The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Defending our interests throughout the world means, first and foremost, defending our friends and allies! And under Obama's watch, we failed, and spectacularly so. Or perhaps we succeeded, since Iran and its anti-Western acolytes did rather well during the Obama administration's reign of terror.

Through inattention, stupidity, sloth, or active malice we allowed the imprisonment and murder of many of the people who risked the most for America. Sure, there were mercenaries among them, but there were also many people who believed; in freedom and self determination, or who simply chafed at being governed by evil.

We let them down, we let them die, and we must never let that happen again.

Under Obama, the CIA Suffered a 'Catastrophic' Disaster

This is simply stunning. A rollup of networks across the world -- an event that began in Iran, where the Obama administration would soon enough be negotiating its much sought-after "nuclear deal framework," and ended with numerous deaths is the kind of thing of which intelligence nightmares and national-security disasters are made. One's first instinct is to look back and see who was CIA director during that period: Leon Panetta (Feb. 2009-June 2011); Michael Morell (acting director, July-Sept. 2011); David Petraeus (Sept. 2011-Nov. 2012); Morell again (acting, Nov. 2012-March 2013); and finally John Brennan, who served out the remainder of the Obama administration.
Imagine a CIA officer in some foreign country trying to convince someone to assist the United States of America in its fight for freedom and self-determination. That will be a tough slog, because the last people who helped are now hanging from the gibbets at the local secret police outpost, courtesy of the U.S. government.

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This sounds like loads of fun.

'Chunks of my tongue came off -- you could see the tastebuds': Ross Edgley on swimming around Great Britain

Swimming in salt water is a different experience. I cannot imagine doing it for this long.

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This was touched upon last night be the estimable Misanthropic Humanitarian, but it needs to be squashed, and squashed hard! it is simply insanity, so it fits rather well with the other Leftist ideas for gun control. But just imagine what could be gleaned from a cursory check of your comments here?

Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

Mock this far and wide, even with your commie nephews. Turn it around and tell them that next it will be the 1st Amendment.

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1 Morning, Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (p6e8W)

2 And First!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (p6e8W)

3 Top Three?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (p6e8W)

4 Alright, enough of that. Off to call the corgi's...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (p6e8W)

5 "Breaking News! The Democrats have retaken the House and Senate! Thank History!"-CNN chyron at 6AM this morning.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (3sjI6)

6 Can't ..take...pressure.
That's it , I'm going to vote again.


Just to be sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (LL1Be)

7 New York Dem efforts to implement further 2A restrictions. Color me shocked.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (jxbfJ)

8 5 "Breaking News! The Democrats have retaken the House and Senate! Thank History!"-CNN chyron at 6AM this morning.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (3sjI6)

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"Really, just don't bother voting, Republicans. It won't do any good."
-Next chyron

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (pEWEN)

9 Woulda been first if that bear vid hadn't distracted me!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (CH+GM)

10 Today feels like one of those 'y'all posting like crack monkey's how am I supposed to keep up' days.

And for good reason.

If you haven't yet, vote! And drag any Normals you know to the polls as well.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (72PAC)

11 Just wait until Bloomberg - a "Republican" - spreads some of significant wealth around to get the "Social Media Background Check" passed in some lunatic state. Then, when the Dems retake the federal government, it'll be nationalized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (I2dne)

12 But just imagine what could be gleaned from a cursory check of your comments here?
Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

Mock this far and wide, even with your commie nephews. Turn it around and tell them that next it will be the 1st Amendment



Your social media comments will be checked before being allowed to vote. If found lacking, you will have a reserved seat on the Trump Train to the camps!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (f/ass)

13 But just imagine what could be gleaned from a cursory check of your comments here?

That we are notoriously bad at keeping canoes upright in the water?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (Z4rgH)

14 "Breaking News! The Democrats have retaken the House and Senate! Thank History!"-CNN chyron at 6AM this morning.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (3sjI6)
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Geez. Super-early night, tonight!

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (YOhRS)

15 the CIA, spent way too much time working Inside the country against US.

check out Sherryl attkinsons post.

and here I thought that was illegal.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (iIw4v)

16 13 But just imagine what could be gleaned from a cursory check of your comments here?

That we are notoriously bad at keeping canoes upright in the water?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (Z4rgH)

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That I'm not nearly as intelligent as I make myself out to be?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (pEWEN)

17 Voted this morning before work so I could wear my I Voted sticker today to remind people it's election day.

Even though there was record early voting in our state they were doing a brisk business.

I wasn't planning on voting straight Republican because I never have, but I did. I just can't reward the crazy with a vote.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at November 06, 2018 11:06 AM (osVaf)

18 "If you haven't yet, vote! And drag any Normals you know to the polls as well.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (72PAC) "

Unless you think they'll vote Democrat, in which case you should lock them in your basement for a day or two.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:06 AM (oZ6kz)

19 Great video of bear mom and cub.

Little guy needs an ice axe. Trotsky is not using his, after all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (hyuyC)

20 Scandal free administration!

Posted by: President Five Putt at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (BrQrN)

21 top 20.

and I voted here in the tidewater at 6am and there was a steady flow with about 30 in line when I showed up.

turnout may be higher than 2016, at least looks similar.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (8D42x)

22 check out Sherryl attkinsons post.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (iIw4v)

The one in the sidebar...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (wYseH)

23 Alright, enough of that. Off to call the corgi's...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (p6e8W)
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Ffffwweeeeeet!

Unnecessary celebration. 5 yards and decapitation.

Posted by: The Ref at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (YOhRS)

24 Betting markets have shot up in the past 30 mins...for....Dems.
Blegh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (kbp55)

25 Social media checks for what, exactly?
They need to spell it out, because we know what they want to check but won't say it.

My decision to never do facebook and twitter is being reaffirmed all the time these days.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (W+vEI)

26 That slapping hot iron to it is the cure for everything?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (Z4rgH)

27 Madison, and here I was going to admit to being Much more intelligent than I portrayed myself to be here.
but I knew you guys wouldn't buy it.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (iIw4v)

28 Voted in the pouring rain in Philly. Pleasure to pull that straight R ticket.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (f687A)

29 CBD, mesugah yes?
fgs! wth?

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (iIw4v)

30 You go, lil' bear cub!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (W+vEI)

31 Pulling this in from the prior thread, because it's just that important:


Sounds about right. The first one had the benefit of a pre-mutilated Megan Fox.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (a2xio)

++++++++++

What mutilation now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (I2dne)



Plastic surgery duck face.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (a2xio)

32 add an h and something other. i'm all over the top agitated today.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (iIw4v)

33 The CIA story is infuriating.

Under Obama, the CIA was run like a community center by a community organizer.

Oh, wait. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (1beh4)

34 Now you promise you're not going to use this gun on either Amy Schumer or Ben Roethlisberger, right? Because you seem oddly obsessed with them.

Posted by: Guy At Gun Store Doing AoS Background Check at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (oZ6kz)

35 this is a day for Xanax, yet I think i'm relegated to nothing and will have to like it.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (iIw4v)

36 That slapping hot iron to it is the cure for everything?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (Z4rgH)
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The blue infestation?

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (YOhRS)

37 That bear thing is everywhere but people don't seem to see what I see.

It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)

38 33 The CIA story is infuriating.

The government abusing its power? The hell you say.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)

39 Have the NPC RINOs assured us of the 'this is for the good of the country' meme yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (CbG28)

40 Adirondack, what govt agency wasn't used by Obamas admin to further politcal ideological goals ?

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (iIw4v)

41 Boo Boo finally made it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (aKsyK)

42 Social media checks for what, exactly?
They need to spell it out, because we know what they want to check but won't say it.

My decision to never do facebook and twitter is being reaffirmed all the time these days.
Posted by: Lizzy


I have a CHL.
The government has known for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (f/ass)

43 35 this is a day for Xanax, yet I think i'm relegated to nothing and will have to like it.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (iIw4v)

Alcohol.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)

44 That Obama sure left a lot of dead bodies in his wake.

Bodies of people trying to support the U.S.A.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (1beh4)

45 damnit, would have made 20 if I hadn't actually contributed to the thread...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (8D42x)

46 A President that hates me sold out an Alphabet Agency that hates me.

*shrug*

I got no dog in that fight.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (vgKDw)

47 "Alcohol.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs) "

Healing power of and, my friend.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (oZ6kz)

48 That bear thing is everywhere but people don't seem to see what I see.

It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


So? She gave him something to cry about.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (f/ass)

49 The local news dweebs on KDVR were in a very celebratory mood this morning... even playing happy music in the studio, as they talked about the election. Hope they're disappointed tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

50 The CIA story is infuriating.

The government abusing its power? The hell you say.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)
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Something tells me that Brennan's defense is.

1. Didn't happen.
2. Trump is lying.
3. (Finally) No one told me about it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (YOhRS)

51 Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams and state Sen. Kevin Palmer's proposal would allow authorities to review three years of social media history and one year of internet search history of any person seeking to purchase a firearm.




Thought police much? Make your internet history public first, buddies.

NJNBHN!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI)

52 I can't help but think if I vote for something, the Black Robe Mafia will just reverse it anyway

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (bQtop)

53 Plastic surgery duck face.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (a2xio)
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Ah, bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (I2dne)

54 The baby bear is called a cub.

Posted by: Ernie Banks at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (1beh4)

55 35 this is a day for Xanax, yet I think i'm relegated to nothing and will have to like it.
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (iIw4v)

Take it easy. Things will work out. If you need to talk it out, we are here for you.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (J+mig)

56 36 That slapping hot iron to it is the cure for everything?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (Z4rgH)
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The blue infestation?

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (YOhRS)


Especially for that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (Z4rgH)

57 This was my first election with a "vote straight party line" option. Loved it.

Easy peasy, but frustrating when there are unopposed dems on the ballot. Mainly judges and constable positions.
Sheesh.
Why not run someone - anyone!- for every spot. We could pick up a seat or two.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (XROPS)

58 Defending our interests throughout the world means, first and
foremost, defending our friends and allies! And under Obama's watch, we
failed, and spectacularly so. Or perhaps we succeeded, since Iran and
its anti-Western acolytes did rather well during the Obama
administration's reign of terror.



The Choom shit all over our old allies and buddied up with our enemies in the ME.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (mpXpK)

59 We spend billions on intelligence "things" but next to nothing on HUMINT. The things are important as they can do amazing stuff...but sometimes you need a human on the ground doing only what humans can do to get intelligence.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)

60 Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams and state Sen. Kevin Palmer's proposal would allow authorities to review three years of social media history and one year of internet search history of any person seeking to purchase a firearm.


I'd bet the NYPD couldn't pass.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (f/ass)

61 Reason #5,124 to not have social media.

Next, they'll want your browsing history and political affiliation.

Despots never sleep.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (VpIIl)

62 "Thought police much? Make your internet history public first, buddies.

NJNBHN!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI) "

I'd jump on that grenade in a second. I'll gladly reveal my last year of internet searches if all of Congress has to do the same, because the hilarity would be worth it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)

63 Unless you think they'll vote Democrat, in which case you should lock them in your basement for a day or two.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:06 AM (oZ6kz)

Then we'd have 2 years worth of "Two Texas Democrats denied their Constitutional right to cast ballots for Beto! Republicans must be executed for this uncivil behavior!'

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (3sjI6)

64 this is great. take out the space.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1059679051269525504

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (r+sAi)

65 Next, they'll want your browsing history and political affiliation.

Despots never sleep.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (VpIIl)
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*Shakes fist at Trump*

Posted by: Bill Maher at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (YOhRS)

66 Then we'd have 2 years worth of "Two Texas Democrats denied their Constitutional right to cast ballots for Beto! Republicans must be executed for this uncivil behavior!'
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (3sjI6)

Not that I'm condoning the locking of people in basements, but that headline is going to run whether it happens or not.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (72PAC)

67 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
One of the groups that claimed Brian Kemp is suppressing the vote in Georgia actually forgot to hand in the voter registration applications they collected and a lot of people who thought they registered to vote couldn't vote because of this group, not because of Kemp.

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Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

68 Can you even imagine Bob Menendez's last few years of internet searches?

Comedy. Goldmine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (oZ6kz)

69 Tell me again why the deep state supports Obama when he was so dang careless with their lives, such as in Benghazi (30+ abandoned to terrorists at the CIA annex), and with these security breaches?


I don't understand how they can hate Trump so dang much with what Obama did to them.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (W+vEI)

70 The stress and strain now is nothing like it was in 2016. Up until 10pm on Nov 8, 2016, I had a deep persistent dread in my gut.

Just remind yourself that life is supposed to be fun, that our ancestors spent weeks in steerage, were brought here in chains, were forced to work shitty, degrading jobs, separated from families...so that we (most of the commenters) could live in America, and vote, and eat Chik-Fil-A, and frankly enjoy our lives.

So in the words of Harry Caray .... let's get some runs!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (hqZPQ)

71
My decision to never do facebook and twitter is being reaffirmed all the time these days.
Posted by: Lizzy

True

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (sFO1P)

72 The local news dweebs on KDVR were in a very celebratory mood this morning... even playing happy music in the studio, as they talked about the election. Hope they're disappointed tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Kinda like Hillary's HQ in '16?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (f/ass)

73 "35 this is a day for Xanax, yet I think i'm relegated to nothing and will have to like it.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (iIw4v)"

Call me so I can ask what your wearing. The answer better be- nothing but a fifth of bourbon.

C'mon, laugh damn it. Put down the xanax.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (VpIIl)

74 You know ... it does bring up an interesting question.

Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?

The UK ? Germany ? France ?

I'd say no to all three.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

75 of course social media checks in order to buy a gun is already an assault on both the 1st and 2nd amendment and should be punished with a loss of thumbs.

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (nFwvY)

76


That video was Bear Bryant: Teh Early Years.
Greetings voters and votees. The covfefe infusion begins.
It's time to show the radical Ctrl-Left that they should retreat to Mom's basement and stay there until further notification.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)

77 Just a weekly reminder. If you have a prayer request for yourself or others -or any updates- which you would like included on the prayer list which will be posted tomorrow on the Daily Rant, please send it to me tonight by 7:00 EST.


Also, if you'd like prayer but don't want feel like having it put on the list, you can send it to me and I'll pray on my own-well with spouse too .
Please write me at FenelonDirection18 at g mail.com. Thanks for your prayers!

Pease be patient if you write. It's not my regular e-mail so you may not hear from me immediately. I'm also one of those dinosaurs who doesn't get e-mail on my antiquated cell phone

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (AllCR)

78 I love that baby bear's persistence. Up, then down, then up, then down, again and again. And when he finally makes it to the top, he bounds off with his mama as though it were nothing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (U5tDi)

79 Reason #5,124 to not have social media.

Next, they'll want your browsing history and political affiliation.

Despots never sleep.


Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:13 AM (VpIIl)


Actually, they *do* want your search history in addition to your social media. So pretty much, yeah, they want your browsing history, too.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (tOP4K)

80 Its election day so the trolls will be here in force today. Ignore them and maybe they'll go away.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (mpXpK)

81 Can you even imagine Bob Menendez's last few years of internet searches?

Comedy. Goldmine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (oZ6kz)
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The punchline is the guy who tweeted that it doesn't matter what the group did--Kemp is still in charge of it all. And basically blames Kemp for an anti-Kemp group failing to register college voters.

Posted by: Bill Maher at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (YOhRS)

82 MSNBC has already counted the ballots and we list!

https://bit.ly/2zwiJLk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

83 >>>Defending our interests throughout the world means, first and foremost, defending our friends and allies!

Yes, and that is why I disagree with this sentiment, posted on the previous thread:

642 Close all the bases in Germany.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (f/ass)

Posted by: m at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (+ZMGe)

84 74 You know ... it does bring up an interesting question.

Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

Israel.

