West Virginia Senate Race Moved from "Leans Dem" to "Toss-Up"
Come On, West Virginia...

Vote this lying sonofabitch out on his craven liberal ass.

RealClearPolitics changed the Senate race on Monday from "lean Democratic" to "toss up" in response to gains made by Morrisey in the polls. Manchin now has just a 5-point advantage over Morrisey going into Election Day, according to the website's average.

A poll last week had Morrisey, the state's attorney general, up two points. Disaffected Democrats flocked to see President Trump at a rally in Huntington on Friday, where the president urged West Virginians, who voted for him by more than 40 points in 2016, to vote for Morrisey.



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1 Vote first

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2018 01:53 PM (87ACT)

2 Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

3 Impeach the dude! Whoever he is! Didn't read the content!

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (c+2jX)

4 Yeah, maybe his Kavanaugh no vote wasn't such a good idea...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

5 I hope this trend continues across the board.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (gJJd+)

6 This is really good news!

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 01:56 PM (uLuPn)

7 If WV boots Menendez, I'll buy Fallout 76

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 01:56 PM (KUaJL)

8 Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)


Morissey has aged way better.

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (9VeU0)

9 Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

as long as he's given up his vegan kick...

and I'd have voted for David Byrne.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (8D42x)

10 Taking off. Looks like I'll have plenty of comments in the last thread to read on the plane.

Posted by: CA Token at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (lRprG)

11 *spits out teeth*

Posted by: Suffragette at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (XkVXQ)

12 I hope Morrisey wins although I will miss clueless Manchin looking around at his fellow dem wits to see if he is allowed to clap during Trumps SOTU address.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (JItMV)

13


Lol, I just finished watching that link from the sidebar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (HaL55)

14 Did I say that I cried?

Posted by: Morrisey at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (aKsyK)

15 I really hope Michigan comes through, too!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 06, 2018 01:57 PM (/5WQL)

16 First-ish!

Posted by: Taqyi2Me at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (tT8gB)

17 Manchin voted yes for Kavanaugh, didn't he? He was ranked either way that he voted, though.

Sad. /s

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (uDcBt)

18 Yup, the kav thing pissed off alot of people.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (0OmEj)

19 I saw Morrissey open for Psychedlic Furs,

wait, what?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (RKQ/v)

20 I am completely mystified by these deep red states that have Democratic Senators.

How could they be fooled ever once into voting for commies?

And then how could they be fooled OVER AND OVER AND OVER voting those same commies back into office.

WHAT THE FUCK is the matter with duped red-state voters???

All Dems "caucus" together, meaning there is NO DISSENT in the Democratic Party. Whatever lies, they tell you to get elected, look at theu actions in office. They go along with Schumer and Pelosi and the Anti0fa-wing of the Dems IN EVERY VOTE!

Wake the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (c+2jX)

21 Isn't Manchin banging some lady Senator on his yacht? Or is that some other Dem?

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (9VeU0)

22 FL


I haven't confirmed but saw a tweet saying GOP performing better than Dems in Hillsborough and Duval counties.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (MAstk)

23 Rush just said it's looking good in Florida if the poll data is true.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (euYPC)

24 2
Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

It's close. But I prefer Morrisey's singing voice. though Smith is perhaps a better song writer.Gotta go with Morrisey though, since he seems to have taken the Red Pill and woken up recently.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (8tNRg)

25 Toss up toss off.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (BXMxN)

26 Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (z2W2E)

27 Will we be seeing the Decision Desk fire up later today?

Posted by: HarrysNotHere at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (VGh/A)

28 Aye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (2I4LM)

29 no dem senators in red states ever again

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (VckGX)

30 Wake up, West Virginia! Today!!

Posted by: Taqyia2me at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (tT8gB)

31 I thought Manchin voted yes for Kavanaugh knowing it was certainly a death sentence politically otherwise.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (jUVms)

32 7 If WV boots Menendez, I'll buy Fallout 76
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 01:56 PM (KUaJL)
-----------
Too much early drinking, Joe- you gotta pace yourself... it's a marathon.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (2o7Th)

33 Joe , Ya gotta purty mouth


*toothless chortle*

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (L/iaS)

34 Morrissey has a real shot.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (MAstk)

35 I think the RDR2 graphics are too realistic. I felt sorry for that screech old bitty.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (7J5t2)

36 Palpatine is probably acting like a jewbilly ninja taking out prime Communist agents is WV.

And the Suffragette gets what she deserves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (r/emI)

37

"Trump" analogous with "historic numbers".

This election will be no different.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (2I4LM)

38 The Dems found a rake named "Kavanaugh," then climbed a ladder and jumped down onto the upturned tines.

You have to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (1+J19)

39 So, what's everyone hearing out there? Are they in panic-mode at Trump HQ? Are PDJT's people putting-out "brace for the worst" messages?

They should probably have a pretty good idea by now for at least the Eastern and Central time zones, which is where most of the "action" is, how things are going.

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (nUFhj)

40
Joe's Man-Chin is glass. I hope. He's a turd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (/9p9e)

41 Joe's Man-Chin is...OUT???

Posted by: Don Lemony Fresh at November 06, 2018 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

42 Pass the BBQ sauce. Gonna need a lot to choke down this nasty-tasting annoying feminist.

Posted by: the Alligator at November 06, 2018 02:00 PM (DuAZ5)

43 Hour - long lines in Georgia.

Because Obama.

Yeah.

Obama.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 02:00 PM (LL1Be)

44 Too much early drinking, Joe- you gotta pace yourself... it's a marathon.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (2o7Th)

Not drunk, sleep deprived. The newborn was up all night.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

45
Voters reporting problems with broken scanners around the city, hours long wait times in Queens and on the Island.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (/9p9e)

46 I am completely mystified by these deep red states that have Democratic Senators


===

some are holdovers of the days when being a democrat in the south was the thing. WV also is a union thug state, with the coal mining heritage and whatnot.

some are the results of carefully planned lawfare by partisan DOJ investigations.

some are the results of carefully planned character assassinations like the sweet, sweet rape birth guy.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (7J5t2)

47 I am true Conservative Democrat! I like da guns! My favorite is the sixy-shoter with the smokeless powders!

Posted by: Joe Manchin at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (JH5vx)

48



I hope Morrisey wins although I will miss clueless Manchin looking
around at his fellow dem wits to see if he is allowed to clap during
Trumps SOTU address.



How embarrassing. How did Mr. Mother May I show his face in public after that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (HaL55)

49 Heaven knows Morrissey's miserable now.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (c+2jX)

50 Jeez, Google literally just has

Go vote

In place of their banner now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (dXw7a)

51 TLW

What's the point we're supposed to get from that dumb broad?

Posted by: DMO at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (plH6Y)

52 Only downside I can see is it will prevent any "red state Democrat" from every supporting a Republican appointee again, since there will be no payoff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (I2dne)

53 Duncan Hines Classic White cake mixes being recalled because of salmonella.

RACISTS!

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (953wK)

54 weirdly, the best the dems could do this election cycle was get Dave Chappelle to whip up some baltimore hood rats.

No weird lawfare or character assassinations.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (7J5t2)

55 49 Heaven knows Morrissey's miserable now.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (c+2jX)


Doughboy or that Brit singer?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (/9p9e)

56 I am completely mystified by these deep red states that have Democratic Senators.
How could they be fooled ever once into voting for commies?
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM (c+2jX)

Unions. Probably a lot more to it, but start there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (IqOTP)

57 If Manchin wins, I want all coal power plants converted to nuclear. They can learn to code or something.

Seriously, how stupid does someone have to be to buy into Manchin's con?

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (UfkIY)

58 ....but, but... but...

Posted by: Msnbc at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (14qvS)

59 Perhaps the miners would rather hit the crack pipe?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (r9UYA)

60 31 I thought Manchin voted yes for Kavanaugh knowing it was certainly a death sentence politically otherwise.

My mistake... he did .. It was McKaskill that voted no

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

61 And be sane, Arizona!!

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (tT8gB)

62 That game footage defines awesome. Couldn't stop laughing. I wasn't even gonna buy it, but I'm getting it now just so I can feed the progressive to an alligator.

Posted by: Biergood at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (uGKH7)

63 RDR2 video is hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (AzW6q)

64 50 Jeez, Google literally just has

Go vote

In place of their banner now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (dXw7a)


If only I had the ability to jam/hack them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (/9p9e)

65 "Disaffected Democrats flocked to see President Trump at a rally in Huntington on Friday"

Really? Huh. I hadn't heard this before.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (MX7xj)

66 as I said, I remember voting in 2008 and 2012 where the line was LONG here. This was slightly more uptick than 2014, I'd say.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (7J5t2)

67 Should have had that video on constant loop showing Manchin trying to get permission to stand at the SOTU (or whatever it was). Yeah, he's his own man, well if Pelosi and Schumer give him permission.

Posted by: OCBill at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (df+Zi)

68 Fallout 76 ... puke.

Same with Starfield.

Just time wasting before finishing the One Game To Rule Them All.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (sDLUO)

69 43 Hour - long lines in Georgia.

Because Obama.

Yeah.

Obama.
-------------
Trump/Kemp brought out Vince Freakin' Dooley at the Macon rally. If you want rural votes in GA,
Vince > 200x (JEF + Orpha)

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (2o7Th)

70 Voted in NC today on the Outer Banks around 10:30. Light but steady, many elections (not all) there has been a line outside the door and down the steps. Did not have it today.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (YuQLm)

71 while I have a very hard time believing the polls, especially considering how they've tried to dissuade and demoralize us, if they can't help but report decent to hopeful news, I think this could be epic for us.

but I don't want to get my hopes up.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (8D42x)

72 Manchin should have switched parties after 2016.

He'd be sleeping right now.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (MAstk)

73
Ha. It doesn't look like Hotair will break 100 comments today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (dXw7a)

74 50 Jeez, Google literally just has

Go vote

In place of their banner now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:01 PM (dXw7a)


I just did. Straight R ticket, except for Kevin deWetback, although the only other choice was the brown-haired 83 year old smear merchant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:03 PM (IMdOQ)

75 50 Jeez, Google literally just has

Go vote

In place of their banner now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


How does one access or see the "Google banner"? I always hear about it, but I've never actually seen it.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)

76 Voters reporting problems with broken scanners
--

My ballot was rejected the first time. I stuffed it back in again and it was accepted. The marker was bleeding through the paper and it was a two-sided ballot.

Doesn't really matter 'cuz there is only about 300 voters in the precinct.

It's all make believe anyway.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (Lm4bP)

77 But only Smith can save us from Mecha-Streisand!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (r/emI)

78 If the Democratic Party was a plane, even a Wright Flyer could outpace it and fly circles around it.

To be honest, that fact that it's a toss-up for West Virginia is a bit stupid, given that WV split off from Virgina and became a state BECAUSE of the Democrats.

See under: Civil War

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (vv5+o)

79 I trust no poll until the final vote total is certified.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (iIzG7)

80 Um, that video. What the hell.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (9hauA)

81 I hear a deep rumble in Martha Radditz's bowels

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (nFwvY)

82 The whole nation needs to come together and sing Amazing Grace, and pray. We need prayer and a turning to God in this country far more than we need a red wave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (39g3+)

83 White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

Those poor white women - slaves to their tyrannical husbands.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (TEv5V)

84 Ironically, there is some evidence the Aztecs (Or Mayans, I forget which) actually did practice a ritual where two teams competed in a game, possibly a form of soccer or lacrosse, where the losing team was sacrificed.
I am not making this up.

-
All cultures are equal! Except for the normals. Those fuckers are sick!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

85 57 If Manchin wins, I want all coal power plants converted to nuclear. They can learn to code or something.

Seriously, how stupid does someone have to be to buy into Manchin's con?
Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (UfkIY)


If you're West Virginian and you've got die-uh-beet-us, how could you possibly vote for this clown

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (/9p9e)

86 Just voted, it was higher volume than usual mid term. Probably around 1500 already today, judging from my number. My precinct is diverse and the voters there reflected the make up. One interesting factoid, there is a cluster of Black Republicans in our neighborhood and precinct. They are active in local government.


Hilary won our precinct, but not by much so I would call it purple.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

87 I think the RDR2 graphics are too realistic. I felt sorry for that screech old bitty.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM (7J5t2)



Should have gone with C3PO

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (SiINZ)

88 Plus, a lot of old democrat voters still think of the DNC as the party of union jobs and basic national security, not an invasive foothold by Mayans being compelled to move here by the Conquistadors who run their countries.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (7J5t2)

89 54 weirdly, the best the dems could do this election cycle was get Dave Chappelle to whip up some baltimore hood rats.

No weird lawfare or character assassinations.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:02 PM (7J5t2)

Dave Chappelle has the look of someone who is being blackmailed. Every time he says something political, it seems like he knows it's not really true, but he's too afraid not to toe the party line.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

90 If the GOP picks up a seat in the House and a couple in the Senate, I will sign up for a Twitter account just to tell Goldberg who, what when, how and which barnyard animals.

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (qC1Sy)

91 I am double true Conservative Democrat! I enjoy the outdoorsings and have a dog breed! Sometimes I tow him with a rope until it is time to do the hunts or do the outdoor things!

Posted by: Joe Manchin at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (JH5vx)

92 Trump peeping at Melania's votes? Lol...

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

93 Willowed Morgan Fairchild:

I once was in an elevator with her in the MGM building in NYC heading up to the William Morris office.

Talk about a filthy mouth! Dang, I got embarrassed. And turned on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (/9p9e)


You lucky bastard.

I had the absolute hots for her when she was in Flamingo Road and even saw the horrible The Seduction just for her shower scene (spoiler - they're small, but firm and perky).

She's still gorgeous. Too bad she's a political lunatic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (kqsXK)

94 And when I voted, I insisted on producing a photo ID.

"That's not necessary, sir."

"I know, but it bloody well SHOULD be."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (IMdOQ)

95
Thunderstorms in the NYC area for the rest of the afternoon into the evening.

That could put a damper on Dem voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (/9p9e)

96 I am completely mystified by these deep red states that have Democratic Senators.
How could they be fooled ever once into voting for commies?
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 01:58 PM


Not a red state. It's all about coal. They knew Trump would be coal friendly, and Hillary would put them into poverty and unemployment forever. Outside of Presidential vote it's pretty much solid blue all the way down to dog-catcher.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (URwyc)

97
Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Help! Help! we're being repressed!

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

98 That red dead redemption stuff is frigging hysterical.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (9Om/r)

99 How does one access or see the "Google banner"? I always hear about it, but I've never actually seen it.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)
+++++++++
Just go to google.com - it is the logo/doodle/whatever

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (I2dne)

100 Like Melania is going to vote against her husband's party and success.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (9hauA)

101 Some browsers block the Google banner. If you see a small "flower" on the Google logo it might unlock the banner

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (IvQh8)

102 93 She's still gorgeous. Too bad she's a political lunatic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (kqsXK)


It would've been rather embarrassing to ask her for a date...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (/9p9e)

103 willowed from last thread:

Here's a ray of sunshine, perhaps.

According to BallotPedia (???), House of Rep retirements are 36 R and 18 D as of mid-October.

Looking at the HoR election on a macro level:

1)
Current House makeup is 238 R and 191 D, w/6 vacancies. (Caveat: I
don't know if the vacancies are included in the retirements above. I'll
assume they are not.)

2) After retirements, then, current House makeup would be (238-36=202) R and (191-18=173) D.

3) Requirement for House majority is 218.

4) That means D's have to win 45 of the 60 open races, which currently are split 39 R vs. 21 D, in order to win the majority.

5) I don't see it happening.

