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Politico: Democratic Edge on Generic Congressional Ballot Narrows to Just +3
According to the poll, 43 percent of registered voters would vote for the Democratic congressional candidate in their district — only slightly more than the 40 percent who would vote for the Republican candidate. Eighteen percent of registered voters are undecided.Here's the problem for the GOP: The NeverTrump/liberal Republicans who are going to try to tank an election again, so that we'll put them back in charge of ruining our party and our country.
Among those who say they are very likely to vote or have already voted, Democrats lead by 4 percentage points, 47 percent to 43 percent.
Despite the close overall result, the poll shows Democrats coalescing behind their party more than Republicans. Nearly nine-in-10 Democratic voters, 89 percent, say they will vote for the Democratic candidate for Congress in their district. By comparison, just 77 percent of GOP voters say they will vote for the Republican candidateUpdate: Rasmussen finds the generic ballot is all tied up. V O T E ! ! !
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: trev006 at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (6rFB/)
Posted by: The Morning Dolt at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (2o7Th)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (v68hm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Cuck Kristol at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (TEv5V)
We really are talking about like a couple dozen people on Twitter angling for an "analyst" job on one of the liberal outlets to be the "house slave".
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: josephistan at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (7HtZB)
I still think a lot of Democrats and nevertrashers will be crying again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Dan K. at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (b1sqO)
Posted by: Sumdumchief
Seriously? By my calculations, the Magic 8 Ball is MUCH more reliable.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: BMTTX at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (VO7Tn)
Posted by: JD at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (2YTxj)
We really are talking about like a couple dozen people on Twitter angling for an "analyst" job on one of the liberal outlets to be the "house slave".
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (UfkIY)
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That's been obvious since 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 03:47 PM (LISuA)
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I call BS on the 77% number. Sure it might be 2 or 3% but nothing like the 23% that is claimed.
But what do I know?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Matt Yglesias at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (ZABbP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
One of Coach Bobby Bowden's former players accused him of being a racist--for attending a Trump rally.
I've followed Coach Bowden for almost 45 years. He's got his faults, to be sure, but the charge of racism is way out of line. Many many players--black and white-- from broken homes-consider him to be a father figure.
Posted by: Mike at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: The MFM at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (lwiT4)
The big factor here is going to be people who show up, irrespective of affiliation or what they told pollsters, and vote Republican. It's about your own self interest.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret. at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (ZABbP)
But what do I know?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (9B/d
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Other polls have shown Trump with 90% approval within the party, which is ahistorical in its highness.
I doubt that translates to 77% support for party nominees come election time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: drunken hillary with a dick for a nose at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Fuck those cocksuckers; the only place they're getting put is in their unhappy place.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
Only once the Republican Party has been purged of the rabble will it be worthy of real Republican leaders, who hold their positions due to family lineage.
I hope you will join me in voting the straight Democratic ticket - complete defeat is really the best outcome for the Republican Party.
Arrivistes from Queens have no business overshadowing their social superiors.
Posted by: T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
One of Coach Bobby Bowden's former players accused him of being a racist--for attending a Trump rally.
I've
followed Coach Bowden for almost 45 years. He's got his faults, to be
sure, but the charge of racism is way out of line. Many many
players--black and white-- from broken homes-consider him to be a father
figure.
Posted by: Mike at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (c056A)
In the Age of Trump, all white people are considered racist, even his black supporters are self-hating racists.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Matt Yglesias
That damned Daylight Savings thing is killing us!
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Huck Follywood,
It takes 5,000 calls to get 500 replies to any telephone poll. That means fully 90% of voters slam down the freakin' phone rather than talk to a pollster.
Since the basis of leftism is virtue-signalling, and since many conservatives live in rightfully paranoid Kafkaesque dystopian where they fear the consequences if the openly discuss supporting Trump, it seems almost certain that the vast majority of those 90% hangups are Trump supporters not wanting to "out" themselves to a stranger on the phone. A lib would merrily brag to anyone and everyone about Orange Man Bad.
Therefore, the polls only measure the 10% of the electorate willing to talk to pollsters -- and a non-representative 10% at that. The other 90% - -unmeasured - -are almost certainly vastly more pro-Trump.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Draki at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (Nxf+7)
That damned Daylight Savings thing is killing us!
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 03:51 PM (Z1eux)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (AllCR)
*The Expert.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hands at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (786Ro)
But what do I know?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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I'd love to see those same numbers in 2016 just to compare.
I do think there's a lot of voters that try to straddle the whole "I'm a reasonable Republican and Trump concerns me" to pollsters and friends/family but ultimately votes just like an out and proud Trump supporter.
It does though always seem like our wing enjoys fighting among themselves more than Democrats do.
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (UfkIY)
Right now, all the Media polling is "splunge."
The Dems will win big, or maybe win small and even perhaps lose. And we're not being indecisive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)
Therefore, the polls only measure the 10% of the electorate willing to talk to pollsters -- and a non-representative 10% at that. The other 90% - -unmeasured - -are almost certainly vastly more pro-Trump.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (c+2jX)
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I know it sounds like I'm trying to be funny, but I'd honestly want to poll that 90% to get a reason for that.
I want something measurable before I start assuming a conclusion like that.
But, of course, that requires polling people who refuse to be polled.
Which is...difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2018 03:53 PM (14qvS)
*The Expert.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 03:52 PM (OD2ni)
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But Trump is not a moral exemplar of French's brand of Christianity!
French must be purged.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Matt Yglesias"
Ah ha, soy boy Yglesias trolls here as Bill Wynn.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mike at November 05, 2018 03:50 PM (c056A)
Everybody loved Bowden; even Michael Irvin who didn't sign with Free Shoes respected him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (y7DUB)
No, it sounds about right. They were only able to find nine Republicans on campus. Two of them were unsure.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (d6Ksn)
It's anecdotal for sure, but look at the crowds Trump is drawing - and for a Midterm election. He's even exceeding crowds sizes for 2016. And compare to the paltry handful that Clinton, Obama and Bidet have drawn.
This to me speaks volumes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)
Why would Republicans feel this way? Have they started believing #FakeNews after having seen through and rejected it? Is it the lack of progress? The only reason Trump hasn't been able to achieve more is because of too many RINOs. Are they being duped into voting for spoilers as almost happened in Montana?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (/qEW2)
No, it sounds about right. They were only able to find nine Republicans on campus. Two of them were unsure.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (g0Lfb)
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They were lifelong Republicans, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Dang, can't the rain come early for the SE FL coast tomorrow? It's scheduled to rain tomorrow night . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (CmURZ)
I want something measurable before I start assuming a conclusion like that.
But, of course, that requires polling people who refuse to be polled.
Which is...difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison[/]
We haff ways of making you express your opinion, comrade!
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (c+2jX)
The latest ship-wide poll shows that among registered passengers, 98% intend to vote for "Generic Cuck".
See you in the pool!