Possibly the potential Eastern Europe Alliance of non-tyrant countries, if they really push forward and defy the EU. Hungary, Poland etc.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (72PAC)

85 That will be a tough slog, because the last people who helped are now hanging from the gibbets at the local secret police outpost, courtesy of the U.S. government.

Hanging, like a planter?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (BrQrN)

86 Voted a little before 10...not much of a line...nothing like 2016.

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (0+nbW)

87 is it safe to sock here yet?

asking for a friend...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (Dagiw)

88 Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

Just like poking a commie chick, don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (/xOO8)

89 NY can do whatever it wants because they lock it up in the Second Circuit, which Democrats have bought and paid for.

Plus the NRA has almost no balls when it comes to NY. THey just use us as an ATM.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (VpIIl)

90

EM ROSE PHIRNI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (GEhPL)

91 NameRedacted is back! @hfinch63
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Late in last thread so here it is again

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (sXyKU)

92 Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

Israel.

Possibly the potential Eastern Europe Alliance of non-tyrant countries, if they really push forward and defy the EU. Hungary, Poland etc.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (72PAC)


Can't be comfortable - inside my head like that. It's a terribly small space.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (Crzbp)

93 57 This was my first election with a "vote straight party line" option. Loved it.

Easy peasy, but frustrating when there are unopposed dems on the ballot. Mainly judges and constable positions.
Sheesh.
Why not run someone - anyone!- for every spot. We could pick up a seat or two.
Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (XROPS)

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I refuse to do the straight party vote.

Feels lazy.

I found one race where I voted for a third party.

Libertarians didn't even nominate anyone for a race with an open federal House seat. Them's getting lazy in the low country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (pEWEN)

94 24. You do know how betting lines work right? A move in the line to D means the money has been flowing the other way. Vegas doesn't pick favorites they just direct cash flow.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (mJmCN)

95 Dammit I pulled a muscle in my chest and back and I've got to pick up leaves later this afternoon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (4ErVI)

96 Defending our interests throughout the world means, first and foremost, defending our friends and allies!

Yes, and that is why I disagree with this sentiment, posted on the previous thread:

642 Close all the bases in Germany.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (f/ass)
Posted by: m


Then name our allies. Germany? Italy? Turkey? France? Britain?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (f/ass)

97 This is a good day for a hoagie. A celebration hoagie. The local deli must be swamped.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (O98j8)

98 80 Its election day so the trolls will be here in force today. Ignore them and maybe they'll go away.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (mpXpK)

Pathetic remnants of a dying, superficial movement bereft of logic and reason, clinging to hysteria because it's all they have left to drive them.

Bring them on!

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (J+mig)

99 "young girls + not an FBI sting + how to hide flights to private islands"

"How can you tell if the girl you're talking to is really 15 and not a cop?"


Posted by: Bob Menendez's Google Searches at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

100 48 That bear thing is everywhere but people don't seem to see what I see.

It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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You'll notice that the drone tries to get close as the cub reaches the top. I think Mama was trying to fend of the drone and protect her cub.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (G0vdT)

101 I voted early. Couldn't select Scalise, because he's not in my district. The only HoR candidate who wasn't a Dem was somebody listed as "No Party," so I had to click him.

Lousy-ana also has a few constituional amendments on the ballot. The only one I thought was truly important was one to require unanimous verdicts for all felonies. Currently LA allows a 10-2 verdict to convict, except in capital cases. In other words, the snowflakes want it to be *harder* to convict a defendant. They want their criminal pets to have a 16% better chance to get off.

I voted NO. When I came back from early voting, the number of "Vote Yes!!!" signs on the lawns and medians in my neighborhood, which is heavily African-American and pretty sketchy, convinced me I did the right thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (Fz8ov)

102 I voted absentee last week, so thankfully I didn't have to make the 500-mile round trip today to vote in person. Voted straight-ticket R, voted no on all Missouri's amendments and propositions. Also voted no on reelecting all the judges, because I think when in doubt, you should vote no on that.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (2PXwn)

103 Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?



Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

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countries do not have friends.

they have interests.

sometimes those interests align with those of other countries, to one degree or another.

sometimes they don't.

either way, things change over time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (Dagiw)

104 The new CNN motto!

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"EMBRACE NOT KNOWING:"

https://bit.ly/2Qm7jkv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

105 It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.

I think that she missed him, but might have been trying to grab him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (AllCR)

106 use Epic Browser
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https://www.epicbrowser.com/

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (sXyKU)

107 >>I'd jump on that grenade in a second. I'll gladly reveal my last year of internet searches if all of Congress has to do the same, because the hilarity would be worth it.



Exactly. My internet history is not that exciting, but it's the intrusion by petty politicians who think they can lord over us while typically denying accountability themselves. Guaranteed they have people surfing porn sites and various political activism (the kind Project Veritas recently chronicled in DC) at work within their own offices.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

108 So in the words of Harry Caray .... let's get some runs!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (hqZPQ)

Well, I did eat a large salad last night, but that usually doesn't give me the runs. Just a smooth bowel movement.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (3sjI6)

109
We'll see if one side gets a schlonging tonight. My guess is that it will be an unsatisfying dry hump for both sides.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (r+sAi)

110 You know ... it does bring up an interesting question.

Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

Israel.

Possibly the potential Eastern Europe Alliance of non-tyrant countries, if they really push forward and defy the EU. Hungary, Poland etc.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


Kinda does exclude the EU.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (f/ass)

111 I think it's probably the stupidest thing ever to have the identities of your covert assets on the internet no matter how secure you believe it to be.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)

112 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (3sjI6)
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Taco Bell

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (sXyKU)

113 I think it's probably the stupidest thing ever to have the identities of your covert assets on the internet no matter how secure you believe it to be.
Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)

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I've heard tell that the FSB has moved back to paper, pen, typewriter, and burn barrel for high-level comms.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

114 Market keeps going up -- that's a good sign, 'cause I guarantee the money guys have access to the best info.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (hqZPQ)

115

Momma bear or Trump?

Gutfeld called the momma bear Trump last night on The Five and the baby bear the media, how Trump is way ahead and the media always trying to catch up.

Then Juan tossed in, but the baby bear caught up...

Didn't work, Juan. Did not work.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (2I4LM)

116 111 I think it's probably the stupidest thing ever to have the identities of your covert assets on the internet no matter how secure you believe it to be.
Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)


Agreed. If anything should have an air gap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (CbG28)

117 85. No Hillary - hanging like your old man balls.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (O98j8)

118

"We'll see if one side gets a schlonging tonight. My guess is that it will be an unsatisfying dry hump for both sides."

sigh ... I guess I'll call Ezra to cancel our date for tonight.

Posted by: House Popular Vote at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (RzUqr)

119 FL is ground zero for electoral sanity! FL MORONS get out to vote. Get the like minded to vote. FL26 and FL27 are going to be close. And Gillum...ugh ugh

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (8X9tr)

120 After this crap the Democrat Supreme Court pulled in PA, we stopped looking to relocate there. The whole state is becoming corrupt. Why move from the pot into the frying pan?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (VpIIl)

121 With all the dem scandals this cycle (although ignored by the MFM), I wonder how much these resonate with regular voters.

Gillum's aids cracker state comments, his FBI investigation and fraud.
The Minnesota woman marrying her brother and lying about it.
The Arizona woman laughing about the Taliban.
McCaskill' aids admitting she regularly lies about her positions.
ORourke aids admitting they broke campaign funding laws and laughing about it.
Rourke lying about fleeing the scene of his drunk driving accident.
All dems Senators supporting false accusations against Kavanaugh.
Sanders follower trying to assassinate republicans.
Stacy Adams refusing to answer questions about confiscating guns.
Feinstein lying about leaking Ford's letter.

nuts.


Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (XROPS)

122
I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (r+sAi)

123 It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.
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I thought she was sticking out her paw to try and grab him, but knocked him off balance instead.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (fqUgw)

124 Its election day so the trolls will be here in force today. Ignore them and maybe they'll go away.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

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It's funny, because is anyone on a conservative political forum really going to "not" vote based on some sort of "IT'S OVER!!!" drive by post?

Also, the campaigns themselves won't know until this evening who won or lost, at least when it comes to the races that matter. Much less some yahoo on Twitter.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (UfkIY)

125 The whole state is becoming corrupt.

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PA has been a rotting cesspool of corruption as long as I've been alive, and my mom tells me it wasn't any better before that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

126 111 For Obama feature, not bug.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (mJmCN)

127 89Plus the NRA has almost no balls when it comes to NY. THey just use us as an ATM.


Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:18 AM (VpIIl)

That is what amazes me. Why hasn't the NRA taken on NY State?!! Because of NYS, anybody who legally travels interstate with a firearm jeopardizes their freedom if their destination is outside of New England. You have to go through at least a tiny piece of NY State. Forget the Federal laws - that requires the NY State troopers et al to follow them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (jxbfJ)

128 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"EMBRACE NOT KNOWING:"

https://bit.ly/2Qm7jkv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
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It's something I do every day.

Posted by: Brian the Common Tater at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (YOhRS)

129 Over/under on when the first "Beto lost, but he really won" article gets posted?

I call 3 PM Eastern.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)

130 Kinda does exclude the EU.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (f/ass)


The next war in Europe will be over leaving that stuttering clusterfuck of a treaty.

We should have the good sense to either stay out - or support the exiting party.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (Crzbp)

131 Re: CIA
So, while all this shit was going on, how many loyal and caring CIA officials resigned in protest? How many came forward in defense of their comrades in mortal danger? How many blew the whistle on incompetence and sloth causing mayhem and murder of foreign assets?
I shall wait.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (rCGpC)

132 You'll notice that the drone tries to get close as the cub reaches the top. I think Mama was trying to fend of the drone and protect her cub.


Maybe. I think it's more the drone using a higher power zoom. Whatevs.

The other thing is that a couple of times we see the shadow of a large raptor or vulture or condor or something. I kept waiting to see Mr. Ball D. Iggle swoop down on the bearlet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

133 5 reasons why Beto's loss is really a win!

Posted by: Buzzfeed at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (CbG28)

134 I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (r+sAi)
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Bad one in CO this year. Last time around, they pushed a progressive income tax (we have a flat tax now) "just because" and "make the rich pay their fair share." Failed miserably. This time, it's "for the children" - couched in school funding terms but little in the actual language is for schools - it's just a massive tax hike and the camel's nose of tax progressivism. I hope (though don't believe) that my state is smarter than that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (I2dne)

135 "We'll see if one side gets a schlonging tonight. My guess is that it will be an unsatisfying dry hump for both sides."

______________

That' sort of my prediction, no side will really be able to claim a referendum.

I will say though the momentum has been on Republican's side in a big way

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (UfkIY)

136
Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?

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Visegrad countries in Europe -- they won't go down again. (Heh, double entendre intended)

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (MIKMs)

137 122

I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:22 AM (r+sAi)

Lots of FSA out there who pay no taxes. They vote for everyone else to pay them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

138 122 Like all these bond elections in Texas - no one actually does the math on the increases and most voters assume others will pay. It is amazing to hear people who live in apartments in Houston think that property tax increases don't affect them.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (mJmCN)

139 It's funny, because is anyone on a conservative political forum really going to "not" vote based on some sort of "IT'S OVER!!!" drive by post?

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (UfkIY)
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I was going to vote, but what's the point?

Posted by: Concerned NPC at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (YOhRS)

140
Orange County NC Gov
Humidity causing issues with some voting machines in WakeGOV and other areas. State Board of Elections has issued press release assuring that all ballots will be counted.
WHO THE HELL IS GUARDING THESE "EMERGENCY BINS"???

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:25 AM (sXyKU)

141 It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.
____________

I thought she was sticking out her paw to try and grab him, but knocked him off balance instead.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Gee, thanks Yogiiiiiiiiiii!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:26 AM (f/ass)

142 I was searching Jessica+Alba+naked for a friend.

Posted by: Octopussy at November 06, 2018 11:26 AM (VcV0G)

143 I'm an animal softy so after watching a few slides down the mountain I had to fast forward the video to the end for the happy ending.

Preemptive Yeah yeah that's the same thing I do when watching porn.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:26 AM (A6Xv7)

144 Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?
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The ones who x-ed the Yes box.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:26 AM (YOhRS)

145 111 I think it's probably the stupidest thing ever to have the identities of your covert assets on the internet no matter how secure you believe it to be.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)


First scandal free administration in History!

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (Z4rgH)

146 I've heard tell that the FSB has moved back to paper, pen, typewriter, and burn barrel for high-level comms.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)
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As should we.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (U5tDi)

147 Like all these bond elections in Texas - no one actually does the math on the increases and most voters assume others will pay.

It is amazing to hear people who live in apartments in Houston think that property tax increases don't affect them.
Posted by: rammajamma

Yet bitch when their rent goes up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (f/ass)

148 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
One of the groups that claimed Brian Kemp is suppressing the vote in Georgia actually forgot to hand in the voter registration applications they collected and a lot of people who thought they registered to vote couldn't vote because of this group, not because of Kemp.

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Hahahahaha!

Wow. Good one!
Has anyone heard more about the investigation into democrats trying to hack the voting machines in Georgia?

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (XROPS)

149 Orange County NC Gov
Humidity causing issues with some voting machines in WakeGOV and other areas. State Board of Elections has issued press release assuring that all ballots will be counted.

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Durham County celebrates and walks out to the trunk of the car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (LX21o)

150
I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?
______________

Most of them aren't taxpayers in the first place, so they're happy to vote to raise other peoples' taxes to pay for all the "free" shit they get.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (fqUgw)

151 "Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (jxbfJ)
"
To be fair, New York State Rifle and Pistol Association v. The City of New York could move up to SCOTUS soon. But that's not the case I would have pushed. The NRA lost their balls when they believed Hillary would win, so they dropped their substantive SAFE Act case appeal. Pussies.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

152 First!

Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (YOhRS)

153 Deceased Voters Remain Active As Cruz Jokes "Everyone Knows The Dead Vote Democrat..."

Authored by Joseph Jankowski via PlanetFreeWill.com,

Hundreds of now deceased people have been found to be still eligible to vote in LA county with one dead man voting in multiple elections years after he died.

An investigation conducted by David Goldstein of CBS Los Angeles discovered 561 people who are now dead are registered as active voters in LA County.

A 2016 Goldstein investigation found the names of 906 dead people still registered to vote in L.A. County.

After inputting those names into the county registrar's voter verification website to see how many are still eligible to vote in Tuesday's election, CBSLA discovered 561 people who are dead but still registered to vote.

And it wasn't people who just recently passed away -- they died at least five years ago.


Of the dead registered voters, 336 were listed as Democrats, 173 were Republicans and 52 had another party or no party affiliation, reports the local CBS affiliate.

Records show that at least 17 of these deceased voters casted support for a candidate in 2016.

One deceased name that showed up in the records, Ralph Howey, was found to have voted in 2010, 2012 and 2014, despite having passed away in 2009 at the age of 104.


"I'm a little shocked," said one Los Angeles man who witnessed an official mail-in voting pamphlet addressed to his mother. "My mother passed away approximately eight years ago."


Living in LA and shocked? Nah.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (2I4LM)

154 I do a straight party vote. There is not one democratic worth voting for. Most of the Republicans are useless as tits on a bull also, but .....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (bim/x)

155 Humidity causing issues with some voting machines in WakeGOV and other areas. State Board of Elections has issued press release assuring that all ballots will be counted.

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I see the Dems have finally found a way to make bad weather help their turnout.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

156 DJIA 25,570.67 +108.97 (+0.43%)

On the other hand Oh Noes!