6)
(My other assumption is that incumbent advantage is as strong as ever.
If it's not, I believe that will break in R's favor also.)

With that, I'm outta here. Already voted, and tomorrow is soon enough to learn the results, as far as I'm concerned.

Hoping and praying along with all of you, though! Stand tall!

Posted by: BJM at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (O74hG)

104 Did Rush explain his NY and NJ voting problems tease at the top of the hour?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (72PAC)

105 How does one access or see the "Google banner"? I always hear about it, but I've never actually seen it.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)

-

It's just the name up at the top of the main page. They change it for communists birthdays and Ramadan, but not for stuff like independence day or Christmas.

Usually it says "Google" in a rainbow of colors. Today it's "go vote."

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (dXw7a)

106 7
If WV boots Menendez, I'll buy Fallout 76

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 01:56 PM (KUaJL)

I'll tell myself over and over that I'm not going to buy Fallout until it's been out for at least 6 months and the bugs are mostly fixed. No way I'm gonna pay $60 just to beta test somebody's half finished game for them....And then I'll just buy it as soon as it's released anyway. Just like I did Fallout 4. Who am I kidding?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (8tNRg)

107 and for me, I assume this was the lunch crowd. If the bad weather holds up until the drive home, then there's going to be a lot of folks not voting.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (7J5t2)

108 Oprah only went to Decatur - where we keep our most extreme progtards under glass for viewing.

Echo chamber political campaigns are super-effective .

Just ask President Hillary.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (LL1Be)

109 So blacks in Georgia and Florida will turn out to vote for Abrams and Gillum because they're black, but blacks in Michigan won't turn out for James and, instead, will vote for boring-white-woman-with-the-authentic-old-lady-smell Stabmenow?

Posted by: GOTFV at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (uloIh)

110 "She's still gorgeous. Too bad she's a political lunatic."

Rule One. NEVER forget Rule One.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (iIzG7)

111 So I live in a liberal stronghold here in Southern Maine - and the line to vote was out the school and wrapped around the gym building. It took an hour and a half to get through it, and it took all of my willpower to not comment about all of the comments I was hearing.

I declined one of those stupid, insipid "I voted" virtue signalling stickers. I can't stand them. Congrats, you performed your civic responsibility - the only other people who get stickers for doing their duty are 5 year old kids when they do their chores - and service members when they "go above and beyond the call of duty." By voting - you do neither. You might as well put a sticker on your lapel that says that you put your socks on this morning.

If you get to wear that stupid "I voted" sticker all day feeling smug and proud of yourself for doing what you're supposed to, then on April 15th I'd like to wear a sticker that says "I Paid (a lot of) Taxes".

I also had to shout my way out of the building after I voted. There was a gauntlet of political lampreys stalking the halls. One an exit poll. I said no. Then before I could even take a step out the door some harpy was saying "SIGN THIS PETITION TO PROTECT MAINE WORKERS!" to which I projected my best sideline football coach voice "NO" and at that point all of the rest of them got the message.

Why am I so angry?

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (kI/3T)

112 106 7
If WV boots Menendez, I'll buy Fallout 76

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 01:56 PM (KUaJL)

I'll tell myself over and over that I'm not going to buy Fallout until it's been out for at least 6 months and the bugs are mostly fixed. No way I'm gonna pay $60 just to beta test somebody's half finished game for them....And then I'll just buy it as soon as it's released anyway. Just like I did Fallout 4. Who am I kidding?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (8tNRg)


It would be a miracle if West Virginia booted the New Jersey senator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (/9p9e)

113 All cultures are equal! Except for the normals. Those fuckers are sick!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)


"Diversity is our strength! Tolerance for everything and everybody! Except for American values and conservatives, of course."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (Wd55D)

114 92 Trump peeping at Melania's votes? Lol...
Posted by: IC


trust, but verify

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (nFwvY)

115 "Butcher Holler."

Small Appalachian valley, or expression of bloodthirsty glee?

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

116 82 Aye, and Amen.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (l+2q0)

117 Oregon govenors race is a toss up
That means at about 7pm the migrant caravan will spontaneously appear outside the Multnomah County Elections office

Posted by: harley1911 at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (t0I0y)

118 Why do you think I turned down season 3 of the Chappelle show?

Hollywood is sick. Every horrible rumor you heard? It's way worse.

You think people like Harvey Weinstein just rape people? It's so much worse. Think Charles Manson - he was Hollywood and friends with the Beachboys or did you forget?

Spirit cooking is the least disgusting thing they do.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (JH5vx)

119 113 All cultures are equal! Except for the normals. Those fuckers are sick!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

"Diversity is our strength! Tolerance for everything and everybody! Except for American values and conservatives, of course."

====

America is a nation of these immigrants from the Green Inferno waiting to cross the border illegally in Mexico.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (7J5t2)

120 And when I voted, I insisted on producing a photo ID.

+++

Flaunting your white privilege, rayciss

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (IvQh8)

121 Willowed:

Just out of idle curiosity, what are the coordinates of Mexico City's stadium?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Lat 19.313667
Lon -99.140355

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (f/ass)

122 Don't worry, folks -- we'll have fresh polling tomorrow to help us interpret the midterm election results!

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (uloIh)

123 I laughed so hard that that RDR2 video, its so wrong but hilarious because I know what its like to have a character like that in a game. That obnoxious preacher Heimskr in Whiterun, who hasn't killed him horribly at least once?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

124 If anyone needs Shelby foote's civil war volume 1 of 3 on kindle, it's $2.99 today. Instead of lugging around a thousand page book

Posted by: NCKate at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (1ngXt)

125 It would be a miracle if West Virginia booted the New Jersey senator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (/9p9e)

Whatever works!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (wYseH)

126 White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

-

Way to be ***holes to black women.

Vote like your husbands aren't watching, black women!

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (dXw7a)

127 This was one of Ace's best:

If you vote Republican, you will make this milk-soaked cuck cry tears of soy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (jUVms)

128
Luntz has a final Trafalgar poll showing both DeSantis and Scott in the lead.

DeSantis is +4, at 50%, his biggest lead so far.

Scott is now in the lead at 49% to 46.3% for the corpse Nelson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (/9p9e)

129 I voted!
so did KTE

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (dMvl+)

130 And they really pulled out the stops today - Uber was offering the NPCs free rides to polling places this morning - even sent an alert to my phone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (AzW6q)

131 125 It would be a miracle if West Virginia booted the New Jersey senator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:07 PM (/9p9e)

Whatever works!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (wYseH)


Agreed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (/9p9e)

132

I'll tell myself over and over that I'm not going to buy Fallout until
it's been out for at least 6 months and the bugs are mostly fixed. No
way I'm gonna pay $60 just to beta test somebody's half finished game
for them....And then I'll just buy it as soon as it's released anyway.
Just like I did Fallout 4. Who am I kidding?


I miss Crimson Skies.

That was the one and only game I ever really liked, so naturally it won't run on Win10. Bastages...

And also naturally, there's no equivalent of it on the market today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (HaL55)

133 Someone needs to tell that beeyotch, Jen Kirkman, to have more respect for women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (+lVUW)

134 I'll tell myself over and over that I'm not going to
buy Fallout until it's been out for at least 6 months and the bugs are
mostly fixed. No way I'm gonna pay $60 just to beta test somebody's half
finished game for them....And then I'll just buy it as soon as it's
released anyway. Just like I did Fallout 4. Who am I kidding?


Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (8tNRg)

I'm a die hard fallout fan. I just don't know if I'm going to like fallout 76. I don't like the idea of the PVP crap and having internet douchebags being able to fuck with your game. I was always a solo gamer, my game, my world, my voyage, get the fuck out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (9Om/r)

135 >>I know what its like to have a character like that in a game. That obnoxious preacher Heimskr in Whiterun, who hasn't killed him horribly at least once? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

Today you will surrender your lunch-money.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

136 I watched the Red Dead Redemption suffragette beatdown vids, and then let it cycle through other RDR vids to see what the game is like.

SJWs should calm down, there is equal opportunity smackdowns on both sides of the aisle. I approve of the first wave suffragetes, but man that lady is a humorless scold when you get her talking. A gun store owner with a gadsden flag has a boy locked up in his cellar, dressed like his dead son. Redneck southerners are sibling humpers. It's pretty equal opportunity offensive on both sides, which is probably the point.

Will not be surprised if SJWs try to paint it as the current form of Westworld and try to get it shut down. It is what they do, when you try to have fun wrong.

Posted by: LizLem, voting like the wind today at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (hvf9s)

137 "Butcher Holler."

Small Appalachian valley, or expression of bloodthirsty glee?
Posted by: Zod


Lo Retta Lynn's homestead.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (f/ass)

138 99 How does one access or see the "Google banner"? I always hear about it, but I've never actually seen it.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)

Just go to google.com - it is the logo/doodle/whatever
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

---

It's just the name up at the top of the main page. They change it for communists birthdays and Ramadan, but not for stuff like independence day or Christmas.

Usually it says "Google" in a rainbow of colors. Today it's "go vote."
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Hmmm, I just see what I always see - - the search boxes. Google has been my home page since 1997.

What I see (and have always seen) is this:

---------------------------

("Google" at top in small colorful letters)

Advanced Search
Find pages with... To do this in the search box
all these words:

Type the important words: tricolor rat terrier
this exact word or phrase:

Put exact words in quotes: "rat terrier"
any of these words:

Type OR between all the words you want: miniature OR standard
none of these words:

Put a minus sign just before words you don't want: -rodent, -"Jack Russell"
numbers ranging from:

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...but no "banner" or anything like that. Strange.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (c+2jX)

139 Thunderstorms in the NYC area for the rest of the afternoon into the evening.

That could put a damper on Dem voters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (/9p9e)


Tell them to get up on the roof holding an umbrella high to signal their vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (Wd55D)

140 Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (9hauA)

Apparently it's a very popular video game. Perhaps it was intended to encourage red voters to get their political redemption? although I've never done video games and don't really enjoy people pounding on each other in games or movies.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's sister Mandy at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (AllCR)

141 Luntz has a final Trafalgar poll showing both DeSantis and Scott in the lead.

DeSantis is +4, at 50%, his biggest lead so far.

Scott is now in the lead at 49% to 46.3% for the corpse Nelson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

____________

FL is officially the state I'm most worried about, so that is good news indeed.

Guess we'll know tonight.

I can understand a tight Senate race, but the fact that Gillum could win really makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (UfkIY)

142 West Virginia Senate Race Moved from "Leans Dem" to "Toss-Up"


And we all know that "Toss-Up" is code for the Return of the Nazi Reich...

Posted by: Don(key) Lemon at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (LL1Be)

143 I feel so bad for you dumb worthless women so weak you're controlled by your husbands. How hard it must be to go through life craven and cringing and unable to think for yourselves. I mean... that's what the feminist left keeps saying about you all, it must be true, right? Far be it from me to mansplain how they are full of crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

144 why is pixy a mofo today?

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (DJFLF)

145 That predictit site is selling Manchin re-elect "NO" at 23 cents.

Does that mean you can make some money on this?

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (9VeU0)

146 Sorry. Many Cloggenstein sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (AllCR)

147 I know what its like to have a character like that in a game. That obnoxious preacher Heimskr in Whiterun, who hasn't killed him horribly at least once? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

Do you make it to the Cloud District often?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

148 *waves to LizLem*

How goes the writing?

Some of the Special Snowflakes want the Suffragette coded as a child so she can't be killed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (r/emI)

149 82 The whole nation needs to come together and sing Amazing Grace, and pray. We need prayer and a turning to God in this country far more than we need a red wave.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (39g3+)

Agreed. But we have at least 33% that are G-dless heathens and satan worshipping joo-hating animists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (/9p9e)

150 >>126 White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

Transgenders: Vote like your disapproving psychiatrist isn't watching.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

151 I miss Crimson Skies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (HaL55)


Steampunk Flying game ? I seem to recall it was one of the first XBOX titles.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (5Ezu/)

152 was trying to post my cute voting story but I was...DENIED

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (DJFLF)

153 128
Luntz has a final Trafalgar poll showing both DeSantis and Scott in the lead.

DeSantis is +4, at 50%, his biggest lead so far.

Scott is now in the lead at 49% to 46.3% for the corpse Nelson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (/9p9e)

=============

I suspect this means the party has solidified around Scott and DeSantis. I also suspect the scandals surrounding Gillum hurt him badly and swayed potential ticket splitters who might have been buying the "DeSantis=Rayyysist!!!" meme.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (3p6jn)

154 ...but no "banner" or anything like that. Strange.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++++
Yeah, "banner" is a bit of a misnomer. The words "Go Vote" are in place of the "Google" logo today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (I2dne)

155 Why am I so angry?
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (kI/3T)
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Radicalized by Trump's hate speech, no doubt.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (2o7Th)

156 4 Yeah, maybe his Kavanaugh no vote wasn't such a good idea...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

Except he voted yes.

Posted by: JPV at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (T6elx)

157 121 Willowed:

Just out of idle curiosity, what are the coordinates of Mexico City's stadium?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Lat 19.313667
Lon -99.140355
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:08 PM (f/ass)
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Also read that 100 of the migrants, including children, were kidnapped by the drug cartels on the way to Mexico City.

Trump tried to warn them.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (G0vdT)

158 Luntz has a final Trafalgar poll showing both DeSantis and Scott in the lead.

DeSantis is +4, at 50%, his biggest lead so far.

Scott is now in the lead at 49% to 46.3% for the corpse Nelson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:09 PM (/9p9e)

Wait, Gillum not leading by a bunch? I was told Gillum was leading by a bunch just yesterday. Because (suburban) white women. And stuff.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (bUjCl)

159 Gosh I must be a real loser. I am actually wearing my I voted sticker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (kG5hP)

160 141 I can understand a tight Senate race, but the fact that Gillum could win really makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (UfkIY)

Even though it's Luntz, the Trafalgar poll was the only one that predicted PDT winning PA and MI in 2016. And Luntz is axiomatically Democrat-leaning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (/9p9e)

161 I'm a die hard fallout fan. I just don't know if I'm going to like fallout 76. I don't like the idea of the PVP crap and having internet douchebags being able to fuck with your game. I was always a solo gamer, my game, my world, my voyage, get the fuck out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Yep. I'm with you. I've played every Fallout to death. It's my favorite series. When I read the new one is more of an MMO, I was crushed. Doubt I'll buy it.

Posted by: Biergood at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (uGKH7)

162 Another look at Dead Red??
Funneh.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (xqfqx)

163
That tweet, once again assuming women vote dem as a block.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (r+sAi)

164 159 Gosh I must be a real loser. I am actually wearing my I voted sticker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (kG5hP)

Well I am wearing one of your creations and have had a ton of compliments already..

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

165 158 Because (suburban) white women. And stuff.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (bUjCl)


Immigration/Caravan invasion is Dem kryptonite to suburban women.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (/9p9e)

166 *I haven't confirmed but saw a tweet saying GOP performing better than Dems in Hillsborough and Duval counties.*

Voted in Hillsborough at polls open- 25+ people in line- My assumption was majority was Republican. Duval and Hillsborough both tend to go blue (big cities in Florida are almost all blue, look at the 2016 Florida voting map for more) so if Repubs are trending, that's good. I still can't believe anybody wants to vote for Gillum. Desantis is sorta boring but he has a good record in Congress and is former military. He should win but half this state is insane.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (2CG5J)

167 I suspect this means the party has solidified around Scott and DeSantis. I also suspect the scandals surrounding Gillum hurt him badly and swayed potential ticket splitters who might have been buying the "DeSantis=Rayyysist!!!" meme.
Posted by: Jackal

It is, in the end, all about who actually turns out to vote. The know-it-alls can poll the crap out of people, but it's the people that actually show up to vote that get counted.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

168 Speaking of bitches, isn't Manchin the guy who wanted to stand up for West Virginia during Trump's state of the union address, then sat back down because Schumer gave him a dirty look?

