myrtle tree selection once and for all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:54 PM (90KoH)

372 I was laughing with MW.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:54 PM (+fTAB)

373 If I came across a rwo headed snake, or any other critter, I would kill it in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:52 PM (tCvhJ)

Beware the three-peckered owl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2018 11:54 PM (fDU8w)

374 Oh my COUGS are on a roll!!!!!! Apple cup next week should be so very entertaining.

Posted by: IC at November 17, 2018 11:55 PM (4lu7W)

375 Emmie... and I know how to not make a woman turn the TV on.
kek

Posted by: Paolo at November 17, 2018 11:55 PM (rfSXV)

376
you know where you are right? or was that sarcasm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB1)

......

Pretty sure that AoSPHQ is a very accepting place.

So that.

Posted by: Smaug at November 17, 2018 11:55 PM (T3zWB)

377 I need to get sufficient rest tonight. Tomorrow I have to widdle down my crape myrtle tree selection once and for all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2018 11:54 PM (90KoH)


. . . Um, drink lots of fluids then?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

378 Well, a 3 peckered owl deserves a molotov cocktail.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:57 PM (tCvhJ)

379 > One Way Or Another is great.

Rip Her to Shreds is an underappreciated Blondie tune, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 17, 2018 11:58 PM (vOkuK)

380 There are flavored waters now?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2018 11:58 PM (+fTAB)

381 That music store lounge area freakishly parallels my music area. Leather couches, area rug, guitars on stands, guitar amps, a vintage marshall amp hanging around. No weird shit on the walls though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 17, 2018 11:58 PM (9Om/r)

382 Thanksgiving in the mid-west is weird. Since meat pie made with real meat. No stuffing in the turkey; just a stalk of celery and a chunk of onion in the bird for seasoning. Platters full of weird bread pudding made with onion, celery, and poultry seasoning. I was so disappointed my first Thanksgiving with my husband's family after I got married.

My kids are very well trained. They fight over in-the-bird stuffing while my husband has the out-of-the-bird dressing all to himself.

Actually, my kids fight over everything to do with cooking. Round one was who was going to make the gravy. Me and my oldest son, the only two with actual restaurant cooking experience, were kicked out of the running because we blew the gravy last year. Round two was where was the turkey coming from. I was at dinner with some friends, and my phone chirped every two seconds. One of my friends said I could shut it off. I said "Hell, no!" God alone knows what would have happened without me keeping an eye on things. I know one of them would have come up with the bright idea of stuffing the turkey with kimchee. Round three should start tomorrow or Monday as we decide who brings what. Then Round one of the Christmas dinner will break out in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner. Geez, I love the holidays.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 17, 2018 11:59 PM (C/Dl3)

383 > Don't tell me that you've ever had a woman turn on the TV after you've started in on this action!

Canadian joke:

Why do Canadians always have sex doggy style?

So they can both watch Hockey Night.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2018 12:00 AM (vOkuK)

384 Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

Anything to prepare for the inevitable battle. Thor is going to be very resistant. Poor thing has already planted dozens of trees the last few weeks. But they were deciduous hardwoods and now I have to get my flowering ones ordered.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:02 AM (90KoH)

385 Captain Josepha, put oysters in the dressing, and separate the men from the boys right off the bat.

Posted by: MarkY at November 18, 2018 12:02 AM (rfSXV)

386
you know where you are right? or was that sarcasm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 17, 2018 11:45 PM (MTjB

...


You should come to my horrible fam dins.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:02 AM (T3zWB)

387 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 17, 2018 11:59 PM (C/Dl3)

Stuffing it with kimchee can only improve it, Madame!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:04 AM (90KoH)

388 sure that AoSPHQ is a very accepting place.

So that.
Posted by: Smaug at N



you can speak for yourself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

389 > And I want to bitch slap people who make flavored coffee with that shit

Flavored coffee is an abomination unto the Lord.

It's right up there with "light dry ice lime beer".