Posted by: Capt Bill Kristol at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (c+2jX)
As to the NeverTrumpers at this point, I think it's pretty well established that they aren't Republicans. They never were. Not in any normal comprehension of the English language.
So, from here on out, NeverTrumpers, new or old, are to be referred to as Democrats. If they can't/won't recognize that Trump is doing those conservative, actual Republican, things that they have insisted upon for years to decades, then they have abdicated their titles. To the extent that they had authority, they abdicated that too.
They have also indicated that they're pretty damn stupid and useless, so they have that going for them.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: The NPC FNM at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (eSx+E)
that there are plenty who quietly appreciate what he has done, without
being vocal about it, and really resent the leftist bullying and
attempts to dictate how ALL women, or blacks, or Hispanics should vote.
Posted by: DonnaV at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (d6Ksn)
Yep. Hey Donna - are you in the 1st Congressional District now?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (lwiT4)
Kavanaugh and the Caravan will be factors. For sure. That and jobs jobs jobs and mobs mobs mobs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: josephistan at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (7HtZB)
maybe it's the only one giving them a ray of hope?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Vlad "shirtless" Putin, #MAGA at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (LISuA)
Suddenly the polls tighten to within the 6-8 point ranges of the margin of error so even if theyre 8 points off theyre still billed as accurate.
Fuck these fuckers
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (e4L4n)
Posted by: This is CNN at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (YuQLm)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (xqfqx)
Millions of people are changing their vote to D, even as we speak!
Posted by: Traitor John Kerry at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: josephistan at November 05, 2018 03:46 PM (7HtZB)
...That's a good question.
This nationwide generic ballot question tells me nothing.
LA County alone is enough to skew the nationwide numbers.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (GBteo)
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Traditionally at +4 Generic the R/Ds are about even in the House.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Mike at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (SFreT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (CQ3Qb)
I believe it. 18% have no fucking idea what they're being asked, there is 0 chance they're going to vote, but they didn't want to admit that on the phone because they got caught off guard with a yes or no question and said yes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (6eEQ+)
I hung up on Gallup a few weeks ago - and I'm sorry I did. I've come to agree that the best course of action for a conservative to take with pollsters is to tell them they're voting D and then do the opposite. If conservatives did that en masse, they would drive the pollsters out of business.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: kraken at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (ffWPP)
(Montonic robot voice)
"I prefer the NPC candidate. He is generic. I am generic. We have so much in common."
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (Dhht7)
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Generic congressional polling has a measurable predictive power on the overall makeup of the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (9kfJR)
Of course, the Plain Dealer refuses to even acknowledge it happened. No fucking way they accidentally help Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (LISuA)
Obama's Dream
The Journey That Changed the World (Epic Poetry, Book 1)
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I see that it's Book 1 so we can look forward to more!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
But what do I know?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 05, 2018 03:49 PM (9B/d
Republican states that swung to the Democrats in 2016 were Utah, Texas, and Arizona. Many states swung hard to the GOP, including states the Dems could not afford to lose in the heartland.
If someone tells you that GOP turnout is going to be 77% for Trump, they are assholes -and- they are retards.
Posted by: trev006 at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (6rFB/)
are going to try to tank an election again, so that we'll put them back
in charge of ruining our party and our country.
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That would worry me, if Trump's election hadn't demonstrated that we don't need them
Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (CQ3Qb)
Sometimes I ask the pollster who I should vote for. Or who they are voting for. Or why would I tell a complete stranger who I'm voting for. Or I pretend to be hard of hearing and give them nonsense answers.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (lwiT4)
Right.
I focus on Michigan because I know the state and can tell when I'm being bullshitted.
The critical county of Macomb in the Detroit Metro Area last voted for Trump in 2016 by a 20 point spread. Now, two years later Mitchell Research wants me to believe that the cow Stabanow is polling 20 points ahead of James - a 40 point movement from two years ago.
On top of that, this same pollster wants me to believe that the rural areas are going to go democrat by huge margins.
Sorry, but it just doesn't make sense. If the economy was in the tank, unemployment at 15% and taxes rising I could buy it, but not now.
I'll sleep well tonight knowing that I get to vote tomorrow.
Posted by: Jwest at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CW at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (ZAEEl)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (JZJ9v)
Your sister's reasons are similar to my wife. She mentioned to me that the last 2-3 years have really opened her eyes to how bad the lefty media/entertainment bias is. I now often hear "Oh BS" as she is listening to WTOP in the morning to get the wather and traffic.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (YuQLm)
Yeah, my car would be keyed in less than 24 hours if I had a Trump sticker on it, I would be professionally and socially ostracized, and I'd have all kinds of serious negative repercussions in my life if I "came out" as R in New England.
I have maybe 5-10 close friends who (generally) know my politics.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Benji Carver
So he remains impressed with himself.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (aPsQQ)
Gee, on one hand, Trump - like Hitler (or so I'm told, I'm a millenial, they didn't teach Roman history in school) - has used his power to divide us by:
1. having a great economy, the best since 1998, whenever that was. I bet the president back then was sweating the midterms.
2. having rallies.
3. pointing out foreign folks trying to invade our country.
If you ask me, Hitler should've done something about the people invading his country, but that's why he's history's bad guy.
As for having rallies, it's not like those matter, right?
Anyway, my point is the polls are shit from what the pollsters are telling us now, Trumpler has massive positive upsides and is popular...and the donks have a bunch of old women who get naked for no reason.
Tomorrow may be an epic blow out sterilization of the DNC from american politics.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (7J5t2)
Not unless they take a sampling across races. Not if they only ask people in California.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (lwiT4)
Dems barely take back House in 2018. Media: O.M.G.!!! Trump is DONE! The people have spoken! He's a lame duck -- he should just resign! Gaaarrggghhghghghgg!!!!!
Posted by: What Corrupt Media? at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jolo at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (WrMOC)
I'm trying to imagine the 10% who answer... They must be on a special list that all pollsters use, "Will Pick Up Phone", so they can get some results.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
started believing #FakeNews after having seen through and rejected it?
Is it the lack of progress? The only reason Trump hasn't been able to
achieve more is because of too many RINOs. Are they being duped into
voting for spoilers as almost happened in Montana?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 05, 2018 03:55 PM (/qEW2)
Trump's chances in 2020 will be better if he has a Democratic House undermining him the next two years than if it's a Republican House undermining him. And as a bonus a ton of RINO's get sent home. I like the 2020 lot of future Republican Congressmen a lot more than I do the current ones who need to be sent packing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (CQ3Qb)
Polls are used to shape opinion and demoralize the opposition.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (QW86L)
Not unless they take a sampling across races. Not if they only ask people in California.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:01 PM (lwiT4)
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If they model the data correctly.
And since this is the final poll, I'm guessing that they made an effort to get the model right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Government oleomargarine.
Waxy white block with yellow powder and blocks of government cheese.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (I4A43)
conservative, however, I still have no car or house signs as I don't
want to be attacked, and the odds are I would be. I know a lot of
people who think the same as I.
