ABCNEWS: BRAUN BEATS DONNELLY FOR IN-SEN;
In KY-6 Bellwether, Barr Beats McGrath
DeSantis at 50% with 93% of Precincts Reporting



On the downside: I hear, and I don't know whether or not to credit this, that they're worried in Cruz's office.

So, there's a problem most of us weren't expecting.

The NeverTrump Cucks will be crying tears of soy, I think. Maybe.

A friend commented: "So all the NeverTrump cucks managed to do was clear out the cucks in the blue districts for us. Way to go, fellas! Way to diminish your own political influence! Way to use your strategic brilliance to its usual effect!"

Update: "ORANGE MAN BAD" on endless loop.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:37 PM




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1 Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (2I4LM)

2 All Bad Orange Man does is win win win

No matter what what what

Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (ryr6F)

3 As I am in the process of moving to Sarasota, this brings me joy.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (KHvaj)

4 If we keep the House tonight it will make up for that douche Casey winning in PA.

Posted by: mpfs at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (w7dYk)

5 I do not see a blue wave.

I see piss running down dem legs.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (haWye)

6 Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo
7m
Again, I'm not calling a race. I don't have all the analytical tools at my disposal. But FL continues to trend GOP

People keep claiming there's some magical number of votes left in Broward but I don't get where thats from

It's looking more & more like Sen. Scott, Gov. DeSantis

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (+om3e)

7 Still drinking no matter what.

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (Eu98u)

8 I rikey erection night even more now.

Posted by: Tokyo News Talking Head at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (JItMV)

9 James up early in Michigan, very early.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (P1AAi)

10 Can I start drinking yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (YglP/)

11 You know it's gonna be a bad night for TruCons (TM) when the NYT is an hour late getting its speedometer thingy up and running:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/06/us/elections/results-house-forecast.html

Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (ryr6F)

12 I think I can withstand Carville's disappointment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (FhtF7)

13 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit watching my wife get boned by better men.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (DuAZ5)

14 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
1m
Desantis now 100,000 votes ahead of Gillum,

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (+om3e)

15 Looks like we are going to keep both the House and the Senate.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (JUOKG)

16 Thus far, Dems underdeliver.

Could be very, very ugly party politics on the horizon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

17 10 Can I start drinking yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (YglP/)

No one is going to tell you no around here, Ma'am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (FhtF7)

18 Who or what is poster #1 and where is this info coming from???

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (Gs5TH)

19 Dem heavy areas still out in FL.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (MAstk)

20 So, how's your schadenboner? Comparable to 2016? Bigger?

Posted by: radar at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (dbFAg)

21 I want Tester to go down like Don Lemon in the Men's Room with Cory booker at the Obama Library.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (G3+Pf)

22
unseen1 @unseen1_unseen
2m
Fox just said Broward county is in and Desantis is up by an 2 pts good news.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (+om3e)

23 Hi Mollie!

(waves other hand)

Posted by: Spurting Spurter at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (giesC)

24 1
Political Polls

@PpollingNumbers

#BREAKING:

98% that GOP wins the SENATE

70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (2I4LM)

Umm, something about 4 hours and needing to call a doctor.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (UsCnO)

25 Jeebus. I cannot believe some polling stations are still open in Atlanta. I guess the FSA is still being dragged out of bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

26 Michael E. Newton
@MichaelENewton1
And now Scott (R) is up 0.9% in Florida Senate race and DeSantis up 1.3% in Governor race. BOOM!
#MAGA

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (+om3e)

27 2 to 1 that De Santis wins per Fox.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (P1AAi)

28 What time do the riots start?

Where are the Roof Koreans when you need them?

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (dczB+)

29 People keep claiming there's some magical number of votes left in Broward but I don't get where thats from

---

Willowed response:

Really?

Broward "There's always money in the banana stand" County?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (LX21o)

30 Hanging Chad will have a whole new meaning in the age of MGTOW, LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (6nRrz)

31 Top 100

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (6cpKd)

32 My last one for the night. Good luck horde.

Kemp 503k

Abrams 342k

13%

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (CWwFd)

33 Ducking Hume has a man crush on Gillum. Fag.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (nQVCQ)

34 Best Beinart quote I've seen for ages.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (vWMNq)

35 Beta HispaMick up on Cruz by 30k.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

36 375 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

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if this holds up, Trump's letter to Mueller politely telling him to turn in the keys to his office is going to be written in various color markers.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (7J5t2)

37 effing Pennsylvania

*throws tantrum*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (dMvl+)

38 Beto is winning in Texas wtf

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (eQh3B)

39 >> I cannot believe some polling stations are still open in Atlanta


Those Ballot Boxes can't stuff themselves.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (G3+Pf)

40 > I guess the FSA is still being dragged out of bed.

Let 'em. There's no way Abrams wins, even with massive fraud in Atlanta.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (vOkuK)

41 37 effing Pennsylvania

*throws tantrum*

Hey, I live in CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (O2RFr)

42 hey where's WIgoper?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (7J5t2)

43 Barbara Comstock musta sucked as an R Rep, she got blown out in VA-1?

Comstock Load-in-the-pants

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (Z4rgH)

44 7 Still drinking no matter what.
Raising glass bottle.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (lD3vL)

45 NYT showing Broward is only 51% in.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (MAstk)

46 Intersting trivia about Casablanca.Ingrid Bergman did not get why people were so in love with "that silly little movie".

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (BXMxN)

47 Matt Couch @RealMattCouch

America First Media calling Mississippi Republican Senator Roger Wicker the winner Congrats @SenatorWicker

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (+om3e)

48 Gee, we were just assured in an earlier thread that (a) all the Democrats in the state, and their grandchildren, had voted, and (b) no one voted in the panhandle.

Can it be that a troll told an untruth?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (59GGI)

49 Political Polls@PpollingNumbers

#BREAKING KS06: Barr

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (2I4LM)

50 Oh Ted, if you lose to Beto I'm really gonna meltdown

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (dMvl+)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)

52 Who here described Atlanta as another Baltimore? Seems accurate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

53 I'm about to break open my Crown Royal Louis XV and I'm two bulleit in...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, Not as mean, Still a Marine at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (+ldAm)

54 Beto is winning in Texas wtf


Posted by: Gonzotx at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM


---

No he isn't. Take a chill pill that's only Austin and Houston reporting.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (JUOKG)

55 23
Hi Mollie!


That's disgusting!

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (vWMNq)

56 16 Thus far, Dems underdeliver.

Could be very, very ugly party politics on the horizon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

As I have said many times before and will again. The ABSOLUTE, UNDENIABLE benefit of Trump has been the removal of the masks.

We all knew these fuckers thought this way, Trump has dragged them out into the daylight.

I had not even realized how much it annoyed the fuck out of me that they did this, but I have enjoyed immensely the change. If that means bad days ahead, so be it, they will come in the daylight at least instead of the dark night of double speak and prevarication.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (FhtF7)

57 uh oh

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (LX21o)

58 Yeah, with one precinct in Austin? Lol

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (nRWPy)

59 49 Political Polls@PpollingNumbers

#BREAKING KS06: Barr

===

this is good, no?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (7J5t2)

60 And now lib faces are starting to change. The smug is slowly vanishing.

You will recognize this if you have OD'd on 2016 election videos.

Start warming up your pudding.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

61 Pretty sure Comstock is going to lose her seat even if that idiot Myer claimed on WMAL that she would totally win because, muh local issues.

Nope, Babs will probably lose because she's a traditional Swamp critter who does things the pre-2016 way: viciously attack fellow Republicans but handle your actual Democratic foes with kid gloves. Of course, it doesn't help that her predecessor took care of his constituents so well that even Democrats in his district voted for him, but Babs couldn't be assed to do anything but virtue signal from fancy DC cocktail parties.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (EfAMZ)

62 Please God bring some of that red wave to Colorado too.

I dont want my state to be butt fucked by a butt fucker *cries*

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

63 > Beto is winning in Texas wtf


Only 1% of precincts are in. Don't panic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (vOkuK)

64 50 Oh Ted, if you lose to Beto I'm really gonna meltdown

I blame my neighbors.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (lD3vL)

65 >>>Thus far, Dems underdeliver. Could be very, very ugly party politics on the horizon.


That's going to happen regardless of what the Dems do tonight. They're ugly and angry winners and losers.


Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (R85nB)

66 POLITICO CALLS KY-6 FOR BARR!!!!!!
50.9% to 47.9%

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (a7HML)

67 57 uh oh

===

no "uh oh"s

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (7J5t2)

68 #BREAKING KS06: Barr

===

this is good, no?
Posted by: yo quiero vo


QUITE !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (bUjCl)

69 Beto is winning in Texas wtf

Early count depends on WHERE they are counting from.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

70 Does MA voting Lieawatha back in with 70% of the vote convince her to run for pres in 2020?

I don't want her anywhere near the WH. But debates with Trump would be fun. Or is she damaged goods as a national candidate at this point?

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (TnaCl)

71 57/42 D to take house per 538

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (6nRrz)

72 Johnny Verhovek @JTHVerhovek
2m
.@ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (+om3e)

73 33 Ducking Hume has a man crush on Gillum. Fag.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (nQVCQ)

And his opinions on lNewtonian epistemology are retarded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (BRvh1)

74 If you think Florida is going Republican and Texas isn't, please send me your credit card numbers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (P1AAi)

75 PUTIN!!!!!

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (XG6AS)

76 Someone is being summoned to the Barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

77 Barbara Comstock musta sucked as an R Rep

She did. She forgot that while it's nice to try to appeal to the other side, you do have to be a champion for your side if yo want them to support you with enthusiasm.

