Reuters: Whether He Wins or Loses his Race, Dreamy Beto O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts

Well, they didn't say that exactly. Just pretty much that.

A commenter pretending to be the AP wrote that joke headline.

But Reuters does say that whether "Beto" -- note, he's not even fractionally Hispanic; this is entirely a fiction created for political purposes -- wins or loses, he "emerges victorious."

Well, he was born a winner -- straight (?), white, rich, male and connected. He's got the connections to get him out of a felony evasion and to get the Hispanic political establishment pretend he's not a 100% pasty white Irishman during campaign season.



Let's hope we see more of this type of "Reuters Victory" (that is, a Democrat loss) tonight.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:35 PM




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1 first! Whoo hoo!

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (11H2y)

2 Second!

Posted by: Sassy at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (nwKBl)

3 and fuck David Frum in particular. He calls populism a dark force that divides the nation.

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (11H2y)

4 If I never see his grinning mug again, it'll be too soon. And fourth.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (MX7xj)

5 Saw a picture of a rainbow today over the U.S. Capitol building.
Great. That means another six weeks of the election cycle.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (rJUlF)

6 Hedging, hedging, hedging,

Keep them hedges coming, rawhide.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (kszLT)

7 I'm like Obi Wan or Jesus. If you strike me down, I only become more powerful.

Posted by: Fake Hispanic Candidate at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (H5knJ)

8 Beeto! First in liberal hearts in Austin!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (ctuyM)

9 I predict bofa...

Lots and lots of bofa

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (TN1P5)

10 I am so sick of Beta.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (xQfPr)

11 top 10

Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (i2clU)

12 F*ck that Carpet bagger! Live from Texas!

Posted by: 04iCan at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (Blp1s)

13 Whiter than Darryl Hall's underballs.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (ismre)

14 The threads come too fast!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

15 almost lol

Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (i2clU)

16 Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (i2clU)

Lurk less, you'll post faster.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (xQfPr)

17 17

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (NLLmE)

18 nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (NLLmE)

19 Sounds like they're warming up their excuses for his expensive loss. California rich lefties hardest hit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (iIzG7)

20 Isn't propping up a rich white boy like that racist?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (+dsLj)

21 If beto and fredo are the future, I am glad I am old

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (Fh8wK)

22 Jesse Kelly has been saying for months this is a way for Beto to money collect for a Presidential bid.

No one who is serious in Texas stumps on gun control, open borders and taxes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (jUVms)

23 Whiter than Darryl Hall's underballs.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Darryl Hannah's underboob at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (ctuyM)

24
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

-Qanon

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

25 My kids telling me exit polls are bad - maybe 2016 all over!

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (mJmCN)

26 I didn't know O'Rourke was Mexican.


Oh, Beto must be, then.


Must be nice to have a wife with a filthy rich daddy.

If you don't like your heritage, you can just buy another one!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

27 Guzzle some more MacAllan, Blotto.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (pgXNG)

28 Get ready for the magical mystery tour of beano and barky.

2020 Here we come!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (kszLT)

29 I have to say reading all the stories about irregularities around the country I'm a bit worried.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (xQfPr)

30
Pffft!

Beto's an Omega Male

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (pNxlR)

31 I have an eerie calmness over me right now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (kbp55)

32 Good G-D FOX has Juan the stupid, Perino the sap, and Half Wit????

What The Fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (Fh8wK)

33 Newsreader said "if the skateboarding El Paso congressman..." completely unironically. LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (9hauA)

34 Previous Reuters Headlines:Win or Lose, Nazi Germany Is A Total WinnerWin or Lose, The Japanese Empire Is A Total Winner

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

35 24
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

-Qanon
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

RX Bandits did a pretty damned good cover of that.

Shame they're fucking commies.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (pgXNG)

36 Just like Wendy Pinksneakers and John Osoff!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

37 31 I have an eerie calmness over me right now.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (kbp55)



Me too. Strangely disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

38 Beto, the expensive D loser in a race with no hope of winning. moar please.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (0OmEj)

39 Well that lineup drove me to fox business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (Fh8wK)

40 You know what they call a guy who loses? A winner. Yup. Strange but true.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (lwiT4)

41 Styx is going to live-stream the results tonight with guests. Starts in a few minutes for those who want something different.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (rnXGe)

42 What's the over/under on Bill Wynn checking in tonight?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (ctuyM)

43 The corgis are summoned.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (iIzG7)

44 Why would a news service tweet "Win or lose, Beto O'Rourke set to emerge victorious"???

Are they intentionally trying to destroy their credibility as an unbiased media outlet?

Or are they like the kid in that movie "The Room" -- never been outside The Bubble, so they don't even know that the outside real world exists?

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (c+2jX)

45 Bobbie O'Rourke. Skateboarding El Paso congressman.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (9hauA)

46 Never trust an Irish-Hispanic!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (n9EOP)

47 NO ONE respond to the troll when he waddles over here.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

48 Watching CRTV.


Cool discussion. With smart conservatives.
I could get used to this.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (LL1Be)

49 Good G-D FOX has Juan the stupid, Perino the sap, and Half Wit????

What The Fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (Fh8wK)


From the last thread, CRTV

http://tinyurl.com/ya5xzxqw

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (mS+Df)

50 The guy is an embarrassment. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (rCGpC)

51 Well, he was born a winner -- straight (?), white, rich, male and connected. He's got the connections to get him out of a felony evasion and to get the Hispanic political establishment pretend he's not a 100% pasty white Irishman during campaign season.

the obvious brilliance

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (2I4LM)

52 well we held on the KY-05 seat..KY-06 is the one the left are hoping to flip I think.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

53 We were winners in the World Series as well.

Posted by: The Dogers at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

54 I have an eerie calmness over me right now.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Me too. Strangely disconcerting.
Posted by: eleven



Too much tequi

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (f/ass)

55 Yes,I support all the Democrats winning by losing.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (BXMxN)

56 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (KCxzN)

57 Disinvite GOPWingor...

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (mgpkf)

58 28
Get ready for the magical mystery tour of beano and barky.



2020 Here we come!


For all of your anal needs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

59 Me too. Strangely disconcerting.

The Statue of Liberty is caput!

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (K22Va)

60 long time lurker. so, from my little blue corner of se middlesex cty, nj: I was #11 voter in my district at 6:35 am. Many people behind me - hope bye bye Menendez

Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (i2clU)

61 NO ONE respond to the troll when he waddles over here.
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (cF8AT)


"I would love to tour the Southland, in a traveling minstrel show . . . " - Steely Dan, Pretzel Logic

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (953wK)

62 >>I have to say reading all the stories about irregularities around the country I'm a bit worried.


Keep in mind Trump, Sessions and DHS have put things in place in order to thwart "foreign" interference in this election.

Will be interesting to see what/who they catch...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

63 Reality and the Leftist mindset, two parallel lines that will never, CAN never, intersect.

Posted by: acethepug at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (kybA+)

64 Hello, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (mS+Df)

65
Second place is First Loser, Betamax!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (pNxlR)

66 Laura Ingrahms lips. Holy crap! Muh dick!

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (ulmY0)

67 Win or lose, Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (LL1Be)

68 That's what they say about the marathoner dragged off the track on a stretcher, having broken both his legs in a freak accident at Mile 13: "Win or lose, this guy's a champ!"

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (c+2jX)

69 Beano is almost a Clinton scale grifter.

Ellen, can he come back and cry on your shoulder?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (kszLT)

70 Culp thinks he's such a badass with his car phone.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

71 Geez. Over two hours before the polls close here in WI.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

72 52 well we held on the KY-05 seat..KY-06 is the one the left are hoping to flip I think.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

The left wasn't hoping to flip both of them, were they?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (CmURZ)

73 The wife and I both voted for Cruz.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (p0nVR)

74 Beto is an idiot in the way John Kerry is an idiot.

They marry rich because otherwise...not too many other choices.

Now with the money they can "try" anything they want. Politics...Sure! Why not!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (jUVms)

75 'NO ONE respond to the troll when he waddles over here'

Waaack?

Posted by: Disco Duck at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

76 He's a winner because he is sitting on a pile of cash. California donations and his wife's bank accounts.
Please, God, don't let him sing "I Did It My Way."

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (iIzG7)

77 Robert is only stealing a culture for 2020 and hoping someone will pick him as a running mate

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (T4oHT)

78 If you don't like your heritage, you can just buy another one!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)


I bet he paid retail though!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (n9EOP)

79
I didn't know O'Rourke was Mexican. He is a direct decedent from the survivors of the Spanish Armada that washed up on the shores of Ireland.

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

80 WhTever happened to the AOQ Decision desk? Is that still a thing here?

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Ht9mK)

81 I wonder if Jon Ossoff got a refund on that fiance he rented for his campaign.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (SkuXa)

82 I pray for a blowout, but am afraid I'm going to be disappointed.

Texas has a lot of transplants and they like to destroy things.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

83 No bias in that Reuters headline whatsoever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

84 37 Well,our side doesn't do childish histrionics if we lose.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (BXMxN)

85 CNN seems especially dour. Regardless of accuracy, their exit polls must show Donnelly going down too early to spin. They'll have to hop onto something else.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Kwpwk)

86 well we held on the KY-05 seat..KY-06 is the one the left are hoping to flip I think.
----
The Have NO CHANCE

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (+om3e)

87 ...uuhhh...

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (14qvS)

88 Well, I voted. There were 15 people ahead of me in line, which is more like a Presidential year. I was #627 to vote in the precinct. I asked the lady how many there were total. She didn't know the exact number but said there are over 1000.

Looking at the other people there, I can't guess how they voted. I never could read people worth a damn, which is why I tend to hang out with cats.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

89 Whether He Wins or Loses his Race, Dreamy Beto O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts

Posted by: AP at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (Vb4BV)

90 Look at those crowds, those throngs of people surrounding him in Texas, which are totally not mostly composed of white women.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (9hauA)

91 50 The guy is an embarrassment. Plain and simple.

No, its an embarrassment for Texas if they reject Cruz in favor of a skateboarder.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (lD3vL)

92 I had a leftover gyro in the fridge and now it's GONE!

Mrs928 swears that she neither ate it nor threw it away.

It's a fucking mystery.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

93 Beto is a fag and his shits all retarded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

94 Don't worry. His punk ass is toast.

Posted by: Texas at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (SRarZ)

95 59 Me too. Strangely disconcerting.

The Statue of Liberty is caput!
Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (K22Va)



Well that's....wait...

Crap.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

96 1 hour and 13 minutes to go here.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (T4oHT)

97 Geez. Over two hours before the polls close here in WI.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)


One hour fifteen left here in Mittentopia.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (mS+Df)

98 The left wasn't hoping to flip both of them, were they?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (CmURZ)

Not sure but since KY-05 was an easy win I am guessing they concentrated on KY-06.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (a0IVu)

99 "Reuters Victory"

Gold, Ace... pure gold.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (gk7if)

100 OT
It really is rather comic if you look at the Micro soft news feed and the pictures with their headline: "Election pits Trump's brute strength against Dem resistance. First it was a picture of two Muslim women voting, now it's a picture of woman with an adorable baby in one of those front carrying pouches. Wat will be the next picture to manipulate us?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)

101 Ban WIGOPer.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (mgpkf)

102 730 Walmart Wolverines

I wish more people could appreciate what a brutally precise epithet that is.
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (gk7if)

It sure shuts 'em, doesn't it?

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (kiSdp)

103 Does Beto rhyme with ghetto?


Or Play-doh?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (m45I2)

104 85 CNN seems especially dour. Regardless of accuracy, their exit polls must show Donnelly going down too early to spin. They'll have to hop onto something else.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Kwpwk)

Donnelly's big hopes are Gary & Indianapolis, right?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (CmURZ)

105 46 Never trust an Irish-Hispanic!
=============::
That would include all of us of "black Irish" heritage courtesy of the Spanish armada.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (euYPC)

106 Beto the Hispanic.

Lizzie the Cherokee.

Rachel the African-American babe.

Anyone see a pattern.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (9hauA)

107 Skip - Decision Desk went with another outfit that better fits their #nevertrumper position.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (lwiT4)

108 Oh lordy, here comes the village idiot.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (a0IVu)

109 79
I didn't know O'Rourke was Mexican. He is a direct decedent from the survivors of the Spanish Armada that washed up on the shores of Ireland.
Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (gmo/4)


LOL.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

110 Greetings from the VA-10th. I feel like I should invite Winston Wolf over to keep things in perspective.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (FTlwv)

111 Alton Jackson, we keep the House and I'm gonna express mail you a Whataburger.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (kszLT)

112 Trick question. You don't get down off a duck. You get down off an elephant.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (m45I2)

113 78 If you don't like your heritage, you can just buy another one!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

I bet he paid retail though!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (n9EOP)

You can't just BUY keys to the Weather Machine.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (pgXNG)

114 For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (7PllL)

115 Insert Mexican Name O'Rourke is a winner in the same way Wendy Davis is a winner. Free tire rotations for the life of the tire at Hibdon's.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (Iex7B)

116 I had a leftover gyro in the fridge





I know that's English, but I'm not understanding those words as written.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (f/ass)

117 Anyone see a pattern.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (9hauA)

All frauds.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (a0IVu)

118 #112 Can I get in on that action?

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (mgpkf)

119 80 WhTever happened to the AOQ Decision desk? Is that still a thing here?

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Ht9mK)

Not here but if you want to head over to Buzzfeed....

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (cF8AT)

120 Etholytics
Mike Braun is surging in the rural counties by around 10-15 points more than the Republican did in 2012. He's also improved slightly off the non-rural counties as well. Good results so far for Braun.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (+om3e)

121 102 Ban WIGOPer.




YUP

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (MAstk)

122 Don Jr. Sent the same tweet about WV that he did about the panhandle. He is just blasting people who still have a chance to vote in close elections.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (fYi9j)

123 Also married the daughter of a billionaire.

He's a cross between Ted Kennedy and John Kerry!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)

124 This is looking terrible for Nate Silver in Indiana here. His prediction is completely and utterly BTFO

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (R76Cr)

125 F-ING Fox is almost an unwatchable bunch of tools. No

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nQVCQ)

126 I think Winston Wolfe and the Statue of Liberty is Kaput guy both make compelling arguments.

I'm gonna go grab a beer.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (gk7if)

127 I knew as soon as I saw the gay mulatto give his speech at the Democrat Convention that he was marked as one of the chosen. The Leprechaun is another example. This is how you know that elections are not a spontaneous development. They prepare the candidates at least 4 years in advance. This also explains the millions of dollars in donations that will serve as a war chest for O'Douche.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (3sjI6)

128 Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (kszLT)

I agree Ben. I'm optimistic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

129 Anyone know if the left is still planning to blame the Russians for kicking the midterms to the GOP?

Or are they just gonna run with GOP dont deserve House because democrats won the popular vote?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (+dsLj)

130 Fox gurl tells us Fox Square (wth?) is THE place to be tonight!

Yeah, nothing would thrill be more than freezing my butt off in Manhattan on an election night.