Geez, what a pansy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (+lVUW)

169 After she tweeted she was punched and tied to railroad tracks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (DwORW)

170 Man, oh man, these polls tightened faster than [fill in the blank].

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (bUjCl)

171

Love the RDR2 cut.

Some people cannot separate entertainment from reality.

And some people cannot see the difference between Tammy Bruce Feminists and New Psycho Feminists.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (2I4LM)

172 163
That tweet, once again assuming women vote dem as a block.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (r+sAi)

===========

Yup. Someone needs to send her AtC's rant.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (3p6jn)

173 Where is WIGOP'R ?
How's that Blue Wave working out?

Give me numbers, bitch!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (LL1Be)

174 95


Thunderstorms in the NYC area for the rest of the afternoon into the evening.



That could put a damper on Dem voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:05 PM (/9p9e)

Won't matter. There's still too many of them. Half of them could stay home and it wouldn't make a difference. Here in upstate all I see are Molinaro signs. Aside from little urban blue pockets I'm guessing most of upstate will probably go red. But NYC always decides the issue.
Wish we could secede from NYC and it's environs. The city sucks so much of the energy and political initiative away from the rest of the state.Not that our GOP is much to be proud of. Molinaro is no prize. But anything is better than Cuomo, who is roundly hated by almost everybody outside of the cities.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (8tNRg)

175 I declined one of those stupid, insipid "I voted" virtue signalling stickers.

I'm wearing one at work - to annoy the moonbats that I work with because they know I vote "differently"

Posted by: House Popular Vote at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (RzUqr)

176 154 ...but no "banner" or anything like that. Strange.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:10 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++++
Yeah, "banner" is a bit of a misnomer. The words "Go Vote" are in place of the "Google" logo today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Not for me! Still says "Google."

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (c+2jX)

177 Gosh I must be a real loser. I am actually wearing my I voted sticker.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (kG5hP)

Ah ...as a matter of fact yeah. LOL

Sorry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (bim/x)

178 Just because leftist women apparently have sucky husbands and pitiful sex lives (see Crazy Eyes from the other day) does not mean everyone is in the same boat.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (9hauA)

179 Where's the Snidely Whiplash train?
The croc is funny, the editing sucks and the stomp is just evil.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (FhXTo)

180 Is this a game thread now?

Buy a Switch, best system out there and Nintendo makes the best games.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (72PAC)

181 I mean if we want to push all wish casting aside and just be "objective" and pretend polls are always right, the polling has moved into Republicans direction and looks good to me.

And many of the tight Senate races have the Democrat incumbent below 50%, which traditionally was a really bad sign.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (UfkIY)

182
How does one access or see the "Google banner"? I always hear about it, but I've never actually seen it.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (c+2jX)


Just go to www.google.com

Speaking of banners, has 4chan depantsed the "He Will Not Divide Us" dolt yet?

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (pNxlR)

183 Look, if you're a liberal woman - your husband isn't watching. Or listening. He's in the next room, silently weeping at what his life has become.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

184 168 Speaking of bitches, isn't Manchin the guy who wanted to stand up for West Virginia during Trump's state of the union address, then sat back down because Schumer gave him a dirty look?

Geez, what a pansy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (+lVUW)
------

Yes, that's him.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

185 Man, oh man, these polls tightened faster than [fill in the blank].
Posted by: runner


The prom queen on her wedding night?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (f/ass)

186 Well I am wearing one of your creations and have had a ton of compliments already..
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (a0IVu)
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Obviously an 'ette of exquisite taste.

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (qC1Sy)

187 Tammy Bruce makes me feel funny where I pee ...

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (5Ezu/)

188 He should win but half this state is insane.
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot


Only half?

Never underestimate.....FLORIDA MAN!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (vcOmj)

189 156 4 Yeah, maybe his Kavanaugh no vote wasn't such a good idea...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

Except he voted yes.
Posted by: JPV at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (T6elx)


He was transparently triangulating a political vote as opposed to just doing the right thing, or even the wrong thing by his own principles. Of which he has none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (/9p9e)

190 Yeah, maybe his Kavanaugh no vote wasn't such a good idea...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

Except he voted yes.
Posted by: JPV at November 06, 2018 02:12 PM (T6elx)

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Thank you! That's what I thought, but wasn't sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (I16G8)

191 You mean this rant of AlextheChick's???

--------
Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (r/emI)

192 Is this a game thread now?




NO !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (bUjCl)

193 Yeah, logo is probably the best term. Banner means something else with websites now that I think about it. Good thing I'm not a computer guy! Banner it is!

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (dXw7a)

194 >>White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

Calm down, sweetheart. And make me a sandwich.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf)

195 183 Look, if you're a liberal woman - your husband isn't watching. Or listening. He's in the next room, silently weeping at what his life has become.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

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LOL!

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (qC1Sy)

196 Not for me! Still says "Google."
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++
What's your secret?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (I2dne)

197 Man, oh man, these polls tightened faster than a Brillo pad in a Venusian snowstorm

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (wW03z)

198 Vote like the voting booth has a curtain around it.....Wait...it does?

Posted by: The reality based community at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (e1q4h)

199 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort. What is it w/ lefties and getting nekkid and being public about it.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (a0IVu)

200 Sex Thread > Game Thread

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (LL1Be)

201 Do you make it to the Cloud District often?

Yeah there are a few really annoying characters in that town. And honestly every gamer has done terrible things to annoying characters, in as funny a way as possible, even if you have to reload to go back and reset things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

202 How could they be fooled ever once into voting for commies?

And then how could they be fooled OVER AND OVER AND OVER voting those same commies back into office.

WHAT THE FUCK is the matter with duped red-state voters???


This.

Posted by: B. Hussein Soetoro at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (ctuyM)

203 Look, if you're a liberal woman - your husband isn't watching. Or listening. He's in the next room, silently weeping at what his life has become.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
Not necessarily - he could be listening to his rogue mental butler and getting ready to leave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (I2dne)

204 OK, back to the polls. See you later tonight

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (Izzlo)

205 Anyone know where they are holding Hillary's victory celebration?

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (9uh2V)

206 199 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort. What is it w/ lefties and getting nekkid and being public about it.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (a0IVu)

---------

Daddy issues attention whore gotta attention whore.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (jUVms)

207 >>Sex Thread > Game Thread

Football Thread > Game Thread

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

208 top three hundred?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (d7Ww2)

209 Well I am wearing one of your creations and have had a ton of compliments already..
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (a0IVu)


Aww. thank you !!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (kG5hP)

210 i must be on a list somewhere: i'm blocked by that racist witch, and i don't even know who she is...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (Dagiw)

211 Think it will be another late night. Of course if the Rs lose the house, the media will not reference the number of seats Obama lost the dems. They went from controlling 27 state legislatures in 2009 to 13 8 yrs later. And they lost 13 governorships, and 816 state legislative seats. They went from a 60 seat supermajority in the senate to 48 seat minority. And they lost the house, going from 257 seats to 194. No perspective will be provided from our trusted media.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (5mrLG)

212 174 Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (8tNRg


If the City vote is lackluster and the rural parts of the state turn out bigly, that could perhaps even dump Gillibrand. Maybe even an outside hail Mary shot at dumping Cummo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (/9p9e)

213 My vote counted for the first time today, I'm pretty thrilled about it. Its also only my second time voting. Used to Live in Chicago, where it was basically a waste of time to vote. Only time I did there was for McCain, not because I thought there was a chance but because I knew Barry would be an embarrassment. I'm in Indiana now, determined to not become a failed state like IL.

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (+2xjH)

214 196 Not for me! Still says "Google."
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++
What's your secret?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I wish I knew!

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (c+2jX)

215 79 I trust no poll until the final vote total is certified.

Posted by: Qoheleth
----------
Exactly..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (8SR1L)

216 @161 same here. I ventured into on-line play with GTA5, picked up a glitch that somehow botched my progress, days and days of game play shot. Never again. I don't need a 12yr old from Belize blowin me up every 5 minutes. No fun.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (xqfqx)

217 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort. What is it w/ lefties and getting nekkid and being public about it.
Posted by: IC


Vote for the leftist or I'll get naked. I. Will. Do. It.

Posted by: Hillzabub at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (e1q4h)

218 199 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort. What is it w/ lefties and getting nekkid and being public about it.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (a0IVu)



Vote, or else I gape my front and back holes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (/9p9e)

219 191 You mean this rant of AlextheChick's???

--------
Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (r/emI)

===============

Yesss. That Rant. Just reading it makes me wanna grab a cigarette - and I don't even smoke!

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (3p6jn)

220 Not for me! Still says "Google."
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (c+2jX)
------------
They may have you isolated to your own server at this point...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (2o7Th)

221 199 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort. What is it w/ lefties and getting nekkid and being public about it.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (a0IVu)


Why is it they have some of the most beautiful (but vacuous) women in their corner and only the ugly ones are willing to strip down?

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (h2Bdk)

222 207 >>Sex Thread > Game Thread

Football Thread > Game Thread
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

How about all three at once?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (72PAC)

223 194
>>White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.



Calm down, sweetheart. And make me a sandwich.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf)


On the heels of women saying vote for what we want or no nookie for you.
LOL Project much ladies?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (ymnmz)

224 Makeup/Eyebrow Threading Thread > Sex Thread > Game Thread

Posted by: Shep ! at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (bUjCl)

225 Why am I so angry?

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2018 02:06 PM (kI/3T)


Hate keeps a man alive.

Posted by: Quintus Arrius at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (kqsXK)

226 Possibly of interest to some: The Brazilian Real is holding steady against the USD.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (r9UYA)

227

EM OUMUAMUA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (a6fvI)

228 WV? Still hung over from beating Texas at Austin this past weekend.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (6qErC)

229 I don't need a 12yr old from Belize blowin me up every 5 minutes. No fun.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (xqfqx)


Speak for yourself !!!

Posted by: Shep ! at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (5Ezu/)

230 Vote like the voting booth has a curtain around it.....Wait...it does?
Posted by: The reality based community

Actually, where I vote, the touch screen panels you vote on do not have a curtain around them. There are spread out in a big room. But you can't read them from an angle, you have to be looking straight at them to read the display, so no one can see (from and angle) how you are voting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

231 160 141 I can understand a tight Senate race, but the fact that Gillum could win really makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:11 PM (UfkIY)

Even though it's Luntz, the Trafalgar poll was the only one that predicted PDT winning PA and MI in 2016. And Luntz is axiomatically Democrat-leaning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (/9p9e)

In a sane world in Florida (yes, that sounds oxymoronic if there is such a word), that scenario makes much more sense to me.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (CmURZ)

232 How about all three at once?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (72PAC)
+++++++++
I also considered a "Football sex games" thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (I2dne)

233 Where is WIGOP'R ?
How's that Blue Wave working out?

Give me numbers, bitch!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (LL1Be)

Hey, he was just raising a few points that nobody else was brave enough to raise, because those points were incorrect and pants-on-head stupid.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (IqOTP)

234 Back from voting and huge crowd. We also had to vote twice because we had a referendum just for people inside the city limits.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (yQpMk)

235
Yeah there are a few really annoying characters in that town. And honestly every gamer has done terrible things to annoying characters, in as funny a way as possible, even if you have to reload to go back and reset things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

Join the Companions, become a wearwolf, and during that first spree kill either Hemskir or Nazeem. Get off free!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (KUaJL)

236 Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.

Damn, but I appreciate a woman who knows the correct application of an apostrophe.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (h2Bdk)

237 @159
Me too. But down on the bottom I wrote BITCH.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (rCGpC)

238 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM


So ... AtC's been off the plantation for a few years?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (ctuyM)

239 If I had a boyfriend, he would look like Gillum.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (bUjCl)

240 I waved off the dem commissioner who offered me a commie ballot by saying: "I don't believe in killing trees for that nonsense".

I wonder if that confused him?

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

241 "Anyone know where they are holding Hillary's victory celebration?"

At the bottom of a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm betting Hillary's already there, and alone.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (iIzG7)

242 Interesting I think that there is some money to be made on Predictit. GOP under 217 seats in the house is selling at 72 cents.

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (9VeU0)

243 My vote counted for the first time today, I'm pretty thrilled about it. Its also only my second time voting. Used to Live in Chicago, where it was basically a waste of time to vote. Only time I did there was for McCain, not because I thought there was a chance but because I knew Barry would be an embarrassment. I'm in Indiana now, determined to not become a failed state like IL.
Posted by: Inogame


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (f/ass)

244 Yep. I'm with you. I've played every Fallout to
death. It's my favorite series. When I read the new one is more of an
MMO, I was crushed. Doubt I'll buy it.

Posted by: Biergood at November 06, 2018 02:13 PM (uGKH7)

Yup, Exactly. I walked the entire world map more times than I could count. I squeeeeezed everything I could out of those games. Every tunnel, every building, lake, ruins, all of it. In Fallout 4 I built huge ass compounds with warehouses to store power armor sets, weapons rooms, huge living spaces, etc. Those games were frigging amazing. Not liking this mmo shit. I had enough of that crap with Destiny 1 and 2.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (9Om/r)

245 I'm still not really sure what a "Wan Pussy" is, but I have no doubt that it's an appropriate descriptor for Ezra Klein

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (KUaJL)

246 Sex Thread > Game Thread



Football Thread > Game Thread

Gub Thread > All other Threads

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (Dagiw)

247 I used to be shrieking scold like you, until I took an alligator to the knee.

Posted by: RDR2_NPC at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (AzW6q)

248 Will we be seeing the Decision Desk fire up later today?
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM
~~~~~

No. He thinks we're all deplorable racists now. And last we heard, he was at Buzzfeed.

There was much discussion in the Morning Report thread.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (NtglE)

249
Not for me! Still says "Google."

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM


If you're using a utility program like 'NoScript' and are blocking some of Google's invasiveness, that's what happens. Like your issue with Twitter videos running.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (URwyc)

250 Game Thread"

Well, I got C and C Generals to play on my Win10 laptop...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (6qErC)

251 Men, if your women don't vote R, withhold the credit cards.

I love how they assume the women are voting R because they are mind controlled by their husbands.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (9hauA)

252 223
194

>>White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.





Calm down, sweetheart. And make me a sandwich.



Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf)


On the heels of women saying vote for what we want or no nookie for you.
LOL Project much ladies?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (ymnmz)

"Where is the threat in that" says every married man.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (jxbfJ)

253 Football Thread > Game Thread
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM


Omaha!

Posted by: P. Manning at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (ctuyM)

254 Will we be seeing the Decision Desk fire up later today?
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM
~~~~~

No. He thinks we're all deplorable racists now. And last we heard, he was at Buzzfeed.

There was much discussion in the Morning Report thread.
Posted by: IrishEi

_______________

I felt like all they did was basically call a race like 30 minutes before every other network does.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (UfkIY)

255 So in the last thread I complained about my flattening behind and Zod recommended I indulge in the new Philly Cheese steak BK burger. But I think it's more a matter of doing squats like all the young chickies in the gym are doing.

Just eating more will make the weight accumulate in my midsection and I don't want to blow up that area.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

256 Chelsea Handler has a topless video of herself as part of her GOTV effort.

And its working. People see that and rush out to vote Republican so those crazy disgusting freaks in the DNC don't ever gain power again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)

257 >>Will we be seeing the Decision Desk fire up later today?

