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Halloween ONT (10/31/18 )

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(Trick or Treat? And Exact Change)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.” Charles Bukowski


Quote II

“I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?” Stephanie Lennox


Quote III

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” Albert Einstein


Quote IV

For some time I have been a supporter of the Second Amendment -- intellectually. I agreed with the Founders' rationale for the right to bear arms. I even joined the NRA.

But I never bought a gun.

Although I know the basics of how to shoot, I didn't want a pistol around the house. I didn't think I needed it Roger Simon


Quote V

“We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class. We will cut through the corruption, [and] we won’t have to do what comes next, which is either a non-violent revolution or a violent one, because this has got to end,” James Cromwell


And you think we are going to sit back and take it Mr. Cromwell?

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Multiple iPhones were disabled at a hospital. The cause? A helium leak of course.

An IT worker at a medical facility made a remarkable discovery about iPhones and Apple watches earlier this month, after a freshly installed MRI machine appeared to disable every iOS device in the hospital.

As detailed in a post on the r/sysadmin subreddit, Eric Woolridge, a system administrator at Morris Hospital in Illinois, was flooded with calls on October 8 after several iPhones owned by hospital employees all stopped working for no discernible reason. At the time, the hospital was having a new MRI machine installed, which is used to make high resolution scans of the brain.


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So was your costume creepy tonight? If not here are some ideas for next year. Creepy vintage costumes.

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Robber vs. Shop Keeper, Shop Keeper 1 Robber 0 h/t ibguy


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The ONT's guess? If you attended any Halloween activities dressed as an innocuous paper bag you triggered someone or something.

Princeton University’s Undergraduate Student Government (USG) issued a checklist to students on Thursday to ensure that their Halloween costumes fostered an "inclusive experience for all students."

USG distributed its checklist to Princeton’s undergraduate students in an email obtained by Campus Reform. The email contained several questions that students were to "take some time out and ask [themselves]" before attending the Ivy League school’s annual Halloween function, dubbed "Princetoween."


F*ck off and grow up. Want to live in a perfect world? Your parents basement is calling.

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Ha. And here I thought I was a klutz. Getting one's head stuck in a pumpkin.

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My guess? Even cats don't want to live with this crazy woman.

A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist.

In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show “ITV This Morning” that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings.

Well, now she says she’s found true love with an apparition.

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NSFW


Fishermen attempting to fish and are harassed. Harassment assessed.

h/t Hank Curmudgeon


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The ONT Musical Interlude

Happy Halloween.........

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Was the Pittsburgh Shooter a blank slate? Or is the press not doing their basic function?

There has been a remarkable failure of journalism in the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. The gunman, 46-year-old Robert Bowers, remains a cipher. Except for the fact that he posted anti-Semitic rants on the Internet, worked as a truck driver and lived alone in an apartment, we know nothing about Bowers. Who are his parents? Does he have any siblings? Girlfriends? Did he have any hobbies other than hating Jews?

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Already coming to California? Illegal aliens. Next? Autonomous cars.

THE DRIVERLESS CARS cometh. Waymo just became the first company allowed to test fully self-driving cars—the kind with no carbon-based beings behind the wheel—in the state of California.

The outfit that started life as Google’s self-driving car project has been running driver-free cars in Arizona for almost a year, where the state testing rules are far more lax than in California, and where it plans to launch a commercial robo-taxi service by the end of the year. But securing the right to do the same in its home state is still a milestone, and evidence it can win over even comparatively wary regulators to the way of the robot.


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Say it aint so!!! Medical advice found on the internet is wrong, WRONG OMG!!!

In 2015, The BMJ (formerly British Medical Journal) did a thorough audit of online symptom checkers. It found that, on average, the sites listed the correct diagnosis first only about a third of the time. Carl Shen, an ophthalmology resident at McMaster University, has led a team of researchers in a small-scale follow-up looking specifically at eye health and got equally concerning results: the correct diagnoses popped up first only a quarter of the time.

The results, presented at the Annual Meeting of the American Academy of Ophthalmology this week, are early and provisional, but Dr. Shen and his team are planning a larger follow-up study. In the meantime, WebMD has done an update of its algorithm.

Vignettes of unpleasantries
To assess WebMD’s accuracy, Shen and his colleagues compiled 42 eye-health “clinical vignettes” based on the medical literature. A decidedly unpleasant vignette of someone suffering from acute angle-closure glaucoma, for instance, describes a “44-year-old woman present[ing] to ER... with severe pain around her right eye of four-hour duration... She is also nauseated and has thrown up once... Intraocular pressure is extremely elevated


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You don't have to watch it tonight. But when you have some free time I suggest that you watch Jonah Goldberg and his disgust for PDT and us. Must be a bitch going through life being oh so much better than everyone who isn't in the Faculty Lounge.

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Obviously chain saw control isn't working. But, we do have a Genius Award Winner.


OAKLAND, Calif. (KTVU) - BART has heard its fair share of stories of unusual moments on its trains, but one woman's Tweet Monday prompted BART to respond, "We've never seen anything like this before."

The woman Tweeted video to BART which showed a man holding a chainsaw, before opening another box that contained a second chainsaw.


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Missing a concert is a bummer. Missing a concert because you're admitted to hospice is worse. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Marissa English was planning to see her favorite singer Keith Urban in concert. Although she had tickets to his sold-out show at the Huntington Center in Toledo, Ohio, she was unable to attend because she was admitted to hospice care before the concert.

So, Keith came to her...


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Notice: Posted with permission by The Ace Media Empire. AceCorp, LLC is still the favorite step-child and the reason why Skipper Biff drinks.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:02 PM




Comments

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1 *BOO!*

Who wants cider?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Ha!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)

3 Happy Halloween All!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (kQs4Y)

4 st

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (dczB+)

5 Boo

Posted by: Average Guy at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (LMcFk)

6 Damn

Posted by: Average Guy at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (LMcFk)

7 The center cannot hold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM (kQs4Y)

8 Everyone still downstairs eating candy and staring at boobs

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 31, 2018 10:02 PM (3JQ/p)

9 O.N.T.!!!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 10:02 PM (2o7Th)

10 That looks like my front porch. We just got the front door painted exactly like that!
Sweet!

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:02 PM (dczB+)

11 th

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 31, 2018 10:02 PM (H5knJ)

12 Crack Some Teeth!

🎯

I will not be afraid
of ten thousands of people,
that have set themselves
against me round about.


Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God:
for thou hast smitten all mine enemies
upon the cheek bone;
thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.

Salvation belongeth unto the Lord: thy blessing is upon thy people.

Selah.

Psalm 3:6-8

Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling centered at October 31, 2018 10:03 PM (CRrup)

13 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

14 Slap!!
So was Grandpa Munster looking at a witches tit?


Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

15 Trick or Treat!

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (dczB+)

16 Princeton boys tip cows on weekends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (EZebt)

17 Hey everybody.

Playghoul

Would a magazine like that really be viable? I'd think it's hard to see 'em naked when they're already invisible...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)

18 Big bag of candy just sitting here. Should I turn on the porch light? Turn off the sprinklers?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 10:05 PM (0bu2O)

19 MisHum--I laughed like a hyena at that last picture!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

20
Waymo just became the first company allowed to test fully self-driving cars - the kind with no carbon-based beings behind the wheel - in the state of California.

I enjoyed Waymo toys when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (LsBY9)

21 This fish is my food.


Go ahead and try to deprive me of my food. Go ahead and try.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (giesC)

22 "Slap!!
So was Grandpa Munster looking at a witches tit?
"
-Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

That's cold.

Howdy, Tonypete!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

23 This is nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (7OrCI)

24
Anchors aweigh, Jonah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

"In the Navy" needs to be pinned on the Cuck's necks like an albatross.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:07 PM (f1Vqw)

25 There's gonna be a Playboy-style mag for transies, by the way.

"Plaything"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:07 PM (miE9U)

26
Al Lewis was a commie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:07 PM (LsBY9)

27 There's a cryptic pic of a vampire on every cover of Playghoul.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (giesC)

28 Thanks for the ONT, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (7OrCI)

29 Does Cromwell really think the Democrats represent the people and not the Donor Class? What an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

30 19 MisHum--I laughed like a hyena at that last picture!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT


I'm glad you did.

I've been hanging onto that one for months.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (Ss+Em)

31 Headed to watch South Park. Back in a bit, tricksters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

32 I miss Al Lewis. He seemed like the Uncle everyone wanted to have.

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (Q+Oiy)

33
MisHum--I laughed like a hyena at that last picture!
Posted by: Ladyl


I just know I've seen that one before!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

34 Al Lewis was a commie.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And Grandpa Walton was a flamer AND a communist. What the hell is wrong with actors?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:09 PM (9rIkM)

35 "We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class. We will cut through the corruption, [and] we won't have to do what comes next, which is either a non-violent revolution or a violent one, because this has got to end," James Cromwell

The funny thing is that a Trump supporter could have said that word-for-word.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

36
Al Lewis was on "Car 54, Where are You?" as well. With Fred Gwynn, too. And "Ooooh, ooooh,oooh" Toody or whatever his name was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:09 PM (f1Vqw)

37 Dear Mr. Simon.

You won't really know you need it until it's too late. Be a Boy Scout, "Be Prepared."

Posted by: geoffb at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (zOpu5)

38
The woman Tweeted video to BART which showed a man holding a chainsaw, before opening another box that contained a second chainsaw.

Maybe he was just a busker with a juggling act.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

39 Hadrian: you just killed my uncle!

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (Q+Oiy)

40 I'm glad you did.

I've been hanging onto that one for months.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (Ss+Em)


It was worth the wait! Just like your great ONTs!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

41 rickl, yup.
I am NOT defending Cromwell, but it sounds as if he was warning against that, not cheering it on.
But then I'm a Pollyanna.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (miE9U)

42 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

43 Waymo just became the first company allowed to test fully self-driving cars - the kind with no carbon-based beings behind the wheel - in the state of California.

I enjoyed Waymo toys when I was a little kid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:06 PM (LsBY9)


Waymo's trolling is terrible though.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (mS+Df)

44
Ladyl!

I didn't speak to you the other night on the ONT. Bad boy I was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (f1Vqw)

45 Alice Cooper rules.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

46 LadyL!!

Did any libs in your neighborhood knock down the kids and *redistribute* their candy?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)

47 Great ONT!!! Still under attack from little monsters and gremlins.

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (4lu7W)

48
Hadrian: you just killed my uncle!

Posted by: dimuse


The gun went off by itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (LsBY9)

49 lol


"Dad has a huge vagina."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (5jVnA)

50 Boo!

Posted by: Any Schumer at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (drBRm)

51 cosmic: Welcome to my nightmare

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (Q+Oiy)

52 "We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class. We will cut through the corruption, [and] we won't have to do what comes next, which is either a non-violent revolution or a violent one, because this has got to end," James Cromwell

The funny thing is that a Trump supporter could have said that word-for-word.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

-----------------

Yeah, this. The reason I got on the Trump train pretty early was that I realized that he would not owe the donors.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 10:12 PM (I16G8)

53 The best part of all of Dr. Phibes Rises Again, is that it ends with Vincent Price singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". As he sails off down the River of Eternity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 10:12 PM (V2Yro)

54 46 LadyL!!

Did any libs in your neighborhood knock down the kids and *redistribute* their candy?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)



LOL!!! I saw a bunch of darling kids and their parents tonight, braving the rain. Not a conservative amongst them, I'm sure!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

55 Hadrian: LOL

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:13 PM (Q+Oiy)

56 Hello hordelings! At Dr today, lady coming down the stairs with umbrella ready for the pouring rain asks, can we postpone Halloween? I said, just ignore it completely works for me. I did however give fist full of candy to nephews kids and watched original Ghostbusters on hulu. So yknow Halloween, yeh, whatevs.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 10:13 PM (myjNJ)

57 Speaking of sitcom actors... I really wish Chuck Norris could have gotten the role of Red on That 70s Show. He considered it before it went to Kurtwood Smith.

I think it would have been super-cool/funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:13 PM (miE9U)

58 The fish video dude is a Moron, 100% Oden approved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

59 Ladyl!

I didn't speak to you the other night on the ONT. Bad boy I was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (f1Vqw)




Publius! Covering you and another in prayer.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

60 Love the costumes in the last picture. Happy Halloween to the Horde, and remember that Halloween is the eve of All Saints Day!

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 31, 2018 10:14 PM (1FhAQ)

61 Fred Gwynn

Herman Munster was awesome.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:14 PM (K22Va)

62 Grandpa Walton was a Flamer?

I did not know that.

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:14 PM (dczB+)

63
My cousin, who married this Canadian gal back in '03 and ended up moving there, lives with her in this little rural town in Quebec.

He said that got 65 trick-or-treaters tonight. Apparently all the little kids in the whole town go to every house. His wife loves it. Him, well, he loves her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:14 PM (f1Vqw)

64 don't know who James Cromwell is, but I suspect the usual commie loons will be out 'mostly peacefully protesting ' the day after the election no matter who wins.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 31, 2018 10:14 PM (L01V2)

65
Storms getting ready to pass through Brazoria County.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (LsBY9)

66 Love the Moron costume!

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (apJo0)

67 Local school cancelled Halloween parties because of "feels" of three students who don't celebrate Halloween.

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (Q+Oiy)

68 >> Publius! Covering you and another in prayer.

Thank you. Pray for safe journeys too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)

69 Princeton, like many universities, seems to have a goal of training people to be whiny, blubbering crybabies.
Mis Hum is right. People who need trigger warnings and safe zones should just go home to their mommies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

70 they celebrated halloween here on sunday. i was in vegas. no shakedown this year. oh well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

71
68 >> Publius! Covering you and another in prayer.

Thank you. Pray for safe journeys too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)


Storming Heaven, I am.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

72 This was an elementary school, grades K-3

Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:16 PM (Q+Oiy)

73 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:17 PM (9Om/r)

74 My Halloween: Watched It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. Drink beer. Now watching cheesy horror movies on TCM and still drinking beer. In between, I set up an old workstation that I got when my late BiL died 4 years ago. Its been sitting around for long enough. It did boot up and it has Win 7 Ultimate. I think it has Ubuntu too. I'll get to that later. Its connected to the internet. Took a bit of trial and error but its done. Couldn't get it to connect wireless so I hooked an ethernet cable to one of the available ports in the back of my wireless router. That worked nicely.

Oops, rambled a bit. Sorry.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2018 10:17 PM (SH6RA)

75 The little kids get fistfulls of candy. No costume-wearing teens get the business and a Dum Dum.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:17 PM (5jVnA)

76 62; grandpa walton spent alot of time fucking that woodpile. total flamer commie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

77 That Brit woman's fiance dodged a bullet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

78 Halo of Flies rocks. My folks let me name our first dog Killer.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:18 PM (PUmDY)

79 Jonah Goldberg is such an advanced level POS. Can you imagine the stories his Mother told him about working on the Clinton impeachment and all that went with it?
But yeah, Donny Two Scoops is the worst.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2018 10:18 PM (f8ilN)

80 *Chavez!*

Watching South Park. We'll be back after these messages...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

81 and, the waltons sucked ass. watched it once, for about five minutes. fell into a deep coma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

82 73 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:17 PM (9Om/r)


This is the first time I had leftover candy, and I ate some of it. I'm not feeling great right now.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

83 72 This was an elementary school, grades K-3
Posted by: dimuse at October 31, 2018 10:16 PM (Q+Oiy)

That's a shame. Poor kids.

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (dczB+)

84 Looking at the Monster Mash video, it's obvious that Bobby Pickett was lip-synching to the record while making faces, which was commonplace on TV shows back then. The lip-synching part, I mean.

Less obvious, but I'd bet money that he had a green spotlight on him while he did so.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

85 So, I finally have internet back. Thank you, Fenelon, for everything.
And thank you to the Horde for being who you are.
No idea where the story goes from here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (l9m7l)

86 I'm really really not confident that any of those creepy vintage costume pictures were actually living people in halloween costumes and not postmortem memento mori stuff. At. All.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 10:20 PM (mS+Df)

87 That anti fishing guy brought the children so that he could act like an asshole, and the fishermen wouldn't be able to call him a pussy in front of the children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

88 Jonah Goldberg is turning out to be Maureen Dowd without tits

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

89 That pic of whisky and cigarettes gave me a good chuckle!

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:21 PM (vzMuS)

90 In keeping with the Halloween theme, the Library of Congress has restored the early 20th century Edison Co. production of "Frankenstein''.

http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/53161

Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (jm1YL)

91 Keith Urban>Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (w7U7L)

92 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.

Lol, I didn't even buy candy.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (K22Va)

93 > Ivy League school's annual Halloween function, dubbed "Princetoween."


I'm feeling triggered and traumatized by the idiotic term "Princetoween".

Yeah, coming up with that really signals that you're the intellectual elite, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (vOkuK)

94 If I ever had a doorbell I would want one that could be programmed with Sammy Terrys laugh.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (myjNJ)

95 That last dad picture is raising no snowflake.

Daddy issues? Not here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)

96 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673314959798272

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673395523993602

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673487874252801

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673579033255937

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673680719933440

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:23 PM (0Ntuf)

97 87 That anti fishing guy brought the children so that he could act like an asshole, and the fishermen wouldn't be able to call him a pussy in front of the children.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

I hate it when they use the kids as a shield. Man up and fight your own battles.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 31, 2018 10:23 PM (1FhAQ)

98 73 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:17 PM (9Om/r

Sucks to be you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:23 PM (Ss+Em)

99 Canceling Halloween . . . that's the left in a nutshell: all should be equally miserable, even if much misery is voluntarily chosen by a small subset of the population.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (H5knJ)

100
Halle Berry at 52:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6338539

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (f1Vqw)

101
Yeah, coming up with that really signals that you're the intellectual elite, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The higher the tuition, the more intellectually elite the university.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (LsBY9)

102 > grandpa walton spent alot of time fucking that woodpile. total flamer commie.

Indeed he was. He was on the Hollywood blacklist for a while. Deservedly so.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (vOkuK)

103 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673771908284417

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673876644212742

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057673971125108736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057674071448715264

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1057674158279192576

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (0Ntuf)

104 Never saw the Waltons, not even one time.

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM (vzMuS)

105 91, example? Not familiar.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

106 81 and, the waltons sucked ass. watched it once, for about five minutes. fell into a deep coma.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:19 PM (KP5rU)


It was originally a Christmas special, which was excellent. I think it was called "The Homecoming". The series was developed from that.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

107 John Boy was a very sensitive young man. That mole on his face was distracting.

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:25 PM (dczB+)

108 Father and son Moron costume pair win the contest.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:25 PM (pFljN)

109 92 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.

Lol, I didn't even buy candy.
Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (K22Va

We knew we wouldn't have the little bastards coming to our house.
I lost the fight about buying candy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:26 PM (Ss+Em)

110 If the Jersey legislature had balls and was conservative they'd change the name of Princeton to Jersey WShores State University

Posted by: geoffb at October 31, 2018 10:26 PM (zOpu5)

111
The Left's problem with McCarthyism and blacklists is that they weren't running them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (LsBY9)

112 A couple of thought on the iPhone/helium incident.

1. For Apple to make products that are fatally vulnerable to a commonly used, odorless, and tasteless industrial gas is totally negligent. There should be a class-action suit begun.

2. Large commercial and/or institutional users of helium should have helium recovery systems in place. There is not an unlimited supply of the stuff. Installations that waste vast quantities to the atmosphere are not doing themselves, or anyone else a lot of good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (KHhgg)

113 I think you guys had the last picture in the halloween thread last year. It cracked me up then as much as it did now. Thanks.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (cCxiu)

114 I think I would have hooked the fish liberator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

115 Another Halloween performance for the Alice Cooper fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz0lXNNkqac

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (pFljN)

116 That anti fishing guy brought the children so that
he could act like an asshole, and the fishermen wouldn't be able to call
him a pussy in front of the children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:21 PM (+lVUW)


I still would have called him a pussy. Eh, who am I kidding, I would have called him worse than that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:28 PM (9Om/r)

117 Story at Fox News that Cromwell is walking back his remarks from yesterday or so. He said he personally is a pacifist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

118 > John Boy was a very sensitive young man.

Yeah, was kinda shocked when it turned out that the actor was actually straight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (vOkuK)

119 >> John Boy was a very sensitive young man

He was. But it was Jim-Bob I was really worried about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (f1Vqw)

120 Ahoy!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (CLcKT)

121 Karl Urban > Keith Urban

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

122 And autonomous cars are just plainly a bad idea. I, personally, would not condemn anybody who sabotaged them, as long as no passengers were hurt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (KHhgg)

123 -
--
Never saw the Waltons, not even one time.


Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM

--------------------

You lucky dirty-word dirty-word dirty-word.
Treacle porn.


Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (RVcmP)

124 Every interview I've seen with Alice Cooper gives me the impression that he's the nicest, most down to earth rocker ever.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (0Ntuf)

125 113 I think you guys had the last picture in the halloween thread last year. It cracked me up then as much as it did now. Thanks.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (cCxiu)


Nope, not on my watch.


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/372272.php#372272

And FFS don't comment on old threads.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (Ss+Em)

126 Urban Guerilla > Urban Renewal

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (l9m7l)

127 Johnny Cab!

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (yQpMk)

128 113 I think you guys had the last picture in the halloween thread last year. It cracked me up then as much as it did now. Thanks.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 31, 2018 10:27 PM (cCxiu)


It's an oldie but goodie.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

129 Mis Hum, I love the picture at the end. We have an old photo from the late fifties of my brother in his diaper, standing there with a fedora on his head, a cigar in his mouth, and a beer bottle in his hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

130
And autonomous cars are just plainly a bad idea. I, personally, would
not condemn anybody who sabotaged them, as long as no passengers were
hurt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (KHhgg)


Its a seriously stoooopid bad idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (9Om/r)

131
There is not an unlimited supply of the stuff. Installations that waste vast quantities to the atmosphere are not doing themselves, or anyone else a lot of good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


My understanding is that fracked natural gas contains much less helium than that from larger pools.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)

132 Does Cromwell really think the Democrats represent the people and not the Donor Class? What an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

If there is any politician in the USA who does not represent the donor class, that man is Donald Trump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (KHhgg)

133 "Thank you. Pray for safe journeys too."
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)

Done and done.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (Ckg4U)

134 Cold front is passing through and the outside temps are falling. Only one kid for ToT - must have dashed up and down the block in between rain showers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (QLvwG)

135 IIRC, wasn't the government stockpiling helium for years for use in airships? Then they started selling off the stockpile (because, no blimps) and around 10 or 15 years ago, I remember an article about the reserve running low and people worried the price of helium would skyrocket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (7OrCI)

136 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)


It is horrible how we were brought up wasn't it?

/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (Ss+Em)

137 So was Grandpa Munster looking at a witches tit?

Evening Horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)



That's cold.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (mUa7G)

138
Keith Urban > Urban Meyer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (xOANs)

139 34 Al Lewis was a commie.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And Grandpa Walton was a flamer AND a communist. What the hell is wrong with actors?
Posted by: Tonypete



Grandpa Walton was a PEDO-flamer and a communist but sure, lets all sit around and listen to the wordz of our Hollywood Betters. {spit}

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (SH6RA)

140 Yeah, good 'ole Grandpa. Lets just say I know how Harvey's ficus feels.

Posted by: John Boy's Facial Mole at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (giesC)

141 Elected is still a relevant song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)

142 I'd pay good money to have watched that PETArd to have tried that fish stunt on anyone here in the ONT.

Comedy GOLD, Jerry!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

143 Internet medical advice isn't 100%. I don't doubt that a bit. What I do doubt is that a random MD would be statistically better.

Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (RVcmP)

144 Urban Meyer > Urban Youth

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

145 We knew we wouldn't have the little bastards coming to our house.

I lost the fight about buying candy.