That, and the area is changing. Wolfe was smart to retire when he did.

Posted by: pep at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (T6t7i)

78 #BREAKING KS06: Barr


What say you Lurker?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (O2RFr)

79 No he isn't. Take a chill pill that's only Austin and Houston reporting.

Thanks, I was going to pretend that Marijuana was on the ballot and assume that it won.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (lD3vL)

80 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers

#FL 94% in:
Scott+1
DeSantis +1.2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (2I4LM)

81 from yo quiero votero:

More Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

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I didn't report this, I just repeated it from someone else in the thread.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (7J5t2)

82 10
Can I start drinking yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (YglP/)

East coast precincts started closing at 4pm West coast time.
nurse, don't you have cable TV? That makes it, technically, some poll closing somewhere.

Kinda like that Commie Clown Jimmy Buffet's song, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere".
Drink up!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (UsCnO)

83 49 Political Polls@PpollingNumbers



#BREAKING KS06: Barr



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this is good, no?


Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM

---

That was supposedly the bellwether election for control of the House.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (JUOKG)

84 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
====Austin & Dallas

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (+om3e)

85 > "Atlanta is hopeless."

Yes it is ... in more ways than one.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (JXEtC)

86 >>News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun


This is gonna be a bloodbath.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (G3+Pf)

87 abc panel now saying it's ok, Donelly meant to lose LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (dMvl+)

88 Comstock lost because of her nevertrumper horseshit.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (nRWPy)

89 BELL-WEATHER


🐘 🐘 🐘

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (bUjCl)

90 And now lib faces are starting to change. The smug is slowly vanishing.

******************

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

91 Best Beinart quote I've seen for ages.

Posted by: Off the reservation

Yes, well, that's really just ....too bad, for Peter.

Sad!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (S6Pax)

92 I guess Democrats are gonna finally start playing dirty now.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (uEbPt)

93 38 Beto is winning in Texas wtf
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (eQh3B)

.......

Nope, Cruz counties yet to come in. Blue Crush.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (6cpKd)

94 We're not doing NOOD now?

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

95 Was just at 538.

Nate Silver appears DESPERATE IMHO to hold up hope for the Dems...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (miE9U)

96 More Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."




Lizard face knew 2016 wasn't going for the Beast either. He didn't come out and say it but he was saying things like she still has a chance, but....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

97 > Does MA voting Lieawatha back in with 70% of the vote convince her to run for pres in 2020?

Oh, yeah. She's in. Look for her to choose Beta O'Cuck as her running mate. Fake Indian and Fake Latino.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (vOkuK)

98 Can Abrams win, I thought she was getting killed?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (fYi9j)

99 Blue Bird, time to roost in The Barrel!

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (OMsf+)

100 Don't get cocky. If the Democrats win the House by two seats, they still get all the marbles in the committees and elsewhere.

Posted by: MW at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (hNTtn)

101 78 #BREAKING KS06: Barr


What say you Lurker?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (O2RFr)

___

HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN WRONG!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)

102 >>Only 1% of precincts are in. Don't panic.

You must be new here.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

103 Beto is winning in Texas wtf

I'm at the TX SOS website. Only 119 of almost 8,000 precincts have reported, and Cruz is slightly up. PLEASE STOP THE BEDWETTING.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (H5knJ)

104 Common decent people don't want to tell pollsters they are on the side of racists, bigots, homophobes, xenophobes, etc., therefore they themselves are all of those bad things too?

How surprising!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (I/iGu)

105 Barr.

TRUMP!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (LL1Be)

106 That's going to happen regardless of what the Dems do tonight. They're ugly and angry winners and losers.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (R85nB)

The only thing more nasty than a Leftist who just lost is a Leftist who just won.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (BRvh1)

107 #FL 94% in:
Scott+1
DeSantis +1.2

***************

Well fuck my balls and call me paul, I guess this means my Trumpican parents are gonna be retiring to Florida after all. I sad now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (+dsLj)

108 That was supposedly the bellwether election for control of the House.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (JUOKG)

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Sure, but that was then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (LX21o)

109 abc panel now saying it's ok, Donelly meant to lose



buh bye !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (bUjCl)

110 I don't want her anywhere near the WH. But debates with Trump would be fun. Or is she damaged goods as a national candidate at this point?
Posted by: LizLem


She's a clown from Massachusetts. She's not going anywhere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (S6Pax)

111 They should put the equivalent of police body cams on those voting machines in blue GA and FL.
I truly believe as the "word gets out" about D losses, or potential losses, the "poll watchers" go into overdrive to vote all the unvoted.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (j4US8)

112
Peter Beinart @PeterBeinart
22m
tonight is feeling horrifyingly familiar
====
Pecker Beinhart having a SADZ

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (+om3e)

113 .@ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun



TRUMP!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (LL1Be)

114 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE DJT

This will be two election cycles now that he has dragged the GOP's worthless asses across the finish line.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (uEbPt)

115 As I have said many times before and will again. The ABSOLUTE, UNDENIABLE benefit of Trump has been the removal of the masks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (FhtF7)


Before its all over ... we're going to talk about him as the GOAT. Not kidding.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (0GJk6)

116 100 Don't get cocky. If the Democrats win the House by two seats, they still get all the marbles in the committees and elsewhere.
Posted by: MW at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (hNTtn)

___

True. But if the bluest blue wave in the history of blue waves = basically a tie, it looks great for Trump in 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)

117 So is Pelosi going to hit any body?

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (XG6AS)

118 NOOOOO I already declared Florida lost!!!!!

Posted by: WICUCKer at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (zRwJ/)

119 You must be new here.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

LOL so true

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (dMvl+)

120 BREAKING NEWS : Beto O'Rourke crashes campaign bus, runs into the night.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (P1AAi)

121 AP calling it for Barr.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

122 Scott+1

DeSantis +1.2




TRUMP!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (LL1Be)

123 call for Barr

BELLWETHER!!!!111

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (3hKC8)

124 ABCNEWS: BRAUN BEATS DONNELLY FOR IN-SEN;



Excellent.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

125 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
25s
Hearing that John James the Manhunter from Michigan is at a whopping 40% in Wayne Co., the D stronghold.

If that holds, get that man a senator's desk!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (+om3e)

126 Most large cities are lost....and the pedophile wins? lol nj

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (OOH1c)

127 Dang, I would abuse the heck out of the elephant code.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (LX21o)

128 .@ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun
....


FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (MAstk)

129 Comstock lost because of her nevertrumper horseshit.

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nah, I think she lost because of changing demographics. She had good ads up and the donks had good ads putting her in trumps' lap, so everyone knew where everyone stood.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (7J5t2)

130 HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN WRONG!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)



here : 🐘

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (bUjCl)

131 NJ must be using an abacus to tally votes tonite.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)

132 >>>@ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun


As a Hoosier, I am beyond pleased. Once again, we had to recall a two-faced Dem who said one thing in Indiana and another in DC.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (R85nB)

133 I am eating a delicious bowl of crow re: KY-6 right now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (6nRrz)

134 So I'm almost done with my first glass of bourbon... I'm getting the sense a second while watching MSNPC might be in order..

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (tAj5d)

135 I always vote and I always vote AGAINST the dems or leave the ballot blank like I did today.

I would have voted for comstock, then retched.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (nRWPy)

136 Can Abrams win, I thought she was getting killed?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (fYi9j)


Some polls are still open in deep blue Atlanta. Amazing, ain't it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

137 All Bad Orange Man does is win win win

No matter what what what
Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM

That's what he does! That's all he does!

Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (DVvHX)

138 Dude. It's the middle of the week and I'm already considering having another open bar for myself, just like Election Night, 2016..... Dare I say, we get Kavanaugh, an increase in the Senate, AND we hold the House?

If this keeps up, I'll have to start working on a Trump inspired Wakey! Wakey! meme to spite-send to all of my liberal.....ahem.... acquaintances ...

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (db5dt)

139 133 I am eating a delicious bowl of crow re: KY-6 right now.

Heck, we've all been there...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (O2RFr)

140 He didn't come out and say it but he was saying things like she still has a chance, but....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

Smart enough to know he didn't want to look like Rove did in '08.

Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (gDSJf)

141 Barr holds. Wow.


Hang in De Santis, Scott, Kemp.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (Kwpwk)

142 "Bad" means good, right? It must.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (OiC69)

143 So is Pelosi going to hit any body?
Posted by: torabora


I got that!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (S6Pax)

144 WEBBER IS CATCHING UP TO SHERRIL!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (qxq6t)

145 @ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun



TRUMP!





Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM

---

It's just like 2016 all over again.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (JUOKG)

146 CRTV is back to showing all candidates as D in their chyron.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

147 Uhm....50% in and Beto is winning?

What in DA FUQ?

Has Houston reported 100% or sometihng?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (6nRrz)

148 Menendez is fuckin losing!

LOSING!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

149
Peter Beinart @PeterBeinart

22m

tonight is feeling horrifyingly familiar


LMAO

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

150 #BREAKING *KY06: Barr

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (2I4LM)

151 @ABC News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun



52

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

152 What we'll hear tomorrow morning: Well, these midterms really weren't that important. But wait until 2020!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (+y/Ru)

153 Before its all over ... we're going to talk about him as the GOAT. Not kidding.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (0GJk6)

Never going to beat Washington. The Perfect Man- at the Perfect Time. Everyone else will always be arguing over second place.