Posted by: HarrysNotHere at November 06, 2018 01:59 PM

Plaid gives me a migraine.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (r9UYA)

258 "If anyone needs Shelby foote's civil war volume 1 of 3 on kindle, it's
$2.99 today. Instead of lugging around a thousand page book."
Best set of books I have ever read. Vols two and three even better. Prepare to give it some time, however.

Posted by: spuke at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (Azcpm)

259 That alligator should have done more damage.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (wFDuq)

260 so, early night tonight?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (Dagiw)

261 last I saw of Decision Desk dude here, is a link to his prognostication about unattainability of Pennsylvania for Republicans. That was Oct/Nov 2016. He was ok. Wasn't here for the flameout.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (bUjCl)

262 Yup, Exactly. I walked the entire world map more times than I could count. I squeeeeezed everything I could out of those games. Every tunnel, every building, lake, ruins, all of it. In Fallout 4 I built huge ass compounds with warehouses to store power armor sets, weapons rooms, huge living spaces, etc. Those games were frigging amazing. Not liking this mmo shit. I had enough of that crap with Destiny 1 and 2.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (9Om/r)


Somehow game studios got it into their head that because there were popular MMOs, every franchise should be an MMO.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (h2Bdk)

263


Football Thread > Game Thread


I miss elbows...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (HaL55)

264 Whip up the Vote! On some NPC Cucks!

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (2Mnv1)

265 Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I
am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or
who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they
may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of
cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar
condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless
pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not
my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to
take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself.
I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being
threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same
party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf
of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting
off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady
parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only
thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by
me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist
and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)



Damn, you gotta love that woman.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (9Om/r)

266 so, early night tonight?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (Dagiw)
++++++++++
My only guess is getting a firm picture by midnight on Saturday. But I'll be camped out in front of the TV for a goodly while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (I2dne)

267
Vote like your husbands aren't watching, black women!
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends


Black women, vote like your husbands aren't watching white women.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (aKsyK)

268 Wife was not excited about Scott, but she came around.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (fYi9j)

269 Every single Democrat who believes that the only
thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by
me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist
and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM (r/emI)


*I blushed*I hope she twaated that out in Twaater size twats.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (7CM5W)

270 Voters reporting problems with broken scanners

Took two times before the machine accepted my ballot when I voted this morning in VA.

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (TQEpc)

271 Somehow game studios got it into their head that because there were popular MMOs, every franchise should be an MMO.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:24 PM (h2Bdk)

No, game studios got it into their head that because MMOs made more money for the development costs that every game should be an MMO.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (KUaJL)

272 Willowed from the prior thread

Update on Collier County Florida. As of 150pm, turnout is at 65%. R's have a turnout advantage of 46k (56% of voters vs. 23% for Dems).

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (9uh2V)

273 212
174 Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:14 PM (8tNRg





If the City vote is lackluster and the rural parts of the state turn
out bigly, that could perhaps even dump Gillibrand. Maybe even an
outside hail Mary shot at dumping Cummo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (/9p9e)

Your lips to God's ears. For what it's worth, I always go early in the morning to vote, right at 6am. Usually I'm in line with maybe 10 or 12 other early birds at my polling place waiting to vote. Today there where already 50 or 60 people and I had to wait in a long line. I've never seen it so crowded at that time. I'm in a suburb of Albany.
Not sure if that's good or bad or what it means. *shrug*

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (8tNRg)

274 Pertaining to nothing ... looks like we're just gonna' taxi from Chicago to OKC.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (5Ezu/)

275 If you haven't voted, vote! And then drag any Normals you know to the polls.

(As was pointed out on a previous thread, if you think they may vote D, leave them home.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (72PAC)

276 Did someone say it's a good time for a vodka drink? Somebody must have said it -- cuz I'm having one! Finished up all my business and voting for the day. Then a nap -- cuz I ain't no day drinker. Lulz

Posted by: Octopussy at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (VcV0G)

277 But I think it's more a matter of doing squats like all the young chickies in the gym are doing.
Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM


Squats good. Deadlifts good. There are also machines that semi-isolate the gluteals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (ctuyM)

278 *Makes mental note to never screw with alexthechick*

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (r9UYA)

279 I felt like all they did was basically call a race like 30 minutes before every other network does.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (UfkIY)

---------------

This, and he did it with Moron/Ette volunteer labor if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (I16G8)

280 That alligator should have done more damage.



Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (wFDuq)
---
he got a bad roll on the dice...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (Dagiw)

281 Leftist women are two year olds in adults' bodies. Unendingly fascinated by their own nudity and bodily fluids and wanting to impose them on us all. Shrieking tantrums when they don't get their way. Emoting rather than laying out logical arguments.

Sad!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (9hauA)

282 Pertaining to nothing ... looks like we're just gonna' taxi from Chicago to OKC.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (5Ezu/)
++++++++++
Should've flown. The cab fare is going to be insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (I2dne)

283
Just eating more will make the weight accumulate in my midsection and I don't want to blow up that area.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM


Never get out of bed until you've done some ab exercises. They're incredibly easy and comfortable on a mattress while still lying down.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (URwyc)

284 @365

Sounds kinda bitchy.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (rCGpC)

285 Holy crap - I just read this idiocy from Ezra Klein...

I don't think people are ready for the crisis that will follow if Democrats win the House popular vote but not the majority.

Cue the lady from the Progressive commercials, "That's not how this works! That's not how ANY OF THIS works!!"

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (nUFhj)

286 Twitter is hilarious today.

NeverTrumper: "We need to vote for Dems to protect the Rule of Law in this country."

Dems: "WE MUST ABOLISH THE SENATE!!!!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (wCmLp)

287 249
Not for me! Still says "Google."

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:15 PM

If you're using a utility program like 'NoScript' and are blocking some of Google's invasiveness, that's what happens. Like your issue with Twitter videos running.

Posted by: Embedded


As far as I know, I'm not using any "NoScript"-type thing.

I suspect there are two versions of the Google search page -- the regular version, and a simplified kids' version without any of the standard search functions. Other people might be seeing the kid version with the ad/banners -- but I don't know how to access it.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (c+2jX)

288 284 @365

Sounds kinda bitchy.....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (rCGpC)

Xipe stole Ace's time machine.

Wonder whose comment it is...

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (72PAC)

289
so, early night tonight?
Posted by: redc1c4


No, we fell back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (aKsyK)

290 Squats good. Deadlifts good"

Snatch, clean, and jerk...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (6qErC)

291 Those videogame videos are hilarious. So glad I clicked.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (hrKZT)

292 Pertaining to nothing ... looks like we're just gonna' taxi from Chicago to OKC.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider

++++++++++

Should've flown. The cab fare is going to be insane.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



*snort. ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (f/ass)

293 I watched the rally in Cape G. on C-span today because I was working last night. Worth every second. Inspiring!

I voted for him but was not sure. Was very nervous, but this was the Flight 93 election for me. Thank you for guiding me, Lord!

Posted by: PJ at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (qlTN9)

294 94 And when I voted, I insisted on producing a photo ID.

"That's not necessary, sir."

"I know, but it bloody well SHOULD be."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------
Photo ID is req'd here in Southern Indiana..
FWIW, Camp NALNAMSAM voted straight R. Fuck Sleepin' Joe and the RV he rode in on (local joke from one of his commercial during an RV). What a buffoon... C'mon Braun, you blue shirt wearing fool, make it to the finish line!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (8SR1L)

295 "Anyone know where they are holding Hillary's victory celebration?"

Inside the Mexico City stadium?

Posted by: fly gal at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (8TdcF)

296 >>Zod recommended I indulge in the new Philly Cheese steak BK burger. But I think it's more a matter of doing squats like all the young chickies in the gym are doing.
Just eating more will make the weight accumulate in my midsection and I don't want to blow up that area. Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

Work out? Toil is dumb. Gentle massaging of the midsection will drive The Plump to the posterior. Incense, wine, and candles speed the process.

Also, nomenclature is everything. It's the "Burger King Sourdough Philly Cheese King."

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

297 Alligator was NPC. They are all pussies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (rCGpC)

298 No, game studios got it into their head that because MMOs made more money for the development costs that every game should be an MMO.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (KUaJL)


I don't know why they would think that, since, like, 80% of MMOs have shut down.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (h2Bdk)

299 239 If I had a boyfriend, he would look like Gillum.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 06, 2018 02:20 PM (bUjCl)


Black Knucklehead Smiff. Him and Lemon, the small bitter fruit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (/9p9e)

300 Anna!! *hugs*

The writing is going well! I had to work late yesterday so didn't get any done. Plan to make up for that tonight while watching election returns. In general am keeping up with my daily word goals.

I was getting frustrated with plot and characterization and watched some Youtube writing how-to vids yesterday while at work yesterday, instead of my usual podcasts. Helped a ton! I know how I want to rework one of my scenes now. Plan to write a new version of that scene tonight.

How goes the characters in your story? Do you like how your female protagonist is turning out?

Posted by: LizLem, voting like the wind today at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (hvf9s)

301 Cue the lady from the Progressive commercials, "That's not how this works! That's not how ANY OF THIS works!!"

"Don't you understand? More people voted in blue state cities than in red state rural areas! Its not fair they don't have more power!!!!"
--NPC leftist #4921

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

302 I suspect there are two versions of the Google search page -- the regular version, and a simplified kids' version without any of the standard search functions. Other people might be seeing the kid version with the ad/banners -- but I don't know how to access it.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (c+2jX)
+++++++++
Ah ha! When I go off of the kiddie version and into "advanced search" I just see the regular Google logo in the upper left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:29 PM (I2dne)

303 >>295 "Anyone know where they are holding Hillary's victory celebration?"

Zod is holding it in his left hand and leering. With his right hand, he is flicking off the camera.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

304 Did someone say it's a good time for a vodka drink? Somebody must have said it -- cuz I'm having one! Finished up all my business and voting for the day. Then a nap -- cuz I ain't no day drinker. Lulz
Posted by: Octopussy


It's well past 5:00 pm in London.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:29 PM (f/ass)

305 It's kinda funny watching the Dems come up with more and more reasons their man isn't banging the hot, new girl at work.
Their man = Obama voters who voted for Trump

He always works late = historical losses in the house
White, suburban woman hate Trump = he wore his ring this morning
Huge money advantage = we just bought a house

Honey, it's 2am-- he's plowed her twice and is snoring in her arms.

What im saying is, there has been NO polls that show working class, white men (traditional dems) are coming home

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 06, 2018 02:29 PM (TN1P5)

306
I suspect there are two versions of the Google search page -- the regular version, and a simplified kids' version without any of the standard search functions. Other people might be seeing the kid version with the ad/banners -- but I don't know how to access it.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:27 PM (c+2jX)

I'm just going to reiterate my pet theory that zombie actually lives in an adjacent parallel universe that is accessible to us through quantum tunneling over the internet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (KUaJL)

307 Can we take a poll?

How many have already started drinking?

How many are waiting until 5?

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (TQEpc)

308 Leftist women are two year olds in adults' bodies. Unendingly fascinated by their own nudity and bodily fluids and wanting to impose them on us all. Shrieking tantrums when they don't get their way. Emoting rather than laying out logical arguments.

Sad!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (9hauA)



Pretty sure that leftist wymyn cry when they have to flush their poop.


Though strangely, not when they kill their own children.





Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (9X624)

309 "even by my standards."
Lol.
love the ettes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (7CM5W)

310 Don't know a darn thing about video games, but I'll ask anyway: What is an MMO?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (AllCR)

311 273 I'm in a suburb of Albany.
Not sure if that's good or bad or what it means. *shrug*
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (8tNRg)

My polling place is in a faculty housing facility on NYU's campus. Wifey voted at 8AM, I voted around 10AM. Very light, almost empty both times.

For whatever it's worth. Think a lot of Lefties maybe think it's in the bag and their votes are not needed.

Oh boy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (/9p9e)

312 Anecdotal, but encouraging:

I live in a town of 5,700 in NJ. We have four voting districts. I voted at 10:45 AM and I was number 251 in my little district. Poll workers told me voting was very similar to presidential.

My town (and entire county) went for Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (NtglE)

313 Wassup, Horde? Anything special going on today?

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (4ra7n)

314 People are engaged in the outcome of this election.

I don't think the Donks realize how very pissed off we are.

Molon Labe

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (uLuPn)

315 Ah ha! When I go off of the kiddie version and into "advanced search" I just see the regular Google logo in the upper left.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Yeah -- I think we may be on to something!

But although you can go from kiddie --> advanced, for some reason I can't go backwards the other way. So I can never see the kiddie version.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (c+2jX)

316 I don't know why they would think that, since, like, 80% of MMOs have shut down.

The ones that survive are like printing money

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

317 281 Leftist women are two year olds in adults' bodies. Unendingly fascinated by their own nudity and bodily fluids and wanting to impose them on us all. Shrieking tantrums when they don't get their way. Emoting rather than laying out logical arguments.

Sad!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (9hauA)

Cato's Law of Nudists:

The nudist's urge to remove their clothes in public is inversely proportional to the public's desire to see them naked.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (J+mig)

318 Chalk up my vote for John James!
My polling place is usually sparse (two or three voting, usually no line).When I arrived (1:30p), there was no one in line, but about 5 people filling out their ballots. As I was filling in all the squares (no straight party voting allowed, not that I do that anyway), about ten people came in and a line actually formed!
So, slightly busier than what I'm used to.

Which is good, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (8iiMU)

319 For whatever it's worth. Think a lot of Lefties maybe think it's in the bag and their votes are not needed.

Oh boy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (/9p9e)

Well in Hymie Town that is probably accurate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (bim/x)

320 But although you can go from kiddie --> advanced, for some reason I can't go backwards the other way. So I can never see the kiddie version.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (c+2jX)
+++++++++
Clicking that "Google" logo in the upper-left sent me back to the kiddie version

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (I2dne)

321 My liberal boss in the Denver Oblast told me her polling place was dead as a doornail, FWIW.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

322 313 Wassup, Horde? Anything special going on today?
Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (4ra7n)

Nothing special beyond the usual. Deciding if we should have a game thread, sex thread or football thread.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (72PAC)

323 I had enough of that crap with Destiny 1 and 2.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 02:21 PM (9Om/r)

I really enjoyed playing Destiny with my brother and nephew online. It's actually alot of fun. At first. ....and then we shelled out $29.00 each for the expansion just for the privilege of having Destiny tell us we weren't worthy to play it. Our characters didn't have enough experience so we weren't allowed to access the new content. (????) I am not making this up. Seriously, FU Destiny. Piece of crap.
Diablo is hella fun though.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (8tNRg)

324 I don't understand this link in the sidebar:

"WTF? Yes, If This Guest on Red Letter Media Looks Familiar, He Is"

Jack's frequently on their shows, and 4 day crack binged Jay Bauman is like one of the founders.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (MQMD9)

325 Hey everybody. A bit of non-political stuff tonight:

Lowe's close? Oh noes!
I blame bozo CEOs.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/these-lowes-stores-are-closing-in-the-next-three-months-2018-11-05

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (miE9U)

326 I guess it makes me an old maid or something but I didn't find the video game funny. You can't laugh at something like that and, in the next breath, deplore Max Maxine. Now, if the alligator had just appeared spontaneously out of nowhere while the annoying character was berating the other characters and eaten her, that would have been funny.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (qc+VF)

327 Nothing special beyond the usual. Deciding if we should have a game thread, sex thread or football thread.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (72PAC)
+++++++
I vote for the power of anf!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (I2dne)

328 Sex Thread > Game Thread



Football Thread > Game Thread

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)


----
How about all three at once?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (72PAC)

Does the mean the Lingerie League is back on tv?

