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Trump Press Conference: We Will Keep Detained Illegal Aliens In Tents and Won't Let Them Into the Country; As Far as Troops Defending Themselves, We Will Consider a Thrown Rock to be a Firearm
It just ended -- sorry, I didn't think this would be interesting.
It turned out interesting. The media is reacting with its normal level of calmness, equipoise, and mental stability. I'll update with links as clips and shrieks come in. "We're putting up massive cities of tents, the military is helping us... We're gonna hold them right there, we're not gonna let them into our country." Asserts that migrants are given a "legal phrase" to read when they get here, which is dishonest and put into their hands by open borders lawyers. "Once [the caravan] arrives there, the Democrats' vision is to offer them free health care, free welfare, free education, and even the right to vote."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: jdw at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (bN0Uj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (QAIyR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (QAIyR)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (hXNBa)
Posted by: jdw at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (bN0Uj)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (jPaRT)
The Palistinians are probably coaching the invaders on this right now.
Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (bNBW5)
Shoot to kill rock throwers?
Posted by: Glenn John at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (isRia)
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (3NIob)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (QAIyR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: rammajamma at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ALH at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (dczB+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (XXadE)
Posted by: DEF LEPPARD at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (5jVnA)
We know where Canada is, so that's pretty much wrapped up.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: IP at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (I16G8)
It's shocking how fast old threads are abandoned for the new ones nowadays...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (miE9U)
Its a disposable society.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (yngkN)
Suppressed scoped .22's are very handy solutions to many problems. The ones we were issued performed admirably on streetlights, dogs... other pests...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (3NIob)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (6qErC)
Was one of us supposed to be watching Canada?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (mS+Df)
I'll update with links as clips and shrieks come in.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 4:42PM
Where else on the internet can we find this kind of snark?
I submit: Nowhere.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: ILLEGAL ALIEN AT THE BORDER at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (I16G
As far as we want.
Posted by: ALH at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (dczB+)
It involves a lot of tactical tickling...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (miE9U)
I'm thinking it's on the list, and he will drop it when he really, really is good an mad!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (W+vEI)
"From the Halls of Montezuma..."
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:52 PM
Time to go after and dismantle Pueblas Sin Fronteras, La Raza and you-know-who - The Mad Mgyar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)
Si.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:56 PM (6qErC)
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US soil.
Trump's argument is the only reason they're released is because they don't have the room to hold them. Thus the tent cities. Would be nice if they had judges right on location to expedite things.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (WTPWx)
It involves a lot of tactical tickling...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (miE9U)
+++++++++
I work with a lot of Canadians. When we are having a friendly disagreement, I'll mutter something about "War Plan Red..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (ECUyd)
Yeah.
Now if we're talking retail...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (6qErC)
"Leesen, Meester!"
- - Jewish guy who can get it for you wholesale
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (d7Ww2)
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Now, that's just mean. Might also be a human rights violation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (XXadE)
They'd welcome us with open arms, if only to get the Stanley Cup back.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: OMG CNN at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
It's maskirovka. 15K US troops can take Mexico.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (yngkN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (aHhQ5)
There's a sale at Penny's!
on brown pants.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (6qErC)
those things are dangerous
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
THIS.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
++++++++
Me, too. Get some judges down there and expedite the deportations. If we're to have them, then let's have them empty within a week.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ALH at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (dczB+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)
It's maskirovka. 15K US troops can take Mexico.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (yngkN)
This has to be the single largest deployment since Desert Storm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (WTPWx)
Want drugs coming in?
Want those people let in?
What, exactly, satisfies a court of law, for asylum that these caravan slobs can say?
If we keep the kids with the adults can we test with DNA to see if they are "family?"
You know poverty doesn't count for asylum, right?
Exactly what did PDT say that was hateful?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (WTPWx)
Posted by: IanDeal at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (5mrLG)
"Hey Canada, wanna come join us?"
"No thanks."
"Here's the Stanley Cup back"
(singing)"Well I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy..." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (c+2jX)
A guess?
However far Mattis damn well pleases. Does Mexico want to mess with him and Trump?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Junior van Ripple
Texas Militia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (ECUyd)
Oh and eff Soros for the financial support of these invaders.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (hECVl)
Even Democrats a few years ago saw this as a powerful wedge issue and tried to neutralize it by pretending to sound tough on the border.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (xqfqx)
Wrap them in cling film, lather them up with baby oi and deliver via trebuchet...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (/9p9e)
'turn around and go back to your home country'
Period. End of statement.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (d7Ww2)
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Now, that's just mean. Might also be a human rights violation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (XXadE)
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Immigrant Song.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (U5tDi)
I love this thing, trump's tents appear to be outside America. That mean, inside mexico. Whomp womp.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (7J5t2)
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (39g3+)
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Weren't they provided a fair number of buses?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (EQwNC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (+BxpP)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (VnVwX)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (/tuJf)
It means 'luggage' in Spanish.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (mS+Df)
Moar winning please!
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (EQwNC)
Wait until Tuesday (please G-d).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (VckGX)
I'm a longtime 'lurker' on AOS...read it religiously, but only jump in to add to the conversation very rarely. I've hesitated to add my name to the prayer list because I've never been good at asking for any kind of help, I always feel like others have it much worse than I do....but right now I'll take any help i can get. I'll try to keep this as concise as I can, feel free to edit as necessary.
>
> I have a 14 year old son who is autistic and non-verbal. Last fall, he got very ill, and after being rushed to Children's Hospital LA with what they told me was "probably leukemia", they discovered that what he actually had was flesh eating bacteria - started on his backside, and had migrated into his insides. After a 6 hour emergency surgery, which included removal of a large portion of his little butt and a big chunk of his bladder...16 days unconscious on a ventilator...2 more surgeries including a colostomy...and 2 months in the hospital, we brought him home. He was unable to walk for weeks, and they inserted a feeding tube through which he now has to be fed...autistic kids are notoriously bad eaters, and his poor nutrition habits contributed to the bacteria ravaging him so completely - his body just couldn't fight it. So flash forward a year, he's through the worst of it, but still will literally eat nothing but mcdonalds French fries. Which is fine since he gets his nutrition thru his tummy tube...except for the past 4-5 months, he all but refuses to let me feed him. He's 14 and almost my size and if he doesn't want to do something, it's not getting done. His health is starting to suffer again, his doctor is at a loss, and the only option we've been given is the possibility of "inpatient feeding therapy". Insurance doesn't cover it and we have a $950,000 bill from CHLA staring at us already. When he first got sick, his team at school set up a gofundme acct, which I'm going to include here, even tho it makes me sick to do...any and all prayers/assistance would be appreciated from the bottom of our hearts. www.gofundme.com/pullingfortyler
>
> Thank you for listening, sorry for the novel.
>
> Best,
> Lori Dougherty (lorenska)
> lsd415@gmail.com
Posted by: Lori Dougherty at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (FH7la)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (qM84C)
It's getting so that there's more one legged men hopping around Gaza than you'd find at a Pirates convention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Schnikelfritz...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (/9p9e)
Katu Tur can't tell North Minestrone from South Minestrone.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (WTPWx)
They're just below the country of Canolli! Ha!
*sticks tongue out*
Posted by: Katy at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (bNBW5)
An oddly large number of all male tourist groups arriving in Cancun. All with matching haircuts and heavy dufflebags.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (yngkN)
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^
Embed some Mossad operatives in the caravan too...our problems would be over in a few days. We could always outsource TSA to the Israelis too...problem solved.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (I2dne)
Should be dealt with top down - grab Venezuela and Guatemala and whoever else by the balls, and force them to send troops to Mexico to turn them around. Mexico allowed them in - the fuck is that ?