NKE 76.77 -0.76 (-0.98%)

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (/xOO8)

157 I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?
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????!!!

Posted by: Gillum Voter at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (YOhRS)

158 I don't drink much anymore, but tonight might a good time to start again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (bim/x)

159
I think I am most interested in the MT and WV senate races. Will the people in those states get fooled again? Human beings fascinate me on occasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (r+sAi)

160 154 I do a straight party vote. There is not one democratic worth voting for. Most of the Republicans are useless as tits on a bull also, but .....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (bim/x)

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I like to vote third party in safe races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (pEWEN)

161 Great video of bear mom and cub.
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Mom seems like she may have been Trucon Cat at one point about halfway through.

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (CPS8G)

162
114 Market keeps going up -- that's a good sign, 'cause I guarantee the money guys have access to the best info.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (hqZPQ)

Markets have baked in a D house and R senate already. Any movement today is other factors.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 11:30 AM (kbp55)

163 Like all these bond elections in Texas - no one actually does the math on the increases and most voters assume others will pay. It is amazing to hear people who live in apartments in Houston think that property tax increases don't affect them.
Posted by: rammajamma

____________
If conservatives were smart, they would pass a RENTERS tax that the renter (not the landlord) had to pay.

Boy would you see a change in how people voted then if renters saw where the money was going.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:30 AM (UfkIY)

164 If I ran the NRA - I would not invest much fighting in New York.

The value of a Real Life Bad Example is priceless.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:30 AM (Crzbp)

165 Democrats have the mandate of heaven - when you pass into the arms of the Lord, and all things are revealed, then you vote (D).

QED.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

166 I do a straight party vote. There is not one democratic worth voting for. Most of the Republicans are useless as tits on a bull also, but .....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (bim/x)
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In my county, it depends. We have an entrenched, corrupt Republican machinery. Sometimes the only good opposition is the Dem (sometimes and independent). Those Dems never have the support of their party, and are often running to the right of Louis XIV. Other times, it's one of the few communists that infest any area. Have to pay attention in my county.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (I2dne)

167 Just a note in passing:
I live in an environment of heavily armed inbreds in a deep red state.

I may watch the KU Mich.St. game tonight.
Catch you later.

Posted by: Bureau of Land Grab and Mismanagement at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (5nsnJ)

168 143. SPOILER: The guy splooges.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (O98j8)

169 Highway seems noisy today.
Wonder what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (Lm4bP)

170 People vote for higher taxes on themselves "Because the chillunz!1!!"

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)

171 I like to vote third party in safe races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (pEWEN)
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I like to vote for Libertarians where it mainly concerns budgeting.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (YOhRS)

172 I think I am most interested in the MT and WV senate races. Will the people in those states get fooled again? Human beings fascinate me on occasion.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

_____________

Those are two races we should easily win but I think recruitment fell short.

Of the two, I would say WV is more likely to get flipped, at least it's far more into Trump's style of conservatism than Montana.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (UfkIY)

173 Most of them aren't taxpayers in the first place, so they're happy to
vote to raise other peoples' taxes to pay for all the "free" shit they
get.

But these are sales taxes and property taxes, which everybody pays even if they rent an apartment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (r+sAi)

174 Damn it kallisto. How about a spoiler alert next time.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (Crzbp)

175 "If I ran the NRA - I would not invest much fighting in New York.
"
No shit- really? What would you invest in? Making life better for people in NFA states?

The idea is to fight encroachment where it occurs. My guess is that's probably not going to be Wyoming.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

176 Exactly. My internet history is not that exciting, but it's the intrusion by petty politicians who think they can lord over us while typically denying accountability themselves. Guaranteed they have people surfing porn sites and various political activism (the kind Project Veritas recently chronicled in DC) at work within their own offices.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

Hey, watching porn at work is my Constitutional Right. Guns aren't in the Constitution. Wait...they are? When did that happen?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (3sjI6)

177 Mom seems like she may have been Trucon Cat at one point about halfway through.


Come sit by me. The Others are trying to make Mama just hapless and clumsy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (fuK7c)

178 Mom waited but wasn't going to coddle him. Tough love.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

179 >>Deceased Voters Remain Active As Cruz Jokes "Everyone Knows The Dead Vote Democrat..."



There's a reason True the Vote was the organization the Obama admin harassed the most prior to the 2012 election. They don't want voter rolls cleaned up.

Per Judicial Watch report last year, LA has 144% of voting age residents registered to vote.
Quite the GoTV feat. eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)

180 But these are sales taxes and property taxes, which everybody pays even if they rent an apartment.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (r+sAi)
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I'd argue the other side on property taxes. They are paid, but not obviously by the renter. It is like the other half of your Social Security withholding that is paid by your employer (if you're a W2 employee, anyway) - it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (I2dne)

181 44 That Obama sure left a lot of dead bodies in his wake.

Bodies of people trying to support the U.S.A.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (1beh4)


Yeah. "Incompetent", my ass.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (xjiRE)

182 If Richard Baris is correct, Indiana is looking good for Joe Donnelly

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (UkAXs)

183 I can not believe the number of tax measures on my ballot. Why in the world would anybody vote to raise taxes on themselves?

In our case it is because there are no good choices because of the public pension debacle. We voted to restrict the revenue they could collect from us and they responded by not funding pension for 12 years.

Now the bills are coming due and they want us to vote for 'fiscal responsibility' by passing bonds for the debt. Of course the threats are exactly the same as they were when they voted for the fake pensions..."if we don't pass this we will have to fire all the police and firemen!"

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (QMG5F)

184 171 I like to vote third party in safe races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (pEWEN)
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I like to vote for Libertarians where it mainly concerns budgeting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:31 AM (YOhRS)

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There wasn't a single damned Libertarian on my ballot.

I was surprised.

Oh, well. I'm usually voting anti-incumbent when I vote Libertarian, and my house seat (SC1) has no incumbent, so I was fine voting for Katie Arrington.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (pEWEN)

185 I think conservatives had legitimate reasons to say, "make our Country great again" or "take our Country back." IRS targeting, Fast and Furious, The Iran deal, trading Gitmo losers for shit. Over regulation, taxation, etc., etc.


But what legitimate reason do lefty's have to want to return to something? You hear that from lefty's like their country is being lost? WTF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (jUVms)

186 You guys probably know about this, but MSNBC put up the vote totals for Florida in a graphic....yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/y9l4m7ee

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (z2W2E)

187 But these are sales taxes and property taxes, which everybody pays even if they rent an apartment.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

___________

People are way too stupid to figure this out.

If you just made people pay their income taxes "out of pocket" quarterly instead of taking it out of their paycheck, you would see a tax revolution.

The first time a small business owner sends in that quarterly check, it hits home in a big way.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (UfkIY)

188 The fun part about your social media and search history is this: They're already recording everything you do. All they need is some piece of legislation to justify it and then they can use the data they've already collected. We're all already on the "disarm" list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (AzW6q)

189 If Richard Baris is correct


The Gong Show guy?

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (/xOO8)

190 Whatever happens in Montana it's going to be a squeaker. Tester and Democrats have counted on the Libertarian vote for victory. Not that their subterfuge has been destroyed, Lying Liberal Tester, Chuck Schumers pin cushion, may be gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

191 Is the Alabama Senate seat up this year? The one where the dem squeaked in?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (e1q4h)

192 No shit- really? What would you invest in? Making life better for people in NFA states?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:32 AM (VpIIl)


Wherever victory was most probable - to the extent of my budget.

And never in the most difficult area - that also serves as a great fundraising example. I'd only spend there when all other battles were won.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (Crzbp)

193 I've heard tell that the FSB has moved back to paper, pen, typewriter, and burn barrel for high-level comms.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

---one time pads for everything. awkward, but pretty much unbreakable, if neither of the two pads is compromised, and the random characters are based on something truly random, like interstellar noise.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (Dagiw)

194 Kinda does exclude the EU.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (f/ass)

I think we should outsource the conquest of Europe to Israel and Poland.

two weeks should do it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (wYseH)

195 Voted here in Texas, I appreciate we not only have to show ID but they swipe it to make sure it's valid and to record that you voted (omg the suppression!!!)

Voted straight R on the darn touch-screen machine except I removed the vote for George P. Bush for land office. Stop riding your family name pal (I know he'll win).

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (VckGX)

196 Is the Alabama Senate seat up this year? The one where the dem squeaked in?


Next cycle.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (/xOO8)

197 Since 1871.

What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

On the surface, nothing wrong with that.

But a reunited Germany gave Willie Kaiser the power to really make a mess of Europe in 1914. If he had just succeeded as King of Prussia, no one would have given him a second thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (veoSD)

You can blame that on the Hapsburgs. The loss by the Austrianngarian empire allowed the Prussians to consolidate Germany, iirc.

the French, thinking the germans were worn out and looking to prevent Prussian dominance over Europe started the franco-prussian war.

which ended up creating a fully unified Germany...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (8D42x)

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I have my doubts that Prussia wouldn't be a threat in the absence of the Franco Prussian war. I suspect the North German Confederation (which had been formed after the Prussians beat the shit outta the Austrians in 1866) would have been just as much of a pain as the German Empire.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (3p6jn)

You're probably correct that the Prussians would have been a threat, but I think the rest of the continent might have kept a bit of a better lid on them.

of course I have also read a theory that the US Civil War actually led to both world wars. Something about how the way we fought and reconciled led to the Prussian-Austrian war and Franco-Prussian war and the knock on effects.

I'll try to find the link again.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (8D42x)

198 "Defending our interests throughout the world means, first and foremost, defending our friends and allies!

Yes, and that is why I disagree with this sentiment, posted on the previous thread:

642 Close all the bases in Germany.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (f/ass)"

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Yes, why should we help them monster their neighbors?

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (jLBUC)

199 196 Is the Alabama Senate seat up this year? The one where the dem squeaked in?


Next cycle.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (/xOO

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My sister is applying to work for Doug Jones.

We don't talk politics much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (pEWEN)

200 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (UkAXs)
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no Twinkles this what he posted Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
10m
Early, but: In Indiana. Team Blue is outperforming. Team Red underperforming. So far, overall picture looks better than expected for Joe Donnelly.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (sXyKU)

201 170 People vote for higher taxes on themselves "Because the chillunz!1!!"
__________________

Yep, a lot of the leftists who vote for this shit are just clueless dumb-asses.

There was a woman in Austin a few years ago who was quoted saying that she'd voted for all the bonds and tax increases to finance the parks and the libraries and the school improvements, etc., because all those things were necessary to make Austin a nice place to live. But now her taxes in Austin were just too damn high, and she couldn't afford to live there anymore, and it just wasn't faaaaaaiiiiiirrrr, damn it!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (fqUgw)

202 If Richard Baris is correct
---

EM BARIS FOADY FI!

Posted by: Mad Maxine at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (YOhRS)

203 189 If Richard Baris is correct


The Gong Show guy?
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:34 AM (/xOO
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@peoples_pundit on Twitter. He's a GOP pollster.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (UkAXs)

204
The people who don't understand that property taxes, water and sewer taxes, electricity taxes go into their rent is part of the dumbing down of America that democrats love.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (r+sAi)

205
So, while all this shit was going on, how many loyal and caring CIA officials resigned in protest? How many came forward in defense of their comrades in mortal danger? How many blew the whistle on incompetence and sloth causing mayhem and murder of foreign assets? I shall wait.....


Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 11:24 AM (rCGpC)


Back in the old days the CIA would have had their revenge against the responsible party.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (TAmPV)

206
But what legitimate reason do lefty's have to want to return to something? You hear that from lefty's like their country is being lost? WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (jUVms)


Lefties don't ever want to return to anything, they want to keep driving Forward!. History is a straight line, you see, and Forward is better than Backward, so even though we'll never get there, we need to keep moving or else we'll slide back into Handmaiden's Tale or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (KUaJL)

207 NY is so far gone, most people didn't even know GilliFool was up for senate reelection. Somebody I know just came back from voting straight Line R and asked me "who the heck is the senate R I just voted for"?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (VpIIl)

208 The Oregon Democratic Party has sent out a "report card" to Democrats who haven't voted yet, pointing out that voting records are public information.

The report card ends with the following chilling statement:

We may call you to ask you about your voting experience and will update your voting record at that time. If you do not vote this year, while we will be disappointed, we will be interested in hearing why not.

So, expect to be harassed by the Democrats after the election if you don't vote.

In 2020, they'll explain that they will send people out to break your kneecaps if you don't vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (TEv5V)

209 My sister is applying to work for Doug Jones.


Judging by his invisibility, I figured he didn't have much staff.

I do like the fact that Doug won't get a Senate pension since he will have served less than six years.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (/xOO8)

210 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (UkAXs)
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already slapped you down again Chuckles, go collect your Soros money

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (sXyKU)

211 Well I just finished voting. Pretty much R all the way on top of ticket. All the circuit judges, voted against the incumbent when possible some only had one name.

Hyde-Smith or McDaniel for Senate was a bit tough to decide. But eventually went with the establishment Hyde-Smith because I simply did not want Deimoscr@p Mike Espy, former AG who sued Big Tobacco, going to DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (r/emI)

212 If Richard Baris is correct....
Posted by: WIGOPer
_________

I'm sorry, but the idea that you could make a prediction like that at this point in the day is absurd.

I know we've had two Presidential elections where huge resources were spent gathering exit polls and they were saying it was PResident Kerry and President Hillary

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (UfkIY)

213 LAW COMMENTARY

Errant Phone Message Is a 'Text'-Book Case for Voter ID Laws


Jason Snead

dailysignal.com

interesting read

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (2I4LM)

214 When this starts turning for Republicans, I want pudding pictures.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (VpIIl)

215 "Exactly who are our "friends" internationally ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:15 AM (Crzbp)

Israel.

Possibly the potential Eastern Europe Alliance of non-tyrant countries, if they really push forward and defy the EU. Hungary, Poland etc.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (72PAC)

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Everybody in Europe has swapped sides, former friends are now enemies and former enemies are now friends,

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 11:39 AM (jLBUC)

216 I know we've had two Presidential elections where huge resources were spent gathering exit polls and they were saying it was PResident Kerry and President Hillary

Today, they will announce that exit polls are showing a Blue Wave.

Purest Republican voter suppression.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 11:39 AM (TEv5V)

217 Leon Panetta, we see you.

Posted by: Daniel Quilp at November 06, 2018 11:39 AM (Fxgkp)

218 The second amendment is why we still have a first amendment.

Posted by: West at November 06, 2018 11:39 AM (7Fa8Y)

219 We may call you to ask you about your voting experience and will update your voting record at that time. If you do not vote this year, while we will be disappointed, we will be interested in hearing why not.

So, expect to be harassed by the Democrats after the election if you don't vote.

In 2020, they'll explain that they will send people out to break your kneecaps if you don't vote.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 11:37 AM (TEv5V)
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I saw some of this jack-booted intimidation crap in CO. Are they trying to get people to go change their registrations? If I were a moderate Dem who often didn't vote in a midterm and I got one of these threats, I would change my registration at least (and maybe my voting habits) toot sweet.

That is outright intimidation and I wonder where the FEC is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)

220 I think you Democrats out there ought to consider this:

Woman, 82, Dies Days After Casting First-Ever Ballot...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

221 214 When this starts turning for Republicans, I want pudding pictures.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:38 AM (VpIIl)


Kinky ...

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (Crzbp)

222 @peoples_pundit on Twitter. He's a GOP pollster.


It was a joke, doofus. I am entirely indifferent to the pontifications of people I never heard of.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (/xOO8)

223 I voted straight ticket Beto.

That's a lot of writing in.

Posted by: Californian NPC at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (YOhRS)

224 The Oregon Democratic Party has sent out a "report card" to Democrats who haven't voted yet, pointing out that voting records are public information.

The report card ends with the following chilling statement:

We may call you to ask you about your voting experience and will update your voting record at that time. If you do not vote this year, while we will be disappointed, we will be interested in hearing why not.


We'd have fun answering that.

"about your disappointment, buckle up Princess...."

