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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/13/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

As an atheist, I have argued that if religion is erased, something must be put in its place. Belief systems are intrinsic to human intelligence and survival. They “frame” the flux of primary experience, which would otherwise flood the mind. Camille Paglia


Quote II

When someone above the age of young adulthood says that he is searching for himself, it is almost always because he has been behaving badly or has had reversals in life. No one goes off in search of himself whose life is satisfactory. Theodore Dalrymple


Quote III

By picking up the credentials of CNN’s Jim Acosta and booting him out of the White House, Trump has set a good precedent.

Freedom of the press does not mean guaranteed immunity of the press from the same kind of abuse the press directs at the president.Patrick J. Buchanan

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The ONT Word of The Day................

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Is it paranoia if they are out to get you?

A journalist who has testified twice before the Mueller grand jury said Monday that he expects to be charged in the coming days in the special counsel’s investigation.

“I fully anticipate that in the next few days I will be indicted by Mueller for some form or another for giving false information the special counsel or the grand jury,” Jerome Corsi, a former reporter with Infowars, announced on his daily web show.

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So we have heard that Congress-woman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford an apartment in Washington, D.C until she earns a paycheck or two after being 'inaugurated' in January.


If she had any brains she would have hung around with Maxine Waters and her daughter.

The daughter of Rep. Maxine Waters (D., Calif.) will collect more than $200,000 from her mother's campaign after its debts are paid off for leading a lucrative slate mailer operation, Federal Election Commission filings show.

Karen Waters has pulled in hefty payments from the campaign to run a slate mailer operation after the FEC issued an advisory opinion in October 2004 allowing Waters to run the operation from the Citizens for Waters, her mother's campaign committee. Prior to 2006, Karen ran the arrangement through LA Vote, a state committee in California.


Give her some time and Ocasio-Cortez will probably become another self-made millionaire. Or is she really that stupid?

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Not Russian collusion. Just another day in Russia.


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There is a lot of money in the non-profit business. Especially when the poor will always be among you.

Among the hidden hot takes on last week’s election is San Francisco’s Proposition C, whose passage by 60% will reverberate through the region and the country as a whole.

Proposition C was put together by the city’s non-profits working with the homeless who hope to tax companies making over $50 million to come up with $250 to $300 million a year. They promised that the revenue, which would double their budgets, will be used to house the hardcore street dwellers.

These zombified sidewalk dwellers have made national headlines in the past several years. As everyone knows by now, they defecate on public walkways and shoot up in plain view of toddlers hurrying to preschools. They are not required to exchange their plastic syringes, so much of their contaminated plastic refuse floats away into the Pacific, where, I imagine, it gets stuck in the noses of hapless turtles.


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I guess this comes as no surprise from the state which gave us Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Angus King and Jessica Fletcher. Computer algorithm to decide congressional election.

The election drew to a close last week in most places but not in fishing villages, potato farms and vast tracts of wilderness that comprise Maine’s 2nd Congressional District.

The four-way political battle won’t conclude until a computer algorithm has the final say this week on whether Republican Rep. Bruce Poliquin wins re-election or is ousted by Democratic state lawmaker Jared Golden.

It is one of 13 undecided House seats.

The new way of voting in which all candidates are ranked on a ballot made its national debut in U.S. House and Senate races in Maine.

Under the system, a candidate wins with a majority of first-place votes. If there’s no majority, the last-place candidate’s second-place votes are reallocated to remaining candidates. The computerized process can be repeated until there’s a winner.


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So what has been happening in Wisconsin, a look at the Manitowoc Minute.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



Falling into the category of: Boy was that a bad mistake.
November 13, 1949, Born on this day, Terry Reid, UK singer, member of Peter Jay's Jaywalkers. Reid turned down the job as lead singer with Led Zeppelin.


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November 13, 1990, Patricia Boughton filed a lawsuit against Rod Stewart claiming that a football he kicked into the crowd during a concert at Pine Knob Music Theatre had ruptured a tendon in her middle finger. And as a result the injury had made sex between her and her husband difficult.


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Julian Assange's world is really f*cked up.

Julian Assange’s sanctuary in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London has been transformed into a little shop of horrors. He has been largely cut off from communicating with the outside world for the last seven months. His Ecuadorian citizenship, granted to him as an asylum seeker, is in the process of being revoked. His health is failing. He is being denied medical care. His efforts for legal redress have been crippled by the gag rules, including Ecuadorian orders that he cannot make public his conditions inside the embassy in fighting revocation of his Ecuadorian citizenship


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That will show them. Civil disobedience. UK Style.

Climate change protesters plan day of civil disobedience

Demonstrators have blockaded the UK energy department in London over what they call the climate change crisis.

At least one person has been arrested, the Met Police confirmed.

The UK is seen as a leader in policies to reduce greenhouse gases and ministers will soon be considering tougher targets.

But the protesters say research suggests the chance of keeping global temperature rise under a 2C danger threshold is just one in 20.

The demonstrators blocked entry to the offices by lying chained together on the pavement, while some glued themselves to the doors of the department building.

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Will this be played in basement's everywhere or at the kids table? Monopoly for Millennials.

Just in time for the holidays, Hasbro has released "Monopoly for Millennials", the game where you're encouraged to take a break from the rat race because "adulting is hard."

This should go over well.


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Is it vile? Yes. Is it disgusting? Yes. Is it politically incorrect? Yes. Is it illegal? Probably not.

Mueller confirmed that the image includes students from her school district “who appear to be making extremely inappropriate gestures,” yet said that it “was not taken on school property or at a school-sponsored event.”

She added that the district “is investigating this situation and is working with parents, staff and local authorities.”

“If the gesture is what it appears to be, the district will pursue any and all available and appropriate actions, including legal, to address the issue,” Mueller said. “With that, we want to be very clear: the Baraboo School District is a hate-free environment where all people, regardless of race, color, religion, creed, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin or ancestry, are respected and celebrated.”


So Baraboo, how is all that spending working out for you?


The photographer of this piece of "art"? Peter Gust. Former Teacher's Union hack. What an endearing teacher must have been?


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Disapproval via motor vehicle. Genius Award Winner.

The St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said it responded to an incident in which a car crashed into a home Sunday morning.

The crash caused significant damage to the home, according to deputies. According to the deputies, the crash was intentional.

During the deputies' investigation, they discovered that the homeowner had another person with her at the home and the suspect, Darrin Dewayne Touchton, 58, "did not approve."


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No regrets. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Ralph MacLean served in the Canadian military in WWII and was stationed in Hong Kong where he was captured on Christmas Day 1941.

He was held as a prisoner of war until he was rescued by American soldiers at the end of the war in August 1945.

"It was a very traumatic and frightening part of my life and remains almost as vivid as when it happened," MacLean said.


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Falling into the category of Better Late Than Never and my deepest apologies.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 11-11-2018

Top 10 commenters:
1 [715 comments] 'Lurking Lurker' [100.40 posts/day]
2 [632 comments] 'runner'
3 [505 comments] 'Insomniac'
4 [465 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'
5 [440 comments] 'Skip'
6 [426 comments] 'Harry Paratestes'
7 [414 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
8 [397 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
9 [396 comments] 'Smaug'
10 [393 comments] 'grammie winger'
Honorable Mention:
17 [345 comments] 'ace'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [86 names] 'Duncanthrax' [12.08 unique names/day]
2 [40 names] 'Axeman'
3 [37 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
4 [36 names] 'ace'
5 [32 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
6 [30 names] 'Axeman'
7 [29 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
8 [27 names] 'Cuthbert the Witless'
9 [27 names] 'buzzsaw90'
10 [26 names] 'Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?'


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

2 st

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 09:58 PM (dczB+)

3 Comment nirvanna.

Posted by: Pol Pot at November 13, 2018 09:58 PM (H5knJ)

4 second

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

5 Uno?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (3JQ/p)

6 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (CLcKT)

7 Always the Bridesmaid, never the Bride.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+)

8 Top 50.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (aaDlx)

9 Holy shit. I firsted.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (NLLmE)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (r83ia)

11 Top 30 if I'm lucky.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (pgXNG)

12 Hah.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (NLLmE)

13 evening, all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (UsCnO)

14 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:00 PM (Dagiw)

15 I'm not sure why people still lust after Firsts.

People have had hundreds, and even I have had more than 15.

And I'm nobody.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:00 PM (pgXNG)

16 When someone above the age of young adulthood says that he is searching for himself, it is almost always because he has been behaving badly or has had reversals in life. No one goes off in search of himself whose life is satisfactory. Theodore Dalrymple

Makes sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

17 I'm not sure why people still lust after Firsts.

There's only one Number 1.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:01 PM (dczB+)

18 12 Hah.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM (NLLmE)

Missed it by thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat much.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:01 PM (pgXNG)

19 As an atheist, I have argued that if religion is erased, something must be put in its place. Belief systems are intrinsic to human intelligence and survival. They "frame" the flux of primary experience, which would otherwise flood the mind. Camille Paglia


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Blah blah blah blah.

Being a atheist is more of a leap of faith than being a theist. The more you know about the improbability of our universe, the more obvious it is that it did not happen by chance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:01 PM (HJhxx)

20 Well, dog gone.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2018 10:02 PM (zLDYs)

21 16 16 When someone above the age of young adulthood says that he is searching for himself, it is almost always because he has been behaving badly or has had reversals in life. No one goes off in search of himself whose life is satisfactory. Theodore Dalrymple

Makes sense.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

Honestly?

I Wish I could have been weirder.

Weirdness is only a problem if you're not ahead of the Financial game.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:03 PM (pgXNG)

22 Being a atheist is more of a leap of faith than being a theist. The more you know about the improbability of our universe, the more obvious it is that it did not happen by chance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:01 PM (HJhxx)


It's always amusing to get an atheist to explain existence without referring to a higher power.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

23 I thought there were some dumb people in Congress, but Acosta (aka Occasional-Cortex) has them all beat.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:03 PM (Vb4BV)

24 Nice pic MH. Thanks.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (eSCi7)

25 Oh, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no charges brought against Jane Sanders.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (//voU)

26 Looks like Lurking Lurker is doing a piss-poor job of lurking.

Just sayin

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (HJhxx)

27 Gosh, that's a lot of content. *tips hat to MisHum*

Hello there, 'ettes and gentlemorons.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

28 Just another day in Russia.

Romania, actually. And you'll actually watch it several times as you notice more and more stuff.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (Z1eux)

29 is the top pic a repeat?

'cause it kinda looks like a repeat...

not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Dagiw)

30 All I know about Romania is there are some hot chicks.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)

31 Billionaires? Feh
Millionaires? Meh

*I* am a Thousandaire.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

32 Literally that's all I know.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)

33 The UK is seen as a leader in policies to reduce greenhouse gases and ministers will soon be considering tougher targets.

A lot of good that's gonna do them once the invasion of the shithole barbarians is complete.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Tyii7)

34 Hello there, 'ettes and gentlemorons.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

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and what about the rest of us?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Dagiw)

35 Give her some time and Ocasio-Cortez will probably become another self-made millionaire. Or is she really that stupid?

She's really that stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

36 29 is the top pic a repeat?

'cause it kinda looks like a repeat...

not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Dagiw)

It could be. Because as we all know I'm not perfect, if I were I would be working at the Weakly Standard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (Ss+Em)

37 is the top pic a repeat?

'cause it kinda looks like a repeat...

not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Dagiw)


I also wondered if it was a repeat (not that there is anything wrong with that) but there are a lot of docks in the world that look like that!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

38 "Proposition C was put together by the city's non-profits working with the homeless who hope to tax companies making over $50 million to come up with $250 to $300 million a year. They promised that the revenue, which would double their budgets, will be used to house the hardcore street dwellers."

Might I suggest Proposition C.H.U.D., which will tax no one, cost nothing, and nourish the hardcore sewer dwellers?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

39 25
Oh, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no charges brought against Jane Sanders.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (//voU)

Hello, my old friend Graft!

Posted by: Jane Sanders at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (UsCnO)

40 anyone else think we need an "Uncle Palp has been missing X Days since he last poasted" on the main page, or at least the ONT?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (Dagiw)

41 That Waters broad just makes me want to bite somebody.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (Tyii7)

42 and what about the rest of us?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Dagiw)


...and meat popsicles, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

43 28 Just another day in Russia.

Romania, actually. And you'll actually watch it several times as you notice more and more stuff.
Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (Z1eux)

Funny stuff

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (Ss+Em)

44 39 25
Oh, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no charges brought against Jane Sanders.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (//voU)

Hello, my old friend Graft!
Posted by: Jane Sanders at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (UsCnO)

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TWO AMERICAS!
TWO AMERICAS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (HJhxx)

45 I think the top pic was a Window background.

Or maybe Apple.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:07 PM (NLLmE)

46 California passed almost every possible idiocy in this last election.

But I take some comfort from the fact that even Californians were not dumb enough to go for rent control.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)

47 Is the top picture a sunrise or a sunset?

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (dczB+)

48 the Baraboo School District is a hate-free environment where all people, regardless of race, color, religion, creed, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin or ancestry, are respected and celebrated."

What about midgets?



I'm far more concerned with a school system that would put out that sort of idiotic statement than some silly photo of a Nazi salute. But, at least, you can still hate midgets in the Baraboo School District, so it's not all bad. I'm not sure if this means you can toss them, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (KEr/t)

49 Hasbro has released "Monopoly for Millennials",

except that few Millennials can afford to buy it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (UsCnO)

50 Give her some time and Ocasio-Cortez will probably become another self-made millionaire. Or is she really that stupid?



She's really that stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM


Stupid stupid, or Useful Idiot-level stupid?

Imma go with stupid stupid!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (CLcKT)

51 I also wondered if it was a repeat (not that there is anything wrong with that) but there are a lot of docks in the world that look like that!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)


Familiar with the docksides, are we?

(please don't hurt me, at least not in the face)

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

52 What about midgets?


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Fuck midgets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (HJhxx)

53 I think I'm starting to get the Euro/Lefty reaction to Nationalism. If you're already an open and proud Socialist, any Nationalism you participate in or approve of makes you an actual, according to Hoyle, National Socialist.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (jp0Bv)

54 I'm not perfect, if I were I would be working at the Weakly Standard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (Ss+Em)

We all like you, so you have that going for you.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (dczB+)

55 ballroom dancing is the ghey. never trust a ballroom dancer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (KP5rU)

56 Ocasio-Cortez is the new Queen of Dumb in Congress.

Amazing, considering the competition.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (Vb4BV)

57 Ahem.. *clears throat*... free shipping now until Dec 10 youse guys. Anything in the shop is free shipping. And speaking of... I sure hate to sound like a whiner or bitchy but someone who lurks here contacted me and requested a special order. I finished the order and let him know it was ready. I sent him pictures and he said he loved it. It's been sitting there for several days now and he has not purchased it. So.. lurker.. if you are lurking.. I am thrilled for the order but I put time and money into your order. Please purchase it by Friday or I will cancel it and take it to my shows. I know it will sell because I did a damn good job on it. Thanks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

58 Nationalism is what soccer team you root for.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (NLLmE)

59 Cromulent ONT, MisHum - Thanks!

Playing at Open Enrollment, been interesting. If you're still in the market, and in decent health, rcommend you reach out to WeirdDave (and, yes, statement against interest, but ObamaPlans suck even more now).

Posted by: ibguy at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

60 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (9rIkM)

61 30
All I know about Romania is there are some hot chicks.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)

and apparently all of them like to do pron.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (UsCnO)

62 I'll have an Angus King with cheese. No pickle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 10:11 PM (aKsyK)

63 November 13, 1990, Patricia Boughton filed a lawsuit against Rod Stewart claiming that a football he kicked into the crowd during a concert at Pine Knob Music Theatre had ruptured a tendon in her middle finger. And as a result the injury had made sex between her and her husband difficult.

