Surprise! Now Chuck Schumer Demands That Sessions' Temporary Replacement, Matthew G. Whitaker, Must Recuse Himself Too!!!
ROSENSTEIN ON WAY TO WHITE HOUSE FOR "MEETING"

Because he wrote an Op-Ed expressing his opinion that Robert Mueller had overstepped his authority.

I know you're all shocked.

I'll tell you what: If this Whitaker guy really offers a firm and final rebuke of Schumer's gamesmanship, who knows, maybe he could be worthy of being AG.

And while the Democrats express outrage that Trump asked for Sessions' resignation, let's see what Democrats were saying last year...




Feels like the Democrats are pulling a Full Comey Flip-Flop Maneuver again.

More: Session's resignation letter. It's a snoozer.

BIG UPDATE: Could today be the day, as Michael Corleone says, that we settle all oustanding family business?



Not fired, NBC is reporting -- but pulled off of all oversight of Russia-related, Muller-related business.



That makes sense, given that the acting AG hasn't recused himself and therefore should be in charge.

This is why the silly bitch Schumer demanded that Whitaker also recuse himself for absolutely no reason, of course. He wants to keep His Boy in place.

But Emerald Robinson hears he might also be tendering his resignation:

@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN

The Orangemanbadfather:



The Cucks are really whining now -- "Please let us continue with the FusionGPS political op we jointly funded with our political partners the Democrat Party and the Hillary Clinton campaign! Or else you're breaking established norms!!!"

Established norms of using a partisan, unverified oppo file to open an FBI investigation just because Hillary Clinton needed to be able to say "There's an FBI investigation on Trump, too," to deflect from her real FBI-investigated crime.



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1 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:34 PM (GBteo)

2 top 25?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:34 PM (GBteo)

3 Whitaker is just AG until Trump appoints someone and that someone goes through the Senate, correct?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (72PAC)

4 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)

5 how can actions taken after the probe began be grounds for recusal?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Q8Fq+)

6 What a crock.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (wGbBR)

7 Demand in one hand, shit in the other Chuckie...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

8 Kurt Schlicter for AG!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)

9 Gohmert

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Rt8Uf)

10 I hope Whitaker tells Chuckie to go pound sand.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (Z91br)

11 Didn't Schummer just violate the BOFA rule?

Or at least the Ligma codicile?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (LWu6U)

12 Also, this recusal shit has got to stop -- the actual rules for judges and attorneys recusing themselves are very narrowly interpreted.

AG's are allowed to have opinions. There is serious case law on ALJ's not being forced to recuse themselves even with seemingly serious conflicts of interest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo)

13 Lindsey Graham
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (+om3e)

14 5 how can actions taken after the probe began be grounds for recusal?

Because Chuck Schumer plays Calvinball.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (boNFp)

15 Warai-otoko wrote an opinion article that Charles Schumer should cut his own little dick off with a rusty sawzall, shove a pipe cleaner up it for structure, and tenderly fuck himself to death.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (BRvh1)

16 Surprise! Now Chuck Schumer Demands That Sessions' Temporary Replacement, Matthew G. Whitaker, Must Recuse Himself Too!!!

Nuts!

Posted by: Matthew G. Whitaker at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (KEr/t)

17 Chuck thinks he's a member of the House?

Sorry Schmucky you're still on the cuck stool in the Senate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (4ErVI)

18 Matthew G. Whitaker's job interview...

Trump: You a Pussy?

Whitaker: No Sir.

Trump: Your Hired.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (Q8Fq+)

19 Excuse me while I laugh. This will be a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (I2dne)

20 well, to be honest, if any lawyer had an opinion on Mueller, that would be an obstruction charge.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (7J5t2)

21 of course.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (aSpXp)

22 Roy Cohn. Now. Please. Zombie or not.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (ykOP2)

23 LOL....that's not going to happen.


$hit just got real and meuller needs to wrap it up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (JUOKG)

24 Put me back in coach, I can win this? Depending on the definition of this

Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:36 PM (U7k5w)

25 how can actions taken after the probe began be grounds for recusal?

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because cuck you, that's how

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (7J5t2)

26 Schumer and Nadler need to be introduced to Smell The Glove. Pimp hand is out of the house now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)

27 And while the Democrats express outrage that Trump asked for Sessions' resignation, let's see what Democrats were saying last year...

Hell, that's nothing. The DAY AFTER calling for Comey to be canned, Dems acted like him being fired was the greatest atrocity against justice since the rape of the Sabine women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

28 it would appear that the Senators who told our GEOTUS that he couldn't have a new AG are no longer in a position to say that...

elections have consequences after all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (Dagiw)

29 I nominate AG Orcus.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, WORMS

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

30 Chuck Schumer is even less relevant this morning than he was 24 hours ago. STFU and enjoy your minority status, CHuckie

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (a0IVu)

31 5 how can actions taken after the probe began be grounds for recusal?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Q8Fq+)

Who the fuck knows? on Cinderella Career and Finishing Schools grounds maybe? But that had to do with a due process violation, and AG's aren't judges.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (GBteo)

32 Elena Kagan can vote on the constitutionality of laws she drafted.

Recusal is a joke.

Posted by: trev006 at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (6rFB/)

33 Chuck Schumer demands that Dick Blumenthal be named AG because Blumey really knows what Boof means.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (ymnmz)

34 Dear Chuck,
How are you?
I am fine.

Oh. And bite me.

I remain, your trusted and faithful servant.

Whittaker

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (5tT9a)

35 Out of curiosity, what does the old Nadler tweet have to do with this?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)

36 Hot damn. Top ten

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (Z91br)

37 Chuck Schumer for Ambassador to Zimbabwe!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

38 Welp, the Dems tidal wave for ants just left the news cycle.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (aN6O8)

39 The Zombie Roy Cohn train accepts all passengers.

We're going to need a young priest, an old priest, 50 pounds of chalk and three live chickens for this...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

40 At this point I don't care who is AG. I want people in leg irons and behind bars waiting for military tribunals AND, I don't give a flying fuck who they are.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (r9UYA)

41 And this all is coming to fruition because we picked up seats in the Senate and harry "pederast" reid Nuked the filibuster.......

Sucks to be a democrat Senator.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)

42 Out of curiosity, what does the old Nadler tweet have to do with this?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)
+++++++++
And that is what I get for failing to read the line immediately preceding the tweet. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (I2dne)

43 So, a guy who has nothing to do with the case MUST recuse...

But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).

How the hell does THAT work?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

44 Let Whitaker be a stand-in and make an interim appointment of a strong AG

Posted by: Smiling Jack at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (yDxHh)

45 30
Chuck Schumer is even less relevant this morning than he was 24 hours ago. STFU and enjoy your minority status, CHuckie

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:37 PM (a0IVu)


Hello? Is this thing on? Shit. Acosta quit hoggin the good mic.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (ymnmz)

46 Nadler. Little Weiner's buddy. fatsad!

Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

47
Matthew G. Whitaker @MatthewGWhit
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
====
Kind of a Interesting take

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)

48 things that would lead to a recusal of the next AG:

watching Hunt for Red October
drinking vodka
eating caviar
driving an Enterprise rent-a-car
playing Fortnight as a stock character

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (7J5t2)

49 Kinda OT, but apparently we are celebrating that we have finally elected a Native American woman to Congress.

Didn't the media spend days telling us that Lizzie Warren WAS TOO an Indian so shut up!

Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (9VeU0)

50 43
So, a guy who has nothing to do with the case MUST recuse...



But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).



How the hell does THAT work?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

And not one douche in the press will ever ask him a question like that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

51 So PDT now says sure, he'll work with a Dem house whe they advance legislation he agrees with, so yeah, bipartisan which all the middle squishes love.

But then he says, if they go all in on subpoenas, investigations, or even hint of impeachment, everything comes to a screeching halt, and he'll sic the dogs.

I think we can see where this is going.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (eR1iA)

52 Nominate Manchin, then fire him the day after he is confirmed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (dNzKv)

53 35 Out of curiosity, what does the old Nadler tweet have to do with this?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:38 PM (I2dne)



Because the democrats are going to have a massive hissy fit about Trump firing Sessions.


Think Comey. They hated him and wanted him gone for supposedly preventing a Hillary victory until Trump fired him.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (zRwJ/)

54 I nominate Venom for AG.

Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (79p/O)

55 Trump should name Robert Mueller as AG...

And then, on swearing in day, produce some rando lawyer from Outer Flannelville who just happens to be named "Robert Mueller"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (BRvh1)

56 I have to believe PDT has his nominee already picked out, and has for a while now. He would not have asked for Sessions resignation if not. Pretty sure he was waiting on seeing the composition of the new Senate before acting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (I16G8)

57 hey Matthew G. Whitaker...
LOCK HER UP!

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

58 Warren speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (Rt8Uf)

59 So, a guy who has nothing to do with the case MUST recuse...

But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).

How the hell does THAT work?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)


It's complexicated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (KEr/t)

60 I want people in leg irons and behind bars waiting for military tribunals

Pussy. I want them making their confessions as they are pitched out of the helicopter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (boNFp)

61

Trump and all of the GOP should declare this The Year of the Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil.

Just ignore the Democrats completely.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (2I4LM)

62 Hey Chuck, could you please recuse yourself from voting on any issues if you took campaign money from someone involved?

And recuse yourself from breathing?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

63 43 So, a guy who has nothing to do with the case MUST recuse...

But a guy who signed documents to get bogus Search Warrants on the President of the US, is AOK???? (Rosey).

How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

By replacing the last syllable of their last name with penis.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (aN6O8)

64 It's a shocking twist that literally no one saw coming!

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (q177U)

65 PDT should simply blow a raspberry at the donks and tell them to go fuck themselves

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)

66 I am sad about Sessions' wasted Senate seat. What a shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service. He's a good man.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)

67 40: You're not a very courtly gentleman. What gentleman would put a lady like Hillary Clinton in prison, I ask?

Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (U7k5w)

68 Imagine that.

Democrats speak with forked tongue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (ycWCI)

69 I''ll do a great job everyone, the camera loves me. High and tight with a bit of gel...money shot!

Posted by: Trey Gowdy's New, Fresh, Crisp Coiffure at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (/qi1k)

70 Mike Warren
Asked who would oversee Mueller probe now, SarahFloresDOJ responds: "The Acting Attorney General is in charge of all matters under the purview of the Department of Justice."

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (+om3e)

71 Jerry needs to threaten to eat Whittaker, that would be something to take seriously.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

72 The next AG needs to have more shadowy hitmen operating than Vladmir Putin.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

73
Is Matthew G Whitaker another insider like Trump's pick for
FBI (Wray)?

Posted by: Glenn John at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (LilNs)

74 so, a little something to make you all feel better: My liberal friends were all having a melt down today about how horrible and stupid and ignorant rural americans were and that it's ridiculous that the GOP won the senate.

Apparently winning the house wasnt good enough.

I let them vent, but I was smiling inside.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (GBteo)

75 Sen. Schumer, in the case of the People and Their Helicopters vs. You, how do you plead - Guilty, or Extremely Guilty?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

76 Bout damn time.

So now we're into Obama territory where they'll force him to rule by pen and phone.
I'm sure the gander will taste about the same as the goose and I have no problem since the dems seemed to like that sauce quite a bit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

77 The answer should be a hearty fuck you!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (0OmEj)

78 And next Whitaker should ask tell Rosernstein to recuse himself from the case.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (Q8Fq+)

79 60 I want people in leg irons and behind bars waiting for military tribunals

Pussy. I want them making their confessions as they are pitched out of the helicopter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (boNFp)


Flesh and Bone chemically corroded.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

80 66 I am sad about Sessions' wasted Senate seat. What a shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service. He's a good man.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)

I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)

81 Nadler should tighten his lap band so tight that what's left of his balls falls off.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (wJ+c3)

82 47
Matthew G. Whitaker @MatthewGWhit
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
====
Kind of a Interesting take
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)

Interesting.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (aN6O8)

83 Meh, who gives a sh*t what the libs sqwauk.

Trump had the right to face his recuser.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (jZQUe)

84 ..."Chuck Schumer Demands"...


You're Senate Minority Leader, cupcake. You don't make demands.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (9chmE)

85 The next AG needs to have more shadowy hitmen operating than Vladmir Putin.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)


heh. You just know the left will say whoever it is is "working for Putin" or a "Russian".

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)

86 Recusal is a joke.

I agree, after Kagan's stunt people ought to just say "no recusal" and point to her. One of the most blatant, egregious examples. And clearly grounds for overturning that decision by a future court, based solely and excursively upon that fact alone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

87 So...this will be another exciting month, no?

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (q177U)

88 Whitaker, look Schoomer in the eye and say, "No."

And walk away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (Fz8ov)

89 No one expects the Trump Inquisition!

Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (79p/O)

90 Dear Chuckie,

Fuck off and die.

oh and choke on a bag of dicks on your way to hell.

Respectfully,

PDJT

...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (8D42x)

91 So, the 50 million sooper secret indictments were all bullshit too.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

92 I long for the day when Barron Trump has Schumer's severed hands nailed to the door of the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (DmiQc)

93 I said it before, Sessions should have been fired after doubling down on civil forfeiture laws.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (A6Xv7)

94 Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.
====
Kind of a Interesting take
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:39 PM (+om3e)

Lindsey has already says he wants to stay in the Senate.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

95 I'm beginning to feel like a fat slob, fat slob
I eat so much damn food my arteries , ries clog
My arms aren't even strong enough to do some push ups, push ups.
Well I'm getting so fat I can barely fit in my jeans
I got a hot dog in my back pocket
It tastes so good when I chomp chomp it....

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

96 54 I nominate Venom for AG.
Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (79p/O)

The band or the comic book character?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

97 Matthew G. Whitaker @MatthewGWhit
The letter was not dated. Jeff Sessions letter was on Trump's desk about a week before Lindsey Graham became Alpha Repub. He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.


That... would make a *lot* of sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

98 Flesh and Bone chemically corroded.

Scaphism.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (boNFp)

99 The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.


Tomato tomahto

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (DmiQc)

100 If Whitaker tells Schumer to go shit in his hat, we know we'll have our new AG.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (wJ+c3)

101 93 I said it before, Sessions should have been fired after doubling down on civil forfeiture laws.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (A6Xv7)

One of many things that indicated he was WAAAAY out of step with the times and that his priorities were FUBAR.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

102 Oh, and to the Acting AG, this piece of advice:

RAMMING. SPEED.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

103 81
Nadler should tighten his lap band so tight that what's left of his balls falls off.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (wJ+c3)

His lap band is so tight that his legs shriveled up and look like little dried out skin tags a week after you tie a piece of dental floss around them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)

104 70 Mike Warren
Asked who would oversee Mueller probe now, SarahFloresDOJ responds: "The Acting Attorney General is in charge of all matters under the purview of the Department of Justice."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (+om3e)

I'm beginning to believe that there was a plan in place if Republicans lost the House. Did they lose the House? Seems like it was years ago don't it?