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 05, 2018 03:57 PM (YuQLm)
There are plenty of signs around here - a suburb - for Walker and other Republicans as well as signs for the Dems, and it still startles me. In my old urban neighborhood signs for Republicans were torn up. I'm in a much more conservative area - but it's telling that the Dems around here aren't afraid to put up their own signs. They know Republicans won't key their cars or tear up their signs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (d6Ksn)
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Only 36.4% of people eligible to vote voted in 2014 - I'm guessing that even if the number is higher then that much more then 18% of the eligible population won't vote...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 05, 2018 03:45 PM (v68hm)
Much more reliable results would come from reading the entrails of Democrat politicians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Stormy at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (786Ro)
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1118/hanson110518.php3
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (r/emI)
I'd love to be able to yell at them in Chinese.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (dDMQ9)
the never trumpers are so big on the ancient roman emperor hitler that noone except for CNN pays attention to them. And last I heard no one watches CNN except for coma patients.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
I've come to agree that the best course of action for a conservative to take with pollsters is to tell them they're voting D and then do the opposite. If conservatives did that en masse, they would drive the pollsters out of business.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Hit pollsters with their own medicine - lies - and let them perish on the consequences.
For me it didn't start there. It started with climate "scientists" engaging in disreputable and outright fraudulent data tampering to force their pre-determined conclusions to the fore. As a practicing scientist myself, those folks deserve nothing less than to be drummed out of the profession with no recourse for getting restored to it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)
Post Kavanaugh I now crawl on broken glass while monkeys punch my balls and a hippo on my back to vote GOP
democrats are shrieking bugfuck batshit out of their fucking minds maniacs
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (e4L4n)
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (C6xeQ)
undermining him the next two years than if it's a Republican House
undermining him.
I detest the "Winning by Losing" strategy. I like Winning by Winning.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (d6Ksn)
A liberal was ranting about "right-wing violence." I offered to put any left-wing bumper sticker he chose on my car, if he'd put a Trump bumper sticker on his.
Crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: paleRider at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (eASYU)
The Democrats cheat when there's nothing at stake, imagine what they're willing to do now.
Posted by: Idlepundit at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (tdVTp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
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I need a, "Seriously, I've made up my mind and you cannot change it," list.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop"
Oh of course. He is the most moral guy in the world. Just ask him. But it was a good rundown on the vileness of the Dems and that criticisim of Trump does not mean that the Dems are not vile scumbags. I have a low bar for David French.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Darth Pollster at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OiC69)
R = 295
D = 140
Senate:
R = 59
D = 41
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this may be a bit much...but with record bad weather across most of the east coast tomorrow...who knows.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:59
That sounds like something you'd hear on CNN. Is that true? Got a link?
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
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You getting the robo texts as well. I am although its generic "Go Vote!" message.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (6qErC)
Time to board up the windows in downtown Portland, suckers.
Posted by: Rose City Antifa at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (GBteo)
I hear you, except it is zero close friends. I have several personas for my various clients, and only one is real. Oddly enough he is in New Jersey and is even more to the right than I am.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (kUmUV)
If at 55 or above, the red sea will rise.
Because, again, the entirety of the blue wave is based on one thing:
The party of a president who is under 45% lost 30 to 60 seats in the House.
I know we are all just guessing but: Are people lining up for hours to see a president under 45% popularity or over 55%?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: B.F. Dipshit, Jefferson City, MO at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (uloIh)
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The idea that if the GOP suffers huge losses, the base will turn to #NeverTrump and say "We were wrong, please forgive us, please lead us Max Boot, Jen Rubin, Bill Kristol, and Tom Nichols! We promise we'll never disagree with you again!" is incredibly stupid. I don't think even they believe it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (wGbBR)
18% undecided? Somebody be tellin damn lies.
Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (JZJ9v)
Yep. Record numbers turning out in early voting but 18% still don't know who they're going to vote for? Shiiiiite
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (CQ3Qb)
It's anecdotal for sure, but look at the crowds Trump is drawing - and for a Midterm election. He's even exceeding crowds sizes for 2016. And compare to the paltry handful that Clinton, Obama and Bidet have drawn.
This to me speaks volumes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)
Same here. Couple the crowds with the mainstream media's attempt to find focus groups that have Trump people changing their votes to democrats - they can't find any.
It's a turn out the base election. I believe we've got the momentum.
Posted by: Jwest at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/roJx)
election, then tighten them on election eve seems to be true. Like in
2016.
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I'm old enough to remember when they'd start releasing honest polls a full two weeks before the election.
Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 03:56 PM (lwiT4)
Yep. *bumps fist with grammie*
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (d6Ksn)
https://tinyurl.com/ycmwvhmj
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/qi1k)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: The Smoogy Skies at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (0I3lv)
election, then tighten them on election eve seems to be true. Like in
2016.
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I'm old enough to remember when they'd start releasing honest polls a full two weeks before the election.
Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (CPS8G)
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This isn't a new pattern, and yes, it seems like they held out as long as possible before adopting more realistic methodologies and samples.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: This is CNN at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (Pg+x7)
This to me speaks volumes."
This.
Yes, it's somewhat self-selecting, but it doesn't matter where Trump goes. Massive response despite essentially exclusive coverage from the MFM that Orange Man Bad. So, attendees may or may not appreciably support their local talent (and elections are local), but they damn well understand what's at stake in the big picture because Trump is drawing them in in massive doses. They will support Trump via their local election.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (hqZPQ)
Short version: They blew their wad. Voting day votes are going to be more republican than democrat. At least in Texas.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (lUDyP)
mean all the candidates are a known quantity now, unlike the summertime
before primaries.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 03:58 PM (Dhht7)
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Generic congressional polling has a measurable predictive power on the overall makeup of the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM
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I think those days are long gone and 2016 pretty much backs me up on that. Most everyone polling had the dems up by 4-5 with a few ties until literally days before the election but Republicans picked up seats.
The polls started to tighten two days before the election but the majority of the Generic Congressional polls in November had the dems up before election day, some by a ridiculous amount.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (r/emI)
"Americans Are Filthy Damned Liars! ...and other stories from the Heartland"
Posted by: This...is CNN at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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I disagree, I think a big reason Republicans had a mass retirement is the expert pollsters told them there was a blue wave.
Same with a lot of public policy.
Unfortunately, elected leaders look at polling and many "swing" votes put their finger in the air and that his how they govern.
So if huge amounts of conservatives no longer participate in polling, I could see Republicans going squishy once in office.
I guess I don't see a good reason for Republicans to opt out of telling people their opinion outside of just beclowning polling firms.
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (UfkIY)
But what do I know?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
I call BS on the 90% Republican number. The Dems have been hardcore progressive nationally since 2016, the Kavanaugh deal, the Antifa riots.
Locally they have tried to match the state sentiments but they have been called out as fake centrists in the red/purple states and in states like Illinois they are running as pure progressive to lock down the big crappy cities but by doing so alienating blue collar white working dems.
We'll see, but I am encouraged.