Pass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

131 I agree with a commentor above. Reuter's must have gotten the memo that Blotto is going places in National politics. He got $70 million in, I'll bet he did not spend even close to half on this race. Most of it is for down the road.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (I16G8)

132 121 Etholytics
Mike Braun is surging in the rural counties by around 10-15 points more than the Republican did in 2012. He's also improved slightly off the non-rural counties as well. Good results so far for Braun.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (+om3e)

Please let it be enough to stave off the blue areas.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (CmURZ)

133 Has Beto said whether he speaks Spanish?

Posted by: Sassy at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nwKBl)

134 You guys have Beto all wrong. He s 1:1024 th Meskin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (rCGpC)

135 He's a cross between Ted Kennedy and John Kerry!
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)

He does have the DUI to match the Kennedy side.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (9hauA)

136 I dunno why but the name "Beto" makes me think "nutsack"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (dMvl+)

137 An "O'Rourke Victory" is when you see your opponent's taillights in the distance, crossing the finish line.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (c+2jX)

138
How did the pasty faced mick get the name Beto?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (SiINZ)

139 In other news, up is down, black is white, an Laurel is Hardy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (XXadE)

140 Are there any bellwether or are all bets off this time

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (OOH1c)

141 126 F-ING Fox is almost an unwatchable bunch of tools. No

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nQVCQ)

Fox Business might be better.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

142 This is looking terrible for Nate Silver in Indiana here. His prediction is completely and utterly BTFO
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (R76Cr)


Didn't he say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right? So he's a winner too.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (mS+Df)

143 This also explains the millions of dollars in donations that will serve as a war chest for O'Douche.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (3sjI6)

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how much does he have left over?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (Dagiw)

144 104 Play-doh

Posted by: April at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (OX9vb)

145 The decision desk was funny, it would get updated for an hour or so and then they forgot about it or something.

Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (e87pt)

146 And marry a billionaire's daughter!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)

147 SalenaZito @SalenaZito
now
Wayne Luzerne Lackawanna and Monroe reporting phenom numbers in turnout in PA

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (+om3e)

148 Or Play-doh?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (m45I2)

It's bee-do like that annoying minion from that movie. "Bee-do, bee-do, bee-do, bee-do!!!!!"

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (MX7xj)

149
I agree with a commentor above. Reuter's must have gotten the memo that
Blotto is going places in National politics. He got $70 million in, I'll
bet he did not spend even close to half on this race. Most of it is for
down the road.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (I16G


Well, he's got the drunken, debauched Kennedy look down. Yellow teefs and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

150 Okay here's where I give my prediction.


We hold the House, we gain +3 in the Senate, and Walker squeaks one out for the WI Governorship. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI-Lesbian) retains her senate seat, and the R candidate takes Paul Ryan's old seat in WI-1.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

151 Pathetic. What's worse is there were probably a lot of people who read this and nodded sagely in agreement.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

152 North Dakota: Heidi Heitcamp (D) out. Kevin Cramer (R) in.

Tennessee: Marsha Blackburn (R) wins; Phil Bredesen (D) loses.

Texas: Cruz (R) beats O'Rourke (D).

Arizona: Martha McSally (R) wins; Kyrsten Sinema (D) loses.
Call Winston Wolf and tell him "it's time."

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (iIzG7)

153 Win or lose, orange man bad.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (LL1Be)

154 I was in Austin in August and you'd occasionally see pockets of these ass-hats with Beto shirts...they would always travel together.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (mgpkf)

155 Mark Salter @MarkSalter55

Vote For the Democrat (in most cases). That feels weird to write. But the bigger the rebuke of Trump the better for the country. Resist.


Oh my.
McCain former aide and chief of staff.

Unbelievable.
Take down Arizona because of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (2I4LM)

156 130 Anyone know if the left is still planning to blame the Russians for kicking the midterms to the GOP?

Or are they just gonna run with GOP dont deserve House because democrats won the popular vote?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (+dsLj)

Yes.

Despite the Lefty-Favorite Gerrymandering, the PA Auditor General whined today that "The Russians tried to hack our voting machines!!!".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (pgXNG)

157 Never trust an Irish-Hispanic!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (n9EOP)



Anthony Quinn: Let's not get too personal here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (SiINZ)

158 beto, gheyer than cum on a mustache. perfect for kommiefornia. buck toothed, drunken, kennedy, wannabe. skateboard. really phucktard? what's next? make believe floating oldsmobile? neck brace? what a chickenfucker.s

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (KP5rU)

159 Hair on fire!

Dick on fire!

Ass on fire!

Posted by: WIPOOPER at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (/8RAd)

160 Frum is upset because populism cuts into the Uniparty command and control operations out there in Washington city.

Republicans said "we" need to attract blacks and hispanics. Donald Trump is actually doing that. That's dirty pool. It's allowed for Republicans to say things like "We need tough border security." In a campaign.

What they aren't allowed to do, is anything that toughens border security on the ground. Trump has committed the unpardonable sin in politics for a Republican - delivering on his campaign promises.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (4YsU2)

161 Win or Lose, "Beto" O'Rourke Is A Total Winner
............


well sure, if you pronounce it weee-ner.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

162 Well that's....wait...



Crap.

A line from Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (K22Va)

163 17,500 viewers on Styx when he started his stream just now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (rnXGe)

164 Cruz wins by double digits. This race was never close.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (gC2IV)

165 How did the pasty faced mick get the name Beto?
Posted by: TheQuietMan



Appropriation. He just took it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (f/ass)

166 my polling station had no line
but thagood, coz it's a blue area anyway

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (dMvl+)

167 At 6:30am I was in line with mostly 40+ age people, some 30 somethings mostly in business attire and 3 millennial teen looking girls from the local overpriced art school vocal frying each other about 1) where mumsy and dadsy were going to send them to summer, Chicago or NY obvs., and 2) what constitutes the perfect cheese board. The cheese part went on for 20 minutes I kid you not. So at least I countered one of their votes.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (YR7aL)

168


Let's hope we see more of this type of "Reuters Victory" (that is, a Democrat loss) tonight.


Not to be confused with a Pyrrhic Victory.


This is not that. This is the PoMo version of Reality where there are no rules, nothing matters and what if it did?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (HaL55)

169 I am a winner, too. Says so right there in my nickname. I even have the lost day of work due to unfinished vehicle repairs after a cross-state moving trip to show for it.

I win better than Beto. I win like hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (5jVnA)

170 Didn't he say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right? So he's a winner too.

*********************

If he's wrong tonight again that's two times in a row he got buttfucked on national TV.

It's mindboggling how you can continue to be wrong about everything and still have a job. How the hell does Krugman for example even get a paycheck anymore?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (+dsLj)

171 Has Beto said whether he speaks Spanish?

Posted by: Sassy at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nwKBl)


Sure and begorra he does lass!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (n9EOP)

172 I wish iI knew more about campaign finance law...can't you bank a % of your dollars for future campaigns? Or, just keep it?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (ty7RM)

173 107 Beto the Hispanic.

Lizzie the Cherokee.

Rachel the African-American babe.

Anyone see a pattern.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (9hauA)

---

Yep.

Cultural appropriation.

Self-loathing is so unseemly.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (9WcJw)

174 >>He does have the DUI to match the Kennedy side.


. . .and he married a wealthy woman!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (W+vEI)

175 Numbers still looking solid in FL.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (2PXwn)

176 My highly excited local newz channels are promising to keep me updated as soon as the polls close here in Savannah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

177 A line from Saving Private Ryan.
Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (K22Va)



Yeah.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (NLLmE)

178 Pelosi talking about 'working w/ Trump on some issues and standing our ground on others' when she is Speaker. She is that confident.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

179 159 Poetry

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (BXMxN)

180 Yeah, I mean what better campaign theme than "Vote for me, I'm the loser" who thinks he's Santa Ana- ole!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (nQVCQ)

181 Beto is Spanish for "Jason Garrett."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (gC2IV)

182 How did the pasty faced mick get the name Beto?
Posted by: TheQuietMan




was his alias when he was on the run from his burglary and dui charges.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

183 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (/8RAd)

184 Mark Salter @MarkSalter55

Vote For the Democrat (in most cases). That feels weird to write. But the bigger the rebuke of Trump the better for the country. Resist.

Oh my.
McCain former aide and chief of staff.

Unbelievable.
Take down Arizona because of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

See, I told you Arizonans were fucking stupid.

Posted by: Krystyn Sinema at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (5RXy6)

185 126 F-ING Fox is almost an unwatchable bunch of tools. No

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nQVCQ)

I can't watch them for election coverage.

You should have seen Martha McCallum's face last night when she interviewed Ted Cruz. When she cited some left-wing talking point on the Tx race, Cruz said "Now Martha, you're too smart to believe that" or something along those lines.

McCallum's eyes got really big, and she looked like she'd swallowed a lemon.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (CmURZ)

186 Woo hoo.

NYT has it 1-0 for Team Red!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (6nRrz)

187 The thing about probability is that it's almost useless for a single event, especially if it's close to 60/40 or even 70/30.

It's more useful for replicate events. So there could be a 60/40 Yes/No chance, but a single experiment could come out on the No side. If the experiment is run 1000 times, about 600 will come out yes and 400 no. But there's really no way to tell which one you'll get for a given experiment.

So I find the actual totals more useful, and I won't bother my pretty little head till the results are actually in.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (9hauA)

188 Just got home from work.

Any updates?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (afjNA)

189 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
37s
Hearing 6% increase in black vote for DeSantis. Huge.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (+om3e)

190 @168
I think you confused realist with fucktard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (rCGpC)

191 Jewells, I loved your comment at 94. Spot on, Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (kszLT)

192 Oh yeah. Democrats think they have this in the bag. Lots of cocky talk.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (nQVCQ)

193 Most of people there when I voted looked younger than me but not like Leftist raving lunatics.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (T4oHT)

194 Yo Jinx, once upon a time I could vote for Wittman, rather than against Wexton.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (n9EOP)

195 I say it's time to remove all safety rails and window bars from San Francisco's tallest buildings.
Just in case.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (HgMAr)

196 124 Also married the daughter of a billionaire.
He's a cross between Ted Kennedy and John Kerry!
===============
Kerry is a gigolo who nailed the gold digging widow of Republican senator John Heinz.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (euYPC)

197 I know I am way off base but seeing KY-05 and KY-06 is making me think of other things than election districts

Posted by: paulnjax at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (nbaBy)

198 Lackawanna - I thought at first you were making a Liz Warren joke.

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

199 You were wrong, HA.

Terribly wrong. I'm a realist, nothing more. When Trump Jr is panicking, it's panic time.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (UkAXs)


Huh. Realist is what an asshole calls himself.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (T71PA)

200 #190. Don't believe anything WIGOPer posts.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (mgpkf)

201 174 I wish iI knew more about campaign finance law...can't you bank a % of your dollars for future campaigns? Or, just keep it?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (ty7RM)

You can bank ALL of it for future campaigns.

And even though you can't just keep it, most Demoncrats have ways of laundering it and nobody's going to dare go after them.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (pgXNG)

202 Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
1m
FL Counties Compared to 2016:

Look at that midterm vote!

Miami-Dade (101%)
Osceola (101%)
Brevard (100%)
Clay (104%)
Collier (104%)
Duval (106%)
Indiana River (97%)
Lee (97%)
Martin (109%)
St. Johns (113%)
Sumter (103%)
Seminole (94%)

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (+om3e)

203 Cruz wins by double digits. This race was never close.


Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM

---

Yep, Cruz by 10+. The race was never close, it was the polls that said it was close.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (JUOKG)

204 52
well we held on the KY-05 seat..KY-06 is the one the left are hoping to flip I think.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)

One down, 217 to go.

Don't want to jinx anything, but the 3 WA state Repub reps that were attacked mercilessly by the Left here just may all make it ok. I say this because the local Leftie press has toned down their stories of the up-and-coming Demos running against them.

But the record $28 million in spending, almost all from out of state, a record for a US Congress seat in WA by about $25 million (yes, you read that correctly), and Dino Rossi seems to be holding the line as a replacement for the Squish R he is replacing.

Cathy McMorris Rodgers in Spokane has a hard fight against a powerful state senator Leftie, but it has quieted down as well.

But I will watch Hannity tonight and drink every time he cuts someone off mid-sentence.

This guarantees I will pass out long before the final tally, and won't know until tomorrow, late morning or early afternoon.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

205
Didn't he say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right?


Well, fug.

Just pull numbers out of your butt, then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (pNxlR)

206
He's a cross between Ted Kennedy and John Kerry!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)



He looks a little like Bobby Kennedy. Wait a minute. Robert Francis Kennedy...Robert Francis O'Rourke. Bobby was reincarnated?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (SiINZ)

207 This Carley chick on Fox News has crazy eyes!

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (ulmY0)

208 I think Donnelly is history. Hope my fellow Hoosiers help make this a fact. So far Braun is leading hugely, but none of the reporting precinct are big blue city areas.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)

209 #199. LOL.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (mgpkf)

210 KY-6 was at 5/9 R on Nate Bronze's website. R is up 0.1%.

And here we go.....

Oh R is up with 12 votes counted. Not 12%, 12 actual votes, LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (6nRrz)

211 I don't know how anyone who is supposedly conservative can look at today's Democrat party and vote D. It's one thing if they abstained, but voting for that party.

It tells me they are completely full of putrid crap.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (9hauA)

212 Mark Salter @MarkSalter55

Vote For the Democrat (in most cases). That feels weird to write. But the bigger the rebuke of Trump the better for the country. Resist.

Oh my.
McCain former aide and chief of staff.

Unbelievable.
Take down Arizona because of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

See, I told you Arizonans were fucking stupid.
Posted by: Krystyn Sinema


We need to give Az back to the Indians and Hawaii back to the Japanese.

Get back to 48 states!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (f/ass)

213 I didn't know O'Rourke was Mexican.

-
If it were Mexican it'd be Rourkeo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

214 190 Just got home from work.

Any updates?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


The latest update is that one of our commenters is done with work for today. Other than that, no news.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (c+2jX)

215 NYT has it 1-0 for Team Red!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (6nRrz)
..........

cue the sad trombone?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (HgMAr)

216 Beep, beep, boop!

Posted by: B2D2, underperforming droid is a shitty Star Wars sequel at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (H5knJ)

217 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (UkAXs)

You are being a repetitive ass.

Too bad, because we almost never get good trolls around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (wYseH)

218 When Trump Jr is panicking, it's panic time.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (UkAXs)

It's pleasantly shocking that you place so much trust and value in Trump, Jr.
How does your husband feel about that?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (rbgPC)

219 Just got home from work.

Any updates?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (afjNA)


Apparently the Statue of Liberty is kaput.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (mS+Df)

220 Wayne Luzerne Lackawanna and Monroe reporting phenom numbers in turnout in PA
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (+om3e)



Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)

221 A quick break from politics: Yankees and Sabathia closing in on a 8 million dollar one year contract

Back to blood letting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (Fh8wK)

222 doggeh saw something thru the patio and made a realky impressive growl

surprised the heck out of me

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dMvl+)

223 Plus, and he kind of hid this during the campaign, but Francis (Beto) is married to a billionaire heiress.

Posted by: LexisTexas at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (tV9LK)

224 201 You were wrong, HA.

Terribly wrong. I'm a realist, nothing more. When Trump Jr is panicking, it's panic time.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (UkAXs)

Huh. Realist is what an asshole calls himself.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (T71PA)

Can someone please bring the banhammer out against this . . . person? He's like an annoying yipping little dog.