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (aN6O8)

105 I am sad about Sessions' wasted Senate seat. What a
shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service.
He's a good man.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)



I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)


I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (9chmE)

106 91: Of course they were to lull people into a state of false security about my "silent executioner" past...that's a bit of a joke too

Posted by: Snoreregard at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (U7k5w)

107 I have to believe PDT has his nominee already picked out, and has for a while now.

Yeah I would speculate there was a deal made months ago: if we keep the senate, you go, if we don't you stay. Trump has picked out the replacement long ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

108 Ted Cruz - Abbott won the governership so he can appoint the next Senator.

Beto has to go back to skateboarding and dreaming of being the next young articulate Kennedy style black President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (37IEG)

109 I don't know if any of you made it a habit of watching PDTs rallies. I did and I heard him say something not too many rallies ago that made me vaguely uncomfortable about our chances of retaining the House. He was talking about his role in the promoting of the Senate candidates and stated something to the effect that he ''did what he could where he could" for the House candidates. That's been on my mind since I heard it.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (jm1YL)

110 -
--
Flesh and Bone chemically corroded.



Scaphism.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM

------------------------------

Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander.

Posted by: irright at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (pMGkg)

111 Since Nunes is head of the House Intelligence Committee until next year,
I hope Whitaker looks at the de-classifying requests to see if
Rosenstein's claim that releasing them would be an obstruction of
justice. If not, Trump should de-classify.

Who cares about the
Brits being upset if they get caught out meddling in our election? He
owes the Brits nothing, especially after he got tea in the countryside
instead of a state dinner. And Theresa May is on her way out, anyway.

Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (3RspO)

112

Chuck who?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (flOBQ)

113 Kurt Schlicter for AG!


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)
=========

So much this.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (vg8iE)

114 Dear AoS Blog Comment Section,

I hereby announce my resignation as an official senior AoS concern troll immediately. The relentless mocking has caused a relapse of my Tourette's Syndrome affliction. May God have mercy on my ego.

Posted by: Deacan Bleak at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (hSQF+)

115 I think this was the plan whether we lost the house or not. Sessions was done. Trump has a plan.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (wGbBR)

116 Pussy. I want them making their confessions as they are pitched out of the helicopter.

I have fewer requirements for happiness.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (cqNba)

117 Did they lose the House?

The House has been irrelevant for well over a decade. They screwed us on Obamacare, and have delegated out all of their powers to the judiciary and the regulative branch.

435 sinecures and their minions.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (boNFp)

118 Well, I can dream can't I...

@BNONews 21s

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)

119 Anybody know what is going on in Georgia's governor's race? One hundred percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said she would sue? Over what???

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aW5/6)

120 91 So, the 50 million sooper secret indictments were all bullshit too.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aN6O8)

121 Dude wrote an op-ed saying Hillary should have been indicted.

No wonder the Dems are crapping themselves.

https://t.co/0MutJTVUiT

Posted by: blue at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (foffp)

122 115: Should have put in a pit bull acting AG about 17 months ago.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (U7k5w)

123
I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM

....

Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)

124 Sessions also got p'wnd by Al Fraken. That should have been the first sign he was not up to the job. Think how different things would have been if he had remained the Senator from Alabama. No infinite investigations , no Doug Jones, no begging RINOs for judicial votes.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (A6Xv7)

125 Jeff, call me.

Posted by: Mike Lindell at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)

126 Sessions is now enshrined as the poster boy for the saying:

When you snooze you lose.

I feel sorry for him unless he was a mole.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (yT99I)

127 107 I have to believe PDT has his nominee already picked out, and has for a while now.

Yeah I would speculate there was a deal made months ago: if we keep the senate, you go, if we don't you stay. Trump has picked out the replacement long ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

My read as well... whole thing was dependent on if the GOP kept the Senate.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (NgKpN)

128 114 Dear AoS Blog Comment Section,

I hereby announce my resignation as an official senior AoS concern troll immediately. The relentless mocking has caused a relapse of my Tourette's Syndrome affliction. May God have mercy on my ego.
Posted by: Deacan Bleak at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (hSQF+)

Sad. And he'd been here SO LONG too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

129 Who's this Schumer hack? Does he work in government?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (88xKn)

130 Venom, the comic book character.

Posted by: mpfs at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (79p/O)

131 I saw where Da Nang Dick "Dick" Blumenthal chimed in as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

132 Trump tells me to write a joke resignation letter and now this?


After my 4 hour afternoon nap there will be hell to........sleepy.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (4e+hS)

133 118: He's been AG for a long time, that asshole needs to go, too

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (U7k5w)

134 118 Well, I can dream can't I...

@BNONews 21s

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)

Night of the Long Knives? Or Long MAGA Hats? Or Long Something?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

135 118 Well, I can dream can't I...

@BNONews 21s

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)

This is getting interesting.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (aN6O8)

136 Ted Cruz - Abbott won the governership so he can appoint the next Senator."

Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.

If that happens... wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)

137 The left has been very effective at attacking up and comers that do stuff they don't like decades later. Remember Bork -- that was payback for his time in the Nixon admin. And Kavanaugh and his involvment in the interrogation policies under Bush.

I don't think it is planned, I just think the old hags understand so little, but can remember names and get emotional about it.

So I think an AG has to be someone who is young enough and hardscrabble enough not to have aspirations, or old enough not to give a shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (LWu6U)

138 I am sad about Sessions' wasted Senate seat. What a
shit show that turned into. I hope he goes back into public service.
He's a good man.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 03:41 PM (XROPS)



I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes




Reverse mortgages or catheters by mail.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (3W5cQ)

139 How about Pinhead for AG?

"Farewell to the flesh."

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (q177U)

140
Who's this Schumer hack? Does he work in government?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (88xKn)


He's the uncle of a certain chubby "actress."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)

141 That resignation letter wasn't dated. It was the one Trump has had in his desk since January 2017.....

Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (GC5UG)

142 136 Ted Cruz - Abbott won the governership so he can appoint the next Senator."

Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.

If that happens... wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)

That really would be the best place for Ted.

He sucks at campaigning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

143 One of many things that indicated he was WAAAAY out of step with the times and that his priorities were FUBAR.

++++

Now that marijuana is more or less legal Sessions is rudderless

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (I/03s)

144 55 Trump should name Robert Mueller as AG...

And then, on swearing in day, produce some rando lawyer from Outer Flannelville who just happens to be named "Robert Mueller"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 03:40 PM (BRvh1)

That would be one of the best political trolls of all time.

But only if the namesake was a half-crazed honey badger with a bee in his bonnet.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (J+mig)

145 50 million sooper secret indictments were all bullshit too.

The indictments are all real, those are independent of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people dragging their feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

146 Whitaker and a team of attorneys should all wear bowler hats, dusters and carry baseball bats.

Just for effect.

Time kick in Schumer's front door and serve him with a couple indictments.

Show the democrats how business is going to be done from now on.

Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (/roJx)

147 The answer is no to Schumer's demand.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (F/KeJ)

148 Yeah I would speculate there was a deal made months ago:"

I'd say your "speculate" is pretty solid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (6qErC)

149 ''The House has been irrelevant for well over a decade. They screwed us on Obamacare, and have delegated out all of their powers to the judiciary and the regulative branch. ''

And we know who's been appointing all those conservative judges don't we? It's almost as if Trump knows of what you speak.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (jm1YL)

150 Cruz as a Justice?

YGBFSM?

we don't need another squish on SCOTUS.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (Dagiw)

151 I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)


I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM (9chmE)
..........

maybe he can get a gig posing for cookie packages.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)

152 Trump needs to nominate Laura Ingraham for AG. Dem head explosions would be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

153 119
Anybody know what is going on in Georgia's governor's race? One hundred
percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said
she would sue? Over what???

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aW5/6)
based on 'waahhhhhhhh'. She'll file a Class action suit with Hillary over lost elections.
Admit it, it's fun to watch them act like 3 year olds even when they win.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (37IEG)

154

EM FIG NEWTONS FOADDY-FI!!!


Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (GEhPL)

155 What if the temporary AG turns out to be the permanent one?

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (q177U)

156 Anybody know what is going on in Georgia's governor's race? One hundred
percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said
she would sue? Over what???

Racism.
Duh

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (88+cf)

157 118 Well, I can dream can't I...

@BNONews 21s

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)
------

LOL. I want to believe.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

158 I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.



Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM



....



Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)



Oh! The Marlon Brando role... in the all-female remake of Apackoflips Now!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (9chmE)

159

Dow Jones +533 as of now.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

160 Sad. And he'd been here SO LONG too.

He'll be missed! Insert Yorick paraphrased speech.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (hSQF+)

161 One of many things that indicated he was WAAAAY out of step with the times and that his priorities were FUBAR.

Yeah his concern with weed and love of civil asset forfeiture were all wrong and idiotic. That was 80's era law-and-order stuff, not today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

162 The response to the Dems should be two words. One is "off". You can guess the other.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (AM1GF)

163 Schumer lives with the rats in NY sewers. What a piece of trash.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (UsCnO)

164 >>Sessions also got p'wnd by Al Fraken. That should have been the first sign he was not up to the job.

Did it ever strike you as odd that Franken knew all about meetings Sessions had with Kislyak and other Russian meetings?

It's pretty likely that Sessions was spied on as well since he was a prominent member of the campaign and within the 2-step FISA rule.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

165 162 The response to the Dems should be two words. One is "off". You can guess the other.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (AM1GF)


Oss?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

166 maybe he can get a gig posing for cookie packages.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)

he would be a great Santa Claus..he has the twinkling eye and kindly face.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

167 Ted Cruz nomination hearings would be a riot.

"Ted, where were you on the following nights in 1972?"

"I was two and a half."

"ANSWER THE QUESTION TED!"

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

168 He sucks at campaigning."

My .02 is that he relies just a bit too much on "consultants" and not enough on fighting.

Politics a'int a love fest.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (6qErC)

169 Name that chick Wohl claimed Mueller raped as USAG.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (E8rzL)

170
That really would be the best place for Ted.



He sucks at campaigning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK

That would be an excellent SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (F/KeJ)

171 The indictments are all real, those are independent
of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker
and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in
motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people
dragging their feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

---
sure they're real.

now, how about buying this bridge i have for sale?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (Dagiw)

172 >>>Because he wrote an Op-Ed expressing his opinion that Robert Mueller had overstepped his authority.

This makes no sense. Whoever the AG is, he's bound to have some opinion about Mueller's conduct. What matters is if his opinion is defensible.

And given all the Democrat agency heads, judges, etc. who have acted in such slimy, unacceptable ways and were never properly called on it, this call by Schumer should be laughed at and then ignored.

But I do admire the Democrat tenacity of spirit. They make a mountain out of every molehill. They focus their boundless energy and creativity upon doing so.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (/qEW2)

173 Fuck Chuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (pUDQf)

174
I hope he starts doing commercials for Ambien like Dole did for Viagra.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)



I hope he gets the Keebler elf gig.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (TAmPV)

175 Ellison won in Michiganstan, may God have mercy on your souls

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)

176 That would be an excellent SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (F/KeJ)

Aye.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

177 50 million sooper secret indictments were all bullshit too.

The indictments are all real, those are independent of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people dragging their feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions. If they're sealed, how do we even know if they're related or not?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (AM1GF)

178 167
Ted Cruz nomination hearings would be a riot.

"Ted, where were you on the following nights in 1972?"

"I was two and a half."

"ANSWER THE QUESTION TED!"


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM

Let it be noted for the record that Senator Cruz refused to answer the question.

Posted by: Camel Tow Harris at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (37IEG)

179 175 Ellison won in Michiganstan, may God have mercy on your souls
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)


Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

180 Anybody know what is going on in Georgia's governor's race? One hundred

percent of precincts are in but Abrams won't concede and one source said

she would sue? Over what???

Racism.
Duh


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (88+cf)


It may snow in the south, and much of the I-20 (even I-10) corridor next week. And snow is white, therefore: Racissss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

181 "StealthJeff" will honor snoozy by maintaining that stupid fucking twitter handle for one more day. Still maintains Jeffy was the most effective AG in history. What a joke it was

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (U7k5w)

182 Sad. And he'd been here SO LONG too.

He'll be missed! Insert Yorick paraphrased speech.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front


Poor Yorick. FU.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (3W5cQ)

183 169 Name that chick Wohl claimed Mueller raped as USAG.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (E8rzL)

Stormy Daniels?

No, Kari Wuhrer!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

184 Yeah I could see Cruz on the Supreme Court, he's got the chops for that kind of job. But only if you could get another Cruz in the Senate first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

185 Im from MO. All I know is we have rid ourselves of that horrible woman, Claire (a fat girl's name) McCaskill. She is still fabulously wealthy, b/c her husband bilks Medicare for millions. Shes such a screechy, abrasive c*^t, she will be no media darling. Buh-bye!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (1G5+m)

186 all this 4 dimensional chess hurts muh brain. why not be direct and confront the bad actors and release the warrants?

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (7J5t2)

187 President Trump needs to find a no holds barred AG, possibly someone who has killed a man with a knife or better yet bare handed.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (T4oHT)

188 Is today Bloody Wednesday? Are all the roadblocks to justice being removed??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (pUDQf)

189 "we don't need another squish on SCOTUS.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (Dagiw) "

Cruz isn't a squish, he's got a legal background, and most importantly, his very existence drives NPC's crazy and making them have to deal with him for 30+ years in a position where they can't vote him out or ignore him is too delicious to pass up.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

190 If Whitaker tells Schumer to go shit in his hat, we know we'll have our new AG.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 03:45 PM (wJ+c3)

=======

This is a phrase we do not hear or use anywhere near often enough.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (JZMRD)

191 182 Sad. And he'd been here SO LONG too.

He'll be missed! Insert Yorick paraphrased speech.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front


Poor Yorick. FU.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (3W5cQ)


In his case, it would be "Yutzick."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

192 ''My read as well... whole thing was dependent on if the GOP kept the Senate.''

Part of the reason he campaigned so damn hard for them. My admiration for the man continues to grow.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (jm1YL)

193
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)

194 My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

195 Whitaker and a team of attorneys should all wear bowler hats, dusters and carry baseball bats.

+++

Is that from The Warriors? What about if they all wore skates?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (I/03s)

196 Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)


Go long on goats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

197 Beto is basically Poochy. he needs to go back to his home planet.

Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

198 184
Yeah I could see Cruz on the Supreme Court, he's got the chops for that
kind of job. But only if you could get another Cruz in the Senate
first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
I'm just not sure who Abbott would appoint. I'd nominate myself, but it's clear I don't have the capabilities. I don't think Guam can capsize and I'm pretty sure that Crimea isn't anywhere near Japan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)

199 193
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)

Oh goody..could never stand that weasely looking man.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

200 Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north."

Hey, it worked! We got cash for 'fugees!

/variousandsundrygroups

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (6qErC)

201 "Mr. Cruz, where were you on the night of January 17, 1984?"

"Your momma."

"So you won't give a serious and truthful answer?"

"That WAS a truthful answer. She wasn't very good."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (AM1GF)

202 I thought Matthew Whitaker was the actor with the lazy eye.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

203 That really would be the best place for Ted.

He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

__________

Except Ted Cruz is on tape saying birthright citizenship is in the Constitution and we need to get over it.

https://tinyurl.com/y8xkzroq

Posted by: Blago at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (UfkIY)

204 That really would be the best place for Ted.
He sucks at campaigning.


He had an utter moron for a campaign manager.