Posted by: Keith at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: This is CNN at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2018 04:00 PM (GBteo)
my closest friend knows I'm a righty.
she's a moonbat lefty.
we avoid politics.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp"
Bill really enjoys those 24 hour buffets on the TWS cruise ship. Ahoy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
That's why we haven't cancelled our land line and rarely give out mobile numbers. Land line is on answering machine. Rarely answer it. Bug man, drs. ofc's, etc. leave a message. Robo calls disconnect for most part.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Keith at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (jdGlx)
I'm becoming more and more convinced that early voting Republican is a
trap. From now on I'm going to just grit my teeth and get out the vote
on the day of.
The Democrats cheat when there's nothing at stake, imagine what they're willing to do now.
Posted by: Idlepundit at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (tdVTp)
Lines for early voting have been longer than election day lately.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: This is CNN
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poll sample size of 55
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (7J5t2)
Short version: They blew their wad. Voting day votes are going to be more republican than democrat. At least in Texas.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2018 04:07 PM (lUDyP)
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That'd be fantastic if it were true across the country.
Fingers crossed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (9kfJR)
And I'm sure donors will line up for his 2020 campaign against Cornyn given how well he spent the money on 2018.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (hqZPQ)
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I'm not sure that is the case anymore. After the attacks on the likes of Flake and Susie Q and the BK fiasco I'm not sure the GOPers want the Dems running things right now.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (eSx+E)
That's why we haven't cancelled our land line
and rarely give out mobile numbers. Land line is on answering machine.
Rarely answer it. Bug man, drs. ofc's, etc. leave a message. Robo
calls disconnect for most part.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (Dhht7)
Same here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 03:59 PM (LISuA)
What a sad excuse for a newspaper, and now it's about the size of a strip mall sales sheet.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (r/emI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:06 PM (CQ3Qb)
Credible. Probably 19% of the electorate isn't sure what day it is today.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
2016. Polls show DJT has no path to 270.
Polls are used to shape opinion and demoralize the opposition.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 05, 2018 04:02 PM (QW86L)
This is the basic purpose of the poles in the modern media. To demoralize the right. The question is how much do the MSM NPC's have to lie to make the numbers work.
When the Dems have a truly insurmountable lead, the MSM NPC act much differently on TV and the Dem candidates in their public speaking.
Key give away, the constant telling of the Reps and PDT that they must stop campaigning.... for the good of the country. This means they know the Rep rhetoric is working and the Dem rhetoric is a dead end....therefore shut up they explain.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:08 PM (nFwvY)
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"I know that my husband got his first well-paying job in a decade this year, and that's probably thanks to Trump, but I'm not voting for a party that tolerates a man who tweets mean things. I've been a lifelong Republican, but I'm voting straight ticket Democrat!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
she's a moonbat lefty.
we avoid politics.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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My best friend at work is the same way.
We talk about Star Trek, not politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)
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if that happens . . . I'ma need a doctor for something that is going to last more than 4 hours. . .
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)
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I waited 2 days in line to watch trump speak at his rally near my hometown, I can't support someone who lets people suffer like that. I'm voting straight democrat!
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
she's a moonbat lefty.
we avoid politics.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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I call BS. None of my hard lefty friends ever avoid a chance to talk politics.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
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You getting the robo texts as well. I am although its generic "Go Vote!" message.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2018 04:05 PM (G0vdT)
I've also now getting text messages, which is REALLY annoying.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: paleRider at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: This is CNN at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/y8sxddgd
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (AzW6q)
They sound ... concerned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
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I think that if you text back STOP, they do stop sending.
Federal regulation, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:13 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (6qErC)
are going to try to tank an election again, so that we'll put them back
in charge of ruining our party and our country.
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They tried their damnedest to do that in 2016 and it didn't work. Two years on and a smoking hot economic recovery later, I don't see them being any more successful.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (F/KeJ)
Is this what they've become? Its like someone took the biggest idiots from Democratic Underground and told them to write, like, the news man.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (eSx+E)
Gosh, what a shame.
She can still vote for the Dems in Manhattan. I'm sure they'd let her.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (r/emI)
Also, generic ballot mean nothing.
Posted by: WOPR at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
She's very emotionally unstable; when DJT accused her Mandingo Mulatto of wiretapping him I thought her multiple facelifts would have a blowout.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (y7DUB)
R = 295
D = 140
Senate:
R = 59
D = 41
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I think that house number is optimistic, but chalk me in for 60 in the Senate.
It's the perfect number for Mitch to have no excuse for the nothing he gets done for the next two years.
Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (8OqZn)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (s1q7R)
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I work with a bunch of lefties.
After 2016 they do not engage me on politics. I don't bring it up. Because I don't have to bring it up. Now. They. Know.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (neVm7)
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (7J5t2)
I agree with Nurse Ratched. I have several good friends who are, I think. voting Democrat. One in fact, has a son who is working on the campaign for the Dem person for the House of Reps, We don't talk politics. We assiduously avoid it. Maybe this is easier for most women to do than men??
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:15 PM (AzW6q)
my closest friend knows I'm a righty.
she's a moonbat lefty.
we avoid politics.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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I call BS. None of my hard lefty friends ever avoid a chance to talk politics.
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (7J5t2)
____________
For some,
Being a Lefty is a substitute for Veganism.
Posted by: rd at November 05, 2018 04:16 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (7J5t2)
well, you're wrong.
I love her dearly and would take a bullet for her, as she would for me.
but we DO NOT talk politics. it really isn't that hard when you've been friends for 30+ years.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2018 04:16 PM (d7Ww2)
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Wait. Come to think of it, is there anyone in the news media that isn't a brittle personality?
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (kbp55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
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I think that if you text back STOP, they do stop sending.
Federal regulation, I believe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:13 PM (9kfJR)
Each new phone number is sending ONE text...
Then a different group sends from a different number...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (J+mig)
Then a different group sends from a different number...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Well, that's just downright frustrating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (9kfJR)
Those poles need to czech themselves!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
I'm your Huckleberry. I will go to my local grammar school and get my ballot from the nice lady who lives 2 doors down and still makes me show my ID and vote accordingly despite the fact that I will probably not get a thing I want.
Anyone who doesn't vote for any reason save for a medical emergency has zero right to complain about anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
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Notice the absence of trolls.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (C6xeQ)
And she's going to lose by twelve points.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
You do realize the 2020 election cycle begins on Wednesday, right? You ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (7J5t2)
I was Martha a few days ago for the Gillum campaign. Wrong on many levels.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
This is where my head is at as well.
Hope that Gillum and Chillum go down hard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (r/emI)
Posted by: mpfs at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (w7dYk)
V O T E ! ! !
~ already did
drag more to the polls
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
I'm a bit curious about this as well. Is Kemp a poor candidate or have the demographics shifted that sharply? Living on the border of GA/TN, I get GA ads on the radio/TV and I know alot of people in North GA, just can't see Abrams winning.
Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (/qi1k)
Nate Silver is already hedging his bets. I figure it's really close and no one knows.