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (e1q4h)

225 The idea is to fight encroachment where it occurs. My guess is that's probably not going to be Wyoming.
Can confirm.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (p6e8W)

226 Back in the old days the CIA would have had their revenge against the responsible party.
=====

As Hillary mentioned in one of the debates, all 17 intelligence agencies supported her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

227
Possibly the potential Eastern Europe Alliance of non-tyrant countries, if they really push forward and defy the EU. Hungary, Poland etc. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:17 AM (72PAC)

Even Italy looks like it wants on the bandwagon.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (TAmPV)

228
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
Replying to @M_SLAM3
All the races except ND senate and a couple of gov races are going to be close.

I remain confident most go our way.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (sXyKU)

229 So do just look for old people who seem to be Repubs, throw them in them car and take them to vote? I want to help, and I'm off today.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (7CM5W)

230 They didn't have a slot for President....

So I had to write that one in as well.

Posted by: Californian NPC at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (YOhRS)

231 Today, they will announce that exit polls are showing a Blue Wave.

Purest Republican voter suppression.
Posted by: The ARC of History
__________

I guarantee you updates like that will be all over Twitter.

Just focus on getting your friends and family to the polls. Bug them. Be that guy.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (UfkIY)

232 Voting was light this morning; my wife even commented on how quickly I got back. Which I guess is good, as I'm in a bluish-purple (RINO heavy) precinct in a blue district in an increasingly blue state.

But I'm still hoping against hope that Kaine goes down.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (59GGI)

233 lol. What happens if I write my name in for a local position? Justice has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (VpIIl)

234 The idea is to fight encroachment where it occurs. My guess is that's probably not going to be Wyoming.
Can confirm.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (p6e8W)
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I watched the Dem governor primary debate from WY because they had a real character on the podium (Rex Wild). That was the most conservative group of Democrats I have ever seen and they still rarely win a statewide office. I wonder if the DNC cares or not that not a single one of them would be suitable for federal Dem office even if one of them were to win (no communists at all, from what I saw from that admittedly small sample).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (I2dne)

235 We may call you to ask you about your voting experience ...

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 11:40 AM (e1q4h)
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That should begin with a 'V'.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (YOhRS)

236 There will be votes counted late into the night, and some races won't be called until after midnight. We've a pitched battle taking place.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (O98j8)

237 The CIA has put more effort into investigating the President via Nellie Ohr than they have in protecting critical assets.

I actually take marks off Trump for leaving any of these incompetents in charge. Start retrenching American security and terminating traitors in the ranks. Employment wise I mean.

Posted by: trev006 at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (6rFB/)

238 232 Voting was light this morning; my wife even commented on how quickly I got back. Which I guess is good, as I'm in a bluish-purple (RINO heavy) precinct in a blue district in an increasingly blue state.

But I'm still hoping against hope that Kaine goes down.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (59GGI)

============

He's going to win about 105% of the vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (pEWEN)

239 So do just look for old people who seem to be Repubs, throw them in them car and take them to vote? I want to help, and I'm off today.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (7CM5W)
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Works for me. What time can you pick me up?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (U5tDi)

240 As a landlord any increase in property tax I get gets passed right to my renters. How renters dont understand this is beyond me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (kbp55)

241 After everything brought to light in 2015, I can't possibly imagine anybody on this board voting for a 3rd party in 2016 or 2018, Unless it was the Pinochet Party or Physical Removal and Reprisals Party.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (ulmY0)

242 So, expect to be harassed by the Democrats after the election if you don't vote.

--

First, the only reason why I'm voting is to prevent someone from casting a vote in my name.

Secondly, these ballots proposals will keep coming up until they pass and then you'll never hear or see anything about them again, ever. But until they pass, they will be on the ballot.

Thirdly, one of the ballot proposals is automatic voter registration when your driver's license is renewed - seen the first point above.

Democracy is overrated.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Lm4bP)

243 Did we have our Prediction Thread?

I'm sticking with 57 Republican Senators and keeping the House by a slim margin.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/xOO8)

244 >>>Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

And... what if you just delete your social media accounts?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (O7MnT)

245 The new CNN motto!

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"EMBRACE NOT KNOWING:"

https://bit.ly/2Qm7jkv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)



Stelter the modern day Sgt. Schultz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (SiINZ)

246 Works for me. What time can you pick me up?



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (U5tDi)

xoxo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)

247

The Gong Show guy?


No, no, no, he's the custom car builder. Built the Batmobile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (HaL55)

248 Early, but: In Indiana. Team Blue is outperforming. Team Red underperforming. So far, overall picture looks better than expected for Joe Donnelly.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:36 AM (sXyKU)
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Yep, when Indiana is called early for Donnelly, that will be a sign of a huge night for the Dems. If the GOP loses this race, they lose FL, AZ, NV, MT and maybe MO.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (UkAXs)

249 243 Did we have our Prediction Thread?

I'm sticking with 57 Republican Senators and keeping the House by a slim margin.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/xOO

============

"Ah, 57. The exact number of states in the Union."
-Barack Obama

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (pEWEN)

250 haha

"you can't make this sh*t up!"

https://tinyurl.com/y8nbbody

"he's got no pants on"

Florida

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (2I4LM)

251 Did we have our Prediction Thread?

I'm sticking with 57 Republican Senators and keeping the House by a slim margin.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/xOO
+++++++++++++
I'll take "I have no freaking clue for $500, Alex"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (I2dne)

252 The loss / leak of the covert assets was so stupid that if I was the targeted state, I would question whether this wasnt just a set up to make chaos and question the loyalty of actual loyal subjects.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (A6Xv7)

253 au ng @athein1
9s
FL EV update 10am 11/6 --- Not much change from 730 am update. D lead at 22.7k due to more absentees trickling in. In '16 same day, D lead was 96k yet Trump won by 113k. So Rs have 282k of cushion. Rs usually win ED. FL is a lock. Go vote RED. #RedWave2018

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (sXyKU)

254 Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

And... what if you just delete your social media accounts?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


The internet is forever.

Unless you are a leftist loon bomber.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (f/ass)

255 The life force is strong with that bear cub. I am reminded of some of the lyrics from 'The Mary Ellen Carter':

And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again

Rise again, rise again; though your heart it be broken
And life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again


The tune, if you've never heard it:
http://tinyurl.com/y9rxcduc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (w54mS)

256 Hillary's illegal non-secure private email couldn't have anything to do with all these CIA agents being rolled up, processed, and buried could it?

I would say yes because CIA stuff had to flow into that server which meant everyone who compromised it could read and figure out if AgentX belonged to them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (r/emI)

257 Under Obama, the CIA Suffered a 'Catastrophic' Disaster

Interesting story, but I found it elsewhere. I just do not trust Walsh, at all.

The swimming story is creepy. The tongue stuff must have been caused by the prolonged nature of his exposure, 6+ hours at a time. When I was a kid I know we spent at least 3 hours a day in salt water, all summer long, but it was broken up in smaller periods. I doubt I was in for over an hour very often.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (59GGI)

258 Did we have our Prediction Thread?

I'm sticking with 57 Republican Senators and keeping the House by a slim margin.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/xOO
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And I'm sticking with 45-to-60 Republican Senators and a +/-435 tossup in the House.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (YOhRS)

259 229. call your local GOP office they'll have names of voters to be contacted

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (O98j8)

260 The Gong Show guy?

No, no, no, he's the custom car builder. Built the Batmobile.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (HaL55)


"Rat Fink"

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (T71PA)

261 The internet is forever.

Unless you are a leftist loon bomber.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (f/ass)
++++++++++
Or the false accuser of a SCOTUS appointee.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (I2dne)

262 >>But I'm still hoping against hope that Kaine goes down.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 11:42 AM (59GGI)

Can you imagine the look on Stewart's face if that did happen? He'd look like a kid getting a bike on Christmas. And a Red Ryder. *And* a puppy.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

263
FWIW I live in a deep blue city in CA and the normally busy polling stationI pass by had no line when it opened this morning.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (TAmPV)

264 AZ

1 hr 40 min of voting and 59k in Maricopa County already.

Heavy voting in GOP county of Cochise.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (MAstk)

265 And I'm sticking with 45-to-60 Republican Senators and a +/-435 tossup in the House.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (YOhRS)

THIS guy right here is a genius....sign him up for prime time

Posted by: MSM at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (OOH1c)

266


So do just look for old people who seem to be Repubs, throw them in them
car and take them to vote? I want to help, and I'm off today.


"Hey, what are we doing here? This isn't the liquor store..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (HaL55)

267 The internet is forever.

Unless you are a leftist loon bomber.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:45 AM (f/ass)
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I didn't bomb anybody.

Posted by: Christine Blousey Fnord at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (YOhRS)

268 xoxo
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)
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I know I'm old but I'm also a little rusty on my Latin numbers. Is that 20 o'clock? My polls will be closed by then. Get here by 3 and I'll treat you to the early bird dinner on the way home.



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (U5tDi)

269 259
229. call your local GOP office they'll have names of voters to be contacted

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (O98j

Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (7CM5W)

270 Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (YOhRS)

So smart and dreamy

Posted by: NPC 37142 at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (72PAC)

271 As a landlord any increase in property tax I get gets passed right to my renters. How renters dont understand this is beyond me.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



That's why rent goes up every six months.
Property taxes, then ballot initiatives.
Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (f/ass)

272 As for checking social media about gun purchases, something from the thread prior to the ONT.

The book is Grumbles from the Grave. Hardcover edition.

pg 55-56

Robert Heinlein outs himself as a gun nut to Alice Dalgliesh. In 1949.

"France
had Sullivan-type laws. When the Nazis came, the invaders only had to
consult the registration lists at the local gendarmerie in order to
round up all the weapons in a district. Whether the authorities be
invaders or local tyrants, the effect of such laws is to place the
individual at the mercy of the state, unable to resist. In the story Red Planet
it would be all too easy for the type of licensing you insist on to
make the revolution of the colonists not simply unsuccessful, but
impossible."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (r/emI)

273 "Hey, what are we doing here? This isn't the liquor store..."


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (HaL55)

Liquor is later...vote first

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (OOH1c)

274 243 Did we have our Prediction Thread?

I'm sticking with 57 Republican Senators and keeping the House by a slim margin.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/xOO
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Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)

275 258 And I'm sticking with 45-to-60 Republican Senators and a +/-435 tossup in the House.
Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 11:46 AM (YOhRS)

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*polite clapping*

Genius. Just, pure genius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (pEWEN)

276 Wife and I fled MN and spent the last 4 days at Disney in Orlando. The mannerisms on Trump in the Hall of Presidents were perfect. Best part is when they go through and introduce all of them, they get to Abe and Trump gives him a nod and a hand gesture. It was frickin' perfect.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (Xvo1a)

277 "Rat Fink"


That was a little molded figurine with a mop of purple hair. Did they come in cereal boxes?

I remember loving them reading about them, but I don't remember where they came from.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

278 THIS guy right here is a genius....sign him up for prime time
Posted by: MSM at November 06, 2018 11:47 AM (OOH1c)
++++++++++
I hope MSNBC has the same stats nerd they had in '16. That dude had the boyish excitement of abstract purity. He struck me as basically non-political - he was all about the math and was freaking out excitedly over the black swan spreading its wings in front of him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (I2dne)

279 Or the false accuser of a SCOTUS appointee.

She and her beach friends are out blowing through a free 600k gofundme

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (VckGX)

280 193 I've heard tell that the FSB has moved back to paper, pen, typewriter, and burn barrel for high-level comms.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

---one time pads for everything. awkward, but pretty much unbreakable, if neither of the two pads is compromised, and the random characters are based on something truly random, like interstellar noise.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 11:35 AM (Dagiw)


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According to one of Tom Clancy's books (and I tend to believe him because I think he had guys in the intel community) thats what the Russians did: Basically hooked a teletype up to a microwave antenna and let it spew gobbleygook.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (3p6jn)

281


"Rat Fink"


I have several Rat Fink plastic figures, and a couple of rings, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (HaL55)

282 And I'm sticking with 45-to-60 Republican Senators and a +/-435 tossup in the House.

Posted by: Nate Silver


With 83.21% accuracy +/- 18.347%, 87.5 times out of eleventy.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (BrQrN)

283 >>The Oregon Democratic Party has sent out a "report card" to Democrats who haven't voted yet, pointing out that voting records are public information.

The report card ends with the following chilling statement:

We may call you to ask you about your voting experience and will update your voting record at that time. If you do not vote this year, while we will be disappointed, we will be interested in hearing why not.
- - - - -
Talk about audacity!
On the local news a few days ago they did a quick bit with a young guy who was not happy about a new app that shares the voting history of your social media 'friends'. He rightly pointed out that this information could be misused, such as for hiring decisions, etc. The response from the app people, as said by the reporter was that "other methods to get people to vote have not worked, so they're hoping this will work."


Except...voting is *voluntary*. Citizens have a right not to care, not to vote, for heaven's sake! Enough with this Big Brotherish nannyism nudge, nudge, nudging you to do the things that they want you to do.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

284 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.


Yikes, no wonder you are so depressed, Joe.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (/xOO8)

285 Out running an errand, went past a nearby polling place, nobody in line. NC13(redistricted) - Tedd Budd(R).

Sample size = 1.

Posted by: BJM at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (O74hG)

286 Yep, when Indiana is called early for Donnelly, that will be a sign of a huge night for the Dems. If the GOP loses this race, they lose FL, AZ, NV, MT and maybe MO.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (UkAXs)

Ahh...a fortune teller...you work for CNN?

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (0+nbW)

287 Woman, 82, Dies Days After Casting First-Ever Ballot...

Choose wisely. . . .

Posted by: The Elite at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (1beh4)

288 So do just look for old people who seem to be Repubs, throw them in them car and take them to vote? I want to help, and I'm off today.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Bobs cannibal tours. Bring a friend for dinner!' at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (7CM5W)

Don't forget to throw their walker, wheelchair, or oxygen tanks in the car, too.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (3sjI6)

289 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)


That does it, you've convinced me. I'm going to go with the crowd and vote Dem. You've opened my eyes. You really earned your pay today champ.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (T71PA)

290 The media is DESPERATE to be right.

Trump just HAD to be a weird anomaly.

And they pay the pollsters to tell them exactly what they want to hear.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (LL1Be)

291 I see Bill Wynn is in another thread.

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (72PAC)

292
Lessee...there's something I'm supposed to do today. Darn it...can't quite recall...

*SNAP!*

Ha! Just came to me. Go vote against a cabal of pernicious, lying, seditious, criminal scumbags.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (w54mS)

293 Woman, 82, Dies Days After Casting First-Ever Ballot...
_____________________________________

So she'll be voting Democrat from now on.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (1beh4)

294 Mid Ohio voter here. Voted shortly after 9a.m.

Blue hairs manning the polling station said they do not recall turnout like this for a midterm.

Checked ID
Swiped ID
Made me recite name and address while they held ID
Made to sign a small screen where my ID sig was compared to my sign.

I dont recall all that going on 2 years ago.

Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (DB16e)

295 Yep, when Indiana is called early for Donnelly, that will be a sign of a huge night for the Dems. If the GOP loses this race, they lose FL, AZ, NV, MT and maybe MO.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (UkAXs)

Ahh...a fortune teller...you work for CNN?
Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2018 11:49 AM (0+nbW)

Yeah, he's the fluffer for the transgender guests.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (3sjI6)

296 The GOP will win IN easily.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (MAstk)

297 "Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)"

Don't give up your day job. Unless it's polling.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

298 what if you just delete your social media accounts?
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Obviously, that would make you an anti-social psychotic who can't be trusted with firearms. No soup for you if you won't share your feelings with your neighbors.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (Lm4bP)

299 Did we have our Prediction Thread?
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I made the completely irresponsible call of 60 in the senate, and then TheJamesMadison spelled out the path to 61.