Mis Hum, that is some quality deadpan humor.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)

64 and apparently all of them like to do pron.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2018 10:10 PM (UsCnO)



I know nothing about that.


Maybe a little.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:11 PM (NLLmE)

65 But I take some comfort from the fact that even Californians were not dumb enough to go for rent control.

Now there's no need to ask them.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:11 PM (OiC69)

66 We spent the weekend with a few friends in Vancouver and I learned that the Current PM (yep, that guy) father Obliterated the Canadian military to the point of ridiculousness. How many folks know that Canada gives their Veterans exactly ZERO. What the everlasting fuck over. What a fucking shame. I'm still fuming and I'm not a Canadian.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (eSCi7)

67 50 Give her some time and Ocasio-Cortez will probably become another self-made millionaire. Or is she really that stupid?



She's really that stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM










Stupid stupid, or Useful Idiot-level stupid?

Imma go with stupid stupid!


Patty Murray is dumber than a box of hammers, she's doing fine, just depends on who's proper ones dumb ass up.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (LOq4H)

68 Just another day in Russia.

Romania, actually. And you'll actually watch it several times as you notice more and more stuff.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (Z1eux)


I don't understand what the hell was going on, other than lots and lots of drinking right before the video. Evidently, the horse had been drinking, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (KEr/t)

69 48 the Baraboo School District is a hate-free environment where all people, regardless of race, color, religion, creed, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin or ancestry, are respected and celebrated."

What about midgets?



I'm far more concerned with a school system that would put out that sort of idiotic statement than some silly photo of a Nazi salute. But, at least, you can still hate midgets in the Baraboo School District, so it's not all bad. I'm not sure if this means you can toss them, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (KEr/t)


Hurley, WI HS team name is the Hurley Midgets.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (Ss+Em)

70 a football he kicked into the crowd during a concert at Pine Knob Music Theatre had ruptured a tendon in her middle finger. And as a result the injury had made sex between her and her husband difficult.

Um, what exactly are you doing to your husband, Pat?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

71 ballroom dancing is the ghey. never trust a ballroom dancer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (KP5rU)


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It takes a real man to have good frame.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (HJhxx)

72 proper=proping

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 10:13 PM (LOq4H)

73

"laying chained together on the pavement". AKA interviewing for a new career as a speedbump.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2018 10:13 PM (S/hVx)

74 ballroom dancing is the ghey. never trust a ballroom dancer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Perhaps. But, I have met the most interesting people while dancing. On both ends of the spectrum.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)

75 If'n I was President Trump, I'd offer Julian Assange a pardon, IF he came clean with all he knows about what happened in the election... all the DNC crap... all the email crap... and who he got them from.

Posted by: Don Quixotic... at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

76 71; maybe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

77 I saw Laying Chained Together on the Pavement open for Gordon Lightfoot in Tornto in '78.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (NLLmE)

78 Ima gonna make Patty Murray look like Steevin Hawkins!

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (Tyii7)

79 If'n I was President Trump, I'd offer Julian Assange
a pardon, IF he came clean with all he knows about what happened in the
election... all the DNC crap... all the email crap... and who he got
them from.

Posted by: Don Quixotic... at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)


It would be worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (9Om/r)

80 Toronto not Tonto.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (NLLmE)

81 Hurley, WI HS team name is the Hurley Midgets.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (Ss+Em)


Hating allowed.

Posted by: Baraboo School District at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (KEr/t)

82
80 Toronto not Tonto.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (NLLmE)

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What you mean Canada, kemosabe?

Posted by: Toronto at November 13, 2018 10:16 PM (HJhxx)

83 If'n I was President Trump, I'd offer Julian Assange a pardon, IF he came clean with all he knows about what happened in the election... all the DNC crap... all the email crap... and who he got them from.
Posted by: Don Quixotic... at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)

Totally agree. Do it please Mr. President.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

84 It would be worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (9Om/r)


Full legal US citizenship!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 13, 2018 10:16 PM (n9EOP)

85 26 Looks like Lurking Lurker is doing a piss-poor job of lurking.

Just sayin
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)



See! Silky Pony was right! There are 2 America's. Those who are connected and those who are not.

You know, I have forgotten Silky Pony's name. VP candidate for failed a PoTUS candidate (Kerry or Gore?). They all kind of blend into a murderers row of fail after a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 13, 2018 10:16 PM (Tb6Ut)

86 Always the Bridesmaid, never the Bride.
Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 09:59 PM


The Bride only gets the Groom.

The Bridesmaid get her choice of the Groomsmen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2018 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

87 A blue whale flatus is so large a human adult could be suspended entirely within it as the bubble rose to the surface. The person would, however, suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 13, 2018 10:17 PM (jp0Bv)

88 Toronto not Tonto.

So the Lone Ranger got a new sidekick ?

Posted by: JT at November 13, 2018 10:17 PM (r83ia)

89 79 If'n I was President Trump, I'd offer Julian Assange
a pardon, IF he came clean with all he knows about what happened in the
election... all the DNC crap... all the email crap... and who he got
them from.
Posted by: Don Quixotic... at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
It would be worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2018 10:15 PM (9Om/r)


Only if he promised to settle somewhere else. Weird android-looking dude creeps me out.

"I prefer Artificial Person, myself."

Yeah, yeah.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)

90 You know, I have forgotten Silky Pony's name. VP candidate for failed a PoTUS candidate (Kerry or Gore?). They all kind of blend into a murderers row of fail after a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 13, 2018 10:16 PM (Tb6Ut)


Edward's John.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (KEr/t)

91 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo)

92
91 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo


No. It counts as misbehaving.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

93 87 A blue whale flatus is so large a human adult could be suspended entirely within it as the bubble rose to the surface. The person would, however, suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

And so ends another life quest.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (LOq4H)

94 Wasn't Assange supposed to have some sort of digital anti-handling device set to detonate were something averse ever to happen to him?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (CLcKT)

95 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406462155223040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406559207223296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406669827825664

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406780175745024

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406876162375691

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (0Ntuf)

96 What's a flatus? Is it like a tortilla?

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (Tyii7)

97 I don't really believe Camille Paglia is an atheist. She's too steeped in Catholicism as well as the world of art and she knows what many artists accomplished for the glory of God. She's probably a lapsed Catholic, perhaps an agnostic.

Calling herself an atheist is pure virtue signalling--like when she caustically takes apart leftist sacred cows, but then quickly lets you know that sh considers herself a liberal who always votes Democrat.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (o1fzk)

98 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo)


If the water's on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (KEr/t)

99 91 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo)



It certainly should.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (NLLmE)

100
The Bride only gets the Groom.

The Bridesmaid get her choice of the Groomsmen.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Groom of the stool

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (aKsyK)

101 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo)

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I don't think so, but it is an efficient use of time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (ffYR/)

102 Is it vile? Yes. Is it disgusting? Yes. Is it politically incorrect? Yes. Is it illegal? Probably not.

Students were waving. You can tell by looking at the picture and seeing that they are obviously waving. Well most of them, one isn't doing anything.

The photographer stated clearly several times "I told them to wave."

The entire thing is an idiotic waste of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (39g3+)

103 A blue whale flatus is so large a human adult could be suspended entirely within it as the bubble rose to the surface. The person would, however, suffocate due to lack of oxygen.

What a way to go!

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (dczB+)

104 In less than 100 comments the thread has devolved to whale farts.

Sad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (HJhxx)

105 23 I thought there were some dumb people in Congress, but Acosta (aka Occasional-Cortex) has them all beat.
Posted by: Splunge


So, how did she think this moving thing works? Even the dumbest person on Judge Judy knows you need at least two months rent. The new love of the left is exactly what we expected, no sense of personal responsibility at all, and no sense of reality.Socialism is so much easier than working, planning, and saving.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

106 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062406972748845065

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062407088473812994

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062407189770452992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062407294556819456

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1062407390757376000

Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (0Ntuf)

107 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?

San Franciscan : "What's a shower ?"

Posted by: JT at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (r83ia)

108 Weirdness is only a problem if you're not ahead of the Financial game.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:03 PM (pgXNG)

When you're rich, then you're called "eccentric."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

109 Who appear to be making extremely inappropriate gestures

So now, as CNN puts it, the "terrifying" Roman Salute merits criminal investigation if performed in public.

Sad thing is, if they turned the open palm into a fist the Black Panthers would scream "Cultural Appropriation".

If I was their lawyer, I would claim that there was an American flag outside of the photo that the young men were acknowledging with the Bellamy Salute.

Hmm, maybe not. Proper flag protocol these days involves boots and flame.

OK, then it was the salute that Martin Luther gave when entering the room to answer to the Diet of Worms. Nope. too Christian they would scream Separation of Church And State.

How about the official salute of the Italian Fascist Party made before Benito Mussolini.

grrr... the "fascist" word. Might end up triggering the firebomb and broken glass crowd.

Screw it. Let them burn.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 13, 2018 10:21 PM (lD3vL)

110 In less than 100 comments the thread has devolved to whale farts.

Sad.

I would expect nothing less.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 13, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

111 What's a lapsed Catholic?

Posted by: Prolapsed Catholic at November 13, 2018 10:21 PM (NLLmE)

112 In less than 100 comments the thread has devolved to whale farts.

Sad.

It's how we roll.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (dczB+)

113 In less than 100 comments the thread has devolved to whale farts.

And we're all holding our breath

Posted by: JT at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (r83ia)

114 Stewart's Atlantic Crossing was ok. He was reaching. Gasoline Alley, Never a Dull Moment and Smiler shoulda been blow out hits but what do I know.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (qZCSd)

115 What's a lapsed Catholic?

A Lutheran?

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (dczB+)

116 I remember playing Bariboo in football freshman year. They sucked. But they still won, because we sucked much more.

What the story shows mostly is that young people and cameras are a disaster. I really doubt there are any nazis in Bariboo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (H5knJ)

117 San Franciscan : "What's a shower ?"
Posted by: JT at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM


Golden.

Posted by: Folsom Street Faire-ry at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

118 31 Billionaires? Feh
Millionaires? Meh

*I* am a Thousandaire.
Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

I'm a brokeasfuckanaire.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

119 A blue whale flatus is so large a human adult could be suspended entirely within it as the bubble rose to the surface. The person would, however, suffocate due to lack of oxygen.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 13, 2018 10:17 PM (jp0Bv)


Never ascend faster than your smallest bubbles.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

120 In less than 100 comments the thread has devolved to whale farts.

hating whale farts is not allowed in the Baraboo School District. Consider yourself expelled.

Posted by: Baraboo School District at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (KEr/t)

121 33 The UK is seen as a leader in policies to reduce greenhouse gases and ministers will soon be considering tougher targets.

A lot of good that's gonna do them once the invasion of the shithole barbarians is complete.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


What effect did the constant burning of cars in Muzzie neighborhoods have on Paris' air quality? Then again, it can't be much worse than the shitting, pissing, and dirty needles in the street that San Francisco has.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

122 Never ascend faster than your smallest bubbles.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (t+qrx)



Words to live by.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:24 PM (NLLmE)

123 Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:09 PM (dczB+)

Whew, I feel better now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:24 PM (Ss+Em)

124 I just got over a stomach bug.

Stay away from the coleslaw.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:24 PM (dczB+)

125 hating whale farts is not allowed in the Baraboo School District. Consider yourself expelled.

Posted by: Baraboo School District
----
Like the whale farts?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)

126 1.) I've been slow this week, and afraid I'd make the top ten, which I didn't, but I'm gonna dog on my buddy who did. They're not paying him to be a sundial, after all.

B.) If you're drunk in the middle of the street, while a van drawn horsecart crashes by you, it's easy to assume "Russian." But those are Dacians.

III.) My old man decommissioned a munitions plant in Baraboo. Won a Corps of Engineers award for his engineering on that project, and he really liked the place. Sad to hear they went full retard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (bvAwo)

127 At least Poliquin is fighting in Maine. Trying to secure a Federal Judge, that Trump Nominated, to help him.

Not a wimp like McSally

Posted by: Jonah at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (YGOIb)

128 What's a lapsed Catholic?

A Lutheran?
Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:22 PM (dczB+)

------------

In my case, a now non denominational Christian.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (ffYR/)

129 105 So, how did she think this moving thing works? Even the dumbest person on Judge Judy knows you need at least two months rent. The new love of the left is exactly what we expected, no sense of personal responsibility at all, and no sense of reality.Socialism is so much easier than working, planning, and saving.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:20 PM (+lVUW)


That's interesting. I would have expected a Moronette to have the take that I do: she's playing the helpless female, asking for rescue. No doubt she'll get it, from all the low-testorone "feminist" excuses for males that the other side has.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (Vb4BV)

130 35 Give her some time and Ocasio-Cortez will probably become another self-made millionaire. Or is she really that stupid?

She's really that stupid.
Posted by: Jewells45


The crazy eyes scare me. I wouldn't want to in the same apartment building with her. Also, do congress persons still get all kinds of stipends for living expenses and so on?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

131 Occasionally Crazy will have a starting salary of $174,000, which is probably more than she has earned her whole life. And she will still be broke asshe goes massive spending spree on the things capitalism has to offer. Would love see her reaction when gets her first paycheck and realizes around 40% taken out to cover the taxes she is so fond of.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (NbRJx)

132 >>I'm a brokeasfuckanaire.

I'm going to hell because I laughed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)

133 whale farts, pissing in the shower, what's next? billy club masturbation? fuck me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (KP5rU)

134 A blue whale flatus is so large a human adult could be suspended entirely within it as the bubble rose to the surface. The person would, however, suffocate due to lack of oxygen.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 13, 2018 10:17 PM


Jo: "Nah."

Posted by: Divers Do It Deeper at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (DMUuz)

135 So now, as CNN puts it, the "terrifying" Roman Salute merits criminal investigation if performed in public.

They would shit their pants at a Mexican soccer game during their anthem.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (nIvDu)

136 Evenin' Horde!

That Maine algorithm story sounds like instant run-off voting. I would think that would violate the concept of "one person-one vote".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (TIPbA)

137 In my case, a now non denominational Christian.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (ffYR/)

Me too.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (dczB+)

138 Let's make a run for the border!

Posted by: The Whales at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (Tyii7)

139 Billionaires? Feh
Millionaires? Meh

*I* am a Thousandaire.
Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

I'm a brokeasfuckanaire.
Posted by: Insomniac
-------------

I've got plenty of nothing, but then, so do most people in my position.

Posted by: Richard Farina at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (CDGwz)

140 What effect did the constant burning of cars in Muzzie neighborhoods have on Paris' air quality?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (+lVUW)


The French were still pissing in the corners of the rooms in their palaces up to 1983. The French have always had the lowest per capita use of soap in Europe and the highest per capita use of stinky perfume. Air quality and Paris are two things that have never gone together.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (KEr/t)

141 Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (NbRJx)

Probably an earn d income credit and won't pay squat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (Ss+Em)

142 I'm glad whoever invented the Mellotron did so. I've never seen a real one, and I understand they were extraordinarily problematic, but my E-Mu Vintage Keys Plus has a few patches, and the sound never fails to make me think and cast my wonder beyond the simple, grubby, sparse existence that life on Earth has been reduced to.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (l9m7l)

143 124 I just got over a stomach bug.
Stay away from the coleslaw.
Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:24 PM (dczB+)


So did I. And so did Mrs. Splunge, weeks later. We both blamed what we ate, but I've been starting to think it was just a very intense, short stomach virus.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (Vb4BV)

144 ballroom dancing is the ghey. never trust a ballroom dancer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Perhaps. But, I have met the most interesting people while dancing. On both ends of the spectrum.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2018 10:14 PM (9rIkM)


Argentine tango, here. There are few things better than a beautiful woman in a slinky dress pressing herself against you and wrapping her leg around yours on the dance floor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (SgjGX)

145

It's now very clear there are two different classes of people in this country. There are the Americans, as in the people who visit this blog versus the people who merely live here.