Also, generic ballot mean nothing.
Posted by: WOPR at November 05, 2018 04:14 PM (J70i0)
I'd go with "no one knows."Polling is crap. It probably worked pretty good in 1972 when people had phones with land lines, and actually answered them. It's both funny and sad watching "professional pollsters" try to stay relevant and employed.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (8tNRg)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (L/iaS)
https://tinyurl.com/y8sxddgd
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:10 PM (AzW6q)
They sound ... concerned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
The funniest thing is that they're still banking on cashing in on Trump's Extremism...
So, let me get this straight.
The Democrats are basing their comeback on the EXTREMISM!!!!!1111!! of a President who-
1) has strictly followed the Constitution
2) Has made his reputation for honesty by honoring and delivering on the promises that he made his voter
3) has worked to uphold the law and the order of law
Welp.
Good Luck with that.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (kbp55)
Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
THIS. I hope the MFM keeps telling their sheep that Republicans are going to lose in a landslide. That message, and the bad weather in the SE will keep the lazy libs home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (6qErC)
Then a different group sends from a different number...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Well, that's just downright frustrating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (9kfJR)
Its mainly the various groups for and against various Initiatives out here in Clownifornia.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Also Ellison and Occasional-Cortex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (r/emI)
Do we really want to go through that and watch everyone's 401k crater?
I would think that would be a big draw for independent voters to "stay the course"
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
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+3 feels small.
I think they hold all their seats (closest win is NV).
Starts at 51.
Then we pick up MO, ND, IN, and MT (guaranteed).
55.
Then we have solid chances in WV and FL.
57.
Outside chance at NJ.
58.
Remote (most likely not) chances in MI, MN, and OH.
61.
That'd be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (9kfJR)
Howard Dean would be a venerable centrist with this crowd.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:20 PM (LISuA)
I hope for the best but expect less than the best. I will be happy if the Dems lose but won't set what's left of my hair on fire if things don't work out as I wished. I am not a Leftist: I don't scream, rant and riot if I don't get my way. Only fools, children and liberals expect justice in this world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (YyHqR)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (neVm7)
I just wish my own vote would make a difference. I'll cast it, but where I live, well, in NJ it'd be more likely to matter.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (rCGpC)
Or, shall we just give your name and address to the local DNC headquarters and schedule your house for a firebombing?
Me: um, number one please?
Posted by: Rosasharn at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e)
These fools basically ruined their livelyhood because of this nonsense. Welcome to the brave new world cause you're getting what you wanted good and hard.!
AHOY! ⛵
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 05, 2018 04:17 PM (J+mig)
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My FaceDesk page has been eerily quiet this cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (kbp55)
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My cousin's husband is a Democratic mayor of a small suburb of Atlanta.
The party actually tried to get him to run in the GA special election last year (Ossoff?), but he refused.
He's a nice guy, and I've never spoken to him about politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (YyHqR)
a chance to talk politics. If they're being silent, it means they're
nervous.
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Notice the absence of trolls.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM
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Plus the fact that almost every liberal political pundit is walking back their claims of a blue wave.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (JUOKG)
Nothing. They're trotting them out as newz, as always.
Easier than actual reporting on a story, dontchaknow?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (6qErC)
Sometimes, we'll lay out a tray of hard and soft cheese, goose liver pate with toast tips, olives, nuts and fruits. All with a bottle of good bordeaux.
Other times, a big box of White Castle burgers does the trick.
Posted by: Jwest at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (/roJx)
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Some Moron or another (maybe JackStraw?) told me Sheldon is a drooling retard IRL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (AzW6q)
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Cursed by God with the largest penis known to the human race.
Yes, he said that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
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Oh, I like it.
I'm going to put Nicole Wallace at NBC on my list.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (G0vdT)
The 'Blue Wave' talk was meant to make you stay home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
I've never understood that. It'sw much more likely to make Dems stay home. We're always told that when calls are made too early that suppresses the vote for the candidate the race is called for.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
That'd be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
If that happened the media reaction would have me shooting blanks for a month afterwards.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
During the second Reagan election, I was in the hospital. Somehow they managed to get me a ballot - I don't know how, but they did. It might have had something to do with me screaming "Get me a *bleeping* ballot!"
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
The "Generic Congressional Ballot" is pretty much the most worthless measure ever.
The only way it would have any validity would be if all the districts were "generic districts" (with the same party split in every district nation-wide).
In fact, almost all congressional districts are heavily skewed toward one party or another.
It's a garbage measure that produce garbage numbers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (vOkuK)
Ellison maybe, but does Occasional-Cortex even have an opponent? I think she's in a D+infinity district isn't she?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
That is all he does every election.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (kbp55)
Yes, me and my aunt (who is only a few years older than me) are about the same. There are other things to talk about, mainly books.
It's going to be tested this year as I am going to be visiting her on November 7. Possibly with her knowing the results and me not, depending on connectivity in the vast empty spaces of flyover country. Checking poll results is not going to be my priority. Used bookstores, antique shops, and good southern food will be.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (2lndx)
What happened to the traditional pudding cups?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (vOkuK)
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! SHEMALES AND BABY RAPE FOR YOU YOU CAN"T TOUCH MY SOUL MAN CUNT
Posted by: Based Derp at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (r/emI)
Ellison maybe, but does Occasional-Cortex even have an opponent? I think she's in a D+infinity district isn't she?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
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The incumbent to the seat is still on the ballot for some stupid NY reason.
He could steal the seat from her after she beat him in a primary.
It'd be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (9kfJR)
You know, for some odd reason I don't get a response when enquiring as to Rhode Island having the same representation as Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
Ellison maybe, but does Occasional-Cortex even have an opponent? I think she's in a D+infinity district isn't she?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
She has one. Pappas, I believe his name is and he's an economics professor at St. John's. Still, I don't think he has much chance. Although you never know. The voters might get snookered by the talk of the Blue Wave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)
Trying so hard not to get my hopes up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
Post Kavanaugh I now crawl on broken glass while monkeys punch my balls and a hippo on my back to vote GOP
democrats are shrieking bugfuck batshit out of their fucking minds maniacs
Froderick Wonkensteen at November 05, 2018 04:04 PM (e4L4n)
............
That is a hilarious post. My Trump Train ride started the day Cruz melted down in response to the Don trolling him on his father and Oswald. Ted should have just said, "oh that's just Donald being Donald."
But I still love the humor of the above post and welcome to fully supporting GPOTUSE no matter what by pulling the Big Red Lever.
Posted by: Smaug at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Iblis at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (9221z)
He is. But that is not an uncommon trait among RI politicians. And he is pretty well connected in a small state that doesn't get much new blood.
I'm not hopeful about flipping his seat unfortunately.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (dDMQ9)
Hope Hicks?
https://axpic1.blogspot.com/2017/08/hope-charlotte-hicks.html
Hope Dworaczyk?
https://girls.gunaxin.com/hope-dworaczyk-wed-hire-her/95848
Hope Sandoval?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/248401735669030004/
You're welcome.