Without Washington, we are not us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (FhtF7)

154 Sitting back sipping a Manhattan. Watching the panicky horses panic. Relax take a breath.

Posted by: NativeNH at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (dtRY5)

155 We've lost two seats though, so dont get cocky, bitches.

Still, watching the blood ever so slowly drain from these munchfuckers faces on TV is a sight to behold.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

156 @131
They are trying to figure out how many votes to manufacturer.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (qxq6t)

157 Is Madcow giving the Sad Smirk or the Condescending Smirk?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (j4US8)

158 Wtf is going on with Cruz?????????

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (6VCiI)

159 Where's WISGOP?


Who was wrong?

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (MAstk)

160 Scott up 1% now.
Wooooo hooo

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (6nRrz)

161 Okay, the "media" is all excited that beto is ahead

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (O2RFr)

162 KY WAS NEVER GOING FOR THE BITCH

Posted by: DR RUTH at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (HMHlJ)

163 >>> She's a clown from Massachusetts. She's not going anywhere.

So you'd think...

Posted by: Mittens Romney, about to be elected the newest Utah senator at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (TnaCl)

164 Orange Man Bad needs to grab DoJ by the mish and sic them on all dem reps and senators... Feinstein being in close contact with a known chinese spy is a good enough premise to get to all of them... An mayo hair DWS affiliation with a paki spy too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (1g7ch)

165 Has Houston reported 100% or sometihng?

*************

Oh dont be silly, of course not.

Im pretty sure it was Austin.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

166 Thus far, Dems underdeliver.

Win or lose, they've won our hearts.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (OiC69)

167 arry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
25s
Hearing that John James the Manhunter from Michigan is at a whopping 40% in Wayne Co., the D stronghold.

If that holds, get that man a senator's desk!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (+om3e)

168 You smug little pricks may have won KY-6 but I'm personally taking your boy Dave Brat down.

And there better not be any backtalk from you treasonous little shits, because I have all of your IP addresses. And MAC addresses, too.

Posted by: John O. Brennan at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (DuAZ5)

169 Is it safe to go to MSNBC, are the tears about to flow yet?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (6nRrz)

170 Look,if everything goes well except t Cruz loses I would be fine with that.Still doubt it happens though.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (BXMxN)

171 Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (6VCiI)

1 % of the vote is in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (AllCR)

172 Is Madcow giving the Sad Smirk or the Condescending Smirk?
Posted by: xnycpeasant


Can you really tell the difference?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (S6Pax)

173 Casablanca?
"Was that Cannon fire or is it my heart pounding?"

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (3HNOQ)

174 Someone walk me back from the ledge about Cruz in Texas.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (afjNA)

175 133 I am eating a delicious bowl of crow re: KY-6 right now.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (6nRrz)

I bet crow would not be half bad if Chick-fil-a made it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (FhtF7)

176 As a Hoosier, I am beyond pleased. Once again, we had to recall a two-faced Dem who said one thing in Indiana and another in DC.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (R85nB)


We've got plenty of practice lately.

Remember when Bayh wasn't a DNC tool ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (0GJk6)

177
Breaking:

Hotair's election night coverage has been up for one hour.

Four (4) comments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (LX21o)

178 161 Okay, the "media" is all excited that beto is ahead
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (O2RFr)

their panties are all wet

even the grrrls

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (dMvl+)

179 @Mediaite
Nate Silver Calls Timeout on Election Forecast as 538 Model Moves Drastically, Putting House Odds Near 50/50

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (+om3e)

180 >>Has Houston reported 100% or sometihng?

You aren't done with your crow yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

181 Mario Bartiromo really laying on the eye makeup.

But she knows her stuff.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (JXEtC)

182 So, is KY-6 still a bellwether of the night, or meh?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (vQUp6)

183 Sixteen minutes more and the brownies will be done. Mmm hmmm

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (LMDqh)

184 It is over. We keep everything. Freaking breathe everyone - and enjoy our second best political night in the last 30 years.

THERE WILL BE TEARS AND LAMENTATIONS AND MUCH YOUTUBE REFRESHMENTS

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (uEbPt)

185 Trump has changed the electorate. 2020 will be a smashing. He will be on the ballot.

This is without him on the ballot.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (fYi9j)

186 1 Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (2I4LM)

Is this real?!?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (4ErVI)

187 Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

I know a few million people who'd give up a trash can for a repeat performance.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (FhXTo)

188 NeverTrump won't sink Cruz - he is a friend of Bushes

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (bUjCl)

189 Before its all over ... we're going to talk about him as the GOAT. Not kidding.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (0GJk6)

So far, I think he already is.

Major accomplishments with no major fukkups.

All the other "great presidents" had at least one glaring fuck up under their belt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (BRvh1)

190 On the downside: I hear, and I don't know whether or not to credit this, that they're worried in Cruz's office.

So, there's a problem most of us weren't expecting.


this would be horrible
but, at least he would be free for RGB's seat on the SC

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (2I4LM)

191

"Bad" means good, right? It must.

I'd say yes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (HaL55)

192 Thanks Fen! I am out and about right now and furiously hitting F5 here

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (6VCiI)

193 Kudos to everyone here who knows how to spell "bellwether"

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (FmqsF)

194 125 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
25s
Hearing that John James the Manhunter from Michigan is at a whopping 40% in Wayne Co., the D stronghold.

If that holds, get that man a senator's desk!
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (+om3e)


Please please please be true. We need Dummy Stabenow Bozo the Clown the Hell out of the Senate.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (kiSdp)

195 but, at least he would be free for RGB's seat on the SC
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (2I4LM)

It moved.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (BRvh1)

196 So basically the Democrats can't win an election unless Obama's on the ticket. And even then, they were wiped out in the midterms. Good luck, Dems. Corey Booker doesn't even rate as a poor man's Obama on a good day. Maybe the 70 year old uptight Indian librarian from Massachusetts is the answer. Yeah, that's it...

Posted by: Dinkis at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (VQXKp)

197 And there better not be any backtalk from you treasonous little shits, because I have all of your IP addresses. And MAC addresses, too.

Posted by: John O. Brennan at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (DuAZ5)

---

I can't even pronounce the name of the place in Sweden I'm posting this from.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (LX21o)

198 Can we start waving our dicks yet?

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (3hKC8)

199 So, is KY-6 still a bellwether of the night, or meh?

NO!

Posted by: The media at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (O2RFr)

200 @181
Mario Bartiromo really laying on the eye makeup.

she knows her But stuff.

Posted by: Dyslexic pornographer at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (j4US8)

201 Have we flipped any seats? They flipped two of ours right?

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (6VCiI)

202 CNN pulled the Florida Panhandle time zone hit out in Texas tonight. Won't work but something to watch in the future.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (Kwpwk)

203
NATE SILVER 8:52 PM

The House forecast ticked a little bit back up toward Democrats after that Shalala call. Still, it was fairly low hanging fruit. The Democrats haven't won a really tough race yet. The good news for them is that they haven't lost too many toss-ups either, except the Kentucky 6th, which some networks have called.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (6nRrz)

204 I hope Cenk Uygur is on Suicide Watch.



Because I'd like to watch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

205 Come on Kemp, FINISH that gap-toothed toad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

206 Aaahhh! I can't keep up.

*sits back, sips Bulleit*

All right, remain calm.

*mmmm, booze*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (iafLg)

207 Has Houston reported 100% or sometihng?

103%, boss!

Posted by: Houston at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (OiC69)

208 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
2m
#BREAKINGNEWS

#MOSen Josh Hawley

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (+om3e)

209 Already disappointed, doesn't look like any real red wave at all, with no upsets in eastern Senate races, or OH. Didn't expect FL to be close, in the end. Of course it will be crucial to keep the House, which I still expect despite Silver's stupid rolling odds numbers.

OTOH, nice selection of hawt young females here at a Japanese DMV (no, seriously). Makes the waiting easier. Also, funny, culture of dorky politeness for the win, no trace of the Soviet disdain and arrogance of a CA DMV.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (vs87M)

210 So, a senate seat can be purchased in Texas? Oh Hell. No.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (zLDYs)

211 Time to break out the pudding cups yet?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (miE9U)

212 Abbot up by 250,000 votes in Texas but Cruz in trouble does not compute

Cruz will win by hundreds of thousands

Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (ryr6F)

213 199 So, is KY-6 still a bellwether of the night, or meh?

NO!
Posted by: The media at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (O2RFr)

___

very encouraging bellwhether.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (6nRrz)

214 If Cruz loses I will wear a pink tutu and dance naked through Times Square.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (nQVCQ)

215 "Was that Cannon fire or is it my heart pounding?"


It's German 77s, and from the sound of it not more than 30 miles away.

Posted by: Rick Blaine at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (fuK7c)

216 174 Someone walk me back from the ledge about Cruz in Texas.

At least he will be a great pick for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (lD3vL)

217 *huddled up in the corner rocking back and forth*

The panhandle is lost.

The panhandle is lost.

The panhandle is lost...

