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Surprise! Now Chuck Schumer Demands That Sessions' Temporary Replacement, Matthew G. Whitaker, Must Recuse Himself Too!!!
ROSENSTEIN ON WAY TO WHITE HOUSE FOR "MEETING"
Because he wrote an Op-Ed expressing his opinion that Robert Mueller had overstepped his authority.
I know you're all shocked. I'll tell you what: If this Whitaker guy really offers a firm and final rebuke of Schumer's gamesmanship, who knows, maybe he could be worthy of being AG. And while the Democrats express outrage that Trump asked for Sessions' resignation, let's see what Democrats were saying last year...Good morning. In case anyone forgot, Jeff Sessions must resign as AG. He cannot possibly lead DOJ to promote trust & rule of law.
— (((Rep. Nadler))) (@RepJerryNadler) March 7, 2017
Today ain't over yet, folks.
— Nate Madden (@NateMaddenCRTV) November 7, 2018
Deputy AG Rosenstein is en route to the White House for a meeting this afternoon.
NEW: Per @PeteWilliamsNBC -- Rod Rosenstein will cease oversight of Mueller investigation. Acting AG expected to step in -- but can only fire Special Counsel "for cause"
— Reggie Cecchini (@Cecchini_DC) November 7, 2018
@EmeraldRobinsonThe Orangemanbadfather:
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
“Orange Man Bad”—@MZHemingway takes the NPC meme to @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/TqZLO4iktp
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) November 7, 2018
Time for a newly empowered Mitch McConnell to repeat his view that the Mueller investigation needs to be left alone to finish the job. https://t.co/ar3PsrDBYd
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 7, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:34 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:34 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Rt8Uf)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (Z91br)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (LWu6U)
AG's are allowed to have opinions. There is serious case law on ALJ's not being forced to recuse themselves even with seemingly serious conflicts of interest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo)
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (+om3e)
Because Chuck Schumer plays Calvinball.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (boNFp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (BRvh1)
Nuts!
Posted by: Matthew G. Whitaker at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (KEr/t)
Sorry Schmucky you're still on the cuck stool in the Senate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (ykOP2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (U7k5w)
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because cuck you, that's how
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)
Hell, that's nothing. The DAY AFTER calling for Comey to be canned, Dems acted like him being fired was the greatest atrocity against justice since the rape of the Sabine women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)
elections have consequences after all.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Q8Fq+)
Who the fuck knows? on Cinderella Career and Finishing Schools grounds maybe? But that had to do with a due process violation, and AG's aren't judges.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: trev006 at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (6rFB/)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (ymnmz)
How are you?
I am fine.
Oh. And bite me.
I remain, your trusted and faithful servant.
Whittaker
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (Z91br)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (aN6O8)
We're going to need a young priest, an old priest, 50 pounds of chalk and three live chickens for this...
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (r9UYA)
Sucks to be a democrat Senator.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)
+++++++++
And that is what I get for failing to read the line immediately preceding the tweet. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (I2dne)
But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).
How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Smiling Jack at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (yDxHh)
Chuck Schumer is even less relevant this morning than he was 24 hours ago. STFU and enjoy your minority status, CHuckie
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (a0IVu)
Hello? Is this thing on? Shit. Acosta quit hoggin the good mic.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (nFwvY)
Matthew G. Whitaker @MatthewGWhit
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
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Kind of a Interesting take
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)
watching Hunt for Red October
drinking vodka
eating caviar
driving an Enterprise rent-a-car
playing Fortnight as a stock character
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (7J5t2)
Didn't the media spend days telling us that Lizzie Warren WAS TOO an Indian so shut up!
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (9VeU0)
So, a guy who has nothing to do with the case MUST recuse...
But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).
How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
And not one douche in the press will ever ask him a question like that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (ymnmz)
But then he says, if they go all in on subpoenas, investigations, or even hint of impeachment, everything comes to a screeching halt, and he'll sic the dogs.
I think we can see where this is going.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (eR1iA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Because the democrats are going to have a massive hissy fit about Trump firing Sessions.
Think Comey. They hated him and wanted him gone for supposedly preventing a Hillary victory until Trump fired him.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (79p/O)
And then, on swearing in day, produce some rando lawyer from Outer Flannelville who just happens to be named "Robert Mueller"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (I16G8)
LOCK HER UP!
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (Rt8Uf)
But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).
How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
It's complexicated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (KEr/t)
Pussy. I want them making their confessions as they are pitched out of the helicopter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (boNFp)
Trump and all of the GOP should declare this The Year of the Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil.
Just ignore the Democrats completely.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (2I4LM)
And recuse yourself from breathing?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (Q8Fq+)
But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).
How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)
By replacing the last syllable of their last name with penis.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Trey Gowdy's New, Fresh, Crisp Coiffure at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (/qi1k)
Asked who would oversee Mueller probe now, SarahFloresDOJ responds: "The Acting Attorney General is in charge of all matters under the purview of the Department of Justice."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Glenn John at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (LilNs)
Apparently winning the house wasnt good enough.
I let them vent, but I was smiling inside.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)
So now we're into Obama territory where they'll force him to rule by pen and phone.
I'm sure the gander will taste about the same as the goose and I have no problem since the dems seemed to like that sauce quite a bit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (Q8Fq+)
Pussy. I want them making their confessions as they are pitched out of the helicopter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (boNFp)
Flesh and Bone chemically corroded.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)
I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (wJ+c3)
Matthew G. Whitaker @MatthewGWhit
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
====
Kind of a Interesting take
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)
Interesting.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)
heh. You just know the left will say whoever it is is "working for Putin" or a "Russian".
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)
I agree, after Kagan's stunt people ought to just say "no recusal" and point to her. One of the most blatant, egregious examples. And clearly grounds for overturning that decision by a future court, based solely and excursively upon that fact alone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (79p/O)
Fuck off and die.
oh and choke on a bag of dicks on your way to hell.
Respectfully,
PDJT
...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (A6Xv7)
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Kind of a Interesting take
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)
Lindsey has already says he wants to stay in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)
I eat so much damn food my arteries , ries clog
My arms aren't even strong enough to do some push ups, push ups.
Well I'm getting so fat I can barely fit in my jeans
I got a hot dog in my back pocket
It tastes so good when I chomp chomp it....
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (79p/O)
The band or the comic book character?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
That... would make a *lot* of sense.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (boNFp)
Tomato tomahto
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (A6Xv7)
One of many things that indicated he was WAAAAY out of step with the times and that his priorities were FUBAR.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
Nadler should tighten his lap band so tight that what's left of his balls falls off.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (wJ+c3)
His lap band is so tight that his legs shriveled up and look like little dried out skin tags a week after you tie a piece of dental floss around them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)
Asked who would oversee Mueller probe now, SarahFloresDOJ responds: "The Acting Attorney General is in charge of all matters under the purview of the Department of Justice."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (+om3e)
I'm beginning to believe that there was a plan in place if Republicans lost the House. Did they lose the House? Seems like it was years ago don't it?
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (aN6O8)
shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service.
He's a good man.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)
I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)
I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (U7k5w)
Yeah I would speculate there was a deal made months ago: if we keep the senate, you go, if we don't you stay. Trump has picked out the replacement long ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Beto has to go back to skateboarding and dreaming of being the next young articulate Kennedy style black President.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (jm1YL)
--
Flesh and Bone chemically corroded.
Scaphism.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM
------------------------------
Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander.