Posted by: Hands at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (786Ro)
You know, for some odd reason I don't get a response when enquiring as to Rhode Island having the same representation as Texas...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (6qErC)
Or of Rhode Island, Vermont, Maryland and Delaware having 4 times the power.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (LISuA)
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And when they don't walk away with the House, will it be easier or harder for them to raise that kind of money again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 05, 2018 04:19 PM (kbp55)
Me and my Lefty brother are very careful about political talk.
In his personal life he is more conservative than I am... but in his public life he is all in on Liberal causes.
Like he bitches about Trump's wall, but then has a 12 ft tall stone wall around his acres of property.
He supports Calif. gun laws, while owning more guns than I do.
He is all in on Government spying on us, for our own good... right up until I remind him of how he paid for his last year of College (growing pot).
And he is ALL about Biblical Gender rolls... in the home, but not in the public sphere.
Its like his political beliefs do not mesh with his personal beliefs... yet he still votes reliably Dem.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
Yeah, the guy she defeated in the D primary. Heh.
The last I heard, he's still on the ballot and has refused to request that his name be taken off.
It would be awesome if he won (not that he isn't a shithead commie also, because he is, but just for the schadenfreude).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (vOkuK)
I find the most accurate polling results come from either The Chicken Drop, or Scapulomancy... they've never failed me!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (UFLLM)
Except 2016, when they both came out as Trump voters.
They early voted this year, and he made the same joke, but again, no idea if it's true.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (2lndx)
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well, if you had a billon dollars of other people money to spend to keep you out of jail, you'd spend it wouldn't you?
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
I've never understood that. It'sw much more likely to make Dems stay home. We're always told that when calls are made too early that suppresses the vote for the candidate the race is called for.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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I use the analogy of it being like a local sports team that is doing terrible vs having a winning team.
Place is packed when the team is on fire, a ghost town when they suck.
Even though you could make the argument "they need our support now more than ever" and more people should show up when they are struggling, the truth is, people like to back the winning horse and nothing sells like success.
How likely are you to donate, volunteer, get friends to the polls, etc if you feel like the race is a lost cause?
Polling is absolutely a weapon to demoralize the opposition.
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (UfkIY)
I think the Dems spent more than a billion dollars on this midterm. One Billion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy
Weren't they the ones saying a few years ago that money in politics was the worst thing in the world?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (YyHqR)
He is. But that is not an uncommon trait among RI politicians. And he is pretty well connected in a small state that doesn't get much new blood.
I'm not hopeful about flipping his seat unfortunately.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
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So, you're saying that I could waltz in and conquer the state with a handful of half-drunk slobs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (9kfJR)
I find the most accurate polling results come from either The Chicken Drop, or Scapulomancy... they've never failed me!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018 04:26 PM (UFLLM)
We must consult, the Evors!
Posted by: This is SPARTA! at November 05, 2018 04:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 05, 2018 04:21 PM (59GGI)
Hey, if it is true that the Senate race in NJ is at all close, your vote is important. Notice that Dems comfort themselves when they lose in a red district by saying "Well, she only lost by 3 points instead of by 10, so that's a good sign." If Sen. Pedophile is nervous about winning in NJ, well that's a good sign, even if he wins the election.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:27 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:27 PM (r/emI)
And that's just on Hillary's Depends supply.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2018 04:27 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (JUOKG)
https://axpic1.blogspot.com/2017/08/hope-charlotte-hicks.html
"Hope Dworaczyk?
https://girls.gunaxin.com/hope-dworaczyk-wed-hire-her/95848
Hope Sandoval?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/248401735669030004/
You're welcome.
Posted by: Hands"
What? No Hope Solo pics? I guess this place is too classy for that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
"This is the basic purpose of the poles in the modern media."
Those poles need to czech themselves!
Posted by: DonnaV
They've got to move quickly. You don't want them to Slo-vak things.
Posted by: pep at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (r/emI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)
I tell people that here when they talk about how the electoral college should be abolished. Granted things never go the way I'd like, but with 3 EV's we have a whole lot more say per capita than almost everybody else in this country. Possible exceptions for Wyoming or Alaska - would need to check the numbers to be sure.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (kUmUV)
He's on there because he also filed for the Communist Party nomination (excuse me... the "Working Families" party, even though most of them are incel soyboys and purple-haired female landwhales who have no family and have never had a job in their lives).
Amusingly, Crazy-Eyes Cortez failed to file for the Communist Party primary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (vOkuK)
Husband's will cancel out one of his loony sib's or his mother's vote.
Son's will cancel out one of his cousin's, unless they're too lazy to
vote.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Here's hoping for laziness on the part of your non-immediate family:-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (nFwvY)
Its like his political beliefs do not mesh with his personal beliefs... yet he still votes reliably Dem.
Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
.........
I see this in many libtardians, personal professional life are conservative, but still vote democrap.
Libtardians are not rational.
Posted by: Smaug at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (DMcz+)
When deep D districts are 90%+ for the Dems, it's easy to have a majority in some generic count. But every vote over the majority is moot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (9kfJR)
I believe that would be "Progressive Activist Liberal Democrat Nicole Wallace" according to updated stylebooks.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
Yeah, she does. I understand Crowley is still on the ballot. Now I don't know doodle about the politics there, but my impression has been that Crowley got blindsided in the primary, when he barely campaigned, thinking it was in the bag, and Occasional-Cortex won with an 11% turnout.
Now that being the case, maybe his former constituents would vote for Crowley anyway.
At least, so I hope. I want to see Perez et al., who said that this Commie dingbat was the new face of the Democrat Party, eat dukey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
It's going to rain tomorrow in Northern New Jersey, and I hope that tamps down the Democrat vote.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (wYseH)
No. We are half-drunk slobs and there are more of us than a handful.
And we fight dirty.
But for all the crap we take you wouldn't have a Bill of Rights without Rhode Island. First to declare independence and the last to sign on to the Constitution and we held out till we got those pesky individual rights squared away.
You're welcome America.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Perfect example is mcstain's reelection ad that says "complete the dang fence."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lwusMxiHc
Posted by: ryukyu at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Smaug at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
Crowley's name is still on the ballot.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (CQ3Qb)
By the way, why the hell are they doing generic polling days before the election when they already know who the candidates are?
That there is a tell as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
In his personal life he is more conservative than I am... but in his public life he is all in on Liberal causes.
Like he bitches about Trump's wall, but then has a 12 ft tall stone wall around his acres of property.
Three words: Tannerite
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (enVYz)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:27 PM (r/emI)
I worry. That might not be safe.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (neVm7)
And we fight dirty.
But for all the crap we take you wouldn't have a Bill of Rights without Rhode Island. First to declare independence and the last to sign on to the Constitution and we held out till we got those pesky individual rights squared away.
You're welcome America.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
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That's like the Arabs bragging about algebra.
