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'Oumuamua, a Large Cigar-Shaped Object In Space (You Know, Like You've Seen Ten Times in Star Trek), Maybe Be an Alien Probe, Theorize Harvard Researchers
Alert the obese Alien Finder Tom Nichols.
A mysterious cigar-shaped object spotted tumbling through our solar system last year may have been an alien spacecraft sent to investigate Earth, astronomers from Harvard University have suggested. The object, nicknamed 'Oumuamua, meaning "a messenger that reaches out from the distant past" in Hawaiian, was discovered in October 2017 by the Pan-STARRS 1 telescope in Hawaii. Since its discovery, scientists have been at odds to explain its unusual features and precise origins, with researchers first calling it a comet and then an asteroid before finally deeming it the first of its kind: a new class of "interstellar objects." A new paper by researchers at the Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics raises the possibility that the elongated dark-red object, which is 10 times as long as it is wide and traveling at speeds of 196,000 mph, might have an "artificial origin." "'Oumuamua may be a fully operational probe sent intentionally to Earth vicinity by an alien civilization," they wrote in the paper, which has been submitted to the Astrophysical Journal Letters.The astronomers are puzzled by its "excess acceleration" -- acceleration they say can't be explained by more mundane factors, like the pressure of gas being released from the object due to the Sun's heat -- and posit that maybe it has deployed a "light sail," which is a real (though little-used) method of passive propulsion by which one simply unfolds a very large and light sail and lets the outward pressure of the Sun's photons push a ship along. Literally a sail that is pushed by light pressure instead of wind pressure. All of this is obviously boomer nonsense but I'm really tired so I'm not saying it's aliens but it is, to quote the show Tom Nichols is proud to be an "expert" on, it's definitely aliens. Here's the actual paper proposing the "light sail" explanation for the object's "peculiar acceleration." Warning: It's all math, and there are virtually no tits in it at all.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 06:55 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 07, 2018 06:55 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 06:55 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 06:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 07, 2018 06:56 PM (hSQF+)
I believe the technical term is "boof".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: God at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (0tfLf)
Did the cigar shaped object leave a globular cluster on a blue dwarf?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Grunt2Jag at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (uq0D4)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: pep at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (agW01)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 06:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)
Let's not discuss Nadler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: guy what gets probed by aliens all the time at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
Literally a sail that is pushed by light pressure instead of wind pressure.
Imagine if it was heavy pressure.
Have the Dems stolen AZ yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: The Trashmen at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (jr1mC)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (953wK)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (aSpXp)
Astrophysics raises the possibility that the elongated dark-red object,
which is 10 times as long as it is wide and traveling at speeds of
196,000 mph, might have an "artificial origin."
Sounds like an interstellar dildo to me.
Posted by: pep at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (T6t7i)
There happens to be a metric shit ton of non-intelligent terretrial life.
Most of them are in the Democrat party...
...and the Mormon Church!!!!
Ba dum dum cha.... Rim shot.
I'll be here all week have the Covfefe.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (T4oHT)
Warning: It's all math, and there are virtually no tits in it at all.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM
See, Ace warned us. He cares about us. Not like those Leftie bastards on HuffPo.
and kbdabear will be handling the tits part when his shift starts in a few hours.
All is good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)
"...ah poppa poppa poppa poppa OOO mau mau, poppa OOO mau mau..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Have Spacesuit Will Travel at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (nrKWz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (flOBQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (LsBY9)
What u drinking
Zima
What we watching
Star Trek New Movie
Zima?
STFU! They are gonna join with machine
You are really drinking Zima?
Fuck You Science!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (JFO2v)
How can you differentiate it from a real penis while intoxicated? Asking for a beach friend.
Posted by: Debbie Ramirez at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (aSpXp)
THREADWINNER !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (sdi6R)
A new paper by researchers at the Harvard Smithsonian Center for
Astrophysics raises the possibility that the elongated dark-red object,
which is 10 times as long as it is wide and traveling at speeds of
196,000 mph, might have an "artificial origin."
Sounds like an interstellar dildo to me.
TONIGHT! ON THE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW...............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (LsBY9)
The Penis from Venus!
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:01 PM (JXEtC)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (xGZ+b)
OK but 196,000mph relative to what. Earth? The sun? That's a little over twice Earth's orbital velocity around the sun, which is lame as hell. What kind of weak-ass interstellar object is this? Is this what my intergalactic taxes are paying for?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (a0IVu)
There happens to be a metric shit ton of non-intelligent terretrial life.
Most of them are in the Democrat party...
...and the Mormon Church!!!!
Ba dum dum cha.... Rim shot.
I'll be here all week have the Covfefe.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (qxq6t)
Find another religion to fuk with! That my post.
Is a wonder bra majic underwear?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (953wK)
how come this wasn't in the news last year?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 07, 2018 07:02 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (87EdW)
She doesn't say a whole lot, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (mS+Df)
At least I hope it does, hah.
Don't they know time machines are fictitious?!?!
*hides Ace's time machine*
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (hvf9s)
The probe was last seen heading for Uranus.
Posted by: YIKRS! at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (t6XCL)
Astrophysics raises the possibility that the elongated dark-red object,
which is 10 times as long as it is wide and traveling at speeds of
196,000 mph, might have an "artificial origin."
Sounds like an interstellar dildo to me.
Posted by: pep at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (T6t7i)
Asstromenors have calculated that it will plunge into Uranus.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (avEKX)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (jZQUe)
News flash: Mysterious symbols have been observed running the length of the object:
-.-. .... .- .-. .-.. .. . / -... .-. --- .-- -. .----. ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (LsBY9) [
Give them a few more days...
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (zLDYs)
Rod from God!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (LsBY9)
The Penis from Venus!
The Schwanz from Veneris Mons
Posted by: pep at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (FgdbF)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (953wK)
Posted by: paleRider at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: IT Pervert at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
ITS HEADED RIGHT THIS WAY!!!
Posted by: guy what gets probed by aliens all the time at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (jZQUe)
A collision with the Earth could disgrace the entire planet.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (iSI0i)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (953wK)
Trump cooked this up to distract from the Blue Wave, Russian collusion and his obstruction of Justice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (avEKX)
-------------
Last I heard, there isn't going to be a recount. Kemp is over the margin that would trigger one.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 06:59 PM (LsBY9) [
Give them a few more days...
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (n9EOP)
Precinct in Goodyear with 50 farming families has 543,000 votes!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: pep at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: James Traficant at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (87EdW)
Yep, she had a way with... well not words, exactly.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (aSpXp)
A collision with the Earth could disgrace the entire planet.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2018 07:05 PM (iSI0i)
Oh, that's just great. The grand galactic civilization sent us a giant space floatie.
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (953wK)
while Trump only losing 30 odd seats in the house and gaining seats in the senate was the equivalent of him giving the democrats, especially nancy, surprising anal; which explains the constant surprised look she has.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: guy what gets probed by aliens all the time at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (UdKB7)
...and the Mormon Church!!!!
