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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Caution? Being Told that Scott's People Say This Story Is "Not Accurate"I'm being told this story is "not accurate" as to her refusal to comply. I'll write more as I hear more. Here's more: Rep. Matt Gaetz is saying Snipes will not permit outside observers into the building to observe. However, I'm not sure the judge's order ordered her to do that. I do know the order demanded documents, which Scott's people are looking through to see if they comply.
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Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (iIzG7) 2
When our votes are allowed to become nothing more then fodder for corruption and manipulation, then the legitimacy of this government is OVER!
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (yhf6w) 3
You go, grrrl!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (W+vEI) 4
Top 5. MAGA.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (GBteo) 5
Besides SE Cupp being a filthy whore, I want every close House race to be investigated. It must be done at this point.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA) 6
Criticizing the media is just like Hitler.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 06:59 PM (aKsyK) 7
"I want every close House race to be investigated."
And prosecuted. Bad people in prison. Worst people swing. Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (iIzG7) 8
I don't even use Twitter, never mind emojis.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (e7oj4) 9
8 I don't even use Twitter, never mind emojis.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (e7oj4) Me neither! . Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (GBteo) 10
Wonder if PDT will visit FL, AZ, and GA himself? I think his rage toward the media in his interview today shows that he is a man who is completely out of fucks to give.
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (OeWgo) 11
"Doctor" Brenda Snipes looks like a ripe version of The Crypt Keeper.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (e7oj4) 12
I posted on the last thread on the video of RGB leaving the hospital and "she's up and working' is total bs. just watch it and tell me she doesn't look good
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (YNMB/) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (UsCnO) 14
A good weekend to all.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (F6tBH) Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (iIzG7) 16
👏
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (6UvYI) Posted by: not to say I didn't click it fifteen times at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (jr1mC) 18
Clapping hands emoji? Why has no one told me of this?
Posted by: Jeb! at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (ctuyM) 19
I like that she includes CNN geisha girl S.E. Cupp's self-praising claim that the media must stop caring about who likes them and who doesn't, and just ..... "do its job" ....
== The Paolo, he has, how you say - un lavoro, a job for this S.E. Cupp... Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl) 20
Not only is Snipes stealing the value of my vote, she is being paid with State funds to which I contribute. This deserves retribution.
Posted by: Ever at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (KGb/R) 21
Link broke? or my browser?
Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (FhXTo) 22
I can analize the law.
Posted by: Amanduh Carpenter at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (Xa+bj) 23
Linky may be brokey.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (w7KSn) 24
If fraud-ward county bint isn't in fpmita prison , laws are for looks
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (OOH1c) 25
maybe it's just that we're seizing, without evidence, on theories that may tend to support right wing talking points instead of taking the proscribed wisdom of shut-up.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (7J5t2) 26
Willowed...
612 The day after the election WI Gov Walker's campaign alleged the same, shenanigans with re-created damaged ballots. Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (mU726) Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (mU726) 27
Don't 👏 be 👏 a 👏 Hater, 👏 Ace!
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (6UvYI) 28
hiphiphurray for mollie!
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (9ORmh) 29
"I posted on the last thread on the video of RGB leaving the hospital and "she's up and working' is total bs."
All those pain meds ought to make for some pretty interesting opinions from her. I look forward to some ground-breaking new precedents. Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:03 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:04 PM (c+2jX) 31
Gaslight Media can lie however they want. They have a willing captive audience.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:04 PM (ugwJg) 32
The 👏 Link 👏 isn't 👏 working.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 07:04 PM (6UvYI) 33
The day after the election WI Gov Walker's campaign alleged the same, shenanigans with re-created damaged ballots. Then he promptly conceded the race. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (TAmPV) 34
It's not Snipes/Broward that's admitted to violating the replacement-ballot law. That's next door.
No one KNOWS what the eff Snipes has been doing, she built her own private Green Zone and barricaded her and her people inside. Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (8erNz) 35
5..."I want every close House race to be investigated. It must be done at this point."
And while were at it investigate the voting in california over the last 2 decades. Its been a corrupt pit for along time now... and not as blue as everyone thinks. Posted by: And u thought the winning was over at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (nzKWW) Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (GbPPJ) 37
👏 👏 👏 👏
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (aPsQQ) 39
What does a moron have to do around to post emojis?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (Izzlo) 40
Then: "If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."
Now: "Every vote must be counted. Especially the votes that were cast 3 days after the election." Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (9LIpg) 41
What does a moron have to do around to post emojis?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (Izzlo) 128079 remove space Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl) 42
On a more pleasant topic, tonight Mrs. Skookumchuk and I are going to a concert - "They Are At Rest, A Remembrance of the 1918 Armistice." Holst, Stanford, Little Eddie Elgar, Parry, Bridge, etc. If they include "There is a Willow Grows Aslant a Brook" I'll be happy.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (CeJUf) 43
In fairness, S.E.Cupp has two enormous talents that jiggle and sway within the zeitgeist of our modern political climate. Rarely is talent of this quality as soothing as mother's milk.
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (Z9C5C) 44
Gov Scott needs to recuse himself from this issue. Bring in Attorney General Bondi. Now.
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (FMgH2) 45
SE is the perfect News NPC: History never happens, because today is new day. Perpetual groundhog day, as it were.
The person counting the ballots has already been convicted of voter fraud. So, there's history that suggests she could very well do it again. Couple that with willfully ignoring the actual letter of the law and, no, it's not a conspiracy theory. Someone should point out to SE that her elbows and glasses are well past their sell-by date. Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (qC1Sy) 46
Gaetz is on fire on FNC right now
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (e7oj4) 47
"Every vote must be counted. Especially the votes that were cast 3 days after the election."
"That is, the ones created by us to cancel all you fucks out." Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (Z1eux) 48
Gaslight Media will continue to create false narratives because they got 50% of their desired outcome this time and intend on 100% next election.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (ugwJg) Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (9LIpg) 50
No one is buying their crap any longer. That is why they are getting so shrill and over the top.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (PHotS) 51
The judge's deadline was about 10 minutes ago, right?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (rnXGe) 52
Bill Nelson is sure one creepy-lookin' mofo. Dang.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 07:09 PM (14URa) 53
>>51
The judge's deadline was about 10 minutes ago, right? Posted by: Brian in New Orleans Has anyone in the area heard any automatic weapons fire? Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA) 54
Has the hag from Broward County done what the the FL 17th Circuit judge demanded of her? Deadline was 7 pm.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (MEgUr) 55
You just know SE Cupp was one of those girls who dotted their "i's" with hearts in junior high.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (hjaPQ) 56
She knows CNN is the last place she's going to have gainful employment at
Heh. That's got to be producing a lot of inner fear and feelings of desperation. When the Commie News Network is your last stop, you've jumped all of the sharks. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (Tyii7) 57
The judge's deadline was about 10 minutes ago, right?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans Democrats have a history of ignoring judges they don't like. Right Andy? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (5RXy6) 58
Everything has turned RED!!!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (c+2jX) 59
Wow, I'm so angry I'm seeing red!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (miE9U) Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (Z1eux) 61
Whoa
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (mU726) 62
42 On a more pleasant topic, tonight Mrs. Skookumchuk and I are going to a concert - "They Are At Rest, A Remembrance of the 1918 Armistice." Holst, Stanford, Little Eddie Elgar, Parry, Bridge, etc. If they include "There is a Willow Grows Aslant a Brook" I'll be happy.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 07:07 PM (CeJUf) --Nice. But Sykes-Picot is still screwing us a century on . . . Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (e7oj4) 63
Bill Nelson is sure one creepy-lookin' mofo. Dang.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 07:09 PM (14URa) *looks so whadday think ? wifebeater ? pedo? collects candy wrappers ?? Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl) 64
What does a moron have to do around to post emojis?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (Izzlo) Same thing as anyone else who uses emojis - be retarded. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (CDGwz) 65
Send the damn sheriff to haul her off to jail.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (GbPPJ) 66
Everything is red! The Commies have taken over the blog!
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (sdi6R) 67
RED !
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl) 68
Reds have taken over!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (5RXy6) 69
Ah, the lawsuit victory must have hit a cord. The trolls have arrived.
This is encouraging. It means they didn't manufacture enough votes. Still they did succeed in stealing the Sec of Ag seat, bastards. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (PHotS) 70
Wow, where the hell did all that red come from? Are we under attack from Mars?
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (Z1eux) 71
add in "credibly accused" somewhere
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (7J5t2) 72
Oh shit, the Reds have finally taken over!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (CDGwz) 73
rickl, the commies or the red staters? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (miE9U) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (UFLLM) 75
Nelson and da nang dick damn near twins...creepy as fuck
Posted by: DXO at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (nzKWW) 76
LOCK HER UP ! Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl) 77
They promised me a Red Wave, and it was Ace who finally delivered it.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (c+2jX) 78
68 Reds have taken over!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (5RXy6) Sorry. Just saw this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:11 PM (CDGwz) 79
I kind of like this red text. Nice change of look.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (miE9U) 80
Ace has gone full spaz.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (aPsQQ) 81
LOCK HER UP ! LOCK HER UP !
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl) 82
52 Bill Nelson is sure one creepy-lookin' mofo. Dang.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 07:09 PM (14URa) --Got nuthin on Snipes, though. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (e7oj4) 83
>>> And seriously, stop with the Clapping Hands emojis. Only Social Justice Warriors use those
I believe they use down twinkles. Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (9t5k1) Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (iIzG7) 85
I smell bullshit in Arizona
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (e7oj4) 86
People keep talking about what guns they would use to protect against the mob.
Personally, I'm going to pick up a chainsaw. I don't care if its not as effective as a side arm, a mob kicks down my door and I'm wading my way through their ranks like Leatherface. Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (q177U) 87
Never a dull moment at The HQ.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7) 88
I like this RED MODE
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl) 89
80 Ace has gone full spaz.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (aPsQQ) And who could blame him, poor guy? Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (MEgUr) 90
...starring Warren Beatty and Dianne Keaton.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (c+2jX) 91
All these CNN assholes are like little green tree frogs. Little cuppy feet hanging on for dear life.
Good thing Cupp has tits 'cause she sure doesn't have any brains. Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (7QGOK) 92
Every day should feature a new color of text.
Red today, blue tomorrow, green the next day, purple the next... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (miE9U) 93
Very Stylish
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (bUjCl) 94
Wow, something colorful just happened.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (T6t7i) 95
SE Cupp's are not that awesome.
And I have Absolute Moral Authority to make that determination. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (GbPPJ) They're fine enough. She was popular when she was a late-twenties libertarian sex-pot. Now she's just an aging has-been. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (SgjGX) 96
Throw her fat ass in jail.
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (ffWPP) 97
Love the *red* . . . is that just me or y'all gettin' it?
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (14URa) 98
I've been spending less time here than usual because these shenanigans stoke my anger. It is simply not good for me to be this angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (U5tDi) 100
It's a red letter day! Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (TAmPV) 101
Where are the fucking cops to arrest this piece of shi-ite?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (MEgUr) Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (fuK7c) 103
BRENDA SNIPES NOW IN OPEN DEFIANCE OF JUDGE; REFUSES TO PERMIT OUTSIDE SUPERVISION
Issue a bench warrant. Throw her ass into the drunk tank, and schedule a court appearance for Monday. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (CDGwz) 104
Have you seen this Snipes woman. She makes Maxine Waters look like Norman Rockwell.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (T6t7i) 105
There's ink coming out of my whatever all over the page.
Posted by: Me-Again Kelly at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (DuAZ5) 106
Just wanted to post something in red because I'm seeing red.
Posted by: Bosk at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (9m9TT) 107
fuck the media. water carriers for traitors and subversives. i blame those motherfuckers for everything wrong in this country. they are fucking enablers. the whole complex can't die soon enough. time to start pulling broadcast liscences. abc, cbs, nbc, and fox. cnn is cable, i don't think you can do shit to them.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (KP5rU) 108
Back in Black!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (miE9U) 109
I am literally seeing red!
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (Izzlo) 110
Red!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (rnWIS) 111
dammit!
Posted by: Bosk at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (9m9TT) 112
Red has been replaced by FLAMING SKULL!!!!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (c+2jX) 113
All those pain meds ought to make for some pretty interesting opinions from her. I look forward to some ground-breaking new precedents.
All of Trump's executive orders to limit opioid abuse? Unconstitutional! With prejudice. Posted by: no one of consequence at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (URwyc) 114
Why not? she will be a Leftist hero
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (T4oHT) 115
This is a well-red blog.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (oVJmc) 116
that was fun
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl) 117
And never, ever, certify the votes coming from her criminal enterprise.
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP) 118
Next step, judge orders her arrest for contempt.
Seriously, State Police are going to have to move in there and shut it all down and seal the building. Scott probably has the authority to order it, optics be damned. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (PHotS) 119
Apparently Ace is an AC/DC fan...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (miE9U) 120
How, see? That update just infuriated me!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (+y/Ru) 121
Drag this motherfucking bitch out there by the back of her fucking neck and send her ass straight to JAIL.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (7QGOK) 122
Skulls are fun !
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl) 123
Personally, I'm going to pick up a chainsaw.
Get a nice, terrifying electric one. And an extension cord! Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (Z1eux) 124
Behold, the flaming skull!
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (iIzG7) 125
test
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c) 126
>>People keep talking about what guns they would use to protect against the mob.
Mob? 12ga flechette rounds. Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (r9UYA) 127
Issue a bench warrant. Throw her ass into the drunk tank, and schedule a court appearance for Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (CDGwz) Tuesday. Monday is a holiday. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (SgjGX) 128
I get the sense that Rick Scott is an acolyte of Trump's. He seems to be unwilling to tolerate the BS the FL Dems are obviously trying to pull.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (T6t7i) 129
Exclude and disqualify all votes from Broward County.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (rnWIS) 130
She is determined to "count votes" in secret and it will take armed police to get her to stop.
OK. Game on then. Surely even the most retarded LIV can see there's wholesale fraud going on. Otherwise, why would she care if there were observers? Why count the ballots in secret? Voting in secret? Sure. COUNTING the votes in secret? No. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (Z1eux) 132
This is America right?
Posted by: Bosk at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (9m9TT) Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (MEgUr) 134
Personally, I'm going to pick up a chainsaw. I don't care if its not as effective as a side arm, a mob kicks down my door and I'm wading my way through their ranks like Leatherface.