In his adverts he was promising to "help teachers". Seriously? Was he running for the US Senate or the Texas Senate, because it is the latter that has far more to do with teacher pay than the Fe'ral Government.

And is he so remarkably stupid that he doesn't know who his base is? Parents who have given up on the school system and have their kids in private or are home schooled. Makes absolutely no sense to tell these people that their taxes will be increased to pay the government teachers more when Ted's constitutents hate what the government schools have done.

I think that Ted was paying for Beto's inside guy to torpedo Ted's reëlection.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (boNFp)

205 SEE UPDATE

SEE UPDATE

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (PbpT7)

206 193
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)
-----------

Don't tease me.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

207
Cats demanding food.

BBS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

208 No, Kari Wuhrer!

Miles, broken glass, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (39g3+)

209 ohhh, if rosenpenis is pulled from oversight of mueller, maybe we can see the super secret enabling letter mueller has

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (7J5t2)

210 So Trump's thinking that the House crazies may try for impeachment (that will go nowhere), he might as well rid himself of Rosenstein as well?

Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (3RspO)

211 Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The Great Lakes Caliphate. All, sadly, as I have forseen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (AM1GF)

212 Appointing Whitaker as Acting AG is clearly Trump trying to get Iowahawk on board the Trump Train.

Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (9VeU0)

213 Cruz isn't a squish, he's got a legal background,
and most importantly, his very existence drives NPC's crazy and making
them have to deal with him for 30+ years in a position where they can't
vote him out or ignore him is too delicious to pass up.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
OMG - this. 30 years of whining about Cruz as a Supreme. Yes yes yes yes yes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)

214 193


@EmeraldRobinson

BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)



Owe my bonah!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

215 There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (aN6O

---
they're sealed to keep the smell of "bullshit" inside...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (Dagiw)

216 194 My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

Available for what?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

217 164 >>Sessions also got p'wnd by Al Fraken. That should have been the first sign he was not up to the job.

Did it ever strike you as odd that Franken knew all about meetings Sessions had with Kislyak and other Russian meetings?

It's pretty likely that Sessions was spied on as well since he was a prominent member of the campaign and within the 2-step FISA rule.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

I found it disappointing that Sessions couldn't make an argument that his official business as a Senator was no basis for a recusal. He surrendered before they even asked him to.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (A6Xv7)

218 Ohh..ace has good updates.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

219 84
..."Chuck Schumer Demands"...




No, Donald Trump is "de mans!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (UsCnO)

220 More resignations, please. Then all the blue check faggots can compare this to the Red Wedding or something gay from Harry Potter because that's the only two cultural touchstones they have.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (oZ6kz)

221 Except Ted Cruz is on tape saying birthright citizenship is in the Constitution and we need to get over it.

That is four-dimensional chess to fool the Inquisitors in the Senate Confirmation Trial.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (boNFp)

222 The response to the Dems should be two words. One is "off". You can guess the other.


Wax?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (DmiQc)

223 UPDATE



See above!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (EOfHE)

224 Hast Trump been impeached yet?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (kbp55)

225 193


@EmeraldRobinson

BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (+om3e)


Hey did something important happen last night. I forgot.

Hell even Jim Acosta beating up WH interns seems like a week ago.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

226 ''Claire (a fat girl's name) McCaskill''

See Claire Fraser on "Outlander". Not fat, not too skinny. Just right.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (jm1YL)

227 216
194 My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)



Available for what?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

nope, not going to answer that one........................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (UsCnO)

228 UPDATE

Joan Collins!

...what...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (AM1GF)

229 "Senator Cruz, why didn't you act to prevent your father from killing JFK?"

"Well first of all he didn't, and second of all I wasn't born until 1970."

"YOU SICKEN ME WITH YOUR LIES TED!"

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

230 Bloody Wednesday!

This is awesome!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (pUDQf)

231 Looks like a nice day for Don Corleone Trump to take Rosenstein for a boat ride.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

232 Between Michigan and Minnesota, we have virtually a Middle Eastern country to our north.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

Hay dere now.
Just a darn minute!

Posted by: Wisconsin at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (88+cf)

233 Except Ted Cruz is on tape saying birthright citizenship is in the Constitution and we need to get over it.

I think Cruz is one of those "if a judge says it, it must be right" kinda guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

234 Speaking of recusals, shouldn't the NAZI Drumpf recuse himself from the Presidency and then Humanity because stuff?

Posted by: Upchuck Schemer at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (6eEQ+)

235 It's pretty likely that Sessions was spied on as well since he was a prominent member of the campaign and within the 2-step FISA rule.



He might have been guilty of something. He certainly acted like it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (DmiQc)

236 Claire (a fat girl's name)

+++

All the Clare's I know are knockouts

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (I/03s)

237 What's the scoop with AZ and MT sen races?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (kbp55)

238 Venom, the comic book character.
Posted by: mpfs

I nominate The Punisher.

Posted by: Biergood at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (uGKH7)

239 Should we be cheering or booing???

Posted by: jon stewart's audience at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (Evws/)

240 Trump is the master at controlling the narrative. Dems won the house and he sucks the oxygen out of that gloat fest party.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu)

241
My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

Available for what?


Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)



Anything

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (TAmPV)

242 158 I hope he gets cast in the Henry Gibson role in the new all-female remake of The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:46 PM

....

Or Dean Whiteman in the all-female remake of Animal House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM (jZQUe)

Oh! The Marlon Brando role... in the all-female remake of Apackoflips Now!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2018 03:51 PM

....

Or, perhaps...

Arch-villain Ernst Snoozo Snorfeld in the all female Jane's Bond 007.

Starring sexy Bond Guy James Acosta as Cucky Galore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (jZQUe)

243 Venom, the comic book character.
Posted by: mpfs

I nominate The Punisher.
Posted by: Biergood


Judge Dredd.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (AM1GF)

244 Fuck Chuck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM


How many f*cks would a F*ckChuck f*ck, if a F*uckChuck could f*ck Chuck?

Posted by: Philosomoron Numbah 10 at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (ctuyM)

245 What I hate about O'Rourk? He's exactly like Obama. And the dems want another empty suit who is youngish and says things that don't make sense but feel good to the stupid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (jUVms)

246 Holy crap, Nan Palsi asked for, and got a rousing cheer for pre-existing conditions. NOT covering pe-s, just pre-existing conditions themselves. she' not right. slurred speech; Im thinking stroke/strokes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (1G5+m)

247 Hey, Rosie. Let's go out to Jersey. I gotta pick up some cannoli.

Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (1beh4)

248 I'm just not sure who Abbott would appoint. I'd nominate myself, but it's clear I don't have the capabilities. I don't think Guam can capsize and I'm pretty sure that Crimea isn't anywhere near Japan.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
Well, not on the map. But Crimea was ceded to Japan following the Russ-Japanese war - so it *is* Japanese territory.

(in case anyone freaks out, I know - but I am thinking of dropping things like this where *actual* morons congregate)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)

249 "OMG - this. 30 years of whining about Cruz as a Supreme. Yes yes yes yes yes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG) "

The neverending flow of lefty tears will solve our energy problems too.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

250 Rosenstein gets the axe I hope we get a flaming skull

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (T4oHT)

251 Might be a long day...

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (q177U)

252 Is that from The Warriors? What about if they all wore skates?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (I/03s)

That would be ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs)

253 Why Roddy the FISA warrant signer was allowed to remain has always been baffling. Apparently it was merely a case of keeping an ineffectual asshole in place and not some dotting I and crossing t bullshit

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (U7k5w)

254 Rosensteiiiiiiiin! Come out and play-ayyyyyy!

Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

255 We may have lost the House, but at least now America is spared James Cromwell rioting in the streets.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7HtZB)

256 The Great Lakes Caliphate. All, sadly, as I have forseen.

Who else is going to live in that Arctic Wasteland and underwrite the underfunded public sector pensions?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (boNFp)

257 -
--
There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.


Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM

--------------------

Sealed? Pfft. That's pussy stuff. My indictments are all walrussed.



Posted by: Soooper Q at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (pMGkg)

258 BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN
**
I knew there would be a bloodbath this week. What other limp wristed deep staters could be next??

Posted by: dananjcon at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (xqfqx)

259 Holy crap, Nan Palsi asked for, and got a rousing cheer for pre-existing conditions. NOT covering pe-s, just pre-existing conditions themselves. she' not right. slurred speech; Im thinking stroke/strokes.

====

speaker pelosi is a bit of a stretch

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)

260 O hai Rod. we were just talking about you. a little to the left. further. further.

Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (nFwvY)

261 I really hope Rosendick walks into the meeting like Pesci in Goodfellas.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (oZ6kz)

262 God, I like that one.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)

263 So all it took to get rid of RosenCuck and Jeffy McSnooze was losing a few house seats?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (kbp55)

264 Rod, you're not fired but your new duties are to keep the break room clean. - Trump


'I resign!' - Rosenpenis


'What a shame. We needed a good janitor.' - Trump

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (pUDQf)

265 About your suggestion, Chucky: FYNQ. Actually, you don't even get an NQ. Just FU. And the chicken you rode in on.

Posted by: Matthew G. Whitaker at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (6eEQ+)

266 How did Schmucky Schemer know that Whitaker was the replacement?

How long as he known it?

Why do I have a feeling the All of Washington likes to hide lots of stuff from the American People?

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (vpH4d)

267 250: Please let him get fired and not get an honorable resignation. He's a disgrace

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (U7k5w)

268

ACE for AG!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (flOBQ)

269 186
all this 4 dimensional chess hurts muh brain. why not be direct and confront the bad actors and release the warrants?

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero


Because, shut up. That's why.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)

270 Well ... shaping up to be the best midterm loss a sitting President ever had.

I know absentee voting can be kinda' sketchy ... but I'm really thinking about mailing in my Trump 2020 ballot now. Why wait ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (0GJk6)

271 188
Is today Bloody Wednesday? Are all the roadblocks to justice being removed??



Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 03:54 PM (pUDQf)


Today we settle all family business.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (+6jVU)

272 Anyone who is a not a strident anti-Trump Democrat must recuse themselves from all DOJ business, or its unconstitutional.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (1beh4)

273 Ted Cruz - Abbott won the governership so he can appoint the next Senator."

Yeah, 'bout that. The rumor mill has it that Ted will be the next Supreme, and Abbott gets to pick the new Senator from the Great State of Texas.

If that happens... wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (6qErC)

That really would be the best place for Ted.

He sucks at campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK

Holy Cow. The chess pieces are moving fast This is like the exciting fourth act of a great play.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (XROPS)

274 Well, not on the map. But Crimea was ceded to Japan following the Russ-Japanese war - so it *is* Japanese territory.



(in case anyone freaks out, I know - but I am thinking of dropping things like this where *actual* morons congregate)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
Shit, you bastard! You made me think about that for a minute! Hoist on my own petard!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (37IEG)

275 Until Sessions came to prominence, I didn't think a Senator could be lazier than Fred Thompson. I think he heard DOJ, found a picture of some judges, and figured they were in granny clampett style sleeping gowns. He jumped at that, like a four year old at a mattress store, and the whole department let him sleep, because a comatose boss won't cramp your style, or keep you on task.

Posted by: Dalek at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (EKZrX)

276 I hope Whitaker has the balls to tell Suck Choomer to FOAD, and while he's at it, how about investigating the rampant corruption ongoing in his pal Cummo's administration. he won't look into that, because he has no desire to fertilze the Hudson river.

Posted by: DireGypsy at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (4WbxL)

277 236 All the Clare's I know are knockouts
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 03:58 PM (I/03s)

"ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE!"

--Christian Slater

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

278 all this 4 dimensional chess hurts muh brain. why not be direct and confront the bad actors and release the warrants?

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero

Because, shut up. That's why.

==============

uh oh muller considering snoozy resigning obstruction because he has unlimited power to charge anyone with anything and trump has had to live with this bullshit for 2 years because sessions was such a dipshit.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (7J5t2)

279 Today we settle all family business.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (+6jVU)

That keeps ringing in my ears.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (XROPS)

280 Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)

That would be Minnesotastan.

This means he will be able to cause more trouble than in the House.

Also redistricting and other suits will be joined with other states.

WTF is with the Lutherans in Minnesota?

Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now?

And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (yT99I)

281 All the Clare's I know are knockouts
===============
Its a line from John Hughes "Breakfast Club"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (1G5+m)

282 PDT: "Rod. I'm willing to give you one more chance to prove yourself to me. This Acosta guy needs.....handling. Get back to me when you've taken care of the problem. Just keep it clean, okay?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

283 Skip a couple hours to teach and I miss everything.

I was kind of hoping McConnell would shitcan Murkowski from as many committees as he could overnight, once it was known we would hold the Senate.

But I'll take this too.

Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (hLSZ3)

284 241


My understanding is that Megyn Kelly may be available, if President Trump moves quickly.



Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at November 07, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)



Available for what?





Posted by: joncelli, totally not doing this for money at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)







Anything

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 03:59 PM (TAmPV)




I'm crying.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

285 In the Ted Cruz to SCOTUS scenario, are we thinking he replaces Thomas who takes this opportunity to retire?

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)

286 Wait wait...did Guy Ritchie write the script for today? Because all of a sudden a lot of the character plot lines are slamming together in what is going to be a very entertaining way.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (37IEG)

287

Ya know, Jeff Sessions would be a brilliant AG!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (flOBQ)

288 Next senate pick is gonna be a gurl, you can bank on it. Chuck doesn't qualify.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)

289 108 Ted Cruz - Abbott won the governership so he can appoint the next Senator.

I wonder if that's why Cruz didn't spend all that much time on the campaign trail.......

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)

290 Why do I have a feeling the All of Washington likes to hide lots of stuff from the American People?
Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ctuyM)

291 281 All the Clare's I know are knockouts

....

All the Clare's I know are knocked out

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (jZQUe)

292 speaker pelosi is a bit of a stretch

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)


Trump offered her some Republican votes.

MASTER Troll!

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (uU9ws)

293 71 Jerry needs to threaten to eat Whittaker, that would be something to take seriously.
----------------------
Whittaker just needs to invite Nadler to his offices and tell the maintenance people to turn off the elevator. Nadler will have a heart attack after climbing the stairs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

294 "ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE!"

--Christian Slater
Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

--Judd Nelson.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (XROPS)

295 All this is about 18 months too late.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ApGrO)

296 Thomas retire? No. I was really hoping Ruthie would be called home by Jesus sometime this afternoon. You know, after she goes fishing with Mattis.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)

297 Watched an old 2017 article with Whitaker on CNN.


This guy is NOT fucking around.


Depending on further due diligence I would be ECSTATIC for this guy to be AG.


Also wrote an op-ed in mid 2016 saying he WOULD HAVE prosecuted Killary!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (q+HNC)

298 Buh bye Rosie,don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (BXMxN)

299
That would be ghey.

++++

So would bowlers and shit

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (I/03s)

300 The only Clare I can think of is that annoying chick in the crappy latest Jurassic Park sequels. You know the redhead that's supposed to be hot but looks like a 40 year old alcoholic?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)

301 03s)

"ANSWER THE QUESTION, CLAIRE!"

--Christian Slater
Judd Nelson?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (1G5+m)

302 What a day!

Trump sure isn't acting like he lost.