And I can say that because I have two Yorkies

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (CmURZ)

225 But I will watch Hannity tonight and drink every time he cuts someone off mid-sentence.

This guarantees I will pass out long before the final tally, and won't know until tomorrow, late morning or early afternoon.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)


You'll be passed out before the first commercial break.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (q1VoB)

226 Beto was just a way for Democrats to launder cash and try to tie up Republican resources where they shouldn't need to.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (nQVCQ)

227 177
Numbers still looking solid in FL.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (2PXwn)

The black American voter support that exceeds 2016 for non-Trump Rs is eye-popping crazy. No wonder Trump must be such a racist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (5jVnA)

228 I'm still holding to my prediction from earlier. GOP holds House with ~225 seats, ends with 55 seats in the Senate. ND, MO, IN, FL are likeliest flips.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (2PXwn)

229 Pelosi promises to work with President Eisenhower in the new Congress to get America moving again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

230 13 Whiter than Darryl Hall's underballs.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night
------
You owe me a drink fucker.. but that wuz funny...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, Not as mean, Still a Marine at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (+ldAm)

231 130% of all voting age residents in Miami-Dade have cast ballots. It is gonna be an early night for trump!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (dNzKv)

232 How is somebody telling areas where the polls have not closed to get out and vote "panicking"?

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (BXMxN)

233 If Nate Silver predicted dawn, the sun would instantaneously explode.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (gC2IV)

234 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
6m
We give Mike Braun (R) a 65% chance of winning #INSen

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (+om3e)

235 styx livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uKNHhFWS1w

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (q177U)

236 217 You are being a repetitive ass.

Too bad, because we almost never get good trolls around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (wYseH)

Is it even possible to get a "good troll" here?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (pgXNG)

237 Doom, DOOM!

Posted by: WIRepublicunt at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (H5knJ)

238 Apparently the Statue of Liberty is kaput.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (mS+Df)

Well, that's disconcerting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (5jVnA)

239 156
Despite the Lefty-Favorite Gerrymandering, the PA Auditor General whined today that "The Russians tried to hack our voting machines!!!".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (pgXNG)


Oh. That would explain why the little old ladies who usually work in my precinct were replaced by stern-faced young men who said, "Please to enter woting booth."

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

240 221 A quick break from politics: Yankees and Sabathia closing in on a 8 million dollar one year contract

Back to blood letting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (Fh8wK)


WHY?!!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (bvWCs)

241 "There's no wave" troll has always been tedious. Even more so today than when he originally showed up as Greg.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (zRwJ/)

242 Yankees and Sabathia closing in on a 8 million dollar one year contract

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (Fh8wK)

I think it makes sense. It's not too much money and he isn't a bad pitcher. He also is good in the clubhouse, so that might help the younger players.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (wYseH)

243 Weak sauce panhandle could barely get their legal voters to the polls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (dNzKv)

244 232 How is somebody telling areas where the polls have not closed to get out and vote "panicking"?
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (BXMxN)

___

Leave him alone, he's on a roll...

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (6nRrz)

245 229 Pelosi promises to work with President Eisenhower in the new Congress to get America moving again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

246 Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick



Lackanookie goes blue too.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (f/ass)

247 Trump area of NE Pa. is having BIBLICAL TURNOUT

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (+om3e)

248 nothing matters and what if it did?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (HaL55)

Hey, that's my album title from 1980! Give it back!

Posted by: John "Little Bastard" Cougar Mellandoofenschmirtz at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (rJUlF)

249
they said the turn-out in my small (but tiny) burg just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor was better than 50%

said it was a better turn-out than 2016

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)

250
Terribly wrong. I'm a realist, nothing more.


No man. You are a genius. A prophet.

A god-like internet warrior-poet who is , above all else "RIGHT".
You have opened my eyes, man.
I am ready to believe.

...

Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (LL1Be)

251 So Beto is Brown Irish?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (dMvl+)

252 Troll Shields set to IGNORE.

Make it so!

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (953wK)

253 long time lurker. so, from my little blue corner of se middlesex cty, nj: I was #11 voter in my district at 6:35 am. Many people behind me - hope bye bye Menendez
Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM
~~~~~

Lurk no more, lurkingallthedaylong! You have family at the HQ. Southern coastal Monmouth here--I could practically walk to your house! And there are quite a few other Garden Staters here (heck, someone's gotta live in this state.)

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (NtglE)

254
WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (ctuyM)

255 NYT has it 1-0 for Team Red!!

-
Red Storm Rising

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (+y/Ru)

256 Just ban the troll. We're not here for some social-neg to get his pass-ag jollies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

257 The black American voter support that exceeds 2016 for non-Trump Rs is eye-popping crazy. No wonder Trump must be such a racist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 06:55 PM (5jVnA)

Someone earlier had an exit poll (yeah, I know) giving Scott and DeSanctis 14% support from blacks. Huge if true.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (2PXwn)

258 Lou Dobbs is on FBN now....he's always uplifting.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (cF8AT)

259 247 Trump area of NE Pa. is having BIBLICAL TURNOUT
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (+om3e)

__

The bible is racist, right?

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Joy Reid at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (6nRrz)

260 Wow! Greg is still around? Reincarnated.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (mgpkf)

261 >>Yankees and Sabathia closing in on a 8 million dollar one year contract


That's not a bad price per Lb for a pitcher.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (G3+Pf)

262 *waves to CBD*

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (9WcJw)

263 He will lose with honor !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (bUjCl)

264 hey hogmartin hey Ben

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (KCxzN)

265 KY-6
R+2
with 6% in

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Joy Reid at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (6nRrz)

266 >>WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 06, 2018 06:57



I don't see the harm in it.


Posted by: Don Lemon at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (G3+Pf)

267 So Beto is Brown Irish?
Posted by: votermom



He's whiter than a polar bear eating a mayo sandwich in a blizzard.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (f/ass)

268 Trump has committed the unpardonable sin in politics for a Republican - delivering on his campaign promises.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (4YsU2)


Come come my good man, left unchecked, the masses will soon expect this kind of performance from all of us in the RINO Establishment, and that would simply be intolerable!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar - RINO National Committee at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (n9EOP)

269 256 Just ban the troll. We're not here for some social-neg to get his pass-ag jollies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

And people just can't not respond to him....ignoring him is the worst thing you could do.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (cF8AT)

270 I am leaning toward Wyll Bynn

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (bUjCl)

271 WI-DERPer is here to test our resolve.

I resolve that we show xe/xer the full power of a fully operational Banhammer 3000 XL!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (rJUlF)

272 i just grabbed beer two of the case i laid in for tonight, and i'm still outside doing chores...

did i get enough beers to make it through the night?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (Dagiw)

273 252 Troll Shields set to IGNORE.

Make it so!
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (953wK)

Troll deflectors?

Notice how they used the terms deflectors and shields interchangeably?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (FhtF7)

274 So... that makes Hillary a winner, right?

Posted by: brandorsens at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (ZrRdI)

275 WIGOPenis is a real blue chipper. Thanks Georgie, you really are getting phucked with this batch of phuckwits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (KP5rU)

276 as the culprit

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (bUjCl)

277 Fox calls Bernie Sanders a winner hooray. You suck Vermont.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (nQVCQ)

278 260 Wow! Greg is still around? Reincarnated.
Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (mgpkf)

Is this the "Gerg" from a couple of years ago?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (CmURZ)

279 KY-6 showed a tie at 44-44 in NYT's final poll over the weekend.

So far R+2.1 in the real vote count.

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Joy Reid at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (6nRrz)

280 256 Just ban the troll. We're not here for some social-neg to get his pass-ag jollies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)


Or just give him the MUMR treatment. That's always entertaining.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

281 they said the turn-out in my small (but tiny) burg
just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor was better
than 50%



said it was a better turn-out than 2016

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)

Said the same thing here in uber-libtard Seatopia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (5jVnA)

282 On my second shot of tequila. I better slow down.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

283 Over at Instapundit Glen Reynolds says:

"To be fair, the Insta-Wife makes an awesome sandwich. She sent me off with one for the plane last weekend."

Maybe that's the dividing line with women, to decide whether they are GOP or Dems. Sane or Crazy. The sane ones laugh at this. The crazy ones go ballistic.

Don't know how that holds up as a litmus test.

It needs to be "sammich" though.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (xR+lz)

284 220 Wayne Luzerne Lackawanna and Monroe reporting phenom numbers in turnout in PA
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (+om3e)
Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)
============
I'm hoping we send Casey home to Scranton, but it might take us another election to sort out the new districts.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (euYPC)

285


Mrs928 swears that she neither ate it nor threw it away.



It's a fucking mystery.



I'd check the dryer. Occasionally, the Black Hole Into Which Only Socks Fall will choose a random endpoint inside Casa Backwardio. It could've doubled back on itself.

That would be bad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (HaL55)

286 Indiana: 4 % in

Braun (R) 59.8%
Donnelly (D) 36.2%

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

287 Beto looks like a super-duper dumb shit. No doubt Reuters loved the Barry too.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (Kcf2u)

288 long time lurker. so, from my little blue corner of se middlesex cty,
nj: I was #11 voter in my district at 6:35 am. Many people behind me -
hope bye bye Menendez

Posted by: lurkingallthedaylong at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM

~~~~~



Ah, from my neck of woods

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (9Om/r)

289 Thanks Georgie, you really are getting phucked with this batch of phuckwits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (KP5rU)


He makes it up in volume. Krokodil's cheap anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (mS+Df)

290 I heard Ben Affleck may be out as Batman. Maybe Beto can take over as an even sadder Batman.

Posted by: OCBill at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (df+Zi)

291 If the R's hold the house, I've got a big EABOD for Paul Ryan.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)

292 Wife said Western PA lines quite long. A good sign.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (nDe2U)

293 And people just can't not respond to him....ignoring him is the worst thing you could do.
Posted by: Tami

But he still gets his per post check. A banning means he has to go back to Daddy Soros for a new assignment.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (5RXy6)

294 >>>Win or Lose, "Beto" O'Rourke Is A Total Winner

"Come on you boy child, you winner and loser,
come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (/qEW2)

295 Surprisingly Wisconsin AIDS boy seems to be the only troll here tonight.

Interesting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

296
@etholytics

Mike Braun is only down 3% in a county that Donnelly won by 21% in his 2012 election.

1/3rd of the county has reported. This is a huge shift to Republicans.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (MAstk)

297 printf("%d", compare(a,b)); // gonna be an early night, endif; return}

Posted by: NPC Troll at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (+dsLj)

298 Beto is the asshole in college who's dad bought him a brand new $50K truck for high school graduation.

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Joy Reid at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (6nRrz)

299 Jeebus. Kaine wins again, so does Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

300 Frontman for O'Rourke's California donors: "You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as
entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (iIzG7)

301 282 On my second shot of tequila. I better slow down.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

Pace yourself, Jewells. Switch to beer for a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (FhtF7)

302 I heard Ben Affleck may be out as Batman. Maybe Beto can take over as an even sadder Batman.

Posted by: OCBill at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (df+Zi)
.........

not fat enough

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

303 295 Dems win KY6. This was THE early race to watch.

The House is theirs.

___

And if they lose?

Posted by: Ezra Klein and Joy Reid at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (6nRrz)

304 286 Indiana: 4 % in

Braun (R) 59.8%
Donnelly (D) 36.2%
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

Probably from the rural areas, I would guess

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (CmURZ)

305 Libs are such dupes.80 mil for a cultural appropriator that they would scald under other circumstances.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (kszLT)

306 I hope all this rah rah R stuff pans out and isn't a load of smoke up my butt.

I really really hope.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ykYG2)

307
who ever did it, thanks for the Steely Dan earworm

(rummages through stacks of vinyl....)

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (KCxzN)

308 Off Ezra and Joy sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (6nRrz)

309 But he still gets his per post check. A banning means he has to go back to Daddy Soros for a new assignment.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM (5RXy6)


Failed trolls don't get reassigned, they're turned into Purina Troll Slurry™ and they nourish the others.

~the circle of life~

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (mS+Df)

310 Martha Mccallum is such a smart ass bitch.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ulmY0)

311 It's already called for Kaine?

Dammit, so much for two threads ago.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (afjNA)

312

Every minute of my life is winning.

Or neurosyphilis neuropathic pain.

I forget which.

Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (6K7U0)

313 225 But I will watch Hannity tonight and drink every time he cuts someone off mid-sentence.

This guarantees I will pass out long before the final tally, and won't know until tomorrow, late morning or early afternoon.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

I don't think Hannity works election night so you'll need another drinking game.

Posted by: firehorse at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (HApII)

314 That's not a bad price per Lb for a pitcher.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (G3+Pf)


Garrett's right. What does that work out to be? Maybe $7.99 a lb.?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (lwiT4)

315 It's safe to say the rural counties in Indy are doing their job. Now to see how the urban ones do. Early returns in Vigo (Terre Haute) are promising, but I don't know if that's from the city or not.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (OpTat)

316 Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

The real tell is when you have to hand over a fifth of Stoli before they let you into the woting booth!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar - RINO National Committee at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (n9EOP)

317 Troll got nuked, yay!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

318 Jeebus. Kaine wins again, so does Bernie Sanders.

The power of incumbency applies to feckless crapweasels, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

319 Stacey Abrams and Brian Kemp race is tight.

Dammit to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

320 Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)

Yeah, but Lackawanna is also Union Blue, not "I-Dye-My-Hair-" Blue.

They could be turning out for Barletta in disgust against the Dems giving the middle class the finger lately.

That is entirely wishful thinking on my part, I admit...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (BRvh1)

321 Georgia polls closed.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)

322 I see that the nyt has bought into the "National popular vote margin" for a mid term election.

It's gonna be a long night when the dems fail to take the House and all we hear about for the next six months is the how the dems won "popular vote" but lost the House and Senate.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

323 Dems win KY6

The House floodgates open.

Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (yI38e)

324 Re : PA.

The one frustrating thing to deal with here is of course the Public Sector Union issue.

Way too many people vote D in the vain hopes of saving their pensions, which pretty much have to go poof sometime in the next 5 years, or the state is going to be the next Illinois.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (pgXNG)

325 And people just can't not respond to him....ignoring him is the worst thing you could do.


In fairness, watching them pop into and out of existence like Kirk in the Tholian Web is pretty amusing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

326 Hey guys! Reuters says that I'm a total winner!

Posted by: RMS Titanic at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (Sqm6A)

327 268 Trump has committed the unpardonable sin in politics for a Republican - delivering on his campaign promises.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (4YsU2)

Come come my good man, left unchecked, the masses will soon expect this kind of performance from all of us in the RINO Establishment, and that would simply be intolerable!
Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar - RINO National Committee at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (n9EOP)

Correctomundo!

If the GOP actually delivered on what they promised... what would they run on NEXT election.

How many elections did they win promising to get rid of Obamacare??? and its still here? and a campaign issue for them?

Posted by: Don Quixote at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)

328 Pace yourself, Jewells. Switch to beer for a while.

Eh..not much of a beer person.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

329 310 Martha Mccallum is such a smart ass bitch.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ulmY0)

Wouldn't it be hot to put her in her place, though?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

330 who ever did it, thanks for the Steely Dan earworm

(rummages through stacks of vinyl....)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (KCxzN)


Wasn't me, I just jumped on it with enthusiasm.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (953wK)

331 259 247 Trump area of NE Pa. is having BIBLICAL TURNOUT
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:56 PM (+om3e)

Lot of folks were pissed off by the gerrymandering

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (sFO1P)

332 310 Martha Mccallum is such a smart ass bitch.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ulmY0)

Wouldn't it be hot to put her in her place, though?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (4ErVI)

333 306 I hope all this rah rah R stuff pans out and isn't a load of smoke up my butt.