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (bUjCl)
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Suppressed scoped .22's are very handy solutions to
many problems. The ones we were issued performed admirably on
streetlights, dogs... other pests...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM
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I've often thought the .17 hm2 to be tailor-made for this. Blowing a golf-ball sized hole in the miscreants buttcheek should stop the shenangans and he won't be able to sit for several weeks.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (14qvS)
They still are pushing this story
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Donn lemmin at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
they want them so bad let them have them
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (/9p9e)
hey, didn't you just tell me not to get overly excited? you even called mt toots
*blushes
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (XXadE)
Easy. You just don't lead them as far.
Posted by: Door Gunner - Full Metal Jacket at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (gCi0W)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (VnVwX)
Prediction. Women and small children up front along with the journalists.
MS-13 animal kills a kid and we have the Gaza/Kent State visuals. Voila.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (/9p9e)
USA: We'll drop all the NHL teams in silly places like Phoenix, let you have the Stanley Cup back for a bit, and put Gary Bettman on trial for high treason.
Canada: *waves Gadsden flag, puts MAGA bumper sticker on snowmobile*
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Now let's tax remittances to pay for the Big Cozy Wall!
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (ismre)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (/9p9e)
*
Trebu-what??
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (xqfqx)
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (miE9U)
We'll have to wrap them in tin foil like Obama did.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
> Lori Dougherty (lorenska)
> lsd415@gmail.com
Posted by: Lori Dougherty at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (FH7la)
Hang in there Lori; prayers for you and Tyler and for the explanatory surgery to yield answers.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (q+eZR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (/9p9e)
hey, didn't you just tell me not to get overly excited? you even called mt toots
*blushes
That's why I added "please G-d"... toots.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (/9p9e)
Huge risk of permanent internment camps, like for decades, a la Africa and Asia and the Mideast... American Palestine...
Do. Not. Want.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (3NIob)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (bNBW5)
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This summer my son stopped in with a friend to an ice cream store one town over. He could see this group of 6 or 7 little kids standing up eating ice cream out of some big thing. As they moved, he could see it was the Stanley Cup. My son asked the guy in sweats and a T-shirt standing next to him, "How did these kids get the Stanley Cup?" The guy said, "I brought it." My son said, "How did you get it?" The guy said, "I'm the owner."
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)
For unsafe, we'll move you to S. 88th at MLK in Chicago.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (bUjCl)
+++++++++++
If I remember the details correctly (not a guarantee by any means), they stormed the Mexican border and broke through it and overwhelmed anyone on the Mexican side. Now, how vigorously did the Mexicans engage them? That I definitely don't know. I suspect "not very," but I don't think they threw the doors open.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (/9p9e)
*
Trebu-what??
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (xqfqx)
Trebu-Pino-chet....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JackStraw
When a horse rapes a porpoise, you get a seahorse -- but when a porpoise rapes a horse, you get an equipoise.
Sort of like the different between a mule and a hinny.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Diapers for geriatric horses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (/9p9e)
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (miE9U)
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They won't get there for another month. She cool off by then.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
Also the FNM: Throwing a rock at someone's head is a understandable sign of anger and should not be met with violence.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Uplifting......which means the MSM is apoplectic.
Nice.
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (FUJZT)
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Wait. Gaza has an estimated 1.75 million people.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (Lm4bP)
??? They're just about all Roman Catholics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)
USA: We'll drop all the NHL teams in silly places like Phoenix, let you have the Stanley Cup back for a bit, and put Gary Bettman on trial for high treason.
Canada: *waves Gadsden flag, puts MAGA bumper sticker on snowmobile*
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)
I will never call a toque a stocking cap.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (WMKJZ)
Heat Ray. Shit Ray. Maybe sprinkle in a little disintegration.
Do not care.
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Northernlurker
The Magic Honky?
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (/9p9e)
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Red wave coming on Tuesday. We increase a minimum of 5-6+ Senate seats and hold the House.
I was an original Trump supporter. Nothing has changed with Trump support except we've gained even more people nationwide.
Blacks are giving Trump approval ratings of 40%. That's unheard of. His highest before that was 27%.
High approval from Hispanics too.
Even if they can't vote Rep. they can stay home.
Illegal immigration is a god-send issue. Rats too stupid to see it.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (EQwNC)
Details don't matter when the Golden Scalp Weasel is orating his way to a red wave + dissipating the "caravan" as it advances.
Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (1ISKN)
I love the man.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Endless loops of Celine Dion albums!
Posted by: Krampus at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (x1dGQ)
Make that known too.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (zzW7w)
Must be a penumbra of the Constitution I never heard about.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (euNmQ)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (I2dne)
..........
Hmmm. Screams or booms? OK with this.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (VnVwX)
Prediction. Women and small children up front along with the journalists.
MS-13 animal kills a kid and we have the Gaza/Kent State visuals. Voila.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM
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If they make the border, there will be dead kids and the left will claim that the Army (Trump) killed them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (JUOKG)
Heat Ray. Shit Ray. Maybe sprinkle in a little disintegration.
Do not care.
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (DfGpI)
Can we borrow that secret whatsits from the Cuban embassy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (/9p9e)
Tent Cities.
Posted by: WisRich
If they're nice enough maybe some of our Seattle bums will start heading south.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (r9UYA)
106
"equipoise"
I hope they're running test with that, incoming gainzzz
Posted by: brak
I was wondering if anyone recognized the steroid name.
WINSTROL-V.
It's Horse steroids!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (aHhQ5)
I'm already Christian
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (WMKJZ)
- Demand they let them stay at their house.
- When they refuse, call 'em a chickenhawk and block 'em on social media.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM (14qvS)
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Because the mind is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (XXadE)
what is a better predictor of voter enthusiasm and intent, what they tell some guy on the phone or standing in line all day to go to a rally?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (k3+G1)
Posted by: RM at November 01, 2018 05:09 PM (hlyYB)
At least not in front of the cameras.
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The lesson must be taught in terms that all viewing it will understand.
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Northernlurker
The Magic Honky?
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (c+2jX)
The Magic Cracker ??
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (U5tDi)
The Desert Southwest should be a free fire zone.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (EQwNC)
Next thing the press will be whining about is bagged bologna sandwhich lunches, catsup isn't a vegetable (it is!), pink underwear and stiff sleeping cots in tents.
UN REFUGEE DEATH CAMPS!!1
Posted by: 13times at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (K3B2k)
Only this time they'll go to liberal enclaves and sanctuary states.
(sorry for all you moron(ettes) who live in these places but then you should have moved or be planning to move.
Do you really think things will get any better?
Move now. They did a study and found that people who knew they should have moved from their countrys because things were headed to tyranny always stayed a few days/weeks too long.
Then they got stuck there or paid much more to move.
Be smarter: Move Now.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (vtNDy)
Heat Ray. Shit Ray. Maybe sprinkle in a little disintegration.
Do not care.
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (DfGpI)
Can we borrow that secret whatsits from the Cuban embassy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The Brown Note. Lefty protesters were freaking out about The Brown Note back around 2007-8.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (c+2jX)
Come to think of it, let's play a game: name conservative women in the media who are conservative. I'll start... Ann Coulter. And that's all I got.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: irright
Kneecap. Hard to walk when you can't.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:10 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Endless loops of Celine Dion albums!
Posted by: Krampus at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (x1dGQ)
You guys...it has to be Yoko for maximum impact
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (a0IVu)
Winstrol is a cutting steroid it will also dry out and fuck up your joints like you have never seen.
Which is what I attribute the greater injury rate in Baseball too, that and extreme over training in sports in general.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (qxq6t)
MS-13 animal kills a kid and we have the Gaza/Kent State visuals. Voila.
Have faith in our marksmanship. And trijicon
Posted by: Sumdumchief at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (VnVwX)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (miE9U)
nah
anywhere along Garfield
hell, put them in the Back of the Yards
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (pWEY3)
I wonder how Mexico will handle this. If we don't let them in, that implies that the tent cities will be in Mexican territory.