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (tOP4K)

329 I'm just going to reiterate my pet theory that zombie actually lives in an adjacent parallel universe that is accessible to us through quantum tunneling over the internet.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


That's also a possibility. Feels that way to me half the time, at least.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (c+2jX)

330 Voted here in Tennessee and waited in line with a middle age black couple. They were talking to the people ahead of about how this was their first time voting a straight R ticket.

I asked them what changed and they basically said they had voted D all their lives but nothing seemed to change. Boiled down to the good economy, Trump showing legitimate interest/concern in black unemployment and incarceration rates, and tired of D's just expecting the black vote like the sun rising in the morning.

Exit quote from the man: "I hope when voting ends tonight the Democratic Party sees a black exodus beginning and that puts some fear in 'em."

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (a7HML)

331 For whatever it's worth. Think a lot of Lefties maybe think it's in the bag and their votes are not needed.

Oh boy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

____________

Let's hope.

I really don't think minorities are engaged in this election, and if you want to believe the polls, Trump is doing better with them than any other Republican President.

I think most of the energy (hate) is coming from the lily white blue enclaves that go blue every time anyway. So yea, I'm sure places like Portland and Seattle will see a blue wave, but it's meaningless.

They have though thrown a shit ton of money. Republicans need to get better at fundraising.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (UfkIY)

332 310 Don't know a darn thing about video games, but I'll ask anyway: What is an MMO?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (AllCR)


A massive, multiplayer online game. It's a game where you can interact with thousands of other people playing the same game.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (h2Bdk)

333 the = this

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (tOP4K)

334 Omaha!

Posted by: P. Manning at November 06, 2018 02:22 PM (ctuyM)

**

Oh Ma ....OUCH!!!!!

Posted by: E. Manning at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (xqfqx)

335 Currently in line to vote in SC. Looks like an hour wait minimum. Guy way back toward the end of the line is handing out electioneering material. He may be far enough away from the actual polling place but I don't know if there's a prohibition based upon distance from a line of voters. If there is then is like to report him.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik on da fone at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (DTX3h)

336 Can we take a poll?
How many have already started drinking?
How many are waiting until 5?

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM


Since the Kavanaugh hearings my formerly strict standards have relaxed to some extent. I fully intend to return to those strict standards once the mid-terms are in the rear-view mirror.

See also: Road to hell, good intentions, paving

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (URwyc)

337 Just finished voting for MSM tears in suburban Atlanta. Heavy turnout, more than in 2016. Seemed like the crowd leaned Democrat crowd but so is my precinct. Plenty of motivated norms there too.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (MxEKc)

338 anybody think the "problem " with the voting machines isn't a problem?

maybe they AREN'T WORKING ON PURPOSE TO FORCE A MANUAL RECOUNT THAT WILL BE FRAUDULENT?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

339 Pretty sure that leftist wymyn cry when they have to flush their poop.


Though strangely, not when they kill their own children.


They see their turds, but PP makes sure they're insulated from ever having to associate with their baby whatsoever. If they did (and that's what they're all afraid of) they might actually consider it a life.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (TUU1F)

340
So, this vote thingy is next Thursday, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (9X624)

341 Black women, vote like your husbands aren't watching white women.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 02:25 PM (aKsyK)

---

lol

Don't have that problem.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (H5tB4)

342 Trump's fault! Suffragettes didn't get fed to alligators when Obama was in office!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

343 Fuck Manchin in particular. The last thing I need is six more unendurable years of JJ calling that cockwipe Joe's Man Chin. Fuck that shit!

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (y7DUB)

344 Wassup, Horde? Anything special going on today?
Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2018 02:31 PM (4ra7n)

Lots of people talking about "boating" and "get out the boats". I approve. It's been far too long since we inflicted wide scale scaphism and it's overdue for a comeback.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (IqOTP)

345 Red counties in FL are reporting record turnout.


Plus R ballots are ahead in Pinellas.


Wow. Vote vote vote folks!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (q+HNC)

346 Phillippe Reines (what a gay name) tweeted to Trump:

"It's not you vs. Obama.

It's not you vs Hillary.

It's you and your accidental two years vs America's first 240 years.

It's the first time since Nov 8 2016 the entire nation will render judgment on you.

You're fucked."

lol. Hey Phillie, it was Trump vs your boss Hillary in 2016, and he kicked her ass where it counted, in the electoral college. Tough shit for you, loser.

As for Trump's first two years being an "accident," it was no more an accident than when your whore mother conceived you. Oh wait, that probably was an actual accident. Trump's election was less of an accident than that. Trump was elected by tens of millions of American voters who were sick of Obama's lawlessness and ineptness and corruption and incompetence and who deliberately went to the polls and elected Trump instead of the equally lawless, corrupt, incompetent and inept Obama would-be successor, your beloved Hillary.

And no matter what happens today, Hillary will never be president, Obama will always be a feckless fuck-up, and the tens of millions of us who voted for Trump will always be glad we did.

Suck on that, you whiny nobody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (fqUgw)

347 Newvan, that is great news!

Also from what I've heard about Tenneseeans, they'll vote R just to show Taylor Swift who's really boss. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (miE9U)

348 Clicking that "Google" logo in the upper-left sent me back to the kiddie version
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Not for me -- I just go in a circle back to the regular "Advanced" version.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (c+2jX)

349 340
So, this vote thingy is next Thursday, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (9X624)

Only for the Democrats.

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (uLuPn)

350 Alena is switching from bouts of pragmatism and cynicism with little flickers of hope. Jens is being a proper likeable rogue. Venus being the alien playfully needles both Jens and Alena with observations about humanity.

The value of the McGuffin or the secret in the box has finalized and opened up a galaxy of complications. And every now and then will get a POV from two intergalactic hit men who are very disturbing.

With notes and scene ideas added to the scenes written, I stand at 10,000 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (r/emI)

351 Ugh. YouTube made me watch a 15-second Trevor Noah/Daily Show "GOTV" ad/show plug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (I2dne)

352 Squats good. Deadlifts good. There are also machines that semi-isolate the gluteals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 02:26 PM (ctuyM)


Thank you for this GAINZZ advice. Also to zod and Embedded

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

353 Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (h2Bdk)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (AllCR)

354 >>if the alligator had just appeared spontaneously out of nowhere while the annoying character was berating the other characters and eaten her, that would have been funny.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (qc+VF)

Samuel L. Jackson spontaneously devoured by mutant shark mid-harangue in "Deep Blue Sea."

C'est magnifique.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

355 Can we take a poll?
How many have already started drinking?
How many are waiting until 5?

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM


I voted.

I opened the bottle of port.

I had a glass. Possibly two.

But pacing is everything . . . pacing . . . pacing . . .

Where's that bottle?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (953wK)

356
I miss Crimson Skies.

That was the one and only game I ever really liked, so naturally it won't run on Win10. Bastages...

And also naturally, there's no equivalent of it on the market today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November on

...

100%

I suspect it's because they can't sell many copies of a game that pretty much requires a joystick.

Still, I have the sads. My copy remains in a top drawer.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (9C8nJ)

357 Not for me -- I just go in a circle back to the regular "Advanced" version.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (c+2jX)
+++++++
I vote for the "parallel universe" thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (I2dne)

358 Oops, that's for Nevyan, not Newvan. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (miE9U)

359 Frank Luntz presents his poll:

https://www.trafalgarstrategy.com/news/fl-sengov-survey-nov-6-2018/

And, you'll like his poll.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (YOhRS)

360 330 Voted here in Tennessee and waited in line with a middle age black couple. They were talking to the people ahead of about how this was their first time voting a straight R ticket.

I asked them what changed and they basically said they had voted D all their lives but nothing seemed to change. Boiled down to the good economy, Trump showing legitimate interest/concern in black unemployment and incarceration rates, and tired of D's just expecting the black vote like the sun rising in the morning.

Exit quote from the man: "I hope when voting ends tonight the Democratic Party sees a black exodus beginning and that puts some fear in 'em."
Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (a7HML)
-------


Wow. From his lips to God's ears please.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (G0vdT)

361 Don't know a darn thing about video games, but I'll ask anyway: What is an MMO?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (AllCR)

A massive, multiplayer online game. It's a game where you can interact with thousands of other people playing the same game.

-
And you don't have to wear pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

362 Just finished GOW4...on easy.
I'm a pusseh, I know. Just don't have the time to battle bosses for hours on end.
I spend my days at work doing that.

Posted by: E. Manning at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (xqfqx)

363 So, this vote thingy is next Thursday, right?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2018 02:34 PM (9X624)


Two days before Thanksgiving, just like it's always been.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (y7DUB)

364 "VOTE! But only if you're voting for Dems!! Otherwise shut up and go away!!"

Posted by: Hollywood Celebrities at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (miE9U)

365 Okay had to try it, my google says GO Vote

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (YuQLm)

366 331 Let's hope.

I really don't think minorities are engaged in this election, and if you want to believe the polls, Trump is doing better with them than any other Republican President.

I think most of the energy (hate) is coming from the lily white blue enclaves that go blue every time anyway. So yea, I'm sure places like Portland and Seattle will see a blue wave, but it's meaningless.

They have though thrown a shit ton of money. Republicans need to get better at fundraising.
Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (UfkIY)


By the way, I will laugh my ass off for days if Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco loses!

Joe Crowley is still on the ballot and could split the vote and put Pappas the GOP candidate in the winner's circle!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (/9p9e)

367 How many have already started drinking?

How many are waiting until 5?

I would but I'm at worth then off to visit mom so no drinkie poo for me until after 5

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (kG5hP)

368 2 Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

The Ohio State running back?

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (kiSdp)

369 GOP lead holding in Pinellas at 4,900

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (MAstk)

370 Back from voting in WNY...

Light, to non-existent turnout at my voting station fwtw.

What pisses me off is that all the judicial choices were locked in. All the candidates were "supported" by all parties...there was no choice.

You're telling me that all these "good" people support the same line of thought on say, the 2nd amendment rights.

In NYS, really...tell me more.

Posted by: browndog at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (bGMOs)

371 Fen,

MMO = Massively Multiplayer Online games.

With hundreds or thousands of players online.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (f/ass)

372 Phillippe Reines (what a gay name) tweeted to Trump:

"It's not you vs. Obama.

It's not you vs Hillary.

It's you and your accidental two years vs America's first 240 years.

It's the first time since Nov 8 2016 the entire nation will render judgment on you.

You're fucked."


Good to know they've got high-speed WiFi in his bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (cfSLd)

373 * work.. stupid fingers...

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (kG5hP)

374 Diablo is hella fun though.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 06, 2018 02:32 PM (8tNRg)

Got Diablo for the Switch. I'm totally hooked!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (MX7xj)

375

Stock Markets tanking on the 1 min charts, what news just came in?

Posted by: Hey at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (MzIuz)

376 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (fqUgw

Reines is a lovable guy. He also said that Juanita Broaddrick was full of sh--

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (AllCR)

377 Q
The Great Awakening

www.qmap.pub

If you haven't spent a fair amount of time there you are juuuust a bit behind on what's going down.

And if you think it's phony, put "Air Q Trump rally" in the utube search box. 37 second vid of PDT pointing (probably at a Q shirt or sign ) and then drawing a Q in the air with his finger.

For those totally in the dark, Q is a group of military intelligence and NSA.

They have the goods on the evil doers.

It's gonna be glorious.

Posted by: teej at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (QfSXK)

378 Voted here in Tennessee and waited in line with a middle age black couple. They were talking to the people ahead of about how this was their first time voting a straight R ticket.

I asked them what changed and they basically said they had voted D all their lives but nothing seemed to change. Boiled down to the good economy, Trump showing legitimate interest/concern in black unemployment and incarceration rates, and tired of D's just expecting the black vote like the sun rising in the morning.

Exit quote from the man: "I hope when voting ends tonight the Democratic Party sees a black exodus beginning and that puts some fear in 'em."
Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (a7HML)
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Wow. From his lips to God's ears please.
Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (G0vdT)


I wonder if those people have even heard of #Walkaway?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (953wK)

379 Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:

How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (miE9U)

380 so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (7CM5W)

381
Geez, half the Lowe's closing are in Canada. Seems like leftism and capitalism and home improvement have some weird connection.

Might require some math to figure that out.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (URwyc)

382 355 Can we take a poll?
How many have already started drinking?
How many are waiting until 5?

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM
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Nope, not yet. I figure about 7pm I'll have my first Manhattan. Elections results will dictate whether I have a second.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (G0vdT)

383 By the way, I will laugh my ass off for days if Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco loses!

Joe Crowley is still on the ballot and could split the vote and put Pappas the GOP candidate in the winner's circle!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:37 PM (/9p9e)


Me too! Oh please, please, please let it happen!

I don't care if Crowley wins. I just want Loopy Lupe to lose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (cfSLd)

384 >>368 2 Morissey is gonna be the WV Senator? I'd have preferred Robert Smith. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

Please, please, please, let him get what he wants.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

385 Handler is going to influence the I take my cues from naked retards demographic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (rCGpC)

386 My RDR2 question is if you can hog-tie the alligator and release it in town.

Son of TD opened his copy yesterday. We will see.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (9C8nJ)

387 379 Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:

How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (miE9U)
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Have to flip 23 seats.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (G0vdT)

388 That "feminist" video: It was set in the French Quarter!
They used the setting of Chartres Street just in front of St. Louis Cathedral, where the street runs between the church and Jackson Square. They really made it work. I could imagine everybody sweating, just as they do today and are doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (Fz8ov)

389
Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:

How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM


We have to wait for the popular vote tally.

Posted by: Ezra Klien at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (URwyc)

390 355
Can we take a poll?

How many have already started drinking?

How many are waiting until 5?



Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM



I voted.



I opened the bottle of port.



I had a glass. Possibly two.



But pacing is everything . . . pacing . . . pacing . . .



Where's that bottle?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (953wK)
I think this is going to be a night to celebrate with bourbon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)

391 Exit quote from the man: "I hope when voting ends tonight the Democratic
Party sees a black exodus beginning and that puts some fear in 'em."

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (a7HML)

That is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

392 Off over the hill number 10 sock.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (xqfqx)

393 With notes and scene ideas added to the scenes written, I stand at 10,000 words.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (r/emI)


You're on track, then.

I'm... not.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (h2Bdk)

394 379 Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:

How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (miE9U)


They need 18 or 19 seats for a one-vote majority.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (/9p9e)

395 The women in my family are more hardcore Trump than the men.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (OysR5)

396 Have to flip 23 seats.
Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:39 PM (G0vdT)
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On it.

Posted by: Flamingo Circle Kicker at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (YOhRS)

397 How many have already started drinking?

How many are waiting until 5?


Started drinking? That would predicate I had ever stopped.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (TUU1F)

398 307 Can we take a poll?

How many have already started drinking?

How many are waiting until 5?
Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:30 PM (TQEpc)
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I waited until noon in EST, as planned!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (2o7Th)

399 My prediction is many votes will be counted and many tears will be shed and many drinks will be drunk.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (kbp55)

400 389


Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:



How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?



Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM



We have to wait for the popular vote tally.

Posted by: Ezra Klien at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (URwyc)

Net 23 for the Dims to have a majority.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)

401 I hear a deep rumble in Martha Radditz's bowels
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Means nothing. She's always been full of shit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (LoLQo)

402 23 seats to flip.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (MAstk)

403 379 Somebody PLEASE fill me in here:

How many seats in the House do Dems need to take to get control of it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (miE9U)


They need 18 or 19 seats for a one-vote majority.