If you don't like the taste of coffee or beer, you should probably just drink something else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 18, 2018 12:04 AM (vOkuK)

390 Beef flavored coffee

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2018 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

391 you can speak for yourself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

-----------

I happen to speak for him too. YMMV.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 12:06 AM (ffYR/)

392 Nonsense, it's still the same day! I was very careful to say the east coast (well, easy coast, but that was unintentional) peeps could wish me happy birthday when it was 1130 ish my time.

Lemme tell ya, I get maximum mileage out of my birthday.

I had a lovely day and wanted to spend a bit of time with you reprobates before I go to sleep.

I need to get sufficient rest tonight. Tomorrow I have to widdle down my crape myrtle tree selection once and for all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at N



going to stand by my statement.

happy birthday again!

have fun with trees

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)

393 my kids fight over everything to do with cooking. Round one was who was going to make the gravy. Me and my oldest son, the only two with actual restaurant cooking experience, were kicked out of the running because we blew the gravy last year. Round two was where was the turkey coming from. I was at dinner with some friends, and my phone chirped every two seconds. One of my friends said I could shut it off. I said "Hell, no!" God alone knows what would have happened without me keeping an eye on things. I know one of them would have come up with the bright idea of stuffing the turkey with kimchee. Round three should start tomorrow or Monday as we decide who brings what. Then Round one of the Christmas dinner will break out in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner. Geez, I love the holidays.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at N




how do you blow the gravy? it would be easier to literally blow the gravy than figuratively.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)

394 I speak for everyman, unless he specifically, and in writing, tells the world I don't... and even then I speak for his id.

Posted by: MarkY at November 18, 2018 12:08 AM (rfSXV)

395 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:07 AM (MTjB1)

Thank you very much!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:08 AM (90KoH)

396 19 Nah, bro, I saw Kingsman. They just detonate it.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 18, 2018 12:08 AM (knKQ1)

397
you can speak for yourself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

..."


What be your exclusionaries?

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:09 AM (T3zWB)

398 I happen to speak for him too. YMMV.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at N



well, first it was a joke and second, well, you know how second goes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

399 What be your exclusionaries?
Posted by: Smaug at N




well, really I don't have any but there s a long and distinguished history of people being run out of the horde.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

400 On a Saturday Night:

https://youtu.be/CmvP1hdYKNs

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 18, 2018 12:11 AM (0bu2O)

401 You should come to my horrible fam dins.
Posted by: Smaug at N



is that a threat?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)

402
I happen to speak for him too. YMMV.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 12:06 AM (ffYR/)

...

Thanks CM, love the Horde.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:11 AM (T3zWB)

403 385 -- The XO and the kids and spouses were all born and raised in Nebraska. The mere sight of a real oyster sends them running.

The XO bragged about eating his aunt's oyster stew after midnight mass every Christmas Eve. What she did was simmer about a gallon of milk, add the oysters for about five seconds, fish them out, throw them away, and add a bunch of butter. He now gets clam chowder a gal from Maine taught me to make.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 18, 2018 12:12 AM (C/Dl3)

404 . . . Um, drink lots of fluids then?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)


*looks around*

...I thought this was funny.

*shrug*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 12:13 AM (t+qrx)

405
is that a threat?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1

......


More like a horror movie where you know you will survive,

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:14 AM (T3zWB)

406 More like a horror movie where you know you will survive,
Posted by: Smaug at N




snort

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)

407 Kimchi is best as a side dish, just sayin'.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2018 12:15 AM (mUa7G)

408 well, first it was a joke and second, well, you know how second goes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

-----------

Not too concerned how second goes. As to the first being a joke? That is the fallback position of almost everyone, ever, who fucked up and admitted their true opinion.

Ya might wanna designates jokes with some kind of identifier, like an /s or something.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 12:15 AM (ffYR/)

409 Who is the XO?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 18, 2018 12:16 AM (+fTAB)

410 Not too concerned how second goes. As to the first being a joke? That is the fallback position of almost everyone, ever, who fucked up and admitted their true opinion.