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I believe the technical term is 'Occupied Mexican' territory.
Mexico can take it up with the embassy if they want.
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (CPS8G)
*spits on McCain's grave*
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (r7veS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (1ISKN)
FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: RM at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (hlyYB)
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Prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (wCmLp)
As someone mentioned yesterday, the cartels will probably not be thrilled with a strong military presence on the border - especially if this drags on with tents, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (ty7RM)
Is there really a groundswell of suburban white women that wants this caravan let in?
I mean usually every dumb thing politically is to woo idiot suburban white women, but I really don't see Trump defending the US from this mob hurting Republicans whatsoever. And seems absolutely deadly to Democrats.
Maybe this plays well in like Los Angeles County in getting Latinos out, but that's about it.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (hZ9/W)
The place would be more toxic than Alamogordo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (CPS8G)
+++++++++
That''s be tough once it's been closed
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (I2dne)
Grab a group of guys and start throwing rocks at your local PD. guess how long it will take for them to "fear for their lives" and start shooting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (LWu6U)
After reviewing the evidence the verdict is that Miz Tur is a 0. Yes a 0.
That is all.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (vqIkG)
Troops wear special head gear to filter out that freq.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (vtNDy)
A-10?
Just thinking outside the box
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (k3+G1)
Heat Ray. Shit Ray. Maybe sprinkle in a little disintegration.
Do not care.
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (DfGpI)
**
Heh...spontaneous shit ray. Such a device would work well in lefty enclaves across the nation!
Posted by: dananjcon at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:05 PM
Open season on face tats. No bag limit.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (ECUyd)
The place would be more toxic than Alamogordo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Montezuma's Revenge is already the bio-weapon version of the Brown Note.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (bNBW5)
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I believe the technical term is 'Occupied Mexican' territory.
Mexico can take it up with the embassy if they want.
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yeah, I see...it's ok for mexico to be invaded and overrun by these fuckers, but IF WE DO IT, then it's bad.
nope. fuck you, next question.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (CIhCq)
They're in Mexico. Of course they're going to eat something bad and get sick. And it's hot there. So really, no one might even notice that we're using a weapon on them.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (z1Dz9)
easy, we have cake
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (pWEY3)
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Young Honey Badger creed: Violence never solves anything! If used in insufficient quantity.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (TTAO/)
While the cases are being heard, we house the asylum applicants. Due to housing shortage/massive numbers of applicants, BP intermittently has to release people, with a court summons for a future date. I'll let you guess at the % who show for their court dates.
Expanding housing will allow us to process more *without* release.
Other things at play. Mexico offered asylum (and a lot more) - this *should* expedite/simplify our denials of asylum applications. Also, Trump has a few things he can invoke to change the status quo, temporarily at least.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Caravan Organizers at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (vtNDy)
The living will envy the dead, and eat them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (yngkN)
I don't think I have seen them since the riots in the 60s.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
They were but evidently the Mexican government has changed their mind. Probably holding out for a bigger bribe from Soros, etc
https://bongino.com/migrant-caravan-stalls-after-mexican-government-denies-buses/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (bUjCl)
Take three miles of northern Mexico. Do not let them into the US.
Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (euNmQ)
We've already ceded several miles in along the border to Mexico because of violence. Our own "no go zones" similar to those in France, Germany, etc.
We need to reclaim that land AND THEN go take 3+ more miles for this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Sure is.
Ask Goliath what his thoughts are on the deadliness of rocks.
Which is why I always say to collect as many palm sized smooth stones as you can.
You can run out of bullets but the earth has a neat infinite supply of throw able rocks.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (qxq6t)
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Mexico can take it up with the embassy if they want.
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM
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Or up the ass. I care not which.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (miE9U
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Totally. And now that I think of it, Candace is probably conservative. Maybe fake-conservative-media-whore is a white thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Easy peasy. Every month, run the list of names against any benefits. They missed court? They don't get a check. They show up? Deport them.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (bNBW5)
...........
Have Heather do it. With a riding crop and aviator sunglasses.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:16 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (CIhCq)
The Honduran military, yeah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:16 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (yngkN
If they are, what is Mehico going to do about it? Complain to the UN?
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 05:16 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (k3+G1)
How?
A false accusation, her husband loses his job, and the cascade effect.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (EQwNC)
runner, do you have any idea how HOT it will be and/or get in those tents?!
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (miE9U
In November?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (TAmPV)
I don't think I have seen them since the riots in the 60s.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
"I know, right?!"
- - Cecil Price
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (/9p9e)
We need to reclaim that land AND THEN go take 3+ more miles for this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Feet Wet + 10 miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (W+vEI)"
Maybe that's actually the Deep Strategy here - if the cartels want this "caravan" to stop and all go home, that is exactly what will happen, one way or another.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (kVeVo)
Just play the 'Brown Note' at the border. 24/7 directional speakers.
Troops wear special head gear to filter out that freq.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (vtNDy)
Send in UPS, they are down with the brown. In all seriousness, there were cold ware era stations that would transmit odd noise and patterns over the airwaves, which when listened to, are quite bizarre and disturbing. And the directional speaker tech is already there. Queue up a bunch of youtube vids that have those patterns and agitate away.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Picric at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (nonGu)
@IndieWire
#Gladiator2: Ridley Scott's Oscar Winner Is Getting a Sequel, Here are the First Details https://bit.ly/2CX3Kxx
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (aPsQQ)
I imagine the tents will perforce be on US soil, but they will be walled off, with the only way out being thru an individual court hearing. Almost all of the hearings will result in deportation orders; ie, no more catch and release.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (Z4rgH)
We need to reclaim that land AND THEN go take 3+ more miles for this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Feet Wet + 10 miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (ECUyd)
Oldie but goodie: "Exterminate to the Sabine."
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (fYi9j)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (c+2jX)
What would china do? they would consider it an invasion and take a large section of mexico after kicking out the mexicans. We could use another state.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (NFEMn)
Last I heard they were heading to the Tijuana/ San Diego crossing. That's extremely mild temperature all year round.
Posted by: wooga at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (n5VsB)
But 5 or 10 thousand is rounding error in what comes over
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (a0IVu)
Now we know what it's like to be Israel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (/9p9e)
In what universe does this sort of crap motivate/change the LIV suburban white women? Weren't they already kinda sorta "triggered" by the Kavanaugh debacle - *against* the Dems?
Your standard issue airhead NPR listening bleeding heart ignoramus suburban voter (male or female) will be quite upset about the spectacle of ...... a sovereign country enforcing a minimum of order at its own effing borders. Most people? Can't see it.
Tax increases
Gun grabbing
Even *greater* race-baiting
Insane hatred and hysteria towards Trump
Helluva campaign package you got there, Dems.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (QDnY+)
Trump also needs to take this opportunity to shut the UN the fuck up, or tell them to get the fuck out of the country.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:13 PM (bNBW5)
Trump needs to go back to the UN and ask them where they plan on having their headquarters in 10.....UN Sec General: "Trump you can't do this. Ten what?"Trump: 9......8.....7
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (jxbfJ)
This is an idea who's time has come.
Unleash the Brown Note.
All Band Students report to the border. (we know you guys practice it)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)
Maybe that's actually the Deep Strategy here - if the cartels want this "caravan" to stop and all go home, that is exactly what will happen, one way or another.
