The Cute Before The Storm



These bear cubs playing hide and seek are so cute I just can't even literally shaking.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:28 PM




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Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 05:28 PM (yc40R)

2 IN closes in 30 min.

I don't see how we lose that seat.

If we do it's a bad night.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (MAstk)

3 Ok that was cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

4 Woot!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (knxnT)

5 Aww

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (BXMxN)

6 Well, that makes my life better. Standing here in line has been killing my feet.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (yc40R)

7 Nice doggie

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (dczB+)

8 This place is going to the dogs

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (CPS8G)

9
So Sweeeeeeeeeet.

Posted by: Random Indian Girl at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (LilNs)

10 Willowed:

Why do you think the GOP was trying to take a dive? Yeah, they were pussies and trying to play prevent defense. But why would they want to lose?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

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Should been more specific: The GOPe wanted to lose. That's why so many of them jumped ship and left their seats open. The GOPe media scammers certainly wanted to take a dive. And I have little doubt that many GOPe in safe districts would have liked to hand back control of the House to the Dems and go back to the fun life.

Trump is dragging their sorry asses over the line...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

11 Gonna walk away from the blog to do stuff. Will check back later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (r/emI)

12 Thanks, Ace. I liked the part where there was a duck. That part was my favorite.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (mS+Df)

13 Come back Goose!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (aKsyK)

14 awwwww.....how sweet..

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (a0IVu)

15 10

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (6cpKd)

16 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (/qEW2)

17 Well, I hope it all works out. For us, that is.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (trMj1)

18 Or 15

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (6cpKd)

19 No quokkas? Oh well, beagles are cute too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

20 I'm nervous.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (7ZQe3)

21 GOP +5,900 in Pinellas.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (MAstk)

22 Here is another.Animals yawning.

https://youtu.be/2oBimtQ1yY4

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (BXMxN)

23 First!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (Dagiw)

24 That duck has an ass like jello on springs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (kQs4Y)

25 Wow, interspecies dating!

I'm not going to judge, those two looked happy.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (953wK)

26


Beagle: "The things I go through for pate..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (HaL55)

27 Doggeh is just lucky it's a duck and not a goose.

Geese are sneaky and mean.

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (9vQJW)

28 2. I used to live in IN and I agree. Donnelly hanging on would portend bad things.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (fYi9j)

29 243rd!

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (2PXwn)

30 Who goosed the dog?

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (zRwJ/)

31 Where is the Pinellas info coming from?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (87EdW)

32 I posted that today in the morning thread. My daily annoying animal picture of the day to evily try to distract people who want to talk about deeply serious things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)

33 Looks tasty

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (UdKB7)

34 Beagles are something else. I want one. Only thing is I owe it to the animal to be everything he/she thinks I am, not sure if I can be good human or not.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (4YsU2)

35 243rd!
Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (2PXwn)


Well, you're not low, T.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (953wK)

36 Dog was thinking - who let this stupid duck in the house?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (lwiT4)

37 It's Biblical!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (Z216Q)

38 Geese are sneaky and mean.
Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (9vQJW)



Cobra duck.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (NLLmE)

39 Hey! Is that those...chicks....from Vermont grabbing people by the ballot?

"Ima peck you if you didn't vote Democrat!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (37IEG)

40 Gonna watch DVR of latest Dr. Who for stress avoidance. Check the Horde later when more is known.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (6cpKd)

41

That dog is a Nazi Cis Hetero Tool of the Patriarchy!

Posted by: Democratic Marxist Antifaist at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (P3IRG)

42 Whatever happened to that "Meathead" guy who called the elections? Is he still in business?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (7ZQe3)

43 Willowed-
Tons of DACA voters voting in Texas????


https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1059928406735929346

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (hECVl)

44 24 That duck has an ass like jello on springs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (kQs4Y



Speaking of...


https://youtu.be/QSLJxu6rDQs

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (zRwJ/)

45 >>That duck has an ass like jello on springs.

Gotta be jello cause jam don't shake like dat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

46 Has trump conceded on behalf of all republicans yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (dNzKv)

47 Dems not showing up in Duval?


GOP only down 4500.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (MAstk)

48 40
Gonna watch DVR of latest Dr. Who for stress avoidance. Check the Horde later when more is known.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (6cpKd)
then skip the Rosa Parks saves the Universe episode.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (37IEG)

49 I saw that video last night at Imgur too. I saved it to my favs.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (xR+lz)

50 21 GOP +5,900 in Pinellas.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (MAstk)



No idea what that means but I'll take it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (NLLmE)

51 A mixed marriage

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (Z216Q)

52 are we panicking yet?

clutching pearls?

fainting?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (Dagiw)

53 Dana Perino hardest hit.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (GxycF)

54 They didn't show the part where the dog smacks the duck and makes it fall down the mountain so it has to climb up again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

55 I used to live in IN and I agree. Donnelly hanging on would portend bad things.

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Florida's looking good right now, and the Senate race there wasn't even on my radar a couple weeks back. I think it'll all shake out okay with the Senate, at least.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (2PXwn)

56 And nice stress deflection Ace. Fun vid. A dog duck.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (6cpKd)

57 Just voted. My polling place was busier than usual. The only time I've seen it more crowded was the First Elevation of the Clusterfuck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (hjaPQ)

58 Owl and Pussycat > Duck and Dog.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (/qEW2)

59 "My Bodyguard: Duck and Doggy edition"

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (IlV2p)

60 Well, that makes my life better. Standing here in line has been killing my feet.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (yc40R)

First? Standing in line? At the polls I presume?

A MAGA hat tip to you.

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (If3tB)

61 Is there a group of millennials on webcam somewhere we can watch as the returns come in?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (dNzKv)

62 I'm nervous.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2018 05:30 PM (7ZQe3)


I sure hope Walker holds on. I don't want to go back.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

63 I love beagles. They're loud, but worth it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (fqUgw)

64 Now to stuff the goose into a turkey.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (K3B2k)

65 53 Dana Perino hardest hit.
Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (GxycF)

......

Dana Purina.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (6cpKd)

66 Dogs are for the birds.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (NLLmE)

67 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 05:31 PM (fYi9j)

It's a BIG GOP state, plus Pence owns it.

And Trump killing it there. And Donnelly sucks.

No way should we lose IN.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (MAstk)

68


Speaking of...





https://youtu.be/QSLJxu6rDQs

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (zRwJ/)


Without looking, that's the WII Fit girl in action, isn't it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (HaL55)

69 45 >>That duck has an ass like jello on springs.
Gotta be jello cause jam don't shake like dat.


Word to your mutha!

Posted by: Goose Fvcker at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (P3IRG)

70

YEET!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (2I4LM)

71 52 are we panicking yet?

clutching pearls?

fainting?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (Dagiw)

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No, just sobbing a bit.

Posted by: Thetacuck Goldberg at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (IlV2p)

72 63 I love beagles. They're loud, but worth it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (fqUgw)


"Pfft."

- - LBJ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (/9p9e)

73 Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (NLLmE)

Dems have a 3k registration advantage there.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (MAstk)

74 Beagles are something else. I want one.
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Don't have close neighbors.

They have to bark. And by bark I mean bay, while nosing for squirrels. Long drawn out arrrrrrrrrhrrhrhhrooooooooooooghs.

Also they run away. Well, not to leave, but they get a smell, and they dig under the fence and they just go.

Posted by: simplemind at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (05r2T)

75 What wasn't show was the dog eating the goose.

Very bloody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (xkrE6)

76 Dems not showing up in Duval?





GOP only down 4500.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (MAstk)



ARRRGGHHH I'm going to have to walk away. Numbers with no context, name, location are going to drive me out of my mind.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (lwiT4)

77 Dems not showing up in Duval?


GOP only down 4500.



Time for a judge to order an emergency poll closing extension.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (knxnT)

78 I had an older rescue Beagle.He was epileptic but good for mulitple laughs every day.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (BXMxN)

79 Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (zRwJ/)
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When Santa's away...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (kQs4Y)

80 two comments.

Comment one : what a pleasant video. lovely
Comment two : what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (bUjCl)

81 Is there a group of millennials on webcam somewhere we can watch as the returns come in?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (dNzKv)


CNN?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (mS+Df)

82 34 Beagles are something else. I want one. Only thing is I owe it to the animal to be everything he/she thinks I am, not sure if I can be good human or not.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (4YsU2)

Beagles are great but a royal pain in the ass when they're young. They are super hyper and will chew the hell out of everything. If you don't get them trained well and exercise them a lot, you're in for a bad time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

83 I have got three basset hounds. Two are like brother and sister and can't stand to see us leaving the house. One is old and could give less of a shit aboit anything unless it is food.

Plus he has one ear removed, so his head is always cocked a little.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (yc40R)

84 Speaking of...





https://youtu.be/QSLJxu6rDQs

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (zRwJ/)

Without looking, that's the WII Fit girl in action, isn't it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (HaL55)



If only.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (zRwJ/)

85 IN closes in 30 min.

I don't see how we lose that seat.

If we do it's a bad night.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:29 PM (MAstk)
*************************
They close at 6:00 ET ?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (hECVl)

86 I kinda thought HA was a poll-troll a while back. I think xe(?) is a FL Decision Desk. Carry on, and apologies to HA if I ever insulted you.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (ty7RM)

87 61 Is there a group of millennials on webcam somewhere we can watch as the returns come in?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (dNzKv)
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Maybe go back and watch presidential election and pretend?

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (IlV2p)

88 Dems have a 3k registration advantage there.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM (MAstk)



Don't mind me. I'm a kibbitzer.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (NLLmE)

89 Jim Acosta is the only human more interested in election results than we are. He would love watching the GOP lose.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (Z216Q)

90 Willowed from the last thread, concerning the media:

They know they are biased, they just don't admit it. Big difference.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 05:15 PM (uEbPt)


My take on it is, they honestly don't believe there are two sides to be had here. "Bias" implies there are two or more viewpoints, each with some validity. The MSM (and others) deny that support for Trump has any validity to it at all. To them, saying "I voted for Trump" is like saying "I have inside knowledge that we're actually living on Jupiter right now, instead of Earth." It's so ridiculous it's not even worth engaging with. No one who supports democratic values could want Trump as president, therefore there's no need to worry about treating those people's views fairly.

It's the same thing in academia, believe me.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (2PXwn)

91 I named the duck "Garnish".

Posted by: BHO at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (VZ7+T)

92 ARRRGGHHH I'm going to have to walk away. Numbers with no context, name, location are going to drive me out of my mind.

....

Dems have 26k registration advantage.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (MAstk)

93 Welp, this is just hilariously sad-

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/11/06/it-

begins-reuters-pre-loss-spin-for-beto-orourke-is-

whatd-happen-if-puke-were-a-tweet-video

(remove extra spaces)

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (9X624)

94 I used to get enbarrassed walking my beagle because of the noises he made.LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (BXMxN)

95 Whatever happened to that "Meathead" guy who called the elections? Is he still in business?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (7ZQe3)

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first he got the big head...

then he went Leftard

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (Dagiw)

96 Duck is eating the fleas and ticks off the dog.

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

97 These bear cubs playing hide and seek are so cute I just can't even literally shaking. -Ace


Okay, who stole the real Ace? Or, is he taking Xanax.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (xR+lz)

98 Lady behind us had a goose that would chase and bite the shit out of you if you were in their yard getting a baseball or whatever. I was glad a dog or something tore the fvcker to pieces one night. The lady was crazier than the goose.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (K22Va)

99 I think a lot of chicken tendies will be hitting the floor tonight

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (VckGX)

100 They close at 6:00 ET ?



YUP and KY.


Watch KY-6.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (MAstk)

101 Unexpected results for Boone up 3400!



This is what I'm talking about. Golly moses.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (lwiT4)

102 80 two comments.

Comment one : what a pleasant video. lovely
Comment two : what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (bUjCl)



You don't do something like that on camera. duh.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (zRwJ/)

103 The funniest video is the one of Trump buttfuvking a cat that he thought was a duck!

Posted by: Lolcat at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (DVK3R)

104 71 52 are we panicking yet?

clutching pearls?

fainting?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (Dagiw)

.......

Biting talons. Hopeful.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (6cpKd)

105 This settles it. I've been trying to convince my wife to get a pet duck for years, and this video ought to do it!

We just came back from our biennial exercise in futility, voting here in Pasadena. After this we're switching our registration to our mountain redoubt in Red State California.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (xts9v)

106 Tons of DACA voters voting in Texas????
_______________

Not surprising. They violated immigration our laws and got rewarded for it, so why shouldn't they violate our voting laws as well?

North Carolina did an audit of its voter rolls a few years back, and found over a hundred DACA recipients had illegally registered to vote there. But it's no doubt just because they want to be good Americans, and everybody knows that good Americans vote illegally all the time!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (fqUgw)

107 There are 2 articles written for tomorrow.

1: Trump had this coming, now he will have to strike a new tone.

2: This was an unexpected victory for trump, but now he has to strike a new tone and work with Dems more than ever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 05:37 PM (dNzKv)

108 Medicare for all!

Posted by: Moe Freeschitt at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (pJgj9)

109 I am a big burly macho type guy and I love cute animal videos.Sue me.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

110 Deplorable Greg @OBgynFl
40s
Pinellas County Florida 62% Turnout R+6K!

RickOhio @RickOhioImBack
11s
Take it for what it is

I'm hearing

Good things for my

Home State #Ohio

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (+om3e)

111 They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Beto Blue
Beto Blue

Posted by: Robert O'Rourke at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Time for a judge to order an emergency poll closing extension.
============================
"IF YER IN LINE AT 9:00 P.M., IT COUNTS!!"
(It's the Hawaiian way)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (ty7RM)

113 Now to stuff the goose into a turkey.
Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (K3B2k)


I mean... OK, but you have to subscribe. And I'm just doing this to pay my tuition.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (mS+Df)

114 ARRRGGHHH I'm going to have to walk away. Numbers with no context, name, location are going to drive me out of my mind.




Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (lwiT4)


The vast majority of county voting posts today have been referring to Florida.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (tT986)

115 Dems have 26k registration advantage.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (MAstk)



Where? Alaska? Alabama? Adirondacks?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

116 Cute, but did the duck and beagle VOTE yet?

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (J9wxX)

117 so is ben shapiro's sister giving out fucks if the democrats take the house or if the republicans take the house?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (MTjB1)

118
DJIA 25,635.01 +173.31 (+0.68%)

Sadly

NKE 76.57 -0.96 (-1.24%)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (knxnT)

119 Deplorable Greg

I won't say it yet but if I were Dem right now I'd have an emesis basin by my side.