I hope the reason is you moved way back onto a nice big lot too far for the kids to walk to. Candy you can sneak.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (K22Va)

146 111
The Left's problem with McCarthyism and blacklists is that they weren't running them.
===
The Left was afraid it was working too well.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (pFljN)

147 Oscar Meyer > Urban Meyer

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

148 "We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing." Charles Bukowski

I see Bukowski was an atheist, and so am I. And I'm not exactly sure why the certainty of annihilation ("That alone ...") should make us love each other. It's always caused me to feel nihilism, alienation and callousness, since why does an "other" (or me) or anything matter if everything will eventually be annihilated and it will be as if it never existed? "But what about your impact on the future ...?" It's nothing, since the human race will one day will go extinct as well.

Sentimental atheists who claim this never show their reasoning. Come on, man up Mr. Bukowski. Bertrand Russell was at least brave enough to own up to the implications of this worldview.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 10:34 PM (/qEW2)

149 Boo!
Posted by: Any Schumer at October 31, 2018 10:11 PM (drBRm)


So who here has heard that iconic picture of Amy Schumer at the Kavanaugh hearing being described as, "Amy holding up an imaginary bag of McDonalds and daring anyone to take it from her"?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2018 10:34 PM (mUa7G)

150
Wasn't there a story a while back about some AIs were getting better at diagnosis than human doctors?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:34 PM (f1Vqw)

151 Oscar Madison >> Oscar Mayer

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 10:34 PM (QLvwG)

152 Sid Meier > Meyer Lansky

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 10:34 PM (mS+Df)

Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2018 10:35 PM (nmwc5)

154 29 Does Cromwell really think the Democrats represent the people and not the Donor Class? What an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac


They take as much money from "big business" as the republicans. Hell, Hillary took money from Goldman Sachs in every way she could think of, speaking fees, campaign donations, and donations to the "foundation". Even Chelsea got a huge speaking fee from them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

155 Urban Faber > Urban Renewal

Posted by: Furious George at October 31, 2018 10:35 PM (rDq8D)

156 just sell autonomous cars in commiefonia. put the fucking phone down and drive, monkeyboy. snowflake fucks are really stretching my patience. assholes. "driving a car is hard." then stay fucking home, asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

157
Satellite signal went out. Now I can't watch non-stop political commercials!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (LsBY9)

158 145 We knew we wouldn't have the little bastards coming to our house.

I lost the fight about buying candy.

I hope the reason is you moved way back onto a nice big lot too far for the kids to walk to. Candy you can sneak.
Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:33 PM (K22Va)


500' driveway with a section of about 50' or so with ankle deep water on it. Too much rain this fall. Way too much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (Ss+Em)

159 Sammy Terry is on YouTube! !!! Yay!!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (myjNJ)

160 I knew Harvey.

Posted by: Cindy Crawford's Facial Mole at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (giesC)

161 Keith Urban>Alice Cooper.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 31, 2018 10:22 PM (w7U7L)

If Keith Urban is a country singer, then if there is not a hip-hop "singer" called Keith Rural, there jolly well should be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (KHhgg)

162 Well, it's official.

My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.

She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

163 Faber College >> Urban Faber

Knowledge is Good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (QLvwG)

164 156 just sell autonomous cars in commiefonia. put the fucking phone down and drive, monkeyboy. snowflake fucks are really stretching my patience. assholes. "driving a car is hard." then stay fucking home, asshole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

So Sconnie boy, tell us how you really feel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (Ss+Em)

165 Story at Fox News that Cromwell is walking back his remarks from yesterday or so. He said he personally is a pacifist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:29 PM (miE9U)

-------------

He made himself perfectly clear. He would not mind one bit if violence were done to Conservatives. He may not engage in it, because big pussy, but he is a pacifist in the way that Pelosi is a moderate. Phuch him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (I16G8)

166 I also knew Harvey.

Posted by: Robert DeNiro's Facial Mole at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (giesC)

167 73 Another halloween, another year of no kids, another year of munching the candy I didn't give out.
=======
Yeah in a lot of neighborhoods (like ours) the kids go to costume parties and get their treats there. They don't go begging door to door any more, and I miss them. Of course, this would have been a low turnout year anyway, due to all the rain.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pFljN)

168 OK, Ill call it 40-45 kids so far here in our little town north of Seattle, The angelic ones, the grumpy ones, the shy ones, the entitled ones, the whole human panorama.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (CeJUf)

169 No T-or-Ts this year. It's probably the heads keeping them away. Sometimes I go to far with the decorations. I'm the first to admit it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

170 Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

I am so sorry that the left has infected your daughter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (5jVnA)

171 123. even to a kid it seemed super phony

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (vzMuS)

172 Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

Oh my, that's horrible and really sucks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (Ss+Em)

173 Another holiday-relevant song, this time from talented funny man Jim Stafford.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB0SxXTR_UI

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (pFljN)

174 162 Well, it's official.

My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.

She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

I am very sorry to hear this. My DIL is a liberal and we have had a very rocky relationship.
My son finally put his foot down and things are civil, but she & I will never be close.

Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (dczB+)

175 Urban Drew>Urban Faber

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (w7U7L)

176
Elected is still a relevant song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice

Posted by: Don E. Twoscoops at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (aKsyK)

177 Oscar the grouch = Oscar Madison

Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (drBRm)

178 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

Sorry to hear that SMH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (7OrCI)

179
Urban II > Urban Faber

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:39 PM (LsBY9)

180 Arizona Senate:

Martha McSally (R) 52% (+7)
Kyrsten Sinema (D) 45%

@OHPredictive
/
@abc15
10/22-23
(link: http://bit.ly/2OchC93) bit.ly/2OchC93 #AZsen

Posted by: Ha at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (MAstk)

181 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.

Nothing says "grown up" more than weaponizing the kids...

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (LOq4H)

182 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

That is a terrible and awful thing. Kids need a break from parents too and grandparents are nothing but love. So sorry for you all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (QLvwG)

183 Faber College >> Urban Faber



Faber is a fake movie college, like Villanova and Temple.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (yQpMk)

184 Ill call it 40-45 kids so far here in our little town north of Seattle, The angelic ones, the grumpy ones, the shy ones, the entitled ones, the whole human panorama.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 10:38 PM (CeJUf)

We had about that many so far. Some repeat lazy bastards.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (5jVnA)

185 people worried the price of helium would skyrocket.

It ballooned.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (Ndje9)

186 500' driveway with a section of about 50' or so with ankle deep water on it. Too much rain this fall. Way too much.

Well, that'll keep the little bastards out, lol. I think we both had more than usual precip. Maybe the snow will be lighter.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (K22Va)

187 87 That anti fishing guy brought the children so that he could act like an asshole, and the fishermen wouldn't be able to call him a pussy in front of the children.

Take delight in knowing that this guy is always hysterical and will probably die an early death, not by being fed his teeth, but from the anger, hatred and bitterness that obviously consumes his blackened soul.

His spawn will likely need life-long counseling and anti anxiety medication.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (lD3vL)

188 Were I one of those fishermen being harangued by those veganites, I'd have ripped of that fish's head off and guzzled its blood right then and there in front of them...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (CLcKT)

189 Urban was driven out of rhe sec by CNS.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

190 I'm sorry to hear that, SMH.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

191 "We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low."

They will probably come see you on the sly.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (giesC)

192 Driverless cars are no doubt a dream invention for car bomb makers or jihadists who want to keep running down pedestrians even with hundreds of rounds shot into the car.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)

193 Halloween disappointment.

Milady and I were supposed to go down to Mom's house tonight to deal with the little beggars, but Milady is under the weather, so we had to cancel.

Mom can't get up and answer her door, at least not for a caravan of trick-or-treaters, so she thought she would have to just leave the lights off. She usually gives out a couple of dozen great little bags of mixed candy.

So what about all this candy?

She hit upon a solution.

That pic up top is actually my mom's front door.

Posted by: mindful webworker - trick or treacle at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (CRrup)

194 In that last pic, if they had two ladies dressed as hookers to finish the scene, you might have a country song. Something like 'cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women. . . .'

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)

195 162 Well, it's official.

My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.

She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

That's really shitty. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

196
Driverless cars are no doubt a dream invention for car bomb makers or jihadists who want to keep running down pedestrians even with hundreds of rounds shot into the car.
Posted by: kbdabear


I wonder if they're programmed to be immobile if they don't sense a weight in the seat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

197 162. I'm going to pray for you guys right now. Don't worry, you will get thru this trial SMH

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:43 PM (vzMuS)

198 Driverless cars are no doubt a dream invention for car bomb makers or jihadists who want to keep running down pedestrians even with hundreds of rounds shot into the car.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)


Will still need armor to protect power supply and drive train though.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 31, 2018 10:43 PM (1g7ch)

199 The Real Rape Culture

Channeling the Bill Clinton position on Feminism, a Leftist protester said that he not only had the right to touch a woman without her consent, but could throw her to the ground and rape her!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=15011

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 31, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

200 168 OK, Ill call it 40-45 kids so far here in our little town north of Seattle, The angelic ones, the grumpy ones, the shy ones, the entitled ones, the whole human panorama.
===
Glad to hear someone is having a Halloween night like it's supposed to be. The absence of beggars makes me more sad for auld lang syne since the diabetes hit and I could no longer scarf the leftovers, had to enjoy it vicariously. Now that's gone too.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:44 PM (pFljN)

201 Happy Halloween!

Here is the silent classic, "Phantom of the Opera"

http://politicalhat.com/?p=15060

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 31, 2018 10:44 PM (itfg0)

202 SMH, prayers.

How old are the kids? You might be able to still communicate with them online, on the down low. I'd assume your daughter is too busy with her nutbar "white magic" to pay much attention to their online accounts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)

203 The United States had the largest stockpile of helium in the world during the 1930s, which is why German airships like the Hindenburg used hydrogen.

But the use of helium still didn't keep the American airships Shenandoah, Akron, and Macon from all crashing during storms.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

204 Were I one of those fishermen being harangued by those veganites, I'd have ripped of that fish's head off and guzzled its blood right then and there in front of them...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 31, 2018 10:40 PM (CLcKT)

*swims away*

Posted by: Surfperch at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (2m1vT)

205 > Urban II > Urban Faber

Urban Faber > Eberhard Faber

And Everhard Favor would be a great name for a male porn star.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (vOkuK)

206 My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.

She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

I'm sorry to hear this. Aren't there grandparents rights to see their grandkids? I remember reading something about it.

Being a grandpa myself I will be praying for you.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (drBRm)

207 Calm Mentor, no argument from me. I think a lot of these self-styled pacifist lefties are really the types who secretly want violence, but don't want to get their hands dirty themselves.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (miE9U)

208 She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

Would have been much better if you muttered something about seeing the attorney to have your Will modified.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (lD3vL)

209 *swims away*

Posted by: Surfperch at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (2m1vT)


*fish hooks Surfperch*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (5jVnA)

210
I'm sorry, SMH. I can relate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (LsBY9)

211 I would given the fish lover a throat punch and thrown him off the bridge. "Get my fish asshole"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (bML9A)

212
She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)



If your daughter is an otherwise reasonable person, she will soon realize the huge benefit to her children of having grandparents in their lives.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

213 BDB is a very great lp.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (PUmDY)

214 I despise the left.

Not very Christian of me, I know, but I'm praying for a change of heart.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (pQrYJ)

215 Beartooth, there was actually a case brought ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT in the 1970s/80s by Gary Troxell, who was also... I'm not kidding... the lead singer of The Fleetwoods, back in the late 1950s and early 1960s.

It came down that... grandparents have no rights at all with regard to visitation or say about raising the kids. IMHO a bad ruling.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (miE9U)

216 SMH- Our son has not spoken to us since the election. He and his wife are completely brainwashed Demoncrats. They came to my fathers funeral but refused to speak to anyone. I didn't want them there but husband insisted. It was difficult at first, but I know that he would hunt us down is that is what the Dems wanted.

Posted by: Abby at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (aDCe+)

217 > Would have been much better if you muttered something about seeing the attorney to have your Will modified.

Or just do it and don't mutter anything. Let it come as a surprise.

You can set up a trust for the grandkids if you want, and mommy won't be able to touch it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (vOkuK)

218
Here is the silent classic, "Phantom of the Opera"

http://politicalhat.com/?p=15060
Posted by: The Political Hat


That's on Comet at 1:30

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (aKsyK)

219 Of course, this would have been a low turnout year anyway, due to all the rain.

Two years ago, when I started keeping track of how candy/chips I gave out to keep from overbuying, I gave away 67 pieces.

Then last year it rained, and this year it rained. Only dropped to 53 last year, mainly because I encouraged the kids to take more. This year it was down to 38 pieces. Anyone want Snickers and Doritos?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (2lndx)

220 SMH, soon, your grandchildren will ask their mom, "Where's Grandma?" You have made enough of an impression on them, they won't forget you. It won't be easy. But, it will work itself out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

221 Evening, everyone!

Are we still discussing IC's tits?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (SgjGX)

222 My understanding is that fracked natural gas contains much less helium than that from larger pools.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)

Helium is the product of the breakdown of radioactive minerals, mainly found in primary igneous rock. When rock of that nature occurs as the basement to oil and gas reservoirs, some helium may leak into those reservoirs, and be recovered with the gas. Texas was the world's primary source for about a century. I think the Texas wells producing helium have now been all shut in, and all the world's helium now comes from the U.S. Strategic Helium Reserve, which was set up when airships were still a thing.

When that reserve is depleted, helium will become very scarce and expensive. Now, market forces will eventually correct that, but there will be pain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (KHhgg)

223 Hat, several nights ago watched the restored 1929 version of the Lon Chaney Phantom of the Opera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (V9pqX)

224 Sorry to hear that SMH! {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (apJo0)

225 Is Urban Outfitters still an ongoing concern? Local one closed here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

226 Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (pFljN)

--------------

Dude. Tinyurl is both your and the blogs friend.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (I16G8)

227 "(The Waltons) was originally a Christmas special, which was excellent. I think it was called "The Homecoming".

Yes, that movie is still one of my holiday faves. The kids are all played by the same actors who were in the series, but some of the adults in the cast are different: Patricia Neal is the mother, Edgar Bergen is Grandpa Walton and Andrew Duggan (one of those ubiquitous 60s-70s era character actors) is the dad.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (9WuX0)

228 209 *swims away*

Posted by: Surfperch at October 31, 2018 10:45 PM (2m1vT)


*fish hooks Surfperch*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:46 PM (5jVnA)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS FLOUNDER, WHICH IS A TYPE OF FISH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (2m1vT)

229 194 In that last pic, if they had two ladies dressed as hookers to finish the scene, you might have a country song. Something like 'cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women. . . .'
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 10:42 PM (Y8PSl


I believe there is a Status Quo song about that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (Ss+Em)

230 222 Evening, everyone!

Are we still discussing IC's tits?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (SgjGX)

Boobs are never OT.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (7OrCI)

231 75 The little kids get fistfulls of candy. No costume-wearing teens get the business and a Dum Dum.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


I don't mind when older kids trick or treat because I figure that there are a lot worse things they could be doing. Also, I don't get that many trick or treaters so I'm just glad to be able to give out candy. I had 35 this year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

232 I'm sorry SMH. My sil kept my 4 nieces away from my ma years ago. She's sorry now but it's hard to have sympathy.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 10:50 PM (K22Va)

233 Will still need armor to protect power supply and drive train though.

One would also have to hack the software sufficiently to alter the recognition/reaction algos such where, instead of avoiding pedestrians and sidewalks, the vehicles would target them.

Those who would want to convert autonomous cars to do this definitely don't have the skills to write that code.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:50 PM (lD3vL)

234 I seem to remember about 25 years ago that there was supposed to be a revival of airships. Never happened.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

235 Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (pFljN)

Thanks for the BJ.

Posted by: The Margins at October 31, 2018 10:51 PM (2m1vT)

236 Not very Christian of me, I know, but I'm praying for a change of heart.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:47 PM (pQrYJ)



It's very loving and optimistic of you to pray that your daughter has a change of heart! Hope things change in your favor soon!

Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2018 10:51 PM (nmwc5)

237 SMH......
Three or four days of kids constantly whining and crying for Grandma can be a game changer. Give it time, she will likely come around. Prayers for you.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 10:51 PM (myjNJ)

238 230: Pretty sure Status Quo has a song about everything. Damn, alot of people ripped off their music.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

239
Those who would want to convert autonomous cars to do this definitely don't have the skills to write that code.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


What makes you think that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:52 PM (aKsyK)

240 So in the end I ended up with about a dozen urchins in costume this year. Most of the kids in the area are from the near by base so year to year it can vary wildly.

Last year I had zero, the year before more then fifty.
This year around twelve total and most where very small (between 4 and 7 years old I would guess) and came by car all after sunset with parents with very neat haircuts.

Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 10:52 PM (CGfsq)

241
That camera recording the fishermen needed to be seized and thrown in the water - far, far into the water. "Record this, you meddlesome twat!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2018 10:52 PM (pNxlR)

242 Hello Hooray is how to open an album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (PUmDY)

243 I had 35 this year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)


I give teens the business to let them know the expectations of a civil society. They still get candy. But they get to know that with a costume and effort, there would be roughly 5x the candy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (5jVnA)

244 I got sucked into some youtube rabbit hole not too long ago and found that Glen Campbell and Alice Cooper were friends. they golf together and one day Glen was speeding and a red light camera caught a pic of Glen and Alice. Apparently that one ended up in a place of honor in the police precinct.

Posted by: lurker at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (e1wJ5)

245 I'm feeling triggered and traumatized by the idiotic term "Princetoween".

Yeah, coming up with that really signals that you're the intellectual elite, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


They had to turn it into a Princeton event, so that they could ruin everyone's fun with their political correctness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

246 243; THIS!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

247 1 *BOO!*
Who wants cider?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:01 PM

Me Me! all i've got is anchor steam & i'm down to my last one!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (7KYil)

248 > Every interview I've seen with Alice Cooper gives me the impression that he's the nicest, most down to earth rocker ever.

Also a solid Republican, although (unlike most of the lefties) he keeps politics mostly out of his music.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (vOkuK)

249 Are we still discussing IC's tits?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 10:48 PM (SgjGX)



Pics!!! Must have pics. Because science or something.....

Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (nmwc5)

250
Jonah G is going through "the change".

It afflicts all dudes with manginas, eventually.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

251 Sorry to hear that SMH, I hope your daughter grows up before doing permanent harm to all involved.

A 'perfect life' she wants is what you said. Am reminded of Mark Twain's response to an English Utopian extolling all the virtues of such a place, "sounds like a bunch of cows after the last coyote's been shot."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (V9pqX)

252 That James Cromwell is a real tough guy. For an actor, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (32dNJ)

253 -
--
Grandpa Walton was a PEDO-flamer and a communist but
sure, lets all sit around and listen to the wordz of our Hollywood
Betters. {spit}


Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2018 10:32 PM

-------------------------

That fact and his role in Jeremiah Johnson is what really made me understand that evil does not always or even usually present itself as such. Also, that people who propagate evil can be right about some things (e.g. Hitler saying 2+2=4) or perhaps do things that I admire (such as Geer's Bear Claw). None of that should stop a person from recognizing evil when we see it.

Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 10:55 PM (RVcmP)

254 I just finished watching that restoration of the 1910 "Frankenstein'' again. Is very short. Link up thread. It's kind of mind blowing that it's over 100 years old. Special effects and all.

Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 10:55 PM (jm1YL)

255 SMH...
Prayers up, darlin'. "Stubborn" can leave a stain.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (Ckg4U)

256 >> Aren't there grandparents rights to see their grandkids?

Very, very little. Absent some special factors, there is no granparental rights.

While SMH's situation is an example of it being abused greatly, and in a spiteful way meant to punish her, we do pretty much want it to be parents who make the call.

One typical situation were it's a good thing to keep the grandparent away is a narcissist grandparent, for example. And the abusive situations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (f1Vqw)

257
That, that CHILD is dressed as a cigarette pack!!!????

Reeeereeeeereeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (pNxlR)

258 Pics!!! Must have pics. Because science or something.....
Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (nmwc5)


If we're good boys and girls and vote to keep the blue wave down next Tuesday...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (SgjGX)

259 194 In that last pic, if they had two ladies dressed as hookers to finish the scene, you might have a country song. Something like 'cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild women. . . .'
====
Ask and ye shall receive, with the Muppets again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkT5J2C8IVs

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (pFljN)

260 The VH1 Behind the Music episode about Alice Cooper is awesome.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (giesC)

261 I believe there is a Status Quo song about that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (Ss+Em)


The best Quo is no Quo. There, I said it. Now let's talk about some real rock bands, like 'Bubble Puppy' (who actually made The Dick Clark Show, with people being confused as to how to dance to their 'hit').

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (Y8PSl)

262 Is Urban Outfitters still an ongoing concern? Local one closed here.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

CAIR is buying them up, and they will reopen as "Turban Outfitters".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (KHhgg)

263 What makes you think that?

Because the AI logic doesn't have sections identified as "AvoidPedestrianLogic" or "DontJumpSidewalk".

Machine Learning algorithms rely heavily on training data, and the "training" would probably involve many hours of driving over people and jumping sidewalks in order to establish the data sets.

But lets say that they managed to accomplish that, the car wouldn't even leave the parking area before targeting and chasing down the co-conspirators.

How do you provide the training data to avoid some people yet run over others?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:57 PM (lD3vL)

264 God, I feel so strong.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

265 "Me Me! all i've got is anchor steam & i'm down to my last one!"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 10:53 PM (7KYil)

*pours cider through USB port*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

266 253 That James Cromwell is a real tough guy. For an actor, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 31, 2018 10:54 PM (32dNJ)


Rollo... Tomassi...

Posted by: Jack Vincennes at October 31, 2018 10:58 PM (itfg0)

267 Best treat ever, thanks be to God, from whom all blessings flow, my (second) Social Security medical disability case was decided in my favor (this time).
I will never be able to convey what it has been like living in this limbo for five years while the deaconess has struggled to keep us going, mainly because every day, in spite of my faith struggle God has blessed our need, down to specific items at the foodbank and gifts.
Thanks for the prayers over the years.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 31, 2018 10:59 PM (yScAF)

268 Those who would want to convert autonomous cars to do this definitely don't have the skills to write that code.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:50 PM (lD3vL)

Yeah, riiight.

Posted by: Bangladeshi H1B employed by Waymo, about to go jihadi at October 31, 2018 10:59 PM (KHhgg)

269 117 Story at Fox News that Cromwell is walking back his remarks from yesterday or so. He said he personally is a pacifist.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Instead of pushing the idea of revolution and blood in the streets, why doesn't he just threaten to move to Canada, with all the other liberal actors who don't think Mexico is white enough to suit them?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

270
Is Urban Outfitters still an ongoing concern? Local one closed here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (PUmDY)



CAIR is buying them up, and they will reopen as "Turban Outfitters".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (KHhgg)

We'll pick them up for a song and rename it 'Bourbon Outfitters.'

Posted by: Jim Beam and Co. at October 31, 2018 10:59 PM (QLvwG)

271 MisHum, could you please fix that phuched up post at #214 from exdem please? Otherwise, the blog will be borked all night. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 11:00 PM (I16G8)

272 1) I saw Al Lewis' nightclub routin in Chicago, 15 years or so after The Munsters went off the air. His act was "very Catskills." Very Member of the Tribe. He seemed old & tired.

2) I met Alice Cooper once-- the only celebrity I ever interacted with. He came in because he wanted to press charges against a drunk who had assaulted him in a hotel elevator in St. Louis. He was normal as hell. A golfer & Phoenix restauranteur. I asked him if he brought the snake with him? He said, "Yeah... I get that a lot."

Posted by: strawdog at October 31, 2018 11:00 PM (Cssks)

273 Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 10:56 PM (Y8PSl)

There you said it, lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:00 PM (Ss+Em)

274 228 "(The Waltons) was originally a Christmas special, which was excellent. I think it was called "The Homecoming".

Yes, that movie is still one of my holiday faves. The kids are all played by the same actors who were in the series, but some of the adults in the cast are different: Patricia Neal is the mother, Edgar Bergen is Grandpa Walton and Andrew Duggan (one of those ubiquitous 60s-70s era character actors) is the dad.
Posted by: Secret Square at October 31, 2018 10:49 PM (9WuX0)


It's been ages since I saw it, and I didn't remember about the cast differences, except for Patricia Neal.