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Net 24.

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

404 I think this is going to be a night to celebrate with bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)


I'm doing the low/no carb thing, so port for me nowadays is a real luxury splurge.

I'm feelin' good, so why not feel good?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (953wK)

405 I voted.





I opened the bottle of port.


Port? Port means Left!

You should have opened the bottle of Starboard!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)

406 380
so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (7CM5W)

About as long as it takes for the roofies to kick in.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (jxbfJ)

407 FWIW, my analysis/prediction:

The conventional wisdom, using publicly-available polls, is that The Republicans won't lose ground in the Senate, and rather may pick up some seats. Further, that Republicans will likely lose the House, by a small margin.

So start from there, and adjust for the BS inherent in the system. The polls - as in 2016 - contact a small, biased, sample of the population, break THAT down into imprecise info on the various demographics, and then combine those imprecise numbers into final numbers using their voter turnout models. The voter turnout models are likely based on historical trends - which don't apply in the Age of Trump.

In other words, the polls are based as much on the probably-flawed turnout models (which are a wild-assed guess) as they are on what the people who can actually get on the phone have to say. (And what Trump supporter wants to talk to those a-holes?) What they're telling us isn't bad ANYWAY, but they got it wrong a LOT in 2016, and predicting 2018 should be just as much of a wild card.

Now - as then - they can't account for the "Trump factor", which they still don't even understand. We keep hearing the convention wisdom about "mid-term" elections - which DOES NOT APPLY. Usually, the Presidential winner has already simply blown off most of his promises, and gotten almost nowhere with the rest. Disappointed voters stay home. The POTUS tries to help a little where he can, but sometimes it's actually better if he just stays home.

INSTEAD, we have a POTUS who actually EXCEEDED expectations - literally did better than the pundits said was POSSIBLE. Rather than mostly stay home, offering a few endorsements from a distance, THIS guy has held DOZENS of enormous rallies - it's almost like he's running again (because he understands that he sort of IS).

They tell us "the Dems are energized, because they lost, and they're angry", while the winning voters get complacent. They ignore that - normally - 2 years don't go by with the guy you elected getting viciously and unfairly attacked every... single.. day. Perhaps more importantly, they ignore that the Trump VOTERS (and their country!) have ALSO been viciously and unfairly attacked every... single.. day as well!

So don't try to tell me that Trump voters aren't "energized"!! Early voting results are confirming that Republican enthusiasm is at LEAST as great as the Dems.

Keep in mind that true Independents have witnessed both Trump's incredible successes and the the Left's out-of-control maniacal antics.

It's been said that the polls being off (due to bad assumptions) by just a LITTLE can result in a whole string of supposedly-close races ALL going ONE way - and mean dozens of seats moving in the House.

THEREFORE - and keeping in mind the simple truth that "Trump's a Winner" (admit it - it's practically supernatural!) - I predict a BIG day for Republicans tomorrow. To put numbers to it, I'll say Republicans gain 4 seats in the Senate (maybe more!), and stay pretty much steady in the House.

May the Greatness be with you all!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (hOOi9)

408 Collier County FL is at a jaw dropping 66.44% turnout.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (MAstk)

409 23 seats to flip.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (MAstk)


we can flip too

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (bUjCl)

410 Generally I would be hip deep in vodka and cigarettes by 5PM CST on election day, but I'm hitting a talk at Church tonight in support of our Priest who trying to get new things going and don't want to be in valurite moron mode when it starts at 7pm.

Now once 8:30 hits I'll play catch up.

Posted by: H Badger at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (n/0Nw)

411 so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM


Having a friend or two pre-BOFA each cup speeds up the processes significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (ctuyM)

412
So this Schwieikert guy is predicting the GOP picks up 5-6 Senate seats and will hold the House.

And the factor that did it was both Kavanaugh and the Caravan.

That jibes with my thoughts. Here's hoping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (/9p9e)

413

I voted about 1 hour ago.

I admit to voting for Diane Feinstein ... the only alternative was Kevin DeLeon, who, as I recall, is proud of the fact that 1/2 of his family is illegal ...

One item of interest was the number of people voting in-person. I was one of three; one already there, one walked in as I was leaving.

Another item of interest was the number of absentee voters. As the poll worker sorted through the pages to find my name, I noticed quite a lot of print in boxes that should normally be empty.

The explanation was on the page with my name. I was one of about 4 voters with blank boxes for signature and address. The other 20-25 voters had the pre-printed "voted absentee" text.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (FlRtG)

414 so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November

...

What warming methods are you employing?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (9C8nJ)

415 What is an MMO? "

Just before MMP.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (6qErC)

416 Port? Port means Left!

You should have opened the bottle of Starboard!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (oVJmc)


Yes, but I'm drinking it.

Sweet, sweet leftie (port) tears.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (953wK)

417 407 Posted by: Optimizer at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (hOOi9)


See me at 412.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (/9p9e)

418 395 The women in my family are more hardcore Trump than the men.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (OysR5)


There's a certain type of woman who is easy to manipulate through emotional messaging. "For the children" works every time even if the issue in question is only very, very loosely tied to children.

There's another type of woman who recognizes an attempt at emotional manipulation for what it is, and it makes her very angry.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (h2Bdk)

419 365 Okay had to try it, my google says GO Vote
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker


Presumably you're looking at the kid-version page, though.

I think we've pinned down the problem -- the logo only changes on the Google page that doesn't have all the search functions, but it remains the standard logo on the normal search page. My problem is that I don't seem to have any way to access the kid-version page. I think I may have set up some kind of "redirect" setting a gazillion years ago so I'd always automatically go to the real search page and not the goofy one.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (c+2jX)

420 I guess now is the time of the day where we all wait and sweat.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (7J5t2)

421 Optimizer, I concur.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (rCGpC)

422 Posted by: Optimizer at November 06, 2018 02:41 PM (hOOi9)

Thanks for your thoughtful, well articulated post. I hope that your analysis is correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (AllCR)

423 393
With notes and scene ideas added to the scenes written, I stand at 10,000 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:35 PM (r/emI)



You're on track, then.



I'm... not.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (h2Bdk)

Since I'm writing and editing I put in 45 minute "word sprints" with 5 minute break. to keep me working. I track how many i did of those. Gotta go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (7CM5W)

424 My prediction of 5 minutes went out the window, was in line 21 minutes in and out in 24

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (T4oHT)

425 Ace's Liver at 2am this morning I was at 9,875 words, so I kept going until I went over 10,000. I don't even have to write today to be on track. But I will write.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (r/emI)

426 I know, let's relive 2016 and when we went from "fucking president hillary" to "hmmm" to "BOFA is in play"

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (7J5t2)

427 @378
From talking to them I don't think so. They didn't indicate how friends or family were voting but you could tell they were... bitter... with the D's. Whether that is sign of something bigger we will know tonight.

I'm going to be real interested to see how the black vote breaks in Tennessee (four biggest areas are going to be Memphis, Nashville, Chattanooga, and Knoxville) and in the national black vote.

Oh. It was also good to see people being civil with each other while waiting to vote... but that's the South for yah.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (a7HML)

428 Rush just said it's looking good in Florida if the poll data is true.

--

He's relating more positive news today than I've found anywhere. Everywhere else, it's jump off the ledge for Republicans today.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (JoUsr)

429 That jibes with my thoughts. Here's hoping.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (/9p9e)

Miss kallisto-Cleo says the GOP holds the House by 5-6 seats and the Senate picks up 3.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

430 Collier County turnout in 2016 was around 87%. Predict that Scott and Desantis carry the county by bigger margins than Trump did, based on current turnout trends.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (9uh2V)

431 Scaphism. Had to look that one up, hogmartin. The things you learn here.
Yes, I went boating today, too. The local rowboat races will tell a lot. Northern NH is pretty far from Boston, but I did have a guy with the same last name try to use my address to boat last time. Looked him up on line - guess which party.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (4ra7n)

432 So this Schwieikert guy is predicting the GOP picks up 5-6 Senate seats and will hold the House.

We may have to open the strategic pudding reserve.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

433 Did the Kos Kidz do any more Mentos type commercials for Neddie LaMont? Those worked out well before...

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

434 Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Nothing like a feminist to assume her fellow women are so weak minded that they can't vote their conscience if their husband is watching. Good lord.

Posted by: deadrody at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (6q6RM)

435 I admit to voting for Diane Feinstein ... the only alternative was Kevin DeLeon, who, as I recall, is proud of the fact that 1/2 of his family is illegal ...

I voted for Kevin deWetback, partly for just that reason: hang the illegal immigration issue right around the Dems' necks.

Also to hose Feinstein for her despicable conduct in the Kavanaugh matter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (cfSLd)

436 I voted in Maryland this morning. Shortly after the polls opened at 7am, but only about 15 people ahead of me in line. I was in and out in 15 minutes. It was a lot worse than that for the 2016 elections, so not sure what to make of that.

I originally was just going to go and vote for our governor, but after Kavanaugh, I decided to put a check next to any R that showed up on the ballot. If the D's take the House, I imagine two years of the same behavior we saw with the Kavanaugh nomination.

Posted by: Claudia at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (zYWPO)

437 Has CNN called it yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (dNzKv)

438 369 GOP lead holding in Pinellas at 4,900
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:38 PM (MAstk)

And the GOP outpaces the Dems in voting after work.

This is Charlie Crist's district. Cook has it as D+2.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (CmURZ)

439 I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide survey and not individual races.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (7J5t2)

440 I opened the bottle of port.

I had a glass. Possibly two.

But pacing is everything . . . pacing . . . pacing . . .

Where's that bottle?
Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:36 PM (953wK)

I've opened one for me, and one for my mom, husband is bringing home dinner from our favorite little Mexican restaurant tonight, hoping for a celebration, but preparing for disappointment. Either way we will have good wine and good food.

Posted by: spypeach at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (TQEpc)

441 Election Day is always hardest for Republicans, because they have jobs and few of them can get news updates during business hours. If, on the other hand, you're voting Democrat and living in Mommy's basement...

Many people expect a GOP surge when Republicans get off work, and go vote...

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (iIzG7)

442 Need 218 to have a majority in the House.
GOP have 240 right now.
Losing 23 will leave the GOP at 217.
So, 23 to flip.
Good grief, now I understand why there is no math on the threads!!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (8iiMU)

443 He's relating more positive news today than I've found anywhere.
Everywhere else, it's jump off the ledge for Republicans today.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (JoUsr)


Well we know the MSM is going to keep pushing the Blue Wave mantra right up until the polls close in Commiefornia, but where else is the bad news coming from?

Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (nUFhj)

444 There's another type of woman who recognizes an attempt at emotional manipulation for what it is, and it makes her very angry.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (h2Bdk)

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Yep. That's me.

Daughters are learning that the hard way.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (H5tB4)

445 We have to wait for the popular vote tally.
Posted by: Ezra Klien at November

...

I missed the other thread. But please tell me someone on Twitter has explained to this guy the basis of determining representation in the house, and then held his head in a toilet and flushed.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (9C8nJ)

446 I admit to voting for Diane Feinstein ... the only alternative was Kevin DeLeon, who, as I recall, is proud of the fact that 1/2 of his family is illegal ...

I voted for Kevin deWetback, partly for just that reason: hang the illegal immigration issue right around the Dems' necks.

Also to hose Feinstein for her despicable conduct in the Kavanaugh matter.

---------

I voted for Ted Cruz.

Election Day is a great day to live in Texas.

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

447 Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (9uh2V)

Orange is at 52%


Any infor on Miami or Broward, Palm Beach?

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (MAstk)

448 I wanted to see what google banner said.
Went to Bing, (my home page), typed "google", and it said FU.

Geez. Bing is so touchy sometimes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (f/ass)

449 So this Schwieikert guy is predicting the GOP picks up 5-6 Senate seats and will hold the House.

And the factor that did it was both Kavanaugh and the Caravan.

That jibes with my thoughts. Here's hoping.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:42 PM (/9p9e)

----------------

My prediction as well. Those 2 stunts so close to the election are going to cost them, bigly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (I16G8)

450 FNORD
Posted by: Bill Wynn"

PRNDL

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (6qErC)

451 Collier County FL is at a jaw dropping 66.44% turnout.

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Where is Collier Co? Is that panhandle?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (JoUsr)

452 Remember to practice your sympathy that the libs after all their tantrums didn't get their way.

Everybody has to understand that they people who would be cackling if we lost, will need some understanding and sympathy, if we win.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

453 Anna if you love doing it that's fantastic, but watch forcing yourself.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (T4oHT)

454 444 He's relating more positive news today than I've found anywhere.
Everywhere else, it's jump off the ledge for Republicans today.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:44 PM (JoUsr)


Well we know the MSM is going to keep pushing the Blue Wave mantra right up until the polls close in Commiefornia, but where else is the bad news coming from?
Posted by: DocJ at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (nUFhj)

I'm hearing the opposite.

Guess it's where you get your info from

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (CmURZ)

455 Everyone, thanks for answering my question!

Glad to hear it's that many. I thought the Dems only needed about a dozen or so.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (miE9U)

456 431 Collier County turnout in 2016 was around 87%. Predict that Scott and Desantis carry the county by bigger margins than Trump did, based on current turnout trends.
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (9uh2V)


I wonder if Broward and Miami will try to be last to report again so they can figure out the margin of cheating. IIRC, the county up by the Panhandle skunked them in 2016 so they couldn't pull that garbage.

Hope the hurricane doesn't mess them up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (/9p9e)

457 Tucker has Phillippe the Creep on his show from time to time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (aKsyK)

458 448 Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (9uh2V)

Orange is at 52%


Any infor on Miami or Broward, Palm Beach?
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (MAstk)
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I'd like to see that too. That's going to be key.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

459 440 I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide survey and not individual races.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (7J5t2)


The Generic Congressional Ballot is meaningless when aggregated to the national level. Everybody in journalism and politics knows this, but it fills air time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (h2Bdk)

460


Where is Collier Co? Is that panhandle?


Wherever it is, it's Lassie's home district.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (HaL55)

461 "I admit to voting for Dianne Feinstein... I voted for Kevin deWetback..."

Not a problem at our house. We consider it a sin to vote for a Democrat. We skipped that race, and several others.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (iIzG7)

462 If Trump had three dicks, he could buttfuvk three cats at once! Winning!

Posted by: Swami Mowgli at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (gitqB)

463 Did someone say it's a good time for a vodka drink? Somebody must have
said it -- cuz I'm having one! Finished up all my business and voting
for the day. Then a nap -- cuz I ain't no day drinker. Lulz

Posted by: Octopussy

---
did someone say "vodka drink"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (Dagiw)

464 456 Everyone, thanks for answering my question!

Glad to hear it's that many. I thought the Dems only needed about a dozen or so.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (miE9U)


I thought it was 18 or 19. In any case, the state to watch is Pennsylvania since their Supreme Court sabotaged the congressional districts with their gerrymandering last spring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (/9p9e)

465 Also think primary about same time voting was #240 give or take, was #1074 today.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (T4oHT)

466 "The marker was bleeding through the paper and it was a two-sided ballot. "
Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 02:04 PM (Lm4bP)


We had the same problem at our polling place. "Sharpie" markers were bleeding through the two sided ballot. You would think someone would have tested these things out.

Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (/roJx)

467 453 Remember to practice your sympathy that the libs after all their tantrums didn't get their way.