"If the Democrats lose the Florida Senate, that's going to be bad, really bad. If Nelson loses Florida and you are a Democrat, throw up and go to bed because the night is over." James Carville

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (+om3e)

120 Report from middle Rio grande valley Texas Big line to vote usually only 15 % turnout
Municipal vote too Beto signs only in vacant lots

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (cbTAb)

121 I turn away for 5-10 minutes and we have a new thread at >100 already.

Gonna be a late night.

Posted by: The Press at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (I2dne)

122 MARICOPA COUNTY

158,680 total in person


GOP + 20,000

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (MAstk)

123 Those bear cubs are adorable! Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (AllCR)

124 have 26k registration advantage.

Posted by: HA at N




retard dick slinger

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (MTjB1)

125 ... and when the photographer got a little too close to the cute cubs ... the momma mauled him to death ... but left the camera with these really cute pictures.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

126 I've switched over to an all-Steely-Dan soundtrack for tonight.

I'm starting with Countdown to Ecstasy.

Trying to be prophetic.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (953wK)

127 I'm gonna replay 2016. Ignore everything until about 2 AM before I go to sleep, then check. Of course, that was different bcz EC. Maybe I'll just wait until tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (xR+lz)

128 Willowed and past 100:

and Tua threw his first interception of this year...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:20 PM (knxnT)

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A friend of mine pointed out that the interception ended up being much worse for them than just batting it down and taking the touchback after a punt. I thought that was an interesting observation.

Got to hand it to them, though. They finally got his first interception in week ten, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (LX21o)

129 Comment one : what a pleasant video. lovely
Comment two : what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (bUjCl)


Comment three: there's an oven nearby

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (2I4LM)

130 Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?

I have a vague memory only.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (iSI0i)

131 NKE 76.57 -0.96 (-1.24%)



they win by losing

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (bUjCl)

132 Our polls close at 8:00 p.m. here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (kQs4Y)

133 Dogs are for the birds.



Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:34 PM

---

The wife's velcro dog has a bird body count of 22 and climbing. Pretty sure it is more than that but I only count the actual bodies that I have found in the yard.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (JUOKG)

134 The duck likely imprinted on the beagle when the duck was a duckling.
I've seen it happen.
To people, I mean, not dogs.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (w7KSn)

135 "so is ben shapiro's sister giving out fucks if the democrats take the house or if the republicans take the house?
Posted by: yankeefifth"


No. Free 30 second motorboating sessions.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

136 Cute, but did the duck and beagle VOTE yet?

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at November 06, 2018 05:39 PM (J9wxX)
++++++++++++
Don't give the Left any more ideas. "Animals are people, too - and they can vote by proxy. Our people will be the proxies because they have the animals' best interests at heart."

Posted by: The Press at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (I2dne)

137 116 Cute, but did the duck and beagle VOTE yet?

Yes, but their votes canceled each other out.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (xts9v)

138 Getting ready to make home made pizzas to be ready around 8 when the fun will start.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (YuQLm)

139 Can't verify the huge GOP FL numbers I just saw so won't post it here.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (MAstk)

140 *once more, with gusto

DECISION DESK IS A THING OF THE PAST

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (bUjCl)

141 130 Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?

I have a vague memory only.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (iSI0i)

Still around: https://decisiondeskhq.com/

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

142 Posted by: Lolcat
O hai BSG i didn't notice it was you. (...) You're my favorite customer.

-Lady from The Room

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (HtLSE)

143 "Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?

I have a vague memory only.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug"


I believe they are affiliated with Buzzfeed now.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (OD2ni)

144 Down with team jackass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (pnLx6)

145

Ever had a Beaggoosen? Very tasty! Pro Tip: Stuff the goose with used condoms from The Glory Hole bath house... adds a sour salty tang!

Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (6K7U0)

146 Hey! FenelonSpoke! Didn't see you earlier.

*whispers*
I said "this is for Fen" when I marked the ballot for James. Don't tell anybody.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (mS+Df)

147 HA= Hot Ace??
Nah, never mind.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (ty7RM)

148 The duck likely imprinted on the beagle when the duck was a duckling.
I've seen it happen.
To people, I mean, not dogs.
Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (w7KSn)


Dog seemed perfectly cool with the situation.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (953wK)

149 120 . . . Beto signs only in vacant lots
Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot
___________

Where no doubt a significant number of his voters list as their residence addresses.

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (9vQJW)

150 Oh, I get it. You can only be "cute" if you're warmblooded, like a bird or mammal. You know what I say?

#CrushTheHomeothermarchy!

Posted by: Eva Tiamat Medusa at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (/qEW2)

151 ARRRGGHHH I'm going to have to walk away. Numbers with no context, name, location are going to drive me out of my mind.

....

Dems have 26k registration advantage.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (MAstk)

-------------

I believe what Grammie is asking for is more information per post. Like is it a County you're referring to, the reason current results are good or bad news, etc.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (I16G8)

152 The huge turnout has me spooked. I should unplug from everything, but I just can't.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (q177U)

153 Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

Duval County FL

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (MAstk)

154 ARRRGGHHH I'm going to have to walk away. Numbers with no context, name, location are going to drive me out of my mind.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:35 PM (lwiT4)
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235,000

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (Dagiw)

155 Yeah, if you're going to post about how certain counties are voting, at least include the state and if you're generous, a general location within that state and which way it leans. Not everyone will know what you're talking about otherwise.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (tT986)

156 OH MY GOSH!!!

Ace, thank you for that video. That is probably the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time. And very needed.


Posted by: moki at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (mFoNl)

157 Schulz rolled over in his grave when Woodstock identified as a duck.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (Z9C5C)

158 Decision Desk is no longer of the Horde Body.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (953wK)

159 decision desk is the only thing that takes a dick better than ben shapiros sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

160 139 Can't verify the huge GOP FL numbers I just saw so won't post it here.
---
Just cast it as provisional, then.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (hjaPQ)

161 74 Beagles are something else. I want one.
=======
Don't have close neighbors.

They have to bark. And by bark I mean bay, while nosing for squirrels. Long drawn out arrrrrrrrrhrrhrhhrooooooooooooghs.

Also they run away. Well, not to leave, but they get a smell, and they dig under the fence and they just go.
---------

Yep, I've heard that/ read that from a few people. I still want one. I'm a softie when it comes to critters I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (4YsU2)

162 150 The video I linked actually has some cold blooded animalsin it...

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (BXMxN)

163 Wish I could sleep; it's going to be a long night.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (Lm4bP)

164 just in 34% of 200,000 reporting a 10 point switch advantage as polls close

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (7J5t2)

165 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken
nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken
nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I
slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what
to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock
from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the
fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking
breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a
future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken
country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed
to be like this, what about the polls???? This is
so fucked.

Posted by: CNN Tonight at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (VckGX)

166 Yeah...I've had bear cubs drop down out of a tree. Problem was, mama came charging out of the bush between them and me. At night.

Sometimes, retreat is the best tactic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (w54mS)

167 I've switched over to an all-Steely-Dan soundtrack for tonight.



I'm starting with Countdown to Ecstasy.


Good idea. One of those bands with enough going on that I never get sick of their tunes.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (K22Va)

168 I've had a pet beagle and a pet duck. I'm sitting here squealing right now.

Thanks, ace!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

169 122 MARICOPA COUNTY

158,680 total in person


GOP + 20,000
____________

That's AZ (Maricopa is where Phoenix is located) for those who don't know.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (fqUgw)

170 " what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?"

well trained ... no messes on the carpet ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (Cus5s)

171 Dems have 26k registration advantage.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:36 PM (MAstk)



Where? Alaska? Alabama? Adirondacks?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 05:38 PM

Aleppo? Hey, I know where it is now! I drove through there last week!

Posted by: Gary Johnson at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (2NqXo)

172 The huge turnout has me spooked. I should unplug from everything, but I just can't.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (q177U)


I'm so calm for some reason.

There is no way there is a blue wave. That is for sure.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (2I4LM)

173 I'm just here to see who will blow out the margins 1st tonight

Or will we get a red wall of link?

Maybe italicans will show up and take over?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (TN1P5)

174 Which is the better soundtrack for the tears of the many when the blue wave blue waven'ts?

The Gary Jules Mad World, Simple Plan, Adagio for Strings...?

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (HtLSE)

175 Posted by: CNN Tonight at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (VckGX)

Dear Diary?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (953wK)

176 1.7 million

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (knxnT)

177 *whispers*
I said "this is for Fen" when I marked the ballot for James. Don't tell anybody.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (mS+Df)


Thanks; I hope he wins. He seems like a really great fellow!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (AllCR)

178 Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (q177U)

179 Well, I'm about ready to break into grannie's rheumatism medicine.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (87EdW)

180 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken
nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken
nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I
slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what
to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock
from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the
fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking
breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a
future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken
country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed
to be like this, what about the polls???? This is
so fucked.

Posted by: CNN Tonight
=========
Juice box?

Posted by: simplemind at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (el06B)

181 My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken
nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken
nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I
slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what
to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock
from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the
fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking
breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a
future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken
country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed
to be like this, what about the polls???? This is
so fucked.
Posted by: CNN Tonight at N




well, first things firs, which of you takes a dick better than ben shapiro's sister?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)

182 Well, I think I pissed off a millennial in my office; he kept babbling on about democracy winning and I told him we live in a constitutional republic and if he wanted to experience a democracy, move to Great Britain. And he actually snapped 'what's the difference'. Good Lord.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

183 There is even a video series on Youtube that makes spiders seem cute.Lucas the Spider.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

184 867-5309

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

185 I'm just here to see who will blow out the margins 1st tonight

Or will we get a red wall of link?

Maybe italicans will show up and take over?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (TN1P5)

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I'm going to copy - paste the whole thread. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (LX21o)

186 I wish I could post some video I shot in Botswana of tiny, toddler lion cubs playing in a tree. OMG. So cute, especially when they did their baby growls at us and ran back to their mom.


Baby animals are just what I needed tonight. That, and vodka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

187 1.7 million



1.8 million ! GOING ONCE...GOING TWICE.....

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (bUjCl)

188 i wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

189 One of my beagles looks exactly like that, except he's a little older (11 next month) and getting a little gray.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (QBy2Q)

190 Just cast it as provisional, then.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (hjaPQ)


Ok, unverified.
.....
but here are the turnout numbers for all of Florida, as of 2:15 pm:

R: 44.3%
D: 33.0%
I: 22.7%

Compare to 2016:
R: 39.5%
D: 34.2%
I: 26.3%

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (MAstk)

191 235,000

Posted by: redc1c4

666

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (w54mS)

192 Man, nearly every proposition on my ballot is so Orwellian in naming you can almost assume that voting against it will get you what it's called.

There's nothing they won't lie about. And they is everyone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (0Ly46)

193 2 million.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (pnLx6)

194 I'm just trying to be Zen about the whole thing. It's gonna suck if the Dems take back the House, but in the long run, all it probably means is the shooting war gets moved up a few years. If they don't, then it doesn't.

Okay, maybe that's not "Zen" exactly, but still.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (2PXwn)

195 Yep, I've heard that/ read that from a few people. I still want one. I'm a softie when it comes to critters I think.
______________

They're worth the trouble. But if you get one who's a puppy, be prepared to spend a lot of time with it, and train it well.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (fqUgw)

196 i wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.
Posted by: ace


dog butchers duck. the end.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (bUjCl)

197 235,000

Posted by: redc1c4

666
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

1024

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (w54mS)

198 Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here.


Scott winning will be a Republican Senate pickup. And with his post hurricane good will, he has a great chance to unseat the Mummy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (knxnT)

199 I'm going to copy - paste the whole thread. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (LX21o)


Score to beat is three in one thread by logprof.

Godspeed.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (mS+Df)

200 Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here.



Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (q177U)


There have been a few posters who all day long have been posting voting stats from various counties in FL. So it's not necessarily everyone being obsessed, just some wanting to share what they know.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (tT986)

201 2 million.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (pnLx6)


Wow. Didn't expect that.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (953wK)

202
867-5309
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM

Ben Shapiro's sister sure gets around.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (dKiJG)

203 Currently owned by our 3rd beagle. No baying from this one, she barely barks. Super friendly but very stubborn. Nose always to the ground looking for scent. But has the same anal gland control of every other one before. Basically no gland control.
Still love her.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (N3JsI)

204 Hinterland Who's Who: Spiders on Drugs -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BwrY7IVV5U

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (kQs4Y)

205 Lee County

Election Day:
R: 30,709
D: 17,169

Overall:
R: 141,599
D: 77,476

Total overall turnout: 63.5%

Party overall turnout:
R: 74%
D: 63.9%

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (+om3e)

206

I'm going to copy - paste the whole thread. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.
====
Yeah, but we gotta be over 500 comments to really stick that landing

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (TN1P5)

207 BREAKING NEWS : Exit Poll Texas Has Cruz With 100% Of The Vote In My Voting Booth.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (P1AAi)

208

The Dems seem more scared then we do.

WashPost's Capehart: If You Vote GOP, You're 'Okay' With 'Racism'

NY Times 'Faces of Change' Applies Only to Democratic Faces

Behar Sneers at Women for Trump: 'Don't Know' He's a 'Predator'

Scarborough: Hard for Me Not to Judge Friends Who Vote Republican

NYT Sees Racists, Nazis, Conspiracy Theories in the 'Trump Bubble'


newsbusters.org headlines

We are pretty lowly people, it sounds like.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (2I4LM)

209 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken

nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken

nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I

slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what

to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock

from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the

fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking

breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a

future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken

country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed

to be like this, what about the polls???? This is

so fucked.



Posted by: CNN Tonight


Obviously excerpted from Don Lemon's diary. But chicken nuggets? Seriously?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

210 The dead have turned out in RECORD number in Miami-Dade, surpassing even 2008 turnout.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (fYi9j)

211 Big turnout in Cuyahoga County, which is probably not good for Ohio Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (Z216Q)

212
what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?"

He led the duck outside to a more secluded spot.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (TAmPV)

213 steve bannon vs. david frum on Cspan2 right now. Bannon gave a reasoned opening. Frum smeared trump and his supporters.

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (11H2y)

214 Michael Van Sickler @mikevansickler
29m
At 5:15 p.m., it appears GOP is enjoying strong Election Day turnout in Tampa Bay. It now has a 22,151 vote edge over Democrats.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (+om3e)

215 "Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here."


I think it fairly typical for anyone that follows politics closely since the 2000 recount.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (OD2ni)

216 i wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.
Posted by: ace

====

Basically the plot to the song The Way by Fastball

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (7J5t2)

217 BREAKING NEWS : Exit Poll Texas Has Cruz With 100% Of The Vote In My Voting Booth.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (P1AAi)


RUSSIAN!!!!

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (953wK)

218 Score to beat is three in one thread by logprof.

Godspeed.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:46 PM (mS+Df)

---

I sort of like the idea of copy-pasting the copy-pasted copy-pasting. That's very it's-Horde-all-the-way-down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (LX21o)

219 "Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here."