Also, it was written by Earl Hamner, Jr., who years earlier wrote the classic Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt", about an old hunter and his hound dog walking down Eternity Road looking for Heaven.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (sdi6R)

275 SMH
That's simply awful. I hope and pray she grows out of her own delusions.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (6aePf)

276 Sooner Dooper Alice Cooper is a great doc.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (PUmDY)

277 How do you provide the training data to avoid some people yet run over others?



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 10:57 PM (lD3vL)


May I suggest the historical record Death Race 2000?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (QLvwG)

278 I seem to remember about 25 years ago that there was supposed to be a revival of airships. Never happened.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 10:50 PM (aKsyK)

The idea of airships is very alluring. Who would not like to ride in one, dining on fine food, watching the world glide by beneath you as you float along?

The practicalities, though, are daunting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (KHhgg)

279
How do you provide the training data to avoid some people yet run over others?

Hadrian Associates is working on that now.

Safe: puppies, cute kids, kindly grandmas.

Doomed: up-talkers, Antifa, guys with skinny jeans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (LsBY9)

280 Urban Sombrero > Umbrella.

Posted by: Barry Ubama at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (giesC)

281 I would have more confidence in automated cars if either smart phone navigation systems or NPCs from video games could be made to understand the concept of water.

Getting told to turn while on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge was rather disconcerting.

Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (CGfsq)

282
Also safe: Czech hotties.

And all other East European hotties.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (f1Vqw)

283
The idea of airships is very alluring. Who would not like to ride in one, dining on fine food, watching the world glide by beneath you as you float along?

The practicalities, though, are daunting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The revival was supposed to be for freight hauling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

284 Anyone want Snickers and Doritos?

Sounds like a solid Food Thread!

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (OiC69)

285 Karl Urban > Urban Outfitters

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (rnAwa)

286 Long before Status Quo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEpHeAeI4U

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:04 PM (KHhgg)

287 I was in Baraboo,WI last week and ordered a pizza with sausage and veggies. I hope Wisconsin never changes.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2018 11:04 PM (K22Va)

288 Bangladeshi H1B employed by Waymo, about to go jihadi

This is going to sound racist, but I have performed far too many rescue missions where companies thought that they would save some cash and have H1Bs perform the work and ended up with an empty budget, code that doesn't work, and missing the market window by a half a year or more.

Some cultures just don't have the chops, and the very, very few people in the world who can do this probably don't write any production code, they work at a much higher conceptual level, write PoCs at most and have a team of engineers actually do nearly all of the heavy lifting.

This isn't like Hollywood were some mastermind malevolent genius sits in a darkened basement and cranks out the sort of solutions that would do this thing.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 11:05 PM (lD3vL)

289 "Hadrian Associates is working on that now.
Safe: puppies, cute kids, kindly grandmas.
Doomed: up-talkers, Antifa, guys with skinny jeans.
"
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 11:01 PM (LsBY9)

Slapweasel Industries can provide software upgrades, such as "Man-Bun", "Stupid Hat" and "Vile, Simpering Dickhead".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)

290 Also safe: Czech hotties.

And all other East European hotties.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (f1Vqw)


You looking for wife? I clean (out your bank account) real good.

Posted by: East European Hotties at October 31, 2018 11:05 PM (Y8PSl)

291 The idea of airships is very alluring. Who would not like to ride in one, dining on fine food, watching the world glide by beneath you as you float along?
The practicalities, though, are daunting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The revival was supposed to be for freight hauling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (aKsyK)


I identify as classy freight.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 11:05 PM (mS+Df)

292 I've also seen some ideas about using airships for surveillance. They would float at very high altitudes.

That would keep them out of the storms. Airships and storms definitely don't mix.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

293 > Grandpa Walton was a PEDO-flamer and a communist

Link? I knew he was a gay communist, but never heard anything about him being a pedo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:06 PM (vOkuK)

294
Ten trick or treaters, tops. Leftovers will be saved to hand out at the local Christmas parade by our Scouts the first weekend in December.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2018 11:06 PM (pNxlR)

295 by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Tell them what fresh he'll you've subjected me to with this "costume"!

Posted by: publius's ficus at October 31, 2018 11:06 PM (7KYil)

296 Urban Guerilla > Urban Cowboy.


Real Cowboy > Urban Guerilla.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:07 PM (vOkuK)

297 -
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Never saw the Waltons, not even one time.




Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM

--------------------

You lucky dirty-word dirty-word dirty-word.
Treacle porn.



Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM
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Perhaps I should elaborate. When I was a kid we had one tv channel and the Waltons were on it. I saw way, way more of that show than I ever wanted. I find watching an episode similar to being locked in a room with a person solemnly reading five "Sorry for your loss." Hallmark cards over and over and over.

Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 11:07 PM (RVcmP)

298 R-101, Macon, and Shenandoah mixed with bad weather show how lethal a rigid airship can be.

A lesser known airship tragedy is what happened to an Italian exploration team using the Norge to survey the Arctic. Mechanical issues is what doomed it. Among the lives claimed was Amundsen who was part of the rescue effort.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:07 PM (V9pqX)

299 just sell autonomous cars in commiefonia. put the
fucking phone down and drive, monkeyboy. snowflake fucks are really
stretching my patience. assholes. "driving a car is hard." then stay
fucking home, asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 10:36 PM (KP5rU)


The left is too lazy and too stoooopid to live. Anything that cuts into their coffee shop social media internet cafe bong session existence is a nuisance to them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 11:08 PM (9Om/r)

300 292 The idea of airships is very alluring. Who would not like to ride in one, dining on fine food, watching the world glide by beneath you as you float along?
The practicalities, though, are daunting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The revival was supposed to be for freight hauling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

I identify as classy freight.
===
I identify as a murderhobo traveling freight for expediency.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 11:08 PM (pFljN)

301 My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.

She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.

We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH


Sorry to hear it. She's pretty much proving that she's immature.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

302 OK, so next we got the surly older kids who want candy but are kind of ashamed that they are out trick or treating.

Hang on while I tear open this package of M&Ms...

We'll call it 50 total. About average for where we live. Happy Halloween everyone.

Mmm, Twizzlers...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (CeJUf)

303 I Love the Dead is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (PUmDY)

304 I find watching an episode similar to being locked in a room with a person solemnly reading five "Sorry for your loss." Hallmark cards over and over and over.
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 11:07 PM (RVcmP)


That is an astonishingly vivid mental image of a show I've never seen. Really gets the point across.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (mS+Df)

305 Earl Hamner's story was originally filmed as Spencer's Mountain set in Colorado, starring Henry Fonda, Maureen O'Hara, James MacArthur as John-boy. Hilarious scene with Wally Cox as a teetotaler preacher corrupted by Fonda.
The Hallmark Hall of Fame special was really memorable for me as a kid, I 've always remembered it.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (yScAF)

306 300: Truth. They really piss me off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

307 > That would keep them out of the storms. Airships and storms definitely don't mix.

Yes, if they're ever to make a comeback for passenger ops they'll need to be able to fly above the storms.

Man, the classic airships sure were luxurious, though. Lounges, sit-down dining rooms... it would be a very civilized (though slow) way to travel. Great for scenic tourism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:10 PM (vOkuK)

308 162 Well, it's official

I'm so sorry to hear that SMH. My daughter isn't speaking to me. It seems so backwards, how can problems be solved without communication? What issue is so much more important than family?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 31, 2018 11:11 PM (IDhUW)

309 266 *pours cider through USB port*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

Slainte! Oiche Shamhna Sona!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:11 PM (7KYil)

310 I've watched that Johna dipshit clip, he keeps referring to himself as an "intellectual"


You know how I know your're gay Johna?

Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (qxq6t)

311 Mmm, Twizzlers...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:09 PM (

Yeah, about to call it and get some dinner here. Only have about four cups of candy left, and we usually save it for the desperate parent/kid combo who shows up even when the lights are out, because they got a late start.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (5jVnA)

312 Doomed: up-talkers, Antifa, guys with skinny jeans.

OK, that sort of training data can be generated. The sensors that are in use now will have to have several generation improvements though.

I think it would be far, far easier to use the autonomous car to drive itself to the scene, then have installed some completely separate control system that would take over the steering and drivetrain controls. Perhaps use an overhead tracking drone as the eyes working double-duty as a radio relay to someone operating traditional radio-control systems off site.

I'm sure that 4chan could cobble up a system like that in a weekend.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (lD3vL)

313 Man, the classic airships sure were luxurious, though. Lounges, sit-down dining rooms... it would be a very civilized (though slow) way to travel. Great for scenic tourism.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:10 PM (vOkuK)


I'd happily pay a bit more for a 10-12 hour flight from LA to NYC rather than pay for a cramped seat on an airplane that makes it in 5-6 hours.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SgjGX)

314 BOO!*
Who wants cider?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 10:01

If it's hard cider I'll try it. Otherwise I'll stick to my wine.

Be well Slap, good to see you. Enjoyed the call the other day. Give me a holler anytime. Best wishes on the health issues.

We should have a good chat election night.


Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)

315 >> Tell them what fresh he'll you've subjected me to
>> with this "costume"!

Listen, you just have to wear the Farrah wig one night a year. Just one night.

The sooner we get on with it, the sooner it will all be over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (f1Vqw)

316 What issue is so much more important than family?

To the Left? IMPEECH FO'TY FIVE !!1!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (lD3vL)

317 298 -
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Never saw the Waltons, not even one time.




Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 10:24 PM

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You lucky dirty-word dirty-word dirty-word.
Treacle porn.



Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 10:30 PM
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Perhaps I should elaborate. When I was a kid we had one tv channel and the Waltons were on it. I saw way, way more of that show than I ever wanted. I find watching an episode similar to being locked in a room with a person solemnly reading five "Sorry for your loss." Hallmark cards over and over and over.
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Now that you mention it, that is an apt decision of half the episodes I watched as a child. (We were allowed to watch it with Grandma and Grandpa because it promoted the good values, and because my grandparents had lived the Waltons life in their own childhoods.) Yeah, lots of the feels, and these days I wouldn't make it through two episodes, let alone several seasons.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (pFljN)

318 169 No T-or-Ts this year. It's probably the heads keeping them away. Sometimes I go to far with the decorations. I'm the first to admit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


When I was college age, my two younger brothers had 2 mannequin heads that they called "The Brothers". When my sister would bring her young son to the house, my brothers would set the heads at the top of the stairway to the second floor of the house, so that our nephew wouldn't go up there and get into stuff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

319 311 I've watched that Johna dipshit clip, he keeps referring to himself as an "intellectual"


You know how I know your're gay Johna?
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (qxq6t)

My guess?

Bill Kristol's dick stuck in his mouth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (Ss+Em)

320
Tell me, have they ever definitely decided what started the Hindenburg fire? Static discharge was the leading theory, but there were others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)

321 Thank you all.

It's all in God's hands, but the the grandbabies do know that we love them more than anything.

My nose is stuffy and my eyes are burning, yet I cannot sleep.

Never knew this kind of pain existed before...

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:15 PM (pQrYJ)

322 The Navy and Coast Guard near Norfolk have been sending up many more blimps of late.

They seem to be unmanned for now but what has impressed me most about them is how high they get while still tethered.

These are much larger then the weather balloons I had seen them send up in previous years but I have no idea what the mission is.

Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 11:15 PM (CGfsq)

323
Supermarket parking lots now feature special spaces for the handicapped, expectant mothers and shoppers with small children. But not for fat old deaf guys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 11:15 PM (LsBY9)

324 Twizzlers suck. Imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (PUmDY)

325 Static discharge was the leading theory, but there were others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)


Coating the thing in thermite did not help.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (5jVnA)

326 Wasn't the Waltons show during the Carter malaise years when the propagandists were trying to condition us to make do with less like the Waltons did?

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (giesC)

327 At least I have a kitten who loves me.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (pQrYJ)

328 Here is a Universal comedic horror short called Boo

https://youtu.be/7Ql2FNcJBqQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (V9pqX)

329 312 - flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,:

Yeah, I dread those 9:30 PM knocks on the door.

Wow, these Haribo Goldbears are pretty good. Never had them before.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (CeJUf)

330 The Navy and Coast Guard near Norfolk have been sending up many more blimps of late.



They seem to be unmanned for now but what has impressed me most about them is how high they get while still tethered.



These are much larger then the weather balloons I had seen them
send up in previous years but I have no idea what the mission is.

Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 11:15 PM (CGfsq)

In a perfect world? Cheap portable Air Pinochet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (9Om/r)

331 We had 108 kids come trick or treating tonight. Down by 12 from last year. No political costumes.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (nd5mm)

332 Man, the classic airships sure were luxurious, though. Lounges, sit-down dining rooms... it would be a very civilized (though slow) way to travel. Great for scenic tourism.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:10 PM (vOkuK)


Amtrak is kind of that way, if you do it right. Really, stop laughing.

People complain about Amtrak because it takes days to get anywhere and it's always late and costs more than an airline ticket. Which is all true, if you think of it as a way to transport your a wretched human carcass. A coach ticket on a 737 will get you anywhere faster and cheaper than Amtrak.

But it's perfect for my parents, say. They're retired. They don't *have* to be anywhere. If it takes them four days instead of five hours to get to a national park or the southwest or the Willamette Valley, but they get their own little room and free meals and nice views and they can get up and wander around at stops from the midwest to wherever they're going, it's a hell of a lot more leisurely.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (mS+Df)

333 ..."We should have a good chat election night."
-Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)

If I forget, feel free to give me a call.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to end any phone call if the eight-year-old and five-year-old start calling each-other "pigs" again.

...they didn't get dinner tonight. They had to order-in. Swear to God.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (Ckg4U)

334 I've had waaaaay too much chilli, cider, and candy this evening, and now, I don't feel so well...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (CLcKT)

335 Tell me, have they ever definitely decided what started the Hindenburg fire? Static discharge was the leading theory, but there were others.


Couple of bored bored crew members in the superstructure lighting their farts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 11:17 PM (0bu2O)

336 At least I have a kitten who loves me.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (pQrYJ)


And the Horde.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

337
Maybe the ficus wasn't grounded.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:18 PM (f1Vqw)

338 Good evening, y'all. Here's a cool Halloween vid for you; I stumbled across this channel a week or so ago and was impressed by the quality. It's "Hollywood Graveyard: Halloween Special".

https://youtu.be/bTu4I0EXU-4

Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2018 11:18 PM (OMsf+)

339 332, Archer - wow, pretty decent. No political costumes here either, even though we are in a Plutoesque loose orbit around Seattle.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:19 PM (CeJUf)

340 -
--
I've watched that Johna dipshit clip, he keeps referring to himself as an "intellectual"





You know how I know your're gay Johna?

Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (qxq6t)



My guess?



Bill Kristol's dick stuck in his mouth?


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM

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That doesn't make you gay. That makes you the Cruise Ship Activities Director.


Posted by: Cap'n Billy at October 31, 2018 11:19 PM (RVcmP)

341 I'd happily pay a bit more for a 10-12 hour flight from LA to NYC rather than pay for a cramped seat on an airplane that makes it in 5-6 hours.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 11:12 PM (SgjGX)

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The difference is in days, not hours. Average blimp today does 100 mph ground speed before factoring in wind conditions.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 11:19 PM (I16G8)

342 And the Horde.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

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Dammit.

*wipes eyes*

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:20 PM (pQrYJ)

343 Well, if anyone watches Stan vs. Evil, the 2nd episode of the season opener tonight did a fine sendup of the X-Files and Kolchak: The Night Stalker at the same time.

Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 31, 2018 11:21 PM (j0Oc6)

344 Hot damn SMH. your daughter is a crappy wiccan with that 'tude

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:21 PM (7KYil)

345 I stopped watching The Walton's when all of the stories started to center around Goober Pyle and Howard Sprague.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (32dNJ)

346 That doesn't make you gay. That makes you the Cruise Ship Activities Director.


Posted by: Cap'n Billy at October 31, 2018 11:19 PM (RVcmP)

Yup, chuckling at that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (Ss+Em)

347 *passes the Kleenex to SMH*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (V9pqX)

348 Quite a few Lakota kids.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (nd5mm)

349 Cider? Samuel Smith's for me, thanks. Tieton is good.
Magner's is OK too. The Frogs make some very good stuff, though it can be really pricey. I tried the non-carbonated Spanish stuff also, with the apple goo on the bottom. Meh.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (CeJUf)

350 Year 1 -- Driverless cars introduced.

Year 1 and 50 days -- First homicide charges are lodged against a hacker for causing a driverless car to run over 1 or more people, fatally.

Year 1 and 51 days -- Driverless cars temporarily banned, until the bribes get large enough to try again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (Z4rgH)

351 326 Static discharge was the leading theory, but there were others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)


Coating the thing in thermite did not help.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (5jVnA)

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Like Adolph, I am anti-jew. but i'm also anti-thermite.

Posted by: Louis F at October 31, 2018 11:23 PM (NhgkA)

352 >> Never knew this kind of pain existed before...

Stick with your guns, SMH. This is a petty attempt to blackmail you and hurt you. Lashing out. Stand your grand, 'cause you're in the right.

And you love your grandchildren.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:23 PM (f1Vqw)

353 345 Hot damn SMH. your daughter is a crappy wiccan with that 'tude
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:21 PM (7KYil)

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It's mostly my fault, that I was not there when she needed me the most.

Mission first, ya know.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (pQrYJ)

354 PS it's Boof, not Boo. Pull my finger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (Z4rgH)

355 I live in a very red state.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (nd5mm)

356 Quite a few Lakota kids.
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (nd5mm)

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I understand they love it when you give out those little packets of crab dip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (32dNJ)

357 Right! It is Halloween!

Time for a seasonally appropriate Christmas musical!

https://youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (mUa7G)

358 327 Wasn't the Waltons show during the Carter malaise years when the propagandists were trying to condition us to make do with less like the Waltons did?
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (giesC)

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it made us yearn for the good ole days. the salad days

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 31, 2018 11:25 PM (NhgkA)

359 Tell me, have they ever definitely decided what started the Hindenburg fire? Static discharge was the leading theory, but there were others.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)

Probably St. Elmo's Fire, a static discharge. There were T-storms in the vicinity of Lakehurst that day. I remember reading that one thing that contributed to the rapid spread and destructiveness of the fire was the composition of the "dope" used to finish the colorless fabric envelope of the airship: red iron oxide plus powdered aluminum, in a resin of nitrocellulose lacquer. So, chemically speaking, the Nazis painted their airship with a mixture of thermite and smokeless powder. The article showed what happened when a postcard-sized piece of the Hindenburg's original fabric was placed in a spark gap. It ignited immediately, and burned brilliantly with a shower of sparks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:25 PM (KHhgg)

360 316 Listen, you just have to wear the Farrah wig one night a year. Just one night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:13 PM (f1Vqw

The wig is fine. It's that fucking polyester jumpsuit, It itches DAMMIT!

Posted by: publius's ficus at October 31, 2018 11:25 PM (7KYil)

361 348 *passes the Kleenex to SMH*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:22 PM (V9pqX)

...

lol

More like a beach towel.

I'll be okay in a little bit.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:25 PM (pQrYJ)

362 Coating the thing in thermite did not help.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (5jVnA)


So an episode of 'Engineering Disasters'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

363 > Average blimp today does 100 mph ground speed before factoring in wind conditions.

Zeppelin-style rigid airships and blimps are two different things. Rigid airships are, well, rigid, with an internal skeleton, and are way more resistant to external aerodynamic forces than blimps (which are basically just shaped balloons with no rigid skeleton at all).


Zeps had cruising speeds of 70-80 mph back in the 1930s. I can't help but think that would have increased a lot if they hadn't been abandoned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:26 PM (vOkuK)

364 How to get the Leftists to despise FDR more?

Let them know the US refused to sell helium to the Nazis so Hindenburg was filled with hydrogen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:26 PM (V9pqX)

365 Never knew this kind of pain existed before...



Stick with your guns, SMH. This is a petty attempt to blackmail you
and hurt you. Lashing out. Stand your grand, 'cause you're in the
right.



And you love your grandchildren.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:23 PM (f1Vqw)

This. A friend of mine went through this with her daughter, only way worse. She came around eventually.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

366 It's mostly my fault, that I was not there when she needed me the most.



Mission first, ya know.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (pQrYJ)


That's not your fault and you know it and she knows it. She may use it as a cudgel, but she knows it.

Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2018 11:27 PM (OMsf+)

367 337 At least I have a kitten who loves me.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (pQrYJ)


And the Horde.
----
This

My parents kept my grandparents out of my life for a few years because of religious differences. They relented after a few years and I spent many years with their companionship. They were the best people in my life.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 31, 2018 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

368 We should all love each other because we're all going to die?


There are more things in heaven and earth, Mr. Bukowski, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 11:27 PM (NLLmE)

369 330 Wow, these Haribo Goldbears are pretty good. Never had them before.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (CeJUf)

You're gonna want to avoid the sugar free ones.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:28 PM (7KYil)

370 337 At least I have a kitten who loves me.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (pQrYJ)



kittaw.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 11:28 PM (NLLmE)

371 Evening horde. Day 2 of feeling like shit.
We had three, THREE, groups of kids come to our house tonight. Our block is lame AF.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 11:28 PM (IYHxL)

372 So if I get Goldberg's beef - it is great the Trump stomped the imminent destruction of the country at the hands of Hillary Clinton and all...but Trump is a braggart and kind of an asshole so...f*ck America?
Do I have that right?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (+DkQm)

373 Should I watch the Karloff Frankenstein or the Mummy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (V9pqX)

374 The Hindenburg and Graf Zepplin were the Concordes of their time. They competed with ocean liners with the advantage of much, comparatively speed. Luxurious as well. I think the Navy finally settled on static electricity build up and probable hydrogen leaks as the cause. The movie claimed it was a bomb by an anti Nazi crewman. That there were survivors of that inferno is amazing. The voice over heard on the newsreels of the crash were dubbed in later in a studio.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (6aePf)

375 Happy Halloween Horde!

I hope everybody had fun today. I didn't do politics at all today. Work, prepped meal for visiting missionary at church, picked daughter and her friend up from school, pizza, trick-or-treating, took them on a flashlight tour through the woods to a small family graveyard on the farm (the corgi started staring into the graveyard and barking, which was eerie), baked chocolate chip cookies, and they taught me how to play Fortnite and then they retired to sort candy out while giggling about whatever it is 13 year olds giggle about.

It was quite a nice, normal day enjoying what the United States of America offers, a relaxed time with family and friends.

I strongly recommend everyone take a day away from the noise periodically to remind yourself what exactly it is we are fighting for, lest we all grow weary of the battle.

Cheers!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (F4LbF)

376 ...Slapweasel Industries can provide software upgrades, such as "Man-Bun", "Stupid Hat" and "Vile, Simpering Dickhead".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)




Um, ya might wanna let The Stupid Political Hat know, that he might've accidently been assigned to the target lists?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

377 Well, it's official.

My daughter has just informed me that since I don't approve of her worshipping Gaia or whatever, I am banned, as well as the hubs, from being around our granddaughters.
She thinks we're narrow-minded and hateful, and we do not love her.
We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37

So sorry to hear of her recent insanity, hopefully it will pass sooner than later.

Be well, I'm sure in the long term it will work out, have faith.

Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (yJ1e6)

378 Surely don't care what Cromwell thinks or says and didn't know his name, just his face, from a few movies, where he was very good, but yesterday Woods twattered that the widely distributed quote must have been incomplete, because it didn't sound like the guy he knew. Meh.


This year, about 80-90 kids, at least, judging by candy exhaustion figures. Everything seemed earlier this year - few people on the street by eight PM. Youngest ones always cutest, some good ones this year, so young they could barely manage "trick or treat".


Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (QDnY+)

379 Carter malaise years when the propagandists were trying to condition us to make do with less like the Waltons did?

***

For my entire life the left has been clear...the world we be better off if *I*, and the people like me, have less of everything.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (+DkQm)

380 Bers!!!! Blanco!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (7KYil)

381 Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (+DkQm)
Don't forget the bruised egos. That's why driving a lot of this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (IYHxL)

382 My sister decided that our mom wasn't welcome at Sis' wedding. This was after about ten years of very awkward and intermittent contact between mom and sis (sis moved in with dad her freshman year of HS), where sis mostly hit mom up for money with some sad story about how dad and stepmom wouldn't help her. Long story short, I no longer speak with sis, because fuck her. But mom took it hard. Prayers for you, SMH, that your daughter realizes the error of her decision and soon.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (SgjGX)

383 I give teens the business to let them know the expectations of a civil society. They still get candy. But they get to know that with a costume and effort, there would be roughly 5x the candy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


The ones here usually have a thrown together costume, usually a mask or some kind of face paint, along with a sweatshirt that has had something done to it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (+lVUW)

384 Salad days. That's an interesting expression. Who longs for salad?

Posted by: filet mignon, or even Cheetos Crunchits at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (jr1mC)

385 Driverless cars are going to be like prohibition.

A well-intentioned disaster that curtails personal freedom.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (NLLmE)

386 It's mostly my fault, that I was not there when she needed me the most.

Mission first, ya know.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (pQrYJ)

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You are being unfair to yourself here, IMO. You were faced with the choices many, many military parents have to make, and you did the best you could, I'm absolutely sure, with the resources available to you.

I'm sorry she has gone off the deep end. Hopefully, she will mature and eventually come around. Whatever the case, please don't blame mostly yourself for her decisions as an adult and a parent.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (I16G8)

387 Bert G,

I went back into the Army in 2001, then deployed numerous times to Iraq between 2003-2009.

She needed me. She was 11 when I deployed the first time, and by my last deployment in 2008, she pretty much went off the rails.

So yes, I still feel guilt.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (pQrYJ)

388 Hey beebs, how's the boobs?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (0bu2O)

389 354 It's mostly my fault, that I was not there when she needed me the most. Mission first, ya know.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:24 PM (pQrYJ)

Bullshit, she's an adult. she chooses to be a twst

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (7KYil)

390 370, bbb - I wolfed down the Haribo Goldbears so fast I didn't notice, but they tasted pretty good. Plus the Spousal Unit would never buy the sugar-free stuff.

We've progressed to the Kit-Kats now.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:32 PM (CeJUf)

391 >>It itches DAMMIT!
Posted by: publius's ficus

Daddy's got an itch that needs scratching, baby. Say trick or treat, 'cause Daddy's got a little treat for you. Now, SHOW ME DEM ROOTS!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:32 PM (f1Vqw)

392 Bitter Clinger, sounds fantastic.


Haribo Goldbears were the original gummis, no? Not sure. But they're good. Spendy, along with the rest of their line, damn Krauts. I usually settle for domestic versions which are similar.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:32 PM (QDnY+)

393 Wasn't the Waltons show during the Carter malaise years when the propagandists were trying to condition us to make do with less like the Waltons did?

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 11:16 PM (giesC)


Show started in 1971 and ran through the Carter Administration.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2018 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

394 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (7KYil)

I approve of this message. Like my mother told all of us; Your father and I did the best we could. I know there are things we all wish went differently but didn't so grow up, move on and make the best of it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 11:34 PM (IYHxL)

395 By the way, other powerful men that were kind of assholes that I guess Goldberg doesn't appreciate:
George Patton - is it worth winning WWII if we do it like that?
Thomas Jefferson - yeah the declaration smecularation and all...but how bad was the King really?
Ronald Reagan - I didn't want WWIII or a commissar any more then you did...but the guy had like..2..2! wives.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:35 PM (+DkQm)

396 391 370, bbb - I wolfed down the Haribo Goldbears so fast I didn't notice, but they tasted pretty good. Plus the Spousal Unit would never buy the sugar-free stuff.

We've progressed to the Kit-Kats now.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:32 PM (CeJUf)


Whats a sugar comma for $600 Alex.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:36 PM (Ss+Em)

397 With tremendous luck, and despite most of the GOP and all of the Dems, Trump will continue to have great success in improving the country and the world, even addressing a few important problems decisively (rare).


Assuming that happens, an utterly academic and minor thing, but still amusing - what will the pathetic, deranged NTers such as those usually mentioned say, when 75% of their long-held agenda is implemented?



Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:36 PM (QDnY+)

398 You mean a sugar coma or did you mean to punctuate your statement with a comma?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (V9pqX)

399 Ahhh, he has a new Halloween Special, this one from the East Coast:

https://youtu.be/YH6WMN2CfxI

Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (OMsf+)

400 299
A lesser known airship tragedy is what happened to an Italian exploration team using the Norge to survey the Arctic. Mechanical issues is what doomed it. Among the lives claimed was Amundsen who was part of the rescue effort.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:07 PM (V9pqX)


Actually, the Norge was an earlier expedition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norge_(airship)


The one you're thinking of is the Italia in 1928.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airship_Italia

The Italia crashed on the ice, and the gondola detached. Most of the crew members in the gondola survived, but were marooned on the ice. Several others were in the airship, which drifted off uncontrolled. Its wreckage was never found.

The rescue efforts were a completely uncoordinated clusterfuck, and I think more people were killed in plane crashes trying to rescue the survivors than were killed in the original accident. Including Amundsen.

There was a 1970s movie "The Red Tent" about it. The movie is pretty uneven, but is worth watching anyway.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

401 Zeps had cruising speeds of 70-80 mph back in the 1930s. I can't help but think that would have increased a lot if they hadn't been abandoned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:26 PM (vOkuK)

It would be interesting to crunch some numbers to see how a modern Zeppelin, powered by turboprop engines, would stack up against jet airliners, in terms of dollars per passenger-mile.

You know, as a freight platform, there might be one niche for which airships would be ideal: moving liquid natural gas to market. You build a fleet of big Zeppelins, designed to use methane as the lifting gas. It is lighter than air, but not so much as helium, of course. Cargo hold consists of huge Dewars of liquid methane, and methane that boils off goes to feed the engines that drive it. Should a lifting gas cell spring a leak, you have a supply of methane to replenish it. Deliver your cargo, take on a little fresh water as ballast, retain a little liquid methane for engine fuel, and motor on back to the source point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (KHhgg)

402 My sister and BiL handcrafted their children's childhoods like science experiments.

They turned out just as fucked up as everybody else. I mean they're great and I lurve them but they aren't any less fucked up than anybody else.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (NLLmE)

403 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37

......

Very sorry to hear that SMH.

Are they your only grand babies?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2018 11:38 PM (F4LbF)

404 You mean a sugar coma or did you mean to punctuate your statement with a comma?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (V9pqX)


I think he just kinda' peppered it with puncutation

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2018 11:38 PM (mUa7G)

405
397, mh: Hey, we have a decent hospital just 2 miles away.

Sour Patch candies are in the on deck circle. These are probably the coup de grace.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:38 PM (CeJUf)

406
One of the odd things about politics in modern America is how little of it is actually about policies.


If it was about policies there would be like 10 elected Democrats in the nation and we wouldn't have the perennial 2 year panic about Republican moral failings*.

But the left and the GOPe have *zero* interesting in talking about policies do they. The buffoon, the braggart, the pussy grabber? Oddly he talks about policies...constantly.


*My favorite is still 2006 where the Democrats argued you couldn't trust Republicans because one House candidate was hitting on his male intern. I sh*t you not.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (+DkQm)

407 Ouch SMH

I wonder if she will have a better appreciation after the first time she has to leave the kids because something else demanded she be elsewhere?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (V9pqX)

408 My morning constitutional tomorrow should be epic...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (CLcKT)

409 389 Hey beebs, how's the boobs?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 11:31 PM (0bu2O)

Extremely happy i didn't break out the stevie nicks costume & coral them into the trashy lingerie bustier.

How's your wallet? i need some new boots for the outfit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (7KYil)

410 At least the house we're renting is nice.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (pQrYJ)

411 Unfinished Sweet has very cool Bond riffs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

412 Yes, Bitter Clinger.

Three and soon to be five.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:41 PM (pQrYJ)

413 392 Now, SHOW ME DEM ROOTS!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:32 PM (f1Vqw)

Sigh, It always comes down to the root stuff.

Posted by: publius's ficus at October 31, 2018 11:41 PM (7KYil)

414 Wallet is doing well. It hasn't been this light since I was a teenager.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 11:41 PM (0bu2O)

415 Stevie Nicks costume... yeah need some good shoes for that

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:41 PM (V9pqX)

416 -
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Whats a sugar comma for $600 Alex.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:36 PM

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Obviously, it's that pause that refreshes.

Posted by: Coca Cola Marketing at October 31, 2018 11:42 PM (RVcmP)

417 >> i need some new boots for the outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

I'm gonna dress the ficus like Nancy now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:42 PM (f1Vqw)

418 The idiot racist Lemon apparently doubled down, after a day in which his "network" didn't respond to questions about his stupid ignorant racist comments the night before.


Oh, and Max Boot says Newscorp should be shunned if the "extreme" propaganda of FoxNews isn't curbed. Haven't watched TV "news" in many years - what the F could he be talking about? Especially compared to his own deeply stupid and freakish CNN?


I believe respectable people should always refer to Lemon as an "idiot racist". Though generally they should not refer to him at all.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:42 PM (QDnY+)

419 She's a stay at home mom, and she's amazing...except for the building of altars and stuff.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:42 PM (pQrYJ)

420 As parents we do the best we can and pray God makes up the difference.

Evil breaks up families. Hold fast to God's promises.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 31, 2018 11:42 PM (IDhUW)

421 Good for Roger Simon. I'm glad for him. He's figuring out what I figured out at the age of thirteen.

My Catholic dad always wanted to buy guns, and my Jewish mom would always stop him, because she didn't want them around her kids.

Then we had some real, avowed klansmen fuck with our little brother at school. My older brother, and me, and his girlfriend showed up and beat him with golf clubs.

His brother ran away, but we knew he'd be back.

So I stole a bunch of guns and went to war on his family.

This is how you beat antisemitism.

Not by whining about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (5aX2M)

422 Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:17

You know you are doing good work taking care of your folks. I hope your brother is of some help, this situation sounds difficult. Prayers up for you and your folks.

I'd tell you to have your dad call me but I mistakenly got him one time and I'll think I'll pass. Unless that might help. I can chat w/ mindless folks if that would help. He was a hoot when we talked, nice guy.

Our prayers are up from here for what you are going thru.

Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (yJ1e6)

423 Hmmm, disposable helium tanks are available on ebay for $44.

Now, where is the nearest Apple store?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (Z4rgH)

424 413 Yes, Bitter Clinger.

Three and soon to be five.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:41 PM (pQrYJ)

......

Anything worth loving is worth being doggedly determined about.

Just be relentless, even with every expectation of rejection. Your love will tear down those walls over time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (F4LbF)

425 OK, I'm going to jitter my way off to bed. Happy Halloween everyone.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (CeJUf)

426 The voice over heard on the newsreels of the crash were dubbed in later in a studio.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (6aePf)

Well, I wasn't there, but I think the famous line, "Oh, the humanity!" was uttered by a radio reporter, live on the air, who was assigned to report on the arrival of the Hindenburg. At the time, arrivals of passenger airships were newsworthy events.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:44 PM (KHhgg)

427
And then Phaedra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2PbG6KQKsE

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:44 PM (f1Vqw)

428
Mr Poodle was a pinata today
And KTY was a panda
I was a witch

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 31, 2018 11:44 PM (dMvl+)

429 You know, as a freight platform, there might be one niche for which airships would be ideal: moving liquid natural gas to market. You build a fleet of big Zeppelins, designed to use methane as the lifting gas. It is lighter than air, but not so much as helium, of course. Cargo hold consists of huge Dewars of liquid methane, and methane that boils off goes to feed the engines that drive it. Should a lifting gas cell spring a leak, you have a supply of methane to replenish it. Deliver your cargo, take on a little fresh water as ballast, retain a little liquid methane for engine fuel, and motor on back to the source point.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (KHhgg)

Interesting concept. Where would you put the smoking lounge?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)

430 Plus, she likes the in-laws (not really since they're not married) since they're less "judgmental"

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM (pQrYJ)

431 > You know, as a freight platform, there might be one niche for which airships would be ideal: moving liquid natural gas to market.

Sounds plausible, especially if you needed to get the gas from somewhere in BFE where it was totally impractical to build a pipeline or run an ocean tanker.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM (vOkuK)

432 G'Night, Skookumchuk.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

433 For some reason, I thought today was Friday. Didn't it seem like a Friday to you? Tomorrow should be Saturday.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 11:46 PM (Lm4bP)

434 418I'm gonna dress the ficus like Nancy now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poper

Blech. black suede platform boots, ftw!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:46 PM (7KYil)

435 She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.

I wanted to play Foreigner.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (pQrYJ)

436 Interesting concept. Where would you put the smoking lounge?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)

All over?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (KHhgg)

437 Re Grandpa Walton. I got to interview his wife once. Her name was Herta Ware, and she was an actress. In - urgh! - the Ron Howard picture about the aliens and the pool of life? Anyway, she's the old lady who dies.
Interviewed her in 1999 or 2000. At her home outside LA. Now - don't get me wrong. She was a very nice lady.
But she was the screwball of all screwballs! You've seen George Burns have a conversation with Gracie? My god, they had to be imitating Herta.

Posted by: Vertov at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (kYbXv)

438 hydrogen > methane > Keith Urban

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (rnAwa)

439 I wanted to play Foreigner.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (pQrYJ)

.....

Heh!

At least you haven't lost your sense of humor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2018 11:48 PM (F4LbF)

440 ..."Our prayers are up from here for what you are going thru."
-Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM (yJ1e6)

Thank you, Brother.
-One foot in front of the other, count the small blessings as well as the big ones, never give up.

If you can't find blessings, you're doing it wrong. Either that, or some days you just have to make your own damn Gravy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:49 PM (Ckg4U)

441 Just watched parts the Goldberg debate.

Usually anyone who rocks constantly like that when they speak is wearing a football helmet.

My, but is he full of himself and his class privilege. He insists that Trump is in no way an intellectual (true), but thinks that is damning and disqualifying.

Completely unaware of how the "intellectuals" have failed.

I could make more observations, but I suggest watching it yourselves.

Posted by: West at October 31, 2018 11:49 PM (+mfcd)

442 403 My sister and BiL handcrafted their children's childhoods like science experiments.

They turned out just as fucked up as everybody else. I mean they're great and I lurve them but they aren't any less fucked up than anybody else."

I remember an old Church joke about the young pastor who has a toddler or two, and preached a sermon on the topic, "7 Guaranteed ways to raise great children!" A few years later, he and his kids were a bit older, and he preached on the same topic, but now it was "5 good ideas on how to raise good children". And again, a few more years, and his kids were going through their teens, and the name of it became "3 things that might or might not work
with your kids."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 11:49 PM (V2Yro)

443 -
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Hmmm, disposable helium tanks are available on ebay for $44.



Now, where is the nearest Apple store?



Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 11:43 PM

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Well, this is weird.

Posted by: An inexplicably high-pitched Genius Bar Dude at October 31, 2018 11:50 PM (RVcmP)

444 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

Wait until she needs money. Then those odds will increase exponentially

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 11:51 PM (0Ntuf)

445 I wanted to play Foreigner.


Every time you do, it feels like the first time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 31, 2018 11:51 PM (0bu2O)

446 Never heard about the Norge incident. Very interesting.


And AOP your idea sounds pretty good. With natural gas the logical primary energy source for power generation for many generations to come, it would seem to have a chance.


But how long before scientific/economic illiteracy are overcome sufficiently to throw off the anchor of "climate" nonsense? Will it ever happen?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

447 6 She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.

I wanted to play Foreigner.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (pQrYJ)

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Pretty sure her version includes whatever makes her happy. What do I "very sadly" win?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 11:52 PM (I16G8)

448 436 436 She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is. I wanted to play Foreigner.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:47 PM (pQrYJ)

Cute, add insult to injury by being a total drama queen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:52 PM (7KYil)

449 399 You mean a sugar coma or did you mean to punctuate your statement with a comma?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:37 PM (V9pqX)

Whats a FUBAR for $700 Anna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2018 11:52 PM (Ss+Em)

450 Masque of the Red Death is on TCM - I always considered this one to be the best of the Roger Corman/Edgar Allen Poe movies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)

451 Sounds plausible, especially if you needed to get the gas from somewhere in BFE where it was totally impractical to build a pipeline or run an ocean tanker.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM (vOkuK)

As with ocean tankers, how long it takes for the tanker to get from Point A to Point B is unimportant; what matters is how many full tankers arrive per day at Point B, and how many empties at Point A.

With modern satellite weather prediction, Zeppelin tankers could be rerouted, or even grounded to avoid storms, if they were unable to simply fly above the storm layer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 11:52 PM (KHhgg)

452 Reverse Urban Cowgirl > Urban Piledriver

Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 31, 2018 11:53 PM (aN6O8)

453 Wait until she needs money. Then those odds will increase exponentially
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2018 11:51 PM (0Ntuf)

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Will not happen.

She kinda takes after me as far as being reticent about asking for help.

Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:53 PM (pQrYJ)

454 Every time the last day of the month closing wise is not a Friday freaks me out. Usually stressful crap closings that are a lot more work.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2018 11:54 PM (PUmDY)

455
Foreigner. I like Hot Blooded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHJHrTc6YI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:54 PM (f1Vqw)

456 -
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Interesting concept. Where would you put the smoking lounge?


Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 11:45 PM

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It would save time if you would put it at the point of ignition.

Posted by: FAA Investigator at October 31, 2018 11:54 PM (RVcmP)

457 Ok, the college kids just started showing up donuts time for tear down. bbl

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:55 PM (7KYil)

458 "Oh the humanity"
Herbert Morrison had been assigned by station WLS in Chicago to cover the arrival of the Hindenburg in New Jersey for delayed broadcast.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 31, 2018 11:55 PM (YTxkQ)

459 Masque of the Red Death and The Raven are the high points of Roger Corman's cinematic library in my modest opinion.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:55 PM (V9pqX)

460 "We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing." Charles Bukowski

Sounds like the rantings of a half-retarded drunk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 11:56 PM (rgahH)

461 >> She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.

She obviously doesn't. By a long shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:57 PM (f1Vqw)

462 Will not happen.

She kinda takes after me as far as being reticent about asking for help.
Posted by: SMH at O



well, you really are only left with one option.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

463 She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.

She obviously doesn't. By a long shot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 11:57 PM (f1Vqw)


A self-absorbed wiccan's love is a special kind of love...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 11:57 PM (SgjGX)

464 Okay finally wrote the first five words of the NaNoWriMo story.

"So where are we Captain?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 11:58 PM (V9pqX)

465 i didn't watch the Goldberg video because I just figured it had a bunch of obvious observations quips and discussions about dogs chasing squirrels.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 11:58 PM (2DOZq)

466 Bernie Sanders held a rally for Gillum in Florida.

93 people showed up.

Ha!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 11:58 PM (vOkuK)

467 Okay, boys and girls... I'm punkin' out.

Unless you are praying, never bend a knee to anyone.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 31, 2018 11:58 PM (Ckg4U)

468 373 So if I get Goldberg's beef - it is great the Trump stomped the imminent destruction of the country at the hands of Hillary Clinton and all...but Trump is a braggart and kind of an asshole so...f*ck America?
Do I have that right?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (+DkQm)

Nope. His point is that Trump is Trump, but WE are the assholes.

Posted by: West at October 31, 2018 11:59 PM (+mfcd)

469
My favorite is still 2006 where the Democrats argued you couldn't trust Republicans because one House candidate was hitting on his male intern. I sh*t you not.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2018 11:39 PM


Gerry Studds got a standing ovation for screwing a male page.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

470 I have a few Foreigner songs on rocksmith. I play them as clumsy as the very first time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2018 12:00 AM (rnAwa)

471 I tried to tell her though we didn't condone what she was doing, we were not condemning her.

She equates love as accepting her, no matter what.

And since we do not accept worshipping the creation instead of the Creator...well...

Posted by: SMH at November 01, 2018 12:00 AM (pQrYJ)

472 Goodnight Slap.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:00 AM (2m1vT)

473 -
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She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.

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To the modern woke, love is government.

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 12:01 AM (RVcmP)

474 "So where are we Captain?"

Hyperdimensional travel is a bit disorienting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 12:01 AM (0bu2O)

475 What if Kavanaugh is the deciding vote on ruling against birthright citizenship?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

476 SMH, sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (WEBkv)

477 She equates love as accepting her, no matter what.

And since we do not accept worshipping the creation instead of the Creator...well...
Posted by: SMH at N




not to change the subject but is she hot?



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

478 Bernie Sanders held a rally for Gillum in Florida.

93 people showed up.

Ha!

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Ads say Bernie Sanders endorses California's statewide rent control proposition. He's America's own Nicolas Maduro.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (32dNJ)

479 well, you really are only left with one option.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)


Funny thing, when you let drop the comment, "technically I was not kidnapped as a child because custody had not been formally established," in casual conversation, it tends to create an uncomfortable pause .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (mUa7G)

480 Love stinks

Posted by: J. Geils at November 01, 2018 12:03 AM (2DOZq)

481 Never knew this kind of pain existed before...
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:15

Be well SMH. This too shall pass. It's just a moment that will be gone.

Be well good soul.
T

Posted by: Farmer at November 01, 2018 12:03 AM (yJ1e6)

482 *un-static*

All this time, I never get to say this...

Thank You, Surfperch. G'Night, Amigo!

*flips switch*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at November 01, 2018 12:03 AM (Ckg4U)

483 g'evening ONTers. Hope everyone is doing well!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:04 AM (GBteo)

484 Love is like a battlefield

Posted by: P. Benatar at November 01, 2018 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

485 Whoa, Yud's Dice, that's kinda hard-core. Interesting.


As AOP said, the famous quote was a radio reporter witnessing the Hindenburg disaster, up close, I believe.


Speaking of Lakehurst, NJ, a bit of trivia. First two battalions of para-Marines, US Marines trained as paratroopers, did so at Lakehurst. Later, just before and in early years of WWII, another battalion was formed in San Diego, at Camp Gillespie (now a general aviation airport). No drops performed, lots of combat alongside other famous units. Eventually disbanded and distributed to other Marine elements.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

486 472 I tried to tell her though we didn't condone what she was doing, we were not condemning her.

She equates love as accepting her, no matter what.

Posted by: SMH at November 01, 2018 12:00 AM (pQrYJ)


That seems to be the norm nowadays with the gays and the trans.

Toleration isn't enough. They demand full-throated support.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 12:04 AM (sdi6R)

487 Think I'm about to turn in.

Busy day tomorrow, moving and all.

Seems almost right, moving in the rain and all.

I love you all. Thank you so much for listening to me.

I know the Lord hears me, but it's nice to have my gray box friends to confide in also.

Posted by: SMH at November 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pQrYJ)

488 SMH, I've wrapped my warped brain around this issue and processed my usual weird response.

SJWs are feelz driven, so the solution must be feelz oriented.

If you live in close proximity, I'd select some other kids from the neighborhood or school system that are less fortunate. Lavish them with your grandparently spoils, such as gifts, opportunities for camps, have hubs take them fishing, show up to watch them in plays, musicals, etc.

Make sure to let their parents know that you have your own grandchildren, but are estranged because your daughter rejects your Christianity. Make sure they know how much that hurts you and how much you love your own grandkids.

Your own grandkids wanting to see you and the community will wind up being the pressure that reconciles things for you.

So there you go, there is my outlandish plan for you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2018 12:05 AM (F4LbF)

489 482 Never knew this kind of pain existed before...
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:15

I thought losing my sister to liberalism was disturbing. Can't imagine one of my kids.

Prayers.


Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 12:05 AM (+mfcd)

490 go to the volcano

get a rock

put it in her purse

she will be calling in no time

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

491 What if Kavanaugh is the deciding vote on ruling against birthright citizenship?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM


Moar #Winning?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 01, 2018 12:06 AM (CLcKT)

492 Not like, is.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:07 AM (PUmDY)

493 I love you all. Thank you so much for listening to me.

I know the Lord hears me, but it's nice to have my gray box friends to confide in also.
Posted by: SMH at November 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pQrYJ)

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Gray box friends will never steer you wrong.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:08 AM (32dNJ)

494 >> I tried to tell her though we didn't condone what she was doing, we were not condemning her.

That's it -- she cannot accept that. She demands you celebrate what she's doing.

What you're doing is the true meaning of "Judge not, lest ye be judged". You can judge behavior, but not souls. Not a person's true worth.

True meaning of love, one might say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

495 Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 10:37 PM (pQrYJ)

Sad to hear that, SMH. It's truly tragic that she's been led so far astray.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:09 AM (2m1vT)

496

Self driving cars will never work until ALL the variables are accounted for.

Just like solving the range problem in an electric.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (S/hVx)

497 -
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What if Kavanaugh is the deciding vote on ruling against birthright citizenship?



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM
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When I think about this, I touch myself.

Posted by: The Divinyl-plorables at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (RVcmP)

498 I would pass out in ecstasy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (PUmDY)

499 What if Kavanaugh is the deciding vote on ruling against birthright citizenship?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

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So what.

Can I ask you to please take the several seconds it takes to quote the people you are responding to? Your posts without context often do not make sense.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (I16G8)

500 Your posts without context often do not make sense.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (I16G

Is making sense really a prerequisite to posting on the 'hq?

Because if so, then I guess I should just walk away right now.

.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:11 AM (GBteo)

501 Unfortunately the Bible foretells these things will happen. Mathew 10 -21

It doesn't take away the pain but you're not alone and it's not your fault.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

502
Is making sense really a prerequisite to posting on the 'hq?


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These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM (32dNJ)

503 the only person to come to our door tonight, so far, was the delivery driver from Papa John's...

i normally cook dinner, but HRH got held over by a last minute TPN order, and traffic between Inglewatts and The Valley was a bear tonight...

so, cold pizza for breakfast in the AM.

#Winning!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 01, 2018 12:14 AM (ifaj+)

504 These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM (32dNJ)


Next he's going to tell us that we have to wear pants.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 12:14 AM (SgjGX)

505 And finally settled on names for the two other main characters in story - Jens Pinns and Venus Poons.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (V9pqX)

506 I am not responding to anyone, CM. I was just watching FBN and they were talking about how it would go to the Supreme Court if PDT did it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

507 These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM (32dNJ)

I agree completely!

If I wanted to have to follow rules that made me make sense, I'd be posting at NY Times or some shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (GBteo)

508 Next he's going to tell us that we have to wear pants.
...

While doing math.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (F4LbF)

509 Pizza 3.147?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (V9pqX)

510 Pop culture "news" with political flavoring ace passed on today: Roseanne reboot a flaming trainwreck, appears doomed (1 more episode ordered).


A real, and important, story unfolding while the "press" spends its time trying to convince Americans Trump is responsible for insane mass killings: Oman appears ready to recognize Israel and hosts PM Netanyahu.


Just FYI.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

511 Anna, you posted some some Swingrowers the other day.

Have you run across Earl before?

https://youtu.be/WY8W6NqtTlM

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (mUa7G)

512 506 And finally settled on names for the two other main characters in story - Jens Pinns and Venus Poons.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (V9pqX)

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Heh. Is she perchance one of the Sheboygan Poons?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (32dNJ)

513 -
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Is making sense really a prerequisite to posting on the 'hq?

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These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM
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I will need to stop commenting after drinking. (i.e. stop commenting)

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (RVcmP)

514 SMH,
You're too judgmental. I suspect that that means you don't pander to her silliness. My parents were judgmental too. They had standards. Don't give up. She's laying a guilt trip on you. Hopefully it will pass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2018 12:17 AM (+lVUW)

515 Next he's going to tell us that we have to wear pants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 12:14 AM (SgjGX)

Too far, I tell ya, too far!

I say we organize a boycott.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:17 AM (GBteo)

516 Making sense?

That kind of cuts against the entire raison d'etre of the internet, no?

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at November 01, 2018 12:17 AM (7OrCI)

517
Just like solving the range problem in an electric.
Posted by: irongrampa


My electric range cooks just fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (aKsyK)

518 When a guy steps out of a chopper with a leopard jumpsuit you know shit just got real



does no one appreciate the wisdom, sagacity, and humor of this statement but me? It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (MTjB1)

519 /Off stylistic sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (7OrCI)

520 I've largely given up scrolling back and forth trying to ascertain just precisely what one is on about... Mostly, anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (CLcKT)

521 2. Large commercial and/or institutional users of helium should have helium recovery systems in place. There is not an unlimited supply of the stuff. Installations that waste vast quantities to the atmosphere are not doing themselves, or anyone else a lot of good.

Unfortunately, the Congress ordered the sale of the entire US Strategic Reserve of helium (originally brought for airships) at essentially fire sale prices. It is (temporarily) cheaper to vent helium than to recover it.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (MwFQu)

522 504 the only person to come to our door tonight, so far, was the delivery driver from Papa John's...

i normally cook dinner, but HRH got held over by a last minute TPN order, and traffic between Inglewatts and The Valley was a bear tonight...

so, cold pizza for breakfast in the AM.

#Winning!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 01, 2018 12:14 AM (ifaj+)

You have Papa John's in SoCal? All we have here are shops that serve greasy, overpriced cardboard circles covered drippings of off-white paste.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:20 AM (2m1vT)

523 Bernie Sanders held a rally for Gillum in Florida. 93 people showed up.

Heck some people have more kids than that show up tonight for trick-or-treat.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (lD3vL)

524 You have Papa John's in SoCal? All we have here are shops that serve greasy, overpriced cardboard circles covered drippings of off-white paste.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:20 AM (2m1vT)

So student union pizza then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (7OrCI)

525 Helium comes from dinosaur remains, and we don't have a lot of dinosaurs left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (32dNJ)

526 he only person to come to our door tonight, so far, was the delivery driver from Papa John's...

i normally cook dinner, but HRH got held over by a last minute TPN order, and traffic between Inglewatts and The Valley was a bear tonight...

so, cold pizza for breakfast in the AM.

#Winning!
Posted by: redc1c4 at N




well, if the neighborhood kids read your comments here it is no wonder they are not trick or treating at your house.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)

527 Just fantasizing, Obi Wan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

528 Trick or Treat is a 'magical' night in our neighborhood.
Last year over 700 kids, and about as many this year (the couple on the corner keeps the Official Neighborhood Count and they haven't released the tally yet). But this year was extra special because along with the usual assortment of kids in costume, there was a man dressed as a cowboy leading a small horse. A real horse. We live in a small town on the edge of Kansas City. NavyDad proclaimed the horse the best costume ever.

Posted by: NavyMom at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (kqqrA)

529 505 These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM (32dNJ)

Next he's going to tell us that we have to wear pants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 12:14 AM (SgjGX)

Do i have to separate you kids?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (Ss+Em)

530 Helium comes from dinosaur remains, and we don't have a lot of dinosaurs left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at N




specifically dinosaur dicks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

531 Just like solving the range problem in an electric.
Posted by: irongrampa

My electric range cooks just fine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (aKsyK)

The real key is to get a good pan that can spread the heat out well.

Really makes all the difference.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (GBteo)

532 When a guy steps out of a chopper with a leopard jumpsuit you know shit just got real


does no one appreciate the wisdom, sagacity, and humor of this statement but me? It's like I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (MTjB1)


Are we talking about leopard print jumpsuit, or are we talking about, you know, furries?

I don't think they get helicopter rides or assignments digging canals. . . I still need to check the style guide.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (mUa7G)

533 So how is everybody?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (nBr1j)

534 Actually Venus Poon, a name someone in the Horde tossed out in a previous thread.

And to keep with me playing within the space opera sandbox of Star Wars, Venus Poon is an intelligent alien, female of course, and looks like a humanoid fox who stands almost two meters tall not counting her tail. She is the voice of reason to Jens who is a human male and is the captain, who got them in the trouble they are in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (V9pqX)

535 You have Papa John's in SoCal? All we have here are shops that serve greasy, overpriced cardboard circles covered drippings of off-white paste.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:20 AM (2m1vT)


One of the few things I miss about Santa Paula was the local pizza joint...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (SgjGX)

536 How is everybody what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:23 AM (32dNJ)

537 You have Papa John's in SoCal? All we have here are shops that serve greasy, overpriced cardboard circles covered drippings of off-white paste.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:20 AM (2m1vT)

So student union pizza then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (7OrCI)

Essentially.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:23 AM (2m1vT)

538 Next he's going to tell us that we have to wear pants.
...

While doing math.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 01, 2018 12:15 AM (F4LbF)


Still not the hill to die on.

Posted by: The eGOPs at November 01, 2018 12:23 AM (Y8PSl)

539 I don't think they get helicopter rides or assignments digging canals. . . I still need to check the style guide.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (mUa7G)

My guess is that Palp's opinion is that as long as they can pick up a shovel, who cares what they are wearing?

He's inclusive and tolerant like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:23 AM (7OrCI)

540
If the new rules deem busty lesbo porn to be verbotten, then I'm outta here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (f1Vqw)

541
Are we talking about leopard print jumpsuit, or are we talking about, you know, furries?

I don't think they get helicopter rides or assignments digging canals. . . I still need to check the style guide.
Posted by: Kindltot at N




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPQgfaB3S1c




read the first comment

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)

542 534 So how is everybody?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (nBr1j)

Tolerable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (7OrCI)

543 Helium is far too valuable as an encasing gas to the tritrium trigger in an H bomb, as to waste on silliness such as car lot balloons.

I mean, H fuckin' damn BOMBS, morons!

Can I get a Slim Pickens' "Yee Haw" here, at least?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

544 Posted by: NavyMom at November 01, 2018 12:21 AM (kqqrA)

Oh, you're better people than me.

I turn off my lights and go to the bar on halloween and leer at young women in costumes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (GBteo)

545 Speaking of Lakehurst, NJ, a bit of trivia. First two battalions of para-Marines, US Marines trained as paratroopers, did so at Lakehurst. Later, just before and in early years of WWII, another battalion was formed in San Diego, at Camp Gillespie (now a general aviation airport). No drops performed, lots of combat alongside other famous units. Eventually disbanded and distributed to other Marine elements.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

But John Wayne dropped a battalion of para-Marines on Gavabuto.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (MwFQu)

546 541
If the new rules deem busty lesbo porn to be verbotten, then I'm outta here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (f1Vqw)

If Strawberry and Angela are wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (7OrCI)

547 534 So how is everybody?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (nBr1j)

I, for one, am wonderful.

And thank you for asking.

How are you?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (GBteo)

548 465 Okay finally wrote the first five words of the NaNoWriMo story.

"So where are we Captain?"
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Good start! Happy writing!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

549 Should be the Poon sisters, Anna. Maya and Hera.

Posted by: BJM at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (O74hG)

550 *and the helium bomb splodes with a loud SQEEEEEK!*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

551 So how is everybody?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at N



thought the aoshqstyleguide said the appropriate greeting is "so who got laid" or "so who is having sex, right now"

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)

552 Kindltot, sounds too retro with the old time radio recording effect.

Something different - https://youtu.be/vunm-W-ovLc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (V9pqX)

553 Hera Poon. Thera Poon.

Everywhere a poon poon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (32dNJ)

554 But how long before scientific/economic illiteracy are overcome sufficiently to throw off the anchor of "climate" nonsense? Will it ever happen?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

Heh. That reminds me. I was going to rant bit, anyway. Today I changed the electricity provider for stately Peon Manor on the Alberta prairie. I didn't set out to do that, but that's what happened. To begin this tale, I had received a bill insert from Direct Energy Regulated Services (a Texas company) offering a chance to win $200 worth of free energy for signing up for their online paperless billing, and/or switching to auto-debit payments. I was planning to do the latter, anyway, so as not to have electric bills piling up while away from home.

So I go to Direct...'s website, and set up an account, and then attempted to set up the auto-debit. Their website is poorly designed, and kept returning errors when I typed in my bank account information. So....I called their help line. Get the usual canned BS, kept punching zero, and finally get connected to a nice lady who speaks with a bit of an accent that I couldn't place. I get her to walk me through the sign-up for auto pay, and she tells me which numbers to place in the blanks, and it still returns an error.

Finally, I ask her, "Just where in the world are you, ma'am?" "Guatemala City, but we have a call center in the Philippines, too." "Can you transfer me to someone in Canada? My hearing is none too good, and your accent makes it even harder for me." "We don't have any staff in Canada. Me: "Well, OK, then we are done here. Goodbye."

So, next step, I call ATCO power, which is the entity that actually owns and services the power lines and power plants, and the generators, too, IIRC. Got a human on the phone, and said, "I want to shitcan Direct Energy, and buy from you guys." "Well, this isn't the retail power vendor, but I will refer you to the Alberta Consumer Affairs Utilities Consumer Advocate service." So, I call that entity, and get a human on the line. Me: "I want to shitcan Direct Energy as my electric provider, and go with some other company. What can you recommend to me?" Him: "We cannot recommend specific companies, but I can refer you to our Web page which has a list of 30 companies selling retail electricity, and lists their prices and plans. I would suggest you look at a five-year fixed price plan, as we are going into a period of unstable electricity prices." Me: (twisting the knife a little) "Because we have an unstable government in Edmonton that is bound and determined to shut down reliable coal generation in favour of unsound "green" generation?" Him: "You could say that."

So, I spent an hour or so copying down information of the 30 companies listed. I clicked on the logo for each company, saw the offered plans, and priced out the 5-year fixed price plan (for seniors, since I am 29, you know). Decided that a company called BrighterFuture, based in Calgary, filled the bill. I called their number, and talked to a nice lady who walked me through applying for service through their website. I told her about my experience with Direct Energy, and she said, "I know. We hear that all the time." I asked if they used overseas call centers. "No, all our calls are taken here in Calgary." Me: "Ok, that sounds good, sign me up." "Do you want to pay extra for "green" energy?" Me: "No, never. Coal is fine, so is nuclear, if we had it. I'd even go for a reactor, buried in my own yard here, so it wouldn't irradiate the cows." She laughed. So, it is done. And my rate goes from 6.8 cents per kWh to 5.9 cents per kWh, which is almost a 15% reduction. Of course that reduction applies only to the power consumed, and not the fixed charges, but those should not change much.

Sorry for the wall of text.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (KHhgg)

555 Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

If it did, I am not sure you would hear it before the shock wave burst your eardrums.

And liquefied your internal organs.

And then set the liquid on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:27 AM (7OrCI)

556 It's been made abundantly clear previously what the furfags get...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 01, 2018 12:28 AM (CLcKT)

557 Sorry, didn't mean to be all cishet. Poon brothers works too, I suppose, for some values of "works."

Posted by: BJM at November 01, 2018 12:28 AM (O74hG)

558 so,

is this something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAbbOx4jH6U

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:29 AM (MTjB1)

559 >> If Strawberry and Angela are wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I remember that. Now, I don't know who Strawberry is, but the Angela is Angela White, Saucy Aussie, who has become quite the "actress". Got her own website, she does.

Now, I don't know these myself, it's just this friend I minister virtue to who does. And I know none of you would be interested in Angela White.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 12:29 AM (f1Vqw)

560 in other news how do you make the greatest sports car ever betterer? carbon fiber wheels.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

561 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:24 AM (GBteo)

Our daughter brings her kids to walk our neighborhood, so I feel obligated to give out treats, too.
Usually my husband walks with our daughter, but this year he wasn't feeling up to it, so he handed out treats, sitting at the bottom of our front steps. I went outside to relieve him after about a half hour and found out he was only giving each kid one piece of candy. 'No, you don't understand the concept' I told him. 'You give a handful of treats with the idea that the sooner you give out all the candy, the sooner we can go inside and turn out the light.'
*sigh* I have to tell him how to do *everything*.

Posted by: NavyMom at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (kqqrA)

562 Ads say Bernie Sanders endorses California's statewide rent control proposition. He's America's own Nicolas Maduro.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Oh great. Is that supposed to encourage people to build apartment houses? We have a housing problem. I know, let's make the leasing of housing unprofitable!

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (+lVUW)

563 -
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How is everybody what?


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:23 AM
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How is everybody, sir. (You are SO strict.)

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (RVcmP)

564 why would everyone insist upon inserting scantily clad girls with every song on youtube?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)

565 Criminy. Just watched Project Veritas' latest video.

I do not understand how these campaign workers are seemingly unaware that they're being targeted. The PV reporter's questions are so blatant; I'd like to think that I would be suspicious. Have these people never heard of PV?

And yet the targets never challenge PV. You know that if a quote were manufactured, the target would produce evidence of falsity. Instead ... nothing.

Maybe these aides are really as stupid as they sound. That might prove to our benefit.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (woEOf)

566 Oh great. Is that supposed to encourage people to build apartment houses? We have a housing problem. I know, let's make the leasing of housing unprofitable!
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (+lVUW)

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It worked great in Santa Monica!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:32 AM (32dNJ)

567 510 Pizza 3.147?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:16 AM (V9pqX)

As in a reasonable approximation to Pizza Pi, or the Pizza Pi that started the implosion of the universe?

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:32 AM (np68J)

568 Oh great. Is that supposed to encourage people to build apartment houses? We have a housing problem. I know, let's make the leasing of housing unprofitable!

Then they will build you campsites that concentrate y'all in a nice secured area. Will use the bullet train to get you home at night.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 12:32 AM (lD3vL)

569 Just like solving the range problem in an electric.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2018 12:10 AM (S/hVx)

If you have an electric car, you had better put a gas range in it, or you will run the battery down cooking lunch, and not get to where you were going.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:32 AM (KHhgg)

570 ...
If it did, I am not sure you would hear it before the shock wave burst your eardrums.

And liquefied your internal organs.

And then set the liquid on fire.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 12:27 AM (7OrCI)



So, bourbon is flammable.

What's your point, otherwise?


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

571 The problem with rent control is that you eventually have to force builders to build apartment buildings at gunpoint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (32dNJ)

572 548 534 So how is everybody?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:22 AM (nBr1j)

I, for one, am wonderful.

And thank you for asking.

How are you?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:25 AM (GBteo)

I'm actually good tonight. All set to travel tomorrow.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

573 Maybe these aides are really as stupid as they sound. That might prove to our benefit.

Well that is depressing. We might actually lose to these mentally, emotionally, ethically and spiritually defective loons.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 12:34 AM (lD3vL)

574
Real root rat, that Angela. Love to cop a cheeky root with that Sheila. She's gives a good gobby.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)

575 552 So how is everybody?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at N



thought the aoshqstyleguide said the appropriate greeting is "so who got laid" or "so who is having sex, right now"
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (MTjB1)

Anybody who can hang around here while getting laid deserves respect. Well, maybe not quite respect, but something.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:35 AM (nBr1j)

576 'No, you don't understand the concept' I told him. 'You give a handful of treats with the idea that the sooner you give out all the candy, the sooner we can go inside and turn out the light.'

Throw it up in the air & let God and gravity do it ...
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Religious Physicist Critic ... at November 01, 2018 12:35 AM (AoK0a)

577 I'm writing for fun and if I can twist a few Furry SJW tails so much the better.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 01, 2018 12:35 AM (V9pqX)

578 Then they will build you campsites that concentrate y'all in a nice secured area. Will use the bullet train to get you home at night.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 12:32 AM (lD3vL)

But will this Bullet Train take into account the physical, social and spiritual needs of the wildlife whose habitats it will run through?

Posted by: The Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors at November 01, 2018 12:35 AM (2m1vT)

579 The problem with rent control is that you eventually have to force builders to build apartment buildings at gunpoint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (32dNJ)


We prefer 'Donate to our slush fund or we'll shut down your project'. Guns are too icky.

Posted by: Democrats at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (Y8PSl)

580 Fox2!, which Wayne movie was that? (ashamed I don't know it, instantly)


Well you're right, the Para-Marines did participate in several Solomons Islands actions, including taking Gavutu-Tanambogo, 1st Battalion attached to 1st Marines, right at the start of Guadalcanal.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)

581 Unfortunately, the Congress ordered the sale of the entire US Strategic Reserve of helium (originally brought for airships) at essentially fire sale prices. It is (temporarily) cheaper to vent helium than to recover it.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (MwFQu)

Cheaper to eat your seed corn, too. A fount of wisdom, Congress isn't. Anymore than Canada's Parliament, I hasten to add.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (KHhgg)

582 'You give a handful of treats with the idea that the sooner you give out all the candy, the sooner we can go inside and turn out the light.'
*sigh* I have to tell him how to do *everything*.
Posted by: NavyMom at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (kqqrA)

Heh.

Yeah, my neighborhood is pretty lame. On my way to bar, I noticed like half the houses had their lights off.

In my old neighborhood, it was a whole thing. The adults all hung out and drank adult beverages, the kids got full sized candy bars, decorations were everywhere.

It's weird out some neighborhoods go all out and others try to hide from the little moocher kids.

But yes -- that's a life hack -- hand out as much candy as possible as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (GBteo)

583 I remember an old Church joke about the young pastor who has a toddler or two, and preached a sermon on the topic, "7 Guaranteed ways to raise great children!" A few years later, he and his kids were a bit older, and he preached on the same topic, but now it was "5 good ideas on how to raise good children". And again, a few more years, and his kids were going through their teens, and the name of it became "3 things that might or might not work
with your kids."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 11:49 PM (V2Yro)


Everybody has a plan til they punched in the mouth.

Mikelius Tysonius

Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (NLLmE)

584 Anna, that's nice but I have been listening to techno, so it sounds a bit dreamy.

Maybe Caravan of Thieves would be nicer.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (mUa7G)

585 You can go broke selling Helium by the pound. All that barking.

Posted by: klaftern at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (RuIsu)

586 522
Unfortunately, the Congress ordered the sale of the entire US Strategic Reserve of helium (originally brought for airships) at essentially fire sale prices. It is (temporarily) cheaper to vent helium than to recover it.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2018 12:19 AM (MwFQu)


So you're basically saying that anarchy is preferable to the Congress we have, in that it is less overtly destructive?

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (sdi6R)

587 I'm actually good tonight. All set to travel tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

Nice. Where are you headed?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:38 AM (GBteo)

588 Fox2!, which Wayne movie was that? (ashamed I don't know it, instantly)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)


The boilerplate 'In Harm's Way'.

Posted by: Democrats at November 01, 2018 12:38 AM (Y8PSl)

589 586 You can go broke selling Helium by the pound. All that barking.
Posted by: klaftern at November 01, 2018 12:36 AM (RuIsu)



Hah....what would happen if a dog inhaled helium?

Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (NLLmE)

590 A helium leak disabled iPhones? Not likely. It's a noble gas that doesn't react with anything. Helium changes the speed of sound, but that won't hurt the phone. It changes heat dissipation, but there is already circuitry to adjust the CPU to keep it from overheating.

It couldn't be that they screwed up the shielding for the MRI machine and turned it on, destroying any nearby sensitive electronics. MRI machines that I have seen range from 3.5 T to 12 T magnetic fields. That's a huge field strength. There's a reason they ask an endless series of questions related to metals (including whether you have any tattoos). I can easily believe an unshielded varying 3.5 T magnetic field will induce currents that will destroy most electronics in the vicinity.

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (np68J)

591 Anybody who can hang around here while getting laid deserves respect. Well, maybe not quite respect, but something.


Just takes a smart phone and the right position so your "partner" can't see that you're posting.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (0bu2O)

592 The problem with rent control is that you eventually have to force builders to build apartment buildings at gunpoint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (32dNJ)

We already do that, no rent control needed.