Everybody has to understand that they people who would be cackling if we lost, will need some understanding and sympathy, if we win.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (YOhRS)


Would sympathy include tips on seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (cfSLd)

468 Icairus is such a dangerous world, the sewer workers are issued body armor and blasters. And they still lose a few workers every year.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (r/emI)

469 Collier = Naples

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (fYi9j)

470
I originally was just going to go and vote for
our governor, but after Kavanaugh, I decided to put a check next to any R
that showed up on the ballot. If the D's take the House, I imagine two
years of the same behavior we saw with the Kavanaugh nomination.


Posted by: Claudia at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (zYWPO)


Claudia I hope your thought process is multiplied by six million.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

471 Where is Collier Co? Is that panhandle?
....

No.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (MAstk)

472 434 Did the Kos Kidz do any more Mentos type commercials for Neddie LaMont? Those worked out well before...
Posted by: Captain Hate

those people are 40 now. probably stripping naked for more get out the vote photopukes.

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (nFwvY)

473
Well we know the MSM is going to keep pushing the Blue Wave mantra right up until the polls close in Commiefornia, but where else is the bad news coming from?

--

Why, the prognostications of experts, of course.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (JoUsr)

474 SW Florida, where Rick Scott lives. Very wealthy, dont want an income tax, dont want insane enviromental regs.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (fYi9j)

475 I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide survey and not individual races.

------------

I think its just an admission that certain (all) liberals are stupid.

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (sX1BW)

476 Has CNN called it yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (dNzKv)


"Only 26 minutes of voting and the Dems have a NINE BILLION point lead!!!" ... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (miE9U)

477 Not gonna get my hopes up, but my polling place in solidly Republican Putnam County NY was far more packed then I've ever seen it. The closest I've ever seen was the first year I lived here in 2010, and that was still nowhere close to today. I'm hoping the cold rain makes the NYC vote say "fuck it, Cuomo's gonna win anyway" and Molinaro sneaks in a victory.

Regardless of the NY vote, I'm gonna pour myself a glass of bourbon around 8:30 and watch the results come in. Second glass if it looks like 2016 all over again!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (tAj5d)

478 so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November


Slap hot iron to 'em.

Posted by: AoSHQ NPC at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (ctuyM)

479 Not a problem at our house. We consider it a sin to vote for a Democrat. We skipped that race, and several others.


Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:48 PM (iIzG7)

---
never miss the chance to help the enemy make a mistake.

kicking Fineswine out should have been the goal of every conservative here in #Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (Dagiw)

480 457 431 Collier County turnout in 2016 was around 87%. Predict that Scott and Desantis carry the county by bigger margins than Trump did, based on current turnout trends.
Posted by: Tofer732 at November 06, 2018 02:45 PM (9uh2V)


I wonder if Broward and Miami will try to be last to report again so they can figure out the margin of cheating. IIRC, the county up by the Panhandle skunked them in 2016 so they couldn't pull that garbage.

Hope the hurricane doesn't mess them up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (/9p9e)

Broward, Palm Beach & Miami-Dade ALWAYS try to be last.

That way they can figure if they need only a trunkload or a semi full of "found" votes.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (CmURZ)

481 453
Remember to practice your sympathy that the libs after all their tantrums didn't get their way.



Everybody has to understand that they people who would be cackling
if we lost, will need some understanding and sympathy, if we win.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 02:47 PM (YOhRS)
Nah. Point, laugh. Mock. Assuming the Republicans win tonight, it is important we remind them that THEY lost 2016, and LOST 2018. America has spoken TWICE and both times THEY LOST.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (jxbfJ)

482 Has CNN called it yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (dNzKv)
---
Yesterday.

We're also calling Florida for the House-popular vote.

Posted by: CNN at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (YOhRS)

483 And, for the record, my Hispanic wife, who became a citizen about 4 years ago, voted straight for Trump and MSM tears for the 2nd time in a row I guess she is a white Hispanic now.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (MxEKc)

484 What provision has been made-if any for people in the parts of the South affected by the recent hurricane?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (AllCR)

485 So this Schwieikert guy is predicting the GOP picks up 5-6 Senate seats and will hold the House.

That's my guess. I cannot imagine the left is as remotely motivated and furious as the right. And Trump won by a ton of votes in some very unlikely places, very likely people want to give him the tools to get done what he needs done, not block him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (39g3+)

486 472 Where is Collier Co? Is that panhandle?
....

No.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (MAstk)

Southwest FL coast, about 150 miles south of Tampa & 30 miles south of Fort Myers.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (CmURZ)

487 I guess it makes me an old maid or something but I didn't find the video game funny. You can't laugh at something like that and, in the next breath, deplore Max Maxine. Now, if the alligator had just appeared spontaneously out of nowhere while the annoying character was berating the other characters and eaten her, that would have been funny.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 06, 2018 02:33 PM (qc+VF)


Same here. I found it actively distasteful. And sad.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (kqsXK)

488


Collier = Naples[/]


"Arf," she said.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (HaL55)

489 First we need the House popular vote, but we also need the earned run averages before we make a final determination.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (cfSLd)

490 I honestly can't imagine Floridians having such a high turnout because they're dying to have a state income tax. I just can't.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (JoUsr)

491 So if things start to trend well for the GOP, what's the optimal time to break out the pudding cups?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (miE9U)

492 478 Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (tAj5d)

Agreed on all fronts. Anecdotal news from me was very light turnout through mid morning here in the Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (/9p9e)

493 By the way, I will laugh my ass off for days if Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco loses!
____________________

She should lose, she's dumber than dirt. Did you see her answer when somebody asked her how she proposes to pay for her "Medicare for everybody" plan?

"I don't understand that question. We'll just pay for it!"

Bwahahaha. Yes, trillions of dollars will just rain down from the sky, or maybe it'll grow on the magic money trees she'll plant in her garden.

Every analyst who has looked at expanding Medicare to "everybody" has said that it would cost in the neighborhood of $30 trillion or more, over the next 10 years. Some current administrative costs would go down, but those savings would be dwarfed by the greatly increased demand for services that we always see when something is provided for "free."

And those analyses don't even try to address what happens if we have the wide open borders that Loopy also wants, and we have a few hundred million new third-world residents for whom we're providing "free" medical care.

But we can't expect Loopy to think about such things. She wants medical care to be free for everybody, and therefore it should be free, and she can't be bothered with the pesky details!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (fqUgw)

494 There's another type of woman who recognizes an attempt at emotional manipulation for what it is, and it makes her very angry.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:43 PM (h2Bdk)

I suspect this is true of most or all of the 'ettes.

I have been impervious to unnecessary manipulative tears and assorted whining from birth.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (9hauA)

495 469 Icairus is such a dangerous world, the sewer workers are issued body armor and blasters. And they still lose a few workers every year.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (r/emI)


Sounds like Oakland, CA in the late 1980s, where firefighters were issued body armor because in certain neighborhoods people would shoot at them as the truck drove by.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (h2Bdk)

496
I unfortunately am going to get a homo guv who along with the media avoided his whole homo the entire campaign, but will f'ing promote the hell out of his homo-ness for 4 f'ing years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

497 484 And, for the record, my Hispanic wife, who became a citizen about 4 years ago, voted straight for Trump and MSM tears for the 2nd time in a row I guess she is a white Hispanic now.
Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (MxEKc)
---------

Heh.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (G0vdT)

498 490 First we need the House popular vote, but we also need the earned run averages before we make a final determination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (cfSLd)

Don't forget BABIP.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (72PAC)

499 Southwest FL coast, about 150 miles south of Tampa & 30 miles south of Fort Myers.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (CmURZ)

Is Fort Myers aDemocrat area?

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (kiSdp)

500 I honestly can't imagine Floridians having such a high turnout because they're dying to have a state income tax. I just can't.

----------

No income = no problem.

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (sX1BW)

501 kicking Fineswine out should have been the goal of every conservative here in #Failifornia
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (Dagiw)


That was my reasoning exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (cfSLd)

502 Pinellas 57% in.

GOP +5000

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (MAstk)

503 479 so how long does it take refrigerated pudding cups to warm to room temp?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November


Since the nearest White Castle is 60 miles away, I think I better call the UberEats guy right now.

Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (/roJx)

504 Collier = Naples
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee



Flipper's district.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (f/ass)

505 "kicking Fineswine out should have been the goal of every conservative here in #Failifornia"

And install someone young enough to inflict himself on America for the next fifty years? Some say it would be better to keep Feinstein in; she's subject to the Grim Reaper's term limits. And say what you will, de Leon is farther left than her by a considerable margin.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (iIzG7)

506 476
I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue
wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide
survey and not individual races.



------------



I think its just an admission that certain (all) liberals are stupid.

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (sX1BW)


Yep, Find a metric by which they "win" and then tout that was what's wrong with the system. Hey Jackwagons, play the game by the rules and you might win something.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

507 Someone tell ATC, its manatee awareness month, supposedly. By whatever standards someone comes up with this stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

508 505 Collier = Naples
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Flipper's district.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (f/ass)


Bella Napoli!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (/9p9e)

509 Icairus is such a dangerous world, the sewer workers are issued body armor and blasters. And they still lose a few workers every year.


The CHUD are not to be trifled with.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (knxnT)

510 I did all I could in PA. My district is one of the monsters created by the PA Supreme Court (moonlighting as legislators) so there wasn't much I could help with.

My mother was working a couple of polling spots for the GOP and she said that a couple of dem workers were annoying as shit. The way she put it was, "She was doing her best impression of Maxine Waters". A judge came by later and said that there had been a report of the dem bitty harassing someone. He asked my mother, who had moved inside to get out of the rain and away from the dem harridan, who said that she was being bugged by her, too, so that he could say there were two complaints, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (YdB5/)

511 So if things start to trend well for the GOP, what's the optimal time to break out the pudding cups?

----------

When does Hillary start drinking?

On second thought ...

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

512 502 kicking Fineswine out should have been the goal of every conservative here in #Failifornia
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (Dagiw)

That was my reasoning exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (cfSL

Mine too. bloody scrunt needs to be retired.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

513 472
Where is Collier Co? Is that panhandle?

....



No.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:49 PM (MAstk)

"Collier" means 'coal'. Is there coal in that area, or was the county named after someone with that name?
Or, it means a Lassie-dog.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (8iiMU)

514 I am confident Scott will win.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (MAstk)

515 508 Someone tell ATC, its manatee awareness month, supposedly. By whatever standards someone comes up with this stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

You mean like, awareness of how grilled manatee tastes?

Because I've always been curious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (72PAC)

516 500 Southwest FL coast, about 150 miles south of Tampa & 30 miles south of Fort Myers.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (CmURZ)

Is Fort Myers aDemocrat area?
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (kiSdp)

No, No, and HELL NO!

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (CmURZ)

517


Clearly, I should start drinking immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (HaL55)

518 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
To be clear Farrakhan is a truly odious bigot (also, funnily enough, kinda a Trump supporter) and I dont think it's wahtaboutism to point that out. But also! There are some (lots of?) odious bigots in American politics with very real current political power.

-
"kinda a Trump supporter"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

519 Flipper's district.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (f/ass)


What a great show. Takes me back to the pre-SPF days.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (DJFLF)

520 I learned something new from the Dems today - house popular vote. never knew it was a thing before this.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

521
Any news from Georgia and that gap-toothed, gun-grabbing Marxist bobodon?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (/9p9e)

522 IC, yup.
At this stage I'd elect a sack of flour to replace DiFi in the Senate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (miE9U)

523 Had I know wife was going I would have came home first to get her, ( she doesn't always) but she went after I got home. Not sure if she i s going to add two or cancel my vote.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (T4oHT)

524 When I was 19, I walked from Kellogg Park (La Jolla shores) to Black's beach. Those 18 year old girls in bikinis looked a hell of a lot better than the nude 45 year old college professors

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (3HNOQ)

525 Crocodile eats Whistler's Mother?

Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (RuIsu)

526 Just voted. My husband wasn't watching. Some of the candidates were running unopposed - and they were all R's. I think they'll win.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (lwiT4)

527 So if things start to trend well for the GOP, what's the optimal time to break out the pudding cups?

--

If we're lucky enough to hold the House, I want to see a flaming Maxine Waters head.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (JoUsr)

528 518 Clearly, I should start drinking immediately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (HaL55)


"Ma nish ta na..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)

529 Agreed on all fronts. Anecdotal news from me was very light turnout through mid morning here in the Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:51 PM (/9p9e)


Fingers crossed...

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (tAj5d)

530 "Clearly, I should start drinking immediately."

That implies that at some point, you stopped. I sure as hell haven't.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (iIzG7)

531 492 So if things start to trend well for the GOP, what's the optimal time to break out the pudding cups?
Posted by: qdpsteve

when Martha Radditz drops a deuce in her drawers on ABC about 8:45pm

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

532 Well let me wander off to get some more writing done. Still need to get them off planet, in the middle of a shoot out as they board their spaceship at the spaceport.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (r/emI)

533 484 And, for the record, my Hispanic wife, who became a citizen about 4 years ago, voted straight for Trump and MSM tears for the 2nd time in a row I guess she is a white Hispanic now.
Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (MxEKc)

I do think a split is developing between Hispanic people who came here legally and are citizens and hard workers and those who are here illegally for the benes. The law-abiding ones don't want the illegals here any more than non-Hispanic conservatives do. I think the Left might be making a huge miscalculation here by assuming that all Hispanics are outraged by "racist" Trump.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (d6Ksn)

534 And install someone young enough to inflict himself on America for the next fifty years? Some say it would be better to keep Feinstein in; she's subject to the Grim Reaper's term limits. And say what you will, de Leon is farther left than her by a considerable margin.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (iIzG7)


Admittedly, it's a tough call, and you make a good point that I've agonized over. BUT ... deWetback is stupid enough to blot his copy book badly if he should get in, and if/when Feinstein keels over, Newsom will almost certainly appoint deWetback to her seat anyway. Last, deWetback would have zero seniority.

OTOH, his chances of winning are nil, so it's all academic anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (EYsyU)

535 No, I think the Decision Desk is dead. I suspect the deal with Buzzfeed fell through. I haven't heard anything via email lately and there's nothing about the election from Brandon on Twitter. It was fun for awhile though.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (5HBd1)

536 > I voted for Ted Cruz.

> Election Day is a great day to live in Texas.

It must've sucked to be hammered by all those Beta "Front Hole" O'Cuck ads.

Just remember that every dollar that was spent on that feckless fuckwit's campaign was a dollar that didn't get spent on a more competitive race.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (vOkuK)

537 house popular vote. never knew it was a thing before this.


With good reason. It's not.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (lwiT4)

538 Anyone else play World of Warships? I've been playing about two years now. It can be fun.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (e1q4h)

539 Not sure if she i s going to add two or cancel my vote.

wow

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (nRWPy)

540 I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide survey and not individual races.

THis "House Popular Total Vote" thing is pretty weird. Someone would have to be really twisted and demented to even think of such a thing. The Founders would have their shovels at the ready after hearing someone talk about something so incredibly stupid and anti-American. Shit ... even the pathetic party-oriented parliamentary systems don't have such a thing, I don't think ... though I wouldn't be surprised if they had a few "at-large" seats available ... which are sort of like the Dem primary super-delegates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (YdB5/)

541 Just voted for Ted Cruz, again.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (4e+hS)

542 OK this house popular vote thing confuses me. Isn't every district supposed be sort of weighted by the number of voters in it.


So in reality each rep is representing a similar number of people?


Except that the dems think that if they jack their votes in heavy blue districts that they get to claim the representation of some other low turnout district, or something.

Is this what they mean by the popular hose vote? Cause that's retarded.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

543 "If we're lucky enough to hold the House, I want to see a flaming Maxine Waters head."

