Finally: A Rocky-Style Movie About a Plucky Young Social Media "Influencer"

Don't worry -- it's a parody and a mockery.

A little levity might be nice.

This one's funny-strange.

This is funny -- Star Wars, but with all the lightsaber noises replaced by Owen Wilson saying "woww."

Another one, with Owen Wilson's "wow" clearer.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:31 PM




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Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (2BPRE)

2
Stephen Furst!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (pNxlR)

3 Worst!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (AM1GF)

4 My role model!

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (xFmWK)

5 energy drink for kids made of pure cocaine ... Old Coke ... RGB should try some.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (Cus5s)

6 -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . -.-.--

Posted by: The OG Influencer at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (ctuyM)

7 If you haven't see his 'pitch sessions' check them out.

Seriously hilarious for movie fans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

8 Boy Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (2sCft)

9 That was funny and cute. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (U5tDi)

10 I was going to be a famous (and wealthy) paperback writer.

once.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (hrcfq)

11 "An energy drink for kids made from pure cocaine..."

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

12 like that queef who sent in an essay which just read "black lives matter". his resume was full of bullshit like that he was a chief visionary officer of a company he made up.

and then, there is David Hogg.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (8yDg8)

13 I loved that scene in Rocky where he was trying to get back in shape and had to tap out during the RBG workout routine and Burgess Meredith and Carl Weathers called him a pussy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (WlPiF)

14 I'm gonna be popular on social media - until I get deplatformed and queue up for unemployment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (I2dne)

15 It looks like he ran this video through iphone's new "gay" filter.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (7J5t2)

16 Got willowed, so just reposted:


Artinisal:

What does #twoweeks mean??


Christopher Taylor:


Dude, Pitch Black was not the only Riddick movie. There's like two more, including one which was called CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK...

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (q+HNC)

17 Almost willowed, but there is a video of the Politico pussy who could not handle the RBG workout. WTF.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (a+WIL)

18 Totally not gay.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr)

19 I was going to be a best selling author of Islamic history books. or maybe get them taken seriously. um. I think "House Of War" got a footnote once.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (8yDg8)

20 Yeah, I'm gonna need a Ben Shapiro reference to spice things up.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (Ts2qT)

21 If you can make a buck doing this, all the power to you. The problem isn't the influencers, the power is idiots who are influenced by the influencers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (QBoRM)

22 Something that would give me levity...

Anyone have Mattie Y's home address?

Posted by: golfman at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (If3tB)

23 I'm. Im. Por. Tant.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (/1Al9)

24 Funny. Especially liked the part where he walked right into that iron pole.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (JXEtC)

25 Why was he not tweeting?

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (HgMAr)

26 There's a video on twitter of some lefty loon with a purse melting down over D'nish D'Sousa coming there. It's funny. Some of the comments suggest he won't get chicks. I assume some people are gaydarless?

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (nRWPy)

27 oh wait, he was just using the "canadian" filter

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (7J5t2)

28 -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . -.-.--
Posted by: The OG Influencer at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (ctuyM)


I was told there would be no Morse.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (T71PA)

29 prescient 11: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK TOTALLY BLOWS AND I WAS PRETENDING IT DOESN'T EXIST.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (8yDg8)

30 Pretty good. Never heard of an "influencer" before. If you're making life choices because of some rando on YouTube, you're a sadder specimen than even me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

31 dagny, CBD put up that video in his Morning Rant today. We had a grand old time with it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (U5tDi)

32 29 prescient 11: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK TOTALLY BLOWS AND I WAS PRETENDING IT DOESN'T EXIST.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (8yDg

It had good visuals!!

...but yeah, total blow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (bcbK8)

33 Some of the comments suggest he won't get chicks. I assume some people are gaydarless?

Posted by: dagny
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Well keep in mind the term "chicks" now includes persons like Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (C8eOe)

34 28 -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -- --- .-. . / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . -.-.--
Posted by: The OG Influencer at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (ctuyM)

I was told there would be no Morse.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (T71PA)

If he does it again is it re-Morse?

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (NWiLs)

35
Selling pure cocoaine energy drinks to kids is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (1TDxc)

36 I've seen him before, but that one was pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (g0Lfb)

37 Pretty good. Never heard of an "influencer" before. If you're making life choices because of some rando on YouTube, you're a sadder specimen than even me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)


Now that's the spirit!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (T71PA)

38 The only Riddick movie is Pitch Black.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

39 LOL.

I admit. I have a beauty influencer I love to watch on YouTube. She's does makeup, and there's no way I'll ever do makeup like that - I'm too lazy.

But she's hilarious and has people that don't ever wear make up subscribing to her.

Her parents are Nigerian, which endears her more to me. But she's really entertaining, and she's been influential in getting makeup brands to cater to black skin, which is great. And she gives tips for black women and makeup, which is very different from other women and makeup.

But what I don't get is the vlogs where people are just recording their every day lives. I blame reality TV.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (9hauA)

40 The only Riddick movie is Pitch Black.
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Wait I thought there were only two Riddick movies.

Pitch Black and the one with the Necromonger invasion.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (C8eOe)

41

Poor "Grandma."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (2I4LM)

42 Most of this shit is just narcissism a-go-go.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

43 Well keep in mind the term "chicks" now includes persons like Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (C8eOe)

And burly guys in dresses.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (9hauA)

44 Funny. Especially liked the part where he walked right into that iron pole.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 08, 2018 05:35 PM (JXEtC

Google up Kanye West running into the sign. Hilarious ( still don't like him or trust him but don't mind using him. War )

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (A6Xv7)

45 "Personal brand"

WTAF

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (iiixZ)

46 Not to be outdone by Broward Co, King Co (Seattle) last reported any election results on 11/7 at 3:43pm.

Now you may ask, who gives a fuck, it's WA, the Dem wins by 30%. And you're right. For elected offices, everyone knew the results 6 months ago.

But there is a ballot measure at stake as well that would create a carbon tax in the state. It is the left's wet dream of making driving unaffordable to the masses. And it is also losing right now. But King Co may have enough votes to squeak out a win. And it's been over 24 hours since they reported any vote totals.

Draw your own conclusions as to what that means.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (QBoRM)

47 I admit. I have a beauty influencer I love to watch on YouTube

If that's what one is, I have a firearms influencer: Hickok45.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (g0Lfb)

48 An actual narcoleptic kitten for you ace.

http://youtu.be/M__rjVNMT-4

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (BXMxN)

49 Pretty good. Never heard of an "influencer" before.

Because I review every book I buy and anything else I get, Amazon offered me to be an "influencer" on their site. Basically its like creating a store, but I only earn commissions. I put products on a page, review them, and if people buy them I get a small cut. I started to look into it then realized I didn't want to work for Amazon for pennies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)

50 But what I don't get is the vlogs where people are just recording their every day lives. I blame reality TV.
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I had no clue what this is until I read a book someone pimped on the book thread.

Comet Dust. Its about a college girl doing her thing and vlogging and the end of the world starts happening. It was actually really well done.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (H1sLq)

51 From Social Media to Gay Pornhub In One Easy Lesson.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

52 a couple of actual good YouTube timewasters: How Ridiculous. 4 Aussie dudes throw bowling balls. anvils, javalins off a 45 meter tower and destroy stuff. Really funny.
also: Project Binky for motorheads. 2 British mechanics stuff a celica/supra engine in a Mini. its insane, and the guys are insanely entertaining.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (X8sJ6)

53 But what I don't get is the vlogs where people are just recording their every day lives. I blame reality TV.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (9hauA)

And reality was spawned as a reaction to the writer's strike.
So...blame the unions?
Or just capitalism itself?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (8iiMU)

54 I started to look into it then realized I didn't want to work for Amazon for pennies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
Working for Amazon (or whatever New Tech Titan) for pennies is the future. Just ask them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (I2dne)

55 Boulder:

Now that's funny. Sigh, I actually liked Chronicles of Riddick ok.


Everyone watch FL folks, there is some serious fuckery going on. AND WHEN ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF MARC FUCKING ELIAS AT PERKINS COIE GOING TO BE RAIDED!!!!???

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (q+HNC)

56 Oh, missed it here. I have to assume all you guys knew he was gay.

Also afternoon drive guy Larry Oconnor was asking who should be the next AG. Everyone was saying Gowdy.

NO! He didn't manage shit re Bengazi. He's useless. I have less of a problem with Christi. At least Christi isn't spineless but pretending to have a spine by mugging for the camera.

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (nRWPy)

57 Max! Take me to the YouTube studio lot!

Posted by: Norma Desmond at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (ismre)

58 I could be an anti-influencer. "The product sucks. Even if it didn't it wouldn't make you happy or prolong your pointless life by a single second."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

59 Oh good, it's snowing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (WlPiF)

60
Babylon AD



The only energy drug for me is C6H12O6. All natural, organic, sustainable, and legal.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (hrcfq)

61 The only Riddick movie is Pitch Black.
=====
Wait I thought there were only two Riddick movies.

Pitch Black and the one with the Necromonger invasion.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (C8eO

Wait I thought there were three Riddick movies. Pitch Black , the one with the Necromonger invasion and the one called Riddick.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (A6Xv7)

62 Look at me. LOOK at me.
Do as I say, not as a I do.
I am more special.
I want attention. Now.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (haWye)

63 47 I admit. I have a beauty influencer I love to watch on YouTube

If that's what one is, I have a firearms influencer: Hickok45.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (g0Lfb)

Love Hickcock45
I'm also a fan of MAC. Nuttnfancy is hit or miss but...useful

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (bcbK8)

64 Palette cleanser early OT

Sometimes I am totally clueless. Like I had no idea the Seth Rich murder and the fake Russian Collusion scandal out are really part of the same story and are intimately connected. This is a Black Pilled video that discusses that topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Wu2klCK7E

Posted by: John McBrain at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (q177U)

65 40 Three plus an anime to tie together the first two.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

66 You mean, funny-strange eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (EZebt)

67 >> Ben Shapiro reference to spice things up.

Abby please, not Ben.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (f1Vqw)

68 I am tired of social media.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (bUjCl)

69 Reminds me of one of the only funny SNL skits of the past decade, the fake Wes Anderson horror movie trailer - something like "The Dark Coterie of Sinister Intruders."

Owen Wilson - Oh wooowwww, there's a bunch of crazy people on our lawn about to kill us!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

70 reality TV
duh.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (8iiMU)

71 61 The only Riddick movie is Pitch Black.
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Wait I thought there were only two Riddick movies.

Pitch Black and the one with the Necromonger invasion.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:39 PM (C8eO

Wait I thought there were three Riddick movies. Pitch Black , the one with the Necromonger invasion and the one called Riddick.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (A6Xv7)

In the main timeline, there are three live action Riddick movies, one animated movie (by the guy who did Aeon Flux) and a video game, all in canon.

Some alternate timelines only contain the movie 'Pitch Black'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (bcbK8)

72 Lancelot:

Yeah, there are three. Pitch Black. Chronicles of Riddick. And the one where he is stranded on a planet with bounty hunters coming after them and he's got to kill them all. No fucking clue the name, but "Riddick" might be correct.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (q+HNC)

73 WHEN ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF MARC FUCKING ELIAS AT PERKINS COIE GOING TO BE RAIDED!!!!???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (q+HNC)

Once I'm nominated and confirmed, consider the writing to be on the wall.

Posted by: Trump's Next AG at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (6UvYI)

74 i added some funny videos.

I don't know if he trips my gaydar. Good hair isn't necessarily gay.

Though it doesn't help.

Posted by: Ace going with an anatomical Deep Cut pun at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

75
Yanet Garcia is a sort of an influencer, no? That's the kind of influence I can get behind.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)

76 I have zero social media presence and I have never regretted not doing so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (WlPiF)

77 If that's what one is, I have a firearms influencer: Hickok45.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (g0Lfb)

Forgotten Weapons. The gun nerd who is to gun nerds what gun nerds are to normal people.

Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (7PLM4)

78 And reality was spawned as a reaction to the writer's strike.
So...blame the unions?
Or just capitalism itself?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 05:41 PM (8iiMU)
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It got a big double-down from the writer's strike, but we'd probably be here anyway. A one-hour "reality TV" episode costs less than a 30-minute sitcom, and less than a quarter as much as a one-hour drama (from back when I was in the industry - the ratios have probably changed by now). It doesn't matter if you don't get as big an audience because the input costs are so much lower so the profit margin is good regardless.

The weird season alignment, though - where stuff just seems to come out whenever - was a knock-on effect of the writer's strike.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (I2dne)

79 There are only 2 Terminator movies and only 2 Alien movies as well.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

80 But what I don't get is the vlogs where people are just recording their every day lives. I blame reality TV.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (9hauA)
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The worst thing isn't that people actually make those videos, it's that people actually watch them. That's what I can't figure out.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (U5tDi)

81 Some of them make a lot of money.

The chick whose makeup videos I like has an amazing house/apartment now, gets invited to all sorts of fashion shows, has her own makeup line in some makeup brands, etc.

She started as a nobody in like 2008 or so, but she's pretty big now. I'm happy for her because she's actually super entertaining, unlike some boring ones who have even more subscribers.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (9hauA)

82 Mean Mary doing Sweet Jezebel. The guitar riff is great but the song, the words are like a painting made with words.

https://youtu.be/fCuKTDfouMI

Mean Mary is mostly known for her fiddling and she's amazing on a violin but she is good on the guitar too. I bought one of her CDs and there's no dud on it. Super tight, one of those acts that people mean when they say "there's good music out there, you just don't hear it on the radio"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (39g3+)

83 Travelogs are ok.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (bUjCl)

84 + 10 on Hickock45.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (iiixZ)

85 Palette cleanser early OT

Sometimes I am totally clueless. Like I had no idea the Seth Rich murder and the fake Russian Collusion scandal out are really part of the same story and are intimately connected. This is a Black Pilled video that discusses that topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Wu2klCK7E

Posted by: John McBrain
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Dude. Really?