The mormon church believes in 4 tiers of non-intelligent life:
Telestial, terrestrial, celestial, and Harry Reid (outer darkness).
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Leo Nimrod at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (flOBQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (JFO2v)
Well, you just know those rural types are "breeders"!
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (T4oHT)
Ace left out the last part of the headline:
Interstellar object may have been alien probe, Harvard paper argues, but experts are skeptical
Darn those experts! What do they know that Harvard doesn't?
Posted by: mindful webworker spaces out at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (ytdoY)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (isRia)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:03 PM (aSpXp)
You are the winner offfff ..brand new bragging rights!! They come with a 2 week (not transferable) warrantee aaaand free 24 hour 7 day access to SMB !!
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (bUjCl)
WE WANT BAMA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (FgdbF)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (QBoRM)
Definitely the former.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (a0IVu)
But with his job finally finished, Exo-agent Mlorphmlax C79 of the Oumuamua Mothership shall be teleported back aboard to inform her superiors of her success in disrupting the affairs of the primitive society on Glurpnorp 3.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (BRvh1)
Warning: It's all math, and there are virtually no tits in it at all.
Whadda mean no tit?
Look at the math.
It's all theoretical quantum tits.
Posted by: Professor Frink at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Leo Nimrod at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (flOBQ)
Ancient alien experts say "Yes! YES! OH GOD YES!"
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (953wK)
Have Spangler clean it up.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (aSpXp)
...and really, is that so wrong?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (cJXkX)
Dems have already announced the newcomers will be welcome and they will need housing assistance, medical care, day care, food stamps and education. And aliens is such a judgemental term. Extraterrestrial Americans is more inclusive.
Posted by: Ripley
Wait till the Dems find out they live on a steady diet of cucks and soibois.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (Izzlo)
Well I never saw that coming!
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (aSpXp)
=
Um ...what do these aliens look like ?...
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 07:08 PM (a0IVu)
it gets worse....
The aliens are democrats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (QBoRM)
"Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos."
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM
Well then I think it's your obligation as Top Dog here to add some tits to offset the math.
And by tits, I don't mean that damn bird I always click on.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (LOwpT)
Ah, like V-Ger in Star Trek movie 1. *nods*
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:06 PM (BZzXD)
Nah. It's Klingons. CIRCLING Uranus.
Posted by: Antisocialist at November 07, 2018 07:10 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (XXadE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (FgdbF)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: mindful webworker - super scientific jeenyuss at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (ytdoY)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
At least with the aliens there would be a possibility of a wise, benevolent master.
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (NbRJx)
they say can't be explained by more mundane factors, like the pressure
of gas being released from the object due to the Sun's heat
Thermal exhaust port, duh. About 3 meters wide.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (87EdW)
Hey could happen...
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)
And I don't think it has anything to do with that mysterious cigar-shaped object tumbling through our solar system, either.
So I wonder what it could be?.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (JXEtC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: nAnCy pElOsI at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:07 PM (T4oHT)
-- .. -. -. .. .
Mrs. jwb will now know how to call the dog using the clicker!
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (953wK)
Unless they vote conservative, then in that case we nuke them from Orbit Dr Strangelove style!!
Posted by: Dems at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (hvf9s)
The summary I read earlier was that it was a solar sail when it was launched -- wherever that was -- and this is what's left.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (gCRM2)
Kang: We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call "Love". And a thousand times greater than what you call "Fun". You would have been treated like Gods, and lived forever in beauty, but now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.
Marge Simpson: Um, for a superior race they really rub it in.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (LsBY9)
Isn't it just like that surf rock song Pappa-Oo-Mao-Mao?
Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (pAwzk)
WA state voted against a ballot measure to increase taxes and voted for a ballot measure to repeal a tax increase.
For the time being, CA keeps the crown of most insane state in America.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (39g3+)
I'm out of whales too
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (NbRJx)
Vogons.
Come to read us poetry.
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
"I have already communicated with the space voyagers and we have a great relationship. Winning!"
Democrats will freak out over what this means...
Posted by: William Eaton at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (MTjB1)
And I don't think it has anything to do with that mysterious cigar-shaped object tumbling through our solar system, either.
So I wonder what it could be?.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (JXEtC)
___
He's the new coach of the Chicago Blackhawks
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (QBoRM)
Sail isn't pushed by wind pressure.
It's pulled.
Posted by: Just Cause at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (0OmEj)
I dunno. Why?
(obigatory)
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (953wK)
I for one welcome our new insect overlords
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (agW01)
I'll listen to global warming dillholes when somebody finds the other 95% of the universe.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (FgdbF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:09 PM (LsBY9)
IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
Posted by: Antisocialist at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Kang and Kodos at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:14 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM (LsBY9)
Apostrophes b hard!
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (n9EOP)
Have the democrats gotten their civility back yet, now that they have control of the House of Representatives?
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:13 PM (aSpXp)
there is something for everyone on the alien ship, I am sure of it !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)
system last year may have been an alien spacecraft sent to investigate
Earth, astronomers from Harvard University have suggested
Or a fucking rock.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (pAwzk)
Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2018 07:12 PM
.....
Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys
...Giddy up a oom boppa oom boppa mao mao...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (jZQUe)
Buy my new book, get a free mug!
Posted by: Gorka at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
It's pulled.
There is some component of reaction drive to it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)
I love science. It's so easy!
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (C78No)
how about some nice cat food?
Posted by: Wikus van der Merwe at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:15 PM (hrcfq)
They had civility in the first place?
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: wooga at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (pAwzk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)
Treeeeazzzonnnn
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (bWXm6)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (BXMxN)
Buy my new book, get a free
fixt
Posted by: Wikus van der Merwe at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (agW01)
So, last night need coming true?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:11 PM (LOq4H)
nope!
trying to look on the bright side of life, though!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (d7Ww2)
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
::tips hat appreciatively::
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: Ripley
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (/tuJf)
Space ship, my ass! I know exactly what that...oops, never mind. Go, Harvard!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (Ydn2k)
I always picture a light sail as being a big parachute or spinnaker.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (LsBY9)
I'm thinking it is a way to get more funding. We know what has happened to Harvard...major downgrades in students & staff.
Experts are skeptical. I'm going with the experts.
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 07:18 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (BXMxN)
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Me First! Me First!
Posted by: Donnie Lemon at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)
They'll get fucking sick of the Liberals and Muslims too. Give it ... oh ... six months.
We could end up with some sweet gear out of this.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (0GJk6)
Anal probings for everyone!
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (BXMxN)
Under the Democrats' "single prober" plan, it's free!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (KP5rU)
he has a new radio show. no, this is not a guess. He has a show.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Spock at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (LOwpT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (LL1Be)
/Commodore Kristol, Ahoy, Matey
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
PDT the dealer maker is the right man at the right time.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (jm1YL)
what could it beeee - UN post ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (LsBY9)
How come I have never read a single time that thae question of whether the universe exists in a permanently expanding state, a steady state, or a contracting state, has been conclusively answered in favor of permanently expanding because of the following seemingly undisputed facts:
1.: The boundary of the universe must.necessarily be the leading edge of the farthest light waves/particles/whatever from the origin point of the universe.