I really really hope.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ykYG2)

Rainbows and sunshine. Not smoke.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (ulmY0)

334 how much does he have left over?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (Dagiw)

Nothing! I swear! I spent it all trying to depose the evil Cruz! Oh, yeah, and the castle on Lake Como. And the sex robots.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (3sjI6)

335 Of course it is tight,that hippo needs lube to pass through a doorway....

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (BXMxN)

336 204 pretty sure if you take a drink every time Hannity cuts someone off you run a 35% chance of dying from alcohol poisoning before you pass out.

Posted by: Bete boarding on apathy at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (Ojki1)

337 FUCK

D has taken the lead in KY6

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (6nRrz)

338 282 On my second shot of tequila. I better slow down.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)


Yeah, I drank too much too fast in 2016 and had to go to bed before the race was called.

Tomorrow I have to get up early to take my car in for inspection, so I can't stay up too late anyway.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

339 printf("%d", compare(a,b)); // gonna be an early night, endif; return}
Posted by: NPC Troll at November 06, 2018 07:00 PM


Compile error.

Posted by: Rooski NPC Troll, who can't compile that modern C++ shite at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (ctuyM)

340 Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)


Wayne is conservative, and turnout has been brisk.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (V2eXO)

341 WI-DERPer is here to test our resolve.

I think he's here to run a Whig-Op.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (Ydn2k)

342 Another retard steps right in.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (BXMxN)

343 Tanned, rested and ready!

This offer includes hundreds of millions of dollars of donor cash that can be incinerated more spectacularly than Jeb!'s $5000 per voter!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke/Abortion Barbie 2020! at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (UGKMd)

344 So Don Lemon wants to know if Mr. Wolfe will let him start sucking dicks yet.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (1FhAQ)

345 Pace, people.



Pace.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (LL1Be)

346 321 Georgia polls closed.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)

3 in Gwinnett County are open until 9:25 pm.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (ulmY0)

347 110 Greetings from the VA-10th. I feel like I should invite Winston Wolf over to keep things in perspective.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (FTlwv)

---------------

How are things looking for Comstock? I'm stuck with creepy Gerry Connelly.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (XXNQ+)

348 KY-06 has not been called yet..what are the trolls going on about..

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

349 Nothing! I swear! I spent it all trying to depose the evil Cruz! Oh, yeah, and the castle on Lake Como. And the sex robots.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (3sjI6)

Don't forget the migrant caravan of sex bots to build the castle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (FhtF7)

350
In fairness, watching them pop into and out of existence like Kirk in the Tholian Web is pretty amusing.


Until you start screaming like Chekov, yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

351 Fox already calling the VA Senate race for Kaine. I can't say I'm surprised. VA is now NY. It's all controlled by the big city and its liberal burbs.

Posted by: pep at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

352 YEAY!!

R has taken the lead in KY6

OK I won't do this for the entire night, promise.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (6nRrz)

353 Oh my. I don't know what it is but I'm in love with Alicia Acuna. She gorgeous

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (nQVCQ)

354 I bet Mrs. O'Rourke is glad she doesn't have to call him "Beto" anymore now that it's over.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (MX7xj)

355 Trump area of NE Pa. is having BIBLICAL TURNOUT

-
Plague of frogs?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

356 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (6nRrz)

357 136
He's a cross between Ted Kennedy and John Kerry!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (dEQP3)



He does have the DUI to match the Kennedy side.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (9hauA)

Did Beto ever date a Mary Jo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

358 134
Has Beto said whether he speaks Spanish?

Posted by: Sassy at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nwKBl)

Yeah, many times. About as often as he tells people he's been to all 254 counties in Texas. It's really bad Spanish. Worse than mine.

Posted by: itsacookbok at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (yPxXc)

359 Wasn't me, I just jumped on it with enthusiasm.

I've got them going too.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (K22Va)

360 what are the trolls going on about..
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (a0IVu)


Trolls gotta troll.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (953wK)

361 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

362 In metro east Illinois (near StL), I was number 272. Just got home a bit ago.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (LMDqh)

363 Until you start screaming like Chekov, yeah.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

Bowl-cut had a piercing voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (FhtF7)

364 KY6 will be called soon. The Republican underperforming in his key areas

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (KaSl8)

365 Hopefully, the HispaMick has a rude awakening when thee polls close this evening.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

366 WHOA!!

Bernie won.

Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (6nRrz)

367 Bob Casey is just Chucky Shummer's lap dog

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

368 Where's my fucking gin and quinine? Malaria is a hell of a parasite.

Posted by: Blotto O'Rourke at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (Z9C5C)

369 I am getting off. can have these emotional turns every 30 seconds. Be back later ...maybe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (Fh8wK)

370 FUCK - D has taken the lead in KY6

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (6nRrz)


I wonder what, if any, Matt Jones has on Dem turnout there.

Dude is extremely popular.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (0GJk6)

371 Wow! Greg is still around? Reincarnated.
Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 06:57 PM (mgpkf)

Is this the "Gerg" from a couple of years ago?
Posted by: Marybeth

don't you DARE accost my darling little Gerg!

Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (Sqm6A)

372 Can some of yall GOP overperforming in other states come save us in Colorado from getting buttfucked by a buttfucker?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (+dsLj)

373 204 pretty sure if you take a drink every time Hannity cuts someone off you run a 35% chance of dying from alcohol poisoning before you pass out.

Posted by: Bete boarding on apathy at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM (Ojki1)
............

pretty sure if he doesn't calm down he's going to blow a gasket

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

374 354
I bet Mrs. O'Rourke is glad she doesn't have to call him "Beto" anymore now that it's over.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (MX7xj)

Daddy is a billionaire. She never did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (UsCnO)

375 Has anyone checked the needle at the NYTimes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

376 @337
I'm (unfortunately) following that race at Politico.

Currently shows R 50.5%, D 48.2%, Other 1.2% with 8.4% reporting.


Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (a7HML)

377 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

Make sure you gag her first.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (dUJdY)

378 With 1/1024 of the genes reporting, Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is Indian.

Posted by: CNN Election Desk at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (ctuyM)

379
For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (6nRrz)


You must have a grudge against your dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (9Om/r)

380 So trolls already trolling

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

381 367 Bob Casey is just Chucky Shummer's lap dog
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (T4oHT)

Yeah, but the Idiots loved his father and just vote for the name.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (pgXNG)

382 She's Bi if that matters


She's an evil witch is what she is.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

383 DeSantis is running ahead of Scott. Hmmm!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (f9un2)

384 361 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)


No, just greedy in everything.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

385 Love you guys but I have to shut down until the morning. Oh, and be sure to smack around the trolls for me.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (1FhAQ)

386 Hopefully, the HispaMick has a rude awakening when thee polls close this evening.
Posted by: Sponge

The preferred term is: "Belfast Burrito".

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (Sqm6A)

387 356 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (6nRrz)

(To continue the milieu)

Until she turns into the salt vampire, sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (FhtF7)

388 REALLY early numbers in Florida:

1% in

Scott 62.6%
Nelson 37.4%

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

389 No TeeVee, until all is certain. Hate to see them stand in front of US Map making waving gestures and pretending like they know what's going on.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl)

390 Ga election results


https://tinyurl.com/yca5dbqe

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (CWwFd)

391 The biggest winners tonight are the Fox News makeup teams.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (ulmY0)

392 141 126 F-ING Fox is almost an unwatchable bunch of tools. No

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (nQVCQ)

Fox Business might be better.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (a0IVu)



If you have One America News, watch that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (ujg0T)

393 282 On my second shot of tequila. I better slow down.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

I am limiting myself to one sloe gin fizz tonight

It's in a 16oz glass though so it should be plenty.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (vfC/C)

394 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters



Go on...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

395 don't you DARE accost my darling little Gerg!

Posted by: Uber Justice Klovenhoofer at November 06, 2018 07:06 PM (Sqm6A)


heh

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

396 Veto Beto, the Irish Poteeto!

Yes, childish, but fun to say. So there.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (kZUVU)

397 C'mon guys, What would D.C. be without Tim Kaine and Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

398 351. That is very sad. VA may be lost for a good long time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

399 I don't know what some of you naysayers are looking at, but Pinellas County has a 62% turn out...and the Republicans have the 6000 turn up lead.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (sCpBu)

400 White Obama will give a speech at the 2020 DNC about how America isn't red or blue, it's just America.

Posted by: MJ at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (gAMkn)

401 320 Hmmm. Lackawanna is generally deep blue but Luzerne is Barletta land. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (dEQP3)

Yeah, but Lackawanna is also Union Blue, not "I-Dye-My-Hair-" Blue.

They could be turning out for Barletta in disgust against the Dems giving the middle class the finger lately.

That is entirely wishful thinking on my part, I admit...
================
The Molly Maguires were hanged because they voted republican, so anything can happen in NEPA.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (euYPC)

402 FUCK



D has taken the lead in KY6


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:03 PM

---

Uh that's Lexington.....it's literally full of dems and it's the home of the University of Kentucky which has more out of State residents that locals.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

403 You must have a grudge against your dick.
=====

I know how that feels.

Posted by: Caitlyn at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (//voU)

404 WHY IS YOUT WIG NOT ON MAN CUNT? ANTIFA SHEMALES BREAK ON THE ROCKS OF THE SHORES OF HERK. I NEVER FALL, IF YOU LUVKY I FLINCH, ITS A GIFT

Posted by: Based Herk at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (ZJ4ad)

405 So even if he loses, he still wins the title of People's Senator and that is a voting seat right?

No? Oh well, no matter, as soon as the Democrats re-write the rules after the election, it will be.

Do you suppose there are voters in California demanding to know why Beto is not on their ballots?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (WxYoh)

406 Thought about a dimwitcrat liver but common sense took over. They are toxic!

Grass fed calf liver, lots of onion and mashers with a side of a chianti and tequila for dessert.

Should be a fun nite.

Posted by: Hannibal L at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (tkDyW)

407 388 REALLY early numbers in Florida:

1% in

Scott 62.6%
Nelson 37.4%
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

Dang, why are they doing this? The Panhandle doesn't close till 8:00 pm EST

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (CmURZ)

408 Good grief, Georgia. Stacey Abrams. Seriously? Yeah, let's destroy the pro-business, low taxes, and high quality of living and give the FSA lots of stuff.

If she wins, we can thank Orca and all our locust transplants.

I'm in a mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

409 Goodnight joncelli

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (lwiT4)

410 How is FL already counting, don't they close at 8pm EST?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (6nRrz)

411 >>Fox already calling the VA Senate race for Kaine. I can't say I'm surprised. VA is now NY. It's all controlled by the big city and its liberal burbs. '




Who is he running against?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (W+vEI)

412 Duncan-Hines company recalls cake mix because of salmonella.

Bill Gates again obsesses about toilets (though Japanese have already solved this problem)

UK Royal Mint scraps Roald Dahl commemorative coin because allegedly he was an anti-semite. Although no English institution seems to have a problem with Corbyn, who is an active, walking around anti-semite who can actually cause harm.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (/qEW2)

413 Currently it is 62 degrees F in Rio de Janeiro. Tomorrows high temp will be 71.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)

414 Is there an internet source for election results? I don't have TV.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

415 KY6 lead building for R

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (6nRrz)

416 Hey everybody, again.

So how many million eleventy House seats have the Dems stolen oh I mean won already?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (miE9U)

417 So is Beto still going to lose? What's it like in Texas today? Cant wait for it all to be over.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (u/Uwa)

418 That Brit guy in the video is a wanker. Plus, I like saying that word. Wanker!

Posted by: Texican ette - a cat may look at a king at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (gou4q)

419 Bofa has an early lead in KY

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (TN1P5)

420 Scott 62.6%
Nelson 37.4%
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (cF8AT)

*************************

Gentleman, time to commence Operation Trunk of Democrat Ballots

Posted by: Heard Somewhere Inside the D Camp at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (+dsLj)

421 410. Most of the state has closed. Only the panhandle is in central time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (fYi9j)

422 That's it. Not looking at election results for the next 20 minutes. They're all early anyway.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (2PXwn)

423 73
107 Beto the Hispanic.



Lizzie the Cherokee.



Rachel the African-American babe.



Anyone see a pattern.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (9hauA)


Nancy Pelosi the Human Being

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (UsCnO)

424 KY6 is the bellwether. Last NYT poll had it tied. So however much that is off in this race, move all NYT polls in that direction.

Right now off 4.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (6nRrz)

425 Duncan-Hines company recalls cake mix because of salmonella.

Bill Gates again obsesses about toilets (though Japanese have already solved this problem)

UK Royal Mint scraps Roald Dahl commemorative coin because allegedly he was an anti-semite. Although no English institution seems to have a problem with Corbyn, who is an active, walking around anti-semite who can actually cause harm.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (/qEW2)


All that adds up to an early night. Say hello to President Hillary.

Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (953wK)

426 Dang, why are they doing this? The Panhandle doesn't close till 8:00 pm EST
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (CmURZ)


Usually to depress the turnout in the Panhandle.

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (bvWCs)

427 Uh that's Lexington.....it's literally full of dems and it's the home of the University of Kentucky which has more out of State residents that locals.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)


Only place more liberal than Fayette County may be Old Louisville.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (0GJk6)

428 It's gonna be a long night when the dems fail to take the House and all we hear about for the next six months is the how the dems won "popular vote" but lost the House and Senate.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

-------------

This pitch today by the Juiceboxer told me all I needed to know about what they thought their chances are.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (I16G8)

429 418 That Brit guy in the video is a wanker. Plus, I like saying that word. Wanker!
Posted by: Texican ette - a cat may look at a king at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (gou4q)

Balls.

Poofter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (FhtF7)

430 398 351. That is very sad. VA may be lost for a good long time.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

----------------

Probably permanently until the burnin' times. It's the locust effect - a lot of transplants from other states that they've screwed up, as well as the government types.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (XXNQ+)

431 426 Dang, why are they doing this? The Panhandle doesn't close till 8:00 pm EST
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (CmURZ)

Usually to depress the turnout in the Panhandle.

Don't think it's gonna work this time

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

432 Just an FYI CRTV is free tonight for their election coverage

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (dKiJG)

433 She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

I'd rate her a hard Sell....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (BRvh1)

434 Polls were supposed to close here at 7:00, but they said as long as people were in line they'd remain open.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

435 Beto is so awesome even when he loses he wins cuz...AWESOME!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (6nRrz)

436 414
Is there an internet source for election results? I don't have TV.

Here's Fox.

http://tinyurl.com/jgha3ft

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (K22Va)

437 She's an evil witch is what she is.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

---

But, but....she supports the troops.

Taliban troops, that is.