Did you just wander in or something?

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (/lQn8)

86 Personal brands:

I forget who it was, but there's some rapper whose wife wanted to market a fashion line and music, etc., under her own name.

She found out after she found funding and divorced him that he had quietly had her name trademarked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

87 Yanet Garcia...?


woowwwwww

Posted by: Owen Wilson at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

88 Yanet Garcia is a sort of an influencer, no? That's the kind of influence I can get behind.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
+++++++++
She influences that which resides within my trousers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (I2dne)

89 Dr. Pimple Popper is better.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

90 Forgotten Weapons. The gun nerd who is to gun nerds what gun nerds are to normal people.
Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (7PLM4)

I've been watching 5-10 of that guy's videos a day, does that make me a gun nerd?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (6UvYI)

91 Wish things had worked out differently for Zinke to run against Tester.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (fYi9j)

92 Than there are the tv shows that had 2 seasons and the second season is basically a totally different show.Buck Rogers and Space 1999.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (BXMxN)

93 I've gonna get a Go Fund Me to startup an anti-social media site.

Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (/1Al9)

94 The Kardashians started the influencer crap. They paid big big bucks just for Kim to tweet out a product she was using. They don't have the same juice as they used to have but still have a strong limp hand.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (A6Xv7)

95 I've been trying to use Social Media to sell my books for like 5 years now and as near as I can tell its had zero effect. I don't know what I'm doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

96 So, Trump uses his own personal lawyer to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about banging her = OFFICES RAIDED, SHITSHOW, PERP WALK IN PUBLIC.


Killary uses Marc Elias to launder funds to start the entire Russiagate lie, paying Russian spies for fake info, = NOTHING HAPPENS, DUDE IS NOW TRYING TO STEAL FLORIDA


No justice. No fucking peace.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)

97 88 Yanet Garcia is a sort of an influencer, no? That's the kind of influence I can get behind.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
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She influences that which resides within my trousers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (I2dne)

Her behind influences me.

And Lorena Orozco.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

98 Pimp not limp you retarded AI useless program!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (A6Xv7)

99 I love watching 'cupcake addiction' on you tube...she makes the most beautiful creations..

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

100 Social media is poison, by the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

101 I think Ian from Forgotten Weapons might be gay....NTTAWWT

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (BXMxN)

102 "woowwwwww

Posted by: Owen Wilson at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (PbpT7) "

Cmon ace, there's clearly more than two o's, he holds that sound for a while.

I'm thinking probably woooowwwww.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

103 BTW, very nice to hear Bill O'Reilly on Hannity's show.


Thought he got a very raw deal from the Murdoch kids. Whatever you thought about him, the guy literally built the beginning of Fox News. What they did was fucking shameful.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (q+HNC)

104 I just want to remind everyone that DACA was NOT an executive order but a memo.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (V6Q2+)

105 Wish things had worked out differently for Zinke to run against Tester.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (fYi9j)

Soon.

Posted by: Zinke for MT '24 at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (6UvYI)

106
Unboxing videos are dumbest

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (TAmPV)

107 95 I've been trying to use Social Media to sell my books for like 5 years now and as near as I can tell its had zero effect. I don't know what I'm doing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

Marketing is tough as hell. It's one reason I don't write professionally.

Do you know about Dean Wesley Smith?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

108 I've been watching 5-10 of that guy's videos a day, does that make me a gun nerd?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (6UvYI)

I guess, but very few will ever achieve his levels. They don't call him Gun Jesus just because of his hair.

Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (7PLM4)

109 ''The only Riddick movie is Pitch Black. ''

Damn good movie. Scary as hell.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (jm1YL)

110 79 There are only 2 Terminator movies and only 2 Alien movies as well.
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

And only three Star Wars movies.

I would also like to cull a few of the 007 flicks, but really can't bring myself to do it.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (1TDxc)

111 Than there are the tv shows that had 2 seasons and the second season is basically a totally different show.Buck Rogers and Space 1999.

For Buck Rogers at least it was the writer's strike, so they picked up some crappy old show they never used and built shows around those scripts. And it was terrible. No idea what happened to Space: 1999 but it might have been the same thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

112 101 I think Ian from Forgotten Weapons might be gay....NTTAWWT
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (BXMxN)

I always read him as a 'Renfest' type. Was friends in college with one.
NTTAWWTE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

113 For a couple of weeks there, I was addicted to videos of chicks braiding hair, straightening hair.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (9hauA)

114 Oh FFS.

Jeb Bush: "The media is not the enemy of the people. The freedom of the press is protected by the Constitution. Presidents never enjoy pointed questions from the press, but President Trump should respect their right to ask them and respect Americans enough to answer them"

Of course new BFF Acosta immediately went on Twitter to thank good old Jeb.

Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

115 Unboxing videos are dumbest
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (TAmPV)
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I used to think so, but changed my mind. I once bought something I had to return (I don't even remember what anymore) but I couldn't for life of me get it repackaged properly. It was tetrised in there and I didn't pay attention when I unpacked it.

I went and found an unboxing video for it, and was able to use it is a guide to get it repackaged for return.

Probably not the reason they make them, but it can be useful when returning something popular that came in elaborate packaging.

#protip

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (I2dne)

116 This guy has a really sharp eye for satire. And I'm guessing he will be around for a while because he completely avoids politics. I take that to be a good sign. People with a good sense of irony/hypocrisy who avoid politics tend to be closet conservatives who dislike confrontation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

117 Also, I just signed up to volunteer for Scott for the recount, and yes I am a lawyer.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (fYi9j)

118 Do you know about Dean Wesley Smith?

I know he has two first names

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

119
You may remember the story about Yanet's boyfriend "dumped her to play video games".

Well -- and I'm too lazy to hunt down a link -- put out something 'splaining himself.

Basically, he was tired of her shit. Said she seemed a bit vain and self-absorbed. The last straw was something about money. Yanet goes cuckoo for coco puffs over the prospect of money to buy her shiny things or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (f1Vqw)

120 I am Spartacat!

Posted by: Mr. Marbles at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (Z9C5C)

121 I think Ian from Forgotten Weapons might be gay....NTTAWWT
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (BXMxN)

Crossed my mind, too. DGAF. He knows his shit and gets stuff on film that's almost nowhere else except maybe an national archive somewhere.

Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (7PLM4)

122 No idea what happened to Space: 1999 but it might have been the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)
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Was that the one where everyone had those snappy uniforms with the big wide gold belts? My husband was flipping through channels a few weeks ago and that went by and it looked fabulous.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (U5tDi)

123 It doesn't matter if you don't get as big an
audience because the input costs are so much lower so the profit margin
is good regardless.



The weird season alignment, though - where stuff just seems to come out whenever - was a knock-on effect of the writer's strike.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (I2dne)

So....capitalism and 'never underestimate the intelligence of the American people'...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (8iiMU)

124 Dude. Really?

Did you just wander in or something?
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:45 PM (/lQn

Fucking sock fail.

I always tuned out any discussions of Seth Rich on here and elsewhere. I always figured it was a nothingburger. Turns out it's kind of a lynch pin of the entire revolt of the Deep State regarding muh Russia. It's amazing I managed to avoid learning about this.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (q177U)

125 ''Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.''

Forget it Jake. He's a Bush.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (jm1YL)

126 I just want to remind everyone that DACA was NOT an executive order but a memo.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 05:48 PM (V6Q2+)

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The 9th Circus knows this will be overturned. They just buy time with bullshit rulings like this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (I16G8)

127 @92 Than there are the tv shows that had 2 seasons and the second season is basically a totally different show.Buck Rogers and Space 1999.
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War of the Worlds

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (gQlI7)

128 Also, I just signed up to volunteer for Scott for the recount, and yes I am a lawyer.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (fYi9j)

How YOU doin ' ?

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (bUjCl)

129 Oh FFS.

Jeb Bush: "The media is not the enemy of the people. The freedom of the press is protected by the Constitution. Presidents never enjoy pointed questions from the press, but President Trump should respect their right to ask them and respect Americans enough to answer them"

Of course new BFF Acosta immediately went on Twitter to thank good old Jeb.

Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

Some dude responded to Jeb's tweet: Even your tweets are low energy.

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (9hauA)

130 Meanwhile, Democrats in Florida are stealing the election.

Posted by: WTF at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (uloIh)

131 The first year of Space:1999 was pretty solid sci fi with a great cast, but it fell apart quickly thereafter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)

132 Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

Did he say that in English or Spanish?

Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (7PLM4)

133 YouTube is strange. There are great instructional videos to show you how to build or repair absolutely anything, and there are 63,168,417 videos of people buying shit at WalMart.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

134 I've gonna get a Go Fund Me to startup an anti-social media site.
Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (/1Al9)


1. Start antisocial media site.
2. Nobody visits it.
3. Profit!!!


Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (T71PA)

135 I enjoy watching The Tank Museum's videos on youtube. The "Funnies", the ones about the odd, one-off & specialty tanks, hosted by a delightfully eccentric old Brit, are my favorites.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (Izzlo)

136 > 44 "Funny. Especially liked the part where he walked right into that iron pole."

--Posted by: Anonymous 7


>> "Google up Kanye West running into the sign. Hilarious ( still don't like him or trust him but don't mind using him. War )" --Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

Hadn't seen that, watched it just now on your recommendation. Yeah, that's even better-- and what makes it so is Kanye's crazy reaction *after* he walks into the sign.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (JXEtC)

137 132 Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

Did he say that in English or Spanish?
Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM

Please clap

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

138 127 I watched that but I don't recall much about it except the premise was cool.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (BXMxN)

139 Yeah, where the fuck is the horde on the FL situation!!!! WTF is going on???!!!!!


Honestly, the fact that that fucking fraud hasn't been shut the fuck down already does fall on Scott's head as FL's gov. How is this rampant fucking fraud allowed to go on???!!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (q+HNC)

140 Who is this Yanet you speak of?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (9hauA)

141 1. Start antisocial media site.
2. Nobody visits it.
3. Profit!!!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (T71PA)
+++++++++++++
I'll see your "no profit" and raise you "no revenue!"

Posted by: Tech Startup at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)

142 118 Do you know about Dean Wesley Smith?

I know he has two first names
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

LOL

He's a former editor for F&SF and Analog I think. He has a blog and some books with good self-publishing and marketing advice. Check him out when you aren't writing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

143 Also, I just signed up to volunteer for Scott for the recount, and yes I am a lawyer.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (fYi9j)
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Good for you! Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi)

144 Just read the last thread on RBGAAAINNZZZZZZberg and have tears of laughter streaming down my face.

I saw Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues open for Three Dog Night at Chicago Party Animals Loft Venue in '75 ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (WqPYg)

145

In a series of tweets on Tuesday, Irish musician and new Muslim convert Sinead O'Connor posted an openly racist tweet against "disgusting" white people and bashed "f***er" President Donald Trump.

O'Connor said on Twitter that she never wants to associate with non-Muslim people ("white people") ever again "for any reason."

"I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

146 Was Yanet the one dating some MLG guy? I dunno, saw a story about some random hot broad getting dumped by a pro gamer.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (oZ6kz)

147 The part I hate is that when you look up "how do I do this thing" 9 out 10 of the hits are "watch my kewl video on how to totally PWN this problem, d00d!!!"

I don't want a video. I want a step by step write up. Your video is full of crap I don't want or need and does not allow me to easily doublecheck steps, go back, and skip what I don't need.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)

148 Who is this Yanet you speak of?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (9hauA)
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She's a Mexican weatherbabe with plenty of junk in the trunk and a nice rack up top.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)

149 140 Who is this Yanet you speak of?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (9hauA)

Yanet Garcia is a Mexican Weather Girl/model/booty smokeshow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

150 Some dude responded to Jeb's tweet: Even your tweets are low energy.

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique

LOL! Someone should ask him how would he know what a President should do....he'll never be one.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

151 131 There were only 2 seasons and the second is so different it is like a new show.And bad.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (BXMxN)

152 I have no idea what a social media influencer is (except from this video) so I guess I'm not influenced by any of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (AllCR)

153
"I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

Well.

Bye.

Posted by: Vanya at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (7PLM4)

154 fortunately for me, the Constitution does protect my right to be annoying, and Jeb' s right to write books about how all the whites and blacks in America should just piss off and hand over all "Turtle Island" back to Mexico.

and we in return have the right to vote for anybody but him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (8yDg8)

155 Who is this Yanet you speak of?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (9hauA)
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Oh no. Don't get him started . . . .

(She's a Mexican [I think] weatherbabe that many of the guys here think should be the model for all weatherbabes.)

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (U5tDi)

156 >> Who is this Yanet you speak of?

Yanet Garcia, Mexican weathergirl extraordinaire. Callipygian cornucopia. Divine derriere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:54 PM (f1Vqw)

157 Yanet Garcia has the look of a girl that's 4 feet tall. Big teeth, huge eyes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

158 "I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)
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That'll play well in whatever Ireland's version of Peoria is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (I2dne)

159 "I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

Does she... not realize what color she is? Or does she think being a Muslim makes her no longer white?

Leftism scrambles and then dries out the brain.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (9hauA)

160 Ya know what is amazing about jeb....he got his ass kicked in the primary from coast to coast and learned nothing. the putz still thinks he and his ilk are the future of the republican party? What a dope..The sperm must have run weak by the time old barbara dropped him out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (Fh8wK)

161 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)
That chick is whacked.

And a Zero.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (8iiMU)

162
What will marketers think of next.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (bUjCl)

163 The hotties and costumes on Buck Rodgers were incredible.

Man....SOME things about the 70's and early 80's should have been preserved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

164 ''In a series of tweets on Tuesday, Irish musician and new Muslim convert Sinead O'Connor posted an openly racist tweet against "disgusting" white people and bashed "f***er" President Donald Trump. ''

In a desperate attempt to be relevant again. Sorry Pumpkin you are sooo yesterday.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

165 I've been trying to use Social Media to sell my books for like 5 years now and as near as I can tell its had zero effect. I don't know what I'm doing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

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I'll tell y'all a little secret: Social Media is nearly useless from a business standpoint. There are exceptions, but not many.