I'd bet a year's platinum member ship that we're closer than WIGOPer

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CPS8G)

300 289 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)

That does it, you've convinced me. I'm going to go with the crowd and vote Dem. You've opened my eyes. You really earned your pay today champ.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (T71PA)

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I'm not even going to vote today...

Oh wait. I already did.

Can I go back and take it back?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (pEWEN)

301 Okay, I'm off to the polls to vote Red and then take Mrs928 out to lunch.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (/xOO8)

302 Got off to a bad start for asking why I didn't have to show an ID to vote here in Crook County, IL. Wrote in Mike Ditka where I could.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (K22Va)

303 He wishes he was the fluffer and not the fluff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (r/emI)

304 >>>That bear thing is everywhere but people don't seem to see what I see..<<<
If you're out wandering around in the sticks and encounter Mama Bear and her Baby and Mama decides she wants to kick your ass, you better be able to scale the slope like a fucking mountain goat.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (2Mnv1)

305
244 >>>Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

And... what if you just delete your social media accounts?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (O7MnT)







Then you must have something to hide, you Kulak counterrevolutionary scum.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (veoSD)

306 Checked ID
Swiped ID
Made me recite name and address while they held ID
Made to sign a small screen where my ID sig was compared to my sign.

I dont recall all that going on 2 years ago.
Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (DB16e)

Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)

307
Woman, 82, Dies Days After Casting First-Ever Ballot...


She broke her perfect streak and look what happened.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

308 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (UkAXs)



You are boring and stupid, but mostly stupid.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (jjaLl)

309 >>She and her beach friends are out blowing through a free 600k GoFundMe



Her beach friend, Monica McClean, is currently under investigation for witness tampering, per a recent Judiciary Committee report.

Yeah, you don't get to tell Leland whasthername to change her story after she's plainly stated she was never at a party as described by Blasey-Ford, let alone witnessed the alleged crime that was to have happened at it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

310 Obama and Hillary completely compromised our intelligence networks. Any wonder they used those same intelligence assets to try and rig an election?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (/tuJf)

311 299 Did we have our Prediction Thread?
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I made the completely irresponsible call of 60 in the senate, and then TheJamesMadison spelled out the path to 61.

I'd bet a year's platinum member ship that we're closer than WIGOPer
Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CPS8G)

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It was a path to 61 that I called highly unlikely.

My prediction is actually probably 57.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (pEWEN)

312 Don't give up your day job. Unless it's polling.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (VpIIl)
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Nobody gives up a sweet gig like that.

Posted by: Christine Blousey Fnord at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (YOhRS)

313 Hillary Clinton begs Americans to "reject corruption" and vote today!

Bwahahahahahaha. Didn't she get the memo, or was she just too drunk to remember reading it? Americans voted to reject corruption in 2016!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

314 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer
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Golly...I guess I should just skip voting. I've been washed away by the blue wave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (w54mS)

315
As a landlord any increase in property tax I get gets passed right to my renters. How renters dont understand this is beyond me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 11:43 AM (kbp55)

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That's why we need rent control, so you Rethuglicans can't punish poor people for voting in their best interests!

Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (Dagiw)

316 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)


Preach it brother and/or sister!

Posted by: Bull Whip at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM (e1q4h)

317 Okay, I'm off to the polls to vote Red and then take Mrs928 out to lunch.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (/xOO
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Better not let Grump928 find out.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM (U5tDi)

318 That's why we need rent control, so you Rethuglicans can't punish poor people for voting in their best interests!

You laugh.

Posted by: Leftist Rent Control Board at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM (TEv5V)

319 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer
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Golly...I guess I should just skip voting. I've been washed away by the blue wave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Yep, that blue wave is as real as us!

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM (e1q4h)

320 Okay, I'm off to the polls to vote Red and then take Mrs928 out to lunch.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (/xOO

Isn't 928 part of someone else nic here? So you're taking his wife out to lunch? j/k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM (AllCR)

321 I think McCaskill is finally done. But then again people are stupid. I can wait til tmrw or even next week to find out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (r+sAi)

322 speaking of rent control: over/under on Prop 10 passing here in #Failifornia?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (Dagiw)

323 Yeah, he's the fluffer for the transgender guests.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (3sjI6)

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a fluffer nutter?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (NF7WJ)

324
What a flouncy little troll we've had assigned to us today and the past couple of days. So smart and erudite!

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (pNxlR)

325
WIGOPer




We all know that you'll disappear from the comments section by midnight tonight, just like how you mysteriously appeared for the first time a day or so ago. So don't let us keep you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (veoSD)

326 I actually believe that the Republicans have a great turnout. There is a reason that conservatives correlate with "most likely voters".

However, I have had a nagging feeling for a week and a half that the Dems are going to break out the Big Bag o Cheatin' big time.

So, my prediction is we lose the House.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (YOhRS)

327 -Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)-


Richland County, Ohio

Wasn't like I was singled out. Everyone in front of me had to do the same. I just remember having my ID swiped in '16.

Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (DB16e)

328 308 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (UkAXs)

someone last night had a lovely retort to you, WIGOPer:

you're a fag and your shit's retarded.

or something like that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (d7Ww2)

329 If you're out wandering around in the sticks and encounter Mama Bear and her Baby and Mama decides she wants to kick your ass, you better be able to scale the slope like a fucking mountain goat.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (2Mnv1)

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or at least faster than whoever you're with

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (NF7WJ)

330 316 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)


Just keep drinking that kool ade

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

331 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (1XAal)

332 299 Did we have our Prediction Thread?
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I made the completely irresponsible call of 60 in the senate, and then TheJamesMadison spelled out the path to 61.

I'd bet a year's platinum member ship that we're closer than WIGOPer
Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CPS8G)
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I would gladly take that bet.

And I will gladly bet on Dems winning the House

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (UkAXs)

333 Yeah, I'm convinced now, we're doomed and it was a mistake to vote. Oh well, I already sent in my ballot.

*puts on fake mustache*

But Juan Sanchez hasn't voted yet! I'll vote straight Dem down the line because the poll trolling has utterly swayed me.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

334 327 -Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)-


Richland County, Ohio

Wasn't like I was singled out. Everyone in front of me had to do the same. I just remember having my ID swiped in '16.

Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (DB16e)

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SC scans it.

Has for years, at least ever since 2012 when I volunteered at the polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (pEWEN)

335 used to have a rat fink t shirt airbrushed by big daddy ed roth himself right before my eyes at a car show in the pan pacific auditorium.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (jbXh8)

336 294; Derp, had to do the same thing here. Central Wisconsin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (KP5rU)

337 Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)
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Virginia does. You have to present your ID and they put it on a special reader. You have to recite your name and address. Last election was the first time they had the license reader, but we've had to show ID and give name and address before that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (U5tDi)

338 Kavanaugh !

Posted by: Yo! at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (1XAal)

339 >>>Did we have our Prediction Thread?<<<

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (2Mnv1)

340 Got off to a bad start for asking why I didn't have to show an ID to
vote here in Crook County, IL. Wrote in Mike Ditka where I could.
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They didn't want to see ID when I voted a week and a half ago either (in previous years they required ID for early voting to make sure you got the right ballot style).

They apparently really don't want to know.

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (CPS8G)

341 WIGOPer

So don't let us keep you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 11:54 AM (veoSD)

Using a Canadian proxy. So unlike an honest Wisconsinite!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (wYseH)

342 Hillary Clinton begs Americans to "reject corruption" and vote today!

. I rejected corruption in 2016 when I voted against you. Hillary. I did it again today when I voted against Bobby Menendez.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (AllCR)

343 I would gladly take that bet.

And I will gladly bet on Dems winning the House
Posted by: WIGOPer


That reminds us; your check bounced.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (e1q4h)

344 The place I just voted at, they read the barcode on the back of my driver's license to verify things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (r/emI)

345 In some cases, polls have multiple closing times per state. In those cases, the time of first closing is listed here:

6:00pm EST: Indiana, Kentucky

7:00pm EST: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Vermont, Virginia

7:30pm EST: North Carolina, Ohio, West Virginia

8:00pm EST: Connecticut, Delaware, the District of Columbia, Illinois, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas

8:30pm EST: Arkansas

9:00pm EST: New York, Minnesota, Nebraska, Colorado, Louisiana, New Mexico, Arizona, Wisconsin, Wyoming

10:00pm EST: Iowa, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Montana, Oregon

11:00pm EST: California, Washington, Hawaii

12:00am EST: Alaska

Thanks to the Daily Caller

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (2I4LM)

346 I predict 58 in Senate and we lose the House by a few... I have absolutely no proof of this

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

347 152 First!
Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (YOhRS)


Well, if you say so, it must be true. I defer to your expertise.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (59GGI)

348 "I would gladly take that bet.

And I will gladly bet on Dems winning the House

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (UkAXs) "

Sure - if you win we'll buy something nice for your wife's boyfriend.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

349 Scanned my Driver's License to vote in Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (hyuyC)

350 346 I predict 58 in Senate and we lose the House by a few... I have absolutely no proof of this
Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

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58 would be nice.

Keeping the House would be nicer.

Imagine a 2019 with 58 GOP Senators and a GOP House...

Maybe we'll get a toothless repeal of the ACA through this time!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (pEWEN)

351 Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (U5tDi)

Checking ID is fantastic, but the next and more important step has to be purging the polling records of illegally registered people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (wYseH)

352 Okay, I'm off to the polls to vote Red and then take Mrs928 out to lunch.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (/xOO
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Better not let Grump928 find out.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:53 AM



But we aren't done with breakfast yet!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (0tfLf)

353 316 Dems gain 35 House seats and 1 Senate seat. Dems win AZ and NV and lose ND, holding MO, WV, IN, FL and MT.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (UkAXs)


MATT DAMON!!!!!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (RzUqr)

354 Abe and Trump gives him a nod and a hand gesture. It was frickin' perfect.
Posted by: jhawk90
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Was it the White Supremacist 'OK' sign?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (2qPhT)

355 Sadly, my Dad has been voting Democratic in Maryland since he was buried there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (hyuyC)

356 "Using a Canadian proxy. So unlike an honest Wisconsinite!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:56 AM (wYseH) "

Wisconsin, Manitoba, same diff.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)

357 I'll let you guys know my predictions tomorrow.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (A6Xv7)

358 C'mon everyone, give your predictions!

Which Senate seats does the GOP win or lose?

How many House seats do the Dems gain?

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (UkAXs)

359 283>>>

Removing you from the economy is necessary to make others do what they say.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (qTg95)

360 In WI you also have voter ID also.

Give them your ID
You State your address
They have to sign the book.
You get your ballot.

Posted by: H Badger at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (n/0Nw)

361 351 Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (U5tDi)

Checking ID is fantastic, but the next and more important step has to be purging the polling records of illegally registered people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (wYseH)

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"On it."
-Jeff Sessions, apparently for real that's what he's been focusing on

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (pEWEN)

362
Joan Collins

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (Lm4bP)

363 wasn't Rat Fink the cartoon character that drove the cartoonized version of George Burris car creations? Typically had the massive muscled arm holding a massively oversized Hurst shifter coming from somewhere out of the car as I recall.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (QMG5F)

364 Is that an 88 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Battling Nazi Trannies of WWII!

https://dailym.ai/2OsPgqY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

365 My predictions for when the polls close tonight:

1. Gorsuch and Kavanaugh will still be on the U.S. Supreme Court.

2. The president will be Donald Trump.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (1beh4)

366

Rush time!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (2I4LM)

367 It was a path to 61 that I called highly unlikely.



My prediction is actually probably 57.
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Fine, be reasonable and leave me hanging out here.

Posted by: Methos on the thin limb of optimism at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (CPS8G)

368 SC scans it.

Has for years, at least ever since 2012 when I volunteered at the polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (pEWEN)
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I have it on good authority that it's racist in a red state.

Here in the recent blue state of Michigan, you have to show ID and it's not racist--and nobody ever says it is. But that's what the national media doesn't tell you people in the red states, is that nobody ever mentions it in the blue states.

ID is only racist and xenophobic where the Dems don't control the politics. The downside of Michigan going red, is that our elections will suddenly be racist.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (YOhRS)

369 All these stories of real voter ID makes me wanna leave this stupid state even more.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (72PAC)

370 Kansas has a nail-biter for a Governor's race, with many, many RINO traitors being revealed in this election cycle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (hyuyC)

371 Voted. Waiting to pick up my AR later today. They didn't want me to do either.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (QrTqV)

372 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (UkAXs)


Are you the troll who was placing bets on elections-just with a new name?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (AllCR)

373 Preach it brother and/or sister!

Posted by: Bull Whip==

that comment is binary and offensive to persons of trans

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (LL1Be)

374 1. We hold the open R seats in the Senate (TN, AZ)
2. We gain FL,ND, IN, MO,WV.
3. We pick up one of these: MT, NJ
4. We lose 13 in the House, and retain control.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (e1q4h)

375 Sure - if you win we'll buy something nice for your wife's boyfriend.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

A cock ring for Paolo?

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (0+nbW)

376 wasn't Rat Fink the cartoon character that drove the cartoonized version of George Burris car creations? Typically had the massive muscled arm holding a massively oversized Hurst shifter coming from somewhere out of the car as I recall.
Posted by: DanMan
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Yes. I think the poster above has mistaken Rat Fink for a troll figure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (2qPhT)

377 Voted this morning and I have to say my precinct was the busiest I have ever seen it...it is a light bluish area, went for Hilary by 56% I think. Met my neighbor there and he votes republican as well..we gave each other our secret 'eyebrow waggle' sigh.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (a0IVu)

378 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (UkAXs)
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DickNipple go away

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (sXyKU)

379 >>The place I just voted at, they read the barcode on the back of my driver's license to verify things.




I like the sound of that!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

380 349 Scanned my Driver's License to vote in Kansas.
________________________________________

Carry on my wayward son.

There'll be peace when you are done.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (1beh4)

381 I'll say we keep the House by one seat, and I'll go with 54 Senators. We keep all the R-held/Open seats and flip ND, MO and one of IN/FL but not both.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)

382 >>ID is only racist and xenophobic where the Dems don't control the politics. The downside of Michigan going red, is that our elections will suddenly be racist.

Just voted in my small town in blue balls blue RI. Poll worker is my neighbor and knows exactly who I am.

Still had to scan my license.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)

383 Checking ID is fantastic, but the next and more important step has to be purging the polling records of illegally registered people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:57 AM (wYseH)
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Absolutely. I suspect we have a rather largish problem with that here. Last election they busted a college kid from JMU for casting Democrat votes on behalf of dead people.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (U5tDi)

384 Imagine a 2019 with 58 GOP Senators and a GOP House...

It depends what you mean by 'GOP'. We already had both.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (QrTqV)

385
One thing you can be sure of is that Dems never pay off their bets. They just like their free shit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (r+sAi)

386 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)

387 that comment is binary and offensive to persons of trans
Posted by: mikeyG
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I remain at a loss. Should we use octal? Hexadecimal? I'm so confused...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (2qPhT)

388 used to have a rat fink t shirt airbrushed by big
daddy ed roth himself right before my eyes at a car show in the pan
pacific auditorium.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (jbXh

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i've got a couple Ed Roth originals here...

never saw him at a car show though: we didn't go to those when i was a kid.

his son used to be a manager at the Western Auto in Bell, and was a Bell cop too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (Dagiw)

389 Wigop...you need to at least pretend you're fop bruh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (kbp55)

390 Scanned my Driver's License to vote in Kansas.
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A lot of people think they deserve a spot in the Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (YOhRS)

391
wasn't Rat Fink the cartoon character that drove the cartoonized version of George Burris car creations? Typically had the massive muscled arm holding a massively oversized Hurst shifter coming from somewhere out of the car as I recall.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (QMG5F)


Not to be confused with Batfink who was totally gay.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (TAmPV)

392 Trafalgar Group just out with final poll of FL

DeSantis 50
Gillum 46.6

Scott 49
Nelson 47.3

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (UkAXs)

393 They didn't want to see ID when I voted a week and a half ago either (in
previous years they required ID for early voting to make sure you got
the right ballot style).