What have you done lately?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
It's going to rain tomorrow in Northern New Jersey, and I hope that tamps down the Democrat vote.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (wYseH)
In NY as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
Can't stand Toto! I don't know what the appeal is, but to each his own.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (hSQF+)
We don't elect a President by national popular vote, so that statistic is utterly useless. Of the 435 HOR districts only about 50-60 are remotely competitive and among the non-competitive districts Democrats have at least 40-50 more than the GOP - so of course the "generic" ballot is going to skew DEM, they have a ton more non-competitive districts.
Posted by: DocJ at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (nUFhj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2018 04:29 PM (wYseH)
*fingers and toes crossed* Funny how libs are either umbrella-challenged (like their dusky emperor) or just p*ssies about getting damp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (JUOKG)
Democrats wasting money? Unpossible. They're usually so prudent with money.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (YqDXo)
Wyoming is the only one that edges Vermont on that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (r/emI)
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (MxEKc)
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They were predicting the blue wave in January of 2017.
Because America was definitely going to turn on Trump.
Definitely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (pEWEN)
Posted by: DocJ at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (nUFhj)
The Rhode Island Red is a fine dual-purpose meat/brown egg chicken.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (vOkuK)
Three words: Tannerite
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (enVYz)
OH... its actually more amusing than that...
He lives down in Alpine, East of San Diego.
He lives outside of town, above a canyon, where you can SEE the illegals wandering through... which is WHY he has the wall...
/facepalm
Posted by: This is SPARTA! at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)
I'm breaking out the jello salad and red Hi-C punch.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
What's with the black signs? Just about everyone in politics (and I can't remember an exception) uses some combination of red, white, and blue.
White on black? Is he running for ISIS?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (6eEQ+)
What! You don't like Dorothy's dog? Who are you!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (r/emI)
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I always found it weird that David Lynch hired a dog to do the music for Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (pEWEN)
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Party hats and horns, no pants, and alcohol.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (uH+Ll)
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018
*
*
I no longer have an answering machine on my landline phone at home. (Roaches found it far too tempting a place to nest. No kidding.) And my cell number I have given to very few places or sites. So far I'm clear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (LX21o)
What! You don't like Dorothy's dog? Who are you!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:31 PM (r/emI)
Well.. he is SCARY!!!!!
Posted by: The Lion at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (NgKpN)
What have you done lately?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (9kfJR)
That's why the Arabs invented "zero:*" so they could answer succinctly when someone asked them what they'd accomplished in the last millennium.
*I know it was really the Hindus, but work with me on the joke, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (YqDXo)
I had a Carirn Terrier, who I miss dearly. I was going to send a picture of him to pet morons, but it makes me too sad.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (hSQF+)
What have you done lately.
TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (9kfJR)
...........
Lots n lots of violent retrograde shit.
Posted by: Hamas at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (uH+Ll)
I don't look good in hats, but pantless, i am marvolous
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (bim/x)
When deep D districts are 90%+ for the Dems, it's easy to have a majority in some generic count. But every vote over the majority is moot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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I feel like Democrats have a lot of more districts like that than Republicans where they run huge margins but it means nothing as it's contained.
Los Angeles County is larger than like 40 US states
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
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Marshmallows and nuts in the jello salad?
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
Ellison maybe, but does Occasional-Cortex even have an opponent? I think she's in a D+infinity district isn't she?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 05, 2018 04:23 PM (LISuA)
I thought the guy she primaried was runing a write in campaign against her but haven't heard anything about it for awhile.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Smaug at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
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Marshmallows and nuts in the jello salad?
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
In 2016, there were boobs.
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (LX21o)
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My wife was beginning to drift into Leftard territory with the beginning of the Trump presidency.
She talked about joining the March for Science (remember that?), which she never did.
We don't talk politics much, but I don't think it's infecting her that deeply.
We're still, you know...having relations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (pEWEN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (r/emI)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
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Marshmallows and nuts in the jello salad?
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM---
Carrots.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (r/emI)
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Can I just put on the Flash Gordon soundtrack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (pEWEN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
You'll never get a near rhyme with Serengeti with lyrics like that.
Posted by: Toto at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (zRwJ/)
If we end up with Gov. Stacey Abrams, and the Dems take the House, my husband's siblings will be unbearably smug. Even at the memorial.
Husband's aunt was a life-long Republican and conservative. Yuge Trump supporter, and they hated her for that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (LX21o)
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There was a bit of hypocrisy in that, and I didn't think of it until the thread died.
Remember when Trump's win with white women was explained (with scorn) by saying "they just voted how their husbands said to?"
But it's totes cool to suggest that women force their husbands to vote "correctly."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (AzW6q)
In 2016, there were boobs.
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)
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I remember them!
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (r/emI)
Toto pissed on my leg one time.
Forget which concert it was.
Bastards!
*sobs*
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018 04:35 PM (UFLLM)
Golden rain down in Africa?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
Premium membership required.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (72PAC)
Well, ms mouse still watches the "Rosanna" video for Patrick Swayze....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (6qErC)
Tomorrow could be bad or it could be good. If it's bad, I don't want to read, hear, or think about it until some time has passed and I can get around to it. If it's good, then things are okay, but the way they report counting results is terrible where the same race can flip from "It's good! It's bad. It's good! It's bad. It's good!" multiple times in a night as they tally ballots in chunks and it'd be easier to just wait and skip to the end result. As it is, I'm not entirely sure what I'll occupy my time with waiting for eventual word that things are overally confirmed good or confirmed bad, because staying glued to every single "Breaking news! _____ has pulled ahead by 0.14% with 40% of precincts reporting!" is unduly tiring.
Posted by: Dan K. at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (b1sqO)
My typically very shy, reserved and decidedly NON-political wife got red-pilled listening to the way the moonbats here in the People's Republic of Mass talk about we Deplorables. She's all-in on Donnie TwoScoops. So there's that.
Posted by: DocJ at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (nUFhj)
Our exit polling indicates that that 106% of those early votes cast by Republicans will be crossover votes to the Democrat party because those are the Republicans who aren't racists.
Posted by: Houston Chronicle, Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, Dallas Morning News at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)
Its like his political beliefs do not mesh with his personal beliefs... yet he still votes reliably Dem.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 05, 2018 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
My younger brother is like that too. Many people treat political party membership like sports fandom. When devoted Packers fans move to Seattle or Miami, they normally remain Packers fans. My brother views politics like that. He was very upset when I changed teams. Instead of picking politicians based on policy, it's tribal for them, which is why pointing out the inconsistencies of their voting record compared to their own lifestyle doesn't work. Sadly, it's hard to think of anything the dems could do that would change his mind.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Can't stand Toto! I don't know what the appeal is, but to each his own.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (hSQF+)
How about a metal version?
https://youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw
Posted by: buzzion at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (zRwJ/)
Laugh, but all to many Military types have gotten in trouble for charging lab dances on thier Gov Travel cards
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
Nuts? I'm crazy for them!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)
I find the most accurate polling results come from either The Chicken Drop, or Scapulomancy... they've never failed me!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018
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Divination by shoulder blade could be a little awkward. Especially if the owner of the shoulder blade objects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (Fz8ov)
"DUNE.... whaaaahaaaaaaa...