Ya might wanna designates jokes with some kind of identifier, like an /s or something.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at N




yeah well, maybe you should have some sort of hq identifier like a flashing light so I know when I have to program for the lowest common denominator and use sarc tags.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)

411 Who is the XO?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 18, 2018 12:16 AM (+fTAB)


The Captain's mate, I'd imagine.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 12:17 AM (t+qrx)

412 Test

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2018 12:18 AM (jZQUe)

413 Goodnight, beloved Horde!

Hopefully I can finish packing tomorrow without having to skip church. Tomorrow night, we sleep in Albuquerque!

Come to think of it, don't we have a Horde member in Albuquerque? Maybe that person would be available to have breakfast with us on Monday.

Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2018 12:18 AM (4HMW8)

414
well, first it was a joke and second, well, you know how second goes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:09 AM (MTjB


.......

Ok that shit was funny.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:18 AM (T3zWB)

415 Night, Emmie! I think Baldilocks was in Albq and possibly Deety?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:20 AM (90KoH)

416 yeah well, maybe you should have some sort of hq identifier like a flashing light so I know when I have to program for the lowest common denominator and use sarc tags.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)

------------

Well, sure. It is my responsibility to tag your posts. How Conservative of you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 12:20 AM (ffYR/)

417 priced a turkey breast the other day... it was only a couple of dollars (+/- $3) than a rib roast...
Beef.
It's whats for Thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2018 11:13

Snagged a rib roast today for only 7.99/lb. As we are away for both holidays it's going in the freezer for our NYE dinner. Great time to buy some good cheap, primo meat.

Posted by: Farmer at November 18, 2018 12:21 AM (yJ1e6)

418 409 -- The Executive Officer, the second-in-command. There's room for only one captain on my boat. The XO is also responsible for seeing that the captain's orders are carried out to the letter.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 18, 2018 12:21 AM (C/Dl3)

419 415 Night, Emmie! I think Baldilocks was in Albq and possibly Deety?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:20 AM (90KoH)


Now that's a blast from the past!

Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2018 12:21 AM (4HMW8)

420 Thor's favorite soup ever is clam chowder and God knows I have attempted to make it, but I just can't even with that sea cartilage. Jaysus.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:22 AM (90KoH)

421 Well, sure. It is my responsibility to tag your posts. How Conservative of you.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at N



no, reread that in english. it is your responsibility to let everyone know you are here and need trigger warnings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

422 Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2018 12:21 AM (4HMW

I know! Haven't seen Deety in forever but I think Baldi has been spotted within the last few weeks, albeit not by me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:23 AM (90KoH)

423 Engrish?

Posted by: mama at November 18, 2018 12:24 AM (SzQWn)

424 My Mom was a Chi O.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 18, 2018 12:24 AM (+fTAB)

425 Before I forget, thank you, Mis Hum for an awesome ONT! That first pic is so pretty; I love nice trim on houses.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:25 AM (90KoH)

426 no, reread that in english. it is your responsibility to let everyone know you are here and need trigger warnings.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

---------

Bye. Have a night, and please live in interesting times.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 12:26 AM (ffYR/)

427 I love nice trim on houses.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at N




not conventional but would try to work with it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)

428 It is a good thing for the people of Florida that Brenda Snipes dosen`t work at the bank...Talk about getting robbed by a mixture of pure incompetence and total corruption!!!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 18, 2018 12:26 AM (yhf6w)

429 Bye. Have a night, and please live in interesting times.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at N



right back at you! good luck!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

430 Love you all. Even drooling trolly trolls.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:27 AM (T3zWB)

431 Night all. I have a small black and white cat throwing an almighty tantrum because my Kindle Fire is sitting exactly where he wants to lie.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 18, 2018 12:28 AM (C/Dl3)

432 not conventional but would try to work with it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)

The quirkiness is very appealing to me. Who would'n't want a doorknob on their shutters?

I could live without the doubledecker fencing, but ya gotta hand it to people who live outside the box.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:31 AM (90KoH)

433 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 18, 2018 12:28 AM (C/Dl3)

My Tater-cat just lays right down on my keyboard.