Those people are engaged in a now blatant effort to change our country into something none would recognize.

WE--the Americans, can stop them, but it's going to take major effort and likely some blood to do it.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)

146 Would love see her reaction when gets her first paycheck and realizes around 40% taken out to cover the taxes she is so fond of.
Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (NbRJx)

------------------------------

Are taxes taken out of a Congressperson's paycheck?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (TIPbA)

147 Can Trump relocate Military bases from California?

Posted by: Jonah at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (YGOIb)

148 Occasionally Crazy will have a starting salary of $174,000, which is probably more than she has earned her whole life. And she will still be broke asshe goes massive spending spree on the things capitalism has to offer. Would love see her reaction when gets her first paycheck and realizes around 40% taken out to cover the taxes she is so fond of.

-------

Yep. It's wonderful seeing profound incompetence get rewarded.

Yeccch

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (HJhxx)

149 38 "Proposition C was put together by the city's non-profits working with the homeless who hope to tax companies making over $50 million to come up with $250 to $300 million a year. They promised that the revenue, which would double their budgets, will be used to house the hardcore street dwellers."

Talk this up, then more homeless people can head to San Francisco in search of a free ride.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

150 146. Add another 10% with New york State Taxes

Posted by: Jonah at November 13, 2018 10:28 PM (YGOIb)

151 Wouldn't a whale sink like a 80 tonnes of blubber if it farted because of the loss of displacement, and then drown before it could regenerate that displacement?

I don't think whales fart...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:28 PM (CLcKT)

152 Instant runoff vote and single transferable vote systems aren't anything particularly new. And they can be counted by hand too.

They might seem weird but it's not like they did something truly idiotic, like say a jungle primary.

Posted by: Sjg at November 13, 2018 10:28 PM (gDSJf)

153 144; dance floor. whateverthefuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 13, 2018 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

154 140 Air quality and Paris are two things that have never gone together.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:26 PM (KEr/t)


No doubt. But Beijing introduced me to new levels of air hell.

Until this week in the Bay Area, of course.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:29 PM (Vb4BV)

155 Well it took me way too long, but Kirstjen Nielsen is an anagram for "jerkin' linen sets".

I'm spent. Good night, guys.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:29 PM (t+qrx)

156 Good Night, hogmartin.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:29 PM (dczB+)

157 What's a lapsed Catholic?
-----------

I'm going with Anglo-Catholic. We have one here. High-churchy Episcopal.

Posted by: Richard Farina at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (xSo9G)

158 Talk this up, then more homeless people can head to San Francisco in search of a free ride.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (+lVUW)



It would be an interesting experiment to see what happens when San Francisco simultaneously attracts all the illegals, all the homeless, and all the rich people to one central location.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (NLLmE)

159 135 So now, as CNN puts it, the "terrifying" Roman Salute merits criminal investigation if performed in public.

They would shit their pants at a Mexican soccer game during their anthem.
Posted by: t-bird



Or any number of European soccer teams.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (Tb6Ut)

160 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

161 This always happens when a party flips the House. the Freshman come in thinking they are Senators, not peon Reps.

They get knocked down real quick by the old guard

Posted by: Jonah at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (YGOIb)

162 Lapsed Catholic - Someone who thinks that the Mass is still conducted in Latin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:31 PM (xSo9G)

163 160 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)


To meet them is to answer that question. Short answer is: they are either crazy, or on drugs, or both, and the weather is congenial for outdoor sleeping. They do not want a job.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)

164 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

A lot of homeless are mentally ill. This is the result of shutting down the Mental Health hospitals in the 70's because feelz.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:31 PM (dczB+)

165 121 33 The UK is seen as a leader in policies to reduce greenhouse gases and ministers will soon be considering tougher targets.

A lot of good that's gonna do them once the invasion of the shithole barbarians is complete.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

What effect did the constant burning of cars in Muzzie neighborhoods have on Paris' air quality? Then again, it can't be much worse than the shitting, pissing, and dirty needles in the street that San Francisco has.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

And yet, the only country who has actually inhibited so called Green house gases?

The US.

And have done it through innovation primarily... not legislation.

Posted by: Don Quixotic... at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (NgKpN)

166 Whale Farts contain huge amounts of greenhouse gasses. If we love Mother Gaia we must nuke the whales!

Posted by: Climate change protesters at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (jp0Bv)

167 158 It would be an interesting experiment to see what happens when San Francisco simultaneously attracts all the illegals, all the homeless, and all the rich people to one central location.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (NLLmE)


Um, you just described San Francisco.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)

168 The crazy eyes scare me. I wouldn't want to in the same apartment building with her. Also, do congress persons still get all kinds of stipends for living expenses and so on?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

---------------

They do, but only once the paychecks start. What this bint is telling us is that she doesn't even have 2 months of living expenses to her name.

She is also loudly hinting for someone to pay for that time for her, which I'm sure is in no way a conflict of interest with her new gig.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (ffYR/)

169 If nationalism is now a bad thing, why should anybody join the military? What would they be fighting for, if not their nation? What would they be fighting to preserve?

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

170
162 Lapsed Catholic - Someone who thinks that the Mass is still conducted in Latin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:31 PM (xSo9G)

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Latin is for pussies.

Posted by: Zombie Origen at November 13, 2018 10:33 PM (HJhxx)

171 We've got a shitton of homeless here in Houston, where there's work and the housing is more affordable. It will sound heartless, but mulch is the highest, best purpose of the average homeless.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 13, 2018 10:33 PM (H5knJ)

172 Friday the Thirteenth happened on a Tuesday this month.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:33 PM (dczB+)

173 I saw Whale Farts open for Brown Cloud at the Oceanside Amphitheater back in '92.

Posted by: That Guy at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (jp0Bv)

174 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

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Because... they're mentally unfit for work. So their home cities ship them off to Denver, where it's cheaper to live on the street, and we have absolutely no vagrancy enforcement whatsoever.

Quite the opposite, in fact... a homeless Minnesotan or Californian has more legal rights here than taxpaying, law-abiding citizens do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (bvAwo)

175 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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It feeds on itself. The 'Liberals' feel 'compassion' and embrace policies and programs that *encourage* these people to migrate to their towns/cities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (xSo9G)

176 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad
homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they
move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and
get a normal, unskilled job?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

Less people to beg from, and work harshes their mellow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (9Om/r)

177
97 I don't really believe Camille Paglia is an atheist. She's too steeped in Catholicism as well as the world of art and she knows what many artists accomplished for the glory of God. She's probably a lapsed Catholic, perhaps an agnostic.

Calling herself an atheist is pure virtue signalling--like when she caustically takes apart leftist sacred cows, but then quickly lets you know that sh considers herself a liberal who always votes Democrat.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 13, 2018 10:19 PM (o1fzk)







Yeah, I've always enjoyed her writing, but find her exasperating in the end, because while she is probably one of the more honest leftists in the US she refuses to consider that a conservative or Republican might be the best person for the job because ewwww, cooties. Even when she recognizes the failings of her fellow Donks, and the virtues of the Repubs that run against them.

That's why she threw away votes on Jill Stein in multiple elections, while tossing out some bullshit weak-tea explanation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (eXA4G)

178 169 If nationalism is now a bad thing, why should anybody join the military? What would they be fighting for, if not their nation? What would they be fighting to preserve?
Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)


The "morals" of the elite?

Seriously, what you just said is exactly why the Left tried to make "nationalism" a forbidden concept. I am grateful every day for Trump, who has added "not letting them get away with that" to his long, long list of achievements.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:34 PM (Vb4BV)

179 This is the result of shutting down the Mental Health hospitals in the 70's because feelz.

It wasn't the case at the time, but the old Agnews mental hospital area is now enormously valuable commercial real estate. I never realized that until now.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (C78No)

180 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

My guess is that 90+% are in need of being institutionalized
And not capable of relocating and being employable

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (Ss+Em)

181 Oh, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no charges brought against Jane Sanders.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 13, 2018 10:04 PM (//voU)

Time for a multimillion-dollar civil suit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (fDU8w)

182 So yeah, just to prove how fucking lame I am, I just spent an hour trying to find an old K-Pop song I remembered from 20 years ago.

But I fucking found it.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (pgXNG)

183 If nationalism is now a bad thing, why should anybody join the military? What would they be fighting for, if not their nation? What would they be fighting to preserve?

Where have you been the last one-hundred years?

The US Military has fought to defend everyone else except the united States. Look at the howling and anguish at a very small contingent that is doing theater duty down at the border.

Our US Military hasn't defended freedom anywhere for at least the last fifty years.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 13, 2018 10:36 PM (lD3vL)

184 182 So yeah, just to prove how fucking lame I am, I just spent an hour trying to find an old K-Pop song I remembered from 20 years ago.

But I fucking found it.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (pgXNG)


Link or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)

185 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Milius, the Duke and Duchess of the Ficus at November 13, 2018 10:36 PM (NMAzL)

186 The reason that I think that Camille Paglia is a failure, along with Christina Hoff Summers, is that I used to know a dude that was all on with the two of them.

And then suddenly, one day, he decided he was going Tranny.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:37 PM (pgXNG)

187 Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2018 10:35 PM (C78No)

There's one of those hospitals in Savannah. It's included in the Ghost Tour. You need to get Peg Leg Pete as tour guide, though.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:37 PM (dczB+)

188 But I take some comfort from the fact that even Californians were not dumb enough to go for rent control.


There's still room for emwokening.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2018 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

189 Speaking only for myself, but I ripped one whale of a fart tonight.

Startled the cats.

Now, if that's not living life the Moron Way, what is?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2018 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

190 {{{Miley!}}}


I can still see the steam in SC all the way from Ohio!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

191 184 Link or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)


Well, you asked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enhVGWLahZ0

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:38 PM (pgXNG)

192 Might I suggest Proposition C.H.U.D., which will tax no one, cost nothing, and nourish the hardcore sewer dwellers?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2018 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

The hard-core street dwellers are on the street because they like it there, and life there is easy for them. They would not and will not put up with the rules that attend any sort of provided housing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

193 Oh, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no charges brought against Jane Sanders.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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Of course not. Different rules, you know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (CDGwz)

194
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Unless the dog passes out, weak son, weak.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (LOq4H)

195 It takes a lot of faith to be an atheist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

196 We hate Barbaboo. Their guys are soy boy faggits, and their girls are trash and cheap whores!

Posted by: North Barbaboo High at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (W3lnd)

197 Watched a little MSM at the gym today for the first time in many weeks to see what BS they are spewing.

Main thing I learned was:

a moderate Democrat was declared the winner in Arizona. Sinema, a moderate Democrat is the new senator for Arizona. The Republican candidate conceded to the moderate Democrat today and the new moderate Democrat will be going to Washington to represent Arizona . Did we mention she is a moderate Democrat?

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:40 PM (NbRJx)

198
Whale Fart video (with sound effect added)

https://tinyurl.com/hktwk6n

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (jp0Bv)

199 The hard-core street dwellers are on the street because they like it there, and life there is easy for them. They would not and will not put up with the rules that attend any sort of provided housing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

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I'd be very surprised if in areas like SFO and Denver that homeless shelters actually enforce the rules against booze and drugs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

200 174 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?

That is loaded with all kinds of false assumptions.

Some people don't want the responsibility of keeping any kind of home.

Some people really don't want to be responsible for keeping a job.

Do you think it is easier to get drugs and alcohol AND be left alone to enjoy them in San Fran or in a small town?

And have you noticed that the weather and scenery is nice in San Fran?

Why should lunatic drug addicts go infest a small town and decrease the quality of life for those who live there? Especially since San Fran people are on some sort of weird guilt-trip and are always willing and able to underwrite all of your life expenses without any strings attached.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (lD3vL)

201
164 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

A lot of homeless are mentally ill. This is the result of shutting down the Mental Health hospitals in the 70's because feelz.
Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:31 PM (dczB+)







The ugly undercurrent to that truth is that a large number of those mentally ill homeless got that way because they fried their brains on recreational drug use. Leftist cocksuckers like to try floating the excuse that they're using drugs because they're "self-medicating" in an attempt to control their mental illness.

Bullshit. There might be a small fraction of those bums that fit that excuse, but it's so small as to be irrelevant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (eXA4G)

202 I'm far more concerned with a school system that would put out that sort of idiotic statement than some silly photo of a Nazi salute. But, at least, you can still hate midgets in the Baraboo School District, so it's not all bad. I'm not sure if this means you can toss them, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2018 10:08 PM (KEr/t)

Am I the only one who does not see anything explicitly Nazi in that high-school picture? The kids are all in business suits, nary a swastika to be seen. And, IIRC, the ancient Roman salute was similar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (fDU8w)

203 Posted by: North Barbaboo High at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (W3lnd)

No shit

Posted by: Wisconsin Dells HS at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (Ss+Em)

204 I'm a brokeasfuckanaire.
Posted by: Insomniac


You should run for congress. Any idiot can win.

Posted by: Occasion-Cortex at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

205
Too bad about Assange. No worse friend, no fiercer enemy than the Democratic paty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (LsBY9)

206 Main thing I learned was:

a moderate Democrat was declared the winner in Arizona. Sinema, a moderate Democrat is the new senator for Arizona. The Republican candidate conceded to the moderate Democrat today and the new moderate Democrat will be going to Washington to represent Arizona . Did we mention she is a moderate Democrat?
Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:40 PM (NbRJx)

She gives handies out to old men like candy

Posted by: North Barbaboo High at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (W3lnd)

207 The hard-core street dwellers are on the street because they like it there, and life there is easy for them. They would not and will not put up with the rules that attend any sort of provided housing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:39 PM (fDU8w)

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Yep. In the wealthier parts of the US (like here) no one lives on the street unless they want to. It's a matter of permissiveness. If you permit it (like here) those who want to live that way will come here or be shipped here by cities that don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (bvAwo)

208 199 I'd be very surprised if in areas like SFO and Denver that homeless shelters actually enforce the rules against booze and drugs.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

I'd expect that in SFO it 100% depends on how photogenic you are.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (pgXNG)

209 If nationalism is now a bad thing, why should anybody join the military? What would they be fighting for, if not their nation? What would they be fighting to preserve?
Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2018 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

Because nazi's were bad. And leftists will never admit there is anything wrong with socialism. And they love everything involving international socialism. So clearly it's just the "national" part of national socialism that made them evil.

QED by the twisted leftist logic: nations are evil. Nationalists are all nazi's. And socialism is just the best and certainly not the most murderous ideology of the 20th century.

Posted by: Sjg at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (gDSJf)

210 > The four-way political battle won't conclude until a computer algorithm has the final say

This is called "instant-runoff voting" and it's been around forever (Australia has been using it for a long time).

You don't need a "computer algorithm" to do it, unless, I guess, you're one of those inbred syrup-brains in Vermont.

> So we have heard that Congress-woman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford an apartment in Washington, D.C

But, oddly, in the sworn financials she filed, she lists $15,001 and $50,000 in her checking account.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (vOkuK)

211
Her Grace and I are just finishing up cooking a batch of my mother's vegetable beef soup. Her Grace demands precision recipes, not eyeballing and to taste.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)

212 In Romania, roadway shuffle makes sexytime come with bootleg horse-and-buggy spirits.

Posted by: Fritz at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (Z9C5C)

213 1
Her Grace and I are just finishing up cooking a batch of my mother's vegetable beef soup. Her Grace demands precision recipes, not eyeballing and to taste.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)


Now I'm hungry. Thanks.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

214 The ugly undercurrent to that truth is that a large number of those mentally ill homeless got that way because they fried their brains on recreational drug use. Leftist cocksuckers like to try floating the excuse that they're using drugs because they're "self-medicating" in an attempt to control their mental illness.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2018 10:42 PM (eXA4G)

And those drugs were brought into this country by drug cartels and illegals. It's a vicious circle.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM (dczB+)

215 Argentine tango, here. There are few things better
than a beautiful woman in a slinky dress pressing herself against you
and wrapping her leg around yours on the dance floor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (SgjGX)


I tried that, but eventually I relented and gave her her keys back.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM (mUa7G)

216 210 > So we have heard that Congress-woman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford an apartment in Washington, D.C

But, oddly, in the sworn financials she filed, she lists $15,001 and $50,000 in her checking account.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (vOkuK)

She wants a house in Alexandria gifted to her.