Funny that the same year the American soldier made the cover of Time, she identified soldiers as skeletal, murderous zombies.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (9WcJw)

438 Could Drudge be more if a douche?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (+6jVU)

439 389 No TeeVee, until all is certain. Hate to see them stand in front of US Map making waving gestures and pretending like they know what's going on.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl)

You would think Brazzers or Naughty America would have an election night live gonzo feed. Literally never been done.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (ulmY0)

440 Florida 8% in...

Nelson 48.3
Scott 51.7

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

441 426 Dang, why are they doing this? The Panhandle doesn't close till 8:00 pm EST
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (CmURZ)

Usually to depress the turnout in the Panhandle.
Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (bvWCs)

Yeah, I know. But it's still wrong.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (CmURZ)

442 I like that Gillum's tent sagged, and had to be evacuated.

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (bvWCs)

443 "90% of California would have voted for Blotto and therefore you have to seat him!"

--Ezra Klein

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (pgXNG)

444 Uh that's Lexington.....it's literally full of dems and it's the home of the University of Kentucky which has more out of State residents that locals.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

Hey, I did my part!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (FhtF7)

445 EARLY ACCESS ON RETURNS IN FLORIDA

Rick Scott is outperforming Trump's numbers in Polk, Miami-Dade and Broward counties.

If these numbers hold, Rick Scott will defeat Bill Nelson tonight.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (+om3e)

446 So, is it looking good or bad for us???

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

447 Is the AoS Decision Desk still a thing?

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (bvWCs)

448 You would think Brazzers or Naughty America would have an election night live gonzo feed. Literally never been done.
Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (ulmY0)

is there money in that ???

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl)

449 Who is he running against?"

The VA GOP.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (6qErC)

450 438 Could Drudge be more if a douche?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 06, 2018 07:10 PM (+6jVU)

Does he even still run the site anymore?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (pgXNG)

451 How is FL already counting, don't they close at 8pm EST?



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (6nRrz)


Time zones. Part of the panhandle is central, so those polls will close at 7 central while the eastern time zone locations closed at 7 eastern.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (tT986)

452 306 I hope all this rah rah R stuff pans out and isn't a load of smoke up my butt.

I really really hope.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:01 PM (ykYG2)


Also me, but not counting on it. I want a red wave to prove to the press and dems their methods are not working so we have a chance for some sanity. If people bought what they are selliing, it dings my hope meter a bit. I know people have become stupid, but if the Kav hearings did not move the needle...that's bothersome.

Won't know until morning, so trying not to get caught up in reading the tea leaves.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (xR+lz)

453 Chris Wallace is such an insufferable douche.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (nQVCQ)

454 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna

So, she'll bring a friend

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (sFO1P)

455 >>>89 Whether He Wins or Loses his Race, Dreamy Beto O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts
Posted by: AP at

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

456 Don't traffic drudge

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (OOH1c)

457 Scott is going to win.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (MAstk)

458 Polls were supposed to close here at 7:00, but they said as long as people were in line they'd remain open.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Where's that f'n caravan we ordered???

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (f/ass)

459 You can only update the vote tally, when the state updates it. I did the Kentucky primary my first run. Did you know that state doesn't release ANY counts until all the votes are counted?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (5HBd1)

460 So, she'll bring a friend


The friend will have a penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

461 Polls were supposed to close here at 7:00, but they said as long as people were in line they'd remain open.



they need time to bus them in from ...other places

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl)

462 M.Joseph Sheppard @SHEPMJS

GOP's Barr KY6 takes 4 point lead with 51.4% of the vote with 9.3% in. If GOP wins this first to report tossup it makes Dem's path to 23 needed that much harder and might depress the Dem's West Coast vote

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (+om3e)

463 Scott is going to win.

Hope he brings deSantis with him

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (O2RFr)

464 Here is a good troll.

https://tinyurl.com/yanr83c8

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (6cpKd)

465 Dang, why are they doing this? The Panhandle doesn't close till 8:00 pm EST

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (CmURZ)

Answered your own question. They're trying to manipulate the result, either by intimidation or "you can relax now".

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (R9+0K)

466 Decision desk is now owned by Buzzfeed....

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

467 Fox News is sounding very eeeyorish.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (6nRrz)

468 I wish GA would have some happy news tonight. Sadly, too many locusts want us to be NY or NJ.


If Kemp wins I'll.....think of something naughty to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

469 445 EARLY ACCESS ON RETURNS IN FLORIDA

Rick Scott is outperforming Trump's numbers in Polk, Miami-Dade and Broward counties.

If these numbers hold, Rick Scott will defeat Bill Nelson tonight.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:11 PM (+om3e)

If it's true that Scott is outperforming Trump's numbers in Broward & Miami-Dade, then yes he will defeat Nelson.

Anything on DeSantis yet? I'm afraid to look . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (CmURZ)

470 Scott is going to win.
Posted by: HA

___________

You feel pretty strong about that?

Great news if true

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (UfkIY)

471 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna

So, she'll bring a friend
=======

Hi!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (//voU)

472 Pasty white irishman pretending to be mexican ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (pnLx6)

473 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna

So, she'll bring a friend
Posted by: Jean

If he can get off work.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (f/ass)

474 467 Fox News is sounding very eeeyorish.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (6nRrz)


They just reflect their corporate masters.

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (bvWCs)

475 Did you know that state doesn't release ANY counts until all the votes are counted?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (5HBd1)


You can't go into the county tallies online?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (lwiT4)

476 You should have to pay a deposit of some kind to vote.

I can't honestly believe there is anyone out there thinking, "Well, I was gonna go to the polls, but there's already 0.5% reporting and my guy is down by 0.1%, so eff it i'll just go home and watch Matlock instead."

Jesus H. If you're that cavalier about voting, then just stay the everloving fuck home and let the adults take care of things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (BRvh1)

477 They're doing this FL shit again, where panhandle is still voting but they're reporting results from Miami? I thought post 2000, that wasn't done anymore.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (6nRrz)

478 Laura Ingraham is looking particularly fetching this evening

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (AaLkK)

479 If Kemp wins I'll.....think of something naughty to do.



Open Usssssss.

Posted by: Pudding Cups at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

480 I still predict that Beto, whose ancestors were San Patricios (violators of oath, deserters from their country) will skip with the money (50 million?) and live the skateboarding, drunk driving life he feels entitled to.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (xzqr4)

481 VA may be lost for a good long time. "

VA upper races have been dim since reconstruction. The occasional Republican win is the outlier.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (6qErC)

482 Well, shit guys, looks like nobody voted for me. I'm cancelling my victory party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (dNzKv)

483 473 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.

She's Bi if that matters
Posted by: It's me donna

So, she'll bring a friend
Posted by: Jean

If he can get off work.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (f/ass)


His shift at Starbucks ends at 8:30

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (bvWCs)

484 467 Fox News is sounding very eeeyorish.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (6nRrz)


I haven't really watched them since 2008. I cancelled my cable entirely in 2012.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

485 Nancy Pelosi the Human Being
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 07:09 PM (UsCnO)

*snort*

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (MX7xj)

486 I have voted. I have done my best. I know it won't matter much, since I live in Chicago.

Now I'm going to drink wine and watch the Dick Van Dyke Show, and dream of days when Democrats weren't violent, insane Marxists.

Posted by: Gem at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (XoAz8)

487 For the record...Sinema looks very fuckable.



She's Bi if that matters





Go on...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

Right? grab another like her and you'll have more fun than mortal man should be allowed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (9Om/r)

488 So, she'll bring a friend
Posted by: Jean

If he can get off work.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (f/ass)

Oh, that beautiful, beautiful, Hordeworthy hash....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (BRvh1)

489 Voted after working 3rd shift in Ft. Wayne. No line at all. Was in, voted, and had dibs on homemade cookies and java within 5 minutes. 2/3 of the candidates were R's running unopposed, so I presume those who did make it out were to retain the congress critter Jim Banks and elect Mike Braun.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (vQUp6)

490 I don't know if FBN numbers are exit polls or what....or are they early voting counts?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

491 The friend will have a penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)


Chelsea Manning still has his. In a jar.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (V2eXO)

492 484 467 Fox News is sounding very eeeyorish.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (6nRrz)

I haven't really watched them since 2008. I cancelled my cable entirely in 2012.
Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

__

I cut the chord as well. I'm at a hotel tonight so watching. First time I've watched in probably a year. It's basically CNN Lite now. Kinda depressing what happened there.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (6nRrz)

493 Socal voter here. My polling place was the same as usual. It won't be a heavy republican turn out because two demofascists fighting for senator. Maybe local races will bring the Rs out. God I hope so.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (pw+jk)

494 I'd say Simena is BYE.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (kszLT)

495 Cruz pounces!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (hSQF+)

496 Reuters told me that I emerged victorious. I'd rather have that arrow emerge from my ass....

Posted by: zombie Gen. G.A. Custer at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (Sqm6A)

497 Where's that f'n caravan we ordered???"

Mexico city. The white van broke down.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (6qErC)

498
But I thought it was going to be women candidates from now on from the Commiecrats - esp those of darker skin tone variety.

Beto the tranny maybe? He wore a dress once -pretending to be like the New York Dolls or something.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (LilNs)

499
R has taken the lead in KY6 

OK I won't do this for the entire night, promise. 

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:04 PM (6nRrz)

________________

kY6 is definitely a early baratometer.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (OAlmw)

500 KY-6

R+5

Come on baby!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (6nRrz)

501 Bill Nelson has 12 million votes in Miami-Dade alone. Early night for Scott.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

502 We were using the KY online site. I spent a couple of hours looking at nothing. They might have changed things by now, but they didn't release anything online during that primary.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (5HBd1)

503 I still predict that Beto, whose ancestors were San Patricios (violators of oath, deserters from their country) will skip with the money (50 million?) and live the skateboarding, drunk driving life he feels entitled to.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Hollywood and Silicon Valley got boned. I'd skateboard and drive drunk while not a senator for half that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (5RXy6)

504 CNN seems especially dour. Regardless of accuracy, their exit polls must show Donnelly going down too early to spin. They'll have to hop onto something else.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (Kwpwk)

If someone hasn't already posted it, this FOX real-time graphic has Braun killing it in IN, but there's only 7 percent reporting.

https://www.foxnews.com/midterms-2018

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (tGSHk)

505 I am watching CNNSucks because the election analysis is better than Fux News, and I want watch liberal tears.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (6cpKd)

506 Fox News is sounding very eeeyorish
Thats because they fear their prodtard management and they suck.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (LL1Be)

507
kY6 is definitely a early baratometer.
Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (OAlmw)

Is it still looking good for the R there?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (CmURZ)

508 I don't know if FBN numbers are exit polls or what....or are they early voting counts?



Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:15 PM (cF8AT)


Bottom of the screen? Live results in percentages from the polls that have already closed.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (tT986)

509 >>Funny that the same year the American soldier made the cover of Time, she identified soldiers as skeletal, murderous zombies.



She's a member of Code Pink.
They side with America's and Israel's enemies - Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas. Despicable bints.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

510 Scott seizes on Nelson's mummy-like appearance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

511 Awe typical liberal media, let's give him a trophy for showing up and raising millions he never spent. Wonder where the money will go?

Posted by: Rose at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (ovQSQ)

512 And of course in KY-6 there is a Libertarian with 0.6% of the vote. Fuck I hate these people. How many close races will be won by the D because of this shit?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (6nRrz)

513 495 Cruz pounces!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (hSQF+)


Woot.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

514 dream of days when Democrats weren't violent, insane Marxists."

Ah yes.

1860...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (6qErC)

515 here are the numbers of show ups for the panhandle:

PANHANDLE UPDATE:

Bay: Turnout 52.03%
GOP: 38,298
DEM: 15,563

Escambia: Turnout 59.44%
GOP: 63,665
DEM: 44,049

Okaloosa: Turnout 61.04%
GOP: 53,187
DEM: 16,089

Walton: Turnout 59.52%
GOP: 20,310
DEM: 5,382

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (sCpBu)

516 The friend will have a penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

Chelsea Manning still has his. In a jar.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket


On Funk & Wagnall's back porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (f/ass)

517 OMG I forgot the Molly Maguire movie for my top 10, easily in so have to go back to the movie thread and remove 1.

The Molly Maguire's were anarchists btw

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (T4oHT)

518 Only 1% in but Desantis is up 50,000 plus so far.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (+dsLj)

519 Virginia senate race called for Democrat Tim Kaine as soon as polls closed.

The cucks are already tut-tuting and squawking on Twitter.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (a7HML)

520 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

A case of Tito's bet says Kemp wins. You in?

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (kiSdp)

521 This resounding victory for trump only makes it more important that he take a conciliatory tone with Dems and reaches across the aisle to compromise.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (dNzKv)

522 486
I have voted. I have done my best. I know it won't matter much, since I live in Chicago.

I wrote in Mike Ditka where I could and asked why they didn't need my ID. Pissed her off. Make the fvckers count one more vote is the best we can do I guess.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (K22Va)

523 O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts


Are they going to invite him to the prom too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)

524 OT:I have not watched a single Fake Doctor Who show. I hear they're pretty shit.



#NotMyDoctor

Posted by: ace


If you set your expectations low enough it'll fail them.
For a moment in the 4th? one she actually pulls off being a Female Doctor vs. a woman over/under acting like a man.
The stories have been lame+SJW.
The Thing ATE the Sonic! may have been a 1st.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

525 If Scott beats Nelson in Florida, that's a good sign. I can understand why someone would vote for DeSantis for governor and Nelson for Senator, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the sort of voter who'd vote for Scott for Senator and then turn around and say "that Andrew Gillum is just the man for governor of this fine state!"

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (R1mDg)

526 Imagine how prosperous our country would be if these jack-booted "I just want to change the world... by KILLING YOU!" media never fucking existed..?
I loathe these piece of garbage more than words can express.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (aR6C/)

527 I won't be happy until I see the tears flowing at a dozen Democrat campaign headquarters. I enjoyed that so much in 2016 that I want it again. The lamentation of their wymyn!

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (iIzG7)

528 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:17 PM (6nRrz)
====
They would vote for Deem anyways

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (+om3e)

529 519 Virginia senate race called for Democrat Tim Kaine as soon as polls closed.

The cucks are already tut-tuting and squawking on Twitter.


LOL that's a shocker!

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (O2RFr)

530 AoSHQ Historical Reminder: The trolls only come out when they're scared

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (uEbPt)

531 I'm starting to get deflated as the returns come in.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (6nRrz)

532 Well, I did my part in trying to defeat this VERY evil man by voting for Ted Cruz.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (EYWdj)

533 10
I am so sick of Beta.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (xQfPr)
He's the female Wendy Davis.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (d6Ksn)

534 I'm starting to get deflated as the returns come in.

Yeah? So deflate somewhere else

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

535 WTF with Fox. Their coverage blows.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (nQVCQ)

536 Panhandle numbers are horrendous.

Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (yI38e)

537 KY-6?


I'm not feeling it.


Is there a KY-11 1/2?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (G3+Pf)

538 106 Beto the Hispanic.

Lizzie the Cherokee.

Rachel the African-American babe.

Anyone see a pattern.
________

All frauds.

__________

Word! Imagine appropriating somebody else's cultural identity! The nerve!

Posted by: Shaun King at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (fqUgw)

539 AZ Senate candidate Kyrsten Sinema's mouth is 67% more inviting than Martha McSally's mouth, according to an informal poll of Zod.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (hgpSN)

540 Thinking about a second double on Knob Creek.

Typos could be epic.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (6cpKd)

541 Hmmmmmm>

New Drudge headline says:

"EXIT POLLS SHOW DEM WAVE BUILDING*"

...but it doesn't link to anything.