At every company I've worked (except one), our marketing departments have had something called a "social media manager," for whom I have often had to make graphics, etc.

In no business I've worked, has social media marketing made a discernible impact on sales (rarely even on site clickthroughs).

Marketeers have a cultlike devotion to "trends," that they identify, and it's always very faddish. Rarely do tactics have staying power.

Right now, the marketing industry's belief in Social Media is approaching what I would call "fanatic obsession." They keep chasing this dragon, this chimera of an effective social media strategy.

And young girls in marketing programs at colleges take FULL advantage of this to secure good-paying jobs playing on Facebook and Twitter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

166 Sinead O'Connor is crazier then a bag of cats.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (q177U)

167 That'll play well in whatever Ireland's version of Peoria is.

Well I mean, what's the last CD you have even heard of this crazy bint putting out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

168 111 The strike didn't help but supposedly Gil Gerard was unhappy with the light and humorous first season and wanted a more serious tone.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (BXMxN)

169 Who the eff asked Jeb for his opinion? What does he even do any more?

Hey, Jeb, go away and keep your empanada hole shut.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (jUVms)

170 Next up, Sinbad O'Connor!

I take one look at you and I think 8 ball, corner pocket!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (oZ6kz)

171 I'll see your "no profit" and raise you "no revenue!"
Posted by: Tech Startup at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)p

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I'll call with "burn rate".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (I16G8)

172 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)

173 But the video was cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

174 YouTube is strange. There are great instructional videos to show you how to build or repair absolutely anything, and there are 63,168,417 videos of people buying shit at WalMart.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

This^^^

There are beaucoup vids how to work on your E46 BMW. 1998-2005 or something like that. I used them often.

Loved that car.

Drove like a dream.

Until I realized WHY there were so many vids. AND why I was using them so often.

Posted by: golfman at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (If3tB)

175 168 Oh and Glen Larson was no longer in charge.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (BXMxN)

176 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)

Links???

Posted by: golfman at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (If3tB)

177 In a desperate attempt to be relevant again. Sorry Pumpkin you are sooo yesterday.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (jm1YL)
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She is also one of the very few people who can point a precise moment in time when her career ended. Most people can't do that but she can watch that one SNL piece and pinpoint it exactly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (I2dne)

178 Supposedly the Mueller team has started writing its final report on investigation. My guess is it won't say "there never was anything there and we knew it all along" but it will mean that in so many words.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (39g3+)

179 Ok, Googled Miss Yanet. Mostly pics of her derriere or her in skimpy clothes.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (xdEmQ)

180 Sorry Florida.

Your SecState is a Jeb Bush appointee.


zzzz

Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (LL1Be)

181 Isn't Sinead O'Connor bi-polar? Since Mohammed possibly was too, I guess it fits

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

182 167 That'll play well in whatever Ireland's version of Peoria is.

Well I mean, what's the last CD you have even heard of this crazy bint putting out?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

The Lion and the Cobra.

It's Quality.

She isn't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

183 Who the eff asked Jeb for his opinion? What does he even do any more?

Hey, Jeb, go away and keep your empanada hole shut.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (jUVms)

Trying to outdo Karl Rove and Steve Schmidt.

Posted by: golfman at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (If3tB)

184 Apparently the commies are assembling in Times Square to protest something something that might happen to Mueller.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (ctuyM)

185 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time.

Yeah I've been enjoying that. Its sort of sad that they were so isolated from so much good music. I mean I doubt they even have heard any old good funk, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

186 Re: Social Media and influence, saw a story the other guy about Facebook admitting in court docs that they completely fudged their video view metrics, the ones that led to many companies laying off their writing staffs and hiring lots of 'content creators.' Bottom line is that video ads on Facebook do basically zilch for 90% of companies, and they were all sold a lie by Big Tech.

You'd think in a sane world there'd be some punishment for that.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)

187 117 Also, I just signed up to volunteer for Scott for the recount, and yes I am a lawyer.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (fYi9j)

Do you know if they need a CPA? I'd volunteer!

(Damn, these are the times I wish I'd listened to my snobby judge of a brother-in-law and got my law degree too)

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (MEgUr)

188 163 The hotties and costumes on Buck Rodgers were incredible.

Man....SOME things about the 70's and early 80's should have been preserved.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK

I met & got a hug from Erin Gray at a comic convention a few years ago. I want that on my tombstone.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (Izzlo)

189 147 The part I hate is that when you look up "how do I do this thing" 9 out 10 of the hits are "watch my kewl video on how to totally PWN this problem, d00d!!!"

I don't want a video. I want a step by step write up. Your video is full of crap I don't want or need and does not allow me to easily doublecheck steps, go back, and skip what I don't need.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah, you have to wade through the crap to get to the good instructional videos. When you find one, though, it's great.

I'm not much of a mechanic, but I changed the water pump in my truck just by following the instructions in one good, clear video. That would have cost me $350 at least.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (hjaPQ)

190 This is the video I watched yesterday about Buck Rogers.

https://youtu.be/xviX1aISFTo

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (BXMxN)

191 Ya know what is amazing about jeb....he got his ass
kicked in the primary from coast to coast and learned nothing. the putz
still thinks he and his ilk are the future of the republican party?
What a dope..The sperm must have run weak by the time old barbara
dropped him out


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM

---

He got crushed in the Primary after outspending everyone by 100-1.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

192 A great thought in an article I read.


40 years ago, look at the "Westernicized" Afghanistan, Egypt, Pakistan, fuck the entire middle east.


They literally laughed at women going around covered up. Now look at them. There is a rot in Western culture. It was not strong enough to overcome these goatfucking inbreds. In fact, it literally was destroyed by the same.


Now what does that tell you?



And also, Joe Walsh is the dumbest fucking man in politics. Just saying.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (q+HNC)

193 yall are kinda strange

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)

194 I'll call with "burn rate".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (I16G
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Except that the part is *almost* over and I have to wait for the next one, I have a website idea along these lines. I'm going to find a lab and have them torch a piece of US currency for me to get the BTU contents. Then I want to start a website that shows the biggest unicorns and their burn rates - converted into "how many average US homes could be heated if we shoveled $100 bills into a furnace instead."

I'll bet Netflix could heat a neighborhood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (I2dne)

195 Sinead O'Connor has serious psychological problems. Numerous Suicide attempts also. I think a lot of people have turned their back on her bcz of the said crazy and refusal to get help.

Sadly, she's the kind of person that could be twisted by dark Islamists to go jihad in a big way, suicide bomber territory.

I hope she avoids white people, bcz that looks like the path she is already on. smh

Thank goodness she doesn't live here.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (B6WO/)

196 @138 I watched that but I don't recall much about it except the premise was cool.
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I only saw a few episodes, so I'm not really sure what happened. But my vague recollection was that the idea for season one was that one of the leads was with the military, and the other was a civilian, and the two of them were working together to stop a secret invasion of the US by Martians that had recently woken up (the illness that they contracted after invading put them into suspended animation instead of killing them, or something like that; no war machines and heat rays this time, though).

Season 2 ditched the military character. And so far as I could tell from the one episode I watched, government power had more or less collapsed.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (gQlI7)

197 I can't watch those "Kids React to X" videos because they make me sad that this current generation is full of scrubs. A bunch of 8 year olds can't get past the first screen in Mega Man? I beat that fucking game when I was 5! Amateurs...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

198 188 Watch the video I posted at 190.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (BXMxN)

199 Finally: A Rocky-Style Movie About a Plucky Young Social Media "Influencer"

I actually saw a movie like that:

Like.Share.Follow.

It was okay. A sort of thriller.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (KEr/t)

200 (Damn, these are the times I wish I'd listened to my snobby judge of a brother-in-law and got my law degree too)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (MEgUr)

If you have CPA, you can handle law degree.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (bUjCl)

201 Ok, Googled Miss Yanet. Mostly pics of her derriere or her in skimpy clothes.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (xdEmQ)
++++++++++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)

202 Ya know what is amazing about jeb....he got his ass
kicked in the primary from coast to coast and learned nothing. the putz
still thinks he and his ilk are the future of the republican party?
What a dope..The sperm must have run weak by the time old barbara
dropped him out


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM

He did a good job here as governor - and it's been all downhill since.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (MEgUr)

203 have zero social media presence and I have never regretted not doing so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM

Me either

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (T4oHT)

204 Jeb Bush: "The media is not the enemy of the people. The freedom of the press is protected by the Constitution. Presidents never enjoy pointed questions from the press, but President Trump should respect their right to ask them and respect Americans enough to answer them"

Of course new BFF Acosta immediately went on Twitter to thank good old Jeb.

Hey Jeb, tell me where in the Constitution is says that being a preening, rude, narcissist raging asshole is protected.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:49 PM (oiNtH)


Jeb knows he was kicked out because, unlike a 7 year old or a trained chimp, Acosta could not behave himself, not because of his difficult questions. Jeb is an asshole as well.

>>>Presidents never enjoy pointed questions from the press

That's rich. I think what annoys all of us more than anything is that anchors and twitter pundits are *never* required to face pointed questions. They just assert idiotic shit. If there's a panel, they might occasionally be faced with a question by a token conservative, but that's about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (/qEW2)

205 I only saw a few episodes, so I'm not really sure what happened. But my vague recollection was that the idea for season one was that one of the leads was with the military, and the other was a civilian, and the two of them were working together to stop a secret invasion of the US by Martians that had recently woken up (the illness that they contracted after invading put them into suspended animation instead of killing them, or something like that; no war machines and heat rays this time, though).

Season 2 ditched the military character. And so far as I could tell from the one episode I watched, government power had more or less collapsed.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (gQlI7)

Lt. Col. Ironhorse was very cool

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

206 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)

No offense but I find much of "white" music boring. I (No, I generally don't care for rap.)

I do like the whitest of all music, classical.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (xdEmQ)

207 182
167 That'll play well in whatever Ireland's version of Peoria is.

She can stick a Cork in it.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (8iiMU)

208 AoSHQ is my social presence !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (bUjCl)

209
Yeah, where the fuck is the horde on the FL situation!!!! WTF is going on???!!!!!

Honestly, the fact that that fucking fraud hasn't been shut the fuck down already does fall on Scott's head as FL's gov. How is this rampant fucking fraud allowed to go on???!!!!


Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:52 PM (q+HNC)


Several knowledgeable commenters here have explained what's going on in Florida. I'd suggest you read them before you blow a gasket.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (TAmPV)

210
Sinead announces her conversion:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6317761

Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (f1Vqw)

211 196 The cool concept was that the George Pal movie was a cover up for a real invasion iirc.Like how in Return of the Living Dead the Gerge Romero movie was real but presented as fiction.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (BXMxN)

212 193 yall are kinda strange
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)

You're only just now figuring this out?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

213 I met & got a hug from Erin Gray at a comic convention a few years ago. I want that on my tombstone.

She seems like a real nice lady in addition to being really pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (39g3+)

214
Does she...
not realize what color she is? Or does she think being a Muslim makes her no longer white?

Leftism scrambles and then dries out the brain.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (9hauA)

Well, liberals have been saying that not loving on islam is racist

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (Izzlo)

215 187. I will keep you updated. I volunteered through a friend of mine that is connected, I will ask if they have other specific needs.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (fYi9j)

216 Incredible how Dems are stealing an election with a Republican SOS and Governor. Imagine what they do in states run by Dems.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (QBoRM)

217 I do like the whitest of all music, classical.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (xdEmQ)
++++++++++
What's your poison? My favorite is Tchaikovsky or Beethoven (depends on my mood) and I tend to favor the Russians/Eastern Europeans in general.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (I2dne)

218 Has anyone agreed to boycott the White House with CNN yet?

It's pretty hilarious they'd even ask. Sounds so junior high.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (B6WO/)

219 No, Sinead. Non Muslims are called "Non Muslims" or if they practice a religion-Christians, Jews, Hindus, etc. You can be a variety of ethnic groups and still be a Muslim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (AllCR)

220
Yanet and most of the Mexican weathergirls are the type, who if they noticed you looking in their eyes as you talked would say, "Hey, my boobs are down here!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)

221 Sinead is severely mentally ill and has been breaking down in public for years. Every now and then someone gets her to stay out of public life and that's better for her.

I don't care what she says about white people. She's not sane. It's like making fun of someone with cancer. If you were a fan you feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

222 There are beaucoup vids how to work on your E46 BMW. 1998-2005 or something like that. I used them often.
---
It's uncanny sometimes. I had a relatively new mower that wouldn't start. There was a video of the exact model that showed exactly what I needed to do to fix it. It took about 30 minutes to find the video and 10 minutes to fix the mower.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (hjaPQ)

223 ''This is the video I watched yesterday about Buck Rogers. ''

What ever happened to the guy who played Buck Rogers? Gil something or other wasn't it?

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (jm1YL)

224 218 Has anyone agreed to boycott the White House with CNN yet?

It's pretty hilarious they'd even ask. Sounds so junior high.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (B6WO/)

Drama queens..all wanting attention from the star QB.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

225 He did a good job here as governor - and it's been all downhill since.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (MEgUr)

Early onset Alzhiemers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (Fh8wK)

226 So, if a bunch of us go and like his shit, does parody then become... reality???

/head... explodes

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

227 Sinead, cover yourself and be quiet it's the way of your new found faith. Hope you don't want to drive or vote either, cattle are now above you Sinead. Enjoy, dipshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (WlPiF)

228 Has anyone agreed to boycott the White House with CNN yet



what's this ??