Especially since the Awans owned so many.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM (pgXNG)

217 Proposition C was NOT put together by nonprofits serving the homeless.

It was entirely the creation of Marc Benioff and Salesforce who DGAF about doing anything themselves but want others to be taxed to fund their grand schemes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM (EZebt)

218 That's interesting. I would have expected a Moronette to have the take that I do: she's playing the helpless female, asking for rescue. No doubt she'll get it, from all the low-testorone "feminist" excuses for males that the other side has.
Posted by: Splunge


Think she's hinting for a gofundme? I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

219 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)

I heart Romance.

Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (dczB+)

220 > We hate Barbaboo. Their guys are soy boy faggits, and their girls are trash and cheap whores!

Right. We know they are whores and sluts because they won't date us.

Posted by: Southeast Baraboo High at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (vOkuK)

221 a football he kicked into the crowd during a concert at Pine Knob Music Theatre had ruptured a tendon in her middle finger. And as a result the injury had made sex between her and her husband difficult.

Um, what exactly are you doing to your husband, Pat?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

And if it was Rod Stewart, in England, kicking a ball into the crowd, it wasn't a football, it was a soccer ball.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (fDU8w)

222 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:43 PM (vOkuK)

An inquistive person/profession would like to know more
But, the press are not inquistive

Posted by: Wisconsin Dells HS at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (Ss+Em)

223
Guess Occasional Cortex wants a taxpayer-funded apartment in DC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

224 219 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)

I heart Romance.
Posted by: ALH at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (dczB+)

I heart romance, too! But mostly I heart tennis.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

225 66 We spent the weekend with a few friends in Vancouver and I learned that the Current PM (yep, that guy) father Obliterated the Canadian military to the point of ridiculousness. How many folks know that Canada gives their Veterans exactly ZERO. What the everlasting fuck over. What a fucking shame. I'm still fuming and I'm not a Canadian.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 13, 2018 10:12 PM (eSCi7)

I didn't know that Mick Jagger/Fidelito had been Prime Minister of the Dominion of Canada.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 13, 2018 10:47 PM (MwFQu)

226 223
Guess Occasional Cortex wants a taxpayer-funded apartment in DC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

If you were her, and you saw that the Awan family was handed anything and everything they wanted...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:48 PM (pgXNG)

227 Think she's hinting for a gofundme? I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM


She does!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:48 PM (CLcKT)

228 Hmmmm.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

229 223
Guess Occasional Cortex wants a taxpayer-funded apartment in DC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)


Sure, why not? She is a socialist, after all.

And now she's a member of the nomenklatura, so of course she deserves it.

Posted by: rickl at November 13, 2018 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

230 Her Grace demands precision recipes, not eyeballing and to taste.

Posted by: publius
------------------

Relationships feed on credibility, honesty, and
consistency -- Scott Borchetta

Same is true of soups.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:50 PM (xSo9G)

231 > An inquistive person/profession would like to know more
But, the press are not inquistive

Here's her report, from the House web site:

https://tinyurl.com/craycrayeyes

Posted by: Southeast Baraboo High at November 13, 2018 10:51 PM (vOkuK)

232 Think she's hinting for a gofundme? I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM


She does!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:48 PM (CLcKT)

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These are how the Soros funded organizations provide for their chosen ones.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 10:51 PM (ffYR/)

233 Hey everybody.
Funny pic I saw at FB:

https://tinyurl.com/y8hgq4d7

I wonder how many Asian women have tattoos they believe say 'sexy' in English, that actually say 'slut.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 10:51 PM (miE9U)

234 228 Hmmmm.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 13, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

I know what you are thinking.... I feel ya

Posted by: literally serious at November 13, 2018 10:52 PM (W3lnd)

235 Pelosi should put her in the guest room of her DC mansion

Posted by: rammajamma at November 13, 2018 10:52 PM (7q3sl)

236 Guess Occasional Cortex wants a taxpayer-funded apartment in DC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

Sure, why not? She is a socialist, after all.

And now she's a member of the nomenklatura, so of course she deserves it.
Posted by: rickl
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Free! Free! Free! Everything should be FREE!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 10:52 PM (xSo9G)

237 233 srut

Posted by: rammajamma at November 13, 2018 10:53 PM (7q3sl)

238 "No regrets....."


I have a cat hair in my eye. BBL.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at November 13, 2018 10:53 PM (YgZtU)

239 > I didn't know that Mick Jagger/Fidelito had been Prime Minister of the Dominion of Canada.

I've seen rumors that Pierre Elliott Bieber (or whatever his name is) might actually be Fidel Castro's kid.

Certainly his mom was banging everything with a penis for a while there.

Posted by: Southeast Baraboo High at November 13, 2018 10:53 PM (vOkuK)

240
Think she's hinting for a gofundme? I wouldn't be surprised.



Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:45 PM

She does!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:48 PM


Or, she did... It seems now to have gone boof!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 10:54 PM (CLcKT)

241 > Pelosi should put her in the guest room of her DC mansion

If Cortez keeps up her current behavior, Pelosi is gonna be burying her in the crawlspace.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:55 PM (vOkuK)

242 wonder how many Asian women have tattoos they believe say 'sexy' in English, that actually say 'slut.'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 10:51 PM (miE9U)

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That reminds of the dude who got a tattoo of some Japanese phrase he saw at the end of a video game... he thought it meant it "victory" or some such. It was the game designer's name.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 10:55 PM (5aX2M)

243 233 I wonder how many Asian women have tattoos they believe say 'sexy' in English, that actually say 'slut.'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 10:51 PM (miE9U)

Compare that to how many dudes have the "Chikara" symbol tattooed because it's almost impossible to fuck up.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:56 PM (pgXNG)

244 That reminds of the dude who got a tattoo of some Japanese phrase he saw at the end of a video game... he thought it meant it "victory" or some such. It was the game designer's name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 10:55 PM (5aX2M)

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Frikkin Japanese.

Posted by: Zombie Origen at November 13, 2018 10:57 PM (HJhxx)

245 241 If Cortez keeps up her current behavior, Pelosi is gonna be burying her in the crawlspace.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:55 PM (vOkuK)

Cortez legitimately thinks she's gonna be made speaker, then Impeachments will make her President even though she's otherwise Too Young.

She thinks she's gonna make history as the Only 29-Year-Old President.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:58 PM (pgXNG)

246 ...Her Grace and I are just finishing up cooking a batch of my mother's vegetable beef soup. Her Grace demands precision recipes, not eyeballing and to taste.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:44 PM (NMAzL)


Unpozzibull.

Because every batch of base that was simmered down from the drippings, bones and such, will vary in flavor, one roast to the next.

Not only in flavor, but in fat percentage, texture and the ratio of liquids to solids.

Adjustments have to be made. Adjustments MUST be made.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2018 10:58 PM (QzJWU)

247 Off early Christian theologian sock!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 10:58 PM (HJhxx)

248 101 Does peeing when in the shower count as multitasking?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+fPHo

Only if you are brushing your teeth.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at November 13, 2018 10:58 PM (YgZtU)

249 >>>Certainly his mom was banging everything with a penis for a while there.


Really?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 13, 2018 10:59 PM (Ss+Em)

250 >>Same is true of soups.

Most of the amounts were known, it's just the salt, pepper, and sugar.

And she just reminded me to include the tomato juice, which I eyeballed. Not to mention the exact amount of cabbage, bell pepper, and celery.

We're going to do it differently next time, her Grace informs....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 13, 2018 10:59 PM (NMAzL)

251 Speaking of slutty, not sexy, that would be a perfect description of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. WTF? Who picked her, a panel of pimps?

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2018 10:59 PM (NbRJx)

252
Guess Occasional Cortex wants a taxpayer-funded apartment in DC.

As Fox News reports, "Records show she has more than enough to plunk down on an apartment in the U.S. capital." Fox News adds that Ocasio-Cortez "reported having between $15,001 and $50,000 in her checking account as of the end of April 2018,

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 11:00 PM (aKsyK)

253 I thought "origen" was a sex act...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 11:01 PM (CLcKT)

254 Fox News adds that Ocasio-Cortez "reported having between $15,001 and $50,000 in her checking account as of the end of April 2018,

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She's a fucking play-dohcrat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:01 PM (HJhxx)

255 She thinks she's gonna make history as the Only 29-Year-Old President.

OK, that would be worth living to watch.

Everyone, and I mean everyone in her orbit would be lying to her at epic proportions because they know she is too damned stupid to know otherwise.

The term kakistocracy would acquire a whole more intense meaning.

The State of the Union Show would make President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's look Churchillian in comparison.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 13, 2018 11:02 PM (lD3vL)

256 I want to know what sort of fool leaves $15K in a checking account.

You get what, in an interest bearing account about 0.2%? We got the next Nobel Prize winner in economics budding right now.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

257 Hmmm...

Man banned from Walt Disney World after waving Trumpo 2020 banner while on ride (link to a Fox News station in Florida)

https://tinyurl.com/y9tbprj3

It's this guy's *second* banning, btw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)

258 256 I want to know what sort of fool leaves $15K in a checking account.


-------

The smart money is pouring into frozen concentrated orange juice futures.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at November 13, 2018 11:05 PM (HJhxx)

259 She thinks she's gonna make history as the Only 29-Year-Old President.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 10:58 PM (pgXNG)


One only needs to look at "Isabelita" Peron to see how this sort of thing turns out.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:06 PM (mUa7G)

260 >>>The smart money is pouring into frozen concentrated orange juice futures.



Not beet juice?

Posted by: Dana Loesch at November 13, 2018 11:06 PM (Ss+Em)

261 245 241 If Cortez keeps up her current behavior, Pelosi is gonna be burying her in the crawlspace.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 10:55 PM (vOkuK)

Cortez legitimately thinks she's gonna be made speaker, then Impeachments will make her President even though she's otherwise Too Young.

She thinks she's gonna make history as the Only 29-Year-Old President.
Posted by: Hikaru


The media's fawning over her gave her an unrealistic view of her place in DC. In Congress seniority matters. Unless the democrats are even stupider than I thought, that protest at Pelosi's office was a mistake.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

262 Man banned from Walt Disney World after waving Trumpo 2020 banner while on ride (link to a Fox News station in Florida)

https://tinyurl.com/y9tbprj3

It's this guy's *second* banning, btw.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)

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He has now reenforced the grounds for his lawsuit. Good for him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:07 PM (ffYR/)

263 He has now reenforced the grounds for his lawsuit. Good for him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:07 PM (ffYR/)

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What grounds are those?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (HJhxx)

264 ONT!

Keep 'er movin.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (too polite to just say at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (rJUlF)

265 I imagine Cortez believes 'going to Congress' is just like going to the senior prom and her nipples are just as hard...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (CLcKT)

266 John Kasich is a bitch.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (CkGtt)

267 He has now reenforced the grounds for his lawsuit. Good for him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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It's their house. They get to make the rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (xSo9G)

268 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)

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It didn't look from that photo like it was dangerous to have the sign on that ride. I'm guessing it wouldn't have resulted in an ejection from Disney parks if it said "Warren/Harris 2020."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 11:10 PM (5aX2M)

269 Trumpo?!? I meant to just type Trump. Thanks a lot autocucumber!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:11 PM (miE9U)

270 Gee, I wonder who that computer algorithm is going to pick, the Democrat or the Republican?


Its a real fucking head scratcher???

Posted by: Kreplach at November 13, 2018 11:11 PM (qxq6t)

271 Yud, on one hand I can understand why Disney doesn't want their parks to become political free-for-all zones.

OTOH... I do believe if he had displayed a Dem banner, most of the park personnel would have just pretended not to see it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:12 PM (miE9U)

272 It's their house. They get to make the rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (xSo9G


Absodamlutely.

Said an ALJ adjudicating the Sweet Cakes discrimination suite never

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:12 PM (mUa7G)

273 The media's fawning over her gave her an unrealistic view of her place in DC. In Congress seniority matters. Unless the democrats are even stupider than I thought, that protest at Pelosi's office was a mistake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

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Nanzi, like McStain or McConnell, can make or break a freshman Congress critters career by getting them campaign funding or instructing donors to withhold it. Also, committee assignments.

Unsurprisingly, smooth Cortex did not think this one through.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:13 PM (ffYR/)

274 > Gee, I wonder who that computer algorithm is going to pick, the Democrat or the Republican?


In Maine? What's the difference?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 11:13 PM (vOkuK)

275

Another reason to watch movies at home:

MARION, Ind. (WTHR) - The Grant County Health Department has confirmed investigators found evidence of bed bugs at a Marion movie theater.

The department told our partners at the Marion Chronicle-Tribune the theater tested positive during an inspection last Friday. An Indianapolis pest control company found bed bug casings in one of four theaters tested at the AMC Classic theater and bed bug eggs in one chair of another theater in the building.

Monday night, a Marion woman told Eyewitness News she was bitten all over her back and arms after going to a movie at the AMC Classic theater.

"About halfway through, she said she felt like something bite her," recalled Dylan Stephenson, whose girlfriend, Adriana Wisner, was the victim of the bites.

Wisner and Stephenson said they left halfway through the movie. Now, they're concerned they may have brought the bugs home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 11:14 PM (aKsyK)

276 > Also, committee assignments.


Yes. Comrade Crazy-Eyes will be lucky to be assigned a slot on the Ad Hoc Subcommittee for Polyester Mattress Stuffing. Enjoy that nice two years of hearings on altering the wording on mattress tags, sweetie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 13, 2018 11:15 PM (vOkuK)

277 Bertram, thanks for the tip.

I've never caught a bedbug from a bluray... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:15 PM (miE9U)

278 256 256 I want to know what sort of fool leaves $15K in a checking account.

You get what, in an interest bearing account about 0.2%? We got the next Nobel Prize winner in economics budding right now.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

For what it's worth, my poor ass once had to get a $17,000 Cashier's Check made out in order to buy a car straight-up.

And they were suspicious enough that they placed phone calls to my father and grandfather before they agreed to sell.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 11:15 PM (pgXNG)

279 Oh man, I bet bedbugs love movie theaters like a fat kid loves cake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (5aX2M)

280 Those people are engaged in a now blatant effort to change our country into something none would recognize.

WE--the Americans, can stop them, but it's going to take major effort and likely some blood to do it.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)

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I do not recall you ever writing anything like this before. Have I missed something or has your thinking changed?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (EZebt)

281 He has now reenforced the grounds for his lawsuit. Good for him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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It's their house. They get to make the rules.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (xSo9G)



Then so does Twitter. No matter how much the Ewok don't like it.


Think this over.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (z1KQ6)

282 261 The media's fawning over her gave her an unrealistic view of her place in DC. In Congress seniority matters. Unless the democrats are even stupider than I thought, that protest at Pelosi's office was a mistake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 11:07 PM (+lVUW)


Oh yes. They are stupid, but they know power, and they do not forgive an affront to it. Pelosi will grind this dim Commie Girl up and serve her as tofu burgers. She thought she was entering the corridors of power, but she was really entering her own personal Hell, run by Pelosi.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (Vb4BV)

283 Trumpo was a commie screenwriter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 11:18 PM (aKsyK)

284 WE--the Americans, can stop them, but it's going to take major effort and likely some blood to do it.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 13, 2018 10:27 PM (S/hVx)

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America's number one problem is its rebellion against God. The only remedy is repentance.