They apparently really don't want to know.

Target does. I'm way over 21 and they want to scan my license? Not happening.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (K22Va)

394 I'd bet a year's platinum member ship that we're closer than WIGOPer

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (CPS8G)

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I would gladly take that bet.



And I will gladly bet on Dems winning the House

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:55 AM (UkAXs)

I look forward to you paying for my ampersands.

Posted by: Methos on the thin limb of optimism at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (CPS8G)

395 All the voter ID shenanigans yet I did not feel oppressed.

56 Senate
Slim majority in the House
Jim Jordan as Speaker. After a bloodbath against the GOPe.

Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (DB16e)

396 One thing you can be sure of is that Dems never pay off their bets. They just like their free shit.
Posted by: Guy Mohaw
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See: $10 Million defaulted loan to finance DNC at Charlotte.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (fZcn6)

397 Checking ID is fantastic, but the next and more important step has to be purging the polling records of illegally registered people.

Even in rural PA, they didn't check ID. And my since-moved mom's signature on the rolls, now that I think about it (I was too excited about voting in a free state again), didn't match hers at all.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (QrTqV)

398 I'm so confused...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (2qPhT)

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that means you're "non-binary"...

i think.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (Dagiw)

399 386 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)

Yoga pants or leggings?

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (ulmY0)

400 374 1. We hold the open R seats in the Senate (TN, AZ)
2. We gain FL,ND, IN, MO,WV.
3. We pick up one of these: MT, NJ
4. We lose 13 in the House, and retain control.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 12:00 PM (e1q4h)

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I think it's more likely that we get MT than either FL or WV.

However, getting all three would be great.

That, along with ND, MO, and IN (and holding all R seats), gets us to 56.

Miracle ass pull gets us NJ (57).

Massive polling failure gets us MI (5.

It could also get us Franken's seat (59).

OH finally turning on Brown could get us to (60).

Walker dragging WI over the line gets us to 61.

So, outer edge of reality is probably 57, but 61 would be super nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (pEWEN)

401 Just voted in my small town in blue balls blue RI. Poll worker is my neighbor and knows exactly who I am.

Still had to scan my license.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
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And nobody in RI says it's racist, do they?

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (YOhRS)

402 354 Abe and Trump gives him a nod and a hand gesture. It was frickin' perfect.
Posted by: jhawk90
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Was it the White Supremacist 'OK' sign?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (2qPhT)
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No they saved those for his speech. They have him down pat. Seriously they did a great job with it - even placing TFG in the back row looking like he's about to fall forward.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (Xvo1a)

403 Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (YOhRS)

Have to show ID in my precinct in MI, but apparently not in Detroit based on 2016.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (kiSdp)

404 I dont recall all that going on 2 years ago.

Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (DB16e)
Sounds like voter supression to me

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (OOH1c)

405 Now off to go park these cars with trunks full of "uncounted ballots" in key locations!

Posted by: DNC Staffers at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (VckGX)

406 We gain seats in the senate. I'll go with 56. We keep the House by a slim margin. We win the governors race in Florida and Georgia. Oh yeah, and Cruz wins by double digits in Texas.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (VpIIl)

407 So I am scrubbing the fridge clean and celphone goes off, ignore and keep cleaning. Then I check it, a missed call plus a text message urging me to vote for McSally ... uh someone really needs to fine tune their campaign a bit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (r/emI)

408 122>>>

Because tbey think State taxes can be made only on "the rich", not getting that state taxes have to apply to everybody.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (qTg95)

409 How about a 50-50 senate and the gop hold the house by one vote.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (QMG5F)

410 384 Imagine a 2019 with 58 GOP Senators and a GOP House...

It depends what you mean by 'GOP'. We already had both.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (QrTqV)

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We had 52 in the Senate including John McCain, Jeff Flake, and Lisa Murkowski.

58 is different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (pEWEN)

411 53 gop Senate
House: majority 5 and under. Not predicting who has majority

So it shall be!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (kbp55)

412 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)
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Men.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (U5tDi)

413 C'mon everyone, give your predictions!

Which Senate seats does the GOP win or lose?

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 11:58 AM (UkAXs)

Gop keeps SC senate seats.

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (0+nbW)

414 If we're making predictions I'll hedge my bets and be pessimistic, but not super pessimistic.

54 in the Senate, hold the House by 10 seats.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (72PAC)

415 In Texas they swipe your driver's license and ask if the address is right - as usual we do things right down here.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (mJmCN)

416 C'mon everyone, give your predictions!


I predict that by the end of the evening , you are openly sobbing and beating off to old Obama speeches.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (LL1Be)

417 unfortunately, WA state is all mail in ballots.

my kids and I sent ours in, but sadly, they will not know the pleasure of going to a polling station and voting.


Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (d7Ww2)

418 409
How about a 50-50 senate and the gop hold the house by one vote.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (QMG5F)
That would be great!

Posted by: Collins, Romney...etc at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (OOH1c)

419 First time is happenstance, second time coincidence, third time is enemy action.

I am still unconvinced that Barack Obama's national security and foreign policy posture was not bought and paid for by one or more foreign powers.

Posted by: JEM at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (5P8WL)

420 390 Scanned my Driver's License to vote in Kansas.
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A lot of people think they deserve a spot in the Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (YOhRS)
__________________________________________

Good point. They had the home run numbers, but they also had too many strikeouts.

And their defensive play in the outfield left a lot to be desired.

Posted by: Boston at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (1beh4)

421 PA's Auditor General sounds like a commie piece of shit. "Russia tried to hack our voting machines!"

GTFO with that.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (qTg95)

422 Imagine a 2019 with 58 GOP Senators and a GOP House...



Maybe we'll get a toothless repeal of the ACA through this time!
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Absent Paul Ryan and his 40 or so buddies that retired before they got retired, maybe it won't be so toothless.

Posted by: Methos on the thin limb of optimism at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (CPS8G)

423 Celina Montgomery wins Geogia, I'd suggest buying alcohol futures.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (ulmY0)

424
Kinda funny how all the blue wave pollsters call everything a toss up at the very end. They totally got screwed by the pooch in 16 though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (r+sAi)

425 409 How about a 50-50 senate and the gop hold the house by one vote.
Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (QMG5F)

If that happens I'd bet multiple premium memberships that some RINO's switch parties to give full control to the tyrants.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (72PAC)

426 I am still unconvinced that Barack Obama's national security and foreign policy posture was not bought and paid for by one or more foreign powers.

Posted by: JEM at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (5P8WL)

Given who benefited most? Best odds on Iran.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (J+mig)

427 406 I'll subscribe to your newsletter sir!

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (mJmCN)

428 Rat Fink reminded me of muscle car cartoons which reminded me of The Cobra and Mongoose which reminded me of my all my hot wheels which would be worth a fortune now if I had not blown them up . Save your kid's toys!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (A6Xv7)

429 >>>Coming to an Anti-Gun State Near You -- NY Pols Want Social Media Checks Before Buying Guns

And... what if you just delete your social media accounts?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 06, 2018 11:44 AM (O7MnT)


They'd still have your search history. I guess using a proxy server or an engine like duckduckgo would be sufficient to foil that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (/qEW2)

430 412 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)
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Men.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (U5tDi)

Lol...seriously.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

431 Target does. I'm way over 21 and they want to scan my license? Not happening.


Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 12:02 PM (K22Va)

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gotta scan your license if you wanna buy pseudoephedrine...

federal law, to slow it's use in making meth.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Dagiw)

432
I predict that by the end of the evening , you are openly sobbing and beating off to old Obama speeches.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (LL1Be)


So just another Tuesday.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (TAmPV)

433 58 is different.

I hope so, it would be great, but it could also be a lot more "freeing" for some of them.

Can you tell that I've previously had Republican representation?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (1CyAI)

434 Of course, now that checking ID is getting better the states will need to audit the DMV. In MA it came out ~6 mths ago that thousands of sketchy IDs had been given out (IIRC, it was implied it may have been for illegal aliens).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

435 412 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)
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Men.



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM

*****

Jeezzz Bluebell, you make it sound like a bad thing.


Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

436 PA's Auditor General sounds like a commie piece of shit. "Russia tried to hack our voting machines!"
...........

was not us.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (HgMAr)

437 >>And nobody in RI says it's racist, do they?

Nobody even bats an eye. It's such a dumb issue. You can't buy cigarettes in this state without an ID but somehow you should be able to vote without ID?

Just dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (/tuJf)

438 C'mon everyone, give your predictions!
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I predict that the world will not end, and nothing will change. This electioneering crap will never end.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (Lm4bP)

439 ...inattention, stupidity, sloth, or active malice...

Six words that sum up everything the Obama mis-Administration did in its eight miserable years.

Posted by: Joe Momma at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (r/d2m)

440 414 If we're making predictions I'll hedge my bets and be pessimistic, but not super pessimistic.

54 in the Senate, hold the House by 10 seats.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (72PAC)
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You consider that pessimistic?!?!

Every single Republican in DC would take the result and celebrate.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (UkAXs)

441 Hillary Clinton begs Americans to "reject corruption" and vote today!

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Her new career is a stand up fall down comedian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (+y/Ru)

442 all close elections are ordered to be held open for recounts until next week, or whenever dem wins

Posted by: Hawaii Judge at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (VckGX)

443 And why are they calling me Jennifer in this text message?

Man someone needs to tweak things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (r/emI)

444 433 58 is different.

I hope so, it would be great, but it could also be a lot more "freeing" for some of them.

Can you tell that I've previously had Republican representation?
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (1CyAI)

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Well, just think.

McConnell really wanted 50 votes for the skinny ACA repeal.

He twisted every arm and made every threat.

But John McCain was John McCain-ing super hard that day and refused.

That sort of situation kind of vanishes when your majority is that much larger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (pEWEN)

445 Where is the special election day software that the republicans spent millions on? It was supposed to identify solid red voters that haven't voted yet, put them in touch with poll workers and get them in to vote.

Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (/roJx)

446 Yeah, va has real ID. But when I went to vote the only other people in my 3 person "line" were doing the whole provisional ballot thing. The rest of the voters filling out ballots were men, but no doubt loony libs considering the neighborhood.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (nRWPy)

447
Remember that one dude who trolled us for months in 16 then just disappeared on election night. Must have offed himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (r+sAi)

448 PA's Auditor General sounds like a commie piece of shit. "Russia tried to hack our voting machines!"
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It takes a hack to know a hack.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (YvUf/)

449 Jeezzz Bluebell, you make it sound like a bad thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
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This place. Aye aye aye.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (U5tDi)

450 Ha. Mama bear is a tiger mom. Definitely not a helicopter parent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (9hauA)

451 306 Checked ID
Swiped ID
Made me recite name and address while they held ID
Made to sign a small screen where my ID sig was compared to my sign.

I dont recall all that going on 2 years ago.
Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (DB16e)

Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)

We do that in deep-red Lee County, FL.

Can't vouch for the other side of the state, though - Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach.

I hate SE FL.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (CmURZ)

452 Oh, jeez. . . don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 12:09 PM (1beh4)

453 447
Remember that one dude who trolled us for months in 16 then just disappeared on election night. Must have offed himself.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (r+sAi)

Was it the poll dude? He called himself the Poll Man or something. He disappeared faster than a fart.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

454 My prediction is that the walkaway and blexit vote will be the deciding factor in a John James victory in MI.

Other than that I've got no fucking clue. I just feel like after the rallies yesterday where you have the head of the RNC travelling along signifies a confidence in expectations.

Can't imagine Trump having her on stage with him if he didn't feel good about it and can't see her being there instead of cracking the whip at HQ if they were in trouble.

Posted by: H Badger at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (n/0Nw)

455 My prediction? Pain.
(I live in California)

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (HgMAr)

456 Where is the special election day software that the republicans spent millions on? It was supposed to identify solid red voters that haven't voted yet, put them in touch with poll workers and get them in to vote.
Posted by: Jwest
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The most fraud-likely states refused to cooperate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (YvUf/)

457 Mock this far and wide, even with your commie nephews.






ISWYDT, CBD. Lol.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (9hauA)

458 Time to turn up the Ultra Trance mix by Digital Dog Club.

Have a great day, everyone.

USA! USA! & USA!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (hyuyC)

459 Where is the special election day software that the republicans spent millions on? It was supposed to identify solid red voters that haven't voted yet, put them in touch with poll workers and get them in to vote.
Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (/roJx)
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Well, that sounds like a massive breach of privacy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (U5tDi)

460 Six words that sum up everything the Obama mis-Administration did in its eight miserable years.


Posted by: Joe Momma at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (r/d2m)


Fucked a cheerio without breaking it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (9Om/r)

461 unfortunately, WA state is all mail in ballots.

my kids and I sent ours in, but sadly, they will not know the pleasure of going to a polling station and voting.



That's just communist. I've said this before but I'll elaborate.

Even in off years, even when it's just dog catchers and ballot measures, people take time to be poll watchers.

Housewives, retirees, guys who can take a day off work without having to ask real hard, take a day and watch people vote and watch where the ballots go and make sure it's all kosher. And they make sure that there are poll watchers from both sides.

So, who watches the Post Office? Which citizen volunteers are in the rooms every day for the month of mail-in voting to see the ballots delivered and opened and honestly counted?

Where is the citizen participation in mail-in vote scrutiny?

It's communist, I says.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (fuK7c)

462 Given who benefited most? Best odds on Iran.

It would be interesting to see how much of the pallets of cash we shipped to Iran made its way back to Washington DC.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (TEv5V)

463 455 My prediction? Pain.
(I live in California)

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (HgMAr)

Aye. Sigh. I voted for Cox and also for De Leon (spit).

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

464 449 Jeezzz Bluebell, you make it sound like a bad thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
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This place. Aye aye aye.



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM
******

Well yeah.
Somedays a bit much.
But lets face it...red-blooded 'Murican men and red-blooded 'Murican women. Could it be any other way?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)

465 435 412 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

hey, I don't play for that team, but there is nothing more disgusting than yoga pants on a woman who needs to lose 50#

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

466 Still had to scan my license.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)
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And nobody in RI says it's racist, do they?
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (YOhRS)

That's how it works in deep blue CT, too.

See, the safe blue states are all about protecting the integrity of THEIR elections, they just think it's racist for swing states or red states to do the same.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (GBteo)

467 You can't buy cigarettes in this state without an ID but somehow you should be able to vote without ID?

Exactly.
I watch illegal after illegal vote in election after election with fake IDS, but my gray-headed ass gets carded at Publix for every beer or wine purchase.
Nothing like having some millenial or crotchety old loser playing Highway Patrol at the register, fondling my DL and holding it up to light as if to perform a forensic analysis of my signature.

Hate the "show your papers" shit. But it is necessary for voting.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (LL1Be)

468 hey, I don't play for that team, but there is nothing more disgusting than yoga pants on a woman who needs to lose 50#
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

point of order: it would be more disgusting if the yoga pants were on a MAN who needed to lose 50 pounds, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (GBteo)

469 My prediction is that the walkaway and blexit vote will be the deciding factor in a John James victory in MI.

Posted by: H Badger at November 06, 2018 12:10 PM (n/0Nw)
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It also depends on whether they do the second shift at the Wayne County Vote Factory tonight.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (YOhRS)

470 . Mama bear is a tiger mom. Definitely not a helicopter parent.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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"Cubbie, quit playing around down there, and get up here...now! Don't make me come down there."