Posted by: The City of San Jose at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (2m1vT)

593 'Bye, 'rats.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)

594 588 I'm actually good tonight. All set to travel tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:33 AM (nBr1j)

Nice. Where are you headed?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:38 AM (GBteo)

Uganda

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (nBr1j)

595 Maybe a patter song by Leningrad

https://youtu.be/iK_gNwL2L1Y

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (mUa7G)

596 It's kind of ironic that we're running out of the second most common element in the universe. The government must have a hand in this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (32dNJ)

597 Boo.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (cAnNx)

598 Anybody who can hang around here while getting laid deserves respect. Well, maybe not quite respect, but something.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at N




when I was on a ski trip in college a bunch of us were sharing a room. I had secured a bed and graciously decided to share it with my girlfriend. in the middle of the night I succeeded in convincing her that we could very quietly get busy without disturbing anyone. halfway through some curious noises started to come from the floor beside our bed. my friend convinced his girlfriend that they could get busy without anyone noticing.

as they got busier and busier he suddenly lifted his head up high enough to observe what was going on in the bed. he seemed surprised for a second or two, then he quietly raised his hand to give me a high five.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)

599 Anybody who can hang around here while getting laid deserves respect. Well, maybe not quite respect, but something.


Just takes a smart phone and the right position so your "partner" can't see that you're posting.

Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (0bu2O)

I mean "getting laid" is so vague.

Yes, I could bang some disgusting STD-infested internet dating site whore.

But is that really how I want to spend my night when I have the 'hq to hang out at?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:41 AM (GBteo)

600 Goodnight, RickZ.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:41 AM (2m1vT)

601 572, Hud housing?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

602 Uganda
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (nBr1j)

Sounds lovely. Enjoy!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:41 AM (GBteo)

603 Northernlurker, your next missionary trip needs to be here to Galveston.

Most of the churches here are lefties.

Please bring all the African Pastors back with ya, y'heah?

Bring some Federal Marshalls, too. Gotta put some sweet little old ladies into the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

604 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)

Yeah, my freshman year of college I used to bang my girlfriend like 10 feet away from my roommate pretty regularly.

He was classy enough to pretend he was asleep.

Kind of a dick move on my part, no doubt.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:42 AM (GBteo)

605
when I was on a ski trip in college a bunch of us were sharing a room. I had secured a bed and graciously decided to share it with my girlfriend. in the middle of the night I succeeded in convincing her that we could very quietly get busy without disturbing anyone. halfway through some curious noises started to come from the floor beside our bed. my friend convinced his girlfriend that they could get busy without anyone noticing.

as they got busier and busier he suddenly lifted his head up high enough to observe what was going on in the bed. he seemed surprised for a second or two, then he quietly raised his hand to give me a high five.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)

606 That was my sock I was kissing off, Surfperch, not the ONT.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

607

He was classy enough to pretend he was asleep.

Kind of a dick move on my part, no doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at N




lol. pun intended.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

608 Bers!!!! Blanco!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 31, 2018 11:30 PM (7KYil)

Yo!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

609 604 Northernlurker, your next missionary trip needs to be here to Galveston.

Most of the churches here are lefties.

Please bring all the African Pastors back with ya, y'heah?

Bring some Federal Marshalls, too. Gotta put some sweet little old ladies into the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

You got it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)

610 Nice. Where are you headed?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:38 AM (GBteo)

Uganda
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (nBr1j)

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I hear Entebbe has a nice airport.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (32dNJ)

611 She told her father and I this evening that we had no idea what love is.
I wanted to play Foreigner.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2018 11:47

Wow. She has just such great knowledge at her age that she can judge you?

I have no idea what her juvenile tantrum is about but if you give it time this should pass. Tho I think she needs some mental health folks to look at her if she's gone off the rails like this.

Seriously, you've taken care of the kids, reunited w/ your ex and she's throwing a shitfit? Does she have some mental issues that were unknown?

Posted by: Farmer at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (yJ1e6)

612 Made me laugh.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at N




good

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

613
I hear Entebbe has a nice airport.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (32dNJ)

It's pretty nice. The airport in Nairobi, the name escapes me, is a lot bigger but Entebbe is a nice airport.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:44 AM (nBr1j)

614 lol. pun intended.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

Giggity

-- Quagmire

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (GBteo)

615 Wow. She has just such great knowledge at her age that she can judge you?

I have no idea what her juvenile tantrum is about but if you give it time this should pass. Tho I think she needs some mental health folks to look at her if she's gone off the rails like this.

Seriously, you've taken care of the kids, reunited w/ your ex and she's throwing a shitfit? Does she have some mental issues that were unknown?
Posted by: Farmer at N




I think we can all agree that if there is any judging to be done around her I am the one to do it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

616 Kind of a dick move on my part, no doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:42 AM (GBteo)

I finally caught on to the joke when he yelled 'Just like that, Daddy!'

Because his Mom said the same thing the night before.

Posted by: Harry's roommate at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (7OrCI)

617 BEBES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

618 That was my sock I was kissing off, Surfperch, not the ONT.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2018 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (2m1vT)

619 I'm not enough of a multi-tasker to have sex while posting on AOSHQ.
But I can listen to War Pigs and post.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (nBr1j)

620 And play air guitar.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (nBr1j)

621 I can easily believe an unshielded varying 3.5 T magnetic field will induce currents that will destroy most electronics in the vicinity.
Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (np68J)

The article explained quite clearly why the helium venting destroyed Apple phones, and not Android phones. The Apple products use silicon "micromachines" for system clocks, and the helium atmosphere causes those devices to overspeed, and bad things happen. Android phones use quartz crystal for timebases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (KHhgg)

622
It's weird out some neighborhoods go all out and others try to hide from the little moocher kids.

I used to give out candy when the recipients were smiling cute polite little kids but when they were replaced by snarling teenagers with no costumes and pillow cases I decided to turn off all the lights and pretend I wasn't home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (aKsyK)

623 597 It's kind of ironic that we're running out of the second most common element in the universe. The government must have a hand in this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (32dNJ)


There's an old saying that under socialism, the Sahara Desert would soon experience a shortage of sand.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (sdi6R)

624 AOP, loved your wall of text. It parallels much of my recent experience, with various artificially-induced problems. When O-care was destroying the individual insurance market (15% of the market), the insurance reps on the phone were fun to torture. "So my options are going up 500%, overnight, in price, and what was the name of this new law, again?" Sometimes silence, one or two were clearly straining against their limits, knowing it was a recorded call - so would stop at "yes, I get a lot of calls like this, sir". Of course the "industry" was very complicit in the outrage - after having helped kill off its earlier version in 1993. So of course they were Soviet in their behavior.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

625 We'll live a mere 15 minutes away, but the odds of us seeing them is pretty low

If you are more than ten miles away, are you really related?

Posted by: the BS guy! at November 01, 2018 12:48 AM (ykYG2)

626 I think we can all agree that if there is any judging to be done around her I am the one to do it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

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But of course. Cuz, after all, they all make so much sense.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 12:48 AM (I16G8)

627 I think we can all agree that if there is any judging to be done around here I am the one to do it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Power-Hungry Hawaiian Judge at November 01, 2018 12:48 AM (2m1vT)

628 591 A helium leak disabled iPhones? Not likely. It's a noble gas that doesn't react with anything. Helium changes the speed of sound, but that won't hurt the phone. It changes heat dissipation, but there is already circuitry to adjust the CPU to keep it from overheating.

It couldn't be that they screwed up the shielding for the MRI machine and turned it on, destroying any nearby sensitive electronics. MRI machines that I have seen range from 3.5 T to 12 T magnetic fields. That's a huge field strength. There's a reason they ask an endless series of questions related to metals (including whether you have any tattoos). I can easily believe an unshielded varying 3.5 T magnetic field will induce currents that will destroy most electronics in the vicinity.

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (np68J)



Check the article. If it was just a shielding issue it would be affecting other electronics as well. But it was only iphones because of the chip that Apple uses for their clocks on the phone. Android and Apple both use it in their gyroscopes but only Apple is using it in their clock.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 12:49 AM (cAnNx)

629 And play air guitar.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (nBr1j)

so you got your new passport?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:49 AM (KHhgg)

630 well the thing about commenting here while you are having sex is that you have to remember to set your phone down before you give her the coup de donkey punch.

our you could break your phone.

you should remember you can only do the donkey punch when you are doing it doggystyle. doing it missionary is going to make a mess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

631 Anybody who can hang around here while getting laid deserves respect. Well, maybe not quite respect, but something.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:35 AM (nBr1j)

Round 3?

Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 12:50 AM (aN6O8)

632 I think we can all agree that if there is any judging to be done around her I am the one to do it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:45

LOL, yeah, I' m sure of that. :rollingeyesemojy:

Posted by: Farmer at November 01, 2018 12:50 AM (yJ1e6)

633 But of course. Cuz, after all, they all make so much sense.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at N


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

634 There's an old saying that under socialism, the Sahara Desert would soon experience a shortage of sand.
Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (sdi6R)

Give credit where credit is due!

Posted by: Milton Friedman at November 01, 2018 12:50 AM (2m1vT)

635 If I went to my cell phone carrier and purchased International Day Plan at a certain amount of $ per day, and later found out that the plan they sold me doesn't cover me on account of I went to a place the plan doesn't cover, which I revealed in advance, then I have been defrauded.

Am I right?

Posted by: navybrat, travel nut at November 01, 2018 12:51 AM (w7KSn)

636 you should remember you can only do the donkey punch when you are doing it doggystyle. doing it missionary is going to make a mess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:49 AM (MTjB1)

Truth!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 12:51 AM (GBteo)

637 Well, the Helium shortage is either a reason to get cracking on fusion, or proof of the perfidy of Zodanga

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 12:51 AM (mUa7G)

638 638 Well, the Helium shortage is either a reason to get cracking on fusion, or proof of the perfidy of Zodanga

-------

This may be a good time to bring back alchemy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:52 AM (32dNJ)

639 ...as they got busier and busier he suddenly lifted his head up high enough to observe what was going on in the bed. he seemed surprised for a second or two, then he quietly raised his hand to give me a high five.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)



At least on the New Dawn, they had their own forward cabin in which to engage in their illicit activities.

While I engaged in my own, in the aft Master Cabin, of course.

30 ft. sloop, the relative spaces were relative, of course.

USAF dorm years?

Yeah, HIGH FIVE would have been an occurrence.

Superceded though, by the strategically placed sign on the doorknob.

Violate that sign, and rules and limitations ended at the room's threshold.

And often, did.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

640 you should remember you can only do the donkey punch when you are doing it doggystyle. doing it missionary is going to make a mess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at N




her: what the fuck was that
him: sorry, turn around

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:52 AM (MTjB1)

641
so you got your new passport?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:49 AM (KHhgg)

Picking it up at the Harry Hays building 10 a.m. tomorrow. I leave at 4 p.m.

The thing about going to Africa and having a passport challenge it isn't possible to catch a flight the next day. It doesn't work like that with that trip.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

642 So CA morons present, are the cretinous voters of this place actually going to pass the idiotic rent control thing?


I long ago gave up on the place in general, and just watch with a detachment sort of like a dissident Soviet citizen, keeping his head down and marveling at the idiocy of those around him. So I have no idea how it's looking.


Despite what I sort of expect to be a very good outcome nationally, if the gas tax repeal fails and rent control wins, it would seem the kinetic looting phase really will have begun in CA. With the Supreme Soviet and loathsome Newsom in Sacto, anything will become possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:53 AM (QDnY+)

643 Has anyone ever here ever stayed in an air B and B? i looked at one a couple of years ago, and they required a Facebook account. No thanks. Hotel Tonight is my go to.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:55 AM (PUmDY)

644 Colorado seems set on driving energy production out of the state. In the Boulder-Denver corridor, man lives by bread alone and the source of bread is the baker's van, as Lewis put it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 12:56 AM (ykYG2)

645 Has anyone ever here ever stayed in an air B and B? i looked at one a couple of years ago, and they required a Facebook account. No thanks. Hotel Tonight is my go to.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at N



quit pulling question material off fbn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:56 AM (MTjB1)

646 Picking it up at the Harry Hays building 10 a.m. tomorrow. I leave at 4 p.m.

The thing about going to Africa and having a passport challenge it isn't possible to catch a flight the next day. It doesn't work like that with that trip.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

Damn, I hate that building. I go to the passport office down in the Midnapore district. They are much, much better. so the passport in the mail, what happens to it? Voided, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:57 AM (KHhgg)

647 so no one thought that was something?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 12:57 AM (MTjB1)

648 I hope at least #74 passes. If the smug tech/government-job assholes want to drive the proles out of state, I want at least for them to feel the pain.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 12:58 AM (ykYG2)

649
Damn, I hate that building. I go to the passport office down in the Midnapore district. They are much, much better. so the passport in the mail, what happens to it? Voided, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:57 AM (KHhgg)

Oh yeah I got it processed at the Midnapore office but I have to go to Harry Hays to pick up an express delivery.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 01, 2018 12:58 AM (nBr1j)

650
Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

If she'll agree, we'll make it three!

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the Sailor at November 01, 2018 12:58 AM (O74hG)

651 I'm to sleep now

IN which what medium,

I'll wake into, eventually


zzzz


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


zzzzz

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2018 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

652 Enjoy your trip to Uganda, Teem. Don't becomes a lion's lunch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:59 AM (KHhgg)

653 Hi ont

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 12:59 AM (PmCoA)

654 Hello, Lou!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:00 AM (KHhgg)

655 does africa even make porno?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)

656 These new rules are going to kill the spirit of this blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 12:13 AM (32dNJ)

---
WHAT IS THE SPIRIT OF THE BLOG?

TO MEME AND SOCK WITHOUT MERCY!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 01, 2018 01:01 AM (ifaj+)

657 644 Has anyone ever here ever stayed in an air B and B? i looked at one a couple of years ago, and they required a Facebook account. No thanks. Hotel Tonight is my go to.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 12:55 AM (PUmDY)

Many. Usually worth it. I've had some less-than-stellar experiences.

But same is true of hotels and whatnot.

Overall, I like air bnb.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:01 AM (GBteo)

658 654 Hi ont
Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 12:59 AM (PmCoA)

Hello!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:02 AM (GBteo)

659 Hey, y'all heard the latest afroman? Not bad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ubDXueOU4c

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:02 AM (GBteo)

660 General Mattis We dont do stunts
Hahahahaha

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:02 AM (PmCoA)

661 When did Ben become Lindsey Graham?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:02 AM (7OrCI)

662 In Uganda, I'd worry more about becoming a government official's lunch. Place is literally among the most corrupt in Africa and that is saying something.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:03 AM (ykYG2)

663 So CA morons present, are the cretinous voters of this place actually going to pass the idiotic rent control thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 12:53 AM (QDnY+)

I don't know for sure, but I heard a cow-orker saying that it doesn't seem to him like it'll pass. I didn't ask him how he came to his conclusion though, but I assume it may be partially rooted in polling data.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:03 AM (2m1vT)

664 Love the jack Daniel guy and his pack of cigs

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:03 AM (PmCoA)

665 does africa even make porno?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)

only the sound tracks

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:04 AM (KHhgg)

666 always thought the hq was the fight club of blogs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:04 AM (MTjB1)

667 One lousy day ends, soon another begins. The circle of life. Or something. Later.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:04 AM (NWiLs)

668 I don't know for sure, but I heard a cow-orker saying that it doesn't seem to him like it'll pass. I didn't ask him how he came to his conclusion though, but I assume it may be partially rooted in polling data.
Posted by: Surfperch at N




you work in a dairy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

669 only the sound tracks
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

670 Night Insom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:06 AM (7OrCI)

671 you work in a dairy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

He moo-ving up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:07 AM (7OrCI)

672 668 One lousy day ends, soon another begins. The circle of life. Or something. Later.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:04 AM (NWiLs)

That's the spirit!

Night, friend.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:07 AM (GBteo)

673 Lying to the crackers.
Oh shit, note to self, put saltines on grocery list

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:07 AM (PmCoA)

674 Be well all, night time here.

Only 25 treaters here, SAD. Must be Trumps fault, LOL.

Best to you all, and listening to Nancy P all I can can say is that bitch is insane, they are losing.

SMH, you will be fine, this is just a blip. Your dau is smarter than this BS and will come around, I'm sure. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at November 01, 2018 01:08 AM (yJ1e6)

675 Has anyone ever here ever stayed in an air B and B? i looked at one a
couple of years ago, and they required a Facebook account. No thanks.
Hotel Tonight is my go to.


Did VRBO when I went to see the emotional four year old in Oregon. Clean, quiet, and the folks that owned the place were pretty cool. Artsy, non-morons, but still OK.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:08 AM (0bu2O)

676 Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:08 AM (7OrCI)

677 Did VRBO when I went to see the emotional four year old in Oregon. Clean, quiet, and the folks that owned the place were pretty cool. Artsy, non-morons, but still OK.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:08 AM (0bu2O)

I've used VRBO as well with no issues.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:09 AM (GBteo)

678 Hi aop

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:09 AM (PmCoA)

679 Hi Harry

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)

680 I don't know for sure, but I heard a cow-orker saying that it doesn't seem to him like it'll pass. I didn't ask him how he came to his conclusion though, but I assume it may be partially rooted in polling data.
Posted by: Surfperch at N

you work in a dairy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

I meant Co-worker, not cow-orker!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:11 AM (2m1vT)

681 I've used VRBO as well with no issues.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:09 AM (GBteo)

My sister uses VRBO to rent out her place in Nicaragua. I expect there are many unsold days this year...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:12 AM (KHhgg)

682 So still no word of Palpatine? Worrisome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:13 AM (KHhgg)

683 622 The article explained quite clearly why the helium venting destroyed Apple phones, and not Android phones. The Apple products use silicon "micromachines" for system clocks, and the helium atmosphere causes those devices to overspeed, and bad things happen. Android phones use quartz crystal for timebases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:46 AM (KHhgg)

They claim that the helium interacted with the MEMS structures used for internal oscillators. That is possible since it affects the speed of sound in the volume surrounding the MEMS structure, but I would need to talk to a MEMS expert before I believed it. I would expect the oscillator to vary with atmospheric pressure and humidity if a low (low because no people passed out trying to breathe it) helium concentration had a significant effect. Helium might possibly increase MEMS resonant frequency and therefore the clock speed. If the clock speed got high enough, the CPU would generate enough heat to damage the circuit. However, every CPU design (including the ones Apple use) have thermal regulatory circuits that reduce the clock speed when the chip starts getting hot. From the outside you shouldn't see any effect unless clock speed gets too far out of the spec range. The only other failure mode I see is mechanical failure of the MEMS structure in a helium atmosphere. Might be possible, but I wouldn't bet on that.

Worse, where are the reports of everybody in the building having squeaky voices? They quote a 90000 litre leak. That's a little over 3000 cubic feet, not even enough to fill a 20 by 15 by 10 ft room, and every MRI room I've been in has been larger than that. That's not nearly enough helium to affect anything not in the same room.

This is a report in the MSM on a subject I know something about and where the details don't make sense. Do you really expect me to believe the report?

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 01:13 AM (np68J)

684 Best to you all, and listening to Nancy P all I can can say is that bitch is insane, they are losing.

Posted by: Farmer at November 01, 2018 01:08 AM (yJ1e6)

Nancy's a moderate by SF standards.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:13 AM (2m1vT)

685

Todd Latourette, a one-armed actor in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is coming clean about his past and it turns out the true story is a real whopper.

He spoke with the city's local news station KOB-TV recently where he admitted that he did not lose his arm while serving in the armed services. In reality, he says he sawed it off during a "psychotic episode." Since then, he began claiming to be a veteran, which certainly helped him gain acting work in films like George Clooney's The Men Who Stare At Goats, as well as appearing on shows like Longmire and in Better Call Saul.

"I severed my hand with a Skilsaw," he explained in the interview. "The state of my mind was a psychotic episode."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 01:14 AM (aKsyK)

686
Oh, AOP, I was looking up SEWR systems (single wire, earth return) and found the typical transformer secondary setup.

The secondary grounded side is not connected directly to the primary ground at all. It is isolated, and only grounded to earth at the service entrance or meter box. Other variations are possible.

But, indeed, as I was wondering, you do not want to tie the primary and secondary together directly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:14 AM (f1Vqw)

687 'Night Farmer.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:14 AM (2m1vT)

688 I meant Co-worker, not cow-orker!

And here i thought that might be a reference to a place whose anagram is "Scary Devil Monastery".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:15 AM (0bu2O)

689 meant Co-worker, not cow-orker!
Posted by: Surfperch at N




oh. was better the other way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 01, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

690 I meant Co-worker, not cow-orker!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:11 AM (2m1vT)


The typo that might not be a typo.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2018 01:15 AM (Y8PSl)

691 Did you have to act like you like the cat? Funny scene from Flirting With Disaster. What is your problem with B and B's?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 01:16 AM (PUmDY)

692 This is an odd story:

https://tinyurl.com/yba88sdd

My first impression, he had a loaded shotgun in his back seat (not just loaded, but it must have had a round chambered and ready to fire) and he left it in the back seat of the truck with the dogs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:16 AM (7OrCI)

693 680 Hi Harry
Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)

...and how is life going for you?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:17 AM (GBteo)

694 I call BS on the helium story. 90000 liters of helium would cost >$450000.

Posted by: torabora at November 01, 2018 01:18 AM (Y274z)

695 Y5!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (7KYil)

696 Time for the old folk.

Make sure the popcorn stocks are sufficient, they'll be required on election eve.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (S/hVx)

697 90000 liters of helium would cost >$450000.

Squeak!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (ykYG2)

698 so blanco, how's the newish job?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (7KYil)

699 My first impression, he had a loaded shotgun in his back seat (not just loaded, but it must have had a round chambered and ready to fire) and he left it in the back seat of the truck with the dogs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:16 AM (7OrCI)

Sounds like bullshit.

I think he's a coyote who was shot by the Mexican drug gangs for not delivering his part of the bargain, and he blamed the poor canines when the police showed up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (GBteo)

700 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (7OrCI)

701 What is VRBO?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 01:20 AM (PUmDY)

702 shorter goldberg: J'accuse all of YOU of not being good enough to know what "enlightenment values" and reject Trump for the Clintons. Orange man BAD!

Posted by: s738226 at November 01, 2018 01:20 AM (OOX7S)

703 so blanco, how's the newish job?

People I work with are good, if a bit harried. Company's run by a bunch of anti-free speech fucks, though, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:21 AM (0bu2O)

704 What is VRBO?
Vacation Rental By Owner. A competitor to AirBnB.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:22 AM (0bu2O)

705 Goodnight Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 01, 2018 01:23 AM (2m1vT)

706 >>What is VRBO?

Vulvo-rectal blow out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:24 AM (f1Vqw)

707 591 A helium leak disabled iPhones? Not likely. It's a noble gas that doesn't react with anything. Helium changes the speed of sound, but that won't hurt the phone. It changes heat dissipation, but there is already circuitry to adjust the CPU to keep it from overheating.

It couldn't be that they screwed up the shielding for the MRI machine and turned it on, destroying any nearby sensitive electronics. MRI machines that I have seen range from 3.5 T to 12 T magnetic fields. That's a huge field strength. There's a reason they ask an endless series of questions related to metals (including whether you have any tattoos). I can easily believe an unshielded varying 3.5 T magnetic field will induce currents that will destroy most electronics in the vicinity.
Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (np68J)

You didn't read the article. The Microelectromechanical parts used to clock the processors will vibrate much faster with helium present, much like your vocal cords do when you inhale the contents of a helium balloon.

The Apple stuff simply overclocked itself to death.

The other stuff used old fashioned quartz crystal clocks, which are unaffected by the surrounding atmosphere.

I bet if you put the Apple stuff in a bell jar vacuum it'd go on the fritz in the same way.

Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:24 AM (+mfcd)

708 695 I call BS on the helium story. 90000 liters of helium would cost >$450000.

That's 90000 liters of gaseous helium. Only 120 liters of liquid helium. Wikipedia quotes $7.21 per cubic meter back in 2014. Assuming similar prices today, that's less than $1.

You're still right to call BS. You can't leak that much without having effects on people in the area, ranging from squeaky voices to loss of conciousness or even death.