Posted by: Max Power I'mm thinking of investing in a horse and cavalry saber. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (5RXy6) 135
Lock her ass up in jail. Law is law.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl) 136
omg
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (0O7c5) 137
Snipes is living in the past. She thinks Holder/Choom are still in charge.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (ugwJg) 138
>>>98 I've been spending less time here than usual because these shenanigans stoke my anger. It is simply not good for me to be this angry.
i know how you feel. I tried to avoid this yesterday because, in the words of a millennial, I just can't even. every time I go to the computer I have to check myself and make sure I don't say the things I really believe. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (PbpT7) 139
I wonder if I can take credit for that. I put a font color command in #102, but that might just be coincidence.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Amanduh Carpenter at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (Xa+bj) 141
Just throw out her whole fucking dominion. You can't trust a single thing they touched.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc) 142
I know she's a Dem but we have the majority in the Senate now and besides she followed me home. Can I keep her please please..
https://tinyurl.com/yazpdbth Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (ICWiF) 143
She is not the law. The law is the law.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (UsCnO) 145
Take as many shots as you need to open a passageway in her door.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (Z1eux) 146
man, soros knows how to buy good employees. the flordia SOS was a special "get" for the left.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (7J5t2) 147
Lock her up!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (AllCR) 148
BRENDA SNIPES NOW IN OPEN DEFIANCE OF JUDGE; REFUSES TO PERMIT OUTSIDE SUPERVISION
Two threads ago I said law inforcement should be there to assist. If the gov had any testiculos cops would first, be sealing the place and second, be removing the evidence to a secure location. Damn Posted by: at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (Q4pU/) 149
Tuesday. Monday is a holiday.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (SgjGX) Thanks. I forgot. Tuesday is even better. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSLd) 150
HAH! I called it!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (UFLLM) 151
Zombie Grandpa Sharkman, who fucking fought for eight months across Northern Europe in 1944-45 is PISSED.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (BfOXk) Posted by: everything sounds better in badly-translate Latin at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (jr1mC) 153
128 I get the sense that Rick Scott is an acolyte of Trump's. He seems to be unwilling to tolerate the BS the FL Dems are obviously trying to pull.
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (T6t7i) Governor Scott, PLEASE send the National Guard or someone to break down the doors and ARREST this woman Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (MEgUr) 154
I really don't see how you'll ever be able to trust these results. What are the rules on holding a re-vote?
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (T6t7i) 155
52. I hate that creep. He acts as if he is such a blue dog Democrat with his southern drawl and faked up astronaut bs history....Has been fooling people for a long time. Consistently goes back to dc and plunges the knife into the back of his voters over and over by voting with the left.
Nelson is a complete evil asshole. Spit Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (856Ys) 156
Zombie Josef Stalin just called and said "Holy shit, the balls on that bitch!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (RWP7J) 158
I would say Snipes is displaying a bunker mentality.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (7QGOK) Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (iiixZ) 160
Issue a bench warrant. Throw her ass into the drunk tank, and schedule a court appearance for Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (CDGwz) Monday is Veteran's Day. Courthouses are closed. Hearing wouldn't be until Tuesday. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ) 161
everything this bitch has counted should be fucking null and void. let her count, then drag her ass off to the chair. i am fucking furious.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (KP5rU) 162
Bill is in Broward County counting dem votes as a volunteer without any underwear on! Mrs Bill is in the stateroom deflowering a young group of Honduran males who all seem over endowed for their tender age!!!
Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (yhf6w) 163
Thanks. I forgot.
Tuesday is even better. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSLd) --------- Let her molder in there for a while. How about sometime after Thanksgiving? Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (U5tDi) 164
>>>139 I wonder if I can take credit for that. I put a font color command in #102, but that might just be coincidence.
nah son i fixed the glitch eventually Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (PbpT7) 165
Drag this motherfucking bitch out there by the back of her fucking neck and send her ass straight to JAIL.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:14 PM (7QGOK) ------------- This. She is now openly in contempt of court. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (I16G8) 166
Personally, I'm going to pick up a chainsaw.
A compound might be nice. Quiet, easier to reload than a crossbow. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (Z1eux) Posted by: Little Lupe at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (Tyii7) 168
Pam Bondi, where are you????? Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:15 PM (MEgUr) I like Pam Bondi but she seems like she's all talk. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (TAmPV) 169
SE Cupp's are not that awesome.
And I have Absolute Moral Authority to make that determination. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (GbPPJ) Yes. Yes you do. Posted by: butch at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (hXu8T) 170
The judge should issue a warrant. This is absurd.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (fYi9j) 171
They'll have this election stolen by the time a judge holds her in contempt.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (gaFth) Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (L01V2) 173
There's nowhere to go from here.
You won't know how many votes they faked, or how many they destroyed. This whole election in their jurisdiction is ruined. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc) 174
Everywhere this bitch goes, surround her with protesters screaming LOCK HER UP.
Repubs HAVE to stop making excuses and start going scorched earth against these Stalinists. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (miE9U) 175
lol how long before flake or jeb hand her an excellence in govt service medal
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (7J5t2) Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (856Ys) 177
What the heck is going on? Why isn't she being hauled off and perp-walked? NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (MEgUr) 178
Let her molder in there for a while. How about sometime after Thanksgiving?
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (U5tDi) Thanksgiving of which year? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (cfSLd) 179
Actually Snopes is likely following guidance from the Perklns Coe clown. Because the pee-pee dossier worked out so well for them.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (ugwJg) 180
127 Issue a bench warrant. Throw her ass into the drunk tank, and schedule a court appearance for Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (CDGwz) I'm sure the Broward Co. Sheriff will get right on it. He's Scott Israel. Remember that name from about 9 months ago? Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (AMIL/) 181
Time for our new Acting Attorney General, better known as Bane, to make a personal visit to Broward County.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (q+HNC) 182
Visine takes the red out! Ditto Air Pinochet, but dat's another thread
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (L01V2) 183
I thought Scott called the police already?
Were they all Broward County sheriffs and pussy out? Or did they at least set up a perimeter around the voting office? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (UsCnO) 184
It doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts the votes that matters.
Posted by: Joseph Stalin at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (5RXy6) 185
And Fuck the Race Card.... that shit has gotten old.... pardon my language.... I am a little annoyed.
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP) Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (ffWPP) 186
Why don't we send that IG Horowitz down to Broward?
Nothing like adding an IG to the Broward rat fucking to make all the election troubles....fade away. Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (FUJZT) 187
So when will they arrest Sneaky Snipes
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (OXWT4) 188
167 This is America right?
Well, no. Posted by: Little Lupe at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (Tyii7) Brenda Snipes appears to think it's Zimbabwe. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (cfSLd) 189
I wonder if I can take credit for that. I put a font color command in #102, but that might just be coincidence.
No, there was a "<" left over in the post, which means ace had an extra space in there. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (Z1eux) 190
Tucker picked a BAD time to vacay.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (e7oj4) 191
It's not who votes that counts; it's who counts the votes.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (iIzG7) 192
People keep talking about what guns they would use to protect against the mob.
Posted by: Max Power Artillery. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (aPsQQ) 193
FSP has jurisdiction over any government agency or employee if their supervisors or local LEO are believed compromised. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (UFLLM) 194
Thanksgiving of which year?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (cfSLd) -------- Let's see, the next presidential election is in two years, so I'd say 2020 at the earliest. But let's say 2024 just to be on the safe side. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (U5tDi) 195
If she is ruled to be in contempt of the Court, she has no risk; As a Federal and/or State Agent her defense fees will be paid by the Taxpaying Citizenry of the State of Florida.
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 07:19 PM (FMgH2) 196
WOW.
But really, with Mark Elias down there - he of the Perkins Coie who represent Hillary/OFA/DNA/Soros/Google/Facebook and lord knows how many other Democrat heavy hitters, Snipes has pretty much all of them on her side. This is Snipes acting as proxy of Trump v. Hillz/Obama/Soros. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (W+vEI) 197
In a World where moderately attractive women with C cups can wear Librarian Glasses and get paid to do things with their mouths...
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (/6Nal) 198
And Fuck the Race Card.... that shit has gotten old....
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP) I agree. I've been typing and deleting like crazy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (cfSLd) 199
Debbie Wasserman-Schulz sure has been quiet throughout all this.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (rnXGe) 200
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That's JEB BUSH-APPOINTED Brenda Snipes. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 09, 2018 07:16 PM (RWP7J) This explains a lot. Posted by: Amanduh Carpenter at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (Xa+bj) 201
That's JEB BUSH-APPOINTED Brenda Snipes.
Clark, them Bushes are the gift that just keeps on givin'! Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (+y/Ru) 203
''The day after the election WI Gov Walker's campaign alleged the same, shenanigans with re-created damaged ballots.''
Then he should unconcealed and take a page from PDT and fight, fight, fight! Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (jm1YL) 204
That picture of Mollie on her Twitter account makes her look like she's thinking "I've been a bad girl, and I need to be spanked". Or is it just me?
Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (T6t7i) 205
Arrest this bitch.
Frog march her (undoubtedly) fat ass stright into court and have her held without bail. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (/6Nal) 206
I'm sure the Broward Co. Sheriff will get right on it. He's Scott Israel. Remember that name from about 9 months ago? Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (AMIL/) Florida has state troopers don't they? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (TAmPV) 207
The governor needs to keep going on camera and emphasize that the voter suppression is coming from the left by cancelling out legal ballots by accepting fraudulent ones. He has to seize the message from the lying f*cked up media.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (856Ys) 208
AZ is over, Synema simply ran the better race. McSally was an average candidate at best.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (fYi9j) 209
If you don't let the Cental Americans into your elections, we wil bring the Central American elections to you!
Posted by: The Democrats at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (rnWIS) 210
Frog march her (undoubtedly) fat ass stright into court and have her held without bail.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (/6Nal) -------- If you haven't seen her, look her up. You owe it to yourself. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (U5tDi) 211
No one KNOWS what the eff Snipes has been doing, she built her own private Green Zone and barricaded her and her people inside.
Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (8erNz) Sounds like what the machine in Athens County, TN did back in the day. Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (6UvYI) 212
test !!
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (bUjCl) 213
''Debbie Wasserman-Schulz sure has been quiet throughout all this.''
She's been silent for a long time now. Almost as if she's scared. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (jm1YL) 214
Issue a bench warrant. Throw her ass into the drunk tank, and schedule a court appearance for Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:13 PM (CDGwz) In Broward County Old Section Jail at night the bed bugs and roaches come out to play while you sleep and run all over the place including you1 some guy told me.. Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (ICWiF) 215
99 Debbie Wasserman-Schulz sure has been quiet throughout all this.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:20 PM (rnXGe) You should see / research her sister... her husband was arrested in 2009 but the intertubes were scrubbed. Because? Election. Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (FMgH2) 216
'And see this statue, children? This is Saint Brenda de Snipes of the Dutchy of Broward. She singlehandedly defeated Lords Scott and De Santis in the Battle Of The Votes.'
Circa. 20145 Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (fuK7c) 218
U+1F4A3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru) 219
I'm glad I brought up chainsaws, this is another situation they would be perfect for. For the peaceful purposes of gaining access.
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (q177U) 220
Okay, wanna play games? How about this: Declare by executive fiat that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis have won the election, certify it and swear them in. Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours. You want war? Okay. War you will have. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e) 221
173 There's nowhere to go from here.
You won't know how many votes they faked, or how many they destroyed. This whole election in their jurisdiction is ruined. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc) If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression". Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R) 222
U&1F4A3
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (bUjCl) 223
THE SECRET BALLOT IS A CORNERSTONE OF OUR DEMOCRACY, AND YOU HAVE TO COUNT THEM IN SECRET OTHERWISE THEY'RE NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS KEEP A SECRET?!??!??
Posted by: Matt Yglesias at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (oVJmc) 224
I (and a very large and growing number of others here in AZ) are saying this election is nothing less than fraudulent in this state. We will not accept this election as valid.
DJT needs to invalidate this election and call for a Federally monitored new one. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (l7Kbv) 225
208 AZ is over, Synema simply ran the better race. McSally was an average candidate at best.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (fYi9j) --[invokes Poe's Law] Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (e7oj4) 226
Large truck arriving at Broward County election headquarters. Saw on Twatter, no confirmation, so take it for what it's worth.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (vOkuK) 227
161. I get the feeling the final outcome will be any votes not counted after their normal deadline will be pitched.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (ugwJg) 228
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I'm sure the Broward Co. Sheriff will get right on it. He's Scott Israel. Remember that name from about 9 months ago? Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (AMIL/) Florida has state troopers don't they? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (TAmPV) Yes, we do, and many of them are BADASS. Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (MEgUr) 229
Monday is Veteran's Day. Courthouses are closed. Hearing wouldn't be until Tuesday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (GbPPJ) They issue FISA warrants on holidays. Get that judge's ass out of the bar and back to the courthouse right now. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (Q4pU/) 230
>>If you haven't seen her, look her up.
I would hate to ruin my impression of her... But, hold on. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (/6Nal) 231
You won't know how many votes they faked, or how many they destroyed. This whole election in their jurisdiction is ruined.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc) If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression". Posted by: rickl at N tough. shit. Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1) 232
213 ''Debbie Wasserman-Schulz sure has been quiet throughout all this.''
She's been silent for a long time now. Almost as if she's scared. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (jm1YL) She should be. I would not be surprised if she suddenly, without warning decided to 'relocate'. Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (FMgH2) 233
Oh. My.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (/6Nal) 234
If you haven't seen her, look her up. You owe it to yourself.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (U5tDi) --You are cruel. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (e7oj4) 235
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If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression". Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6 Let Broward County burn. I could care fuck all. They brought this on themselves for electing these criminals. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (/9p9e) 236
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R) If only. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (xSo9G) 237
May be it's different in FL but in most southern states if you defy a judges order, you do a night--or more--in the box.
Seriously if Snipes is not in the greybar lodge by midnight you can kiss the Scott and DeSantis elections goodbye. Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (FUJZT) 238
Does anybody else remember 2000? This is exactly how the first two days of Bush-Gore happened with all the R outrage over obvious vote-rigging. then the Dems organized, the media fell in lock-step and the next thing you knew the narrative was that anyone who opposed the fraud was a Klansman who wanted to prevent blacks from voting.