Plus, there is that mysterious asterisk.

Dooooom? Or cuck-baiting?

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (c+2jX)

542 523 O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts


Are they going to invite him to the prom too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)


Right after the football team let's him run the ball in for a "touchdown"

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (bvWCs)

543 Wonder where the money will go?"

The DNC. Where it's been all along. It's a money laundering scheme.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (6qErC)

544 525. I am with you. Nelson/Desantis is much more understandable than Scott/Gillum

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (fYi9j)

545 DeSantis is actually outperforming Scott by about 2%.

Posted by: Engineer at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (Wwygp)

546 Panhandle numbers are horrendous.




Is that bad ? Early night for Trump ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)

547 525 If Scott beats Nelson in Florida, that's a good sign. I can understand why someone would vote for DeSantis for governor and Nelson for Senator, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the sort of voter who'd vote for Scott for Senator and then turn around and say "that Andrew Gillum is just the man for governor of this fine state!"
Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (R1mDg)

That's my thinking as well.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (CmURZ)

548 >>This resounding victory for trump only makes it more important that he take a conciliatory tone with Dems and reaches across the aisle to compromise.


Uh, I think Cat Ass Trophy is currently possessed by the spirit of Arlen Specter?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (W+vEI)

549 Watching from Japan means that it will not be an early night, however quick the picture is clear. Thinking more like a nice hilarious afternoon, if things go as I expect.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (NyQaH)

550 Are they going to invite him to the prom too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (AllCR)


Hillary escorts him to the Special Winner's Circle, where Bill gives him a cigar.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (V2eXO)

551 The Best American bestamericanUSA
37s
INDIANA SENATE RACE CALL

Based on my sources in Indiana, (R) Mike Braun will defeat (D) Joe Donnelly tonight!

#MAGA
#TrumpWave
#MidtermElection2018

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (+om3e)

552 536 Panhandle numbers are horrendous.
Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (yI38e)



The feun is ringing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (ujg0T)

553 535 WTF with Fox. Their coverage blows.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (nQVCQ)

CRTV which is run by Michele Malkin is free tonight you might give it a try

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (Vum0h)

554 KY-6 is tired now with 20% in.
Blegh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (6nRrz)

555 503 I still predict that Beto, whose ancestors were San Patricios (violators of oath, deserters from their country) will skip with the money (50 million?) and live the skateboarding, drunk driving life he feels entitled to.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Hollywood and Silicon Valley got boned. I'd skateboard and drive drunk while not a senator for half that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM (5RXy6)

Seriously. $70+ Million.

I'll run a freakshow campaign as a Demoncrat for half that.

Assuming that as a Demoncrat, they'll find ways for me to keep it after I lose.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (pgXNG)

556 Panhandle numbers are horrendous.


With 0 precincts reporting, Gollum takes a huge lead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

557 Wait, do we have Trolls here?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

558 Scott, De Santis and Kemp, kiss you dem asses Good Bye.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (kszLT)

559 No one who is serious in Texas stumps on gun control, open borders and taxes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (jUVms)

...and he didn't. He stumped on his personality. And he visited all 254 counties in Texas. He skateboards, eats Whataburger, was in a punk band, and DID I MENTION HE VISITED ALL 254 COUNTIES IN TEXAS?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (EYWdj)

560 KY-6?


I'm not feeling it.


Is there a KY-11 1/2?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


There's some KY jelly in the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (f/ass)

561 KY-6

D+6 lead

Fuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (6nRrz)

562 537 KY-6?


I'm not feeling it.


Is there a KY-11 1/2?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (G3+Pf)

Give her 6 inches and she'll take 6 Miles's... at once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (BRvh1)

563 549 Watching from Japan means that it will not be an early night, however quick the picture is clear. Thinking more like a nice hilarious afternoon, if things go as I expect.
Posted by: Rhomboid at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (NyQaH)

How's the weather?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (FhtF7)

564 Wow the lefties are really emotionally invested in the Dems controlling the House. This may be worse than 2016 for them if they are wrong. My emotional well being isn't based on who controls the House or Senate.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (Er7E/)

565 Based on my sources in Indiana, (R) Mike Braun will defeat (D) Joe Donnelly tonight!



Holy COW! But I'll wait.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (bUjCl)

566 535 WTF with Fox. Their coverage blows.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (nQVCQ)

.....

Fux news election coverage does blow. Blah blah with no good real time analysis. Hate CNN but Election Lurch knows his shit.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (6cpKd)

567 525 If Scott beats Nelson in Florida, that's a good sign. I can understand why someone would vote for DeSantis for governor and Nelson for Senator, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the sort of voter who'd vote for Scott for Senator and then turn around and say "that Andrew Gillum is just the man for governor of this fine state!"
Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 06, 2018 07:18 PM (R1mDg)

Idiots who are still afraid of being called "racist" if they don't vote for the Kommie Krook.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (pgXNG)

568 Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (CmURZ)

If that turd Gillum wins, there's plenty of room in Texas. You'd probably like it out here.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 06, 2018 07:21 PM (R9+0K)

569 For election results go to Legal Insurrection

https://tinyurl.com/y7lsu6r4

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (T4oHT)

570 I love how people get worked up when there is 6% of the vote in.

Heh

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (MAstk)

571 The Ga sec of states office is actually doing a pretty good job reporting the actual vote


https://tinyurl.com/yca5dbqe

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (CWwFd)

572 Oh good! My local tee vee station is at the watch party for Stacey Abrams in Atlanta!

Assholes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

573 Re: Krugman from earlier. Miz Krugman is the True Lefty in the house. He writes what he does to keep her happy and to get laid. And so she will remain socially connected in Manhattan. I cite an article I read somewhere, sometime ago.


Posted by: Ockham's stropping leather at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (TmUx9)

574 KY-6



R+5



Come on baby!!


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM

---

If that is really accurate it's over for the dems as KY-06 is Lexington and the University of Kentucky which is a liberal bastion.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (JUOKG)

575 The NW corner of Indiana is heavily Dem. They're on Central Time so the polls closed an hour behind the rest of us.

Posted by: Aud at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (uBywd)

576 How do they call for Kaine with only 1% counted?

I am but a simple woman, what do I not understand here?

Posted by: April at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (OX9vb)

577 Holy cats. They're keeping open a polling station in Atlanta UNTIL 9:25. WTF?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

578 Remember D heavy precincts always report last as they are busy plugging votes into machines for people who didn't show.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (dNzKv)

579 554 KY-6 is tired now with 20% in.
Blegh.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (6nRrz)

Leave the button alone for a bit. It is a marathon, not a sprint.

Posted by: Cocaine Monkey at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (FhtF7)

580 549 Watching from Japan means that it will not be an early night, however quick the picture is clear. Thinking more like a nice hilarious afternoon, if things go as I expect.
Posted by: Rhomboid at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (NyQaH)

On the one hand, I wouldn't mind visiting there someday, especially since I have a co-worker who wants to as well.

On the other, I speak _NONE_ of the language, and wouldn't want to insult the population by being "that kind" of tourist.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (pgXNG)

581 Fox is all npc now.

Posted by: DXO at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (nzKWW)

582 Can't watch. Plan on drinking, eating and playing games tonight, and facing things in the morning, after a good night's sleep. I am nervous.

On the plus side, have been weightlifting with my man every other night, and tonight is rest night, so there's that. Not swol yet though, only a little over a week in.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (Gim9y)

583 554 KY-6 is tired now with 20% in.
Blegh.

Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (6nRrz)

......

We will all be tired tomo.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (6cpKd)

584 531
I'm starting to get deflated as the returns come in.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:19 PM (6nRr)
Why? Because they already called VA?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (d6Ksn)

585 You wouldn't know a diamond if you held it in your hand,
The things you think are precious I don't understand.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (K22Va)

586 FBN is more watchable than Fox

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (nQVCQ)

587 557 Wait, do we have Trolls here?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

___________________

Of course...

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (sCpBu)

588 Holy cats. They're keeping open a polling station in Atlanta UNTIL 9:25. WTF?

As I recall, don't they always?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

589 Watching from Japan means that it will not be an early night...
====

For a relaxing time, make it... Suntory time.

Posted by: Bill Murray at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (0JUQP)

590 How do they call for Kaine with only 1% counted?"

It's VA.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (6qErC)

591 KY-6



R+5



Come on baby!!


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:16 PM


R is up by 5%? Really?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (CmURZ)

592 Ace used my headline! I'm honored.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (Vb4BV)

593 R is up by 5%? Really?

Someone above said tied

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (O2RFr)

594
R is up by 5%? Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (CmURZ)

___

That was the case a while back.
Now it's D+6

No Bueno.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (6nRrz)

595 I think I'll take a pass being here if we're going to be over run with trolls all night....

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (cF8AT)

596 I thought all polling stations in GA closed at 7:00?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

597 whoo hoo


BRIAN KEMP (REP)
75.43%
6,378

STACEY ABRAMS (DEM)
24.27%
2,052

TED METZ (LIB)
0.31%

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (LL1Be)

598 So from non-mouth breathing trolls, how's it looking Horde?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (IYHxL)

599 Watching from Japan means that it will not be an early night, however quick the picture is clear.

Hey, it's already tomorrow there. How'd we do?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (C78No)

600 So is ky6 a normal red? Doesn't sound like it

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (OOH1c)

601 Not swol yet though, only a little over a week in.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (Gim9y)


I gotta' do something different ... maybe high rep/low weight. Eat better. Anabolic Steroids. Something.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (0GJk6)

602 >>I'm starting to get deflated as the returns come in.


Don't watch the Media. They are a Tool of the Progressives. ALL of them.

Sit tight. Pace yourself.
It'll be whatever it is.

Hopefully we will all dip our balls in pudding and drink Liberal Tears while we wait for Victory Tits, one more time.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (G3+Pf)

603 Why? Because they already called VA?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 07:23 PM (d6Ksn)
--------

That call for Kaine was a joke, wasn't it? I mean our polls only closed 27 minutes ago and only 5% of the vote is in, and Stewart is leading.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (U5tDi)

604 I walked a fresh bottle of scotch into the house at 5:30. Will be opened along with fresh popcorn at 7:00 as the Texas polls close. Looking to add an "It was never. Ever. Close." sign to my Cruz sign in the front yard in the morning. With a smiley face helium mylar balloon.

Posted by: Ockham's stropping leather at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (TmUx9)

605 That was the case a while back.
Now it's D+6

No Bueno.



Are you going to do this all night?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

606 A good night to wave at the Horde. Been gone a bit longer than #TwoWeeks, but I still read you all every day.
Slainte! (still can't be arsed to accent correctly)

Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (RtApK)

607 whoreSockOFF

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (G3+Pf)

608 So is ky6 a normal red? Doesn't sound like it

I think it is a Dem seat?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (O2RFr)

609 Suntory time."

FWIW, a decent beverage. I'd take one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (6qErC)

610 553
CRTV which is run by Michele Malkin is free tonight you might give it a try
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (Vum0h)


Do you have a link?

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

611 594
R is up by 5%? Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:24 PM (CmURZ)

___

That was the case a while back.
Now it's D+6

No Bueno.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (6nRrz)

It's going to seesaw back and forth all evening . . . isn't it?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (CmURZ)

612 570
I love how people get worked up when there is 6% of the vote in.



Heh

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (MAstk)
Yeah. Sheesh.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (d6Ksn)

613 398 351. That is very sad. VA may be lost for a good long time.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

----------------

Probably permanently until the burnin' times. It's the locust effect - a lot of transplants from other states that they've screwed up, as well as the government types.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife

Simple solution, recission. Congress can take Alexandria and Arlington back. The decision to give them back to VA was unconstitutional.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (sFO1P)

614 The National Bird of Brazil is the Sabiá-laranjeira.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (r9UYA)

615 Heh. Martha MAccllum looks physically disgusted with Ed Rendell

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (ulmY0)

616 FWIW KY-6 was at 54% chance to go R on 538.

D+6 now with 41% in.

No bueno.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (6nRrz)

617 O'Rourke Has Won The Most Important Thing -- Our Hearts

It would have been our virginity, but we auctioned it off years ago.
cause even we're realizing that we have to put a stake through the heart of Hillzabub.

Posted by: MFM at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (Sqm6A)

618 isn't it still yesterday in Japan?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

619 >>The National Bird of Brazil is the


Fat Assed Weathergirl

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (G3+Pf)

620 Kemp 18k

Abrams 6.5k


a long way to go

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (CWwFd)

621
whoo hoo

BRIAN KEMP (REP)
75.43%
6,378

STACEY ABRAMS (DEM)
24.27%
2,052

TED METZ (LIB)
0.31%


Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (LL1Be)



Dear Lord. Please let him beat that gap-toothed female Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

622 The Best American @bestamericanUSA
37s
INDIANA SENATE RACE CALL

Based on my sources in Indiana, (R) Mike Braun will defeat (D) Joe Donnelly tonight!

#MAGA
#TrumpWave
#MidtermElection2018

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (+om3e)

623 Okay, I'm gonna drink now... Please no ,ore Eeyores

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (O2RFr)

624 I thought all polling stations in GA closed at 7:00?


Gwinnett County machines were hacked by Russians/fkd up this morning.

Paper ballots are being provided to voters until like 9:30 or so.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (LL1Be)

625 Simple solution, recission. Congress can take Alexandria and Arlington back. The decision to give them back to VA was unconstitutional.
Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (sFO1P)
---------

Suits me just fine. Let's get Weasel and the other Morons out of there first and then let 'er rip.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (U5tDi)

626 KY-6 went 61% R in 2016

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (6nRrz)

627 568 Just leave Florida Man home please.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (mJmCN)

628 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
1m
FL looking solid for R's so far. Waiting for big blue areas to drop. Map so far identical to 2016.
=====
This is what I wanted

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (+om3e)

629 TED METZ (LIB)

When you cross a putz with a shmeckel

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

630 Oh good! My local tee vee station is at the watch party for Stacey Abrams in Atlanta!

Assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

How in the hell did she ever even have a chance? I don't like to make fun of peoples looks but good Lord...

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (dUJdY)

631
Paper ballots are being provided to voters until like 9:30 or so.


Hanging chads

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (bUjCl)

632 The National Flower of the country is the Ipê-amarelo or Tecoma chrysostricha.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 07:27 PM (r9UYA)

633 618 isn't it still yesterday in Japan?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

No, its tomorrow already

Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (e87pt)

634 OK.

I amend that, Lurking Lurker.

Find a Bridge or a Tall Edifice and just end it, already.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (G3+Pf)

635 CRTV which is run by Michele Malkin is free tonight you might give it a try

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 06, 2018 07:20 PM (Vum0h)


Where do I go for that? The free thing, I mean. When I go to their website, they want me to sign up for a trial.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (lwiT4)

636 FWIW, I note that the OTA networks have suddenly dropped exit polls from their reports...

Hmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (6qErC)

637 613 398 351. That is very sad. VA may be lost for a good long time.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

----------------

Probably permanently until the burnin' times. It's the locust effect - a lot of transplants from other states that they've screwed up, as well as the government types.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife

Simple solution, recission. Congress can take Alexandria and Arlington back. The decision to give them back to VA was unconstitutional.
Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (sFO1P)


No, once Trump starts really cutting regs, the Swamp will drain, and all the locusts will move on to other pastures or die.