Dos. Light travels in all directions simultaneously
Drei. Light travels at . . . wait for it . . . THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
Does this not mean that the universe MUST be expanding at the speed of light in all directions?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (k2Hcx)
I told you! I told you! I told you!
Just had my wires crossed on what the ship would be.
Posted by: zombie Marshall Applewhite at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (L754Q)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 07:00 PM (ctuyM)
It's a probe sent by intergalactic Wakandans. They are far more technologically advanced than white devils like Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (/qEW2)
This.
Is why a parent should preserve their fortune and their family's good name and not send their spawn to a Ivy League university.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Spock at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (T71PA)
OI
UR MUMS A UNREMARKABLE 'ORE U PONCE
WOT M8
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (mS+Df)
it's the patriarchy all over again.
that will really freak out the left.
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (PbpT7)
Think vertical wing.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (LOq4H)
like when you pop the chute and pop a beer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kang and Kodos at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (2NqXo)
But one of their best is "A Terra Firma Welcome." We experiment on an alien and then the other aliens come to carry him home. Much more traditional music and accessible than the other saucer songs, too.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=
RmgTSnOpjk4&t=53m9s
Kaspel was a bit obsessed with the whole idea of it, I believe. Also drugs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (tSXzq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)
Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 07:20 PM (LOwpT)
........
Its the GPOTUSE train. Arriving 2020.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker"
Close. They are escaping climate change which destroyed their planet, despite the warnings of the scientists tat nobody listened to.
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (NbRJx)
somewhere in a Harvard dorm room a couple of geek stoners are laughing their asses off..
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: The Horta at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
Maybe it's just a cigar
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Dr. Christine Crazy-Fraud at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Elizabeth Warren, Barack Obama Harvard University.
In other words, bullshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (RuIsu)
i think it expands faster than the speed of light.
space can expand faster than stuff can move through space. the speed of light (Really just c) is the limit for stuff moving through the medium of space but not a limit on how fast space itself may move.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: William Eaton at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:17 PM (BXMxN)
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Me First! Me First!
Posted by: Donnie Lemon at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (MuTTO)
Yeah, you first you fucking lying sack of shit. I hope they probe so far it comes out your eyeballs.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: guy what gets probed by aliens all the time at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (UdKB7)
Have no fear. The Ancients are a peaceful people who have ascended to a higher plane of existence.
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (hrcfq)
It's pulled.
---
This is exactly the sort of thing Neil Degrasse will tweet out and say MIND BLOWN? afterwards.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (0NAbP)
Have you considered an anisotropic speed of light?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Commander Montgomery Scott on 'The View' at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (agW01)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (aSpXp)
Thanks for the heads up. He has a delightful voice, a radio show should be fun.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (hvf9s)
tomorrow." And no, he says it's not about him being Trump's pick for
the new AG."
>> "He has a new radio show. no, this is not a guess. He has a show."--
Posted by: ace
That's it? He has a show??
Well geez, I was hoping that at the very least he was going to lead a Seal Team raid deep inside Iran, or somethin'.
Talk about anti-climactic.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (JXEtC)
Time to start macing some motherfuckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: klaftern
Oumuamua is Hawaiian/Welsh for "surfs with melanoma".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Alexandria at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (hSQF+)
"Warning: It's all math, and there are virtually no tits in it at all."
*closes door*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Donnie Lemon at November 07, 2018 07:19 PM (MuTTO)
Yeah, you first you fucking lying sack of shit. I hope they probe so far it comes out your eyeballs.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:23 PM (dUJdY)
Lol, Jewells!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
Next we'll find out from aliens that prairie crabs are more delicious when smothered in clarified butter.
Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (Z9C5C)
Before or after he beats his gf?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (ZxU8C)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say because it was discovered by astronomers looking through a telescope in Hawaii.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:24 PM (aKsyK)
Thought experiment: How would Klaatu (with Gort standing behind him) deal with Jim Acosta at a news conference?
And what would be the blast radius?
Posted by: filbert at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (953wK)
Time to start macing some motherfuckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
Umm. Tucker is at work right now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (1g7ch)
.........
An epic comment. Early threadwinner nomination.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (agW01)
Can it? I thought that the stuff, that is, the mass, is what creates the space.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
I hate to give this sleazy pandering asshat credit, because I don't know if he invented this idea, but Ridley Scott seemed to showcase this idea in Alien: Covenant. In the opening scenes the ship did exactly that - it unfolded a large sail like structure. Maybe these aliens somehow hacked our cinema, watched Covenant and culturally appropriated Scott's idea.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mission Control at November 07, 2018 07:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 07:27 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:27 PM (aSpXp)
Really? Not near a TV at the moment, is Fox News televising this?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (JXEtC)
Time to start macing some motherfuckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
Umm. Tucker is at work right now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (1g7ch)
I'm sure Tucker's wife is scared. I would be. I'd also fire a few rounds through the door. To send a message.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
And they thought he was savage against them before...
This is what the left, bastion of civility, does when they supposedly win? Sounds about right.
Bless all our happy warriors and protect them from whatever the left tries to throw at them. We need them.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM (b+Fr
I already called threadwinner...too late
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: bill clinton at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (b+Fr8)
NO CALL
SPOCK?
Posted by: The Horta at November 07, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
You too, madam, are made of unremarkable ores.
Posted by: Spock at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Mission Control
*squeeeeeeee*
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (5RXy6)
Thanks Dems, you dishonorable crap heads.
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (aSpXp)
I went to Costco today, and guess what NEW ITEM I found out they now carry?:
A. Sexbots
B. Chili at the lunch stand
C. Pre-owned Democrat congress member souls (hardly used!)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (Tyii7)
He doesn't live in Texas does he?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:29 PM (aSpXp)
Time to start macing some motherfuckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
Where are you seeing this?
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (Izzlo)
Time to start macing some motherfuckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
****************************
Who's reporting this?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (Z9C5C)
So CNN is down with pushing a woman out of the way. Good to know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
Seb does a good job when he subs for Dennis Prager
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (T4oHT)
Release the hounds
Posted by: monty burns at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (87EdW)
sad face. Truly, I hate that smug motherfucker with every ounce of my being. I hope karma pays him a nice long visit.Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (tSXzq)
you're the kind of killjoy that thinks there no point in puttings sails on a zeppelin, either, aren't you?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:21 PM (k2
From what I understand, in the first seconds of the universe, space was expanding faster than the speed of light. And some physicists believe that it still can expand faster than the speed of light. Since space and time are inextricably linked, I don't know how the time factor comes into play.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (gEvQ8)
I already called threadwinner...too late
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)
........