*sobs quietly.*

Posted by: WICUCKer at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (zRwJ/)

218 170 Look,if everything goes well except t Cruz loses I would be fine with that.Still doubt it happens though.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (BXMxN)


I can't imagine that scenario. If Cruz loses, the Rs will be slaughtered nationwide. I just can't see Rs doing well elsewhere but Cruz losing in TX.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

219 CRUZ HAS A 52,000 VOTE LEAD

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (+om3e)

220 198 Can we start waving our dicks yet?
++++++

You mean, we aren't always supposed to be doing that?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (db5dt)

221 194 125 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
25s
Hearing that John James the Manhunter from Michigan is at a whopping 40% in Wayne Co., the D stronghold.

If that holds, get that man a senator's desk!
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (+om3e)


Please please please be true. We need Dummy Stabenow Bozo the Clown the Hell out of the Senate.
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (kiSdp)

===============

That would be schadenfreudetastic! Like Cartman licking Scott Tenorman's tears awesome.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (o3+fQ)

222 PDT has dragged more asses across the finish line than illegals crossing the Rio Grande.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (kszLT)

223 Well, RINO Rauner just conceded to Pritzker in IL but that was not unexpected... no one other than IL Morons need to panic :-)

Posted by: Secret Square at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (9WuX0)

224 Oh good. Fox has dragged out the Thumb (Stirewalt).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

225 So wait. Wut? We're winning now? I thought we were losing. Wut?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (HIN23)

226 Styxhexenhammer666https://tinyurl.com/y7v9ukpy


Election live stream

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (vWMNq)

227 John James

******************

After that disgusting voicemail faux pas by the reporter who cursed him out, I hope he gets it. He seems like a good egg.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

228 How is Fox still not calling IN-SEN when ABC has?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (6nRrz)

229 What is this?

A Blue Wave for ANTS?????

Posted by: Derek Zoolander at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

230 Casablanca?

Nate Silver: "You despise me, don't you?"
Math: "If I gave you any thought, I probably would."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (R85nB)

231 Never going to beat Washington. The Perfect Man- at the Perfect Time. Everyone else will always be arguing over second place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (FhtF7)


We'll agree to disagree. Whiskey Rebellion.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (0GJk6)

232 Texas? WTF?

Posted by: The media at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (O2RFr)

233 Oh boy.
Heartburn in Texas.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (vJCwr)

234 I hate pixy ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (vWMNq)

235 204 I hope Cenk Uygur is on Suicide Watch.



Because I'd like to watch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

Death by bacon grease.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

236 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (6nRrz)

Forget it. The pudding will be even better. But don't eat it.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (uEbPt)

237 hugin should ask for a recount
just for kicks

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (dMvl+)

238 208 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
2m
#BREAKINGNEWS

#MOSen Josh Hawley

=====

finally, unfucking that state after abortion rape guy

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (7J5t2)

239 Fox News @FoxNews
30s
Alec Baldwin demoted to Saturday by ABC amid arrest, low ratings

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (+om3e)

240 #MOSen Josh Hawley

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (2I4LM)

241 Presdent Obama should do something about all this Republican cheating !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (qM84C)

242 Brett Baer called KY6 for the Dem earlier and even Wallace jumped his ass. How's it fell now little Brett, you dunce

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (nQVCQ)

243 It was the Steely Dan soundtrack tonight that turned the tide our way.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (953wK)

244 Can we start waving our dicks yet?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM

*sigh*

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (DVvHX)

245 If everything comes out favorably tonight, I hope Trump uses the word "mandate" in his press conference at midnight.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (//voU)

246 I put the over/under for a Cruz victory at 6 points.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (P1AAi)

247 #INSen Mike Braun

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (2I4LM)

248 >>>Thanks, I was going to pretend that Marijuana was on the ballot and assume that it won.

Nah, that's my state. And the bill is HORRIBLE. No sales tax on weed, dispensaries can pop up near schools, lax pickup laws so teens could potentially pick up weed for someone else and that's ok, ok to drive under the influence of weed if you have a doctor's note, etc. When the guv promises to rework the bill should it pass to fix the bad things in it, you know it's bad.

And yet I suspect it will pass, sigh. Because Utahns are too kind to be mean to cancer and epilepsy patients, and we have a huge teen population and teens want easy weed.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (TnaCl)

249 Shit. Cruz better win Texas. SOB. I cannot deal with a Senator Beto.

Posted by: Sassy at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (nwKBl)

250 It's not looking good enough for me to switch to CNN. I don't like this.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (59GGI)

251 Very early results in ND.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (MAstk)

252 PredictIt just had GOP go above 50% to win house.

Of course Dem is at 57% still

And yes they always add up over 100% other wise everyone would make money by buying both.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (6nRrz)

253 Fox is still showing an 81% probability that the Dems will take the House.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (EVJ0V)

254 Thanks Fen! I am out and about right now and furiously hitting F5 here
Posted by: IC


F5? F5?

It's a twister, Auntie Em!

Posted by: Johnny! at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (S6Pax)

255 Got a case of peanut butter!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (ismre)

256 Comstock's NeverTrump horseshit is a part of it, as is changing demographics, but she's been extremely underwhelming as a rep even outside party politics.

Wolf was very, very good at keeping his constituents updated on things he was doing and how he was representing us even in off-years. Babs only seems to spam stuff when it's an election year, and she's always trying to upsell her rather mediocre achievements. It's like she expects everyone to be impressed by her participation trophies.

And of course, there's also the fact that she was more than happy to sling mud at the actual conservative to tried to primary her, only to halfass her campaign against Wexton. Part of me is going to be glad to see that useless bag gone.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (EfAMZ)

257 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)

........

You were pretty much echoing Ace. I don't agree but bujeezeus. I cut you some some slack. We all are patriots.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (6cpKd)

258 Gell-Mann amnesia is rife on election night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

259 I doubt Cruz loses , even if he is struggling (which probably means not winning by double digits tonight) but you can absolutely blame that stunt he pulled at the convention for why this was ever a race at all.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (UfkIY)

260 I feel confident about Cruz winning, but if he loses to Robert O'Rourke in Texas, my vindictive side is gonna come out and demand that he be exiled to Nome.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (5659K)

261 There's no way there isn't some kind of national trend here. No way can I imagine Republicans, let alone in statewide races, winning unexpectedly, and then Ted Cruz losing.

That makes absolutely ZERO logical sense.

Posted by: deadrody at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (jsGbO)

262 Casablanca?
"Was that Cannon fire or is it my heart pounding?"
Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (3HNOQ)


Yep. Watching Casablanca on TCM.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (T71PA)

263 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
1m
Well, this is a firecracker: John James, the Manhunter from Michigan is running 3 points ahead of Pres. Trump in Oakland Co!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (+om3e)

264 I can't imagine that scenario. If Cruz loses, the Rs will be slaughtered nationwide. I just can't see Rs doing well elsewhere but Cruz losing in TX.

Cruz didn't campaign much. He sort of Hillaried it. Thought that it was an automatic.

That said, the cities are Beto because of the huge influx of retarded Millennials (birm), wait until the Real Texans votes are counted

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (lD3vL)

265 Here's me now:

YAY!

WAIT!

FUCK!

WAIT!

YAY!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (iafLg)

266 Can't keep up..... again.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (K8FDc)

267 Someone walk me back from the ledge about Cruz in Texas.

A loss frees him up for SCOTUS? Yeah, I'm kind of reaching. Hoping he pulls it out with the late-reporting precincts.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (qc+VF)

268 Can everyone please chill the fuck out about Texas...

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (FmqsF)

269 I'm happy to have done my part to help send Sleepy Joe packing. Congrats Mike Braun - now remember who got ya there!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (vQUp6)

270 >>>HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN WRONG!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)

You were rubbing our faces in it.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (q177U)

271 More
BREAKING NEWS!!!
GOP WINS THE SENATE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (2I4LM)

272 Cruz will win

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (+om3e)

273 148 Menendez is fuckin losing!

LOSING!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

+++

I'll think I've died and gone to heaven if that effer loses.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (Kcf2u)

274 So Scott, DeSantis could win, we win the house, win a bunch of Senate seats...and....LOSE Texas?

That can't happen. Can it?

Fuck, politics will never be boring again post Trump, will it?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (6nRrz)

275 Never going to beat Washington. The Perfect Man- at the Perfect Time. Everyone else will always be arguing over second place.

Without Washington, we are not us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (FhtF7)

If nothing else, the practice of only serving two terms probably saved our republic. It wasn't until wannabe dictator FDR that the need to actually amend the Constitution arose.

Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (gDSJf)

276 what about Hawley in MO ???

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (bUjCl)

277 Fuck. Cut the mike on that damned Obama! Get him off the stage and out of sight!

Posted by: The DNC at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (Ydn2k)

278 >>>229 What is this?

A Blue Wave for ANTS?????
Posted by: Derek Zoolander

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

279 Illinois resident here. My next plan is how to leave...

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (LMDqh)

280 Someone walk me back from the ledge about Cruz in Texas.



A loss frees him up for SCOTUS? Yeah, I'm kind of reaching. Hoping he pulls it out with the late-reporting precincts.


Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM

---

Cruz isn't losing Texas.....that's only Austin reporting

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (JUOKG)

281 60 And now lib faces are starting to change. The smug is slowly vanishing.

You will recognize this if you have OD'd on 2016 election videos.

Start warming up your pudding.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

Just turned the telly to MSNBC.

Let the Good Times Roll.