Florida and Indiana are seen as harbingers of how the Senate will break

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (N83b4)

220 wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.
Posted by: ace


dog butchers duck. the end.
Posted by: runner at




dogs are loyal, would never happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (MTjB1)

221 Hey T, IIRC you went to a Trump rally--how was it? If you already posted that on an earlier thread just tell me where to find it.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (9WuX0)

222 If Darryl had only had a longbow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (pnLx6)

223 Gonna watch DVR of latest Dr. Who for stress avoidance. Check the Horde later when more is known.
Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (6cpKd)

You mean an older Dr. Who show correct? The newer one is only good for increasing stress.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (J70i0)

224
Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
19s
We're gonna win.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (+om3e)

225 what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?"

He led the duck outside to a more secluded spot.

===

I thought hunting dogs are bred to bite so as to not bruise a lying animal...not a living animal. That's a different type of dog.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (7J5t2)

226 143 "Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?

I have a vague memory only.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug"


I believe they are affiliated with Buzzfeed now.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 06, 2018 05:41 PM (OD2ni)



I imagine most of the community features Jeff B. being a completely insufferable dickbag on all things.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (zRwJ/)

227 I saw the dog and the goose vid this last weekend. Very cute. They look like best buds and the goose was telling the dog that it wanted to go out and play.

The baby bears were adorable.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (jm1YL)

228 Man, nearly every proposition on my ballot is so Orwellian in naming you can almost assume that voting against it will get you what it's called.

There's nothing they won't lie about. And they is everyone.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (0Ly46)


So you're in Cali too.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (T71PA)

229 bannon drawing a comparison between the loss of jobs in the midwest and the rise of opoid dependency.

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (11H2y)

230 Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (MAstk)

---
and they are all voting in protest of Trump, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (Dagiw)

231 A buck tree eighty.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (K22Va)

232 I voted at 9am here in Duval County. Steady stream of people coming in more than 2016.

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (88xKn)

233 Stop by old thread, 72 comments to go

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 05:49 PM (T4oHT)

234 Man, nearly every proposition on my ballot is so
Orwellian in naming you can almost assume that voting against it will
get you what it's called.



There's nothing they won't lie about. And they is everyone.



Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM

---

They pulled that $hit on us when we lived in CT. Our Town betters wanted a new Police Station but it got voted down twice in four years.


Some lawyer made a motion in a Town Council meeting that he did not want a new Police Station and it got seconded and put on the ballot just like that......voting no meant you got a new Police Station, if you voted yes it meant you did not want a new Police Station.....

We got a brand spanking new $11,000,000 Police Station for 17 Cops.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (JUOKG)

235 Florida is this year's jackpot state. The party that wins the Governor's seat gets a bonus senate seat and 4 bonus House seats.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (7J5t2)

236 was flipping through the channels earlier, cspan2 was showing the khashoggi memorial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

237 In 9 minutes, I start drinking. I refuse to start before the polls close. But I'll make up for it!

Posted by: strawdog at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (Cssks)

238 He led the duck outside to a more secluded spot.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (TAmPV)


now you're talking. good dog !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (bUjCl)

239 I'm going to copy - paste the whole thread. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.

Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (LX21o)

..........

So easy to do on mini crapple pads. So far so good.

Came very close once.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (6cpKd)

240 My warhammer is 40K.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (DwORW)

241

42

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (HaL55)

242 I am most pissed about Prop 7. They promise to get rid of the "time change". Sounds good, right? They don't tell you they'll do it by making DST YEAR ROUND! Seriously, who wants that?! What commie fucker likes that idea?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (0Ly46)

243 42

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (GaIMc)

244 Yeah it's all fun and games until one rapes you.

Posted by: Leonards DiCrappio at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

245 dogs are loyal


But an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent

Posted by: Horton at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (knxnT)

246 In my Happy Place, I'm picturing Stacey Abrams devouring a tub of KFC, a tub of Resist, and washing it down with a bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

247 I'm going to copy - paste the whole thread. That's what the cool kids are doing these days.

Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (LX21o)

..........

So easy to do on mini crapple pads. So far so good.

Came very close once.
Posted by: Smaug


Did it on a cell phone once.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (f/ass)

248 Well, now that Decision Desk is a thing of the past I guess it's safe to shit talk about it. I did exit polling for DD in New Hampshire in '16.

It was mostly a shitshow. Not well organized at all. As far as I could tell the $3K or so donated by the Horde was not spent. I think all the flights and hotel rooms were comped by someone in the industry and after that there was pizza. OK, $50 for pizza.

We were given Kindle Fires to take results and they froze, which was probably better because then we resorted to paper which actually worked.

Now, we got responses from voters in the bitter cold all day and then went to the announcements at the polling places. The exit polling was embargoed until the polls closed and the official polling station results were out about 45 minutes later, so I don't think the standing around in the cold part was useful.

Some upsides: got to meet a couple of Hordelings.

Loved phoning in the results: "Female, 25-40, Bernie"; "Male, 18-25, Bernie"; "Female, 55-70, Bernie".

I wished Hillary had been listening in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (fuK7c)

249 209 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken

nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken

nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I

slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what

to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock

from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the

fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking

breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a

future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken

country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed

to be like this, what about the polls???? This is

so fucked.



Posted by: CNN Tonight

Obviously excerpted from Don Lemon's diary. But chicken nuggets? Seriously?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

That person's future is a helicopter ride.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (4ErVI)

250 Big turnout in Cuyahoga County, which is probably not good for Ohio Republicans.
=====

One of those was me!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (//voU)

251 FL GOP - DeSantis is on Hannity pleading for votes from the Panhandle, which closes at 8PM.

Rest of state seems to have pleased him. Who knows. I just dont want Gillum!!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (fYi9j)

252 BREAKING NEWS : Exit Poll Texas Has Cruz With 100% Of The Vote In My Voting Booth.
Posted by: Dr Spank


Yeah ... but eventually you have to let somebody else use it.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Understanding & Sympathetic Critic ... at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (AoK0a)

253 breitbart says GOP has nationwide 1% lead. So...suck my House popular vote dick.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (7J5t2)

254 I always wondered what happened to Disco Duck. Nice to see he's alive and well. They are probably off to listen to some Bee Gees.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (xR+lz)

255 I still miss Jim Varney.

Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (RuIsu)

256 Florida is this year's jackpot state. The party that wins the Governor's seat gets a bonus senate seat and 4 bonus House seats.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (7J5t2)



and an ambassador to be named later.

Posted by: Horton at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (knxnT)

257 235 Florida is this year's jackpot state. The party that wins the Governor's seat gets a bonus senate seat and 4 bonus House seats.
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (7J5t2)



So it's Mario Party rules.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (zRwJ/)

258 Yeah, cell phones are deceptively simple when it comes time to copy-paste everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (LX21o)

259 Yep, I've heard that/ read that from a few people. I still want one. I'm a softie when it comes to critters I think.

we had beagles when I was a kid, very bizarre dogs. One of them ate through our wooden fence.

A buddy of mine found one recently with it's leash all wrapped around a rose bush. He brought it over and asked we'd keep it because they had a dog and two cats. I was taken back to my childhood with the insane braying those dogs do. Wild as a feral hog. I figured somebody tied the damn dog to that rose bush.

They will eat everything you put in front of them. They will defy you at every turn. They demand high energy playing. Proceed with caution or get a lab.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (QMG5F)

260 >>Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here.

I can't speak for anyone else but Trump has done a pretty fantastic job nationalizing this election and making it largely about his agenda. Florida is a pretty good bellwether in a national election do I'm Florida curious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

261 what kind of a mess of a hunting dog is that that it does not grab the duck by the neck ?"

He led the duck outside to a more secluded spot.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 05:47 PM (TAmPV)

Beagles in these parts are more rabbit hunting dogs.

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (If3tB)

262 wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.

Posted by: ace
..........

They're off to find that godamm cat.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)

263 221 Hey T, IIRC you went to a Trump rally--how was it? If you already posted that on an earlier thread just tell me where to find it.
Posted by: Secret Square at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (9WuX0)


Pretty good, actually. Here in Columbia, MO, which is the bluest part of the state outside STL and KC, but surrounded by lots of red counties. I was in the overflow section and I'm guessing there were ~3,000 there, with another 7,500 in the main section in the airport hangar. Trump came to talk to our group right after getting off the plane, and I was within maybe 20 yards of him. Very cool.

Only bad part was that they hadn't worked out parking arrangements until the day before, and getting to and from the event was a nightmare--some were waiting up to two hours after it ended. But everyone was in good spirits and happy to be there, so yay.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (2PXwn)

264 Lifelong Hoosier here- Donnelly is history.

Posted by: Cooldawg at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (FKpCu)

265 And he actually snapped 'what's the difference'. Good Lord.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:44 PM (a0IVu)


I hope you explained kindly. This is part of the problem. Education has been replaced by brainwashing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (2I4LM)

266 Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?



I have a vague memory only.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (iSI0i)


The Meatball sold out to BuzzFeed.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (OMsf+)

267 BTW, I'm as nervous as a cat. Smarmy Dems handing out voter guides at my polling place all of them over 65 years of age. Old fools. Oh well. I live in nice little suburb but it's liberal as hell.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (jm1YL)

268 In 9 minutes, I start drinking. I refuse to start before the polls close. But I'll make up for it!
Posted by: strawdog
---------

*?*

Polls here, NC, do not close for an hour and a half.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (2qPhT)

269 I know Anthony Cumia's CompoundMedia is do a live results show, his Trump Election Night coverage was funny as hell.

Nick Depalo is doing a streaming of the results, he's conservative and was for Ted Cruz in the primaries. He was punched in the face after a show because he's for Trump.

I don't know Louder Crowder is doing anything, like last time.

I try to support funny conservative shows or UN PC like CompoundMedia with my money.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (dKiJG)

270 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (knxnT)

271 Did it on a cell phone once.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (f/ass)


Against all odds, I've never done it on a phone. Once on a laptop, but I have no idea how. I still maintain someone hacked my AoSHQ account.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (mS+Df)

272 "They're worth the trouble. But if you get one who's a puppy, be prepared to spend a lot of time with it, and train it well.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer "

Truer words have never been spoken.

I'd say they apply to all breeds, but there's some stand-outs - beagles, corgis, and Jack Russels...you all probably have your own list, but that's my particular one.

Posted by: Dianna at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (DV/Ik)

273 "Why is everyone obsessing over Florida. Noob question here."

-
Since at least 2000, Florida has been something of a bellwether.

Posted by: Robert O'Rourke at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)

274 Trish thinks the GOP keeps the House!

Of course, I agree with everything she says. So this.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (Z216Q)

275 They're off to find that godamm cat.
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)

*clap

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (If3tB)

276 For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (MuTTO)

277 I hope you explained kindly. This is part of the problem. Education has been replaced by brainwashing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (2I4LM)

I did. And then I gave him some chocolate - I always have a stash in my office.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

278 This just in, Trump may be the modern day equivalent to that Emperor Hitler of Japan. Big if true.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (7J5t2)

279 I understand why a beagle, why a refrigerator, why a window. But why a duck?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (59GGI)

280 I'm as nervous as a cat. Smarmy Dems handing out voter guides at my polling place all of them over 65 years of age. Old fools. Oh well. I live in nice little suburb but it's liberal as hell.
Posted by: Tuna
--------
Yep. Two older ladies at my polling place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (2qPhT)

281 wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.

Posted by: ace


Food bowls off camera I would guess.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (2I4LM)

282 1-2-3-4-5

Great. Now I have to change the combination on my luggage.

Posted by: President Scroob at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (VZ7+T)

283 OK anything up? Any Hints?
Just got home...cleaned 3 kitty litters

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (Fh8wK)

284 So you're in Cali too.
==================
Huh, I thought it was MO for sure.
"Clean Missouri" straight the f^*k out of a Soros' (group) think tank.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (ty7RM)

285 >>Trish thinks the GOP keeps the House!


Trish Regan Victory Tits?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (G3+Pf)

286 I just dont want Gillum!!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (fYi9j)


Then the ring is never going to be destroyed.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (0GJk6)

287 Oh, those kids and their difficulty with voting:

https://twitter.com/noahcent/status/1059703647351726080


(oh, an actor, too)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (W+vEI)

288 In my Happy Place, I'm picturing Stacey Abrams devouring a tub of KFC, a tub of Resist, and washing it down with a bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)


Or as my friends and family in SE Missouri call it, Wednesday night.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (2PXwn)

289 Bander, was that just you standing outside the polling station asking random folks who they voted for? Do you think anybody lied?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (kQs4Y)

290 Man, nearly every proposition on my ballot is so Orwellian in naming
you can almost assume that voting against it will get you what it's
called.



There's nothing they won't lie about. And they is everyone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 06, 2018 05:45 PM (0Ly46)
---
the Propositions were easy:
1-4 Bond issues, so No
5: makes it easier to keep your Property taxes lower Yes
6 Gas Tax repeal Yes
7. DST via Sacto No. never give those fuckers any more power
8 Dialysis payments Supported by SEIU so No.
10 Statewide rent control AYFKM? Hell No
11. eliminates stupid law telling EMTs they couldn't respond to calls while on break Yes
12 Condos for cows Hell no! drive up the cost of meat and dairy, just like they did eggs

not hard at all

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (Dagiw)

291 266 Is the Decision Desk a thing of the past? Was there some sort of falling out involved?



I have a vague memory only.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 05:40 PM (iSI0i)

The Meatball sold out to BuzzFeed.
Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (OMsf+)

A job is a job. I am not gonna hold a grudge to man to get paid.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (dKiJG)

292 They're off to find that godamm cat.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)



Was that the movie with Dean Jones and Hayley Mills?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (SiINZ)

293 The Meatball sold out to BuzzFeed.
Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (OMsf+)

And sold out to #nevertrump

The economy is good for him and he is still #nevertrump.

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (If3tB)

294 284 So you're in Cali too.
==================
Huh, I thought it was MO for sure.
"Clean Missouri" straight the f^*k out of a Soros' (group) think tank.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (ty7RM)

Can't wait till the polls close in CA to drink..will pick a midwest state as my starting point.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

295 Did Trish buy chocolate pudding?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (88xKn)

296 fear and loathing outside Sesame Street
twitter.com/Mothpete/status/1059749663073431553

... when the 'cookies' started to kick in

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (ykYG2)

297 Against all odds, I've never done it on a phone. Once on a laptop, but I have no idea how. I still maintain someone hacked my AoSHQ account.
Posted by: hogmartin


Easy to do on a phone. Since you are touching a screen, a slight twitch, and voila! You've grabbed everything. If you are trying to comment before the red light turns green, you don't pay so close attention.