Well as a loooooong time lurker, FNG commentator, I grant you the call.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (ptqGC)
I am reminded of RED, when Bruce Willis is talking to Karl Urban on the phone, and Karl realizes Bruce is in his house, watching his family out back. Chilling moment. Good film.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (BZzXD)
Darn it BH, that was my first thought for a response, then I said nah someone will get that...
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (n9EOP)
Did the object come in through a hole in the crystal sphere?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
It came in through the bathroom window.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)
Seb does a good job when he subs for Dennis Prager
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (T4oHT)
Zeoli was wishcasting that Mark Levin gets the AG job, and then he gets Levin's show.
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:25 PM (k2Hcx)
---
FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (Dagiw)
Dude: So yeah I was talking to this guy at a bar last night, who's a real Trumper and he said for a liberal I'm not so bad.
Me: You're a liberal? But you sound so normal?
Him: You're a Thumper? But YOU sound so normal
And we chuckled and went about our bidness.
There is common ground out there.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (aSpXp)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say because it was discovered by astronomers looking through a telescope in Hawaii.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM
Yeah. But, the astronomers who are into this stuff haven't thought it through. Hawaiian isn't a language that lends itself to such a purpose.
Posted by: otho at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (LkFnL)
SHOTGUNS!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Groping the Girl Scout Selling Cookies at the Door at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
(Silver) threadwinner is hereby declared ! Congratulations !!
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (Z216Q)
I'm sure DC's finest is right on top of this.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
.....super hope smug does not = Smaug motherfucker.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2018 07:33 PM (r+sAi)
Doesn't Tucker have young children?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)
Teenagers
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (TAmPV)
unions outside peoples homes scaring kids, left demonstrators now Antifa!
and We're uncivil?
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Jim Accoster at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (ICWiF)
Now if you had a minimum of some other thruster, and the ability to deploy and retract the sail, you could position yourself such that by moving outward un pressure you could plot a gravity assist path around the solar system, but that would be pretty slow going as far as getting to your destination.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (8yq6P)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 07:34 PM (TAmPV)
Good. Maybe they know how to shoot , then.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
Oh... *fans self*.. I just want to thank my mom and dad and all the morons who made this possible. *blows kisses*
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (dUJdY)
he doubtless stole the idea from count dooku's ship in one of the midichlorian trilogy movies.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
I was always given to believe that light was a constant, hence C, as established by Einstein.
I am willing to consider your suggestion.
*ponders*
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
But seriously, this why you have a very good deadbolt, and one easily broken.... if one antifa puts a shoulder to the door its a bone fide B&E and home invasion. Then you light them up.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (1g7ch)
Oooh, maybe we will have a new AG willing to actually investigate this!
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:35 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)
At least California has a "budget surplus" on paper.
Voters of my state, NJ, just voted in a 500 million bond issue for "school security" and "water improvements" in a state that has an on paper debt of 221 billion dollars and a has a bond rating of junk status which means we will pay massive interest on those bonds.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 07:36 PM (qxq6t)
One of his kids is a college roommate of our god-daughter at UVa. Was, I should say, since they graduated. So I'd guess she is 22 or so. Very nice kid. She does have younger siblings too, I sort of recall.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 07, 2018 07:36 PM (Z216Q)
Also, it's the shortest word they could find that means, "a messenger that reaches out from the distant past".
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (aSpXp)
Will CA, NJ, or IL go tits-up first?
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (agW01)
I am gonna start screaming like a little girl soon !!
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)
Get Don Lemon to join you. You'll sound like a couple of alley cats mating.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Omarosa Oumuamua Obama Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name too
Whenever we got out
People always shout
Omarosa Oumuamua Obama Jinglehiemer Schmidt
Posted by: Omarosa Oumuamua Obama at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (UdKB7)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9eoaany
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (DTX3h)
http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/53076
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (5RXy6)
The speed of light will not be confined by your neocolonialist patriarchy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)
Antifa is a terrorists group according to DHS, so?
or they soon will be with that fucktard Sessions gone.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (ICWiF)
I for one welcome our intergalactic, er, overlords.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 07, 2018 07:04 PM (953wK)
Nicely played double meme.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (5jVnA)
Anyone know why intact ancient shipwrecks are often found in the Black Sea?
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (agW01)
Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (dNzKv)
Now that I think about it, Pohl had written about it in one of his Heechee books that was probably written in the late 70s. IIRC it was an alien race with extremely slow metabolism that had difficulty communicating with outside lifeforms because one word took hours to say. Sailing through space suited them fine.
The first couple of books of that series were so good.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (0NAbP)
@evanchill
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
9:10 PM - 6 Nov 2018
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (QBoRM)
willow at November 07, 2018 07:38 PM (aSpXp)
.......
We do. Globalist Oligarchs.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Liberty at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (5DsK4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (+6jVU)
—Ace of Spades
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I definitely hope it's not the Planet Killer!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)
...
Me: You're a liberal? But you sound so normal?
Him: You're a Thumper? But YOU sound so normal
And we chuckled and went about our bidness.
There is common ground out there.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:32 PM (QBoRM)
He wants a slave and you can be a slave.
It's mutually beneficial.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:26 PM
ssssssssssst, cough, cough
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Slowroll at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (S74r6)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (T4oHT)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Black_Sea_shipwrecks
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Liberty at November 07, 2018 07:40 PM (5DsK4)
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They are going to totally ruin Return to Civility Day!
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl)
@evanchill
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
9:10 PM - 6 Nov 2018
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (QBoRM)
Repeal the 17th Amendment.
Then see what they say.
Posted by: golfman at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (If3tB)
Indeed it is, but it doesn't illustrate the fact that Harvard are twats. That's why it didn't make the cut.
By the way, a mile beneath the surface?! That's a serious little lake.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (agW01)
There's very little oxygen down deep in the Black Sea so the ships rot very slowly.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)
I volunteer to meet with them, and introduce them to "roofies".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (LOq4H)
@evanchill
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
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Nice. This ridiculous, non-existent notion is now established as "fact" now on the left.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
Story said very low oxygen content. I find the photo fascinating. The mast, the rowing benches are all there. You can almost picture the ancient Greeks pulling on the oars.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)
Raycissssssss!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (dNzKv)
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The vibranium from Wakanda helps protect them from the corrosive effects of the chemicals in the water.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (0NAbP)
Or does he tape his show an hour or two earlier like O'Reilly did in that slot? If that's the case, I wonder if he might have actually been home at the time?
Guess we'll find out.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (JXEtC)
(Also, there zero boobage in the article.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (59GGI)
Yes, which brings up the related topic of how the Black Sea formed to begin with.
Popular link to religious flood mythologies
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (agW01)
Sessions has been sent to Carousel in favor of someone whose jewel isn't glowing, and whose jewels haven't been burnt off in a cookie baking accident at a factory inside a hollow tree.
Same day, Dems all about announce their heretofore poorly-concealed intentions to impeach Kavanaugh and Trump.
Also, an incandescent Trump let loose at a press conference, putting Dems and the media on notice.