Posted by: Mama Bear at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (YvUf/)

471 I watched the Dem governor primary debate from WY because they had a
real character on the podium (Rex Wild). That was the most conservative
group of Democrats I have ever seen and they still rarely win a
statewide office. I wonder if the DNC cares or not that not a single one
of them would be suitable for federal Dem office even if one of them
were to win (no communists at all, from what I saw from that admittedly
small sample).

Our Democrats would be conservative Republicans anywhere on the East Coast. That being said, no votes for Democrats. After that shit show they put on in September, all of them need to be pounded.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (p6e8W)

472 370 Kansas has a nail-biter for a Governor's race, with many, many RINO traitors being revealed in this election cycle.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I read that you have two former GOP governors who joined with Kathleen Sebelius to endorse the tax-and-spend Democrat.

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (9vQJW)

473 Where is the special election day software that the republicans spent millions on?


ORCA!!!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (LL1Be)

474 PA's Auditor General sounds like a commie piece of shit. "Russia tried to hack our voting machines!"

GTFO with that.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 12:05 PM (qTg95)
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He is a LefTARD

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (sXyKU)

475 The woman in front of me was wearing yoga pants...and doing them justice.

I take that as a good sign: Menendez goes down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)
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Men.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:04 PM (U5tDi)

Lol...seriously.
Posted by: IC


I for one demand justice in our erectoral system!

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (e1q4h)

476 But lets face it...red-blooded 'Murican men and red-blooded 'Murican women. Could it be any other way?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
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It could not. But you have to admit that a cute chick in yoga pants being a harbinger for Menendez losing is really reaching, even for this place (and that guy).

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (U5tDi)

477 ORCA!!!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (LL1Be)
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Nah that's Oprah

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (sXyKU)

478 It is hereby ordered that all polling stations are held open until the entire population of Central America has been able to travel to the US and cast their ballots.

Posted by: Derrick Watson, Official Hawaii Judge at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (5P8WL)

479 I think the GOP did spend a ton on voter info stuff because my email and cell phone was getting lit up by all sorts of red stuff. They bought email lists fer sure.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (7J5t2)

480 The only race I am heavily invested in is the Webber Scherill race in NJ.


I think Webber loses big because he effectively ran not even a third rate campaign.


Pathetic.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (2JcMg)

481 Yoga pants or leggings?

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (ulmY0)

I'm a professional...I know the difference.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (wYseH)

482 That's how it works in deep blue CT, too.

See, the safe blue states are all about protecting the integrity of THEIR elections, they just think it's racist for swing states or red states to do the same.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (GBteo)
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I just like to get that word out to red-staters. How fucking phony the Dems and press (but I repeat myself) are on this issue, that bothers nobody in blue states.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (YOhRS)

483 I will vote for almost anyone that promises to abolish Daylight Saving Time.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (3HNOQ)

484 WIGOPer

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Paul Ryan, is that you?

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (jLBUC)

485 hecked ID
Swiped ID
Made me recite name and address while they held ID
Made to sign a small screen where my ID sig was compared to my sign.

I dont recall all that going on 2 years ago.
Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 11:50 AM (DB16e)

Same in Texas, but they take a sticker w/ our name, put it in a book, and we sign next to it. I approve.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (XROPS)

486 Having to show your ID to vote is a lot like the street theater you get from TSA at the airport.

There are a lot of ways to cheat. Showing ID is only one of them.

Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (Lm4bP)

487 The CIA/Obama story is one example of what being reactionary to what CNN does hurts us. Why cover muh russia on Fox when stuff like this needs sunlight?

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (7J5t2)

488 Matt Couch
65% Of Voters In Swing Districts Want To Keep The Caravan Out Of The Country
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UMMMM don't know about you, But that ain't for the DemoCRAZY'S

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (sXyKU)

489 If you thought our 2016 "REEEEEEE" was loud - then you may want to order your hearing aids now because you will have hearing loss after tonight's "REEEEEEE"

Posted by: The Democrats at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (JH5vx)

490 It looks as if Mama, at 1:20, swats Baby Bear and causes him to slide all the way down the mountain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)

Yep. Was about to post a comment praising her parenting skills until I saw that.

That was a bit much, momma.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (9hauA)

491 well, sessions DOJ has poll watchers ..or something..going on today for election integrity in like 50 areas.

Posted by: sad low energy npc pun at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (7J5t2)

492 hey, I don't play for that team, but there is nothing more disgusting than yoga pants on a woman who needs to lose 50#
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

point of order: it would be more disgusting if the yoga pants were on a MAN who needed to lose 50 pounds, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (GBteo)


What pisses me off is men and women walking around in public in pajama pants. Grow the fuck up, you lazy slobs!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)

493 The Brit papers say the turnout is way higher for the Dems so don't bother to go vote.....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (O2RFr)

494 478 It is hereby ordered that all polling stations are held open until the entire population of Central America has been able to travel to the US and cast their ballots.
Posted by: Derrick Watson, Official Hawaii Judge at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM (5P8WL)
_______________________________________

In order to comply with your order and not contribute to global warming, I am going to set up polls in Central America so they can vote in U.S. elections without adding more carbon emissions.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (1beh4)

495 I'm standing in the longest line I've ever seen at my voting place. Longer than 2016.

Posted by: Sooner at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (/ODvJ)

496 >>You can't buy cigarettes in this state without an ID but somehow you should be able to vote without ID?




I love this video - the condescension on display is epic!

"How white liberals really view black voters"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)

497 Where is the special election day software that the republicans spent
millions on? It was supposed to identify solid red voters that haven't
voted yet, put them in touch with poll workers and get them in to vote.
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What is that. ORCA 3.0?

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (CPS8G)

498 Praying. Just have to know that I've done all I can. I made sure all my Republican neighbors voted. I reminded my Democrat friends that voting starts tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (swJ7s)

499 482 I just like to get that word out to red-staters. How fucking phony the Dems and press (but I repeat myself) are on this issue, that bothers nobody in blue states.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (YOhRS)

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A healthy majority of blacks favor Voter-ID.

Fighting against voting integrity has always been a Democratic op, supported by the media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (pEWEN)

500 Jim Jordan as Speaker. After a bloodbath against the GOPe.
Posted by: Derptastic at November 06, 2018 12:03 PM (DB16e)

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From your lips to G-d's ears.

If we can get over this hump, and retain control, it's time for a reckoning. All GOPe must pay with their careers. No more committee assignments. No more budget considerations, no pork. No more anything. Just a cold shoulder, and a GTFO.

We've gotten rid of a TON of them so far. I'd like to see the rest retire in 2020-22.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (AzW6q)

501 Is this for real? I didn't think any place had REAL voter ID.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:52 AM (72PAC)

We do that in deep-red Lee County, FL.

Can't vouch for the other side of the state, though - Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach.

I hate SE FL.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 12:08 PM (CmURZ)


Yeah, the non-swing states (both blue and red) have voter ID laws. And have had them for decades.

I've told the story here a few times about my experience in CT -- I was wiped from the rolls in CT within a week of registering to vote in another state. I got a letter from the CT registrar of voters or whatever and everything.

I've never seen government be so efficient in my life.

Same story when I moved back to CT and registered a car at a new address. Within a week or so, I got a letter saying, "you need to register in your new town, here's how, and here's all the paperwork you'll need. Oh, and you need to register 30 days (IIRC) before the election or no go."

...So the ability to wipe the rolls, track where people register to vote (somehow), check ID's, etc. is clearly there and not too burdensome.

And the D's have no problem carrying out that system in deep blue states.

...Makes you wonder about the real motivation against these common sense rules in those purple states though, doesn't it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (GBteo)

502 At least the image of McSally they use is kinda nice. She needs to work on that rictus smile but looks nice in the red jacket over black blouse. And standing in front of a Douglas B-26 Invader where the fuselage star is prominent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (r/emI)

503 They'd still have your search history. I guess using
a proxy server or an engine like duckduckgo would be sufficient to foil
that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 12:06 PM (/qEW2)

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you just keep thinking that, Steve...

Posted by: Bob, the NSA's designated AOSHQ guy at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (Dagiw)

504 Oh dear lord. Some of the Leftys on Twitter are openly advocating voting rights for children, ex-felons and the currently imprisoned.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu in Baltimore at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (JH5vx)

505 476 But lets face it...red-blooded 'Murican men and red-blooded 'Murican women. Could it be any other way?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
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It could not. But you have to admit that a cute chick in yoga pants being a harbinger for Menendez losing is really reaching, even for this place (and that guy).



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:13 PM
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Ooooohhh....right!
There was some mention of Menendez in there wasn't there? He kinda lost me at yoga pants.
;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf)

506 Man, it is soggy today. I hope Philly voters know they can come back tomorrow when it's nicer.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (nIvDu)

507
What pisses me off is men and women walking around in public in pajama pants. Grow the fuck up, you lazy slobs!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at
November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)

Ohhh yes. They go grocery shopping in their pjs. If you are under 2 years old, ok, but otherwise, pathetic and a slob.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (a0IVu)

508 I was in a line longer than I've ever been in. But it's the first time I voted early morning. Normally I'm an after-work voter. So I can't tell about turnout.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (YOhRS)

509 483 I will vote for almost anyone that promises to abolish Daylight Saving Time.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (3HNOQ)

==============

"I will abolish DST and usher in Medicaid for All!"

"Sold."
-JAS

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (pEWEN)

510
I see a lot more camel since yoga pants became fashion wear.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (r+sAi)

511 493 The Brit papers say the turnout is way higher for the Dems so don't bother to go vote.....
________________________________________

Yeah, and Charles and Diana were in love, and Hitler was an honest broker for peace and that whole colonial uprising in America will just blow over.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (1beh4)

512 >>There are a lot of ways to cheat. Showing ID is only one of them.

The two ginormous state troopers who looked like they were dressed to take Poland were a nice touch.

We have a bunch of problems in this state that worry me. Voter fraud ain't one of them. There are just a lot more of them than there are me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

513

I slept like a baby last night. I can only imagine the blood-tracked eyes of the left today.

And I wonder how much coke was snorted in Hollywood last night, or whatever the drug du jour is these days.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (2I4LM)

514 Voting lines in my poll was longer than 2016. And we are blood red.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (rCGpC)

515 488 Matt Couch
65% Of Voters In Swing Districts Want To Keep The Caravan Out Of The Country
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UMMMM don't know about you, But that ain't for the DemoCRAZY'S
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (sXyKU)

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Seems like a great moment for Democrats to get out there and prove that they don't want open borders.

Wonder why they aren't doing it?

*looks off wistfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (pEWEN)

516 and when you vote in CT, they check your license to make sure the address is exactly the same, and your name is EXACTLY the same -- so my middle initial was on my license, it had to be on the registration form or I couldn't vote.

I hear they scan ID's now, but as of the last time I voted in CT, they checked them for the holograms with a flashlight the same way the cops do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (GBteo)

517 It also depends on whether they do the second shift at the Wayne County Vote Factory tonight.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:12 PM (YOhRS)


As much as democrats love to cheat, I think that in the past decade with republicans filling most of the public offices in Michigan, the bulk of the blatant cheating has been stopped.

They'll still try to pad things around the edges, but I don't believe the wholesale fraud that was norm previously still exists.

Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (/roJx)

518 There are a lot of ways to cheat.
Posted by: Rundale Bud Chipley at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (Lm4bP)

Wonder how many leftie professors are encouraging kollidge students to register to vote in their campus town AND voting via absentee ballot from their hometown?

Posted by: Deep Moron at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (1900u)

519 Got off to a bad start for asking why I didn't have to show an ID to vote here in Crook County, IL. Wrote in Mike Ditka where I could.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 11:51 AM (K22Va)



Pritzker, Rauner or Ditka in a cage match? DITKA!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 12:19 PM (SiINZ)

520 My eeyore prediction is a blue puddle.

We gain like 2-3 in the Senate, but lose the House and a few key Governorships.

There are a lot of encouraging signs though that make me want to believe it could be a good night for us (and I think any predicitions now from early data is bunk) but I tend to think we went from a Blue Wave to a Blue Puddle, but not enough for a Red Wave.

I'm fairly certain though Democrats won't get the referendum they hoped for. I also think you can make a good case that a Democrat House strengthens Trump's chances in 2020. (But I would prefer we keep the House)

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 12:19 PM (UfkIY)

521 That Michigan reporter who dissed John James has been immediately terminated. Good riddance.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)

522 504 Oh dear lord. Some of the Leftys on Twitter are openly advocating voting rights for children, ex-felons and the currently imprisoned.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu in Baltimore at November 06, 2018 12:16 PM (JH5vx)

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"Listen, we can't win without the 5 year old vote. What else are we going to do? Appeal to most of the country?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:19 PM (pEWEN)

523
Paul Conner
Accusation seems to be that Ga. Republicans caused the machines to malfunction somehow
Kira Lerner
.RepHankJohnson told me this issue is happening in at least 4 precincts in Snellville. He blamed Brian Kemp and called it a "last gasp" effort by Republicans to suppress voters of color
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Don't Know Hank maybe they CAPSIZED ! have to ask Jack Straw

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (sXyKU)

524 Posted by: Blago

Where do you live?

( Seems to be the biggest influence on anecdotal predictions)

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (LL1Be)

525 An Oregon Leftist on Twitter, a guy for whom politics are everything:

Hoping tomorrow is peaceful, democratic, fair, just, and historic for the right reasons. May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)

526 But the vote that really matters is that 12 yr old who can send you to the corn fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (r/emI)

527 525 An Oregon Leftist on Twitter, a guy for whom politics are everything:

Hoping tomorrow is peaceful, democratic, fair, just, and historic for the right reasons. May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)

==========

Get a real religion, pal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (pEWEN)

528 I just like to get that word out to red-staters. How fucking phony the Dems and press (but I repeat myself) are on this issue, that bothers nobody in blue states.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:14 PM (YOhRS)

Yeah, I agree.

My purple state friends don't believe me when I tell them how it works in CT.

I think that should be the message: "we want all states to treat the integrity of their elections as strictly as CT and RI, no more, no less. Those are model states in our laboratories of democracy."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (GBteo)

529 Show this to all of your friends and enemies:

ID required:
Yes:
1. Alcohol
2. Cigarettes
3. Opening a bank account
4. Apply for food stamps
5. Welfare
6.Medicaid/Social Security
7. Unemployment
8. Rent/Buy a house
9. Drive/rent/buy a car
10. Get on an airplane
11. Get married
12. purchase a gun
13. Adopt a pet
14. Adopt a child
15. Rent a hotel room
16. Apply for a hunting license
17. Apply for a fishing license
18. Buy a cell phone
19. Visit a casino
20. Pick up a prescription
21. Hold a rally or protest
22. Blood donations
23. Buy an M rated video game
24. Purchase nail polish at CVS
25. Purchase certain cold medicines
26. Enter state & federal buildings

No:
1. Voting

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (f/ass)

530 yoga pants, as with other bits of clothing, should not be manufactured or sold above a certain size...

as a friend of mine, female, says "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (Dagiw)

531 Ohhh yes. They go grocery shopping in their pjs. If you are under 2 years old, ok, but otherwise, pathetic and a slob.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM



I was out in DC a couple of weeks ago and had time to run into Wegman's. It was my favorite store when I was living out there. Nobody was dressed that bad...but...damn!!! They push their shopping carts just like they drive!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (0tfLf)

532 Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)

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From a standpoint of the civil polity, this is no win. They're gonna riot either way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (AzW6q)

533 May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.


And bawling his eyes out because Republicans kept the House and Senate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (AllCR)

534 Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (nIvDu)
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Yep that was here in SW Pa. overnight & early Morning, Now the suns out

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (sXyKU)

535 Accusation seems to be that Ga. Republicans caused the machines to malfunction somehow


Hurricane season is over. We have to re-tool the tech for other uses.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (LL1Be)

536 I used to do yoga pants mad justice but lately me arse is getting that flattened white girl look.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (YtZB9)

537 >>526 But the vote that really matters is that 12 yr old who can send you to the corn fields. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (r/emI)

"That was a very good vote you cast, Anthony, a really, really good vote!"