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Really interesting point. In the speech, Trump said almost all the illegal drugs, including (IIRC) all the heroin, comes from Mexico.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (miE9U
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Totally. And now that I think of it, Candace is probably conservative. Maybe fake-conservative-media-whore is a white thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (5aX2M)
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Lisa Boothe
Judge Jeanine
Tammy Bruce
Mollie Hemingway
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (hECVl)
What would china do? they would consider it an invasion and take a large section of mexico after kicking out the mexicans. We could use another state.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (LWu6U)
Only as a DMZ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (/9p9e)
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (miE9U)
They need to ensure that there is sufficient humanitarian aid such as water. Dropped by air further and further into Mexico each day.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (aPsQQ)
Jeez, what took them so long? Isn't Crowe like 400 pounds now?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
1) Arrest them at the border for attempting to illegally enter the U.S.
2) load them up on prison buses.
3) drive them back to Honduras.
You only have to do this once or twice before this caravan nonsense stops for good.
Posted by: Dean wormer at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (ABH6n)
The fact that no conservative will make the simple financial case for why letting in thousands of desperately poor people is a bad idea is maddening.
We are talking about what would be roughly 17k wards of the state.
Low order annual cost is half a billion.
High order and realistic is 1.6 billion annually just for this wave.
This doesn't even take into account the already hundreds of billions of dollars spent federally and locally on illegal aliens.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (k3+G1)
They'll be able to serve 'rotisserie caravaners' after a few hours...
Posted by: qdpsteve
#1. Hotter than Afghanistan or Iraq in August?
#2. Why the fuck should I care? Don't be there, won't have to live there.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (ECUyd)
This country really needs to bring back fire hoses.
I don't think I have seen them since the riots in the 60s.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
Well it'll help the hygiene issue a bit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (k3+G1)
Gladiola 2: The My Pillow of Lindel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (bUjCl)
#Gladiator2: Ridley Scott's Oscar Winner Is Getting a Sequel, Here are the First Details https://bit.ly/2CX3Kxx
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (aPsQQ) "
Unless it's a prequel, who's it gonna be about? Djimon Honsou?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)
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Now we know where Boss Palp went. Surveying the Grande Norte Mexicano Dignidad Canal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:11 PM (CPS8G)
+++++++++
That''s be tough once it's been closed
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:12 PM (I2dne)
We can leave one of those take-a-number dispensers on the door
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (z1Dz9)
The Fentanyl comes from China.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018
*
*
We wait as the narcs storm Minas Troney.
Posted by: Arrowroot of Arrowshirt at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (Fz8ov)
I hope they're running test with that, incoming gainzzz
I used to live in San Diego and when we were making a run for the boarder it wasn't to get tacos.
Posted by: Max Power at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (q177U)
Q. Does hating John McCain ever get old?
[ ] No.
[ ] Fuck No.
[x] My hate got a brain tumor, died, and I still hate McCain like a boss.
Posted by: 13times at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (K3B2k)
"yeah, fuck the Praetorians, I'm going to dock their p-AYYHHH THAT HURT"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (k3+G1)
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Also, Abrams is a clownfraud.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM
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There always can be improvements, but referring to the M1 Abrams as a "clownfraud" seems over the top. I think they have served us pretty well.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (pMGkg)
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I know two suburban white women who are terrified that we are on the road to civil war due to Trump; one is trying to get her kids dual citizenship so they can be safe.
Yes, they are insane. Also..both kind of hate men, so really, I don't think they would ever be voting R.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (bNBW5)
In what universe does this sort of crap motivate/change the LIV suburban white women? Weren't they already kinda sorta "triggered" by the Kavanaugh debacle - *against* the Dems?
Your standard issue airhead NPR listening bleeding heart ignoramus suburban voter (male or female) will be quite upset about the spectacle of ...... a sovereign country enforcing a minimum of order at its own effing borders. Most people? Can't see it.
Tax increases
Gun grabbing
Even *greater* race-baiting
Insane hatred and hysteria towards Trump
Helluva campaign package you got there, Dems.
Posted by: rhomboid
_____________
And I'm not one of these people that thinks every conservative issue benefits us. There's all sorts of of our platform that I will concede are not winning issues.
But this seems like a grand slam right down the middle and Trump is basically forcing Democrats to side with an invading army.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (UfkIY)
1) Arrest them at the border for attempting to illegally enter the U.S.
2) load them up on prison buses.
3) drive them back to Honduras.
You only have to do this once or twice before this caravan nonsense stops for good.
Posted by: Dean wormer
C-130. Drop tailgate, go into steep climb.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JoeF.
He'll fight you, you know.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (zofa0)
Posted by: nraendowment at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (EWn8s)
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Also, Abrams is a clownfraud.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM
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There always can be improvements, but referring to the M1 Abrams as a "clownfraud" seems over the top. I think they have served us pretty well.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (pMGkg)
I think he meant the fat Marxist running for Georgia governor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (/9p9e)
WHY!!!????
The film is perfect and has the perfect ending.
I blame TheJamesMadison for this!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (mvvCm)
Posted by: Boswell at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (OjnQU)
Yes, they are insane. Also..both kind of hate men, so really, I don't think they would ever be voting R.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (z1Dz9)
Uh, they hate men, but they have sons?
Good Grief.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Mexican Border Signage at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (z1Dz9)
The Fentanyl comes from China.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Thru?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (myjNJ)
#2. Why the fuck should I care? Don't be there, won't have to live there.
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Ya'll want to do stupid shit like try to get into a nation illegally? When you've been warned NOT to do this numerous times?
Suffer the consequences bitchez. I have no sympathy.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (z1Dz9)
The Gladiator died at the end of the last one.
It will be his kid or his wife probably.
Prediction: it will suck because H'Wood.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (vtNDy)
eh...er..you mean the Nueces? or were coming in from Florida and taking out the entire south?
Posted by: DanMan at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (aPsQQ)
Jeez, what took them so long? Isn't Crowe like 400 pounds now?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
..........
I hope his tugboat "Tugger" is in this one.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Goliath at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (CIhCq)
Umm... Those were DEMOCRATS manning the hoses. And they were aiming at US civilians peacefully assembling.
This is defending the borders with non-lethal force against an alien invader.
Nice try.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (/9p9e)
The film is perfect and has the perfect ending.
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A perfect ending is when all the main players are dead....
Posted by: William Shakespear at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (wEWD0)
Bingo. Who is facilitating the human trafficking across the border? The same people bringing drugs across the border.
You also can't have sanctuary cities AND stop the opioid crisis. These sanctuary cities are distribution hubs for drugs smuggled across the border.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (W+vEI)
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I think he meant the fat Marxist running for Georgia governor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM
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I should have put a smiley in there.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (ECUyd)"
Almost like we actually had laws and wanted to enforce them.
There's a radical idea !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (kVeVo)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (0tfLf)
If they're heading to the San Diego sector, it will help in a few ways. Take longer/more difficult/more dropouts. Even though not up to the standard it should be, up til where the barriers end in east county, that sector is fairly well "barriered" - so not a lot of expedient work for the engineers to do in that respect.
If there *is* a big move towards this sector, which I'm not sure will happen, I hope the engineers decide to do a "temporary" extension of the barriers, east-ward towards El Centro sector.
Should have happened in January 2017, actually. For every relatively usable, but barrier-less, sector of the border. Would have made a tremendous difference.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (T4oHT)
The Gladiator died at the end of the last one.
It will be his kid or his wife probably.
Prediction: it will suck because H'Wood.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (vtNDy)
Uh, wife and kid died in the first movie as well.
Posted by: Goliath at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (NgKpN)
eh...er..you mean the Nueces? or were coming in from Florida and taking out the entire south?
Posted by: DanMan at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (QMG5F)
6th grade history class. Whatever the river was south of the Rio Grande.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
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He ways killed off in the first movie. Doesn't sound like they're bringing him back.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (G0vdT)
Last I heard they were heading to the Tijuana/ San Diego crossing. That's extremely mild temperature all year round.
Posted by: wooga at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (n5VsB)
I saw a report this morning that they've changed plans and are heading toward McAllen Texas because it's much closer than San Diego.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (TAmPV)
Yes, they are insane. Also..both kind of hate men, so really, I don't think they would ever be voting R.