Boom.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (f/ass)

298 I'm Florida curious.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM

That never ends well.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (GaIMc)

299 I did. And then I gave him some chocolate - I always have a stash in my office.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)


Oh nice, Pavlov.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (2I4LM)

300 Gutfeld just showed cute lil' otters being hand fed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

301 Basset hounds' poops are how I imagine dinosaurs' poops to be. It's like some kind of wormhole exists inside of them that channels poop from another dimension.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

302 Yeah, I'd rather those stupid pot amendments pass than the "Clean Missouri" thing.

I don't think it can do quite as much damage here as in, say, PA, but if our districts get purple-fied by some committee, I will be pissed.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (2PXwn)

303 ''In 9 minutes, I start drinking. I refuse to start before the polls close. But I'll make up for it! ''

I've already got a double Manhattan. Was going to go to the community rec. center for exercise but couldn't bring myself to do it as I knew all the big screens would be tuned to CNN.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

304 Welp, Juan sez it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

305 Trish thinks the GOP keeps the House!

Trish Regan Victory Tits?
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (G3+Pf)


Trish Regan is intelligent as hell. When interviewing lefties she never lets them change the subject. She's also very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (T71PA)

306 I'm Florida curious.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)



Does that mean you only fantasize about getting naked in the middle of the street and yelling at random people?

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (zRwJ/)

307 158 Decision Desk is no longer of the Horde Body.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:42 PM (953wK)



Purge the plaid.

KAG.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

308 I understand why a beagle, why a refrigerator, why a window. But why a duck?
Posted by: Eeyore
-----------

I can explain this.

Posted by: Albert Camus at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (HTHlp)

309 a minute or so

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

310 Nick Depalo is doing a streaming of the results, he's conservative and was for Ted Cruz in the primaries. He was punched in the face after a show because he's for Trump.
---
This makes me think of Nick diPaolo's story about how he was chatting up a lovely lady and was about to ask her to go back to his place, but he felt an epic dump coming on. "Cock-blocked by a calzone!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)

311 Did Trish buy chocolate pudding?
Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (88xKn)


Hmm . . .

::visualizes what Trish would dip in the pudding::

Hmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (953wK)

312 Who is this 'Decision Duck' of which people speak?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (HTHlp)

313 Just got back from voting at my polling place in Los Angeles County. I don't generally vote in the afternoon (since I'm usually working...), but the number of voters present didn't seem unusual.

One sign of the arrogance of the Dems here in California - each candidate is given the opportunity to submit a statement for the voter information packet that the State of California distributes to each voter. Gavin Newsome, running for the most important office in the state, didn't bother to submit a statement.

I *really* hope that smug jerk loses. I know it's pretty much a pipe dream. But I *really* hope he faceplants hard.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (LaTaD)

314 ''In 9 minutes, I start drinking. I refuse to start before the polls close. But I'll make up for it! ''

I've already got a double Manhattan. Was going to go to the community rec. center for exercise but couldn't bring myself to do it as I knew all the big screens would be tuned to CNN.
Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

SIX behind. I'm setting up for a nap.

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (If3tB)

315 More baby animals to distract us from our anxiety.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (jm1YL)

316 So, how is this going?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (FhtF7)

317 Does that mean you only fantasize about getting naked in the middle of the street and yelling at random people?


I thought that was a West Coast thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (knxnT)

318 makes me think of Nick diPaolo's story about how he was chatting up a lovely lady and was about to ask her to go back to his place, but he felt an epic dump coming on. "Cock-blocked by a calzone!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at N



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

319
These bear cubs playing hide and seek are so cute


**********

Alopecia - a limerick

His siblings hide in their shrub in pairs
As the bald baby bear cub prepares
But poor Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn't so fuzzy, was he?
He should go join the Hair Club for bears

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (m45I2)

320 You people are en fuego.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

321 Gutfeld just showed cute lil' otters being hand fed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Water sausages.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (f/ass)

322 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
1m
Am hearing Trump is at or over 50% approval in exits of battleground states.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (+om3e)

323 If you are trying to comment before the red light turns green, you don't pay so close attention.

Boom.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM (f/ass)


Just lol if you give a wet fart in a hurricane about what traffic is doing around you while you're posting on the HQ. Let 'em honk.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (mS+Df)

324 Downstairs thread ain't gonna make 1,000.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (953wK)

325 Bander, was that just you standing outside the polling station asking random folks who they voted for? Do you think anybody lied?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



We were in pairs. I think working with a girl helped get responses.

Our results tracked the actual results with extraordinary accuracy.

The girl and I were both on Team Cruz by that point in the cycle but Trump steamrollered all the Rs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c)

326 When I first read the poster I read Boofa Deez.. Gosh, my mind is that of a moron.. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, Not as mean, Still a Marine at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (+ldAm)

327 Lee county Florida is a conservative strong hold on the southwest Florida coast county seat is Fort Myers

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (4J/TP)

328 >>>312 Who is this 'Decision Duck' of which people speak?


well now I *want* a Decision Duck that quacks when a call comes in!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (PbpT7)

329 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
9s
"Republicans keep the House and grow their majority in the Senate. 100% guaranteed." -- Bill Mitchell -- We are 100% in agreement! Join Campaign Corner's Election Night Coverage!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (+om3e)