Posted by: Iblis at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (bvWCs)

638 I'm planning lights out about 8:10 pm, usually get up around 12:30 so by then it will be clear. I do think the country will act as a whole, my prediction is say in Pennsylvania Barletta would win it's going to be a red tide, if it's toss ups but some R some D it's going to be that way everywhere.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

639 No, its tomorrow already



Your strange idea of a round world frightens and confuses me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

640 So is ky6 a normal red? Doesn't sound like it





Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM

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No it is normally not. it is a liberal bastion in a very Red State just like Louisville.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (JUOKG)

641 Where do I go for that? The free thing, I mean. When I go to their website, they want me to sign up for a trial.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (lwiT4)


http://tinyurl.com/ya5xzxqw

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (mS+Df)

642 No, its tomorrow already

We're at now... now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

643 FWIW, I note that the OTA networks have suddenly dropped exit polls from their reports...

Hmmm.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (6qErC)



why? WHY ?? Early night ???

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

644 634 OK.

I amend that, Lurking Lurker.

Find a Bridge or a Tall Edifice and just end it, already.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (G3+Pf)

___

Dude I'm just reporting numbers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (6nRrz)

645 No, its tomorrow already
====

If we're being honest, it's about 35 years in the future.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (0JUQP)

646 9:30? sounds legit

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (OOH1c)

647 BRIAN KEMP (REP)
73.67%
22,971
STACEY ABRAMS (DEM)
25.82%
8,052

TED METZ (LIB)0.50%
157

31,180 votes total


Boo yah!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

648 On the West Coast, the sun is setting.

My God, it's an omen!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (iSI0i)

649 638 I'm planning lights out about 8:10 pm, usually get up around 12:30 so by then it will be clear. I do think the country will act as a whole, my prediction is say in Pennsylvania Barletta would win it's going to be a red tide, if it's toss ups but some R some D it's going to be that way everywhere.
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

Any shot at The Tommunist being overthrown?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (pgXNG)

650 640 So is ky6 a normal red? Doesn't sound like it





Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM

---

No it is normally not. it is a liberal bastion in a very Red State just like Louisville.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (JUOKG)

___

Uhm no. In 2016, the R candidate won 61% of the vote.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (6nRrz)

651 Boo yah!


But are those Conservative areas?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (O2RFr)

652 At the end of Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sayjak just made a joke about polls being open yet in cemeteries in Chicago.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (euYPC)

653 What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JoUsr)

654 @mikeyG - what percent of total is that ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (bUjCl)

655 The Future is .... now.
No wait ... now!
Now!
Now!






dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

656 Lurking Lurker

You're harshing my mellow...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (O2RFr)

657 So is ky6 a normal red? Doesn't sound like it











Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM



---



No it is normally not. it is a liberal bastion in a very Red State just like Louisville.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (JUOKG)



___



Uhm no. In 2016, the R candidate won 61% of the vote.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM

---

Because of Trump.....2016 was an outlier.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JUOKG)

658 http://tinyurl.com/ya5xzxqw

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (mS+Df)



Thanks!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

659 539 AZ Senate candidate Kyrsten Sinema's mouth is 67% more inviting than Martha McSally's mouth, according to an informal poll of Zod.
____________

Sinema is a declared bisexual and McSally is widely rumored (in AZ at least) to be a lesbian. McSally was married once, to a fellow AF officer, but the marriage was rumored to be a sham that was entered into during the "don't ask, don't tell" era, and the purpose was to allow McSally to pose as heterosexual so that she could get promoted. The couple reportedly didn't live together, and the marriage was annulled after 2 years.

Posted by: Shaun King at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (fqUgw)

660 605 That was the case a while back.
Now it's D+6

No Bueno.


Are you going to do this all night?

====

yeah, look either we win some or lose some. I find it unpossible for reasons stated earlier but if we do, then the cwazy libs turned out and trump failed to deliver GOTV.

after all, all the usual first midterm caveats go into play.

and since Trump fights, it don't matter nothin

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (7J5t2)

661 633 618 isn't it still yesterday in Japan?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

No, its tomorrow already
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 06, 2018 07:28 PM (e87pt)

And tomorrow is just yesterday's "don't worry about it yet"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (BRvh1)

662 Jerry was a racist car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
Never did win no Confederate flags
But he never did come in last.

Posted by: Hyeh Heh Heh, Dog Will Hunt at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (uova7)

663 What a dumb name Beto O'Rourke is.

Posted by: Jose O'Toole at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (2NqXo)

664 Etholytics

The first county in Florida that has reported 100% of its results is Baker county.

Scott has gained 4.1% here over Trump's 2016 margins .

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (MAstk)

665 Fox saying Dem ahead in KY6 is a bellwether and good sign for Dems with 40% in Dem up+6

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (nQVCQ)

666 Where's theCRTV linker from last thread that hooked me up??

grammie needs CRTV, brah. STAT

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (LL1Be)

667 Kemp 32K

Abrams 12k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (CWwFd)

668 >>Dude I'm just reporting numbers.


No. You are posting eyeore-ish commentary to go along with it.

Just wait for the States to call their races and try not to bring the room down too much.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (G3+Pf)

669 Vermont elected a Republican governor as well as Bernie Sanders. How do people do that?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (6nRrz)

670 My theory is Washington DC has swamped northern Virginia, and it has large urban areas that D's control usually.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (T4oHT)

671 No. You are posting eyeore-ish commentary to go along with it.

Just wait for the States to call their races and try not to bring the room down too much.


Thank you

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (O2RFr)

672 What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JoUsr)



Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

673 637 613 398 351. That is very sad. VA may be lost for a good long time.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

====

as anne coulter pointed out, this is due to massive immigration into the area. You will experience this too.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (7J5t2)

674 653 What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JoUsr)
---_---_

It's the canary in the coal mine.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (OAlmw)

675 Simple solution, recission. Congress can take Alexandria and Arlington back. The decision to give them back to VA was unconstitutional.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (sFO1P)


Perchance thou hast a newsletter!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar - RINO National Committee at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)

676
Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.

LOL !

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (O2RFr)

677 653
What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?


Biggest exporter of rock candy in the tri-state area!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

678
isn't it still yesterday in Japan?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


It was a new day yesterday but it's an old day now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

679 668 >>Dude I'm just reporting numbers.


No. You are posting eyeore-ish commentary to go along with it.

Just wait for the States to call their races and try not to bring the room down too much.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM (G3+Pf)

___

50% in and D+4 in a CD that went 61% in 2016.....OK fine. All is well. My bad.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (6nRrz)

680 Vermont elected a Republican governor as well as Bernie Sanders. How do people do that?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


They don't want Bernie back?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (f/ass)

681 Got it mikeyG !! Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4)

682 Sun setting on west coast.I called that

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (OOH1c)

683 So Mrs. Butterworth is crashing and burning in GA?

Probably too early to tell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (4ErVI)

684 653 What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JoUsr)


Mostly for its coveted strategic position between KY-5 and KY-7. Just as Patton understood that Sicily was the key to taking Italy ... KY-6 is consdered the Gateway to the Commonwealth.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (0GJk6)

685
50% in and D+4 in a CD that went 61% in 2016.....OK fine. All is well. My bad.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Fuck Man... You're a real downer

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (O2RFr)

686
No, once Trump starts really cutting regs, the Swamp will drain, and all the locusts will move on to other pastures or die.
Posted by: Iblis at November

I disagree. The founders clearly understood that the residents of DC would have far more influence than regular Americans. They were disenfranchised on purpose. Remember, they were looking at Paris while writing the Constitution.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (sFO1P)

687 673. It may have happened already. Add to that a few million fellons getting their right to vote, gotta think FL is on its way if that passes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (fYi9j)

688 Fox saying Dem ahead in KY6 is a bellwether and good sign for Dems with 40% in Dem up+6


Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM

---

Actually that is bad for democrats as the district has a dem about a 60% lean.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (JUOKG)

689 they make the KY jelly there.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (7J5t2)

690 Ky has the finest rest areas I've ever seen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (pnLx6)

691 >>Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.


Glad I wore my One-Piece Bathing Suit under my clothes.

See you on the Beach, friend!

Posted by: Maggie Balsey-Ford at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (G3+Pf)

692 653
What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?

___

It's a key bellwether. Big Trump CD in 2016, very tight polls in 2018.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (6nRrz)

693 BRIAN KEMP (REP)
73.33%
36,774

STACEY ABRAMS (DEM)
26.17%
13,126

TED METZ (LIB)
0.50%
251

50,151 total


Lick my love pump, Ted.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (LL1Be)

694 >>as anne coulter pointed out, this is due to massive immigration into the area. You will experience this too.



I'm sure having the new Amazon HQ jr. in Chrystal City will make the state more conservat--- Democrat.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (W+vEI)

695 Kemp 39k

Abrams 13.6k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (CWwFd)

696 Drudge has declared a blue wave. No sense in checking that site any further.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (jLBUC)

697
So Mrs. Butterworth is crashing and burning in GA?


It's not over till the fat lady chokes on a tub of Resist.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

698 What's the big deal about KY-6? Why are we particularly fixed on it?




Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 07:30 PM (JoUsr)



Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.




Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)


It's a district that the Dems targeted in their push to win back the House since it's currently R, and somehow it's considered to be a bellweather as to whether or not they can flip enough seats. But as others have mentioned, it's by its nature a district than can go D.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (tT986)

699 It's a key bellwether. Big Trump CD in 2016, very tight polls in 2018.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (6nRrz)

any redistricting since 2016 ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

700 The networks never learn.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (F8YM0)

701 KY-6 lubes the way into KY-7!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

702 he's not even fractionally Hispanic

---

I read this as "functionally Hispanic."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (LX21o)

703 399
I don't know what some of you naysayers are looking at, but Pinellas
County has a 62% turn out...and the Republicans have the 6000 turn up
lead.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2018 07:07 PM (sCpBu)
Good news, but I'm worried about Broward County and Miami.....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (d6Ksn)

704 >>Ky has the finest rest areas I've ever seen.


Preach it, Sister -

The Truckers drill their holes at the Perfect Height!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (G3+Pf)

705 688 Fox saying Dem ahead in KY6 is a bellwether and good sign for Dems with 40% in Dem up+6


Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 07:31 PM

---

Actually that is bad for democrats as the district has a dem about a 60% lean.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (JUOKG)
___

Where do people get this shit from?

It went trump +15 and the Republican congress critter won 61% in 2016 as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (6nRrz)

706 McSally is widely rumored (in AZ at least) to be a lesbian.

A lesbian A10 pilot. That can't be bad, can it?

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)

707 Fuck off, Lurker.

One race is one race. Were already tired of your #pantsaroundmyankles commentary.

This isn't a group therapy session. Bore your real-life friends with this bullshit. Loser.

Posted by: bear with asymmeyrical balls at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (H5knJ)

708 Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

LOL. Nah. Today's a day I don't feel like jumping off a bridge. I plan to feel like not jumping off a bridge tomorrow too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (AllCR)

709 )

Perchance thou hast a newsletter!
Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar

How much Google cash do I get for betraying everyone.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (sFO1P)

710
I'm also pretty sure Functionally Hispanic is my indian name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (LX21o)

711 Geez, I was hoping to move to Florida someday but if they can vote a socialist for Governor.....

Posted by: sharon at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (QzF6i)

712 Damn I wish the neighbor's dad hadn't sent over that really good deer jerky. Half a bag, slap my face.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (xzqr4)

713 699 It's a key bellwether. Big Trump CD in 2016, very tight polls in 2018.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (6nRrz)

any redistricting since 2016 ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

___

Not that I know of. Only redistricting happened in PA.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (6nRrz)

714 Brazil's most popular dance, The Samba.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (r9UYA)

715 isn't it still yesterday in Japan?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

It was a new day yesterday but it's an old day now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (aKsyK)


It's always tomorrow in Japan

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (T71PA)

716 Fuck KY-6.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (ulmY0)

717 I used to wonder why people drink poison KoolAid, and gave it to their kids, until I saw Beto's voters. Some humans appear to be wired to worship a God, any God, slavishly. It's kind of scared to see them in person- they are Zombies. If Ted doesn't pull this out it's going to be awful here.

Posted by: The other coyote at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (9yd4p)

718 692 653

What's the big deal about KY-6?

........

It's got the stimulating capsaicin additive.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (6cpKd)

719 Can someone put Lurker in a time out?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (O2RFr)

720
Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC
2m
Early returns from Dem bastion of Gary IN (Lake county) shows Donnelly running BEHIND his 2012 margin. Donnelly won Lake by 41% in 2012 but is ahead now by only 34%. That loss is consistent with a narrow Braun win. But suburbs, Indy, and college counties still to report.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (+om3e)

721 I see Fox News now has a probability chart. 80% Dems take the house. 50% on the Senate. Sure.

Posted by: JPV at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (T6elx)

722 572 Oh good! My local tee vee station is at the watch party for Stacey Abrams in Atlanta!

Assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------
It will be best to watch the crying, wretching, and disbelief live.

Just wait. In 6 months the hotel will be accusing them of fraud and suing them in court for the bill.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (2o7Th)

723 Kemp 40.7k

Abrams 14.2k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (CWwFd)

724 Comstock lost in VA

Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (yI38e)

725 You all do realize that Kentucky is slightly insane as far as party goes, right? National races are one thing, but anything local can get pretty wacky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (FhtF7)

726 Not that I know of. Only redistricting happened in PA.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (6nRrz)

oh well, you win some you lose some

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)

727 Debbie Whatsherpuss Schwants is winning........

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

728 KY 6: Lexington is blue, Richmond and surrounding area are deep red. It is the district just north of mine. It will go back and forth based on which precinct reports in. Barr should win.

Posted by: Engineer at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (Wwygp)

729 So Mrs. Butterworth is crashing and burning in GA?



Probably too early to tell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:33 PM (4ErVI)


There's a reason they keep a few polls open in Atlanta for an extra few hours. Lets them get in the fake votes needed to make up the difference.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (OMsf+)

730 Pence's older brother won a district in Indiana. Good for him!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (+dsLj)

731 KY-6 for IN-SEN is a good trade.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (6nRrz)

732 ALL MAN CUNTS ANF BABY RAPERS WIKL BESR THE STAMP! YOU KNOW MY RIDE, RUN WHEN U SEE IT COMING, GODS CHARIOT WITH YOUR DESTINY IN IT! IF U LUCKY I FLINCH, IF NOT I FEEL BAD FOR U TOMORTOW

Posted by: Based Herk at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (ZJ4ad)

733 Any shot at The Tommunist being overthrown?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (pgXNG)

I don't think Wolfe has a thing to worry about. PA GOP hasn't put up a decent Gov. candidate for as long as i've been alive.

But Barletta very well might take it. PA dems fall into two categories: union humps and inner-city blacks.

Union people are pissed at the Dems for abandoning them for illegal aliens, and for taking them for granted their whole lives while delivering nothing.

Inner city blacks are pissed for... the exact same reason.

Casey seems to represent the National DNC, while Wolfe has a very "State" feel about him. Senator vs. Governor, i suppose.