Posted by: shibumi
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My wife is one of these types that although voted Trump, blames Trump a bit for creating this shrieking atmosphere where everyone is running around screaming with their hair on fire.
I made the comparison it's sort of like blaming the wife for a husband smacking her around. If the wife just fell in line, she wouldn't get hurt, etc.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (UfkIY)
It's been more than three days since their crucifixion and they are a no-show..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (yngkN)
This is an existential threat to the supply of pool boys named Paolo!
Posted by: Suburban white women at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (UGKMd)
#2. Why the fuck should I care? Don't be there, won't have to live there.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (ECUyd)
good 'ol sheriff Joe here in AZ. Tent City. If its good enough for our troops. Its good enough for our criminals. But right. Heidi and i have been to the border ranches. Those guys would love having troops on their land. They have been under assault for as many years as we've been here. which is about 12. Push into Mexico too. Its bullshit. we've given up about 50 miles into AZ.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (7CM5W)
>>It will be his kid or his wife probably.
Pretty sure they are dead too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (4VAdr)
I think a law that puts probationary status on any green card holder to be fully self sufficient for 20 years (including dependents) before being eligible for citizenship would be a political winner.
Might be hard to convince the deep state to enforce, but it would be hard for the dems to defend allowing people to immigrate and collect payments.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (LWu6U)
because of violence. Our own "no go zones" similar to those in France,
Germany, etc.
There's a stretch through Organ Pipe Nat'l Monument in AZ.
Softies leave water bottles out for the illegals.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
283 -
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Also, Abrams is a clownfraud.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM
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There always can be improvements, but referring to the M1 Abrams as a
"clownfraud" seems over the top. I think they have served us pretty
well.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:21 PM (pMGkg)
I think he meant the fat Marxist running for Georgia governor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (/9p9e)
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the "smart military blog" strikes again!
The M1 Abrams is an excellent tank, btw.
Abrams, the Dem gov. candidate in Georgia is, in fact, a clownfraud.
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (mvvCm)
Prediction: it will suck because H'Wood.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (vtNDy) "
Except his kid and wife die at the beginning of the last one.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (oZ6kz)
It will be his kid or his wife probably.
Prediction: it will suck because H'Wood.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (vtNDy)
Gladiator 2 will center around Lucius, the rather fey son of Commodus
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
Umm, his kid and his wife were murdered in the movie so unless it's a heretofore unknown second family, he did travel around a lot, it's going to be some sort of prequel or depict the further adventures of the Jaiman Junsu character.
It's going to be a pile of dogshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (qxq6t)
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I think it's really a good strategy that he keeps mentioning the drug crisis. Many parents out there are personally impacted by this, and talking like this could sway the undecided type voters to his side.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (z1Dz9)
>>Really interesting point. In the speech, Trump said almost all
the illegal drugs, including (IIRC) all the heroin, comes from Mexico.
Bingo. Who is facilitating the human trafficking across the border? The same people bringing drugs across the border.
You also can't have sanctuary cities AND stop the opioid crisis.
These sanctuary cities are distribution hubs for drugs smuggled across
the border.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (W+vEI)
Most of New England can thank Lawrence, Mass. for the drug problems they have. Yes, Lawrence is a sanctuary city.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: wooga at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (n5VsB)
Put in a hydraulic ram so as to make sure everyone gets out.
We could be kind and make a land-drop-takeoff drop off.
that's always fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)
And college kids with bb guns never, ever shoot those bottles full of holes. Because that would be wrong.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (DfGpI)
[SPOILER]
Wasn't everyone dead at the end of that flick?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (pFljN)
I made the comparison it's sort of like blaming
the wife for a husband smacking her around. If the wife just fell in
line, she wouldn't get hurt, etc.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (UfkIY)
Nice. I'm using that. Thanks Blago.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (ismre)
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That attitude might lead to a shortage of bologna sammiches in this country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (CDGwz)
Softies leave water bottles out for the illegals.
Posted by: Under Fire
Salmonella would fix that.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
I made the comparison it's sort of like blaming the wife for a husband smacking her around. If the wife just fell in line, she wouldn't get hurt, etc.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (UfkIY)
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Will she be voting for the Dems. in the midterms?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (hECVl)
We're never going to get a wall built and the Border Patrol will never have the resources. We need a standing army.
All the stupid trillion dollar pieces of equipment we buy for the rest of the world, and we can't even defend our own damn border.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (UfkIY)
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How long before it's called "Trumps Auschwitz?" I say the first day we see video.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 05:18 PM (UmojF)
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Don't underestimate the psychological effect. Trump's election alone drastically cut immigration. The thought of facing a government willing to shoot one in the face for the kind of shenanigans we saw at the Mexican border a few days back will determine many more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: brak at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (VckGX)
That's why they can't allow it to develop.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)
You can thank the Democrat-Media complex since this is all their doing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: shibumi
Then I want a body count.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Oops. Forgot that.
I thought there was one that lived.
I know that's what made him turn on the Emperor.
I wish they'd just try to come up with new stuff instead of besmirch good movies with their sjw crap. (and you know that's what they'll do this time)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (yngkN)
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (oVJmc)
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Make that "Roman Empire"
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
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Wrap them in cling film, lather them up with baby oi and deliver via trebuchet...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM
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Have you ever seen one of the fish cannons they move fish over dams etc. with?
A really big one of those could really speed things up.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (pMGkg)
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Unless...it is worn as a garment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
'Leftard open borders assholes leave water bottles out for illegals'. But i get your point.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (/9p9e)
They thought it was a winning hand. Sucks to be them.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM
I had to go to the post office this morning. In the space of five minutes two people came in wanting money orders. A couple grand each. Each person carrying a fat bundle of 100's around.
WTF? Not one person wanted f_in stamps.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (URwyc)
Wasn't everyone dead at the end of that flick?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (CPS8G)
I'm guessing it will be Lucius
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
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He ways killed off in the first movie. Doesn't sound like they're bringing him back.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM (G0vdT)
.............
Maybe they can get Steven Seagal.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)
The film is perfect and has the perfect ending.
I blame TheJamesMadison for this!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (qxq6t)
Now, now no reason for that.
Unless Crowe comes back as a washed out loser who tried to kill his student and then commits suicide at the end of the film.
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (ve0bY)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:26 PM (pFljN)
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Trump is the master. Trap set. Rats take the bait.
Win/Win.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (EQwNC)
All the stupid trillion dollar pieces of equipment we buy for the rest of the world, and we can't even defend our own damn border.
Posted by: Blago
A standing army could build a wall. US Army Corps of Engineers.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (sXyKU)
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I've been saying this forever. One of their goals is to tie Trump to the division, the violence and the constant drama--even if it's the Dems who are causing it.
Sad to see that it's working with some people.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (Izzlo)
Prepare for disappointment, Joe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (yngkN)
He donated it to charity.
Anyone think Ford is going to donate any of her $1 million to charity?
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (cAnNx)
good 'ol sheriff Joe here in AZ. Tent City.
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That attitude might lead to a shortage of bologna sammiches in this country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (CDGwz)
and pink boxer shorts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (yngkN)
I couldn't get into her in the Devils Advocate because she was evil. I need to see her nekkid as a good person.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (4VAdr)
These sanctuary cities are distribution hubs for drugs smuggled across
the border.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (W+vEI)
According to the PSAs in my area, all we need to do to combat the opioid crisis is to restrict its legal and legitimate use for pain management under the care of a doctor. Recovering from surgery without effective pain management is a small price to pay.
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (4HMW8)
What you want: Revenge of Cicero
What you'll settle: The Year of Five Emperors
What you get: Elagabalus The Wonder Lesbian and her Hip Crew
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
How long before it's called "Trumps Auschwitz?" I say the first day we see video.