Wait for it. Should happen in the next few hours. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (rnXGe) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (+y/Ru) 240
You won't be disappointed, garrett.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (U5tDi) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (vOkuK) 242
No revote - opens precedent that will destroy ...EVERYTHIG
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl) 243
'your honor, the defendant said to tell you to go fuck yourself'... that's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (0OJD+) 244
AZ is over, Synema simply
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (5RXy6) 245
I don't know about the rest of you but I am wildly entertained. This is not going to work out like the Democrats want it to.
Posted by: Guzalot at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (schB/) 246
I don't have to tell you how many votes I'm making. This is a democracy!
Posted by: Brenda Snipes at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (Z1eux) 247
208 AZ is over, Synema simply ran the better race. McSally was an average candidate at best.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (fYi9j) And yet, Sinema LOST. She is running the better fraud operation. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e) 248
She called the bluff of Scott and the judge, so...get moving here!!! Send in FDLE!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (fYi9j) 249
Some people are said to be Pinochet-curious. At this point I am on the verge of becoming Longshanks-curious.
Posted by: Toad-O at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (cct0t) Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (r9UYA) 251
Decertify Broward and Palm Beach and declare all votes from those jurisdictions null. The election will be based on the jurisdictions that complied with the law.
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (OXWT4) 252
Remember the part about "if you can keep it."
All of you are fuching up royally. In case you couldn't figure it out by yourselves. Posted by: Benj. Franklin at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (UsCnO) 253
Brenda Snopes: 'But I don't want to go in the paddy wagon.'
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (ugwJg) 254
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression". Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R) I'm not seeing the down side. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (TAmPV) 255
I agree Synema cheated a ton during the race. The fact that it was that close in AZ, though...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (fYi9j) 256
AZ is over, Synema simply ran the better race. McSally was an average candidate at best.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (fYi9j) --------- Why do you say that? I thought they were still counting ballots. And President Trump seems to think things aren't kosher in AZ any more than they are in FL. Did you go to help with any of this? I remember you said you volunteered. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (U5tDi) 257
Sinema is a fraudster
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (bUjCl) 258
A compound might be nice. Quiet, easier to reload than a crossbow.
Yeah, but have you priced broad heads? Are any of your targets worth it? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (lD3vL) 259
Long passed time to make the criminal leftists to feel the full force of the law. We will not remain a nation of laws if the left remains above the law. When there is no rule of law CW2.0 begins. I do not expect God to have mercy on their souls.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (tCvhJ) Posted by: Hands at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (786Ro) 261
250 Scott can send in the State popo--with a fucking tank.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (r9UYA) "You rang, cracka?" - - Stacy Tank Abrams Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (/9p9e) 262
Close, but Sinema did not win
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl) 263
And PDT is in France dealing with those Fwenchies. He's going to miss all the fun.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (jm1YL) 264
The media will soon tell us that criticizing a criminal now in open contempt of a judge's order is to engage in "conspiracy theories" over "nothing at all."
-- So, what percentage of "judges" both locally and federally, are owned by Soros and the Dems? Half? Three quarters? All of them? Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (z1Dz9) 265
Snipe Snipes. That is all.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (TUU1F) 266
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Decertify Broward and Palm Beach and declare all votes from those jurisdictions null. The election will be based on the jurisdictions that complied with the law. Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (OXWT4) this This THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS!!! Posted by: Benj. Franklin at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO) 267
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
They can vote again. Don't forget your passport and child support. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (QrTqV) 268
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Posted by: rickl at N . Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (Q4pU/) 269
The DoJ published in December 2017 a handy manual titled "Federal Prosecution of Election Offenses, Eight Edition".
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/file/1029066/download Page 23 of that document has a section titled "Conduct that Constitutes Federal Election Fraud" and bullet point 5 lists: "Malfeasance by election officials acting 'under color of law' by performing such as acts as diluting valid ballots with invalid ones (ballot-box stuffing), rendering false tabulations of votes, or preventing valid voter registrations or votes from being given effect in ANY election, federal or non-federal (18 USC 421, 242) as well as in elections in which federal candidates are on the ballot (52 USC 10307(c), 10307(e), 20511(2))." The DoJ needs to step in and send federal investigators, to include the FBI, into these counties and secure the area as a crime scene and begin investigating the fraud being perpetrated. This is no longer a state issue but a federal issue of violating civil rights in electing a federal officer (Senator). The US Attorney for Southern District of Florida, is Ariana Fajardo Orshan (Trump appointed her this year to the post) has oversight for Broward county and should immediately open an investigation into this crime. If that fails... then people (including reporters and Democrats) should immediately brush up on their history and see Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946) for an idea of where this is headed. Posted by: Nevyan at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (gKeoI) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e) 271
222 U&1F4A3
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (bUjCl) What is that, some WWII fighter? Where's Anna Puma? Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (Izzlo) 272
Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (Q4pU/) 273
Those uptwinkles look like beige womens` panties
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (ykYG2) 274
In the middle of all this RBG is gonna die, and the whole thing will take up epic Total Societal Meltdown proportions.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (c+2jX) Posted by: The Democrats at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (rnWIS) 276
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Rioting? That would be a first for them. First time today, that is. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (xSo9G) 277
take up = take on
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (c+2jX) 278
Pixy?
Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (Q4pU/) 279
This psychotic old bitch actually thinks she's Rosa Parks or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (BRvh1) 280
Snipe, Snipe, Severus Snipe
Posted by: Potter Puppet Pals at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (jr1mC) 281
227 161. I get the feeling the final outcome will be any votes not counted after their normal deadline will be pitched.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (ugwJg) That's fine, if there is a solid record of WHEN a ballot was "counted." Snipes could shift ballots from one box saying "Counted by 2359 Nov 6" to a box saying "Not counted as of 1800 Nov 9" And I wonder which ballots would be shifted???? Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (AMIL/) 282
''Long passed time to make the criminal leftists to feel the full force of the law. We will not remain a nation of laws if the left remains above the law. When there is no rule of law CW2.0 begins. I do not expect God to have mercy on their souls.''
They've gotten away with it for so long this must be a real shocker. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (TUU1F) 284
They issue FISA warrants on holidays.
Get that judge's ass out of the bar and back to the courthouse right now. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (Q4pU/) No, no, no, I mean if she's thrown into jail tonight, well, too bad so sad it's Veteran's Day on Monday. Have to wait until Tuesday to get out. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (GbPPJ) 285
Florida has state troopers don't they? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:21 PM (TAmPV) YES ! Affectionately known as FDLE.. Big time.. I used to like them over locals in the 70's. Sherriff Billy Bob and his cousin Cletus the judge wasn't my cup of tea coming from NJ. Scary shite indeed! Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (ICWiF) 286
274 In the middle of all this RBG is gonna die, and the whole thing will take up epic Total Societal Meltdown proportions.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (c+2jX) From that video of RBG linked above I think she'd be ill-advised to buy green bananas. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (xSo9G) 287
275 Friday's are the best time to commit crimes.
And according to our scheduled, F U C K Y O U! Posted by: The Democrats at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (rnWIS) A Fuck You Friday? Someone's an Achewood reader.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (BRvh1) 288
declare all votes from those jurisdictions null. The election will be based on the jurisdictions that complied with the law.
Well, it'll be decided by those jurisdictions that didn't get caught. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (QrTqV) 289
245. Snipes, Elias, the commie fucks all just YOLO'd.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (ugwJg) 290
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Last I read about Arizona the SOE equivalent of Maricopa county also disregarded an order and mixed in overcounts with election day ballots. In other words he committed fraud. It's only over if the GOP decides to roll over. Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (856Ys) Posted by: Dusty at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (l7WNH) 292
U&1F4A3
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (bUjCl) What is that, some WWII fighter? Where's Anna Puma? Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:27 PM (Izzlo) Nyah ; should be this --> 👏 Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl) 293
I think refusing to allow supervision on an election should automatically throw the election to the other party. Just like if you or I destroyed evidence, that would be, in court, accepted as proof of guilt.
Posted by: Rob in Katy at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (wYIYE) 294
>>If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Amazing how little I care. They can't let this pass. This is just like Kavanaugh - it's about making sure this outrageous behavior NEVER happens again. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI) 295
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Close, but Sinema did not win Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl) Did you not notice the contingent of Broward County election officials heading to Arizona? Represented by Perkins Coie*, of course. *Perkins Coie, for all of your election fraud legal needs. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO) 296
Let Broward County burn. I could care fuck all. They brought this on themselves for electing these criminals.
Lets set up a GofundMe to underwrite the gasoline. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (lD3vL) 297
290 244
Last I read about Arizona the SOE equivalent of Maricopa county also disregarded an order and mixed in overcounts with election day ballots. In other words he committed fraud. It's only over if the GOP decides to roll over. Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (856Ys) Trump will NOT let them. This is personal. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (/9p9e) 298
If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Well, fuck them. This can't stand. The marbles, hill to die on, all of that good stuff... Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (Tyii7) 299
BBofF'nJoy. I have a forge and anvil and we can make our own..
Strategic planning session of '18 in TX. Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (7QGOK) 300
''If you throw those votes out, the racialists will start rioting and screaming about "voter suppression".
Who gives a shit? I know I don't. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (jm1YL) 301
let them riot. i'm sure the florida chapter of the national guard has plenty of helicopters. it would be better if they used ospreys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (KP5rU) 302
237 May be it's different in FL but in most southern states if you defy a judges order, you do a night--or more--in the box.
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 09, 2018 07:24 PM (FUJZT) My sister's husband is the admin judge of FL's 20th Judicial Circuit - same position this 17th Circuit Court judge holds - and I'll tell you right now there is no FUCKING WAY the ink on the bench warrant would be dry before someone who defied an order of his wouldn't be arrested. Hell, he doesn't tolerate well anyone in the family disagreeing with him Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (MEgUr) 303
I'm disapointed in James O'Keefe. Why the hell doesn't he have a mole planted in the Broward County Elections Commission office? Dude is a total failure!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (c+2jX) 304
249 Some people are said to be Pinochet-curious. At this point I am on the verge of becoming Longshanks-curious.
Posted by: Toad-O at November 09, 2018 07:25 PM (cct0t) --What's the expression? "1973 is how you avoid 1984?" Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (e7oj4) 305
No, no, no, I mean if she's thrown into jail tonight, well, too bad so sad it's Veteran's Day on Monday. Have to wait until Tuesday to get out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM (GbPPJ) Oh, all for the better. Thanks. Coyotes are howling tonight. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (Q4pU/) 306
No, no, no, I mean if she's thrown into jail tonight, well, too bad so sad it's Veteran's Day on Monday. Have to wait until Tuesday to get out.
=== I approve of this plan. Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (bUjCl) 307
Hi! A chance to check in. Not surprised its close in Arizona. This is the state that kept electing McCain for heavens sake. But the Florida situation is infuriating. Hope they arrest the bitch.
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (4lu7W) 308
Damn. I so hope she burns them all in a bonfire!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (1g7ch) 309
They've gotten away with it for so long this must be a real shocker.
They'll be able to argue that it's an arbitrary prosecution of the law. "But we always do this!" Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (g0Lfb) 310
58 Rick Scott filed suit to tell this woman to stop breaking every law there is and to answer all reporting requirements by 7pm tonight (about an hour and a half away now).
--- Or else... what? Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (DTX3h) Guess I'm gonna find out. I'll take a SWAG and say "effectively nothing." Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (DTX3h) 311
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I'm disapointed in James O'Keefe. Why the hell doesn't he have a mole planted in the Broward County Elections Commission office? Dude is a total failure! Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (c+2jX) What if Snipes IS O'Keefe in disguise? Mind. Blown. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (rnXGe) 312
Thank God. I like Scott, and was hoping he would not wimp out.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (fYi9j) 313
''From that video of RBG linked above I think she'd be ill-advised to buy green bananas.''
Bwahahaha! I'm so going to use that. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (jm1YL) 314
The bright spot - now we've got PDT in the White House. Imagine if we were still Zimbabwe West, with Obama, Lynch/Holder etc.
I can't imagine The Donald is going to take this shit lying down. The question is, what will he do? I'm eagerly awaiting the answer to that question, and pretty confident it will nail the Reds right in the squeaker. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (Ry8mf) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (/6Nal) 316
I don't know about the rest of you but I am wildly entertained. This is not going to work out like the Democrats want it to.
Oh yes it will. If, best case, courts intervene and force something honest-ish as an outcome and Scott and DeSantis win, the Dems will have wild outrage and talking points. It was a stolen election. It was suppression of minority votes. It was racist sexism against Snipes. Trump is literally Hitler* *(OK, they're going to say that anyway. You know what the latest is among my friends? "It's too early to say Trump is literally Hitler, but we can now say that Sarah Sanders is literally Goebbels.") Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c) 317
I am at the place where even the mildly left are not my fellow citizens. There will be pleads for mercy, ignore them.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (tCvhJ) 318
She's not breaking the law as much as was reported. Hooray?
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (cAnNx) 319
Snipes also has to add votes for Gillum in addition to Nelson. Cut her some slack.
Posted by: Pakimon at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (klpnh) 320
308 Damn. I so hope she burns them all in a bonfire!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 07:30 PM (1g7ch) It's not about money. Posted by: The Joker at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (zfvHs) 321
RBG dies from Russian collusion with Republican mobs freaking out over non-existent "vote fraud"!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (LsBY9) 322
303 I'm disapointed in James O'Keefe. Why the hell doesn't he have a mole planted in the Broward County Elections Commission office? Dude is a total failure!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (c+2jX) He's not a super hero. He can't be EVERYWHERE. Which is where we need him. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (Ry8mf) Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (Q4pU/) 324
What a mess. I'd hate to have deal with something like this!
Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (NAs56) 325
Okay, wanna play games? How about this:
Declare by executive fiat that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis have won the election, certify it and swear them in. Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours. You want war? Okay. War you will have. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e) This. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (rJUlF) 326
I would like to thank the fucking fuckheaded GOP voter fucks of fucktarded fuckitude who elected the AZ governor in a landslide but couldnt hold their noses for McSally and avoid this catastrophe for giving us this shitsandwich.