Posted by: irright at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (pMGkg)
I hope Whitaker looks at the de-classifying requests to see if
Rosenstein's claim that releasing them would be an obstruction of
justice. If not, Trump should de-classify.
Who cares about the
Brits being upset if they get caught out meddling in our election? He
owes the Brits nothing, especially after he got tea in the countryside
instead of a state dinner. And Theresa May is on her way out, anyway.
Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (3RspO)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (flOBQ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)
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So much this.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (vg8iE)
I hereby announce my resignation as an official senior AoS concern troll immediately. The relentless mocking has caused a relapse of my Tourette's Syndrome affliction. May God have mercy on my ego.
Posted by: Deacan Bleak at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (wGbBR)
I have fewer requirements for happiness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (cqNba)
The House has been irrelevant for well over a decade. They screwed us on Obamacare, and have delegated out all of their powers to the judiciary and the regulative branch.
435 sinecures and their minions.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (boNFp)
@BNONews 21s
Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)
There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aN6O8)
No wonder the Dems are crapping themselves.
https://t.co/0MutJTVUiT
Posted by: blue at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (foffp)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (U7k5w)
I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM
....
Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Mike Lindell at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)
When you snooze you lose.
I feel sorry for him unless he was a mole.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (yT99I)
Yeah I would speculate there was a deal made months ago: if we keep the senate, you go, if we don't you stay. Trump has picked out the replacement long ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)
My read as well... whole thing was dependent on if the GOP kept the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (NgKpN)
I hereby announce my resignation as an official senior AoS concern troll immediately. The relentless mocking has caused a relapse of my Tourette's Syndrome affliction. May God have mercy on my ego.
Posted by: Deacan Bleak at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (hSQF+)
Sad. And he'd been here SO LONG too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)
After my 4 hour afternoon nap there will be hell to........sleepy.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (U7k5w)
@BNONews 21s
Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
Night of the Long Knives? Or Long MAGA Hats? Or Long Something?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)
@BNONews 21s
Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
This is getting interesting.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (aN6O8)
Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.
If that happens... wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)
I don't think it is planned, I just think the old hags understand so little, but can remember names and get emotional about it.
So I think an AG has to be someone who is young enough and hardscrabble enough not to have aspirations, or old enough not to give a shit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (LWu6U)
shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service.
He's a good man.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)
I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Reverse mortgages or catheters by mail.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (q177U)
Who's this Schumer hack? Does he work in government?
Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (88xKn)
He's the uncle of a certain chubby "actress."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (GC5UG)
Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.
If that happens... wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)
That really would be the best place for Ted.
He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK8)
++++
Now that marijuana is more or less legal Sessions is rudderless
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (I/03s)
And then, on swearing in day, produce some rando lawyer from Outer Flannelville who just happens to be named "Robert Mueller"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (BRvh1)
That would be one of the best political trolls of all time.
But only if the namesake was a half-crazed honey badger with a bee in his bonnet.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (J+mig)
The indictments are all real, those are independent of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people dragging their feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Just for effect.
Time kick in Schumer's front door and serve him with a couple indictments.
Show the democrats how business is going to be done from now on.
Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (F/KeJ)
I'd say your "speculate" is pretty solid.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (6qErC)
And we know who's been appointing all those conservative judges don't we? It's almost as if Trump knows of what you speak.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)
I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (9chmE)
..........
maybe he can get a gig posing for cookie packages.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
Anybody know what is going on in Georgia's governor's race? One hundred
percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said
she would sue? Over what???
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aW5/6)
based on 'waahhhhhhhh'. She'll file a Class action suit with Hillary over lost elections.
Admit it, it's fun to watch them act like 3 year olds even when they win.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (q177U)
percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said
she would sue? Over what???
Racism.
Duh
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (88+cf)
@BNONews 21s
Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
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LOL. I want to believe.
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM
....
Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)
Oh! The Marlon Brando role... in the all-female remake of Apackoflips Now!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (hSQF+)
Yeah his concern with weed and love of civil asset forfeiture were all wrong and idiotic. That was 80's era law-and-order stuff, not today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (UsCnO)
Did it ever strike you as odd that Franken knew all about meetings Sessions had with Kislyak and other Russian meetings?
It's pretty likely that Sessions was spied on as well since he was a prominent member of the campaign and within the 2-step FISA rule.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (AM1GF)
Oss?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)
he would be a great Santa Claus..he has the twinkling eye and kindly face.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (a0IVu)
"Ted, where were you on the following nights in 1972?"
"I was two and a half."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION TED!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)
My .02 is that he relies just a bit too much on "consultants" and not enough on fighting.
Politics a'int a love fest.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (E8rzL)
That really would be the best place for Ted.
He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK
That would be an excellent SCOTUS pick.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (F/KeJ)
of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker
and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in
motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people
dragging their feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)
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sure they're real.
now, how about buying this bridge i have for sale?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (Dagiw)
This makes no sense. Whoever the AG is, he's bound to have some opinion about Mueller's conduct. What matters is if his opinion is defensible.
And given all the Democrat agency heads, judges, etc. who have acted in such slimy, unacceptable ways and were never properly called on it, this call by Schumer should be laughed at and then ignored.
But I do admire the Democrat tenacity of spirit. They make a mountain out of every molehill. They focus their boundless energy and creativity upon doing so.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)
I hope he gets the Keebler elf gig.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (F/KeJ)
Aye.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
The indictments are all real, those are independent of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people dragging their feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions. If they're sealed, how do we even know if they're related or not?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (AM1GF)
Ted Cruz nomination hearings would be a riot.
"Ted, where were you on the following nights in 1972?"
"I was two and a half."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION TED!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM
Let it be noted for the record that Senator Cruz refused to answer the question.
Posted by: Camel Tow Harris at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)
Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said
she would sue? Over what???
Racism.
Duh
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (88+cf)
It may snow in the south, and much of the I-20 (even I-10) corridor next week. And snow is white, therefore: Racissss.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (U7k5w)
He'll be missed! Insert Yorick paraphrased speech.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
Poor Yorick. FU.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (E8rzL)
Stormy Daniels?
No, Kari Wuhrer!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (1G5+m)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (Dagiw) "
Cruz isn't a squish, he's got a legal background, and most importantly, his very existence drives NPC's crazy and making them have to deal with him for 30+ years in a position where they can't vote him out or ignore him is too delicious to pass up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (wJ+c3)
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This is a phrase we do not hear or use anywhere near often enough.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (JZMRD)
He'll be missed! Insert Yorick paraphrased speech.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
Poor Yorick. FU.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (3W5cQ)
In his case, it would be "Yutzick."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)
Part of the reason he campaigned so damn hard for them. My admiration for the man continues to grow.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (jm1YL)
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)
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Is that from The Warriors? What about if they all wore skates?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (I/03s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
Go long on goats.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah I could see Cruz on the Supreme Court, he's got the chops for that
kind of job. But only if you could get another Cruz in the Senate
first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
I'm just not sure who Abbott would appoint. I'd nominate myself, but it's clear I don't have the capabilities. I don't think Guam can capsize and I'm pretty sure that Crimea isn't anywhere near Japan.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
Oh goody..could never stand that weasely looking man.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
Hey, it worked! We got cash for 'fugees!
/variousandsundrygroups
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (6qErC)
"Your momma."
"So you won't give a serious and truthful answer?"
"That WAS a truthful answer. She wasn't very good."
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
__________
Except Ted Cruz is on tape saying birthright citizenship is in the Constitution and we need to get over it.
https://tinyurl.com/y8xkzroq
Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (UfkIY)
He sucks at campaigning.