He already wrote chapter 2 of his playbook before the midterms and is executing it perfectly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (1beh4)

303 So Trump just became The Godfather.

Amazing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (pUDQf)

304 the judge in Manafort's trial had it right.

How can Mueller have the power he has without a Senate Confirmation?

Mueller was given for power and scope in what and how he could investigate. Way beyond any given to a confirmed appointee.

This needs to be fixed somehow or brought up as a means to either shut Mueller down or make him face confirmation with a revision of the scope of the investigation.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (yT99I)

305 I would have believed / hoped to God that Sessions was doing something with Huber, but we never heard anything about Grand Juries. Absolutely Not A Thing.

Not grand jury testimony, but people, especially self important Democrats bitching about having to testify at the GJ.

When I didn't hear that, I knew we were screwed.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (vpH4d)

306 Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now?

And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?

=====

no, I heard all immigrants, even jumpy trigger happy retards from a bizarre religion who slaughtered each other to pieces during a civil war that required UN oversight (and resulted in dozens of deaths of US service members) are just like us and...no wait...are BETTER than us and just want to live here to have a better life by cutting off clits and marrying siblings to each other.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (7J5t2)

307 ''ACE for AG!''

Finally! We've all been thinking it for 2 years but we're afraid to utter the thought lest it bring bad mojo to the idea. Now that it's out in the open I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Now I can worry about that OSU-MSU game this weekend.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (jm1YL)

308 Not fat, not too skinny. Just right.

is she a real humdinger? because I like 'em like that.

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (QMG5F)

309 Oh, and Claire Danes, who was a real cutie but spelled differently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

310 There are over 61,000 sealed indictments. Feel free to check Pacer yourself like others have done.


Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:48 PM



Somebody was able to cram 61,000 indictments into a Pacer?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (EOfHE)

311 280 Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 03:52 PM (T4oHT)

That would be Minnesotastan.

This means he will be able to cause more trouble than in the House.

Also redistricting and other suits will be joined with other states.

WTF is with the Lutherans in Minnesota?

Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now?

And Montana too. Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:02 PM (yT99I)

A ton of them were sent to the French-speaking part of Maine, too, for some reason.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (UnA8+)

312 Let the bodies fall without prejudice.

In August 2017, Whitaker wrote an opinion article for CNN criticizing Mueller.

"It is time for Rosenstein, who is the acting attorney general for the purposes of this investigation, to order Mueller to limit the scope of his investigation to the four corners of the order appointing him special counsel."

He also wrote an article for USA Today arguing that the Justice Department should indict Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oiNtH)

313 If I were Rosenstein, I would avoid exiting any Justice Department building through revolving doors.

Posted by: pincorrect at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (OyTNy)

314 Attorney General of the United States Gary Busey.


That sounds pretty good, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

315 300 The only Clare I can think of is that annoying chick in the crappy latest Jurassic Park sequels. You know the redhead that's supposed to be hot but looks like a 40 year old alcoholic?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)


Claire Forlani.

Smoke show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (pUDQf)

316 Next stop on the hit list is this baker's dozen of bear claws, delivered to Sotomayor's house.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

317 Gang, just remember the important thing is appointments to the federal courts. With a stronger Senate Mitch can keep pushing those nominees through.
Think long term end game.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (Z91br)

318 I hope 'New Guy' has a hard on for the worthless and totally corrupt FBI.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)

319 Shit, you bastard! You made me think about that for a minute! Hoist on my own petard!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:01 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
Another good one is the "as it's known in Europe" gambit. For example:
"According to astronomers - or, as they're known in Europe, 'astrologers' - ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (I2dne)

320 RR's resignation has been rumored before. Trumps got all the leverage now though, RR signed one of those FISA warrants.

Posted by: Iron Wombat at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (/qASX)

321 You know the redhead that's supposed to be hot but looks like a 40 year old alcoholic?"

Wait, what?

*contemplates renting the last couple of dino flix*

That's the sweet spot, dude!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (6qErC)

322 hat would be ghey.

++++

So would bowlers and shit



And yet, codpieces are not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (DmiQc)

323 All this is about 18 months too late.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM (ApGrO)

----------------

PDT obviously timed this for a reason. So far he has shown that he knows what he's doing in this regard.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (I16G8)

324 Thanks to everyone who answered my question about Sessions in the last thread!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (9hauA)

325 speaker pelosi is a bit of a stretch

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (7J5t2)

Trump offered her some Republican votes.

MASTER Troll!

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trump need to offer her fucking electrical brain stimulation treatment.

speaker...bit of a stretch...cause she can't talk good. What is this, a speaker for ants!!!

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:06 PM (7J5t2)

326 316
Next stop on the hit list is this baker's dozen of bear claws, delivered to Sotomayor's house.

Take the gun. Leave the bear claws.

Posted by: pincorrect at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (OyTNy)

327
''ACE for AG!''

He could wear a bag over his head like the Unknown Comic.


The Unknown AG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

328 Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)

329 ''Is it all because of all the Somalis living in Minneapolis now? ''

We've got a shit ton of them in Columbus, OH. A shit ton. Damn church charities brought them in by the boatload.

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (jm1YL)

330 Do cabinet positions still require 60 votes in the Senate for confirmation?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (so+oy)

331 All the Claire's I know are...how you say...knocked up.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (EOfHE)

332 Somebody was able to cram 61,000 indictments into a Pacer?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:05 PM (EOfHE)
++++++++
Two words: Zip Disk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

333 Mueller was given for power and scope in what and how he could investigate. Way beyond any given to a confirmed appointee.

Yeah and his original investigation came to the obvious conclusion everyone sane knew ahead of time: there's nothing there and only an idiot even thinks there was.

So ... his job is done. He finished the investigation and should have been shut down, months ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (39g3+)

334

Claire Chennault. What a face...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (/9p9e)

335 If you snooze, you must recuse!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

336 Is that where the secret buses full of illegal were sent during the bad times of Shah Obama?



yep,, they were intentionally distributed to majority-white areas for a reason

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (VckGX)

337 Somebody was able to cram 61,000 indictments into a Pacer?"

Sure. That rounded "bubble" shape was surprisingly roomy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (6qErC)

338 I wonder if that's why Cruz didn't spend all that much time on the campaign trail.......

Kavanaugh trial kept him off the campaign trail. You may recall it was a pretty close vote.

Posted by: Mitch Ryder at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (QMG5F)

339 If I were Rosenstein, I would avoid exiting any Justice Department building through revolving doors.


No massages.

Posted by: Moe Green at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (DmiQc)

340 Forlani was in Mallrats (an under appreciated film) The JP babe is Dallas Howard. and she can outrun a TRex in high heels so there's that.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (xceTB)

341 Incredibly, the 'Q' grift is continuing as I type.

LOL

Suckers are born every minute = truth.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

342 329: And these bastards would burn the churches and smash the priests to a pulp if given a chance. Stupid people

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)

343 Mewler must be shitting himself right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G8)

344 Next on the list: Barzini and Mo Green.

Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (hLSZ3)

345 no, I heard all immigrants, even jumpy trigger happy retards from a bizarre religion who slaughtered each other to pieces during a civil war that required UN oversight (and resulted in dozens of deaths of US service members) are just like us and...no wait...are BETTER than us and just want to live here to have a better life by cutting off clits and marrying siblings to each other.

===

oh right, and a better life by scamming idiot retard shit fucks in Minnesota out of MILLIONS of dollars by scamming....no what?...childcare? huh? Who fucking gives out millions of dollars.

we are too dumb to have lasted this long as a nation.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (7J5t2)

346 Claire Forlani.

Smoke show.


Bryce Dallas Howard
She looks like Chris Pratt's mom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (39g3+)

347 So, exactly what gives Chucky Schumer the idea that he's in any position to demand any damn thing? I'm kind of confused. He's in charge of...what?

Posted by: Antisocialist at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (2shuf)

348 If this Whitaker was the right guy for the AG job, we would have already heard of him slamming his dick on a conference table or biting off someone's ear.

This isn't a time for moderates.

Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/roJx)

349 Attorney General of the United States Gary Busey.

Trump to Schumer: Do you smoke? Pull out your lighter.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (TUU1F)

350 330 Do cabinet positions still require 60 votes in the Senate for confirmation?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (so+oy)


Yes.
From what little I've read so far, Trump can take his time ad watch the Dems squirm as long as they want with this 'temporary' appointment.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (uU9ws)

351 343 Mewler must be shitting himself right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G


I would love it if he and Andrew Weissmann get reamed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/9p9e)

352 I just love the fresh smell of bipartisanship not even one full day past the election.

Posted by: Still deplorable, now with more balls at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (zZAjV)

353 Claire Chennault. What a face...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (/9p9e)
+++++++++++
That right there is what people visualize when they hear "hardened war aviator."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (I2dne)

354
Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)


For shits and giggles, I watched a panel at CNN that consisted in part of Jake Tapped Out and other assorted weasels, and their hair was on fire because PDT is "picking fights with the press."

It was hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

355 supposedly, Kelly fired Sleepy Jeff...

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status /1060263316520665089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (Dagiw)

356 The indictments are all real, those are independent of the AG leaving office. What they need is a hard-charging life taker and heart breaker in that office to make them go somewhere. Stuff is in motion, they just had no leadership to make it happen and 5,000 people dragging their feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

A Secret indictment can't be held indefinately, can it?

I mean, once an indictment is let, they must try to serve it, they can't just sit on it forever? Because that would seem to go against your Right to a speedy trial.


Especially if it is done in order to give an advantage to the prosecution.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NgKpN)

357 Hollywood gets fixated on women who really aren't up to the role or looks sometimes. For a while Rene Russo was the it girl when she was barely attractive in her youth, but they kept casting her over and over in these alleged hot woman roles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (39g3+)

358 Don't you wonder if Mueller expected Sessions to be gone? Heh.
I wonder if they're down to counting how many rounds they each have left over there.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)

359 348 If this Whitaker was the right guy for the AG job, we would have already heard of him slamming his dick on a conference table or biting off someone's ear.

This isn't a time for moderates.
Posted by: Jwest at November 07, 2018 04:09 PM (/roJx)


I was hoping for a Christian Adams just so he could dismantle Eric Holder's sewer of the Civil Rights Division.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)

360 342 329: And these bastards would burn the churches and smash the priests to a pulp if given a chance. Stupid people
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)


The danger of people more focused on the next world than this world.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (0GJk6)

361 In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, amen.

Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (VcV0G)

362 "You know the redhead that's supposed to be hot but looks like a 40 year old alcoholic?"

Bro, have you even *seen* Bryce Dallas Howard? I don't care if her dad is a Scientologist, I'd....I'll stop there.

Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (hLSZ3)

363 So would bowlers and shit
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:04 PM


To borrow a phrase from a friend of mine, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ctuyM)

364 ''Forlani was in Mallrats''. Pretty, pretty girl. Wasn't she in that movie with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins where Pitt was the grim reaper or something?

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)

365 Rosenstein on his way to the White House for a "meeting."

Heh.


I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

366 Clair de Lune is an incredibly beautiful piece, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (jZQUe)

367 365 Rosenstein on his way to the White House for a "meeting."

Heh.


I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx.....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)



"How's the Italian food in this joint?"

"I don't know, but the matzo ball soup is terrif."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (/9p9e)

368 285 In the Ted Cruz to SCOTUS scenario, are we thinking he replaces Thomas who takes this opportunity to retire?
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
______________________

No, RBG.

He is very well vetted by his 2016 presidential run. If there is anything negative about him, the Democrats and especially the GOPe Establishment would have brought it out.

Whoever we put up to take the RBG or Breyer seat will need to be bulletproof. And have balls of steel, because he and his entire family will be in the crosshairs of every Democrat, NeverTrumper, and the bloodsport media.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (vpH4d)

369 360: Not sure that bringing in death and destruction "by the boatload" qualifies as good works.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (U7k5w)

370 Speaking as an Iowan and Hawkeye - Matt Whitaker is the shit.
5 year Hawkeye Football Scholly - graduated in 3 yrs and the football program paid for his first two years of Law School

Posted by: Hobbiehawk at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (Qot/z)

371 That's all right. These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one. You know, you gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (so+oy)

372 Rosie? Won't see him no more.

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (DmiQc)

373 Pappy Boyington was no china figurine either...

talk about a "war face"

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (Dagiw)

374 354


Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...



Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)

For
shits and giggles, I watched a panel at CNN that consisted in part of
Jake Tapped Out and other assorted weasels, and their hair was on fire
because PDT is "picking fights with the press."

It was hilarious.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah he's supposed to just stand there while that April someone or other punches him in the dick.

The really aren't reporters anymore. What do they think they do all day. Yeesh.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

375 I have a question about Tester/Rosendale. Why can't WE demand a gazillion recounts the way those bastards do? Use it to dreg up every bit of vote fraud out there. If it's war, we really should be fighting.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (59GGI)

376 Rene Russo , on the stairs in Thomas Crown for the win. Things young chicks can't do for $500 Alex.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (xceTB)

377 RE: Acosta.

It'd be a lot more satisfying if PDT called a couple of barrel-chested goons to pull Acosta's poop-streaked underwear over his head and carry him out upside-down by his legs.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (UnA8+)

378 Schumer is out trying to delegitimize Whitaker and will fail. Schumer is in no position to demand anything and Trump knows it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH)

379 Claire Chennault. What a face.

+++

Betty Grable! Nice gams!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (I/03s)

380 Montana is a real disappointment. What happened to my Blue Sky state?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (wJ+c3)

381 Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is heading to the White House for a 4 p.m. ET meeting - Fox/CNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 03:47 PM (aPsQQ)

This is getting interesting.
Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 03:49 PM (aN6O


He could be summoned to a meeting in the Saudi Embassy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:12 PM (nR2Re)

382 why do I feel we are at the Baby Christening part of The Godfather

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)

383 It'd be a lot more satisfying if PDT called a couple of barrel-chested goons"

"Moose, Rocko - help the Judge find his wallet"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (6qErC)

384 I have a question about Tester/Rosendale. Why can't WE demand a gazillion recounts the way those bastards do?

"There are some things a gentleman simply doesn't DO, sir"
--NeverTrumpers and GOPe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)

385 Bryce Dallas Howard.

Me.

Viking helmet.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (ApGrO)

386 Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

387 LOL

Toll booth on the turnpike would be better. Many holes.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)

388 375: We have too many Sessions among us, we like to honorably die on the battlefield

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (U7k5w)

389 Rosenstein about to taste a little Novichok?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

390 375 The funny thing about Tester calling Rosendale a carpetbagger is it is the liberal trash that has invaded that state that preserved his win. U Montana is Berkeley with snow.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (xceTB)

391 How nice to take the purple ripple off the front page and fire up the base. It's almost like Trump is thinking ahead or something.

Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (VcV0G)

392
364 ''Forlani was in Mallrats''. Pretty, pretty girl. Wasn't she in that movie with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins where Pitt was the grim reaper or something?
Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)


Yes. Meet Joe Black. She's a looker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (pUDQf)

393 ffs

>>I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx....


LOL

Toll booth on the turnpike would be better. Many holes.




Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)

394 382 why do I feel we are at the Baby Christening part of The Godfather
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)


Well, we do have some "buffers" now in the Senate...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

395 So is the new Acting AG gonna haul Mueller in and ask him if he feels he is within the bounds of his charter?


Will he find a "cause" to fire Mueller in that he grossly overstepped his charge by going after matters unrelated to "Russian Collusion"?



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

396 James Mattis put a gun to Rosenstein's head, and Trump told him that either his blood or his signature would be on that resignation letter.

That's a true story.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (hLSZ3)

397 Montana is a real disappointment. What happened to my Blue Sky state?

"Shucks I sure wonder"
--thousands of leftists moving into the state to escape the hell holes they created

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)

398 340 Forlani was in Mallrats (an under appreciated film)

I think she started the "hot girls with glasses" trend, which I totally approve of.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

399 He is very well vetted by his 2016 presidential run. If there is anything negative about him, the Democrats and especially the GOPe Establishment would have brought it out.

Whoever we put up to take the RBG or Breyer seat will need to be bulletproof. And have balls of steel, because he and his entire family will be in the crosshairs of every Democrat, NeverTrumper, and the bloodsport media.


Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:11 PM


No...the Dems showed us with Kavanagh that any woman at any time can make a claim and must be believed.
Of course she can lie, but I bet DiFi already has a stack of letters...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (EOfHE)

400
why do I feel we are at the Baby Christening part of The Godfather

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)


Fredo on the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

401 Odds on some flaming skulls showing up today?

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (q177U)

402 Hey Rosenstein.


Try the veal. Best in the City.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

403 Bryce Dallas Howard.

Me.

Viking helmet.

Some assembly required."

That the dino pic reference actress? The intwebz says "yes plz"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (6qErC)

404 Take the calzone leave the MAGA hat

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (4ErVI)

405 397 Montana is a real disappointment. What happened to my Blue Sky state?

"Shucks I sure wonder"
--thousands of leftists moving into the state to escape the hell holes they created
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)


And create future hellholes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

406 Scaramucci for AG! Make it a thing people.

Posted by: Someguy at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (qt8Bt)

407 386 Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

I wish someone could hack into their stupid chyron and replace it like what we do here w/ stupid trolls.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

408 Meet Joe Black. She's a looker.

Great movie, too. That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

409 Has AARBG died yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

410 Although I have a good relationship with my boss, I still get nervous when I am asked to meet with him. I can't even imagine what Rosenstein is thinking now. Shit, I think that I would just asked to be canned over the phone.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH)

411 "Rod, the Air Pinochet chopper out on the lawn will take you in any direction you want to go."

Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

412 Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying
"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

-------------

It would be kinda nice if they were to explain exactly why he should recuse himself. It's a stretch, I know.....

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (I16G8)

413 What the hell is it with Arizona and no updates to any vote totals?

Did Kyrsten's Enema have to rent a couple of extra Buicks?

Posted by: Furious George at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (9vQJW)

414 Nadler is the designated Dem bag man to get Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (Zvj7s)

415 402 Hey Rosenstein.

Try the veal. Best in the City.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)


The first time I ever heard the word "meh" was when Virgil Solozzo (Al Lettieri) said it to Don Corleone at the meeting in the Genco office.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

416 We have a job opening for a Keebler Elf.

Posted by: Nabisco at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (sLvAU)

417 Can we discuss a boycott of Fox News? Everything but TuCa, Hannity, and Ingraham. Maybe Shannon Bream.

Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (hLSZ3)

418 >>>Mewler must be shitting himself right now.


#BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (q177U)

419 I think she started the "hot girls with glasses" trend, which I totally approve of.

At the risk of attracting a troll, I think Winona Ryder wore glasses for a few roles after that, following the trend. And I agree, full approval.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (39g3+)

420 409 Has AARBG died yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

She plans to live forever.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)

421 "Take the calzone leave the MAGA hat"

Winner!

Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (VcV0G)

422 75 Sen. Schumer, in the case of the People and Their Helicopters vs. You, how do you plead - Guilty, or Extremely Guilty?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 07, 2018 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought the allowable pleas were "take the drop" or "lick the prop"?

Posted by: Dalek at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (EKZrX)

423 "Rod, the Air Pinochet chopper out on the lawn will take you in any direction you want to go."
Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
++++++++
... as long as it's up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I2dne)

424 414 Nadler is the designated Dem bag man to get Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (Zvj7s)


Good luck with that. The Democrats are going to go all out to impeach and sabotage everything.

And that will ensure a Trump landslide, such as we can have one these days, in 2020 and a retaking of the House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

425 Mewler must be shitting himself right now.




If he'd like a break, I'll shit him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

426 I have an ex who looked just like Claire Forlani. One that got away right there.

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (VckGX)

427 328 Have to say I was just happy with PDT's smack down of Acosta. The rest is just frosting! Or icing! You know what I mean...
-------------------------
Burnt Bacon Sprinkles?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM)

428 Dow surges 500 post Snoozy resignation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (kbp55)

429 She plans to live forever.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)
The best laid plans of shriveled up little rats and men often go astray.

Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)

430 She plans to live forever.

"Yeah, so did that guy with the three full barns"
--God

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)

431 Meet Joe Black. She's a looker.

Great movie, too. That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

Kalifornia was the movie that confirmed it for me. He should have received an Academy Award for that one.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (A6Xv7)

432 Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (7J5t2)

The US isn't dumb.

We're just too kind and forgiving to our enemies who have none and will be relentless.

Many Muslims do not understand that the countries they come from are poor and dangerous BECAUSE OF ISLAM!

Take a look at wherever it takes hold. Standard of living goes down, crime goes up. Economy goes in the toilet.

It's almost as if it's on purpose *tongue in cheek*

I think that's one of the reasons the Protestant church did so well because the Catholic church was the same way as Islam for quite a while and still is in some countries. They're dogma demands poverty it seems.

Protestants understand that the Lord helps those who help themselves and not just others. Bring on the Capitalism whereas the Catholics embrace communism. Except where there's actual like communism.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (yT99I)

433 That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty

+++

Kalifornia.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I/03s)

434

"You Only Live Twice" bridge over Blofeld's piranha pond...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

435
''Forlani was in Mallrats''. Pretty, pretty girl. Wasn't she in that movie with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins where Pitt was the grim reaper or something?

Posted by: Tuna at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)


Yes, Meet Joe Black.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (TAmPV)

436 Bahaha...over on Dem Undies, they want to set up a 'go fund me' for Mueller should the reprehensible zealot Whitaker cut off Mueller's funding. They'll contribute!

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (RFh5Y)

437 That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

Added bonus ... we didn't have to rescue him from Occupied France. And Mars. And some ice planet on the other side of a wormhole.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (0GJk6)

438 412
Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying

"Acting AG Whitiker has not yet recused himself from Mueller probe"

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (G0vdT)



-------------



It would be kinda nice if they were to explain exactly why he should recuse himself. It's a stretch, I know.....

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (I16G


Yeesh.....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

439 I don't think it takes 60 votes to confirm a cabinet appointment. If that were true, we never would have gotten Pruitt or DeVos.

Posted by: Toad-O at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (cct0t)

440 >>>414 Nadler is the designated Dem bag man to get Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court
Posted by: Anna Puma a


hmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (PbpT7)

441 Odds on some flaming skulls showing up today?
Posted by: Max Power at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (q177U)

------------------

If Rosenstein gets whacked or resigns, count on it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G8)

442 421 "Take the calzone leave the MAGA hat"

Winner!
Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:16 PM (VcV0G)
------
I thought it was cannolis.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (0GJk6)

444 Kelly...can you get me off the hook? For old times sake....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)

445 Whoever said the race in MI is not over was correct... I just checked the SoS website here: https://mielections.us/election/results/2018GEN_CENR.html and James is only .16% down.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (F/KeJ)

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (PbpT7)

447 >>I think the driver is gonna make a hard U-tutrn and head straight to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx....

LOL

Toll booth on the turnpike would be better. Many holes.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)


I'm thinking he'll be jamming the revolving door when Rosenstein is in it, and then blasting him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (nR2Re)

448
Dow set to closer near +545.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

449 ACE for AG!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 07, 2018 04:00 PM (flOBQ)


Not only does the AG not have to be a lawyer. The Pope doesn't have to be an ordained priest. The college of cardinals can just elect anyone.

Given that RCCs are 1 billion+ and they have a sex abuse scandal going on, I think that the priority should lean towards getting Francis to resign and having Ace appointed as the new Pope. Sure AG is important, but this outweighs it I think.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/qEW2)

450 Added bonus ... we didn't have to rescue him from Occupied France. And Mars. And some ice planet on the other side of a wormhole.

"Matt DAAAaaaamon"
--Matt Damon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)

451 A

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (3W5cQ)

452 Too Late ... heading to Barrel.

Cannon Ball !!!

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (0GJk6)

453 >>> I don't think it takes 60 votes to confirm a cabinet appointment. If that were true, we never would have gotten Pruitt or DeVos.

It no longer does. Thanks Harry Reid!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (PbpT7)

454 "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"But you told him...."

"heh - I never said it would take him where he wanted to go"

Posted by: Donnie_Twoscoops at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)

455 445 Whoever said the race in MI is not over was correct... I just checked the SoS website here: https://mielections.us/election/results/2018GEN_CENR.html and James is only .16% down.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (F/KeJ)


Jamey Mack. Be the hokey fly! REALLY?!

Oh please...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

456 439 I don't think it takes 60 votes to confirm a cabinet appointment. If that were true, we never would have gotten Pruitt or DeVos.

Posted by: Toad-O at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (cct0t)


It takes 60 votes to bring a nominee to the floor.

And also, barrel. You forgot a [ /i ] closure.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (uU9ws)

457 Somebody italic is going into the barrel.

Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

458 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
53m
BREAKING: Docs filed in federal court in NY reveal the FBI agent working the Cesar Sayoc case cannot describe the so-called "energetic material" the FBI director claimed was inside Sayoc's 13 IEDs,meaning there is still no evidence any of the "bombs" actually contained explosives

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (+om3e)

459 The italicans are coming!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (3W5cQ)

460 Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (jZQUe)

461 433 That's the film that made me very reluctantly admit that Brad Pitt is actually a great actor and not just ridiculously pretty

+++

Kalifornia.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (I/03s)

True Romance.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (aN6O8)

462 whoopsie!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (jjaLl)

463 Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying...

If Trump were to one-term it, he could start a media and media distribution/ISP empire to compete with all the shit that's clogging the airwaves, cable, and the internet. One guy gets 50% of the nation's business.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (lK7fO)

464 why do I feel we are at the Baby Christening part of The Godfather

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 07, 2018 04:13 PM (+om3e)

Fredo on the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going with the Christening. Rosenstein just removed his glasses for his rub down.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (XROPS)

465 ace added updates --- sage words from Bill Kristol

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

466 >>>Given that RCCs are 1 billion+ and they have a sex abuse scandal going on, I think that the priority should lean towards getting Francis to resign and having Ace appointed as the new Pope

I'm game.

Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?

Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

467 Pope Ace.


I like it.

A lot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (ApGrO)

468 463 Fox News is getting as bad as CNN. They have a Chyron saying...

If Trump were to one-term it, he could start a media and media distribution/ISP empire to compete with all the shit that's clogging the airwaves, cable, and the internet. One guy gets 50% of the nation's business.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (lK7fO)


I would hope he does this on 1/21/25.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

469 444 Kelly...can you get me off the hook? For old times sake....
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 07, 2018 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
---

Can't do it Sali.

Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

470 Used to be 60 votes to confirm but HAHAHA!!!! the Dems introduced the nuclear option and now it is a simple majority.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (EOfHE)

471 Abrams can't sue in Hawaiian court, can she?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)

472 Hard to see how Ace could do worse a job than Franky. But he'd be dealing with a batch of admins in the Vatican working against him every single minute of every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

473 Donald never pauses. Usually Presidents take a day off after midterms...recover. But not Trump...Kabam!!

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (sLvAU)

474 Bahaha...over on Dem Undies, they want to set up a 'go fund me' for Mueller should the reprehensible zealot Whitaker cut off Mueller's funding. They'll contribute!
Posted by: lizabth


Ooooooh. Private pay for play.

Wonder how many laws that breaks?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (3W5cQ)

475 Too Late ... heading to Barrel.



Cannon Ball !!!

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (0GJk6)


Show off. I'd avoid landing on my head if I were you. I've seen.....things in there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

476 471 Abrams can't sue in Hawaiian court, can she?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)

Please don't say crazy shit like this that may come true.

Posted by: literally serious at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (aN6O8)

477 @EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources tell me Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein will be offering his resignation within the next 48 hours. #OANN



Yeah that would be perfect. Basically a "Wahhh I don't get to be in charge anymore so I'm leaving!" resignation.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (zRwJ/)

478 This is all because of gerrymandering!

Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)

479 If Trump were to one-term it, he could start a media and media distribution/ISP empire to compete with all the shit that's clogging the airwaves, cable, and the internet. One guy gets 50% of the nation's business.

-------------

What's to stop him from doing this during his 2nd term?

Posted by: SH at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

480 I stopped watching Fox last evening and went to MSNBC. they were more balanced, if you can believe it

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)

481 Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++
That is ... evocative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (I2dne)

482 I think that's one of the reasons the Protestant church did so well because the Catholic church was the same way as Islam for quite a while and still is in some countries. They're dogma demands poverty it seems.

Protestants understand that the Lord helps those who help themselves and not just others. Bring on the Capitalism whereas the Catholics embrace communism. Except where there's actual like communism.
Posted by: jakee308

.................

wtf? did you just arrive through a portal from Bizarro Earth?

Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (so+oy)

483 Fredo on the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

Does Rod know the words to the "Hail Mary?"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

484 Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?

Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky


Jesus cuts my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (3W5cQ)

485 Has AARBG died yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh my gosh. That would make this day sooo complete!

I denounce myself.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)

486 OOOOO that F-ing tweet by PDT.


Right in the nuts.


Blue Crush.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

487 Donny crazy bats Trumpioni I knew him from the neighborhood

Posted by: Vin the Chin at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (ICWiF)

488 Honestly, this is Trump's genius.

We have a Democrat Party who just won the House largely because they said they wouldn't be all impeachy and investigaty. They are really Trump supporters, pinky promise.

The ink isn't even dry on the election and they are already pissing all over that narrative. Because Trump is creating a constitutional crisis by doing his job, or something. And Kristol is dry-humping their leg.

Where the hell is that meme of Trump smiling and saying, "you're mad bro, aren't you. Yeah you're mad".?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (wJ+c3)

489 85 Has AARBG died yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh my gosh. That would make this day sooo complete!

I denounce myself.
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)

Fist bump...exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (a0IVu)

490 478
This is all because of gerrymandering!

Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)

Alex, I'll take who was Elbridge Gerry for $300.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)

491 I'm torn on Emerald Johnson. First that sounds like a bad made up name in a pulp novel or something from a James Bond movie. Its the kind of name a twee millennial mummy gives her baby girl when she isn't sure who the daddy is, and has wanted to call a girl that since she was 11 and got an emerald necklace from daddy.

On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)

492 Here is the CNN op ed by Matt Whitaker.

https://tinyurl.com/y9etfh6y

Probably posted many times already by others.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (b+Fr8)

493 Jamey Mack. Be the hokey fly! REALLY?!



Oh please...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

The SoS number are different than the numbers reported by the Press but the SoS numbers are actual counts so...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (F/KeJ)

494 I reject Skeletor and all of his works.

That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Skeletor's the bad guy?