Posted by: shibumi
Then I want a body count.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:28 PM (ECUyd)
First reporter that does that should get a trip over to Auschwitz. Show them up close and personal what happened there. Then tattoo the most sensitive part of their body -where ever that may be -- with numbers. Return them back to the caravan camp, kick them in the ass and order them to start marching south. Don't stop heading south until you find the ocean.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Thru?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (ECUyd)
Might be some now. What it was before is people bought it through the Dark Web directly from China and they literally mailed it here. Imagine the box leaking and you're a postal worker who inhales it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (vtNDy)
I've seen the Trailer for this on PORNHUB.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (bNBW5)
A new military base that stretches across the entire southern border.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)
The GoFundMe for Kavanaugh raised about $600,000 for him.
He donated it to charity.
Anyone think Ford is going to donate any of her $1 million to charity?
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (cAnNx)
She'll need to consult with her beach friends. Last I heard, DOCTOR Ford said she couldn't figure out how to access the funds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I can imagine him stoked on crack, with a broken teleprompter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: charles w at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (U6TH0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Send all of the jihadis to San Fran.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (vtNDy)
You also can't have sanctuary cities AND stop the opioid crisis.
These sanctuary cities are distribution hubs for drugs smuggled across
the border.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:23 PM (W+vEI)
According to the PSAs in my area, all we need to do to combat the
opioid crisis is to restrict its legal and legitimate use for pain
management under the care of a doctor. Recovering from surgery without
effective pain management is a small price to pay.
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (4HMW
What the Northeast is seeing now is the addicts switching back to meth. Don't die (as easily) when they OD on meth.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
They can all live in California BUT... they can not vote in any national election and cannot get federal benefits of any kind. Ever. Any children born here, the same applies. For 10 generations.
Any violation and instant deportation/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
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How long before it's called "Trumps Auschwitz?" I say the first day we see video.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (z1Dz9)
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The free shit army doesn't like to share their free shit with an illegal foreign free shit army.
This is a winning issue for Trump.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:33 PM (EQwNC)
Not his former owner, the on who bought him and turned him into a gladiator!
Oh, wait, that won't work...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I can imagine him stoked on crack, with a broken teleprompter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (CDGwz)
I saw that. He looks like an AIDs patient.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:33 PM (4VAdr)
We're never going to get a wall built and the Border Patrol will never have the resources. We need a standing army.
All the stupid trillion dollar pieces of equipment we buy for the
rest of the world, and we can't even defend our own damn border.
Posted by: Blago
A standing army could build a wall. US Army Corps of Engineers.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (ECUyd)
Yeppers. Like Blago said. leave the troops at the border. I ha dhoped thats what the Pres. is planning.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 05:33 PM (7CM5W)
>> It'll be reimagined with a kick ass female gladiator who can take on 5 guys twice her size at the same time!
I've seen the Trailer for this on PORNHUB.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (bNBW5)
Wasn't it called Glad-He-Ate-Her?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)
401 Apparently Barry was a stuttering, unhinged mess speaking somewhere. Someone here posted the link earlier, and The One seriously looked like he was on crack. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I can imagine him stoked on crack, with a broken teleprompter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (CDGwz)
How long would it take him to notice he had been repeating the same phrase?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 01, 2018 05:30 PM (hqZPQ)
Dude. That's horrible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 05:24 PM"
So then did you drive the point home by, well, you know?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Yes, but Oliver Reed--who played him died ( in real life) while they were filming the original.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (NFEMn)
@IndieWire
#Gladiator2: Ridley Scott's Oscar Winner Is Getting a Sequel, Here are the First Details https://bit.ly/2CX3Kxx
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Agreed? WHY?!?! Ridley Scott kicked the Alien franchise to the curb to do this nothing-burger of a sequel? Sorry, there is nothing that can link this film to the other, and airy-fairy dreams about restoring the Republic mean nothing because after the death of Commodus someone jumped in to become emperor. There were emperors in Rome for about 300 more years! What sort of costume drama can be put into it? Just don't make it horribly anachronistic Antifa/SJW posturing like the Hood movie, PLEASE?!!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (pFljN)
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Only if she has a cybernetic arm.
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (CPS8G)
speaking somewhere. Someone here posted the link earlier, and The One
seriously looked like he was on crack. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I can imagine him stoked on crack, with a broken teleprompter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (CDGwz)
The video is absolutely breathtaking. He was speaking to a crowd of 500, and stammering, losing his train of thought, looked like a wasted away hot mess.
Gave me a warm, cozy feeling inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
A border incursion (Black Jack Pershing style, and young Patton was along for the ride) would solve many problems. Hawaiian judge problems.
We need to keep the off US soil, so no such Hawaiian judge can start fucking around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 05:22 PM (WMKJZ)
A live re-enactment with live ammo. I always knew the Germans would come in handy some day.
Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (Fs5vw)
That attitude might lead to a shortage of bologna sammiches in this country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:27 PM (CDGwz)
and pink boxer shorts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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So, buy bologna and cotton futures?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (r7veS)
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It will be like the Superdome in New Orleans when Katrina hit. Thousands will die!
Posted by: Shep! at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Shep! at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (z1Dz9)
speaking to a crowd of 500, and stammering, losing his train of thought,
looked like a wasted away hot mess.
Gave me a warm, cozy feeling inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
You owe it to the horde to find and post that link again.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (5jVnA)
and then emperors ruling Rome for a few more hundred.
Posted by: Justinian at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (k3+G1)
Gladiator 2: Because Everybody Likes Gladiator Movies
Posted by: wth
And Turkish prisons.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (aPsQQ)
Clearance Clarence
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 01, 2018 05:35 PM (hqZPQ)
They brought Peter Cushing back to life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (/9p9e)
Sell Puerto Rico to Cuba for a couple of boxes of Cigars and a '57 Chevy.
Posted by: hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)
Yes, but Oliver Reed--who played him died ( in real life) while they were filming the original.
I'm pretty sure the character Proximo died to, as well as Reed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (yngkN)
ah, Mexico wanted the border at the next river north of the Rio Grande (Nueces). Treaty of Gualalupe Hidalgo put it at the RG. I have no idea what the river south of the RG is, prolly an open sewer of some kind, Rio Caca
Posted by: DanMan at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (FUJZT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (ve0bY)
The Crazy Barry Obama story is at DC Whispers. With video!
/cough cocaine cough
Posted by: Shep! at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (z1Dz9)
Thanks, Shep!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:36 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (Jj+59)
Apparently Barry was a stuttering, unhinged mess speaking somewhere. Someone here posted the link earlier
It was the same worn out speech he's been giving for 12 years and it isn't cutting the mustard anymore
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Apparently Barry was a stuttering, unhinged mess speaking somewhere.
Someone here posted the link earlier, and The One seriously looked like
he was on crack. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I watched that spectacle twice. Gaylord has severe mental issues if you ask me.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM (4HMW
It's not the recovery period that is the problem. It's the continued prescribing after the recovery period. Ask Brent Farve and Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (4VAdr)
The CDC should be freaking the fuck out over this. If they cared about anything besides their sinecure, that is.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (bNBW5)
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Actually, the free shit army has a solution for this.
Print more money. That way everyone has lots of benefits. Easy peasy!
And yes, this was told to me one day. Not making it up.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)
He looked terrible. Maybe he is sick. STDs.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)
What the media wants is footage of US troops or Border Patrol "being mean" to the poor asylum seeking refugees. They want footage of some screaming little child, with a "jack booted thug" terrorizing him and his mother.
So, don't give them that opportunity. Throw the media out of the area of operations.
Now, cell phones and shit, which I'm sure they're loaded with.....