He had an utter moron for a campaign manager.
In his adverts he was promising to "help teachers". Seriously? Was he running for the US Senate or the Texas Senate, because it is the latter that has far more to do with teacher pay than the Fe'ral Government.
And is he so remarkably stupid that he doesn't know who his base is? Parents who have given up on the school system and have their kids in private or are home schooled. Makes absolutely no sense to tell these people that their taxes will be increased to pay the government teachers more when Ted's constitutents hate what the government schools have done.
I think that Ted was paying for Beto's inside guy to torpedo Ted's reëlection.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (boNFp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (PbpT7)
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
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Don't tease me.
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (3RspO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The Great Lakes Caliphate. All, sadly, as I have forseen.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (9VeU0)
and most importantly, his very existence drives NPC's crazy and making
them have to deal with him for 30+ years in a position where they can't
vote him out or ignore him is too delicious to pass up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
OMG - this. 30 years of whining about Cruz as a Supreme. Yes yes yes yes yes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
Owe my bonah!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aN6O
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they're sealed to keep the smell of "bullshit" inside...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)
Available for what?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
Did it ever strike you as odd that Franken knew all about meetings Sessions had with Kislyak and other Russian meetings?
It's pretty likely that Sessions was spied on as well since he was a prominent member of the campaign and within the 2-step FISA rule.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)
I found it disappointing that Sessions couldn't make an argument that his official business as a Senator was no basis for a recusal. He surrendered before they even asked him to.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (oZ6kz)
That is four-dimensional chess to fool the Inquisitors in the Senate Confirmation Trial.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (boNFp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (kbp55)
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
Hey did something important happen last night. I forgot.
Hell even Jim Acosta beating up WH interns seems like a week ago.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
See Claire Fraser on "Outlander". Not fat, not too skinny. Just right.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (jm1YL)
194 My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)
Available for what?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
nope, not going to answer that one........................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (AM1GF)
"Well first of all he didn't, and second of all I wasn't born until 1970."
"YOU SICKEN ME WITH YOUR LIES TED!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
Hay dere now.
Just a darn minute!
Posted by: Wisconsin at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (88+cf)
I think Cruz is one of those "if a judge says it, it must be right" kinda guys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Upchuck Schemer at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (6eEQ+)
He might have been guilty of something. He certainly acted like it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (I/03s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (kbp55)
Posted by: Biergood at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: jon stewart's audience at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu)
My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)
Available for what?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
Anything
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM
....
Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)
Oh! The Marlon Brando role... in the all-female remake of Apackoflips Now!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM
....
Or, perhaps...
Arch-villain Ernst Snoozo Snorfeld in the all female Jane's Bond 007.
Starring sexy Bond Guy James Acosta as Cucky Galore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: mpfs
I nominate The Punisher.
Posted by: Biergood
Judge Dredd.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM
How many f*cks would a F*ckChuck f*ck, if a F*uckChuck could f*ck Chuck?
Posted by: Philosomoron Numbah 10 at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (1G5+m)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
Well, not on the map. But Crimea was ceded to Japan following the Russ-Japanese war - so it *is* Japanese territory.
(in case anyone freaks out, I know - but I am thinking of dropping things like this where *actual* morons congregate)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG) "
The neverending flow of lefty tears will solve our energy problems too.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (I/03s)
That would be ghey.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7HtZB)
Who else is going to live in that Arctic Wasteland and underwrite the underfunded public sector pensions?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (boNFp)
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There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM
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Sealed? Pfft. That's pussy stuff. My indictments are all walrussed.
Posted by: Soooper Q at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (pMGkg)
**
I knew there would be a bloodbath this week. What other limp wristed deep staters could be next??
Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (xqfqx)
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speaker pelosi is a bit of a stretch
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (kbp55)
'I resign!' - Rosenpenis
'What a shame. We needed a good janitor.' - Trump
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Matthew G. Whitaker at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (6eEQ+)
How long as he known it?
Why do I have a feeling the All of Washington likes to hide lots of stuff from the American People?
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (flOBQ)
all this 4 dimensional chess hurts muh brain. why not be direct and confront the bad actors and release the warrants?
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero
Because, shut up. That's why.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)
I know absentee voting can be kinda' sketchy ... but I'm really thinking about mailing in my Trump 2020 ballot now. Why wait ?
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (0GJk6)
Is today Bloody Wednesday? Are all the roadblocks to justice being removed??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (pUDQf)
Today we settle all family business.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (+6jVU)
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (1beh4)
Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.
If that happens... wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)
That really would be the best place for Ted.
He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK
Holy Cow. The chess pieces are moving fast This is like the exciting fourth act of a great play.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (XROPS)
(in case anyone freaks out, I know - but I am thinking of dropping things like this where *actual* morons congregate)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
Shit, you bastard! You made me think about that for a minute! Hoist on my own petard!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dalek at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (EKZrX)
Posted by: DireGypsy at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (4WbxL)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (I/03s)
"ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE!"
--Christian Slater
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero
Because, shut up. That's why.
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uh oh muller considering snoozy resigning obstruction because he has unlimited power to charge anyone with anything and trump has had to live with this bullshit for 2 years because sessions was such a dipshit.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (+6jVU)
That keeps ringing in my ears.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (XROPS)
That would be Minnesotastan.
This means he will be able to cause more trouble than in the House.
Also redistricting and other suits will be joined with other states.
WTF is with the Lutherans in Minnesota?
Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now?
And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (yT99I)
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Its a line from John Hughes "Breakfast Club"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (1G5+m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
I was kind of hoping McConnell would shitcan Murkowski from as many committees as he could overnight, once it was known we would hold the Senate.
But I'll take this too.
Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (hLSZ3)
My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)
Available for what?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
Anything
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (TAmPV)
I'm crying.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (flOBQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)
I wonder if that's why Cruz didn't spend all that much time on the campaign trail.......
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)
Trump offered her some Republican votes.
MASTER Troll!
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (uU9ws)
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Whittaker just needs to invite Nadler to his offices and tell the maintenance people to turn off the elevator. Nadler will have a heart attack after climbing the stairs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)
--Christian Slater
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (UnA8+)
--Judd Nelson.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)
This guy is NOT fucking around.
Depending on further due diligence I would be ECSTATIC for this guy to be AG.
Also wrote an op-ed in mid 2016 saying he WOULD HAVE prosecuted Killary!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (I/03s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (1G5+m)
Trump sure isn't acting like he lost.
He already wrote chapter 2 of his playbook before the midterms and is executing it perfectly.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (pUDQf)
How can Mueller have the power he has without a Senate Confirmation?
Mueller was given for power and scope in what and how he could investigate. Way beyond any given to a confirmed appointee.
This needs to be fixed somehow or brought up as a means to either shut Mueller down or make him face confirmation with a revision of the scope of the investigation.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (yT99I)
Not grand jury testimony, but people, especially self important Democrats bitching about having to testify at the GJ.
When I didn't hear that, I knew we were screwed.
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (vpH4d)
And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?
=====
no, I heard all immigrants, even jumpy trigger happy retards from a bizarre religion who slaughtered each other to pieces during a civil war that required UN oversight (and resulted in dozens of deaths of US service members) are just like us and...no wait...are BETTER than us and just want to live here to have a better life by cutting off clits and marrying siblings to each other.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (7J5t2)
Finally! We've all been thinking it for 2 years but we're afraid to utter the thought lest it bring bad mojo to the idea. Now that it's out in the open I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Now I can worry about that OSU-MSU game this weekend.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mitch Ryder at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM
Somebody was able to cram 61,000 indictments into a Pacer?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (EOfHE)
That would be Minnesotastan.