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (dczB+)

282 Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC
2m
Florida Senate will be within 30,000 votes either way. I do not think there are enough votes left in Broward, Palm Beach, and Miami to let Nelson catch - BUT I'm waiting for one more dump to call it.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (+om3e)

283 Guess the reports of Texas turning purple were true? That's bad news, man. Bad. News.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (pUDQf)

284 I keep forgetting to pour a drink! I'm that nervous!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

285 I might have to get out the Baby oil and put MSNBC on...

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (G3+Pf)

286 270 >>>HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN WRONG!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (6nRrz)

You were rubbing our faces in it.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (q177U)

___

I was not.
And I've said several times I was wrong.
How much more do you want from me? Come on man.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (6nRrz)

287 Abrams going down bigly even with a visit from Oprah girl

Posted by: Pj at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (qlTN9)

288 I haven't seen anything about the PA races.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

289 With 2% of precincts reporting in (it looks like they started with Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio) little Beto is currently ahead by 60k votes or so.
However, that shouldn't hold for much longer as those are Dem enclaves. Expect a shift in another hour or so as more reports come in.

Don't lose your heads.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (a7HML)

290 Fox is still showing an 81% probability that the Dems will take the House.
Posted by: Jaimo


Their pocket calculator needs new batteries.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (S6Pax)

291 Hey, Gollum and Beta: Steiner isn't going to come.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (vOkuK)

292 Brat might lost. Down 500 votes with 94% in. That would suck.

Posted by: physics geek at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (huQJB)

293 If James wins in Michigan, it's a good lesson why the GOP needs to push laws ending all of this early voting shit.

It absolutely gives Dems a big leg up and it's completely unconstitutional.

My understanding is Michigan is pretty strict about Election DAY

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (UfkIY)

294 268 Can everyone please chill the fuck out about Texas...

I'm in Austin, so the only time one hears anything about "Cruz" is if they are talking about their Chevrolet rental car.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (lD3vL)

295 273 148 Menendez is fuckin losing!

LOSING!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

+++

I'll think I've died and gone to heaven if that effer loses

====

I forgot about that girl raping motherfucker. God, I WANT that one.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (7J5t2)

296 But But But Donald Trump Jr. was panicking about the panhandle...

Posted by: WICUCKer at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (zRwJ/)

297 *might lose

Posted by: physics geek at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (huQJB)

298 And of course, there's also the fact that she was more than happy to
sling mud at the actual conservative to tried to primary her, only to
halfass her campaign against Wexton. Part of me is going to be glad to
see that useless bag gone.


Yup, but now we have to live with Wexton as our rep. I detested Comstock from the beginning, but I voted for her nonetheless, just to avoid this outcome.

Posted by: pep at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (T6t7i)

299 Manchin wins

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (KaSl8)

300 Well, RINO Rauner just conceded to Pritzker in IL but that was not unexpected... no one other than IL Morons need to panic :-)

Posted by: Secret Square at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (9WuX0)


Rauner gave us tax payer funded abortions, sanctuary state and signed off on a tax increase. We were fucked no matter what

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)

301 Any missing ballots in trunks of cars reported yet?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (88xKn)

302 Can we start waving our dicks yet?


Posted by: Roland THTG
---
Roland - I am waaaaay ahead of you.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (9rIkM)

303 538 Real Time

D: 55%
R: 45%

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (6nRrz)

304 Cruz will be fine

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (+om3e)

305 "I hear, and I don't know whether or not to credit this, that they're worried in Cruz's office."

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Apostate at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (z2FAZ)

306 If James wins, it'll all be OK, with a House hold.

But FFS, pathetic creatures like Whitehouse and Melendez are untouchable? And Manchin shouldn't even have a chance.

So, my Senate forecast is already toast. Or nearly. WV MT plus MI upset gets us to 57. Plus 2 Senate pickups in AZ.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (vs87M)

307 278 >>>229 What is this?

A Blue Wave for ANTS?????
Posted by: Derek Zoolander

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: ace

===========

my eyes glazed over that the first time I read it.

Bwaaaaahhhahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (7J5t2)

308 Etholytics @etholytics
FLORIDA UPDATE: Scott and DeSantis both lead with 93% in. Most of the Democrat precincts in Miami have reported, and the remaining GOP vote out *should* be able to mitigate any last Democrat votes.

Scott and DeSantis seem favored to win at this point.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (+om3e)

309 have a drink, deep breath ... Dinah Shore to relieve the tension for 2 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfW9-0EzYxA

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (Cus5s)

310 Looks like we are going to keep both the House and the Senate.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (JUOKG)

Which would leave me undefeated in my betting record against my Democrat coworker.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (K8FDc)

311 Abbott up by almost 10 but Cruz basically tied? Yeah we'll see.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (SkuXa)

312 Welp, polls in the ATL have finally closed. Now to get the barrels full of Abrams votes counted.

*pours Tito's*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

313 A loss frees him up for SCOTUS? Yeah, I'm kind of reaching. Hoping he pulls it out with the late-reporting precincts.

Jesus Christ. You realize that so far 159 of 7,939 Precincts have reported in TX, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (H5knJ)

314 >>>305 "I hear, and I don't know whether or not to credit this, that they're worried in Cruz's office."

i said bullshit too but it seems to be a legit worry

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (PbpT7)

315 I wish ABC had the county results for Texas, so I'd know how much to worry.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (vJCwr)

316 Wait, TX just closed? And yet they were reporting?

UGGGGHH

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (6nRrz)

317 Some enterprising computer monkey Ron should start a website visualizing all the state and local results as weather events. Lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (LX21o)

318 If everything comes out favorably tonight, I hope Trump uses the word "mandate" in his press conference at midnight.
====

Yes. And we shall call it: The Orange Mandate.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (0JUQP)

319 Can someone give me the quick and dirty? Been packing and moving boxes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (2na8x)

320 Might be time to tune into Univision and watch Jorge Ramos meltdown and start ranting about racist Americans.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (NbRJx)

321
211 Time to break out the pudding cups yet?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (miE9U)






Way ahead of you.

And fuckit, if the night doesn't turn out so well, I still had pudding for dessert.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (eXA4G)

322 Here is CBS News page for county-by-county in Cruz v. Beto. Can't tell what the concern is here. Close race, but only 51%ish is in, and Texas is like any other big city State where Dems jump ahead in big strides when City votes come in. Of course Beto gets those. We need to see the rural & suburban counties come in. Am I missing something? What, are there additional Big City votes in his district still to drop?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (db5dt)

323 "A friend commented..."

wait a minute.

Ace has friends in meatspace?

WTF is up with that shit?

the nerve of that two timing bastard!


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (Dagiw)

324 269 I'm happy to have done my part to help send Sleepy Joe packing. Congrats Mike Braun - now remember who got ya there!
Posted by: SMOD Keeper
-------

Same here.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, Not as mean, Still a Marine at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (+ldAm)

325 Or Ette. I'm no racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (LX21o)

326 288 I haven't seen anything about the PA races.
Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

Philly was a bloodbath. More people came out to vote democrat in my district like hasn't been seen since obamma in 08. 66% turnout, lots of new voters.

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (Izzlo)

327 Seriously? Are we winning? Can't figure out what's going on.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (HIN23)

328 And just like that...the county results are posted!

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (vJCwr)

329 IT'S OVER MAN!

IT'S OVEr!!!

Posted by: Red Hat Guy at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (G3+Pf)

330 I was not.
And I've said several times I was wrong.
How much more do you want from me? Come on man.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Tip Ace $25 in the tip jar.

Ace stood up for you, when people were calling you a troll.
Do something for Ace.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (S6Pax)

331 Cruz county-by-county
https://tinyurl.com/ybjab7dk

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (db5dt)

332 "BUT I'm waiting for one more dump to call it."

I've had days like that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (79xki)

333 A loss frees him up for SCOTUS? Yeah, I'm kind of reaching. Hoping he pulls it out with the late-reporting precincts.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 08:55 PM (qc+VF)


DC Circuit.
Backfill for Kav.

Dad can open up the Wise Latina position in four years.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (1g7ch)

334 Im seeing a lot of wailing and screaming on Twitter about Florida so Im assuming this means Desantis-Scott wins.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

335 Can anyone shed some insight on how media networks "call" races, and what are the chances of those calls ever flipping around? I get it, somewhat, if they think Barr will hold an 8,000 vote lead with 6% to go, but how do they actually call something like Casey for PA SEN with only 6% counted? I get that the GOP might not be competitive there, but to guarantee it?

Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (5659K)

336 I know it's too soon for this but hopefully my prayers will be answered:
https://youtu.be/RBy-_097gCk

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (9rIkM)

337 >>> Hearing that John James the Manhunter from Michigan is at a whopping 40% in Wayne Co., the D stronghold.

"Let's Fly Michigan" was a brilliant campaign strategy, his family is adorable, and he had a great gotcha moment yesterday with a MI journalist.

Hoping that is a good sign #walkaway + MAGA are working!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (TnaCl)

338 284 I keep forgetting to pour a drink! I'm that nervous!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

........