330 I'm Florida curious.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 05:52 PM
----------
That never ends well.
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 06, 2018 05:55 PM
~~~~~

DeSantis was just on Hannity and was very optimistic about FL. Said R turnout was approaching presidential election levels. He was very upbeat. FWIW

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (NtglE)

331 "I still miss Jim Varney.Posted by: klaftern

where did he go?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (Cus5s)

332 Can't wait till the polls close in CA to drink..will pick a midwest state as my starting point.
======================
Weapons free on my mark...3, 2, 1, CDT!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (ty7RM)

333 Polls are closed in Indiana and Kentucky

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (N83b4)

334 Think I'll play some Angry Birds.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (jm1YL)

335 If I come back as an animal I want to be something with thumbs.


They're so useful.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (NLLmE)

336 310 Which reminds me of the Seinfeld where George had to leave DURING for the same reason...

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (BXMxN)

337 David Frum's entire argument: Orange Man Bad. Orange Man's Ideas Bad.

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (11H2y)

338 328 >>>312 Who is this 'Decision Duck' of which people speak?


well now I *want* a Decision Duck that quacks when a call comes in!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (PbpT7)

You probably could get Gilbert Gottfried for cheap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (FhtF7)

339 Trish Regan Victory Tits?
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 05:54 PM (G3+Pf)

Ohhh, Yeahhh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (M+Lyo)

340 I am soaking up the time before the Ass Blasting Of Colorado by doing laundry, and then maybe going to see Bohemian Rhapsody.

Can't worry about elections before the returns come in.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (ykYG2)

341 Can't wait till the polls close in CA to drink..will pick a midwest state as my starting point.
======================
Weapons free on my mark...3, 2, 1, CDT!!!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin,


It's 11:02 pm in London.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (f/ass)

342 I find Trish rather fetching

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (M+Lyo)

343 They will eat everything you put in front of them. They will defy you at every turn. They demand high energy playing. Proceed with caution or get a lab.
Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 05:51 PM (QMG5F)

A lab? The closest dog breed to a goat. Daughter's lab figured out how to open it's heartworm medicine by using a claw to open the wrapper and pop it out by stepping on it. Ate half a year in one setting. Don't know how many socks it has eaten. The get bored and look for trouble.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (J70i0)

344 324 Downstairs thread ain't gonna make 1,000.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (953wK)



Forget it filbert. It's Old Thread Town.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:00 PM (NLLmE)

345 We need indiana.

Very important

Posted by: Ha at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (upKc/)

346 FYI, if your BP is too low, turn on CSpan right now. It'll be right up there in a hurry.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (tT986)

347 If I come back as an animal I want to be something with thumbs.


They're so useful.
Posted by: eleven



Trash panda.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (f/ass)

348 Pennsylvania doesn't close until 8pm, my usual bedtime, might wait to see if they call it by then or is it going to be to close to call.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (T4oHT)

349 Trish rather fetching
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at N



bone or slippers?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)

350 over at Breitbart

Early Voting Tallies: 38 Million Total, GOP Lead Democrats by 1% Nationwide

Early Republican voters are wiping the floor with Democrats in a number of states that will be key in Tuesday's midterm election.

Democrats are over-performing in one vital state, and other important states are tighter than tight.

As a general rule, Democrats beat the GOP in early voting and Republicans usually turn out in larger numbers for same-day voting. That makes the following numbers counter-intuitive, but this does not necessarily mean, as I will explain below, that there is a red wave crushing a blue wave.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (2I4LM)

351 Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (m45I2)

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LOL'ing

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (Z216Q)

352 Polls are closed in Indiana and Kentucky

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nah so fast, cracka-Judge Honawonalulololamentakuppataki

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM (7J5t2)

353 "Cock-blocked by a calzone!"
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y'all are going to have to drag me out of this place horizontally, at room temp.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (ty7RM)

354 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

355 It's time for Bushmills.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (Z216Q)

356 We gotta keep all that corn somewhere.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (pnLx6)

357 So sweet I got a toothache.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

358 Crap.

Boone County Clerk (aka Columbia, aka Mizzou) estimates 75-80% turnout, significantly higher than in 2016.

The areas outside Columbia are pretty red, though, so it may not be all bad.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (2PXwn)

359 Gonna watch DVR of latest Dr. Who for stress avoidance. Check the Horde later when more is known.
Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (6cpKd)

You mean an older Dr. Who show correct? The newer one is only good for increasing stress.
Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 05:48 PM (J70i0)


There is only one Doctor who can reduce stress: Tom Baker. That was 80% of his entire schtick. He would constantly deflate tense, life threatening situations by being flippant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZTpUyhU44s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (/qEW2)

360 ZOMFG ITS A BEAGLE!!!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (JH5vx)

361 354 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)



He insists upon himself.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

362 wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.

Posted by: ace
...............

hot tub out back.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (HgMAr)

363 Never did like orange. Me mum used to force-feed those mushy peanuts to me until my mania subsided.

Posted by: David Frum at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (Tyii7)

364 Cruelest joke I've ever seen played on an animal?

Giving cotton candy to a raccoon.

Raccoons wash their food before eating it. As soon as cotton candy touches water it dissolves.

Trash panda kept looking at the camera like "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (f/ass)

365 It blows my mind that Florida would even come close to electing a guy who wants an income tax. I know the voters think he won't pull it off, but shit.....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (Z216Q)

366


Was that the movie with Dean Jones and Hayley Mills?


No, no, no, that was the movie about the little white Yugo car that became self-aware and identified as a Ferrari and went racing by itself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (HaL55)

367 Beagels are best. All other dogs are inferior. This is #1TruFact

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (JH5vx)

368 359 Gonna watch DVR of latest Dr. Who for stress avoidance. Check the Horde later when more is known.
Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 05:32 PM (6cpKd)

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I like the "Dr. Who" reboot, but the latest season seems to be unwatchable.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (IlV2p)

369 The Beagle? Cross the T.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (pnLx6)

370 Fox/FNC/FBN has some of the . . . smoothest . . . looking infobabes in the world.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:04 PM (953wK)

371 i said F it and had a beer with my chili cheeseburger lunch.

Original Tommy's FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 06:04 PM (Dagiw)

372 Alright, gonna do the treadmill (by which I mean, read while walking). Maybe work on the guns.

See you all in a bit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 06:04 PM (kQs4Y)

373 Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
47s
In Florida, we got ridiculously high turnouts. Three Republican counties have surpassed 2016. Another two just under with a little less than an hour to go. Osceola is 95%. Leon 94%. Just wow.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:04 PM (+om3e)

374 Oh man. Columbo is going to nail Robert Culp so hard.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

375 Elon, Elon likes his bunnies. He makes a lot, they say.

Posted by: David Frum at November 06, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7)

376
very interesting, warning: exit poll, but big if true:
DeSantis and Scott winning 14% of black vote in FL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

377 The Best American @bestamericanUSA
1m
INSIDE SOURCE IN #TRUMP WHITE HOUSE

Regardless of the outcome tonight in the #MidtermElections2018, #Trump will have a press conference around 12:00 midnight EST.

#MAGA
#TrumpTrain
#RedWave

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (+om3e)

378 The waiiiting is the hardest part.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (SkuXa)

379 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead.

Guess where I put my sticker!

Posted by: tony w. at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (ykYG2)

380 I have not watched a single Fake Doctor Who show. I hear they're pretty shit.

#NotMyDoctor

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

381 Oh Walk Away please be true.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (NLLmE)

382 I hear Trump was leaving banana peels on the ground outside of RBG's polling place.

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (ABjxW)

383 I hope Barletta can pull off the magic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (nDe2U)

384 Osceola is 95%. Leon 94%. Just wow.


WOW.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (2PXwn)

385 Texas friends and family sending me text messages when they voted. They know I'll give them grief if they don't vote.

Friend just voted in Dan Crenshaw's (eye patch veteran) district- took about 20 mins.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 06:07 PM (hECVl)

386 It's time for Bushmills.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Every time I get involved with Bushmill's, I wake up the next morning with sundry inexplicable lacerations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 06:07 PM (/dN1M)

387 I'd pluck that.

Posted by: saf at November 06, 2018 06:07 PM (5IHGB)

388 Beagels are best.

With a little cream cheese. For the Jewish vote.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 06, 2018 06:07 PM (NpvYf)

389 Just some notes for anyone watching the IN Senate race:

- The NW corner of the state is in the central time zone, so their votes won't come in until later. And that's Gary/East Chicago, so it's deep blue. Expect about 55-70k net votes for Donnely from Lake County alone, so Braun really needs to run up the tally early on.

- A good bellwether to watch is Howard County (a long, thin county in the middle on the E/W axis, and slightly North). It voted almost exactly like the state as a whole in 2012, and was slightly more R than the state as a whole in 2016. So if Braun is up by ~6% here, he should be good. Floyd County (small county on the southern border) is also a good bellwether.

- Hamilton county (just N of Indianapolis) is one of the big R sinks. And since it's the wealthy white area, it should be a decent bellwether of whether or not the "establishment" R is voting in force or if they are virtue signalling. Braun probably needs at least 25k net votes here, preferably more.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (OpTat)

390 OK, it's Buffalo Trace bourbon time. Not the cheapest, not the best. Not Old Weller Antique. It's a decent election night bourbon, though.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (CeJUf)

391 The areas outside Columbia are pretty red, though, so it may not be all bad.
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There's Mizzou...and all the rest. Did you see the vid of 63 south bound for PDT's rally? Holy f^*K, you could have robbed every friggin bank in Moberly, Macon and Kirksville and they'd only be looking for you now. I feel good about Hawley.
At this exact minute, anyway...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (ty7RM)

392


Mmmmm, Trish Regan...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (HaL55)

393 I just learned from WLNS that if angry women turn out, it could be a big night for the D's.

Thank you, WLNS.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (mS+Df)

394 Indiana results are starting to come in

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (+DkQm)

395 Hurricane Maria brought 100,000 or so Puerto Ricans to Florida, and the Democrats have been working hard to organize them from the moment they stepped off the plane.

So Gillum may be getting thousands of votes that he otherwise wouldn't have, if not for weather.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (gk7if)

396 imagine if we live in a world where trump whipped up GOP turnout in key states and elsewhere GOP voters are actually not saddened by their party's usual cuckerry.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (7J5t2)

397 @354 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.
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He's a man who's done very well more or less pursuing his whims. So if he wants to put a sticker on his forehead...


Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (LaTaD)

398 Leon County is Tallahassee- not GOP- friendly at all.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (87EdW)

399 390 OK, it's Buffalo Trace bourbon time. Not the cheapest, not the best. Not Old Weller Antique. It's a decent election night bourbon, though.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (CeJUf)

Gonna have to suffer through with Maker's

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (ABjxW)

400 937 Grilled ham and cheese is my other USAF favorite dish, fry the ham then put it in a grilled cheese sammy. Was a flightline food shop at Langley AFB.
Posted by: Skip

It's so good had to double post it

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)

401 To me there is no Doctor Who besides Tom Baker.Jelly baby?

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (BXMxN)

402 I like the "Dr. Who" reboot, but the latest season seems to be unwatchable.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (IlV2p)

I was never able to get into it. I saw a few episodes that were good. But most of it seemed to be lacking the charm of the older series.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (J70i0)

403 I like the "Dr. Who" reboot, but the latest season seems to be unwatchable.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 06, 2018 06:03 PM (IlV2p)



It's been all downhill since Tom Baker left the show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (SiINZ)

404 More baby animals to distract us from our anxiety.
Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2018 05:58 PM (jm1YL)


They've done studies that show looking at pics of baby animals generates a certain hormone (a good one...can't remember name.) So there is an actual physiological response in the body.



Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (xR+lz)

405 Voted after work. Had to show driver's license. Opted for paper. 7 Dems on the ballot unopposed. Did write-in's for my cat. Fuck 'em.

When the votes are tallied and the final numbers are up my cat will be there. It suggests there might be more opposition than then think.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (iiixZ)

406 386
It's time for Bushmills.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

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Every time I get involved with Bushmill's, I wake up the next morning with sundry inexplicable lacerations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 06:07 PM (/dN1M)

Tequila does that to me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (jxbfJ)

407 396 imagine if we live in a world where trump whipped up GOP turnout in key states and elsewhere GOP voters are actually not saddened by their party's usual cuckerry.
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (7J5t2)


It isn't hard to do....

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (NLLmE)

408 393

WLNS?? Are you in Lansing?

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (gk7if)

409 Oh boy, Chris Wallace.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (K22Va)

410 wonder what adventures they're setting off on when they leave.

Posted by: ace




going outback to do ben shapiro's sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (MTjB1)

411 Did we ever find out what a Marg bar was, or is it a secret and special private thing for Ace?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (Kcf2u)

412 Two little cubs,no flub no flub its unbearible

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (wGqjj)

413 To me there is no Doctor Who besides Tom Baker.Jelly baby?
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (BXMxN)

Hard to beat Tom Baker.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (J70i0)

414 if angry women turn out, it could be a big night for the D's

You go, girlz! Remember, this is the cretin that said "pussy"!

Posted by: David Frum at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (Tyii7)

415 399
390 OK, it's Buffalo Trace bourbon time. Not the cheapest, not the best.
Not Old Weller Antique. It's a decent election night bourbon, though.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (CeJUf)



Gonna have to suffer through with Maker's

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (ABjxW)
Got to tour the Buffalo Trace distillery several years ago. The smell of the mash is absolutely divine.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (jxbfJ)

416 The mute button is my friend. Every time Chris Wallace comes on, blessed silence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (Z216Q)

417 There's Mizzou...and all the rest. Did you see the vid of 63 south bound for PDT's rally? Holy f^*K, you could have robbed every friggin bank in Moberly, Macon and Kirksville and they'd only be looking for you now. I feel good about Hawley.
At this exact minute, anyway...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (ty7RM)


See it? Hell, I was in it. Pretty sure mine was the only car that managed to stay parked on the outer road without rolling into the ditch. As long as that kind of turnout is happening in the rest of Missouri, we're fine; I'm just jittery.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (2PXwn)

418 Tequila does that to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (jxbfJ)

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Jagermeister. Last time I drank it I was maybe 22. Woke up the next morning in the forest with my shoes full of blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (AzW6q)

419 As I was leaving Wal-Mart a bit ago, a man walked by wearing a kilt. My first time seeing that In the wild. I knew I had to post about it. And his tag was Alberta. I thought of AOP. But he resides on the other side of the state when he is here. Anyway it was cool to see.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (csC2f)

420 Mmmmm, Trish Regan...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (HaL55)

She does have a bit of a pig nose, snoutlike

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (L/iaS)

421 WLNS?? Are you in Lansing?
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (gk7if)


Yep.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (mS+Df)

422


So there is an actual physiological response in the body.



Yeah, hunger.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (HaL55)

423 I am gonna bring this in form another thread for yankee fith;

Yes! Because I, unlike every other guy in the history of ever, am pleased by to hear strangers sexual fantasies about my sister.

Especially the hot parts. Give details. I have a lot of lotion.
Posted by: Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro fapping to his sister's bewbz at N



she doesn't get it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 05:33 PM (MTjB1)


who is that "she" you are talking about, my friend ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (bUjCl)

424 I think it will be an early night. But please bear in mind that I can only count up to eight.

Posted by: Juan Williams at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (H5knJ)

425 "The Doctor's Wife" is by far imho the best episode of the rebooted Dr. Who.

That's the one where the Tardis gets a physical human(ish) body, and the Matt Smith Doctor gets called out for nicknaming her "Sexy."

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (953wK)

426 My drink of the night shall be Jack D Rye. Not the best Not cheap Not too bad either.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

427 Just got back from my polling place. Line was longer than I have ever seen before.

The entrench RINO congress critter shouldn't have any problem getting reelected here.

Wonder how little rauner is doing?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (vqIkG)

428 Tequila does that to me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM (jxbfJ)


I think tequila does that to me as well, but I can never remember exactly what happened.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (n9EOP)

429 Tom Baker, Sean Connery, and Basil Rathbone walk into a bar...

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (NLLmE)

430

Who is Tom Baker?

Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (6K7U0)

431 377 The Best American @bestamericanUSA
1m
INSIDE SOURCE IN #TRUMP WHITE HOUSE

Regardless of the outcome tonight in the #MidtermElections2018, #Trump will have a press conference around 12:00 midnight EST.

#MAGA
#TrumpTrain
#RedWave
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:06 PM (+om3e)


Release the unredacted FISA warrants!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (1g7ch)

432 I heard that the Doctor immediately before Baker was a good one. I don't know since I never saw it.

When you consider that Douglas Fuckin' Adams was writing and editing the scripts for the Baker era, you can kind of get why it's so awesome.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (ykYG2)

433 Jagermeister. Last time I drank it I was maybe 22. Woke up the next morning in the forest with my shoes full of blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at N




lol, had a run in with jagermeister and found myself in bed with danny devito's sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (MTjB1)

434 Marg bar is "death to..."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (87EdW)

435 421

I'll be damned. I grew up there.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (gk7if)

436 Mmmmm, Trish Regan...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (HaL55)

She does have a bit of a pig nose, snoutlike
Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (L/iaS)


She reminds me somewhat of Diana Rigg from the 60's Avengers TV show. And that's not a bad thing.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (953wK)

437 I don't think doggeh's wife appreciates this video.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (9hauA)

438 Hey evrybuddy!

Thanks, TJM, those really *were* milk-duds!

But the Baby Ruths looked a little off, so...for the next contestant.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (tapYd)

439 before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (7J5t2)

440 Who is Tom Baker?
Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at N




the only dr who that matters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)

441 Levin is not bullish on FL.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (fYi9j)

442 She does have a bit of a pig nose, snoutlike

-
Hush your mouth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

443 going outback to do ben shapiro's sister

The Motorboat Aria in G minor.

Posted by: David Frum at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (Tyii7)

444 Did we ever find out what a Marg bar was, or is it a secret and special private thing for Ace?


It's the beginning of "Death to America" in Farsi (Iranian).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (fuK7c)

445 I'll be damned. I grew up there.
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (gk7if)


I can see RussiaFrandor from my house.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (mS+Df)

446


She does have a bit of a pig nose, snoutlike

Her elbows more than make up for that.
She's older than she looks, which surprised me a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (HaL55)

447 I assumed Marg bars are in the cofveve isle in the grocery store

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (T4oHT)

448 I am making CBD Coconut oil and a separate THC tincture to prepare myself for the agony/ecstasy of the election. Should the night require it I also have an extra fifth of Everclear.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (yScAF)

449 Yeah, hunger.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:10 PM (HaL55)


Heh.
I should have said kitties and puppies. I read the study over a decade ago so may be foggy on the details. But I know hunger was not one of them!

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (xR+lz)

450 Wake up in forest, bloody . . .

Conclusion: Yud's Dice is a werewolf.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (H5knJ)

451 yeah, I think Trump's gonna do his first keg stand with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (7J5t2)

452 Trash panda.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:01 PM
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A nearby town is getting a new AA minor league team and they had a contest to decide on the mascot. Yep--the Madison Trash Pandas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)

453 http://bit.ly/2JM7VNK
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CRTV Feed

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (+om3e)

454 Healthcare is a big issue because so much dumb federal money pumped into the industry has driven prices through the fricking roof. If the Feds suddenly decided to do the same for life insurance, none of would be able to buy any about two weeks later.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (Z216Q)

455 I think it will be an early night. But please bear in mind that I can only count up to eight.

You're being generous.

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (88xKn)

456 https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/06/us/politics/trump-midterm-elections.html

Someone who knows how to archive stuff, should save this. Am I mistaken and it's an editorial?

Posted by: Julie A Pascal at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (BD/yx)

457 before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?

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Rosie O'Donnell is level headed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)

458 No more Trump rallies.

I am so depressed.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (LL1Be)

459 >>Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead.


Oh, he's a US citizen? Thought he was South African.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (W+vEI)

460 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (MTjB1)

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Uh oh. If she looks anything like her brother that could be... soul-searing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (AzW6q)

461 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (4YsU2)

462 my guess is that the way the fox hosts are going at it that Trump is doing well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

463 Evan Williams and his twin brother Evan will be helping me deal with that voice of Chris Wallace. I think Juan went home.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (K22Va)

464 it is freaky that there's presidential level turn out for this shitty election.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (7J5t2)

465 She does have a bit of a pig nose, snoutlike

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Hush your mouth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)


I think the term is "snub nose." Can be distractingly cute on the correct female face.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (953wK)

466 As I was leaving Wal-Mart a bit ago, a man walked by wearing a kilt. My first time seeing that In the wild. I knew I had to post about it. And his tag was Alberta. I thought of AOP. But he resides on the other side of the state when he is here. Anyway it was cool to see.
Posted by: AlmostYuman



Will be doing a 26 hour paintball scenario this weekend. Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

Will see enough kilts.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (f/ass)

467 461 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (4YsU2)

It's looked at that way here, too.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (tapYd)

468 Who is Tom Baker?
Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (6K7U0)

He played Dr. Who in the 70's and early 80's.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (J70i0)

469 Duval County is Jacksonville

Pinellas County is St Petersburg

Hillsborough County is Tampa

Dade County is Miami

Disney County is Orlando ( made that one up )

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (9HuGt)

470 When everyone was raving about the "new" Doctor Who I decided to watch an episode and the first and only one I watched had a black British guy so excited that Obama was elected and going to save the world.Click.Never watched again.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (BXMxN)

471 The Cute Before The Storm



Adorable koala joey emerges from her mom's pouch for first time and it will melt you

https://tinyurl.com/ya4clmpt

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (2I4LM)

472 464 it is freaky that there's presidential level turn out for this shitty election.
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (7J5t2)



KAG v anti-KAG.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (NLLmE)

473 Hey all...hubby and I voted (SEMO) not really much of a line but a continual stream of voters. More young people than I've noticed in the past (Marijuana amendments on the ballot).

If there was a dem running unopposed (local stuff) I left it blank. Hubby wrote me in for 'Collector of Revenue'. Then when we took his mother to vote he had her write me in for two circuit judge positions. She voted mostly R...except for some Libertarian that had the same last name as her maiden name.

At least we got her there to vote against McCaskill.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

474 I heard that the Doctor immediately before Baker was a good one. I don't know since I never saw it.

When you consider that Douglas Fuckin' Adams was writing and editing the scripts for the Baker era, you can kind of get why it's so awesome.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 06:11 PM (ykYG2)



Jon Pertwee (3rd Doctor) was good. I went to a couple of Dr. Who events he was at in Chicago. He goosed Elizabeth Sladen on stage at one of them. Patrick Troughton was good too. It really started to go bad when John Nathan Turner took over

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (SiINZ)

475 To me there is no Doctor Who besides Tom Baker.Jelly baby?
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:08 PM (BXMxN)

Jon Pertwee is my fave. Seriously, if I'm an alien time lord slumming on Earth I'm vamping it up to 11. Pertwee is perfect.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (GaIMc)

476 Where is this super funny comment Ace speaks of in the sidebar?

"Super-Funny Comment, Let's Hope the Prediction It's Making Is Accurate"

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (9hauA)

477 How can Indiana's polling stations be closed, do people only work until noon or something?

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (T4oHT)

478 Oh Boy! Harris Faulkner is coming up next.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (Z216Q)

479 Micosoft word new feed says "Election pits Trump's brute strength against Dem resstance" Uggh.

Mean old Trump. Valiant Dems. Why it's like modern version of people at the barricades in ""Les Miserables"/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (AllCR)

480 445

LOL Frandor! I miss it up there this time of year... a cinnamon donut and apple cider from QD would really do me some good right now.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (gk7if)

481 No line at our polls. Spent more time there waiting for the Mrs to finish yaking with the neighbours.

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

482
before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (7J5t2)


Call Alyssa Milano and she'll give you a ride

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (TAmPV)

483 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (4YsU2)

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Most Germans use it for cough medicine, because it's laced with laudanum (over there, not here). And yeah, whenever I ordered it, Fritz would give me a dirty look and dig around in the fridge for the bottle he keeps for the Yanks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

484 >>>Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead.<<<

Drug-resistant, Hollywood STIs. And marijuana.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (Z9C5C)

485 A nearby town is getting a new AA minor league team and they had a contest to decide on the mascot. Yep--the Madison Trash Pandas.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Cool. Beats the Toledo Mud Hens.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (f/ass)

486 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 06:12 PM (fYi9j)
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Levin is GREAT ON Constitution & Law !! NOT good on Politics

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (+om3e)

487 333 Polls are closed in Indiana and Kentucky
Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 05:59 PM (N83b4)
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That means we can drink, right? Right?
You hear that, everybody?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (Rxduq)

488 477. As I recall, IN does not give a sh!t if you get to vote or not. Either show up, or do not show up.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (fYi9j)

489 it is freaky that there's presidential level turn out for this shitty election.Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM
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The Kavanaugh Effect (TM)

Posted by: Duck of Decision at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (t41dG)

490 http://bit.ly/2JM7VNK
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CRTV Feed
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (+om3e)


Thank you. WLNS is rotting my f'ng brain. I just learned that the outcome depends on how many young voters turn out, after the counting is over. Hopefully lots of them turn out after the counting is over, but I don't think that's how they meant it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (mS+Df)

491 Early trends in some rural counties are looking good for Braun...

Posted by: Skeptical at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (OpTat)

492 461 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (4YsU2)

Herbal liquor. Not sure if it was ever marketed as a digestive. If so, they lied.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (FhtF7)

493 Michael Moates
32s
The GOP will hold the house and the senate tonight. I have no opinion about local or state races.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (+om3e)

494 As I was leaving Wal-Mart a bit ago, a man walked by
wearing a kilt. My first time seeing that In the wild.
Posted by: AlmostYuman




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Will be doing a 26 hour paintball scenario this weekend. Monty Python the Holy Grail.



Will see enough kilts.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (f/ass)

I wear mine for St. Patrick's Day and New Year's Eve. If a Georgia-Lina MoMe materializes, I'll wear it to that.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (OMsf+)

495 Jon Pertwee is my fave. Seriously, if I'm an alien time lord slumming on Earth I'm vamping it up to 11. Pertwee is perfect.

This.

The perfect English Fop dressed to the nines. Baker was a good second as the sort of bumbling professorial type.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (TUU1F)

496 Pinellas County is my personal favorite election results to watch tonight. Slight Democrat advantage but Republicans have done OK there over the years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (Z216Q)

497 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (UkAXs)

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Stifle it, cricket-dick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (AzW6q)

498 of latest Dr. Who

It eats the Sonic!
IDK if anything has ever eaten the Sonic before?

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (FhXTo)

499 Beagles are great dogs what they lack in brains they make up for with loyalty. They do like to smear themselves with whatever stinky stuff they can find.

Posted by: NativeNH at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (dtRY5)

500 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such.


Digestif. An aperitif is for before dinner.

But yeah, Jaeger is an herbal liquer meant for settling the stomach after a huge Krautish meal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (fuK7c)

501 Posted by: WIGOPer

no u

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (mS+Df)

502 I think the term is "snub nose." Can be distractingly cute on the correct female face.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (953wK)

That's a snout dude.

GIYF

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (L/iaS)

503 PANHANDLE UPDATE:

Bay: Turnout 51.11%
GOP: 37,724
DEM: 15,298

Escambia: Turnout 56.61%
GOP: 60,813
DEM: 41,994

Okaloosa: Turnout 58.19%
GOP: 50,799
DEM: 15,415

Walton: Turnout 56.77%
GOP: 19,358
DEM: 5,167

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (+om3e)

504 Just got home. Everything is going to shit at work so I'm sitting here drinking wine AND tequila.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

505 @392 Trish Regan like to flirt with that camera.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (Sk/5h)

506 CRTV Feed

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Glen Beck...lives?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (LL1Be)

507 But yeah, Jaeger is an herbal liquer meant for settling the stomach after a huge Krautish meal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (fuK7c)

Which says something about krautish meals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (FhtF7)

508 It'll never work. She's a Quacklic and he's a Bagel.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (Evws/)

509 At least we got her there to vote against McCaskill.
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

I was trying to look up any figures for turnout in SEMO but couldn't find any. From social media, it looks like most of my friends back home voted. You hear anything?

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (2PXwn)

510 Cool. Beats the Toledo Mud Hens.



Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (f/ass)


Macon, GA used to have either a minor league or semi-pro hockey team called the Whoopee. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (tT986)

511 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (4YsU2)

Herbal liquor. Not sure if it was ever marketed as a digestive. If so, they lied.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (FhtF7)

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Cabbage liquer. Never liked that stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (I16G8)

512 There's the Panhandle, and then there's ... everything south of I-4

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (gk7if)

513 Glen Beck...lives?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (LL1Be)



He persists.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (NLLmE)

514 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (+om3e)

515 Love the panhandle!

Posted by: DXO at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (nzKWW)

516 Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM (cF8AT)
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Yeoman's work Tami. Carry on.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (ty7RM)

517 This is a good place to ask a booze related question. I'm making a trip to PA in a couple weeks and plan on taking four or five days to get there. I always go through Kentucky, using their parkway system. Any of the distillery tours they tout worthwhile?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (xzqr4)

518 Cool. Beats the Toledo Mud Hens.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:17 PM (f/ass)

I will meet you outside where we can quickly settle this insult to one of the few things good about Toledo.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (J70i0)

519 Jagermeister is an after dinner "apertif" or whatever. Not meant to be
drunk as such. Sort of looked down upon over there. MD2020 sorta like.

It's a step up from Blackberry Brandy here and has been known to replace actual food.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (K22Va)

520
Jon Pertwee (3rd Doctor) was good. I went to a couple of Dr. Who
events he was at in Chicago. He goosed Elizabeth Sladen on stage at one
of them. Patrick Troughton was good too. It really started to go bad
when John Nathan Turner took over


John Nathan-Turner should have left when Peter Davison did. A new producer could have taken the show in a new direction and breathed new life into it, as had happened numerous times before.

As it was, he stayed there for ten years, until the bitter end, and that's largely due to himself and his own style as a producer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

521 >>>But yeah, Jaeger is an herbal liquer meant for settling the stomach after a huge Krautish meal.<<<

Settle it right into the rubbish bin. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (Z9C5C)

522 CRTV is Levin's outfit.

Blaze belongs to Beck.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (9hauA)

523 I was trying to look up any figures for turnout in SEMO but couldn't find any. From social media, it looks like most of my friends back home voted. You hear anything?

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (2PXwn)

Would there be anything this early? Polls don't close til 7 pm.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

524 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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wait...you mean just the panhandle or every...as in Miami Dade etc?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (7J5t2)

525 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I
slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking
breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, what about the polls???? This is so fucked.

LOL - for a minute I thought my sone wrote this!!!!

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (mbYl0)

526 And of course the headline about Trump's brute strength has a picture of some Muslim women voting because of course......

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (AllCR)

527 Did we ever find out what a Marg bar was, or is it a secret and special private thing for Ace?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2018 06:09 PM
~~~~~