I don't give a flying fuck about numbers and polling and "how many precincts are in", but we'll see what happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (BRvh1)

734 Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)


Suit yourself. I've chosen Death by Dysentery.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (0GJk6)

735 How much Google cash do I get for betraying everyone.
Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (sFO1P)


Thirty pieces of silver.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (T71PA)

736 Damn I wish the neighbor's dad hadn't sent over that really good deer jerky. Half a bag, slap my face.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (xzqr4)


You ate an entire half a bag and now there's none left, or there's half a bag of venison jerky just sitting there that you haven't monstered like a shameless animal yet?

Because if it's the second... are you some kind of wizard or something?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (mS+Df)

737 Can brunettes and dark brown haired women please stop dying your hair blonde. It looks terrible.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (ulmY0)

738 719 Can someone put Lurker in a time out?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (O2RFr)

......

What did he do? Sigh, normally pretty good comments. Maybe knock off the bourbon.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (6cpKd)

739 Waves back at LadyS

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (rJUlF)

740 Well, at least we have MUMR 2.0 for comic relief tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

741 WI-1st is also a swing district, with a vacant seat (Paul Ryan's). I don't see any people jumping off the Statue of Liberty over WI-1st.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

742 >>You all do realize that Kentucky is slightly insane as far as party goes


It's from smoking all that Bluegrass.

... and the Sister Humping has to take a toll on the gene pool, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (G3+Pf)

743 Beats me, but it sounds like if we lose it, we all have to jump off a bridge or something.

LOL !
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 07:32 PM (O2RFr)


No, no, no, we blame the Russians and then go yell at Democrats when they're eating in restaurants!

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (953wK)

744 Kemp 50.7

Abrams 18

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (CWwFd)

745 Testing

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (eQh3B)

746 >>What's the big deal about KY-6?

I know, right?

Posted by: KY Jelly at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

747
Google is a cache grab.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (LX21o)

748 BETO was a nanny after college

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (eQh3B)

749 728 KY 6: Lexington is blue,

__

UGH. NO. IT. IS. NOT

2016 Results
Andy Barr (R) 61.1%
Nancy Jo Kemper (D) 38.9%

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (6nRrz)

750 5 How much Google cash do I get for betraying everyone.
Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (sFO1P)

Thirty pieces of silver.
Posted by: DR.WTF

I'm a whore, but not a cheap whore.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (sFO1P)

751 >>
McSally is widely rumored (in AZ at least) to be a lesbian.

A lesbian A10 pilot. That can't be bad, can it?
An A-10 is one hell of a strap on.

Posted by: Aviator at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (2cuLk)

752 733 733 Any shot at The Tommunist being overthrown?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:29 PM (pgXNG)

I don't think Wolfe has a thing to worry about. PA GOP hasn't put up a decent Gov. candidate for as long as i've been alive.

But Barletta very well might take it. PA dems fall into two categories: union humps and inner-city blacks.

Union people are pissed at the Dems for abandoning them for illegal aliens, and for taking them for granted their whole lives while delivering nothing.

Inner city blacks are pissed for... the exact same reason.

Casey seems to represent the National DNC, while Wolfe has a very "State" feel about him. Senator vs. Governor, i suppose.

I don't give a flying fuck about numbers and polling and "how many precincts are in", but we'll see what happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (BRvh1)

F***. The Tommunist wants to Triple the State Income Tax, and with the redistricting, I feel like he's likely to get it.

And then we'd have an over 10% State Income Tax.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (pgXNG)

753 Is Tater Stelter on a suicide watch tonite? Not that I wanna stop it... prefer to watch it.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (pJgj9)

754
Comstock lost in VA


Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (yI38e)

Race is nowhere near ready to be called.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (tT986)

755 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (afjNA)

756 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

757 Pennsylvania voted Trump and Toomey just two years ago.
Btw the Legal Insurrection site doesn't even list Pennsylvania right now as races it's watching.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (T4oHT)

758 What's the score? Early night for anyone?

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (giesC)

759 Posted by: KY Jelly at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah that's all I am thinking about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (dUJdY)

760 I'm predicting we lose none (incl AZ), & pick up FL, IN, MO, MT, & ND in the Senate. But I've also predicted a pickup of 4, so I guess I also expect to miss on one.

MI, NJ, & WV would be awesome, but they sound like wet dreams to me. (Sorry!)

Posted by: Optimizer at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (hOOi9)

761 I'm not into the concept of a "bellwether" districts.

If we end up having a bad night, fine, but a single congressional district does not tell us anything.

I remember all sorts of bellwethers congressional districts in 2016 that supposedly showed a Hillary landlside.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (UfkIY)

762 Kemp 55.2

Abrams 19.6

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (CWwFd)

763 Where do people get this shit from?

It went trump +15 and the Republican congress critter won 61% in 2016 as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (6nRrz)

-----------

They are getting that by realizing that the Trump 2016 wave was an outlier, not an average year.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (I16G8)

764 You all do realize that Kentucky is slightly insane
as far as party goes, right? National races are one thing, but anything
local can get pretty wacky.






Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM

---
Yep Kentucky democrats have held the State House for almost 100 years before 2014 but Kentucky almost always votes for Republicans in National elections.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (JUOKG)

765 I voted for Tater Salad.

Posted by: jsg at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (KsOJR)

766 Of course there is a nood, can't have the thread get to 1K now.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (T4oHT)

767 Red Pilled Molly Hemmingeay just blew my sides off with the NPC meme "Orange Man Bad". It got a solid laugh from the entire panel.

The NPC meme is officially mainstream!

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (ulmY0)

768 I'm in Georgia... I'm so nervous. I didn't move from the shit hole of Baltimore to end up in another blue dystopia. My husband and I are "locusts", but we're conservative. Well, my hubbie is more moderate, and this is the first election that we voted together. He's sick of the crazy NPCs as well.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (4YHTV)

769 Blitzer has blue dress with stains on. CGI does miracles.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (6cpKd)

770 706 McSally is widely rumored (in AZ at least) to be a lesbian.

A lesbian A10 pilot. That can't be bad, can it?
_____________

I didn't say it was bad. Some guy was comparing the kissability of her lips to Sinema's and I was just pointing out that he's probably not somebody McSally would want to kiss (if he is actually a guy, that is).

Posted by: Shaun King at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (fqUgw)

771 A lesbian A10 pilot. That can't be bad, can it?
Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)

it is if your nickname is "Wart Hog"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (BRvh1)

772 Of course there is a nood, can't have the thread get to 1K now.
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 07:40 PM (T4oHT)


This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (953wK)

773 True. KY is a big indicator tonight. Trolls are gonna need a bucket of it.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (uEbPt)

774
That was the case a while back. Now it's D+6
No Bueno.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 07:25 PM (6nRrz)


Maybe you should go make yourself a nice sandwich

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (TAmPV)

775 What's the big deal about KY-6?

It's ribbed for her pleasure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

776 isn't it still yesterday in Japan?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

No, its tomorrow already

-
Well then who won?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

777 Whoa? RINO Comstock lost? I know Kaine has already been declared the winner here in VA (ugh) but I didn't think Wexford would beat Comstock.

Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 07:42 PM (RtApK)

778 >> "Didn't [Nate Silver] say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right?"

Well then Nate, what's the point of you?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (JXEtC)

779 And in 2012, KY-6 went roughly 50/46 for GOP, which tells you it can be close there.

Posted by: bear with asymmeyrical balls at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (H5knJ)

780 I cannot comprehend why on earth anyone would elect creepy "candy van" Kaine to any position whatsoever. What possible appeal does this pedo-looking leftist twit have?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (39g3+)

781 PJ Media is live blogging results.

There's also the Apple News App I mentioned earlier.

I will be paying attention to neither. Just a PSA.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (xR+lz)

782 I've share this before, but if Trump gets a 2nd term:

I'd love to see all of Hollywood get MASSIVELY audited and ass-r@ped by the IRS.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (miE9U)

783 Whoa? RINO Comstock lost? I know Kaine has already been declared the winner here in VA (ugh) but I didn't think Wexford would beat Comstock.
Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 07:42 PM (RtApK)
--------

I do think Wexford will beat Comstock but it's way too early to call.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (U5tDi)

784 Whoa? RINO Comstock lost? I know Kaine has already
been declared the winner here in VA (ugh) but I didn't think Wexford
would beat Comstock.



Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 07:42 PM (RtApK)


There's like 10% of the precincts reporting and it's 52-48.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (tT986)

785 How did Trump do in Miami?

Scott getting 40%

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (MAstk)

786 I'm a whore, but not a cheap whore.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 07:39 PM (sFO1P)


I told you people to BUY GOLD!

Posted by: G Gor-Dong Liddy at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (n9EOP)

787 This isn't a group therapy session. Bore your real-life friends with this bullshit. Loser.


poetry.


Wiki, fwiw, shows Barr winning by

2010 - 50.08%
2012 - 50.57%
2014 - 59.99%
2016 - 61.09%

Why is he in trouble now? Some scandal? Did he do something to piss off hist constituents?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

788 What's that? Buy Gulden's Mustard?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 07:45 PM (miE9U)

789 I voted in luzerne county today and turnout was big.

Posted by: mpfs at November 06, 2018 07:45 PM (w7dYk)

790 What possible appeal does this pedo-looking leftist twit have?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 07:43 PM (39g3+)


Moar Free Stuff!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 07:45 PM (n9EOP)

791 Heather Nauert has the PERFECT rack.
Fucking WOW

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 06, 2018 07:45 PM (aR6C/)

792 Ky 6. Is dems best chance to pick up a seat in a red state. They fail there. They fail all over. My closes earlier so then ky6

Posted by: Simplemind at November 06, 2018 07:46 PM (ZuGkg)

793 I'm done, my nerves can't take this sh!t. My home state (VA) has been overrun by muz, the Socialists, and the FSA!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 07:48 PM (n9EOP)

794 Vote Kaine, he's been called "the most likely to molest your grade schooler" five years running! He was Hillary's running mate! Clearly, his values match those of Virginians!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 07:48 PM (39g3+)

795 Gillum is up on DeSantis but none of hte panhandle has reported yet but more than 50% of the vote in. This is scary.

Posted by: sharon at November 06, 2018 07:48 PM (QzF6i)

796 KY-6 is a virtual tie at the moment.

Posted by: KY Jelly at November 06, 2018 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

797 Relax. It's all b.s. til 800pm

Posted by: Simplemind at November 06, 2018 07:49 PM (ZuGkg)

798 725 You all do realize that Kentucky is slightly insane as far as party goes, right? National races are one thing, but anything local can get pretty wacky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 07:36 PM (FhtF7)

That's the case in a lot of places. Local elections all have their quirks that are invisible to people outside. It's why Trump could win big and then the district still elects a Dem a couple of years later. Maybe the Dem is popular locally. Who knows? All of that could happen and then Trump wins big again there in 2020. The Dems got BTFO out big time in these midterm races when Obama was president and he still won in 2012.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:49 PM (4ErVI)

799 Also Reuters: We have always been at war with Eastasia and the chocolate ration will be increased by 10 grams.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 07:49 PM (vOkuK)

800
unseen1 @unseen1_unseen
2m
Barr just closed the gap in KY 06 to 1.4%

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:50 PM (+om3e)

801 795 Gillum is up on DeSantis but none of hte panhandle has reported yet but more than 50% of the vote in. This is scary.
Posted by: sharon at November 06, 2018 07:48 PM (QzF6i)

Dont think much of the Gov race there since I dont live there. Just really hope Scott pulls it off.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at November 06, 2018 07:50 PM (u/Uwa)

802 Also, not to sound like an asshole but if that "Kerplach" guy shows up with his typical eyeore bullshit, please temp ban his ass. We don't need that kind of negativity tonight. It will ruin my scotch.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 06, 2018 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

803 If you follow the results of Comstock's district she's losing parts by 20% that she narrowly lost last time.

I hope this teaches everyone to NOT follow GOP leaning EV/election/numbers guys. They were scamming people for weeks and today were crowing about how great the numbers were there.

Bill Mitchell, Larry Schweikart and a host of lesser knows ones are all pieces of shit.

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 07:51 PM (KaSl8)

804 802 Also, not to sound like an asshole but if that "Kerplach" guy shows up with his typical eyeore bullshit, please temp ban his ass. We don't need that kind of negativity tonight. It will ruin my scotch.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 06, 2018 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

Who are you again? You just showed up tonight. Fuck off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

805 there aren't enough votes in the panhandle to do any good. they just didn't turn out. the only part of the state to have disappointing turnout.

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 07:52 PM (KaSl8)

806 Comstock race called.

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 07:54 PM (KaSl8)

807 Blue Counties in IN are holding their votes back.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 07:54 PM (MAstk)

808 Vermont elected a Republican governor as well as Bernie Sanders. How do people do that?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Maple syrup and despair are a Helluva drug.

Posted by: Chessie (monster in Lake Champlain) at November 06, 2018 07:55 PM (Sqm6A)

809 805 there aren't enough votes in the panhandle to do any good. they just didn't turn out. the only part of the state to have disappointing turnout.
Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 07:52 PM (KaSl

So Nelson got it?

Posted by: Myriad Jack at November 06, 2018 07:55 PM (u/Uwa)

810 Hey Dack..

Not new. Not new at all. Been coming here for at least 12 or 13 years.
Way back when the war with HA was only heating up.
I went by the name of "Melodicmetal1"
I have been coming here since the days of "navycopjoe" etc..
so YOU can fuck off.
PS
Im on your side

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 06, 2018 07:56 PM (aR6C/)

811 @bennyjohnson
One small theme from the night: GOP is consistently holding the districts needed for a sizable 'Blue Wave'

- Indiana 2
- Florida 6

Are in GOP hands.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 07:57 PM (+om3e)

812 Listening to UVA basketball on the radio while watching the chyron giving election results on (muted) local TV.
------------------------
Morgan Griffith (R and Freedom Caucus guy) projected winner in VA-9.

Rs leading in the open seats VA-5 and VA-6....so far.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 06, 2018 07:58 PM (Rxduq)

813
athein1's avatar
au ng @athein1
6m
Replying to @jimreynoldsweb
Everyone should relax. This is so much like 16. The way it's unfolding is very similar

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:00 PM (+om3e)

814 "Didn't [Nate Silver] say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right?"

-
These are my predictions. If you don't like them, I have others.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

815 'This won't end well': Far-left thugs taking to Portland streets to fight fascism 'by any means necessary'

-
Oregon and Washington are lost causes. They're not mad because of local elections. They're mad because of what people in FL and GA are doing.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)

816 BREAKING: Greg Pence, older brother of Vice President Pence, has been elected to Indiana's 6th Congressional District, according to ABC News' projections

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 08:10 PM (+y/Ru)

817 How can 56% of the country think we are on the wrong track? Where do they think we should be going?

Posted by: sharon at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (QzF6i)

818 Gov Walker in huge trouble

Posted by: Clouseau at November 06, 2018 09:53 PM (yI38e)

819 They all call him 'Puto', cuz no one really knows his name...

Posted by: JBSPRY at November 06, 2018 10:46 PM (YyVzz)

820 Small qualification: The name "Beto" was not created for political purposes. He's had that name since kindergarten, or thereabouts. In El Paso, this would be some combination of cute and normal. Regardless, it is a genuine nickname from youth, far predating cynical political considerations. That said, I'm happy Cruz won.

Posted by: John ("Jack") Henneman at November 07, 2018 12:28 AM (AABTM)

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