Nah, pour drink. Love your coments.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (6cpKd)

339 COME ON WALKER!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (6nRrz)

340 Oh, Die Hard just coming on CMT.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (//voU)

341 And yet I suspect it will pass, sigh. Because Utahns are too kind to be mean to cancer and epilepsy patients, and we have a huge teen population and teens want easy weed.
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (TnaCl)



So it's going to be easier to get weed than a stiff drink in Provo?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (SgjGX)

342 John Kasich has created a bloodbath in Ohio..Gawd..I despise that man and his not worthy ego.

Posted by: John Kasich sucks the mailman at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (8qYU4)

343 Will there be polls tomorrow to tell us how to feel about all this?

Posted by: Poll Withdrawal at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (uloIh)

344 WOW counties will come!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (3hKC8)

345 Watch: Texas Poll Worker Tells Undercover Reporter They've Allowed 'Tons' Of DACA Recipients To Vote

-
Well, isn't that diverse?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)

346 Congrats Mike Braun - now remember who got ya there!

Damned straight, Trump and his voters got you there. You look to him when you get to DC, not some comfy GOP board of directors.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (Ydn2k)

347 >>"What is this?


A Blue Wave for ANTS??"

HAIL ANTS!!!

Posted by: Kent Brockman at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (JXEtC)

348 If the Dems fail to take the House, wait for coordinated Fake Newz about how the aggregate popular vote of D's was greater than that of R's, hence our system is just rigged and racist.
Count on it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (j4US8)

349 Wisconsin polls are now closed.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (lwiT4)

350 Or cements.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (6cpKd)

351 James-Stabenow 3% reporting, tied 48.9%-48.9%


GGGNNNNNNAAAHHHHHHHHH

*gnaws axe handle*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (mS+Df)

352 Bergen County pushes Menendez over the top.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (pJgj9)

353 > Well, RINO Rauner just conceded to Pritzker in IL

Ah, so IL is back in the hands of the Outfit again.

Well, I suppose they're marginally better than the Communists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (vOkuK)

354 Carrying charges, my boy. Carrying charges.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (3HNOQ)

355 Guess the reports of Texas turning purple were true? That's bad news, man. Bad. News.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM

---

Only 2% of the votes have been called here in Texas.....relax.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (JUOKG)

356 Oh, Die Hard just coming on CMT.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (//voU)


AYFKM? It's not even Thanksgiving and they're already showing Christmas movies?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (SgjGX)

357 Wisconsin polls are now closed.

Praying for Walker

Posted by: The media at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (O2RFr)

358 My understanding is Michigan is pretty strict about Election DAY
Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (UfkIY)

Yeah we only have absentee and same day.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (kiSdp)

359 I can't stand this suspense. I'm going to go to bed early with a good book. Just Like I did in 2016. And hopefully, wake up to a similar result. goodnight, all. and good luck to taking our country back, House and Senate...

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (11H2y)

360 Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (KaSl

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 03, 2018 10:38 AM (KaSl


Nuke the troll.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (zRwJ/)

361 Marsha Blackburn


TRUMP!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

362 Can't wait to see how AZ works out....

Posted by: Garbone at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (9dH/8)

363 Lurker was not trolling, he just had bad numbers.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (fYi9j)

364 Fak, ballwin.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (3hKC8)

365 >>It's not even Thanksgiving and they're already showing Christmas movies?!


Nicely played, Sir.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (G3+Pf)

366 ABC
GOP: KY-6, NC-10, OH-4, OH-5, OK-4, SC-5 and TN-7.

DEM: GA-4, GA-13, PA-2 and PA-3.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (6nRrz)

367 Breaking news everyone!

Nate Silver sea the Dems still have a 12985/25968 chance of taking the House!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (miE9U)

368 IT'S OVER MAN!

IT'S OVEr!!!
Posted by: Red Hat Guy at November 06, 2018 08:59 PM (G3+Pf)

A Blue Wave for ANTS??"

HAIL ANTS!!!
Posted by: Kent Brockman at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (JXEtC)


It's a bug hunt, man! A BUG HUNT!!!

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (953wK)

369 Ah, so IL is back in the hands of the Outfit again.

Well, I suppose they're marginally better than the Communists.

==


not yet. when Daily wins mayor, then it will be complete

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (bUjCl)

370
On bing.com, search [state name] election results

Decent summaries: total votes counted and candidates' percentages. No indication of % precincts reporting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (pNxlR)

371 Love how the unknown names come in to deop turds of despair.LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (BXMxN)

372 Ah, so IL is back in the hands of the Outfit again.



Well, I suppose they're marginally better than the Communists.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (vOkuK)



Cheer up. He'll be in jail soon.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (lwiT4)

373 Ah, so IL is back in the hands of the Outfit again.

Well, I suppose they're marginally better than the Communists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

______________

I almost want a collapsing state to be controlled by Democrats. Especially if the alternative is a douchebag Republican.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (UfkIY)

374 318 If everything comes out favorably tonight, I hope Trump uses the word "mandate" in his press conference at midnight.
====

Yes. And we shall call it: The Orange Mandate.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (0JUQP)


A mandate to build the wall and release all those classified FISA warrants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

375 Yay. Hoosiers. Voted against doosh Donnelly thug. Too bad I will be a Show Me next year.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (6cpKd)

376 Texas Senate (6:03pm (PST)): 54% vote in, Beto (49.9%) v. Cruz (49.6%). 3/10th split dearies.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (db5dt)

377 Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC
3m
I'm calling Florida Governor for DeSantis. The latest Broward dump means there should be less than 100,000 votes total left and DeSantis' lead should withstand that surge. It, too, will be very close, 50,000 votes either way.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (+om3e)

378 Braun +14; Trump +19. CBS saying Kavanaugh.

Heitkamp/Kramer is tossup.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (FzlwF)

379 Breaking news #WVSen:

Sen. Joe Manchin


weasled his way back in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (2I4LM)

380 Polls just closed in WI... I see this state as a bellwether, as in '16.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (giesC)

381 The pedophile wins NJ

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (6nRrz)

382 Abbot for Texas republican governor is at 54% and likely winner after more than half the vote counted. Cruz is behind Beto and at 49% at the same vote count. Means somehow so far 5% of voters for republican governor are not supporting Cruz. This alone could ruin the night. Hope it changes but pretty boy might pull it off. Dems are all about their cults of personality.

Posted by: Jdw at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (UrtnR)

383 If everything comes out favorably tonight, I hope Trump uses the word "mandate" in his press conference at midnight.

====



Yes. And we shall call it: The Orange Mandate.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton"

Or referendum. I'm pretty sure the MSM was using that word a lot. Throw it back in their faces. To every stupid reporter asking a hostile question.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (NbRJx)

384 Senator Pedo (D NJ)

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (3hKC8)

385
Yes. And we shall call it: The Orange Mandate.

The Orange Revolution

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (LL1Be)

386 Menendez wins. New Jersey is a shit-hole.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (P1AAi)

387 How many more parking attendants, taxi drivers and Manhattan prostitutes will be victimized by Alec Baldwin if things don't go great for the Dems tonight???

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (miE9U)

388 BLACKBURN WINS!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (6nRrz)

389
Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
Fox projects that Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn will defeat former Democratic Governor Phil Bredesen to replace retiring GOP Senator Bob Corker.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (+om3e)

390
Menendez wins?

I'm in the wrong job...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (UFLLM)

391 Menendez wins. Excuse me while projectile vomit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

392 > News can project that IN Sen. Joe Donnelly has lost to Republican challenger Mike Braun

The worthless polls mostly had Donnelly winning, and the few that gave Braun the nod only had him up by 1% or so.

In fact, Braun is up by 11%.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (vOkuK)

393 Arghh

Menendez declared the winner in NJ.

FUCK!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (qxq6t)

394 BTW:
Tomorrow is National Stress Awareness Day.

Really!

Posted by: 2016 repeat! at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (mywUW)

395 Yay! Fox calls it for Marsha Blackburn!


Taylor Swift hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

396 9:00 PM: Polls now closed in Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Louisiana, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (2I4LM)

397 But Taylor Swift????

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (6nRrz)

398 New York slimes called it for Barr in KY6

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (+2xjH)

399 What is this?

A Blue Wave for ANTS?????
Posted by: Derek Zoolander


That's gotta be title of the next post. So good.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (OiC69)

400 Blackburn wins!!!!

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (AZD0r)

401 Welp, polls in the ATL have finally closed. Now to get the barrels full of Abrams votes counted.

*pours Tito's*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

I thought they were open until 9:25?

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (OMsf+)

402 Fox called NJ for pederast

Posted by: bigjack at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (eD3Jy)

403 MARSHA! MARSHA ! MARSHA !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (bUjCl)

404 Blackburn wins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (pUDQf)

405 345 Watch: Texas Poll Worker Tells Undercover Reporter They've Allowed 'Tons' Of DACA Recipients To Vote

yeah, that is what pisses me off about the GOP.

They have held the entire state but never did a damned thing about illegal aliens voting. Not. A. Damned. Thing.

Dittos with the Fe'ral Government. Two years of GOP control in the Legislative and Executive.

Did absolutely nothing about shoring up election integrity.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (lD3vL)

406 Lotta bellwethers these days. Heh.

*pours a splash of Bulleit*

Still being patient...

cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (iafLg)

407 See, there. 36% in, Fox called TNSEN for Blackburn. Great news, but how can they be sure?

Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (5659K)

408 Of course, dam pop up add blocked the headline that said that. Sorry

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (+2xjH)

409 Of course Menendez wins.Jesus,you have no idea how crooked Jersey us.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN)

410 "Yup, but now we have to live with Wexton as our rep. I detested Comstock from the beginning, but I voted for her nonetheless, just to avoid this outcome."

Same. As lousy as she is, she's still better than Abortion Barbie 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (EfAMZ)

411 shit fuck turd. I wanted NJ and WV

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (7J5t2)

412
*gnaws axe handle*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (mS+Df)


......