DUNE...."
Well, hmmmm.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (Kc4Br)
If we end up with Gov. Stacey Abrams, and the Dems take the House, my husband's siblings will be unbearably smug. Even at the memorial.
Husband's aunt was a life-long Republican and conservative. Yuge Trump supporter, and they hated her for that.
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Abrams loses convincingly. R's add seats in house.
They'll no show. Car trouble, blue flue etc etc.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (RybWm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (bim/x)
Is there something you'd like to share with the horde?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Delve deeper you will find it was 99% jews and christians living under muslim oppressors. They took arab names and some nominally converted to fit in with less oppresion.
Posted by: Smaug at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (DMcz+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (r/emI)
You are a sick fucker.
Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at November 05, 2018 04:39 PM (Kc4Br)
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Party hats and horns, no pants, and alcohol.
Posted by: simplemind at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM (uH+Ll)
So just like every other Tuesday?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
When deep D districts are 90%+ for the Dems, it's easy to have a majority in some generic count. But every vote over the majority is moot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Exactly. Her "popular vote win" nationally basically came from California. Didn't win her even one extra electoral college vote.. but it did bring her up to the predicted generic vote percents.
Which tells us that generic polls are friggin worthless.. especially at this point. If accurate, it means some districts running Dems will be blowouts.. so what????
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (bim/x)
Is there something you'd like to share with the horde?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM
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I hated those things when I was in DOD. We were constantly tasked by DFAS to investigate suspicious charges and we were most definitely not manned to take on that Herculean task.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (bim/x)
Is there something you'd like to share with the horde?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
LOL..Not for me. But Orders and Travel is kinda my thing in the Navy...You'd be amazed what crosses my Desk
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (bim/x)
Now that's politics.
Posted by: Jwest at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (UFLLM)
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Gynocracy is where its at!!
Posted by: Capt'n Bill at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (EcQyz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (4Pkdw)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (kufk0)
They've got to move quickly. You don't want them to Slo-vak things.
Posted by: pep at November 05, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)
That's a very aSerbic comment.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (kufk0)
Sperm Bank?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (bim/x)
This is not the action of a confident party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (72PAC)
When deep D districts are 90%+ for the Dems, it's easy to have a majority in some generic count. But every vote over the majority is moot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Exactly. Her "popular vote win" nationally basically came from California. Didn't win her even one extra electoral college vote.. but it did bring her up to the predicted generic vote percents. . . .
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2018
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And a lot of those counties had really good turnout. Like 125% of registered voters.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2018 04:40 PM (bim/x)
Years ago, I worked briefly at the NBC News bureau in ATL. I was in charge of wading through reporters' expenses. The stories I could tell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2018 04:33 PM
I'm wearing a blue oxford w/ little US flags all over it from Old Navy. I live in the only blue ward in a city that votes 75% republican.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2018 04:42 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 05, 2018 04:42 PM (r/emI)
I do think that makes a tangible difference which is why Democrats fight it so hard.
Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2018 04:42 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2018 04:03 PM (OiC69)
A couple of months ago, caller ID identified a call as coming from 'UN SEC GEN'. Curiosity got the best of me and I picked it up. All I heard was Chinese.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2018 04:42 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: x at November 05, 2018 04:43 PM (nFwvY)
Orange man b--b-b-b- b
*clank*
Orange man b--b-b--b-- b
*kachunk*
*voice module reset*
Orange man bad.
Posted by: Romneybot 9000 at November 05, 2018 04:43 PM (LL1Be)
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Why yes. Yes it is. Especially the day before the election.
Posted by: We didn't think you'd notice that. at November 05, 2018 04:43 PM (REjT9)
The husband of one of my mother's cousins is like that. Old retired guy. Hates gun control. Hates illegal aliens. Hates abortions.
Still votes D.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2018 04:44 PM (vOkuK)
Can't stand Toto! I don't know what the appeal is, but to each his own.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 05, 2018 04:30 PM (hSQF+)
How about a metal version?
https://youtu.be/MH9FyLsfDzw
Posted by: buzzion at November 05, 2018 04:37 PM (zRwJ/)
I love that guy. He's everything as a musician I always wanted to be but can never even hope to attain.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)
There are 9 Congressional Districts in MA (for now). Four of those districts the D is running unopposed and among the nine of them only MA-9 is even remotely competitive. Dems will win, by simple math alone, about 80% of the "generic" congressional vote in MA and yet Geoff Diehl (GOP Senate candidate against Liewatha) is certainly going to get substantially more than 20% of the vote.
Posted by: DocJ at November 05, 2018 04:44 PM (nUFhj)
You are awful! No, not a aperm bank. We're donating items and time to help women NOT have abortions....granted a lot of them have questionable immigration status but this is a church thing...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2018 04:47 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2018
One thing people miss about the popular vote stuff... Republicans were trying to win the election, that is, they were trying to accumulate electoral votes. If the contest had been decided by popular vote Trump's team would have put a lot some effort into places like CA and NY, which they basically ignored but to swing through for fundraising once or twice.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 05, 2018 04:54 PM (h2Bdk)
Traitors, the lot of them.
Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at November 05, 2018 04:56 PM (qC1Sy)
If the Dems lose, AM Murderin' Joke should be a laugh fest. Same with CNN.
Trying so hard not to get my hopes up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
I know. I still remember how crushed I felt on election day 2012. At least, Trump will still be president no matter what. But if things are looking good for the GOP, I'll put CNN on one channel and MSNBC on the other and hop from room to room, laughing all the while.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 05, 2018 05:00 PM (d6Ksn)
If
we end up with Gov. Stacey Abrams, and the Dems take the House, my
husband's siblings will be unbearably smug. Even at the memorial.
Husband's aunt was a life-long Republican and conservative. Yuge Trump supporter, and they hated her for that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Hopefully, they will be too depressed to attend and your husband's aunt will be dancing a happy jig up in heaven.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 05, 2018 05:04 PM (F/KeJ)
The hatred on the left is plainly evident. If you live in a major metro area anywhere, no matter the state, you run the risk of having in-your-face hatred if you wear or display anything Republican on your body or your vehicle.
They hate us and we hate the idea of them being in charge, because of what it would mean to our our principles, our beliefs, and more. Thus we hate them for what they believe.
I have been a voter for a very long time and have never seen the polarity as great as it is today.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 05, 2018 05:18 PM (+fPHo)
the forked tongue.
Posted by: saf at November 05, 2018 05:21 PM (5IHGB)
Never respond.
I know people like me cause unreliability in the polling, causing misleading skews in the results. It would be nice to relive this past election cycle where libs and Dems feel safe and secure, just to watch their political house burn down.
God, what a feeling!
Posted by: Shinjinrui at November 05, 2018 05:22 PM (h5hE3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 05, 2018 05:25 PM (xzqr4)
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