Local EMP device to take 'em out?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2018 05:31 PM
This. My wife *used* to be able to get ten tylenol-3's a year. Which I usually stole because guys who lift weights do dumb stuff which hurts like a summabitch. Pop one, nerve relaxes, pain goes away. Now she gets none.
So I lift weights less often and my BMI is bad. Though BMI is bullshit, it's a valid argument. Why does the government want our BMI so high?
Ten f_in tylenol-3's a year. Yeah, that's an opioid epidemic.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
speaking somewhere. Someone here posted the link earlier, and The One
seriously looked like he was on crack. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I can imagine him stoked on crack, with a broken teleprompter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:32 PM (CDGwz)
The video is absolutely breathtaking. He was speaking to a crowd of 500, and stammering, losing his train of thought, looked like a wasted away hot mess.
Gave me a warm, cozy feeling inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
OK, now I need to see that.
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 05:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JTinKC at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (FoSz+)
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 05:20 PM (bUjCl)
Hopefully with lengthy, gratuitous bath and strigil use scenes.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
Second Blood Part LXVII, produced by Fifth Third Bank.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (/9p9e)
Thunder Dome: Gladiator vs Predator vs Alien Xenomorph.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (yngkN)
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (k3+G1)
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (xSo9G)
Anybody got this Barry link?
Posted by: JTinKC at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (FoSz+)
Jane D'oh is like a pusher. Getting us amped up on SCOAMFanyl, then yanking out the carpet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (5jVnA)
Local EMP device to take 'em out?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Saw a YouTube link this morning for a DIY cell phone jammer. I may go back and investigate.
Doesn't seem that unpossible.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)
How do you say Zucotti Park in Honduranian?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (vtNDy)
I'm not making any of this up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JTinKC at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (FoSz+)
and then emperors ruling Rome for a few more hundred.
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That is true too.
Nobody has ever done a Belisarius movie or mini-series. That would be a good show indeed! Or just possibly a movie about Constantine the Great, who decided that Christianity was a good thing. Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (ve0bY)
Yeah, he's letting himself go grey, but to me , he just seems agitated , like he doesn't want to be bothered campaigning. His heart's not in it.
(Now contrast this to Trump)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (NFEMn)
469 By the way, I learned about the Crazy Barry clip from one of my conspiracy sites. "Godlike Productions." With 150% less ZeroHedge Jew Hate and 200% less Racism than 4chan!
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (z1Dz9)
So still a lot of jew hate and racism then?
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (cAnNx)
"On Tuesday, Gutierrez explained there have been multiple instances where migrants have been 'very violent,' while rebelling against [Mexican] border authorities.
"This comes after Mexican officials warned some migrants in Guatemala are building makeshift bombs to use against police officers guarding the border between Mexico and Guatemala."
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But yeah, we shouldn't be at all concerned about these poor, desperate folks who just want to come here and be good, hard-working, law-abiding Americans.
And if they have to blow a few cops up along the way, well that's just too bad.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (fqUgw)
You think a pervert is going to wait to get to an encampment?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (hEFSI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not making any of this up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Sounds more like a treatment for "Patton: The Prequel."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)
I'm not making any of this up.
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George S Patton, is that you?!?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (7J5t2)
give me such men as are fat
and such as sleep of nights!
yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look.
he thinks too much. such men are dangerous
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (k3+G1)
I'm not making any of this up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Do you think that might be a Jeopardy answer?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (4VAdr)
from one of my conspiracy sites. "Godlike Productions." With 150% less
ZeroHedge Jew Hate and 200% less Racism than 4chan!
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:39 PM (z1Dz9)
Thanks for the link! I just posted it up-thread.
He's seriously ill, or crazy. Reminds me of O. J. And love how he threw out the ol' "okey doke."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Gave me a warm, cozy feeling inside.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:34 PM
~~~~~
Anyone have a link for this? I could use some cheering up.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (Y274z)
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sort of making him the centurion who saw jesus.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)
Print more money. That way everyone has lots of benefits. Easy peasy!
And yes, this was told to me one day. Not making it up.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:37 PM (z1Dz9)
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I would have told them that that's not how it works (regardless of reality - lie) but that if they were getting $5,000 of free stuff and Juan illegal was getting $5,000 of free stuff that Juan illegal stole $5,000 from him and he should have received $10,000 of free shit.
Divide and conquer.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (EQwNC)
I'm not making any of this up.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
One of the deleted scenes in the original (and on the DVD) had Maximus watching Christians getting mauled by lions in the arena.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
For the Obama video
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)
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Trying to compete with Trump....not working.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Biergood at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (uGKH7)
#HowToMakeRetardsDance
Posted by: Orson at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (5MxHK)
Posted by: Barky at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
He winces and turns away in disgust.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (Y274z)
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the point to keeping them over there is that Judge Hiawaiannlethooo has no juris-my-dick-shun there
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: maybe at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (iIw4v)
This right here is why you don't want to let them get on US soil. Buffer Zone across the border. US Military owns it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
What jurisdiction does a US judge have outside the country?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (hEFSI)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (a0IVu)
One of the deleted scenes in the original (and on the DVD) had Maximus watching Christians getting mauled by lions in the arena.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
He winces and turns away in disgust.
That was probably why they deleted it.
Hollywood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (oVJmc)
For the Obama video
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Wow, he is become a parody of himself in public appearance terms. Do understand why some people say he is a strung-out cokehead.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (pFljN)
Yeah, he's letting himself go grey, but to me , he just seems agitated , like he doesn't want to be bothered campaigning. His heart's not in it.
(Now contrast this to Trump)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (NFEMn)
He's the aging football hero. When he was playing ball there was a line of the hottest women every night wanting to sleep with him. Now he still can get one or two a night but they're not quite as hot.
Obama speaking isn't getting the same media tongue bath he got when he was president so even though it's there, there aren't as many giving him that hero worship.
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (cAnNx)
I'm not making any of this up."
And then he found this box and called it a Tardis, and then he turned into a woman. Right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WisRich
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I agree...he's trying the Trump approach. Problem: He has no ammo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (CDGwz)
reincarnated, helping defend Christians facing persecution by the
Romans
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
It was actually put about and believed that partaking of transformed body and blood of Christ gave believers immortality.
I've always thought that Christ was using mushrooms or something and provided this at the Last Supper.
The formula has, of course, been lost since.
Good movie possibilities there.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (vtNDy)
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Actually, Godlike Productions is pretty safe. There are really stupid threads, but in general, they run conservative and are not really hateful.
Sample thread: "This communist NWO asshole thinks you're stupid"
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: torabora
EO - Hawaii has just been de-stated and reverted back to territory status.
Pen & phone bitchez!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Moochelle might want to remove the knives from the houses.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:44 PM (pFljN)
His presidency really was part Hollywood production/part psy-op
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (3EkGO)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Lori,
The prayer lists goes up on Wednesday in the Daily Rant. It was there this past Wednesday. It is not a separate thread, Your situation with your dear boy was listened there as well as link to your GoFundMe Site. You certainly can put your request up anywhere you want to here as long as nobody objects-and I'm not in charge. I just didn't want you to think I had forgotten about you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: RM at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (hlyYB)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:40 PM (pFljN)
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L. Sprague deCamp's "Lest Darkness Fall", if you like aternate history.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (XXadE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (dNzKv)
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Old coked up Bill Cosby? Or old coked up Red Foxx? He kind of reminds me of both of them. Maybe the body of Cosby but the look of Red Foxx.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (Izzlo)
For people supposedly walking for weeks through the desert? Should be paradise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (oVJmc)
Again, consider it an invasion. For every tunnel found, take all land in a 2mile radius to prevent future tunnels.