This means he will be able to cause more trouble than in the House.
Also redistricting and other suits will be joined with other states.
WTF is with the Lutherans in Minnesota?
Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now?
And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (yT99I)
A ton of them were sent to the French-speaking part of Maine, too, for some reason.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (UnA8+)
In August 2017, Whitaker wrote an opinion article for CNN criticizing Mueller.
"It is time for Rosenstein, who is the acting attorney general for the purposes of this investigation, to order Mueller to limit the scope of his investigation to the four corners of the order appointing him special counsel."
He also wrote an article for USA Today arguing that the Justice Department should indict Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: pincorrect at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (OyTNy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Claire Forlani.
Smoke show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Think long term end game.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (Z91br)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
Another good one is the "as it's known in Europe" gambit. For example:
"According to astronomers - or, as they're known in Europe, 'astrologers' - ..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Iron Wombat at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (/qASX)
Wait, what?
*contemplates renting the last couple of dino flix*
That's the sweet spot, dude!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ApGrO)
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PDT obviously timed this for a reason. So far he has shown that he knows what he's doing in this regard.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)
Trump offered her some Republican votes.
MASTER Troll!
========
trump need to offer her fucking electrical brain stimulation treatment.
speaker...bit of a stretch...cause she can't talk good. What is this, a speaker for ants!!!
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (7J5t2)
Next stop on the hit list is this baker's dozen of bear claws, delivered to Sotomayor's house.
Take the gun. Leave the bear claws.
Posted by: pincorrect at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (OyTNy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
We've got a shit ton of them in Columbus, OH. A shit ton. Damn church charities brought them in by the boatload.
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (EOfHE)
++++++++
Two words: Zip Disk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)
Yeah and his original investigation came to the obvious conclusion everyone sane knew ahead of time: there's nothing there and only an idiot even thinks there was.
So ... his job is done. He finished the investigation and should have been shut down, months ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (oVJmc)
yep,, they were intentionally distributed to majority-white areas for a reason
Posted by: brak at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (VckGX)
Sure. That rounded "bubble" shape was surprisingly roomy...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (6qErC)
Kavanaugh trial kept him off the campaign trail. You may recall it was a pretty close vote.
Posted by: Mitch Ryder at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (QMG5F)
No massages.
Posted by: Moe Green at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (hLSZ3)
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oh right, and a better life by scamming idiot retard shit fucks in Minnesota out of MILLIONS of dollars by scamming....no what?...childcare? huh? Who fucking gives out millions of dollars.
we are too dumb to have lasted this long as a nation.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Antisocialist at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (2shuf)
This isn't a time for moderates.
Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/roJx)
Trump to Schumer: Do you smoke? Pull out your lighter.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (so+oy)
Yes.
From what little I've read so far, Trump can take his time ad watch the Dems squirm as long as they want with this 'temporary' appointment.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G
I would love it if he and Andrew Weissmann get reamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Still deplorable, now with more balls at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (zZAjV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (/9p9e)
+++++++++++
That right there is what people visualize when they hear "hardened war aviator."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (I2dne)
Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
For shits and giggles, I watched a panel at CNN that consisted in part of Jake Tapped Out and other assorted weasels, and their hair was on fire because PDT is "picking fights with the press."
It was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status /1060263316520665089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)
A Secret indictment can't be held indefinately, can it?
I mean, once an indictment is let, they must try to serve it, they can't just sit on it forever? Because that would seem to go against your Right to a speedy trial.
Especially if it is done in order to give an advantage to the prosecution.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (39g3+)
I wonder if they're down to counting how many rounds they each have left over there.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)
This isn't a time for moderates.
Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/roJx)
I was hoping for a Christian Adams just so he could dismantle Eric Holder's sewer of the Civil Rights Division.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)
The danger of people more focused on the next world than this world.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (VcV0G)
Bro, have you even *seen* Bryce Dallas Howard? I don't care if her dad is a Scientologist, I'd....I'll stop there.
Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (hLSZ3)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM
To borrow a phrase from a friend of mine, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
Heh.
I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx.....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (jZQUe)
Heh.
I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx.....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)
"How's the Italian food in this joint?"
"I don't know, but the matzo ball soup is terrif."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
______________________
No, RBG.
He is very well vetted by his 2016 presidential run. If there is anything negative about him, the Democrats and especially the GOPe Establishment would have brought it out.
Whoever we put up to take the RBG or Breyer seat will need to be bulletproof. And have balls of steel, because he and his entire family will be in the crosshairs of every Democrat, NeverTrumper, and the bloodsport media.
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (U7k5w)
5 year Hawkeye Football Scholly - graduated in 3 yrs and the football program paid for his first two years of Law School
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (Qot/z)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Peter Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (DmiQc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (Dagiw)
Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
For
shits and giggles, I watched a panel at CNN that consisted in part of
Jake Tapped Out and other assorted weasels, and their hair was on fire
because PDT is "picking fights with the press."
It was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah he's supposed to just stand there while that April someone or other punches him in the dick.
The really aren't reporters anymore. What do they think they do all day. Yeesh.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (xceTB)
It'd be a lot more satisfying if PDT called a couple of barrel-chested goons to pull Acosta's poop-streaked underwear over his head and carry him out upside-down by his legs.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (I/03s)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
This is getting interesting.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (aN6O
He could be summoned to a meeting in the Saudi Embassy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)
"Moose, Rocko - help the Judge find his wallet"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (6qErC)
"There are some things a gentleman simply doesn't DO, sir"
--NeverTrumpers and GOPe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (ApGrO)
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (VcV0G)
364 ''Forlani was in Mallrats''. Pretty, pretty girl. Wasn't she in that movie with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins where Pitt was the grim reaper or something?
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
Yes. Meet Joe Black. She's a looker.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (pUDQf)
>>I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx....
LOL
Toll booth on the turnpike would be better. Many holes.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)
Well, we do have some "buffers" now in the Senate...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
Will he find a "cause" to fire Mueller in that he grossly overstepped his charge by going after matters unrelated to "Russian Collusion"?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz)
That's a true story.
Posted by: Michael Corleone at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (hLSZ3)
"Shucks I sure wonder"
--thousands of leftists moving into the state to escape the hell holes they created
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
I think she started the "hot girls with glasses" trend, which I totally approve of.
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
Whoever we put up to take the RBG or Breyer seat will need to be bulletproof. And have balls of steel, because he and his entire family will be in the crosshairs of every Democrat, NeverTrumper, and the bloodsport media.
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM
No...the Dems showed us with Kavanagh that any woman at any time can make a claim and must be believed.
Of course she can lie, but I bet DiFi already has a stack of letters...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (EOfHE)
why do I feel we are at the Baby Christening part of The Godfather
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)
Fredo on the boat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (q177U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)
Me.
Viking helmet.
Some assembly required."
That the dino pic reference actress? The intwebz says "yes plz"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (4ErVI)
"Shucks I sure wonder"
--thousands of leftists moving into the state to escape the hell holes they created
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
And create future hellholes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Someguy at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (qt8Bt)
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
I wish someone could hack into their stupid chyron and replace it like what we do here w/ stupid trolls.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (a0IVu)
Great movie, too. That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
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It would be kinda nice if they were to explain exactly why he should recuse himself. It's a stretch, I know.....
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (I16G8)
Did Kyrsten's Enema have to rent a couple of extra Buicks?