Until that happens...

Posted by: SMH at November 13, 2018 11:18 PM (HEKn5)

285 282 Oh yes. They are stupid, but they know power, and they do not forgive an affront to it. Pelosi will grind this dim Commie Girl up and serve her as tofu burgers. She thought she was entering the corridors of power, but she was really entering her own personal Hell, run by Pelosi.
Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (Vb4BV)

I'm not so sure.

If ANYONE in the house dares stand up to Ocampos-Campos-Campos-Campos-Campos-Campos-Campos-Campos, it's Mad Maxine.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 11:19 PM (pgXNG)

286 Non Campos Mentos

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2018 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

287 And yes, I know her real name. I just like to give her the Boutros-Boutros treatment, because To Hell With Her.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 11:20 PM (pgXNG)

288 It's their house. They get to make the rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:09 PM (xSo9G

Absodamlutely.

Said an ALJ adjudicating the Sweet Cakes discrimination suite never
Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:12 PM (mUa7G)

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Really? There are some bakeris and at least one pizza place that would opine differently. How is denying service based on political views differ from denying sevice based on ethnicity?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

289 How is denying service based on political views differ from denying sevice based on ethnicity?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

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You can start with the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:23 PM (HJhxx)

290 Bertram, I know. My Apple autocucumber is sabotaging me!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:23 PM (miE9U)

291
Then so does Twitter. No matter how much the Ewok don't like it.


Think this over.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider
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There are considerable distinctions.

As an example, one has to do with content, the other has to do with behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:24 PM (xSo9G)

292 288 Really? There are some bakeris and at least one pizza place that would opine differently. How is denying service based on political views differ from denying sevice based on ethnicity?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

I'd be frustrated if we're being honest, but I'd also accept that it's ultimately their right, at the end of the day.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 13, 2018 11:24 PM (pgXNG)

293 really nice ont. and terry reid is a surprise. never heard of him. can't understand his lyrics, but quite a singer, very visual architecture to his work.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 13, 2018 11:25 PM (Pg+x7)

294 290 Bertram, I know. My Apple autocucumber is sabotaging me!

It became sentient!? GET OUT NOW!!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 11:25 PM (LOq4H)

295 Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

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The logic follows that one is a choice and the other isn't.

I like this logic.

Because the next time I run own my own shop, I'll enjoy firing my worst employees by telling them it's because they're liberals. I'll be doing it for business reasons, but liberals are shitty, shifty workers so it'll be easy to tell them it's about politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 11:26 PM (5aX2M)

296 some rat, it's getting spookier by the minute...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:27 PM (miE9U)

297 It became sentient!? GET OUT NOW!!
Posted by: some rat
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Alexa, are you eavesdropping on me?

Alexa: "No. Why do you ask?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

298 Then so does Twitter. No matter how much the Ewok don't like it.


Think this over.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 13, 2018 11:17 PM (z1KQ6)

As has been stated many times before, Twitter claims to be a "neutral platform" thereby receiving vital legal protections from libel/slander suits.

Discrimination based on political opinions violates that neutrality.

Posted by: girldog at November 13, 2018 11:27 PM (g5YYQ)

299 Me: "Alexa, are you selling my personal info to the Chinese?"

Alexa: "Feng shui kung pao"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:28 PM (miE9U)

300 How is denying service based on political views differ from denying sevice based on ethnicity?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

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You can start with the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:23 PM (HJhxx)

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This in no way answers my broader statement with the question, which you chose to exclude when quoting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)

301 Ace's recent links to "black people enjoy white music they never heard before (supposedly)" videos made me contemplate at length a song I'd never thought much about, because I knew it so well, because it was played over, and over, and over again, on the radio, when I was a kid: Pink Floyd's Time.

Listening to it with fresh ears, it's brilliant, the lyrics, the alternation of verse style and tune, just topnotch work. And I think maybe I understand that last part, the "Home, Home Again" part that always seemed like a separate song tacked onto the end -- I think maybe it's a guy who is not the protagonist of the rest of the song, arriving home after the protagonist's funeral. Maybe. Anyway, it's great.

And it was written by Roger Waters.

Who is now a completely unhinged Leftie a-hole.

Life is weird.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2018 11:28 PM (Vb4BV)

302 296 some rat, it's getting spookier by the minute...

Threaten it with a large caliber hand gun. If it behaves, don't sleep with it plugged in.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 11:29 PM (LOq4H)

303 How have I never heard this clip? This is amazing.

If you can manage 90 seconds of Ofuckstick the payoff is totally worth it.

https://tinyurl.com/y7w4e9z7

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2018 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

304 qdpsteve's goin' down! And so's are all the resta youse deplorables!!

Posted by: qdpsteve's Apple Autocucumber at November 13, 2018 11:30 PM (miE9U)

305 This in no way answers my broader statement with the question, which you chose to exclude when quoting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)

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Say, whut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:30 PM (HJhxx)

306 160 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper, and get a normal, unskilled job?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

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Being homeless here pays way more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2018 11:30 PM (EZebt)

307 *fires up trusty backup PC*
*dips Mac Mini in bleach*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:31 PM (miE9U)

308 ... terry reid wrote the song in the video when he was 14 and it's been covered by a number of bands. also, according to wikipedia, he turned down the offer to join led zeppelin because he was slated to open for the rolling stones on a world tour and then cream.

he's really good though. glad you posted it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 13, 2018 11:31 PM (Pg+x7)

309 Posted by: The Midnight Rider
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There are considerable distinctions.

As an example, one has to do with content, the other has to do with behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2018 11:24 PM (xSo9G)


Distinctions without a difference.

At the end of the day - you like it when A gets banned from service - but it sucks when B suffers the same.

Your "out" - as it were - is just on the finer points of how balls and strikes should be called.

That's too smart by half. The kind of petard that Republicans constantly hoist themselves by.

You grant the power to ban service - and By God - some will be banned. Including those you think were banned unjustly.

No amount of Rules will control that to your satisfaction. And the more you write, the more you'll hate the outcome.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 13, 2018 11:32 PM (z1KQ6)

310 "I don't think whales fart."

Everything farts, even rocks fart once every 1,239,347 years.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 13, 2018 11:32 PM (tCvhJ)

311 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 13, 2018 11:31 PM (Pg+x7)

Glad you enjoyed the interlude tonight

Posted by: Dana Loesch at November 13, 2018 11:33 PM (Ss+Em)

312 Okay everyone, I think I got a handle on the situation. Running and posting on my PC now.
Gates is God
Gates is God
Gates is God
Gates is God

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:34 PM (miE9U)

313 What the!!!....

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:34 PM (miE9U)

314 qdpsteves computer, come to the dark side!

Posted by: skynet at November 13, 2018 11:36 PM (LOq4H)

315 Steve!

Train a laser dot on your modem, and see if situation improves...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 11:36 PM (CLcKT)

316 Zettai, on it!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:37 PM (miE9U)

317 Okay, I tried the laser dot solution.

My Frontier router's head spun around a few times, cussed like crazy and spit out a gallon of something that looks like pea-green soup, but now seems okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:38 PM (miE9U)

318 This in no way answers my broader statement with the question, which you chose to exclude when quoting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:28 PM (ffYR/)

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Say, whut?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:30 PM (HJhxx)

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Go back and read the full post. Discrimination is discrimination. As we have seen in the recent past. It is not limited to the Civil Rights act of 1964.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:38 PM (ffYR/)

319 My Frontier router's head spun around a few times, cussed like crazy and spit out a gallon of something that looks like pea-green soup, but now seems okay.

Damn....

Posted by: skynet at November 13, 2018 11:39 PM (LOq4H)

320 Go back and read the full post. Discrimination is discrimination. As we have seen in the recent past. It is not limited to the Civil Rights act of 1964.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:38 PM (ffYR/)

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Discrimination happens to be what Congress says it is. You may not like it, but that's the way it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:39 PM (HJhxx)

321 Also my router was floating 6 feet above the desk!
I had to keep yelling at it:

"The power of net neutrality compels you!
The power of net neutrality compels you!
The power of net neutrality compels you!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:39 PM (miE9U)

322 so, when did prom goers quit wearing tuxedos?

you know, the kid in the photo who is in the blue suit in the front who is not saluting, maybe the reason he has been getting bullied since jr high is because of shit he does, like making the comments he did about the salute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)

323 Re the new Mexican word of the day.

Acosta's problem is that he thought he was the Big Enchilada in the White House Press room. There's space for just one Big Orange Haired Enchilada in those press conferences--and it ain't little Jaime "Acosta.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 13, 2018 11:41 PM (Sda6L)

324 I have a hunch Skynet will be back in the quickie low-budget, poorly-reviewed sequel, "The Here-tech."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:41 PM (miE9U)

325 Here's what I don't understand about the oh so sad homeless people in high rent cities like San Francisco. Why don't they move to some small town in a state where housing is a lot cheaper,you and get a normal, unskilled job?
Posted by: nerdygirl at N




you ever been to some small town in some small state?

there is a reason they are small.

everyone there decided it would be better to be anywhere else, even homeless in san francisco.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

326 A laser dot? Kreegah! Bundolo!

(demolishes modem)

Posted by: QDP Steve's cat at November 13, 2018 11:43 PM (fDU8w)

327 "The Here-tech."


Groan...

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 13, 2018 11:43 PM (LOq4H)

328 Welp, looks like it's back to dial-up for me...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:45 PM (miE9U)

329 Has anybody asked Alexandria Occasional Cortex of she knows what she got elected to?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 13, 2018 11:45 PM (3Mwjr)

330 Welp, looks like it's back to dial-up for me...
Posted by: qdpsteve at N



guess you will have to dig out those old hustlers too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

331 Go back and read the full post. Discrimination is discrimination. As we have seen in the recent past. It is not limited to the Civil Rights act of 1964.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:38 PM (ffYR/)

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Discrimination happens to be what Congress says it is. You may not like it, but that's the way it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:39 PM (HJhxx)

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That is absolutely untrue, as we have seen in recent cases. I'm assuming by the timing that you did not bother to go back and read.

So, my place, my call. I own a restaurant, and I choose not to serve overt liberals. Blatant discrimination. I get sued. Am I going to win in Court?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

332 y5, let's hope they didn't burn up in the SoCal fires :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (miE9U)

333 So, my place, my call. I own a restaurant, and I choose not to serve overt liberals. Blatant discrimination. I get sued. Am I going to win in Court?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

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Yes. You will win. Unless your lawyer is an idiot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (HJhxx)

334 so did willow find her cheerleading uniform yet?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

335 My instructor was one Mr Langley... And he taught me to sing a song........ If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you...............

Posted by: Steve's Router at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (CLcKT)

336
Doesn't a ban on Trump banners/signs at Disney World result in a "disparate impact" on white males?

That constitutes both racial and sexual discrimination.

Posted by: girldog at November 13, 2018 11:48 PM (g5YYQ)

337 let's hope they didn't burn up in the SoCal fires :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at N




Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:48 PM (MTjB1)

338 So, my place, my call. I own a restaurant, and I choose not to serve overt liberals. Blatant discrimination. I get sued. Am I going to win in Court?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

Depends if you serve them overt easy, or sunny side up, i expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 11:48 PM (fDU8w)

339 Posted by: Steve's Router at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (CLcKT)

Yeah Frontier, let's hear it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:49 PM (miE9U)

340 everyone there decided it would be better to be anywhere else, even homeless in san francisco.

Agreed, widespread severe mental illness is indeed a major contributing factor.

Posted by: that's how it is at November 13, 2018 11:49 PM (jr1mC)

341 Political viewpoint is not a protected class under current law. Not all leftists are bad employees. But most bad employees are leftists. The self-entitlement and all. It's perfectly legal to tell an employee they're being let go not because of their substandard performance, but because of their Chief Paleface Warren bumper sticker.

And, if Twitter would be honest about it, it would be legal to eject a user for supporting Trump. But then they'd be jeopardizing their status as a non-editorial purveyor of content.

The fly in this ointment, of course, is that media corporations are owned exclusively by leftists who are in symbiosis with the legislators and regulators who "control" their industry. So the "laws" will always favor their "non-editorial" editorial stance as long as we live.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2018 11:49 PM (5aX2M)

342 Yes. You will win. Unless your lawyer is an idiot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (HJhxx)

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There are several highly publicized cases which prove this to be wrong, but I am tired of arguing. I agree to disagree. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:50 PM (ffYR/)

343 So, my place, my call. I own a restaurant, and I
choose not to serve overt liberals. Blatant discrimination. I get sued.
Am I going to win in Court?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (ffYR/)


Sadly that is better stated as: I kick Joey Baggadonuts' kid out for being rowdy, do I get my garbage picked up, food delivered and will the health department come and inspect my kitchen daily during dinner rush until I go broke?

Because that is the level of corruption we are dealing with now.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2018 11:50 PM (mUa7G)

344 Well, i got the last remaining part for my Ford transmission, so tomorrow will be spent putting it back together. Looks like it will be another mild Chinook day, which is conducive to working in the unheated shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2018 11:51 PM (fDU8w)

345 There are several highly publicized cases which prove this to be wrong, but I am tired of arguing. I agree to disagree. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:50 PM (ffYR/)

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Well, I'm just going on 32 years of defending employment discrimination cases, so what do I know?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:52 PM (HJhxx)

346 widespread severe mental illness is indeed a major contributing factor.
Posted by: that's how it is at N




sure but the question is is it better to bring them all into central locations to treat their mental illness or leave them stuck in the hinterlands where it is much harder to treat their mental illness.

guess you could look at it like they may be mentally unhealthy but even they recognize shitty little towns are shitty little towns.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

347 I'm afraid, Steve........ I'm afraid my mind is going................... I can feel it.................................................

Posted by: Steve's Router at November 13, 2018 11:53 PM (CLcKT)

348


Your modem sucks bits in Hell

Posted by: Authentic Frontier modem gibberish at November 13, 2018 11:53 PM (aKsyK)

349 Where's those explosive bolts when I need them?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:55 PM (miE9U)

350 Good news guys!

I called Frontier. They drafted my old router into radical attitude adjustment training with who I hear is a really nasty sergeant at Parris Island...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2018 11:58 PM (miE9U)

351 I think Steve's Router is blowing the margins now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 13, 2018 11:58 PM (CLcKT)

352 Well, I'm just going on 32 years of defending employment discrimination cases, so what do I know?


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 13, 2018 11:52 PM (HJhxx)

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Alrighty then. See my last two sentences in my post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:58 PM (ffYR/)

353
So there was a windows patch yesterday.

It broke their own store app.

Posted by: Dis Lexic, After Nidmight at November 13, 2018 11:59 PM (hrcfq)

354 even they recognize shitty little towns are shitty little towns.

Sure, the mentally-ill are naturally perspicacious. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: makes sense at November 13, 2018 11:59 PM (jr1mC)

355 According to The Babylon Bee, Hillary Clinton has already received an advance on What Happened 2. Oddly enough that might not even be satire.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 13, 2018 11:59 PM (3Mwjr)

356
According to The Babylon Bee, Hillary Clinton has already received an advance on What Happened 2. Oddly enough that might not even be satire.
Posted by: Northernlurker


I think she'll win next time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 12:01 AM (aKsyK)

357 So, my place, my call. I own a restaurant, and I
choose not to serve overt liberals. Blatant discrimination. I get sued.
Am I going to win in Court?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 13, 2018 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

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Yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 12:03 AM (5aX2M)

358 Sure, the mentally-ill are naturally perspicacious. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: makes sense at N



why would you assume that is necessary. likely some elemental, basic function not something higher order. not like everyone that moves out of shitty little towns in shitty little states is mentally ill or a genius, mostly the middle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

359 According to The Babylon Bee, Hillary Clinton has already received an advance on What Happened 2. Oddly enough that might not even be satire.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 13, 2018 11:59 PM (3Mwjr)

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I saw a greay Babylon Bee meme on Facedesk. "Hillary is campaigning to raise $100 million. If she doesn't get it, is threatening that she will run again".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 12:05 AM (ffYR/)

360 I think Steve's Router is blowing the margins now...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Such a slut.....