Sauron?

Something with an S-

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

495 Hard to see how Ace could do worse a job than Franky. But he'd be dealing with a batch of admins in the Vatican working against him every single minute of every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)


Trump fired Pope Francis too?! Man, he is on a roll.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (sLvAU)

496 471
Abrams can't sue in Hawaiian court, can she?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)

We are working on that now.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)

497 Anon a mouse: "Moose, Rocko - help the Judge find his wallet"

What a nice interlude for levity.

You cannot go wrong with Caddyshack references. Always timely, always welcome.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (6eEQ+)

498 Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:17 PM (0GJk6)



NOM NOM NOM

Posted by: The Barrel at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (Dagiw)

499 Ya know what the best thing about all of this is?

Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..

Bigly.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)

500 483 Fredo on the boat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

Does Rod know the words to the "Hail Mary?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)


Well, he's been on a fishing expedition for two years now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (nR2Re)

501
Holy Shit.

I go to City Hall to pull permits and all chaos breaks out.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

502 I stopped watching Fox last evening and went to MSNBC. they were more balanced, if you can believe it
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
+++++++++
ABC did surprisingly well, too (well, other than the unmasked ebullience). I don't know if they learned their lesson from '16 or if it's just all good cause the Dems won something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (I2dne)

503 491 I'm torn on Emerald Johnson. First that sounds like a bad made up name in a pulp novel or something from a James Bond movie. Its the kind of name a twee millennial mummy gives her baby girl when she isn't sure who the daddy is, and has wanted to call a girl that since she was 11 and got an emerald necklace from daddy.

On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)

Better than "Reality Winner".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

504 "Orange Man Bad"--@MZHemingway takes the NPC meme to @FoxNews

_____


Last night Fox News became the NPC meme.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AySDY)

505 Fox has a live camera on a door at the DOJ. Wonder if we're gonna get to see Snoozy Jeff walk out holding his coffee cup n a box full of desk memorabilia?

Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AWiKl)

506 466 >>>Given that RCCs are 1 billion+ and they have a sex abuse scandal going on, I think that the priority should lean towards getting Francis to resign and having Ace appointed as the new Pope

I'm game.

Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?

Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM (PbpT7)



Well at least you've apparently heard about him in passing. That makes you more qualified than Pope Commie the Pedo.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (zRwJ/)

507 >>>We have a Democrat Party who just won the House largely because they said they wouldn't be all impeachy and investigaty.

yeah well....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

508 So with Rosenstein out, Whitaker looks at all the material that supposedly couldn't be de-classified because it might be obstruction of justice.
And decides they can be de-classified.

Then the documents show the whole Russia scheme was cooked by by Dems in the FBI and DOJ, thus screwing up Schiff's big plans for Russia investigation show trials....
And Rosenstein won't cooperate with Schiff because he'll need to lawyer up himself to defend any charges on perjury in an official filing with FISA..

Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (3RspO)

509 499 Ya know what the best thing about all of this is?

Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..

Bigly.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)


Boy, that Trump guy sure has a lot of luck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (nR2Re)

510
I denounce myself.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
Oh, well, allow me to re-announce you then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (37IEG)

511 A trifecta would be Dick "Dick" Blumenthal waking up tomorrow morning with a horse's head in his bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

512 Just one question before I start: Who is this "Jesus" Fella I hear you guys yapping about all the time?

Just give me the nutshell version. I'll pick up the details on the fly.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky


I spoke with him yesterday. At length. My concerns, the future of the country. I asked him to pray with me but he insisted on cutting my lawn first. You'd like him.

Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (URwyc)

513 478
This is all because of gerrymandering!

Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:22 PM (tv7DV)
Joy is so smart she has TGIF written on the toes of all her shoes to remind her that Toes Go In First

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)

514 This is all because of gerrymandering!

Gerry Manders? He always did cause a lot of trouble as The Beaver!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

515 Does Rod know the words to the "Hail Mary?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

Well, he's been on a fishing expedition for two years now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (nR2Re)

But he hasn't caught a fish yet.

Start praying, Rod

Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

516 >>BREAKING: Docs filed in federal court in NY reveal the FBI agent working
the Cesar Sayoc case cannot describe the so-called "energetic material"


Poor feckless Jeff thought his FBI did good.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

517 I would hope he does this on 1/21/25.

On 1/21/19, I'd like to see him open DJT University. One major, beginning with Poli Sci 101: "Sack The Fuck Up. You, Too, Can Succeed As A Republican"

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (CE5C/)

518 Turn those machines back on!

I mean the ones pleasuring my wife!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

519 A trifecta would be Dick "Dick" Blumenthal waking up tomorrow morning with a horse's head in his bed.

He would coil around it and swallow it whole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (oVJmc)

520 494 I reject Skeletor and all of his works.

That's what I'm supposed to say, right? Skeletor's the bad guy?

Sauron?

Something with an S-
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

Sessions.

Hence why he's been sent packing.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (UnA8+)

521 505 Fox has a live camera on a door at the DOJ. Wonder if we're gonna get to see Snoozy Jeff walk out holding his coffee cup n a box full of desk memorabilia?
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (AWiKl)

Check the chimney for black smoke.

Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (TWSqO)

522 501
Holy Shit.

I go to City Hall to pull permits and all chaos breaks out.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)



"I went to pull something else."

- - Harvey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (/9p9e)

523 On Fox last night they should have all been wearing clown noses and big floppy shoes. Especially that Thumbkin Stirewalt

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)

524 OrangeManBad stole my thunder!

Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (aN6O8)

525 Exit polling showed a majority of voters think (know) that the Mueller probe is completely political.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (XROPS)

526
Why is that solo trumpet theme playing in the background? And whose cannoli is this?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (pNxlR)

527 I shouldn't wish death upon anyone, and as a Christian I should pray for salvation to people like Ginsberg etc. But honestly I want her to roast for eternity in hell for her breathless support of blatant evil.

I know deep down that I have it coming, too but... that's just my weakness I guess. I want justice more than mercy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)

528 Boy, that Trump guy sure has a lot of luck

Lucky, lucky, lucky.


So lucky.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

529 So Rosie is already at the WH?

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)

530 Trump Ver. 2 is going to be scaring the poop out of the swamp.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (pw+jk)

531 'm torn on Emerald Johnson. First that sounds like a bad made up name in a pulp novel or something from a James Bond movie. Its the kind of name a twee millennial mummy gives her baby girl when she isn't sure who the daddy is, and has wanted to call a girl that since she was 11 and got an emerald necklace from daddy.

On the other hand she seems to be doing good investigative and reporting work and is a serious person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++
Robinson, not Johnson. But she has the most serious beat on OAN and seems to take the job seriously. Not a lot of history yet, but seems to be doing well. Also, she has absurdly high cheekbones if you're in to that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)

532 This "ooze" down here ... can I call it ooze ... I'm gonna' call it ooze.

It kinda' moves like a tongue.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (0GJk6)

533 511 A trifecta would be Dick "Dick" Blumenthal waking up tomorrow morning with a horse's head in his bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)


Or the other way 'round.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (nR2Re)

534 Trump is going to build his wall with bodies.

Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (TWSqO)

535 where is that FBI/energetic material tip from?

Link?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-Jerky Mummy-Snatch at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

536 524 OrangeManBad stole my thunder!
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (aN6O

It was mine, poser.

Posted by: Allfather Odin at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (UnA8+)

537 Also, she has absurdly high cheekbones if you're in to that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)


Another Cherokee?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (nR2Re)

538
Losing the House is like having your girlfriend announcing she has Chlamydia and is leaving you on the same day. Then seeing the report she had to fill out of recent sexual partners and there's an 'over' penciled in at the bottom.

Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (URwyc)

539 Folks, I'll await further confirmation, but I think that Matthew Whitaker might just be the Chad Attorney General we need.


Great comment on the chans - so now Kingpin is our AG?? LOL

Posted by: prescient11 at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (q+HNC)

540 yay me: prev thread:
337
have Schiff and Nadler demanded that they get to block anyone they don't like?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 03:09 PM (L01V2)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (L01V2)

541 499 Ya know what the best thing about all of this is?

Trump is stealing their thunder on the day after they won the House..

Bigly.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 04:24 PM (so+oy)

And they had just started sucking their own dicks.

Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (aN6O8)

542 Gerry Manders went to Oregon State?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (EOfHE)

543 so anyway...

i think i better go get some w*rk done and clean up the yard.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (Dagiw)

544 Trump is going to build his wall with bodies.

"They make excellent mortar"
--King Leonidas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

545 A trifecta would be Dick "Dick" Blumenthal waking up tomorrow morning with a horse's head in his bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

Or the other way 'round.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Why would you want to scare an innocent horse like that?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (3W5cQ)

546 > He will be Attorney General and Nikki Haley will be Senator from SC. Have fun Mueller.

No. No more Senators, unless maybe it's Cruz.

Those bastards get way too "collegial" with each other.

I know Graham has recently shown signs of having a measurable testosterone level, but I still don't trust him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (vOkuK)

547 Another Cherokee?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (nR2Re)
+++++++
Pretty sure. A pretty, white, blonde Cherokee.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:29 PM (I2dne)

548 A bit OT.

Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)

549 And they had just started sucking their own dicks.
Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (aN6O


He'll bite you !!!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (0GJk6)

550 Can you all imagine how fucked the country would be if Preezy Shit Midas had 1/10 the energy that Trump has?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

551 I wish the Jeff Sessions departure could have been handled like Nikki Haley's. Maybe too much went down, and too many chances/warnings were given, and Trump no longer feels loyalty.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs. at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (sLvAU)

552 Can we discuss a boycott of Fox News? Everything but TuCa, Hannity, and Ingraham. Maybe Shannon Bream.

no kidding, my two year contract for Dish expires next month and the only reason I have it is because I was streaming TuCa on the big screen every evening and DanMa'am stomped all around like AtC demanding Fox so she could control the video

Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (QMG5F)

553 That non energetic material tweet was from Paul Sperry of the NY Post. Twitter is weird at work but it doesn't look like he provided anything in the way of links or evidence.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)

554 Because I, er, my Friend has a tall drink of water giving him the business.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)

555 >>534
Trump is going to build his wall with bodies.

Posted by: Ro

After a few months the smell will die down to an acceptable level.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

556 A bit OT.

Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)
++++++++++++
Absolutely real. Go for it. Success guaranteed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)

557 529 So Rosie is already at the WH?
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)


I'm picturing this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galU59i4FjM

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (nR2Re)

558
On Fox last night they should have all been wearing clown noses and big floppy shoes. Especially that Thumbkin Stirewalt

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)


I thought Laura Ingraham was going to bitch slap Chris Puckered Lips Wallace. Good grief. He was drunk or high on something. Giggling about Beto running for president. Yeah, go with that, Chrissy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

559 Turn those machines back on!



I mean the ones pleasuring my wife!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)



That's a real life LOL...... I can just see him saying that.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (jjaLl)

560 OrangeManBad! Moderate Republicans losing bad. But Democrats taking House good. Buy book by OrangeManBad Max Boot.

Posted by: Max Boot at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (SkuXa)

561
On Fox last night they should have all been wearing clown noses and big floppy shoes. Especially that Thumbkin Stirewalt

Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2018 04:26 PM (wJ+c3)


I said it below but got willowed.I think Fox's hissy fit last night was because Trump had their two biggest stars Hannity and Ingraham personally appear at his rally.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (TAmPV)

562 A bit OT.

Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Follow the money. (Tips)

It's like lap dances. As long as you are paying....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (3W5cQ)

563 heh. So.

Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra

New Acting AG Matthew Whitaker in 2016: "I would indict Hillary Clinton"


Wouldn't we all?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (2I4LM)

564 Posted by: Clemenza at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (so+oy)

Who TF are YOU?

Never mind. Don't care.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (yT99I)

565 Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM

********

Depends. Slip her a twenty every other drink and she'll be real interested.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (EOfHE)

566 Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Its all about the tip. Even if she's dating you, its all for show. Servers learn to put on a persona and be what you want to hear and see, until they get tired of you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)

567 Joe Bernstein on Twatter says insider tells him that it is going to be Kobach. I'd love to link it, but twitter links be banned or something. Same for Bit.ly. Any ideas?

Posted by: DanInMN at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (GC5UG)

568 Can you all imagine how fucked the country would be if Preezy Shit Midas had 1/10 the energy that Trump has?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
A thought I have often had and then I wake up in a cold sweat and need to hit my emergency bourbon that I keep in the nightstand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)

569 480 I stopped watching Fox last evening . . . .

nurse ratched at November 07, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)

.........

Ditto

Billie McCuckstal is secretly running Fux News.

A few patriots left but I suspect they are not long for the Cruise.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (b+Fr8)

570 563 heh. So.

Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra

New Acting AG Matthew Whitaker in 2016: "I would indict Hillary Clinton"

Wouldn't we all?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (2I4LM)


And as AG in 2018??/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

571 That non energetic material tweet was from Paul
Sperry of the NY Post. Twitter is weird at work but it doesn't look
like he provided anything in the way of links or evidence.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC)


Hey, do you get the weird gray boxes where the Twitter posts should be, too?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (jjaLl)

572 548 A bit OT.

Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)



They're just looking for a tip.

No. Not that one.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (zRwJ/)

573 Losing the House is like having your girlfriend announcing she has Chlamydia and is leaving you on the same day. Then seeing the report she had to fill out of recent sexual partners and there's an 'over' penciled in at the bottom.
Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:28 PM (URwyc)

That is hysterical.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (XROPS)

574 Servers learn to put on a persona and be what you want to hear and see, until they get tired of you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (39g3+)

----

Just servers???

Aint that most women in general??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (8XRCm)

575 Absolutely real. Go for it. Success guaranteed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)


Nothing breaks the ice like a friendly pat on the ass.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (0GJk6)

576 Fox has been slouching left for years now. I think they were poised to go full MSNBC when Hillary won and were caught off guard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

577 Can you all imagine how fucked the country would be if Preezy Shit Midas had 1/10 the energy that Trump has?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM

Did anyone he campaigned for this year actually win?

Because maybe if he did have Trump's energy, we'd have held the House.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

578 Gerry Manders? He always did cause a lot of trouble as The Beaver!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

MIC DROP !!!!!

Posted by: Vin the Chin at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (ICWiF)

579 360 342 329: And these bastards would burn the churches and smash the priests to a pulp if given a chance. Stupid people
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)

The danger of people more focused on the next world than this world.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:10 PM (0GJk6)
-----------------------------------

Shirley, you jest!

The churches bringing in Somalis (ELCA, mostly) are very worldly. They are more trendy leftist than Christian and couldn't give a damn about that heaven-and-hell stuff.

And they make a tidy $um from the feds for each "refugee."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (Rxduq)

580 568 Can you all imagine how fucked the country would be if Preezy Shit Midas had 1/10 the energy that Trump has?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
A thought I have often had and then I wake up in a cold sweat and need to hit my emergency bourbon that I keep in the nightstand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)


He owned government and had 2 years to grant Amnesty and citizenship to at least 11 million and perhaps closer to 27 million illegal aliens.