Ditto for voters in Montana and WV and FL. Elections have consequences ASSHOLES. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (+dsLj) 327
'' Thank God. I like Scott, and was hoping he would not wimp out.''
He looks at PDT and says to himself "Damn. That man has nerves of steal and went the extra mile for me. Let's make him proud." Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (jm1YL) 328
*(OK, they're going to say that anyway. You know what the latest is among my friends? "It's too early to say Trump is literally Hitler, but we can now say that Sarah Sanders is literally Goebbels.")
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c) I just want to point out that I'm Better. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (GbPPJ) 329
I just heard that Trump flat out told a reporter in a gaggle, "What a stupid question. I've read your stuff, too, and you ask a lot of stupid questions" (paraphrasing), and then walked straight away.
Gaggle was so dumbfounded they forgot to incoherently shout questions at his back. Just silence. Question was some goofy nonsense about the new AG possibly doing something hinky about the Mueller investigation. (as if that whole investigation weren't hinky to begin with). Heh. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1) 330
Too many Morons and 'ettes have a case of the clap.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (e7oj4) 331
UPDATE:
A source tells me that he's hearing from Scott's people that the story is "not accurate." Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (PbpT7) 332
Trump should have colluded with Floridians. Much more effective the Russians and you can ensure the outcome you desire. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (vIjh1) 333
Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany
Moments ago Congressman @mattgaetz reported that Brenda Snipes, Broward County's ballot magician, had FAILED to meet a judge's 7 pm deadline to turn over ballot records. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (+om3e) 334
Last I read about Arizona the SOE equivalent of Maricopa county also disregarded an order and mixed in overcounts with election day ballots. In other words he committed fraud. It's only over if the GOP decides to roll over.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:28 PM AZ: Former home of John "LOSING HONORABLY" McCain Posted by: Hands at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (786Ro) 335
I pray some fool from the RNC calls me about now.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (7QGOK) 336
Next time, have procedures in place. Not ones that Democrats agree to, but ones that protect an election.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (NAs56) 337
this is sedition: break down the doors, drag the scum out, give them summary court martials right in the parking lot, then hang fuckers right there in the street.
no appeals, no mercy. traitors get the noose. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (Dagiw) 338
let me know when they burn broward county to the ground. maybe camera hogg can get on his bike and take pictures. broward county is beyond corrupt. it's lawless.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM (TAmPV) 340
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) 341
The bright spot - now we've got PDT in the White House. Imagine if we were still Zimbabwe West, with Obama, Lynch/Holder etc.
**************************** Hell fuck that imagine if it were ROMNEY. Is there anyway we can clone Trump? We better start racheting up the genetic research now. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (+dsLj) 342
237
May be it's different in FL but in most southern states if you defy a judges order, you do a night--or more--in the box. why do you hate black womynz? Posted by: MSM at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (UsCnO) 343
Okay, wanna play games? How about this: Declare by executive fiat that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis have won the election, certify it and swear them in. Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours. You want war? Okay. War you will have. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e) This. No more Mr. Nice Guy. --- I second it. THIS. Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (z1Dz9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (LsBY9) 345
Let Broward County burn. I could care fuck all. They brought this on themselves for electing these criminals. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (/9p9e) Um you realize the problem is VOTER FRAUD right? heh heh Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (ICWiF) 346
I don't know what's going on. Rep Gaetz was on Fox saying that Snipes would not allow supervisors into building as ordered, but Scott's people, my source says, are saying the claim about non compliance are not accurate.
Maybe the order did not order her to allow in observers? I don't know. Waiting to hear. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (PbpT7) 347
A source tells me that he's hearing from Scott's people that the story is "not accurate."
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (PbpT7) ------- Eh, it doesn't matter. We're on a roll. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (U5tDi) 348
You know what the latest is among my friends? "It's too early to say Trump is literally Hitler, but we can now say that Sarah Sanders is literally Goebbels.")
Posted by: Bandersnatch Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders is a zaftig goddess who would snap that sawed-off little bitch Goebbels in half like he was Jim Accoster. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (5RXy6) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (r+sAi) 350
Again I mention:
I believe McConnell can simply refuse to seat the new Senators of Arizona and Florida until this whole mess is sorted out. So the Republican majority in the Senate stays at 53 to 45 and the Dems stay fucked. Please correct me if I am wrong. Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (BfOXk) 351
237. True. They will even have you held back for a few mins if you are a somewhat impolie attorney.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (fYi9j) 352
Maybe it's time for a new Battle of Athens, TN (1946)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_(1946) "The battle of Athens (sometimes called the McMinn County War) was a rebllion led by citizens in Athens and Eotwah, TN, against the local government in August 1946. The citizens, including some World War II veterans, accused the local officials of predatory policing, police brutality, political corruption, and voter intimidation. Posted by: Nevyan at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (gKeoI) 353
340 OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) That's great news. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (zfvHs) 354
>>>340 OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. ... congrats. Don't feel embarrassed. Everyone expects the worse. Be glad you got better news! Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (PbpT7) 355
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Let Broward County burn. I could care fuck all. They brought this on themselves for electing these criminals. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:23 PM (/9p9e) Um you realize the problem is VOTER FRAUD right? heh heh Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (ICWiF) Voter fraud begins with the fraud-enabling Democrat voters in that county. If they wanna riot, go knock yourself/themselves out. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (/9p9e) 356
emoji's are fuckin stupid. annoy the fuck out of me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (jm1YL) 358
Need a break from all this crap? Here's some nice Melania pr0n: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6372805 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (f1Vqw) 359
PAM BIONDI FL AG... TRUMPS GIRL... Not to worry
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (ICWiF) 360
340
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst. So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) If there was ever a time to break out the top shelf stuff, I say this qualifies. Enough drinking, and any embarrassment is gone! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO) 361
BTW: these are the opening shots of Civil War 2...
we are witnessing history we prayed we would not have to live through. time now to pray for strength that we might not only live through it, but be victorious. nothing less than the USA is at stake. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (Dagiw) 362
Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours.
Herk straight to Camp X-Ray. Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (MwFQu) 363
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) -------- rickl, that's FANTASTIC news! Just what we all wanted to hear. Don't be embarrassed - it's just us. So very happy for you. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (U5tDi) 364
>>>So did she turn them over or not?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk dunno, waiting to hear from my guy who is waiting to hear from his contacts in Scott's organization. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (PbpT7) 365
Damn rickl, that's awesome news!!! I been thru something similar before. Its a YUUUUUUGE relief. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (vIjh1) 366
So what do "Scott's People" say IS accurate?
Posted by: MW at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (hNTtn) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (LsBY9) 368
Okay, wanna play games? How about this:
Declare by executive fiat that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis have won the election, certify it and swear them in. Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours. You want war? Okay. War you will have. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e) This. No more Mr. Nice Guy. --- I second it. THIS. Posted by: shibumi We have a second. All those in favor say aye. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (5RXy6) 369
rickl, that's tremendous news.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (GbPPJ) 370
The GOP will fool around going back to court and then what? It's Friday night, even if they can find a judge to hold her in contempt it will take hours, then more hours to find cops to serve papers. And what if they just won't come out? It will take violence to shut this down and we don't have the stomach for it - and the left knows it.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (gaFth) 371
rickl, that is good news! I'm happy for you.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (rJUlF) 372
>>...I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
Hey, excellent news after fearing the worst, rickl!!! Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (W+vEI) 373
I HOPE THESE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT WIGOP'S CREDIBILITY IS RIDING ON THIS!!!!
Posted by: Matt Yglesias at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (oVJmc) 374
331 UPDATE:
A source tells me that he's hearing from Scott's people that the story is "not accurate." Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM 333 Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany Moments ago Congressman @mattgaetz reported that Brenda Snipes, Broward County's ballot magician, had FAILED to meet a judge's 7 pm deadline to turn over ballot records. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 09, 2018 07:34 PM -------------- Ace, did you see Matt Gaetz? What is actually going on? Posted by: Hands at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (786Ro) 375
340 OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) Well that's good news! I wish I could post an appropriate emoji Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (Izzlo) 376
very good rickl.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (KP5rU) 377
We have a second.
All those in favor say aye. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (5RXy6) AYE!!!!! Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (rJUlF) 378
Congrats on the news rickl.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (5RXy6) 379
Is losing a Flaming Skull a first?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (7QGOK) Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (Q4pU/) 381
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) NEVER be embarrassed about such wonderful news!!! So happy for you! Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (MEgUr) 382
I just heard that Trump flat out told a reporter in a gaggle, "What a stupid question. I've read your stuff, too, and you ask a lot of stupid questions" (paraphrasing), and then walked straight away.
Gaggle was so dumbfounded they forgot to incoherently shout questions at his back. Just silence. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1) God, how I love this guy, in a totally non-gay way. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (CDGwz) 383
322 303 I'm disapointed in James O'Keefe. Why the hell doesn't he have a mole planted in the Broward County Elections Commission office? Dude is a total failure!
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:29 PM (c+2jX) He's not a super hero. He can't be EVERYWHERE. Which is where we need him. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara I know. I was being sarcastic -- purposely expecting too much of him. Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (c+2jX) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (LsBY9) 385
Happy to hear that, rickl!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (d6Ksn) 386
when I had a cancer scare I swore to myself i would live a healthier life, really in the moment and not wasting precious time and really striving to hit goals and do good.
That lasted, and this IS embarrassing, like 30 minutes. which is really terrible. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (PbpT7) 387
When they silence us with the brazen disrespect of stealing the value of our vote...THIS IS FUCKING WAR! We have no other recourse...the time for talk and compromise is over!
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (yhf6w) Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (Pwo5S) 389
''Sarah Sanders is literally Goebbels.''
----- No. The word you are looking for is "metaphorically". Fucking millennial. Probably up talked when you said it. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (vIjh1) 390
I believe McConnell can simply refuse to seat the new Senators of Arizona and Florida until this whole mess is sorted out.
So the Republican majority in the Senate stays at 53 to 45 and the Dems stay fucked. Please correct me if I am wrong. Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (BfOXk) -------------- You are correct, but I'm not sure how far he can take that, or for how long. He also has precedent by saying that he would not seat Roy Moore. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (I16G8) 391
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK
and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst. It's NOT a TOOMAH!!! Yay! Posted by: Matt Yglesias at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc) 392
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) Embarrassed? Here? Silly . . . Great news!! Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (14URa) 393
''OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst. ''
Well thank the Lord. That's wonderful news. Everybody self diagnoses at one time in their lives. No biggie. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (jm1YL) 394
I just want to point out that I'm Better.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. You are Better. You are Betterest. Most of my RL friends don't have magnificent Racks, and most are ultralibs. I could write their posts for them at this point. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (fuK7c) 395
I know. I was being sarcastic -- purposely expecting too much of him.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (c+2jX) I know. I was just riffing on your comment. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (CDGwz) 396
>>A source tells me that he's hearing from Scott's people that the story is "not accurate."
That's never stopped us before. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (LsBY9) 398
>>>379 Is losing a Flaming Skull a first?
could be. I feel like it's coming back, but I want to be current with what i'm hearing right now. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (PbpT7) 399
386 when I had a cancer scare I swore to myself i would live a healthier life, really in the moment and not wasting precious time and really striving to hit goals and do good.
That lasted, and this IS embarrassing, like 30 minutes. which is really terrible. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (PbpT7) It merely shows that you are a human being, my friend. And you get a huge pass for your good works right here. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:39 PM (/9p9e) 400
Okay, wanna play games? How about this:
Declare by executive fiat that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis have won the election, certify it and swear them in. Then, arrest the entire Broward County Democrat party apparatus and throw them in jail. You can make up a charge in 48 hours. You want war? Okay. War you will have. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e) ) Multiple charges Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (Q4pU/) 401
God, how I love this guy, in a totally non-gay way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:38 PM (CDGwz) ---- He keeps this up an I might be willing to learn.... Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (vIjh1) 402
It would be very sweet if Brett Kavanaugh was the deciding vote that ended this farce.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (oVJmc) 403
Need a break from all this crap? Here's some nice Melania pr0n:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6372805 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (f1Vqw) --BOOTS!!! Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (e7oj4) 404
A source tells me that he's hearing from Scott's people that the story is "not accurate."
I guess the flaming skull can go back in its asbestos box. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7) 405
So - a few FB ads in 2016 means the election was stolen because - RUSSIANS!
But probable voter fraud in FL in 2018 is a conspiracy theory? How can anybody who isn't a blind partisan and has an IQ over 80 believe anything the Dems say anymore? Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (d6Ksn) 406
Glad to hear rickl.
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (K22Va) 407
Well that's good news! I wish I could post an appropriate emoji
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (Izzlo) ------- I can help. What would you like? Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (U5tDi) 408
370 The GOP will fool around going back to court and then what? It's Friday night, even if they can find a judge to hold her in contempt it will take hours, then more hours to find cops to serve papers. And what if they just won't come out? It will take violence to shut this down and we don't have the stomach for it - and the left knows it.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (gaFth) Judges (in FL at least) take rotating call, like doctors. A request for a warrant is issued, the warrant is brought to the judge - usually to his/her home on weekends and holidays - he or she signs off, and that's that. Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (MEgUr) 409
I'm being told this story is "not accurate" as to her refusal to comply.
Gaetz (sp?) seems to think she's refusing to comply. Maybe the question is about whether Scott will order sanctions. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (fuK7c) 410
I guess the flaming skull can go back in its asbestos box.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7) With RBG. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (rnXGe) 411
''That lasted, and this IS embarrassing, like 30 minutes.
which is really terrible.'' I'd say that's about average. Most people head straight for the liquor cabinet and toast their good fortune thus immediately breaking their vow of healthier living. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (jm1YL) 412
Did you not notice the contingent of Broward County election officials heading to Arizona?
== um , what ??? is this true ? Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl) 413
We ran 22 sites, we ran 14 days, we ran 12 hours, we had a big vote by mail (during early voting), so don't try to turn it around to make it seem like I'm making comedy out of this," Snipes replied.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (fYi9j) 414
Need a break from all this crap? Here's some nice Melania pr0n:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6372805 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (f1Vqw) --BOOTS!!! Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:40 PM (e7oj4) Omg there's video. brb Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (GbPPJ) 415
Emojis seem childish. But oddly enough, I just read today that a claim that emojis are more likely than mere hashtags to increase user engagement with a tweet.
https://mention.com/en/reports/twitter/emojis/ Posted by: Hands at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (786Ro) 416
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) That's fantastic news! Nothing to be embarrassed about at all. You had to be sure. Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs) 417
I'm being told this story is "not accurate" as to her refusal to comply.