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 14, 2018 12:07 AM (tt3kE)

361 According to The Babylon Bee, Hillary Clinton has already received an advance on What Happened 2. Oddly enough that might not even be satire.
Posted by: Northernlurker

I think she'll win next time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 12:01 AM (aKsyK)

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Based on........ what?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 12:07 AM (ffYR/)

362 334 so did willow find her cheerleading uniform yet?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 13, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

Well that explains the bow chicka wow wow music playing in here. You know she's not going to be able to calibrate the webcam in the shower once she's got that on right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 14, 2018 12:07 AM (7KYil)

363 Well that explains the bow chicka wow wow music playing in here. You know she's not going to be able to calibrate the webcam in the shower once she's got that on right?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 14, 2018 12:07 AM (7KYil)

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Wait. There's a shower webcam?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2018 12:08 AM (HJhxx)

364 Windows Patch.

I've not updated 7 in a year or so.

Did I miss something important? I mean, besides not being able to play twitter vids.

Price I'm willing to pay.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

365 Time for the old folk. Last night we got 3-4" of clingy snow and I gotta admit it's pretty--right now. Later in the year not so much.


Be safe and sleep well, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 14, 2018 12:14 AM (S/hVx)

366
Based on........ what?
Posted by: Calm Mentor


They now know where to bend the electoral curve.
That and changing demographics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 12:16 AM (aKsyK)

367 G'night irongrampa!

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 12:16 AM (xIwiI)

368 AOP, what turned out to be wrong with your trans.?

Posted by: choogle at November 14, 2018 12:19 AM (jDl1X)

369 Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

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Windows 7 was my favorite since XP/SP3.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 12:19 AM (5aX2M)

370 @ irongranpa.

1. goodnight.

2. i'm locked, loaded, trained and equipped. just gimme the grid to your foxhole, sir.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

371 ....AOP, what turned out to be wrong with your trans.?

Posted by: choogle at November 14, 2018 12:19 AM (jDl1X)



He thought it was a Transmission.

It was a Tranny.

Easy mistake there, in the dark.

He painted it brown just to make sure that never happens again.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/snrk

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

372 Hasbro has released "Monopoly for Millennials"

This is just a well-done internet practical joke, right?
This doesn't actually exist, right?
Right?

Posted by: Chuck C at November 14, 2018 12:25 AM (YTxkQ)

373 AOP, what turned out to be wrong with your trans.?
Posted by: choogle at November 14, 2018 12:19 AM (jDl1X)

Heh, Jim!

The direct-drive clutch was pooched. Evidently the lip seal on the piston failed, and could not hold pressure on the clutch pack, which slipped and burned up. Got hot enough to turn the drum blue, and warped the pressure plate, which is nearly 1/4" thick.

No other internal damage evident, although all the rubber seals were kind of hard.

Might have been brought on by towing a heavy trailer too much, by a previous owner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 12:28 AM (fDU8w)

374 This dude is livestreaming a takedown of Jim Acosta's lawsuit while drinking Maker's Mark. It'll go on for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68G6nJlm0jc

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2018 12:28 AM (13CQC)

375 B



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

376
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Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

377

B

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

378


E

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

379



S

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

380 Is this something?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y82v3ud4

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 14, 2018 12:34 AM (CLcKT)

381 No other internal damage evident, although all the rubber seals were kind of hard.

Might have been brought on by towing a heavy trailer too much, by a previous owner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or, perhaps, an under usage of the chronosynplastic infundibulum?

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 12:34 AM (xIwiI)

382 So, a point I come back to a lot...why is a NAZI salute, literally, a national issue, but similar kids specifically embracing socialism is not?


Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2018 12:35 AM (+DkQm)

383 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 14, 2018 12:37 AM (UCeCl)

384 AOP.

That failure is COMMON, and is nearly always directly attributable to not servicing the transmission, EVER.

For that Ford Transmission, the best service routine is:

* drain fluids

* bust off the pan and remove and clean the screen.

* new gasket, and replace the pan and screen.

* refill fluids.

* start 'er up, and top off fluids with engine/tranny at idle in neutral.


That's an every 50k mile routine. Most owners, DON'T.

And so you inherited your pain from one who didn't.

It's as simple as new fluid, clean screen. PERIOD.

Not doing that costs, and you PAID.

You wanna tow loads with that rig? If your truck lacks EITHER an Engine Oil Cooler, or a Tranny Oil Cooler. INSTALL ONE.

Ford's internal transmission engineering was largely, correct.

External accessory complimentary cooling equipement?

Yeah, the bean counters strike again.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

385 Hasbro has released "Monopoly for Millennials"

This is just a well-done internet practical joke, right?
This doesn't actually exist, right?
Right?
Posted by: Chuck C at November 14, 2018 12:25 AM (YTxkQ

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Heh. "MajorCorp" had me design "MajorCorp Monopoly" as a giveaway for good employees at quarterly all-hands meetings.

This one-off turned out right. It was very pretty, very tongue-in-cheek and humorous, and fun. And, oddly enough, it worked... workers were competing for it like a trophy. I'm proud of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 12:39 AM (5aX2M)

386 guessing since the happy couple is not here someone forgot his safe word.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)

387 Could just always stick with the good ol' manual gearbox...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 14, 2018 12:42 AM (CLcKT)

388 Y5.

I laffed.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

389 I laffed.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at N






night

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

390 kind of sad to see a great thread go to waste.



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)

391 Y5!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 14, 2018 12:47 AM (7KYil)

392 AOP, thanks.

Posted by: choogle at November 14, 2018 12:47 AM (jDl1X)

393 guessing since the happy couple is not here someone forgot his safe word.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14,

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G-d Bless The King. Long Live... Her Grace?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 12:48 AM (5aX2M)

394 Goodnight all, thanks for funnin' with me tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 12:48 AM (miE9U)

395 Ya know, the parent that took the Baraboo boys' picture claims to have asked them to wave goodbye to their parents ... and the wave is frozen in time.

BTW, Baraboo has become a suburb of Madison ... hence the <expletive> stupidity.

Posted by: CheeseLurk at November 14, 2018 12:49 AM (j3frD)

396 Not doing that costs, and you PAID.

You wanna tow loads with that rig? If your truck lacks EITHER an Engine Oil Cooler, or a Tranny Oil Cooler. INSTALL ONE.

Ford's internal transmission engineering was largely, correct.

External accessory complimentary cooling equipement?

Yeah, the bean counters strike again.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2018 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

Well, I bought the truck for $800 because it had a bad transmission. The 4 almost-new tires are worth nearly that. The transmission filter is un-cleanable. Felt filter. It would be nearly impossible to clean it properly, and any attempt to clean it might only loosen crap, which would then circulate.

Lack of service may have entered into it, no question there.

The other clutches were in perfect condition, and will be reused. The two bands probably could have been reused, but I got new ones. And a rebuilt torque converter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 12:49 AM (fDU8w)

397 Could just always stick with the good ol' manual gearbox...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia

So hard to find these days

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2018 12:50 AM (gjycc)

398 G-d Bless The King. Long Live... Her Grace?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at N



guess the difficulty of swinging from a hook with a ball gag in is he won't be able to give his safe word. she is devious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

399 So hard to find these days

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2018 12:50 AM


It's even harder to find motorists who can use one!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 14, 2018 12:52 AM (CLcKT)

400 Could just always stick with the good ol' manual gearbox...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 14, 2018 12:42 AM (CLcKT)

I like a good manual shift, but modern automatics are so good, it's hard to beat them. And might even be better for towing or 4-wheeling. The power comes on more smoothly. And a heavy vehicle with a strong clutch needs a strong left leg, and that gets old real fast in urban traffic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 12:53 AM (fDU8w)

401 And I am getting a tad sleepy here. Time to call it a night. Busy day tomorrow, if all goes well.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 12:55 AM (fDU8w)

402 night

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)

403 kind of sad to see a great thread go to waste.

Posted by: yankeefifth


Sharpen your knives on ceramic mugs!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2018 01:01 AM (pnMCv)

404 Sharpen your knives on ceramic mugs!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at N



would be better to have mishum take it out back and put it out of its misery.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

405 F the GLA VA...

and the VA in general.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2018 01:06 AM (Dagiw)

406 I noticed today, the streets here in Failifornia are covered in trash. I knew that they were trashy to some extent, but I didn't realize that it looked like a dumpster had been emptied on the roads in all but the wealthiest neighborhoods until I took time to look today. And yet the People in Charge will never have to confront this problem because their brainwashed NPC voters will never hold them accountable for the broken promises that led to the sorry state of things and because the authorities themselves will always be cushioned from the decline, just like what happened to our Executive Airports.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 14, 2018 01:06 AM (UCeCl)

407 I just booked in to head home from Entebbe late tonight. I'll be spending six hours in Amsterdam airport and another five hours in Vancouver. So no rush in making the the transitions.
So what to do in Amsterdam airport besides buying cheese?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 01:14 AM (3Mwjr)

408 When I was a kid, smokes were $2.50 in CO, because we didn't have tax-mad leftists in charge yet. Meanwhile, leftists in a certain east coast state managed to raise smokes to $7-$10.

So it was profitable to gel-print Right Coast tax stamps, and ship cartons east for underground sale to the bodegas. Then, CO joined Bloomberg's Morality Patrol and raised our taxes on tobacco, and it stopped being worth the effort.

Now that FedGov jerkoffs are going to ban menthols, I'm beginning to think about the profitability of resurrecting a new version of this scheme.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 01:16 AM (5aX2M)

409
would be better to have mishum take it out back and put it out of its misery.
Posted by: yankeefifth



No, but no, the just plain knife thing....

sharpen on ...

fergetit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2018 01:16 AM (pnMCv)

410 Holy crap. Was Ace on crack today?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2018 01:17 AM (t6MX/)

411 I just booked in to head home from Entebbe late tonight. I'll be spending six hours in Amsterdam airport and another five hours in Vancouver. So no rush in making the the transitions.
So what to do in Amsterdam airport besides buying cheese?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 01:14 AM (3Mwjr)

You could explore the vast, uncharted hallways of the airport, that can always be entertaining, but I imagine it'll only last about an hour though.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 14, 2018 01:18 AM (UCeCl)

412 410 Holy crap. Was Ace on crack today?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2018 01:17 AM (t6MX/)



No. And that was the problem

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 01:20 AM (cAnNx)

413 Just wondering if anybody has thus far mentioned that Baraboo is home to the Circus World Museum.

Clowns are a fairly common sight in the area.

Posted by: Sideshow Barker's Hype Man at November 14, 2018 01:22 AM (NELR+)

414 "As an atheist, I have argued that if religion is erased, something must be put in its place. ..."

Sounds good but is in reality not very insightful. All atheistic systems have done exactly that, the socialist ones with worship of the State/Class/Race and/or historical determinism.

Point is if the atheist have anything good to replace religion with and I don't think they have. All they have is tyranny, either suicidal (like our Western culture is going through) or murder/suicidal as exampled by the different 'socialist' systems.

Posted by: PhilD at November 14, 2018 01:26 AM (teB4v)

415 So what to do in Amsterdam airport besides buying cheese?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 01:14 AM (3Mwjr)

Apparently, the Amsterdam airport offers 10-20 minute massages, an on-site Casino and a small museum among other things. That should keep you occupied for a good 2-3 hours at least.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 14, 2018 01:27 AM (UCeCl)

416 380 Is this something?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y82v3ud4
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto



If the recent past is any indication, no.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 01:28 AM (Tb6Ut)

417
I like a good manual shift, but modern automatics are so good, it's hard to beat them. And might even be better for towing or 4-wheeling. The power comes on more smoothly. And a heavy vehicle with a strong clutch needs a strong left leg, and that gets old real fast in urban traffic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 12:53 AM (fDU8w)

I am in an automated transmission Kenworth. Great for fuel economy, and I appreciate it both up and down inclines, but a real pain in the posterior when maneuvering around a yard. Trying to use reverse is the devil's daughter during that time of the month and she just realized there's no chocolate in the house.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2018 01:30 AM (NELR+)

418 The atheist regimes of the twentieth century murdered more people than all of history's religious crusades combined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 01:34 AM (5aX2M)

419 Seems to me the photog thought it would be a good joke to play on small minds.

And it did the job. We see thousands expressing fear and hate and disdain and all sorts of things except saying "so what".

Nazism didn't create the holocaust because of the salute.

The salute doesn't create Nazism.

It's rather stupid that this gesture has been made a crime in Germany.

The US has yet to fall into these traps where gestures and words have become heinous crimes while actual crimes are being either ignored or praised.

And as noted think of all the money going into an 'Investigation' that will result in pretty much nothing at all.

That's the mental thinking of stupid liberals who blow up every word or gesture that can possibly be thought of as racist or demeaning to someone somewhere. That's not the attitude that made this country the freest and the best.

And every incident like this just brings us closer to being jerks like the rest of the world.

Ever notice how the stupid leaders of schools that are triggered so easily always seem to be run by women.

Maybe some men around to kick a little bit of teenage butt and/or do some role modeling and inventing ways of putting all that energy into some useful form would've stopped this stuff at the start.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 01:39 AM (P16Qe)

420 So what to do in Amsterdam airport besides buying cheese?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 01:14 AM (3Mwjr)

Take a shower! Mercure Hotel, located on the upper level in Lounge 3 in piers F, G and H, opposite the KLM Crown Lounge. The shower costs 19.50 euro to use, and the price includes a towel and toiletries.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 01:41 AM (xIwiI)

421 Looks like someone is gunning for 1,000+ posts a week.

Moar power to ya nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 01:45 AM (5d8+l)

422 Good night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 01:45 AM (ffYR/)

423 Goodnight Horde.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 14, 2018 01:45 AM (UCeCl)

424 Take a shower! Mercure Hotel, located on the upper level in Lounge 3 in piers F, G and H, opposite the KLM Crown Lounge. The shower costs 19.50 euro to use, and the price includes a towel and toiletries.
Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 01:41 AM (xIwiI)

That's interesting. Might be a good idea.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 01:47 AM (3Mwjr)

425 "As an atheist, I have argued that if religion is erased, something must be put in its place. ..."

Sounds good but is in reality not very insightful. All atheistic systems have done exactly that, the socialist ones with worship of the State/Class/Race and/or historical determinism.


That was Nietzsche's point when he famously said "God is dead"

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 14, 2018 02:04 AM (h2Bdk)

426 The US has yet to fall into these traps where gestures and words have become heinous crimes while actual crimes are being either ignored or praised.

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Says you, pal.

Posted by: Antifa Goon With A Cudgel And A State Sanctioned License To Swing It Around at November 14, 2018 02:04 AM (5aX2M)

427 Nancy is loving the new kids and their modern greeting techniques.

I think she is still trying to get the hang of it. .

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 02:08 AM (UsCnO)

428 Heh. Pelosi is gonna crush Occasional-Cortex like a freaking bug.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 14, 2018 02:10 AM (QU+qf)

429 WTH were you doing in Uganda anyway?

just curious...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2018 02:10 AM (Dagiw)

430 426 The US has yet to fall into these traps where gestures and words have become heinous crimes while actual crimes are being either ignored or praised.

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Says you, pal.
Posted by: Antifa Goon With A Cudgel And A State Sanctioned License To Swing It Around at November 14, 2018 02:04 AM (5aX2M)

Flip off a cop and see what happens.