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

538 @520

By hook or by crook we have to hold both houses because if the Donks take one or G-d forbid both houses then the Trump agenda grinds to a halt and we spend the next two years in endless investigation by the Democrats and GOP infighting that will pretty much end the GOP, which maybe a good thing but I simply don't see anyway out of our predicament but a hot civil war.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (2JcMg)

539 Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams and state Sen. Kevin Palmer's
proposal would allow authorities to review three years of social media
history and one year of internet search history of any person seeking to
[s[purchase a firearm vote.


Or, make a political speech. Attend the church of their choice. Address a request to their Congressman. Whatever.

Anyone proposing something like this should move the fuck to Venezuela or North Korea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (Z216Q)

540 An Oregon Leftist on Twitter, a guy for whom politics are everything:

Hoping tomorrow is peaceful, democratic, fair, just, and historic for the right reasons. May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)
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That reminds me of that chick, Lacey Green, was it? in the 2016 election who put out a tweet saying much the same early in the day when she was sure Hillary would win, and was putting out "Those stupid mofos" tweets by the end of the night.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (U5tDi)

541 529 Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (f/ass)
____________

Racist. Also, awesome hash. I'm jealous.

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (9vQJW)

542 Some of the Leftys on Twitter are openly advocating voting rights for children, ex-felons and the currently imprisoned.

Of course. Denying criminals the vote is voter suppression. After all, criminals are a key point of the Democratic base.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (TEv5V)

543 Wouldn't be sweating this at all if the GOPe hadn't squandered the gains of the past eight years.

Leadership matters.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

544 526 But the vote that really matters is that 12 yr old who can send you to the corn fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (r/emI)


"Hail, hail fire and snow,
Call the Angel we will go..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (/9p9e)

545 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (h37C/)

546 The CIA story is infuriating.



Under Obama, the CIA was run like a community center by a community organizer.



Oh, wait. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 11:09 AM (1beh4)
Or by a muslim communist...

Posted by: Timon at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (G5IFy)

547 yoga pants shouldn't look like a trash bag full of mashed potatoes

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (VckGX)

548 Show this to all of your friends and enemies:

ID required:
Yes:

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM (f/ass)

...27: Canadian ballet

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (IqOTP)

549
The two ginormous state troopers who looked like they were dressed to take Poland were a nice touch.




Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

You gotta be talking about jersey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (9Om/r)

550 >>536 I used to do yoga pants mad justice but lately me arse is getting that flattened white girl look. Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (YtZB9)

Burger King just released their Sourdough Philly Cheese King burger. Two patties, sauteed onions, American "cheese," "cheese sauce." 900 calories.

Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

551 543 Wouldn't be sweating this at all if the GOPe hadn't squandered the gains of the past eight years.

Leadership matters.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)


How so? Have you been around since January 20, 2017?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (/9p9e)

552 Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)

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got a twitter handle? i think he needs some love...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (Dagiw)

553 yoga pants shouldn't look like a trash bag full of mashed potatoes
=========

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (vg8iE)

554 An Oregon Leftist on Twitter, a guy for whom politics are everything:

Hoping tomorrow is peaceful, democratic, fair, just, and historic for the right reasons. May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)


They say that viewing election results from atop a tall building is exhilarating. he should try that.

Posted by: Go South in the Fall at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (e1q4h)

555 Beatoff O'Roarke announced that he will not run for the presidency in 2020. Laughter could reportedly be heard for miles around.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

556 re pajama pants in public:

I hate to say it, guys, but that might be regional.

Only very rarely do I see that in the Northeast, usually only if I find myself in a Walmart or similar store late at night.

But yeah, saw it all the time in the south.

::shrug.::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (GBteo)

557 550 >>536 I used to do yoga pants mad justice but lately me arse is getting that flattened white girl look. Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (YtZB9)

Burger King just released their Sourdough Philly Cheese King burger. Two patties, sauteed onions, American "cheese," "cheese sauce." 900 calories.
Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

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That should get me through the afternoon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (pEWEN)

558 pics

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:25 PM (LL1Be)

559 555 Beatoff O'Roarke announced that he will not run for the presidency in 2020. Laughter could reportedly be heard for miles around.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

============

*Democrats look at the most likely frontrunners, Hillary, Biden, Warren, and Sanders.*

"Please, run."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 12:25 PM (pEWEN)

560 As much as democrats love to cheat, I think that in the past decade with republicans filling most of the public offices in Michigan, the bulk of the blatant cheating has been stopped.

Posted by: Jwest at November 06, 2018 12:18 PM (/roJx)
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I go back to the Trumpening. Wayne county is often one of the *first* counties to report its votes. That night, they were one of the last.

You could just see them waiting to see how many upstate votes they had counter as the traditionally-late-reporting upstate precincts reported.

The Dems around Detroit like to report early and get a Blue Mountain that depresses the evening red vote. And they have done that for decades. All of a sudden, the light stays on...

My mom used to tell me not to worry, about drastic early Dem leads. The rest of the state votes red, and it will even out. And it often did.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:25 PM (YOhRS)

561 Posted by: Blago

Where do you live?

( Seems to be the biggest influence on anecdotal predictions)
Posted by: mikeyG

_____________

Arizona

Statewide, basically every poll has the Republican winning handily EXCEPT McSally vs Sinema.

I think McSally pulls it off, but the party leaders, consultants, lobbyists, etc on both sides think Sinema is going to win.

If I'm going to criticize McSally's campaign, she built the whole thing around stupid shit Sinema has said instead of more tangible things. Hillary made sort of the same mistake, she thought she could win on Trump's Access Hollywood tape.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 12:25 PM (UfkIY)

562 when she was sure Hillary would win, and was putting out "Those stupid mofos" tweets by the end of the night.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (U5tDi)

"Life comes at you fast" never gets old.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 12:25 PM (IqOTP)

563 nood, ezra

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (GBteo)

564 Predicting scotch. Hoping for scotch AND pudding.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (a+WIL)

565 >>You gotta be talking about jersey.

We have our own shock troops up here in RI. Remember Me, Myself and Irene?

Fun fact, some of the that movie was filmed in my town.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

566

I want to drive through ProgTard neighborhoods playing 'Suicide is Painless' on my Bluesmobile giant PA speaker...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (kx5yx)

567 nood ezra kline pussy

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (CPS8G)

568 ha! I cop to being a slob. Yes I have done errands in pj pants. More like lounge pants, but still...

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 12:27 PM (YtZB9)

569 got a twitter handle? i think he needs some love...

https://twitter.com/ambrown

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:27 PM (TEv5V)

570 555 Beatoff O'Roarke announced that he will not run for the presidency in 2020. Laughter could reportedly be heard for miles around.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2018 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

The Donks know their bench is terrible, but he doesn't have enough high level experience to run for President yet.

He's probably going to be a VP pick, or run for some high profile office in a blue area.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 12:27 PM (J+mig)

571 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
1m
Replying to @KirkTho30918516
Rich said to be careful with this, Ds in urban areas always vote earlier than Rs. Suburbs can overcome. Just relax.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 12:27 PM (sXyKU)

572 "That was a very good vote you cast, Anthony, a really, really good vote!"
Posted by: Zod at November 06, 2018 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)
---
Anthony, the only one who can vote, casts his vote for Anthony. It's good that he done that! Real good.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:28 PM (YOhRS)

573 Oh dear lord. Some of the Leftys on Twitter are openly advocating voting rights for children, ex-felons and the currently imprisoned.

that right there confirms the Blue Wave. Ain't happening.

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 12:29 PM (QMG5F)

574 You gotta be talking about jersey.



We have our own shock troops up here in RI. Remember Me, Myself and Irene?



Fun fact, some of the that movie was filmed in my town.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (/tuJf)


When you talked about taking poland I was thinking jersey, because no other state trooper I ever saw has uniforms that are cut exactly like the gestapo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2018 12:29 PM (9Om/r)

575 Hurricane season is over. We have to re-tool the tech for other uses.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 12:21 PM


Hurricane season runs until the end of November. You'd think with Global Warming! it would need to be extended longer.

But... * crickets *

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 12:30 PM (URwyc)

576 are Bu-Cees pants pajamas?

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2018 12:31 PM (QMG5F)

577 97
Libertarians didn't even nominate anyone for a race with an open federal House seat. Them's getting lazy in the low country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

While individual libertarians vary, it's been my experience that many in libertarian leadership seem to prefer democrats for some bizarre reason if push comes to shove. Maybe they just want to try and help Democrats have a better chance in those districts?

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 06, 2018 12:32 PM (3MG/9)

578 I say we hold all four Senate seats, gain MO, IN, ND, and MT. FL, WV, MI, and NJ will be close but I don't see it happening.

House we lose about 15 seats but retain a majority.

So ~225 R's in the House, 55 R's in the Senate.

Posted by: T at November 06, 2018 12:32 PM (2PXwn)

579 There are two questions I would like to ask politicians about every law they propose.

Who decides? and Who pays?

They are not going to answer because it is always, the politician decides and the public pays but if they admit that, who would be for it?

So if they look at your social media, what constitutes a disqualifiable opinion?
And if you don't use social media, is that disqualifiable?
And they wonder why the approval rating of Congress is in the low teens!

Posted by: JB1000 at November 06, 2018 12:32 PM (16OL0)

580 Following the midterms, I want Trump to issue an executive order directing that the new official national anthem is Funkytown by Lipps, Inc.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

581 Ohhh yes. They go grocery shopping in their pjs. If you are under 2 years old, ok, but otherwise, pathetic and a slob.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 12:17 PM (a0IVu)

kids wear pjs to school here in seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2018 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)

582 I wouldn't bet on this election at all.
Okay, that's not true.
I'll bet that my Cong-peep (Morgan Griffith) is re-elected.

Past that, it's anyone's guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 06, 2018 12:37 PM (Rxduq)

583 An Oregon Leftist on Twitter, a guy for whom politics are everything:

Hoping tomorrow is peaceful, democratic, fair, just, and historic for the right reasons. May the results make me bawl my eyes out with cathartic, emotional release.

Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 06, 2018 12:20 PM (TEv5V)


And fapping in impotent rage because the "Pegging Quarterly" website is down for repair.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 12:38 PM (kqsXK)

584 >>When you talked about taking poland I was thinking jersey, because no other state trooper I ever saw has uniforms that are cut exactly like the gestapo.

They wear similar outfits up here. You'd think they were going to war against the Huns.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

585 "Mock this far and wide, even with your commie nephews. Turn it around and tell them that next it will be the 1st Amendment."

They'll be fine with it. They think Badthink or Evilspeak only happens to others, not them. Because they're immature, inexperienced, and mostly stupid.

Not my nephews, necessarily; just young people who have gone through the public education system in the last fifty years.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 06, 2018 12:41 PM (6eEQ+)

586 While individual libertarians vary, it's been my experience that many in libertarian leadership seem to prefer democrats for some bizarre reason if push comes to shove.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 06, 2018 12:32 PM (3MG/9)
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The Weed Coalition.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 12:41 PM (YOhRS)

587 I'm in the rather polarized 7th district of Virginia, and not at all sure what's going to happen. It's been a "safe" R seat for decades, but considered a bellweather for results tonight.

Dave Brat, our rep, has been disappointing with regard to O care and his charisma level is zero and his campaign has been so lame I have half wondered if he just wants to lose on purpos, and let Spanberger take his spot.

My district was +7 for Trump, +4 for a very bad candidate for Governor (Gillespie, who lost to Northram.) In the primary for Senate candidates the Trumpish candidate away with it.

Brat could still eke out a win, but Spanberger has positioned herself falsely as a moderate; but Still I don't know any women that rejected Hilary that would peel off a for her. My polling place, however, was swarmed with women, some crying to or whispering to friends about how they ad to "do this" and how f*d up the situation was. How many of those women stayed home or went a third way in 2016 I can't tell.

Posted by: SarahW at November 06, 2018 12:41 PM (g1vnC)

588 584 >>When you talked about taking poland I was thinking jersey, because no other state trooper I ever saw has uniforms that are cut exactly like the gestapo.

They wear similar outfits up here. You'd think they were going to war against the Huns.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)


If they were going to war *against* the Huns, shouldn't they be dressed like the British or French?

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 12:41 PM (xjiRE)

589 Cato by Phone: "The Donks know their bench is terrible, but he doesn't have enough high level experience to run for President yet."

I dunno. There was this Obama feller who accidentally beat the Anointed One aka the Bollard Queen. Experience doesn't matter; skin color and gender do for the Party of the Perpetually Aggrieved and Stupid But Mostly Stupid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 06, 2018 12:46 PM (6eEQ+)

590 Axeman: "The Weed Coalition."

I think that about sums it up. They want Weed. They want Open Borders... to get the Weed.

And they want No Police State because that might interfere with... Weed.

I'm guessing there's more to them to that, but I just quit caring about a twenty years ago because they are the domestic Silly Party that is just really serious about its Weed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 06, 2018 12:50 PM (6eEQ+)

591 "Rat Fink"


That was a little molded figurine with a mop of purple hair. Did they come in cereal boxes?

I remember loving them reading about them, but I don't remember where they came from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

That was the work of Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, who also designed some wild custom cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2018 12:57 PM (KHhgg)

592 "Someone fix this right now. RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!"

Posted by: Weeping Chick on U-Tube in 2016, back again for 2018 at November 06, 2018 12:58 PM (gou4q)

593 160 154 I do a straight party vote. There is not one democratic worth voting for. Most of the Republicans are useless as tits on a bull also, but .....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 11:28 AM (bim/x)

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I like to vote third party in safe races.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 11:29 AM (

===============
I didn't vote for democrats even when I was registered D. Their primarys were generally more amusing. But back in '88 I changed to R after reading the democrat convention's national platform and realizing I could have my name attached to that traitorous bullshit.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 01:26 PM (euYPC)

594 Anything can be pajamas if you pass out in them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 01:38 PM (WG5vh)

595 What pisses me off is men and women walking around in public in pajama pants. Grow the fuck up, you lazy slobs!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)

You're just angry cuz you're not on the right side of History!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 02:40 PM (3sjI6)

596 Hello, I'm James C█mey and I'd like to encourage you to vote for the █████'s in your district. We need to stop D████d T████p before he puts me in j███l. Thank you.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 03:28 PM (URwyc)

597 All Obama ever did was to lick the boott bow down to and appoligise to the rest of the world why Americans refuse to be part of the World Community Trump dont cow tow to those goat humpers

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 06, 2018 06:18 PM (wGqjj)

598 The original article forgot to name names, especially "B. Hussein Obama".

John Brennan wiretapped and spied on the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, the Press and the Opposition Party candidate.

Indeed, he was so busy spying on political opponents that he failed to stop Snowden, Manning, the Chinese capture of our entire Personnel files, and Russia's complete takeover of the Executive Branch's computer system for weeks in 2014, to name but a few of his many, many failures.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2018 07:38 PM (Ndje9)

599 366 Wouldn't it be funny if the republican won the governor's seat in California?
Posted by: sharon at November 06, 2018 11:18 PM (QzF6i)


Funny? It would orphan my children.

Oh ... wait. I'm insured, and I've had my time.

Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 11:21 PM (YqDXo)

600 What pisses me off is men and women walking around in public in pajama pants. Grow the fuck up, you lazy slobs!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)


C'mon, they're channeling the VC.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 11:22 PM (YqDXo)

601 she was sure Hillary would win and was putting out "Those stupid mofos" tweets by the end of the night. seo group buy tools

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602 Here's hoping he's depressed, drunk, and cursing the democratic system by this evening.

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