Good night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:33 AM (90KoH)

434 431 Night all. I have a small black and white cat throwing an almighty tantrum because my Kindle Fire is sitting exactly where he wants to lie.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at November 18, 2018 12:28 AM (C/Dl3)

........
Dragon wife has one of those kittehs.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:33 AM (T3zWB)

435 "last week I killed that politician... and then last Monday I killed our bishop, the one in the news"

good evening morons!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:35 AM (K/YDc)

436 pretty sure Baldi lurks. so be good.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:36 AM (K/YDc)

437 Hey Zim! I forgot to wish you a happy birthday the other night, so I am wishing you one tonight. I hope it was enjoyable!

How are you feeling these days? Your innards healing up?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:37 AM (90KoH)

438 All y'all who haven't yet need to buy Baldi's book, too.

And BtH's.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:38 AM (90KoH)

439 Dice Dice baby- that is why we discerning hoboes take the bus.

tonight I didn't lose my pass!!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:39 AM (K/YDc)

440 Love the aos comments. After 3 glasses of malbec ready to snuggle up with the missus. Goodnight horde and prayers for the sad, lonely, and ailing.

We are all a fleeting moment of sunlight. Be grateful for your moment in the sunlight.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 18, 2018 12:40 AM (tCvhJ)

441 (((Tammy))) tell them to review the book, they already bought it :^)

My pooper is doing better thank you!

how you!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:41 AM (K/YDc)

442 and happy birthday to you too

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:41 AM (K/YDc)

443 Good night, colfax mingo.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 12:43 AM (t+qrx)

444 Excalibur is a.....well, a fucking awesome movie. In fact I need to get disc out and enjoy. Ahhh......

Posted by: enzo at November 18, 2018 12:43 AM (AY0BI)

445 You are all pretty amazing. So pooper or non. Love ya'all.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:44 AM (T3zWB)

446 Ha, I haven't reviewed your books myself! I know it's really, really helpful as far as getting Amazon to promote it, and I do apologize, but I don't like having my other reviews viewable. Do they still do that?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:47 AM (90KoH)

447 Heh! Watching Live P.D. They are in Rhode Island. Some lady cop is talking and she sounds just like Lois Griffin. It's hilarious!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2018 12:47 AM (HCqAo)

448 You did notice this was the LTFU edition?

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:47 AM (T3zWB)

449 we were looking for a turkey earlier. right next to the humanely raised turkeys were thoughtfully raised turkeys. not sure that is as good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

450 your books myself! I know it's really, really helpful as far as getting Amazon to promote it, and I do apologize, but I don't like having my other reviews viewable. Do they still do that?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at N




you more concerned they will be able to view the reviews you wrote or the books you reviewed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

451 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 18, 2018 12:41 AM (K/YDc)

I am glad thy pooper is prospering! (As opposed to thy pear Popering)

I am fine, thank you!

And with that I think I shall hie me off to bed.

Good night everyone!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:49 AM (90KoH)

452 night MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

453 Oh wow.

Story at Fox News that Billy Idol was recently sworn in as a US Citizen, and that he was holding a small US flag as he did so.

https://tinyurl.com/ydas5gyz

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2018 12:52 AM (miE9U)

454 we also, unintentionally, got a turkey with a pop up timer. would be nice if those things really work.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:52 AM (MTjB1)

455 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

Ha, the books wouldn't bother me much, God knows I have read some dreck and drivel, it's just the idea that my purchase history in general is out there, I guess.

Good night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 18, 2018 12:52 AM (90KoH)

456 And, out, my glorious
Horde.

Posted by: Smaug at November 18, 2018 12:52 AM (T3zWB)

457 Oh wow.

Story at Fox News that Billy Idol was recently sworn in as a US Citizen, and that he was holding a small US flag as he did so.

https://tinyurl.com/ydas5gyz
Posted by: qdpsteve at N




you would think stars and bars or gadsen flag would be more appropriate for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

458 Good night, Tammy.

Eh, probably going to drift off as well. 'night.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 12:53 AM (t+qrx)

459 666?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 01:09 AM (Dagiw)

460 you would think stars and bars or gadsen flag would be more appropriate for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)

---
naw...

become a citizen THEN begin protesting....