All things considered, it sounds like "Trump vs. The World" is about to be on. I know who I'm betting on.
I picked a hell of a day to do my job instead of hanging around here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (5aX2M)
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
9:10 PM - 6 Nov 2018
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:39 PM (QBoRM)
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Individual states. How do they work?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
I think it is theorized to be fresh water on bottom with overflow from Med on top.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (TSEbs
I would think that's an overt and clear threat, can't they be rounded up and sent to jail?
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM
So... you are saying there ARE boobs at the link?
*clicks over*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (iSh8b)
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
Energy is more expensive in Democrat controlled areas, and yet they lost three seats?
It's inscrutable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)
I volunteer to meet with them, and introduce them to "roofies".
Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (LOq4H)
.........
Normalcy returnded. Boob thread in effect.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (b+Fr8)
"Tucker Carlson, we will fight!
We know where you sleep at night!"#KnockKnockTucker
Keep overreaching, fascist dems. You will not like where this leads.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (TSEbs
I would think that's an overt and clear threat, can't they be rounded up and sent to jail?
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (aSpXp)
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We'll get right on that....
- DC PoPo
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (QBoRM)
Black Seamen are retards?
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (Ydn2k)
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We can't answer this simple question, yet we're going to solve global warming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (aSpXp)
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Forget it, Willow, it's NPC-town.
Posted by: The Authorities. at November 07, 2018 07:46 PM (YOhRS)
But even that would show due to distorting light behind from our pov.
Lots of lefty nonsense. (let's not forget that the wishers for aliens are usually lefty pipe smoking giggle heads. sure some serious ppl and conservatives too might be open minded about it but this thing has little to say it's some sort of alien spacecraft except in the over heated and zoned out minds of the wishful thinkers. Giggleheads.)
The wish for aliens is a cry for help. They hope that the aliens (who will be friendly of course) will help us thru the rough times (and also help them to erase the straights from existence with the new tech only given to the 'correct' people of the planet.)
Why all that should happen is a mystery to me and I used to be one of them. Until reality slapped me in the face and I realized why I so desired it to be.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 07:46 PM (yT99I)
The only words out of your mouth to the police should be 'I was in fear for my life and I want my lawyer'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
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We can't answer this simple question, yet we're going to solve global warming.
sometimes it is warm, sometimes it is cold...seasons happen
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:46 PM (bUjCl)
I though they'd be chanting 'braaiinss'
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (agW01)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)
Raycissssssss!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:43 PM (dNzKv)
Excuse me. The African-American Sea has little oxygen down deep.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
(I think I suggested this in JJ's thread.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (L754Q)
Lower oxygen levels and mud so the wrecks don't deteriorate as fast and less surface storms of huge ferocity.
I'm just guessing here. Fresher water in the Black Sea than the Med.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (yT99I)
Posted by: Liberty at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (5DsK4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)
So, for example, if ancient mariner lost a cuban cigar ..it would still be there
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:46 PM (bUjCl)
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Our family went to Ruby Falls over the summer. People have been going there for 100 years. No one knows where the water originates.
But we'll solve global warming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (59GGI)
.........
Yaaas, fire Pignose!
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (ismre)
"We haven't come up with a reasonable explanation for a WHOLE YEAR guys! I think it's time to go with aliens!"
Posted by: Sjg at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (jm1YL)
Or if he dropped a deuce overboard.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)
As lawyers have been saying since the beginning of time -- if the police just "want to hear your side of the story" or "clear some things up" or talk to you for any reason, you should get situational Aspergers where the only word you know is "lawyer," which is the answer to every question beyond giving your name.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (GBteo)
I'm not gonna say that it's definitely filled with aliens with big boobies. Its just a theory that I believe plausable.
It's not like we can't not prove it isn't true, can't we?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (3HNOQ)
Jim Accoster press pass revoked.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 07:48 PM (LL1Be)
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Orange Man BAD!! This is a direct threat to Absolute Freedom of the Press and our inalienable right to a press pass!
This is a Bill of Attainder!!!
Posted by: Slightly Erudite NPC at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 07:44 PM (r9UYA)
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So... the Geto Boys are not on the Right. But they're very very very very very anti-abortion. It's absolutely unmistakable.
If you listen to "The Unseen," it's a statement so clear and brutal that no one on the Right would dare make one half as strong in public, partly out of common decency, and partly out of cowardice.
They've also made many public statements to the black community at their shows and other events about ending abortion.
Yet - I've never once seen NARAL or pussyhats protest a Geto Boys show. Or even bitch about about them on social media.
I wonder why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Black Sea Galley Slave at November 07, 2018 07:51 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:51 PM (agW01)
LMAO, Jim Acosta just got his hard pass to the WH grounds revoled. Yay!
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (yJ1e6)
Don't tease a moron. How about a link or info where you heard it?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 07:51 PM (5jVnA)
............
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:51 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (+6jVU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (0NAbP)
I do not think they even have any good idea how to solve the 'Problem of Global Warming' other than they are absolutely certain that the only things that can be done is to destroy Capitalism and devolve all power to the government- just like every other 'problem'.*
*John Bolton Air Quotes
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (agW01)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (gC2IV)
Or if he dropped a deuce overboard.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)
Precisely, that's why you should never walk barefoot on the bottom of the Black Sea.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (3HNOQ)
I'm pissed. This makes me want to assault somebody half my size.
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (Tyii7)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Black_Sea_shipwrecks
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:41 PM (BXMxN)
Fun fact: we were NOT meant to be herbivores. We have a pouch (cecum) where the large intestine starts, but this is vestigial. It performs no function. In horses and rabbits, it is filled with bacteria that allows them to live on cellulose. We cannot do that, as ours has no such bacteria. We cannot live on veggies alone. The next time some vegan asshole accosts you, drop this truth bomb on them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 07, 2018 07:52 PM (5RXy6)
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First!
"Chilling effect".
Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (gC2IV)
Sessions gone, Roodenstein going, Accosta gone! Itsa Saturday night massacre on Wednesday!
Impeach Trump! What did the President know and when did he know it?
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Don the Mac at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (IN0IR)
Posted by: vivi at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (aKsyK)
Or if he dropped a deuce overboard.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)
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The Grime of the Ancient Mariner
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (MTjB1)
Hardest hit: Monica Lewinsky
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (b+Fr8)
I'm holding out for an orange jumpsuit. With numbers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (Z4rgH)
I'll take it, I still have a press pass around here someplace. Sample question I would ask: "Mr. President, you're way more awesome than the Dems, please explain why."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (T4oHT)
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No the push to vegetarianism is that historically every vegetarian society has been overtaken by the stronger meat eaters.
Our would-be Population Managers wouldn't want us able to fight against them.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (GBteo)
Gap Toothed Gun Grabber in GA still not conceding even though it is mathematically impossible for her to win.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Don't they have to have a runoff if the winner doesn't get 51% or something like that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (aKsyK)
"Sometimes a cigar-shaped object is just a cigar-shaped object." -- Siggy
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 07:56 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 07, 2018 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 07:53 PM (/qEW2)
I like pointing out that our eyes face directly forward- like other predators.
Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 07:56 PM (iSh8b)
Gap Toothed Gun Grabber in GA still not conceding even though it is mathematically impossible for her to win.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Don't they have to have a runoff if the winner doesn't get 51% or something like that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (aKsyK)
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Runoff is nobody gets 50% + 1 vote.
But it is now mathematically impossible for Kemp to be under 50%, given the ballots left to count.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:56 PM (QBoRM)
Acosta had his press pass pulled.
There.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: jmel at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
That's covered by the Oprah Clause in the GA constitution.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (+6jVU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (aKsyK)
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50% + 1 is the official criterion.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (YOhRS)
I thought it was referred to as the haline zone where fresh water and salt water collide. I sort of remember a show about the aquifers in Florida where they meet the Atlantic Ocean.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (QBoRM)
Very correct grammar.
She's in Georgia but she's from Chicago.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (TSEbs)
Supposedly required runoff or recount is impossible at this point.
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (4ErVI)
(who throws a shoe?!)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (GBteo)
Donovan- Atlantis
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (T4oHT)
Where I want to be
She may be
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (T4oHT)
...
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (T71PA)
There.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (/tuJf)
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Oh, now I see it. Thanks.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (3HNOQ)
505 Hopefully they will leave the Jim Acosta seat in the press room vacant
I'll take it, I still have a press pass around here someplace.
Sample question I would ask: "Mr. President, you're way more awesome
than the Dems, please explain why."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (LOq4H)
Ask PDT that doozy some idiot asked our dusky Emperor:
"Mr. President, what enchants you about being in the White House?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (bUjCl)
There.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (/tuJf)
It is known.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:54 PM (QBoRM)
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Phuch her. Let her stomp her big ass foot all she wants to. Kemp is over the recount margin.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Don't they have to have a runoff if the winner doesn't get 51% or something like that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at N
lol, you think hillary fucked her hotel room up when she found out she was losing, what do you this lady will do when someone tells her it is over.
she is going to have some really good material for hatefuck motivation when she goes back to writing porn again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 07:58 PM (3HNOQ)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Suck it you Cuban monkey!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 07:59 PM (4ErVI)
Fucking Choom-Head Libtardtarian got 1% , which fucked up everything.
Fuck these 3rd party wastoids.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
(who throws a shoe?!)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (
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I had an extra one.
Posted by: Long John Silver at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (agW01)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 07:51
FN, on Martha's show. I was epecting this after his rude show today.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (yJ1e6)
Put a crash-test dummy in his seat.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
But it is now mathematically impossible for Kemp to be under 50%, given the ballots left to count.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 07:56 PM (QBoRM)[.i]
But mathematics is an oppressive tool of the white patriarchy. I think there's a penumbra overriding it, in Hawaii.
I still don't see why we can't play this shit in places like Montana.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (59GGI)
(who throws a shoe?!)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM (GBteo)
Remember after that happened that the lefties here got into throwing shoes for a while.
They're quite an impressionable bunch ... if it seems anti-American, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:57 PM
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I heard it's some Arab cultural thing for a sign of disrespect. But who knows. He may have just chimped out, and the press was making excuses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (5aX2M)
Don't tease a moron. How about a link or info where you heard it?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 07:51
FN, on Martha's show. I was epecting this after his rude show today.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (yJ1e6)
Thanks. That is great news.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
I like it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (GBteo)
I'll take it, I still have a press pass around here someplace. Sample question I would ask: "Mr. President, you're way more awesome than the Dems, please explain why."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 07, 2018 07:55 PM (LOq4H)
Put his replacement in the rear behind a column or a tranny with a huge hat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
A rotting corpse.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)
Fucking Choom-Head Libtardtarian got 1% , which fucked up everything.
Fuck these 3rd party wastoids.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (LL1Be)
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Think that's bad? Libertarian fuckers allowed Tester to win in 2006, 2012 and 2018.
Every state needs to implement the 50% rule. And it happens to Dems too. In AZ, the Green party has 2%, which would have put Sinema over 50.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (5aX2M)
Well, either way -- style points.
And the gif of Bush ducking the shoe is my second favorite bush moment (behind him doing the african dancing)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (r9UYA)
We certainly can't live on grass alone anyways.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
So... who cares then?
I'm having Full Sail Amber and Josephsbrau Pilsner, an ersatz Czech beer made in California, but passable. No sweet albeit somewhat crafty Czech barmaids to serve me though...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Well, man, I don't know...
-- CO voter
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: dIb at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (VJOLZ)
Put a crash-test dummy in his seat.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
A rotting corpse.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)
A trained monkey.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
You know this author, which makes you awesome.
I thought I was the only one who kbew about Paul Linebarger, Moat Excellent SciFi brain.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
A rotting corpse.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)
A trained monkey.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (5jVnA)
An inflatable sex doll would probably be going to far, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (GBteo)
At no time in this nations history has the GOP EVER caused ANY harm to black people.
The most you can say is that a GOP candidate for President was against the '64 civil rights act.
The act passed with majority Republican support and would not have passed without it.
Done.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (qxq6t)
"papa oom mow mow" by the rivingtons?
well, it exists.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (5aX2M)
Heh.
I know what you mean, cultural significance of sandals and the soles of your feet and all, but....
is there any culture on Earth where throwing your shoe at somebody is NOT a sign of disrespect?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (jm1YL)
I happen to know that Jonah Goldberg and Ben Shapiro's sister's tits are patriots of the highest order, unlike you treasonous little shits.
By revoking Jim Acosta's White House press pass, the traitor Drumpf has just created the greatest constitutional crisis in our history.
Just remember I have all of your browser histories. So you'd better pipe down, you dwarf-loving perverts.
Posted by: John O. Brennan at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (DuAZ5)
The act passed with majority Republican support and would not have passed without it.
Done.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (qxq6t)
...and for damn good, non racial reasons.
It was this public accommodations crap, which I think black people should be able to appreciate. (it's why cakes have to be baked for gay people)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Well, man, I don't know...
-- CO voter
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (GBteo)
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Everyone uses CO for the pothead joke. Bit WA voted to legalize it on the same day CO did. Yet for some reason CO got all the hype and news coverage, while WA was ignored. I find that kind of funny.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (GBteo)
Since we are going that way...
Let Acosta return but he has to wear the gimp mask with but plug gag.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 07, 2018 08:03 PM (CeJUf)
Czech please! -- Skookumchuk
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 07, 2018 08:05 PM (ismre)
A mysterious cigar-shaped object spotted tumbling through our solar system last year may have been driven by a short female alien whose appendages can't quite reach all the controls.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Attempting to parallel park
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (aKsyK)
Now wouldn't that be a hoot to have the press file in and see old Clint sitting there.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (BRvh1)
Most cultures probably prefer to keep their shoes and just call the person names.