Get in bed with the Dems, win a penny-ante local elected office, stop paying your taxes for ten years, and see what happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 02:14 AM (BRvh1)

431 WTH were you doing in Uganda anyway?

just curious...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2018 02:10 AM (Dagiw)

Mission trip.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 02:14 AM (3Mwjr)

432 414 Point is if the atheist have anything good to replace religion with and I don't think they have. All they have is tyranny, either suicidal (like our Western culture is going through) or murder/suicidal as exampled by the different 'socialist' systems.

Posted by: PhilD at November 14, 2018 01:26 AM (teB4v)


A new or rare poster. That's okay, welcome.

But your argument is tired. 'Atheists cannot be moral. They cannot have a set of values, because you get that ONLY from religion.'

Really, bunky? Without the 10 Commandments, you wouldn't know that murder is wrong? That armed robbery is wrong? That trying your best to treat others as you yourself would like to be treated is a good idea?

About 20% of the world's population is muslim. And according to some of their preachers and their good book, killing infidels and taking their shit and enslaving the survivors is A OK.

I'll take your average atheist's POV on right or wrong over that any day of the week.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2018 02:14 AM (Z4rgH)

433 Hey, I've got 15,000 votes for Abrams in GA, 10,000 votes for Gillum and 25,000 votes for that Nelson guy in FLA.....Is this the right IP address for delivery?

Posted by: DNC-Ohs Pizza Guy at November 14, 2018 02:30 AM (pzRUn)

434 Organ procurement.

Protip: Check a blood test...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 14, 2018 02:34 AM (/W6k1)

435 "Can you have morality without God?"

It's a weird question.

The theist says no, for obvious reasons. The Law is imprinted upon the universe. It might almost be conceivable that there could be morality without Humans.

The atheists say yes, because they do not believe in the Transcendent, therefore any morality which does exist (and it most certainly does exist) exists without the agency of a god. Because the non-existence of any god is simply an axiom of thought.

Both are very much a forteriori arguments.

Does belief in God entail belief in morality? well... yeah. No shit.

Does belief in morality entail belief in God? ... maybe? Perhaps "morality" in that case is just a set of Pareto-optimal solutions to the same old same old frictions that humanity has butted up against since before the invention of laughter.

Either way, at the core of any set of Ethics or Morals is the belief that there is something Special and Unique about humanity that demands a certain respect and dignity. If that respect and dignity does not ultimately come from some form of Transcendence, then it is nothing more than the rankest chauvinism (species-ism?).

In other words, morality comes either from an innate respect that all humans owe to each other due to some substantial quality we possess as humans, or it is merely a polite fiction.

I look at this as a meandering, poorly planned, ill thought out, and shoddily executed Apologia for the existence of The Transcendent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 02:36 AM (BRvh1)

436 Guess we'll find out in the end who's right.

Personally, I'll stake my everlasting soul on Jesus Christ.

Because He's coming back.

Soon.

Goodnight y'all and God Bless.

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2018 02:44 AM (/OEmT)

437 418 soren kierkagaard predicted this would happen when everyone else thought monarchy was the worst form of government. communist developed the cell to take heavy casualties and be able to continue on. the decent moral people are the first to go. look what happened to jeb bush and kasich. trump is a survivor and the latest in a long list of darwinian survival of the fitist. nietzche's superman.

Posted by: ramondo at November 14, 2018 02:49 AM (nlCNZ)

438 Good old Pascal's Wager:

Either Christ is Lord, or he ain't.

So act like he is, because if you're right, all is well. If you're wrong, you're feckin' worm food anyway.

If you act like he isn't? Best case scenario is you're still feckin' worm food. Worst case scenario is a soul-wracking eternity of being irreversibly shut out of communion with the only entity that has ever truly loved you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 02:53 AM (BRvh1)

439 435 ...Either way, at the core of any set of Ethics or Morals is the belief that there is something Special and Unique about humanity that demands a certain respect and dignity...

Good Stuff, there. If a lion male kills and eats the litter of a female he is unsure of the parentage of, does a human condemn his immorality? No, he's a beast. Yet in the next breath, a human will applaud the defense of the litter by the female unto death as a moral or worthy act.

Because both acts are judged by humans based upon viewpoints and are both circumstantially valid.

We applaud or understand the looter stealing food for his family, and hate the looter stealing TVs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2018 02:54 AM (Z4rgH)

440 Posted by: ramondo at November 14, 2018 02:49 AM (nlCNZ)

He didn't use the phrase "Sickness unto Death" lightly.

And his "Angst" isn't just in response to metaphysical Existenz, but has political and sociological ramifications as well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 02:57 AM (BRvh1)

441 There is NO fighting in the War Room!

or in the ONT...

how dare y'all harsh the buzz!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2018 03:00 AM (Dagiw)

442 We applaud or understand the looter stealing food for his family, and hate the looter stealing TVs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2018 02:54 AM (Z4rgH)

Interesting point....

A looter gets caught stealing a couple flat-screens, and we think he's horrible... A carbuncle on society's left ass cheek. But if we find out he planned on selling those TVs for cash to buy groceries, he's suddenly a latter day Robin Hood.

Circumstantial validity, indeed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 03:01 AM (BRvh1)

443 Posted by: ramondo at November 14, 2018 02:49 AM (nlCNZ)



This is a troll.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 03:05 AM (cAnNx)

444 To those about to go to bed
Have a good night

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 03:10 AM (T4oHT)

445 This is a troll.
Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 03:05 AM (cAnNx)

Dead men shouldn't throw stones at... trolls ... in ... glass... houses...?

That's not how that saying goes.

Dammit.

I'm going to bed.

'night y'all

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 03:11 AM (BRvh1)

446 Hey Skip!
Sausages this morning?

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 03:13 AM (xIwiI)

447 Fear of G-d will at some point stay the brutal hand of man. In its absence, nothing ever will. We're too proud.

Gotta hit the hay, guys... can't believe I made it this long. G ' night, Horde.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 03:14 AM (iibQo)

448 Honorable Mention:
17 [345 comments] 'ace'

Who's this "ace" person, who only had 345 comments? Some newbie?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 03:35 AM (+ZMGe)

449 why stalin, hitler, mao, castro, sadam et.al? they were ruthless enough to survive. the less ruthless fell by the way side. except for dr. warren are founding fathers were not wiped out so moderates prevailed most other places they didn't. the british let gandi live because they feared what would take his place.

Posted by: ramondo at November 14, 2018 03:35 AM (nlCNZ)

450 Have a extra pancake to have with a few sausages, probably also make oatmeal or Cream of Wheat

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 03:45 AM (T4oHT)

451 Ace makes top 10, a first I think.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 03:46 AM (T4oHT)

452 451 Ace makes top 10, a first I think.
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 03:46 AM (T4oHT)

And in the same week, he's told us a couple of times that he's blowing off the posting and just putting up a couple of links.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 03:47 AM (+ZMGe)

453 Yay sausages!

Links or patties?

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 03:48 AM (xIwiI)

454 Nietzsche's Supermen believed in punctuation and grammar too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 03:52 AM (Tb6Ut)

455 454 Nietzsche's Supermen believed in punctuation and grammar too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 03:52 AM (Tb6Ut)

And the "return" key.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 03:53 AM (+ZMGe)

456 A comment on Survivorship Bias:

https://xkcd.com/1827/

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 03:54 AM (+ZMGe)

457 Links, better get up and get them on

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 03:57 AM (T4oHT)

458 Romania. Isn't that where they keep the dragons?

Good morning roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 14, 2018 03:57 AM (vbvxt)

459 Skip-

In case you want to experiment some day:

www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/
11-microwave-breakfasts-
you-can-make-in-one-mug

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:07 AM (lhgwp)

460 458: the dragons are in Wales. Romania has the vampires and werewolves.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 04:08 AM (Tb6Ut)

461 Dragons are found the old world all over

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:11 AM (T4oHT)

462 So now I have nothing to do but hang around until my flight leaves in 11hours. I'm so bored.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 04:13 AM (3Mwjr)

463 462 Waiting in a airport ? If so that is the worst.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:22 AM (T4oHT)

464 So now I have nothing to do but hang around until my flight leaves in 11hours. I'm so bored.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Still in Entebbe or now in Nairobi?

If you're in Nairobi, hire a guide and car to tour the National Park just outside the airport! Critters, in the wild.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:27 AM (lhgwp)

465 I'm in Entebbe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 04:28 AM (3Mwjr)

466 >>>462 So now I have nothing to do but hang around until my flight leaves in 11hours. I'm so bored.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 04:13 AM (3Mwjr)

Buy a pack of Christmas cards and write them?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 04:30 AM (+ZMGe)

467 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 04:30 AM (cqNba)

468 Coffee and sausage are done, just microwaved the pancakes
No new AT articles.yet

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:31 AM (T4oHT)

469 466

Buy a pack of Christmas cards and write them?
Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 04:30 AM (+ZMGe)

. . . once you get to the Amsterdam airport.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 04:32 AM (+ZMGe)

470 Guess who still hasn't adjusted to turning the clocks back.


Go ahead.....try to guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 04:32 AM (cqNba)

471 I'm in Entebbe.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 04:28 AM (3Mwjr)


Too bad. Memorize the "BBC-World Wide" 20 minute h8-America loop.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:38 AM (lhgwp)

472 470 Guess who still hasn't adjusted to turning the clocks back.

Go ahead.....try to guess.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Your Dog.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:43 AM (lhgwp)

473 470 Guess who still hasn't adjusted to turning the clocks back.


Go ahead.....try to guess.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Your cats?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 04:47 AM (Tb6Ut)

474 Northernlurker's in Entebbe?

I'm at the Nagasaki airport (it's kinda hell and gone from the city, far away).

So the sun won't set on the Moron Empire? But it's dark here. So, something something.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 04:48 AM (GZ/b1)

475 "Your Dog."

Top five answers are on the board.


And our survey says.....



[X]

*Places left hand in vest pocket, looks at question card in right hand*


Posted by: Zombie Richard Dawson at November 14, 2018 04:48 AM (cqNba)

476 Skip not all airport waits are bad.

This one has, well, pleasant scenery. Lots.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 04:49 AM (GZ/b1)

477 "Your cats?"


[X] [X]


Your team has one more strike, and then the other team will have a chance to steal.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Dawson at November 14, 2018 04:50 AM (cqNba)

478 "I'm at the Nagasaki airport (it's kinda hell and gone from the city, far away). "

Did you make it to the memorial and museum?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 04:50 AM (cqNba)

479 This airport is small, and nice. Best part - free samples. Sho-chu (rare that booze can be sampled), about (Chinese pork buns), crieme caramel pound cake, fish sticks, so far. And lots of eye-candy.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 04:54 AM (GZ/b1)

480 Rhomboid..

You flying up to Narita from there?

Heading back stateside?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 04:57 AM (cqNba)

481 >462 So now I have nothing to do but hang around until my flight leaves in 11hours. I'm so bored.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 04:13 AM (3Mwjr)

Oh hell, just get drunk. Tuskers, gin and tonics, whatever. Get pissing drunk, fall asleep, get on the plane, fall asleep, wake up at Schipol, have a shower and change your dirty underwear.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:58 AM (lhgwp)

482 This is cool having world travelers, but then who else is up this hour?

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:59 AM (T4oHT)

483 VIA, yes, museum and "hypo-center" today. Museum was well done. When I have more time, a more detailed review. Usual problems of no/distorted historical framing, but not egregious.

Probably not as bad as the average American college student is exposed to - in the rare case they get any WWII history at all. A depressing thought.

One funny: at the very end they have video interviews with survivors. One was an Aussie POW. His take: bomb was a good thing, saved many lives. Nothing in museum directly contradicts this, but let's say it is not the general tone of the texts.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 05:00 AM (GZ/b1)

484
Oh hell, just get drunk. Tuskers, gin and tonics, whatever. Get pissing drunk, fall asleep, get on the plane, fall asleep, wake up at Schipol, have a shower and change your dirty underwear.
Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:58 AM (lhgwp)

That is a plan. I prefer Nile Special to Tusker.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 05:02 AM (3Mwjr)

485 Noticed another thing, Ace with 36 sock puppets. Have to watch more carefully.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 05:03 AM (T4oHT)

486 Osaka, then to Kyoto by bus, 2 days, then back to Kobe, back to US next Monday from Kansas (Osaka) airport.

Two weeks total.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 05:03 AM (GZ/b1)

487 Too bad. Memorize the "BBC-World Wide" 20 minute h8-America loop.
Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 04:38 AM (lhgwp)

I've become an expert on Premier League soccer. Man City is the best in the league.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 05:04 AM (3Mwjr)

488 Signing off. Gotta get ready to board with the delicious young things and the drunk salarymen.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 05:05 AM (GZ/b1)

489 Can't say there is anything in Japan I want to see, except a Formula one race.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 05:06 AM (T4oHT)

490 Fly safe, Rhomboid

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:07 AM (cqNba)

491 Or to paraphrase Camille Paglia up in the quotes
Those who don't believe in religion will believe anything.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 05:08 AM (T4oHT)

492 "Can't say there is anything in Japan I want to see, except a Formula one race."

Not even a vending machine on the sidewalk, vending used women's panties?

Bu I have to give them credit.
Even the McDonald's in Japan are run exactly according to standards.
Food is prepared and cooked exactly the right way.
Dining areas are spotless.
Staff is professional and courteous.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:10 AM (cqNba)

493 So the sun won't set on the Moron Empire? But it's dark here. So, something something.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 04:48 AM (GZ/b1)

The sun never rises on the Moron ONT....

FIFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 14, 2018 05:11 AM (8iiMU)

494 I'm killing time with a Nile Special.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 05:13 AM (3Mwjr)

495 482 This is cool having world travelers, but then who else is up this hour?
Posted by: Skip



Midshift zombies {waves}. Even on my nights off, I'm up all night.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 05:14 AM (Tb6Ut)

496
Pat Buchanan gets a link in the ONT? Interesting.

We must be in the final days of the Republic. When the people sleeping for the past two decades wake up, read what he has to say, and say, "Damn who is this guy? He makes a lot of sense."

Any mention of him usually is followed by some obscure claim of anti-semitism. Which I have never detected. Apparently there's a purity test and he doesn't pass and must be shunned.

Posted by: The Next Recession is Calling at November 14, 2018 05:17 AM (e7O7B)

497 489 Can't say there is anything in Japan I want to see, except a Formula one race.
Posted by: Skip



This. Suzuka looks like a fun track. I'd rather watch an sportscar endurance race but F1 would be ok too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 05:18 AM (Tb6Ut)

498 It's sunny here. So it's true the sun never sets on Moron Empire. It's also accurate to say it's always time for a drink in the Empire.
Raises glass in a toast.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 05:18 AM (3Mwjr)

499 Noticed another thing, Ace with 36 sock puppets. Have to watch more carefully.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 05:03 AM


'Recession' sock off.

Yeah, look for a hash that begins (Pb )
Pb is the chemical symbol for lead.
He usually comes up with some pretty vile nics referencing Hillary Clinton's cooter. Stuff like that.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 14, 2018 05:20 AM (e7O7B)

500 494 I'm killing time with a Nile Special.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2018 05:13 AM (3Mwjr)

Now go buy some giftshop warthogs, lions, impalas and giraffes.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 05:21 AM (lhgwp)

501 I'm outta here.

Have a great day everyone and to the world travelers God Speed.

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 05:26 AM (T4oHT)

502
When American prisoners of war were in the 'Hanoi Hilton' they used to read to them from the New York Times in order to demoralize them. From the Pat Buchanan article some history I doubt .0001% of Americans know...