If Omar Navarro is lucky enough to beat her, I want to see a flaming Maxine Waters wearing orange.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (iIzG7)

544 I do think a split is developing between Hispanic people who came here legally and are citizens and hard workers and those who are here illegally for the benes. The law-abiding ones don't want the illegals here any more than non-Hispanic conservatives do. I think the Left might be making a huge miscalculation here by assuming that all Hispanics are outraged by "racist" Trump.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (d6Ksn)


My Hispanic friends here are, to a man, opposed to illegal immigration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (EYsyU)

545 Anyone else play World of Warships? I've been playing about two years now. It can be fun.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (e1q4h)

your parents away ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (bUjCl)

546 when Martha Radditz drops a deuce in her drawers on ABC about 8:45pm
Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (nFwvY)


I'd pay to see that, LOL.
"Dammit, there goes another pair of Spanx!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (miE9U)

547
Every analyst who has looked at expanding Medicare to "everybody" has said that it would cost in the neighborhood of $30 trillion or more, over the next 10 years.

Why is every taxing or spending plan base itself on the next 10 years? Sort of like the old five year plans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

548 my purplish precinct here in Cali was the busiest I've ever seen it..not sure what that means. but the school board election is particularly divisive this year so maybe that motivated folks.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)

549 It must've sucked to be hammered by all those Beta "Front Hole" O'Cuck ads.

------------

Honestly, I didn't think there were that many.

Why spend the money now?

Posted by: SH at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (sX1BW)

550 Wouldn't de Leon be better since he would have no seniority and would be a backbencher?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (kbp55)

551 Is this what they mean by the popular hose vote? Cause that's retarded.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

Those last three words can be applied all liberal ideas and policies.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (72PAC)

552 You mean like, awareness of how grilled manatee tastes?



Manatee is the pork of the sea.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (knxnT)

553 What provision has been made-if any for people in the parts of the South affected by the recent hurricane?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (AllCR)

-----------

I believe they had an extra day of early voting, and the polls are staying open a little longer today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (I16G8)

554
So weird to be hearing Pete King ads now on radio.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (/9p9e)

555 Is Fort Myers aDemocrat area?
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (kiSdp)

No, No, and HELL NO!
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (CmURZ)

Sorry, I live a long ways away from there and had no idear.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (kiSdp)

556 If we're lucky enough to hold the House, I want to see a flaming Maxine Waters head.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (JoUsr)


Do wigs burn?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (EYsyU)

557 Democrats just called my house. They always try to hard sell my kids when they get to voting age.


Heh.


My kids make me look like a lefty.


I let them know to never ever call here again.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (nRWPy)

558 Well let me wander off to get some more writing done. Still need to get them off planet, in the middle of a shoot out as they board their spaceship at the spaceport.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (r/emI)


Damn spaceports! Shouldn't they be "blaster-free zones?" Where's the Space TSA when you need them?

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (953wK)

559 523
IC, yup.

At this stage I'd elect a sack of flour to replace DiFi in the Senate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (miE9U)

White flour, no doubt.
Rayciss.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

560 > White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

Instead, vote the way the childless, husbandless Twitter cat lady tells you to vote.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (vOkuK)

561 555
So weird to be hearing Pete King ads now on radio.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (/9p9e)

Last two elections I left that race blank instead of voting for him. This time around I'll hold my nose and vote for the RINO.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (72PAC)

562 That's like saying 'the school board popular vote.' Or the 'county sherriff popular vote'.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (lwiT4)

563 How about all three at once?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 02:18 PM (72PAC)
+++++++++
I also considered a "Football sex games" thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 02:19 PM (I2dne)

that's just for when we're confused...

Posted by: Monkeys fucking footballs at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (8D42x)

564 Wouldn't de Leon be better since he would have no seniority and would be a backbencher?


Alas, the Democrats ditched the seniority system at least a decade ago to get rid of the Blue Dogs. As an example, Kameltoe sits on the Judiciary even though she is a freshman Senator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (knxnT)

565 NOOD enemy

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (bUjCl)

566 Nood.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (4e+hS)

567 White Women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching.

---

with the naked on the backs making the screams

Posted by: The Paolo at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (NF7WJ)

568 I would have voted for Leon just to screw with DiFi, and my old bottle of port is for retirement, but I have scotch.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (T4oHT)

569 Except that the dems think that if they jack their votes in heavy blue districts that they get to claim the representation of some other low turnout district, or something.

Is this what they mean by the popular hose vote? Cause that's retarded.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)


Yes, that's what they think, sort of. It's not low turnout districts; it's contested districts. They think because Pelosi's district votes 97% Democrat (or whatever) a district that goes 52/48 Republican should somehow be represented by a Democrat.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (h2Bdk)

570 Ian, I'd take a sack of Masa flour or whole wheat flour too. No discrimination here!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (miE9U)

571 Posted by: Monkeys fucking footballs at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (8D42x)

Finally a break!

Posted by: The Chicken at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (72PAC)

572


Manatee is the pork of the sea.



*Insert Bubba Gump's recipe for manatee list here*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (HaL55)

573 Manatee is the pork of the sea.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (knxnT)


HOOOOOON! Waaaah woooo weee hrrrrrrrrrr HOOOOON!!!!!

Posted by: Wendell, Larry Correla's spokesmanatee at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (953wK)

574 "Just remember that every dollar that was spent on that feckless
fuckwit's campaign was a dollar that didn't get spent on a more
competitive race."


I like to think of Beta O'Rourke as a sponge to suck up California donors' money and waste it. Remember the Joker lighting that pile of money on fire? Yeah, a lot like that.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (iIzG7)

575 551 Wouldn't de Leon be better since he would have no seniority and would be a backbencher?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (kbp55)

You would think so but they gave Kamala Harris a seat on the judicial review committee didn't they? She should have been stuck making sandwiches for the War Turtle.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (a0IVu)

576 Manatee sausage okay, if you use enough fennel.

Posted by: simplemind at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (N9F/B)

577 Canada has about the same population as Texas. And half the total Lowes closings? Just out of curiosity, what's the GDP of Canada vs. Texas?

Posted by: mrp at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (Pqytn)

578 Late to the thread but....in case it hasn't been said...

"White women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching."

Can anyone come up with anything from the Vast Right-wing Patriarchy that is more insulting, condescending, and truly misogynist than that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (Rxduq)

579 So how's occasional cortex doing on the east coast?

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

580 565 Wouldn't de Leon be better since he would have no seniority and would be a backbencher?


Alas, the Democrats ditched the seniority system at least a decade ago to get rid of the Blue Dogs. As an example, Kameltoe sits on the Judiciary even though she is a freshman Senator.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (knxnT)


Also, Feinstein is 85. One way or another she's not going to be in that seat much longer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (h2Bdk)

581 That's like saying 'the school board popular vote.' Or the 'county sherriff popular vote'.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (lwiT4)

You're giving it too much thought.

He's just a dummy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (9hauA)

582
Alas, the Democrats ditched the seniority system at least a decade ago to get rid of the Blue Dogs. As an example, Kameltoe sits on the Judiciary even though she is a freshman Senator.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 02:58 PM (knxnT)


Thanks. I hadn't known that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (EYsyU)

583 > I let them know to never ever call here again.

I like to keep them on the line as long as possible by pretending to be interested in their drivel.

Every minute spent speaking with me = one minute they won't be speaking to a person who might actually be swayed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (vOkuK)

584 Decision Desk HQ still exists.
https://decisiondeskhq.com/I helped them a couple times as some of you have. Didn't this cycle (time, etc.). But I still get their emails.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)

585 Heretics:
----
Bacon Alternatives Worth Considering
If you want to have your bacon and eat it, too, consider opting for a bacon alternative. While it may not be quite as tasty as a slice of good old-fashioned bacon, it can still be delicious &mdash and, as a nice bonus, you can eat a lot more of it. “I suggest trying tempeh bacon or mushroom bacon,” Leung said. “These alternatives mimic the meaty flavor of pork bacon and can have a similar crunchy texture.”

Nutritionist Tamar Samuels said that turkey bacon can be a great alternative as well, particularly for people who are predisposed to colorectal cancer. “Turkey bacon has less heme iron, which can increase the formation of carcinogenic compounds,” she explained. “I would skip any vegetarian bacon made from ‘meat substitutes,’ as they often contain processed plant proteins that are difficult to digest. Eggplant bacon is amazing, though! You can’t go wrong with ‘bacon’ made from real, whole veggies.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bacon-nutrition_n_5bdb2b05e4b01abe6a1c336b

Posted by: CNN at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (YOhRS)

586 Ocasio-Cortez?
"She should lose, she's dumber than dirt. Did you see her answer
when somebody asked her how she proposes to pay for her "Medicare for
everybody" plan? "


She doesn't need to explain - she's just waiting to "get inaugurated" in January and then she'll just "start signing" bills and magically it will all get funded.

Posted by: House Popular Vote at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (RzUqr)

587 FNORD


PRNDL


PALOMINO!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (LL1Be)

588 nood Krugman...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (8D42x)

589 OK, I'm out for the day. No TV, no radio, no Ace, no anything until JJ's Morning Report. If we get hosed, at least I expect it. If we crush the left, then I'll be as happy as it's possible for me to be.

Stay frosty, everyone. MAGA!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (kqsXK)

590 556 Is Fort Myers aDemocrat area?
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:52 PM (kiSdp)

No, No, and HELL NO!
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 02:53 PM (CmURZ)

Sorry, I live a long ways away from there and had no idear.
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM (kiSdp)

LOL - no worries, no one knows about us here. We'd prefer it that way, as we don't want to be infested by the SE part of the state and random people from the Northeast who infect Miami, Fort Lauderdale, & Palm Beach like locusts.

SW Florida is a bastion of conservatism.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (CmURZ)

591 585
Decision Desk HQ still exists.
https://decisiondeskhq.com/I helped
them a couple times as some of you have. Didn't this cycle (time, etc.).
But I still get their emails.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)

DD HQ is also predicting the GOP will lose the House. Bigly

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (jxbfJ)

592
Annnnnnddddd,,,

BAM!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!!!

FIRST AGAIN!!!

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (GEhPL)

593 "White women. Vote like your husbands aren't watching."

Can anyone come up with anything from the Vast Right-wing Patriarchy that is more insulting, condescending, and truly misogynist than that?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


I could. But I'm not stoopid enough to say it out loud.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 03:01 PM (f/ass)

594 "I genuinely believe that I'm an advanced, well-armed, stealth-capable ship because it will help me harvest fungi better. That is not at all irrational."
-- Skyward, Brandon Sanderson


Heh


(note that this book is set in the far future of Sanderson's short story "Defending Elysium")

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 03:02 PM (LaTaD)

595 I actually think the Democrats sell their committee seats. You move up based on how well you fundraise for the party and share with the other Senators.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 03:02 PM (knxnT)

596 440
I'm also thinking the House Popular Vote is an admission that the blue
wave polling we've been hearing about has been based on a nationwide
survey and not individual races.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 02:46 PM (7J5t2)


Perhaps. But it's solace to them. "More" people are with us. Its like Hillary's win. She won Cali by 4.4M and lost the rest of the country by 1.4M - but everyone points to "Won by more than 3M votes" bullshit.

It's a cheap lying trick to try to convince people the country really is liberal.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2018 03:03 PM (q1VoB)

597 And bring De Leon in?


Why? he's further left.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2018 03:03 PM (q1VoB)

598 Had I know wife was going I would have came home first to get her, ( she doesn't always) but she went after I got home. Not sure if she i s going to add two or cancel my vote.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2018 02:54 PM (T4oHT)
*************************
Seriously Skip?
You really don't know.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 03:04 PM (hECVl)

599 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
To be clear Farrakhan is a truly odious bigot (also, funnily enough, kinda a Trump supporter) and I dont think it's wahtaboutism to point that out. But also! There are some (lots of?) odious bigots in American politics with very real current political power.



And this is their grown up approach to bigots being part of their mob.

1. make up a BS claim without any proof.
2. Pretend to be against bigotry.


Go ask that vermin what he thinks of Trumps' jewish grandchildren.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 03:04 PM (e1q4h)

600 Non-pork bacon; non-alcohol beer, light ice-cream; no sugar soda, almond "milk"; etc. I mean, what's the point?

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2018 03:04 PM (gmo/4)

601 i had two beers for lunch 16oz Hamm's

Posted by: Big Al fredo at November 06, 2018 03:05 PM (iWo0u)

602 Anyone else play World of Warships? I've been playing about two years now. It can be fun.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 02:55 PM (e1q4h)

your parents away ?
Posted by: runner

Well, they're dead, so yes.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 03:06 PM (e1q4h)

603 @559 Damn spaceports! Shouldn't they be "blaster-free zones?" Where's the Space TSA when you need them?
--------------

Checking to make sure that the Space Nuns aren't smuggling weapons underneath their habits.


Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 03:07 PM (LaTaD)

604 From hell's heart I vote at thee. For hate's sake I cast my ballot at thee.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 03:09 PM (NWiLs)

605 Thanks lady. I'll sure as hell vote like I have a secret ballot, soon to be on your list of "unfair" voting practices.

Posted by: SarahW at November 06, 2018 03:09 PM (g1vnC)

606 Watched the new-ish Dana Carvey special on Netflix. Very conservative, funny and well-done.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2018 03:10 PM (zncB8)

607 @539 Anyone else play World of Warships? I've been playing about two years now. It can be fun.
----------------

I used to play it. Then my internet connection (which was already slow) got intermittently flakey. While I can usually keep it up for a while, I couldn't keep it up long enough to download an entire one of the developer's enormous patches. And whenever a patch file gets interrupted for any reason, the whole process starts over again as the downloader runs a "checker". The checker starts from the beginning of the patch, and basically compares everything that's supposed to be downloaded. Long story short, the checker appears to take nearly as long as the actual file download. And my connection never stays stable long enough.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2018 03:10 PM (LaTaD)

608 What provision has been made-if any for people in the parts of the South affected by the recent hurricane?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 02:50 PM (AllCR)
-----------
I believe they had an extra day of early voting, and the polls are staying open a little longer today.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 02:57 PM
~~~~~

Also, all the schools in the affected area were opened as of yesterday, so they have polling places available.

When Sandy hit us on October 29, the only thing that was cancelled was Halloween. Everything was good on election day, just the places we voted were changed. But they had signs everywhere and people directing everyone where to go, etc.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2018 03:13 PM (NtglE)

609 My Hispanic friends here are, to a man, opposed to illegal immigration.

Here, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 03:18 PM (39g3+)

610 "Anyone else play World of Warships? I've been playing about two years now. It can be fun. "

World of Tanks is a blast too.

Posted by: Bosk at November 06, 2018 03:20 PM (9m9TT)

611 Trump is probably copying what Melania is voting for. I always ask my wife on what to vote for regarding some of the local BS issues that are placed on the ballot by democrats.

Posted by: KungPow at November 06, 2018 03:22 PM (q+LYr)

612 rom hell's heart I vote at thee. For hate's sake I cast my ballot at thee.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 03:09 PM
Insomniac, that is the best. I heard Montalban saying it, too.I was the 280th voter in my precinct today. Not a high turnout, which surprises me because legalizing marijuana is on the ballot. I doubt James will beat Stabenow, but I would be delighted to be wrong.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 06, 2018 03:27 PM (fxCK2)

613 The opening scene of that game clip is set in Jackson Square in New Orleans. Cool.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at November 06, 2018 03:28 PM (mclDw)

614 The state flipped but Manchin didn't. I guess that means he has to go.

Posted by: mc at November 06, 2018 03:29 PM (l1TIo)

615 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2018 03:52 PM (wDRkn)

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