"Marg bar" means "death to," as in "Death to America!"

Apparently it was no problem that Louis Farrakhan chanted "Death to America, Death to Israel" while he was in Iran because he didn't actually chant it---he only led the chant by saying "Marg bar" and letting the Iranians finish it.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 06:21 PM (NtglE)

528 515. You do not know that in Miami Dade, Orange (Orlando) or West Palm, ad they do not release actual numbers until the polls close

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (fYi9j)

529 FLORIDA UPDATE:

Pinellas: Turnout 63.72%
GOP: 167,290
DEM: 161,287

St Johns: Turnout 68.59%
GOP: 72,805
DEM: 32,087

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (+om3e)

530 @yankeefifth, do not assume anyone's gender and don't try to play cute with comments. in case you don't get it, people stay anonymous for a reason. do you understand me?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (bUjCl)

531 Well I am interested in Florida results because I live there and I don't want to elect a socialist for governor. Not to mention the next governor here gets to pick I think two or three state Supreme Court justices (due to mandatory retirement). That's a big deal, because even though Florida has elected GOP governors for two decades now, the state Supreme Court still tilts left. If DeSantis wins he can fix that literally on Day One.

Also, if Gillum wins, I'll have to spend the next year or so (until he's indicted) listening to the lib fangirls (of both sexes) I work with going on and on about him like he's the second coming of the Beatles. I am not joking. They look at him the way they used to look at Obama in 2008.

You guys will have to put up with it, too -- if he wins, he'll immediately be one of the frontrunners for the 2020 Democratic ticket, so the libs on TV will be talking him up nonstop (until he's indicted).

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (R1mDg)

532 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

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It's getting drowned out by elections, but an article came out today about how Tesla has its own internal medical staff for the express purpose of minimizing treatment in order to not have to report serious injuries:

"Yet at one point, Watson said a Tesla lawyer and a company safety official told her and other clinic staff to stop prescribing exercises to injured workers so they wouldn't have to count the injuries. Recommending stretches to treat an injured back or range-of-motion exercises for an injured shoulder was no longer allowed, she said.

The next day, she wrote her friend a text message in outrage: "I had to meet with lawyers yesterday to literally learn how not to take care of people."


https://tinyurl.com/y7bk7w77

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (LX21o)

533
before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?



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Rosie O'Donnell is level headed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)

=========================
Call their realtors. I expect a mass exodus from these United States for more politically-acceptable climes.

Posted by: mrp at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (Pqytn)

534 Son of a bitch!!!!

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (mbYl0)

535 Which says something about krautish meals.


Yes. Yes it does.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

536 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Obviously, Blue Wave.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

537 As I was leaving Wal-Mart a bit ago, a man walked by
wearing a kilt. My first time seeing that In the wild. I knew I had to
post about it. And his tag was Alberta. I thought of AOP. But he resides
on the other side of the state when he is here. Anyway it was cool to
see.

Posted by: AlmostYuman







Will be doing a 26 hour paintball scenario this weekend. Monty Python the Holy Grail.



Will see enough kilts.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:15 PM

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Gonna be a whole lot of "tis but a scratch" and "none shall pass" schtick there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

538 Sure, it's early, but 3 out of 4 counties in IN that have reported significant number of precincts point to a comfortable Braun win, while the 4th points to a 50-50 race. Looking good in rural counties, at least.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (OpTat)

539 before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?


Cher

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (mbYl0)

540 I will meet you outside where we can quickly settle this insult to one of the few things good about Toledo.
Posted by: WOPR



That makes three good things about Toledo then.
One being Klinger was from there & the other one being, not Cleveland.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (f/ass)

541 WM Retweeted
etholytics's avatar
Etholytics @etholytics
5m
FIRST RESULTS: It's early but...

Braun is winning Sullivan county by 10 points- a county that Joe Donnelly won by 8 points in his 2012 victory.

That's an 18 point swing to Republicans.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (+om3e)

542 A nearby town is getting a new AA minor league team
and they had a contest to decide on the mascot. Yep--the Madison Trash
Pandas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)

I am totally ordering a shirt or hat with the trashcan logo:https://tinyurl.com/ybkfygvt

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (OMsf+)

543 If you need anything stronger Jewels45 let me know...

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (yScAF)

544 @yankeefifth, do not assume anyone's gender and don't try to play cute with comments. in case you don't get it, people stay anonymous for a reason. do you understand me?
Posted by: runner at N




you should explain that.

you would be well advised to make sure you mind your tone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

545 I'm curious to see turnout for Orange and Seminole counties

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (gk7if)

546 I *really* hope that smug jerk loses. I know it's pretty much a pipe dream. But I *really* hope he faceplants hard.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (LaTaD)


Take a number.

Newsom is probably porking some (soon to be former) friend's wife.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (bm2af)

547 Seriously thanks for CRTV link.

We should all go there now.
Make it viral.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (LL1Be)

548 The GOP will hold the house and the senate tonight. I have no opinion about local or state races.
====

We voted for the music teacher for school board.

Looks like the NYT has another one of those fancy interactive results pages. Man, was that ever fun to watch last time.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (0JUQP)

549 Gonna be a whole lot of "tis but a scratch" and "none shall pass" schtick there.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Seriously, lots of shrubbery and clopping coconuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (f/ass)

550 525 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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No way that's happening in Palm Beach, Broward, & Miami-Dade. No freaking way.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (CmURZ)

551 547 I *really* hope that smug jerk loses. I know it's pretty much a pipe dream. But I *really* hope he faceplants hard.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 05:57 PM (LaTaD)

Take a number.

Newsom is probably porking some (soon to be former) friend's wife.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (bm2af)

Ugh. So depressing...we can all commiserate together later tonight.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

552 540 before I vote, are there any celebrities I should ask for guidance?

Cher
Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (mbYl0)


Zombie Harambe would be a better choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (bm2af)

553 I really hope I won't have to repeat myself, @yankeefifth.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (bUjCl)

554 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.

Think about it.....If you had more of everything than you really need...wouldn't we all be strange?

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (mbYl0)

555 The distilleries all run together. Makers is good. Four Roses felt like visiting an antique. Woodfords is almost corporate. Wild Turkey felt like visiting someone's kitchen. One place...uhh buffalo trace's corporate conglomerates?...felt like the mountain top ski chalet from the spy who loved me.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (7J5t2)

556 If you are trolling us MSM uh..DSMUG then at least you are are sunshiny type troll not like those nasty poll trolls. If you are not then holy crap that's outstanding!

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

557 Take a number.

Newsom is probably porking some (soon to be former) friend's wife.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (bm2af)

Maybe Carly Simon will write a song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (FhtF7)

558 @515 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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Republican gerrymandering.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (LaTaD)

559 Jagermeister. Last time I drank it I was maybe 22. Woke up the next morning in the forest with my shoes full of blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
------------

One night, I found myself in a pub at Elkhart Lake. I ran into Jackie Oliver there, and we had a couple of beers. After a while he called for a bottle of Jager, and started pouring shots.

I finally staggered off to bed at about 2:00 a.m. The problem was that was I was due to be at Road America at 8:00 a.m. to ride a motorcycle.

It was easily the roughest track time I have ever spent. My performance would be generously described as 'disappointing'.

OTOH, I didn't throw up in my helmet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (U2TY5)

560 LOL - for a minute I thought my sone wrote this!!!!
Posted by: Donald Trump


Way to fuck up the joke.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (aPsQQ)

561 To nervous to watch news yet, they won't know anything anyway. Watching Africa Queen

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (T4oHT)

562 Ugh. So depressing...we can all commiserate together later tonight.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (a0IVu)


I'm at the acceptance stage re CA.