Gnaws talons.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (6cpKd)

413 Happy for Blackburn, she was MAGA early on

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (bUjCl)

414 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (ptqGC)
I thought they were open until 9:25?


Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (OMsf+)


Dammit. You're right. My bad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

415 402 Fox called NJ for pederast
Posted by: bigjack at November 06, 2018 09:03 PM (eD3Jy

I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (pUDQf)

416 Oh now its not a blue wave.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (6cpKd)

417 So Beta wins and immediately drops everything to run for Prez?

(he's not gonna win)

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

418 "Yeah, Democrat Friend, that was a classic example of a ligda midterm cycle for the Republicans."

"...Ligda?"


"LIGDA PUDDING OFFA MUH BAWS!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (BRvh1)

419 Smith over Housley - this state drives me nuts

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (AaLkK)

420 *furiously writes song about how Bredesen did her wrong...hey that rhymes!*

Posted by: Taylor Swift at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (TnaCl)

421 407 See, there. 36% in, Fox called TNSEN for Blackburn. Great news, but how can they be sure?
Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (5659K)

___

Look at what votes are still outstanding and you can make a fairly informed guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (6nRrz)

422 Republicans are going to easily hold the Senate.

There never was a blue wave.

And Trump is the best campaigner I've ever seen from a president. Just incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

423 Cramer spanking Heitkamp.

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (uloIh)

424 Somebody punch Wallace if he says one word.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (K22Va)

425 BLACKBURN WINS

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

426
The first of the vodka lime rocks going in.


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (UFLLM)

427 Taylor Swift hardest hit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I got that!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (S6Pax)

428 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (afjNA)

429 I guess NJ voters "choked it down" for Menendez.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

430 Pence's brother won his brother's old house seat in Indiana.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (4ErVI)

431 So other than Florida potentially we are not picking up any senate seats??

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (6VCiI)

432 I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (pUDQf)


Democrats count the votes there. Any questions ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (bUjCl)

433 Just in case I'm buying a Louisville Slugger and wrapping it in barbed wire.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (iafLg)

434 I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.
++++++
Hillary.Clinton.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (db5dt)

435 I was just diagnosed with Ligma.

Posted by: Thursby at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (WVn9a)

436 It was the Steely Dan soundtrack tonight that turned the tide our way.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (953wK)

---
i'm sure it helped, but, lets face it:

it's TGEDJT, his relentless campaigning, force of will, clear vision and two years of #MAGA, along with the brilliant weaponized autists of 4chan, and the incredibly stupidity that was the Demonrat trio of "October surprises" (Kavanaugh, "bombs"/shooter, and the illegal invasion caravans) that are driving this.

November 2016 was nothing less than a miracle for our country.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (Dagiw)

437 If I'm reading it correctly, so far it looks like the NC photo ID requirement to vote is doing well. 38% of precincts reporting, 1.3M for, 1.1M against.

Because racism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 09:05 PM (LX21o)

438 386 Menendez wins. New Jersey is a shit-hole.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 09:02 PM (P1AAi)


Proving once again that Democrats are the party that cares about the children.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (59GGI)

439 CNN now trying to show paths Democrats still can take to win House, nervously. Good place to be at this point.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (Kwpwk)

440 ok to drive under the influence of weed if you have a doctor's note,
_____________

What??? Have they ever seen somebody driving under the influence of MJ? That's crazy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (fqUgw)

441 See this is the diff between Rs and Ds. In Alabama Rs couldn't stomach voting for a (perceived) creep. In NJ, Ds are all meh, he's a creep but he's OUR creep.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (6nRrz)

442 Oh, you don't love me anymore.

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (6cpKd)

443 I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.

If you hear anything about Kav or any other person being a sexual predator - just remind them that it is perfectly fine to rape children - according to the Democrats and the people of NJ.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (lD3vL)

444
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 09:01 PM (fYi9j)


His problem was an undeveloped sense of when to

* types *
* deletes *

^^^ Yes, that

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (pNxlR)

445 WTF WV!? WTEVERLOVINF!?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

446 @NumbersMuncher
DeSantis takes the governors race in Florida - that is a shocker that the polls missed.

This is a *huge* blow for Democrats in a very important state in every election.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (+om3e)

447 > Menendez wins. Excuse me while projectile vomit.

Too bad we don't have an Attorney General who was interested in looking more closely into Menendez's...proclivities.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (vOkuK)

448 NH GOV is very close. Polls showed it was an easy win for Sununu.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (6nRrz)

449

Yes. And we shall call it: The Orange Mandate.

And when people start peeling off, then what do we do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (HaL55)

450 Proving once again that Democrats are the party that cares about the children.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (59GGI)

(obligatory)

Sexually (winks)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (iafLg)

451 Breaking: when there's an orange man mandate he's having 3 scoops!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (+6jVU)

452 Talon bitiing time for Bill Zombie in FL

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (6cpKd)

453 @432
"I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (pUDQf) "

Considering the NY GOP runs a retarded monkey and no ads in opposition we do pretty well.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (j4US8)

454 Dittos with the Fe'ral Government. Two years of GOP control in the Legislative and Executive.

Did absolutely nothing about shoring up election integrity.


But I'm feeling rested, and you can't put a price tag on that!

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (C78No)

455 538 has wrote off the Senate, so it's down to the House now.

And new jersey just declared that a pedophile is still higher up on the morality scale than a Republican.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (+dsLj)

456 What??? Have they ever seen somebody driving under the influence of MJ? That's crazy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 09:06 PM (fqUgw)


It's like, safe man, because you drive slower and shit.

Posted by: Reason "Libertarians" at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (SgjGX)

457 they won't call Florida for Scott even though he's up about 30K votes with 87% reporting

Posted by: paulnjax at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (nbaBy)

458 Chuck you Todd reporting on NBC that Republicans with called races are already at 49, just need one more to keep the senate.

Tossup states left they need to get one from: TX, AZ, NV, MT, ND, MO, FL

Bet that was painful for him to report, lol!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (TnaCl)

459 It's pretty funny that the results map indicates almost exactly where the illegal aliens / illegal voting problems are, too:

https://er.ncsbe.gov/contest_details.html?
election_dt=11/06/2018&county_id=0&
contest_id=1425

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (LX21o)

460 Joe Manchin should just switch parties on stage tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (pUDQf)

461 Can we start waving our dicks yet?

Not until a few posters here stop reliving The Alamo.


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

462 Proving once again that Democrats are the party that cares about the children.
___________

We do care about children! We care about boinking them!

We also care about using them as pawns to get more criminal aliens across the border. Sure, a few or a few hundred or a few thousand of the kids will get beaten or raped or used in porno films, but that's a price we're willing to pay for more diversity!

Posted by: The Left at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (fqUgw)

463 Too bad we don't have an Attorney General who was enraged fathers interested in looking more closely into Menendez's...proclivities.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (vOkuK)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (vfOIM)

464 A Republican friend of mine just texted that she's crying because she's afraid Walker will lose in WI. WTF? Polls closed here 9 minutes ago. Has anybody heard anything about WI?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (d6Ksn)

465 Oh, you don't love me anymore.
Posted by: CNN tears


Tough love, baby

Tough love.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (S6Pax)

466 You know who is happy tonight?

Joe Biden and Liz Warren.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (6nRrz)

467 Oh wow.

Comedian Paul Rodriguez says he 'agrees with a lot of things' Trump has done (link to Fox News)

https://tinyurl.com/y8nhzqjc

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (miE9U)

468 All right, I had a double Fedcal West Indies rum. Now for another. Benn up since 0400 so don't know how long I'll last. And fellow Texans, I can't see GOD putting somebody like oh!rork in office. Not after He punished us with ubama for 8 years.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

469 Of course Menendez wins.Jesus,you have no idea how crooked Jersey us.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (BXMxN)



People would vote for Charley Manson if he had a D after his name

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (SiINZ)

470 3 As I am in the process of moving to Sarasota, this brings me joy.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (KHvaj)

I live in Sarasota, hope you're moving to the unincorporated county rather than the city. County is firmly Republican, the city is leftist Democrats who are trying to turn the city into Berkeley for geriatrics. Taxes, Utilities much cheaper in the county and you don't live next to greybeard marxists.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (0Ntuf)

471 > CNN now trying to show paths Democrats still can take to win House, nervously. Good place to be at this point.


Are they at the "Steiner will come" stage yet?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (vOkuK)

472 Why would we call this a Red wave when Trump dragged the party kicking and screaming across the finish line.

If anything, it should be an Orange Wave

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (kUrNA)

473 Brat loses

Dems seem to be on a path to take the House

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (KaSl8)

474 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop crapping in my hands and wiping it all over my face and body.

Posted by: Max Boot at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (DuAZ5)

475 457 they won't call Florida for Scott even though he's up about 30K votes with 87% reporting
Posted by: paulnjax at November 06, 2018 09:07 PM (nbaBy)

__

They know Miami-Dade can "manufacture" 30K votes easily.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (6nRrz)

476 Holy sh*t. Tennessee may have just seen a significant shift TOWARDS the GOP over previous elections -- the data is still early. While the Democrats still have a strong hold on the black vote a significant percentage have broken ranks and voted GOP.

This is huge. Democrats are going to see there wins tonight but they are NOT going to be happy with the number of black voters who have left the party.

Huge!