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (bUjCl)

229 Yes Sinead is genuinely crazy. As in the real thing, not "stop acting so crazy" but "my dog told me to shoot all the children" crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)

230 188 163 The hotties and costumes on Buck Rodgers were incredible.

Man....SOME things about the 70's and early 80's should have been preserved.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK

I met & got a hug from Erin Gray at a comic convention a few years ago. I want that on my tombstone.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (Izzlo)

Yeah. I could probably die happy if I had that offmy bucket list.

I had the biggest crush on her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

231 203 have zero social media presence and I have never regretted not doing so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM

Me either

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (T4oHT)

---------------
Great! I have my first two customers for my anti-social media site!

Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (/1Al9)

232 180 Sorry Florida.

Your SecState is a Jeb Bush appointee.

zzzz
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 05:57 PM (LL1Be)


And, like a good Republican, I voted for him for governor. I didn't think he was that bad at the time.

#NeverAgainBush

Eh, doesn't quite have the right ring to it, but I'm done voting for any of those cucky fucks.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (DTX3h)

233 I guess Acosta can rest easy because he isn't a Saudi citizen. They have a different way of dealing with subversive reporters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (dNzKv)

234 206 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)

No offense but I find much of "white" music boring. I (No, I generally don't care for rap.)

I do like the whitest of all music, classical.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (xdEmQ)

One kid I watched earlier today listened to "Ave Maria" for the first time & almost had me crying. He was like "this must be what it's like when you go to Heaven & hear the angels singing."

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (Izzlo)

235 210
Sinead announces her conversion:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6317761

Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (f1Vqw)

___

Heh. Couple of days ago I was at Whole Foods and the pizza lady was a white fat chick with a hijab. I like Whole Foods, but holy shit it's like they go out of their way to hire the most SJW types out there, LOL. Everyone who works at my local WF is a walking SJW/NPC stereotype come to life.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (QBoRM)

236 223 Gil Gerard

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001266/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (BXMxN)

237 3 I met & got a hug from Erin Gray at a comic convention a few years ago. I want that on my tombstone.



How is she? What look has she gone with? Natural or Botox? She always seemed a beauty both inside and out.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (B6WO/)

238 215 187. I will keep you updated. I volunteered through a friend of mine that is connected, I will ask if they have other specific needs.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (fYi9j)

Hey, CPA firms count votes for beauty pageants, don't they?

I might be useful after all . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (MEgUr)

239 223 ''This is the video I watched yesterday about Buck Rogers. ''

What ever happened to the guy who played Buck Rogers? Gil something or other wasn't it?
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (jm1YL)

Gil Gerard. He had a drinking problem, I think. Went the way of Jan Michael Vincent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

240 I liked the guy who listened to "Welcome To The Machine" and he stopped it like 3 times to listen to the lyrics over and over, completely blown away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)

241 Casual games are doing more harm to our youth than soy. We need Trump to issue an EO and Make America Git Gud Again.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (LNw+N)

242 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

I wasn't a fan and I think bipolar disorder is a very serious disorder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (AllCR)

243 Did they ever do a remake of Buck Rogers ? after gerard ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (bUjCl)

244 Sinead needs to embrace the Amy Winehouse solution to her many mental issues.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (bML9A)

245 6 The OG Influencer

- .-. -.-- / -.- .- -... --- --- -- / .. -. ... - . .- -..

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (hyuyC)

246 What's your poison? My favorite is Tchaikovsky or Beethoven (depends on my mood) and I tend to favor the Russians/Eastern Europeans in general.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (I2dne)

Baroque period is my favorite.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (xdEmQ)

247 159 Does she... not realize what color she is? Or does she think being a Muslim makes her no longer white?

Leftism scrambles and then dries out the brain.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:55 PM (9hauA)

At least she actually converted, unlike all the cowards who bleat on and on about how much they love Islam, but are still hedonistic atheists.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (pgXNG)

248 Gil Gerard. He had a drinking problem, I think. Went the way of Jan Michael Vincent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM

Airwolf!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (WlPiF)

249 We're past 100.

Nancy Pelosi (net worth: $19 million). She's the daughter of "Old Tommy" d'Alesandro, whose "parking garage" connections forced him out of the Maryland gubernatorial race in 1953, and the sister of Franklin D. Roosevelt "Roosey" d'Alesandro, arrested in 1954 along with 15 other youths, as Time magazine reported at the time, for "taking two girls, ages 13 and 11, on an all night joy ride and keeping them in a furnished flat for a week. He was acquitted of the rape charge, but out of the investigation of this case grew a perjury indictment against 21-year-old Roosey." Nancy's mama, Anunciata, got into trouble that same year when she admitted on the witness stand to receiving $11,000 from a contractor named Dominic Piracci, who was convicted of conspiracy to defraud the city. Oddly enough, Piracci's daughter married Tommy d'Alesandro III, who later followed his father into the Baltimore mayoralty. All in the family!
https://www.nationalreview.com/
2009/08/untouchables-david-kahane/

J.J. Sefton blew it out of the water today.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (Q0dwZ)

250 >> I guess Acosta can rest easy because he isn't a Saudi citizen. They have a different way of dealing with subversive reporters.

-----------------

Hassan chop!

Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (f1Vqw)

251 239 Nah,weight problem.On Buck Rogers they hadto change the costume design as he ballooned from one episode to the next.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN)

252 I do like the whitest of all music, classical.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (xdEmQ)

And your White privilege emerges....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (wYseH)

253 How is she? What look has she gone with? Natural or Botox? She always seemed a beauty both inside and out.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at N



wicked witch of the west, not good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (MTjB1)

254 Jesus. These people are terrorists.

https://tinyurl.com/y9ys7tqn

Alex Rubinstein @RealAlexRubi

Here is a statement sent to me from one of the Smash Racism DC organizers involved in the protest at Tucker Carlson's home last night

Read the tweet attachment. It is scary. These guys are out for blood.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (2I4LM)

255 238. Well, lawyers are a dime a dozen in these scanarios. So I mayend up assisting you in counting some votes!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (fYi9j)

256 2235

Haven't been to WF in such a long time. I pretty much stick to Trader Joe's. Such a nice store and so many interesting things to buy.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (jm1YL)

257 I guess Acosta can rest easy because he isn't a Saudi citizen. They have a different way of dealing with subversive reporters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 06:03 PM (dNzKv)

LOL...PDT should have used that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (Fh8wK)

258 Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (pgXNG)


I'd prefer the atheists thank you. I do not like the true believers.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (B6WO/)

259 I met & got a hug from Erin Gray at a comic convention a few years ago. I want that on my tombstone.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (Izzlo)

that is truly Nerd Worthy!

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

260 Heard an interesting comment awhile ago.
What would happen if today's soy-boy manbun millennial were to meet the Marlboro Man?

I'm thinking a short meeting.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 06:07 PM (0tfLf)

261 243 Did they ever do a remake of Buck Rogers ? after gerard ?
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (bUjCl)

Not yet.

There was a pretty good SNES game I played a lot of. (or maybe it was Sega Genesis???)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

262 Plus I think being mentally ill and a performer people have taken advantage of her for a very long time, and now people have probably taken advantage of her in her conversion because she was a big deal at one time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 06:07 PM (AllCR)

263 ''Gil Gerard. He had a drinking problem, I think. Went the way of Jan Michael Vincent. ''

That's a shame. He was a nice looking guy.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

264 I do like the whitest of all music, classical.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:00 PM (xdEmQ)

And your White privilege emerges....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (wYseH)
LOL.

It's not cultural appropriation though. Just because.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (xdEmQ)

265 Fun Gil Gerard tweet:

I don't think enough is being said of the brilliance, the sheer unfettered genius that was Hillary Clinton conspiring with a foreign power so she could lose the election.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

266 I loved Airwolf when I was young, mostly for the copter. Yeah it was basically dumb but the little redheaded mechanic Caitlin was cute and those old vietnam chopper pilots they used for stunts were amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)

267 http://bit.ly/2RMDVo1
====
View' Co-Hosts Say WH Female Aide Committed' Battery'Against Acosta 'She Shouldn't Have Touched Him' The Daily Caller
=====
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (+om3e)

268
bomb threat on I-5 in Tacoma, WA. explosive device found and detonated.

wtf people

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

269 Yanet Garcia looks like she escaped from an anime.

A sexy sexy anime.



You know, one with no tentacles involved.

Posted by: naturafake at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (9X624)

270 258 I'd prefer the atheists thank you. I do not like the true believers.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (B6WO/)

It's more that I have negative levels of respect for the "I want to use Islam as a weapon, but I'd never live the Shari'ah Lifestyle myself!" types.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (pgXNG)

271 Baroque period is my favorite.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:05 PM (xdEmQ)

Most women won't look twice at a guy who's baroque.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

272 @218 Has anyone agreed to boycott the White House with CNN yet?

It's pretty hilarious they'd even ask. Sounds so junior high.
---------------

I don't think Trump would mind. Fact is, the conservative press will never support such a boycott. And the rest of the press needs Trump far more than Trump needs them.

I'm confident that Trump is well aware of that.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (gQlI7)

273 That's a shame. He was a nice looking guy.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)



He ended up making one good looking son, that I know of. With Connie Selleck. (They do a show together with John Tesh & I see sometimes.)

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (B6WO/)

274 View' Co-Hosts Say WH Female Aide Committed' Battery'Against Acosta 'She Shouldn't Have Touched Him' The Daily Caller


You know who else blamed the victim ???

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (bUjCl)

275 266 I loved Airwolf when I was young, mostly for the copter. Yeah it was basically dumb but the little redheaded mechanic Caitlin was cute and those old vietnam chopper pilots they used for stunts were amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)

Ditto.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

276 IMDB profile of Gil Gerard says he is a clse friend of Buba Clinton and his problem was with obesity not drinking according to this.He Was Married to Connie Selleca though.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001266/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (BXMxN)

277 >> "210

Sinead announces her conversion:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6317761


Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit."

Which translates into English as "Eight ball in the side pocket."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (JXEtC)

278 On behalf of everyone on a phone, I'd like to thank everyone for not pasting any long links.

Much appreciated.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (xdEmQ)

279 I googled Yanet Garcia.

Kinda cartoonish indeed. On her instagram page it says she's a.....wait for it....INFLUENCER!!

lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (QBoRM)

280 268
bomb threat on I-5 in Tacoma, WA. explosive device found and detonated.

wtf people
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Wasn't me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

281 So what are the chances Sinead will put on a burka and STFU?

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (T4oHT)

282 What would happen if today's soy-boy manbun millennial were to meet the Marlboro Man?

I'm thinking a short meeting.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 06:07 PM


Wasn't that a sub-plot of City Slickers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (ctuyM)

283 Wasn't me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK


gaddammit, MARK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (d7Ww2)

284 Most women won't look twice at a guy who's baroque.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

If he wasn't baroque before, he will be when I get through with him.

Posted by: Mae West at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM (/1Al9)

285 73 WHEN ARE THE LAW OFFICES OF MARC FUCKING ELIAS AT PERKINS COIE GOING TO BE RAIDED!!!!???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (q+HNC)


my new representative Colin Allred worked there, sure would be a shame if he went to prison and the dems lost a House seat.

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (nFwvY)

286 loved Airwolf when I was young, mostly for the copter. Yeah it was basically dumb but the little redheaded mechanic Caitlin was cute and those old vietnam chopper pilots they used for stunts were amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at N




you know the helicopters don't really go supsersonic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)

287 261 Not yet.

There was a pretty good SNES game I played a lot of. (or maybe it was Sega Genesis???)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK

There was an early 80s arcade game that used the license, but it was really just the game "Zoom 909" with the Buck Rogers logo plastered on the marquee.

As for the Genesis/Megadrive game, I know vert little about that one. But it being SSI, it's probably beyond my pitiful level of cognitive ability.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (pgXNG)

288
Acosta should've been picked up by the scruff of his scrawny neck and frog-marched right out of the WH by some SS agents.

PDT needs a signal to give to tell them to do that. You know, don't even say anything, just nod and out goes the reporter.

They'll get the message.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (f1Vqw)

289 "Influencers" guys on Youtube like Collider that are paid shills but pretend to be objective I believe.The RLM guys do a parody.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (BXMxN)

290 you know the helicopters don't really go supsersonic.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

291 And now there is a brush fire in Thousand Oaks..

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (a0IVu)

292 Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:58 PM (Izzlo)
===
YUMMMM Erin Gray !
===
I got a Free Pic , Hug & a Kiss on the cheek from Brande Roderick, Playboy Model, Soft Porn movie star & on late version of Babewatch errrr Baywatch. Just for telling her how amazing she still looked & she really did & got to shoot the shit with Reb Beach of Winger fame & now Whitesnake at Steelcitycon Comic convention

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (+om3e)

293 Here's some good music reaction videos I've seen lately

https://youtu.be/Fg4PdR_ZtEs
https://youtu.be/hoLyM5uKWeY
https://youtu.be/zYeHseIkgwg

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (Izzlo)

294 Most women won't look twice at a guy who's baroque.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

Most men can't Handel a women who wants only money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (wYseH)

295 271 Most women won't look twice at a guy who's baroque.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

Her car's vanity license plate : "WAS-HIS"

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (pgXNG)

296 So what are the chances Sinead will put on a burka and STFU?
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:11 PM

She has to go through the process of conversion. Step one, sammich making. Step two, STFU unless asked....etc. etc.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (WlPiF)

297 I liked the guy who listened to "Welcome To The Machine" and he stopped it like 3 times to listen to the lyrics over and over, completely blown away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)


Why would anyone bother with song lyrics. Most of them make no sense and the rest are trite, at best, if not outright stupid.

Lyrics are just the scaffolding to hang a voice around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (KEr/t)

298 I don't think Trump would mind. Fact is, the conservative press will never support such a boycott. And the rest of the press needs Trump far more than Trump needs them.