Posted by: Furious George at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (Zvj7s)
Try the veal. Best in the City.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)
The first time I ever heard the word "meh" was when Virgil Solozzo (Al Lettieri) said it to Don Corleone at the meeting in the Genco office.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Nabisco at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (hLSZ3)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (q177U)
At the risk of attracting a troll, I think Winona Ryder wore glasses for a few roles after that, following the trend. And I agree, full approval.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
She plans to live forever.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (VcV0G)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)
I thought the allowable pleas were "take the drop" or "lick the prop"?
Posted by: Dalek at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (EKZrX)
Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
++++++++
... as long as it's up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (Zvj7s)
Good luck with that. The Democrats are going to go all out to impeach and sabotage everything.
And that will ensure a Trump landslide, such as we can have one these days, in 2020 and a retaking of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: brak at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (VckGX)
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Burnt Bacon Sprinkles?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (kbp55)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)
The best laid plans of shriveled up little rats and men often go astray.
Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Great movie, too. That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Kalifornia was the movie that confirmed it for me. He should have received an Academy Award for that one.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (A6Xv7)
The US isn't dumb.
We're just too kind and forgiving to our enemies who have none and will be relentless.
Many Muslims do not understand that the countries they come from are poor and dangerous BECAUSE OF ISLAM!
Take a look at wherever it takes hold. Standard of living goes down, crime goes up. Economy goes in the toilet.
It's almost as if it's on purpose *tongue in cheek*
I think that's one of the reasons the Protestant church did so well because the Catholic church was the same way as Islam for quite a while and still is in some countries. They're dogma demands poverty it seems.
Protestants understand that the Lord helps those who help themselves and not just others. Bring on the Capitalism whereas the Catholics embrace communism. Except where there's actual like communism.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (yT99I)
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Kalifornia.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I/03s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)
''Forlani was in Mallrats''. Pretty, pretty girl. Wasn't she in that movie with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins where Pitt was the grim reaper or something?
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
Yes, Meet Joe Black.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (RFh5Y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Added bonus ... we didn't have to rescue him from Occupied France. And Mars. And some ice planet on the other side of a wormhole.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (0GJk6)
Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
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It would be kinda nice if they were to explain exactly why he should recuse himself. It's a stretch, I know.....
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (I16G
Yeesh.....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Toad-O at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Anna Puma a
hmmmmmmm....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (q177U)
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If Rosenstein gets whacked or resigns, count on it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G8)
Winner!
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (VcV0G)
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I thought it was cannolis.
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (PbpT7)
LOL
Toll booth on the turnpike would be better. Many holes.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)
I'm thinking he'll be jamming the revolving door when Rosenstein is in it, and then blasting him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (flOBQ)
Not only does the AG not have to be a lawyer. The Pope doesn't have to be an ordained priest. The college of cardinals can just elect anyone.
Given that RCCs are 1 billion+ and they have a sex abuse scandal going on, I think that the priority should lean towards getting Francis to resign and having Ace appointed as the new Pope. Sure AG is important, but this outweighs it I think.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/qEW2)
"Matt DAAAaaaamon"
--Matt Damon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (0GJk6)
It no longer does. Thanks Harry Reid!!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (PbpT7)
"But you told him...."
"heh - I never said it would take him where he wanted to go"
Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (F/KeJ)
Jamey Mack. Be the hokey fly! REALLY?!
Oh please...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Toad-O at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (cct0t)
It takes 60 votes to bring a nominee to the floor.
And also, barrel. You forgot a [ /i ] closure.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)
53m
BREAKING: Docs filed in federal court in NY reveal the FBI agent working the Cesar Sayoc case cannot describe the so-called "energetic material" the FBI director claimed was inside Sayoc's 13 IEDs,meaning there is still no evidence any of the "bombs" actually contained explosives
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (jZQUe)
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Kalifornia.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I/03s)
True Romance.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (jjaLl)
If Trump were to one-term it, he could start a media and media distribution/ISP empire to compete with all the shit that's clogging the airwaves, cable, and the internet. One guy gets 50% of the nation's business.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)
Fredo on the boat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
I'm going with the Christening. Rosenstein just removed his glasses for his rub down.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
I'm game.
Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?
Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (ApGrO)
If Trump were to one-term it, he could start a media and media distribution/ISP empire to compete with all the shit that's clogging the airwaves, cable, and the internet. One guy gets 50% of the nation's business.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (lK7fO)
I would hope he does this on 1/21/25.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
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Can't do it Sali.
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (sLvAU)
Posted by: lizabth
Ooooooh. Private pay for play.
Wonder how many laws that breaks?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (3W5cQ)
Cannon Ball !!!
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (0GJk6)
Show off. I'd avoid landing on my head if I were you. I've seen.....things in there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)
Please don't say crazy shit like this that may come true.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (aN6O8)
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Yeah that would be perfect. Basically a "Wahhh I don't get to be in charge anymore so I'm leaving!" resignation.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)
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What's to stop him from doing this during his 2nd term?
Posted by: SH at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++
That is ... evocative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (I2dne)
Protestants understand that the Lord helps those who help themselves and not just others. Bring on the Capitalism whereas the Catholics embrace communism. Except where there's actual like communism.
Posted by: jakee308
.................
wtf? did you just arrive through a portal from Bizarro Earth?
Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
Does Rod know the words to the "Hail Mary?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)
Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky
Jesus cuts my lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh my gosh. That would make this day sooo complete!
I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Vin the Chin at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (ICWiF)
We have a Democrat Party who just won the House largely because they said they wouldn't be all impeachy and investigaty. They are really Trump supporters, pinky promise.
The ink isn't even dry on the election and they are already pissing all over that narrative. Because Trump is creating a constitutional crisis by doing his job, or something. And Kristol is dry-humping their leg.
Where the hell is that meme of Trump smiling and saying, "you're mad bro, aren't you. Yeah you're mad".?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh my gosh. That would make this day sooo complete!
I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
Fist bump...exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (a0IVu)
This is all because of gerrymandering!
Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)
Alex, I'll take who was Elbridge Gerry for $300.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)
On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/y9etfh6y
Probably posted many times already by others.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (b+Fr8)
Oh please...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
The SoS number are different than the numbers reported by the Press but the SoS numbers are actual counts so...
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (F/KeJ)
That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Skeletor's the bad guy?
Sauron?
Something with an S-
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Trump fired Pope Francis too?! Man, he is on a roll.
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (sLvAU)
Abrams can't sue in Hawaiian court, can she?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)
We are working on that now.
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)
What a nice interlude for levity.
You cannot go wrong with Caddyshack references. Always timely, always welcome.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (Dagiw)
Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..
Bigly.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
Does Rod know the words to the "Hail Mary?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)
Well, he's been on a fishing expedition for two years now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
+++++++++
ABC did surprisingly well, too (well, other than the unmasked ebullience). I don't know if they learned their lesson from '16 or if it's just all good cause the Dems won something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (I2dne)
On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
Better than "Reality Winner".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (UnA8+)
_____
Last night Fox News became the NPC meme.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AySDY)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AWiKl)
I'm game.
Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?
Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
Well at least you've apparently heard about him in passing. That makes you more qualified than Pope Commie the Pedo.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (zRwJ/)
yeah well....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (PbpT7)
And decides they can be de-classified.
Then the documents show the whole Russia scheme was cooked by by Dems in the FBI and DOJ, thus screwing up Schiff's big plans for Russia investigation show trials....
And Rosenstein won't cooperate with Schiff because he'll need to lawyer up himself to defend any charges on perjury in an official filing with FISA..
Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (3RspO)
Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..
Bigly.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)
Boy, that Trump guy sure has a lot of luck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (nR2Re)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
Oh, well, allow me to re-announce you then.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky
I spoke with him yesterday. At length. My concerns, the future of the country. I asked him to pray with me but he insisted on cutting my lawn first. You'd like him.
Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (URwyc)
This is all because of gerrymandering!
Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)
Joy is so smart she has TGIF written on the toes of all her shoes to remind her that Toes Go In First
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)
Gerry Manders? He always did cause a lot of trouble as The Beaver!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)
Well, he's been on a fishing expedition for two years now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (nR2Re)
But he hasn't caught a fish yet.
Start praying, Rod
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (NFEMn)
the Cesar Sayoc case cannot describe the so-called "energetic material"
Poor feckless Jeff thought his FBI did good.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
On 1/21/19, I'd like to see him open DJT University. One major, beginning with Poli Sci 101: "Sack The Fuck Up. You, Too, Can Succeed As A Republican"
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
He would coil around it and swallow it whole.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (oVJmc)
That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Skeletor's the bad guy?
Sauron?
Something with an S-
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Sessions.
Hence why he's been sent packing.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AWiKl)
Check the chimney for black smoke.
Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (TWSqO)
Holy Shit.
I go to City Hall to pull permits and all chaos breaks out.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
"I went to pull something else."
- - Harvey
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (XROPS)
Why is that solo trumpet theme playing in the background? And whose cannoli is this?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (pNxlR)
I know deep down that I have it coming, too but... that's just my weakness I guess. I want justice more than mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (pw+jk)
On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++
Robinson, not Johnson. But she has the most serious beat on OAN and seems to take the job seriously. Not a lot of history yet, but seems to be doing well. Also, she has absurdly high cheekbones if you're in to that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)
It kinda' moves like a tongue.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Or the other way 'round.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (TWSqO)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-Jerky Mummy-Snatch at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (aN6O
It was mine, poser.
Posted by: Allfather Odin at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)
Another Cherokee?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (nR2Re)
Losing the House is like having your girlfriend announcing she has Chlamydia and is leaving you on the same day. Then seeing the report she had to fill out of recent sexual partners and there's an 'over' penciled in at the bottom.
Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (URwyc)
Great comment on the chans - so now Kingpin is our AG?? LOL
Posted by: prescient11 at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (q+HNC)
337
have Schiff and Nadler demanded that they get to block anyone they don't like?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 03:09 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (L01V2)
Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..
Bigly.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)
And they had just started sucking their own dicks.
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Or the other way 'round.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Why would you want to scare an innocent horse like that?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (3W5cQ)
No. No more Senators, unless maybe it's Cruz.
Those bastards get way too "collegial" with each other.
I know Graham has recently shown signs of having a measurable testosterone level, but I still don't trust him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (nR2Re)
+++++++
Pretty sure. A pretty, white, blonde Cherokee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (I2dne)
Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (aN6O
He'll bite you !!!
Posted by: Just The Punchline at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (sLvAU)
no kidding, my two year contract for Dish expires next month and the only reason I have it is because I was streaming TuCa on the big screen every evening and DanMa'am stomped all around like AtC demanding Fox so she could control the video
Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
Trump is going to build his wall with bodies.
Posted by: Ro
After a few months the smell will die down to an acceptable level.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)
Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
++++++++++++
Absolutely real. Go for it. Success guaranteed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
I'm picturing this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galU59i4FjM
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (nR2Re)
On Fox last night they should have all been wearing clown noses and big floppy shoes. Especially that Thumbkin Stirewalt
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)
I thought Laura Ingraham was going to bitch slap Chris Puckered Lips Wallace. Good grief. He was drunk or high on something. Giggling about Beto running for president. Yeah, go with that, Chrissy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
I mean the ones pleasuring my wife!!!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
That's a real life LOL...... I can just see him saying that.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Max Boot at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (SkuXa)
On Fox last night they should have all been wearing clown noses and big floppy shoes. Especially that Thumbkin Stirewalt
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)
I said it below but got willowed.I think Fox's hissy fit last night was because Trump had their two biggest stars Hannity and Ingraham personally appear at his rally.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (TAmPV)
Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Follow the money. (Tips)
It's like lap dances. As long as you are paying....
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (3W5cQ)
Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra
New Acting AG Matthew Whitaker in 2016: "I would indict Hillary Clinton"
Wouldn't we all?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (yT99I)
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM
********
Depends. Slip her a twenty every other drink and she'll be real interested.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (EOfHE)
Its all about the tip. Even if she's dating you, its all for show. Servers learn to put on a persona and be what you want to hear and see, until they get tired of you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (GC5UG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
A thought I have often had and then I wake up in a cold sweat and need to hit my emergency bourbon that I keep in the nightstand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)
nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
.........
Ditto
Billie McCuckstal is secretly running Fux News.
A few patriots left but I suspect they are not long for the Cruise.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (b+Fr8)
Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra
New Acting AG Matthew Whitaker in 2016: "I would indict Hillary Clinton"
Wouldn't we all?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (2I4LM)
And as AG in 2018??/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
Sperry of the NY Post. Twitter is weird at work but it doesn't look
like he provided anything in the way of links or evidence.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)
Hey, do you get the weird gray boxes where the Twitter posts should be, too?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (jjaLl)
Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
They're just looking for a tip.
No. Not that one.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (URwyc)
That is hysterical.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)
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Just servers???
Aint that most women in general??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
Nothing breaks the ice like a friendly pat on the ass.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM
Did anyone he campaigned for this year actually win?
Because maybe if he did have Trump's energy, we'd have held the House.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
MIC DROP !!!!!
Posted by: Vin the Chin at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)
The danger of people more focused on the next world than this world.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (0GJk6)
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Shirley, you jest!
The churches bringing in Somalis (ELCA, mostly) are very worldly. They are more trendy leftist than Christian and couldn't give a damn about that heaven-and-hell stuff.
And they make a tidy $um from the feds for each "refugee."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
A thought I have often had and then I wake up in a cold sweat and need to hit my emergency bourbon that I keep in the nightstand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)
He owned government and had 2 years to grant Amnesty and citizenship to at least 11 million and perhaps closer to 27 million illegal aliens.
That would've been lights out America forever.
Dodged a huge bullet even with Obamacare an Dodd-Fagg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)
Especially servers. Its kind of in their job description, its a low-end sort of lying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
They are a bunch of fags and their shits all retarded!
Seriously, they are all fags. The Lavender Mafia. They are protecting their fellow pedophile priests.
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (vpH4d)
Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
They're just looking for a tip.
No. Not that one.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM
OK A confession. I'm in my classroom and am giving my students a test. I just burst out laughing and they are wondering WFT Prof!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (EOfHE)
You, madame, are a Commenter's Commenter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (ctuyM)
then I'll know to think the opposite of his CuckedViews
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)
Honestly, its rather the opposite. They're more concerned about "good deeds" and "being the change you want to see" than they are the next world. They act as if this is all we have and ever will have, rather than a temporary place we're given stewardship over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
They're pissed about having to keep paying for the warehouse space for the Jergens and Kleenex they bought for the Jeb Bush Primary nomination victory party.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (jjaLl)
Nope, work tried to ban twitter but instead of blocking it, it sort of loads super weird and you have to scroll forever to find the comment. Looks like the code is all screwed up.