That would've been lights out America forever.

Dodged a huge bullet even with Obamacare an Dodd-Fagg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)

581 Aint that most women in general??

Especially servers. Its kind of in their job description, its a low-end sort of lying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (39g3+)

582 They don't HAVE to wear those short skirts.


Right?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (ApGrO)

583 472 Hard to see how Ace could do worse a job than Franky. But he'd be dealing with a batch of admins in the Vatican working against him every single minute of every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

They are a bunch of fags and their shits all retarded!

Seriously, they are all fags. The Lavender Mafia. They are protecting their fellow pedophile priests.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (vpH4d)

584 572 548 A bit OT.

Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (ApGrO)


They're just looking for a tip.

No. Not that one.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM



OK A confession. I'm in my classroom and am giving my students a test. I just burst out laughing and they are wondering WFT Prof!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (EOfHE)

585 Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Dried-Up Clam-jerky Mummysnatch at November 07, 2018 04:20 PM

You, madame, are a Commenter's Commenter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (ctuyM)

586 I won't know for sure what to think of this till Kristol speaks


then I'll know to think the opposite of his CuckedViews

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (Cus5s)

587

Mollie @MZHemingway = "Stand by for news."


o_O

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)

588 The danger of people more focused on the next world than this world.

Honestly, its rather the opposite. They're more concerned about "good deeds" and "being the change you want to see" than they are the next world. They act as if this is all we have and ever will have, rather than a temporary place we're given stewardship over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (39g3+)

589 Maybe Nicki Haley was freed up so she would be available for something...??

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (XROPS)

590 576 Fox has been slouching left for years now. I think they were poised to go full MSNBC when Hillary won and were caught off guard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)



They're pissed about having to keep paying for the warehouse space for the Jergens and Kleenex they bought for the Jeb Bush Primary nomination victory party.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (zRwJ/)

591 Hey, do you get the weird gray boxes where the Twitter posts should be, too?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (jjaLl)

Nope, work tried to ban twitter but instead of blocking it, it sort of loads super weird and you have to scroll forever to find the comment. Looks like the code is all screwed up.

Unless you're making an AoS joke that went way over my head. (Hey now, sleep is hard on election days, I'm no Sessions.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (72PAC)

592 Wait....the orange man is bad? Why has nobody told me this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (dNzKv)

593
One day my wife told me she had Chlamydia and I thought she was going lesbian on me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)

594 Mollie's new piece at the federalist


Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)

595 Dodged a huge bullet even with Obamacare an Dodd-Fagg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)
++++++++++
"Lousy father, husband and president - but he could have been a lot worse"

That's an epitaph right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)

596 587

Mollie @MZHemingway = "Stand by for news."


o_O
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)

Paul Harvey?

Posted by: Allfather Odin at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (UnA8+)

597 Where does one find a cocktail waitress? Is there still such a thing as a cocktail lounge?

I'm channeling Mad Men.

I thought everyone drank the way I do, at home, alone, in the dark.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)

598 Hey Cap'n KristolMeth, it would seem that Muller's "work" - that being the investigation into Russian "hacking" of the 2016 election - has been over for quite some time.

Eat a jumbo-sized bag of dicks, asshole.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (nUFhj)

599 Why do I get the feeling you don't take me seriously?

Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (tv7DV)

600 581 Aint that most women in general??

Especially servers. Its kind of in their job description, its a low-end sort of lying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (39g3+)


And yet, Ed Debevic's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (/9p9e)

601 Off, one-eyed sock (eww...).

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (UnA8+)

602 Maybe Nicki Haley was freed up so she would be available for something...??

My idea was Haley to SC Senator when Lindsey Graham becomes AG.

I was pooh-poohed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

603 Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

Asking for a friend. A rather inebriated friend.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM

********

Depends. Slip her a twenty every other drink and she'll be real interested.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2018 04:31 PM (EOfHE)

That's every woman.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (LOwpT)

604 Mollie @MZHemingway = "Stand by for news."



She got my gift!!


*eyebrow wiggle*

Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (LL1Be)

605 One day my wife told me she had Chlamydia and I thought she was going lesbian on me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)


Dammit. *wipes iced tea off screen*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

606 Seriously, they are all fags. The Lavender Mafia. They are protecting their fellow pedophile priests.

Yeah that's the sense I get, too. Its homo central there, worked their way up in a system where there's an endless parade of young boys to prey on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (39g3+)

607 OK A confession. I'm in my classroom and am giving my students a test. I just burst out laughing and they are wondering WFT Prof!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes


Dude! Do you know how much fun we could have with them???

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (3W5cQ)

608 13 Lindsey Graham
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________

Gee, Goober, 'ya think?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)

609 Trump needs to declassify NOW. Really, he should have done that 2 weeks ago.

I know we're not supposed to criticize, but he erred in putting too much on the caravan, to the exclusion of other issues.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (59GGI)

610 I missed all the kerfuffle ! Rosenstein is out ?!

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (bUjCl)

611
One day my wife told me she had Chlamydia and I thought she was going lesbian on me.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)

----

Dammit,

Is that Greek bitch back in town again.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (8XRCm)

612 Yeah that's the sense I get, too. Its homo central there, worked their way up in a system where there's an endless parade of young boys to prey on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (39g3

Yeah..Palp (*we miss you*) and I use to say that place needs someone like Cardinal Sarah to come in and clean house.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

613 Ever wonder why Nikki Haley resigned just as she was settling into the UN role?

Yup. Trump has a plan for AG. Just not quite sure Haley is the right choice. Maybe she is.

Posted by: Sooner at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (Fs5vw)

614 OK - fine - that's why I hear the general "Oh well, whatever happens here, I know where I'm going next."

All. The. Time.

Got it.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (0GJk6)

615 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)

616 608 13 Lindsey Graham
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________

Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)


I actually think this a good way to phrase it for the LIV crowd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (/9p9e)

617 What did the leper say to the hot cocktail waitress with legs up to here?

Keep the tip.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)

618 Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)


Way to immediately shoot yourselves in the foot.

Or shit in the punch .

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (XROPS)

619 Do cocktail waitresses pretend to be interested in you, or are they really?

....

If you want a bartenders opinion, No.

They'd bat their eyes at Quasimodo for a tip.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (jZQUe)

620 Jerry Nadler is demanding a probe into Sessions' retirement. I'll give Sessions credit for enough decency to say he agreed it was time for him to go, and had been planning to go, anyway.

If Nadler freaks over Whitaker's taking over the Mueller probe, by the time the Dems take the House, Trump can already have a new AG lined up for Cocaine Mitch to get through quick confirmation.

Presumably the new AG won't find any conflict of interest with Whitaker's temporarily handling the Mueller probe, and if Nadler does, well, then the new AG can keep Whitaker away from the probe from then on, while handling it himself/herself.

Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (3RspO)

621 Unless you're making an AoS joke that went way over my head. (Hey now, sleep is hard on election days, I'm no Sessions.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (72PAC)


Nah, I ain't bright enough to make jokes too jokey for folks- although I just channeled John Bot Walton there for no good reason..... no, work here blocks Twitter so instead of the post itself, I get a gray box with the text of the tweet.... oddly, though, some days the block is completely lifted and I can see it all..... and it is wonderful.........

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (jjaLl)

622 615 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)


First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (/9p9e)

623 I don't know how Trump dose it. I am tired just watching him work.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)

624
576 Fox has been slouching left for years now. I think they were poised to go full MSNBC when Hillary won and were caught off guard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

------------------------

Rupert's kids are modern caring billionaires. They got (inherited) theirs, they ain't gonna give theirs up, but by God they will fit in with their fellow international rich friends.

They will push the narrative even if it kills their business empire.

Posted by: rd at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (vpH4d)

625 *does

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)

626 I was flipping around the election coverage and was surprised to find the most sober and unpretentious presentation was on PBS.

That chick would casually read off polls and provide trends with occasional 'looks like she'll take that one" or "he's got this one'" for various candidates.

20 minutes later on Fox or OAN they would still be showing results that were ancient compared to her subtle deliveries and observations.

Posted by: DanMan at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (QMG5F)

627

Man, this squid tastes like ass... Don's, or maybe Jakes...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (flOBQ)

628 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)


------

Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

629 KristolNaucht says they Mueller gang must be allowed to visit all the Trump supporters, breaking all their teeth (not just windows) out with malicious contrived persecutions. A coup should never be stopped till it is over. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (Cus5s)

630 Seriously, I'm in Vegas, about three days in and this waitress is really working it.


I haven't had this much attention since...I dunno.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)

631
Liz Claman boobs good.



Melissa Francis mouth big.



Fox Business better than Fox News.









Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8iiMU)

632 568 Can you all imagine how fucked the country would be if Preezy Shit Midas had 1/10 the energy that Trump has?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 07, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)


Think of what Trump said several times in his press conference: "I love this country."

Did Barky EVER say that? Ever?

Can you imagine Trump's reaction is his wife channeled Mooch and called the country "downright mean," or said she was finally proud of it for electing her husband? Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (nR2Re)

633 Jerry Nadler doesn't look like he will live long but he looks better than before when he looked like he was smuggling a manatee under his shirt.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (BXMxN)

634 Who the fucking shit is Jerry Nadsler????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (jjaLl)

635 Trump needs to declassify NOW. Really, he should have done that 2 weeks ago.

I know we're not supposed to criticize, but he erred in putting too much on the caravan, to the exclusion of other issues.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (59GGI)

But we don't know what he knows.
We don't even know what we don't know!

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (XROPS)

636 Mollie @MZHemingway = "Stand by for news."


o_O
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:34 PM (2I4LM)

Paul Harvey?

Posted by: Allfather Odin


She's going to tell us...the rest of the story...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)

637 Pete and Jeff, 2 politicians whose sessions have ended. Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (zLDYs)

638 A theory on talk radio is Mr Graham moves to AG and Nikki to the stripper pole.





Wait, wrong Nikki, Nikki Haley goes to the Senate.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (T4oHT)

639 IMpeachment is 100% in the house. Removal/Conviction etc is the Senate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (fYi9j)

640 628
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed
plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett
Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President
Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.





~ Mollie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)





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Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

Apparently the Dems have never taken a Civics 101 class.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (jxbfJ)

641 576 Fox has been slouching left for years now. I think they were poised to go full MSNBC when Hillary won and were caught off guard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:32 PM (39g3+)

I seem to remember them actually _ANNOUNCING_ they were going to start shifting left after King Barry was re-coronated in 2012.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (UnA8+)

642 634 Who the fucking shit is Jerry Nadsler????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (jjaLl)


Sadly, my rep. Or that scumbag that reps the district I inhabit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

643 The Democrats don't have the votes to get impeachment charges on anybody, this is just pandering to their base. Although given how much botox has been pumped into the shriveled pea that's Nancy Pelosi's brain she might be taking this all seriously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (39g3+)

644
[Amnesty for the invaders]

That would've been lights out America forever.

Dodged a huge bullet even with Obamacare an Dodd-Fagg.

J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)

........

It would have been the Venezuelan Mexico American Confederation.

Dodged another big one last night. Thank the Lord for holding the Senate.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (b+Fr8)

645 FFFFFFFFFUCK the Damn Democrats! I am so sick of there SHIT!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (hECVl)

646 But we don't know what he knows.

We don't even know what we don't know!



"I know more than they do."

/PDT

Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (LL1Be)

647
Hey did something important happen last night. I forgot.

Hell even Jim Acosta beating up WH interns seems like a week ago.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

+++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (dI3/S)

648
Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)


The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (nR2Re)

649 615 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)

Wow, the promise not to do that lasted--what--48 hours? Less?

Posted by: joncelli, deploying more cultural references at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

650 Jerry Nadler the human Walrus.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:40 PM (BXMxN)

651 615
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y.,
revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice
Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach
President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.





~ Mollie

Grassley's 400+ page final report pretty much demolished all the claims against Kavanaugh, including Ford's, and has the FBI checking into Ford's beach friend Monica McLean for witness tampering.

And declassifying the FISA warrants and Ohr's 403s will show it was a collusion between the FBI, DOJ and the Brits.

Posted by: Wethal at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (3RspO)

652 Seriously, I'm in Vegas, about three days in and this waitress is really working it.

I haven't had this much attention since...I dunno.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)
++++++++
Been there. I took a walk and kept my money. YMMV.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)

653 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)


First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


People were too stupid to see this coming and head it off. We'll see how 2020 goes when 2020 gets here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (AM1GF)

654 And sure Bill, let Mueller take as long as he needs, 4 , 8 years whatever.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (T4oHT)

655 589 Maybe Nicki Haley was freed up so she would be available for something...??
Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 04:35 PM (XROPS)

She and her career military husband are in debt and kids are getting ready for college. She is going to make some well earned cash in the private sector.

Posted by: Zeus at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (aN6O8)

656 472 Hard to see how Ace could do worse a job than Franky. But he'd be dealing with a batch of admins in the Vatican working against him every single minute of every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

What I'd do if I was Pope?

"The accusations against the Priests and other officers of the Church are shocking, yet grave and credible. As such, I have ordered an Inquisition to ferret out the truth and see the guilty punished, both by the church, and in cooperation with secular authorities."

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (J+mig)

657 Ladies and Gentlemen, start your clown cars~!

Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (aPsQQ)

658 Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???

No, the House impeaches.

Then the Senate holds the trial.

It's a dumb thing to do, but then, these are Dems.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

659
Liz Claman boobs good.


------

http://tinyurl.com/yctvsp8m

http://tinyurl.com/yabn3djc



Mostly safe for work.

You're welcome.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (8XRCm)

660 Lindsey Graham
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________

Gee, Goober, 'ya think?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)

---------------

It's easy to forget that we are among a very small percentage of people that watch this stuff closely.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (I16G8)

661 Jerry Nadless.

(Somebody had to)

Posted by: Hikaru at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (UnA8+)

662 You have to have charges to impeach - the new AG will take Mueller's pile of garbage and make a nice bonfire out of it.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (bUjCl)

663 hey Whitaker, please take a close look at my newly elected congressman Colin Allred, Perkins Coie alum.

Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (nFwvY)

664 Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

Ha, quaint.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC)

665 The vendetta against Kavanaugh is real.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (BXMxN)

666 "Time for a newly empowered Mitch McConnell to repeat his view that the Mueller investigation needs to be left alone to finish the job."

It hasn't been demonstrated after all this time that its job is anything but to remove the man from power that the establishment doesn't like, after having invested decades remaking the 21st-century Republican party into the 1960's Democrats.

Posted by: DaveM at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (WWC3Y)

667 Did Mollie tell him he needs the Senate for that???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Would love to see the senate tell them that they have no standing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (3W5cQ)

668 I haven't had this much attention since...I dunno.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:39 PM (ApGrO)

----

DUDE!!!!

SHE'S AFTER YOUR KIDNEY!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (8XRCm)

669 Schumer pretends Whitaker has been named to a judgeship. No, he has been named acting AG precisely because he agrees with Trump on policy positions that need to be decided/overseen by the acting AG.

"He agrees with Trump on policy. Not allowed in people Trump delegates policy-making power to. He needs to recuse himself."

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (wh9C3)

670 alot of creepy people on the other side lost.