I'm confident that Trump is well aware of that.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:09 PM (gQlI7)


Trump as said as much at his rallies. He would point to the cameras and say you guys need me and should thank me, you're making money because of me.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (T71PA)

299 View' Co-Hosts Say WH Female Aide Committed' Battery'Against Acosta 'She Shouldn't Have Touched Him' The Daily Caller
=====
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (+om3e)


So, if someone takes one of their purses and they touch him trying to get it back, they are wrong? It wasn't Jim's microphone. But okay. I saw stuff last night around the web that tried to paint Jim as the victim.

What about toxic masculinity and all that other crap you nutbars spout?

They are awful, awful, awful hypocrites. Let the people see.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (B6WO/)

300 I do like the whitest of all music, classical.


Wagner or Bruckner?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (88xKn)

301 radar turned blue ... 1-3" of the white stuff tonight.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

302 Acosta should've been picked up by the scruff of his scrawny neck and frog-marched right out of the WH by some SS agents.

PDT needs a signal to give to tell them to do that. You know, don't even say anything, just nod and out goes the reporter.

They'll get the message.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (f1Vqw)

ever see the video when Saddam frog marched some people out of a meeting and hum terminated their services?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (Fh8wK)

303 Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit.

If you read farther down in the article, she actually spelling it Shuhada' Davit with an apostrophe after the last a in Shuhada'.

#apostrophelivesmatter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)

304
Caitlin was cute and those old vietnam chopper pilots they used for stunts were amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)



Some of them weren't so amazing.

Posted by: Zombie Vic Morrow at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (TAmPV)

305 297 I liked the guy who listened to "Welcome To The Machine" and he stopped it like 3 times to listen to the lyrics over and over, completely blown away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)

Why would anyone bother with song lyrics. Most of them make no sense and the rest are trite, at best, if not outright stupid.

Lyrics are just the scaffolding to hang a voice around.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (KEr/t)

*Can't tell if serious or not*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

306 nurse rached @ 268- wtf, people?
These incidents are all being.....excuse please.....racheded up to keep us from thinking of the election-stealing going on right this minute in FL, GA, and AZ. At this point, I will be surprised if we even have an election in 2020. I mean why go to all the trouble?

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (zLDYs)

307 Why would anyone bother with song lyrics. Most of them make no sense and the rest are trite, at best, if not outright stupid.

I was wrong, it was "Wish You Were Here" he listened to:
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

Not trite or dumb at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)

308 chique,
Early or late Baroque? I have a thing for Monteverdi.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (jm1YL)

309 Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit.

I read that as Shouldnta Doneit

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (WlPiF)

310 They are awful, awful, awful hypocrites. Let the people see.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (B6WO/)

I think you guys are missing the point. She works for Trump, ergo, not a woman.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (xdEmQ)

311 >>>What would happen if today's soy-boy manbun millennial were to meet the Marlboro Man?


Mickey Rourke could barely ride that motorcycle.

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (nFwvY)

312 I do like the whitest of all music

Johnny Winter...

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (T71PA)

313 302 ever see the video when Saddam frog marched some people out of a meeting and hum terminated their services?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (Fh8wK)

King Barry can lock them in a closet, Baba Yaga can literally herd them into a rope pen, but PDT can't even enforce a "one question only" policy without a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-action.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (pgXNG)

314 303 Her Islamic name is now Shuhada Davit.

If you read farther down in the article, she actually spelling it Shuhada' Davit with an apostrophe after the last a in Shuhada'.

#apostrophelivesmatter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)


Apostrophe... apostate...

Tomatoe... tomahtoh...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)

315 Sinema is going to win AZ. There are still 475k ballots not counted in maricopa county. Somehow. It's not like the election was 2 days ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (dNzKv)

316 Only got in Yanet typed and she popped up on Google, she is a doll.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (T4oHT)

317 @287 As for the Genesis/Megadrive game, I know vert little about that one. But it being SSI, it's probably beyond my pitiful level of cognitive ability.
-----------------

If it was SSI, then I'm guessing that it was based on the TSR role-playing game that came out in the late '80s.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (gQlI7)

318 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)


Have they figured out that CCR wrote Proud Mary? That's what would be necessary to restore my hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (/qEW2)

319 Why would anyone bother with song lyrics. Most of them make no sense and the rest are trite, at best, if not outright stupid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM


What?????? Lyrics are how you get the word.

Posted by: The Bird at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (ctuyM)

320 CNN is worried no one will miss them. Without Jim sucking up all the airtime, other reporters will get more time. So CNN pleads...please boycott with us. Even though Jim was wrong and taking away time from your reporters to ask questions.

Plus, as Ted Koppel said, CNN needs Trump.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (B6WO/)

321 Maricopa went for McSally, didnt it?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (fYi9j)

322 312 I do like the whitest of all music

Johnny Winter...
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (T71PA)

Barry White?

Oh... wait...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

323 Correction: Current Secretary of State of Florida is a RICK SCOTT appointee.


Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (q+HNC)

324 *Can't tell if serious or not*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (bcbK


Serious.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (KEr/t)

325 266 I loved Airwolf when I was young, mostly for the copter. Yeah it was basically dumb but the little redheaded mechanic Caitlin was cute and those old vietnam chopper pilots they used for stunts were amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)


*fistbump*

Ahh, "Sweet Britches"...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (DTX3h)

326 254
Jesus. These people are terrorists.



https://tinyurl.com/y9ys7tqn

I wonder how close Tuckers wife came to putting a few rounds through that door.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (K22Va)

327
Maricopa went for McSally, didnt it?


Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (fYi9j)


It was about an even split

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (TAmPV)

328 Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (/8RAd)

329 Just going to put it out there, musically, my (still an asshole) father raised me on Frank Zappa and King Crimson.

This is probably a contributing factor as to why my brain doesn't function properly, ha.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (pgXNG)

330 Mickey Rourke could barely ride that motorcycle.

Well of couse, he's the Marlboro man, he's supposed to be on horseback

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (39g3+)

331
Apparently the commies are assembling in Times Square to protest something something that might happen to Mueller.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Activists are calling for nationwide protests Thursday over fears that President Donald Trump is derailing the Mueller investigation.

Late Wednesday, a group of activist organizations under the banner "Nobody Is Above the Law" called for protests at 5 p.m. Thursday, local time, across the country. "Donald Trump has installed a crony to oversee the special counsel's Trump-Russia investigation, crossing a red line set to protect the investigation," the group said on its website.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (aKsyK)

332 Doesn't anyone remember when Killary met personally with Brenda Snipes right before the 2016 election???


Seriously folks, wtf??

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (q+HNC)

333 I do like the whitest of all music

Johnny Winter...
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (T71PA)

Barry White?

Oh... wait...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)


Average White Band

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (KEr/t)

334 286 you know the helicopters don't really go supsersonic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)


But, they DO fire Copperheads, right? RIGHT?!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (DTX3h)

335 I'm out. Going to a Catholic men's prayer & bonfire night.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (Izzlo)

336 Additionally, some of those other reporters are sick of Acosta's grandstanding, and know what he did was inappropriate (they aren't The View). So, they may be totes cool he is outta there for awhile.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (B6WO/)

337 chique,
Early or late Baroque? I have a thing for Monteverdi.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:14 PM (jm1YL)

Love Handel, Bach, Vivaldi, so late?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (xdEmQ)

338 Just going to put it out there, musically, my (still an asshole) father raised me on Frank Zappa and King Crimson.

This is probably a contributing factor as to why my brain doesn't function properly, ha.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM


You need to reenter the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (ctuyM)

339 ''Just going to put it out there, musically, my (still an asshole) father raised me on Frank Zappa and King Crimson''

Oh. Oh. King Crimson. Which one?

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (jm1YL)

340 Most men can't Handel a women who wants only money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (wYseH)

You take that Bach!

Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (/1Al9)

341 No sinema was leading maricopa, and trending higher than expected in PIma, where there are still 50,000 to count. Somehow. Also were counting mail ballots where the signature did not match the registration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (dNzKv)

342 Sen. Rubio is all over the Broward vote fraud and says a GOP court challenge is in order. I like the newfound nads on these guys.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (O98j8)

343 On behalf of everyone on a phone, I'd like to thank everyone for not pasting any long links.

Much appreciated.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:10 PM (xdEmQ)


Sorry, I'll cut it down to size.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yatkh5qg

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (Q0dwZ)

344 I'm out. Going to a Catholic men's prayer & bonfire night.



Have fun

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (bUjCl)

345 341. Thanks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (fYi9j)

346 Just going to put it out there, musically, my (still an asshole) father raised me on Frank Zappa and King Crimson.

This is probably a contributing factor as to why my brain doesn't function properly, ha.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (pgXNG)


"Twenty-first Century Schizoid Man"

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (T71PA)

347 I do like the whitest of all music



Johnny Winter...

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (T71PA)



Barry White?



Oh... wait...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)



Average White Band

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (KEr/t)

=====
She's an American feminist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (pw+jk)

348 Love Handel, Bach, Vivaldi, so late?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at N



somehow I have something of an excessive fondness for harpsichords.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)

349
I'm out. Going to a Catholic men's prayer bonfire night.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (Izzlo)


OMG they're burning white men now?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (TAmPV)

350 Wait wasn't Don Johnson the Marlboro man and Mickey Rourke was Harley Davidson?

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (BXMxN)

351 Most men can't Handel a women who wants only money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (wYseH)

You take that Bach!
Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (/1Al9)

I have a Liszt of things I want to take back...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (bUjCl)

352 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (fYi9j)
=======
Joe Arpaio county

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (+om3e)

353 you know the helicopters don't really go supsersonic.

Ever been in a Hotel Room when a Osprey flew over...felt supersonic to me LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (Fh8wK)

354
Here's an hilarous SNL clip from back when they were funny, lampooning Sinead. Phil Hartman is doing Sinatra on the "Sinatra Group", a parody of the McLaughlin Group.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-
sinatra-group/n10008

Remove line feed. This is a hoot -- you'll have to watch an ad, but it's worth it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (f1Vqw)

355 The guy is that did the Influencer video does mock pitch meetings of movies.

Very, very funny.

Might as well and go watch all 90 of them. He has one for each Marvel movie. Sort of like a 5 minute distillation of a Red Letter Media review.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (/8RAd)

356 I'm out. Going to a Catholic men's prayer bonfire night.

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (Izzlo)


OMG they're burning white men now?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:20 PM (TAmPV)

lolz
Good one.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (B6WO/)

357 If you have to be called an "influencer", you're not.

And what a stupid word it is. It's as dumb as calling every possible business and profession some sort of "provider".

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (EYWdj)

358 Bill has set-up a vote manufacturing machine in his condo in Atlanta...he thinks Stacey Abrams is hawt.

Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (yhf6w)

359 you know the helicopters don't really go supsersonic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM


Yeah, well CH-46s don't roll, either, but that never stopped the d*mned Marine pilots from trying.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (ctuyM)

360 War of the Worlds
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 05:51 PM (gQlI7)

They're killing illegal aliens!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2018 06:21 PM (nw6G5)

361 The demofascists feel that it is OK to cheat because Trump cheated in 16... oh and they always cheat in elections.... but mostly because they always cheat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (pw+jk)

362 @320 So CNN pleads...please boycott with us. Even though Jim was wrong and taking away time from your reporters to ask questions.
-----------------

When I was watching the video, I noticed that one of the reporters - the woman on the far right-hand side of the screen - appeared to be grinning as Acosta got the hammer dropped on him.

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (gQlI7)

363 Yeah, well CH-46s don't roll, either, but that never stopped the d*mned Marine pilots from trying.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at N




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

364 323 Correction: Current Secretary of State of Florida is a RICK SCOTT appointee.


Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:16 PM (q+HNC)

Well, I hope that he is on the scene of this theft personally.

I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

365 Vivaldi gin joints Vivaldi world...

Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (/1Al9)

366 Sinema is going to win AZ. There are still 475k
ballots not counted in maricopa county. Somehow. It's not like the
election was 2 days ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 06:15 PM (dNzKv)


Where are you seeing this? NYT has 99% of precincts reporting, with Sinema down by 1 full percentage point.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

367 Wait wasn't Don Johnson the Marlboro man and Mickey Rourke was Harley Davidson?

Yeah, you're right Mickey was the biker and Johnson was the cowboy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (39g3+)

368 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 06:18 PM (aKsyK)


Wasn't he already Assitant Attorney General and just moved up until a new AG is chosen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)

369 Vivaldi gin joints Vivaldi world...
Posted by: db at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (/1Al9)


heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:23 PM (T71PA)

370 The Sinatra Group...

Good times.
"I got chunks of guys bigger than you in my stool!"

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 08, 2018 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)

371 Additionally, some of those other reporters are sick of Acosta's grandstanding, and know what he did was inappropriate (they aren't The View). So, they may be totes cool he is outta there for awhile.

Posted by: platypus,

We have a manager at work like Acosta. Every meeting he has to blather on and on and we are all sick of it. He just announced that he accepted a job in another state. Good riddance....we'll throw a party after he leaves.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

372

Great White
Whitesnake
Great White Snake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 06:23 PM (aKsyK)

373 O'Connor said on Twitter that she never wants to associate with non-Muslim people ("white people") ever again "for any reason."

"I'm terribly sorry," she wrote. "What I'm about to say is something so racist I never thought my soul could ever feel it. But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that's what non-muslims are called). Not for one moment, for any reason. They are disgusting."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (aKsyK)


I'll say it again. I think that white liberals who say things like this feel shame in the presence of their peers (ie. other whites). Rather than admitting this to themselves and trying to understand why, they blame them.

Then, they engage in a curious form of racism. Analogous to the PETA misanthrope who says "I hate humans, I prefer animals", they project onto brown third worlders a sort of animal like innocence, naivete.