Unless you're making an AoS joke that went way over my head. (Hey now, sleep is hard on election days, I'm no Sessions.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (dNzKv)
One day my wife told me she had Chlamydia and I thought she was going lesbian on me.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)
Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)
++++++++++
"Lousy father, husband and president - but he could have been a lot worse"
That's an epitaph right there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Mollie @MZHemingway = "Stand by for news."
o_O
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)
Paul Harvey?
Posted by: Allfather Odin at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (UnA8+)
I'm channeling Mad Men.
I thought everyone drank the way I do, at home, alone, in the dark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)
Eat a jumbo-sized bag of dicks, asshole.
Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (nUFhj)
Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (tv7DV)
Especially servers. Its kind of in their job description, its a low-end sort of lying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (39g3+)
And yet, Ed Debevic's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (UnA8+)
My idea was Haley to SC Senator when Lindsey Graham becomes AG.
I was pooh-poohed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM
********
Depends. Slip her a twenty every other drink and she'll be real interested.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (EOfHE)
That's every woman.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (LOwpT)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)
Dammit. *wipes iced tea off screen*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah that's the sense I get, too. Its homo central there, worked their way up in a system where there's an endless parade of young boys to prey on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Diogenes
Dude! Do you know how much fun we could have with them???
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (3W5cQ)
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________
Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)
I know we're not supposed to criticize, but he erred in putting too much on the caravan, to the exclusion of other issues.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (bUjCl)
One day my wife told me she had Chlamydia and I thought she was going lesbian on me.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)
----
Dammit,
Is that Greek bitch back in town again.???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (39g3
Yeah..Palp (*we miss you*) and I use to say that place needs someone like Cardinal Sarah to come in and clean house.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (a0IVu)
Yup. Trump has a plan for AG. Just not quite sure Haley is the right choice. Maybe she is.
Posted by: Sooner at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (Fs5vw)
All. The. Time.
Got it.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (0GJk6)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________
Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)
I actually think this a good way to phrase it for the LIV crowd.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)
Way to immediately shoot yourselves in the foot.
Or shit in the punch .
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (XROPS)
....
If you want a bartenders opinion, No.
They'd bat their eyes at Quasimodo for a tip.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (jZQUe)
If Nadler freaks over Whitaker's taking over the Mueller probe, by the time the Dems take the House, Trump can already have a new AG lined up for Cocaine Mitch to get through quick confirmation.
Presumably the new AG won't find any conflict of interest with Whitaker's temporarily handling the Mueller probe, and if Nadler does, well, then the new AG can keep Whitaker away from the probe from then on, while handling it himself/herself.
Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (3RspO)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (72PAC)
Nah, I ain't bright enough to make jokes too jokey for folks- although I just channeled John Bot Walton there for no good reason..... no, work here blocks Twitter so instead of the post itself, I get a gray box with the text of the tweet.... oddly, though, some days the block is completely lifted and I can see it all..... and it is wonderful.........
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (jjaLl)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)
576 Fox has been slouching left for years now. I think they were poised to go full MSNBC when Hillary won and were caught off guard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
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Rupert's kids are modern caring billionaires. They got (inherited) theirs, they ain't gonna give theirs up, but by God they will fit in with their fellow international rich friends.
They will push the narrative even if it kills their business empire.
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)
That chick would casually read off polls and provide trends with occasional 'looks like she'll take that one" or "he's got this one'" for various candidates.
20 minutes later on Fox or OAN they would still be showing results that were ancient compared to her subtle deliveries and observations.
Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (flOBQ)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
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Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (Cus5s)
I haven't had this much attention since...I dunno.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
Think of what Trump said several times in his press conference: "I love this country."
Did Barky EVER say that? Ever?
Can you imagine Trump's reaction is his wife channeled Mooch and called the country "downright mean," or said she was finally proud of it for electing her husband? Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (jjaLl)
I know we're not supposed to criticize, but he erred in putting too much on the caravan, to the exclusion of other issues.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (59GGI)
But we don't know what he knows.
We don't even know what we don't know!
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (XROPS)
o_O
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)
Paul Harvey?
Posted by: Allfather Odin
She's going to tell us...the rest of the story...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (zLDYs)
Wait, wrong Nikki, Nikki Haley goes to the Senate.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (fYi9j)
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed
plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett
Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President
Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
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Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Apparently the Dems have never taken a Civics 101 class.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)
I seem to remember them actually _ANNOUNCING_ they were going to start shifting left after King Barry was re-coronated in 2012.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (jjaLl)
Sadly, my rep. Or that scumbag that reps the district I inhabit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)
[Amnesty for the invaders]
That would've been lights out America forever.
Dodged a huge bullet even with Obamacare an Dodd-Fagg.
J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)
........
It would have been the Venezuelan Mexico American Confederation.
Dodged another big one last night. Thank the Lord for holding the Senate.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (hECVl)
We don't even know what we don't know!
"I know more than they do."
/PDT
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (LL1Be)
Hey did something important happen last night. I forgot.
Hell even Jim Acosta beating up WH interns seems like a week ago.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
+++
LOL!
Posted by: washrivergal at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (dI3/S)
Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (nR2Re)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
Wow, the promise not to do that lasted--what--48 hours? Less?
Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (BXMxN)
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y.,
revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice
Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach
President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.
~ Mollie
Grassley's 400+ page final report pretty much demolished all the claims against Kavanaugh, including Ford's, and has the FBI checking into Ford's beach friend Monica McLean for witness tampering.
And declassifying the FISA warrants and Ohr's 403s will show it was a collusion between the FBI, DOJ and the Brits.
Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (3RspO)
I haven't had this much attention since...I dunno.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)
++++++++
Been there. I took a walk and kept my money. YMMV.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
People were too stupid to see this coming and head it off. We'll see how 2020 goes when 2020 gets here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (XROPS)
She and her career military husband are in debt and kids are getting ready for college. She is going to make some well earned cash in the private sector.
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (aN6O8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)
What I'd do if I was Pope?
"The accusations against the Priests and other officers of the Church are shocking, yet grave and credible. As such, I have ordered an Inquisition to ferret out the truth and see the guilty punished, both by the church, and in cooperation with secular authorities."
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (J+mig)
Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (aPsQQ)
No, the House impeaches.
Then the Senate holds the trial.
It's a dumb thing to do, but then, these are Dems.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Liz Claman boobs good.
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http://tinyurl.com/yctvsp8m
http://tinyurl.com/yabn3djc
Mostly safe for work.
You're welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (8XRCm)
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________
Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)
---------------
It's easy to forget that we are among a very small percentage of people that watch this stuff closely.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Ha, quaint.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (BXMxN)
It hasn't been demonstrated after all this time that its job is anything but to remove the man from power that the establishment doesn't like, after having invested decades remaking the 21st-century Republican party into the 1960's Democrats.
Posted by: DaveM at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Would love to see the senate tell them that they have no standing.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)
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DUDE!!!!
SHE'S AFTER YOUR KIDNEY!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (8XRCm)
"He agrees with Trump on policy. Not allowed in people Trump delegates policy-making power to. He needs to recuse himself."
Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (isRia)
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.
lol. Go ahead numbnuts
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (cJXkX)
Get fooked, Chook!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (bWXm6)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (ApGrO)
kind of job. But only if you could get another Cruz in the Senate
first.
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Yeah, Cruz is the only one smart enough to deal with some of the technical issues before the judiciary and technology committees. He does his homework and will not be intimidated by technical doublespeak. Without him, even more harrumph, harrumph, this newfangled stuff is too hard.
I want Cruz in the Senate for all of our sakes.