My guess is she's doing passive resistance, not saying "no" just not doing what she's told. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (39g3+) 418
>>I guess the flaming skull can go back in its asbestos box.
Where are we going to put the Flaming Boners? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (/6Nal) 419
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) Great. Just because you saw something you didn't like doesn't mean it's not OK. Good on you. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (Q4pU/) 420
And what if they just won't come out? It will take violence to shut this down and we don't have the stomach for it - and the left knows it.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 07:37 PM (gaFth) Not a problem. Just seal them off, cut off power and water, jam cell phones, and do not allow any food to be delivered. Then wait. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (CDGwz) 421
Rickl, great news!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (I16G8) 422
no skull , no problem
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (bUjCl) 423
Oh crap, my emoji comment looks like spam. It's not, it's just my geekiness.
Posted by: Hands at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (786Ro) 424
My guess is she's doing passive resistance, not saying "no" just not doing what she's told.
She'd had 3 days to do her "damage". Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (O2RFr) 425
There you go again Ace - without citing any evidence - peddling your conspiracy theories of media bias.
🍘 🍘 Posted by: S.E. Cupp at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (DuAZ5) 426
Dan F'n Crenshaw
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (e7oj4) 427
ace, can we have the red text back for a few minutes? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (miE9U) Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7) 429
Where are we going to put the Flaming Boners?
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (/6Nal) -------- In the Flaming Clown Car, where they belong. Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (U5tDi) 430
updated
a big pile of documents dumped on Scott, they're searching to see if they comply or not. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:43 PM (f1Vqw) 432
Having seen a photo of AtC's "upper balcony", I must say she knows what she's talking about.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (too polite to just say "boobs") at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (rJUlF) 433
Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders is a zaftig goddess who would snap that sawed-off little bitch Goebbels in half like he was Jim Accoster.
Where may I send a self addressed envelope? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (fuK7c) 434
Need a break from all this crap? Here's some nice Melania pr0n:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6372805 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear So nice having a First Lady who's a biological lady again. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (5RXy6) 435
413 We ran 22 sites, we ran 14 days, we ran 12 hours, we had a big vote by mail (during early voting), so don't try to turn it around to make it seem like I'm making comedy out of this," Snipes replied.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (fYi9j) What is that, a literal translation from ebonics? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (jyVW0) 436
.i never liked SE Cupp. Even back when she was a frequent guest on Red Eye, she always came across as smug and uninteresting.
But the 'rons liked her legs and boobs. Never really got the boobs thing but then again, I'm a girl. And after over 2 decades in this country , I still can't figure out what makes good legs. Anyway, she's not as big of a fraud as Morningstar Shmoe. Btw, has he said anything about the election fraud in his home state yet. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (9hauA) 437
My attorney friend who works with the FLGOP texted me and said they likely complied with the order just enough, but it was a huge data dump.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (fYi9j) 438
We're already deplorable/irredeemable/White Nationalist Nazi's.
I was told by BEZOS today, that ANTIFA, is an anti-fascist/Anti-Racist activist group. The WAR is here. We will not put up with the is forever. The FULL COMMIE accused Justice Kavanaugh of being a GANG RAPIST. The 7TH FLOOR of the FBI exonerated RODHAM despite her deleting 33 THOUSAND E-mails under subpoena. They had a self described INSURANCE POLICY against DJT being elected. Loretta Lynch met with Bill Clinton on a tarmac in PHX, days before RODHAM was NOT CHARGED. A WAR IS COMING. Soon. Posted by: SUG at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (dMrJJ) 439
So the good doctor is still manufacturing votes in secret?
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:44 PM (Izzlo) 440
Rickl, your news is the bright spot in this day. So happy for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (7QGOK) 441
I would not put it past Scott - if Snipes is refusing a court order - to mince words in some GOPesque effort to manage emotions and also not appear weak.
Not saying that's a logical move ... just a GOP move. Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (Pwo5S) 442
>>>425 There you go again Ace - without citing any evidence - peddling your conspiracy theories of media bias.
Posted by: S.E. Cupp ... within three years you'll be a minor-city mid-tier late-afternoon stripper. Time is an avenger. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (PbpT7) 443
Great news Rickl.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (q+HNC) 444
430 updated
a big pile of documents dumped on Scott, they're searching to see if they comply or not. Like I trust this will amount to anything... She's a pro at stealing elections Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (O2RFr) 445
Thanks for the Melania photos. She and Pres. Trump look happy. Love it.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL) 446
The MFM to scream racism and sexism and the Republicans are just picking on Snipes because she's a black women in 3..2..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (SiINZ) 447
I'm being told this story is "not accurate" as to her refusal to comply.
She'll comply on Tuesday in order to honor America's veterans *salutes*. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (Z1eux) 448
>> Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders is a zaftig goddess
You need to go and get your eyesight checked. She looks like Chunk from The Goonies. Albeit, in a tasteful LaceWig. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (/6Nal) 449
i took a huge data dump early this morning.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (KP5rU) 450
SOS requires vote totals no later than tomorrow at noon. Doubt if she needed anymore time to cheat.
Posted by: Ever at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (KGb/R) 451
> OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor.
Excellent news, and I think I'm not alone in saying that good news of any kind is very welcome right now. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:46 PM (vOkuK) 452
450 SOS requires vote totals no later than tomorrow at noon. Doubt if she needed anymore time to cheat.
Which is what I expect Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 07:46 PM (O2RFr) 453
>>>i never liked SE Cupp. Even back when she was a frequent guest on Red Eye, she always came across as smug and uninteresting.
But the 'rons liked her legs and boobs. ... yes, that was all there was. She isn't interesting. She's barely intelligent. I dare you to read the columns she writes for CNN -- they're just.... empty nonsense. It's often not even wrong -- it's just obvious, trite, let me tell you about these obvious things bullshit. She has never been anything but tits and glasses. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:46 PM (PbpT7) 454
I hate these news conferences about the fire, just grab a hose and help put it out you worthless pieces of shit
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 07:46 PM (wtO4Z) 455
Voter fraud begins with the fraud-enabling Democrat voters in that county. If they wanna riot, go knock yourself/themselves out. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (/9p9e) Broward has been OVERRUN by Haitians... the FL State Gov passed the Wet Foot/Dry foot Law. If an invader gets one foot on FL soil then boom they are accepted as a legal immigrant. messed up..Besided Broward county is nick names the 6th Borough as NY Borough. Used to be Yankees spring training mecca in the day. Oh well I moved in 05 to outside of Mouse territory Orlando then home to Nj in 07. 70's to the 90's were great in Broward while I was there. Once the Haitians were dragged into the State it is a shit hole.. Kind of like South Park with magically appearing Marklars. They just showed up and we never knew why or how!1 At least I didn't.. Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Col Sanders at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7) 457
Their arrogance is breathtaking.
It will make it so much more enjoyable when they go down. I just hope the miami Cuban Republicans stay put and dont go up to Broward. It wont be good. Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (856Ys) 458
>>And after over 2 decades in this country , I still can't figure out what makes good legs.
Mostly what is between them. Mostly. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (/6Nal) 459
I forgot to mention that SE was too cutesy for my taste.
She's so courageous though, being one of the only people standing up to ORANGE MAN. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (9hauA) 460
> Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders is a zaftig goddess
Agreed. And she would make you a killer sammich afterward. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vOkuK) 461
I'm being told this story is "not accurate" as to her refusal to comply. ---- So.... some mover and shaker and their money maker are lurking the blog.... ..... does this mean we have to put on pants?? Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (vIjh1) Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (q177U) 463
Jay Guevara......Snipes sounds like N. VITO OBAMA, except, she left out the "Uh uh uh uh uh OKIE DOKE".
Posted by: SUG at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (dMrJJ) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (/6Nal) 465
The goal is not to win the election by tomorrow. The goal is to get it into the hand count, and then argue ab out provisional ballots on Weds in front of Sr. Judge Hinkle (a good man, but a Clinton appointee).
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (fYi9j) 466
Really happy for you, Rick L! We did need some good news.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (5HBd1) 467
I just read today that a claim that emojis are more likely than mere hashtags to increase user engagement with a tweet.
They make me less likely to respond or treat a tweet seriously. And if they game a back rub and a bacon sandwich I still wouldn't use them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+) 468
s.e. cupp. soon to be a sideshow with sloppy daniels at a nudie bar in squat and pee wyoming.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (KP5rU) 469
Cupp will be giving Howard Stern lap dances at 2 in the afternoon.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (7QGOK) 470
442
>>>425 There you go again Ace - without citing any evidence - peddling your conspiracy theories of media bias. Posted by: S.E. Cupp ... within three years you'll be a minor-city mid-tier late-afternoon stripper. Time is an avenger. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (PbpT7) Three years? Ace, you are a kind, kind man. And I never knew you've visited Portland. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl) 472
Lisa Ann is more than just tits and glasses.
Posted by: Amanduh Carpenter at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (Xa+bj) 473
Sarah Huckin'-A Sanders is a zaftig goddess
Umm yep. She's just what I want in a woman. Smart, conservative, pretty, stern but kind, nice shape, courageous. Lots to like there, and she clearly knows how to mom. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (39g3+) 474
within three years you'll be a minor-city mid-tier late-afternoon stripper.
Time is an avenger. Posted by: ace The morning strippers will be jealous of her raking in all those fat Lincolns for lap dances. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (5RXy6) 475
She has never been anything but tits and glasses. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:46 PM (PbpT7) ------ So.... Kat Timpf with knockera?? Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (vIjh1) 476
SE Cupp is also one of those deluded idiots who thinks she's funny. Men laugh at her jokes because TITS.
Take away the tits and she's Jonah Goldberg. Wait, he has tits too. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (PbpT7) 477
464 >>She has never been anything but tits and glasses.
I like tits and glasses. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (/6Nal) We were just talking about Claire Forlani the other day Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (f1Vqw) 479
"This sounds like a document dump, where you dump many deliberately irrelevant and extraneous documents on a litigant just to harass them and keep them from finding the information you were ordered to produce. We'll see, though."
More likely than not. Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs) 480
I have never in my life seen people project the way the fucking left do.
RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA for 2 years but oh voter fraud in Broward thats just crazy talk. WTF Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (+dsLj) 481
And I never knew you've visited Portland.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO) ----- Think lower 4th Street, Sioux City Ia. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (vIjh1) 482
Good for you rickl!
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (tCvhJ) 483
Yeah, yeah, the Democrats are the opposition and we're always supposed to be pissed when they win anything. Hyperbole has its place in political discourse, as long as it's grounded on a foundation of sober, calm analysis. In light of that, I would still say that all this talk of an "act of war" is very much appropriate after today's events. Perhaps even the phrase "act of terrorism" is more applicable.
Without trustworthy elections, we have nothing. No Republic. No Representatives. No Rule Of Law. We have naked, raw Barbarism: Whoever applies the most force gets their way. If the electoral process is suspect, then the elected office holders are suspect. If they are suspect, their agents and officers are suspect. The entire Social Compact is dissolved, and the only operative ethos is "whatever you can get away with". Why should I follow any laws myself, when such a clear, unambiguous disdain for the rule of law has been shown by those trusted to safeguard it? Or put another way: The only mechanism in such a situation preventing me from committing a crime is that I'm not quite able to outgun the police or my neighbors at will. That is, literally, the End of Civilization. This not merely a crime. This is not just politics gone too far. Or... Perhaps it is. As Clausewitz said, "War is merely politics continued by other means." I don't think this is what he meant, but it still rings true. God help us. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (BRvh1) 484
Also, yes, Rickl, fantastic news.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:50 PM (fYi9j) 485
> Not a problem. Just seal them off, cut off power and water, jam cell phones, and do not allow any food to be delivered.
And if that doesn't work, take the roof off the building, as one of the Holy Roman Emperors did when the College of Cardinals couldn't agree on a new Pope. Not in my time, mind you. My family had more...direct...methods of persuasion. "An offer you can't refuse"? That was one of my originals. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (vOkuK) 486
We have a new song:
Making Votes Out of Nothing at All Soon to be a hit at the next Democratic convention. Tell your friends!!! Posted by: Air Supply at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (J70i0) 487
SE Cupp is also one of those deluded idiots who thinks she's funny. Men laugh at her jokes because TITS.
Take away the tits and she's Jonah Goldberg. Wait, he has tits too. Posted by: ace at N heh Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1) 488
She knows CNN is the last place she's going to have gainful employment at, and you betcha, she's gonna follow that Party Line down to the last letter and the down to the final period.
Crack whoring can be considered gainful. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (yQpMk) 489
Over an hour ago I checked:
https://floridaelectionwatch.gov/Home Tally then was 712,840 ballots Current tally is still 712,840. Scott holds leads by .25% They are working on a fresh set of ballots for the formal recount. Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (1g7ch) 490
>>>I like tits and glasses.
everyone does. But you wouldn't say, "Oh, look at those tits and glasses! Let me have her engineer this bridge for me!!!" Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (PbpT7) 491
Nice hips help make great legs. And calf muscles. Thigh gap.
Posted by: Amanduh Carpenter at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (Xa+bj) 492
Truthfully, I wish the Trumpster were here in terra firma US of A. The man can stiffen spines. God knows we need some ruthless R warriors right now in Broward. Maricopa also. Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (FUJZT) 493
'' I just read today that a claim that emojis are more likely than mere hashtags to increase user engagement with a tweet. ''
I only use them when messaging the grandkids. They love using them so you know Grandma has to do it too. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:51 PM (jm1YL) 494
I read somewhere that Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any place in America. All these rockers and comedians and stuff used to love going there for the top notch pole kittens, at least a few years ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+) 495
359 PAM BIONDI FL AG... TRUMPS GIRL... Not to worry
--- She was AG during the Trayvon Martin shitshow, too. I have zero confidence in her. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (hjaPQ) 496
Cupp giving lap dances will be called "position papers"
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (7QGOK) 497
If she has had the ballots to herself all this time, how can fraud be ruled out? I'd like to say I can't believe she's still counting votes after having been caught cheating before, but sadly I can.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (9hauA) Posted by: Marcy Playground first draft at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (jr1mC) 499
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Holy hell: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_(1946) Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 07:47 PM (q177U) About a year, maybe more, ago, I was having a conversation with some Millennials about the Battle of Athens. None of them believed me. Said, to a person, all 4 of them, that it couldn't happen. I kept it up and they kept ridiculing me. Then, one of them Googled "Battle of Athens, TN". You could have dropped a pin and heard it land. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (UsCnO) 500
within three years you'll be a minor-city mid-tier late-afternoon stripper.