I'm just hoping the GOP kicks ass nationally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (bm2af)

563 Turn your monitor upside down and watch that dog/duck video. It'll quack you up!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (m45I2)

564 Any of the distillery tours they tout worthwhile?
===========================
Yes! The bourbon trail in/around Lexington is amazing. IMO, Four Roses is the do not miss. It's such beautiful country around there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (ty7RM)

565 Cspan2...Bannon is awesome.
Oh jeez, the moderator is laying violence at the feet of the 'deplorables."

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (11H2y)

566 Jager is OK for dessert after a steak dinner, if it's ice cold. "Funf and funfzig herbs und spices". It does taste like cough medicine.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (4YsU2)

567 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (m45I2)

568 you should explain that.

you would be well advised to make sure you mind your tone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)


you know exactly

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)

569 Aaand, trying it on the correct thread:

Missouri polls close at 7 pm CST.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (953wK)

570 556 thank you. Out of loyalty, I think I'll visit the Makers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (xzqr4)

571 Wait a minute, college basketball starts tonight?!

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (88xKn)

572 Pertaining to nothing ...

... Travel for work has so many rewards, its hard to pick a favorite. Airport Security is always a joy, and rubbing elbows with always alert passengers is a real treat . Altered sleeping patterns at various hotels really keeps one young at heart as well.

But I think, if I really have to narrow it down - the disruption to the digestive system is really the tops. Makes it all worthwhile.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (0GJk6)

573 Apparently celebrities were voting naked today. They really do whore themselves out don't they?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (Sk/5h)

574 you know exactly
Posted by: runner at N



no clue, could not care less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

575 Yeoman's work Tami. Carry on.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, Scanning the Horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (ty7RM)

You have no idea!

Picked her up at her assisted living apt. Took her to the polling place she use to go to because she hadn't changed her address to her new one that she moved into TWO years ago.

They scan her DL...nope, can't vote marked 'Inactive'. We fess up to the new address...they make a phone call. She has to go to the polling place hubby and I just came from. So take her to lunch, then to the other polling place. They finally confirm everything and give her a ballot.

All this while she's using a walker with a walking boot on her foot.

I'm pooped!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

576 There's no fighting in the war room please.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (NLLmE)

577 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
57s
Its amazing to me that the media is touting national exit polls, HEAVILY skewed by deep blue, non-competitive districts when all, of these races are local.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (+om3e)

578

New fandangled Fox set electronic thingamajigs.

They are all excited.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (2I4LM)

579 567 Miami Dade is already at 101% of 2016 turnout.

The panhandle did not turn out at all.

Florida is OVER.

I told you so.
Posted by: WIGOPer

====

that is impressive

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (7J5t2)

580

It looks and sounds like the Fox crew got their Christmas bonuses early this year.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:27 PM (2I4LM)

581 562 My choice: Casablanca

Posted by: socalcon at November 06, 2018 06:27 PM (u1sBh)

582 558 Take a number.

Newsom is probably porking some (soon to be former) friend's wife.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (bm2af)

Maybe Carly Simon will write a song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (FhtF7)


"You're So Veiny"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 06:27 PM (/9p9e)

583 Macon, GA used to have either a minor league or semi-pro hockey team called the Whoopee. I'm not joking.


Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2018 06:20 PM (tT986)


They've got a summer college league called Macon Bacon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

584 546 I'm curious to see turnout for Orange and Seminole counties
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (gk7if).

Last I heard a few hours ago Seminole County - above Orlando & part of the infamous I-4 corridor and considered a Pivot Florida county - was turning out about 5,000 more GOP votes than Dem.

Orange I'm sure will go Dem. It's Orlando. By how much is anyone's guess.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (CmURZ)

585 New fandangled Fox set electronic thingamajigs.

They are all excited.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (2I4LM)


Like I want to watch an overdressed prettyboy fondling an 80-inch TV screen.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (953wK)

586 569 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM (m45I2)


A rolling staircase like at the airport.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (/9p9e)

587 Already watched the oldies but goodies from 2016:
In the Hall of the Trumpen President,
Trump: How and Why,
The Best of the Young Turks Election Night Coverage .
Just to get in the mood...

Posted by: Sal at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (kiMEW)

588 That makes three good things about Toledo then.
One being Klinger was from there & the other one being, not Cleveland.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:22 PM (f/ass)

Four Packo's

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (J70i0)

589 I voted a straight D ticket.

Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (/bVgn)

590 The distilleries all run together. Makers is good. Four Roses felt like visiting an antique. Woodfords is almost corporate. Wild Turkey felt like visiting someone's kitchen. One place...uhh buffalo trace's corporate conglomerates?...felt like the mountain top ski chalet from the spy who loved me.
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui
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*imagines the Rebel Yell distillery as a replay of Chickamauga*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (U2TY5)

591 @579 part of Operation Demoralize

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (Sk/5h)

592 572 556 thank you. Out of loyalty, I think I'll visit the Makers.

===

yeah there's only so many ways for the places to explain their individual pursuit of craft that's been that way for 100 years as they use the best rye and oak barrels in a constant search for the best bourbon and on and on.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (7J5t2)

593 that is impressive
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (7J5t2)


Early night, amirite?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (953wK)

594 It looks and sounds like the Fox crew got their Christmas bonuses early this year.


Shep Smith got fired?

Posted by: dantesed at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (88xKn)

595 And 565 thank you. Guess I'll hit the Four Roses tour also. Spend two nights at the ol' Motel Six in Etown.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (xzqr4)

596 Florida is OVER.



I told you so.


Excellent.

Now run along and fap yourself to sleep, cricketdick.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (LL1Be)

597 'They've got a summer college league called Macon Bacon.'

And a guy in a bacon costume.

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

598 165 Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken
nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken
nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I
slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what
to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock
from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the
fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking
breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a
future to believe in. I want a blue wave to fix this broken
country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed
to be like this, what about the polls???? This is
so fucked.
Posted by: CNN Tonight at November 06, 2018 05:43 PM (VckGX)

Should be "Tendies" instead of "Chicken Nuggets".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (pgXNG)

599 374 Oh man. Columbo is going to nail Robert Culp so hard.

phrasing?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (xGZ+b)

600 Maybe I should go to sleep and just wakeup at 1 AM and see who won

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (Fh8wK)

601 Orange man God Emperor

Posted by: NPC Aberrant at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (uRe+P)

602 If you need anything stronger Jewels45 let me know...

lol.. thanks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

603 Like I want to watch an overdressed prettyboy fondling an 80-inch TV screen.
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:28 PM (953wK)


It was Harris Faulkner. Some new graphic she was explaining.

look up "Harris Faulkner bikini"
I do not think she is a prettyboy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (2I4LM)

604 Oh man. Columbo is going to nail Robert Culp so hard.

phrasing?
Posted by: Anachronda at N



he nails him twice, which one?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (MTjB1)

605 LOL Frandor! I miss it up there this time of year... a cinnamon donut and apple cider from QD would really do me some good right now.
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:16 PM (gk7if)

Yet ANOTHER Spartan? Yippee!

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (kiSdp)

606 I'm so pissed at my husband right now.


We're going up for his aunt's memorial service on Friday afternoon, and he's staying because Family and GA Tech. Son and I are going up and coming back alone, because son is getting a surprise Veteran's Day gift from church Sunday morning. So, of course husband won't be there.


So tired of this crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

607 Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC
14m
Braun 12% ahead of Mourdock in Lawrence county, 15/40 precincts in. Rural vote MUCH higher for Braun than it was for Donnelly. If this continues Donnelly has to improve his urban and suburban showing to have a chance.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (+om3e)

608 'Anybody know how to get down off a duck? '

Used to be a thing.

Posted by: Disco Duck at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

609
Anyone see the picture of the psycho who threatened to shoot up a PA polling station?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (/9p9e)

610 Time for Tito's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

611


Anybody know how to get down off a duck?


It's usually a short jump if the stirrups were properly adjusted before you set off riding.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (HaL55)

612 No way that's happening in Palm Beach, Broward, & Miami-Dade. No freaking way.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (CmURZ)
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Turnout as a percentage of the voters of each party, not total votes. In other words, he was saying that Republicans are getting a greater percentage of their potential vote. Which is good.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (nu45M)

613 Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM

Cousin Geronimo! Can I have your traditional cheese recipe for my next cookbook?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (2NqXo)

614 It was Harris Faulkner. Some new graphic she was explaining.

look up "Harris Faulkner bikini"
I do not think she is a prettyboy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (2I4LM)


I'm on FBN, not FNC. I regret the error.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (953wK)

615
Home
@TheScarletPimp4
KurtSchlichter's avatar
Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter
now
"Get the fuck off my porch you Looming Doofus."

James Comey @Comey
Voted. Now going out to knock on doors to urge everyone to vote. Should be fun.

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If that holds Katy Barr the door

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Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (+om3e)

616 Pertaining to nothing ...

... Travel for work has so many rewards, its hard to pick a favorite. Airport Security is always a joy, and rubbing elbows with always alert passengers is a real treat . Altered sleeping patterns at various hotels really keeps one young at heart as well.

But I think, if I really have to narrow it down - the disruption to the digestive system is really the tops. Makes it all worthwhile.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:26 PM (0GJk6)

I love work travel! Love the free food, plane rides (seriously), love, love, love hotels. I'm always pooped pretty early though. I got to go to Switzerland this year and I didn't have to pay for anything while I was there. (Man, is that place expensive. Beautiful, clean, but super expensive. Jeez.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (9hauA)

617

It's gonna be an early night.

Reggie's out of Viagra.

Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (6K7U0)

618 Told ya so.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (UkAXs)



How's the Prosser race looking?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

619 602 Maybe I should go to sleep and just wakeup at 1 AM and see who won
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (Fh8wK)

In 2016, I was so worried about the election I decided to go to the office, work all night, and deal with it the next morning.

But the cleaning lady came in at 4:00 am and told me Trump won.

Trying to determine if I should do the same thing tonight.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (CmURZ)

620 Anyone see the picture of the psycho who threatened to shoot up a PA polling station?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (/9p9e)

Yes I believe if the dems win in 2020 he is the new ambassador to Iraq

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (Fh8wK)

621 555 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.

Think about it.....If you had more of everything than you really need...wouldn't we all be strange?
Posted by: Donald Trump at November 06, 2018 06:24 PM (mbYl0)

If I was set for multiple lifetimes, with no repurcussions, I'd probably be the first in line for "Holy shit, this person is so awful we need to murder them immediately so their idiocy doesn't spread".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (pgXNG)

622 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?
------
Why a duck, Muldoon?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (Evws/)

623 *hands Jane a glass of Tito's

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

624 Yet ANOTHER Spartan? Yippee!
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (kiSdp)


And the euchre gods, as always, demand a fourth...

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (mS+Df)

625 An Ancient Roman HQ.

https://dailym.ai/2APyleL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

626 Mighty cute. Until those cute cubs start looking at you like a Wimpy looked at a Big Mac.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (rCGpC)

627 592 Hey Mike, for some reason in one of my outfits in the Corps, Rebel Yell seemed to be the payday drink of choice. All those little J. E. B. Stuart cavalrymen stomping around in your head the next morning was lotsa fun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (xzqr4)

628 Home
@TheScarletPimp4
KurtSchlichter's avatar
Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter
now
"Get the fuck off my porch you Looming Doofus."

James Comey @Comey
Voted. Now going out to knock on doors to urge everyone to vote. Should be fun.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:31 PM (+om3e)

LMAO

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

629 Indiana Senate race Mike Braun (R) is off to a strong lead over incumbent Joe Donnelly (D).

Someone check with Allapundit and see if knocking off a sitting Democrat Senator is a sign of a blue wave or not....

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (a7HML)

630 look up "Harris Faulkner bikini"

All fakes in the unfiltered bing results.

Still, Harris is teh hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (fuK7c)

631 I bought some beers and bottle of rye. Not ready to start drinking yet, though

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (4YHTV)

632 Nevercankles is baaaaack.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)

633 628 Donald Trump Jr just sent out a tweet begging the panhandle to vote, lol IT'S OVER. The panhandle destroyed the FL GOP Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (UkAXs)

*****************

I know you just be fake trolling but fuck you up the fucking ass with the fucktarded fuckness of fuckitude.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (+dsLj)

634 If that big retard Comey shows up at your door you think it is Halloween again.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (BXMxN)

635 @WIGOPer

Professor, you do realize you are comparing two different stats with those Miami-Dade and Panhandle number?

Common core graduate?

Posted by: Ms Krapo at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (wHMIo)

636 636 Nevercankles is baaaaack.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)

Is that who it is...I was wondering. It doth try too hard.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

637 so when do we drink?

when we win
when we lose
when it's a draw?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (d7Ww2)

638 Have we formed the He-Man Lifelong Democrats and the Women Who Love them Club yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (yL25O)

639 Yet ANOTHER Spartan? Yippee!

My veins run green, my arteries run white.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (gk7if)

640 515 EVERY SINGLE COUNTY in FL, the GOP turnout is higher than Dems. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
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It moved, Jerry!

Posted by: Bizarro World George Costanza at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (hjaPQ)

641 OK, so now the level in the bottle is below the picture of the buffalo, but still above the Buffalo Trace logo. Hic.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (CeJUf)

642 636 Nevercankles is baaaaack.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)

Either that or "Born Superior, I can manipulate anybody into doing anything".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (pgXNG)

643 The FL GOP finally got their act together for this election and started texting numbers of registered Rs to get out and vote. They're ten years behind the times, but it's something.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (rbgPC)

644 639 @WIGOPer

Professor, you do realize you are comparing two different stats with those Miami-Dade and Panhandle number?

Common core graduate?
Posted by: Ms Krapo at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (wHMIo)

Clearly.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (CmURZ)

645 'so when do we drink? '

NOW!

Posted by: Disco Duck at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

646 Is that who it is...I was wondering. It doth try too hard.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)


Nah, I think it's Gerg.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (lwiT4)

647 Is that who it is...I was wondering. It doth try too hard.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)

Same vibe, no ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (bUjCl)

648 636 Nevercankles is baaaaack.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)

..........

No way!

You joking us?

I missed NeverSkankles.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (6cpKd)

649 can we somehow convince the channers to start a meme about naked bacon frying for Social Justice?

They seem to want to do every other damned thing under the sun naked, so why not get creative with it, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (BRvh1)

650 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 06:25 PM

Make sure you rein in the duck next to a ladder.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (2NqXo)

651 Drudge is predicting disaster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (Fh8wK)

652 Bill Winn in da house!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (OOH1c)

653 CA Democrats Ready to Dominate Congress...

-
Maybe jumping the gun a bit there, Nanzi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

654 607 Oh man. Columbo is going to nail Robert Culp so hard.

phrasing?
Posted by: Anachronda at N



he nails him twice, which one?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:30 PM (MTjB1)


He nailed Cassidy at least 3 times.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (59GGI)

655 the idiot google is all hopped up because the #1 trending search is Donde Votar (where do I vote)--my reaction is if you are too stupid to know where to vote and you don't speak enough English to understand how to ask WHERE DO I VOTE?