*that's* the ticket

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 01:11 AM (Dagiw)

461 Canned corned beef is better than turkey

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at November 18, 2018 01:16 AM (vV9D7)

462 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2018 01:17 AM (miE9U)

463 Ha - on the Billy Idol with flag thing. I know this one. They give you a small flag at the ceremony. Several people during the one I was at had the flag in hand.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 18, 2018 01:18 AM (3PEzM)

464 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 18, 2018 01:18 AM (ffYR/)

465 Nina Burleigh can blow Bill Clinton for all I care, oh wait !

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at November 18, 2018 01:21 AM (vV9D7)

466 Oh wow.



Story at Fox News that Billy Idol was recently sworn in as a US Citizen, and that he was holding a small US flag as he did so.



https://tinyurl.com/ydas5gyz

Posted by: qdpsteve at N






You would think he would have been a citizen for years since he's been here so long.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2018 01:27 AM (9Om/r)

467 naw...

become a citizen THEN begin protesting....

*that's* the ticket
Posted by: redc1c4 at N




was thinking of the rebel angle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 01:33 AM (MTjB1)

468 Fellow Hordelings, just showing up to wish you all a good night, and Happy Birthday, Tammy! Many more to you -- or at least, as many as you'd like!

Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 18, 2018 01:37 AM (MqzWH)

469

Channing Dungey, the ABC Entertainment president who made the bold decision to yank Roseanne after its star made a racist tweet, has resigned her post.

Dungey became the first black American president of a major broadcast TV network when took she over the top post in 2016. She was widely praised for canceling Roseanne and for figuring out a way to salvage the production by launching The Conners without Barr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2018 01:37 AM (aKsyK)

470 469

Channing Dungey, the ABC Entertainment president who made the bold decision to yank Roseanne after its star made a racist tweet, has resigned her post.

Dungey became the first black American president of a major broadcast TV network when took she over the top post in 2016. She was widely praised for canceling Roseanne and for figuring out a way to salvage the production by launching The Conners without Barr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2018 01:37 AM (aKsyK



Fired Roseanne for making the mistake almost everyone else does. Thinking that Jarrett was an Iranian and not black.

Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2018 01:46 AM (cAnNx)

471 WTF?

this is one slow ass Fryday night ONT...

not that those have never happened.

Washington State Cougars are bringing the damn-damn on Univ of AZ...

what a shame.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 01:57 AM (Dagiw)

472 was thinking of the rebel angle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 01:33 AM (MTjB1)

---
no.

really?

kinda hard to rebel against what you aren't even part of...

but i get it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:00 AM (Dagiw)

473 2 am and not even to 500 yet. It's like people are doing something else.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 02:01 AM (NMAzL)

474 Ronald Reagan is confiscating 5 tons of gold from SanFran. lol.

Death Valley Days.

Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2018 02:02 AM (SzQWn)

475 I'm still nominally here, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 02:03 AM (t+qrx)

476
2 am and not even to 500 yet. It's like people are doing something else.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 02:01 AM (NMAzL)

---
you wore the pear down to a core already?

why am i NOT surprised?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:06 AM (Dagiw)

477 this is one slow ass Fryday night ONT...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 01:57 AM (Dagiw)


You should've seen it on Friday.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 02:07 AM (t+qrx)

478 Well, I finally got all the duct tape residue off the mantel. Seems Dad used duct tape to hang stockings. Goo Gone works.

Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2018 02:10 AM (SzQWn)

479 like people are doing something else.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N




or someone else

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 02:10 AM (MTjB1)

480 Maybe someday before I die.

Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2018 02:12 AM (SzQWn)

481 You should've seen it on Friday.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 02:07 AM (t+qrx)

---
naw.

i'm talking about "Fryday"....

#cheers!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:14 AM (Dagiw)

482 you wore the pear down to a core already?

why am i NOT surprised?


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:06 AM (Dagiw)

I can't be doing that. He's got to last a long time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 02:16 AM (NMAzL)

483 yeah well, maybe you should have some sort of hq identifier like a flashing light so I know when I have to program for the lowest common denominator and use sarc tags.