Time is an avenger. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:45 PM (PbpT7) =================== Ahoy, hater! Not me. If Mr. Zucker ever tires of me Cap'n Bill has promised me a slot on the Lido Deck in the afternoon and the Starlight Lounge in the evenings! 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 Posted by: S.E. Cupp at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (DuAZ5) 501
Portland, where you can get gluten-free lap dances.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (5HBd1) 502
Thigh gap = crooked legs; great for: polo and other equestrian sports
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (bUjCl) 503
They love using them so you know Grandma has to do it too.
...ok you get an exemption, like the combat marine getting his nails painted by his little girl. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (39g3+) 504
You want tits and glasses? Look up Kendra Lust. "Actress", of course. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (f1Vqw) 505
When you get old, you need glasses to see the tits. Trust me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (Tyii7) 506
>>everyone does. But you wouldn't say, "Oh, look at those tits and glasses! Let me have her engineer this bridge for me!!!"
I don't think MichaelinMichigan or ChemJeff did. But, I see your point. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (9ORmh) 508
Bruce Jenner's home burned down in malibu, and alyssa milano is evacuating.
Things like these are called Acts of God. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (r+sAi) 509
someone needs to tell kat timpf that the only reason she has a job is because she is not a guy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (MTjB1) 510
413 We ran 22 sites, we ran 14 days, we ran 12 hours, we had a big vote by mail (during early voting), so don't try to turn it around to make it seem like I'm making comedy out of this," Snipes replied.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 07:42 PM (fYi9j) Look at this illiterate sentence. And this bitch was in charge of teaching children to read and write? Really? She should've been TAKING classes on that, not running classes on it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (CDGwz) 511
''Truthfully, I wish the Trumpster were here in terra firma US of A. ''
I'm sure he's got Scott on speed dial or maybe an open line. You just know he's sent some support down there. Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (jm1YL) 512
Now, Pam Bondi is attractive.
I don't know what the hell you Huckabee Sanders fans are seeing, though. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk) 514
340 OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) So that alarming tangerine size mass was just the cerembellum? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (1g7ch) 515
>>someone needs to tell kat timpf that the only reason she has a job is because she is not a guy.
SE Cupp 2.0 Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (W+vEI) 516
Guy, problem is, these Hollywood assholes just go back and build themselves bigger houses.
Almost all of Hollywood needs to be massively ass-raped by Trump's IRS yesterday. Let them scream, yell and move to Canada. I don't give a shit anymore. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (miE9U) 517
508 Bruce Jenner's home burned down in malibu, and alyssa milano is evacuating.
Things like these are called Acts of God. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (r+sAi) Any word on La Streisand's compound? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (CDGwz) 518
OT but I saw the oncologist this morning and he said the MRI looked OK and I don't have a brain tumor. I've spent the last two weeks thinking I probably did, and was expecting the worst.
So today wasn't a total bust. I feel a bit embarrassed, though. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R) That's great, rickl. I'm happy for you! Never hurts to get stuff checked out. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (9hauA) 519
someone needs to put a posse together, get a black van, find that joanne nosuchinsky girl and drag her back to fox.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1) 520
America's wang is such an attention whore.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (DcuIu) 521
508 Bruce Jenner's home burned down in malibu, and alyssa milano is evacuating.
Things like these are called Acts of God. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (r+sAi) Yeah, I think one of the Horde reported in that they lost their home in the wildfire. Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (Izzlo) 522
A blind man can see tits.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk) ------ ...braile.... Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (vIjh1) 523
So.... Kat Timpf with knockera??
Saw some pics of Kat Timpf the other day. She's horribly plain. It's all makeup, hair, and glasses. You could buy her look in any store. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (oVJmc) 524
You could have dropped a pin and heard it land.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:52 PM (UsCnO) I believe there was a movie made about it. Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (J70i0) 525
SE Cupp is also one of those deluded idiots who thinks she's funny. Men laugh at her jokes because TITS.
Take away the tits and she's Jonah Goldberg. Wait, he has tits too. Posted by: ace at N -2.0 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1) 526
Titties and beer > tits and glasses
Posted by: Frank Zappa at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (f1Vqw) 528
516 Guy, problem is, these Hollywood assholes just go back and build themselves bigger houses.
Almost all of Hollywood needs to be massively ass-raped by Trump's IRS yesterday. Let them scream, yell and move to Canada. I don't give a shit anymore. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (miE9U) And break up Google & Amazon. Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (Izzlo) 529
> And this bitch was in charge of teaching children to read and write?
Nah, her degree was in "Educational Leadership". I know some of those people. Imagine the most pompous, authoritarian, major-league asshole school principal you've ever met. Now imagine that person is also a stone-cold Stalinist. There's your Educational Leadership PhD right there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (vOkuK) 530
>>>509 someone needs to tell kat timpf that the only reason she has a job is because she is not a guy.
YUPPP I really don't like that about the conservative media. They're always promoting liberals (She was a college Democrat) and people to fill diversity slots (to show we're big tent) and 22 year olds (we're young and hip and still ahve to pay a big surcharge for car insurance!!!). Then in three years, they're working for CNN as total full-on liberals and we're the ones who paid for their apprenticeship. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (PbpT7) 531
>>She's horribly plain.
She needs to get those things excised from her face. What do they call those weird bumps, anyway? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (/6Nal) 532
Bruce Jenner's home burned down in malibu, and alyssa milano is evacuating.
Things like these are called Acts of God. He IS the Kwisatz Haderach! Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk) 533
Most of those fox babes are that way because of a top notch makeup staff with airbrush makeup and $400 haircuts. Put em on their own, not gonna be all that remarkable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (39g3+) 534
If she has had the ballots to herself all this time, how can fraud be ruled out?
What is an election without chain of custody? Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (NAs56) 535
A blind man can see tits.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk) ------ ...braile.... Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:55 PM (vIjh1) "yound lady, will you help this poor blind man across the road ??" Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (bUjCl) 536
everyone does. But you wouldn't say, "Oh, look at those tits and glasses! Let me have her engineer this bridge for me!!!" You might be surprised Posted by: FIU Sweetwater Pedestrian Bridge at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (TAmPV) 537
someone needs to tell kat timpf that the only reason she has a job is because she is not a guy.
SE Cupp 2.0 Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (W+vEI) ----- I think Timpf is smarter..... but at the same time more whiningly annoying. Is it weird if I picture her and Tyrus ..... well..... you know. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vIjh1) 538
Thanks, everybody.
The tl, dr version is that I've been having deterioration of my vision for over a year. Of course the lung cancer diagnosis and treatment pushed that to the back burner. About a month ago I had an eye exam and the optometrist said I have cataracts and that I should see an eye surgeon. At about the same time a follow-up CAT scan showed that the original lung tumor had grown and there was a second smaller nodule that wasn't visible earlier. When I told the oncologist about the vision problem, he ordered the MRI. I had that done two weeks ago and they gave me the scans on a disk. I took the disc to the oncologist the following Monday, but in the meantime I looked at it on a computer at work. I saw quite a big difference in the appearance of the two hemispheres. I think that almost anybody seeing what I did would think "that doesn't look right". The funny thing is that the oncologist has not seen the actual scans. He just has the written report from the radiologist. I described what I saw and he said it sounded like "small cell disease" which he says is pretty common and probably nothing to worry about. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R) 539
🌰It's not who votes it's who counts the votes.🌰 Posted by: Big Joe at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (Q4pU/) 540
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Saw some pics of Kat Timpf the other day. She's horribly plain. It's all makeup, hair, and glasses. You could buy her look in any store. ... I think she has expressive eyes but the thing is I've never tried to fuck an expressive eye so so what? Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (PbpT7) 541
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Bruce Jenner's home burned down in malibu, and alyssa milano is evacuating. Things like these are called Acts of God. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 07:53 PM (r+sAi) a.k.a., "Karma is a Bitch". Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (UsCnO) 542
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No one KNOWS what the eff Snipes has been doing, she built her own private Green Zone and barricaded her and her people inside. Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2018 07:05 PM (8erNz) Sounds like what the machine in Athens County, TN did back in the day. Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (6UvYI)" Like 1984, the commies are taking it as an instruction manual, not a warning. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (tSXzq) 543
>>someone needs to tell kat timpf that the only reason she has a job is because she is not a guy.
SE Cupp 2.0 Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 07:54 PM (W+vEI) Ah, another annoying person. I don't know how she got hired by NRO. Say what you will about them, but their writers generally write competently. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (9hauA) 544
Christopher Taylor, I've also read that the Fox women's makeup is literally spray-painted on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (miE9U) 545
SE Cupps wasnt even tits, just glasses. I remember her being pretty flat chested until she either gained weight or got a boob job, or both.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (+dsLj) 546
If she has had the ballots to herself all this time, how can fraud be ruled out?
----- Oh.... not fraud?? Then youre out for incompetence. Take your pick sugar tits. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (vIjh1) 547
For what it's worth, the county seat of Skamania county WA was forceably changed during the late 20s or 30s. A group of men rowed over to North Bonneville, stole the county records and moved them to Stevenson. There is now a sign in the county courthouse that you may not remove any records. I think people used to take matters into their own hands, back in the day.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (5HBd1) 548
>>I think she has expressive eyes but the thing is I've never tried to fuck an expressive eye so so what?
Pro Tip : Try the brown one, Ace. Posted by: Shep Smith at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (/6Nal) 549
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So - a few FB ads in 2016 means the election was stolen because - RUSSIANS! But probable voter fraud in FL in 2018 is a conspiracy theory? How can anybody who isn't a blind partisan and has an IQ over 80 believe anything the Dems say anymore? " You seem to be assuming that a majority of Dem voters actually believe this shit, and aren't in on it. Pro tip: they're not, and they don't. That block of Dem voters with degrees they're always carrying on about know exactly what is up. A lot of them are the same asshats with ANSWER or WWP buttons stuck on their cubicle walls, Che flags hanging in their office, who will wax poetic about shoving GOP'ers into ovens when you get a few drinks into them. Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (67XdO) 550
Nah, her degree was in "Educational Leadership".
Well, if she has a doctorate in it, that must mean they offer a Nobel Prize for it, too. Much respect. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (NAs56) Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (9hauA) 552
We were just talking about Claire Forlani the other day
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (Izzlo) Ooh whatever happened to her? Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (kiSdp) 553
Christopher Taylor, I've also read that the Fox women's makeup is literally spray-painted on.
They use a device simliar to an airbrush. Remember Hillary at the DNC convention? Where she suddenly looked 30 years younger and goggled at balloons like she'd never seen one before? That's what it can do. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (39g3+) 554
Kat Timpf has eyes??? I just stare at the mole on her chin.... Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (vIjh1) 555
"But in the collective sense, what this country really fears is ... Good Negro Government." - Ta-Nehisi Coates
That, and Bigfoot as President, whichever comes first. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (Ry8mf) 556
What do they call those weird bumps, anyway?
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:56 PM (/6Nal) Ingrown hairs? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (1g7ch) 557
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SE Cupp. Here's what she used to do on Red Eye: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y899hgn9 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (f1Vqw) I can go to a website and watch cuter girls do much more than that, and don't have to bother listening to their "I'm actually really smart" opinions at the same time. Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (cAnNx) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk) 561
544 Christopher Taylor, I've also read that the Fox women's makeup is literally spray-painted on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (miE9U) Any stage or film makeup artist worth a damn should know how to airbrush for fine detail... But i think those criminals actually use Krylon on Harris Faulkner. It's a god damn sin. Like putting RustOleum on the Sistine Chapel ceiling... Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (BRvh1) 562
>> I think she has expressive eyes but the thing
I prefer expressive butts. Here's some Demi Rose: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6332491 There's video of her getting her ass treatment. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (f1Vqw) 563
So, this bridge we are having the big tits and glasses construct, is this like a railway bridge or something inconsequential like a pedestrian bridge?
Posted by: Miami FIU at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (zfvHs) 564
I think Timpf is smarter..... but at the same time more whiningly annoying. Is it weird if I picture her and Tyrus ..... well..... you know. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vIjh1) as long as I get to take the pictures. and a 10 foot head start when Tyrus figures out what I am doing. Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (UsCnO) 565
Just Duckgoed kat Timpf of pics without makeup. Yikes.
I've seen malignant tumors that have looked better. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+dsLj) 566
asking for a friend:
Is it safe to store a bag of about 3500 paper ballots in a drainpipe overnight? Posted by: Trust the Turtle at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (apolw) 567
Well no flaming skulls to see here. TECHNICALLY Snipes complied with the LAW, your votes were stolen fair and square and DeSantis and Scott were defeated as the 'people have spoken' in a very tight race.
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (yhf6w) 568
420 Deplorable Jay Guevara - that would do it. That whole crew looks like they'd beg for mercy once the cell phones ran out of juice.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (gaFth) 569
Saw some pics of Kat Timpf the other day.
==== She has a bad smile, so in all her posed pictures she pulls a crooked, ironic smirk. Which shows insecurity, which I find attractive, for some reason. I guess it probably comes across as "available." Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (0JUQP) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (/6Nal) 571
I think she has expressive eyes but the thing is I've never tried to fuck an expressive eye so so what? Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (PbpT7 So how do you know you're not missing out? Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (cAnNx) 572
I know she's a Dem but we have the majority in the Senate now and besides she followed me home. Can I keep her please please..
https://tinyurl.com/yazpdbth Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (ICWiF) 573
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>> I think she has expressive eyes but the thing I prefer expressive butts. Here's some Demi Rose: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6332491 There's video of her getting her ass treatment. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (f1Vqw) I cannot lie. I even made a song about it. Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (UsCnO) 574
That, and Bigfoot as President, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Holy fuck boys! They're gonna make a samsquamch president! Posted by: Bubbles at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (5RXy6) 575
There is a canvassing stream on the twitters for the next ten mins. They are showing nothing, of course.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (fYi9j) 576
>>I think Timpf is smarter..... but at the same time more whiningly annoying.