Posted by: paulnjax at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (nbaBy)

656 651, 652: Each election cycle they pop up w/ the same tired shtick.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (a0IVu)

657 Either that or "Born Superior, I can manipulate anybody into doing anything".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (pgXNG)



Stuck on stupid. sad

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (bUjCl)

658 He can see the turnout in the panhandle was pathetic
Posted by: WIGOPer at N




retard dick slinger

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

659 FINALLY, got an election results page to load. I noticed that Pueblo had 16 candidates for mayor.

?????

Posted by: Emmie at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (4HMW8)

660 Off to pick up Hate Shakes and Chickie sammiches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (2qPhT)

661 James Carville sounds pretty gloomy about Florida. Already predicting it'll be a disaster for the Dems if they can't win, and usually people with high expectations don't say that.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (2PXwn)

662 sure whatever, I don't live in florida so there's nothing to do about wigoper either way eggsept wait until real numbers come in.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (7J5t2)

663 I actually saw Prosser recently. Gave some advice about the next few WI Supreme Ct elections (Abrahamson, Kelly)

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (UkAXs)



Did he invite you over for Thanksgiving, too?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (lwiT4)

664 GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF!

Posted by: Crisco Duck at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

665 Couldn't get to 1K on last thread , all 6's this one?

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (T4oHT)

666 Wigoper
Isn t there a dick somewhere that craves your lips?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (rCGpC)

667 DJTjr did just put out that tweet tho

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (7J5t2)

668 Where was the NeverSkankles siting?

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (6cpKd)

669 650 'so when do we drink? '

NOW!
Posted by: Disco Duck at November 06, 2018 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

BUT I'M STILL AT WORK, DAMMIT

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (d7Ww2)

670 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?

Grab him by the ears?

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (K22Va)

671 Thanks T. When Trump first started running for prez he had a rally in a convention center just down the street from me in Springfield IL -- and I didn't go because I didn't take him seriously at the time. He drew a good crowd, though not as yuge as what he's been drawing lately. Now I wish I had...

Posted by: Secret Square at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (9WuX0)

672 KY-05 called for the republican.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (a0IVu)

673 WYnn Bull ! yeah, could be him too.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (bUjCl)

674 I'm old enough to remember when Kavanagh wasn't going to be seated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (dXw7a)

675 TRUMP IS STUPID AND DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO CAMPAIGN.

Posted by: Chem Jeff at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (uRe+P)

676 Well that was fast, on to 1K then

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (T4oHT)

677 678 KY-05 called for the republican.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (a0IVu)


Woot!

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

678 Oh good. Bull Winn is here to tell us stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

679 673 DJTjr did just put out that tweet tho
Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (7J5t2)

I'm sure he did.

Panhandle is rich in GOP votes. Why wouldn't he, right? :-)

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (CmURZ)

680 Disaster for whom?

Thanks for the twatter updates and such. Not everyone kerps up with that... stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (4YsU2)

681 Look at his twitter feed, idiot. He can see the turnout in the panhandle was pathetic

******************************

Go fuck a chainsaw you soy soaked dipshit.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (+dsLj)

682 So, my voting experience at Blackhorse, Lexington Ky voting station:

1) Hot brunette in scrubs. (Shapely behind)

2) Everyone said that the turnout was insane. One lady said she checked in the morning, and the line to the polling place was out the door, so she decided to come back in the afternoon.

3) The Poll workers were saying they had never seen a turnout like this. They were trying to figure out how to do their paperwork at the end of the night. "You have to count every name who voted." "Should I do it now?" "No, we still have when people get off work, that would be a waste."

4) The new machines in Kentucky are annoying. A weird dial thing. We did have to show voter ID. Kentucky is odd, lot of dems for local races running unopposed. Given the way the system is, I would have written in something funny for each one, but the dial did not lend itself to doing that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (FhtF7)

683 BTW Horde, remember that something somewhere is porn to someone.

Don't be part of the fantasy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 06:37 PM (dXw7a)

684 The FL GOP finally got their act together for this election and started texting numbers of registered Rs to get out and vote.

I got a recorded reminder on my machine from some uptalking little girl from the PA GOP. Annoying voice, but at least they tried.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (QrTqV)

685 Robby Starbuck

CNN Exit Poll 52% of voters believe Trump's immigration policies are either "about right" or "not tough enough" while 48% believe his immigration policies are "too tough

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (+om3e)

686 Notice there wasn't much handwringing about disenfranchised Mexico beach voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (dNzKv)

687 Gotta practice my sad face

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

688


so when do we drink?



when we win

when we lose

when it's a draw?



You stopped? It's election day. As soon as the sun is above the UN Observer, you can drink.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (HaL55)

689 Maybe I should go to sleep and just wakeup at 1 AM and see who won
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 06:29 PM (Fh8wK)
----------

That's what I did in 2016. I woke up at 3:30 and looked at my phone and saw that Trump was actually winning. So I went downstairs to look at my computer and there was my son, who had awakened at 3:00 and seen the same thing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (U5tDi)

690 Honestly, at this point I don't think it's a question of whether or not Scott will win the Senate race. It's more a question of whether he can pull DeSanctis over the finish line with him.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (2PXwn)

691 Reminder: a good bit of the FL panhandle is in Central time zone

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (gk7if)

692 so is benshapirossister working the districts with milano?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

693
No way!

You joking us?




Just guessing.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)

694 And Jerry Manders as the Beaver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

695 It's not hard to get down from a duck
But the ducky is plumb out of luck
The best is from eiders
For jackets' insiders
But to get it the duck must be pflucked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (fuK7c)

696 678 KY-05 called for the republican.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 06:36 PM (a0IVu)

Was this one of the "Bellweather" seats?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (CmURZ)

697 Reminder: a good bit of the FL panhandle is in Central time zone
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (gk7if)


How can you tell which is the good bit?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (mS+Df)

698 628 Donald Trump Jr just sent out a tweet begging the panhandle to vote, lol

IT'S OVER.

The panhandle destroyed the FL GOP
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (UkAXs)

--------

Your wailing and gnashing of teeth give me strength!

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (/8RAd)

699 Someone show new name Greg the door. He's been banned before and can't figure out that he isn't welcome here.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (zRwJ/)

700 NOOD!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (NLLmE)

701 can we somehow convince the channers to start a meme about naked bacon frying for Social Justice?

They seem to want to do every other damned thing under the sun naked, so why not get creative with it, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Nekkid exterior house painting.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (f/ass)

702 I got a recorded reminder on my machine from some uptalking little girl from the PA GOP. Annoying voice, but at least they tried.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (QrTqV)

She will one day be an uptalking grown woman. We got a glimpse with Chrissy Ford. *Shudder*

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (9hauA)

703 If Stacey Abrams is elected goobenor, my husband's loathsome, insufferable family will be even worse than usual. I can picture them actually gloating at Trump-loving aunt's memorial on Friday.


How I wish if that's the case, she'll rise up and smite them all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

704 Well ... I can't join in on the drinking. I didn't vote - and more importantly, I think I'm dying of dysentery.

But - good luck.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (0GJk6)

705 I would have written in something funny for each one, but the dial did not lend itself to doing that.

You were disenfranchised!

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (QrTqV)

706 Beagles are great dogs what they lack in brains they make up for with loyalty. They do like to smear themselves with whatever stinky stuff they can find.

Posted by: NativeNH at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (dtRY5)


LBJ loved him some beagles IIRC, so no effing way!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (n9EOP)

707
I told you so.
Told ya so.

IT'S OVER.


Yep, neverskankles.

Bitch uses more "I's" and "Me's" than 2 years of Obama speeches.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (LL1Be)

708 My veins run green, my arteries run white.
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:34 PM (gk7if)

Nobody on this board fromPeople's Republic of Ann Arbor. And no Walmart Wolverines have slithered out yet either.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 06:39 PM (kiSdp)

709 Elon Musk tweeted a pic of himself w/ the 'I Voted' sticker on his forehead. He is a very strange man.

I just got a pict emailed to me of the Trump bobblehead with a I Voted Sticker on him. One of my sister's just voted.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (2I4LM)

710 543 A nearby town is getting a new AA minor league team
and they had a contest to decide on the mascot. Yep--the Madison Trash
Pandas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)
I am totally ordering a shirt or hat with the trashcan logo:https://tinyurl.com/ybkfygvt
Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 06:23 PM (OMsf+)
---
Yeah, Madison is next door to Hunstsville, so the logo is a Panda in a rocket-propelled trash can. Pretty clever.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

711 697 Reminder: a good bit of the FL panhandle is in Central time zone
Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:38 PM (gk7if)

I think from somewhere around Panama City west.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (CmURZ)

712 Drudge is predicting disaster



Will not give him a single click.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 06:40 PM (dNzKv)

713 Think I rather have a drink in celebration, when I get up after midnight or 4am. Don't really think they will call Pennsylvania races at 8pm unless it's a blow out.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (T4oHT)

714 NOOD. Beto either wins or loses.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (iIzG7)

715 If a troll wants to be obtuse and ridiculous, why can't it ever be over something fun, like Flat-Earth or Hollow-Earth or Aliens Built The Pyramids.

No, it's always just the same old dull, boring, hurr durr i'm vomiting up vague assertions with no references and making completely unjustified extrapolations from it.

Weak sauce, man. Store-brand ketchup and water.

Weak. Sauce.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (BRvh1)

716 Wigo's nic

https://tinyurl.com/yanr83c8

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (6cpKd)

717 NOOD. Beto either wins or loses.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 06:41 PM (iIzG7)


Schrodinger's Beto?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (953wK)

718 695, bluebell - in 2016 I woke up around 1 AM Pacific when someone in the neighborhood shot off a firework. And I thought - hmm, a liberal wouldn't celebrate an election victory like that - and went back to sleep happy.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (CeJUf)

719 Billionaires are so full of themselves I'm surprised they aren't Tweeting pictures of themselves taking a crap.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (T4oHT)

720 Don't sock me!!!

Posted by: cumjeff at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (Evws/)

721 If you want to watch the latest season of Doctor Who, skip episodes 3 and probably 6 (next week).

Those are the Very Special Episodes where they deal with An Important Message.

The others haven't been brilliant, though last week's story with the spiders ran nicely counter to Doctor Who convention.

Jodie Whittaker is fine as the Doctor, and visually the show is better than ever, but the scripts this year are warmed-over tapioca.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (2yngH)

722 2016 I was up in Erie for a visit and couldn't get over the Trump/Pence signs, Erie city and Erie county being where Democratic cheating and nepotism were invented. Sacked out early, turned on the tube about 2330, and lo and behold, things got interesting, like a Schwinn or a Marlin 22 under the Christmas tree.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (xzqr4)

723 Walmart Wolverines

I wish more people could appreciate what a brutally precise epithet that is.

Posted by: weew at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (gk7if)

724 You can always tell a Concern Troll, but you can't tell it much.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at November 06, 2018 06:44 PM (yScAF)

725 bluebell - in 2016 I woke up around 1 AM Pacific when someone in the neighborhood shot off a firework. And I thought - hmm, a liberal wouldn't celebrate an election victory like that - and went back to sleep happy.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 06, 2018 06:42 PM (CeJUf)
___

Ha! That's great.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (U5tDi)

726
569 Anybody know how to get down off a duck?

i think it involves spinning.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 06:45 PM (NmR1a)

727 Jodie Whittaker is fine as the Doctor, and visually the show is better than ever, but the scripts this year are warmed-over tapioca.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (2yngH)

........

I liked them all so far until last Sunday. Disjointed plot.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (6cpKd)

728 Pixy! How the heck are you? You actually like the chick Dr. Who?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 06:46 PM (U5tDi)

729 Dude ... aliens DID build the pyramids.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (0GJk6)

730 Whatever happened to that "Meathead" guy who called the elections? Is he still in business?
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2018 05:32

Do you mean the Decision Desk? It's still around. I'm puzzled as they say no House races called, yet KY-6 is colored as called for the D. I hope that's just a mistake in the software, the D is now leading but there's very little vote in.

We are grazing our way thru the election as is our tradition...cheese & crackers, BBQ meatballs, boneless wings, little egg rolls, etc. Yum!

Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2018 06:47 PM (yJ1e6)

731 I sure hope DOCTOR Blasey-Ford's hippocampus reminded her to vote.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (HgMAr)

732 738 I sure hope DOCTOR Blasey-Ford's hippocampus reminded her to vote.
Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 06:48 PM (HgMAr)



Only if her polling place has 2 front doors will it be possible.

Posted by: Decency at November 06, 2018 06:49 PM (xR+lz)

733 Pixy, can you do a hard ban on the previously banned troll with the hash (UkAXs)? Thanks.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (zRwJ/)

734 He's not anymore since Miami Dade started to report and the panhandle had anemic turnout.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 06:43 PM (UkAXs)

Stop being a repetitive fool, and you can stay....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (wYseH)

735 Neighbor lady's dad just sent me over a big bag of deer jerky. Had a note, sorry about the bum knees. We're about the same age, and I can't get out hunting much. He is a Bambi killing machine who runs a damn good smoker.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 06:51 PM (xzqr4)

736 740 Pixy, can you do a hard ban on the previously banned troll with the hash (UkAXs)? Thanks.
Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 06:50 PM (zRwJ/)

Seriously. It's not even good at concern trolling. Just tedious, repetitive, and boring.

Low energy.

Sad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

737 I absolutely hate John Nathan Turner. He sucked all the fun out of the last few Tom Baker seasons. Basically the BBC brought on some gloomy progressive homo to shit all over the series.

Jon Pertwee was awesome. As has been remarked by others, the most Bond-like of any Dr. Who. I'm also partial to Bill Hartnell, the original. Arrogant, condescending antisocial bastard. Truth be told, I don't consider any beyond the first four as "true" doctors. That's my purist stance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (/qEW2)

738 Concern Trolls ... Concern ABOUT Trolls ... much Concern all around.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (0GJk6)

739 And the euchre gods, as always, demand a fourth...
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 06:32 PM (mS+Df)

Present.

Posted by: WOPR at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (J70i0)

740 Its Greg. Do you really expect the "There's no wave!" troll to be interesting?

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (zRwJ/)

741 745 Concern Trolls ... Concern ABOUT Trolls ... much Concern all around.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:52 PM (0GJk6)

I'm concerned about how concerned you are about my concern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (BRvh1)

742 It's not the Madison Trash Pandas. It's the Rocket City (Huntsville, AL) Trash Pandas. I've already pre-ordered my t-shirt.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (S+f+m)

743 Ban the troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

744 I'm concerned about how concerned you are about my concern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 06:53 PM (BRvh1)


*Vader breath*

I find your concern concerning my concern ... concerning.

*Vader breath*

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 06:58 PM (0GJk6)

745 743 Burn the troll FIFY

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 07:08 PM (mJmCN)

746 Just got home. Everything is going to shit at work so I'm sitting here drinking wine AND tequila.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 06:19

I'm w/ ya there J. Merlot and tequila. Rock on!

Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2018 07:44 PM (yJ1e6)

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