[flash]Flash has been deprecated in HTML for over 20 years [/flash]

Not even Pixy supports it any more

Posted by: Fox2! at November 18, 2018 02:25 AM (MwFQu)

484 My problem with pecan pie is it is too sweet. Makes my teeth cry real tears.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 17, 2018 11:28 PM (tCvhJ)


I do not understand any of these words, in any order.

My Mom's pecan pie used the recipe on the bottle of Kayro dark corn syrup. It was a no-fail recipe because the end result was always pecan pie.

Oh, and it's peh-CON not PEE-can pie.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2018 02:26 AM (Y8PSl)

485 Oh, and it's peh-CON

Posted by: RickZ at N

you are correct sir.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 02:28 AM (MTjB1)

486 I can't be doing that. He's got to last a long time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 02:16 AM (NMAzL)

---
what?

is there a time delay in the pre-nup or his divorce?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:55 AM (Dagiw)

487 *face palms and then bangs face into keyboard*

Netflix version of She-Ra. Just from the trailer the character designs are so generic lets rip off anime it's not funny and is in fact insulting. Then trying to listen to the dialog - lots of snark and that's it.

But wait it gets worse! She-Ra is actually gay and has the hots for her former Horde friend Ketra who is a cat-girl that looks like a cross between Tigra and Meruru. I am very afraid to see if anyone has mentioned that we got cross-species/bestial gayness in this pairing.

As for the argument that adults/males should not be criticizing She-Ra because they are not the target audience... tell that to the Bronies.

I seriously need more brain bleach.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 18, 2018 03:01 AM (d+6Pw)

488 I'd just throw this out there, to be revisited on The Food Thread. Everybody has Turkey Day food dishes/rituals. But I'm also interested in the post-Turkey Day Food dishes/rituals. The food doesn't necessarily have to include turkey. For example, when I would visit my Aunt's house in WV (where the family travelled for the day(s); I flew), on the day after my Aunt and I would would take the leftover ham (we always had a crowd so we had ham AND turkey, just because) and make ham salad. It was a way for me and her to just be the two of us, picking through the ham (twice!), taking out the fat and the gristle while chitchatting. Of course, the end result was always worth it because homemade ham salad.

I have a friend who's Friday dinner is always Turkey Tetrazzini with mushrooms. It's the first of their leftover meals, with the rest of the meat and the dead body going into the freezer. The dead body ends up being a soup base sometime in the future.

Were I doing Turkey Day today (I live alone and the work to create a classic meal for one is ridiculous so steak, or a nice thick pork chop, is my Turkey Day meal), I would work on my crust recipe and use some of the turkey to make pot pies.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2018 03:07 AM (Y8PSl)

489 is there a time delay in the pre-nup or his divorce?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 02:55 AM (Dagiw)

Of course not - I'm referring to The Duration.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 03:09 AM (NMAzL)

490 This should wake up the Morons...

https://youtu.be/E8Us8rm3PRQ

I am going to bed however.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 18, 2018 03:13 AM (d+6Pw)

491
Rickz,

After turkey sandwiches have run their course, I like to pick the carcass, put the bits in a pot with a bottle of BBQ sauce, and simmer until it becomes mash. Turkey BBQ for sammiches or over rice is delish!

Posted by: The Thumbs of Opposition at November 18, 2018 03:15 AM (O74hG)

492 I like to pick the carcass, put the bits in a pot with a bottle of BBQ sauce, and simmer until it becomes mash. Turkey BBQ for sammiches

Posted by: The Thumbs of Opposition at November 18, 2018 03:15 AM (O74hG)


Now see, bbq turkey sammiches is what I'm talking about. That's something I never thought to do but I would definitely do it now since you put that thought in my brain. I wouldn't mind even something like turkey burritos with a nice mole-ay sauce, some pepper jack cheese and choice of fillings (shredded lettuce, onions, sour cream, etc.)