This was my idea for Israel, as well. They should take a square km for every missile fired. bulldoze it and move the wall.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (LWu6U)
He kind of reminds me of both of them. Maybe the body of Cosby but the
look of Red Foxx.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (z1Dz9)
Coked up O. J. Got the crazy eyes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (dNzKv)
I'm sure OWS has some gear left that didn't need to be fumigated. Well, maybe not.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 05:46 PM (hEFSI)
Trump is just scaring his supporters with brown bogeymen. They are of a singular mind.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (5jVnA)
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Judging from Ammianus, the Goths were the aggrieved party and they took their pound of flesh. A movie about that would not get made though because the SJWs wouldn't like the implied theme of letting in entire peoples inside the Roman Empire, and what followed thereafter.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:16 PM (HgMAr)
While wearing jodhpurs.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (kiSdp)
There is clearly a bit of chaos inside Mexico on this - some federal agencies tried to block the "caravan", some states/municipalities have assisted/abetted it.
Doesn't matter. If Mexico City faced an emergency (closed border, no commerce, freeze on remittances, no visas), they'd find solutions, instantly. Concentrated minds, and all that.
Pretty clear we got them to offer asylum, but that's more of a stunt to help us with our own stupid asylum procedure (makes it quicker/easier to deny). Beyond that? Since - not reported and generally not known - we have been seeing the equivalent of one current "caravan" EVERY WEEK for many months, it's long passed the time to go to the mattresses with the Mexican govt.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Desert Country Tenneesee at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (JHxwF)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
Divide and conquer.
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This is brilliant.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (z1Dz9)
Super! Let's do lunch.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 05:47 PM (vtNDy)
What I'd do is a "show of force". I'd let the Caravan and their MS-13/cartel minders running this shit show see the full might on the United States Military on display as they approached the border.
Let some F-16s buzz them. Attack helicopters popping up over the horizon like some swarm of hell spawn wasps.
Scare the shit out of them. Do some live fire test exercises quite near the caravan. Let them see the firepower of the US Military.
Now, it takes balls from a POTUS to do that. We've got one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: quilp at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 05:45 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++
Okay, y'all. It's all good now. Perfectly safe to vote Dem 'cause they promise they'll stop.
This is a lot like a kid throwing a tantrum and then promising to be good after being given a piece of candy.
Don't give Dems the candy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (I2dne)
Tents are good enough for soldiers, they're good enough for illegals.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (ECUyd)
How about fox holes?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (JHxwF)
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
I think they're being pulled at by different forces. The cartels have a strong interest in destroying the US-Mexican border, while the US Government suddenly and amazingly seems to have a strong interest in enforcing it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (5aX2M)
Also I'm taking the a rock = a gun to be a very clear statement to the troops being sent that he is not going to send them there and then leave them defenseless.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (dEQP3)
Jurisdiction in military action on foreign soil? Denied.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA)
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It's all he and they truly had.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 01, 2018 05:49 PM (pFljN)
When I lived in Tucson, they used to do this shit to us (Mtn Bikers) all the time in the Tucson Mtn Park.
You could see them laughing and smiling, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 05:50 PM (bNBW5)
Divide and conquer.
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This is brilliant.
Posted by: Shibumi
Tell them it's a pie.
If Juan Illegal gets $5k this month, you get squat.
He got your $5k. There is no $10k.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:50 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 05:50 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Biergood at November 01, 2018 05:43 PM (uGKH7)
.........
He could be in Gladiator 2, maybe as a eunuch.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 05:51 PM (hEFSI)
(Now contrast this to Trump)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 05:41 PM (NFEMn)
He was always a lazy FU*K. He had a team of handlers to make sure he got to where he was supposed to be on time (occasionally) and he liked formats where he could talk about himself. Even saving what little is left of his agenda it too much like work for Barry.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 05:51 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (zR6HB)
Posted by: Pancho and Manuel at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 01, 2018 05:53 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Tuna at November 01, 2018 05:54 PM (jm1YL)
The most striking thing about that obama video, other than his
stuttering clusterfuckedness, is that he is spouting the same talking
points that the adherents mindlessly regurgitate.
Hmmm, he's getting grey and speaks a script?
He's turning into a real live NPC?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 05:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)
I love the return of "okey doke." The only thing missing is his excellent Porky Pig impression.
Posted by: Biergood at November 01, 2018 05:55 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM
Go away asswipe. You were never humorous.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 05:55 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 05:56 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (CIhCq)
We're not depressed, we're not down, we're not staying home next Tuesday. We'll be voting and dragging anyone we know along who needs a ride and giving anyone who needs a push, a push. Your BS is wasted here, and I would imagine just about anywhere else short of daily kos.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 05:56 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:56 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: rickb223
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What is this 'tent' of which you speak?
Posted by: AF dude at November 01, 2018 05:57 PM (CDGwz)
See how the left spins that one.
Posted by: William Eaton at November 01, 2018 05:58 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:56 PM (CIhCq)
You're immaterial. Your presence shows weakness.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 05:58 PM (c0GoX)
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Actually, no, it isn't. Judges have gotten involved and told the local cities and counties that they need to find other solutions involving more permanent structures.
Saying that it's a mess is a bit of an understatement. Most of the cities (for obvious reasons) want nothing to do with the large amount of homeless that we have here. So they find excuses not to get started on "helping" with the homeless. And that means that the ones that have large concentrations staying in their city limits for one reason or another are left complaining to their county that the other cities aren't doing their share to help with the problem.
Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 05:59 PM (+fHsM)
Posted by: Tuna at November 01, 2018 05:54 PM (jm1YL)
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They will probably be using biometrics and facial recognition stuff too. That means it won't be like the old days where if you got across the border they didn't have a record on you. But with facial recognition they can pick you out of a crowd of millions.
And if caught they should never be allowed to entry the US ever again.
Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 05:59 PM (EQwNC)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 01, 2018 06:00 PM (+Q9b4)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 05:52 PM (CIhCq)
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It is always amusing to hear trump haters claim they love the country while demanding we passively stand by and allow an invasion of the country.
Real patriotism there /s.
Posted by: William Eaton at November 01, 2018 06:00 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 05:58 PM
Weakness or impotence? Because if it's the more likely impotence he needs to get on the cuck cruise ship.
As a viewer. Definitely not a do-er.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 06:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 05:48 PM
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Quonset huts. In ANWR.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 01, 2018 06:03 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 06:04 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 06:07 PM (sXyKU)
??? They're just about all Roman Catholics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)
There are some who don't consider us to be Christians.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 06:12 PM (rJD6t)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 06:15 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: AF dude at November 01, 2018 05:57 PM (CDGwz)
He said, "soldiers", not "airmen". Which we haven't been since 1947.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 06:15 PM (rJD6t)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2018 06:38 PM (bzqZP)
Posted by: vivi at November 01, 2018 06:43 PM (11H2y)
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I've read somewhere that this was a big reason why most people were rubber-stamped through Ellis Island. If they were rejected, then they had to be housed and fed until they had exhausted their available appeals, and there was only so much space there.
At any rate, I can't imagine heat is going to be a problem for tents at the border for several more months still, and the Texas tent cities they were using for teen boys (you know, the ones that were plastered all over the media for the two minutes before the next rubber chicken got launched over the dog pen) are air-conditioned.
Posted by: T.J. at November 01, 2018 06:49 PM (zLLOw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 06:53 PM (tayRE)
Katu Tur can't tell North Minestrone from South Minestrone.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (WTPWx)
NO! That one is the hole in the ground!
Posted by: K. Tur at November 01, 2018 06:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Wit's End at November 01, 2018 07:14 PM (ROYpB)
Posted by: Garbone at November 01, 2018 08:12 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Steve at November 01, 2018 08:59 PM (Dxg/P)
Posted by: obsidian at November 02, 2018 01:34 PM (7+yqP)
is witty, keep up the good work!
Posted by: parc esta at November 21, 2018 07:18 AM (CC3yf)
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