(skips off to get a soda)

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (isRia)

671
Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.
lol. Go ahead numbnuts

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (TAmPV)

672 If you're a big tipper they let you grab em by the pussy.

Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (cJXkX)

673
Get fooked, Chook!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (bWXm6)

674 She's hot.

Probably worth a kidney.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (ApGrO)

675 Yeah I could see Cruz on the Supreme Court, he's got the chops for that
kind of job. But only if you could get another Cruz in the Senate
first.
=====

Yeah, Cruz is the only one smart enough to deal with some of the technical issues before the judiciary and technology committees. He does his homework and will not be intimidated by technical doublespeak. Without him, even more harrumph, harrumph, this newfangled stuff is too hard.

I want Cruz in the Senate for all of our sakes.

Gohmert is an interesting idea for AG.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (MIKMs)

676 615 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)


First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:38 PM (/9p9e)

Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)

677

I thought everyone drank the way I do, at home, alone, in the dark.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c

Don't forget, naked.

Posted by: Sooner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (Fs5vw)

678 Here's the entire piece

Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'

Also laments that elite Republicans are joining Democrats.
https://tinyurl.com/ybja2upq

Mollie@MZHemingway
Here we go. I rode the train down with an important incoming chairman of House Judiciary and heard about their plans to impeach Kavanaugh and Trump. #RussiaRussiaRussia!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (2I4LM)

679 SHE'S AFTER YOUR KIDNEY!!!!!





His essence...does she have childbearing hips ?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (bUjCl)

680 653 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.


~ Mollie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)


First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Or the trigger for a Civil War.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (A6Xv7)

681

Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.

If he perjured himself it was before the senate so how does the house get involved?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (TAmPV)

682 Oh good I'm not the only one who has never heard of Jerry Nadler before. Everyone is throwing his name around like he's a household word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

683 676
Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)


We'd have kept the House had the 40 asshole incumbents stuck by PDT.

Kavanaugh cost them the Senate big time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (/9p9e)

684 Don't forget, naked.


=====

Hmmm ......

Ok!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (ApGrO)

685 hey Whitaker, please take a close look at my newly elected congressman Colin Allred, Perkins Coie alum.
Posted by: x at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM (nFwvY)


Any relation to that rat-faced shyster?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (nR2Re)

686 Quit looting the damn Senate!

Christ on a crutch, did the entire Sessions clusterf*** teach you jackholes NOTHING?

FML.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (AM1GF)

687 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold
Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and
impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and
impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with
Russia.





~ Mollie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (2I4LM)

Good luck with that, Nadler... Brett will tell you to pound sand if you try and subpoena him as he is now a member of a co-equal branch.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (F/KeJ)

688 We'd have kept the House had the 40 asshole incumbents stuck by PDT.




They got payed off bigly.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (bUjCl)

689 682 Used to be massively fat than had a lap band and looks like a deflated clown balloon.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (BXMxN)

690 680 Or the trigger for a Civil War.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (A6Xv7)


Better not write what I'm thinking. I'm in a foul mood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (/9p9e)

691 Or the trigger for a Civil War.

Let's just do the War.

Or, better yet, new AG can just roll out the indictments on crooked Hillary and the whole Deep State crew.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

692 "Okay, I don't want to be That Guy, but I guess we're finally done with the "Stealth Jeff" and Q Anon stuff about Jeff Sessions being a double-secret super-agent carrying out Trump's labyrinthine schemes?

We're done with that now, right?

Can we accept that most of the time the world is much as the world appears? That there's not always some Super Secret wheels-within-wheels scheme?"

No, please be that guy Ace. There are not enough of them. I abhor conspiracy theories. They're simply a crutch for weak-minded folks who can't handle the randomness and chaos of life.

Here's the skinny: Oswald acted alone. We landed on the Moon. The Holocaust really happened. Obama was born in Hawaii. Bin Laden orchestrated 9/11. We've never been visited by aliens. That is all.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (3ufaJ)

693 Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.

Yeah I expected the Kavanaugh insanity to be their death knell, that's why I figured the GOP would hold the house despite being an off year election. Apparently it was long enough ago people forgot. Or just didn't care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

694 I gave my sinuses to Arizona,


I gave my liver to Peru,


I gave my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney,


But I'm givin my heart to you....

Posted by: mikeyG at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (LL1Be)

695 *paid ...dammit

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (bUjCl)

696 First nail in coffin to Dems hopes for 2020 and their control of the House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Or the trigger for a Civil War.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Let the shooting start. Tired of this shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (3W5cQ)

697 Media are indeed allies of the Dems, but it is far beyond a little political bias. They fabricate and target ... and ignore massive crimes against the nation. They are aligned with the seditious side of the Dem Party.


Of course that is at the tip of their spear ... most of them can act civil at other times, but so can most tyrants (I would imagine). Those cocktail parties are so swanky and fun ... sure they'd sacrifice a nation just to be in with the in crowd.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

698 You know who'd be a berry-berry interesting choice for AG?

Admiral Mike Rogers, that's who.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (hjaPQ)

699 Well, less than a day after the election my fears of the dems pretending to be sane and normal for the next two years to fake out a win in 2020 are completely unfounded.

Crazy gonna crazy.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (72PAC)

700 All races are local .People discounted the craziness from the left because "I like this guy/gal"

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (BXMxN)

701 608 13 Lindsey Graham
The mainstream press are not - in my opinion - 'Enemies of the People' but rather 'Allies of the Democratic Party' playing an activist role in support of their agenda.
____________________

Gee, Goober, 'ya think?

____________


I actually think this a good way to phrase it for the LIV crowd.
_______________________

If they are the intended audience, then perhaps he should have explained that a big part of the Democrats' agenda is to erase our national borders and make American workers the welfare providers for the hordes of third-world immigrants swarming into our land, and that is one reason why Trump calls their media hand-maidens the enemies of the American people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (fqUgw)

702 Fair warning for the Morons:

If you find yourself at the Vesper at the Cosmopolitan...I saw her first.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (ApGrO)

703 Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)

It lost them some Senate seats.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (F/KeJ)

704 Oh good I'm not the only one who has never heard of Jerry Nadler before. Everyone is throwing his name around like he's a household word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM


Big assed round-faced goofy fvck. Surprised you never saw him before.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (URwyc)

705
Acting like animals didn't seem to hurt them much this year.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (LOwpT)

If they had acted like decent people they could well have had the senate and the Florida governorship to go along with the house.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (TAmPV)

706 skips off to get a soda)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM

Kinda swore off soda, mostly anyway.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (T4oHT)

707 697 Media are indeed allies of the Dems, but it is far beyond a little political bias. They fabricate and target ... and ignore massive crimes against the nation. They are aligned with the seditious side of the Dem Party.


Of course that is at the tip of their spear ... most of them can act civil at other times, but so can most tyrants (I would imagine). Those cocktail parties are so swanky and fun ... sure they'd sacrifice a nation just to be in with the in crowd.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)


I think Limbaugh is right in that it's the Media that drives the agenda and the Dems just push the buttons and cast the votes to implement it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (/9p9e)

708 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (72PAC)

709 skips off to get a scotch)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 04:42 PM

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (T4oHT)

710 So I take a day with the chainsaw n woodchipper and now I hafta catch up. Did DJT really punch Acosta in the dick?

Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (AWiKl)

711 692 You aren't really The Shadow,he just pretends to be you when you are out of the country.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)

712 Or, better yet, new AG can just roll out the indictments on crooked Hillary and the whole Deep State crew.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

That may be the Left's trigger. Either way, it seems like it's ready to blow.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (A6Xv7)

713 701 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 07, 2018 04:47 PM (fqUgw)


The fact that Graham and Trump are even phrasing things this way is fantastic. I always bemoaned politicians on our side not calling things out as we do or Rush or Levin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (/9p9e)

714
Gohmert is an interesting idea for AG.


Posted by: mustbequantum at November 07, 2018 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
Oh, I could go with Louie.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (37IEG)

715 614 OK - fine - that's why I hear the general "Oh well, whatever happens here, I know where I'm going next."
All. The. Time.
Got it.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 04:37 PM (0GJk6)
------------------------------
I don't think I've ever heard that from left-wing "Christians."
From serious Bible-believers, yes, frequently.
But not from members of churches like ELCA, PCUSA, or the Episcopal Church.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (Rxduq)

716 We'd have kept the House had the 40 asshole incumbents stuck by PDT.

Kavanaugh cost them the Senate big time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (/9p9e)

Didn't realize it was that many. Fuckers.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (LOwpT)

717 678 Here's the entire piece

Incoming Democrat Chairman: Dems Will Go 'All-In' On Russia, Impeach Kavanaugh For 'Perjury'

Also laments that elite Republicans are joining Democrats.
https://tinyurl.com/ybja2upq

Mollie@MZHemingway
Here we go. I rode the train down with an important incoming chairman of House Judiciary and heard about their plans to impeach Kavanaugh and Trump. #RussiaRussiaRussia!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (2I4LM)



Ace has n00ded it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (zRwJ/)

718
After watching 'The View' I'm concerned about the Democrats in New Jersey redistricting my Pennsylvania residence to win Senate seats next election.

Posted by: The Lowest Information Voter at November 07, 2018 04:49 PM (URwyc)

719 698 You know who'd be a berry-berry interesting choice for AG?

Admiral Mike Rogers, that's who.

Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 04:46 PM (hjaPQ)

..........

I think he has remained a shadow GPOTUSE advisor.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:50 PM (b+Fr8)

720 SHE'S AFTER YOUR KIDNEY!!!!!





His essence...does she have childbearing hips ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 04:44 PM (bUjCl)

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Hey... when he wakes up in a bathtub of bloody ice and five pounds lighter.... dont say I didnt warn ya.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 07, 2018 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

721 -
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The House impeaches. The Senate tries the case and renders the verdict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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They know they can't remove Trump or Kavanaugh. They just want to be able to always refer to them as "impeached President Trump" or "impeached Justice Kavanaugh".

Posted by: irright at November 07, 2018 04:51 PM (pMGkg)

722 Did DJT really punch Acosta in the dick?
Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (AWiKl)

........

Yes. And GPOTUSE made clear the Nationalist accusation as NAZI crap was racist. love it.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (b+Fr8)

723 Louie would be a good pick

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (T4oHT)

724 "711 692 You aren't really The Shadow,he just pretends to be you when you are out of the country.
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 04:48 PM (BXMxN)"

You're right. And it's a damned nuisance. I haven't been home in years. But he's not the sort of chap to demand your own identity back from, you know?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 04:52 PM (3ufaJ)

725 Friends, Americans, Hordesmen, are we going to allow the few rat commie infested megalopolises, by virtue of antiquated districting, rule the whole of these United States?

Or are we going to put our minds to work and resolve this issue in an equitable manner?

Posted by: Paladin at November 07, 2018 04:53 PM (TSEbs)

726 When will Chukie Sleeze have his loose screws tightend? he is losing it all

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 07, 2018 04:54 PM (wGqjj)

727 Sad story for Sessions. Previously great and humble man was not ready for a political fight and ended up doing tremendous damage, opening the door to the phony Mueller investigation/cover-up, hamstringing Trump's two years of a Republican Congress and allowing the crimes of Hillary, Brennan, Obama et al to be covered up.

In that et al. are Mueller, Rosenstein and McCabe, the three FBI/DOJ a-holes who enabled the Uranium One collusion with Russia (actually a criminal conspiracy). One guy not being a fighter is all it took to let the criminals rule the roost, and we still aren't out of it.

No sign that Sessions realizes even now what he did wrong or he would have un-recused himself. Sad and shameful end to what had been a great career.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 07, 2018 04:55 PM (wh9C3)

728 Surprised you never saw him before.

I don't ever watch the news, to be honest.

that's why I hear the general "Oh well, whatever happens here, I know where I'm going next."

I've never heard that in my life from leftist church types. Ever. And if they would say it, its just an excuse for their behavior here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)

729 Or are we going to put our minds to work and resolve this issue in an equitable manner?

Posted by: Paladin at November 07, 2018 04:53 PM (TSEbs)

.........

Yes, we are going to work hard and 2020 is going to be a blow out for demoncraps.

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (b+Fr8)

730 Judiciary Committee ranking member Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., revealed plans for House Democrats to investigate and impeach Justice Brett Kavanaugh for alleged perjury and investigate and impeach President Donald Trump for alleged treasonous collusion with Russia.



because it worked out sooooo well last time.


they can double date with the prosecutions of the liars that peddled bullshit.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (e1q4h)

731 NOOD

Posted by: Smaug at November 07, 2018 04:56 PM (b+Fr8)

732 Skip @ 723- Louie Gohmert would indeed be a good pick. Do you mean for minority house leader, AG, or Supreme Court?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (zLDYs)

733 "Oswald acted alone" is the sign of someone who never read a single thing about JFK's death......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (jjaLl)

734 They just want to be able to always refer to them as "impeached President Trump" or "impeached Justice Kavanaugh".

Yeah its "optics" and revenge for Bill Clinton. They seethe with rage that Clinton was impeached and want revenge.

But I still say they don't have the votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

735 Heard the Acosta clip on the radio, Jim now has a Purple Heart from the ass reaming

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (T4oHT)

736 "Oswald acted alone" is the sign of someone who never read a single thing about JFK's death who knows the facts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 04:58 PM (39g3+)

737 AG, Louie would be a great pick

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 05:01 PM (T4oHT)

738 Louie is to old for the Supreme court, 35 would be the right age if you could find someone.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2018 05:02 PM (T4oHT)

739 733 "Oswald acted alone" is the sign of someone who never read a single thing about JFK's death......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 07, 2018 04:57 PM (jjaLl)

Reverse that and you're well on your way to sanity.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 07, 2018 05:15 PM (3ufaJ)

740 Schumer's first thing to do is to recognize that his niece is a nasty idiot and not very attractive.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 07, 2018 05:20 PM (HLTe8)

741 I was gonna resign but with all the "tards doing it I ain't gonna get on Meet the Pussies Sunday an Olde Tapper Dude ain't gonna draw a crap cartoon and smirk...oooh we all loves tha SMIRK...I bet even Hillary would "TAP" that weird facial expression dudette.

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2018 05:20 PM (5IHGB)

742 Many American people voted to reward ANTIFA and weaponization of the DoJ. They voted to criminalize political dissent. They voted for a much hotter cold civil war. They are going to get it.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 05:23 PM (8X9tr)

743 Poor Sessions he was "PILLOWED" mid dream.

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2018 05:44 PM (5IHGB)

744 The only reference to "all in" that Nadler understands is Obama taking him from the rear, and Nads servicing George Soros from the front.

Posted by: Big Tbone at November 07, 2018 06:36 PM (/S3C0)

745 49 Kinda OT, but apparently we are celebrating that we have finally elected a Native American woman to Congress.

So what am I, chopped pemmican?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at November 07, 2018 09:55 PM (cguCB)

746 692 Here's the skinny: Oswald acted alone. We landed on the Moon. The Holocaust really happened. Obama was born in Hawaii. Bin Laden orchestrated 9/11. We've never been visited by aliens. That is all.

Okay, 5 out of 6 is not too shabby!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 07, 2018 10:08 PM (cguCB)

747 Nadler & Schumer...every damn time.

Posted by: Chicolini at November 08, 2018 05:30 AM (DtQfl)

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