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2018 03:22 AM (Y8PSl)

493 BBQ turkey sounds awesome.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 03:25 AM (NMAzL)

494 490 Anna Puma (HQCaR)

I felt a disturbance in the force. Thanks Anna Puma.

Now I got to think of getting my peeps to a nearby show of The Empire Strips Back and my cover story for my wife.


Uh, you never liked Star Wars, but I do, and it's cultural.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2018 03:42 AM (hyuyC)

495 Back to bed.

Miley, pace yourself, please. And I am so happy you are doing so well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2018 03:43 AM (hyuyC)

496 What the hell?
500 posts or so and nearly 4am eastern?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2018 03:44 AM (8iiMU)

497 you know my favorite holiday of the year is Thanksgiving, everything that the Christmas day celebration has, save for the whole birth of the Savior thing, without all of the stress of shopping that leads up to the big event.



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 18, 2018 03:44 AM (MTjB1)

498 But then, I'm just harvesting a gas cloud in EVE and listening/watching MiracleofSound videos.
https://youtu.be/w-CoE46ZsD0

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2018 03:46 AM (8iiMU)

499 500!

Posted by: m at November 18, 2018 03:47 AM (Kj9vA)

500 500.

Posted by: m at November 18, 2018 03:47 AM (Kj9vA)

501 My task here is done.

Posted by: m at November 18, 2018 03:48 AM (Kj9vA)

502 But then, I'm just harvesting a gas cloud in EVE
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2018 03:46 AM (8iiMU)


I haven't had an active account since Goonswarm disbanded sometime after the Delve War. Whenever someone drops that they're mining or conducting a campaign or ratting or running a factory I always hear it with the same muted awe that I'd have if someone offhandedly mentioned that they were carving a full-sized replica of Mount Rushmore out of their own teeth in their spare time on weekends. Y'know. No biggie. Gotta have a hobby.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 03:52 AM (t+qrx)

503 ¡Here I am!

https://tinyurl.com/yad6z3x9

Posted by: Zorro The Gay Blade! at November 18, 2018 03:58 AM (Mio7g)

504 Thank you, Salty - I will!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 03:59 AM (NMAzL)

505 Good night, all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 18, 2018 04:00 AM (NMAzL)

506 I haven't had an active account since Goonswarm
disbanded sometime after the Delve War.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 18, 2018 03:52 AM (t+qrx)

Goons are still around.Right now they live in, ummm, Delve. They got booted over a year ago from Deklein and Branch. Whenever "World War Bee" was.
I have a little corporation in Placid, quietly making ammo for the savages that come out on weekends to shoot stuff. We lived for a while in Providence and Perrigen Falls, but, there are always changes.
Lots of changes in the last couple years. Players can build their own stations and place (and destroy) them just about anywhere. Moon materials are produced via mining now, even in 0.5 space. Player jump gates just came out Tuesday, apparently.
Always changes.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2018 04:00 AM (8iiMU)

507 Kind of up, trying to decide. Lay here 2 hours again or just get up

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 04:12 AM (6VrXf)

508 Kind of up, trying to decide. Lay here 2 hours again or just get up

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 04:12 AM (6VrXf)


Get laid for two hours, then get up.

Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2018 04:20 AM (Y8PSl)

509 earlier somebody asked for ideas for a birthday gift for a 15/16 year old. if you're still around, how about one of these:

- a swiss army knife

- a year (12?) of movie passes

- a car

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 18, 2018 04:30 AM (Pg+x7)

510 Morning Horde.

Posted by: Golfman at November 18, 2018 04:32 AM (If3tB)

511 Somebody was talking about Deborah Harry upthread. Now I have a terrible EarWorm. It is echoing in my head. That one song. You know... the coda, she goes "oooohha-awah"

Aaargh. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2018 04:37 AM (WOjjq)

512 511: tater:

for a refreshing tonic check out blondie's "heart of glass" video on youtube. clarifies many things.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 18, 2018 04:40 AM (Pg+x7)

513 Hour down and still not up.
But can't imagine looking at Heart of Glass 1 more time could possibly clear up anythjng.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 04:43 AM (6VrXf)