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (a7HML)

477 DeSantis takes the governors race in Florida - that is a shocker that the polls missed.

A poll is only "wrong" if it helps the Republican. We didn't miss anything.

Posted by: The MFM at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (C78No)

478 Taylor Swift hardest hit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

She with Sherrod Brown tonight?

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (+2xjH)

479 Tossup states left they need to get one from: TX, AZ, NV, MT, ND, MO, FL

Bet that was painful for him to report, lol!
_______________

Exit polls in AZ are currently favoring McSally.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (fqUgw)

480 If anything, it should be an Orange Wave
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (kUrNA)

Fitting.

Trump is red.

Rest of the GOP is yellow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1)

481 "I'm flabbergasted by the idiots who live in New Jersey and New York. Literal criminals running for office, and they win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (pUDQf)

---

I was driving through the Upstate of SC recently and heard a very funny ad for a race:

"His only experience in the legal system involved being a defendant multiple times!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (LX21o)

482 Theyre playing the "PLS SAVE US MIAMI-DADE AND BROWARD" game on ABC, it's glorious

Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (ryr6F)

483 538

D: 54
R: 46

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (6nRrz)

484 Looking at Texas SOS page, Cruz now ahead by 3,000 votes. Only 2.7% of precincts reporting.

Posted by: Leland at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (IG4sd)

485 As a former Republican and proud independent, tonight is bittersweet. It seems strange not celebrating GOP victories, but my party has been hijacked by extremists.

We met many former Republicans at the polls today who feel the same way.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (ismre)

486 Brat ran a lousy campaign. Disappointing.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (FmqsF)

487 NYTimes headline:

Democrats' hopes for a Blue Wave so forceful that they could announce having flipped the house early in the evening have not been fulfilled.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (+dsLj)

488 The Called Fla Governor for DeSantis

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (+om3e)

489 Henry Olsen
@henryolsenEPPC
I'm also calling OH-12 for Troy Balderson. He's already ahead and he is gaining big on the Election Day vote, just like he did in the special. The Election Day vote is trending GOP almost everywhere, and given the August pattern here I think @Troy_Balderson is coming back to DC.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (+om3e)

490 Brat down 500 votes or so with 94.3% reporting

Posted by: physics geek at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (huQJB)

491 Democrats are now in the "scenario exploring" stage of their denial depression. Sports fans do this "if we win out and the Chiefs lose all their remaining games....."

Coming soon:

They just can't believe it stage
American is inherently racist stage
Depression stage
Meltdown stage
We'll get em in 2020 stage
Riot stage

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (uEbPt)

492 Nood, people.

NOOOOOOOOOOD.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (953wK)

493 Why does Brett Baier have a Red Army star behind him?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (NMAzL)

494 Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter
16s
If things keep going this way for Stacey Abrams, she might just burn the Georgia flag again before the night is out.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (+om3e)

495 We do care about children! We care about boinking them!

We also care about using them as pawns to get more criminal aliens across the border. Sure, a few or a few hundred or a few thousand of the kids will get beaten or raped or used in porno films, but that's a price we're willing to pay for more diversity!
Posted by: The Left at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (fqUgw)


You left out "aborting them."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (vfOIM)

496 Abbot up by 250,000 votes in Texas but Cruz in trouble does not compute

Cruz will win by hundreds of thousands
Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (ryr6F)

No way GOP voters split ballots.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 09:12 PM (K8FDc)

497 Angry Trump Voters, Mostly White, Reject Call for More Diverse America

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:13 PM (j4US8)

498 DeWine looking good.

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at November 06, 2018 09:13 PM (uloIh)

499 On 538:

LOL

" should add that I was privately being told by those affiliated with Republican campaigns in Florida that the public polls were too bullish on Democrats. Just a reminder that public and private polling often differ in their approaches and assumptions about what the likely electorate will look like."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 09:13 PM (6nRrz)

500 (NY Times, Wed ed)

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:13 PM (j4US8)

501 NYTimes headline:

Democrats' hopes for a Blue Wave so forceful that they could announce having flipped the house early in the evening have not been fulfilled.


If that's their headline, how wide are their newspapers these days?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 09:13 PM (CE5C/)

502 480 If anything, it should be an Orange Wave
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (kUrNA)

Fitting.

Trump is red.

Rest of the GOP is yellow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1

This.

Trump winning despite the NeverTrump'ers Cuck-a-thon-palooza doing everything they can to lose should tell these loser fucks something.

You.are.not.relevant.any.more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

503 Indiana!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (pUDQf)

504 OK, flight of fancy here, indulge me:

Looks like House is going to be pretty darn close to evenly split.

Not every Dem is a raving moonbat (close, but still)...

If Trump personally makes some big overtures to that small caucus of "vulnerable dems", and welds in a couple intransigent nevertrumper Rs into the coalition as a sort of "controlled opposition" caucus that he could use for goodwill...

Listen to their proposals. Maybe do a few things they want that he wouldn't have done otherwise. Basically set up a rapprochement with his less insane opposition, and show "The People" (the fucking idiots that they are) that things don't have to be as bitter and shitty as the Democrats at large want them to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (BRvh1)

505 So a pedophile crook who was censured by the senate is Nj's senator. Oh and some delusional guy who thinks he's Spartacus.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (nQVCQ)

506 And hey, the Libertarian candidate might win just enough votes for Brat to lose in VA.

Posted by: physics geek at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (huQJB)

507 472 Why would we call this a Red wave when Trump dragged the party kicking and screaming across the finish line.

If anything, it should be an Orange Wave
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (kUrNA)


I love it!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 06, 2018 09:15 PM (hOOi9)

508 Braun wins Indiana.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 09:15 PM (pUDQf)

509 Rs gonna likely lose two more in VA...Bratt and Taylor. But that still may not be enough for the Ds to hold house.

Posted by: Trust the Turtle at November 06, 2018 09:15 PM (apolw)

510 "We'll agree to disagree. Whiskey Rebellion."

Would that be the time people took up arms against the government and marched to the field of battle, surrendered, and were given amnesty? Where the ringleaders were tried for treason and sentenced to death, but Washington commuted their sentences and spared their lives?

Real bastard he was.

Posted by: Apostate at November 06, 2018 09:15 PM (z2FAZ)

511 " Literal criminals running for office, and they win.
"
but they would never run a crook in a presidential race ... (cough ... hillary ... cough) ... except, thank God, something went wrong on the way to the forum ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 09:15 PM (Cus5s)

512 You left out "aborting them."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 09:11 PM (vfOIM)

Fifth trimester abortion...

by snu snu.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:16 PM (BRvh1)

513 WIGOP?


Little bitch, where are you?

I called IN and FL.

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 09:16 PM (MAstk)

514 So....there is 3% reporting in Texas and y'all are freaking out? Calm down. Seriously, we freak out every two years. Aren't you tired of this yet?

What will be will be. All of us who voted and encouraged others to vote our way have done all we can do. It is out of our hands.

Calm. Down.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 06, 2018 09:18 PM (SRarZ)

515 Blue sunami

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:18 PM (b+Fr8)

516 Come and take it!

Posted by: Ted Cruz at November 06, 2018 09:18 PM (j4US8)

517 If Trump personally makes some big overtures to that small caucus of "vulnerable dems", and welds in a couple intransigent nevertrumper Rs into the coalition as a sort of "controlled opposition" caucus that he could use for goodwill...

Listen to their proposals. Maybe do a few things they want that he wouldn't have done otherwise. Basically set up a rapprochement with his less insane opposition, and show "The People" (the fucking idiots that they are) that things don't have to be as bitter and shitty as the Democrats at large want them to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:14 PM (BRvh1)


I've been saying something similar all night. A one or two-seat Dem majority means that Pelosi and Co have to keep any non-crazy dem from crossing the aisle.

Posted by: Reason at November 06, 2018 09:20 PM (SgjGX)

518 Liberal tears fire my furnace.

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:21 PM (6cpKd)

519 CNN "it's heartbreaking."

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:22 PM (6cpKd)

520 I fathead Rove just said Broward, Miami Dade and Palm Beach not fully counted. Plus parts of panhandle

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 09:22 PM (nQVCQ)

521 Orange Man Bad

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 09:23 PM (dMvl+)

522 I just fat headed too.

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:24 PM (6cpKd)

523 Have they started suppressing the Panhandle yet?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:24 PM (j4US8)

524 As predicted typos will be epic.

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:24 PM (6cpKd)

525 If Karl Rove told me water is wet I'd drink sand.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 06, 2018 09:24 PM (j4US8)

526 468 All right, I had a double Fedcal West Indies rum. Now for another. Benn up since 0400 so don't know how long I'll last. And fellow Texans, I can't see GOD putting somebody like oh!rork in office. Not after He punished us with ubama for 8 years.
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

---

Taxpayer funded abortions.

When will the GOP do something about that?

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 09:26 PM (I0I+D)

527 ABC wardrobe people really trying to cover up how fat and disgusting Meg McCain is roflmao

Posted by: deepelemblues at November 06, 2018 09:28 PM (ryr6F)

528 CNN Drooly drooly trolls.

Posted by: CNN tears at November 06, 2018 09:28 PM (6cpKd)

529 526 from SMh: endorsed

Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 09:34 PM (RtApK)

530 So, Fox calls the House for the Dems. I can't listen anymore tonight.

Posted by: Stella TwoCents at November 06, 2018 09:35 PM (Z0huu)

531 I meant SMcapitalH: cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 09:35 PM (RtApK)

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