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 01:27 AM (np68J)

709 704 Company's run by a bunch of anti-free speech fucks, though, so it's got that going for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:21 AM (0bu2O)

Ugh. Better than the last place though?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 01, 2018 01:27 AM (7KYil)

710 Googled, never mind

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 01:27 AM (PUmDY)

711 566 Criminy. Just watched Project Veritas' latest video.

I do not understand how these campaign workers are seemingly unaware that they're being targeted. The PV reporter's questions are so blatant; I'd like to think that I would be suspicious. Have these people never heard of PV?

And yet the targets never challenge PV. You know that if a quote were manufactured, the target would produce evidence of falsity. Instead ... nothing.

Maybe these aides are really as stupid as they sound. That might prove to our benefit.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (woEOf)

They (most of 'em) are 20-odd years old. Think back...to how unaware and naive you were at that age. And yes, the older ones are just idiots.


Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:31 AM (+mfcd)

712 Romans 12

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:31 AM (PmCoA)

713 I think he's a coyote who was shot by the Mexican drug gangs for not delivering his part of the bargain, and he blamed the poor canines when the police showed up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:19 AM (GBteo)

Yeah, that was kind of my general impression.

He says he was hunting jack rabbits with the dogs. OK.

However, the article says the 'bullet' tore through the back of his seat, shattered several ribs and did other various damage.

I could see using buckshot for rabbits, but slugs?

If that is the writers fault, not his, what size shot do you use for rabbit? You'd think it would be fairly small, and while I have never shot a shotgun through a truck seat, seems like a lot of damage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:32 AM (7OrCI)

714 Ugh. Better than the last place though?
Definitely. No in your face LGTBQWTFOMG activism.
At least, not yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:32 AM (0bu2O)

715 Here is a link to a better story than the Vice one:

https://ifixit.org/blog/11986/iphones-are-allergic-to-helium/

When the manufacturer of the MEMS chip admits there is a problem...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:32 AM (KHhgg)

716
Here's a story explaining the helium problem in more detail:

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/10/helium-
implicated-in-weird-iphone-malfunctions/

Remove line feed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:33 AM (f1Vqw)

717
The iPhone manual warns about helium (and other) gas exposure:

Exposing iPhone to environments having high concentrations of industrial chemicals, including near evaporating liquified gasses such as helium, may damage or impair iPhone functionality. If your device has been affected and shows signs of not powering on, the device can typically be recovered. Leave the unit unconnected from a charging cable and let it air out for approximately one week. The helium must fully dissipate from the device, and the device battery should fully discharge in the process. After a week, plug your device directly into a power adapter and let it charge for up to one hour. Then the device can be turned on again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:37 AM (f1Vqw)

718 That's 90000 liters of gaseous helium. Only 120 liters of liquid helium. Wikipedia quotes $7.21 per cubic meter back in 2014. Assuming similar prices today, that's less than $1.

You're still right to call BS. You can't leak that much without having effects on people in the area, ranging from squeaky voices to loss of conciousness or even death.
Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 01:27 AM (np68J)

90000 liters of gaseous helium is 9 m3. An oblong roughly 40 inches by 40 inches by 30 feet. And the stuff isn't going to be concentrated; it will diffuse out through the atmosphere. And if it accumulates anywhere, it's going to be near the ceiling, right?

I blew down an entire cylinder of hydrogen over the course of a night in a logging unit the size of a sea can. Good thing I was not a smoker, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:39 AM (KHhgg)

719
I was read a story where they tested. They put an iPhone (it has to be later than some model to have the problem) in a plastic bag filled with helium.

The phone died in 3 minutes. The concentration was high, and it diffused much faster.

They think enough was able to diffuse in over a 5 hour time period with the leaking MRI machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:40 AM (f1Vqw)

720 712 566 Criminy. Just watched Project Veritas' latest video.

I do not understand how these campaign workers are seemingly unaware that they're being targeted. The PV reporter's questions are so blatant; I'd like to think that I would be suspicious. Have these people never heard of PV?

And yet the targets never challenge PV. You know that if a quote were manufactured, the target would produce evidence of falsity. Instead ... nothing.

Maybe these aides are really as stupid as they sound. That might prove to our benefit.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 01, 2018 12:31 AM (woEOf)

They (most of 'em) are 20-odd years old. Think back...to how unaware and naive you were at that age. And yes, the older ones are just idiots.




Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:31 AM (+mfcd)



And they probably talk like that to most reporters. Because they know that the reporters are on their side.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

721 Night ont
Love all ya,ll

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:42 AM (PmCoA)

722 blew down an entire cylinder of hydrogen over the course of a night in a logging unit the size of a sea can. Good thing I was not a smoker, heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or you would be posting as Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia And Montana Oil Peon. Which is a bit unwieldy

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:43 AM (ykYG2)

723 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:32 AM (7OrCI)

you never know! It's a weird world, after all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2018 01:44 AM (GBteo)

724 Night lousagirl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 01, 2018 01:44 AM (7OrCI)

725 And they probably talk like that to most reporters. Because they know that the reporters are on their side.
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

And they love to brag on how they are "stickin' it to the man." Just like the James bond villains do. Why, even the Rolling Stones sang about that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZFwP1jeFto

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:45 AM (KHhgg)

726 Or you would be posting as Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia And Montana Oil Peon. Which is a bit unwieldy
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:43 AM (ykYG2)

That's me, all over. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:46 AM (KHhgg)

727 a lot of content, um...

i finally saw "destroy all monsters" tonight and can say i'm not disappointed!

highly recommended.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 01:52 AM (Pg+x7)

728 G'night, Miss Lou.
We love you, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 01:53 AM (0bu2O)

729 AOP,

Interesting, some of the standards for SEWR systems. Again, the convergence zone around the electrode is the most problematic, and they want to limit it to voltage drop of no more than 20V/m across the drop.

This usually requires about 6m of ground rod driven, and the limit is an electrode resistance of no more than 5 to 10 ohms to ground ("to ground" is a term of art, someone complicated in definition, actually).

And no more than 10A of current should be sinked. More than that starts causing problem with adjacent wiring, like phone lines and such.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:53 AM (f1Vqw)

730 I feel like the girl in the movie Under the Tuscan Sun
Whenever I get to the ont everybody is like the old dude who never smiles
but then Im like well I do live on the west coast haha, and Im usually drunk , and everyone has to work tomorrow

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:55 AM (PmCoA)

731 Y5, fbn right now is a shitshow. Block chains and crypto currencies. Sounds creepy as shit.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 01, 2018 01:57 AM (PUmDY)

732 And on top of that I am eating Cheetos puffs and my teeth are orange haha

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:58 AM (PmCoA)

733 And no more than 10A of current should be sinked. More than that starts causing problem with adjacent wiring, like phone lines and such.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:53 AM (f1Vqw)

Well, ten amps of current at 14000 volts equates to 583 amps at 240 volts, and I have only a hundred-amp service, so maybe 2 amps on the high side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:58 AM (KHhgg)

734 535 Actually Venus Poon, a name someone in the Horde tossed out in a previous thread.

Anna, that name rang a bell to me, it's been used for another fictional character -- in the James Clavell novel Nobel House.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2018 01:59 AM (Z4rgH)

735 708 591 A helium leak disabled iPhones? Not likely.
Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 12:39 AM (np68J)

You didn't read the article. The Microelectromechanical parts used to clock the processors will vibrate much faster with helium present, much like your vocal cords do when you inhale the contents of a helium balloon.

The Apple stuff simply overclocked itself to death.

The other stuff used old fashioned quartz crystal clocks, which are unaffected by the surrounding atmosphere.

I bet if you put the Apple stuff in a bell jar vacuum it'd go on the fritz in the same way.

Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:24 AM (+mfcd)

Quartz oscillators are in fact affected by atmospheric pressure, atmospheric density, temperature, humidity, and likely several other things that I don't remember. MEMS oscillators are significantly more sensitive to changes in at least atmospheric pressure and density.

If you put most CPUs in a vacuum they will not work very well. Almost every design assumes atmosphere is available to transport heat away from the circuit. Designing for a vacuum is seriously hard.

Increasing the clock speed increases heat within the CPU. Trying to transfer heat to a helium atmosphere decreases cooling, which also means a hotter CPU. When the CPU heats up, the device reduces the clock speed to reduce the heat. For damage to occur, the clock speed must be increased by more than range over which the circuit can reduce it. That's possible - I'm guessing a factor of 10 to 15 increase in oscillator speed moving from normal atmosphere (about 29 g per mole) to a pure helium atmosphere (2 g per mole). My desktop can only decrease the CPU clock by a factor of 4, so it's possible the CPU in the phone would start getting hot. I wouldn't expect permanent damage to the phone. I would expect dead people on the floor, since people can't survive more than a surprisingly short time in pure helium (loss of consciousness in seconds, death in minutes). I don't see reports of even unconscious people (I think this occurs between 10 and 20 percent helium), so I'm guessing the helium concentration was not high enough to cause the CPU clock to exceed the available feedback control range.

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 02:00 AM (np68J)

736 But now I am really going to bed
Night all God Bless

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 02:00 AM (PmCoA)

737 And my rate goes from 6.8 cents per kWh to 5.9 cents per kWh, which is almost a 15% reduction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 12:26 AM (KHhgg)

-----------------------
Good Grief! That's about half what the 'Co-operative' charges us. They started life as a (Roosevelt-era) REC, and now they cooperatively line their own pockets.

Posted by: lurk at November 01, 2018 02:04 AM (j3frD)

738 Brazzers uses VRBO for their filming locations.

Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 02:04 AM (aN6O8)

739 Night, Lou. I am out of here, too. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 02:05 AM (KHhgg)

740 >> Brazzers uses VRBO for their filming locations.

I think I'd have to charge extra for that.

Or negotiate. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 02:06 AM (f1Vqw)

741 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 01, 2018 02:06 AM (0bu2O)

742 731 I feel like the girl in the movie Under the Tuscan Sun
Whenever I get to the ont everybody is like the old dude who never smiles
but then Im like well I do live on the west coast haha, and Im usually drunk , and everyone has to work tomorrow
Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2018 01:55 AM (PmCoA)

For the record, I'm smiling. I'm very happy these days. Stupid happy and always smiling.

Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 02:08 AM (aN6O8)

743 I've misplaced an eighth and I'm pissed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 01, 2018 02:09 AM (Bdt4v)

744 Other than that, everything's going swimmingly, as they say.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 01, 2018 02:10 AM (Bdt4v)

745 I am very dubious re the 'helium was the culprit' story. I doubt seriously that the concentration could have reached levels that had those consequences.

I'm far more inclined to suspect an RF interference/exposure of some variety.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 02:11 AM (xSo9G)

746 744 I've misplaced an eighth and I'm pissed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 01, 2018 02:09 AM (Bdt4v)

My old dog was trained to find my missing stashes when I was in college.

Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 02:11 AM (aN6O8)

747 720
I was read a story where they tested. They put an iPhone (it has to be later than some model to have the problem) in a plastic bag filled with helium.

The phone died in 3 minutes. The concentration was high, and it diffused much faster.

They think enough was able to diffuse in over a 5 hour time period with the leaking MRI machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 01:40 AM (f1Vqw)

Put a person in the helium atmosphere inside that plastic bag. They will be unconscious in 15 seconds and dead in 2 to 3 minutes.

I'll believe this story when they start reporting all the dead bodies and the lawsuits against the idiots who made the helium connections without checking for leaks and without the sensors to detect a leak.

Also, if the leak was over a 5 hour period, the atmospheric concentration of helium was extremely low throughout the leak (helium is extremely difficult to contain even when you are trying - oddly enough it tends to go right through the walls and roof of a building) and there isn't enough helium to account for the observed effects.

Posted by: half a mind at November 01, 2018 02:12 AM (np68J)

748 Well, then, I have a long drive tomorrow, but will pop up on the other side, as they say. Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 01, 2018 02:12 AM (Bdt4v)

749 My old dog was trained to find my missing stashes when I was in college.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 02:11 AM (aN6O

I'll give a look see come daylight along the path to the barn. That's where I intended to take it, anyway.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 01, 2018 02:14 AM (Bdt4v)

750
The iPhone manual warns about exposure to helium, so that shows Apple knows it's a problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 01, 2018 02:18 AM (f1Vqw)

751 The iPhone manual warns about exposure to helium, so that shows Apple knows it's a problem.
Posted by: publius
------------

Without speculating upon the nature of sensitivity to helium, it certainly would have to be *highly* sensitive given the low level of concentration assumed.

The fact that they address the issue, suggests that may be the case. Pretty weird though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 02:21 AM (xSo9G)

752 Is the first sign Siri's voice shifting up an octave or two?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 02:23 AM (CDGwz)

753 the new MacBook air has added a fan. egad! a feature of the air, initially, was that it was solid state and didn't need a fan. now it's reversed with the MacBook without a fan. but it's necessary to dissipate heat.

i'm disappointed. i liked the quiet of the fanless air. i need a new one so i'll check out how obnoxious it is.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 02:37 AM (Pg+x7)

754 ... these things, iPhones or laptops, are very sensitive to heat. when they overheat the performance degrades.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 02:43 AM (Pg+x7)

755 ... there must be a formula that predicts the limits of a processor's power given the current designs. or maybe not.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 02:45 AM (Pg+x7)

756 756 ... there must be a formula that predicts the limits of a processor's power given the current designs. or maybe not.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 02:45 AM (Pg+x7)



Yeah more than likely there is. Though you've got to love the guy going "The helium couldn't have affected the iPhones because no one died from helium exposure!!!!!" Because clearly he knows that the concentration of helium in the air that could potentially cause an iPhone to crash must be higher than what would kill people.

. . .

Right...

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2018 02:54 AM (cAnNx)

757 So Tester pulled a Dirty Sanchez on himself in the Montana race and now he wants everyone to ignore the moustache.

Posted by: Jeeves at November 01, 2018 03:09 AM (X4M33)

758 me for the rack as well...

happy hunting Miley! if you come back out to Cali, i happen to know a farmer, so i could keep you in eighths, as it were...

nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 01, 2018 03:20 AM (ifaj+)

759 Been up over a hour, was going to get up a few minutes early anyway as I am going to another job a hour drive away

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 03:21 AM (T4oHT)

760 What's for breakfast?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 03:45 AM (vqIkG)

761 Put oatmeal with raisins and a few cherry Craisins on. Lots of milk to use up.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 03:46 AM (T4oHT)

762 powerlineblog -most savage tweet in the history of twitter
Don Lemon - I don't see Democrats killing people over politics

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 03:55 AM (T4oHT)

763 powerlineblog -most savage tweet in the history of twitter
Don Lemon - I don't see Democrats killing people over politics
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 03:55 AM (T4oHT)


I have pretty much withdrawn from the debating and arguing.

Progressives want anyone who is not of their tribe dead. We all should act accordingly.

Get armed up and be prepared.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 03:58 AM (vqIkG)

764 I get more amusement from them

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:04 AM (T4oHT)

765 They would be very laughable if they weren't so dangerous

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:05 AM (T4oHT)

766 americanthinker.com american socialism through the prism of marxism
https://tinyurl.com/ybwptvk7

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:25 AM (T4oHT)

767 ABC News, Hungover airline worker accidentally falls asleep in cargo hold for flight to Chicago, police say.

https://t.co/8wAYw4JEpx

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 04:29 AM (vqIkG)

768 Not hung over but could be me today, luckily not working where anyone could transport me away

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:33 AM (T4oHT)

769 Everyone sleeping it off from last night?

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:50 AM (T4oHT)

770 Six more days, and then we know what happened.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 04:53 AM (Lm4bP)

771 Do wish it was over already, but think we will be happy with results.
Especially hopeful Wagner and Barletta will win.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:57 AM (T4oHT)

772 >>>770 Six more days, and then we know what happened.
Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 04:53 AM (Lm4bP)

I wonder if Don Lemon's gaffe might be a gift to the GOP get-out-the-vote.

Posted by: m at November 01, 2018 05:17 AM (Q7mSB)

773 772 I wonder if Don Lemon's gaffe might be a gift to the GOP get-out-the-vote.
Posted by: m at November 01, 2018 05:17 AM (Q7mSB)

I also wonder if Chris Cuomo's stone-faced posture during Don Lemon's rant might indicate some hope for Lemon getting sacked.

Posted by: m at November 01, 2018 05:20 AM (Q7mSB)

774 >>>762 powerlineblog -most savage tweet in the history of twitter

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 03:55 AM (T4oHT)

Nice!

Here's the link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vsqtzg

Posted by: m at November 01, 2018 05:23 AM (Q7mSB)

775 G'morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 05:43 AM (cqNba)

776 Good morning!

What shall I do with this leftover candy?

Lemme get some coffee and figure this out

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 05:46 AM (8ikIW)

777 Playghoul ? Do the centerfolds still have "WISPY" hair down there !!!

Posted by: saf at November 01, 2018 05:47 AM (5IHGB)

778 Oh how the mighty have fallen.

YaHOOOoo news is actually reporting about the Hillary "They all look alike" statement.

I guess they either couldn't hide it anymore, or didn't want to.

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 05:48 AM (8ikIW)

779 Morning all from the Admirals Lounge at Newark Airport.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 05:50 AM (fVwM/)

780 Morning all from the Admirals Lounge at Newark Airport.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Are there any Admirals lounging?

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

781 Are there any Admirals lounging?
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 05:54 AM (8ikIW)

Nope. I appear to be the highest ranking Officer here. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 05:58 AM (fVwM/)

782 They have CNN on here and it is Anti-Trump 100%

What a left wing rag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 05:59 AM (fVwM/)

783 Morning all...so glad Halloween is finally over, way too many crappy horror flicks out there.

Forecast: rain rain and yet more rain.

And, in the #NotTiredOfWinning category:

http://tinyurl.com/y9oav6hq

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:00 AM (W+kMI)

784 Morning already?'ugh

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at November 01, 2018 06:00 AM (dMvl+)

785 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 05:50 AM (fVwM/)


You're an O-5 now?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:00 AM (vqIkG)

786 They have CNN on here and it is Anti-Trump 100%

What a left wing rag
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm sure they're working on a story that attacks Don "Squeezy" Lemon
They'll get to it...sometime...just you wait....

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:01 AM (8ikIW)

787 And yes, my entire area is under a flood watch.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:02 AM (W+kMI)

788 ou're an O-5 now?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:00 AM (vqIkG)

Yes O-5 but an O-6 Select LOL. That and a buck fifty might get me on the NY Subway?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:03 AM (fVwM/)

789 And yes, my entire area is under a flood watch.
Posted by: CPT. Charles


So's my bed.

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)

790 CNN is a wholly owned subsiderary of the DNC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:04 AM (fVwM/)

791 This allyison commerato on cnn is one major league scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:08 AM (fVwM/)

792
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 06:10 AM (LsBY9)

793 Yeah, NGU she used to be on Fox. Either she was never conservative or is a chameleon/actor. Or no principles whatsoever.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:10 AM (kiSdp)

794 Maybe CNN should consider hiring some of those NorK news-readers...

...not that anybody would notice the difference.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:11 AM (W+kMI)

795 Reading the headlines, Mendez is in trouble. All the democrats are defending him. With a little luck, Mendez will take them with him when he goes.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 06:11 AM (Lm4bP)

796 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)

797 Yeah, NGU she used to be on Fox. Either she was never conservative or is a chameleon/actor. Or no principles whatsoever.
Posted by: clutch

Since none of them are really reporters, not really journalists either, I think they should be called what they are referred to in England...

Presenters

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:12 AM (8ikIW)

798 Nevergiveup

Good morning, Sir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 06:12 AM (hyuyC)

799 Yes O-5 but an O-6 Select LOL. That and a buck fifty might get me on the NY Subway?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:03 AM (fVwM/)

Wear your Dress Whites. That might help. Double up on the Fruit Salad too, that always impresses the rubes, and don't forget to limp a bit.

Play the game Sir!


Yer right about commierata. She lost any appeal she had long before she left Fox.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:13 AM (vqIkG)

800 Yeah, NGU she used to be on Fox. Either she was never conservative or is a chameleon/actor. Or no principles whatsoever.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:10 AM (kiSdp)

Yes I remember. She sure has changed. She is probably a suck up also trying to ingratiate herself with the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:14 AM (fVwM/)

801 Hadrian the Seventh

Do lunatics have shame? There would be very different Leftist policies if they did have shame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 06:14 AM (hyuyC)

802 Wear your Dress Whites. That might help. Double up on the Fruit Salad too, that always impresses the rubes, and don't forget to limp a bit.

Shit I am 64. Limping is not problem. Actually I have to run my PRT this weekend, so maybe I will be limping on the return flight home. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:15 AM (fVwM/)

803 That and a buck fifty might get me on the NY Subway?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:03 AM (fVwM/)


$2.75, to be $3.00 come 1/1/19.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2018 06:16 AM (Y8PSl)

804 "There I was, behind enemy lines, 400 fanatical Libyans between me and freedom, and all I had was a standard dental chair, a worn drill bit, and a zippo lighter."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

805 Morning arrives....

Coffees brewing..

What fresh will this day bring?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 06:16 AM (qxq6t)

806 We had about 45 treaters here last night. About average for us.
We still buy candy like the time we had almost 70 though. That was about 12 years ago.
Most kids in costumes. Some junior high kids that are getting a little old for T Or T. One spanish girl with her spanish (looked like) grandma who was also holding a treat bag. Hmmmm. We don't have any spanish families in the neighborhood, and it's a pretty far walk around the area. I wonder where they came from

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

807 Hmmmmmmmm... I was wondering about this when it first came down.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1057868528986992642.html

Seems like ages ago when you think of it.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:17 AM (W+kMI)

808 NGU, be careful with that O-6 select sh!t. CO of my ship had the same designation but apparently decided he wanted to uhhhh, enjoy a female J.O. more than a promotion. One of the senior officers, really good guy, turned him in. Norfolk was not amused.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:18 AM (kiSdp)

809 PRT Must be your version of a physical fitness test?

Hell, how fast do the PTB's want a 60+ year old to run anyway?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:19 AM (vqIkG)

810
Now streaming Interdikt by Rued Langgaard, with the Artur Rubinstein Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Ilya Stupel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 06:20 AM (LsBY9)

811 Bruce, grandma was trick or treating too? I don't think she quite understands the deal.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:21 AM (kiSdp)

812 HHmm. Lotta local news stories reaching the national stage; one on one violence and death from road rage, traffic accidents, neighbor stabs neighbor, fight in a group home. Usually, these local stories get little coverage.

Wonder what's going on.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 06:21 AM (Lm4bP)

813 Hell, how fast do the PTB's want a 60+ year old to run anyway?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:19 AM (vqIkG)

Not to fast, but I do the bike and have to get enough calories in 12 minutes. Not my favorite 12 minutes but no prob.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:22 AM (fVwM/)

814 NGU, be careful with that O-6 select sh!t. CO of my ship had the same designation but apparently decided he wanted to uhhhh, enjoy a female J.O. more than a promotion. One of the senior officers, really good guy, turned him in. Norfolk was not amused.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:18 AM (kiSdp)

Yeah I hear ya...just out of curiosity, how hot was she? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:22 AM (fVwM/)

815 Bruce, grandma was trick or treating too? I don't think she quite understands the deal.
Posted by: clutch

Yep. Sometimes we get a kid with two bags because of a "sick" sister/brother.
She did not claim that, just put our her bag like her little one did

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

816 Have a good morning everyone. My nap time has arrived.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 06:24 AM (vqIkG)

817 Ya know, I miss the weekend Gaming Thread.

(Just a random pre-coffee thought)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:24 AM (W+kMI)

818 We had only 2 door bell rings. One family with 3 kids and one with 1. So only 4 kids all day and night.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:24 AM (fVwM/)

819 and have to get enough calories in 12 minutes.


Pound a couple of beers and a pizza.
Calories galore!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

820
HHmm. Lotta local news stories reaching the national stage; one on one violence and death from road rage, traffic accidents, neighbor stabs neighbor, fight in a group home. Usually, these local stories get little coverage.