Gohmert is an interesting idea for AG.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (/9p9e)
Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)
I thought everyone drank the way I do, at home, alone, in the dark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c
Don't forget, naked.
Posted by: Sooner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (Fs5vw)
Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'
Also laments that elite Republicans are joining Democrats.
https://tinyurl.com/ybja2upq
Mollie@MZHemingway
Here we go. I rode the train down with an important incoming chairman of House Judiciary and heard about their plans to impeach Kavanaugh and Trump. #RussiaRussiaRussia!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (bUjCl)
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Or the trigger for a Civil War.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (A6Xv7)
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.
If he perjured himself it was before the senate so how does the house get involved?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)
We'd have kept the House had the 40 asshole incumbents stuck by PDT.
Kavanaugh cost them the Senate big time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (nFwvY)
Any relation to that rat-faced shyster?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (nR2Re)
Christ on a crutch, did the entire Sessions clusterf*** teach you jackholes NOTHING?
FML.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (AM1GF)
Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and
impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and
impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with
Russia.
~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)
Good luck with that, Nadler... Brett will tell you to pound sand if you try and subpoena him as he is now a member of a co-equal branch.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (A6Xv7)
Better not write what I'm thinking. I'm in a foul mood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (/9p9e)
Let's just do the War.
Or, better yet, new AG can just roll out the indictments on crooked Hillary and the whole Deep State crew.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
We're done with that now, right?
Can we accept that most of the time the world is much as the world appears? That there's not always some Super Secret wheels-within-wheels scheme?"
No, please be that guy Ace. There are not enough of them. I abhor conspiracy theories. They're simply a crutch for weak-minded folks who can't handle the randomness and chaos of life.
Here's the skinny: Oswald acted alone. We landed on the Moon. The Holocaust really happened. Obama was born in Hawaii. Bin Laden orchestrated 9/11. We've never been visited by aliens. That is all.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (3ufaJ)
Yeah I expected the Kavanaugh insanity to be their death knell, that's why I figured the GOP would hold the house despite being an off year election. Apparently it was long enough ago people forgot. Or just didn't care.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)
I gave my liver to Peru,
I gave my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney,
But I'm givin my heart to you....
Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Or the trigger for a Civil War.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Let the shooting start. Tired of this shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (3W5cQ)
Of course that is at the tip of their spear ... most of them can act civil at other times, but so can most tyrants (I would imagine). Those cocktail parties are so swanky and fun ... sure they'd sacrifice a nation just to be in with the in crowd.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (hjaPQ)
Crazy gonna crazy.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (BXMxN)
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________
Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
____________
I actually think this a good way to phrase it for the LIV crowd.
_______________________
If they are the intended audience, then perhaps he should have explained that a big part of the Democrats' agenda is to erase our national borders and make American workers the welfare providers for the hordes of third-world immigrants swarming into our land, and that is one reason why Trump calls their media hand-maidens the enemies of the American people.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (fqUgw)
If you find yourself at the Vesper at the Cosmopolitan...I saw her first.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (ApGrO)
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)
It lost them some Senate seats.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM
Big assed round-faced goofy fvck. Surprised you never saw him before.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (URwyc)
Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)
If they had acted like decent people they could well have had the senate and the Florida governorship to go along with the house.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM
Kinda swore off soda, mostly anyway.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (T4oHT)
Of course that is at the tip of their spear ... most of them can act civil at other times, but so can most tyrants (I would imagine). Those cocktail parties are so swanky and fun ... sure they'd sacrifice a nation just to be in with the in crowd.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)
I think Limbaugh is right in that it's the Media that drives the agenda and the Dems just push the buttons and cast the votes to implement it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (AWiKl)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
That may be the Left's trigger. Either way, it seems like it's ready to blow.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (A6Xv7)
The fact that Graham and Trump are even phrasing things this way is fantastic. I always bemoaned politicians on our side not calling things out as we do or Rush or Levin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (/9p9e)
Gohmert is an interesting idea for AG.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
Oh, I could go with Louie.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (37IEG)
All. The. Time.
Got it.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (0GJk6)
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I don't think I've ever heard that from left-wing "Christians."
From serious Bible-believers, yes, frequently.
But not from members of churches like ELCA, PCUSA, or the Episcopal Church.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (Rxduq)
Kavanaugh cost them the Senate big time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (/9p9e)
Didn't realize it was that many. Fuckers.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (LOwpT)
Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'
Also laments that elite Republicans are joining Democrats.
https://tinyurl.com/ybja2upq
Mollie@MZHemingway
Here we go. I rode the train down with an important incoming chairman of House Judiciary and heard about their plans to impeach Kavanaugh and Trump. #RussiaRussiaRussia!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (2I4LM)
Ace has n00ded it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (zRwJ/)
After watching 'The View' I'm concerned about the Democrats in New Jersey redistricting my Pennsylvania residence to win Senate seats next election.
Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (URwyc)
Admiral Mike Rogers, that's who.
Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (hjaPQ)
..........
I think he has remained a shadow GPOTUSE advisor.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:50 PM (b+Fr8)
His essence...does she have childbearing hips ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (bUjCl)
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Hey... when he wakes up in a bathtub of bloody ice and five pounds lighter.... dont say I didnt warn ya.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:51 PM (8XRCm)
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The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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They know they can't remove Trump or Kavanaugh. They just want to be able to always refer to them as "impeached President Trump" or "impeached Justice Kavanaugh".
Posted by: irright at November 07, 2018 04:51 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (AWiKl)
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Yes. And GPOTUSE made clear the Nationalist accusation as NAZI crap was racist. love it.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)"
You're right. And it's a damned nuisance. I haven't been home in years. But he's not the sort of chap to demand your own identity back from, you know?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (3ufaJ)
Or are we going to put our minds to work and resolve this issue in an equitable manner?
Posted by: Paladin at November 07, 2018 04:53 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 07, 2018 04:54 PM (wGqjj)
In that et al. are Mueller, Rosenstein and McCabe, the three FBI/DOJ a-holes who enabled the Uranium One collusion with Russia (actually a criminal conspiracy). One guy not being a fighter is all it took to let the criminals rule the roost, and we still aren't out of it.
No sign that Sessions realizes even now what he did wrong or he would have un-recused himself. Sad and shameful end to what had been a great career.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 07, 2018 04:55 PM (wh9C3)
I don't ever watch the news, to be honest.
that's why I hear the general "Oh well, whatever happens here, I know where I'm going next."
I've never heard that in my life from leftist church types. Ever. And if they would say it, its just an excuse for their behavior here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Paladin at November 07, 2018 04:53 PM (TSEbs)
.........
Yes, we are going to work hard and 2020 is going to be a blow out for demoncraps.
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (b+Fr8)
because it worked out sooooo well last time.
they can double date with the prosecutions of the liars that peddled bullshit.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (jjaLl)
Yeah its "optics" and revenge for Bill Clinton. They seethe with rage that Clinton was impeached and want revenge.
But I still say they don't have the votes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 05:01 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 05:02 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (jjaLl)
Reverse that and you're well on your way to sanity.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 05:15 PM (3ufaJ)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 07, 2018 05:20 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: saf at November 07, 2018 05:20 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 05:23 PM (8X9tr)
Posted by: saf at November 07, 2018 05:44 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Big Tbone at November 07, 2018 06:36 PM (/S3C0)
So what am I, chopped pemmican?
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at November 07, 2018 09:55 PM (cguCB)
Okay, 5 out of 6 is not too shabby!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 07, 2018 10:08 PM (cguCB)
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