Sinead thinks she will finally be given the respect she deserves rather than criticism. After all, that's what animals do, isn't it? That's what she thinks her pets will do. I think she's in store for a rude awakening, and that will just be karma calling.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2)

374 342 Sen. Rubio is all over the Broward vote fraud and says a GOP court challenge is in order. I like the newfound nads on these guys.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:19 PM (O98j


Good. They'd better follow through and simply give in with the, "for the good of the country" bullshit. Know what'd actually be good for the the country? Not having one of the two main political parties endorsing and committing acts of terrorism.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (DTX3h)

375 Ahh Handel. Love is operas and oratorios. The old recording of ''Guilin Cesare'' with Beverly Sills and Norman Treigle is wonderful.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (jm1YL)

376 Where are you seeing this? NYT has 99% of precincts reporting, with Sinema down by 1 full percentage point.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

It's not AoSHQ without the rampant pessimism, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (xdEmQ)

377 Fraud upon Fraud.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (bUjCl)

378
ever see the video when Saddam frog marched some people out of a meeting and hum terminated their services?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2018 06:13 PM (Fh8wK)








It's awesomely chilling. He goes through the whole roster of the Iraqi legislature name by name.

"Abdul Rashid is..... *pauses for about 5 seconds* .....a traitor.

*secret police thugs grab Rashid by the scruff of the neck and drag him down the aisle*

*Saddam looks over the audience at his leisure*

"Muhammed Qati is..... *pauses for about 10 seconds* .....a loyal patriot."

etc.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (eXA4G)

379 The world was a better place before the tobacco settlement damnit.And I miss Spudz Mackenzie!

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (BXMxN)

380 Did cardio today to prepare for the burning times. Half marathon, 2h21minutes on the elliptical 40 minutes of rowing.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (heOND)

381 When I was watching the video, I noticed that one of the reporters - the woman on the far right-hand side of the screen - appeared to be grinning as Acosta got the hammer dropped on him.

None of them like him, but they all have to go through the motions of support because Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)

382 breaking news ktar radio reporting mcsalley votes were thrown away in 13 az counties. mail in ballots received at polling places on election day were thrown away at 7o pm tueday and not counted!

Posted by: ramondo at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (K4x8b)

383 breaking news ktar radio reporting mcsalley votes were thrown away in 13 az counties.



um, link or any other verification ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl)

384 Where are you seeing this? NYT has 99% of precincts reporting, with Sinema down by 1 full percentage point.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

Latest I see...
https://tinyurl.com/y7cphym7

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (TUU1F)

385 who wants to ride the chrome 3 wheeler?
who's gonna make the first mistake?
who wants to wear gypsy leathers,
all the way to Fire Lake?
who wants to break the news about Uncle Joe?
you remember Uncle Joe, he was the one afraid to cut the cake
who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah,
Joe's run off to Fire Lake.

IDK. lyrics paint a picture and tell a story, mostly that Uncle Joe was sick of Aunt Sarah's shit.

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

386 I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

Link to video?

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (heOND)

387 @374

Arrghh... "and **NOT** simply give in"

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (DTX3h)

388 Did cardio today to prepare for the burning times. Half marathon, 2h21minutes on the elliptical 40 minutes of rowing.



I got exhausted just reading that

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)

389 386 Good stuff here.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312610/

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (BXMxN)

390 Mary Beth:

Agreed 100%. This is worth a flaming skull. Folks we need both FL and AZ not just because, but to get over the cuck % in the Senate (see Romney and Sasse)...


Ramondo:

Are you serious?????!!!!!!!!!! Any confirmation on that???????

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (q+HNC)

391 383 breaking news ktar radio reporting mcsalley votes were thrown away in 13 az counties.



um, link or any other verification ?
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl)

2nf the motion on links.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (heOND)

392 Love Bruckner. Surprised you mentioned him - not many know his music.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (0z3fE)

393 Great White
Whitesnake
Great White Snake


Stop that, if you keep that up, the ghost of John Holmes will show up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (39g3+)

394 @377 Fraud upon Fraud.
-----------------

After all of the name-based puns up above, I first read that as 'Freud upon Fraud.'

/sigh

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (gQlI7)

395 Should I stay up a little to watch Tucker tonight?

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:28 PM (T4oHT)

396 96 So, Trump uses his own personal lawyer to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about banging her = OFFICES RAIDED, SHITSHOW, PERP WALK IN PUBLIC.


Killary uses Marc Elias to launder funds to start the entire Russiagate lie, paying Russian spies for fake info, = NOTHING HAPPENS, DUDE IS NOW TRYING TO STEAL FLORIDA


No justice. No fucking peace.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)


--------

These people really are untouchable.

Calls for a vengeance vacation.

Use those hobo hunting skills on high powered untouchables.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 06:28 PM (/8RAd)

397 breaking news ktar radio reporting mcsalley votes were thrown away in 13 az counties. mail in ballots received at polling places on election day were thrown away at 7o pm tueday and not counted!
Posted by: ramondo at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (K4x8b)


F*ck! Is the AZ Sec of State any good? Could the feds get involved since there were federal offices involved?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 08, 2018 06:28 PM (T71PA)

398 Some of you people are just really Mendelsshon.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 06:28 PM (2Rohr)

399 Did cardio today to prepare for the burning times. Half marathon, 2h21minutes on the elliptical 40 minutes of rowing.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (heOND)



Literally glad you shared this. Whenever you see me feel free to report and gloat. I need to be either shamed or encouraged into exercise. A little of both probably.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:28 PM (B6WO/)

400
After all of the name-based puns up above, I first read that as 'Freud upon Fraud.'

/sigh
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (gQlI7)

I Ravel in the puns !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (bUjCl)

401
I got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

And just put a bag over her head and do your business.

Posted by: Frank Sinatra, Chairman of the Board Baby at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (f1Vqw)

402 Latest I see...
https://tinyurl.com/y7cphym7

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (TUU1F)


Figures are from a guy on Twitter named AZ Data Guru. Could be true, I suppose. I think I'll hold off on the lighter fluid, though.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (lwiT4)

403 ''None of them like him, but they all have to go through the motions of support because Orange Man Bad''

I really was hoping the president would have had enough and jumped down from the podium and taken that mic away himself. Love me some Alpha male behavior.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

404
Did cardio today to prepare for the burning times. Half marathon, 2h21minutes on the elliptical 40 minutes of rowing.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (heOND)







If I'm gonna be running for two hours and twenty one minutes, there better be an army of bulletproof zombies chasing me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (eXA4G)

405 >>>67 >> Ben Shapiro reference to spice things up.

Abby please, not Ben.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (f1Vqw)
________
TEE-HEE-HEE

You Bois are so funny and when I laugh it makes by bewbies jiggle

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz and lack of a gag reflex at November 08, 2018 06:29 PM (E5D55)

406 386 I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

Link to video?
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (heOND)

https://tinyurl.com/yaztmecz

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (MEgUr)

407 117 Also, I just signed up to volunteer for Scott for the recount, and yes I am a lawyer.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 05:50 PM (fYi9j)
-----------------------------
Bless you.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (Rxduq)

408 Stop that, if you keep that up, the ghost of John Holmes will show up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM


What the heck? I post here a heck of a lot more than he does, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (ctuyM)

409
Should I stay up a little to watch Tucker tonight?
Posted by: Skip


Someone said he wasn't going to be on tonight or tomorrow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (aKsyK)

410


OMG they're burning white men now?


Well, duh. Where do think they get all that white smoke from?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (HaL55)

411 Love Bruckner. Surprised you mentioned him - not many know his music.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (0z3fE)

Heard some of his stuff. (YouTube is great with classical videos, including those with scores you can follow for us who are trying to practice sight singing.)

He's OK, but not exactly my style.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (9hauA)

412 AZ Data Guru is a state election employee

Posted by: Ha at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (iGWj0)

413 268
bomb threat on I-5 in Tacoma, WA. explosive device found and detonated.

wtf people
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Wasn't me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:11

*****

Me either.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (0tfLf)

414 PM (q+HNC)

Well, I hope that he is on the scene of this theft personally.

I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

-----

Looked up that guy. Basically a government stooge sucking on the government teat his whole life.

Looks like a spine of jello on him.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (/8RAd)

415 On the other thread I asked someone to describe the Broward shenanigans...Levin just did. They are violating every provision of state ballot counting code. I can't see how the GOP will meekly accept this shit.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (O98j8)

416 Owen Wilson used to be called The Butterscotch Stallion in some circles. I don't know how I know this.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (B6WO/)

417 AZ Data Guru is a state election employee
Posted by: Ha at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (iGWj0)


what's it mean ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)

418 Any dog-specialist Morons about? I'd like to get Frank's nails trimmed more often that "when Mr. Empire hears them click, and they splay out", but how often can that be? We took him in to the pet shop and got it done today, but one of the groomers said every two weeks, the other said once a month. I want advice from folks here I know.

Oh, and the shop had two cages of kittens. Frank was seriously taken with the little gray ones to the left of the door, and only mildly interested in the tortoiseshell to the right. I liked all of them, but then I'm a sucker for kittens anyway.

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:32 PM (z1drU)

419 Here's a link to the NYT Election results page. I got in on a free election-day no-pay-wall thing. Hopefully it's still free for you too:

https://tinyurl.com/ydfld8yk

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

420
OMG they're burning white men now?

The next Burning Man will include a real burning man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 06:32 PM (aKsyK)

421
After all of the name-based puns up above, I first read that as 'Freud upon Fraud.'

/sigh
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:27 PM (gQlI7)







Id hate to think that we're descending into the pun pit again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 06:32 PM (eXA4G)

422 Once a month should be fine.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

423 e. I can't see how the GOP will meekly accept this shit.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (O98j


Well, if they have learned Anything from Trump...anything at all...they won't. I didn't think WI Gop would cave though, and they did.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 06:33 PM (B6WO/)

424 Personally, I think the lyrics are the whole point, and the music is, at best, irrelevant. Take "Hallelujah" for example. Love the lyrics, but I have listened to every rendition on YouTube, and none of them give a better emotional experience than reading the words. In fact, most of them actually detract from the lyrics, especially when the singer wails like a sick cat (looking at you, Jeff Buckley).

I'm pretty confident people who say things like "and THIS chord progression conveys the sorrow of spring coming to an end" are just making shit up.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 08, 2018 06:33 PM (FM610)

425 409 makes sense
ktar.com maricopa county elections officials continue to count-ballots amid lawsuit
https://tinyurl.com/y8j94keh

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (T4oHT)

426 Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (mS+Df)

427 I'm pissed I missed the RBG gainzzzz thread. Whats she benching these days?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (+6jVU)

428 I hope this doesn't get willowed too soon, but EVERYONE should check out today's Klavan show. The part that matters starts about 29 minutes. He precedes it with the Acosta incident, and then the Tapper-Acosta interview. (And for once he doesn't suck up to Tapper.)

That's worth watching, but what matters is the tape of The One throwing a reporter out for being disrespectful, followed by the press corps chanting "Obama! Obama!" in support.

This needs to be seen more. I hope Ace puts it up, and every other conservative site. Everyone on Twitter (of course you'll get banned.)

Really, it's must see.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (59GGI)

429 415 On the other thread I asked someone to describe the Broward shenanigans...Levin just did. They are violating every provision of state ballot counting code. I can't see how the GOP will meekly accept this shit.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (O98j

Believe it or not, Rubio is all over it. Look at his Twitter feed.

Hopefully he is doing something about it.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (MEgUr)

430
Damn, these oxy's are clogging my ass up something fierce... anyone mind going in and digging me out?

Posted by: RPG at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (0N0JL)

431 MAGA:

It's fucking outrageous.


TO THE ENTIRE HORDE: Check out NYT 2018 Senate map. You can look at county by county results.


Anyone have further info on why 7 precincts from Bay County (in panhandle) are still recorded as unreported??!!

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (q+HNC)

432 Someone said he wasn't going to be on tonight or tomorrow.

They said on The Five that Killmeade will take his place but that Tucker is supposed to call in.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (K22Va)

433 https://politi.co/2Dv0U3S
=====
Judge sides with Florida GOP in absentee ballot dispute with Broward County

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (+om3e)

434 Grammie, will that just keep them the same length, or will they be able to trim the nails a bit shorter? I think they're too long, but am afraid to ask for much shorter as it is, for fear of cutting into the quick.

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (z1drU)

435 I live in Pennsylvania, but see this mail in ballot screw ups often enough to know I will not do a mail in. Electronic my vote and it should be counted in a millisecond

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (T4oHT)

436 The next Burning Man will include a real burning man.

But first, the bees

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (39g3+)

437 Marybeth I saw that irregularities have been reported to Sec State. It was on someone's twitter, sorry, can't recall who.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (O98j8)

438 Should I stay up a little to watch Tucker tonight?

I'm going to. He's royally pissed off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

439 386 I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

Link to video?
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (heOND)

https://tinyurl.com/yaztmecz
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (MEgUr)

.******

They pulled that shit in Washington State a few years back in the Governor's race. The GOP rolled over for the Dems. Cowards.
State has been Seattle blue ever since.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (0tfLf)

440 I hope Sinead moves to the middle east where she can be totally immersed in the people she feels comfortable around. I wish that for everyone. I wish it for me. I'm glad she admits she dislikes diversity, except for being the one diverse center surrounded by subordinates.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (/qEW2)

441 ''Any dog-specialist Morons about? I'd like to get Frank's nails trimmed more often that "''

Whenever anyone brings up clipping dogs' nails I alway reminisce about trying to clip our late Corgi's nails. OMG! The little stinker became monster dog every time those clippers came out. It was not fun.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (jm1YL)

442 I like how the cat had the same mustache as the guy.

Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (sdi6R)

443 wtf people
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Wasn't me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 06:11

*****

Me either.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM (0tfLf)
..........

well it obviously wasn't me. It exploded.