Is it weird if I picture her and Tyrus ..... well..... you know. I've seen her on Gutfeld's show. Gutfeld is naturally funny - it just rolls of his tongue. Then Timpf makes her comment and you can see the wheels turning to be clever/ironic/snarky. It's more like a carefully crafted twitter burn. She's never made me laugh. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (W+vEI) 577
the rods of god caught up with jenner. damn shame.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (KP5rU) 578
Damn, I have a tie almost exactly like the one The Donald sported today. And Melania rocked killer boots as well.
Time for me to get laid multiple times, posthaste. [but I won't] Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (e7oj4) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: Glasses and Tits at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (UFLLM) 581
who will wax poetic about shoving GOP'ers into ovens when you get a few drinks into them.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 07:58 PM (67XdO) If they feel froggy ... leap. Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (Pwo5S) 582
563 So, this bridge we are having the big tits and glasses construct, is this like a railway bridge or something inconsequential like a pedestrian bridge?
Posted by: Miami FIU at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (zfvHs) Rail bridge, but it's ok because peach bottom and jogger's calves designed the train. Should be fine. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (BRvh1) 583
So she dumped the data but still has the ballots. So don't know if she is done cheating, machine counted numbers must match, just don't know how provisional ballots will work or if there is cheating possibility. She was just trying to get it to force a state wide hand recount where more cheating can occur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (r+sAi) 584
CBS Miami4
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (fYi9j) 585
Christopher Taylor, I've also read that the Fox women's makeup is literally spray-painted on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 0 Its an airbrush. Not exactly spray paint. But close. Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (XROPS) 586
"But in the collective sense, what this country really fears is ... Good Negro Government." - Ta-Nehisi Coates
It's never been tried, so I'm a little skeptical. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (CE5C/) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (/6Nal) 588
rickl, I'm very sorry to hear that your lung tumor has grown and now there is a second. I hope they can adjust your treatment to combat that. In the meantime, I hope you are still feeling okay and I'll continue to keep you in my prayers.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (U5tDi) 589
Carbuncle is a word, yes.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (bUjCl) 590
publius, what's wrong with that GIF of SE Cupp? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (miE9U) 591
572 I know she's a Dem but we have the majority in the Senate now and besides she followed me home. Can I keep her please please..
https://tinyurl.com/yazpdbth Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:01 PM (ICWiF) All right, elect her to the Bunny Ranch, if you're so inclined, but not to the Senate. She doesn't do a thing for me, but that's a matter of taste. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (jyVW0) 592
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I'll bet that Cupp has aureoles like silverdollar pancakes. mmm..pancakes.. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk) Maple syrup, anyone? Posted by: A fake CBD at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO) 593
>>"But in the collective sense, what this country really fears is ... Good Negro Government." - Ta-Nehisi Coates
We gave it half a try. Didn't work out too well. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (/6Nal) 594
There's a woman, won't say who, who sells semi-nude pictures of herself. She pretends to be anti-SJW, so all the lonely conservative men on twitter follow her and have dumb conversations with her because OH WOW A GIRL WHO WILL TALK TO ME!!!
There's a phenomenon in gaming culture now of Gamer Girlz just coming in and showing tits and ass and begging for patreon donations. Because gaming, like conservative politics, has relatively few women and a surplus of lonely men, they clean up there, too. It's a racket. One that I think S.E. Cupp owned for four years. See this, for example, Not really safe for work. Girls claiming to be "cosplaying" with body paint are all over Twitch, collecting donations from lonely awkward men for their 'art" https://www.twitch.tv/zombiunicorn/clip/DeterminedEsteemedInternYee Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (PbpT7) 595
Data dump..does not meet requirements
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:05 PM (bUjCl) 596
588 rickl, I'm very sorry to hear that your lung tumor has grown and now there is a second. I hope they can adjust your treatment to combat that. In the meantime, I hope you are still feeling okay and I'll continue to keep you in my prayers.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (U5tDi) Thanks. He ordered another CAT scan before the next scheduled treatment and may adjust the treatment depending on that. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R) 597
But i think those criminals actually use Krylon on Harris Faulkner. It's a god damn sin. Like putting RustOleum on the Sistine Chapel ceiling...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (BRvh1) --Harris Faulkner is gorgeous. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (e7oj4) 598
There's a woman, won't say who, who sells semi-nude pictures of herself. She pretends to be anti-SJW, so all the lonely conservative men on twitter follow her and have dumb conversations with her because OH WOW A GIRL WHO WILL TALK TO ME!!!
Kinda like that scientologist singer that wore the MAGA dress. Its a scam. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (39g3+) 599
ace, true. Conservatives are DESPERATE for validation from celebrities and attractive women.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (miE9U) 600
So she dumped the data but still has the ballots. So don't know if she is done cheating, machine counted numbers must match, just don't know how provisional ballots will work or if there is cheating possibility. She was just trying to get it to force a state wide hand recount where more cheating can occur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (r+sAi) WTF? We get a "it ain't necessarily so" update and then nothing. Nothing. Ace, you can't let it hang like that. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (Q4pU/) 601
Christopher Taylor, I've also read that the Fox women's makeup is literally spray-painted on.
-- Shannon Bream would be beautiful without spray-painted makeup. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (JoUsr) 602
All hat and no cattle. SE Cupp, all glasses and no tits. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:07 PM (f1Vqw) 603
595 Data dump..does not meet requirements
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:05 PM (bUjCl) Seriously. I'm supposed to be impressed with "here's a thumb drive, peasant"? After DECADES of malfeasance? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 08:07 PM (BRvh1) 604
And of course by "old" I mean over 29.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 08:07 PM (Tyii7) 605
Its an airbrush. Not exactly spray paint. But close.
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 08:03 PM (XROPS) Either that, or plastic surgery, or botox has eliminated the wrinkles on Martha McCallum's forehead. Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 08:07 PM (AMIL/) 606
I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled dugs
Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest-- I too awaited the expected guest. He, the young man carbuncular, arrives, A small house agent's clerk, with one bold stare, One of the low on whom assurance sits As a silk hat on a Bradford millionaire. Posted by: TS Eliot at November 09, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (/6Nal) 608
mmm..pancakes..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 08:00 PM (yQpMk) Maple syrup, anyone? ===== Outta my way!!!! Posted by: Babs Streisand at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (//voU) Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (e7oj4) 610
Jesus, Ace, they get $$$ for this????
They should be paying ME to watch THEM!!! lol My SMV is at least twice those chicks. Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (q+HNC) 611
It's a racket. One that I think S.E. Cupp owned for four years. See this, for example, Not really safe for work. Girls claiming to be "cosplaying" with body paint are all over Twitch, collecting donations from lonely awkward men for their 'art" https://www.twitch.tv/zombiunicorn/clip/DeterminedEsteemedInternYee Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (PbpT7) Oh ace, that is actually even more hilarious than you know. That scrunt Zombiunicorn, was involved in the hilariously bad "Bully hunters" idiocy. Where they would send a bully hunter into a game to go and frag the mean boys saying nasty things to girls and other minority gamers. Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (cAnNx) 612
Lisa Booth is adorable, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (/6Nal) 613
579 Carbunkle?
Is that a word? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:02 PM (/6Nal) --Yes. Hell, it's in the Bible. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (e7oj4) 614
There's a phenomenon in gaming culture now of Gamer Girlz just coming in and showing tits and ass and begging for patreon donations. Because gaming, like conservative politics, has relatively few women and a surplus of lonely men, they clean up there, too.
Yeah its not that hard to be passable at games and stream some with a good cleavage shot in the camera aimed at you. Lots of hits that way. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 08:08 PM (39g3+) 615
>>>Kinda like that scientologist singer that wore the MAGA dress. Its a scam.
i don't know about that. Going MAGA is a career killer. I don't think someone would do that without being committed. also, i don't think she has a patreon where she hits up lonely men for donations. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (PbpT7) 616
--Harris Faulkner is gorgeous.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (e7oj4) My buddy, Cisco, thinks so too. Me, she looks regular but has a gorgeous mind. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (Q4pU/) 617
SE Cupp. Here's what she used to do on Red Eye:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y899hgn9 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:49 PM (f1Vqw) These were always my favorite from Red Eye: https://tinyurl.com/ycx5uabn Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (zfvHs) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (/6Nal) Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (bUjCl) 620
ace, there was a cosplayer I liked a lot at FB, named Ivy Doomkitty, that I enjoyed especially because unlike numerous other cosplayers there, she NEVER opened her piehole about politics or anything outside of her specialty, which was dressing up in leotards and posting as various feminine versions of screen icons. I always thought it was very smart of her to keep it all about her cosplay, and not venture into other topics.
Anyway, after about two years of doing this, and about six months ago, it's now next to impossible to find much of anything she's willing to share on FB anymore. Now the only thing she'll post is personal pics, which aren't that great, and it's been made clear via her actions that if you "want to see more," you've got to pay her at Patheos. No more freebies whatsoever. I find it kind of sad, but hey, it's capitalism I guess. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (miE9U) 621
>>>Oh ace, that is actually even more hilarious than you know. That scrunt Zombiunicorn, was involved in the hilariously bad "Bully hunters" idiocy. Where they would send a bully hunter into a game to go and frag the mean boys saying nasty things to girls and other minority gamers.
yeah I know. Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (PbpT7) 622
Snipes is earning $4,336 monthly in state pension benefits from her time in the Broward school system. She also gets over $12,000-a-month from her job as supervisor, according to state records.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (fYi9j) Posted by: music history at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (jr1mC) 624
While all this is going on,
what additional fraud is being committed in GA by the gap-toothed Communist hag and her sycophants? Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (MEgUr) 625
Well, if nothing else all this legal wrangling keep this felonious hack from shrinking Scott's lead anymore, which stands at a hair under 15k
That said, all of this illegal conduct in the past was known long before the election and it still took Scott's campaign, the RNC and the NRSC almost 2-whole days after the polls closed with a less than 1% lead before they did anything. This hack from Broward ain't the only incompetent, it seems Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (IbD2v) 626
also, i don't think she has a patreon where she hits up lonely men for donations.
No, she's just a pretty good singer putting out faux soul drek for sales. She was a big Obama supporter until like 2 days after the election. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (39g3+) 627
Why has no-one told me that you can get money to let people watch you play video games and play with yourself?
I could've been a millionaire by now. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (5RXy6) 628
Snipes is earning $4,336 monthly in state pension benefits from her time
in the Broward school system. She also gets over $12,000-a-month from her job as supervisor, according to state records. -- Stinking repressive America! Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2018 08:11 PM (JoUsr) 629
Carbunkle?
Is that a word? He was in that folk duo with Paul Simon. Posted by: music history at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (jr1mC) HAHAHAHAHAH !!! Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:11 PM (bUjCl) 630
How is Desantis doing? He's the one that really put the hurt on Broward if he holds on to win.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 08:11 PM (yQpMk) 631
>>Why has no-one told me that you can get money to let people watch you play video games and play with yourself?
True Fact : Masturbatin' Pete is a self-made Millionaire. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (/6Nal) 632
622 Snipes is earning $4,336 monthly in state pension benefits from her time in the Broward school system. She also gets over $12,000-a-month from her job as supervisor, according to state records.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (fYi9j) And she still can't afford a decent fucking wig? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (BRvh1) 633
All right, elect her to the Bunny Ranch, if you're so inclined, but not to the Senate. She doesn't do a thing for me, but that's a matter of taste.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 08:04 PM (jyVW0) Kyrsten packin heat.. https://tinyurl.com/ycsulg97 Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (ICWiF) 634
>> These were always my favorite from Red Eye:
Carrie Keagan! I remember her and that pair. Andy Levy used to act really stupid with her, like he couldn't even think when he'd do the half-time with her. "Hi, Carrie....." "Hi, Andy...." "Did you say something about something?" I miss Andy Levy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (f1Vqw) 635
Me-Ow!
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 07:59 PM (/6Nal) I know right, lol. I'm feeling unusually catty tonight. I'm problem in the 5th or lower percentile of cattiness, but I am still female. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 08:13 PM (9hauA) 636
630. DeSantis is up .47 percent as of this afternoon. He should be fine, but at this point we are just making votes up, so...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 08:13 PM (fYi9j) 637
"I'm applying a whole bunch of blue paint to my naked body with pasties over my nipples. I'm doing art! Don't you dare claim I'm attempting to sell titillation to teen boys that don't want their parents finding porn sites on the computer!"
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 08:13 PM (cAnNx) 638
Grump, DeSantis is probably safe. He's about 50k vote margin larger than Scott which is staying more or less constant throughout all of this
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 08:13 PM (IbD2v) 639
there was a cosplayer I liked a lot at FB, named Ivy Doomkitty, that I enjoyed especially because unlike numerous other cosplayers there, she NEVER opened her piehole about politics or anything outside of her specialty, which was dressing up in leotards and posting as various feminine versions of screen icons. I always thought it was very smart of her to keep it all about her cosplay, and not venture into other topics.
Anyway, after about two years of doing this, and about six months ago, it's now next to impossible to find much of anything she's willing to share on FB anymore. Now the only thing she'll post is personal pics, which aren't that great, and it's been made clear via her actions that if you "want to see more," you've got to pay her at Patheos. No more freebies whatsoever. I find it kind of sad, but hey, it's capitalism I guess. Posted by: qdpsteve at N think you meant to send that as a dm. / Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 08:14 PM (MTjB1) 640
McSally down by 22,000 votes now, so can we as I suggested before the election sell Arizona to Mexico?
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T4oHT) 641
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Check out her Power Girl cosplay sometime, if you've a mind to. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 08:14 PM (zfvHs) 642
y5, no. I mean, you all already know how pathetic I am. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 09, 2018 08:14 PM (miE9U) 643
My buddy, Cisco, thinks so too. Me, she looks regular but has a gorgeous mind.
Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (Q4pU/) --She's got legs. Also, not sure if wigs or real hair, but she likes to rock that retro/Mad Men look. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (e7oj4) 644
The brazen lawlessness, the in your face "fuck you" by these banana republic shitbags is really hard to take.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (NWiLs) 645
These were always my favorite from Red Eye:
https://tinyurl.com/ycx5uabn Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (zfvHs) Now that is quali-tity TV Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1) 647
616 --Harris Faulkner is gorgeous.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:06 PM (e7oj4) My buddy, Cisco, thinks so too. Me, she looks regular but has a gorgeous mind. Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 08:09 PM (Q4pU/) Very striking eyes. Wonder how she will hold up over the years... will she end up looking like a Grey? Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (/8RAd) 649
Sung to the Beatles "Nowhere Man"
It's a real Voter Fraud, in the state of Florida. Liars fixing votes for you and me. No one knows just what to count,Just don't let those ballots out. Republicans willFold again, just wait. Voter Fraud, please listenReal ballots ain't missin'.They are just, sur-rounded, by a zillion fake ones. Bondi, Scott, and all of you. Republicans are fully screwed. Voter Fraud, has once again, won. Posted by: zombie John Lennon at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (UsCnO) 650
627 Why has no-one told me that you can get money to let people watch you play video games and play with yourself?
I could've been a millionaire by now. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 08:10 PM (5RXy6) You need to have tits and a vagina. Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (cAnNx) 651
640 McSally down by 22,000 votes now, so can we as I suggested before the election sell Arizona to Mexico?
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 08:14 PM (T4oHT) -------- Doug Jones Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (/8RAd) Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (bUjCl) 653
>>McSally down by 22,000 votes now, so can we as I suggested before the election sell Arizona to Mexico?
I don't think Trump has given up yet, per his tweet about signatures not matching? McSally damn well better fight like Scott is. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (W+vEI) 654
648 Judge ordered a deadline, Snipes had over some papers, guess that's it. All cool now.
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:15 PM (/8RAd) If it's just a giant pile of crap, Scott could file a show cause motion. Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs) 655
Harris kinda looks like a Plains Game Animal, though.
Like there's an Nyala or a Gemsbok in her family tree. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (/6Nal) 656
Skip, someone was saying earlier that they expected Rep. MethLab to get another bump today and that looks to have happened. That lead should shrink over the weekend and I to next week, but whether it reverses is anyone's guess
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (IbD2v) 657
Just a question: Are there any Republicans overseeing the vote count in Broward and Palm Beach, or is it just a bunch of Democrat hacks locked away with the ballots? Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (g5YYQ) 658
360
If there was ever a time to break out the top shelf stuff, I say this qualifies. Enough drinking, and any embarrassment is gone! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO) Oh, good point! I bought a bottle of Macallan 12 about a week ago after it was recommended, but haven't opened it yet. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 08:18 PM (sdi6R) 659
http://bit.ly/2DxbKGv
===== WHOA: Thread on Florida's voting laws, Broward and Palm Beach Counties, and Brenda Snipes is so DAMNING twitchy.com Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 09, 2018 08:18 PM (+om3e) 660
I miss Andy Levy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:12 PM (f1Vqw) What ever happened to either Andy Levy or Bill Schulz? Posted by: zombie John Lennon at November 09, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO) 661
go away dead Beatle
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UsCnO) 662
Grump, DeSantis is probably safe. He's about 50k vote margin larger than Scott which is staying more or less constant throughout all of this
Good. He can have the State Police all up in Broward's ass for four years. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (yQpMk) 663
Judge ordered a deadline, Snipes hands over some papers, guess that's it. All cool now.
Very nice of her. Have we thanked her for her service? Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (DCYln) 664
I think she has expressive eyes but the thing is I've never tried to fuck an expressive eye so so what? Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 07:57 PM (PbpT7 How about expressive hands? Posted by: Shep!! at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (oVJmc) 665
I think Andy Levy was found partially eaten by his cats.
Bill is working the Rest Stops of the I-95 corridor. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (/6Nal) 666
I don't think Trump has given up yet, per his tweet about signatures not matching? McSally damn well better fight like Scott is.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (W+vEI) ------ Fighting is too hard. Apparently even having a candidate that flew A-10s killing people isn't enough. Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (/8RAd) Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 08:20 PM (bUjCl) 668
658 360 If there was ever a time to break out the top shelf stuff, I say this qualifies. Enough drinking, and any embarrassment is gone!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO) Oh, good point! I bought a bottle of Macallan 12 about a week ago after it was recommended, but haven't opened it yet. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 08:18 PM (sdi6R) I'm eyeing an unopened container of brake fluid myself. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 08:20 PM (cfSLd) 669
The Dems have been planning this for 2 years. They were caught flat-footed in 2016, full of confidence.
Now they seen us coming and plan accordingly. Posted by: Pam at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (qRq6C) 670
This is not incompetence. It's blatant fraud.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (+l3Yc) Posted by: Broward's Ass at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (UFLLM) 672
Apparently even having a candidate that flew A-10s killing
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:19 PM (/8RAd) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (cfSLd) 673
What ever happened to either Andy Levy or Bill Schulz?
According to his wikipedia page, no news. Anyone else remember the podcast where Gabe kept referring to him as Andy 'Lev-y' instead of 'LEE-vy'? And then Levy yelled out finally 'LEE-VY!' Good times. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (zfvHs) 674
Need a break from all this crap? Here's some nice Melania pr0n:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6372805 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 07:36 PM (f1Vqw) The president needs a good pair of https://www.lucchese.com Posted by: Pancho at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (Q4pU/) 675
Rep Matt Gaetz is outside the Broward County elections headquarter where Brenda Snipes is holed up inside stuffing ballots and refusing to turn records over to state officials!
Gaetz is going to a court immediately to get a motion of contempt against Brenda Snipes. Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (ICWiF) 676
You need to have tits and a vagina. buzzion at November 09, 2018 08:16 PM (cAnNx) ............. That can be corrected. Confident Prince Ludwig is not open the idea tho. Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (QWGds) 677
The 2nd link, the one that says "A refrain the media is using," isn't working for me. The cursor remains in it's "I" form, and does nothing. However, I expect it's Mollie's article at Federalist, which I've already read.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (59GGI) 678
655 Harris kinda looks like a Plains Game Animal, though.
Like there's an Nyala or a Gemsbok in her family tree. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (/6Nal) --Whatever, I think tall, graceful black chicks are hawt. Moochzilla would be attractive without the politics, without the perma-scowl, and not walking like Caroline Kennedy. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (e7oj4) 679
This is not incompetence. It's blatant fraud.
Grounds for firing and loss of pension? Nah, it's all good. Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (DCYln) Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (QWGds) 681
Broward, Broward, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
Posted by: Govfather DiSantis at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (5RXy6) 682
A few mistakes were made here and there in the counting. I could happen to anyone.
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (/8RAd) 683
>>Moochzilla would be attractive without the politics, without the perma-scowl, and not walking like Caroline Kennedy.
So. You would keep the Penis? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (/6Nal) 684
Gaetz also said he was not allowed into the elections headquarters but saw Democrat attorneys entering the offices all day.
And Gaetz said he did not see any Republican attorneys in the area today! Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (ICWiF) 685
Even my carbuncles have carbuncles. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (Tyii7) 686
Another movie coming out with ass kicking women because that genre is so successful .Widows or something.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (BXMxN) 687
he always thought he was the podcast boss.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (9ORmh) 688
Ace, thanks for those movie pitch links. I've watched several this evening. They are hilarious.
I now get the barely inconvenient joke. Yes, I am slow. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (9hauA) 689
Confident Prince Ludwig is not open the idea tho.
Posted by: Smaug Let's not be hasty. How much we talkin? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (5RXy6) 690
670 This is not incompetence. It's blatant fraud.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (+l3Yc) Yep. It's open, conspicuous, unvarnished, unadorned, in-your-face fraud. Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs) 691
Party up top.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (1g7ch) 692
Nood. Open.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (zfvHs) 693
Moochzilla would be attractive without the politics, without the perma-scowl, and not walking like Caroline Kennedy.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:22 PM (e7oj4) ----- ..... and hips that werent 18 inches outside her shoulders. Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (vIjh1) 694
Grounds for firing and loss of pension? Nah, it's all good
----------- Pfft. Snipes is doing precisely what she is paid to do, according to her bosses who run Broward like the banana republic it is Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (IbD2v) 695
Nood
Posted by: Ha at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (MAstk) 696
It used to be you had to worry about election night,maybe a count going into the next day.Now you falk behind Thurday or Friday .
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (BXMxN) 697
684 Gaetz also said he was not allowed into the elections headquarters but saw Democrat attorneys entering the offices all day.
And Gaetz said he did not see any Republican attorneys in the area today! Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (ICWiF) Links please . . . Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (MEgUr) 698
669 The Dems have been planning this for 2 years. They were caught flat-footed in 2016, full of confidence.
Now they seen us coming and plan accordingly. Posted by: Pam at November 09, 2018 08:21 PM (qRq6C) I suspect they got cocky in 2016 based on all the predictions and didn't go all out on vote fraud. Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Tyii7) 700
>> What ever happened to either Andy Levy or Bill
>> Schulz? Schulz left abruptly. Very abruptly while Gutfeld was still doing Red Eye. One night he was gone and that was that. Andy stuck around when Tom Shillue took over Red Eye, doing the halftime report as usual and stayed until the cancelled it. Shillue killed it. I still watched it, but it didn't last after Gutfeld left. I have no idea where Andy went after that. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at November 09, 2018 08:26 PM (dBiBP) 702
Amazing how Rep. Gaetz is out there doing his job; finding out what is going on.
Not used to seeing that from a Republican. Posted by: Pam at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (qRq6C) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UsCnO) 704
My opinion of Cupp dropped when she went blonde. She was better as a ginger. Seems to have affected her brain, too.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (59GGI) 705
Kinda strange that there are 3007 counties in the USA and only four of them had problems counting ballots in time and those same four seem to be swinging the elections from one party to another and those same counties happen to be run by the opposing party from the apparent winner on Election Day.
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (/8RAd) 706
Pertaining to nothing ...
... Louisville Football may be the worst Power Five team I've seen in the last five years. Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (Pwo5S) 707
Links please . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (MEgUr) From the Gator.. don't like to link out of respect but... https://tinyurl.com/yadp5moo Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (ICWiF) 708
Gaetz also said he was not allowed into the elections headquarters but saw Democrat attorneys entering the offices all day.
And Gaetz said he did not see any Republican attorneys in the area today! Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:23 PM (ICWiF) And HOW is this legal??? Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2018 08:28 PM (g5YYQ) 709
He never lets us get to 1K
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 08:29 PM (T4oHT) 710
>>Gaetz also said he was not allowed into the elections headquarters but saw Democrat attorneys entering the offices all day.
And Gaetz said he did not see any Republican attorneys in the area today! They know that it takes hours for legal action, meanwhile they're ll in there fixing ballots. Just like Philadelphia precincts in 2012 that shut out GOP electors for 3 hours. Damage is done by the time the GOP gets in the door. It's all just delay tactics. With Mark Elias/Perkins Coie involved I have no doubt this is ow a DNC/Obama op. Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 08:29 PM (W+vEI) 711
702 Amazing how Rep. Gaetz is out there doing his job; finding out what is going on.
Not used to seeing that from a Republican. Posted by: Pam at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (qRq6C) ----- Gaetz is the one that asked Rosenstein about his approval of the corrupt FISA warrant and Rosenstein gave him a snide answer as if Gaetz was a drooling idiot. JackStraw took that to mean Rosenstein has a secret plan to defeat the Deep State. Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:30 PM (/8RAd) 712
Like there's an Nyala or a Gemsbok in her family tree.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 08:17 PM (/6Nal) --LMAO, just recalled Jamie Foxx: https://youtu.be/FQ-BuZBwTDg [apropos part is at 1:01] Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:30 PM (e7oj4) 713
And HOW is this legal???
Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2018 08:28 PM (g5YYQ) ----- Good and welfare clause Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 08:31 PM (/8RAd) 714
Clapping Hands emojis are TIGHT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I) 715
S. E. Cupp's snatch is not, however.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I) 716
Been on that cock carousel more than a few turns, all I'm sayin'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I) 717
I have no idea where Andy went after that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2018 08:25 PM (f1Vqw) He went to work on S.E. Cupp's barely watched show on CNN. Posted by: dave c at November 09, 2018 08:33 PM (OOGhL) 718
rickl, get off the damn internet, head to a nice restaurant and get a steak. Being told you don't have a brain tumor is An Occasion. P.S., don't feel embarrassed, it's natural to jump to Defcon 1 when you're told you need an MRI.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 08:33 PM (o3+fQ) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 08:35 PM (xJa6I) 720
706 Pertaining to nothing ...
... Louisville Football may be the worst Power Five team I've seen in the last five years. Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (Pwo5S) --So bad against Clemson last week the network switched to another game. Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 08:36 PM (e7oj4) 721
Brenda snipes SOE Broward county FL- Debbie Was A Man Schultz Broward Cty Dem Congersscritter-Hillary Cankles Clinton former Dem SOS .. FOOD CHAIN.. This election has national implications. If all I read is true (but who knows) Trump is about to drop the hammer and people are going to jail... big time
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:38 PM (ICWiF) 722
Range is HOT!
Ready on the Right! Ready on the Left! Commence, FIRE! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2018 08:45 PM (p7zrD) 723
And HOW is this legal??? Posted by: girldog at November 09, 2018 08:28 PM (g5YYQ) It is highly illegal. Rep Gaetz is applying for a contempt charge against Snipers as we speak.. FDLE never played games when I lived there. Justice comes swift and harsh down there. I guess Snipers is taking to her bunker in a last ditch effort to save Hillary and friends ass's..the new Senate and AG are coming after the whole cabal I am reading. Have you had a good look at Obama lately. He looks scared and going out of his mind.. Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 08:45 PM (ICWiF) 724
Every time there is talk about voter fraud the left snarks that there is no evidence of it. Well yeah, if nobody ever looks for it, there will never be any evidence of it. Funny how that works
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 09, 2018 08:52 PM (LOrN2) Posted by: Thank you Donald Trump at November 09, 2018 09:54 PM (qg9HL) 726
Jew shekels have bought a lot of Gentile's souls.
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