John F. Kennedy was beloved by the media elite. Yet JFK canceled all White House subscriptions to the New York Herald Tribune and called the publisher of The New York Times to get him to pull reporter David Halberstam out of Vietnam for undermining U.S. morale in a war in which Green Berets were dying.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 14, 2018 05:28 AM (e7O7B)

503 We must be getting into that point in time known as the t'aint.

T'aint night time anymore

T'aint morning, yet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:40 AM (cqNba)

504 Guess who still hasn't adjusted to turning the clocks back.


Go ahead.....try to guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Hillary ?

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 05:45 AM (r83ia)

505 503 We must be getting into that point in time known as the t'aint.

T'aint night time anymore

T'aint morning, yet.
Posted by: Village Idiot'

Damn Straight! Where's my breakfast?!?!!!!

Signed,
Your Dog.

Posted by: morton at November 14, 2018 05:46 AM (lhgwp)

506 Back in my youth, the students often made the Nazi salute to people like the president of the university. The message they were sending was "YOU are a Nazi." Not "We are." It wasn't just the lefties doing this. It was a common response when the university administration were acting like assholes, as is their wont.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 14, 2018 05:46 AM (59GGI)

507 "Signed,
Your Dog."

No dog here.

The cats won't allow it.

But, one of them was kind enough to put the puke pile right where my feet would find it in the dark this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:50 AM (cqNba)

508 But, one of them was kind enough to put the puke pile right where my feet would find it in the dark this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:50 AM (cqNba)


They're thoughtful like that.

Had to get up at 4:00 to hit the airport. The petting zoo all looked at me like "You have got to be kidding me" - then the lazy bastards laid back down.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 14, 2018 05:59 AM (Pwo5S)

509 Ocasio-Cortez led a protest at the office of Nancy Pelosi, whom she says she admires very much. Cortez said that she thought Pelosi would appreciate the civil engagement. (LOL) About 31 people were arrested but Cortez left before then-because of course she did!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 06:02 AM (AllCR)

510 That opening pic is of Hickory Dickory Dock 1 minute after the fisherman fell in the water.


If a fisherman falls in the water and no one hears him do the fish still bite?

Posted by: saf at November 14, 2018 06:02 AM (5IHGB)

511 But, one of them was kind enough to put the puke pile right where my feet would find it in the dark this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Ha! I remember those days. I'd wake up at 3:45 AM to go to work. Get ready, dress in the dark, come down the stairs, and step in a pile. Say O Shti a number of times. Take off the sock, go back upstairs to get another pair.
At least, it would really really wake me up

Posted by: Bruce at November 14, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

512 Morning y'all

Posted by: wing at November 14, 2018 06:05 AM (JFzNN)

513 "Cortez said that she thought Pelosi would appreciate the civil engagement. "

I believe that she will be referred to by historians as 'The Gift That Keeps On Giving'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 06:05 AM (cqNba)

514 About 31 people were arrested but Cortez left before then-because of course she did!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 06:02 AM


Wouldn't be prudent for the next President or Vice-President of the United States to get arrested. Think it couldn't happen?

Think again. If the promise is free 'Medicare for all' the African-American and Hispanic constituencies who really flexed their muscle last week could put together an unstoppable coalition.

ObamaCare was the foot in the door. When it could have been killed, John McCain put his fist up in the air and pointed his thumb down. Now 30 trillion dollars in debt and counting, a huge program like 'Medicare for all' would be the knife in the heart.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 14, 2018 06:12 AM (e7O7B)

515
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 06:13 AM (LsBY9)

516 If I was a lapsed Catholic and met a ghey ballroom dancer......would he....

...wait for it.....
..



"SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME?" groan.













Posted by: saf at November 14, 2018 06:20 AM (5IHGB)

517 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

518 Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


OK

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 06:22 AM (r83ia)

519 ^^^ "LAPSED" fcud that one up

Posted by: saf at November 14, 2018 06:22 AM (5IHGB)

520 Hadrian the Seventh

The good life = the moral life, right?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

521
The good life = the moral life, right?

Depends on the reader's definition. Enjoy yourself with your favorite activities, or try to live a moral life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 06:31 AM (LsBY9)

522
Now streaming the symphonic poem Russia by Mili Balakirev, with the Russian State Symphony Orchestra conducted by Igor Golovschin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 06:32 AM (LsBY9)

523 Huma! Taint time!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 14, 2018 06:33 AM (CE5C/)

524 Have a great day, everyone.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)

525 Not saying that Maryland has issues, but one of our next County Executives is ...

Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 06:35 AM (cqNba)

526 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 06:35 AM (sMMcg)

527 Not saying that Maryland has issues, but one of our next County Executives is ...

Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


At least he's not Boaty McBoatface !

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 06:37 AM (r83ia)

528 Looks like Boaty sunk the thread.

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 06:41 AM (r83ia)

529 I live in Calvin Ball's county. He is my new ruler.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 14, 2018 06:44 AM (f9un2)

530 g'morning ONTers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 06:46 AM (GBteo)

531 527 Not saying that Maryland has issues, but one of our next County Executives is ...

Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



A county where you make the rules up as you go along? Assuming you have rules. That's the New Normal!

I Binged the new County Executive. He looks high.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 06:52 AM (Tb6Ut)

532 They should name a banana nut sundae after Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 06:55 AM (r83ia)

533
They should name a banana nut sundae after Ocasio-Cortez


Nope, breakfast cereal. Socialist Froot Loops or Socialist Apple Jacks Your Wallet

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 14, 2018 07:01 AM (pNxlR)

534 Days of our lives, begins all too soon. Fortify yourself.

Posted by: Dayman Witherspoon at November 14, 2018 07:03 AM (hrcfq)

535 Off to see a neurosurgeon at Duke in a little while. MRI and X-ray led to local diagnosis of stenosis, scoliosis, and spondylosis. Been waiting 6 weeks for a referral to a spine surgeon here in Wilmington. Hoping they have a solution.

Posted by: Agitator at November 14, 2018 07:07 AM (atO6j)

536 535 Off to see a neurosurgeon at Duke in a little while. MRI and X-ray led to local diagnosis of stenosis, scoliosis, and spondylosis. Been waiting 6 weeks for a referral to a spine surgeon here in Wilmington. Hoping they have a solution.
Posted by: Agitator at November 14, 2018 07:07 AM (atO6j)

Hoping they have a solution, too. Good luck.

Posted by: m at November 14, 2018 07:11 AM (+ZMGe)

537 So Bernie Sanders' crooked wife, who lied in all sorts of bank filings in order to get a multi-million-dollar loan to buy property that the little school she ran didn't need and couldn't afford, is not going to be charged with the fraud that she so obviously committed.

This stinks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2018 07:14 AM (fqUgw)

538 MRI and X-ray led to local diagnosis of stenosis, scoliosis, and
spondylosis. Been waiting 6 weeks for a referral to a spine surgeon here
in Wilmington. Hoping they have a solution.

Posted by: Agitator at November 14, 2018 07:07 AM (atO6j)



Oh dear. Are you in a lot of pain? I'll pray for you.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 14, 2018 07:20 AM (lwiT4)

539 @537

Bank fraud is how they got Manefort and Cohen.

Manefort is facing fourty years and Cohen is facing 25.


In the immortal words of John Edwards, there are indeed two Americas.


This is intolerable.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 14, 2018 07:23 AM (nKLNt)

540 >>MRI and X-ray led to local diagnosis of stenosis, scoliosis, and
spondylosis. Been waiting 6 weeks for a referral to a spine surgeon here
in Wilmington. Hoping they have a solution.

They do. You won't like it.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 07:28 AM (/tuJf)

541 I've been having trouble with my computer freezing up on me. I'm I frozen again, or is just nobody talking?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 14, 2018 07:28 AM (lwiT4)

542 Oh there's JackStraw. I am un-froze.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 14, 2018 07:29 AM (lwiT4)

543 In the immortal words of John Edwards, there are indeed two Americas.
This is intolerable.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 14, 2018 07:23 AM (nKLNt)


There have always been two Americas:

It's just that they no longer give a sh!t if the peasants know it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:30 AM (n9EOP)

544 Off to see a neurosurgeon at Duke in a little while. MRI and X-ray led to local diagnosis of stenosis, scoliosis, and spondylosis. Been waiting 6 weeks for a referral to a spine surgeon here in Wilmington. Hoping they have a solution.
Posted by: Agitator at November 14, 2018 07:07 AM
~~~~~

Will pray for you, Agitator. There is definitely hope; neurosurgery has made incredible advancements just over the last 10 years or so. Stay strong!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2018 07:31 AM (NtglE)

545 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2018 07:14 AM (fqUgw

Heresy I know, but I wonder who appointed the judge overseeing this case?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:32 AM (n9EOP)

546 >>Oh there's JackStraw. I am un-froze.

So I'm like Prince Charming then?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 07:32 AM (/tuJf)

547 The two Americas here seems to be a battle among the wealthy.

Posted by: MAGA at November 14, 2018 07:33 AM (UAO45)

548 532 They should name a banana nut sundae after Ocasio-Cortez
Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 06:55 AM (r83ia)

The Socialist Sundae

3 scoops french vanilla bean ice cream, 4 tablespoons of german choc fudge topping two hand picked bananas 4 dollops of wisconsin finest creme

Does not exist except on the menu and pics. Freezers have not worked since last year. Shoppe only sells losie cigs and hits of bathtub gin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

549 They should name a banana nut sundae after Ocasio-Cortez

Nope, breakfast cereal. Socialist Froot Loops or Socialist Apple Jacks Your Wallet


Fruitcake Swirl

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (n9EOP)

550 "It's just that they no longer give a sh!t if the peasants know it!"

If only the peasants were not armed to the teeth it would be paradise for them.

Posted by: Case, gimme back my bullets at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (XWvgx)

551 There needs to be an uprising.

I see no other way.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (KLtfe)

552 Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


A county where you make the rules up as you go along? Assuming you have rules. That's the New Normal!

I Binged the new County Executive. He looks high.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 06:52 AM (Tb6Ut)

Oh.

What an unfortunate thing to name your sun if your last name is "Ball."

Guess it could have been worse, could have named him "Harry."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 07:35 AM (GBteo)

553 son*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (GBteo)

554 Jack, maybe or you haven't gone through the change as yet.

giggling

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (aSpXp)

555 Shoppe only sells losie cigs and hits of bathtub gin.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

Sounds like my kind of place!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (GBteo)

556 There needs to be an uprising.

I see no other way.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (KLtfe)


As has been posted here, so long as there's food on the shelves and mindless dreck on TV, there will never be an uprising. The elites know this and will move heaven and earth to keep the bread and circuses going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (kqsXK)

557 The two Americas here seems to be a battle among the wealthy.

Posted by: MAGA at November 14, 2018 07:33 (UAO45)


Earned Wealth vs Entitlement Wealth
aka
Entrepreneur Wealth vs Establishment Wealth

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (n9EOP)

558 There have always been two Americas:

It's just that they no longer give a sh!t if the peasants know it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:30 AM (n9EOP)

PS You are the peasant!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

559 MP4, I fear you are right.

We have lost the spark that made America the most revolutionary place in history. I suppose our downfall was inevitable, just as it was for all other societies.

I just cannot fathom the idea of living on one's knees and liking it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (KLtfe)

560 "Cortez said that she thought Pelosi would appreciate the civil engagement. "

I believe that she will be referred to by historians as 'The Gift That Keeps On Giving'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 06:05 AM (cqNba)

Herpes?

Posted by: BignJames at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (cxHbL)

561 Bu I have to give them credit.
Even the McDonald's in Japan are run exactly according to standards.
Food is prepared and cooked exactly the right way.
Dining areas are spotless.
Staff is professional and courteous.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 05:10 AM (cqNba)


Japanese culture says you put 100% into whatever you're doing, from helming a giant corporation to collecting trash in a park. Not just work, either - every aspect of life. I've always found that admirable.

Of course not everyone lives up to the ideal, but you can't live up to ideals you don't have.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (h2Bdk)

562 "Japanese culture says you put 100% into whatever you're doing, from helming a giant corporation to collecting trash in a park. Not just work, either - every aspect of life. I've always found that admirable. "

You know who else had that philosophy?

(Hint: Not Hitler)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 07:40 AM (cqNba)

563 >>Jack, maybe or you haven't gone through the change as yet.

I'm young at heart, willow.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 07:40 AM (/tuJf)

564 What an unfortunate thing to name your sun if your last name is "Ball."

Guess it could have been worse, could have named him "Harry."

And marry a woman named Ada

Posted by: JT at November 14, 2018 07:40 AM (r83ia)

565 If only the peasants were not armed to the teeth it would be paradise for them.
Posted by: Case, gimme back my bullets at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (XWvgx)


And they're working on that as we speak, and making remarkable progress.

Armed men are citizens;
Unarmed men are subjects!
Stuff Heinlein Probably Said, Volume XXI

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:40 AM (n9EOP)

566 I just cannot fathom the idea of living on one's knees and liking it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (KLtfe)

Can you imagine going to the voting booth having to pull the lever for the side that uses government violence to take from other to give to you? What is the difference in that and standing by the ATM with a gun?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:42 AM (JFO2v)

567 snipes the voting director in Broward County is floating rumors that she will be quitting. Pretty sure she is trying to get ahead of any possible criminal charges.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2018 07:42 AM (JUOKG)

568 PS You are the peasant!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)


If you don't know who the peasants are, it's YOU!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:42 AM (n9EOP)

569 will DeSantis and the new FL Attorney General get off their butts in January, and finally combat this south Florida fraud to protect 2020?

Trump needs to pack the Florida courts with Federal Judges,Georgia also

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2018 07:43 AM (UNCOd)

570 I just cannot fathom the idea of living on one's knees and liking it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:38 AM (KLtfe)


I can!

Posted by: Shep!!! at November 14, 2018 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

571 aha so you are feeling froggy.

Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 07:43 AM (aSpXp)

572 JJ's awake!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 14, 2018 07:43 AM (NtglE)

573 There needs to be an uprising.



I see no other way.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 14, 2018 07:34 AM (KLtfe)



As has been posted here, so long as there's food on the shelves and
mindless dreck on TV, there will never be an uprising. The elites know
this and will move heaven and earth to keep the bread and circuses
going.






Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM

---

And just like Rome 1,800 years ago change will come from the Barbarian hordes not from it's overindulged citizens.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2018 07:44 AM (JUOKG)

574 565
I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them. George Mason 1788

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

575 567. good. now Palm Beach.

GOP wins races and then forgets the misery and goes status quo. This cannot happen in 2020 down there

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2018 07:44 AM (UNCOd)

576 The elites know this and will move heaven and earth to keep the bread and circuses going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 14, 2018 07:36 AM (kqsXK)


Personally, I'd be happy so long as I can get good fresh sourdough bread and have chariot races to watch!

/s

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 07:44 AM (n9EOP)

577 As already mentioned




Le NOOD!!!

It be here.

And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2018 07:45 AM (cqNba)

578 They are trying to steal the GA-7 now. Obama judge made them count tossed out prov ballots.

Where the F&*k are the GOP Judges down there?

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2018 07:46 AM (UNCOd)

579 Trump saved DeSantis sorry butt in FL. He better return the favor and clean up this Broward and Palm Beach Fraud.

I need a solid place to vacation, after giving up Marxist Arizona

Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2018 07:48 AM (UNCOd)

580 Agitator, I will send up a short prayer for relief. My neurosurgeon did not recommend surgery at this point.

However, I have an excellent pain management doctor (board certified in anethesiology). I told him I would like to manage the pain with NO opioids. It has gone well for 2 1/2 years.

This MAY be another option for you.

Posted by: IntheBellyoftheBeast at November 14, 2018 10:22 AM (bkq5u)

581 "But your argument is tired. 'Atheists cannot be moral. They cannot have a set of values, because you get that ONLY from religion.' "

But then that's not my argument, is it?
Atheists can be moral, sure, but what about atheistic societies?

Posted by: PhilD at November 14, 2018 01:31 PM (zSKmn)

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