514 Cubed and frozen to be pulled for turkey pot pie and turkey ala king to name but a couple.

Rye bread, turkey slices, swiss cheese and some sauerkraut
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 17, 2018 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

----

*Stares intently, like Adolph Hitler when he's talking about the Treaty of Versailles*

Posted by: The Dog at November 18, 2018 04:45 AM (ZwF/t)

515 Yeah, I found it. Hadn't seen that video in years. She sure was a hottie.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2018 04:45 AM (WOjjq)

516 americanthinker - substitute_teacher gets the boot after thanking kids for saying pledge of allegiance
https://tinyurl.com/yad8ntjl
There are rules in a Leftist seminary to follow

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 04:52 AM (6VrXf)

517 The Broward county Snipe says they've um misplaced 2,000 ballots. Well sure.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 18, 2018 04:59 AM (4Dp8U)

518 Dang, Horde folk still on EVE. I wandered off due to lack of time when dad's troubles started...poked back in on occasion, but I've realized it was always more interesting to just follow the nullsec goings-on than to actually, y'know, PLAY the game. Oh well.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 18, 2018 05:04 AM (lLeln)

519 americanthinker - suicide at the university of texas reveals dark side of #metoo movement
https://tinyurl.com/y8ly92ku
Leftism kills another victim

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:05 AM (6VrXf)

520 Time to make the coffee

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:05 AM (6VrXf)

521 Talked me into it.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2018 05:10 AM (WOjjq)

522 it's also a really good song, great lyrics with a heart of cool attitude. blondie was criticized for betraying punk and going disco, but they really were anticipating the "new wave" sound of the 80's (along with the cars).

... and she's just too, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 18, 2018 05:14 AM (Pg+x7)

523
Quality orphans for sale. Reasonable rates. No legal obstacles. Quick settlements. Find the orphan of your dreams; all genotypes available. Guaranteed drug free.

Call now. Operators are standing bye.
Build the family of your dreams. Start today.

Posted by: Orphans R US WorldWide at November 18, 2018 05:20 AM (hrcfq)

524 I saw Pooper Anon open for Whyzdom at the Rex Club in '14.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2018 05:21 AM (rnAwa)

525 dailytimewaster - a great tool for coming ice-age
https://tinyurl.com/ycska7xe

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:23 AM (6VrXf)

526
Be a Rescue Family. Adopt a third-world starving refugee today. Adoption centers world wide online 24/7. Select the refugee that will best enhance your social virtue. Be the first in your community to rescue a poor starving child who only wants to live a better life in the United States.

Impress your friends with your virtue. Demand a larger paycheck from your employer because your family has grown larger. You have responsibilities now. Be a parent to a deserving orphan.

Posted by: Orphans R US WorldWide at November 18, 2018 05:26 AM (hrcfq)

527 Deborah Harry is *still* a "One"...

with a bullet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 18, 2018 05:38 AM (Dagiw)

528 Coffee and oatmeal are done

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:39 AM (6VrXf)

529 As is this thread

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:49 AM (6VrXf)

530
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2018 05:53 AM (KCxzN)

531

https://tvskybox.com
7500 iptv channels only 5 euro/usd
/europe/usa/asia/arabic/latino/russian channels....

Posted by: davide at November 18, 2018 05:53 AM (uUgTO)

532 And, it's raining in ETEX. Obviously. Because I'm off to work. Be safe out there!

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2018 05:54 AM (zLDYs)

533 EMT is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2018 05:59 AM (8ikIW)

534 519 americanthinker - suicide at the university of texas reveals dark side of #metoo movement
https://tinyurl.com/y8ly92ku
Leftism kills another victim
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2018 05:05 AM (6VrXf)

That's all horrific and well worth reading.

Posted by: m at November 18, 2018 06:09 AM (vcxAT)

535 The sight of the American Flag is enough to keep Liberals away so they wont come to your door and ask you to sign some dumb petetion to make AGE OF AQUARIUS as our new National Athme

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 18, 2018 12:52 PM (FLiOE)

536 Test

Posted by: four seasons at November 19, 2018 01:02 AM (j4sAj)

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