Giving away your shoe (and having to go barefoot for the rest of the day) isn't far from cutting your nose off to spite your face. For arabs, not unusual thinking, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (5jVnA)
A mysterious cigar-shaped object spotted tumbling through our solar system last year may have been driven by a short female alien whose appendages can't quite reach all the controls.
Pleasepleaseplease don't try to parallel park it...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:07 PM (HaL55)
Will CA, NJ, or IL go tits-up first?
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 07:37 PM (agW01
Didn't all of those vote for more debt and more taxes just yesterday? Hmm.. I think I see the problem.
Ya know I seriously wish one of those states would go bankrupt And be so broke they can't pay salaries or pensions or even keeping the lights on at the governor's mansion. Bet that would be an interesting wake up call. And what if it happened under a Dem state admin but a Trump president. Hmmm... course I wouldn't want any hordelings inconvenienced by that.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 08:07 PM (myjNJ)
Obligatory BOC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1NYhbiiiFw
Posted by: IT Pervert at November 07, 2018 08:07 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 07, 2018 08:07 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 08:04 PM (GBteo)
With an NPC face. Gold.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Dusty at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (l7WNH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
Fun Fact: Jonah Goldberg's wife calls the few times she allows him in bed with her "Getting the joke".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (5jVnA)
Without looking - I hope it is the type where he cannot go within 1000ft of the lady he battered.
Then she can point out that he normal commute and/or workplace takes her within 1000ft of Acosta's home and workplace every day.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (zLDYs)
Bad news: the probe is here to contact dodos.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (Ta69/)
Plus this is all boring arithmetic.
I deal with differential equations and such.
/ridiculous snob off
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 08:01 PM (5aX2M)
Well if he 'Chimped' out I guess there are worse things he could have thrown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: Oumuamua at November 07, 2018 08:10 PM (5jVnA)
http://bit.ly/2RKBW3D
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 08:11 PM (I16G8)
Great poem.
Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 08:00 PM (agW01)
There is a musical version by Sarah Jarosz which is a paraphrase but still haunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dr7CNNvng
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:11 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 08:06 PM (3HNOQ)
Good.
I'm so glad Trump slapped Accoster down. What a ridiculous rude self-unaware buffoon.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 08:11 PM (9hauA)
Yes, throwing shoes is a sign of disrespect because in the Mideast feet are considered a very disgusting part of the body since back when people didn't have shoes. So Jesus was taking the role of a servant in washing his disciples feet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 08:12 PM (AllCR)
Bad news: the probe is here to contact dodos.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 07, 2018 08:09 PM (Ta69/)
Dire Wolves or Sabertooths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:12 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: the outgoing House leadership at November 07, 2018 08:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 08:12 PM (K22Va)
James O'Keefe and Project Veritas. Every race he targeted the Dem got demolished in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (39g3+)
290 In the SciFis, they are always tacking with the light sail but I can't grasp the physics behind that.
The solar wind shifts from offshore to onshore at dusk and vice versa at dawn, natch!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (apc1G)
someone is a midget bigot.
Posted by: willow
Get AtC ticked at you, die from multiple stab wounds to the ankle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (aSpXp)
Good news: the probe isn't here to contact whales.
Bad news: the probe is here to contact dodos.
Dire Wolves or Sabertooths.
There Wolves
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
Have the Leftard presstitutes bleated about the First Amendment in
regards to Acosta yet? Cuz if not, it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 08:11 PM (I16G
Well, what do you know. It was right there all along.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of pussy NPCs to 'man'handle female interns; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Posted by: Oumuamua at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (5jVnA)
Fuck these 3rd party wastoids.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018
On the bright side.. next election they will be too stoned to vote and their pet issue will be off the ballot and no reason for them to turn out.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (myjNJ)
It's come to the right place!
Posted by: the outgoing House leadership
He said "dodos", not "dildos".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (AWiKl)
I told Mr.Jen at dinner when I saw that back and forth with Acosta, April Ryan, and one other jerk WH correspondent, that I personally was no longer impressed with Trump's handling of the press at his conferences. That I know that Trump loves these pecking matches with the press, but this was way over the line from Acosta, and these press conferences, which are watched all over the world by other governments, had devolved into the Trump/Acosta reality show and it makes Trump look hapless and unable to control his own press room.
So, I welcome this bit of good news, along with the jettison of Sessions. Makes the cluster that was the GOP losses in Michigan last night a bit less painful.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (TqRHR)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (apc1G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)
As lawyers have been saying since the beginning of time -- if the police just "want to hear your side of the story" or "clear some things up" or talk to you for any reason, you should get situational Aspergers where the only word you know is "lawyer," which is the answer to every question beyond giving your name.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 07:50 PM (GBteo)
This x infinity. It doesn't matter how innocent and justified you are. Lawyer up right away. Even if the cops aren't out to fuck you, you could say something the DA could use to fuck you.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
Ya know I seriously wish one of those states would go bankrupt And be so broke they can't pay salaries or pensions or even keeping the lights on at the governor's mansion. Bet that would be an interesting wake up call. And what if it happened under a Dem state admin but a Trump president. Hmmm... course I wouldn't want any hordelings inconvenienced by that.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 08:07 PM (myjNJ)
If it ever comes to government employees not being paid, they will be seizing private property at gunpoint. That's when things will get sporty.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (Pg+x7)
You can get off-axis thrust by angling the sail, but true tacking (which lets you go upwind, albeit slowly) is not possible with a light sail. For one thing, there's nothing like a keel.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: flyover at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (aUHJk)
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (QDcQj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (39g3+)
Which explains why most church people HATE having their feet washed at Holy Thursday service because they think about their smelly feet and their callouses and nails that need cutting and what not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2018 08:13 PM (LsBY9)
Come on, no need to exaggerate, but I'd strongly advise you investigate knee guard technology!
Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (Pg+x7)
Big deal. I hire an escort every time I go out on the town. I mean, back before the agencies had blackballed me.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)
That's because we are still under the illusion that CO is somewhat saner than WA. When WA did it too, the only surprise was that somehow they beat CA to the punch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (Z4rgH)
Can you? I would have though you would just get lest thrust as few photons would strike the sail. What gives you your vectoring thrust?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vin the Chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers. (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sulu, bent over at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (UcHzM)
..Antifa goons swarm Tucker Carlson's home.
(Word has it that they're part of the same crew that harassed Cruz.)
Looks like Trump's new AG (whomever he is) is gonna have their work cut out for him.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (W+kMI)
Wow hard to argue w/ that degree of intellectual superiority. Just fucking wow, she wants lecture us?
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (yJ1e6)
For another, the lift of a standard wind sail is perpendicular to the wind direction (except with things like spinnakers). The thrust of a light sail is always in the same direction as the incident light beam, so tacking against it to move "upstream" is impossible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:17 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 08:17 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Moose Out Front at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 07, 2018 08:14 PM (QDcQj)
Breaking: Trump has violated the First Amendment, which is of course an impeachable offense.