Posted by: Cesar Sayoc at November 08, 2018 06:37 PM (HgMAr)

444 y dog-specialist Morons about? I'd like to get Frank's nails trimmed more often that "when Mr. Empire hears them click, and they splay out", but how often can that be? We took him in to the pet shop and got it done today, but one of the groomers said every two weeks, the other said once a month. I want advice from folks here I know.

Oh, and the shop had two cages of kittens. Frank was seriously taken with the little gray ones to the left of the door, and only mildly interested in the tortoiseshell to the right. I liked all of them, but then I'm a sucker for kittens anyway.
Posted by: empire1 at N




you should get a rotary file, they are quick, easy, grind them nails down once a week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)

445 I can't see how the GOP will meekly accept this shit.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 06:31 PM


I may have spotted a flaw in the reasoning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)

446 Whats she benching these days?

A Sippy-Cup.

Posted by: convalescence at November 08, 2018 06:37 PM (jr1mC)

447 431 MAGA:

It's fucking outrageous.


TO THE ENTIRE HORDE: Check out NYT 2018 Senate map. You can look at county by county results.


Anyone have further info on why 7 precincts from Bay County (in panhandle) are still recorded as unreported??!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (q+HNC)

Here is what Larry Schweikart said about Bay County:

In short, both in FL and AZ, Rs have finally learned how to play the "Cook County" game of holding back your votes til all the cheatin' votes come in from the Ds.


I guess we'll see

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:37 PM (MEgUr)

448 I'm pissed I missed the RBG gainzzzz thread. Whats she benching these days?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM

Her carpet, not in a lesbian way either

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (T4oHT)

449 That's worth watching, but what matters is the tape of The One throwing a reporter out for being disrespectful, followed by the press corps chanting "Obama! Obama!" in support.

That was different, he was disrespecting the Lightworker!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

450 >>>176 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)


ah shit, I've had that planned as my end of day post for a while! Fuck! Maybe I'll put that together for tonight.

Posted by: Owen Wilson at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

451 Sessions will get right on it.


Oops.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (/8RAd)

452 OMG! The little stinker became monster dog every time those clippers came out. It was not fun.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM


Even more flatulence than usual?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (ctuyM)

453 Tuna, that's why we take Frank to the pet shop! We have the necessary heavy-duty clippers, but he will NOT allow US to do the job! Fortunately, the folks at the local Pet-Sense are a lot better than we are.

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:39 PM (z1drU)

454 ust going to put it out there, musically, my (still an asshole) father raised me on Frank Zappa and King Crimson.

This is probably a contributing factor as to why my brain doesn't function properly, ha.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM



Speaking of King Crimson-

I was semi-blown away by the fact that they used "Starless and Bible Black" as the opening for that
Nicholas Cage art-horror movie, "Mandy'.


And it worked spectacularly well easing you into the movie's world.. Really set an ominous tone along with the visuals.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturafake at November 08, 2018 06:39 PM (9X624)

455 Grammie, will that just keep them the same length,
or will they be able to trim the nails a bit shorter? I think they're
too long, but am afraid to ask for much shorter as it is, for fear of
cutting into the quick.

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:36 PM (z1drU)


Usually, if you keep them regularly trimmed, the quick may recede ever so slightly over time, and then you can start trimming them a little shorter if you like. The trick is to cut them regularly, so as not to let the quick advance too much. Also, if you do it yourself, keep some cornstarch on hand for any accidental nipping.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:40 PM (lwiT4)

456 449 That's worth watching, but what matters is the tape of The One throwing a reporter out for being disrespectful, followed by the press corps chanting "Obama! Obama!" in support.

That was different, he was disrespecting the Lightworker!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

I don't understand how that wouldn't make anybody quite literally ill.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:40 PM (pgXNG)

457 We have a corgi mix and he is very protective of his feet, as in the hell hound.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2018 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

458


I don't think Tucker is working tonight or tomorrow night either as a result of the Pantifa terror attack at his home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (HaL55)

459 Fortunately, the folks at the local Pet-Sense are a lot better than we are.

2 mg/kg Special K will mellow him right out for that nail clipping dude.

And by that I mean 1 for the dog 1 for me...

Posted by: Stoner Vet at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (0N0JL)

460 Thought Tucker will be off for a bit

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (bUjCl)

461 Y5, we tried that. He freaked worse at the grinder than he did at the clippers. UGH!

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (z1drU)

462 Anyone have further info on why 7 precincts from Bay County (in panhandle) are still recorded as unreported??!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (q+HNC)

I betcha they're withholding the votes to counteract the fraud being carried out in Broward County. Other panhandle counties have done that in the past, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (6UvYI)

463 406 386 I hope that video of the rented semi filling up with votes for Broward County, violating chain of custody requirements for paper ballots, has been sent to Pam Bondi's AND the Sec of State's offices. These people need to be arrested - now.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:22 PM (MEgUr)

Link to video?
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:26 PM (heOND)

https://tinyurl.com/yaztmecz
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:30 PM (MEgUr)

Unbelievable yet totally expected. I 100% positive this was a nation wide effort as well. And I'm 100% positive Trump knew via NSA. That's why he looked so pissed during the press conference.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:42 PM (heOND)

464 ''Tuna, that's why we take Frank to the pet shop! We have the necessary heavy-duty clippers, but he will NOT allow US to do the job! Fortunately, the folks at the local Pet-Sense are a lot better than we are.''

I don't think even they could have handled him. He really, really hated to get his nails trimmed. My husband and son had to prepare blankets and get their wrestling holds coordinated before we did it. He always knew. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:42 PM (jm1YL)

465 John Hinderaker at Power Line wonders in Tucker owns a shotgun, I am thinking a BAR

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:42 PM (T4oHT)

466 I don't think Tucker is working tonight or tomorrow night either as a result of the Pantifa terror attack at his home.

Killmeade in for Tucker but the Five says he'll call in to the show.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (K22Va)

467 I don't think Tucker is working tonight or tomorrow night either as a result of the Pantifa terror attack at his home.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 06:41 PM (HaL55)

Thanks BB. I wonder what he's up to? He will NOT take this shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

468 @462
I betcha they're withholding the votes to counteract the fraud being carried out in Broward County. Other panhandle counties have done that in the past, IIRC.
---------------

As the newish saying goes, "It's harder for them to cheat if they don't know the margin they need."

Posted by: junior at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (gQlI7)

469 428---
.......That's worth watching, but what matters is the tape of The One throwing a reporter out for being disrespectful, followed by the press corps chanting "Obama! Obama!" in support.

This needs to be seen more. I hope Ace puts it up, and every other conservative site. Everyone on Twitter (of course you'll get banned.)

Really, it's must see.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (59GGI)
------------------------------------------
WOW.
Yes, this should be distributed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (Rxduq)

470 If you ever get a puppy, my best advice is to handle their feet every night. Sit and watch TV and massage their feet. Pull on their feet. Get them used to it from Day 1.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4)

471 we tried that. He freaked worse at the grinder than he did at the clippers. UGH!
Posted by: empire1 at N




we had that issue, so we started doing one nail for 10 secs or so, to get them used to the sound, feel. gradually increased, now they are fine with the grinder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

472 470 If you ever get a puppy, my best advice is to handle their feet every night. Sit and watch TV and massage their feet. Pull on their feet. Get them used to it from Day 1.

Also the sight and smell of cold steel and blood...

Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (0N0JL)

473 ''We have a corgi mix and he is very protective of his feet, as in the hell hound.''

Courage, courage. The worst he can do is bite your finger off.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (jm1YL)

474 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nIbyezOUP0

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (FhXTo)

475 The One throwing a reporter out for being disrespectful, followed by the press corps chanting "Obama! Obama!" in support.

This needs to be seen more.


does not matter. they will find be a million reasons and justifications for O'Cracky to do such a thing

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (bUjCl)

476 470 If you ever get a puppy, my best advice is to handle their feet every night. Sit and watch TV and massage their feet. Pull on their feet. Get them used to it from Day 1.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4)
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I would like someone to do this for me.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (U5tDi)

477 That shit in Broward happened on a nation wide scale. Send them all to GITMO.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:45 PM (heOND)

478 you ever get a puppy, my best advice is to handle their feet every night. Sit and watch TV and massage their feet. Pull on their feet. Get them used to it from Day 1.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (lwiT4)
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I would like someone to do this for me.
Posted by: bluebell at N




you have a foot fetish? huh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:46 PM (MTjB1)

479 I hear you, bluebell.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:46 PM (lwiT4)

480 I would like someone to do this for me.

AMEN!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2018 06:46 PM (NKoL6)

481 454 Speaking of King Crimson-

I was semi-blown away by the fact that they used "Starless and Bible Black" as the opening for that
Nicholas Cage art-horror movie, "Mandy'.


And it worked spectacularly well easing you into the movie's world.. Really set an ominous tone along with the visuals.

Check it out.
Posted by: naturafake at November 08, 2018 06:39 PM (9X624)

The weirdest thing ever :

a Japanese-only arcade game, "Virtual-On Force", sometimes uses lyrics from King Crimson's "Model Man" during part of the ending.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 06:46 PM (pgXNG)

482 >> I would like someone to do this for me.

Hello.

I'll do it, but I'll be doing something else at the same time. To myself.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (f1Vqw)

483 I prefer to do curls with the iPhone like my soy bro in the picture. I'm almost up to ten.

Posted by: Ben "The Bruiser" Schreckinger at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (Tyii7)

484 Thanks, Grammie. Then we may try a compromise between the two weeks and one month recommendations from the shop, and go for three weeks. Multajn dankojn!

Posted by: empire1 at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (z1drU)

485 433 https://politi.co/2Dv0U3S
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Judge sides with Florida GOP in absentee ballot dispute with Broward County
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:35 PM (+om3e)

Can you repost this link? Not working for me - sorry

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (MEgUr)

486 It's not AoSHQ without the rampant pessimism, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (xdEmQ)




Yeah. But around hear one had better be ready to certify his factual statements.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 06:48 PM (Q0dwZ)

487 My favorite King Crimson song is the one that he talks about going around with a tape recorder and being confronted by some urban youths, how terrified he was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 06:49 PM (39g3+)

488

Thanks BB. I wonder what he's up to? He will NOT take this shit.


Yeah, I don't think he will either. I read somewhere that the terroristas blocked of the street. Where were the Fuzz while all this was going on?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 06:49 PM (HaL55)

489
SHOW ME DEM FEETS!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 08, 2018 06:50 PM (f1Vqw)

490 Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (MEgUr)
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I checked it, someone on twatter put up a story from august

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:50 PM (+om3e)

491 I agree with the withholding our votes until those fraudsters in Broward report everything. Those lying fucks.


Just curious if we really do have that ammo left in Bay County.


Larry Schweikart appears to think so. I hope he's right!!

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 06:50 PM (q+HNC)

492 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2018 06:50 PM (KCxzN)

493 At some point I would like an Essential Oils thread. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

494 ''I was semi-blown away by the fact that they used "Starless and Bible Black" as the opening for that ..''

Fripp, Bruford Wetton?

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:51 PM (jm1YL)

495 Never. First person that touches my foot is a goner.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 06:51 PM (2Rohr)

496 All in all maybe the week isn't so bad, not over yet but looking up I think.
A scotch is in order

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (T4oHT)

497 so...some dark corners of the NET are now saying RBG be all like fuck it, I'm retiring after all.

Hey, you do you, Ruth. It's not like your opinions were blisteringly intelligent or convinced anyone. And it's going to suck being irrelevant. So why not enjoy life.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (7J5t2)

498 I think Mark Levin would be an excellent AG - keep him usefully busy while we wait for another open seat on the SC.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (tSXzq)

499 According to Rubio: Florida law requires counties report early voting & vote-by-mail within 30 minutes after polls close. 43 hours after polls closed 2 Democrat strongholds Broward County and Palm Beach County are still counting & refusing to disclose how many ballots they have left to count

https://tinyurl.com/yc4z2ufa

So Broward County Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes, according to Rubio, is breaking the law.

Why isn't her ass in jail NOW?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (MEgUr)

500 Re Acosta - you want to pimp on TV fine. You want respect as a journalist, be one and act like one. They think they are all Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. Jebus be professional.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (xceTB)

501 you know, I'm sure the gheywad and vibrant migrant communities can spit out a walker for Ruth. The poor girl does need some companionship (i assume).

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (7J5t2)

502 Three broken ribs on an 80yr old is not easy peasy.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 06:53 PM (Q0dwZ)

503
Can you repost this link? Not working for me - sorry

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (MEgUr)


I guess the Broward County Election supervisor was opening absentee ballots in secret before the three member Cnvassing Board could determine if they were valid

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (TAmPV)

504 Why isn't her ass in jail NOW?

Commie get out of jail free card.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (Tyii7)

505 Could see Ruthy out until the end of year break.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (T4oHT)

506 504. Call the Broward Sherrif, surely, he will arrest her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (fYi9j)

507 Did the cops at Tucker's place at least collect the names of the terrorists? They said no arrests so far, but they sure did a lot of damage ... they should have collected every name of all present ... it was a group assault/invasion/threat.

To often they are listed as "activists", as in OK, protest over, go home. No Mr. PoeLeeesMan ... these are crimes ... major crimes when considering the threat to reporting anything the thugs don't like.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

508 Three broken ribs on an 80yr old is not easy peasy.
Posted by: Braenyard at N



how slow do you swing a club? my mom could hit three ribs on an 80 year old in one swing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)

509

A foot massage would be nice. No fetish.


I also wouldn't mind getting my back popped by a chiropractor either. Haven't had that done in a really long time. Again, no fetish.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (HaL55)

510 Confirming (in case I missed it):

Tucker announced at the end of last night's show that he was taking Thu & Fri off. Don't think it was the result of the mob, but who knows. He made it seem like it was planned vacation.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (c/u61)

511 Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 06:53 PM (Q0dwZ)
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85 to be exact

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (+om3e)

512 450 >>>176 I also have been watching music reaction videos, mostly of young black guys listening to old white guy music for the first time. Watching them get their minds blown by Queen, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, et al tells me there's hope for the future yet.
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 05:56 PM (Izzlo)


ah shit, I've had that planned as my end of day post for a while! Fuck! Maybe I'll put that together for tonight.