Wonder what's going on.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov


The fabric of civilized life in these United States is being rent by the monstrous rhetoric of Donald Trump!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 06:24 AM (LsBY9)

821 Jesus, CNN is worse that I even thought...I watch a few seconds of it now and then --Know thy Enemy...but stuck here watching it at the Airport, it is revolting. It's worse than fake.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:27 AM (fVwM/)

822 One spanish girl with her spanish (looked like) grandma who was also holding a treat bag. Hmmmm. We don't have any spanish families in the neighborhood, and it's a pretty far walk around the area. I wonder where they came from


Posted by: Bruce a


Spain ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 06:27 AM (kBI9E)

823 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:22 AM (fVwM/)

She was (or is) is a cute petite blond, and she got around quite a bit on the ship. Funny thing the female JOs got around including with the enlisted, but the Old Man got busted back to Commander. Nothing happened to the wimmenz. He was a ring knocker and all the stereotypes that go along with that, so no sympathy for him.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:28 AM (kiSdp)

824
Well that is odd. The NYTimes is reporting on hyperinflation in Venezuela going back to 1990.

What 52,000 Percent Inflation Can Do to a Country

I don't read the Times enough to know, is this significant?



Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 06:28 AM (Lm4bP)

825 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2018 11:29 PM (F4LbF)

Very nice post. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 06:29 AM (AllCR)

826 RE: Don Lemon

Rumor has it that Trump is using Judas Goats to get the dims to set themselves on fire...

...for some, it seems unnecessary.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:30 AM (W+kMI)

827 Spain ?
Posted by: JT

Maybe one of the first of the caravan. Didn't know when to stop and was getting hungry?

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:30 AM (8ikIW)

828 But she was nice NGU. She just really liked the D, and I don't mean Detroit. The other female JO was a nasty bitch, she was the fraternizing one. My guess is that she stayed in and the one with the CO got out, but I have no way to check.
Just celebrated my 25 year point of separation from USN recently.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:31 AM (kiSdp)

829 yo yo yo whats up?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

830 As is the norm here, some of our neighborhood blocks went all out with the Halloween yard display and party theme last night.

Literally hundreds of folks on the sidewalks and in the blocked off streets.

And a not small number of black children dressed as vampires.

Including 'white face'

I'm looking through the Outrage and Offense rule book to see if I should be offended.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 06:34 AM (cqNba)

831 "I don't read the Times enough to know, is this significant?
"

Only in that apparently Time Magazine has been making up, and fudging numbers for political gain since at least 1990.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 06:35 AM (cqNba)

832 one of the trick or treaters here was an elementary age boy in a rubber Trump mask

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 01, 2018 06:36 AM (dMvl+)

833 822 - JT

In my neighborhood, I'm up to my eyeballs in illegals; most of them don't do the Halloween thing.

I had zero knocks last night... then again, the steady rain since mid-afternoon didn't help.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 01, 2018 06:36 AM (W+kMI)

834 Just celebrated my 25 year point of separation from USN recently.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:31 AM (kiSdp)

What did you do in The Navy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:37 AM (fVwM/)

835 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:37 AM (fVwM/)

Pork Chop.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 06:39 AM (kiSdp)

836 Another Black Republican running for Congress, Eddie Edwards from NH with a former military and police background:


https://www.edwardsfornh.com/about

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 06:41 AM (AllCR)

837 RCP
Battle for Senate
44 Dem 6 TOSS GOP 50

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

838 Looking at Ticketmaster, I see that the "Evening with the Grifters..I mean Clintons" first date is now the end of November. In Toronto. The first three dates are in Canada.
Is she planning on running for president of Canada?

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:42 AM (8ikIW)

839 Good morning all. Into the Breach once More.

Posted by: Picric at November 01, 2018 06:43 AM (nonGu)

840 Have a great day, everyone.

May the candy wrappers find the trash, you get to skim off some of the good candy, and every traffic light turns green on your way home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 06:43 AM (hyuyC)

841 Is she planning on running for president of Canada?

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:42 AM (8ikIW)

I hear they have softer bollards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

842 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 06:44 AM (ECUyd)

843 I hear they have softer bollards.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They may be softer, but do they have the tensile strength to hold up a fully weaponized and hydrated Hillary?

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

844 Nothing on the intertubes about the early US Clinton dates that have disappeared.

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

845 CNN has the dems taking the House in a landslide. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:47 AM (fVwM/)

846 "In my neighborhood, I'm up to my eyeballs in illegals; most of them don't do the Halloween thing.


Posted by: CPT. Charles"

Very light trick or treating at my house last night compared to other years but I live on a side street off the larger roads the kids usually go on. I went out with my kids on their second or third time out and there were hordes of kids, almost all anchor babies, presumably from the surrounding apartments. Reminded me that, thanks to illegal immigration, we are so screwed.

Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 06:48 AM (MxEKc)

847
The (D)'s are screaming their heads off over a "closing" ad for the 2018 midterm elections released Wednesday night.

The usual suspects are pissed off. It must be *right* over the target.

Nancy Pelosi is gonna stroke out. So close, then...

*record scratch*

https://news.grabien.com/story-trump-releases-closing-ad-promising-
hard-line-border-stance

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 06:49 AM (URwyc)

848 I wanted to dress up as an ICE official, but I don't think that would be well received around here.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 06:50 AM (hSQF+)

849 weaponized and hydrated Hillary?
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

I think schedule 40 pvc can stand up to vodka and a full depends

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

850 "We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class. We will cut through the corruption, [and] we won't have to do what comes next, which is either a non-violent revolution or a violent one, because this has got to end,"

James Cromwell


Cromwells have been promising reform for centuries. Never ends up well, like at the Droghedra. If Irish Americans has historical memory, this would bring us votes.

BTW, why is it that quoting from the above posts always gives a 500 on the ONT, but not otherwise? Always have to use the Unf*cker.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (59GGI)

851 Went to a doctor and Time Magazine was all there was on the table to read. Its what..10 pages, thin, and hardly worth picking up. I know probably doctors probably get it free, or nearly so. I didn't bother to look at it.

Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (vJtTL)

852 Today's whiteboard sign:

Secure the border!
Vote Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 06:53 AM (AllCR)

853 good morning horde!

It's hard to tell who I feel more sorry for...ghost lady or those fish kids.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 01, 2018 06:54 AM (TL2pK)

854 Not one trick or treater last night. That's become common. Last year there was only one, a very little girl in the afternoon. I remember us as having vast caravans when I was a kid, passing other groups; kind of like Sean of the Dead.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 06:54 AM (59GGI)

855 851 Went to a doctor and Time Magazine was all there was on the table to read. Its what..10 pages, thin, and hardly worth picking up. I know probably doctors probably get it free, or nearly so. I didn't bother to look at it.
Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (vJtTL)


I never touch magazines at the doctor's office. Who knows what you could pick up.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 01, 2018 06:54 AM (h2Bdk)

856 Went to a doctor and Time Magazine was all there was on the table to read. Its what..10 pages, thin, and hardly worth picking up. I know probably doctors probably get it free, or nearly so. I didn't bother to look at it.
Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (vJtTL)

I haven't paid for a magazine in years..they send them free all the time. Or if I am stuck in an Airport and buy something I then dump it in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:55 AM (fVwM/)

857 854 Not one trick or treater last night. That's become common. Last year there was only one, a very little girl in the afternoon. I remember us as having vast caravans when I was a kid, passing other groups; kind of like Sean of the Dead.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 06:54 AM (59GGI)

The six kids came to my door were in early teens. So I gave the mouth shots of Titos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

858 I never touch magazines at the doctor's office. Who knows what you could pick up.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 01, 2018 06:54 AM (h2Bdk)

A tooth ache?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:55 AM (fVwM/)

859
Today is All Saint's Day, a Holy Day of Obligation for us snappers. Can't make Mass at my regular parish, can't go this morning to a parish near work because of an 8:30 meeting, have to wait until 6:00 this evening at my local parish.

Nothing quite says "obligation" like an extremely liberal Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 06:56 AM (LsBY9)

860 So our latest injustice on our NextDoor social media is the desire to ad extra express toll lanes on I-95 near Baltimore.

Some nitwit commented that they simply seem to be percs for rich folk to allow them to go fast.

And that it was socially unfair.

I'm thinking, one more car in the express lane is one less car in front of me.

Plus...they get to pay extra for the privilege.

Oh...the Huge Manatee!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 06:57 AM (cqNba)

861 "We will have a government that represents us and not the donor class.

James Cromwell



Does that exclude the donors that sent Blotto O'Rourke $38 million?

Because they are gonna be pissed when their guy doesn't stay bought.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 06:59 AM (ECUyd)

862
I used to subscribe to Time decades ago. It used to tell a relatively unbiased view of current events. Movie reviews, sports, lifestyle stuff, trends.

It even reported on Global Cooling with some ideas from Edward Teller about how to put giant mirrors up in space and warm the planet up.

Then it grabbed onto the Global Warming fantasy and I've never been back.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 06:59 AM (URwyc)

863 So, Don Lemon is the Cuckoo chick complaining bitterly that the original inhabitants are finally refusing to be pushed out of the nest and killed.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 01, 2018 06:59 AM (5MO1f)

864 851
Went to a doctor and Time Magazine was all there was on the table to
read. Its what..10 pages, thin, and hardly worth picking up. I know
probably doctors probably get it free, or nearly so. I didn't bother to
look at it.


Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 06:51 AM (vJtTL)

****
When I see Time Magazine anywhere other than on a newsstand, I simply throw it away. No one misses it. If there is nowhere to throw it away I put under the stack of magazines or turn it face down. At my dentist's office I came back two months later and it was still there at the bottom, face down and dusty. Complete waste of paper. almost ten years ago I asked my parents why they still subscribed. They had no answer. I advised that as how it was so devoid of anything even remotely resembling "content" I estimated that only the staples in the fold kept it from floating away. They cancelled it soon thereafter.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 01, 2018 07:00 AM (mvvCm)

865 Today's whiteboard sign:

Secure the border!
Vote Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 06:53 AM (AllCR)
--------

You've convinced me! Good morning!

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:01 AM (U5tDi)

866 "Then it grabbed onto the Global Warming fantasy and I've never been back."

Al Gore is the L. Ron Hubbard of Global Warming.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:01 AM (cqNba)

867 How does James Cromwell think he's going to pull this off, when his side is the one that's disarmed itself?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 07:03 AM (oVJmc)

868 And Global Warming is the Dianetics of today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:03 AM (cqNba)

869 You don't have to watch it tonight. But when you have some free time I suggest that you watch Jonah Goldberg and his disgust for PDT and us. Must be a bitch going through life being oh so much better than everyone who isn't in the Faculty Lounge.

Goldberg lost me pre-Trump. He's got a very narrow view of things, and is despite his denials, a pure ideologue in Kirk's sense.

That said, I can understand dislike of Trump's style. Hell, in many ways Trump reminds me of the kind of New Yorker I left to get away from. Of course, the same can be said of Goldberg.

But isn't a supposed "public intellectual" in politics supposed to see past that stuff, like to what the guy is actually doing? Does it never occur to that sort that they are just reading everything through a lens of personal taste?

My favorite is that Trump doesn't get credit for his judges because he's really getting advice from the Federalist Society. ???? Getting and taking good advice isn't a virtue in a politician? Really?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 07:03 AM (59GGI)

870 Or if I am stuck in an Airport and buy something I then dump it in my Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 06:55 AM (fVwM/)
----------

How do your patients feel about all the Playboys in your office?

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:03 AM (U5tDi)

871 "Then it grabbed onto the Global Warming fantasy and I've never been back."



Al Gore is the L. Ron Hubbard of Global Warming.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:01 AM

---

At least hubbard was up front and honest about it when he started his scam religion.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 07:04 AM (JUOKG)

872 Nothing quite says "obligation" like an extremely liberal Novus Ordo Mass.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

Ah, obligation and penance all in one setting! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2018 07:04 AM (GlBgT)

873 @854

Only had a couple myself. It's sad what trunk or treats have done to the holiday. I know it's all in the name of "safety" but to me, it just feels like an easy way for kids to go around and get lots of candy for minimal effort.

When I was a kid, going around the neighborhood from house to house was part of the adventure.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 01, 2018 07:04 AM (TL2pK)

874 I do have a Time Magazine in the file cabinet printed during the Falklands war. Interesting that it was full of ads and different sections devoted to movies, sports, etc. I was once a subscriber.

Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 07:05 AM (vJtTL)

875 872 Nothing quite says "obligation" like an extremely liberal Novus Ordo Mass.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

Ah, obligation and penance all in one setting! LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2018 07:04 AM (GlBgT)


++++

I'm sending that on.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 07:06 AM (59GGI)

876 Now Jimmy Buffet is doing a concert to help Gillum. Damn, why do so many musicians do things that make want to never listen to them again?

Makes me want to just stick to long dead white male music.

Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 07:07 AM (MxEKc)

877 How do your patients feel about all the Playboys in your office?
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:03 AM (U5tDi)

well i do dentistry in a tutu so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:07 AM (fVwM/)

878 check out the YouTube of some dick running against Dana rohrbacher
He melts down because Dana brought notes to the interview/ forum.


His assistant gets nasty fast.

Posted by: LASue at November 01, 2018 07:09 AM (XROPS)

879 Jesus all CNN does is attack PDT. No news, just PDT hate. What a fuckin wreck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:09 AM (fVwM/)

880 " Jesus all CNN does is attack PDT. No news, just PDT hate."

It's what they do.

It's who they are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:10 AM (cqNba)

881 I over bought in the candy dept. Not many kids, considering the neighborhood has now many young families with small kids. It was a warm night in the 60's, so it wasn't the weather.

Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 07:10 AM (vJtTL)

882 Jesus all CNN does is attack PDT. No news, just PDT hate. What a fuckin wreck
Posted by: Nevergiveup

And news coming out of Botswana tonite of a group of students that received poor marks on their spelling test....BECAUSE OF TRUMP!

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 07:11 AM (8ikIW)

883 Jonah Goldberg is still pissed about Trump saying that he (Goldberg) can't afford a pair of pants. "I can forgive his pride if only he had not mortified mine." - Eliza Bennett, referring to Mr. Darcy.

Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 07:12 AM (3HNOQ)

884 Went to a doctor and Time Magazine was all there was on the table to
read. Its what..10 pages, thin, and hardly worth picking up. I know
probably doctors probably get it free, or nearly so. I didn't bother to
look at it.

......................

Mr k. got a letter from SI yesterday saying "We want you back!" Subscription price 160 dollars for a year but will take off 140 for a grand total of 20 dollars for a year (39 issues). I threw it away.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (6iXkb)

885

Ah, obligation and penance all in one setting! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2018 07:04 AM (GlBgT)


That's about it. Sundays I go to a TLM. I feel such joy that I go early to enjoy the silence in the sanctuary, broken only by saying the Rosary. Compare with the variety show of an OF Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (LsBY9)

886 well i do dentistry in a tutu so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:07 AM (fVwM/)
------------

Every day is Halloween at Dr. Captain NGU's office!

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (U5tDi)

887 https://t.co/8fLw2uFvn8?amp=1


I hope this links to the you tube of rigrabachers opponent.

Posted by: LASue at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (XROPS)

888 "I over bought in the candy dept. Not many kids,
considering the neighborhood has now many young families with small
kids. It was a warm night in the 60's, so it wasn't the weather.


Posted by: Colin"


CNN: Trump's atmosphere of hate keeps kids at home this year.

Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (MxEKc)

889 Hi Molly K - haven't seen you in a long time. How are you doing?

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:14 AM (U5tDi)

890 Every day is Halloween at Dr. Captain NGU's office!

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:13 AM (U5tDi)

Hey I offer patients cocktails for appointments. I don't advertise that, but if you ask

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:14 AM (fVwM/)

891 CNN: Trump is a banana!

Which explains why they keep stepping on the peel.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM (59GGI)

892
Mr k. got a letter from SI yesterday saying "We want you back!"
Subscription price 160 dollars for a year but will take off 140 for a
grand total of 20 dollars for a year (39 issues). I threw it away.


If there's anything worth less than professional sports right now, it's professional sports commentary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM (oVJmc)

893 We had fewer ghouls and goblins this year because of the cold wind, but still had a pretty good turnout. Looked at the candy bowl this morning and lo and behold the thing was almost empty. I had a sad.

Then I realized we had one unopened bag in the pantry. The one with the Reeses and Hershey bars in it and I no longer haz a sad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM (OUwAp)

894 Looks like the IG Michael Horowitz isn't going to release the FISA warran info that PDT declassified before the election. And I no longer hear about it even on Hannity's nearly unwatchable show. We've been had again!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM (hSQF+)

895 876 Now Jimmy Buffet is doing a concert to help Gillum. Damn, why do so many musicians do things that make want to never listen to them again?

Makes me want to just stick to long dead white male music.
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 07:07 AM (MxEKc)

I like Jimmy but his politics suck. I think the feel guilty in the lottery of life. Gillum is scum and criminal! I live in TLH 4 years!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

896 Good thing nobody watches the Clown Nose Network. Except at airports.

Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 07:16 AM (kiSdp)

897 Hillary needs: you know that list of demands that rock stars have for the promoters and staff at the place they are performing...Hillary adds a air pump to pump up her back brace, and who knows what else she demands.

Posted by: Colin at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (vJtTL)

898 894 Looks like the IG Michael Horowitz isn't going to release the FISA warran info that PDT declassified before the election. And I no longer hear about it even on Hannity's nearly unwatchable show. We've been had again!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM (hSQF+)

If it had bad news on Trump it would have already been leaked!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

899 756
756 ... there must be a formula that predicts the limits of a processor's power given the current designs. or maybe not.



Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2018 02:45 AM (Pg+x7)







Yeah more than likely there is. Though you've got to love the guy
going "The helium couldn't have affected the iPhones because no one died
from helium exposure!!!!!" Because clearly he knows that the
concentration of helium in the air that could potentially cause an
iPhone to crash must be higher than what would kill people.



. . .



Right...

****
Remember - we are talking about doctors here, not scientists. As I used to say to jurors back in my med. mal. defense days: "Medicine is an art, NOT a science. Never forget that. Not here, not in your everyday lives."

Medicine uses science in its study, and scientific method in its use, but it is not an exact science, nor are most doctors scientists in any way, shape or form. This is a case in point.
Food for thought.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (mvvCm)

900 It just hit me. What happened to the hot witches of yesteryear? I particularly recall Ava Gardner looking very good.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (59GGI)

901 I see ADP hos OCT Jobs at 227 and wages way up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

902 I'm doing good bluebell......Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Molly k. at November 01, 2018 07:18 AM (6iXkb)

903 Then I realized we had one unopened bag in the pantry. The one with the Reeses and Hershey bars in it and I no longer haz a sad.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Ah yes. The "forgotten bag" or two in the pantry trick.

Heh, I first typed panty, who knows where the comments would have gone after that typo

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

904 Looks like the IG Michael Horowitz isn't going to
release the FISA warran info that PDT declassified before the election.
And I no longer hear about it even on Hannity's nearly unwatchable show.
We've been had again!


Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 01, 2018 07:15 AM

---

Trump put the brakes on that. Allegedly because it shows Foreign Governments working with obama to spy on Trump and they asked him not to release it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 07:18 AM (JUOKG)

905 I'm thinking of heading to the store after work for the half priced candy, if they have any left. Crossing my fingers.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 01, 2018 07:19 AM (TL2pK)

906 Looks like the IG Michael Horowitz isn't going to release the FISA warrant info that PDT declassified before the election.

I thought PDTS agreed to keep it unreleased per Rosenstein's request.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 01, 2018 07:19 AM (OUwAp)

907 We only got on group of trick or treaters last night. But it made my night. The cutest thing. Three 10 year old girls dressed up for a pajama party. Just ridiculously cute.

Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 07:20 AM (3HNOQ)

908 "I particularly recall Ava Gardner looking very good."

Samantha Stevens was a fine looking witch.

Back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:20 AM (cqNba)

909 Remember - we are talking about doctors here, not scientists. As I used to say to jurors back in my med. mal. defense days: "Medicine is an art, NOT a science. Never forget that. Not here, not in your everyday lives."

Medicine uses science in its study, and scientific method in its use, but it is not an exact science, nor are most doctors scientists in any way, shape or form. This is a case in point.
Food for thought.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 01, 2018 07:17 AM (mvvCm)


It's worth remembering that when colleges referred to the "arts and sciences", medicine was one of the "arts". So was engineering.

The distinction was between "knowing that" and "knowing how".

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 07:20 AM (59GGI)

910 Back in the old days, I would drop off 10-year old Smithsonian magazines in dentist and doctor's waiting rooms.

Better than recycling.

I did it with a 15 year old Reader's Digest last year. Now the receptionist keeps an eye on me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 07:21 AM (hyuyC)

911 I'm glad to hear it, Molly.

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 07:22 AM (U5tDi)

912 Ah yes. The "forgotten bag" or two in the pantry trick.

The Grumpy Grandma keeps a wicked close eye on that stuff. I had to wait until she went into the loo last night before I could cull a handfull of Hershy bars and Reeses last night.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 01, 2018 07:22 AM (OUwAp)

913 I did it with a 15 year old Reader's Digest last year. Now the receptionist keeps an eye on me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2018 07:21 AM (hyuyC)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:22 AM (fVwM/)

914 The Grumpy Grandma keeps a wicked close eye on that stuff. I had to wait until she went into the loo last night before I could cull a handfull of Hershy bars and Reeses last night.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

And hide the wrappers

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

915 Sabrina (Samatha's sister) had it going on.

Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 07:23 AM (3HNOQ)

916 We only got on group of trick or treaters last night. But it made my
night. The cutest thing. Three 10 year old girls dressed up for a
pajama party. Just ridiculously cute.


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 01, 2018 07:23 AM (oVJmc)

917 FBI may have recordings of Trumps aids on campaign!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

918
That's about it. Sundays I go to a TLM. I feel
such joy that I go early to enjoy the silence in the sanctuary, broken
only by saying the Rosary. Compare with the variety show of an OF Mass.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----
Wonderful!!

It only took me 60 years to *discover* the beauty of Perpetual Adoration.

My closest TLM is kind of a pain to get to but. . . . .

There does seem to be a resurgence of Rad Trads. Thank God!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2018 07:24 AM (p+4lN)

919 Ah yes. The "forgotten bag" or two in the pantry trick.



The Grumpy Grandma keeps a wicked close eye on that stuff. I had to
wait until she went into the loo last night before I could cull a
handfull of Hershy bars and Reeses last night.


Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 01, 2018 07:22 AM

---

I am proud of myself. We had a 325 piece bag of Hershey's lying on the counter for over a week and I did not open it. Took it over to the town's trunk or treat the other day.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

920 Got the red lipstick on....ready to slay the day. Wish me luck horde.

See you guys tomorrow (or before)

Posted by: TickledPink at November 01, 2018 07:30 AM (TL2pK)

921 Well time to pack up the laptop, pee, and get on the plane. But mostly pee like a racehorse after all this coffee. later all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 01, 2018 07:30 AM (fVwM/)

922 Fly safe, Doc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2018 07:32 AM (cqNba)

923 got 5 mins

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/31/prager-carolla-free-speech-tucker/

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

924 1000? Last night, driving home, couple 100 college kids trick or treat along my route, most kids FAT, why? Maybe 2-3 hotties in black stretch pants, whiskers, cat theme. Another was cupid in cute dress with hearts and plastic bow n arrow who had a guy with her...smart dude.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 01, 2018 07:35 AM (ldXWf)

925 NOOD

Posted by: human at November 01, 2018 07:38 AM (0CeRG)

926 897 Hillary needs:
~~~
After a particular rough work week, the visual of the hag using a bicycle or foot pedal pump is just what I needed.

Thanks, and g*d bless.

Posted by: socalcon at November 01, 2018 07:47 AM (WAnre)

927 ^^^ ROMANS 12 DETROIT LIONS O.


I do lounge admirably ,IN the navy.... blue suede shoes before taking off.......................sock on the flight

this sock is for you>

Posted by: saf at November 01, 2018 07:50 AM (5IHGB)

928 TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 01, 2018 07:07 PM (wGqjj)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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