Posted by: This is CNN at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
That's because we are still under the illusion that CO is somewhat saner than WA. When WA did it too, the only surprise was that somehow they beat CA to the punch.
Posted by: GnuBreed
What about Oregon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (aKsyK)
> For one thing, there's nothing like a keel.
For another, the lift of a standard wind sail is perpendicular to
the wind direction (except with things like spinnakers). The thrust of a
light sail is always in the same direction as the incident light beam,
so tacking against it to move "upstream" is impossible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:17 PM (vOkuK)
Come for the bewbs, stay for the light sail tutorial.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (8iiMU)
that's cool bro I believe u
Posted by: dw at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (stPAM)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 07, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)
He always wants to wear our old underwear!! Ewww!!!
Posted by: DC Ladies of the Evening Local 945 at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (miE9U)
For another, the lift of a standard wind sail is perpendicular to the wind direction (except with things like spinnakers). The thrust of a light sail is always in the same direction as the incident light beam, so tacking against it to move "upstream" is impossible.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:17 PM (vOkuK)
Just use a mirror.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Joy thought the Republicans won those Senate races because of ...get this....gerrymandering.
Joy Behar: rocket scientist!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (S6Pax)
We hasten to point out that Brett Kavanaugh's nomination is therefore null and void.
Posted by: This...is CNN at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (CE5C/)
469 HAHA
Jim Accoster press pass revoked.
I was just thinking he needs to be smashed in the face. But this'll do, for now.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (braYk)
Democrats have a 12-point lead in the overall popular vote for the Senate and have lost three seats.
----------------------------------------------
Energy is more expensive in Democrat controlled areas, and yet they lost three seats?
It's inscrutable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)
Just more proof that "our betters" are really, really dumb....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (uDcBt)
That is life. I'm not going to necessarily condemn someone for looking at a blast as something different than a "real" baby .... but it's alive. It's real. Iat is a real thing that exists. The blast which didn't implant? It was alive, and then it wasn't. It was a loss. My son grew.
We tend to talk about embryos like they're hypothetical. Like if you can't see them, they're not really there and no harm, no foul. But they are real.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (e+36v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (BRvh1)
Well, the light is carrying momentum, and when it comes off the sail at a different angle than it struck it, the momentum vector has changed. There has to be a corresponding change in the momentum of the ship to compensate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Cpt. Hook at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (miE9U)
What's really stupid is the rest of the Fake News will make a big deal out of this tomorrow.
In fact, I predict they all throw a tantrum and do a "walk out."
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (braYk)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (CcQHP)
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (hjaPQ)
660 You can get off-axis thrust by angling the sail
Can you? I would have though you would just get lest thrust as few photons would strike the sail. What gives you your vectoring thrust?
indeed. a sailboat gets off-axis thrust because it's betwixt wind and water.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (HcTHr)
Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)
Joy Behar: rocket scientist!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 07, 2018 08:19 PM (S6Pax)
Genius. Pure genius
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (AllCR)
Wow hard to argue w/ that degree of intellectual superiority. Just fucking wow, she wants lecture us?
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 08:16 PM (yJ1e6)
Gerrymandering is how a significant number of progtards get their seats. So it stands to reason that it would be the reason they lose seats.... if you are a progtard.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (1g7ch)
I buried my face in the car magazines so I wouldn't have to look at it. I should have also brought noise-canceling headphones.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
In fact, I predict they all throw a tantrum and do a "walk out."
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (braYk)
Good, then OAN can ask questions that actually make sense and aren't leading.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (TqRHR)
I don't think that would work. You'd need two mirrors, one to collect the light and one to reflect it in the opposite direction, and I think the thrusts would cancel out in that case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (vOkuK)
Maybe. I'm not sure. I once had one of those vacuum bulbs with the fins inside that spun from light pressure.
That's the extent of my practical light sail experience.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
I would have loved for the female WH aide to have hauled off and kicked Acosta in the crotch in self defense.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (TqRHR)
Not really. There's no friction in space, so there's nothing to react against to make you pull to the side.
I think all that would do is make the ship rotate about its center of mass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (2kj6M)
You have no keel so you would just rotate until the direction of pull lines up with your center of mass.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Unless...the 'exposure' is, on average, uniform.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (Cus5s)
I'm not sure what part he was referring to though. Free speech, hands on girl...I don't know.
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take!
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:18 PM (aKsyK)
The San Andreas faultline is too short?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (Z4rgH)
Article V: How Does it Work?
I know the competition is mighty tough, but I'd nominate her for the stupidest woman on television.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (vOkuK)
I put this at the feet of Jeff Sessions (spit). This is a well known, interstate organization harassing, tormenting, assaulting and battering Americans for exercising their God-given and Constitionally protected rights.
This group should have been rolled up 18 months ago. Yet nothing from Session's DoJ.
Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Sure. It might take an unreasonably long time, but you can get to a lot of places that way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Grump928
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Gravity
It's not just a good idea, it's The Law
Posted by: T-shirt worn by nerds everywhere at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (U2TY5)
Perhaps they are a very slow living race.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
Article V: How Does it Work?
I know the competition is mighty tough, but I'd nominate her for the stupidest woman on television.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Rivals Ezra Klein's comment about the 'popular vote' for the House.
Posted by: T-shirt worn by nerds everywhere at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (U2TY5)
You could use a NERVA-style rocket to launch from Earth, (or if you needed to get somewhere in a hurry) and also use the nuke to power an ion drive if you could afford to take your time.
Shutting down the NERVA program was one of the many criminal acts the Vietnam-era Congress perpetrated.
Too bad most of those guys are beyond the reach of justice now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (vOkuK)
If that Oumuamua was 104...No!
If that Oumuamua was a 108 lb girl,
I would kick her ass in the Octagon.
That's right, bitchez!!!
Even an 108 lb. girl.
Book that for sure.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (9X624)
For this thing to be solar sailing, they calculate that the surface can only be about .020" thick, if made of something light like aluminum. It's a giant animal balloon.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Grump928
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*snap!*
Hybrid drive!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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A. You're dating yourself.
B. 'Writing' may be stretching things a bit...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (4bd7D)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 08:20
You are a QDPbadman. Not as bad as Orangemanbad, but still bad.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Next up, an investigation into voter fraud.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Ha! We should start a Defenestration Party. Of course, Air Pinochet would have to be incorporated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: DaveM at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (WWC3Y)
Eg:
Pres Two Scoops "Next question..."
Accosta "But what about"
Zzzzzzap!
Posted by: Idle Inventor at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (7Qmn7)
I think the light sail has been discussed since the 60s.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: SMOD at November 07, 2018 09:43 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at November 07, 2018 10:39 PM (sPJyv)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 07, 2018 11:46 PM (Vferh)
Okay, vertical with respect to WHAT, exactly?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 08, 2018 12:05 AM (cguCB)
This is a fascinating object. I wish we could launch something in time to rendezvous with it.
Posted by: Beverly at November 08, 2018 02:38 AM (zWVgd)
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