Posted by: Owen Wilson

==========

yeah, the Vegas guys are fun. I feel like they're being generous. But i'm considering starting my own channel as a coked out, white airline pilot reviewing hip hop for the first time...AND LOVING IT

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (7J5t2)

513 I am kind out of the loop and don't want to do searches and stuff, so..how many solid Senate seats do we have ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

514 "Nothing compares 2U" is bland shite. Prince unloaded one of his lesser efforts on O'Connor. And that's what her whole reputation rests upon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

515 You could suck dicks at a bus station and lose less respect!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

516 I would like someone to do this for me.
Posted by: bluebell at N

Me too. Love a good foot massage!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

517 yeah, tucker is filling sandbags and preparing firing positions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

518 @ace In the Influencer genre, can we get a repost of Remy's Bitcoin Billionaire? I waited until the comments were at 502 because I know that's when you look.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (IIOyJ)

519 ''At some point I would like an Essential Oils thread. Thanks in advance.''

Kinky. Suitable for a late, late night thread.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (jm1YL)

520 503
Can you repost this link? Not working for me - sorry

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:47 PM (MEgUr)


I guess the Broward County Election supervisor was opening absentee ballots in secret before the three member Cnvassing Board could determine if they were valid
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (TAmPV)

Thank you.

That's now 2 - TWO! - violations of the law.

I ask again: what isn't her sorry ass in jail?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (MEgUr)

521 According to Rubio: Florida law requires counties report early voting & vote-by-mail within 30 minutes after polls close. 43 hours after polls closed 2 Democrat strongholds Broward County and Palm Beach County are still counting & refusing to disclose how many ballots they have left to count

https://tinyurl.com/yc4z2ufa

...
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:52 PM (MEgUr) )



HEY, I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY

I'M WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN.

Posted by: Trunk Voter at November 08, 2018 06:56 PM (Q0dwZ)

522 508 Three broken ribs on an 80yr old is not easy peasy.
Posted by: Braenyard at N



how slow do you swing a club? my mom could hit three ribs on an 80 year old in one swing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)

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It's getting the tricky 7-10 split in the second swing that takes all the skill.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2018 06:56 PM (bdYgE)

523 Definitely saying don't do this mail in crap, just to much chance to be forgotten, or purposely lost.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:56 PM (T4oHT)

524 If I had criminal inclinations I'd become a Democrat tomorrow. I'd be Teflon, baby.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 08, 2018 06:56 PM (Tyii7)

525 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep. That's all I got.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

526 Broward should be nuked from orbit just to be sure.

Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (heOND)

527 Let's just say here in Central Texas, the yard gathering at Tucker's house would have ended differently. No messing with the Altheas scum.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (xceTB)

528 513 depends on rhe swag bags being passed out by the K St crowd

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (xzqr4)

529 Peppermint is supposed to ''pep'' you up.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (jm1YL)

530
517 yeah, tucker is filling sandbags and preparing firing positions.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

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Interlocking fields of Panzerfaust fire. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (bdYgE)

531 517 clearing brush out for fields of fire

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (T4oHT)

532 Broward should be nuked from orbit just to be sure.

Agreed, although you think we would have been prepared and watching it for God sake

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

533

Chamomile, muthaf****!

Anyone remember that??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (B67DV)

534 503
I guess the Broward County Election supervisor was opening absentee ballots in secret before the three member Cnvassing Board could determine if they were valid
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 06:54 PM (TAmPV)


She was eager to get started. A commendable work ethic.

Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

535 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)


I find the scent of diethyl ether to be very relaxing.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mS+Df)

536 I do live about a mile away from Jen Rubin. We could go crash her house.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (VhKw6)

537 F'ing Florida, again with the recount and hangin chads.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (bUjCl)

538 I find the scent of diethyl ether to be very relaxing.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mS+Df)
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You gonna make me look that up?

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

539 Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

I had several lava bead bracelets that I rubbed lavender oil in at my show last week. They all sold out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (dUJdY)

540 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep. That's all I got.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM

Not to nit pick, but you spelled bourbon wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (WlPiF)

541 "We waz robbed !"

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (bUjCl)

542 "I guess the Broward County Election supervisor was opening absentee
ballots in secret before the three member Cnvassing Board could
determine if they were valid"

or opening them so they could not be proven "not valid" ... except for the fact they were late and not validated except by the criminal.

Broward was caught cheating before the 2016 election also ... they were filling out the ballots .. a woman saw them. nothing happens ... so now they have tens of thousands of votes at the ready .... just sneak them in and count em ... how can "we" not know this by now?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

543 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

Prince wrote that song

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (+om3e)

544 535 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

I find the scent of diethyl ether to be very relaxing.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mS+Df)
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I partial to H4350.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (MVjcR)

545 Tucker should set up lights and a web cam facing his street

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (T4oHT)

546 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep. That's all I got.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

******
Or check the moron cookbook for my recipe for a Metropolitan martini.
;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (0tfLf)

547 Blaster, you've said that before. I wonder if I've seen her anywhere.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (U5tDi)

548 And dig mortar pits in his back yatd

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (T4oHT)

549 532 Broward should be nuked from orbit just to be sure.

Agreed, although you think we would have been prepared and watching it for God sake
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

I want to know where our AG Pam Bondi is. i called her office today. Long story of THAT fiasco is on previous thread.

She should come and personally arrest Snipes herself.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (MEgUr)

550


Did the cops at Tucker's place at least collect the names of the
terrorists? They said no arrests so far, but they sure did a lot of
damage ... they should have collected every name of all present ... it
was a group assault/invasion/threat.


If anything were to accidentally "happen" to any of those "protestors," TuCa could always plead somnambulism. Walk outside to use some self-defense apparatuses whilst wearing his po-jamas. Then wake up. "Oops, I must've been asleep. Sorry about the mess."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)

551 Does anyone else find it a bit weird hearing all these ads for CBD oil?

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (VhKw6)

552 Whew. At least I'm off of the front pages for a spell.

Posted by: Florida Man at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

553 Get 3 strand concertina wirearound the yard

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (T4oHT)

554 I do live about a mile away from Jen Rubin. We could go crash her house.
Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM

That's the difference between us and them. (for now) but at some point, even though we actually have jobs and lives, some people are going to say enough and turn the tables on these little crap weasels and their enablers. (Yglesiass) etc. They are going to keep pushing, and someone WILL push back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (WlPiF)

555 rammajamma, Yes, I believe us CenTex folks are a QRF.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (2Rohr)

556 he really only needs a few claymores. one line in front of his house facing the street, then another along the curb, facing his house so he can get the cowards when they are retreating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

557 ''And dig mortar pits in his back yatd''

Always liked the sound of a mortar being loaded and fired in the movies.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

558 I had several lava bead bracelets that I rubbed lavender oil in at my show last week. They all sold out.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
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Atta girl, Jewells!

The smell of grapefruit is supposed to do something too, but I forget what. But I like it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (U5tDi)

559 Blaster, you've said that before. I wonder if I've seen her anywhere.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (U5tDi)


Dunno - its off of Vale down toward Vienna.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (VhKw6)

560
Kavanaugh's formal inauguration:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6367831

RBG didn't attend. And check out Melania there, all in black, wearing long black leather gloves.

They nixed the traditional photo op of the new justice standing on the steps with the Chief because of security concerns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (f1Vqw)

561 551 a little self promotion on AoSHq never hurts

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (T4oHT)

562 I ordered a book called "Essential Oils of the Bible" for my daughter for Christmas. I'm going to read it before I give it to her. I think I'm going to try lavender for relaxation. There's another one for tension/tight muscles but I can't remember the name of it. I need an Essential Oil for remember.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

563 Discussing scents, and no mention of the good stuff?

It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (mU726)

564 Does anyone else find it a bit weird hearing all these ads for CBD oil?
Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 07:01 PM (VhKw6)
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What are you listening to? I never hear any.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (U5tDi)

565 515 You could suck dicks at a bus station and lose less respect!

GO ON...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (NKoL6)

566 Grammie, the smell of lavender is supposed to calm you down and help you sleep.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

I find the scent of diethyl ether to be very relaxing.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 06:59 PM (mS+Df)
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I partial to H4350.
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (MVjcR)


Bitter almonds.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM (mS+Df)

567 you know who is one of the big losers in the thousand oaks shooting that no one is mentioning? the cowards of broward.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM (MTjB1)

568 RGB doesn't have a pet.

She has a familiar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM (Z4rgH)

569 I haven't seen any ads blaster but I use it on my foot and it really works.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

570 Bitter almonds.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM

Isn't that cyanide?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 07:04 PM (WlPiF)

571 Always liked the sound of a mortar being loaded and fired in the movies.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

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As long as it is outgoing and not incoming.

Posted by: SMH at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (WgTfj)

572 I know this topic is probably been beaten to death, but for all those cucks white knighting for Acosta, remeber, there was more physical contact between Acosta and that intern than there ever was between Kavanaugh and Blasey-Ford.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (1TDxc)

573 ''There's another one for tension/tight muscles but I can't remember the name of it. I need an Essential Oil for remember.''

I think Almond oil is used for massages. It does smell yummy.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (jm1YL)

574 Or check the moron cookbook for my recipe for a Metropolitan martini.

;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 07:00 PM (0tfLf)


*scampers off*

Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (lwiT4)

575 Hey, there's a nood!

Posted by: April at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

576 Does anyone else find it a bit weird hearing all these ads for CBD oil?

I've already ordered a case of Eau de Maple Syrup.

Posted by: Florida Man at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

577 That's the difference between us and them. (for now) but at some point, even though we actually have jobs and lives, some people are going to say enough and turn the tables on these little crap weasels and their enablers. (Yglesiass) etc. They are going to keep pushing, and someone WILL push back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (WlPiF)



Tipping point
Break point
Straw that broke the camel's back.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (Q0dwZ)

578

I want to know where our AG Pam Bondi is. i called her office today. Long story of THAT fiasco is on previous thread.


A few years back, some Dim office somewhere down here hoisted a bastardized American flag with TFG's mug on it, which is a violation of both State and Federal law. I emailed her office, sent a link with the news story and asked what was going to be done and didn't even get the courtesy of a reply.

Oh, and nothing was done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (HaL55)

579 What are you listening to? I never hear any.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:03 PM (U5tDi)


I think I was hearing them on WMAL today (but I was OUT with a cold that had me down so maybe the TV was on.)

I guess only morons get weirded out by the idea of CBD oil.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (VhKw6)

580 There are comments here and not on the post above?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (uquGJ)

581 ''As long as it is outgoing and not incoming.''

That's a given. Also, love the way the actors jump away and cover their ears.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (jm1YL)

582 willowed again

Posted by: Florida Man at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

583 571 Always liked the sound of a mortar being loaded and fired in the movies.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

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As long as it is outgoing and not incoming.
Posted by: SMH at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (WgTfj)

There is no such thing as "friendly" artillery.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (1TDxc)

584 i was at the mail drop, picking up shit, wine and VA drugs, and remarked to guys behind the counter that we should start a pool on how long RBG was going to last, and whether it would be blood clots or pneumonia that got her...

there was an outraged shriek from behind me, with some #Resistance! warrior insisting she was going to be fine!

i laughed and siad "oh please, i w*rk in healthcare: she's 85, has osteoporosis 3 broken ribs and winter is coming..."

she was NOT pleased.

fortunately, i have zero fucks to give for idiots like that...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2018 07:06 PM (Dagiw)

585 Personally, I think the lyrics are the whole point, and the music is, at best, irrelevant. Take "Hallelujah" for example. Love the lyrics, but I have listened to every rendition on YouTube, and none of them give a better emotional experience than reading the words. In fact, most of them actually detract from the lyrics, especially when the singer wails like a sick cat (looking at you, Jeff Buckley).

I'm pretty confident people who say things like "and THIS chord progression conveys the sorrow of spring coming to an end" are just making shit up.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 08, 2018 06:33 PM (FM610)


Rap fan I guess? I'm exactly the reverse. I tend to ignore lyrics and can only enjoy a song with innovative melodies. I dislike all genres that rely mainly on lyrics (country, rap, etc.).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

586 ''I've already ordered a case of Eau de Maple Syrup. ''

To go along with the Eau de French Toast.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:07 PM (jm1YL)

587 I think Almond oil is used for massages. It does smell yummy.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:05 PM (jm1YL)
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I think maybe eucalyptus too. I've never had a massage though so I could be wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 07:07 PM (U5tDi)

588 democrats steal lead for sinema by throwing away mcsalley votes in 13 counties.

Posted by: ramondo at November 08, 2018 07:09 PM (K4x8b)

589 Weird. I was getting a "This service is not available" message when I tried to go to comments on the new post. Seems okay now though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 08, 2018 07:09 PM (uquGJ)

590 ''Personally, I think the lyrics are the whole point, and the music is, at best, irrelevant. Take "Hallelujah" for example. ''

The best Hallelujah performance I've ateended was years ago. It was one of those audience sing-a-longs. Fun and moving at the same time.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 07:09 PM (jm1YL)

591 520 I ask again: what isn't her sorry ass in jail?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (MEgUr)


"Black Democratium" is the hardest, most protective surface known in the universe.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 07:09 PM (DTX3h)

592 Guy ( 26 year old kid actually) has update alerts, found out RBG was down around 9:30, if I had a smart phone would have been on here in a second

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 07:10 PM (T4oHT)

593 I read somewhere that interference in our elections is not from Russia, but the Dems and their cronies.

Proof - South(east) Florida.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 07:19 PM (MEgUr)

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